All language subtitles for S2-E07 Whodunnit (WEBDL-1080p).en

PREVIOUSLY
Today, you're going to...

play a part in...

Coffee, Coffee Maid!

Hello, girls.

Just take a look at these
embarrassing before photos.

I don't know what to do.

Vivaldi, play by the fucking
rules.

Tabitha.

On the runway, I can see your hesitation
about whether to go for comedy or not.

-Keta Minaj.
-Hey, bitch.

You surprised me. It's
beautiful and well executed.

You're this week's winner.

Vivaldi, shantay, you stay.

Dear, sweet Tabitha.
Bye bye, darling.

AFTER TABITHA'S DEPARTURE

-Really, girl.
-Really...

-Tabitha...
-Tabitje, Tabitje, Tabitje.

Girls. This is only the
beginning. I love you. Go for it.

Aw. Big kiss, Tabitha.

We love you, Tabitha.
Tabitha was such a presence.

-Top five.
-Her energy will be missed.

She was the mother, the maker
of jokes, the teddy bear.

All of it.

-Tabitha, I love you.
-Tabitha, Tabitha!

-Just look at those lips.
-Like pool rings.

I'm sad to see Tabitha go. She was the
mother, the drunken aunt of this group.

She'll leave an empty space,
and I'm sad that I created it.

I saw something beautiful today.
And felt.

When Vivaldi looked into
my eyes, and said "I'm sorry."

It was so real, so real.
And I'm glad.

You've learned something that's
for life.

You should know that it wasn't
my intention to hurt you. It never is.

Our argument was an all-time
low.

But it's very important that we're
heading to the final hand in hand.

I'm glad we're seeing eye to eye
again.

-That's very important in life.
-We can do it.

I love you.

You know what I really felt?

Hatred, because she won three
badges.

With a 9.99 dress.

Girl, it's like chicken
scratchings.

99.99.

No, girls, no. You're just jealous.

Here's the label,
29.99.

-Yes, girl, as cheap as your face.
-Cheap tart!

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race

♪ Start your engines

The winner of Drag Race
Holland will receive a crown and scepter

from Fierce! Drag Jewels.

Her own stage at Milkshake
Festival.

And a cash prize of 15.000!

This week's panel is made up of
Tina de Bruin,

and Glennis Grace.

♪ ...Best drag queen win ♪

♪ Hangin' with the ladies
ladies, la, ladies

♪ Ladies don't leave me ♪

GIRL This is the new girl group.

-Cheating girl.
-Drama girl.

-Cheap girl.
-House wife?

♪ La la la, la la la la la la

-Girl!
-Girl, girl, girl!

Ah! It's the semi-final.

Wow, I'm still here.

We've got 1, 2, 3 badges...
and three badges!

I've already got three badges,
so I'm not really worried.

Anything could happen still.
It's only a snapshot.

-You can't afford mistakes.
-When you get this far, you want to stay.

I'm not going home, bring it on.

-It's now or never, darling.
-You have to bring your A game.

Ah, the Ru-mail!
What will it be?

You know, a famous movie star
once told me:

"RuPaul, an actor needs
to do two simple things.

"Listen." And... then she said
something else, but...

unfortunately, I wasn't really
listening.

But I was acting like I was
listening.

-Girls, we're going to act.
-Oh, that's fun!

Hup, hup, girls!

-Gimme an F.
-Gimme an R.

-Give me an E.
-Give me the D.

Hi, Fred.

-Fred what?
-Fred van Leer!

-Whoo!
-Whoo!

-Hi, queens.
-Hi, Fred.

Only four left, isn't that
bizarre.

Exciting.

You're holding each other.
All's well? No phones?

Sweet girls. It's the
semi-final.

-Isn't it exciting?
-Very exciting.

Let's take off with the mini
challenge.

-Ohhhh...
-Oooh.

Have you ever dreamed about winning
an Oscar, a Tony or a Golden Calf?

-Today's the day.
-Oh, my God.

Oh, Pit Crew!

Yes.

You've won an award in the
Miss Match contest.

You have to prepare
a thank you speech for it.

You're not acting as yourself,
but as one of the other queens.

I can't wait to see it.

I'm hoping for Vanessa. Because
she is properly hysterical. Literally.

