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MAN [ON RADIO]: Hey there, all you sleepy
Angelenos. A good, good morning to you.
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It's your buddy, Romeo Midnight.
I know.
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I'm the voice you normally
listen to in the middle of the night.
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But today is special, Los Angeles.
It's my favorite day of the year.
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Today is Valentine's Day.
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And that's why I'll be here all day and
all night, playing the songs you love...
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...and the songs you love
to love to.
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Hi.
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Okay.
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When I was a kid, most of the advice
that my dad gave me was crap.
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There's one thing that he said
that was pure genius.
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He said, "If you ever are with a girl...
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...that's too good for you...
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...marry her."
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So....
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Wow.
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-Really?
-Happy Valentine's Day.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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[DOG BARKING]
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She said yes!
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[REED LAUGHING]
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Julia, call me as soon as you get this.
I got big news. Big news.
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-She said yes.
-You're kidding.
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-What?
-I mean, you're kidding!
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-You thought she'd say no.
-Man, come on. You know me...
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...aIways preparing for the worst.
Immigrant mentality.
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-Forget it. She said yes. This is good news.
-Yeah, and get this:
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I don't even have to play it cool today.
I can be a sappy cheesebalI aIl day...
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...mooning about love to total strangers,
and no one'Il think I'm a moron.
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Because it's Valentine's Day, huh?
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And everyone is romantic
on Valentine's Day.
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[CAR HORN HONKING]
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Get your head out of your ass
and use your damn turn signal...
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...you freaking moron.
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WOMAN 1 :
Good morning, Los Angeles.
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I'm Sherry Donaldson
with the KVLA news team.
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-And now let's check the weather.
WOMAN 2: Good morning.
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[WOMAN 2 TAP DANCING]
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Sun shines on late morning,
and look at these numbers.
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Highs in the upper valleys in the 60s,
and a bit cIoudy by the coast...
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...untiI mid-morning,
when the marine layer burns off.
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Susan, what the hell is this?
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Oh, the boss thinks
it's gonna up the ratings.
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WOMAN 3:
And we're clear.
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Not talking about Pippi Longstocking,
I'm talking about this.
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I'm a sports journalist,
I don't do lifestyle.
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You're my number two sports journalist,
Kelvin, which means...
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...that on slow sports days,
you do the pieces I want you to do.
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The station wants more fluff.
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I'll do some follow-up stories,
do some investigative reporting...
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...bring it back to you?
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There's only one story today, Kelvin.
It's all yours.
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It's not complicated.
It's your basic man on the street.
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"Tell me, John Q, Jane Q,
what does Valentine's Day mean to you?"
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It gives me acid reflux.
That's what it means to me.
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We spend a Iot of money. Nobody cares.
It's not a real holiday.
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We don't take the day off.
Come on, Susan.
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And we're coming back
in five, four, three....
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[WHISPERING]
Listen, I'm a player...
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...but l shut down my player-ness...
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...from New Year's to Saint Paddy's Day
just so I can avoid this day.
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I need happy, I need romantic,
I need love...
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...and I need it from you.
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You need Jesus.
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Go. Go away now.
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[CHATTERlNG]
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WOMAN:
Sunflowers! Beautiful!
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Good morning!
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[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
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-HeIlo, good morning.
-HeIlo, hello.
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I need my lucky bamboo.
Actually, I need both flats, and--
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-Do you hav--? I actually need the whole lot.
-All of them?
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-Want my Gerbera daisies too?
-No, no, no. No-- Yes.
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Alphonso's gonna
pick everything up later.
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-Mr. Reed, why are you always happy?
-Why not be always happy?
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[BOTH SPEAK IN JAPANESE]
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MAN 1 : Reed?
REED: Simon.
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MAN 1 : Reed.
REED: What's up, man?
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-How are you?
-All right.
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-What's going on?
-Hey, I'm gonna be on TV.
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-Interviewer over there.
-Really?
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Nice! Listen, I need to talk to you.
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Morley said yes.
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She said yes?
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What is with everybody?
She said yes. I'm getting married.
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It's great news, huh?
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Listen, I need to get her something,
like, really nice, though, like--
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Not roses, something out of the ordinary,
you know?
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Ah.... Huh.
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-Wow, what is it?
-No, no, no.
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Do not open until perfect moment.
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MAN 2:
Ready for the interview.
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Kelvin Moore here, KVLA Channel 1 3...
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...right here at the downtown
flower mart with Mr. Simon Pham...
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...that's P-H-A-M, not with an F.
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Mr. Pham, how many red roses do you sell
on Valentine's Day?
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The Captain and Tennille
were married on Valentine's Day.
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What's that you said?
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The Captain and Tennille were married
on Valentine's Day.
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A hundred and ten million red roses
are sold in America every Valentine's Day.
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-Sixty percent are produced in California.
-Does he work for you? I mean....
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I'm a florist.
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I own Siena Bouquet, 21 73 Rosewood.
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-And what's your name, sir?
-Reed Bennett.
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-Hi. How are you? Sports guy. Sports.
-Reed Bennett. Yeah, sports.
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-Okay, from Santa Montica--
-Siena Bouquet.
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-Santa-- What is it? Siena Bouquet.
-Siena Bouquet.
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REED:
In the Val-- Off of Ventura.
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[JULIA SIGHS]
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JULIA:
Well, you do have a flaw after all.
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-Oh, yeah? What's that?
-Your job.
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HARRlSON:
I thought women liked doctors.
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We do like lab coats, but the flying
around everywhere is not so good.
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I'm only going to San Francisco
for one night.
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Couldn't somebody else do it,
just tonight?
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No, I'm the best.
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[LAUGHlNG]
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If it's any consolation,
when I'm fixing his heart...
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...you can hold mine.
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Oh. Thank you.
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Hey, what are you doing? No.
I can't miss my plane. No.
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I can't believe you're leaving me
on Valentine's Day.
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-You said you had something to do.
-I do have something.
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I do have something to do.
I just don't know that I wanna do it.
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-You know my friend Kara?
-Which one's Kara?
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Neurotic, hot mess.
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She throws this annuaI
"I Hate Valentine's Day" dinner.
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-It's a bit of a downer, actually.
-What's there to hate?
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Nothing, if you're a handsome,
divorced doctor.
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But for the rest of us single women,
it's kind of a giant cosmic bitch slap.
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It's the universe saying,
"Look, remember when you were 14...
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...and you had cystic acne and braces...
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...and you pIayed the saxophone
in the band...
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...and no one would invite you
to the winter formal?
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Well, nothing's changed."
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I would crawl over cut glass
to take you to the winter formal.
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And then I would prescribe Retin-A
for your skin.
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That's why you're my valentine.
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KELVIN [ON TV]:
So we have a professional here.
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I'm sure you've heard a lot of stories
on Valentine's Day.
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Do you still believe in love?
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Hell, yes. Love is the only shocking act
left on the planet.
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KELViN: Well, if he said it, folks,
it must be true, because he is a florist.
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JASON:
What is it?
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Oh, you're up.
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-Did you get my good side?
-I don't know. Roll over.
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[LAUGHlNG]
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Last night....
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Was...?
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-Amazing.
-Okay, thank you.
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-Wow. WeIl, I used to be a gymnast.
-Oh, well, that explains a lot.
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Yeah, I didn't hurt you, right?
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-You're so cute.
-I thought you wanted to be a poet...
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-...not a photographer.
-A girl can change her mind, Jason.
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That's how last night happened.
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-Anyway, I could not write that photo.
-Okay, yeah. Um....
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Is my nose kind of--?
It looks kind of big for my face.
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I think that's L.A. taIking.
I think you have a great nose.
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Oh, my God. Is that the time?
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What? What? No, it's 3 minutes fast.
I don't like being late.
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-I have to go. I just--
-Just like that?
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Yeah, I'm sorry. l just--
Skirt? Skirt, skirt, skirt.
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[WHISTLES]
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What? Oh, right.
I think I half-remember that.
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-Three minutes? Why not 5 minutes ahead?
-I don't wanna seem eager.
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But, yeah, you know what? Stay.
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Hang out for a Iittle bit.
Maybe we can grab breakfast.
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[RINGTONE PLAYING
ON PHONE]
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LlZ: Oh, I knew it. I knew it.
-What is that, techno?
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-What?
-The ring.
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Oh, no, I think it's, like,
a littIe more retro. It's kind of '70s.
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Thank you so much for last night.
I had a blast.
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And there is fresh coffee for you
in the kitchen.
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-I think l'm out of coffee.
-You were.
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I borrowed some from your neighbor.
She was surprised...
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...you had female company,
thought that you were gay.
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Don't worry, l set her straight.
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Bye.
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[RINGTONE PLAYING
ON PHONE]
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[IN SOFT VOICE]
Hi.
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Oh, I was thinking about you
all night long.
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Oh, I'm sorry I didn't answer
on the first ring.
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It's not my fault.
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I was thinking about
what you were gonna do to me...
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...and I just couldn't wait.
I didn't have a free hand.
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Oh, baby.
You know just how Katia likes it. Mm.
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Well, it's Valentine's Day, sugar.
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How about something special?
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My roommate just got home.
Do you wanna have a threesome?
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If he says yes,
it'll take me a minute to change.
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Ooh. I think that's a very good idea.
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[LAUGHS]
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Edgar, we said we were not gonna
give each other presents this year.
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I know, I Iied.
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-So did I.
-Wow.
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Today's the day I make most of my dough.
I deliver love-grams to businesses.
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I even delivered a breakup-gram today.
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KELVIN: Folks, from the chubby messenger
of love himself...
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...that Valentine's Day is about love.
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It's about romance.
It's about commercialism that--
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-Found the glue, Grandma.
ESTELLE: Well, good.
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This is really a hard day for him...
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...because they used to make
handcrafted cards together.
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EDGAR: Well, maybe we should've offered
to do that with him.
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ESTELLE:
I did.
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But he said it was only fun
when it was with his mother.
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EDGAR:
So, Edison...
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-...what are we doing for breakfast today?
-I can't eat, Grandpa.
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Who said that? So you can't eat?
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What's the matter?
What's the matter, you sick?
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Yeah. Lovesick.
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REED [ON RECORDlNG]: Julia, it's Reed.
I've been trying to reach you.
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00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,348
Call me back, please.
214
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,187
Oh, boy. Oh.
215
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:42,106
-Hi.
-Hi.
216
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,860
So my boyfriend texted me this morning.
217
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:49,072
And he was like,
"Look outside your door."
218
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,490
Oh.
219
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,159
And-- But, you know,
I look outside my door...
220
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,703
...and my boyfriend's
nowhere to be found.
221
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:56,913
Right.
222
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,540
-But there's this giant white bear.
-Yeah, the bear.
223
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,542
-On the ground. The floor.
-I get it.
224
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,921
-Yeah. Isn't that the sweetest thing ever?
-Ever and ever.
225
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:09,175
Do you Iive here? In this building?
Because I see you in the Iobby aIl the time.
226
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:13,721
-Because I live here.
-No, I just visit. Just visiting.
227
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:17,183
All right, welI,
I'm gonna go to schooI now.
228
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:18,851
Gonna take my bear with me.
229
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:21,771
-I hope you get a lot of valentines today.
-Thanks.
230
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:27,402
MAN [OVER SPEAKERS]: Hello, everyone.
This is your captain speaking.
231
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,404
On behalf of myself and the flight deck...
232
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:32,073
...we wanted to wish everyone
a happy Valentine's Day.
233
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,492
Hope you had an opportunity
to get a little rest.
234
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:38,329
But according to my digital readout here,
we've still got another six hours...
235
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,499
...before we reach our final destination
of Los Angeles...
236
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:46,254
...where the weather is expected to be warm
and sunny after three days of rain.
237
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:52,427
-Oh, hello.
-Hey.
238
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:55,346
-Hey, is Reed here, or is he on a run?
MAN 1 : Yeah, he's in there.
239
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,140
-Okay. Hey, guys.
WOMAN 1 : Hi, Julia.
240
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,017
-How was last night, brutal?
WOMAN 2: Yeah.
241
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,727
-Have you been up aIl night?
MAN 2: Hey.
242
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:05,189
-Wow, everybody's here today.
WOMAN 3: Oh, whose child is this? HeIlo?
243
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,942
-Oh, there's your mother.
MAN 3: Please hold.
244
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,652
-Hey, Nikki.
-Good morning.
245
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,779
Oh, these are yellow. Where's Reed?
246
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:14,449
Your pal's in the café.
The pastries were late.
247
00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:16,701
Oh, yeah. I think he might be having
a rough morning.
248
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:17,910
[PHONE RlNGING]
249
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:19,120
MAN 3:
Hello, Siena Bouquet.
250
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,788
JULIA: Hey. Reed.
REED: Just need--
251
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:23,916
We need the morning glories.
Oh, there they are. Perfect. Great.
252
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:27,462
-Hey, I got your message. You okay?
-Yeah.
253
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:31,174
-What happened?
-Well, you just sounded like....
254
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,427
-You sounded like maybe she said--
-"Yes."
255
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:36,804
-She said yes.
-No.
256
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,639
Why doesn't anybody have confidence?
257
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,558
-She said yes?
-Yes.
258
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:46,272
Oh, my goodness. Okay. I didn't--
I didn't get it, but congratulations!
259
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:51,778
-CaIl me Mr. Engaged.
-You're getting married.
260
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,989
Hi, I ordered some tulips.
261
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,825
Yes. You can't put the baby on the counter,
it's dangerous.
262
00:17:57,993 --> 00:18:01,287
-But I can't get my money out.
-She should be off the counter. Thanks.
263
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:04,040
NUN: Here, let me hold her.
-Thank you.
264
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,043
-You should know we're Jewish.
NUN: God Ioves us all.
265
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,836
-Thank you.
MAN 3: HeIlo, Siena Bouquet.
266
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:13,091
He's the first decent guy
I've dated in a long time.
267
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,009
It's going that well, huh?
268
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,845
I am so sick of dating.
I'm so jealous of you guys.
269
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,515
When do l get to meet
the phantom physician?
270
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,351
-I think soon.
-You guys got plans tonight?
271
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,938
No. He has to go to San Francisco,
so we're gonna talk on the phone.
272
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,315
You know what you should do?
273
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,651
You shouId fly up and surprise him.
274
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,736
-You think so?
-Yeah. Why not?
275
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,363
-No.
-Come on.
276
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,031
I don't know where he's staying--
277
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:40,034
You make a call, you find out.
What's the big deal?
278
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:44,205
-God, you realIy think l should go?
-Why not?
279
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:47,792
Come on, it's Valentine's Day.
You don't think. You just do.
280
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,130
[LAUGHS]
281
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,714
Go.
282
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:59,929
-Get out of here.
-Congratulations.
283
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,869
HARRlSON: Hello there.
-Hi.
284
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:26,164
Hey, honey.
I'm just pulling into the airport.
285
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,790
I'll call you when I land, okay?
286
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:31,419
Okay, l get it. Okay, have a safe flight.
I'll talk to you Iater. Bye.
287
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,337
Thanks. Bye-bye.
288
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:58,362
Hello. Good morning. I'm home.
289
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,281
OLIVlA: Hi, Daddy.
-Hey, peanut.
290
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,783
HARRlSON:
Hi, sweetie.
291
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,453
-Did you fix all the broken hearts?
-I did.
292
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,997
-I did.
-Happy Valentine's Day.
293
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,790
HARRlSON:
Happy Valentine's Day to you.
294
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:14,128
-Surgery went late. l stayed at the condo.
-I figured.
295
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,756
Doesn't Daddy juggle welI?
296
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,216
OLIVlA: Yeah.
PAMELA: Mm-hm.
297
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,653
What are you doing?
298
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:43,449
Sorry, I-- Excuse me,
I was trying to close the window.
299
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,619
I'm sorry.
300
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:52,166
No. For leaning on my shoulder? Come on,
it's the least I could do. A 14-hour flight.
301
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,503
Oh, God, that's better.
302
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:58,881
-You on active duty?
-Yes, sir.
303
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:03,302
-Two bars. Is that lieutenant?
-Two bars is the captain.
304
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,266
You have a loved one in L.A.?
305
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,187
Well, l'm sure he'll be happy to see you.
306
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:19,277
How long--? How long has it been
since you've been home?
307
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,612
Eleven months.
308
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,739
And how long do you get to stay?
309
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:25,366
Just till tomorrow.
310
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:31,080
Wow. Fourteen-hour flight both ways
just for one night.
311
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,207
Wow, that's romantic.
312
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,168
You're a romantic.
I mean, that's quite a gesture.
313
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,339
That's commitment.
314
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:47,763
You on Facebook?
315
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:54,562
WOMAN: l need some chrysanthemums.
-What? You should speak English.
316
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:57,732
-l had to learn when l came.
-Chrysanthemums and calla lilies.
317
00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,942
-l don't know what it--
-Michael, calm down.
318
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,736
What language do you speak in?
319
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:05,614
I used to speak Bulgarian,
but I'm an American citizen now.
320
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:08,701
Does anybody here speak English
with a Bulgarian accent?
321
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:11,120
MAN: Over here. l do.
-There he is.
322
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,748
Bulgarize away. Here we go.
323
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:16,208
There she is!
The future Mrs. Reed Bennett!
324
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:18,377
MlCHAEL:
Oh, chrysanthemums.
325
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:20,755
-Hi, babe.
-Hi, baby.
326
00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:22,965
Hello, fiancée.
327
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,344
It sounds weird. Have you said it yet?
Nikki, take over for a minute.
328
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:27,720
Come this way.
329
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:31,057
Wait, these are for you.
I knew they were for somebody.
330
00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:34,185
-Sarah, have you met my fiancée?
-Hi, Morley.
331
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:38,856
-Hi.
-l just like saying it. l feel so grown-up.
332
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,441
MlCHAEL:
Next, please!
333
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:45,071
-Look what you forgot.
-See, that is....
334
00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:48,532
Is one empty hand.
335
00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:51,702
Oh, yeah.
336
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,079
Don't be mad.
337
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:55,289
Mad? Why would I be mad?
I'm concerned.
338
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,042
Well, just....
339
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:01,837
Do you have any idea what it would be
like at work today if l wore that thing?
340
00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:05,633
-l mean, people will be asking me--
-"Where'd you get the big ring?"
341
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:09,720
You know, "How many bridesmaids?"
And, "How did he do it?"
342
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:13,474
-"Gonna have kids? How many?"
-Three.
343
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:17,228
-What?
-Two dogs, and maybe some chickens.
344
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:21,065
-We can talk about it. We don't have to.
-Sweetheart, l just think right now...
345
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:25,694
...it would be better if maybe
we could just keep it a secret.
346
00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:27,947
MAN: Where are you from?
WOMAN: l am from Ruse.
347
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:31,409
All right, you guys can start
a Bulgarian village together. All right.
348
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:34,161
Oh, my God, look, there's the bride. Hi.
