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When a terminal patient
seems to have given up,
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a good doctor will try anything
to keep them going.
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Betty, there's got to be something
I can do to cheer you up.
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I just wish I could see my dog.
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So I'd just bring the dog in
for a quick visit.
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It would mean the world to her.
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Ever since Elliot
went into private practise,
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Dr Kelso refused to speak to her.
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He wouldn't say hello.
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Good morning, Dr Kelso.
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He wouldn't even say,
"Watch out for that bucket. "
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See you. I've got to go
give an endocrinology lecture.
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I got you.
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My bad.
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But Elliot didn't let it get to her.
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Okay, let's talk
about ectopic ACTH-secreting tumors.
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Guys, cell phones off, please.
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She didn't help things
by bringing up Kelso's dead dog.
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Oh, come on, you brought Baxter
to the hospital when he was alive.
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Did you want to ask me something?
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Can a doctor bring a patient's dog
into the hospital for a visit?
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I'm going to say the same thing
I said to my new gardener
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when he asked me for Easter off.
"No way, Jose. "
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His name's actually Jose.
That's why I hired him.
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Look, so we just hired a new nanny,
and she is super hot.
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Please don't make a big deal
out of this, or Carla will go crazy.
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Turk, who are you talking to?
I've seen a lot of hot girls. I know how...
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Oh, my God.
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We're going for a run with Izzy.
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- Oh, J.D., this is Heather.
- Hi, how are you?
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What's up?
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Oh, my God, she's so hot,
I have to go hug her "hello. "
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- Keep it together.
- I can't, I'm gonna make a scene.
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Just grab my leg. Grab my leg.
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See you later.
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- I'm light-headed.
- I can't feel my leg.
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- I'm light-headed.
- I can't feel my...
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You know what, it's too dark out.
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I just realised, this tank top's
a little see-through.
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Go ahead.
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Thank you so much for helping me
sneak Boomer in, Janitor.
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No problem. Here you go, boy.
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- Okay, boy, okay.
- Oh, what a good boy!
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Wait, what happened
to all of your cleaning supplies?
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Actually, that's a very funny story.
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And?
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Nothing. I'm just looking
at my cleaning supplies.
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I got drunk last night
and threw them up in that tree.
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Anyway, let's do this. Just stay cool.
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No problemo.
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Top of the morning,
Dr Walter Mickhead.
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Snoop Dogg Resident,
when we hitting the clubs, yo?
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Oh, Colonel Doctor,
that tie looks finger-lickin' good.
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Wow, so natural.
Did you act in college?
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- I did, thank you.
- I can tell.
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Hey, Carla. Check it out.
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- He's so cute!
- Heads up, here comes trouble.
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Oh, no. Don't worry.
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Dr Kelso never makes eye contact
with the patients.
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Morning, sir.
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Right. Hello again, sir.
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Nice job, Mr Berkland.
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Since Jordan had pre-natal surgery,
she'd been on bed rest.
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Dr Cox, however, was not.
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Okay, I made you breakfast,
the kitchen's as clean as a whistle,
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I'm gonna drop Jack off at daycare
on the way to work.
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Is there anything else I can do for you?
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I need you to go to the video store
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and get me anything
with Viggo something-sen.
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I need white chocolate,
strawberry seltzer, peppercorn brie
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and a Polaroid of the tomato plant
that I planted last spring
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because I'm worried it may have snails.
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Oh, and if you see that neighbour,
Lena, from down the hall,
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I want you to roll your eyes and
say the word "slut" under your breath,
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but loud enough so she can hear.
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And don't forget to be home by 6:30
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because you gotta give Jack his bath
before you make my dinner.
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But when will I have time to kill myself?
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That's not my problem.
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You know what sucks
about having a hot nanny?
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I can't even look at Heather
without Carla going ballistic.
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Sceptical air-five.
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She can't be that hot.
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Oh, really? Because I just so happen
to have a video from my nanny-cam
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that begs to differ.
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My mom put a nanny-cam
in our bathroom.
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She said my baths were too long.
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Fire up the smut.
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How did you assemble everybody
so quickly?
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Oh, I got the word out.
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Booby!
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Booby!
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Booby!
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We did everything we could
for your mom,
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but sometimes life just...
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Booby!
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Got to go. Booby horn.
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Here they come!
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God, Keith and I haven't had sex
in so long.
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Okay, you said the same thing when
you saw me changing Izzy's diaper.
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What are you and Keith
doing to each other?
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Oh, thank you so much, Dr Reid.
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Can you believe
how different she looks?
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I mean, thanks to Boomer, Betty has
more energy, her vitals have improved.
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If we keep this up, she might even
get home and have a few more months.
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Move.
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What's up your butt?