OK queens, take your pick.
You can go first.

Aah! Who am I being?

I'd like to have a go at Puny.
Making a right fool of her.

That one? It's
probably...

Oh, my God!

-My balls, my balls!
-Vanessa van Cartier. Vanessa!

This one.

Oh! Ho-ho!

Oh, God. Here we go. Well,
she has a lot to work with.

-Girl...
-My Little Puny.

What a surprise.

Oh!

You'd better be nice, girl.

It'll be fine. I know this girl.

-Vivaldi, who could it be?
-I have no idea.

-Neither have I.
-The suspense is killing me.

Hey, hello.

-Hello!
-Hello.

-Hello.
-Hello. Come here often?

-Sometimes.
-Cozy.

My Little Puny!

Puny is always really gay.

And always very late. She's
always late.

-Queens, you have 20 minutes.
-20?!

To look like each other in fast
drag.

And start thinking about
your thank you speech.

Big suitcase.

- So much fun.
- But very little time.

Puny's eye makeup is always way
back.

With the eyebrow going like
"whoosh."

Sweet queens, welcome to
the Miss Match elections.

We have four prizes, and four
contestants.

Sweet Keta Minaj.

I'm going for cheap, a bit vulgar,
and cheap Ali-Express clothes.

Take your place, and I will
hand over your award.

You might know it,
this one's very special.

-I don't have that one yet.
-What did you win?

What is my award? What was it
again?

The cheap-ass whore.

Cheap-ass whore.
The cheapest, oldest prize.

-Indeed.
-That's such a shitty start.

Me laughing like this is insane,
I'm a witch.

But that's branding. Oh, um.

Thank you very much for this
award.

I've won the cheap-ass whore,
cheapest prize because

because I totally cleaned out
Ali-Express.

As it happens, she was wearing
two Ali-Express dresses last week.

She turned them into a fucking
fierce outfit and won a badge.

It was my strategy to show
my bare ass in the first episode.

That ensures you three badges.

She's jealous because she's got
a droopy ass, and I'm super fit.

She could use some Botox.

My Little Puny, step forward.

Sorry! Sorry I'm a bit late,
I'm in a hurry.

-Am I ready?
-Darling, this is your first prize.

What's the category?

Miss Never-On-Time Award.

-There you go.
-Thank you.

Thank you viewer pigeons, punanys,
and everything up, down and in between.

I want to thank my four nipples, without
whom this couldn't have happened.

Under my own nipples, I've
got two smaller, like birthmarks.

But you could say I've got four
nipples.

I'd like to thank
my wonky padding,

Carlo had a lot to say
about it, but I don't agree.

-It was really beautiful.
-Overall, well done, Vivaldi.

Vivaldi!

I really want to show Fred
that I can be funny.

So, bring it on.

-Congratulations, what was your category?
-Crime.

Crime! There you go.

Thank you, lovely viewers,
for my award in the category...

crime.

Ahahaha!

As you well know, I'm a very
honest girl.

We had to prepare this speech

and know it off by heart.

As always, I'm sticking to the
rules.

Thank you very much, lubulubulubu,
and you can all kiss my ass.

Hysterical. It was really spot
on.

Vanessa van Cartier.

Allez.

-This is your prize.
-Thank you.

-Is that my prize? Thank you.
-Which prize have you won?

The award for
the best drama queen in this play.

-Oh!
-Yes!

I'm so happy, I'm so moved.

I can't really act, but I can
make drama!

I'm so proud...
Oops, excuse me! Ehehehe...

She farts an awful lot, that
girl.

Those stinking whores fart a lot
as well, but I never mention it.

I want to thank everyone,
and Vivaldi...

You're a mean bitch!

Die, you bitch. You're a creep,
you're the devil!

Thank you. I'm extremely happy.

You're a dead girl.

Sweet queens,

It was a great night, and thank
you for your wonderful speeches.

But there can only be one
winner.

The winner of this mini
challenge is...

Vanessa van Cartier as Vivaldi.

-Come forward.
-I knew it, I knew it.

Here's your prize, and you're
also getting a lovely crown

that'll probably give you a rash
from the nickel, but that's irrelevant.

-Congratulations.
-Thank you.

As you can see, girls,
loveliness always wins.