349
00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:36,997
Listen, l called my BFF, Tony.
He is already on the dress.
350
00:23:37,165 --> 00:23:40,334
He does all the gowns in Vegas.
Cher, Celine, Carrot Top.
351
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,837
This is going to be so much fun!
Oh, my God, it's--
352
00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:45,589
-Breathe, breathe.
-l have to breathe.
353
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:46,799
Okay.
354
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,970
-See what I mean?
-Yep, l get it.
355
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,180
EDGAR:
So...
356
00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:56,475
...love is the problem?
357
00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:59,770
-Did you ever have it?
-Oh, yeah.
358
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:02,481
EDlSON:
How old were you when you got it?
359
00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:07,194
Let's see. I'd just started working
at an architectural firm...
360
00:24:07,362 --> 00:24:12,116
...and there was this beautiful young girl,
and she was studying to be an actress.
361
00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:14,452
Was your heart kind of going:
362
00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:19,540
Yeah. Yeah, just that way. lt went,
bumpada, bumpada, bumpada, boom.
363
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:21,584
You betcha. Just like that.
364
00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:24,044
One day l got up the courage
to introduce myself.
365
00:24:24,212 --> 00:24:28,716
I walk out, walked right up to her
and opened my mouth and...
366
00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:31,051
-...nothing comes out.
-Nothing?
367
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:37,016
Nothing. Not a peep. But she's just waiting
for me to say something, l'm like a statue.
368
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:41,061
So finally she says,
"All right, l'll meet you here at 6:30."
369
00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:43,189
She knew what you were going to say.
370
00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:48,402
Yep. Yeah. She's been reading my mind
like that for 51 years.
371
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,655
The pretty girl was Grandma, right?
372
00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:55,367
The pretty girl is Grandma, right?
373
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:59,163
-When are we gonna get there, Grandpa?
-Coming up to Moorpark.
374
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:03,918
Making a left turn right here.
What's Moorpark spelled backwards?
375
00:25:04,085 --> 00:25:06,587
EDlSON: I don't know.
-"Kraproom."
376
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:09,715
-Grandpa.
-And don't say that in school.
377
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,092
WOMAN:
Hello, Siena Bouquet.
378
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:14,428
REED: l'll come with you on runs.
ALPHONSO: You got it.
379
00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:16,472
REED:
But we gotta hustle. They're flying in now.
380
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,932
I'm always hustling, baby.
381
00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:21,644
REED: No, no, no. Like, "hustle" hustle.
Like, no, don't dilly-dally, okay?
382
00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:23,646
Let me tell you, l don't dilly-dally.
383
00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:25,606
-l only upsy-daisy.
-All right.
384
00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:27,525
[MICHAEL BOLTON'S "WHEN A MAN LOVES
A WOMAN" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
385
00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:30,569
When a man loves a woman
386
00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:32,780
Crazy businessman.
387
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:37,326
This guy, like, he wants to give
family discounts to his 30 cousins.
388
00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:40,621
What is this?
What have you got going--?
389
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,417
Excuse me. Can I help you?
390
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:49,713
I'd like to send a dozen of those
to the best girl at my school.
391
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:52,883
-And this musical card.
-A dozen of those with thi--?
392
00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:57,638
This-- lt's....
393
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:00,307
Okay.
394
00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:05,896
-All right, where am I sending these to?
-Falcon Crest Elementary.
395
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:07,314
You can MapQuest it.
396
00:26:07,482 --> 00:26:10,317
I actually know where it's at.
I got a friend that goes there.
397
00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:13,779
Cool. During recess
would be the best time.
398
00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:17,575
When you get there, just hand me
the flowers, and I'll do the rest.
399
00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:21,287
-Okay?
-l'll be there. Thank you, sir.
400
00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:24,164
What's up with the cutest kid in the world
coming in here?
401
00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:28,919
And he shorted me. He just gave me, like,
1 5 bucks for a $55 arrangement.
402
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:32,673
-Could I please have my receipt?
-What, did you get audited last year?
403
00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:33,882
I did.
404
00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:37,886
They always get the good guys,
I'm telling you. Here.
405
00:26:38,471 --> 00:26:39,972
Thanks.
406
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,437
JASON:
So, like, last night, amazing.
407
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:49,106
This morning,
she couldn't get away fast enough.
408
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:53,193
Any chance there was a little, shall we say,
disappointment on her part?
409
00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:56,780
No. What? No. None.
410
00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:58,032
At all.
411
00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:03,370
-Well-- No, no, no. It was fine.
-Fine's not good enough, dude.
412
00:27:03,538 --> 00:27:06,040
It was better than fine.
It was a solid A.
413
00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:09,209
Minus. B plus, A minus. A minus.
414
00:27:09,377 --> 00:27:11,587
I hate Valentine's Day.
415
00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:15,591
Why can't these guys deliver their
flowers to their girlfriends themselves?
416
00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:18,844
-Wait, what?
-They just dump them in the mailroom.
417
00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:22,306
-l mean, if they don't wanna take the time to--
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
418
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:25,351
-lt's Valentine's Day today?
-Hello?
419
00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:27,102
Happy Valentine's Day.
420
00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:30,856
Wha--? No, it's a Monday.
Valentine's Day always falls on a Thursday.
421
00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:33,901
That's Thanksgiving, Hoosier-head.
422
00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:38,238
-Really?
-You're 25. You thought that for 25 years?
423
00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:41,659
Dude, he's from Indiana.
They only celebrate Love Your Cousin Day.
424
00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:45,829
No, you're thinking of Kentucky. Of course
Liz was acting weird this morning.
425
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:48,374
You do have something planned
for tonight, right?
426
00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:53,045
How could I have something planned for
tonight? l didn't even know until right now.
427
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:57,800
I can do my lunch break,
and l can do after 5?
428
00:27:57,967 --> 00:28:00,094
Okay, great.
429
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,429
No, no, no.
I don't mind people with fetishes.
430
00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:06,225
No, no, no, very creative people.
I gotta put you on hold, sorry.
431
00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:07,976
Good morning.
432
00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:13,607
-You're a strong, confident person.
-Good morning. Who are you?
433
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:16,694
I am Liz. l am one of the receptionists.
I'm subbing for Monica.
434
00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:19,613
Oh, yeah, Monica,
because she wanted today off.
435
00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:21,448
Shit, she has a life.
436
00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:24,576
She had a funeral, which is a life,
I guess.
437
00:28:24,744 --> 00:28:26,453
Well, Liz, l'm Paula.
438
00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:31,083
I know they call me Bipolar Paula. Don't.
But you should know l'm in crisis.
439
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:33,752
-Okay.
-l don't wanna talk about it.
440
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,130
-Okay.
-lt has nothing to do with being alone...
441
00:28:36,297 --> 00:28:38,340
-...on Valentine's Day.
-Of course not.
442
00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:42,302
And everything to do with the client
in crisis.
443
00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:46,265
-That sounds challenging.
-"Challenging"?
444
00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:49,309
Gotta figure out if he still has
an athletic career.
445
00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:52,396
If he doesn't, big fat problemo.
446
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,732
Well, l'm here
to help you solve that problem.
447
00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:57,443
Who's on hold?
448
00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,028
My mother.
449
00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:02,364
I'm sorry.
450
00:29:04,325 --> 00:29:06,618
Hangs up on her own mother.
451
00:29:06,786 --> 00:29:08,495
That's cold.
452
00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:09,788
We might just get along.
453
00:29:26,514 --> 00:29:28,015
Hello, I'm Hannah Storm.
454
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:30,350
And with football season officially over...
455
00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:33,854
...the only lingering question is:
what will Sean Jackson do?
456
00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,982
A devastating loss
in the championship game last week...
457
00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:38,692
...leaves his future in question.
458
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:41,361
His contract is up, and at age 35...
459
00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:44,490
...he's one of the oldest quarterbacks
in the league.
460
00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:46,116
Does his team want him back?
461
00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:49,369
MAN: Of course l want Sean Jackson back.
But it's not my decision.
462
00:29:49,537 --> 00:29:51,872
STORM: Ifnot,
will he test the waters of free agency?
463
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,793
Or will he make this easier on
everyone...
464
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,544
...and just retire?
465
00:29:57,712 --> 00:30:00,839
Come on, Hannah. Lighten up.
466
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,471
Hi, neighbor!
467
00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:09,097
WOMAN: Hey, Sean.
-Hey, girls.
468
00:30:09,265 --> 00:30:11,475
Hey, when are you gonna come over
for a swim?
469
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:14,645
Oh, sorry, sweetie.
I got lots going on today.
470
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:18,398
-l'm running out of patience.
-And l'm running out of willpower.
471
00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:21,235
But right now, I gotta make a call.
472
00:30:27,408 --> 00:30:30,619
[PHONE RlNGING]
473
00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:42,589
No. Uh-oh.
474
00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:46,051
Help, Heather!
475
00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:49,263
I'm coming, l'm coming! Yeah, hello?
476
00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:50,597
SEAN:
Kara, it's Sean.
477
00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:53,559
Hi, hi. What's going on?
What's going on?
478
00:30:53,726 --> 00:30:57,771
-Media blitz on my career has begun.
-Yes, I know. Are you okay?
479
00:30:57,939 --> 00:31:00,440
Of course I'm okay.
It comes with the territory.
480
00:31:00,608 --> 00:31:03,735
What I'd love is for
my highly paid publicist to take care of it.
481
00:31:03,903 --> 00:31:07,614
I'm on it. I've got my people standing by
and a press release ready to go.
482
00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:10,534
-What else?
-l got a meeting with my agent today.
483
00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:13,912
I want you to meet me there
in about an hour. You'll be there?
484
00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:19,793
Hello? Hello? Did I lose you?
485
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:24,089
Malibu. You pay a fortune to be here to get
crappy cell phone reception.
486
00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:27,217
No, no. I'm here. l'm here.
I'll be at the meeting.
487
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,428
Outstanding.
488
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:32,139
MAN:
Drumline, keep your eyes on Scotty.
489
00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:37,102
Registration for the AP exam
is due next week, so don't flake.
490
00:31:38,104 --> 00:31:39,730
Hey, Grace.
491
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:44,693
I was thinking of putting together
just a little test-prep group for the class...
492
00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:48,447
...and l was hoping I could pick your brain
about what to focus on...
493
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:52,159
...since you've taken the test,
and l've-- l haven't.
494
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:57,414
-Yeah, yeah. You know, no problem.
-Oh, great. How about today after school?
495
00:31:57,582 --> 00:32:00,000
You know, I can't today.
I nanny after school.
496
00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:03,170
How about today at lunch?
497
00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:06,381
Uh. See, normally that would
work for me...
498
00:32:06,549 --> 00:32:11,762
...but today at lunch, l'm gonna have
sex with my boyfriend for the first time.
499
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:17,476
-First time having sex for both of us.
-That is quite a special time for you.
500
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:21,271
It's Valentine's Day,
we're in love, we're both 1 8...
501
00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:23,482
...and l just want it to be special and--
502
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:26,568
The point is, my parents work,
so they'll be gone during lunch.
503
00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:30,739
Lunch is the only time it can work out.
You know, I'm free tomorrow lunchtime.
504
00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:35,494
-Lunchtime tomorrow, l'll definitely be free.
-Oh, you'll be done having sex by then?
505
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:38,372
-Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. lt'll be good.
-All right.
506
00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:39,831
Bye.
507
00:32:42,126 --> 00:32:45,170
MAN: Come sign
the latte petition. Right here, kids.
508
00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:47,881
-Yeah. Right here.
-Okay.
509
00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:52,260
-You're gonna eat first?
-No.
510
00:32:52,428 --> 00:32:54,930
No? Maybe some Gatorade.
511
00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:57,391
That's-- Yeah, I don't wanna
get dehydrated.
512
00:32:57,558 --> 00:33:00,394
-You're not gonna eat lunch?
-No. No lunch.
513
00:33:00,561 --> 00:33:04,022
-Well, did you have a big breakfast?
-No.
514
00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:07,901
Do pushups. l'm telling you,
I do them before l run.
515
00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:13,323
-What? Pushups make you run faster?
-No. Makes you look better.
516
00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:15,450
I'll get you a sandwich
when you come back.
517
00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:18,120
-Yeah, thanks. That's a good idea.
SCHWABBE: Save the lattes.
518
00:33:18,287 --> 00:33:22,040
They're putting lattes
in the vending machines? Finally.
519
00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:24,251
-Hey.
-So I'm gonna go to English...
520
00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:26,878
-...and then l'm gonna go set up.
-l'll see you there.
521
00:33:27,046 --> 00:33:28,422
All right.
522
00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:31,925
SCHWABBE:
Thank you, Felicia.
523
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,511
Mr. Schwabbe, I'm so glad you're
taking care of this.
524
00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:36,930
-You got it.
-And l like caramel lattes...
525
00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:39,725
-...just, like, FYl.
SCHWABBE: Duly noted.
526
00:33:39,892 --> 00:33:41,226
Have fun at lunch!
527
00:33:44,605 --> 00:33:46,398
What do you think?
528
00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:49,026
We're gonna wait.
529
00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:51,278
I think we should just, like,
enjoy this time.
530
00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:55,866
-Yeah. Okay. Good.
-Did you like your gift?
531
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:59,745
-l didn't open it yet.
-You need to open it.
532
00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:04,541
It's.... lt's my track shirt.
533
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:08,837
Yeah, but I ironed on your lucky number
on the back.
534
00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:10,130
Thirteen.
535
00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:13,300
But that's your lucky number.
536
00:34:13,634 --> 00:34:14,801
You don't even like it.
537
00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:19,639
-No. No, I love it. I can't wait to wear it.
-Okay.
538
00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:22,476
-Try it on now, then.
-Now?
539
00:34:22,643 --> 00:34:23,935
-Yeah.
-Well...
540
00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:27,272
...you know, a little uncomfortable
taking my shirt off in public.
541
00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:32,069
-But, hey, I'll wear it later, okay?
-Okay.
542
00:34:32,528 --> 00:34:35,072
Are you gonna carry it around all day?
543
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,615
Shut up.
544
00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:38,825
-Let's see if this fits in my locker.
-Right.
545
00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:42,412
PAULA: This is his fifth paternity test.
What are we talking about?
546
00:34:44,665 --> 00:34:45,832
[PAULA SlGHS]
547
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,419
So l spoke with the GM. They passed.
548
00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:51,004
Passed?
549
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:54,216
We got to the playoffs. I was all-league.
550
00:34:54,383 --> 00:34:57,636
They decided to go another way.
They're chasing that kid from Alabama.
551
00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:00,847
I'm working on a press release
saying it was a mutual parting.
552
00:35:01,015 --> 00:35:05,185
-Well, so now what?
-Well, we.... We look for another team.
553
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:07,938
I don't know. Maybe I'm done.
554
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:09,856
-You're not done.
PAULA: Absolutely not.
555
00:35:10,024 --> 00:35:13,193
And l'm not speaking as someone
who makes a lot of money off of you.
556
00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:14,861
I'm speaking as your fan.
557
00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:19,699
Right now, you can still make
a ton of money doing what you love.
558
00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:23,745
Well, the problem is, Paula,
it's not the only thing I want out of life.
559
00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:26,289
A relationship. Kids.
560
00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:28,667
PAULA: Well, you can still have that
and play football.
561
00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:31,378
Look, I'm not complaining.
I've been lucky. But--
562
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:33,839
So, what is he telling me?
What are we gonna do?
563
00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:39,719
I think we should take a beat
and let Sean think about what he wants.
564
00:35:39,887 --> 00:35:41,638
-Right?
-Right.
565
00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:44,307
We have no time for thinking.
566
00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:47,060
Put it on their tab.
567
00:35:49,730 --> 00:35:51,273
HOLDEN: Come on!
KATE: Ha-ha-ha!
568
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,191
-That's seven in a row.
-lt's amazing.
569
00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:55,235
You are like-- This woman's a shark.
570
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:57,404
-You are good at this game.
KATE: Not really.
571
00:35:57,572 --> 00:36:02,659
Just witnessed a tactical game of reading
your opponent and adjusting accordingly.
572
00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:05,787
Wait, are you saying
that you're reading me?
573
00:36:07,206 --> 00:36:08,748
Thank you.
574
00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:12,878
-Happy Valentine's Day.
-Oh, thank you.
575
00:36:17,091 --> 00:36:19,176
Yes, I can read you.
It's part of my training.
576
00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:20,844
Everyone gives subtle hints.
577
00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:22,762
-Hints? Like what?
-Giveaways.
578
00:36:22,930 --> 00:36:25,599
You boarded the plane wearing a suit
but no wedding ring.
579
00:36:25,766 --> 00:36:27,392
Serious, but not committed.
580
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,728
You let a stranger
sleep on your shoulder.
581
00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:33,398
Kindness, but also feels good
to be needed.
582
00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:36,943
The heart-shaped candy.
Another giveaway.
583
00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:40,906
Either you have a problem with sugar,
which, based on the syrup...
584
00:36:41,073 --> 00:36:43,617
...you put on your pancakes,
I wouldn't think so.
585
00:36:43,784 --> 00:36:46,703
Or you have a problem with candy
in the shape of a heart.
586
00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:49,581
Which means you might have a problem
with romance...
587
00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:52,876
...and things pertaining to this day
in particular.
588
00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:58,715
Not bad, soldier.
589
00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:01,509
JULlA:
Okay, Edison. Thank you very much.
590
00:37:01,677 --> 00:37:04,554
Now you all have seen how to properly
place your valentines...
591
00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:07,807
...into our fabulous envelopes,
go ahead. Great.
592
00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:11,895
And while you are doing that quietly,
a little history about Valentine's Day.
593
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:15,774
Valentine's Day was a massacre in
Chicago where they shot everybody...
594
00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:18,276
...and put a curse on the Chicago Cubs.
595
00:37:19,153 --> 00:37:22,822
Thank you, Franklin, but this
is a different Valentine's Day. Lose the hat.
596
00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:24,908
Okay, in ancient Rome...
597
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:28,995
...Emperor Claudius lI, who was also
known as Claudius the Cruel.
598
00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:32,165
Claudius the Cruel banned all marriages...
599
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:35,001
...because he wanted his soldiers
to concentrate on war.
600
00:37:35,169 --> 00:37:38,171
But there was a priest who was known
as Valentine...
601
00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:41,925
...who secretly married everyone anyway
because he believed in love.
602
00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:45,428
Claudius found out about the marriages,
and he threw Valentine in jail--
603
00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:47,430
Girls. I'm watching you. Shh.
604
00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:48,848
Thank you.
605
00:37:49,016 --> 00:37:52,227
Anyway, on February the 14th,
Valentine wrote a note to his beloved...
606
00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:56,856
...and he signed it:
"Farewell, from your Valentine."
607
00:37:58,025 --> 00:38:01,361
Let's see. Are there any questions?
