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Previously
on "Resident Alien."
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- Stranded on an alien planet.
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In order to survive
and complete my mission,
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I would have to somehow fit in
with the human life forms.
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- Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle?
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We had a murder in town
last night.
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We need you to come down
and take a look at the body.
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- What the mother hell?
- You're not dead.
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- Asta's the nurse.
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- It's the new doctor.
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He's an alien.
- Wait, an alien?
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What the hell are you teaching
this kid, huh?
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- One mistake.
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Just one mistake made
out of necessity for survival.
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I had no choice
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but to kill the human known
as Harry Vanderspeigle.
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I was just defending myself.
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How was I supposed to know
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when I threw him on top
of the ice
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he would disappear
into the lake?
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I am an alien.
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I don't know every little
detail about how Earth works.
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Everything will be fine.
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I just need to find that body
before someone else does.
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- ♪ Now I'm haunted, haunted
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♪ Haunted, haunted by my...
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another example of humans
being weak and inefficient.
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Their bodies must shut down
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for eight hours
every single day,
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or they don't work properly.
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Please be 6:00 a.m.
Please be 6:00 a.m.
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So much to do.
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I have to find that body
in the lake, find my device,
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the pieces of my ship that
broke off over the mountains,
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I have to kill that kid...
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mm, almost forgot about that.
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Exterminate the human race.
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Milk, gotta get milk.
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Don't forget the milk.
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Maybe some cereal.
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If I can't sleep,
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I can at least learn
to be a better doctor.
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Circumcision.
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What is that, eye surgery?
Click.
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They are a savage people.
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Refreshed.
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Plenty of energy
to climb a mountain.
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Did you know that Chinese
restaurant next to the theater
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is shutting down?
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No way.
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I love that place.
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- Yeah, Mrs. Lee accusedher husband of cheating.
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I guess they're splitting up.
- What?
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They're such a great couple.
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It's probably
a misunderstanding.
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I'll talk to her.
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I hear someone wants to turn
it into a gourmet pizza joint.
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- On the other hand,
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he was handsy with the ladies,
so.
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She's gotta do
what she's gotta do.
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Right.
You throw high, I'll throw low?
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Spinner's on.
- Spinner's on.
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- Safety off.
- Safety off.
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- Three, two, one, pull.
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Nice hook shot.
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- Ball is life.
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- Yeah, say that again.
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- Ball is life.
- No, don't...
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don't say it twi...
- Ball is life.
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- You always do that.
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This is the third piece
of my ship that I've found.
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My device has to be nearby.
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I'm not alone up here.
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This is bad.
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I just felt my rear iris
pucker
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and my testicles tighten.
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My taint remains unchanged.
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That avalanche covering
my search area
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has set me back
at least a week.
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These humans think they can
constantly thwart my plans.
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Well, no more.
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This is some bullshit!
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Hi, I'm Kate Hawthorne.
My husband is Ben, the mayor.
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I met him.
He smells like soap.
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- Yeah, that's him.
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My son ran out of your office
a few days ago.
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Can I come in?
Please?
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- Yes, just one minute.
- Oh, o...
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I need to talk to you
about something.
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- Hm?
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My son Max told me
you're an alien.
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- What's that, then?
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He also told me
that you broke into his bedroom
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and tried to kill him.
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- That's interesting.
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- What is wrong with him?
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Why is he making things up?
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- You think he's lying.
- Of course he's lying.
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You're obviously not an alien.
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I'm so embarrassed
that he ran out of the clinic.
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I'm sorry to bother you.
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I normally talk to Sam
about this stuff, but he's...
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well, you know.
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- He's dead.
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- Yeah.
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Well, you don't have anything
to worry about.
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I'm not an alien.
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Unfortunately.
I hear they're pretty cool.
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Thank you for coming over.
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It's just...
I can't get my son off of this.
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And it's not just the stories,
he's...
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he's drawn pictures.
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Lots and lots of pictures.
Look at them.
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They're disturbing.
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And that alien?
I mean...
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he even convinced the deputy
to draw this.
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Look at this, it's disgusting.
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Makes me want
to throw up just looking at it.
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Some people think humans
are ugly.
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- I just don't know what to do.
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Max won't sleep, he won't eat,
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and frankly,
he is driving me crazy.
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You're a doctor.
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Is there anything
that we can do?