I've won!

I'm glad a 'Vivaldi' won in the
end.

-Woohoo!
-Yes,

and that was the mini challenge.

On to the maxi challenge.
Do you like detective series?

-Yes.
-Yes, we do.

Because today, for your maxi
challenge...

you'll play the main part
in a proper murder mystery.

It's called "If the Shoe Kills."

-Do you guys understand the joke?
-No.

No? Fine. Sweet Vanessa,

You won as Vivaldi,
so you can choose the parts.

Ooh!

A very important task,
because it is the semi-final...

so this acting challenge is
very important for the runway.

Sweet actors, your
scripts are waiting for you.

Start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.

Hup hup!

Wait for me, wait for me!

One for you, one for you,
one for you, and one for me.

"If the Shoe Kills."

-Girl.
-Girl...

Detective series are not my cup
of tea. I never watch them, but...

We have to, so...

Let's check the parts. De
Quoque.

Ooh!

But not the c-o-c-k.

De Cock is from Baantjer,
it's a police crime series.

So we're getting a special
Baantjer, with drag queens.

In "If the Shoe Kills."

Dominant, egocentric, slightly
mean and indifferent police detective.

I'd love to play De Quoque, because
I've been playing whores all season.

Bimbos with tits and all that, so it
would be nice to try something different.

I've made my decision.
You're the detective.

-Thank you, darling. So sweet.
-I'll be the slut.

-You're the stupid one.
-Why am I being typecast here?

And you're the bitch.

Typecasting.

Argh! My nipples!

-I can't do it.
-First the left tit.

Queens!

Oh!

Whores...

-They're already in character.
-They're ready for it.

She did it!

-May I introduce you to Tina de Bruin.
-Hi.

Actress, very funny and all
that.

-You agree, don't you?
-Yes, I think so. Very funny.

I'm expecting the same from you.

-But I don't think that will be a problem.
-Absolutely not.

What do they have to show you?

You're looking good,
you've got your shit together.

What's going to be important is
timing, whether your timing is spot on.

I've got another surprise. The
second one.

You may enter!

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce
coir?

I'm really digging this.

-Hello, girls.
-Now I'm really forgetting my lines.

Ferry, you've also got a part.

-A deep part.
-Yes, with lots of dialogue.

With lots of lines.

Tina is the director, she's in
charge.

-And pay attention to Ferry.
-It'll be phenomenal.

-Phenomenal.
-I'm so happy with my part.

-Are you ready, queens?
-Yes.

Here we go. "If the Shoe Kills!"

Ahh!

This is rehearsal. Mistakes
are fine. Three, two, one, action.

Show yourself, Carla, I
know you're doing it with my...

Juliooooo!!

I don't see you looking for
Carla.

Don't look at her, but check
the entire space.

And then, bummer. Switch, and
action.

Show yourself, Carla!

I know you're doing it
with my Julio!

Carla? Oh. She's ready for it,
I can tell.

I think I can have a good go
at the stupid character.

I'm feeling it.

You're accusing me of doing it
with your man.

-I'm denying it.
-Faster.

You're confronting me, I mock you, I
give him my pussy bites, I turn him on.

Hold on a moment.

Just pick it up, and make sure it keeps
going, because it was faltering there.

Darling, this is a boring scene.
Let me summarize.

You accuse me of doing it with
your man, I deny, you confront me,

I feed him my pussy bites,
I mock you,

and I really turn him on.

The reason? Take a
look in the mirror, bitch.

-Everybody ready?
-Certainly.

There we go. Action.

One thing is certain...

The butler didn't do it.

I can see you decided how to do
this, but you should let go of that.

Tina wants me to introduce more
variation.

That's a big deal in acting.

You have to give them lows and
highs.

Give them all you've got,
but well timed.

Gives us that satanic laugh
three more times, it's great fun.

Mwahahaha!

How nice.

-Sorry, guys, this is gold.
-Duh.

Have you seen those tits?

Not Cock with a c-o-c-k, but
definitely with a q-u-o-q-u-e. Tits!

He's very, very suitable
for this irrelevant part.

Well.

This is not about Poes.

It says 'this is not about...',
and you point at him.

You have to concentrate on the cameras,
and then act with the others. Not easy.

