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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,121 --> 00:00:34,613 30 years ago I'd found The Book of the Dead. 2 00:00:35,490 --> 00:00:37,740 Now because I read from the book... 3 00:00:37,792 --> 00:00:39,876 Me-sar-tra. 4 00:00:39,911 --> 00:00:41,411 Evil has found me. 5 00:00:41,463 --> 00:00:43,212 Burn in hell. 6 00:00:45,967 --> 00:00:47,717 She's here. 7 00:00:47,752 --> 00:00:49,135 Dad? 8 00:00:49,170 --> 00:00:50,670 What did you see? 9 00:00:50,672 --> 00:00:52,005 My mother. 10 00:00:53,508 --> 00:00:54,508 She died. 11 00:00:55,594 --> 00:00:57,594 You can't outrun evil Ash! 12 00:00:57,646 --> 00:00:59,145 Watch me! 13 00:01:00,432 --> 00:01:01,481 Ash! 14 00:01:01,516 --> 00:01:02,516 Help me. 15 00:01:20,835 --> 00:01:23,953 That, my friends, is how we do it. 16 00:01:25,090 --> 00:01:27,590 Look, I have no idea where you learned 17 00:01:27,626 --> 00:01:29,459 how to kill those things, but if whatever I saw... 18 00:01:29,511 --> 00:01:31,544 They call 'em Deadites, 19 00:01:31,546 --> 00:01:33,546 and I'd say it's a gift from God, 20 00:01:33,548 --> 00:01:34,714 but that would be giving the man upstairs 21 00:01:34,766 --> 00:01:36,516 a little too much credit. 22 00:01:36,551 --> 00:01:37,551 This is all me, baby. 23 00:01:37,552 --> 00:01:39,052 Very humble, 24 00:01:39,054 --> 00:01:41,604 but listen, if whatever I saw at my dad's house 25 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,973 is a Deadite, then he's in a lot of danger. 26 00:01:44,025 --> 00:01:45,892 We're way past danger. 27 00:01:45,944 --> 00:01:47,393 That's why we have to get that book translated 28 00:01:47,445 --> 00:01:49,479 and find the phrase that'll put the lid back 29 00:01:49,531 --> 00:01:51,064 on all this bullshit. 30 00:01:51,066 --> 00:01:52,565 Okay, well, what if we stop at Kelly's on the way 31 00:01:52,567 --> 00:01:53,566 to get your book looked at? 32 00:01:53,568 --> 00:01:56,152 - It's a win-win. - Sorry, no can do. 33 00:01:56,204 --> 00:01:58,488 Well, I can't just abandon him. 34 00:01:58,540 --> 00:02:01,240 Look, I get that you wanna save your dad, 35 00:02:01,242 --> 00:02:03,459 but I'm tryin' to save all the dads everywhere, 36 00:02:03,495 --> 00:02:04,460 and the mommies and the babies. 37 00:02:04,496 --> 00:02:05,745 So you'll forgive me, 38 00:02:05,797 --> 00:02:07,714 but I got to duct tape some big-ass bullet holes 39 00:02:07,749 --> 00:02:09,332 before I roll. 40 00:02:10,836 --> 00:02:11,918 Wow. 41 00:03:18,987 --> 00:03:20,653 Hey. 42 00:03:22,657 --> 00:03:23,956 Kelly! 43 00:03:25,076 --> 00:03:27,126 Wait, please! 44 00:03:27,162 --> 00:03:29,162 You can't go back there alone! 45 00:03:32,467 --> 00:03:33,467 Shit. 46 00:03:33,468 --> 00:03:34,952 Looks like your girlfriend took your bike. 47 00:03:34,987 --> 00:03:37,804 I tried to get her to stop, but she wouldn't listen to me. 48 00:03:37,839 --> 00:03:40,390 Yeah, I know it's not a very "PC" thing to say these days, 49 00:03:40,442 --> 00:03:42,392 but, chicks are like that. 50 00:03:42,444 --> 00:03:44,394 - Mm. - It's just a fact. 51 00:03:44,446 --> 00:03:46,362 Well, I'm shovin' off to take care of the book. 52 00:03:46,398 --> 00:03:47,363 Catch you on the flip-flop. 53 00:03:47,399 --> 00:03:50,233 Umm, about the book... 54 00:03:51,286 --> 00:03:52,368 she took it. 55 00:03:55,089 --> 00:03:56,172 She took it? 56 00:03:56,207 --> 00:03:58,124 Yeah, she-she grabbed it on her way out, 57 00:03:58,176 --> 00:03:59,342 I guess she thinks it's gonna help her 58 00:03:59,377 --> 00:04:01,010 - with her mom. - Fuck me! 59 00:04:01,045 --> 00:04:03,713 I can take you to her dad's. 60 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:05,715 All right, wipe your feet and get in. 61 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:06,799 Sweet. 