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- Move.
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- What?
- Far away from here.
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A new school, a new life.
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If Max knows that he is never
setting a foot in Colorado
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or the Western United States
again,
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I think that he will be
a happy kid.
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- Uh, we have jobs.
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My husband is the mayor.
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- Scotland needs mayors.
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I read it in a book.
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- We're not moving.
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- Ah, of course!
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Not.
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Um.
- Uh...
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He's probably just looking
for attention.
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- Yeah.
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I guess that makes sense.
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I try and steer clear
of Max during the day.
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Having a mom who works at
school isn't the easiest thing.
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Neglect. It's your fault.
And with that, you can go.
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- Uh...
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yeah, well, I...
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guess I'll just try
spending more time with him.
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Gotta be honest,
I feel like I'm losing my mind.
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Max doesn't drop
the alien thing,
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I'm gonna kill him.
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- You and me both.
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Thank you so much
for everything...
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oh, oh.
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Kay.
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- Good morning, dickhead.
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Can't call me that.
That's a nasty word.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
shit-for-brains.
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You're inappropriate
and you stole my flyers.
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Do you wanna put them
back up?
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Go ahead.
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No one believes you, anyway,
not even your parents.
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Tell people I am an alien.
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Climb to the highest tower
in town
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and shout it to everyone.
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We don't have towers,
you dumb alien.
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- No, I...
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I know that;
it was a figure of speech.
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- No, it wasn't.
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Oh, my God, you actually
thought we had towers.
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- I did not!
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- You're so stupid.
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"Hi, I'm an alien
and I think it's castle times
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and there are towers."
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I was testing to see if you
thought there were towers,
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and you're lucky you passed.
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Well,
I'm gonna go to school now.
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- Wait.
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I hope a tower doesn't fall
on me
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because we live
in make-believe times.
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You're the one who thinks
there's towers!
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Dickhead.
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Assh...
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Asshole.
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- Hey, Ass-ta.
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It's Ah-sta, Ellen.
You knew that.
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Sorry.
Must be the Canadian in me.
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- Well,
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on this side of the
imaginary border, it's Ah-sta.
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Pasta, drama, Ah-sta.
What else can I do for you?
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Ah-sta, Dr. V needs
some prescription pads,
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but I can't find any.
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- Well, where have you looked?
- I haven't looked yet.
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Can you get them?
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- Whoa, what are you doing?
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- I want that so badly.
- Excuse me?
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- Sleep.
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I can't sleep at night.
I'm trying to learn how.
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Okay, well, please stop.
It's creepy.
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Get up.
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Jay, Jay, wake up.
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Please wake up.
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Have you seen one of Sam's
prescription pads
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laying around?
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There's one missing.
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I don't know
if he took it home, I...
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he always used
to keep them here.
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- That's why you woke me up?
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Well,
have you seen it or not?
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- Not.
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I just work here
for school credit.
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I barely know where
the tongue depressors are.
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I thought sleep was supposed
to make you feel better.
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- Cut her some slack.
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She was probably up all night
reeling like the rest of us.
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You didn't even know Sam.
Why can't you sleep?
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There's a dead me floating
in the lake.
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I can't find the on/off switch
in my brain.
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- Do you ever meditate?
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By meditate,
do you mean sit peacefully
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and think of all the people
I want to kill?
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Yes.
I like it very much.
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- Good.
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- Uh, Dr. Vanderspeigle,
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we need you down
at the town hall.
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- What's going on?
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There's another dead body.
This time in the lake.
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- Okay.
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- All right, all right,
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now there's a lot of
misinformation out there, okay?
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Everybody just needs
to calm down.
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And somebody need
to open up a damn window
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'cause it smell like
a sweaty REI store up in here.
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- What?
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- I hear the found the body?
- No, just a foot.
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Jack Rooney found it
fishing the lake.
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Which lake?
My lake?
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- Not your lake.
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Belongs to the state
of Colorado.
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Oh,
are you trying to impress me?
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By making me think
you own a lake?
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- No, I'm not doing that.
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Can maybe you be
just a little less needy
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and a little bit more
sensitive?
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Because somebody's died, so.
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Come on, can we see the foot?
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What's going on?
Who does the foot belong to?
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- Yes, and can we touch it?
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- Were they murdered?