This is not about Poes.

This is not about Poes.

I'm struggling with my lines.

This is not about Poes.

Let's do that again.

This is not about Poes.

That was good.

I'm being slapped on the wrist a
lot.

And when I'm told off,
I become very insecure.

She can't have done it.

She can't even talk properly.

You want me. Take me.

We've all been dry for three weeks, but
you're taking advantage of the situation.

Stop acting all innocent, Poes.

You can't do that.

You can't act at all.

Very good, kept it low, very
pretty.

Like water colors.

If you catch my drift.

Now I know the slut is making out with
Ferry, I would've preferred that part.

Missed opportunity.

Aaand, go!

You have to grab hold of your
own hair.

And you take her hand, not her
hair, and then you wave it about.

I'm going to go way over the
top.

Sweet queens, I've enjoyed
it a lot, you were great.

Not all equally good.

But I'll check with my friend
Ferry.

How do you feel? I thought
you were Ferry, Ferry good.

I'm breaking out in a sweat, but I
like overacting, and this is extreme.

I enjoyed every second.

I also enjoyed every second that
you...

Tina, tell us.

It's really like candy land.

I've seen a lot
and not seen other things.

One's better at this, the other
at that.

Ladies, this is very important
for the runway.

Semi-final, fingers crossed.

I... haven't got a clue.

Exciting!

Go take your things off
and relax.

Bye bye, darling!

Bye!

ELIMINATION DAY

Final four.

Yesterday felt really good,
and today we'll rock the runway.

Keta already has three badges.

So she doesn't have to worry.

But Vivaldi, Vanessa, and me
only have one.

What did you think about me
impersonating you at the Miss Match?

Six out of 10.

I'm wondering if I'm really like
that.

That's really who you are.

Why the farting joke?

Who's the biggest farter here?

-You don't have to be ashamed.
-You're so...

-horrible.
-Don't be ashamed, this is your air time.

Literally.

I have to go and fart. Bye.

Final runway before the final.

-You don't want to mess up on this one.
-True.

Very exciting, because you have
no idea what is going to happen.

Anything can happen. Anything.

Anything.

Boys, the semi-final, we're
gonna rock it!

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk

♪ And what?

Welcome to the main stage
of Drag Race Holland.

For the first time on our show,
winner of the Soundmixshow at 16,

she's a lovely Dutch mixture

of Curaçao and the Jordaan
neighborhood in Amsterdam,

and she has a pure golden voice,
Glennis Grace.

Glennis, on America's Got Talent
you sang for Simon Cowell,

and now you're part of a jury,
how does it feel?

A little bit uncomfortable.

-Uncomfortable? Do you want to go home?
-A little bit.

We know her from Kees & Co, Bad
Friends, Tower C, and Who is the Mole?

She loves Drag Race, and we love
her.

Tina De Bruin.

Tina, what are you watching out
for tonight?

Ooh, Let me think,
probably the outfits.

Great. The outfits.

Brilliant.

She's my rock, my support
and confidant,

my beautiful side-kick, my best
life-long friend,

Hello, hello, this is Marieke
Samallo.

Fred, we're already in the
semi-final.

-You're not kidding.
-Yes, I'm serious.

This semi-final will be painted
with a Holland-brush,

because the outfits need a Dutch
export product,

and have to include a Dutch
icon.

Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.

Category is: Double Dutch.

I've chosen the Vengaboys, and
CDs.

The first CD player was made
in the Netherlands.

So, yeah. Really Dutch.

I'd like to disc-uss this
outfit...

-Disc. I got it.
-You understand?

Boom, boom, boom,
I want you in my room!

Serving record shop
realness.

This girl knows
how to twirl a cape.

Ooh!

She woke up like this.

Ooh...

Hot from the tub, this slut.

Delft, wow!

Today, I'm on the runway in
a lovely bed from Delft.

Inspired by fashion icons Victor
and Rolf.

Just lay down beside me.

It's like ordering Victor
and Rolf from Ali-express.

So true.

Come here, I want to kiss you.

I mean, I want your cushion.

I saw a Victor and
Rolf show, with models in beds.

I think it's one of the most
iconic looks

and want to combine it
with Delftware.

I've chosen Miffy.