608
00:38:02,905 --> 00:38:05,031
Franklin, I can't wait to hear this.
Go ahead.
609
00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:08,868
Miss Fitzpatrick,
are you in love with anyone?
610
00:38:09,036 --> 00:38:11,288
[CHILDREN LAUGHlNG]
611
00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:14,291
I saw you on TV today.
612
00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:16,543
-Was it on?
-Yeah, that's why I'm here.
613
00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:18,586
Yes. We're famous!
614
00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:20,547
WOMAN: Yay, we're famous.
-Yes.
615
00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:22,173
So you're the owner, I take it.
616
00:38:22,341 --> 00:38:25,218
Yeah, tech-- Yes.
My grandfather actually started it in Italy.
617
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:27,804
Yeah, my dad brought it over,
but now l got the shop.
618
00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,806
That's great. lt's a family business.
619
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:32,225
Look, I hate to play this card,
but I'm a doctor.
620
00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:35,770
I have surgery in an hour and a half.
Is there any way you could help me?
621
00:38:35,938 --> 00:38:37,063
-Say no more.
-Thank you.
622
00:38:37,231 --> 00:38:41,026
Could l get an order form, please,
for the great doctor here?
623
00:38:41,193 --> 00:38:43,236
I need two arrangements.
624
00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:46,740
Something special, long-stemmed roses for
each one of my...
625
00:38:46,907 --> 00:38:48,325
...ladies.
626
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:50,160
I need your discretion.
627
00:38:50,911 --> 00:38:52,871
We have an understanding, right?
628
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,914
I understand. There's a florist code.
629
00:38:55,082 --> 00:38:58,752
Great. Here's the credit card.
And here are the addresses.
630
00:38:58,919 --> 00:39:01,880
These are the addresses for the ladies.
631
00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:06,384
-Harrison Copeland?
-Yes, you need-- You want some lD?
632
00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:10,972
Nope. Should be good. Uh....
633
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:14,601
Okay, this Julia Fitzpatrick,
that would be your...
634
00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:15,769
...girlfriend.
635
00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:20,148
-Yes.
-And this Pamela Copeland...
636
00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:23,026
...it's the same last name as you.
Would that be your wife?
637
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,235
Yes.
638
00:39:24,403 --> 00:39:28,531
I thought we had some sort of code,
understanding.
639
00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:32,535
The code is the code. l just wanna
make sure that your understanding...
640
00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:36,206
...is the same understanding
as my understanding. Understand?
641
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:39,793
-Yeah, can you run the card, please?
-Yep.
642
00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:42,962
Thank you. I have to get my wallet.
I'll be right back.
643
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,658
-Wish me luck.
-All us virgins are pulling for you. Whoo!
644
00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:14,828
If you need any help, text me.
645
00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:35,682
[DOG BARKlNG]
646
00:40:36,475 --> 00:40:38,101
Pushkin.
647
00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:42,605
Good girl. Go play.
648
00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:53,533
Pushkin, no. Downstairs, Pushkin.
649
00:40:58,247 --> 00:40:59,831
One....
650
00:41:18,058 --> 00:41:23,313
[SINGlNG] Oh, Grace
When l saw your face
651
00:41:45,211 --> 00:41:47,086
Oh, Grace
652
00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:53,676
Hey, you. Come on.
Mommy's home for a minute.
653
00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:56,846
Wha--? Come on, sweetie.
654
00:41:57,014 --> 00:42:01,935
Made my heart race
Like a high-speed chase
655
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:04,687
-Grace
-Grace?
656
00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:05,897
Oh, my--! Alex!
657
00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:09,776
-Holy-- Mrs. Smart. Oh, my gosh!
-What are you doing here?
658
00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:13,446
I'm rehearsing!
659
00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:17,075
-Naked?
-Naked! Yes!
660
00:42:17,243 --> 00:42:20,578
It's.... lt's experiment--
661
00:42:20,746 --> 00:42:25,250
I'm doing an-- Ow! Experimental show.
It's very, very avant-garde type of thing.
662
00:42:25,417 --> 00:42:28,253
And the-- Oh, shit! I mean, excuse me!
663
00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:31,297
-lt's okay. l've heard the word before.
-Not shit!
664
00:42:31,465 --> 00:42:34,133
God, look at the time. I gotta go.
Thank you for everything, though.
665
00:42:34,301 --> 00:42:35,343
Ow!
666
00:42:35,511 --> 00:42:36,511
ALEX: I'm so sorry!
-lt's okay.
667
00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:38,137
-Are you okay?
-Please! Do not come closer.
668
00:42:38,305 --> 00:42:40,723
This does not look right, Alex.
669
00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:43,810
-Thanks for everything and....
-Oh, my God.
670
00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:47,605
-No, Pushkin. Pushkin, no.
-Pushkin. Pushkin.
671
00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:49,774
That's okay.
You know what, l'm gonna just--
672
00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:52,902
All right. Breathe. Oh, my goodness.
All right.
673
00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:56,489
ALEX:
See you very soon, Mrs. Smart! Bye-bye.
674
00:43:00,828 --> 00:43:03,997
MRS. SMART:
Alex, honey, cover your hoo-hoo!
675
00:43:04,164 --> 00:43:06,332
[CAR HORN HONKlNG]
676
00:43:07,376 --> 00:43:09,502
[MAN WHISTLES]
677
00:43:14,508 --> 00:43:19,137
-Grace! Grace!
-What are you doing? What happened?
678
00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:21,222
-Mom.
-What, your mom?
679
00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:25,268
-Yeah, sure. My mom was at your house.
-Wha--?
680
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:28,938
-My mom. What did you say?
-That I was rehearsing.
681
00:43:29,106 --> 00:43:31,399
Naked? Did she buy it?
682
00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:35,028
ALEX: I think so.
My fear made me very convincing.
683
00:43:35,195 --> 00:43:37,030
I wrote you a song.
684
00:43:38,198 --> 00:43:40,366
[IN RUSSlAN ACCENT]
If you do that again, Vladimir...
685
00:43:40,534 --> 00:43:44,787
...l will have no choice
but to get down off my horse...
686
00:43:44,955 --> 00:43:48,666
-...and punish you.
JASON: Hello? Who wants a valentine?
687
00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:52,712
I am wearing my thigh-high
black leather boots...
688
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,506
...carrying my riding crop.
689
00:43:56,258 --> 00:44:00,178
Now pull down your pants
and bend over.
690
00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:02,722
JASON:
I think this floor has the most valentines.
691
00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:05,099
What a sweet little pink ass you have.
692
00:44:05,267 --> 00:44:08,227
And l will beat it with my crop...
693
00:44:08,395 --> 00:44:11,981
...until you submit to me,
you filthy peasant.
694
00:44:12,149 --> 00:44:16,361
I will beat it, and beat it,
and beat it, and beat it.
695
00:44:16,528 --> 00:44:17,820
[SPEAKS IN RUSSlAN]
696
00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:19,906
[IN NASAL VOICE]
Thank you for calling Naughty Nymphos.
697
00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:22,992
The charge will appear on
your credit card as Vague Entertainment.
698
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,452
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Hi there!
699
00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:27,580
Hi. Well, if it isn't the gymnast.
700
00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:30,750
Well.... Yes.
701
00:44:31,418 --> 00:44:34,712
To paraphrase some poet:
702
00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:38,257
"There's a hell of a nice universe
next door.
703
00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:41,260
-Let's go."
-E.E. Cummings.
704
00:44:41,428 --> 00:44:43,680
Yeah, E.E. Good stuff. Yeah. Good stuff.
705
00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:45,932
-l think you said he was your favorite.
-Yes.
706
00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:49,435
I did say he was my favorite.
He had me at the font.
707
00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:52,980
I feel, like, so stupid for forgetting
that it's Valentine's Day today.
708
00:44:53,148 --> 00:44:57,026
-Oh, no. lt's really not a big deal.
-You know what, it is to me.
709
00:44:57,194 --> 00:45:01,406
So can I take you out tonight?
710
00:45:01,824 --> 00:45:05,368
Yes. That would be wonderful. Yes.
711
00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:08,788
PAULA: How fast does that cart go?
-Well, let's find out.
712
00:45:10,457 --> 00:45:11,457
PAULA:
Liz...
713
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:17,130
...there's a man on line 2 asking me to
cover him up in Vaseline and bubble wrap.
714
00:45:17,297 --> 00:45:21,134
I'll take care of that. Damn prank callers.
715
00:45:21,301 --> 00:45:24,929
And he doesn't have a Russian accent,
so l don't think you'll need your horse.
716
00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:26,764
-You heard that?
-lt's my phone line.
717
00:45:26,932 --> 00:45:30,810
Oh, Paula. l'm so sorry. l am so sorry.
718
00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:32,603
Am l fired?
719
00:45:32,771 --> 00:45:35,314
It's cool.
You got a way with dirty words, l like that.
720
00:45:35,482 --> 00:45:37,400
Just make sure
you answer my calls first.
721
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:40,319
Absolutely.
Oh, you do not have to worry about...
722
00:45:40,487 --> 00:45:42,447
...that.
723
00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:45,074
Probably not gonna make
Employee of the Month.
724
00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:56,669
MAN 1 [ON RADlO]: You're listening to
"Mike and Mike in the Morning" on ESPN...
725
00:45:56,837 --> 00:45:58,671
...America's number one
sports talk show.
726
00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:02,091
And, Greeny, the news of the hour:
Sean Jackson, now a free agent.
727
00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:05,094
MAN 2: What's he supposed to do?
MAN 1: He can check out Craigslist...
728
00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:06,304
...see who's hiring.
729
00:46:16,648 --> 00:46:19,776
Oh, man. Hey, man, you see this?
730
00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:22,028
You did this.
Man, you're gonna pay for this.
731
00:46:22,196 --> 00:46:24,989
Easy, big fella. l know it was my fault.
732
00:46:25,157 --> 00:46:29,535
If you just call my business manager,
he's got all my information.
733
00:46:29,703 --> 00:46:33,831
And l'll have my business manager call
your business manager, okay?
734
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:39,754
Sean Jackson. Oh, man, my neck.
Oh, and my back.
735
00:46:39,922 --> 00:46:43,549
And my chest. I'm just kidding.
736
00:46:43,717 --> 00:46:46,761
-Whoa, dude, will you sign my hat?
-Sure.
737
00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:49,597
Thirty-five completions,
three touchdowns on the ground.
738
00:46:49,765 --> 00:46:52,475
They think you should hang it up.
That's gratitude for you.
739
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:53,684
Well, thanks, buddy.
740
00:46:53,852 --> 00:46:57,355
But that door's pretty messed up.
You got another truck?
741
00:46:57,523 --> 00:46:58,856
Yeah, but I'm already behind.
742
00:46:59,024 --> 00:47:02,151
Valentine's Day is kind of a big day
flower-wise.
743
00:47:02,319 --> 00:47:05,947
I don't know why people get flowers
delivered. You can give them yourself.
744
00:47:06,114 --> 00:47:08,241
Some folks like to get flowers
at the workshop.
745
00:47:08,408 --> 00:47:13,079
To some people, love doesn't exist unless
you acknowledge it in front of other people.
746
00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:18,918
You're a superstar, Sean. Drive better.
Whoop!
747
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:25,925
Yeah, Kara, it's me.
Listen, l know what l wanna do.
748
00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:27,927
I think.
749
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,793
Oh, no, man, not today.
750
00:48:01,962 --> 00:48:04,422
[SPEAKING IN SPANlSH]
751
00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:19,979
REED:
So, what do l do?
752
00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:24,483
Do I tell her and break her heart,
or keep it to myself and stay out of it?
753
00:48:24,651 --> 00:48:26,986
-lt's none of my business.
-You want my opinion?
754
00:48:27,154 --> 00:48:29,322
Yes. No.
755
00:48:29,489 --> 00:48:31,407
Well, it depend-- What's your opinion?
756
00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:34,076
Ask yourself,
if the situation was reversed...
757
00:48:34,244 --> 00:48:35,828
...what would you want her to do?
758
00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:40,499
-Why you gotta be so sensitive?
-lt's because you're so fragile.
759
00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:45,922
Okay, so a neutral chlorine atom
has 1 7 protons and 1 7 electrons.
760
00:48:46,089 --> 00:48:48,341
And, if these two atoms become--
761
00:48:52,137 --> 00:48:54,931
-Hi.
-This order came into the shop for you.
762
00:48:55,098 --> 00:49:00,061
-l thought l'd deliver it myself.
-Hey, guys, this is my friend, Reed.
763
00:49:00,228 --> 00:49:04,440
-Say hi.
-Hi, Reed.
764
00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:09,278
Take a look at chapter 1 0, section two.
Just, quietly, to yourselves.
765
00:49:10,489 --> 00:49:13,491
They're from Harrison.
Did he come into the shop? Wow.
766
00:49:14,159 --> 00:49:15,868
Did you meet him?
767
00:49:16,036 --> 00:49:18,621
I kind of need to talk to you.
Do you have a second?
768
00:49:19,498 --> 00:49:20,998
Yeah, sure.
769
00:49:21,166 --> 00:49:23,542
Edison, you're in charge.
770
00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:32,510
BOY: Recess. Let's party.
-Sit down, and be quiet. Got that?
771
00:49:32,678 --> 00:49:35,012
I'm just glad you got to see them.
They're so cute.
772
00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:37,473
-Yeah. They're great.
-Hey, guess what.
773
00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:40,726
I got a flight. I'm leaving at 5:30.
I'll be there by dinner.
774
00:49:40,894 --> 00:49:44,021
You know what, actually,
I don't think it's a good idea.
775
00:49:44,189 --> 00:49:47,400
-Why? lt was your idea.
-Well, sometimes l have bad ideas.
776
00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:48,818
It was a genius idea.
777
00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:51,821
-Mr. Bouquet, what about my flowers?
-ls everything okay?
778
00:49:51,989 --> 00:49:55,950
-l gave you $1 3.
-Oh, right. I remember.
779
00:49:56,118 --> 00:49:59,745
Yeah, they're probably on the truck.
Don't worry, man, they'll be here soon.
780
00:49:59,913 --> 00:50:04,000
Edison, l've known Mr. Bouquet
for a long, long time.
781
00:50:04,167 --> 00:50:07,420
If he tells you your flowers are gonna
be here, then they will be here.
782
00:50:07,587 --> 00:50:11,007
Just give me 30 seconds.
Hold down the fort. l'll be right back.
783
00:50:11,425 --> 00:50:13,259
Don't get on the plane.
784
00:50:14,886 --> 00:50:15,928
Why not?
785
00:50:18,765 --> 00:50:20,391
You're sweet.
786
00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:22,560
Is this because Harrison
came into the shop?
787
00:50:23,937 --> 00:50:28,441
And it made you realize that things
could change between us.
788
00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:30,443
No, it's not about me.
789
00:50:30,610 --> 00:50:33,904
Because up to now, all these years,
I've just been there for you.
790
00:50:34,072 --> 00:50:36,115
And with Morley, if she works late...
791
00:50:36,283 --> 00:50:38,826
...if you wanna see a bad movie
she doesn't wanna see...
792
00:50:38,994 --> 00:50:41,996
...or if you wanna have junk food
that she's not gonna have...
793
00:50:42,164 --> 00:50:45,291
-...I'm clearly your go-to girl.
-And you're the best.
794
00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:49,462
And now, there's this guy in the mix.
And he's not just a guy...
795
00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:51,714
...he's a man.
796
00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:54,592
-You're afraid he's gonna steal me?
-No. When he came in--
797
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,427
Because, listen, since I--
798
00:50:56,595 --> 00:50:58,012
[CHILDREN CHATTERlNG]
799
00:50:59,306 --> 00:51:01,265
-l'm your buddy. Don't worry.
-l know.
800
00:51:01,433 --> 00:51:03,059
I'm not going anywhere.
801
00:51:05,687 --> 00:51:08,355
But thanks for coming. l'll call you later.
802
00:51:08,523 --> 00:51:10,983
Hey, what's happening in here?
Get back in your seat!
803
00:51:11,151 --> 00:51:12,568
What in the-- Stop that.
804
00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:15,988
Get back. That is enough.
805
00:51:16,156 --> 00:51:19,200
Have you lost your minds?
To your seat. That's it, that's it.
806
00:51:19,367 --> 00:51:22,495
I can't talk right now!
I'll have to call you later!
807
00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:26,040
Break it up. Let's go. Come on.
808
00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:34,006
Stop it. Stop looking at me like that.
I tried to tell her.
809
00:51:34,174 --> 00:51:36,217
Not hard enough, Reed.
810
00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:38,803
-You don't know.
-Oh, l don't know?
811
00:51:38,970 --> 00:51:41,305
No, you've never seen her sad.
812
00:51:41,473 --> 00:51:44,141
She looks like an abandoned puppy dog
when she cries.
813
00:51:44,309 --> 00:51:45,643
I'm not gonna do that to her.
814
00:51:45,811 --> 00:51:48,813
Especially not today.
I'm not gonna ruin Valentine's Day for her.
815
00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:53,567
I know what day it is. We got a van full
of flowers. At least hurry up. We're behind.
816
00:51:53,735 --> 00:51:55,486
You can't rush love.
817
00:51:55,654 --> 00:52:00,282
I'm gonna drop this off in the bedroom
before Morley gets home. l'll be right back.
818
00:52:00,867 --> 00:52:02,993
He's not gonna hurry.
819
00:52:03,453 --> 00:52:04,495
I'm gonna fish.
820
00:52:04,663 --> 00:52:06,122
[BELL RINGS]
821
00:52:15,006 --> 00:52:17,508
-Hey, how was your day?
-Go, go.
822
00:52:17,676 --> 00:52:18,717
-What--?
-Go!
823
00:52:18,885 --> 00:52:20,052
No, wait.
824
00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:24,890
-l want to get out of here.
-Okay, breathe. Like l taught you.
825
00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:27,059
All right, now tell me what's wrong.
826
00:52:27,686 --> 00:52:29,311
She doesn't know l love her.
827
00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:32,064
She didn't get her flowers.
She doesn't know.
828
00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:36,068
I need to make things right.
Will you please help me, Grace? Please?
829
00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:38,988
Of course. But first, soccer.
830
00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:45,411
Hang on. Okay, I can hear you now.
831
00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:50,541
Okay. lt's gonna be me all alone
at my own party.
832
00:52:50,709 --> 00:52:54,879
Nobody R.S.V.P.'s. lt's L.A. Everyone wants
you to think they have a life.
833
00:52:55,046 --> 00:52:58,132
-l hate you being so in love.
-Oh, l know. Thank you.
834
00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:01,844
Speaking of which, l am going to
San Francisco. Sorry l won't be there.
835
00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:05,890
Whack the heart for me, honey.
I gotta go. Bye.