62 00:04:18,947 --> 00:04:20,446 So do you think Kelly's mom 63 00:04:20,448 --> 00:04:21,531 could have turned into a Deadite? 64 00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:23,866 Moms don't just come back to life. 65 00:04:23,918 --> 00:04:25,785 If Kelly's old lady's walkin' around, 66 00:04:25,837 --> 00:04:28,337 I'm probably gonna have to cut her head off. 67 00:04:28,373 --> 00:04:29,956 Oh, man. 68 00:04:30,008 --> 00:04:31,540 I really don't wanna have to fight anymore 69 00:04:31,576 --> 00:04:32,376 of those things. 70 00:04:32,427 --> 00:04:33,876 Well, for your first time, you did great. 71 00:04:33,928 --> 00:04:35,511 Most folks just end up dead. 72 00:04:35,547 --> 00:04:37,513 Yeah, but-but I don't- I don't wanna end up dead 73 00:04:37,549 --> 00:04:39,298 like most folks. 74 00:04:39,350 --> 00:04:41,517 Hey, do you-you got any fighting tips? 75 00:04:41,553 --> 00:04:44,020 Trust me, once you get jacked in the face, 76 00:04:44,055 --> 00:04:45,354 it'll all click. 77 00:04:45,390 --> 00:04:46,472 I can't even get my nut up to rumble 78 00:04:46,474 --> 00:04:48,691 unless I've had a good shot to the chin. 79 00:04:48,727 --> 00:04:50,443 Oh, man. 80 00:04:50,478 --> 00:04:52,862 You're like an expert. 81 00:04:52,897 --> 00:04:55,615 I mean, it looks like you've taken a bunch. 82 00:04:55,650 --> 00:04:57,483 I don't know about that. 83 00:04:57,535 --> 00:04:59,619 I think this mug is basically mint condition. 84 00:05:00,655 --> 00:05:01,954 - Argh! - Oh my God! 85 00:05:01,990 --> 00:05:04,707 Oh my God! 86 00:05:06,711 --> 00:05:08,711 Oh my God, Mr. Roper! 87 00:05:08,747 --> 00:05:11,114 I've always hated you! 88 00:05:28,516 --> 00:05:29,516 Get off of him! 89 00:05:35,907 --> 00:05:37,440 Pablo! Do something! 90 00:05:42,197 --> 00:05:43,529 Hey, Mr. Roper? 91 00:05:44,866 --> 00:05:47,450 Oh, shit! 92 00:05:47,502 --> 00:05:49,035 Oh, fuck! 93 00:05:50,672 --> 00:05:51,954 Fuck, Ash? 94 00:05:52,006 --> 00:05:54,457 I know you said that when I get hit I'd know what to do, 95 00:05:54,509 --> 00:05:56,759 but I just got hit, and I don't know what to do! 96 00:06:27,492 --> 00:06:29,325 You sad, old failure, 97 00:06:29,377 --> 00:06:31,878 you'll never defeat evil! 98 00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:33,713 Yeah, thanks for the heads up. 99 00:06:39,685 --> 00:06:44,685 - synced by kategreen - WEB-DL resync & corrections by kinglouisxx - www.Addic7ed.com - 100 00:06:52,517 --> 00:06:53,850 Is this what it's like to be you? 101 00:06:53,902 --> 00:06:55,935 Yeah, pretty much. 102 00:06:55,987 --> 00:06:58,521 Never killed my boss before, so that was new. 103 00:07:00,525 --> 00:07:01,824 That was the scariest thing that's ever happened to me. 104 00:07:01,860 --> 00:07:04,443 I thought I was dead, 105 00:07:04,445 --> 00:07:06,445 but then it was so cool when you said, 106 00:07:06,447 --> 00:07:08,114 "Thanks for the heads up." 107 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:11,450 At first I was like, "Did he mean it like that?" 108 00:07:11,502 --> 00:07:14,503 And then I realized, "It's the Jefe." 109 00:07:14,539 --> 00:07:15,539 "Of course, he did." 110 00:07:18,009 --> 00:07:19,458 This ain't my first rodeo, kid. 111 00:07:20,845 --> 00:07:23,846 Hey, do you have a-a towel or something I could borrow? 112 00:07:26,517 --> 00:07:29,302 Ah, bingo! 113 00:07:29,354 --> 00:07:30,436 Here we go. 114 00:07:32,557 --> 00:07:33,723 Thanks. 115 00:07:45,370 --> 00:07:47,486 I don't know. 116 00:07:48,373 --> 00:07:50,373 You the police? 117 00:07:51,409 --> 00:07:53,542 A lot of death around here lately. 118 00:07:53,578 --> 00:07:56,462 Yeah, more than we've ever had. 119 00:07:56,497 --> 00:08:00,466 Special Agent Fisher, Michigan State Police. 