And I've covered my whole outfit

with 219 keychain clogs.

Today I want to show
that I'm not only beautiful

but that I can be funny,

as well as elegant at the same
time.

Um, wow. Doesn't she look
miffed?

You can say whatever you want
about Vanessa, but she is getting better.

Really well done,
she's hare-ing to go.

You're such a big-mouth.

Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Sigrid Kraag!

Hell of a collar, right?

I've chosen the painter
Rembrandt.

The master of
darkness and light.

Rembrandt was a masterful
painter of lace collars.

I wanted to show this in Hollands
biggest export product: steel.

I'm swaying through the night
in my chastity belt.

Burn me at the stake,
because steel can take the heat.

This is how Rembrandt
was slutting about in Leiden.

Looking at that chain
gives me a nickel rash.

This makes me steel over,
man!

Sweet queens, thank you for
your lovely looks on the runway.

Double Dutch, I like that.

Only one step from the grand
final, but someone has to go.

I was thinking, now you're
here...

I'll ask you right now...

Who has to go?

-Vivaldi?
-Um. I'm proud of all of us...

Blah, blah, blah, much too
mellow.

In that case...

My Little Puny. I was hoping for
more from her this season.

When Puny's on stage,
I'm missing something.

The art-ness of it all, I might
say.

-My Little Puny.
-Looking at the last maxi challenge...

I have to say,
though she's my sister, Vanessa.

-Vanessa van Cartier.
-Yes.

Though Vivaldi and me have
made up, I still think she has to go.

-Keta Minaj.
-You have to deliver beautiful looks...

You have to be able to act
and to dance, and I think...

that Puny, Vanessa and me can
just deliver that better than Vivaldi.

Apparently, I'm not an
all-rounder.

Girl, do you make your wigs,

have you seen your makeup,
do you make your clothes?

No. But I do.

Thank you for your opinions.

First of all.
"If the Shoe Kills."

I've laughed out loud, and perhaps
lost a little bodily fluid as well.

Let's look at the result.

Pert, Pipa Poppers,
Pert, Pipa Poppers,

Pipa, Pipa, Pipa Poppers!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Oh, Poes!

That girl is so good at acting.

Pets! This opening scene is
really...

Dead-ly!

IF THE SHOE KILLS

Darling, don't give me that
look.

-Everything about me is out of tune.
-Not only out of tune, doll.

Ugly, old, irritating, and
above all, stupid as well.

But I'm only saying this
to be constructive.

How sweet. Thank you, doll.

It is I, Inspector de Quoque.

Written C-O-C-K?

No dummy, Q-U-O-Q-U-E.

Quoque. And this is my slave,
Vledder.

Kledder, Vledder, whatever.

He doesn't add much, but he's
very, very, very suitable

for this irrelevant part in this
high quality murder mystery.

Thank you for this great
introduction, de Quoque.

But I want to emphasize that I'm
only here

for my looks, so people
have something to look at.

-I'm such a fan.
-Darling, I only have fans.

I'm Miss Poes.

I guess you know us as the
Poppers.

The perky, sexy girl group.

Uhn!

You want to feel me up?
Please do, all over.

Stop, I'm completely innocent!

Until you find out that I'm not.

But only if you find out.

Otherwise, I remain innocent.

What could I have done wrong?

Nothing at aaaall.

Quiet. I'm here to unravel the
mystery of your colleague Popper Carla.

We don't have the budget
for even more lousy actresses.

So it has to be one of you two.

Jesus, Pets, can't you keep it
down?

Carla, you're alive again.

-No, doll, it's a flashback.
-Is it?

Oh!

-Do I look younger?
-No.

- Why are you here?
- To argue?

So that I will become the main
suspect in this murder mystery.

Why are you refusing to go by
a name with a 'P'?

We are the Poppers, with Pets,
Poes, and Carla.

-Well, I was born as Carla.
-You were born as Kees!

Bitch, soon
you'll be replaced in this band.

What? You filthy, dirty,
backwards liar.

My ladle is more musical than
you.

So bad.

Girl, what are you doing?

The script says I have to attack
you now.

-But I just got my nails done.
-Just a moment.

Come here, girly. Yes.

And, go!

Carla?

Oh. OK.

Bye bye, darling.

I!

Killed! Her!