836
00:53:10,228 --> 00:53:11,270
[DOG BARKlNG]
837
00:53:11,438 --> 00:53:13,939
REED:
Carmine, relax. It's me.
838
00:53:15,775 --> 00:53:16,901
-Hey.
-Reed.
839
00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:22,114
What are you doing here? Are you okay?
Is it--?
840
00:53:27,287 --> 00:53:29,205
I'm sorry.
841
00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:31,457
I love you.
842
00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:36,128
But l'm just not ready
for this kind of commitment.
843
00:53:36,588 --> 00:53:40,216
And l didn't know that this morning.
844
00:53:43,303 --> 00:53:45,095
No, it's okay.
845
00:53:46,097 --> 00:53:48,599
I shouldn't have rushed it. We can wait.
846
00:53:48,767 --> 00:53:50,893
You didn't do anything wrong.
847
00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:53,979
I shouldn't have been surprised
when you asked.
848
00:53:54,147 --> 00:53:57,024
I should be thinking
about our future together.
849
00:53:57,192 --> 00:54:00,069
But l'm still focused on my future.
850
00:54:01,488 --> 00:54:04,823
Look, you can still have your career,
baby.
851
00:54:04,991 --> 00:54:09,954
We're getting married.
We're not becoming monks or something.
852
00:54:10,121 --> 00:54:14,333
And then there's the whole thing
with my parents' horrible....
853
00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:18,087
Your parents? Wait a second. Just because
your parents had a bad divorce...
854
00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:20,881
...does not mean that you're going to have
a bad divorce.
855
00:54:21,049 --> 00:54:24,510
They're not hereditary.
It's not like it's contagious, all right?
856
00:54:25,303 --> 00:54:27,304
You're not getting it.
857
00:54:27,472 --> 00:54:31,976
You know, the first phone call l made
after you proposed was to my office.
858
00:54:32,143 --> 00:54:34,478
To confirm my 1 0:00 meeting.
859
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:44,238
It's really beautiful.
860
00:54:46,491 --> 00:54:48,450
For someone else.
861
00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:57,459
Don't worry. lt's--
862
00:54:58,461 --> 00:55:00,713
Me and Carmine will be fine. Won't we?
863
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,881
Won't we, Carmine?
864
00:55:03,383 --> 00:55:04,717
Right, baby?
865
00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:11,724
Carmine, come. Come here.
866
00:55:15,353 --> 00:55:19,189
Okay, all right. Yeah. Okay....
867
00:55:33,455 --> 00:55:35,539
Did you even consider marrying me?
868
00:55:36,249 --> 00:55:38,292
Of course I did.
869
00:55:39,586 --> 00:55:44,882
But when you ask a girl to marry you,
do you want her to just consider it?
870
00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:47,676
Or do you want her to just know?
871
00:55:52,932 --> 00:55:55,934
MAN [ON RADlO]:
It's Romeo Midnight, back again.
872
00:55:56,102 --> 00:55:59,938
And if those topsy-turvy feelings
have got you twisted inside-out...
873
00:56:00,106 --> 00:56:03,609
...think of the poet Rumi,
who 800 years ago said:
874
00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:08,113
"All we really want
is love's confusing joy."
875
00:56:08,281 --> 00:56:10,199
Amen, brother.
876
00:56:10,617 --> 00:56:12,618
She was there, huh?
877
00:56:13,119 --> 00:56:14,787
Is that it?
878
00:56:17,624 --> 00:56:19,208
So this, you believe.
879
00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:22,169
You don't buy it
when she says yes to me...
880
00:56:22,462 --> 00:56:24,421
...but when she dumps me...
881
00:56:24,589 --> 00:56:27,174
...that you can wrap your head around.
882
00:56:27,342 --> 00:56:29,093
I had a feeling.
883
00:56:30,136 --> 00:56:32,721
-Excuse me?
-That it wasn't right, Reed.
884
00:56:32,889 --> 00:56:36,892
-Man, you know, an inkling.
-An inkling?
885
00:56:37,644 --> 00:56:42,272
You had an inkling,
and you kept it to yourself?
886
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,317
[SPEAKING IN SPANlSH]
887
00:56:48,321 --> 00:56:51,740
You don't keep inklings to yourself.
You share them. You're like:
888
00:56:51,908 --> 00:56:53,367
"Hey, guy. I got an inkling...
889
00:56:53,535 --> 00:56:56,995
...you're headed for a fall here."
That's what friends do.
890
00:56:57,163 --> 00:57:00,457
That's common knowledge.
It's in the damn handbook.
891
00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:04,670
I'm sorry, Reed. You're right.
892
00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:07,506
I gotta stop Julia, don't I?
893
00:57:07,674 --> 00:57:11,260
If it's the damn handbook,
I think you better.
894
00:57:13,847 --> 00:57:14,847
Now, let's go.
895
00:57:21,229 --> 00:57:22,729
WOMAN:
Next.
896
00:57:23,648 --> 00:57:26,483
JULlA: l'm going to visit my boyfriend.
I'm surprising him.
897
00:57:26,651 --> 00:57:30,112
-Oh, yeah. Guys love surprises.
-ls that sarcasm?
898
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:33,657
I surprised my husband once.
Now he's my ex-husband.
899
00:57:33,825 --> 00:57:36,702
-Oh, that sucks--
-Yes. Never touch security, ma'am.
900
00:57:36,870 --> 00:57:39,538
-Yes, ma'am. Copy that.
-Okay.
901
00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:44,418
-Next.
-Have a nice day.
902
00:57:44,586 --> 00:57:46,211
You too, ma'am.
903
00:57:49,591 --> 00:57:53,385
I never had a inkling before.
I didn't know what to do with it.
904
00:57:53,553 --> 00:57:55,387
We gotta get to the airport.
905
00:57:55,555 --> 00:57:58,557
-Oh, shit. The flowers.
-Well, l'll deliver them. You go.
906
00:57:58,725 --> 00:58:00,726
I don't have a car. All l have is this van.
907
00:58:00,894 --> 00:58:04,521
My cousin Flaco lives nearby. He's got
a car you can borrow. lt's a Chevy.
908
00:58:04,689 --> 00:58:05,981
Yeah?
909
00:58:06,149 --> 00:58:07,858
A hybrid.
910
00:58:25,418 --> 00:58:27,211
Right over there.
911
00:58:31,841 --> 00:58:35,886
Guy leaves. I said, "We can't take the dog."
He says, "You know, he'll be right back--"
912
00:58:36,054 --> 00:58:38,805
Hi. I need your first ticket...
913
00:58:38,973 --> 00:58:43,602
-...out of terminal G to San Francisco.
-This counter for oversized items.
914
00:58:43,770 --> 00:58:46,772
Right. I-- But you sell tickets.
915
00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:50,275
-This counter for oversized items.
-But you sell tickets, right?
916
00:58:50,443 --> 00:58:54,780
That counter is for oversized people
this counter is for oversized items, okay?
917
00:58:54,948 --> 00:58:57,115
Okay, here's my luggage.
918
00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:00,285
Now it's a matched set.
919
00:59:00,453 --> 00:59:03,163
Buddy, I'm 52 and l'm wearing
a bright blue shirt to work.
920
00:59:03,331 --> 00:59:06,959
-Please don't make me madder than l am.
-l'm sorry.
921
00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:12,214
-There's this girl.
-Don't tell me...
922
00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:15,050
...that'll take the fun out of guessing.
Gonna be tough.
923
00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:18,428
There's a very pretty girl,
and she's about to get on a big airplane.
924
00:59:18,596 --> 00:59:22,140
And if you don't stop her,
she'll never know how you really feel.
925
00:59:22,809 --> 00:59:24,685
-Not exactly.
-What am l missing?
926
00:59:24,852 --> 00:59:27,896
If she gets on the plane,
she's gonna find out the hard way...
927
00:59:28,064 --> 00:59:31,441
...that the guy
that she thinks she's in love with...
928
00:59:31,609 --> 00:59:35,320
-...is a spineless, lying creep.
-That's no good.
929
00:59:35,488 --> 00:59:37,614
No, it is no good,
and l can't let that happen.
930
00:59:37,782 --> 00:59:41,952
Because this girl, she is great.
She's like....
931
00:59:43,037 --> 00:59:44,746
Like sunshine.
932
00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:47,791
Everything is better when she's there.
933
00:59:47,959 --> 00:59:53,505
I can't stand the idea of some jerk
hurting her. I just can't. I can't.
934
00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:55,007
[DOG BARKlNG]
935
00:59:55,174 --> 00:59:56,550
Can you please be quiet...
936
00:59:56,718 --> 01:00:01,930
...so this nice young man
can sell me a ticket. Please?
937
01:00:02,473 --> 01:00:04,266
Take it easy.
938
01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:06,685
Here, this'll get you
to any gate in the place.
939
01:00:06,853 --> 01:00:09,563
-She's like sunshine, huh?
-Yeah.
940
01:00:09,731 --> 01:00:12,608
Well, in that case, it's on me.
Go on, get out of here.
941
01:00:12,775 --> 01:00:16,361
Thank you.
942
01:00:39,218 --> 01:00:42,387
Right this way. Come on. Let me see.
943
01:00:44,515 --> 01:00:45,932
All right.
944
01:00:49,812 --> 01:00:51,688
Hey, sir. Sir.
945
01:00:51,856 --> 01:00:53,815
-Just a moment, sir.
WOMAN [OVER SPEAKER]: Attention please.
946
01:00:53,983 --> 01:00:55,692
Flight 464 to San Francisco...
947
01:00:55,860 --> 01:00:58,695
...is now boarding at gate 1 3
in terminal G.
948
01:01:00,907 --> 01:01:05,077
The-- The man left his shoes.
Mister, the man forgot his shoes.
949
01:01:05,244 --> 01:01:06,578
We've got a Code Foxtrot.
950
01:01:06,746 --> 01:01:09,373
-Excuse me. excuse me!
-We've got a Code Foxtrot.
951
01:01:11,834 --> 01:01:13,251
Oh, on Mount Tam?
952
01:01:13,419 --> 01:01:16,088
Do you think? Because l heard
there's a little restaurant--
953
01:01:16,255 --> 01:01:19,591
He's a friend of mine. It's okay.
What are you doing?
954
01:01:19,759 --> 01:01:21,885
-Just--
-Where are your shoes? Are you okay?
955
01:01:22,053 --> 01:01:23,178
He's married.
956
01:01:24,555 --> 01:01:27,599
-What?
-Harrison. He's married.
957
01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:30,435
He was married, and now he's divorced.
958
01:01:30,603 --> 01:01:33,730
No. He's still married. Her name is Pamela.
They live in Brentwood.
959
01:01:33,898 --> 01:01:36,024
I know because I delivered flowers to her.
960
01:01:36,442 --> 01:01:38,819
I tried to tell you at the school.
961
01:01:39,278 --> 01:01:42,781
Did he say was his current wife?
"l'm sending flowers to my current wife"?
962
01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:44,449
He didn't have to. I could tell.
963
01:01:44,617 --> 01:01:47,285
Like you could tell
that my old boyfriend Eddie was gay.
964
01:01:47,453 --> 01:01:50,122
-Eddie was gay.
-Eddie is married with two beautiful kids.
965
01:01:50,289 --> 01:01:53,041
-Eddie has a cat named Babs.
-You've tried to talk me...
966
01:01:53,209 --> 01:01:57,003
-...out of every boyfriend since we've met.
-l'm telling you the truth. l promise.
967
01:01:57,171 --> 01:01:58,422
I'm going.
968
01:01:58,589 --> 01:02:00,966
No, hang on, hang on.
Come here, come here.
969
01:02:01,134 --> 01:02:03,218
Why, hello there. I'm with security.
970
01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:05,804
Do you think that Morley
and l belong together?
971
01:02:07,306 --> 01:02:10,267
-What does that have to do with anything?
-Just tell me. Do you?
972
01:02:10,435 --> 01:02:13,145
I don't know.
If you love her and if she loves you--
973
01:02:13,312 --> 01:02:15,939
-Answer the question.
-Fine.
974
01:02:17,692 --> 01:02:19,151
No.
975
01:02:20,361 --> 01:02:23,447
-Personally, l don't see it.
-That's what l'm doing here.
976
01:02:23,614 --> 01:02:26,408
Because apparently everyone
and their mother felt that way...
977
01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:28,493
...but nobody had the guts to tell me.
978
01:02:29,287 --> 01:02:32,539
And now, I'm left with some stupid ring
and an empty closet...
979
01:02:32,707 --> 01:02:37,669
...and an ache in my gut the size of Texas
because nobody told me.
980
01:02:38,671 --> 01:02:41,631
-She left you.
-Today.
981
01:02:44,677 --> 01:02:45,802
I'm sorry.
982
01:02:45,970 --> 01:02:51,016
This will serve as your final boarding call
for flight 464 to San Francisco.
983
01:03:03,112 --> 01:03:07,699
-l don't want this to happen to you.
-l'm sorry about Morley...
984
01:03:08,242 --> 01:03:10,035
...but l'm going to see my boyfriend.
985
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,537
You know it's the truth.
986
01:03:17,001 --> 01:03:18,877
Sir, your shoes are still at security.
987
01:03:19,712 --> 01:03:21,546
We're not allowed to touch them.
988
01:03:21,714 --> 01:03:26,468
Sir, what kind of man takes his shoes off
and leave them off in public?
989
01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:29,554
Now, you know,
it's some nasty stuff on these floors, sir.
990
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:42,901
Whoa.
991
01:03:45,488 --> 01:03:46,988
Sorry.
992
01:03:58,417 --> 01:04:02,087
WOMAN: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure
you've noticed we're experiencing turbulence.
993
01:04:02,255 --> 01:04:05,090
Nothing to be concerned about
but the captain has turned on...
994
01:04:05,258 --> 01:04:06,800
...the seat belt sign for safety.
995
01:04:06,968 --> 01:04:09,636
Please return to your seats
until we pass through this...
996
01:04:09,804 --> 01:04:12,639
-...which should be in just a few minutes.
-Yeah.
997
01:04:12,974 --> 01:04:14,432
-Yeah.
-l'll just put it there.
998
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,142
Watch your hands.
999
01:04:20,773 --> 01:04:22,357
You look very pretty.
1000
01:04:23,192 --> 01:04:24,776
Thank you.
1001
01:04:25,069 --> 01:04:26,111
-Are you nervous?
-Yes.
1002
01:04:26,279 --> 01:04:29,531
No reason to be. The minute you walk
through that door nothing else...
1003
01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:30,782
...is gonna matter.
1004
01:04:31,325 --> 01:04:32,784
Thank you.
1005
01:04:35,246 --> 01:04:37,747
Franklin rules!
1006
01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:41,293
Hey, Edison, wanna warm up together?
1007
01:04:41,460 --> 01:04:44,629
Yeah, Edison.
Warm up with your girlfriend.
1008
01:04:44,797 --> 01:04:47,090
Grow up, Franklin.
1009
01:04:48,175 --> 01:04:50,302
Are you gonna watch
Discovery Channel tonight?
1010
01:04:50,469 --> 01:04:53,013
-lt's about giraffes.
-No, I can't.
1011
01:04:53,180 --> 01:04:55,098
I have to work at my mother's restaurant.
1012
01:04:56,183 --> 01:04:58,310
-The one with the pointy towers?
-Yeah.
1013
01:04:58,477 --> 01:05:00,228
I went there for your birthday party.
1014
01:05:00,771 --> 01:05:03,982
It's a busy night for us. We have a wedding,
and a party for people...
1015
01:05:04,150 --> 01:05:05,650
...who hate Valentine's Day.
1016
01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:09,237
-Why hate Valentine's Day?
-l don't know.
1017
01:05:09,405 --> 01:05:12,657
We have it every year,
and it's all of Miss Fitzpatrick's friends.
1018
01:05:12,825 --> 01:05:14,075
Really?
1019
01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:16,828
Not in Franklin's house!
1020
01:05:16,996 --> 01:05:19,122
Come on, the game's starting!
1021
01:05:28,007 --> 01:05:30,926
-Edison, what the heck is wrong with you?
-l'm in love.
1022
01:05:31,093 --> 01:05:33,845
So am l, but I can move my feet.
1023
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:44,689
Did you see it?
I went like this with my head.
1024
01:05:44,857 --> 01:05:48,860
I kicked the ball with my head!
Didn't you see it?
1025
01:05:49,695 --> 01:05:54,532
WOMAN: Oh, l did see it, honey.
Mommy's so proud of you.
1026
01:05:55,326 --> 01:05:57,369
Let's go find Daddy.
1027
01:06:00,915 --> 01:06:04,042
I'm Kelvin Moore. Happy Valentine's Day.
1028
01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:06,044
MAN:
Welcome to the famous Hollywood Stars--
1029
01:06:06,212 --> 01:06:07,712
WOMAN:
Don't you know who I am, huh?
1030
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:10,548
-You think l wouldn't find you here?
-What are you doing?
1031
01:06:10,716 --> 01:06:12,759
-l'm trying to work.
-Look at this, everyone!
1032
01:06:12,927 --> 01:06:15,387
This is not in-- This isn't for pictures.
1033
01:06:15,554 --> 01:06:18,556
Miss. Oh, mother, what's going on?
Why so--?
1034
01:06:18,724 --> 01:06:20,642
"Cisco Martinez is a cheating rat."
1035
01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:23,186
She's loco.
I don't know what she's talking about.
1036
01:06:23,354 --> 01:06:27,232
-No, rata. You rata!
-Cisco! Cisco!
1037
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,318
-What are you doing? This is--
-Oh, she kneed him in the gonads.
1038
01:06:30,486 --> 01:06:32,654
My goodness, I feel for you.
The Dodger Dog.
1039
01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:34,239
-l'm okay.
WOMAN: Sleeping with them?
1040
01:06:34,407 --> 01:06:36,032
Anyway, my name is Kelvin Moore.
1041
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,284
Happy Valentine's Day.
KVLA, channel 1 3.
1042
01:06:38,452 --> 01:06:39,703
[PHONE BUZZlNG]
1043
01:06:39,870 --> 01:06:41,371
We done?
1044
01:06:42,581 --> 01:06:45,166
Got a text. Sean Jackson
is calling a press conference.
1045
01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:48,086
This could be my exclusive, okay?
Listen, keep filming.
1046
01:06:48,254 --> 01:06:51,256
All right, do some B-roll
or something like that, all right?
1047
01:06:51,716 --> 01:06:53,508
GREG:
No worries, boss.
1048
01:06:55,594 --> 01:06:57,595
It's my day.
1049
01:06:58,556 --> 01:07:01,433
Hey, listen, l need to be able
to talk to Kara for two seconds.
1050
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:04,936
I already gave you everything on the
press conference, so we are good.
1051
01:07:05,104 --> 01:07:09,107
I'm trying to do something special.
Look at the profile. I'm from KVLA.
1052
01:07:09,275 --> 01:07:11,693
-The number two sports guy.