120 00:08:00,501 --> 00:08:01,968 It's very possible this is connected to the killings 121 00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:03,135 from the other night. 122 00:08:03,171 --> 00:08:04,337 Do you know who... 123 00:08:04,389 --> 00:08:05,389 who lived there? 124 00:08:05,390 --> 00:08:07,173 Don't know his name, 125 00:08:07,175 --> 00:08:09,842 but he was always a real asshole to me and my wife, 126 00:08:09,844 --> 00:08:12,929 and our kids, and pretty much everyone else around. 127 00:08:14,515 --> 00:08:16,649 You should tell her about the girls. 128 00:08:18,019 --> 00:08:19,986 The girls he brought back... 129 00:08:24,492 --> 00:08:25,441 Sometimes he'd even bring 130 00:08:25,493 --> 00:08:27,326 whores back to his trailer. 131 00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:31,330 Did you hear what I said? 132 00:08:31,366 --> 00:08:32,865 Yeah, whores, got it. 133 00:08:32,917 --> 00:08:34,367 Last one he brought back, 134 00:08:34,419 --> 00:08:36,786 some girl with a skanky wrist tattoo. 135 00:08:36,838 --> 00:08:38,955 I heard 'em chant some weird voodoo stuff 136 00:08:39,007 --> 00:08:40,790 from inside that crappy trailer. 137 00:08:40,842 --> 00:08:44,927 Wait. You said, wrist tattoo? 138 00:08:44,963 --> 00:08:48,547 I'm pretty sure that's not the only place she had one. 139 00:08:48,549 --> 00:08:50,299 Thanks for your help. 140 00:09:21,916 --> 00:09:23,382 Well, it's cozy. 141 00:09:42,487 --> 00:09:44,103 Oh, man. 142 00:09:44,155 --> 00:09:45,905 Something seems very wrong here. 143 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:48,107 It always does. 144 00:09:48,159 --> 00:09:50,609 Okay, here's the plan. 145 00:09:50,661 --> 00:09:52,445 We bust in there, 146 00:09:52,447 --> 00:09:55,498 We fight through the carnage, we bail with the book. 147 00:09:55,533 --> 00:09:57,333 Okay, yeah. Oh God. 148 00:09:57,368 --> 00:09:59,368 What if Kelly's mom gave Kelly the evil force 149 00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:00,369 and then you have to cut off Kelly's head... 150 00:10:00,421 --> 00:10:02,288 Pablo, focus up! 151 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:03,789 Just stay behind me. 152 00:10:03,841 --> 00:10:05,624 Let the boomstick do the talkin'. 153 00:10:05,626 --> 00:10:09,512 Things get hairy, use your bottle. 154 00:10:09,547 --> 00:10:13,132 I don't think it's a very good weapon, Jefe. 155 00:10:13,184 --> 00:10:14,967 You had to stab Roper like 50 times. 156 00:10:15,019 --> 00:10:16,469 Hey, I was sharpening it for you. 157 00:10:16,521 --> 00:10:17,970 Now come on, you ready?! 158 00:10:17,972 --> 00:10:18,972 - I'm ready! - Let's do this! 159 00:10:18,973 --> 00:10:20,116 - I'm feeling strong. - Yeah! 160 00:10:20,175 --> 00:10:21,774 - ¡Sí, se puede! - ¡Sí, se puede! 161 00:10:23,528 --> 00:10:25,061 Where's my book?! 162 00:10:28,483 --> 00:10:29,815 Please, please don't hurt us. 163 00:10:29,867 --> 00:10:32,368 Take anything, but you will not touch my family! 164 00:10:32,403 --> 00:10:33,403 My God, 165 00:10:33,404 --> 00:10:34,370 what are you guys doing here? 166 00:10:34,405 --> 00:10:35,565 Oh, shit. 167 00:10:35,573 --> 00:10:37,456 Hey. Hi, Kelly, you're okay! 168 00:10:37,492 --> 00:10:39,492 You-you know these men? 169 00:10:39,544 --> 00:10:40,993 - We're, uh, yeah. - Um, yeah. 170 00:10:40,995 --> 00:10:42,995 We're-we're friends from work... 171 00:10:43,047 --> 00:10:44,380 Man, you have a nice house. 172 00:10:44,415 --> 00:10:46,499 Yeah, we were just passin' through, 173 00:10:46,551 --> 00:10:48,334 thought we'd stop in and say, "Hi." 174 00:10:48,336 --> 00:10:49,718 Hi. 175 00:10:49,754 --> 00:10:52,054 Why are you covered in blood? 