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Previously on Royal Pains.

Marisa has
diagnosed me, Hank.

She's coming to live
here at Shadow Pond.

So, your prison stay may have
caused endocrine problems.

We should do a work-up.

I assume this exam is protected
by the doctor-patient privilege.

Boris doesn't know
he's going to be a father.

Thank you for saving my life.

What happened happened,

and talking about it can't help that
it never should have happened at all.

Are you okay?
No.

Are you sleeping
with the enemy?

It's pronounced Emily.

Having another doctor,

one with complete autonomy,
would give HankMed more bandwidth.

Okay, guys. Are there
any other options?

Emily Peck.

You're the best.

And I miss you, Hank.
I really miss you.

Div... Hey.
How are you?

Hi, Divya.

Hey, Divs.
How's Raj?

Hey, say what, now? We can't
hear you, Div. It's not working.

Div. Divya.

I know. We...
We can't hear you.

She's in London.

I don't think talking any
louder is going to help.

I can't believe this. This is
supposed to be cutting-edge technology.

We can't have a conference
call to London?

This is so stupid.

We've got to upgrade
this stupid fossil.

What is this?
Stupid...

She says you've got it on
mute. You have it on mute.

No, I don't.

Hello, boys.

Thank you. He's a little
slow. All right, all right.

Hi. Um, welcome to our first official online
staff meeting. That's pretty cool, right?

It's exciting. Yeah.

How are you?
How's Raj doing?

Oh, he's great.
We are great.

It was really good for us to
spend a few days alone together.

Good.

We even managed to finalize
some of the wedding details.

Oh, that's cool.
Uh-huh.

You'll be happy to know
that we have four artists...

...ceremony...

We can't hear you.
... ginormous...

You're roboting.

Yeah.
You're like...

Come on.

Imagine the chaos...
There we go.

...of trying to get it
all organized.

Yeah,
that's got to be really...

Chaotic.

Which leads me to giving you
my official three-week notice.

What?
I thought we had...

Three... We had
four weeks, right?

Three weeks?

Well, it's four weeks
till the wedding. Uh...

But I'll need to be
in London the week before.

Right. Yeah, of course.
Yeah.

Look, I'll be back later on today,
and we can talk about it then.

Great.

Hank.
Yeah.

Have you talked to Dr. Peck
about joining the practice?

She's still in San Diego, but I'll
talk to her whenever she gets back.

Did you ever think that maybe
next year, you and Raj will

come back to the Hamptons and
maybe just be part of HankMed again?

Yeah. You could...

I... I'm sorry I said that, Div. Oh.

She's not... All right.
Just...

Ground Control to Major Tom.
She doesn't... She's not...

Divya...
Dude, the thing is frozen.

There's nothing moving.

The circuit's dead.
What?

Something's wrong
with your...

Divya.

I've got to go. Uh...
Way to go, Einstein.

You nailed it again.

It's 8:00
in the morning.

I know. We have a permit to start
at 7:00, but we waited until 8:00

out of consideration
to the neighbors.

If you'll just bear with
us, we'll be gone soon.

Soon? You've got, like, 20
people running around my backyard.

Twenty? I don't think
it's that many.

Although, I don't know, you could
be right. Numbers aren't my thing.

I know, we're supposed to be good
at math. What are you going to do?

But I'm a really good driver,
so, uh, it makes up for that.

Oh, wait. Excuse me. I'm sorry.
Are you the really good driver

who parked his van
in my driveway,

forcing me to park out in the
street, where my car was towed?

I'm sorry. Could you excuse
me? I need to deal with this.

Wouldrt want to
inconvenience you.

Hey, I got your text.
Your car got towed?

Yeah. Yeah.
It's a long story.

Oh. Thank you so much. I don't know
how I would have gotten to work.

Yeah, no.
What is going on?

They're filming
a reality TV show.

Apparently, all you need is a
camera and people with no shame.

I've gotten,
I don't know,

maybe eight hours of sleep
in the past three days.

Hmm. Well, why don't you
go to your parents'?