-On my way to number one.
1053
01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:14,279
I wanted to ask her one question
about Sean Jackson.
1054
01:07:14,447 --> 01:07:17,449
I need to be able to ask Sean Jackson
one question on camera.
1055
01:07:17,616 --> 01:07:19,743
She's on a conference call,
she's very busy.
1056
01:07:19,910 --> 01:07:21,578
-l don't know if l can--
-My bladder.
1057
01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:24,789
I gotta use the bathroom. Got a bathroom?
Oh, l dropped my notes.
1058
01:07:24,957 --> 01:07:27,959
-No. You can't just barge into an-- Kara.
-Kara.
1059
01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:30,378
-Damn.
-Oh, Kara. Are you okay?
1060
01:07:30,546 --> 01:07:33,757
-Oh, do l look okay?
-Should we call a doctor?
1061
01:07:33,924 --> 01:07:35,300
No, it's this day.
1062
01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:37,886
Christmas, New Year's, Fourth of July,
she's fine.
1063
01:07:38,054 --> 01:07:41,973
-Valentine's Day, not so good.
-What are you doing tonight, Kelvin?
1064
01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:47,604
I'm actually here about the Sean Jackson
interview, but we could talk.
1065
01:07:47,772 --> 01:07:52,233
Relax, l'm not asking you out.
I'm just curious.
1066
01:07:52,401 --> 01:07:57,655
How are you spending
this happiest of all days?
1067
01:07:58,199 --> 01:08:00,408
-Let me just....
-You don't wanna call somebody?
1068
01:08:00,576 --> 01:08:02,786
I just wanna know if, in fact...
1069
01:08:02,953 --> 01:08:07,457
...l am the only person
on the whole freaking planet...
1070
01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:12,921
...who is completely
and 1 00-percent alone on Valentine's Day.
1071
01:08:13,839 --> 01:08:15,173
I asked you a question.
1072
01:08:15,883 --> 01:08:17,926
Yeah. I'm working.
1073
01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:20,845
I got three telecasts: 9, 1 0, and 1 1 :00.
1074
01:08:21,013 --> 01:08:25,308
Usually, I do two, but people want it off,
so l'm happy to cover for them on this day.
1075
01:08:25,726 --> 01:08:27,977
You don't like to go out
on Valentine's Day?
1076
01:08:28,145 --> 01:08:30,522
-l hate it.
-Me too.
1077
01:08:31,023 --> 01:08:34,234
It's my fault l'm alone.
I'm neurotic to the nth degree.
1078
01:08:34,401 --> 01:08:36,194
I don't have time to work on myself...
1079
01:08:36,362 --> 01:08:38,863
...because I'm too busy
fixing everyone else.
1080
01:08:39,031 --> 01:08:41,574
-Right.
-My closest relationship...
1081
01:08:41,742 --> 01:08:43,451
...is with my BlackBerry.
1082
01:08:43,619 --> 01:08:45,703
-Right.
-Thank God it vibrates.
1083
01:08:45,871 --> 01:08:47,330
-Oh, no.
-But do you know...
1084
01:08:47,498 --> 01:08:49,749
-...who has always been there for me?
-Who's that?
1085
01:08:49,917 --> 01:08:53,878
-My best friend: Candy.
-There's somebody.
1086
01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:57,048
I cannot get enough.
And l know it's bad...
1087
01:08:57,216 --> 01:08:58,424
-Kara.
-...but I need it.
1088
01:08:58,592 --> 01:09:01,386
I need it, and there is not a shortage
on Valentine's Day.
1089
01:09:01,554 --> 01:09:03,304
And that is my future.
1090
01:09:03,472 --> 01:09:07,016
I'll be a lonely old lady
with rotting teeth.
1091
01:09:07,184 --> 01:09:10,145
-No, no, no. No, you're not.
-And a chocolate mustache.
1092
01:09:12,690 --> 01:09:14,941
[KARA SOBS]
1093
01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:18,111
Okay, maybe you should try some tofu
or something.
1094
01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:21,739
Okay. lt'll balance out your emotions.
1095
01:09:21,907 --> 01:09:24,117
I don't want a mustache.
1096
01:09:25,327 --> 01:09:26,911
You'll look hot with a mustache.
1097
01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:30,373
Or without it. lt doesn't matter.
1098
01:09:38,924 --> 01:09:42,927
-You can let go of me now.
-Yeah, I should.
1099
01:09:43,095 --> 01:09:45,513
-Well, l guess we're done here.
-All right.
1100
01:09:45,681 --> 01:09:46,931
You can check with Heather.
1101
01:09:47,099 --> 01:09:49,767
-She'll validate your parking.
-You have a blessed day.
1102
01:09:52,271 --> 01:09:53,897
MAN:
On your mark.
1103
01:09:54,064 --> 01:09:55,231
Get set.
1104
01:09:59,987 --> 01:10:02,614
GREG: l'm Greg Gilkins at
my old high school, Henderson High...
1105
01:10:02,781 --> 01:10:04,616
...and today's subject: young love.
1106
01:10:04,783 --> 01:10:08,745
I'm joined by Felicia, whose boyfriend,
Willy, will be joining us shortly.
1107
01:10:08,913 --> 01:10:12,290
-Felicia, if he's the star athlete, you are...?
-Not the cheerleader.
1108
01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:15,710
-l'm on the dance team.
-Maybe you could show us a little bit.
1109
01:10:15,878 --> 01:10:17,754
Five, six, seven, eight.
1110
01:10:24,094 --> 01:10:26,137
GREG:
Don't hurt yourself.
1111
01:10:26,305 --> 01:10:28,139
-Yes.
GREG: l haven't seen moves like that...
1112
01:10:28,307 --> 01:10:31,643
...since the '94 Northridge quake.
You guys are--
1113
01:10:34,855 --> 01:10:37,315
How do you feel about each other
this Valentine's Day?
1114
01:10:37,483 --> 01:10:40,109
-Oh, my gosh. l totally love him.
-l'm crazy about her.
1115
01:10:40,277 --> 01:10:42,737
Willy, what is it about her
that makes you so happy?
1116
01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:46,032
Well, she's beautiful,
she makes me laugh...
1117
01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:48,159
-...and she does my geometry.
-Bonus.
1118
01:10:48,327 --> 01:10:49,327
-Yep.
-And, Felicia...
1119
01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:51,412
...what is it about Willy that's so cool?
1120
01:10:51,580 --> 01:10:55,375
What, besides the fact that he's totally hot?
He's an amazing athlete.
1121
01:10:55,542 --> 01:10:57,669
Go show them, babe.
Go show them, go show them.
1122
01:10:57,836 --> 01:10:59,796
He's so good.
1123
01:11:01,382 --> 01:11:03,132
[CHEERING]
1124
01:11:03,342 --> 01:11:07,804
How about this? l cook her dinner and then
serve it to her in front of a fireplace.
1125
01:11:07,972 --> 01:11:10,431
-That says romance.
-That says cheap-o.
1126
01:11:10,599 --> 01:11:11,641
Okay, not a problem.
1127
01:11:11,809 --> 01:11:14,435
I got her tickets to the movie
at the Hollywood Cemetery.
1128
01:11:14,603 --> 01:11:16,938
Oh, yeah. Chicks love the cemetery...
1129
01:11:17,106 --> 01:11:20,024
-...on Valentine's Day.
-Don't you think you should get a gift?
1130
01:11:20,192 --> 01:11:23,861
Gift? l'm supposed to get her a Prius?
We've been dating for like two weeks.
1131
01:11:24,613 --> 01:11:26,155
Is there a two-week gift?
1132
01:11:26,323 --> 01:11:28,700
If you want there to be a third week
there is.
1133
01:11:28,867 --> 01:11:31,494
-So how did you guys meet?
-lt's really funny, actually.
1134
01:11:31,662 --> 01:11:33,246
Like, l was not into him at first.
1135
01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:35,832
He used to shoot spit wads at me
in Spanish class...
1136
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,625
...which is, like, so junior high.
1137
01:11:38,544 --> 01:11:41,504
But then one night I was brushing out
my hair when l got home...
1138
01:11:41,672 --> 01:11:44,674
...and l found this spit wad,
but it was really a note.
1139
01:11:44,842 --> 01:11:48,678
And it said, "What's up?"
And l was like, "That is so cute."
1140
01:11:48,846 --> 01:11:49,887
And then I liked him.
1141
01:11:57,396 --> 01:12:01,065
Oh, my God. Baby, are you okay?
Walk it off, baby. Just walk it off.
1142
01:12:02,192 --> 01:12:04,736
You're still hot, baby. You're still hot.
1143
01:12:04,903 --> 01:12:07,947
GREG: He rolled out of that like a ninja.
-He's usually good at those.
1144
01:12:08,115 --> 01:12:10,575
He's quite the athlete,
you're quite the dancer, huh?
1145
01:12:10,743 --> 01:12:14,662
-Five, six, seven, eight!
-No, I think-- I think we're okay.
1146
01:12:14,830 --> 01:12:17,206
Oh, we haven't seen that one.
1147
01:12:17,541 --> 01:12:20,001
-Way to go. She tell you the spit-wad story?
GREG: She did.
1148
01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:22,128
-Yeah, she's mushy like that.
-You like it.
1149
01:12:22,296 --> 01:12:24,505
-l know.
-Oh, l miss high school.
1150
01:12:25,466 --> 01:12:28,384
There you have it, young love.
Full of promise, full of hope...
1151
01:12:28,552 --> 01:12:32,472
...ignorant of reality. From Henderson High
on Valentine's Day, I'm Greg Gilkins.
1152
01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:34,599
Okay.
1153
01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:37,935
Sorry, Mr. E., but they can't get your
flowers delivered today...
1154
01:12:38,103 --> 01:12:42,523
-...but they'll figure it out tomorrow.
-No, it has to be today. It has to.
1155
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:46,819
Oh, just let him go.
Let him go, let him go, let him go.
1156
01:12:46,987 --> 01:12:51,115
I'll tell you, today's a lot of pressure for
anyone, let alone a little kid. Come on.
1157
01:12:51,867 --> 01:12:55,286
Tell me about it. l haven't been having
the best day myself.
1158
01:12:59,124 --> 01:13:01,376
Is everything okay with Alex?
1159
01:13:01,543 --> 01:13:04,587
-Not really.
-Uh-oh. What happened?
1160
01:13:06,090 --> 01:13:09,467
Alex and I were supposed to...
1161
01:13:09,843 --> 01:13:10,885
...have sex today.
1162
01:13:13,555 --> 01:13:15,765
For the first time. For both of us.
1163
01:13:16,934 --> 01:13:19,811
I wanted it to be magical,
and l'm realizing that...
1164
01:13:19,978 --> 01:13:22,480
...it's hard to plan something
to be magical, you know?
1165
01:13:22,648 --> 01:13:26,567
-Yes, that it is.
-Love can't be planned.
1166
01:13:26,735 --> 01:13:29,654
It's not love she is talking about, Edgar.
It is sex.
1167
01:13:29,822 --> 01:13:31,072
GRACE:
He's going to Stanford.
1168
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:34,826
I'm going to Yale.
And it's just hit me recently that...
1169
01:13:34,993 --> 01:13:37,161
...it's gonna be really hard
to stay together.
1170
01:13:37,329 --> 01:13:41,207
So l guess l thought that if we had
this amazing thing connecting us...
1171
01:13:41,375 --> 01:13:44,085
...it'd make it easier, somehow,
but I don't know...
1172
01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:47,505
...hearing myself say it out loud,
it all sounds really stupid.
1173
01:13:47,673 --> 01:13:51,509
And it's not like l'm gonna sleep with
one person for the rest of my life, right?
1174
01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:53,594
I mean, that's just crazy. Who does that?
1175
01:13:53,762 --> 01:13:58,433
-Oh, crazy people like us. We did.
-No.
1176
01:14:00,185 --> 01:14:04,522
-That's amazing.
-Well, granted, it was a different time...
1177
01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:08,359
...and people weren't as promiscuous
as they are now.
1178
01:14:08,527 --> 01:14:11,863
And there were times we spent
long periods apart, but we managed.
1179
01:14:12,030 --> 01:14:15,908
I'm not saying it was easy
or suggesting it for you.
1180
01:14:16,076 --> 01:14:18,286
Just saying it's possible.
1181
01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:22,039
And actually, we're gonna renew our vows
this spring, right?
1182
01:14:25,043 --> 01:14:26,586
[PHONE RlNGING]
1183
01:14:26,753 --> 01:14:30,006
-Would you excuse us a minute?
GRACE: Yeah. I'm gonna take this.
1184
01:14:30,716 --> 01:14:34,927
Hey. No, I'm just at Edgar and Estelle's.
What are you doing?
1185
01:14:37,639 --> 01:14:41,434
Alex, l gotta tell you something.
1186
01:14:41,602 --> 01:14:43,644
I don't know if today's the day.
1187
01:14:43,812 --> 01:14:46,230
I want it to be special,
you want it to be special...
1188
01:14:46,398 --> 01:14:50,818
...and, you know, we tried
to make it special, but, you know....
1189
01:14:51,403 --> 01:14:54,614
Do you wanna go back there and see
my mom after what happened earlier?
1190
01:14:54,781 --> 01:14:56,199
I don't think so.
1191
01:14:58,827 --> 01:15:02,079
All right, well, okay.
1192
01:15:02,247 --> 01:15:03,706
Um....
1193
01:15:03,874 --> 01:15:06,375
You know what, Alex, sorry.
I need to call you back.
1194
01:15:06,543 --> 01:15:08,503
I have to go. I'll call you later. Bye.
1195
01:15:12,925 --> 01:15:13,925
Edison!
1196
01:15:32,110 --> 01:15:36,447
Remember when you went away
to Florida to build the apartments?
1197
01:15:36,615 --> 01:15:39,450
You remember that.
And you were gone a very long time.
1198
01:15:39,618 --> 01:15:40,910
Yes.
1199
01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:43,913
You were gone so long.
1200
01:15:44,248 --> 01:15:45,915
I was so lonely.
1201
01:15:47,417 --> 01:15:49,210
And....
1202
01:15:49,378 --> 01:15:54,757
Well, Joey came over. lt was my birthday,
and he brought flowers, and--
1203
01:15:54,925 --> 01:15:57,760
-l sent you flowers, hon.
-Yes, you did.
1204
01:15:57,928 --> 01:16:00,054
And champagne.
1205
01:16:00,222 --> 01:16:02,223
Joey? Wait a minute.
1206
01:16:02,391 --> 01:16:04,141
-Joey Keenan?
-Yes.
1207
01:16:04,309 --> 01:16:06,602
-My business partner.
-That's right.
1208
01:16:08,272 --> 01:16:11,065
And we sat and we talked
and we had dinner, and we....
1209
01:16:12,651 --> 01:16:14,485
And then....
1210
01:16:16,321 --> 01:16:19,156
It wasn't anything at first. And....
1211
01:16:19,324 --> 01:16:23,744
-You had an affair.
-Yes. But it didn't last long, Edgar.
1212
01:16:23,912 --> 01:16:27,164
Didn't last long,
and we regretted it very much.
1213
01:16:27,332 --> 01:16:29,333
I'm so sorry.
1214
01:16:35,007 --> 01:16:38,926
-You're the only man I've ever loved.
-Then why tell me now?
1215
01:16:39,094 --> 01:16:42,597
It's been bothering me.
Our vows and everything.
1216
01:16:42,764 --> 01:16:45,016
And l wanted to tell you the truth.
1217
01:16:45,684 --> 01:16:47,685
The truth?
1218
01:16:50,022 --> 01:16:52,356
Well, unfortunately, Estelle...
1219
01:16:52,524 --> 01:16:56,068
...the truth makes everything else
seem like a lie.
1220
01:16:57,696 --> 01:16:59,363
I'm sorry.
1221
01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,542
KATE:
Why do you hate heart-shaped candy?
1222
01:17:11,710 --> 01:17:16,839
I think it's because it reminds me that this
is Valentine's Day, and l'm recently single.
1223
01:17:17,090 --> 01:17:18,924
-We weren't on the same page.
-Sorry.
1224
01:17:19,092 --> 01:17:22,386
-lt's okay. lt's over.
-Nothing to be done?
1225
01:17:22,554 --> 01:17:25,556
No, no. I've seen the enemy
and the enemy is me.
1226
01:17:25,724 --> 01:17:28,392
You could go for the stewardess.
She seems to like you.
1227
01:17:28,894 --> 01:17:30,895
I think she likes everybody,
that's her job.
1228
01:17:31,063 --> 01:17:33,648
She looks over here every 5 seconds.
1229
01:17:33,815 --> 01:17:35,691
-No.
-Ready?
1230
01:17:35,859 --> 01:17:38,152
-Five, four, three--
-You wanna bet on it?
1231
01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,821
-l'll bet you a bag of pretzels.
-Okay.
1232
01:17:40,989 --> 01:17:43,074
Five, four, three, two....
1233
01:17:43,241 --> 01:17:46,369
-Oh, there it is.
-Okay. All right, that was a coincidence.
1234
01:17:46,536 --> 01:17:49,205
-Five, four, three--
-Stop it. Stop it.
1235
01:17:49,373 --> 01:17:52,708
-Looked on three. She's gonna come here.
-Excuse me.
1236
01:17:52,876 --> 01:17:56,379
-Can I get you anything?
-A bag of pretzels, please.
1237
01:17:57,422 --> 01:17:59,131
Two, actually.
1238
01:18:13,105 --> 01:18:17,233
Thank you for the flowers, Mr. Troken.
Ready for your sponge bath?
1239
01:18:17,401 --> 01:18:19,360
MAN:
Yes, please.
1240
01:18:28,328 --> 01:18:30,996
Hi, excuse me. Hi.
1241
01:18:31,164 --> 01:18:33,207
Could l ask you a question?
1242
01:18:33,375 --> 01:18:36,168
I'm looking for Dr. Copeland.
Is he here tonight?
1243
01:18:36,336 --> 01:18:40,131
-Not tonight, no.
-Sorry, Dr. Harrison Copeland.
1244
01:18:40,298 --> 01:18:42,049
Not tonight.
1245
01:18:42,759 --> 01:18:47,430
-Could you tell me where l could find him?
-Are you a patient? Is something wrong?
1246
01:18:52,811 --> 01:18:56,897
Look, can I ask you a question,
just woman to woman?
1247
01:18:58,275 --> 01:18:59,817
Okay.
1248
01:19:03,822 --> 01:19:06,073
Is Dr. Copeland married?
1249
01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:08,617
Not divorced or not separated...
1250
01:19:08,785 --> 01:19:12,413
...just full-on married
to a woman named Pamela?
1251
01:19:16,209 --> 01:19:19,003
They just celebrated
their 1 5th anniversary.
1252
01:19:19,171 --> 01:19:20,880
[PHONE RlNGS]
1253
01:19:21,047 --> 01:19:22,757
Cardiology Center.