Cuff me, take me however you
want.

Hold on a minute!

It is never the first suspect.

That's too easy.

Shot of me.

Poes. Where is your shoe?

I don't know.

I'm not too sure what to say.

Have I even got lines?

She can't have done it. She's
not even able to express herself.

You need me. Take me!

Stop pretending you're innocent,

Poes, you can't do it.

You can't act at all.

-But I...
-Ho!

We have to go to the next
flashback.

Show yourself, Carla!

I know you're doing it with my
Julio!

Carla?

Oh.

She's ready and waiting for it,
I see.

Pipa Poppers. I was out of it,
for just a moment.

What did you do with my Julio!?

Darling, it's going to be a
boring scene.

Let me summarize.
You accuse me of doing yer man,

I deny, you confront me with
your evidence, I laugh at you.

I turn him on. Why?
Look in the mirror, woman!

And get this thing off of me!

Oh, no! Not that one!

It cost me three months wages.

Oh. How silly,
I totally forgot about it.

I came in, and she was lying
there.

Dead. On the floor.

Poor doll. Just like me to
forget something like that.

Good. This can only mean one
thing.

That Pets is the killer in this
wonderfully layered mystery.

Nice. Case closed.
Take her in, Flodder.

-It's Vledder.
-You were going to remain dumb.

Arrest me, punish me.

Handcuff me!

Don't you get your brilliant
ideas later on usually?

First, you're on the wrong
track, and later, in a bar,

near the end, you realize
who the villain is.

You're wrong, Poes.

I know everything.

One thing is certain.
The butler didn't do it.

Hmmm...

Pipa Poppers!

Who are you guys?

Ooh, I think I banged my head.

That won't do, doll.
Or we won't have a corpse.

That's annoying, that's not what
we want.

Come, darling. Die, bitch.

Klodder, call the other Poppers.
We will solve this murder together.

I doubt it's going to get you an
Oscar, but it was very enjoyable.

You know that this maxi challenge
weighs heavily on today's decision.

High time for the jury's
remarks.

First off, Vivaldi.

Vivaldi, I think you're fun, and
exciting.

I can tell you have a lively
imagination.

In the acting challenge I
could really see who you are.

You were open, you enjoyed it,
and you were yourself.

I like that about you, I just
want to look at you.

And that is a strength.

Hair on fleek, makeup on fleek,

but the least interesting outfit
of the last couple of weeks.

Sweet Vivaldi, starting
with the maxi challenge,

the acting, I could watch you
sucking that pipe for three hours.

That can be arranged.

But it wasn't clear to me
what this outfit was about.

Moving on to My Little Puny.

Hey, Punany.

I can tell you've got acting experience.
You're the only one that went flat out.

Who listened to other lines.

At the same time you're leaning
on that experience.

The outfit.

To be honest, I think it's a bit
boring.

Those tights give me the creeps.

But your acting skills were
great.

Moving on to Vanessa van
Cartier.

I'm pleasantly surprised by your
outfit.

What I like about you, when
we're talking about your own style,

you've got that, even when
you're on the catwalk as Miffy.

It's still there.

Vanessa van Cartier. To be
honest, acting is not your thing.

But then you're on the runway
as Miffy, prancing away.

With a joint. Darling, this is
what I wanted to see from you.

Otherwise I only see beautiful
Vanessa, and we know that already.

-This was surprising and fun.
-Thank you.

On we go with Keta Minaj.

-Hey, bitch.
-Hey, darling.

Keta, you've got
lots of acting experience.

It's a Fran Drescher-like
quality.

With a lot of humor and a
Rotterdam-style.

I thought it was tough.
And this look is tough.

And I would love to see your
soft side, I'm curious about you.

I thought your acting was very
fun.

That Rotterdam accent that I
love.

Dear semi-finalists,
it's very difficult for us.

So if you "sh-sh", we can talk
about you, which we need to.

Bye bye darling.

-How do you feel, Puny?
-I think I'm up for the lip sync.

Once again, my look seems to be
boring.

I'm stuck in that treadmill of
my own insecurity and negativity

and I get stuck and become
emotional.

I can't keep with it, with my
head.

-I want to get through.
-I understand.

Your challenge was very good
and that's very important.