Because my parents
are there.

Right.

Well, um...
You can stay with me.

I don't think so.

No, really.
It's no big deal.

I'll sleep on the couch.
You can have my room.

You won't be uncomfortable?

I won't be uncomfortable.

Will you be uncomfortable?

I'll get my things.

Go faster, Craig!
They're beating us!

Oh, hell, no!

Craig! Craig! Help!

Help!

Help!

There was an accident.

I'm a doctor.
Take me out there.

Need an ambulance.

Okay, slow. Slow. Jill! I need
a board to immobilize her spine!

Got it.

Give me that board.

That's it. That's it. Can you
move your fingers and toes?

It hurts.

Let's get the board
under her feet.

Here we go. Slide it.
Slide it under.

That's it.
Keep it coming.

Got her head?

Yeah. It's under her head.

Hey, can I help?

Yeah, I need a life jacket.

Hold her head.
Got her.

That's it. We got it.
All right. Let's move.

Here you go, guys.

That's it.

Oh, I hope she's okay.

Sorry.

I hope we got it all on tape.

Twenty-four-year-old female
near drowning victim

in respiratory arrest
for possibly three minutes.

Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation initiated
with resumption of respiration.

Now has a GCS of 15.

Boarded and collared. Hamptons
Heritage got the trauma alert.

Is she going to be okay? Please
tell me she's going to be okay.

She's, like,
my best friend.

Uh, they'll do a CT scan at the hospital
to confirm that there's no spinal damage.

We'll know more then.

Oh! Thank God.

Uh... Okay, okay.

Hank, right?
Uh, yeah.

Hey. I'm Tony Lee.
I produce the show.

Hi.

I have to tell you, that was one of the
most incredible things I have ever seen.

Uh, thank you. If
they're going to Jet Ski,

as the producer, you might want
to dial back on their margaritas.

Oh. Actually, they
werert even drinking.

They just like to have fun.

Oh.
It's not an excuse,

just an explanation.
Right.

Anyway, uh,
I really appreciate it

and we will definitely
pay you for your time.

Oh. You don't
have to pay me.

Uh, just as a small thing,
if you could, uh, sign this,

it would be very helpful
to the show. What is it?

It's just a legal release so
we can show your face on camera.

Oh. Uh, yeah.
I don't think so.

Okay. Well, you know what? Hold onto it.

If you're... If you're not
happy, we'll blur your face.

Thank you.

A Gatsby party at the
Blackstone Club with you?

It's a dream. I'm dreaming.
Like, somebody should pinch me.

Pinch me,
not punch me.

My bad.

Ow! Okay. We've established
that I'm not dreaming.

And that I have a very low
pain threshold, apparently.

But I honestly can't believe you and
your family are members of Blackstone.

That's, like,
the coolest thing ever.

Yeah. We belong
to a lot of clubs,

but I don't usually tell
people about Blackstone,

because they always end up wanting
to bring everyone and their uncle.

Really?
Yeah.

You don't have to worry
about me. Or my uncle.

Oh. I wasrt
talking about you.

If you wanted to bring someone
sometime, that would be fine.

Really?
Yeah.

That's cool.

Okay. Ready?
Ready.

Whoa. We look awesome.

Well, you're half right.

What do you mean? Whoa!

Apparently, the requirements
for foreign doctors

to practice general medicine in
the US are the same for everyone,

regardless
of their experience.

It's been a long time
since I've taken a test.

I know it seems like a lot
of hoops to jump through,

especially for someone
of your stature.

Shall I have Anthony
prepare something else?

No, no, no.
The food is fine.

I just don't have that
much of an appetite.

What about research?
That's another option.

And one you can start doing
immediately, without taking any exams.

There are a number of hospitals
interested in her research.

Although I'm not eager
to lose you to the lab again.

You feel warm to me.
Are you all right?

I'm fine.

I'm just a little tired.

Will you excuse me?

Of course.

I'm worried
about her, Hank.

Ever since she's arrived,
she seems depressed.