1254
01:19:26,803 --> 01:19:29,805
Los Angeles Hospital, may l help you?
1255
01:19:31,516 --> 01:19:34,477
Bistro Garden, early seating.
1256
01:19:43,695 --> 01:19:45,946
JULlA:
Kara, l'm still here. l'm in L.A.
1257
01:19:46,114 --> 01:19:48,115
I have a lot to tell you. Give me a call.
1258
01:19:49,367 --> 01:19:52,036
KARA: May I have your attention, please?
I'm Sean's publicist...
1259
01:19:52,204 --> 01:19:55,372
...and recently there has been a lot of
speculation about his future.
1260
01:19:55,540 --> 01:19:59,710
And rather than keep you all in suspense,
he will make a brief statement at this time.
1261
01:20:03,048 --> 01:20:05,674
GREG: Hey, boss. Sorry, elevator took a year.
-Cleaning up?
1262
01:20:05,842 --> 01:20:07,384
-l'm trying to be you.
-All right.
1263
01:20:07,552 --> 01:20:09,845
First off, I'd like to thank everyone
for coming.
1264
01:20:10,013 --> 01:20:13,724
I know it's Valentine's Day and you might
have other plans, so l'll be quick.
1265
01:20:13,892 --> 01:20:15,476
The cliché...
1266
01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:18,813
...when someone's retiring
who doesn't wanna retire...
1267
01:20:18,980 --> 01:20:22,775
...is to say that it's because they wanna
spend more time with their family.
1268
01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:27,947
I don't have a family,
and with everything football has given me...
1269
01:20:28,406 --> 01:20:31,951
...the biggest thing it's taken away is that.
1270
01:20:32,118 --> 01:20:35,496
Because of who I am...
1271
01:20:35,789 --> 01:20:36,914
...because of my job...
1272
01:20:37,082 --> 01:20:40,709
...l haven't been able to live the life
I want to.
1273
01:20:40,877 --> 01:20:44,713
With that in mind, l'll just say the thing
I came here to say.
1274
01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:47,258
I'm gay.
1275
01:20:47,425 --> 01:20:48,801
[CROWD MURMURlNG]
1276
01:20:49,970 --> 01:20:51,011
I knew it!
1277
01:20:51,179 --> 01:20:53,013
SEAN: Any questions?
MAN 1 : Are you kidding me?
1278
01:20:53,181 --> 01:20:56,433
And be cool, because l'm not above
kicking anybody's ass.
1279
01:20:56,601 --> 01:20:58,561
MAN 2:
Sean, you for real?
1280
01:20:59,187 --> 01:21:01,897
Uh, first question.
1281
01:21:02,482 --> 01:21:04,733
MAN 3:
Sean, come on, help me out.
1282
01:21:05,485 --> 01:21:06,861
Kelvin Moore, KVLA.
1283
01:21:07,612 --> 01:21:10,614
Sean, I'm confused here.
Are you saying that you're retiring?
1284
01:21:10,782 --> 01:21:13,242
Oh, right, that.
1285
01:21:14,369 --> 01:21:18,122
No, Kelvin. No, l'm not retiring.
1286
01:21:18,456 --> 01:21:21,125
I'm gay, and l'm gonna play.
1287
01:21:29,968 --> 01:21:32,094
[LlNE RlNGING]
1288
01:21:32,262 --> 01:21:35,472
GRACE:
Pick up the phone, Estelle. Edgar.
1289
01:21:39,102 --> 01:21:41,395
-Rosato martini with soda, table six.
WOMAN: You got it.
1290
01:21:41,563 --> 01:21:46,150
I'm not really a waitress, l'm an actress.
I just did a day on Days of Our Lives.
1291
01:21:46,985 --> 01:21:50,112
-Happy Valentine's Day.
-Happy Valentine's to you.
1292
01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:52,072
-You look beautiful.
-Thank you.
1293
01:21:54,492 --> 01:21:56,619
HARRlSON: Thank you.
PAMELA: Olivia's gonna need braces.
1294
01:21:56,786 --> 01:21:57,828
Well, that makes sense.
1295
01:21:57,996 --> 01:22:00,331
-l had them, you had them.
-l know.
1296
01:22:00,498 --> 01:22:02,666
[PHONE RlNGING]
1297
01:22:02,834 --> 01:22:04,460
MAN:
Bistro Gardens restaurant.
1298
01:22:05,211 --> 01:22:06,253
Good evening.
1299
01:22:09,341 --> 01:22:11,175
-Hi.
PAMELA: Harrison?
1300
01:22:11,343 --> 01:22:13,510
-Are you okay?
-Excuse me. Excuse--
1301
01:22:13,678 --> 01:22:15,638
-You all right, sir?
PAMELA: You okay?
1302
01:22:15,805 --> 01:22:19,183
Great. Well, my name is Julia,
and l'm gonna be your server tonight.
1303
01:22:19,351 --> 01:22:21,352
Why don't I get started
with a few specials?
1304
01:22:21,519 --> 01:22:22,853
Yes, please.
1305
01:22:23,021 --> 01:22:27,316
Tonight the chef is featuring a dish
that he likes to call the lying, stinking pig.
1306
01:22:28,026 --> 01:22:33,864
-You're kidding. How is that cooked?
-He starts by cutting off the pig's testicles...
1307
01:22:34,032 --> 01:22:37,618
...and he chops them up really finely,
teeny, tiny pieces.
1308
01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:41,830
And then he takes those testicles,
and he pulverizes them...
1309
01:22:41,998 --> 01:22:44,667
...and adds in a little arugula,
some sage...
1310
01:22:44,834 --> 01:22:47,628
...feta cheese, and shoves the mixture...
1311
01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:49,838
...back up the pig's--
1312
01:22:50,006 --> 01:22:52,174
Well, for lack of a better word, ass.
1313
01:22:54,177 --> 01:22:58,013
-Really?
-Yeah. Then he cuts out the heart...
1314
01:22:58,181 --> 01:23:00,724
...the cold, useless, tiny, little heart...
1315
01:23:00,892 --> 01:23:04,979
...then fillets it on either side
and it's a nice amuse-bouche.
1316
01:23:06,773 --> 01:23:09,608
-l'll have the salmon.
-Good choice.
1317
01:23:09,776 --> 01:23:11,485
For you, sir?
1318
01:23:11,653 --> 01:23:14,363
I'm not-- I don't-- l don't know.
1319
01:23:14,531 --> 01:23:18,283
Oh, just so you know,
the heart of the pig...
1320
01:23:18,451 --> 01:23:20,577
...little something like this.
1321
01:23:26,501 --> 01:23:27,543
Did we get a toy?
1322
01:23:28,253 --> 01:23:32,756
Maybe I'll give you a little time
to juggle the choices, sir.
1323
01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:43,559
Nicely done.
1324
01:23:43,727 --> 01:23:46,770
Miss Fitzpatrick, my son Franklin
really loves your class.
1325
01:23:46,938 --> 01:23:50,357
-Oh, he's got a great imagination.
-Yeah.
1326
01:23:50,692 --> 01:23:52,276
So l guess we'll charge these to--
1327
01:23:52,444 --> 01:23:55,112
-Oh, charge these to my friend over there.
AMOS: l figured.
1328
01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:57,364
I put in some lobster tails
and a cheesecake.
1329
01:23:58,408 --> 01:24:00,242
JULlA:
Thank you, Amos.
1330
01:24:15,759 --> 01:24:17,718
KARA:
And then maybe these?
1331
01:24:18,553 --> 01:24:21,430
Put that ticket right--
Put it where you're looking. Yep.
1332
01:24:21,598 --> 01:24:25,559
Yep. Great. Thank you.
Now let me take that thing.
1333
01:24:25,727 --> 01:24:28,312
Thank you very much. Appreciate it.
1334
01:24:30,231 --> 01:24:32,649
Oh, crap. Just go.
1335
01:24:32,817 --> 01:24:36,361
Golden Kadahi, best Indian restaurant
in Los Angeles. How may I help you?
1336
01:24:37,197 --> 01:24:40,699
Hi. This is Rehka speaking.
1337
01:24:46,956 --> 01:24:50,292
-Hey, Liz.
-Oh, hi.
1338
01:24:52,462 --> 01:24:53,587
-Hey.
-Hey.
1339
01:24:53,755 --> 01:24:56,256
I made it. Cannot even believe it.
1340
01:24:56,424 --> 01:24:58,133
-Oh, sorry.
-Sorry.
1341
01:24:58,301 --> 01:25:00,427
-Hi.
-Sorry.
1342
01:25:00,595 --> 01:25:02,679
Wow, Liz, you look beautiful.
1343
01:25:02,847 --> 01:25:06,600
Thank you. Paula's indefinite trip
out of the office coincided very nicely...
1344
01:25:06,768 --> 01:25:10,020
...with my "haul ass home
and throw on something festive" plan, so....
1345
01:25:10,188 --> 01:25:11,188
You look wonderful.
1346
01:25:14,692 --> 01:25:15,943
Hi.
1347
01:25:16,111 --> 01:25:17,152
-So--
-l was think--
1348
01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:19,863
-What? Did you want--?
-Sorry. Go ahead. No, you first.
1349
01:25:20,031 --> 01:25:21,281
-Please. You should.
-You--
1350
01:25:21,449 --> 01:25:24,034
Oh, okay.
You don't wanna be an agent, do you?
1351
01:25:24,202 --> 01:25:26,161
No, but I may need an agent...
1352
01:25:26,329 --> 01:25:31,208
...so l figure might as well
learn the business while l'm agentless.
1353
01:25:31,376 --> 01:25:34,336
Good evening, sir, ma'am.
Welcome to The Blvd.
1354
01:25:34,504 --> 01:25:36,839
Would you like the four-course
Sweetheart's Menu...
1355
01:25:37,006 --> 01:25:40,676
-...or the eight-course Eternal Love?
JASON: Whoa, slow down.
1356
01:25:40,844 --> 01:25:43,846
Is there, like, a one-course
"Only Been Dating For Two Weeks...
1357
01:25:44,013 --> 01:25:46,473
...But lt Looks Promising" option?
1358
01:25:47,225 --> 01:25:49,017
Because....
1359
01:25:49,185 --> 01:25:50,561
I'm kidding.
1360
01:25:50,728 --> 01:25:54,148
I realize that, sir.
I'll come back when you're serious.
1361
01:25:55,900 --> 01:25:58,277
He's your biggest fan.
1362
01:25:58,611 --> 01:26:00,404
Hello? That's my water.
1363
01:26:01,406 --> 01:26:04,575
You know, I didn't touch mine,
so why don't you go ahead and have it?
1364
01:26:04,742 --> 01:26:06,451
Happy Valentine's Day.
1365
01:26:06,619 --> 01:26:07,995
Well, same to you.
1366
01:26:08,163 --> 01:26:09,496
WOMAN: Charlie!
-What?
1367
01:26:09,664 --> 01:26:11,582
She said happy Valentine's Day.
1368
01:26:11,749 --> 01:26:12,916
-Look--
-l can't talk now?
1369
01:26:13,084 --> 01:26:14,835
I'm sorry this place is such a zoo.
1370
01:26:15,003 --> 01:26:18,839
It's fine. I mean, they're fighting,
they're mating, and l'm in the zoo with you.
1371
01:26:23,011 --> 01:26:24,428
God.
1372
01:26:26,639 --> 01:26:30,267
Jason, um, l really like you...
1373
01:26:30,435 --> 01:26:33,604
...and l was-- I just....
1374
01:26:34,439 --> 01:26:37,608
I'm just wondering how you feel...
1375
01:26:38,026 --> 01:26:39,693
...about the idea of....
1376
01:26:39,861 --> 01:26:41,737
[RlNGTONE PLAYlNG
ON PHONE]
1377
01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:44,740
Oh, God. l've gotta--
I'm gonna take this outside.
1378
01:26:44,908 --> 01:26:47,784
-Sure, sure, sure. Yeah, yeah. Go. Yeah.
-l'm sorry. Thank you.
1379
01:26:47,952 --> 01:26:49,119
Go ahead.
1380
01:26:49,287 --> 01:26:51,830
-Be right back.
-Sure.
1381
01:26:58,755 --> 01:27:00,881
[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT]
All right, Stanley, listen to me.
1382
01:27:01,049 --> 01:27:03,800
We're gonna make this hard,
and we're gonna make this fast.
1383
01:27:03,968 --> 01:27:06,470
WOMAN: Yes, we can get you
two adjoining rooms.
1384
01:27:06,638 --> 01:27:09,389
Yes. But with the door open,
you still have to pay for both.
1385
01:27:09,557 --> 01:27:11,600
Okay. Bye-bye now. Hi.
1386
01:27:11,768 --> 01:27:13,810
Hi. Welcome to the Beverly Wilshire.
1387
01:27:13,978 --> 01:27:15,229
-How many checking in?
-Two.
1388
01:27:15,396 --> 01:27:16,438
-Two?
-l mean one.
1389
01:27:16,606 --> 01:27:19,942
Well, technically, it's two.
One person and Carmine, my dog.
1390
01:27:20,109 --> 01:27:22,653
A person and a dog.
Okay, that would be our pleasure.
1391
01:27:22,820 --> 01:27:23,820
Oh, okay.
1392
01:27:23,988 --> 01:27:26,156
Oh, and by the way,
happy Valentine's Day.
1393
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:28,825
You too.
1394
01:27:30,411 --> 01:27:33,330
And Julia's not even in love
with that guy.
1395
01:27:33,957 --> 01:27:35,040
How do you know that?
1396
01:27:35,208 --> 01:27:39,628
She was too calm about the whole thing.
I mean, always under control.
1397
01:27:39,796 --> 01:27:41,046
Listen:
1398
01:27:41,214 --> 01:27:45,342
"The way of love is
not a subtle argument.
1399
01:27:45,510 --> 01:27:49,346
The door there is devastation."
The master.
1400
01:27:49,514 --> 01:27:52,474
REED: So according to Rumi,
love has to be devastating?
1401
01:27:52,642 --> 01:27:57,145
Listen. You don't step into love, my friend,
you fall in. Head over heels.
1402
01:27:57,313 --> 01:28:01,775
You ever seen somebody fall
head over heels in love for real, Reed?
1403
01:28:01,943 --> 01:28:04,945
It's ugly, bro. Toxic, septic.
1404
01:28:05,113 --> 01:28:07,781
Come on, boss. Still got a few hours left.
1405
01:28:07,949 --> 01:28:11,159
Make something happen
with somebody someplace.
1406
01:28:11,327 --> 01:28:12,703
-Cookie?
-l'm good.
1407
01:28:12,870 --> 01:28:15,622
Day's not over yet, man. Give me some.
1408
01:28:16,207 --> 01:28:19,793
Hey, tell me something.
How'd you and your wife get it so right?
1409
01:28:20,712 --> 01:28:23,046
That's easy. l married my best friend.
1410
01:28:24,882 --> 01:28:26,383
Thought l was your best friend.
1411
01:28:26,551 --> 01:28:29,678
Yeah, you're my man. That's my lady.
1412
01:28:30,388 --> 01:28:32,889
-Night.
-Good night.
1413
01:28:33,349 --> 01:28:36,018
-Go give your wife those cookies, huh?
-Best for the best.
1414
01:28:36,185 --> 01:28:39,730
Yeah. Best for the best.
1415
01:29:04,380 --> 01:29:07,341
-Kate. Hey, have a great trip.
-Thanks. Nice meeting you.
1416
01:29:07,508 --> 01:29:09,176
Yeah.
1417
01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:11,553
MAN 1 : This is my taxi!
MAN 2: No, no, I been waiting.
1418
01:29:11,721 --> 01:29:14,389
WOMAN: l been waiting 45 minutes.
MAN 3: Be a little patient, folks.
1419
01:29:18,436 --> 01:29:20,437
-Hey, Redmond.
-Welcome back, Mr. Wilson.
1420
01:29:20,605 --> 01:29:22,773
-Did you have to wait long?
-Not long at all.
1421
01:29:22,940 --> 01:29:24,983
-Check any bags?
-No.
1422
01:29:28,738 --> 01:29:30,822
They're right through there.
1423
01:29:39,624 --> 01:29:40,874
HOLDEN:
May I help you, captain?
1424
01:29:41,959 --> 01:29:43,418
KATE:
Thank you.
1425
01:29:44,504 --> 01:29:45,545
You okay?
1426
01:29:45,713 --> 01:29:49,800
No, I'm fine. It's just the SuperShuttle, it's
gonna take nine stops to get to my house.
1427
01:29:49,967 --> 01:29:53,470
Thought l'd pay for a cab, and I go
there, and the line's two miles long.
1428
01:29:53,638 --> 01:29:57,432
-Now l'm headed to the rental car place.
-Which is gonna take an hour.
1429
01:29:57,600 --> 01:29:58,683
-l'm gonna help.
-Really?
1430
01:29:58,851 --> 01:30:00,477
Yeah, I have a car.
1431
01:30:00,770 --> 01:30:01,937
I live in the Valley.
1432
01:30:02,105 --> 01:30:04,815
I want you to have it.
You traveled so far for a few hours.
1433
01:30:04,982 --> 01:30:07,484
You should spend every possible second
with this guy.
1434
01:30:07,652 --> 01:30:08,819
And it's already paid for.
1435
01:30:08,986 --> 01:30:11,363
Redmond will take you
wherever you need to go.
1436
01:30:11,531 --> 01:30:13,448
You just give him the address.
1437
01:30:16,160 --> 01:30:18,412
Thank you. Thank you.
1438
01:30:21,416 --> 01:30:23,250
He's a lucky man.
1439
01:30:27,964 --> 01:30:29,631
-Thank you.
-Bye.
1440
01:30:33,553 --> 01:30:36,304
Rani, sweetheart, why are you moping?
1441
01:30:36,472 --> 01:30:39,516
Is this about a boy
because it's Valentine's Day?
1442
01:30:39,684 --> 01:30:43,186
Did you get many valentines?
Oh, sweetheart, don't be sad.
1443
01:30:43,354 --> 01:30:45,397
When the time is right, your father and l...
1444
01:30:45,565 --> 01:30:47,858
...we are going to find you
a nice lndian boy.
1445
01:30:48,734 --> 01:30:51,862
Hey, cheer up, Rani.
I'll be your valentine.
1446
01:30:52,029 --> 01:30:54,030
Alex, please, for now,
be our delivery boy.
1447
01:30:54,198 --> 01:30:58,243
I have an Indian wedding,
and l have a private party going on.
1448
01:30:58,411 --> 01:30:59,953
[POPS]
1449
01:31:00,329 --> 01:31:01,663
Perfect.
1450
01:31:01,831 --> 01:31:03,498
WOMAN:
Beverly Wilshire, this is Michelle.
1451
01:31:03,666 --> 01:31:06,960
Yeah, I'm gonna have to put you on hold.