176 00:10:52,090 --> 00:10:54,507 We hit a deer on the way up here, 177 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:56,679 and when I tried to pull it outta the grill of my car, 178 00:10:56,727 --> 00:10:58,761 the sucker just exploded all over us, so... 179 00:11:00,348 --> 00:11:03,933 We had to cut it up with my chainsaw, arm. 180 00:11:03,985 --> 00:11:05,101 I'm actually a hunter, 181 00:11:05,153 --> 00:11:07,486 and I've never seen a deer explode. 182 00:11:07,522 --> 00:11:09,522 Well, maybe you're not hunting the right deer. 183 00:11:09,524 --> 00:11:12,691 Okay, could you just excuse us for one second? 184 00:11:14,529 --> 00:11:16,362 Jesus, you guys. 185 00:11:16,364 --> 00:11:18,364 Look, my mom's alive. 186 00:11:18,366 --> 00:11:19,698 She was living in a homeless shelter 187 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:21,033 in Ohio with amnesia, 188 00:11:21,085 --> 00:11:22,368 And then yesterday, 189 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,370 she finally started to remember who she was. 190 00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,539 - That's great. - Yeah, pretty convenient timing. 191 00:11:26,541 --> 00:11:27,541 Okay. 192 00:11:27,542 --> 00:11:29,542 Look Ash, I know we saw some crazy shit 193 00:11:29,544 --> 00:11:32,595 at your trailer park, but this has nothing to do with that. 194 00:11:32,630 --> 00:11:34,430 Does she look like one of those things? 195 00:11:34,465 --> 00:11:35,625 No, but when it comes to Evil, 196 00:11:35,633 --> 00:11:37,299 if something seems too good to be true, 197 00:11:37,351 --> 00:11:38,434 it probably is. 198 00:11:38,469 --> 00:11:40,302 Now about my book. 199 00:11:40,354 --> 00:11:42,104 Sweetie, is everything okay? 200 00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:43,501 Oh, yeah, yeah. 201 00:11:43,524 --> 00:11:44,524 Sorry. 202 00:11:44,525 --> 00:11:48,027 Mom, Dad, this is my friend, Pablo. 203 00:11:48,062 --> 00:11:50,479 He got me the job at Value Stop, 204 00:11:50,531 --> 00:11:53,482 and, this is Ash, 205 00:11:53,534 --> 00:11:55,534 A person I never thought would be in my home. 206 00:11:55,570 --> 00:11:57,870 Hi, you used to be dead, right? 207 00:11:57,905 --> 00:11:59,321 Ash! 208 00:11:59,373 --> 00:12:00,706 Honey, it's okay. 209 00:12:00,741 --> 00:12:03,993 I- I don't blame you for telling people I was dead. 210 00:12:04,045 --> 00:12:05,995 I might as well have been dead. 211 00:12:06,047 --> 00:12:09,632 The only thing I can remember is, 212 00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:12,051 driving to the store in a terrible storm, 213 00:12:12,086 --> 00:12:14,470 and I, I went over a guardrail, 214 00:12:14,505 --> 00:12:17,339 and then... nothing for months. 215 00:12:17,391 --> 00:12:20,476 They said she drowned, but they never found a body. 216 00:12:20,511 --> 00:12:23,479 So, we never gave up hope. 217 00:12:23,514 --> 00:12:24,647 What a touching story. 218 00:12:24,682 --> 00:12:25,931 Okay, well, 219 00:12:25,983 --> 00:12:27,933 You must wanna get back to your van house now. 220 00:12:27,985 --> 00:12:30,486 Oh, sweetie, don't be so rude. 221 00:12:30,521 --> 00:12:31,520 Maybe your friends are hungry? 222 00:12:31,572 --> 00:12:34,106 - Oh. - Uh, dinner's already made. 223 00:12:34,158 --> 00:12:37,109 Look lady, I don't know what game you're playin', 224 00:12:37,161 --> 00:12:39,361 but I want my book, and I want it now! 225 00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:40,362 Ah, we'd love to stay for dinner. 226 00:12:40,414 --> 00:12:41,414 That sounds great. 227 00:12:41,415 --> 00:12:43,249 Come on, Ash. Let's tidy up. 228 00:12:46,837 --> 00:12:48,504 Over here, please, hey... 229 00:12:48,539 --> 00:12:50,339 Is this the man? 230 00:12:50,374 --> 00:12:51,674 Yeah, that's him. 231 00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:53,459 He looks way dumber in real life, 232 00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,461 but that is very close. 