And it's not just homesick.

It's something different.

Well, maybe she just needs a little
time to settle into her new life.

I can't believe you
met the whole cast.

Like, I love... I've loved every
single episode of Share House.

I've seen every single one.
Aspen, South Beach, Malibu.

You know, it's hard
to imagine that

a TV show that appeals to
the lowest common denominator

would appeal to you.

Yeah.

Sounds like the party is
around back. I'm going to go.

Oh, my God. Go get 'em. I'm going.

Oh.

No comeback from Evan.
All right, what's going on?

Oh, no, no, no. He's
just happy you're back.

We both are.

Hank.
Thanks for coming.

Sure.

Tony, this is Divya,
my physician assistant.

Hi.
Hi.

So, uh, how's Brooke?

Her neck is stiff
and she's a little bruised,

but there was no
spinal damage.

That's a relief.
Yeah, it is.

So, uh, why I called.
Uh, you remember Craig?

He was driving
the Jet Ski with Brooke.

Uh-huh.

He was fine all day, but, uh,
now, he's weak and nauseous.

Well, where is he?
He's out back. Come on.

Come on! Come on!

Thank goodness you're here. Craig's
really not been feeling well.

I've been so
worried about him.

Uh-huh. Hey, Craig.
How you doing?

Not too good, Doc.
I, uh... I feel dizzy.

My mouth is dry and my
visiors kind of blurry.

Yeah, the droopiness
is bilateral.

So, we can rule out Bell's. Mmm-hmm.

And it would be rare for a stroke to
present itself symmetrically like this.

Pupils are dilated.
Are your legs weak?

Yeah.

Do you have headaches?
Any history of seizures?

Are you taking over-the-counter
drugs or any type of drugs?

No, no, no, and hell, no.

Let me see your eyes
for a second.

Open your mouth.
Say, "Ah. "

Ah.

It's bilateral.

Take your shirt off and sit
forward on the chaise lounge.

How awesome is this
episode going to be?

This is
compelling TV.

I just wish I didn't have
to blur your brother's face.

What is that?

Hank wouldn't sign a release. That's
one of the reasons I called him back.

I'm trying to
change his mind.

No, no, no, no, no.
Dude, let me talk to him.

Yeah.

Hey, Tony. Um... I'm not
sure what's wrong with Craig.

We'll have to wait
and see the test results.

Well, can he stay here?
He's going to want to.

He is?

Yeah, well, you know, Craig's
our before-and-after guy.

He used to be really
shy and overweight.

Spent his life
being invisible.

But he's been working his butt off
to get into shape and change his life.

And look at him.
He did it.

He's a great guy and... And
this is his chance to be seen.

Hey. Am I okay, Doc?
What did you find?

Well, um...
We don't know, yet.

Hey, Craig. Do you want to stay
in the Share House or go home?

What, are you kidding?
I want to stay.

I... I do want to stay.

So,
what are you thinking?

Guillain-Barré?

Increasing ICP
from mass and herniation?

It could also be Lyme,
Myasthenia Gravis...

Pending lab results, the course
could easily and rapidly worsen.

So, he'll need hourly
neuro assessments.

Mmm-hmm.

Monitoring to ensure
the airway remains patent.

I'll stay.

Are you sure?
Yeah.

I'll call you if I need you.

Okay. Good luck.
No margaritas.

Oh, my God. No, no, no.

What are you doing here?

Well, not what you were going
to be doing, I'll tell you that.

Hand me my bra.

Yeah. Sure.

What the hell is...

Dude.

Don't even think about it.

We'll do it later.

Oh, God.

Sorry.
Hey. That's all right.

Uh... What is all of this?

It's my
home away from home.

I spend my life in here watching
other people living theirs.

Everyone has a story to tell,
and my job is to find it.

Well, um,
I'm looking for Craig.

Have you seen him?

Kitchen.

You're strong.
I work out.

Whoa.

I am seeing two of you.

How much have
you had to drink?

A lot.

I love your earrings.

Well, that's what separates
us from animals, you know.