All right, thanks. Bye-bye.
1452
01:31:07,128 --> 01:31:08,170
Excuse me.
1453
01:31:08,337 --> 01:31:11,882
You didn't happen to see a really pretty girl,
blue dress, come through here?
1454
01:31:12,049 --> 01:31:16,803
-Are you a guest of the hotel, or...?
-No, we were at the early seating.
1455
01:31:16,971 --> 01:31:19,973
Okay. Yeah, she was on the phone,
and she just went out that way.
1456
01:31:20,141 --> 01:31:22,392
-Oh, okay. Thanks.
-Yeah, no problem.
1457
01:31:23,227 --> 01:31:26,229
[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT]
Put the blindfold on right now, Stanley.
1458
01:31:26,397 --> 01:31:28,648
Oh, you know what's gonna happen
when you do.
1459
01:31:28,816 --> 01:31:30,901
Sugar and your little kitty cat...
1460
01:31:31,527 --> 01:31:36,031
...oh, we're gonna lick you
all up and down.
1461
01:31:36,199 --> 01:31:40,911
Scratchy little tongues
going up and down your--
1462
01:31:41,078 --> 01:31:43,997
Oh! Rrrrr. Mm.
1463
01:31:44,165 --> 01:31:48,835
Oh, Stanley, l'm gonna have to have
a mint julep to cool down after that one.
1464
01:31:49,003 --> 01:31:52,255
Talk to you next time. Thank you.
1465
01:31:52,632 --> 01:31:53,673
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Oh, God.
1466
01:31:53,841 --> 01:31:56,968
That is a really unusual way
to talk to your boss.
1467
01:31:57,136 --> 01:32:00,597
-lt's not what you think.
-Really? Oh, awesome.
1468
01:32:00,765 --> 01:32:05,602
Because what l think it is is you leaving me
to talk dirty to your boyfriend, Stanley. So--
1469
01:32:05,770 --> 01:32:07,604
-No, no, no.
-What a relief to know...
1470
01:32:07,772 --> 01:32:11,274
...you're not someone who licks people
with their scratchy kitty-cat tongue.
1471
01:32:11,442 --> 01:32:14,402
I moonlight
as an adult-phone entertainer.
1472
01:32:15,613 --> 01:32:18,782
-Like phone sex?
-Yes.
1473
01:32:21,035 --> 01:32:23,912
This is the busiest day of the year
for phone sex.
1474
01:32:24,080 --> 01:32:25,205
Surprise.
1475
01:32:29,544 --> 01:32:31,086
Why didn't you tell me?
1476
01:32:32,338 --> 01:32:33,755
Okay.
1477
01:32:33,923 --> 01:32:38,593
I'm broke. l have a hundred-K student loan
I have no idea how l'm going to pay off.
1478
01:32:38,761 --> 01:32:40,011
I have no health insurance.
1479
01:32:40,179 --> 01:32:42,722
So if you know of a job
that will pay a poetry major...
1480
01:32:42,890 --> 01:32:46,977
...more than $40 an hour,
with her clothes on, l'm all ears.
1481
01:32:47,144 --> 01:32:48,520
Okay.
1482
01:32:49,146 --> 01:32:52,148
-l'm out.
-Are you gonna call me?
1483
01:32:52,316 --> 01:32:55,151
Well, you know,
I'd like to say yes, but...
1484
01:32:55,653 --> 01:32:57,821
...l don't know if I can afford it.
1485
01:32:58,281 --> 01:32:59,739
I'm sorry, that was-- l'm sorry.
1486
01:33:01,242 --> 01:33:04,661
Come on, you know I didn't mean that.
I'm just-- This is, like....
1487
01:33:04,829 --> 01:33:06,496
This is way too much for me, okay?
1488
01:33:07,331 --> 01:33:08,665
I'm from Muncie, Indiana.
1489
01:33:08,833 --> 01:33:11,251
Like, the wildest thing l ever did was...
1490
01:33:11,752 --> 01:33:14,421
...leave Muncie, lndiana.
1491
01:33:14,797 --> 01:33:17,340
-Look, this is me, it's not you.
-Yeah.
1492
01:33:17,925 --> 01:33:18,967
I just....
1493
01:33:20,761 --> 01:33:22,345
I'm sorry, Liz.
1494
01:33:28,185 --> 01:33:33,815
MAN: Welcome to the Hollywood Forever
Cemetery. Enjoy your romantic evening.
1495
01:33:33,983 --> 01:33:37,444
WOMAN:
Please, everyone form a single-file line.
1496
01:33:37,612 --> 01:33:40,071
[WOMAN SPEAKlNG lN SPANISH]
1497
01:33:41,032 --> 01:33:43,992
She said she would meet me right before
showtime. Here it is...
1498
01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:45,619
...but she's not here yet, and--
1499
01:33:45,786 --> 01:33:47,871
I got her these flowers
because l'm so sorry.
1500
01:33:48,039 --> 01:33:51,666
I mean, it was a small fire.
It's a small dog. Everything's fine, and--
1501
01:33:52,376 --> 01:33:54,544
We're sold out.
1502
01:33:54,712 --> 01:33:58,632
Oh, l'm sorry, sir, but we are completely
sold out. Only pre-sold tickets.
1503
01:33:58,799 --> 01:34:01,134
No, you don't understand.
I need a ticket tonight.
1504
01:34:01,302 --> 01:34:03,720
But l mean, l packed a basket.
It's got her favorite.
1505
01:34:03,888 --> 01:34:05,680
-Ham hocks and squid and--
-Actually...
1506
01:34:05,848 --> 01:34:08,058
...you know what, sir?
1507
01:34:08,225 --> 01:34:09,893
I have an extra ticket.
1508
01:34:10,061 --> 01:34:12,562
-Oh, that's your ticket?
-That's my ticket.
1509
01:34:12,730 --> 01:34:17,067
It's your lucky night. Have a great time.
All right, everyone, we are sold out.
1510
01:34:17,234 --> 01:34:20,236
EDGAR: So who do l thank?
-Jason, from Indiana.
1511
01:34:20,404 --> 01:34:22,072
Edgar, from New York.
1512
01:34:22,239 --> 01:34:25,659
Yeah, my wife and l used to come here
every Valentine's Day, but--
1513
01:34:25,826 --> 01:34:27,952
Well, except tonight.
1514
01:34:28,120 --> 01:34:31,414
Well, you know,
I had the extra ticket, so....
1515
01:34:31,582 --> 01:34:34,376
On Valentine's Day.
Well, there's gotta be a story there.
1516
01:34:34,543 --> 01:34:37,087
Well, yeah, not a good one.
1517
01:34:37,254 --> 01:34:40,590
Pretty much the worst
Valentine's Day story of all time.
1518
01:34:40,758 --> 01:34:42,425
You wanna bet?
1519
01:34:42,593 --> 01:34:43,635
NlKKI:
Thank you, officers.
1520
01:34:43,803 --> 01:34:46,096
MAN 1 : Thank you, Nikki. They're beautiful.
MAN 2: Thank you.
1521
01:34:46,263 --> 01:34:47,931
NlKKI:
Siena Bouquet.
1522
01:34:49,225 --> 01:34:52,060
Yeah, we're still open
for about another hour.
1523
01:34:52,228 --> 01:34:53,812
Mister?
1524
01:34:54,605 --> 01:35:00,151
You owe me flowers.
1525
01:35:05,783 --> 01:35:06,825
Where we taking them?
1526
01:35:16,585 --> 01:35:20,130
[IN HlGH-PlTCHED VOICE] Okay,
I'm gonna go now. Have a nice life.
1527
01:35:27,221 --> 01:35:28,722
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
You came.
1528
01:35:31,475 --> 01:35:32,892
What happened?
1529
01:35:46,490 --> 01:35:48,074
He's married.
1530
01:35:48,242 --> 01:35:51,161
[GRUNTlNG]
1531
01:36:18,230 --> 01:36:20,815
Now that's open-heart surgery.
1532
01:36:22,610 --> 01:36:24,194
-Peppermint Pattie?
-Yep.
1533
01:36:27,364 --> 01:36:30,742
WOMAN: Don't step on the people,
step on the grass.
1534
01:36:30,910 --> 01:36:32,660
Step on the grass.
1535
01:36:32,828 --> 01:36:36,206
EDGAR:
This telephone girl, you like her, huh?
1536
01:36:36,957 --> 01:36:40,335
JASON:
Thought maybe she had the trifecta.
1537
01:36:40,795 --> 01:36:42,879
Trifecta? What's that?
1538
01:36:43,047 --> 01:36:45,256
Oh, you know,
it's like the big three S's.
1539
01:36:45,424 --> 01:36:49,052
Smart, sensitive, sexy.
1540
01:36:49,720 --> 01:36:51,012
EDGAR:
That's my trifecta.
1541
01:36:53,140 --> 01:36:54,390
-Her?
-Mm-hm.
1542
01:36:54,558 --> 01:36:56,226
JASON:
You mean, like, literally, that--?
1543
01:36:56,393 --> 01:36:59,813
-Literally. Her.
-She was hot.
1544
01:37:00,564 --> 01:37:02,065
Still is.
1545
01:37:08,739 --> 01:37:09,823
Hey, hey.
1546
01:37:09,990 --> 01:37:11,324
-You guys came!
-You're here!
1547
01:37:11,492 --> 01:37:13,910
KARA: I thought you were going out
with your new boyfriend.
1548
01:37:14,078 --> 01:37:16,371
JULlA: l thought you had a date
with your old boyfriend.
1549
01:37:16,539 --> 01:37:17,580
Same guy.
1550
01:37:17,748 --> 01:37:18,790
-No.
-Not surprised.
1551
01:37:18,958 --> 01:37:22,252
Booked back-to-back at the same
restaurant. Thought we wouldn't notice.
1552
01:37:22,419 --> 01:37:24,170
-What?
-Please lead me to the alcohol.
1553
01:37:24,338 --> 01:37:27,340
-Right here. Sit down.
-We are gonna take good care of you.
1554
01:37:27,508 --> 01:37:29,050
What happened to the piñata?
1555
01:37:29,218 --> 01:37:33,429
-Oh, it got what it deserved.
KARA: Oh, more sad and lonely people.
1556
01:37:33,597 --> 01:37:35,265
-Hey, guys.
-Hey, Elise.
1557
01:37:35,808 --> 01:37:39,435
GRACE: I'm driving around, looking in all
the places he's probably gonna be, but....
1558
01:37:39,603 --> 01:37:41,437
Anyways, like I said, just call me back.
1559
01:37:41,605 --> 01:37:45,692
But no big deal, l've got it under control,
so l'll find him.
1560
01:37:46,443 --> 01:37:49,195
I've found him! Found him.
1561
01:37:49,363 --> 01:37:52,532
Oh, my God, he's in a van. Shit!
What are you doing in a van?
1562
01:37:52,700 --> 01:37:54,284
Edison!
1563
01:37:55,619 --> 01:37:57,620
GROUP:
Burn, baby, burn!
1564
01:37:57,788 --> 01:37:58,830
DANA:
Justin Levy.
1565
01:37:58,998 --> 01:38:01,291
Broke up with me
on the morning of my birthday...
1566
01:38:01,458 --> 01:38:04,252
...still showed up to my party.
1567
01:38:04,712 --> 01:38:06,421
GROUP:
Burn, baby, burn!
1568
01:38:07,172 --> 01:38:08,965
CHARLlE:
Ivonne Quinteros.
1569
01:38:09,133 --> 01:38:12,677
Dumped me for the piano player
at the Beverly Wilshire.
1570
01:38:12,845 --> 01:38:15,305
-Two hours ago.
-Oh, Charlie.
1571
01:38:15,472 --> 01:38:20,143
GROUP: Burn, baby, burn!
-Fire marshal know about this burning pot?
1572
01:38:20,311 --> 01:38:22,562
-Oh, hey, Kelvin.
-Hey.
1573
01:38:22,730 --> 01:38:23,813
Back to the wine.
1574
01:38:23,981 --> 01:38:26,482
-What are you doing here?
-l had a little time...
1575
01:38:26,650 --> 01:38:30,320
...before my 1 0:00 broadcast, somebody
said there was a gathering of my people.
1576
01:38:30,487 --> 01:38:32,947
-How did you find us?
-Heather.
1577
01:38:33,115 --> 01:38:36,826
Right, right. Well, welcome.
1578
01:38:36,994 --> 01:38:39,746
-Hi. I'm Julia.
-l'm Kelvin.
1579
01:38:39,914 --> 01:38:43,541
-Hi. So you guys know each other?
-Yes.
1580
01:38:43,709 --> 01:38:46,002
What misadventure of the heart
brings you here?
1581
01:38:46,170 --> 01:38:48,504
Oh, actually, l'm Kara's date.
1582
01:38:49,882 --> 01:38:53,176
-Fascinating.
-Yeah.
1583
01:38:53,344 --> 01:38:55,678
Whoo.
1584
01:38:57,723 --> 01:38:59,349
[LAUGHlNG]
1585
01:39:03,354 --> 01:39:05,855
GRACE: Edison!
REED: All right, buddy.
1586
01:39:06,023 --> 01:39:08,858
-Don't move!
-l'm really, really sorry.
1587
01:39:09,026 --> 01:39:11,778
Okay, but you can't do that to me.
Do you understand?
1588
01:39:11,946 --> 01:39:14,656
I know, l know.
But this was really important.
1589
01:39:14,823 --> 01:39:17,617
-She had to get her flowers.
-ls everything okay?
1590
01:39:17,785 --> 01:39:20,495
-Yeah, I'm his babysitter.
-l'm his florist.
1591
01:39:22,247 --> 01:39:25,333
Look, I'm glad you're okay.
1592
01:39:25,501 --> 01:39:27,460
Do you want me to come in there
with you?
1593
01:39:27,628 --> 01:39:31,130
No. I think this is one of those things
I have to do myself.
1594
01:39:32,967 --> 01:39:35,051
REDMOND:
I've been driving Holden for a long time.
1595
01:39:35,219 --> 01:39:37,845
He's never given his car up for anybody.
1596
01:39:38,013 --> 01:39:40,056
You must be pretty special.
1597
01:39:41,517 --> 01:39:45,353
YOUNG ESTELLE [ON FILM]: Over?
Why do you keep talking like it's over?
1598
01:39:45,896 --> 01:39:47,897
I love you.
1599
01:39:49,900 --> 01:39:51,567
ESTELLE:
Edgar!
1600
01:39:53,487 --> 01:39:56,531
-Hey, get out of the way!
-I'll always love you.
1601
01:39:56,699 --> 01:39:58,741
-Edgar!
WOMAN 1 : Excuse me.
1602
01:39:58,909 --> 01:40:00,493
Down in front!
1603
01:40:00,661 --> 01:40:02,620
Edgar, where are you?
I know you're out there.
1604
01:40:02,788 --> 01:40:03,997
PEOPLE:
Shh!
1605
01:40:04,164 --> 01:40:06,916
MAN 1 : Who the hell is Edgar?
-He is my husband, and shut your mouth.
1606
01:40:07,084 --> 01:40:10,253
-Edgar, answer me.
WOMAN 2: Answer her, Edgar.
1607
01:40:10,421 --> 01:40:13,798
MAN 2: Lady, I can't see through you.
-Edgar, where are you?
1608
01:40:14,383 --> 01:40:16,843
-Estelle!
-Edgar, answer me.
1609
01:40:17,011 --> 01:40:19,512
-Estelle!
-That must be Edgar.
1610
01:40:20,139 --> 01:40:22,432
I'm here! l'm coming.
1611
01:40:22,599 --> 01:40:23,641
[GROANS]
1612
01:40:23,809 --> 01:40:25,351
Sorry.
1613
01:40:25,519 --> 01:40:28,396
-l see.
MAN 3: Hey, run lower!
1614
01:40:31,692 --> 01:40:34,068
Listen to me. l know I let you down.
1615
01:40:34,236 --> 01:40:36,320
Maybe you don't think
I deserve forgiveness...
1616
01:40:36,488 --> 01:40:40,199
...but you're gonna give it to me anyway,
because when you love someone...
1617
01:40:40,367 --> 01:40:44,120
-...you love all of them. That's the job.
EDGAR: I know that now.
1618
01:40:44,288 --> 01:40:45,872
ESTELLE:
I'm so sorry.
1619
01:40:46,040 --> 01:40:48,666
And now, please, you gotta love
everything about them.
1620
01:40:48,834 --> 01:40:51,127
Not just the good things,
but the bad things too.
1621
01:40:51,295 --> 01:40:54,547
The things that you find lovable,
and the things that you don't find lovable.
1622
01:40:54,715 --> 01:40:57,050
Shh. l understand.
1623
01:40:57,217 --> 01:40:59,510
I'll never leave you.
1624
01:41:23,786 --> 01:41:26,120
[SINGlNG]
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
1625
01:41:26,288 --> 01:41:29,832
Kept thinking I could never live
Without you by my side
1626
01:41:30,000 --> 01:41:33,711
[SINGlNG] Then I spent so many nights
Thinking how you did me wrong
1627
01:41:33,879 --> 01:41:37,465
And l grew strong
And l learned how to get along
1628
01:41:37,633 --> 01:41:39,884
And so you're back from outer space
1629
01:41:40,052 --> 01:41:43,471
Julia, l found this little friend of Rani's,
and l think he's looking for you.
1630
01:41:43,639 --> 01:41:44,680
I'm not little.
1631
01:41:44,848 --> 01:41:48,309
Edison, are you okay?
Does somebody know that you're here?
1632
01:41:48,477 --> 01:41:50,478
Yeah, my babysitter's outside.
1633
01:41:50,646 --> 01:41:51,854
Okay.
1634
01:41:52,022 --> 01:41:53,856
-Oh, now go
-Go
1635
01:41:54,024 --> 01:41:55,858
-Walk out the door
-Out that door
1636
01:41:56,026 --> 01:41:58,111
Just turn around now
1637
01:41:58,946 --> 01:42:00,822
This is for you.
1638
01:42:02,366 --> 01:42:05,326
-For me?
-You're my valentine.
1639
01:42:11,333 --> 01:42:12,834
Thank you.
1640
01:42:14,795 --> 01:42:17,213
Oh, this is beautiful.
1641
01:42:17,381 --> 01:42:18,548
Wha--?
1642
01:42:19,216 --> 01:42:22,718
Are you sure that l am really the person
that you wanna give this to?
1643
01:42:22,886 --> 01:42:26,305
Yeah. I mean, l think so.
1644
01:42:26,473 --> 01:42:27,515
Why?
1645
01:42:27,683 --> 01:42:32,353
Well, when you pick a valentine you have to
be sure that you choose the right person.
1646
01:42:32,521 --> 01:42:36,315
Or else you could be overlooking someone
who's even more special to you.