233 00:12:55,463 --> 00:12:57,046 Ship it. 234 00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:01,383 Hey, can I have a look at that? 235 00:13:01,435 --> 00:13:02,518 Sure. 236 00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:08,023 Are you the one behind all this? 237 00:13:08,059 --> 00:13:11,310 Amanda, what are you doing here? 238 00:13:11,362 --> 00:13:13,312 Give us a second. 239 00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,813 I just thought, if there's a connection 240 00:13:14,815 --> 00:13:16,376 to what happened the other night, then... 241 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,617 Fisher, you were in an officer involved shooting. 242 00:13:18,653 --> 00:13:19,618 You're not supposed to be anywhere near 243 00:13:19,654 --> 00:13:20,703 a crime scene right now. 244 00:13:20,738 --> 00:13:21,738 What does it matter? 245 00:13:21,739 --> 00:13:23,122 It matters. 246 00:13:23,157 --> 00:13:24,490 Please, for your own good. 247 00:13:26,077 --> 00:13:27,493 Okay. 248 00:13:43,678 --> 00:13:46,345 Um, hey, Jefe? 249 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,483 Ah, hold on. 250 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:53,602 - Ugh. - Gross. 251 00:13:53,654 --> 00:13:54,937 Thanks. 252 00:13:54,989 --> 00:13:58,357 So, forgive me but... 253 00:14:00,494 --> 00:14:02,361 I got a small confession. 254 00:14:05,082 --> 00:14:06,665 I took your book. 255 00:14:06,701 --> 00:14:07,866 You what? 256 00:14:08,419 --> 00:14:09,535 I hope you're shittin' me. 257 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,003 Well, I... 258 00:14:11,038 --> 00:14:12,004 I knew you wouldn't help Kelly 259 00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:13,339 unless you thought she had it. 260 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,541 Oh, so you just lied to me? 261 00:14:15,543 --> 00:14:17,459 You know I trusted you, Pablo! 262 00:14:17,511 --> 00:14:18,511 I'm sorry, 263 00:14:18,512 --> 00:14:20,462 but at least everything is okay, 264 00:14:20,514 --> 00:14:22,014 and we get a free dinner. 265 00:14:22,049 --> 00:14:25,467 You don't believe Mom's horseshit story, do ya? 266 00:14:25,519 --> 00:14:28,437 She's a Deadite, and I think Dad is too. 267 00:14:30,024 --> 00:14:32,775 Her mom, she doesn't even have the crazy white eyes. 268 00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:34,727 I noticed they're brown and lovely, 269 00:14:34,729 --> 00:14:36,362 like her daughter's. 270 00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,564 Yeah, I remember when I was like you. 271 00:14:38,566 --> 00:14:41,367 Young, dumb, full of... 272 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:42,451 conflicting emotions. 273 00:14:42,486 --> 00:14:44,536 Look, these things are tricky. 274 00:14:44,572 --> 00:14:45,788 They can disguise themselves as human 275 00:14:45,823 --> 00:14:47,573 and just when you're comfortable, boom! 276 00:14:59,553 --> 00:15:02,137 It's just a storm, Pablito. 277 00:15:02,173 --> 00:15:06,141 Look, Ash, I think you're being really paranoid about this. 278 00:15:06,177 --> 00:15:07,926 If Kelly's mom is one of "them," 279 00:15:07,978 --> 00:15:10,479 why wouldn't she have killed her before we got here? 280 00:15:10,514 --> 00:15:12,981 Because she's tryin' to reel in the bigger fish. 281 00:15:13,017 --> 00:15:14,600 Don't you get it? 282 00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:17,519 If you snag a little fish, you're not gonna eat it. 283 00:15:17,571 --> 00:15:19,521 No, you use it as a bait fish, 284 00:15:19,573 --> 00:15:21,273 to catch the whale. 285 00:15:25,996 --> 00:15:27,613 I'm the whale, Pablo. 286 00:15:27,615 --> 00:15:28,781 Yeah, I got that. 287 00:15:28,783 --> 00:15:30,282 And Kelly... 288 00:15:30,284 --> 00:15:31,284 She's the bait. 289 00:15:31,335 --> 00:15:32,451 Yeah, that's right. 