Earrings?

Our ability to accessorize.

I design handbags.
Yeah.

You know what? I need to
have Craig go back to bed.

Hmm.

Alone.

I need to see all the footage with
Craig in it from the past week.

Okay.

Good morning.

Hey. Okay.
How many for breakfast?

Just the two of us.
Really?

Yeah, Emily left last night.
Jill left early this morning.

The Breakfast of Champions.

Fruity Puffs.

Breakfast of you.
Nice.

Mmm-hmm.
All right.

It was all just a mix-up.

Yeah, I kind of gathered
that. So, was Emily pissed off?

Not at all. She was
cool. She totally gets it.

You know, I just told her
the truth, and that was that.

That's good. So, it's not going to
be awkward when we see her later?

Not unless you make it
awkward, which you do.

No, I don't.
Well...

Oh, oh, oh!
Check it out.

So, Tony emailed me some footage
of your rescue that he cut together.

Uh-huh.

Um, I'm just going
to preface by saying,

in all seriousness, I've seen
you do some pretty amazing things

since we've been here.
This trumps all of them.

Help!

I'm a doctor.
Take me out there.

That was pretty good.

Look at your eyes.
Look at the intent.

I know.
You look like a cheetah.

Look at the look
on her face.

Yeah. That was me.

So, why not just
sign the release?

Oh!

I mean, this kind of thing is
life changing for regular people.

Okay? Just imagine what this could do
for someone who actually has talent.

How do you want your no?
Fast or slow?

Oh, my God. I'm...
I'm baffled by you.

And I, you, my friend.

It's just, with medicine,
you'll try anything.

With everything else,
you're close-minded.

I don't think
I'm close-minded.

I know. You think you're open-minded
when it comes to new things...

Mmm-hmm.
... which is true,

as long as the new things are
exactly the same as the old things.

All right, maybe you're
right. I am right.

I'll keep an open mind.

In the future.

All right.

Come in.
Thank you.

Please.
How are you feeling?

Tired. Nauseated. Pregnant. I'm
going to be needing an OB soon,

and I was hoping you could help
me out with some recommendations?

Yeah, of course.
Absolutely.

Let me give you a quick
check-up while you're here.

Hmm. Your lymph nodes
are swollen.

And you're running
a little fever.

I might have
a touch of the flu.

Okay.

I guess you'll want to do a full
blood panel to rule out infections?

Yes.
And a repeat ultrasound.

Arm, please.

Thank you. So, Boris thinks
you're depressed and homesick.

Boris is an extremely
private man.

He has brought you
into his confidence,

and that says
something about you.

But don't assume
you know him.

I don't.

But keeping something like this from
him can be stressful to you and maybe...

I will take care of my
relationship with Boris.

Thank you very much.

Okay.

So,
what we're asking is,

what would you think
about joining HankMed?

Okay, give me a clue as to
whether you're kidding or not.

I'm not kidding.
Good clue.

Divya's getting married
in four weeks. So...

So, you want me to replace
a physician assistant?

No, no, no.
Not at all. No.

Divya leaving just underscores
how short-staffed we are.

We want you to join
as an equal partner.

Thank you.

That is quite an offer.

I have a counterproposal.

Of course you do. See, I
told you this was a mistake.

A counterproposal
that builds on your idea.

Why don't we hear what the lady has
to say, try to keep an open mind?

When I was in California, I met
with some venture capitalists

who agreed that the concierge medical
practice is ripe for franchising.

They have money.
Lots of money.

And they want me to be front
and center for their idea.

Why you? Why not him?

I'm prettier.

But if they want you,
why come to me?

Because you've already
done the hard work.

You've shown how to deliver
concierge medicine to a community.

We want to franchise it.

How many cities do
you see doing this in?

Just a few to start.

Places that have a market
for concierge medicine.

New York, Palm Beach,
Los Angeles.

You wouldn't even have
to leave the Hamptons.

All right.
Let me think about it.

Yeah, we'll both
think about it.

Great.

Thirty-one flavors.