1647
01:42:39,069 --> 01:42:42,655
Rani? But l don't love her. l love you.
1648
01:42:42,823 --> 01:42:45,908
Is it our age difference
that keeps you from going:
1649
01:42:46,076 --> 01:42:47,910
Boom, boom, boom.
1650
01:42:48,078 --> 01:42:49,328
Yeah, a little bit.
1651
01:42:49,496 --> 01:42:53,040
Is it my height? Because I'm gonna grow.
1652
01:42:53,208 --> 01:42:54,917
Well, then, no, it's not your height.
1653
01:42:55,085 --> 01:42:58,713
It's just it wouldn't be right,
because l know Rani likes you.
1654
01:42:58,881 --> 01:43:02,091
Really?
Well, l like her a lot too.
1655
01:43:02,259 --> 01:43:05,595
She's the only other fifth-grader
who has Frank Zappa on her iPod.
1656
01:43:05,762 --> 01:43:07,972
-See?
-And she loves giraffes.
1657
01:43:08,140 --> 01:43:10,600
See, giraffes, it's something you guys
have in common.
1658
01:43:10,767 --> 01:43:13,186
See, it's things like that
that can turn a friend...
1659
01:43:13,353 --> 01:43:16,606
...from someone that you like
into someone that you love.
1660
01:43:17,482 --> 01:43:19,692
Has that ever happened to you,
Miss Fitzpatrick?
1661
01:43:25,908 --> 01:43:27,116
Hello?
1662
01:43:29,578 --> 01:43:32,997
Hey, hey
1663
01:43:36,752 --> 01:43:39,337
Back to the chocolate!
1664
01:43:40,088 --> 01:43:41,255
I am the chocolate.
1665
01:43:41,423 --> 01:43:44,383
Oh, you are.
Thank you so much for coming.
1666
01:43:44,551 --> 01:43:48,179
You are the most special valentine
I have ever had.
1667
01:43:51,892 --> 01:43:55,102
-But it was great. And bye.
-Bye.
1668
01:43:56,897 --> 01:43:59,357
-Don't know how to do that.
-l'll teach you.
1669
01:43:59,524 --> 01:44:01,943
-There you go. Right on-- There it is. Close.
-Okay.
1670
01:44:02,110 --> 01:44:03,945
I know, you gotta go to work.
1671
01:44:04,112 --> 01:44:05,738
Bolly, bolly!
1672
01:44:05,906 --> 01:44:08,950
[ANJU RAMAPRIYAM'S "SIGNED SEALED
DELlVERED l'M YOURS" PLAYlNG]
1673
01:44:12,079 --> 01:44:14,580
Here. Happy Valentine's Day.
1674
01:44:16,667 --> 01:44:20,962
I don't usually go for girls my own age,
but you're pretty cool.
1675
01:44:21,672 --> 01:44:23,839
Wow, thanks.
1676
01:44:28,553 --> 01:44:31,013
I don't really have anything else to say.
1677
01:44:31,682 --> 01:44:35,851
Now l'm wondering
If your love's still strong
1678
01:44:36,019 --> 01:44:39,647
Here I am
Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours
1679
01:44:39,982 --> 01:44:41,482
[PHONE CHIMES]
1680
01:44:46,363 --> 01:44:47,613
I saw Edison.
1681
01:44:47,781 --> 01:44:49,865
I tipped the valet
to keep an eye on him.
1682
01:44:50,033 --> 01:44:52,410
I have the delivery van
set up over there.
1683
01:44:52,577 --> 01:44:55,871
We could take a trip to Mulholland.
Come check it out.
1684
01:44:56,039 --> 01:45:01,210
-Alex, can I be honest with you?
-l love it when you're honest.
1685
01:45:01,545 --> 01:45:03,879
I don't know if l'm ready for this.
1686
01:45:04,840 --> 01:45:07,967
-Lie to me.
-No, look, I'm serious.
1687
01:45:11,221 --> 01:45:13,848
Signed, sealed, delivered
1688
01:45:14,016 --> 01:45:15,766
KARA:
I'm gonna go now.
1689
01:45:18,520 --> 01:45:21,272
Signed, sealed, delivered
1690
01:45:21,440 --> 01:45:22,857
KARA:
Bye.
1691
01:45:26,570 --> 01:45:30,573
I guess that I thought that if we did this,
we'd have this special bond...
1692
01:45:30,741 --> 01:45:34,452
...and now I'm realizing that something
like this you can't just plan, you know?
1693
01:45:34,619 --> 01:45:36,412
It has to happen.
1694
01:45:37,122 --> 01:45:39,415
I mean, we have a chance
to make it happen.
1695
01:45:39,583 --> 01:45:43,544
But did you hear what you said,
"make it happen"?
1696
01:45:43,712 --> 01:45:47,214
We shouldn't have to make it happen.
1697
01:45:47,966 --> 01:45:50,134
Look, sit.
1698
01:45:50,594 --> 01:45:54,430
This is so sweet, and....
1699
01:45:54,598 --> 01:45:57,683
Look, Alex, I love you. I just--
1700
01:45:58,560 --> 01:46:00,770
I really think we should wait.
1701
01:46:01,229 --> 01:46:02,355
I'm sorry.
1702
01:46:04,608 --> 01:46:07,902
ALEX:
It's okay. I love you too.
1703
01:46:08,904 --> 01:46:10,321
And...
1704
01:46:11,907 --> 01:46:13,908
...we can still make out.
1705
01:46:29,508 --> 01:46:30,633
Bye.
1706
01:47:06,878 --> 01:47:08,379
[PHONE CHIMES]
1707
01:47:28,108 --> 01:47:29,817
[PHONE RlNGS]
1708
01:47:30,819 --> 01:47:35,197
Paula Thomas. Whoever this is better have
a good reason for calling me this late.
1709
01:47:37,075 --> 01:47:38,951
You want me to do what?
1710
01:47:39,744 --> 01:47:42,288
Boy, do you know who you're talking to?
1711
01:47:44,541 --> 01:47:46,375
Oh-ho-ho-ho.
1712
01:47:46,543 --> 01:47:48,836
Vladimir.
1713
01:47:52,716 --> 01:47:54,967
Well, let me tell you something, Vladimir.
1714
01:47:55,135 --> 01:48:00,181
You don't know what rough is
until you've dealt with a true African queen.
1715
01:48:00,348 --> 01:48:02,683
Let me get my stick.
1716
01:48:03,894 --> 01:48:05,561
Kneel to Nzinga!
1717
01:48:13,528 --> 01:48:16,238
Attention, l'm going home now.
1718
01:48:16,406 --> 01:48:19,450
But l wanted to say goodnight
to the world's greatest boss...
1719
01:48:19,618 --> 01:48:22,745
...and tell him that we all love him.
1720
01:48:27,250 --> 01:48:29,001
Good night, Nikki.
1721
01:49:40,490 --> 01:49:41,907
You saw.
1722
01:49:42,659 --> 01:49:44,118
Yeah.
1723
01:49:47,414 --> 01:49:50,332
I'd like to take to comment
on the story that we broke earlier.
1724
01:49:50,500 --> 01:49:52,459
Quarterback sensation Sean Jackson...
1725
01:49:52,627 --> 01:49:55,379
...has popped the lock on the closet
and come out.
1726
01:49:55,547 --> 01:49:59,508
What does this mean? Will there be more
house music played in the locker room?
1727
01:49:59,676 --> 01:50:02,928
These questions aside, Mr. Jackson's
name is likely to be remembered...
1728
01:50:03,096 --> 01:50:06,348
...alongside Jackie Robinson,
Muhammad Ali, and Billie Jean King...
1729
01:50:06,516 --> 01:50:08,976
...who endured their share
of trash-talking as well.
1730
01:50:09,144 --> 01:50:13,063
But let's allow future generations to decide
where to place Sean Jackson in history.
1731
01:50:13,231 --> 01:50:15,816
But let's be clear: lt's not about defiance...
1732
01:50:15,984 --> 01:50:18,986
...it's about what a man will do for love.
1733
01:50:19,154 --> 01:50:22,323
I stand behind you, Sean. Metaphorically.
1734
01:50:22,490 --> 01:50:23,532
-Oh, jeez.
KELVlN: Thank you.
1735
01:50:23,700 --> 01:50:24,867
Good night.
1736
01:50:25,535 --> 01:50:27,745
SHERRY:
And that's it for tonight's news.
1737
01:50:27,912 --> 01:50:34,043
Happy Valentine's Day to all of you.
Sherry Donaldson for KVLA, channel 1 3.
1738
01:50:34,210 --> 01:50:35,502
-Good. Hey, man.
-Excellent.
1739
01:50:35,670 --> 01:50:38,172
-Hey, way to go, bro.
WOMAN: Cue music, cue logo.
1740
01:50:38,340 --> 01:50:39,798
You sneaky little cupid.
1741
01:50:39,966 --> 01:50:42,426
You got romantic after all, didn't you?
1742
01:50:42,594 --> 01:50:45,220
I may get a few letters on that,
but I got your back.
1743
01:50:45,388 --> 01:50:47,556
-Thank you.
-Happy Valentine's Day, Kelvin.
1744
01:50:47,724 --> 01:50:48,932
Same to you.
1745
01:50:49,100 --> 01:50:52,394
Well, those stairs never looked so good.
1746
01:50:53,605 --> 01:50:56,982
Interesting perspective on Sean Jackson.
1747
01:51:08,328 --> 01:51:10,454
[KNOCKlNG]
1748
01:51:12,248 --> 01:51:14,083
Just a second.
1749
01:51:19,923 --> 01:51:21,590
Who is it?
1750
01:51:24,094 --> 01:51:25,344
You forgot your camera.
1751
01:51:29,224 --> 01:51:30,265
Can l come in?
1752
01:51:34,437 --> 01:51:36,063
Sure.
1753
01:51:39,526 --> 01:51:42,528
Jason, I feel bad about
how you found out about my job.
1754
01:51:42,696 --> 01:51:44,613
It was awkward, and l'm sorry.
1755
01:51:44,781 --> 01:51:46,949
But that is the only thing
that I apologize for.
1756
01:51:47,117 --> 01:51:50,536
No. I should be the one apologizing.
1757
01:51:51,287 --> 01:51:56,959
If you want to be
a adult phone entertainer...
1758
01:51:57,252 --> 01:51:58,377
...that's cool.
1759
01:51:59,379 --> 01:52:00,754
I don't know, Jason.
1760
01:52:00,922 --> 01:52:04,633
When you found out something about me
you didn't like, you judged me and bailed.
1761
01:52:04,801 --> 01:52:07,678
I don't think that's a promising
foundation for a relationship.
1762
01:52:07,846 --> 01:52:11,557
You know what? You're right.
I just spent all night in a cemetery.
1763
01:52:11,725 --> 01:52:14,268
And l actually learned something.
1764
01:52:14,936 --> 01:52:16,145
In a relationship...
1765
01:52:16,312 --> 01:52:18,605
...you have to accept the other person...
1766
01:52:18,773 --> 01:52:22,317
...for all of what they are,
not just the parts that are easy to like.
1767
01:52:22,485 --> 01:52:27,906
And you're stupid if you turn your back
on something as important...
1768
01:52:28,908 --> 01:52:29,950
...as...
1769
01:52:32,662 --> 01:52:33,954
...love.
1770
01:52:37,584 --> 01:52:41,587
So l bought this for you. At the store.
1771
01:52:51,181 --> 01:52:53,182
And this one goes....
1772
01:53:00,690 --> 01:53:03,025
[RlNGTONE PLAYlNG
ON PHONE]
1773
01:53:11,159 --> 01:53:14,244
[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT]
Sugar can't answer the phone right now.
1774
01:53:15,455 --> 01:53:19,041
[IN NORMAL VOICE] She's got to make love
to her boyfriend on Valentine's Day.
1775
01:53:24,297 --> 01:53:27,424
And, for the record, this is what l like.
1776
01:53:27,592 --> 01:53:29,468
Simple.
1777
01:53:41,105 --> 01:53:42,397
Yeah.
1778
01:53:43,066 --> 01:53:45,526
Let's just keep it really simple.
1779
01:53:45,693 --> 01:53:49,071
-l also like make-up sex.
-Whoa, what a coincidence.
1780
01:53:49,239 --> 01:53:50,405
-You too?
-Me too.
1781
01:53:50,573 --> 01:53:52,074
Yay!
1782
01:54:18,518 --> 01:54:19,810
Hi.
1783
01:54:23,606 --> 01:54:25,774
-Sorry.
-Yeah.
1784
01:54:27,735 --> 01:54:29,945
What are you doing with the flowers?
1785
01:54:30,488 --> 01:54:32,698
REED:
They're all the ones that nobody wants.
1786
01:54:32,866 --> 01:54:35,033
So you're giving them a second life?
1787
01:54:36,077 --> 01:54:38,620
Yeah, most shops throw them away.
1788
01:54:40,915 --> 01:54:45,669
I like the idea that tomorrow, somebody's
gonna see them floating by and--
1789
01:54:45,837 --> 01:54:47,087
Yeah.
1790
01:54:47,255 --> 01:54:49,965
--wonder where they come from.
And the mystery of it all.
1791
01:54:50,133 --> 01:54:52,801
I used to actually put them together...
1792
01:54:53,803 --> 01:54:56,513
...and practice new designs with them...
1793
01:54:56,681 --> 01:55:00,142
...and drop them off at a random doorstep
with a note saying:
1794
01:55:00,310 --> 01:55:02,978
"Somebody out there loves you."
1795
01:55:03,313 --> 01:55:05,355
Then l got to thinking...
1796
01:55:06,691 --> 01:55:09,401
...what if they found out
that someone was me?
1797
01:55:09,986 --> 01:55:12,237
Would they want me to be the one that
loves them?
1798
01:55:14,282 --> 01:55:15,490
I would...
1799
01:55:18,036 --> 01:55:19,661
...want that.
1800
01:55:25,543 --> 01:55:27,210
Am l about to kiss my best friend?
1801
01:55:29,172 --> 01:55:30,881
I hope so.
1802
01:55:41,017 --> 01:55:44,186
-Not great.
-That was awkward. Awkward.
1803
01:55:44,354 --> 01:55:46,480
-Just not great.
-Yep.
1804
01:55:46,648 --> 01:55:49,399
-But this is my old-- Where l get down.
-This is your spot.
1805
01:55:49,567 --> 01:55:51,360
You really helped me out. Susan is....
1806
01:55:51,527 --> 01:55:54,446
-Giving me a chance to be number one.
KARA: Congratulations.
1807
01:55:54,614 --> 01:55:56,073
-Thank you, again.
-Thank you.
1808
01:55:56,240 --> 01:55:58,158
-l'm gonna have to teach you.
-That is....
1809
01:55:58,493 --> 01:56:00,535
KELVlN: No-- I'll teach you this.
KARA: It's not natural.
1810
01:56:00,703 --> 01:56:03,080
-Keep the fist-- It's a little--
-Thank you. Okay.
1811
01:56:03,247 --> 01:56:04,873
-No, no, no. Open your--
-Open.
1812
01:56:05,041 --> 01:56:07,542
-You know what? l got a better idea.
-Not happening.
1813
01:56:15,551 --> 01:56:17,010
Okay.
1814
01:56:17,595 --> 01:56:19,596
That was nice.
1815
01:56:22,976 --> 01:56:26,395
Well, you didn't exactly, like,
knock it out of the park.
1816
01:56:26,562 --> 01:56:30,482
Well, we've never practiced,
you have to admit.
1817
01:56:30,650 --> 01:56:33,735
-Maybe we should practice, then.
-Okay.
1818
01:56:52,088 --> 01:56:53,505
Mommy!
1819
01:56:58,511 --> 01:57:05,976
You're so big.
1820
01:57:21,576 --> 01:57:23,618
-Did you imagine it better or worse?
-l did.
1821
01:57:23,786 --> 01:57:26,038
-You imagined it better?
-l gave you more credit.
1822
01:57:26,205 --> 01:57:27,247
-Really?
-Yeah.
1823
01:57:27,415 --> 01:57:31,543
-Well, l hate that l'm not living up to my--
-Well, l don't know.
1824
01:57:45,641 --> 01:57:48,977
MAN [ON RADlO]:
It's Romeo Midnight, one last time.
1825
01:57:49,145 --> 01:57:52,939
Only 30 seconds left now
before it's just another day.
1826
01:57:53,107 --> 01:57:54,649
So count it down with me, lovers.
1827
01:57:54,817 --> 01:57:59,613
And raise your glass to those three
little words that we all want to hear:
1828
01:57:59,781 --> 01:58:03,658
"Let's get naked."
1829
01:58:15,421 --> 01:58:18,423
I never had a inkling before, man.
I didn't know what to do.
1830
01:58:18,591 --> 01:58:21,009
I need to get to the airport.
1831
01:58:22,720 --> 01:58:24,262
Stupid--!
1832
01:58:29,936 --> 01:58:31,937
Vladimir! Let me get my whip.
1833
01:58:35,483 --> 01:58:38,860
You know I always
wanna answer yours first--
1834
01:58:41,197 --> 01:58:42,823
Oh! Just-- Let's do--
1835
01:58:43,533 --> 01:58:46,701
I never had a inkling before.
I didn't know what to do with it.
1836
01:58:46,869 --> 01:58:48,954
Shoot, we gotta get to the--
1837
01:58:49,122 --> 01:58:52,874
It's stupid. Stupid seat belt!
1838
01:59:00,633 --> 01:59:03,051
ELIZONDO: Oh, there's a--
Hold it, there's a finger in there.
1839
01:59:03,678 --> 01:59:04,845
You on Facebook?
1840
01:59:05,972 --> 01:59:08,390
I can't hear out of this ear.
1841
01:59:10,143 --> 01:59:11,643
Are you guys on Facebook?
1842
01:59:11,811 --> 01:59:14,729
I never had a inkling before.
I didn't know what to do with it.
1843
01:59:14,897 --> 01:59:17,941
All right. l gotta get to the airport.
1844
01:59:18,109 --> 01:59:21,945
She's probably at the gate by now.
1845
01:59:22,113 --> 01:59:23,155
How did you do that?
1846
01:59:29,704 --> 01:59:31,705
-Hey, l'm Taylor.
-And l'm Taylor. Too.
1847
01:59:31,873 --> 01:59:34,583
Yeah. It's confusing. Yeah, we know that.
1848
01:59:34,750 --> 01:59:36,251
Marker.
1849
01:59:36,419 --> 01:59:38,211
REDMOND: If you look out the window,
ma'am...
1850
01:59:38,379 --> 01:59:39,921
...we're passing
the famous Rodeo Drive.
1851
01:59:40,089 --> 01:59:43,466
-Have you ever shopped here?
-l did once, actually.
1852
01:59:43,634 --> 01:59:47,721
But, big mistake. Big. Huge.
1853
02:04:33,841 --> 02:04:35,842
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