When they say not to lean on my
experience, I don't know what to do.

We made it to the final stretch.

I want to get positive comments
on the complete look.

It sucks that somebody has to go,
but of course I don't want it to be me.

I don't want to go home now,
I worked so hard to get here.

-We're fighters, and we're going for it.
-Yes, girl.

No tears.

Though I'll make you cry later on,
because you named me to leave.

I only named you, based on
the previous maxi challenge.

Because I feel there's a lot more
possible in terms of interpreting lines.

It's not based on looks or
personality, like Vivaldi said about me.

Not about personality, darling.

You said you expected
more personality and drama.

Not necessarily more drama,
but more presence, here am I.

I've always given 'here am I' on
stage.

I don't need to do this here,
in the group.

-I understand.
-I don't like that.

-Dramatic, girls.
-Isn't it just.

But, we're the last four,
and that means a fucking lot.

Let's drink to that.

Let's do it.

-Cheers.
-Cheers, top four.

Sweet and sour members, or
rather friends.

I want your views
on the final four queens.

First of all, Vivaldi.

She draws my attention,
I think she's exciting.

I see something naughty,
fantasy.

I see someone who's a bit
of a maverick, and inventive.

She did the acting challenge
well, she had thought hard about it.

But it was a bit square.

So that could've been better,
and the voice started to grate.

That voice, combined
with the all woman look.

And the funny mustache, but maybe it
would've been better as a hot woman.

The only thing I remember
is her sucking on that pipe.

Moving on with My Little Puny.

She was great and well-prepared
in the acting challenge.

She was the only one who
actually worked with the others.

When Vanessa climbed on her,
with her legs, she used that.

This shows she was in the moment,
and it was good and fun to watch.

I don't often say this,
but it was a refreshing Puny.

Puny could've done
this better.

Could've blown us away
with a massive pillow,

and by finishing everything
properly.

And get rid of those terrible
tights.

I love and collect Delftware.

But I've often seen it on Drag
Race.

Vanessa van Cartier. Tina.

Vanessa didn't know her lines
in the acting challenge,

She didn't play with the others,
only with Ferry, which I get, but...

I missed that, she was purely
on her own track.

Very little listening and
watching, which was a shame.

When you see it again, you
want to look at her, she's lovely.

You love her and want to watch
her. But her preparation was really bad.

-Does Miffy mean anything to you, Glennis?
-No.

But this Miffy was perfect.

The look was great and it was
daring.

Her look on the runway
was number one for me.

Period. Last, but certainly
not least, Keta Minaj.

Last week we finally saw Keta
with a soft look,

after having said every week
that it was a bit hard,

then I don't get that you're
doing this again.

This looked could've been tweaked,
softened, and the makeup as well.

The acting challenge was very
funny.

Great how Keta does this,
especially when you notice her balls.

I felt it was a bit boring.

For me, it didn't
have a 'wow-factor' at all.

And I felt the same
during the acting challenge.

I can't remember it well, so it
didn't leave much of an impression.

-There's only four of them.
-It's the semi-final but...

How freaking difficult is this?

Quiet!

I've made up my mind.
Bring back my semi-final girls.

Sweet queens, welcome back.

Thank you very much for
your looks here on the runway.

In this decisive episode. Which
of you will go through to the final?

It's difficult every week,
but almost impossible this time.

But it has to be done.

I've reached the following
conclusion.

My Little Puny.

Today's look...

was a real pity.

Eyes, too heavy, lips, too hard,
the hair, too much.

You could've refined it so much.
As for the acting challenge,

that was really very good.

It hurts me to say...

my sweet Puny,

you're this week's winner.

Based on your acting skills,
not based on your look.

-Congratulations.
-Great girl, oh, my God.

What?

I can't wrap my head around
it, this means I'm in the final.

I said that the maxi challenge
was very important for the final.

And you nailed it.

Based on your look,
you wouldn't have made it.

But you acted as if
your life depended on it.

Congratulations.
You're through to the final.

Thank you.

You win a handmade jewelry set
by Aster Lab.

Congratulations!

And that's not all, because each
winner receives not only money,

but a badge as well.

Sweet My Little Puny,
you can go stand at the back.

There are three more fantastic
queens standing before me.