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Yeah, what is all up in there?
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Why don't you hop aboard the
What's-up-Dr. -Cox's-butt Trolley,
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and we can begin our tour.
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Coming up on the left is my bloated,
bed-ridden ex-wife
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who's not allowed to lift a finger, which,
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thankfully, leaves it
all up to these guys.
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Now, if you'll look to your right,
you'll see my waning libido,
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my crushed soul
and my very last nerve,
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which I would advise you not to get on,
under or even close to.
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Does it help to know
that Jesus loves you?
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It does not.
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Well, everything happens for a reason.
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Are you really trying to tell me
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that things like New Orleans, AIDS,
sugar-free ice cream, crack babies,
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Hugh Jackman and cancer
all happen for a reason?
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Because I'm sorry, I'm...
I'm just not buying that.
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"God works all things for good. "
Romans, 8:28.
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Bull dinky.
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Perry Cox, 6'1 ".
A buck eighty-five after lunch.
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What's the matter? You're so fussy.
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Why are you so fussy?
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I'd let her give me a bath,
I don't care if my mom was watching.
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Could you make her eat a banana?
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It's not interactive, Todd.
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There it is!
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There it is, let me...
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Hey, baby!
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- What are you guys watching?
- Football.
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- Yeah, football.
- Yeah, football.
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- Good game, good game.
- Football. Yeah.
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Football? Isn't the season over?
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And then every male in the room
fell totally in sync,
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resulting in the rarest
of all phenomenon,
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the seamless, collaborative guy-lie.
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The American season is over.
We were watching Mexican football.
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- They started late this year.
- Because of the churro vendors.
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They went on strike and the players
wouldn't cross the picket line.
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When the dispute turned violent,
they called in Rodrigo Vasquez,
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the owner of the Baja Banditos,
to step in.
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Thanks to Senor Vasquez's experience
dealing with the fruit-pickers' unions,
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he was able to broker a last-minute
deal, and the season was salvaged.
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And that's why
we're watching football in the spring.
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Whatever.
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And then Turk gave us
the slightest of nods,
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which was the universal man-sign for,
"Well done, men. She'll never know. "
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Turk, what the hell?
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Janitor, thank you so much for helping
me sneak Boomer in again today.
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No problem. I once snuck a mongoose
in this thing to kill all the snakes.
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- Why were there snakes in here?
- I snuck them in to kill all the mice.
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Where's the disinfectant, Lurch?
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I spilled soda on my desk this morning,
and now it's all sticky.
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Well, I'm all out. Here, use this.
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You want me to clean soda with soda?
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Are you questioning the way
I do my job?
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Did I question you when you did
iliac bone marrow autopsy
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and failed to anesthetise
the periosteum adequately?
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No. No, you didn't.
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Hey, the little fellow
figured out the latch.
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Just like the snakes.
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Well, if it isn't Nurse
"Everything Happens For A Reason. "
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Oh, gosh darn it!
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I went ahead and spilled a little coffee.
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I wonder what the reason was for that?
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Okay, I am not moving
until you at least offer to help me up.
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There is no rhyme or reason
to anything,
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why can't you just get that?
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Why is it so important that
everyone believes what you do?
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Because I'm right,
and I'm the only one with any proof.
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I'm still down here!
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You don't need proof when
the good Lord fills your heart with faith.
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Oh, my God.
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Thank you for that, Noelle.
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You can keep on huffing and puffing
all you want to,
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you're never gonna change
the way I feel.
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Oh, please! I am so angry right now...
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You know what?
We're no longer speaking!
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Guys, I need some help over here.
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There are lots of different ways
to win an argument.
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You can win it with an ultimatum.
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I interviewed 23 girls
until I found Heather,
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but if I ever catch you eyeballing her
again, I will fire her tight little butt.
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And then you'll get to spend
every waking moment
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interviewing the next 23
fugly-ass candidates
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until we find another good one.
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You can try to win it with logic.
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Tell Dr Kelso that I know
it's against hospital policy
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but that this dog has literally
helped keep Mrs Dombrow alive.
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Mrs Dombrow passed away
this morning at 4:00 a. m.
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Tell Dr Reid there will be
consequences for her insubordination,
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and say it with this face.
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But the best way to win an argument
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is to simply
leave your opponent speechless.
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Patient was stabbed by a guy
in a grocery store.
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She's eight years old.
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Why don't you go ahead
and tell me what the reason is for this?
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Then...
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I blew Laverne's argument
clean out of the water when I asked her
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why an eight-year-old got knifed.
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Oh, my God, that is so lucky.
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I know. I was thrilled, but then
Laverne ruined everything.
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There's a reason for this.
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God's gonna show us eventually.
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It's infuriating.
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I must break her.
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That feels so good.