290 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:35,454 Unfortunately for Mom, this whale swam in there 291 00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:36,456 with a big ol' shotgun. 292 00:15:36,507 --> 00:15:40,342 She was just waiting for me to drop my guard. 293 00:15:40,378 --> 00:15:42,344 That's why she's inviting us for dinner. 294 00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:45,798 Well, for the record, 295 00:15:45,850 --> 00:15:47,466 I think she's a real mom, 296 00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,551 and this is my chance to impress Kelly's parents. 297 00:15:49,603 --> 00:15:51,854 So, can you just do me a solid, please? 298 00:15:51,889 --> 00:15:54,473 And just, be polite in there. 299 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,108 Oh, I'll be polite. 300 00:15:56,143 --> 00:15:58,060 Right up until I'm rude. 301 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:02,815 Hey, how you holdin' up? 302 00:16:02,817 --> 00:16:05,818 I mean this must all be a big shock for you. 303 00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:08,454 I mean, my mom's back, 304 00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,539 and I thought I'd never see her again. 305 00:16:10,574 --> 00:16:11,990 So, I don't know. 306 00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:14,877 I guess I'm actually 307 00:16:14,912 --> 00:16:17,496 happy, for once. 308 00:16:24,054 --> 00:16:25,838 Ta-daa 309 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,339 Wow, Mom, it looks great. 310 00:16:27,391 --> 00:16:29,141 Thank you. 311 00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:33,011 You know you could, 312 00:16:33,013 --> 00:16:34,646 take off your gun. 313 00:16:34,682 --> 00:16:36,899 Put it over there with your chainsaw limb. 314 00:16:40,404 --> 00:16:41,353 You'd like that, wouldn't ya? 315 00:16:41,405 --> 00:16:43,105 Oh, well, yeah. 316 00:16:43,157 --> 00:16:45,357 I would rather not have a gun at dinner. 317 00:16:45,409 --> 00:16:47,526 Well we can agree to disagree. 318 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:48,610 This guy hunts. 319 00:16:48,662 --> 00:16:49,945 He gets it. Huh? 320 00:16:53,417 --> 00:16:56,452 Honey, I made your favorite. 321 00:16:56,504 --> 00:16:58,454 Roast beef, medium rare. 322 00:16:58,506 --> 00:16:59,955 Mom, you remembered. 323 00:17:00,007 --> 00:17:02,458 But you know for somebody who recently lost their memory, 324 00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:03,709 yours is pretty good. 325 00:17:03,711 --> 00:17:07,346 Well it, it keeps coming back in pieces. 326 00:17:07,381 --> 00:17:08,621 The doctors said eventually 327 00:17:08,632 --> 00:17:10,516 I should regain everything. 328 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:13,469 I'll bet they did. 329 00:17:13,521 --> 00:17:15,721 So what are your plans, Mom? 330 00:17:23,697 --> 00:17:25,147 I am sorry. 331 00:17:25,199 --> 00:17:26,679 You were saying? 332 00:17:28,086 --> 00:17:31,053 Well, now that you're back, what's your big plan? 333 00:17:31,489 --> 00:17:34,323 Well, just try to get everything back to normal. 334 00:17:46,504 --> 00:17:47,753 Thank you. 335 00:17:55,479 --> 00:17:56,479 Normal? 336 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:57,763 Ha. 337 00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,481 What's normal? 338 00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:01,850 - Family. Work. - Work, where? 339 00:18:01,902 --> 00:18:02,935 - Oh, I'm an English teacher. - What grade? 340 00:18:02,987 --> 00:18:04,102 - Tenth. - What's your favorite book? 341 00:18:04,154 --> 00:18:06,321 The Old Man and the Sea. 342 00:18:06,357 --> 00:18:07,439 Ah, so you like fishin'. 