Sweet Vivaldi,

You're a fantastic, creative
queen.

Sweet Vanessa, you're also
a fantastic queen.

Not that good at acting, but
great at loads of other things.

Sweet Keta.

With all that stage experience,
you deserved your semi-final spot.

You're a witch, but a very
beautiful one.

It's really difficult for me.

Which one of you will fight
the lip sync battle?

Keta Minaj.

I'm sorry, but you're in the
lip sync battle.

Fuck.

This is not so good. This.

Ohhh, shit.

If I have to go against Keta, who is a
performance machine, animal, whore.

Vivaldi and Vanessa.

One of you will have to lip sync
tonight.

What the fuck?

If I have to lip sync against
Keta,

I don't know how it will end.

The one going through to the
final...

is...

Vanessa.

Congratulations.

-Thank you.
-You surprised us enormously.

Today, your look was the best.

You've deserved your place in
the final.

-Thank you, Vanessa.
-Thank you.

Vivaldi, this means you're fighting
Keta Minaj in the lip sync battle.

This battle is very important.

It decides who goes through to
the final.

You've prepared a lip sync
performance...

on Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.

This is your last chance
to convince me...

that you shouldn't be sent home.

It is time to lip-sync...
for your life!

Good luck, but don't screw it
up.

♪ Tonight I'm gonna have myself
a real good time

♪ I feel ali-i-i-ive

♪ And the world,
I'll turn it inside out, yeah

♪ I'm floating around in ecstasy

♪ So, don't stop me now

♪ Don't stop me
'Cause I'm having a good time

♪ Having a good time

♪ I'm a shooting star
leaping through the sky

♪ Like a tiger defying the laws
of gravity

♪ I'm a racing car passing by
like Lady Godiva

♪ I'm gonna go, go, go
There's no stopping me

♪ I'm burnin' through the sky,
yeah

♪ 200 degrees

♪ That's why they call me
Mister Fahrenheit

♪ I'm traveling at the speed of
light

♪ I wanna make a supersonic
woman of you

♪ Hey, hey, hey!

♪ Ooh ooh ooh!

♪ I like it

♪ Have a good time, good time

♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me

♪ Oh!

♪ Don't stop me now
I'm having such a good time

♪ I'm having a ball

♪ Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time

♪ Just give me a call

♪ Don't stop me now
'Cause I'm having a good time

♪ Don't stop me now
Yes, I'm having a good time

♪ I don't wanna stop at all

Sweet queens, thank you very
much.

This is a very difficult
decision, just before the final.

But I've made up my mind.

Vivaldi...

Sweet girl, it's not your
time yet. Shantay, you stay.

You may join the others.
Congratulations.

Sweet Keta, that means you're
going home.

And it's awful, because you're.

a fantastic queen.

So talented, you can dance,
you're wonderful.

You're creative,
we've enjoyed you so much.

-It's such a shame.
-Yeah. I wasn't expecting it.

I went into the semi-final feeling
good because of the three badges.

I want to thank you for this platform
you've given me, I felt really good here.

I was able to show myself.

Not till the end, but I'm very
proud.

You've got every reason,
you did really well.

You'll always be part
of the Drag Race family.

But for now, sashay away,
or rather, bye bye darling.

See you later.

Keta, I love you.

There's a time to come, and a
time to sod off. Bye bye, darling.

It's just the way it is, of
course I think it's a shame...

but it is what it is.

I can't change it, I've don't my
best, I'm proud of myself, I'm happy.

Dear people, the pleasure was
all mine.

Bye bye.

Sweet queens, congratulations
on your spot in the grrrand final.

There's someone who wants to
talk to you.

Condragulations.

Remember, if you can't love
yourself,

how the hell are you going
to love somebody else?

-Can I get an amen up in here?
-Amen!

Alright now, let the music play.

♪ Can you feel the love?

♪ A little bit of love

♪ Goes a long, long way

♪ Lifting you up to a brighter
day

♪ Love Can you feel the love? ♪

Prove to the world that you are
the next Drag Race superstar.

- Oh, Fred!
- Oh, Fred!

Oh, my God!

We're going to record
a video clip together.

Don't fuck it up.

Welcome to the Grand Final of
Drag Race Holland.

The winner...
of Drag Race Holland...

is...