That's a lot of flavors. We
both chose Jamoca Almond Fudge.

What are the odds of that?
High.

All right.

I'm thinking of a number
right now between one and 100.

Hundred.

Are you kidding me?
How did you...

Can you read my mind?

Yes.

What am I thinking right now?

You can read it,
all right.

Maybe you can, uh,
help me with something.

Emily's counterproposal.

Okay, now, you have to stop doing
that. That's... That's creeping me out.

Yes.

Emily's counterproposal.

I think it sounds
like a good idea.

It is a good idea.

I just feel like she's
going to be the captain

and me and Hank are just
passengers on her ship, you know?

Okay. Well, if you decide to go
into business with someone like that,

you can't just react. You have
to be as aggressive as they are.

Okay. Make sure you control the agenda.

You call the next meeting.

Totally.

Yeah. I'll call
her right now.

Hey, in my dad's office,

his chair is three inches
higher than the couch.

So, when he has a meeting,
people have to look up to him.

Your dad scares me.

You stayed up all night
and watched these DVD's?

Well, I was looking for clues
as to what was ailing Craig.

And what
did you find out?

Mikell is a total fake.
Huh?

She's had a showmance with every
male character on this show.

She didn't even start hooking up
with Craig until after his accident.

I'm sorry. Did you
just say "showmance"?

Yeah. It's a relationship
for the sake of the cameras.

Divya?
Mmm-hmm.

Divya.
Yeah.

I think we're losing
sight of why we're here.

You're right. Right.
Yeah.

Craig's symptoms lock up with drug abuse

and he's always
sneaking around,

but I haven't
found any drugs.

Yeah.
His tox screen was clean.

Although there are some designer
drugs that would escape detection.

Craig, it's important
that you're honest with me.

Have you done
any kind of drug?

Smoked, swallowed,
injected anything?

Could I talk
to you off camera?

We're not trying to make
you feel uncomfortable.

We're just... We're really
just trying to tell your story.

Listen, you can either
turn off that camera,

or you can leave it on and I can
have this conversation with Craig

someplace else.

Turn it off.

Okay. Okay. Yeah.

All right, look. Working
out, staying in shape,

it's very important to me.

But I suffer from
hyperhidrosis. So...

Oh, my God.

Is it fatal?

No. Hyperhidrosis is
excessive sweating.

I've always been really
self-conscious about it,

carrying fresh shirts
with me everywhere I go.

So, just before filming,

I had 20 shots
injected into my armpits.

I just didn't want
to sweat on camera.

And it worked, I'm as dry as the Sahara.

You used Botox.

No way. I used IndelaTox.

It's... It's much
better than Botox.

You should have told us.

It's too humiliating.

There's nothing too
humiliating for this show.

This is your story. Your
pain can help others.

Craig, IndelaTox
is derived from a poison.

And some people can
have a bad reaction.

And there can be
unforeseen consequences.

Like what?
Like botulism.

Botulism?

Dr. Lawson?
Yeah.

Meet Dr. Tripp out of
the CDC headquarters.

Hi. Uh, Jill brought us the
anti-toxin from the CDC here.

We're just looking
for guidance on dosage.

Type A?
Uh-huh.

We believe the botulism was
contracted from 20 injections

to his armpit
sweat glands.

Patient has no history of asthma,
no sensitivity in skin test.

Ali right. Give 7500 IU via
IV at a one to 10 dilution.

Got it.

It will take weeks
for the CDC to confirm

that IndelaTox
was the source.

But because the disease can progress
so rapidly, we're not going to wait.

How rapidly?

We caught it early.
You're going to be fine.

Will I get
better right away?

This will stop the
progression of the disease,

but it will take time for the
nerves to repair themselves.

Is he staying here?

Just because it would break
his heart if he infected us all.

It's not transmitted
person to person.

The Clostridium organisms are
injected, ingested in food,

or in some cases,
grow on wounds.

But it's so kind of you
to care for him so much.

Yeah, but what...
What... Hello? Hello?