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I can't believe
I'm about to say this, Per,
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but what the hell. You know how
I can never use the word "love"
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except in a sarcastic way,
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like, "I love other people's kids,"
or, "I love that haircut!"
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By the way, love that haircut, Per!
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Everybody does.
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I just wanted to let you know that
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you've really been there for me
these past few weeks, and
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I'm really glad I have you.
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That was embarrassing for you.
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I know, and I don't care.
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What's he smiling about?
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Because of the dog thing,
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Dr Kelso wants me to tell you
that he has informed your office
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that you're temporarily suspended
from practicing at Sacred Heart.
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Just so you know,
I told him he was being ridiculous.
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What did he say?
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He said, "Careful, Jumpsuit.
Who signs your paychecks?"
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And I said, "I don't know. The Chief
Accountant, Charles Fickinson
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"or Dickinson or something,
I can't read the signature.
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"And, for the hundredth time, this is not
a jumpsuit, it's a shirt and a pants.
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"Who wears a belt with a jumpsuit?"
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- And he says, "I may not have the... "
- Random nurse,
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could you please send out a memo
that unauthorised personnel
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are not allowed in the hospital?
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Oh, here's Heather.
239
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,547
Why don't you look away and think
about the kind of husband you are?
240
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,917
Look who's here, Izzy.
241
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:45,334
She's been a little fussy, so I'm going
to walk her to the car with you, okay?
242
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,826
- See you, Mr Turk.
- See you.
243
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:51,135
You know, Heather? I actually have
a little nanny-related question.
244
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Does a spoonful of sugar
really make the medicine go down?
245
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,809
You know what? Sometimes it does.
246
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That was totally worth the six hours
I spent last night writing that.
247
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,799
All right, look,
I need you to do me a solid.
248
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,309
Ask Heather out on a date.
249
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,962
Don't worry, buddy.
You know how I roll.
250
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:12,720
I start with a couple off-the-cuff jokes
just like that one.
251
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Next up, I need you to find out
if she's allergic to anything.
252
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,626
That way,
I'll say I'm allergic to the same thing.
253
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Women love that. "Gluten! Me, too!
We can eat together. "
254
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:24,668
Thirdly, if I lose
a patient, I'll be able to cry
255
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,204
like I just watched
Extreme Home Makeover.
256
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,388
If everything goes according to plan,
257
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,831
I should be out with her on a casual,
258
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:35,577
not-a-real-date, just-two-friends-
having-a-beer-talking-about-their-lives
259
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,166
thing in about seven to nine weeks.
260
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,153
I need you to ask her
on a date right now.
261
00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:43,320
I never told you this before,
but any time you hook up with a chick,
262
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,450
she automatically becomes
hideous to me.
263
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- Really?
- Hey, guys.
264
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- Have you seen Carla?
- Yeah, she just went outside.
265
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Thanks. I'm having
a horrible fricking day.
266
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I'll say.
267
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,179
You don't see that?
268
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:10,559
Laverne, excuse me, this is...
This is Mr Peterson.
269
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,522
He's that young lady's father.
270
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:16,561
As you can imagine, he's having
a pretty tough time with all of this.
271
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And since you believe that everything
happens for a reason,
272
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:23,401
I was hoping you'd be able
to tell him why this happened.
273
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,113
That's not her dad.
That's the delivery guy in a sweater.
274
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,437
- My name's Lloyd.
- Stay in character.
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She's my world!
276
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Okay, imagine that this idiot
were her father.
277
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,153
What the hell would you say to him?
278
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,485
Oh, my God!
There's a tumour the size of a golf ball
279
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right where the knife went in.
280
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,659
If we hadn't found this,
she'd be a goner.
281
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,521
I think that's what I'd say.
282
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,492
- How'd we do?
- Great. Go.
283
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,689
So until Kelso reinstates me here,
284
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,536
my practise has me doing house calls
on all their rich clients.
285
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,413
During the last one,
I'm taking the woman's vitals
286
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:06,080
and her grandson kept trying to poke
his tiny little finger up my butt.
287
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:09,481
- Kids, huh?
- He's 41, Carla.
288
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,540
He just has very small hands.
289
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,064
Well, that's not right.
290
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,998
Can you believe Kelso?
291
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,356
Dr Kelso's just angry, Elliot.
292
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,636
I mean, have you ever
considered it from his side?
293
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:24,110
His hospital trains you for five years,
and you go get a better job.
294
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:28,261
Which is great!
But, I mean, let me ask you this.
295
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,181
Have you ever once thanked him?
296
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:38,143
- So how was your date with Heather?
- It was touch-and-go at the end.
297
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:43,614
- I had a really good time tonight.
- Thanks. Me, too.