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- Okay, folks, folks, folks.
- What size is it?
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This is
an ongoing investigation
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and all that we have now
is...is...is a dead foot.
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That foot belongs
to the guy I killed.
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For all we know, you know,
it's just, uh,
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some hiker who got his foot
ripped off by a bear.
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00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,884
There's a killer bear
on the loose?
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I know it.
It's my own fault.
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I should've spent more time
searching the lake
258
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,849
and less time watching
"Law & Order" marathons.
259
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,241
All right!
260
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,764
I want everybody to shut up!
261
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:14,288
I want it so quiet in here,
262
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:16,638
you can hear a mouse piss
on cotton, you understand me?
263
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,901
- No.
264
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,424
- Now...
- Okay.
265
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:21,991
- As you all know,
266
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:25,255
we recently lost one
of our own, Sam Hodges,
267
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:26,648
who was murdered.
268
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:29,477
Now, finding this here foot
in there?
269
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,261
This is a good thing
270
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:34,003
'cause it means that we don't
have a murderer in our town.
271
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,265
- Oh.
- Oh.
272
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,398
- We...we don't?
273
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,008
We got ourselves
a serial killer, y'all.
274
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,055
How the hell is that
a good thing?
275
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,492
Serial killers don't run away
and hide.
276
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:46,624
They lie in wait
to strike again,
277
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:47,887
so they're easier to catch.
278
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,497
Hell, if I was a serial killer,
279
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,629
I'd be in this room right now
looking for my next victim.
280
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,545
All right.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't worry!
281
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,852
We're gonna send the foot
to Denver for DNA testing.
282
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,855
Once we find out who it is,
we gon' catch this killer.
283
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,857
I can't let them get
that DNA.
284
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,512
They'll know
I'm dead lake man.
285
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:05,730
Doctor,
do you have anything that...
286
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:06,949
that you could...
that you could add?
287
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:10,997
- Uh...
288
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:16,872
I am so scared!
289
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,875
Real nice, Doc.
Real smooth, real smooth.
290
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:23,661
Fear is real.
I have all the signs.
291
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:27,143
Sweaty palms...
292
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,972
Elevated heartbeat...
293
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:33,367
- Nice hat, freak.
294
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:37,110
Now that I'm in this body,
I'm feeling human emotions.
295
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:39,939
- What?
296
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,244
Sorry.
297
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,610
- Poor guy.
298
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:05,094
My guess is a boat propeller
probably hit the dead body
299
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,967
and just chopped the foot
right off.
300
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,838
- Mm.
301
00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:12,058
- White male.
302
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:16,714
I'm thinking late 40s,
180 pounds, over six feet tall.
303
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:19,065
That's a size twelve shoe.
304
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:20,501
- Uh-huh.
305
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:22,633
Heck,
if you didn't have two feet,
306
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:24,157
I'd think this thing was yours.
307
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,812
You are a funny,
hilarious person.
308
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:30,902
Anyway, the medical examiner
will let us know
309
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:33,731
if we get a hit on the DNA.
310
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:36,256
No, I know there's a chance
that there won't be,
311
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:38,867
but with so many people
in the database these days,
312
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:42,740
all those ancestry
testing kits.
313
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,220
Even I did one.
314
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,918
Uh, I found out that, um,
315
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:50,052
my real father is actually
my dad's best friend, Bill,
316
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:53,708
so I told my dad
and he and my mom broke up
317
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:58,974
and then he left town
and he moved to Ohio, so...
318
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,672
I don't recommend those tests.
319
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,719
Anyway, soon the only people
who won't be in the database
320
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:08,070
are hermits and babies.
321
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,917
Definitely my foot.
322
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,398
It's amazing how my people
have developed the ability
323
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:34,096
to mimic other life forms
on the cellular level.
324
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,619
We are an incredible...
325
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,143
And I forgot
to close the door.
326
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,101
When you're doing being
next-level weird,
327
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,277
we have the Briscoes
in the exam room.
328
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,497
- Oh, there's my sock.
329
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,672
It's here.
330
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:47,501
- Where's my goddamn foot?
331
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:49,242
You stole
my five dead little piggies,
332
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,592
not to mention
Liv's favorite bucket.
333
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:52,854
She puts her soda pop in there.
334
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:55,770
I can help.
I am a pathologist.