Hey, dude. So, I noticed your camera
guy is not getting many shots of Hank's,

uh, second big
save in there.

I'm telling you, okay, I'm telling
you I can convince him to sign off.

He's... He's, like... He needs
to be worn down, that's all.

Good. Because that
will be all I have.

What do you mean?

Filming in the Hamptons
is a nightmare.

One of the restaurants
won't let me shoot at night.

Another one says
only one camera.

And the nicest places,
the ones that would

really show the cast breaking
into the elite crowd out here,

are totally stiff-arming me.

It's going to be Share
House: Malibu all over again,

but without the palm trees.
Whoa. God.

Well, you'll always
have botulism, right?

The medical stuff
has been killer.

Yeah.

Maybe you should just follow
a concierge doctor around.

Just picture this
for one second, okay?

Hero doc. All right?

Helping the rich
and shameless,

one thrilling medical
montage at a time.

That's a show.

Could you convince
Hank to move?

Why would he move?

I just told you. Filming
here is a nightmare.

If I can't get in anywhere,
there's no show.

He is the show.
That's what I'm saying.

You said it yourself.
He's a natural, right?

Listen. Evan.
I like the idea.

But with no access to the
Hamptons, it would make

Concierge Doctor: The Hamptons
a bit of a misnomer.

I've got to find out where other
concierge docs are practicing.

What about the Blackstone
Club? What if...

What if you could get your whole
cast into the Blackstone Club?

The Blackstone?
Yeah.

Pipe dream.

What if I could make
that pipe dream come true?

I'm sorry about
the mix-up last night.

Dear Penthouse Forum...

No, seriously.

You should feel free
to stay again if you want.

Hmm.

I'm not sure I can handle all
the traffic in your bedroom.

No. Crossing guard
starts tonight.

Honestly, Hank,

it kind of bothered me.

And I know it
shouldn't have.

But it did.

And I knew you
were seeing her.

It was just different,
me seeing her.

Right.

I was surprised to hear
from you, and so soon.

Really?

Not so long ago,
you were calling me a...

Succubus. Yes, I may
have been a tad harsh.

You like the franchising
idea, right?

Even though Hank didn't?

He didn't not
like it, though.

There was no
stonewall phase

or, like, knee-jerk
slap-down.

So, that's actually pretty
close to liking it for him.

You're kidding.

Yeah. He can be, uh,
close-minded at times.

He just doesn't jump
into new things.

Uh... Business things.

So, you think Hank might accept
franchising as part of our partnership?

You do understand that it would
be a three-way split, right?

The partnership would
be yours, his and mine.

Okay. Without getting
too nitpicky,

since when does a CFO's
contribution to a medical practice

equal a doctor's?

I'm not all math
and good looks, lady.

I also spearhead
marketing and PR.

In fact, I have a
little side project

that will dovetail quite
nicely with this new venture.

Your table is ready.

Our table is ready.

How's the nausea?

Gone.

And no bad reaction
to the anti-toxin?

All very positive.
Yeah.

Just wish I had
more strength.

It's like torture watching
everybody else have the fun.

Nobody wants to
come near me.

Even Mikell is
keeping her distance.

Stop it.

She hasn't come by
to say hi all day.

Coincidentally, neither
have the cameras.

You know, when I was a little girl,

I was a beanpole.

Stick straight with
a giant head on top.

Kind of like a lollipop
with glasses.

Yeah.

See, I had the
opposite problem.

Too much lollipop,
not enough stick.

I was the nice, chubby guy all the
girls just wanted to be friends with.

Do you ever feel
like that beanpole anymore?

More often than
I'd care to admit.

But then, that little girl
spent far too much time

worrying whether
people liked her.

Now, I'd rather
spend time

enjoying the company
of people I like.

Maybe I would
be better off

getting that rest in a
nice, camera-free hospital.

I'll make the
arrangements.

Toxoplasmosis?

Mmm-hmm.

Yeah, I didn't know much about
where you were detained in Cuba.

So, I covered the bases.

And you knew it was a serious
concern for pregnant women.