298
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:47,827
But I knew you needed me,
so I went for it, Italian-style.
299
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,742
That's not what you want.
300
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:55,463
And just when it couldn't get
any better...
301
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:57,613
J. D?
302
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:03,057
Oh, my God. Chad Miller,
Danny Murphy, Jim Stegger?
303
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:06,372
The three football players
who used to beat me up in high school.
304
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,703
Looks like we were
wrong about you, man.
305
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,222
What are you guys up to now?
306
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,227
We're all gay together.
307
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:18,516
- Do you remember Kristin Fisher?
- Of course!
308
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:21,045
You turned me down
for homecoming and prom,
309
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,103
even though I didn't ask you
to either one.
310
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,308
Well, I'd love to make it up to you
and have sex with both of you.
311
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,207
If that's all right with you, Heather.
312
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,077
As long as we make it all about J.D.
313
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,509
Sure!
314
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,557
Come on in.
315
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,885
Enough of this, let's go bang.
316
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:48,004
And that's why Heather
will never look attractive to you again.
317
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,218
- Come on, buddy.
- Where did I lose you?
318
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,497
How did Kristin know Heather's name?
319
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:55,235
- Damn, you're good!
- Yeah.
320
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:58,510
We went line dancing,
and I cut her with one of my spurs.
321
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,247
I'm sorry, buddy.
322
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:02,428
All right, baby, here it is.
323
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,283
Our nanny is very attractive,
324
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,642
but you and I, we're married,
our relationship is rock-solid.
325
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,250
So I think we both know
it's no big deal
326
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,598
if I look at her
every once in a while, right?
327
00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:18,888
Heather, we're gonna
have to let you go.
328
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,476
So sorry.
329
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:30,011
Dr Kelso, I need to talk to you,
and I know that you won't speak to me,
330
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:33,011
but that's okay,
because I just need you to listen.
331
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:37,015
You're a scary, scary man,
and because I've been petrified of you,
332
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,946
I've stayed up every night for five years
studying medical books
333
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:42,858
which I can pretty much now recite
in my sleep.
334
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,334
I don't have a husband or kids,
335
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:49,274
and the last movie I went to see was
The Blair Witch Project,
336
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,447
which is the main reason
I've stopped camping.
337
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,909
That and the time a wolf mounted me...
338
00:17:57,118 --> 00:18:01,396
My point is you've helped push me
to become the doctor that I am today.
339
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,179
And for that, I want to thank you.
340
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:10,416
One more thing. I'm sure that no dog
could ever replace Baxter,
341
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,143
but this little guy needs a home.
342
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:18,015
If you decide you don't want him,
just bring him back to me.
343
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:30,216
- That was a coincidence.
- What?
344
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,999
That knife, it just happened
to go into the exact right spot.
345
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,035
You do not get a win for dumb luck.
346
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:39,438
Look, if that's the way you choose
to see the world, then so be it,
347
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:42,861
but don't you dare try
to take this away from me.
348
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:46,081
I've been coming in here
every day for 24 years,
349
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:49,849
watching children die
and seeing good people suffer,
350
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:53,440
and if I quit believing that there was
a bigger plan behind all this, well,
351
00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:55,230
I just wouldn't be able
to show up tomorrow.
352
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:56,940
So just stop it!
353
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,435
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
354
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:03,965
You'd be surprised
355
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:07,056
how many bad things
happen around here for a reason.
356
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,588
Well, I wish I could believe that.
357
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:14,317
It was awful that Jordan
had to have pre-natal surgery,
358
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,728
but how have you two been since then?
359
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,614
I'm really glad I have you.
360
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,091
Better than ever.
361
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,187
Good night.
362
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:29,089
So maybe sometimes bad things
do happen for a reason.
363
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,247
Like your hot nanny getting fired.
364
00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,055
Turk, look at this!
365
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,375
You know, for a half-breed baby,
366
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,987
your parents have
some pretty nice stuff.
367
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,439
She was a racist thief.
368
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,918
A smoking-hot racist thief.
369
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,251
You look pretty.
370
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:54,160
Or how getting suspended
can get a relationship back on track.
371
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,630
Dr Reid!
372
00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,642
Consider your suspension over.
373
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:04,295
That said, you're still
a ridiculous excuse for a doctor.
374
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,052
He talked to me.
375
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:14,692
Or how facing a tough situation
can bring you closer together.
376
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,603
- How's that baby?
- She's hanging in there.
377
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,842
Be careful, though,
because around here,
378
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,367
if you start believing that
bad things happen for a reason,
379
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:30,116
it hurts that much more
when they don't.
380
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,471
What's with all the sad faces?
381
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,891
Laverne was in a car accident
on her way to work.
382
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:39,467
She's in a coma and unresponsive.
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