335
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:58,033
You don't need to send
the whole foot to Denver.
336
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,861
Well, then pathologize
the damn thing
337
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,297
and get me a DNA sample.
338
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:03,734
We got some Ted Bundy shit
going on around here,
339
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:05,954
and I need to put a stop to it
before he strikes again.
340
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:07,782
- Or she.
341
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,131
The killer could be a woman.
342
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,307
That's sexist.
You're sexist.
343
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:12,482
- Let me tell you something.
344
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:15,833
When I say he,
I mean he or she.
345
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,444
You know,
between you and me,
346
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:18,662
what is this PC bullshit
anyway now
347
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,186
where you gotta say "he/she"
for "he"
348
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:23,493
when "he" already mean
"he/she," you know what I mean?
349
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,147
I just think
it'll be more respectful
350
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:28,498
if you think of the killer
as a woman.
351
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,065
- Okay.
352
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,546
Well, let me tell you what
I think would be respectful...
353
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,722
is if you got me a skin sample
off this foot
354
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:37,159
before I start needing
dick pills.
355
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:40,075
Now, I'ma be
in the waiting room waiting.
356
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:45,211
Hmm.
357
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:57,962
No one knows where great
ideas come from,
358
00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:00,922
but you always remember where
you were when they came.
359
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,403
- There.
360
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:06,623
And in this case,
my great idea came the moment
361
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,756
I entered the exam room
and realized
362
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:11,541
I was going to cut the
foreskin off this baby's dick
363
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,326
and hand it to the sheriff.
364
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,809
How long has he been sick?
- Just two days.
365
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,202
- He doesn't have a fever.
366
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,552
- That's a relief.
- Mm.
367
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:28,732
His chest is clear.
Is he circumcised?
368
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:30,386
- What?
- What?
369
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:33,520
- Right, how dumb of me to ask.
370
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,870
I'm right here.
I can just check myself.
371
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,567
Let's see what you're packin'
down there, champ.
372
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:41,180
Harry...Dr. Vanderspeigle,
you don't need to do that.
373
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,834
He's not circumcised.
Not yet, anyway.
374
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,881
We were thinking about it
but hadn't made a decision.
375
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:48,796
And you don't need
to make a decision right now.
376
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:49,927
- The sooner the better.
377
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,929
Removing the foreskin reduces
the risk
378
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:54,367
of urinary tract infection.
379
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:57,500
Also STDs.
- STDs?
380
00:19:57,544 --> 00:20:00,286
Do you want your baby getting
gonorrhea?
381
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,331
- Is that a real question?
382
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,941
- No, it's not.
383
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:07,293
You should consider it.
It's a very simple procedure.
384
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,773
All I do is surgically remove
the skin
385
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:13,124
which covers the tip
of your baby's prick.
386
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,914
Here you go.
387
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:23,352
I'm keeping the foot
so it can be stored properly.
388
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:24,788
- Fine by me.
389
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:27,443
Thing made my whole office
smell like bad sushi.
390
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,358
I gotta get this back to Liv.
391
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,621
You know ladies love
they buckets.
392
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:35,408
Before you say that's sexist,
that's just a fact.
393
00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:56,820
- Hey, Maxie.
- Mom, what are you doing?
394
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:59,301
I can't be seen hanging out
with my mother.
395
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,303
Don't be silly.
Hey.
396
00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:04,306
Teachers get lunch breaks, too.
397
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,134
Just wanted to stop by
and see how you're doing.
398
00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:08,832
- Please go!
399
00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:10,486
I'll actually pay you.
400
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:12,183
That's the money I gave you
this morning.
401
00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:14,185
- Money is money.
402
00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:17,188
- Okay, just...hey.
403
00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:18,712
I just wanted to tell you
that I love you.
404
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:22,542
Okay.
405
00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:26,328
Can I just get a hug?
- No!
406
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:28,765
Okay, great.
Okay, bye.
407
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,292
Love you.
- Hey.
408
00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:37,208
Dude, that's the kid
with the alien poster.
409
00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:42,344
Oh!
410
00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:51,832
- What, Space Boy?
411
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:54,313
He's the one
with the alien posters?
412
00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:03,365
You wanna make fun of me,
too?
413
00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:05,411
- No.
414
00:22:05,454 --> 00:22:09,110
Because I believe you.