343 00:18:07,441 --> 00:18:09,658 - I like fishing. - This ain't about you, Dad! 344 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:14,112 What are you waitin' for? 345 00:18:14,114 --> 00:18:16,448 You know you want a piece of this. 346 00:18:18,502 --> 00:18:20,502 Pablo, believe it or not, 347 00:18:20,538 --> 00:18:22,788 the rude middle-aged man ya brought 348 00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:25,374 is kind of ruining my "mom time." 349 00:18:27,511 --> 00:18:29,545 Ash, you're wrong, I'm right. 350 00:18:29,597 --> 00:18:31,847 Lay off. That's her real mom. 351 00:18:34,468 --> 00:18:35,517 Well. 352 00:18:35,553 --> 00:18:37,386 Can we get back to dinner or, 353 00:18:37,438 --> 00:18:40,472 did you have some more questions for me? 354 00:18:40,524 --> 00:18:42,808 Seriously. 355 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,309 Well, actually, just one more. 356 00:18:45,362 --> 00:18:47,312 - Oh my God! - Oh, God. 357 00:18:47,314 --> 00:18:48,981 - Honey! - Holy shit! 358 00:18:49,033 --> 00:18:51,316 - Mom! - Can you hear me? 359 00:18:51,318 --> 00:18:53,869 Suzy, Suzy! 360 00:18:53,904 --> 00:18:55,654 Honey? Oh, oh God. 361 00:18:55,706 --> 00:18:58,707 What the fuck is wrong with you, huh?! 362 00:18:58,742 --> 00:18:59,992 How dare you! 363 00:18:59,994 --> 00:19:01,460 You come into our house, 364 00:19:01,495 --> 00:19:04,496 Eat our food and then, I mean... 365 00:19:04,548 --> 00:19:06,381 Ash! 366 00:19:12,339 --> 00:19:13,388 Oh, good. 367 00:19:13,424 --> 00:19:15,340 I was startin' to feel like a real dick. 368 00:19:15,342 --> 00:19:16,342 Honey...? 369 00:19:17,478 --> 00:19:19,158 No, don't touch her! That's not your wife! 370 00:19:27,989 --> 00:19:29,489 - No! - Get down! 371 00:19:29,523 --> 00:19:31,607 Oh my God! 372 00:19:36,030 --> 00:19:37,362 I told you. 373 00:19:37,364 --> 00:19:39,364 A good shot to the face always gets the juices flowin'. 374 00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:41,116 Come on! 375 00:19:41,168 --> 00:19:42,534 Let's tango, bitch! 376 00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:14,616 Pablo, you okay? 377 00:20:14,652 --> 00:20:15,817 Yeah. 378 00:20:16,370 --> 00:20:17,370 I'm okay. 379 00:20:17,404 --> 00:20:18,570 Kelly. 380 00:20:19,373 --> 00:20:20,455 Where's Kelly? 381 00:20:20,491 --> 00:20:21,623 Kelly?! 382 00:20:38,392 --> 00:20:40,509 ♪ Hush little baby ♪ 383 00:20:40,561 --> 00:20:43,395 ♪ Don't say a word ♪ 384 00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:48,400 ♪ Momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird ♪ 385 00:20:48,435 --> 00:20:49,768 Mom? 386 00:20:49,820 --> 00:20:54,823 ♪ And if that mockingbird don't sing ♪ 387 00:20:56,527 --> 00:21:01,329 ♪ Momma's gonna buy you a diamond ring ♪ 388 00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:05,834 Mom... 389 00:21:05,869 --> 00:21:07,502 What is happening? 390 00:21:16,346 --> 00:21:18,346 Kelly, please. 391 00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:22,467 Please help me. 392 00:21:22,469 --> 00:21:26,688 I- I don't know what's going on. 393 00:21:26,724 --> 00:21:28,774 You... 394 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:29,809 you killed Dad. 395 00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:31,309 Oh no. 396 00:21:31,361 --> 00:21:33,145 Oh God. 397 00:21:36,483 --> 00:21:38,617 I- I bla-I blacked out. 398 00:21:38,652 --> 00:21:42,120 I, uh, please, 399 00:21:42,156 --> 00:21:44,456 I think you can, 400 00:21:44,491 --> 00:21:45,771 I think you can help me beat it. 401 00:21:46,493 --> 00:21:47,993 I will. 402 00:21:48,045 --> 00:21:49,995 I will, Mommy. I'll help you. 403 00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:51,329 I'll help you. 404 00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:56,384 You left dinner before Daddy excused you. 405 00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:57,969 No! No, wait, wait! 406 00:21:58,005 --> 00:22:00,472 Look, she's fine, she's fine, she's fighting it! 407 00:22:00,507 --> 00:22:01,423 We can save her. 408 00:22:01,475 --> 00:22:03,642 It's too late for saving. Back off! 409 00:22:03,677 --> 00:22:05,310 - No, no, no... - Baby, baby. 410 00:22:05,345 --> 00:22:06,678 - It's okay. - No. 411 00:22:06,730 --> 00:22:08,930 Come here, come here. 412 00:22:08,982 --> 00:22:11,016 Baby. 413 00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:12,901 There was no accident. 