Now, if you contracted this
before you were pregnant...

Then there's no danger
for the fetus.

But there's no way we can
pinpoint that for sure.

Well, I've ordered
specialized labs for IgG, IgM,

and avidity to determine
how advanced the disease is.

We need to test
for CNS toxo.

Get an LP and an MRI.

I haven't seen anything
in your mental status

to raise concerns
about encephalitis.

Well, my mood swings
may not be hormonal.

What did you say?
Cover the bases?

Yeah, okay.
We can do that.

Also, um,
I discovered something

interesting about
this infection.

What's that?

Well, if you did have this
before you were pregnant,

your odds of having a boy
increase two to one.

And as you know, Boris' genetic
illness is passed from father to son.

When Boris and I ended our
relationship five years ago,

it was because
of one thing.

One thing I could not
change his mind about.

Children.

He wants his disease
to die with him.

Usually, toxoplasmosis
is benign

and resolves itself
in a couple of weeks.

But Marisa's case
is different or...

Hank is concerned I may
be immuno-compromised

from my incarceration.

Yeah, that's the
worst-case scenario.

I just want to proceed with
caution, starting with an MRI.

We'll take the helicopter
to Columbia Presbyterian.

I'll make arrangements
on the way.

Uh, Hamptons Heritage
is already expecting us.

Their MRI machine works exactly
the same as one in Manattan.

Why did you text me?
Just come inside.

I told you,
your name is on the list.

No, I know. I have to make
a little confession first.

It's actually, like,
kind of a question.

It's actually more of
a syntax thing, really.

Evan.

Is there any world in which your
offer for me to invite somebody

might be extrapolated to
include twelve somebodies?

Twelve?

Yeah, just...
Yeah, just... Um...

Hey. Then... Then...

All right, it's cool.
I'll send them away.

I'll just tell them right now.

Hey. What's up, man?
Hey.

Wait. Wait.
Share House?

Same as Share House:
South Beach, Malibu, Aspen?

That's the one.
Yeah.

Hi, guys.

I'm so thrilled you're
doing a Hamptons one.

Well, thanks to Evan.

Um, actually, guys...

Actually, uh, we can't
promise anything.

But I will talk to the
executive manager.

He's an old
family friend.

Okay. Thank you.

And you're going to need
a smaller camera than that.

Yeah, you'll need
a smaller camera than that.

Come on.

Thank you so much.
Absolutely.

Come on, guys.
Let's do this.

Let's party.

Well?

Uh, let's go inside.

Hi.

What did you find?

May I speak freely?

Please.

No lesions on your brain.

Your MRI was
completely clean.

So, what, now? Antibiotics?
It's an infection, yes?

Yes. Yes, of course.

Can you get me
some water, please?

All right.

Spiramycin is better than
pyrimethamine-sulfonamide for pregnant patients.

As for fetal infection...

We can't know until
the amniocentesis,

which we can't do
for several weeks.

About the time you'll find
out if it's a boy or a girl.

Well, sometimes, you
just have to wait and see.

But we can do
bi-weekly ultrasounds.

Watch for
developmental milestones.

Whoa! Whoa! Okay.

Paige.

Nice to see you.

This is awesome.

And you get to mingle with
the cast of your favorite show.

That's cool.

It's not my favorite.

Why did you let them in?

Because I didn't want them
to feel as let down as I do.

They're not the ones
who screwed up.

Wait.

I'm sorry.
I thought you...

Yeah, you thought that
I would ignore the fact

that you completely
took advantage

after I told you

how much I hate when
people take advantage.

No, no, no.
I'm so sorry.

I know.
I got excited.

I saw a business opportunity.
I jumped on it.

I'm an idiot. I know.

Can we get past it

so we can focus on what's
really important right now,

which is how beautiful
my outfit looks?

And yours?

Paige, I'm sorry.
No, don't.

You hurt me.

And you can't just charm
your way out of this.

Oh, excuse me.

Hey, Mikell.
Mikell?

You all right?

Do I look all right?