415
00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:17,423
- Stress, fear.
416
00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:19,729
No wonder humans can't sleep
at night.
417
00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:21,775
Imagine what that water
would do to your balls?
418
00:22:21,818 --> 00:22:24,255
At least I don't have
to worry about the kid
419
00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:26,301
or the foot anymore.
420
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:34,831
What's going on here?
Why are you on my beach?
421
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:36,833
It's official
police business, Doc.
422
00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:38,574
Rest of that body's got
.to be out there somewhere,
423
00:22:38,618 --> 00:22:41,011
and I plan on finding it.
424
00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:43,927
You work too hard.
You should take some time off.
425
00:22:43,971 --> 00:22:46,408
Doctor's orders.
426
00:22:46,452 --> 00:22:48,149
- I am a little concerned about
427
00:22:48,192 --> 00:22:51,587
the overall scale
of this operation.
428
00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:54,111
You know, we don't have the
budget to drag this whole lake.
429
00:22:54,155 --> 00:22:55,374
- You got it in your budget
430
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:58,028
to live in a town littered
with dead bodies?
431
00:22:58,072 --> 00:23:00,422
- Not really how budgets work.
432
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:02,555
And this whole thing...
it's just too expensive.
433
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:06,820
I mean, the town is definitely
not paying for snacks, okay?
434
00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:08,474
Those are Cletus's
dog treats.
435
00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:12,478
Hey,
don't be spittin' that out!
436
00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:14,436
That's real bison meat.
What the hell's wrong with you?
437
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,308
Dang it!
God, it's like a gamey peanut.
438
00:23:17,352 --> 00:23:18,788
- Listen,
439
00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:20,486
everyone here needs
to get their head in the game.
440
00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:22,749
We're searching
this entire lake.
441
00:23:22,792 --> 00:23:26,317
We ain't gon' stop
till we find that body.
442
00:23:43,987 --> 00:23:45,380
Yes, nurse.
443
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:50,167
I have very bad ass rash
for you to examine, please.
444
00:23:50,211 --> 00:23:52,256
- Okay?
445
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:54,171
- Oh, my God, you scared me.
446
00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:56,478
Come on, let's go.
447
00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:58,785
You've been so mopey lately.
448
00:23:58,828 --> 00:24:01,352
You do know
my friend Sam died.
449
00:24:01,396 --> 00:24:04,268
Yes, I know.
450
00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:05,966
I know, I know,
451
00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:10,753
and I'm very sorry
and it sucks,
452
00:24:10,797 --> 00:24:15,541
but maybe to get your mind off
of it, you come out with me.
453
00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:18,674
You taking me to feed
baby squirrels again?
454
00:24:18,718 --> 00:24:20,633
- This is even better.
455
00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:27,988
They find that body,
I'm gonna legit shit myself.
456
00:24:28,031 --> 00:24:29,946
When you said,
"have some fun,"
457
00:24:29,990 --> 00:24:33,733
I thought you meant dinner
or maybe a movie.
458
00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:36,213
Come on,
we got a live show here.
459
00:24:36,257 --> 00:24:39,608
The finale, fingers crossed,
is a bloated, dead corpse.
460
00:24:39,652 --> 00:24:43,699
So this is our night?
A floater watch party?
461
00:24:43,743 --> 00:24:46,615
This town,
I'll take what I can get.
462
00:24:46,659 --> 00:24:51,533
Besides, I was dating this guy,
and he sort of ghosted me.
463
00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:52,665
- Oof.
464
00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:54,188
I mean,
he stopped calling entirely
465
00:24:54,231 --> 00:24:56,799
and I'm kind of hoping
that's him out there, you know?
466
00:24:56,843 --> 00:24:59,541
Get some closure.
467
00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:04,415
Also, you know what I heard?
JT is having a party later.
468
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:09,464
I haven't thought about him
in forever.
469
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,161
I can't believe
he's still around.
470
00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:14,164
Well, I mean,
everybody's still around.
471
00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:16,689
Nobody gets out of here.
472
00:25:16,732 --> 00:25:18,473
- We did.
473
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:19,648
I'll give us that.
474
00:25:19,692 --> 00:25:21,868
We both got out
and chased our dreams.
475
00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:24,914
- Damn right.
- Yeah.
476
00:25:27,395 --> 00:25:31,530
And reality chased us
right back.