414 00:22:15,072 --> 00:22:17,489 I drove off that bridge on purpose. 415 00:22:18,992 --> 00:22:21,526 To get away from you! 416 00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:30,869 Now the three of you will perish together. 417 00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:33,505 Evil will walk the Earth! 418 00:22:33,540 --> 00:22:35,757 Yeah, well, your cooking was shit. 419 00:22:43,550 --> 00:22:45,433 Oh, fuck! 420 00:22:52,192 --> 00:22:54,860 Good night, Ashley. 421 00:23:08,709 --> 00:23:10,625 Oh, fuck! 422 00:23:10,661 --> 00:23:12,077 - Shit! - No! 423 00:23:25,976 --> 00:23:27,642 Mom, please! 424 00:23:29,847 --> 00:23:31,396 Mom, please... 425 00:23:31,431 --> 00:23:34,015 Ash! Ash, help us! 426 00:23:35,569 --> 00:23:37,319 Time to die! 427 00:23:38,355 --> 00:23:39,355 You got that right. 428 00:24:13,523 --> 00:24:14,973 Good night, Mother. 429 00:24:26,403 --> 00:24:29,371 So, look um, I'm not a grief counselor, 430 00:24:29,406 --> 00:24:30,956 but if it's any consolation, 431 00:24:30,991 --> 00:24:34,125 I have had to kill and bury loved ones before. 432 00:24:34,161 --> 00:24:35,877 A bunch of times actually. 433 00:24:37,381 --> 00:24:40,498 This "Evil," 434 00:24:40,550 --> 00:24:42,884 it made me think my mom was alive. 435 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,502 Killed my dad. 436 00:24:46,089 --> 00:24:47,672 I hate whatever did this. 437 00:24:47,674 --> 00:24:49,808 Yup, that was my takeaway, too. 438 00:24:53,981 --> 00:24:55,847 Yeah, yeah, me too. 439 00:24:55,899 --> 00:24:57,732 I also hate this Evil. 440 00:25:00,854 --> 00:25:03,688 Ash, I'm not sorry that I took your book 441 00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:05,323 to get you to come up here. 442 00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,158 I'm not either. 443 00:25:07,194 --> 00:25:08,443 Sometimes the whale needs his bait fish 444 00:25:08,495 --> 00:25:10,862 to remind him of where he is in the ocean. 445 00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:14,532 Or somethin' like that. 446 00:25:14,534 --> 00:25:16,084 Anyway, thanks, Pablo. 447 00:25:18,538 --> 00:25:21,039 Kelly, if you really hate what did this, 448 00:25:21,091 --> 00:25:23,458 you should come with us. 449 00:25:23,510 --> 00:25:26,378 Let's bring the fight to it. 450 00:25:26,380 --> 00:25:30,632 I mean, I guess I don't know what else I would do. 451 00:25:30,684 --> 00:25:32,934 Well, she shouldn't be alone right now. 452 00:25:32,970 --> 00:25:35,470 Plus, you're kinda like a young me. 453 00:25:35,522 --> 00:25:37,939 Deadites ruined your life and you're hot as hell. 454 00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:41,393 Okay, let's get to the book store 455 00:25:41,395 --> 00:25:44,362 and hit the undo button on this BS once and for all. 456 00:25:45,866 --> 00:25:47,732 You know they were Jewish, right? 457 00:25:49,569 --> 00:25:52,370 I- I did not. 458 00:25:52,406 --> 00:25:53,788 Wish you could have said somethin' 459 00:25:53,824 --> 00:25:55,457 before I made those dumb crosses, 460 00:25:55,492 --> 00:25:58,326 but, okay. 461 00:25:59,546 --> 00:26:00,578 Whenever you're ready. 462 00:26:47,207 --> 00:26:52,207 - synced by kategreen - WEB-DL resync & corrections by kinglouisxx - www.Addic7ed.com - 31359

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