They make the mint juleps
really strong here.

Do you want me to get
you a glass of water?

No, I've seen
this before.

With Hank's patient
at the Share House.

Hey, Mikell?
Whoa.

Let's sit you down.
Here we go.

Here you go.
Mikell. Mikell.

Hey, Mikell. Mikell?

Um, Paige,
don't be mad,

but I need to invite just
a few more people.

Who?
Hank.

And maybe some
paramedics, too.

So, apparently, Craig's
botulism was not from IndelaTox.

It was something the
whole house was exposed to.

Yeah, Divya is checking there now.

I told her to start
with the booze cabinet.

Oh, well, actually, they
probably werert drunk.

Slurred speech, double vision
and coordination problems

are all symptoms
of botulism.

No way.
Mmm-hmm.

Will they be okay?

In a few weeks, yeah.

Thank goodness.

Guess the show
can go on.

Happy ending, at least.
Mmm-hmm.

And it will, uh, help
me sell my new idea.

I want to do a show in an
emergency room like this one.

What about the... The
concierge doctor idea?

I think this
will be bigger.

Yeah. Cool.

Hey, Divya.
What did you find?

Hey. So, I was thinking about the
footage from the Share House cameras.

Mmm-hmm.
And it struck me.

Craig was always
sneaking into the kitchen

in the middle of the
night to meet Mikell.

Although she was spending a lot
of time in the hot tub with Matt.

That girl will go
anywhere there's a camera.

Uh, Divya?

What does that have
to do with botulism?

I saw Craig opening up some salsa
one night before Mikell arrived.

Then, when we visited them, the
rest of the cast was having some.

So, I found the jar.

And the top was bulging slightly,
indicating contamination.

Yep. Okay.

Craig.

Did you eat any salsa the night
before your symptoms began?

Uh... Yeah.

I'm kind of an
emotional eater,

and just the stress of the
show and meeting Mikell,

I just didn't...
That is so sweet.

Hey, what took
you so long?

The camera's been on me
for at least 30 seconds.

Could you call the CDC and make
sure they track down the source?

There could be other
contaminated jars.

Thank you.

Wow. That was
nice work, detective.

Seriously. It's too bad
you had to watch

so much "lowest common denominator"
television to do it. But...

You know,
I actually understand

why people are so drawn
in to reality television.

Really?
Yeah.

It's a great escape
from reality.

It is.

Wait. You want to
escape from reality?

Which part of reality?

Dr. Tripp.

Yes, I... Yes, I've been
trying to get hold of you.

It's good to have
you back in town.

But you found a way
to keep my spot warm.

I told you.

She was just sleeping here to
escape the noise at her place.

You did tell me that.

Look, we're just friends.

I know you're friends.

I'm not sure about
the "just" part.

It's true.

I know you
think it's true.

She might even think
it's true, but it's not.

You're saying we're
secretly dating each other

without our knowledge?

Believe me, I don't
want to see this.

But I think there are
unresolved feelings there.

On both sides.

Okay. Then, maybe we
should talk about that.

No, we shouldn't.

Not even a little bit.

Did you just e-mail me?
Yep.

I'm right here.

Yeah, I'd like a record
of your response.

Uh, an e-mail trail.

"Will you return to the
Hamptons next summer

"to work for HankMed?"

I don't know.

Written reply, please.

"I don't know"
is not a "no. "

So, I have an on the
record "maybe. " Good.

Boris, hey.

Just dropping off
the antibiotics for Marisa.

You on your way out?

I actually wanted to speak
with you before you saw her.

Everything okay?

That was to be
my question to you.

Oh, well,
if you're concerned,

you should really
talk to Marisa.

I'm talking to you, Hank.

What were you two discussing
in the MRI chamber?

You know
I can't tell you that.

May I remind you
where you're standing, Hank?

My property, my largesse

helps make your
business possible.

And I appreciate it.

But you have to
talk to Marisa.

She won't tell me anything.

So, just...

Is she going
to be all right or...

You have to talk to Marisa.