477
00:25:32,748 --> 00:25:35,229
- Yeah.
478
00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:37,405
Yeah, starting to envy
that body in the lake.
479
00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:45,195
Deputy, why is your boat
headed to shore?
480
00:25:45,239 --> 00:25:47,241
The mayor has
to be brought back in.
481
00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:49,156
He has an appointment.
482
00:25:52,289 --> 00:25:55,466
Is there somebody
throwing up on that boat?
483
00:25:55,510 --> 00:25:58,295
Uh, hi, Sheriff.
This is the mayor speaking.
484
00:25:58,339 --> 00:25:59,688
I just have
a pre-existing appoi...
485
00:26:01,429 --> 00:26:02,952
- Are you seasick?
- Uh...
486
00:26:02,996 --> 00:26:04,301
- We don't hold justice
487
00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:06,086
just 'cause your tummy's
a little upset.
488
00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:07,304
If you gotta piss, puke,
or shit,
489
00:26:07,348 --> 00:26:08,697
you do it over the side
of the boat.
490
00:26:08,741 --> 00:26:10,569
In the meantime,
we stick to the plan.
491
00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:12,919
You do the east lake grid;
I do the west lake grid.
492
00:26:12,962 --> 00:26:15,965
Over.
- Aye-aye, sir.
493
00:26:16,009 --> 00:26:17,271
Perhaps if you drank
some water?
494
00:26:17,314 --> 00:26:19,273
- All I taste is bison.
495
00:26:19,316 --> 00:26:21,623
- I don't like this feeling.
496
00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:24,321
Even this dog
is making me nervous.
497
00:26:24,365 --> 00:26:27,194
I remember when I didn't know
the meaning of fear.
498
00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:31,459
After my ship crashed,
I was on my own for two weeks.
499
00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:36,029
An alien on an alien planet,
danger everywhere.
500
00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:46,953
- None of it concerned me.
501
00:26:58,355 --> 00:27:02,229
Not knowing fear allowed me
to make bold fashion choices.
502
00:27:44,227 --> 00:27:47,187
I don't think
they're gonna find a body.
503
00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:49,711
- Come on, stay positive.
504
00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:52,583
I think that's Harry's cabin
over there.
505
00:27:52,627 --> 00:27:54,585
- Fancy.
506
00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:57,850
I wonder what half of it will
be worth when we split up.
507
00:28:00,548 --> 00:28:03,246
- Mm.
508
00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:04,857
I remember
who Harry reminds me of.
509
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:06,380
- Who?
510
00:28:06,423 --> 00:28:08,338
- Danny Oliver.
- My God, he took you to prom.
511
00:28:08,382 --> 00:28:10,253
- Yes, he did, right?
512
00:28:10,297 --> 00:28:12,691
Yes, he did.
- Oh, God.
513
00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:15,476
You remember him dancing
to "Got Your Money"?
514
00:28:16,346 --> 00:28:18,740
♪ Hey, Dirty!
515
00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:21,874
♪ Baby, I got your money,
don't you worry ♪
516
00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:23,440
- ♪ Uh!
517
00:28:23,484 --> 00:28:24,441
♪ You better give me
that money, ooh! ♪
518
00:28:24,485 --> 00:28:26,574
- Oh, my damn.
- ♪ Right now!
519
00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:27,662
- ♪ Baby, I got your money
520
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,359
- Yes!
- ♪ Don't you worry
521
00:28:29,403 --> 00:28:31,231
♪ Said hey
522
00:28:31,274 --> 00:28:33,494
- ♪ Baby, I got your money
523
00:28:33,537 --> 00:28:35,626
♪ Hey, said hey
524
00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:38,891
♪ Baby, I got your money,
don't you worry ♪
525
00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:44,200
Sheriff, maybe I should go
in and check the shoreline?
526
00:28:44,244 --> 00:28:45,767
Based on the current,
527
00:28:45,811 --> 00:28:48,465
it is highly probable the body
has already washed up.
528
00:28:48,509 --> 00:28:51,773
I know what's going on.
The mayor's still sick.
529
00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:55,559
You stay on mission, Deputy.
We got a body to find.
530
00:28:55,603 --> 00:28:57,648
This guy's not going
to give up.
531
00:28:57,692 --> 00:29:00,477
I can't panic.
I just need a plan.
532
00:29:00,521 --> 00:29:02,349
If they find the body,
533
00:29:02,392 --> 00:29:04,003
I'll say it's my twin brother,
Frederico.
534
00:29:04,046 --> 00:29:07,876
Playboy, drinker, bad swimmer.
535
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:28,636
- Whoa.
536
00:29:28,679 --> 00:29:31,030
Down, boy.
537
00:29:31,073 --> 00:29:33,162
- Down!
538
00:29:33,206 --> 00:29:34,294
This is my body.
539
00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:39,429
No, let go!
540
00:29:50,049 --> 00:29:52,747
Harry?
Are you home?
541
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,183
Ooh.
542
00:29:54,227 --> 00:29:55,837
- Yes, I'm home
543
00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:59,275
just standing here
doing nothing.
544
00:29:59,319 --> 00:30:03,410
Oh, cool.
Looks like a fun night.
545
00:30:03,453 --> 00:30:04,672
- What are you doing here?
546
00:30:04,715 --> 00:30:05,891
- We were down at the beach
547
00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:07,718
watching the lake
being dragged.
548
00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:09,982
It's like our town's version
of a drive-in.
549
00:30:10,025 --> 00:30:11,070
- Yeah.
- So.
550
00:30:11,113 --> 00:30:13,202
- Can we use your bathroom?
551
00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:14,900
- Um...
- Please?
552
00:30:14,943 --> 00:30:16,858
- It's back there.
553
00:30:16,902 --> 00:30:18,991
But then you have
to leave right away.
554
00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:21,689
I'm very busy.
- Yeah, we know, doing nothing.
555
00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:31,307
I'm over him.
Like, so over him.
556
00:30:31,351 --> 00:30:33,222
Like, I'm embarrassed
that I was into him.
557
00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:40,839
Why are you going through
his stuff?
558
00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:42,405
You can find out a lot
about a guy this way.
559
00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:45,191
He's got all the vitamins.
560
00:30:45,234 --> 00:30:48,194
A, B, C...oh, my God.
- Huh?
561
00:30:48,237 --> 00:30:50,674
They're stored
in alphabetical order.
562
00:30:50,718 --> 00:30:51,937
He's a maniac.
563
00:30:53,199 --> 00:30:54,504
I'm so turned on.
564
00:31:02,425 --> 00:31:04,645
We are gonna go.
565
00:31:04,688 --> 00:31:06,168
- Oh.
566
00:31:06,212 --> 00:31:09,041
- Do not go in there.
567
00:31:09,084 --> 00:31:10,912
I'm just kidding.
I didn't shit in your bathroom.
568
00:31:10,956 --> 00:31:13,915
Gotta go to a party.
Sorry, you're not invited.
569
00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:17,353
Kinda a girl's night thing
so yeah.
570
00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:18,398
- Okay.
571
00:31:18,441 --> 00:31:19,878
Seriously,
it's not a big deal.
572
00:31:19,921 --> 00:31:23,316
It's just, like, my ex, JT's,
like really successful
573
00:31:23,359 --> 00:31:27,189
and he's got, this, like,
really big house in the hills
574
00:31:27,233 --> 00:31:30,018
and he's, like,
begging me to go,
575
00:31:30,062 --> 00:31:32,542
which... embarrassing
for him, you know?
576
00:31:34,588 --> 00:31:36,590
Then I'm confused
why you're still here.
577
00:31:36,633 --> 00:31:37,939
Go.
- No, we're good.
578
00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:41,421
I get it.
So we'll see you another time.
579
00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:43,075
- Thank you.
580
00:31:45,251 --> 00:31:49,255
It's like he's jealous
but barely hiding it.
581
00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:50,560
You know?
582
00:31:50,604 --> 00:31:52,693
- He's hiding it pretty well.
583
00:31:52,736 --> 00:31:54,347
He's probably
gonna follow us.
584
00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:55,391
- No, he's not.
585
00:31:55,435 --> 00:31:56,740
- Oh, my God.
- You're so weird.
586
00:31:56,784 --> 00:31:59,134
♪ Yuck-Sue-Yaach
sounding like a savage ♪
587
00:31:59,178 --> 00:32:00,570
♪ I don't even
understand 'em ♪
588
00:32:00,614 --> 00:32:02,094
♪ When he say
that you the baddest ♪
589
00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:04,270
♪ Survival is a habit
590
00:32:04,313 --> 00:32:08,883
- Hey, you girls got ID?
- Oh, what are you doing here?
591
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,580
This bitch called in
for reinforcements.
592
00:32:10,624 --> 00:32:13,366
- Aww, D'arce.
- Mwah.
593
00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:15,759
Thank you.
Let's do the damn thing.
594
00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:16,935
- Give it to you.
595
00:32:16,978 --> 00:32:19,067
Ugh,
do you have anything stronger?
596
00:32:19,111 --> 00:32:20,895
Pumped Sage enough milk
for a week.
597
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,288
- Mm.
598
00:32:22,331 --> 00:32:25,030
- I'm trying to be out-out.
- Ooh, you look hot.
599
00:32:25,073 --> 00:32:27,946
Ooh, why are you dressed like
a mob wife?
600
00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,034
- Why aren't you?
601
00:32:29,077 --> 00:32:31,079
I have a husband,
you have a cat.
602
00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:32,689
Besides,
603
00:32:32,733 --> 00:32:34,778
this is the first night I've
been out since Sage was born.
604
00:32:34,822 --> 00:32:37,694
I'm not gonna waste it
on a Broncos jersey and jeans.
605
00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:40,088
- Oh.
606
00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:42,873
I see somebody
I wanna talk to...
607
00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:45,485
with my butt.
608
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,444
- Kay.
609
00:32:48,488 --> 00:32:49,619
- ♪ If you craft is genetic
610
00:32:49,663 --> 00:32:51,012
♪ Yuck-Sue-Yaach
611
00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:51,970
♪ If you workin'
both your spirits ♪
612
00:32:52,013 --> 00:32:53,884
- Hey, watch it.
613
00:32:53,928 --> 00:32:57,279
- Kick rocks, cougar.
- Cougar?
614
00:32:57,323 --> 00:32:58,628
We know the guy
that lives here,
615
00:32:58,672 --> 00:32:59,760
so maybe we could have him
616
00:32:59,803 --> 00:33:01,109
just kick your ass right out
of here.
617
00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:04,156
Who, JT's dad?
He's outta town, lady.
618
00:33:04,199 --> 00:33:06,114
- Lady?
619
00:33:06,158 --> 00:33:08,029
- Check out the MILFs.
620
00:33:14,557 --> 00:33:16,081
Did you invite me
to a high school party?
621
00:33:16,124 --> 00:33:19,127
Oh, God.
- Holy shit.
622
00:33:19,171 --> 00:33:21,042
No, no, no,
this isn't funny, okay?
623
00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:23,349
I wasted a 30-mile drive,
a babysitter,
624
00:33:23,392 --> 00:33:25,003
and I smeared my best lipstick
to be here.
625
00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:27,005
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, my God.
626
00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:29,007
Where's D'Arcy?
Oh, shit.
627
00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:31,444
- I'm gonna kill her.
- Oh, God, oh, God.
628
00:33:31,487 --> 00:33:33,533
Oh, God.
629
00:33:33,576 --> 00:33:35,100
- You're a good dancer.
630
00:33:35,143 --> 00:33:36,710
And you're skinny.
631
00:33:36,753 --> 00:33:38,233
Like a cricket.
632
00:33:38,277 --> 00:33:41,541
- You wanna take it upstairs?
- Why, what's upstairs?
633
00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:43,238
Oh, no, no, no.
634
00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:46,763
Oh, my God, Braces?
Ugh.
635
00:33:46,807 --> 00:33:47,808
Chug, chug, chug, chug!
636
00:33:47,851 --> 00:33:49,462
Don't say that!
That's not true!
637
00:33:49,505 --> 00:33:51,812
- Ugh, high school party.
638
00:33:51,855 --> 00:33:54,945
How's your new boyfriend.
You get into his Pull-Ups yet?
639
00:33:54,989 --> 00:33:56,512
I think that was
his first boner.
640
00:33:56,556 --> 00:33:58,079
- Oh.
641
00:33:58,123 --> 00:34:00,647
I guess that you forgot that
JT also has a son named JT?
642
00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:03,519
It's not my fault
that he is a narcissist.
643
00:34:03,563 --> 00:34:05,130
- Wow, that's great.
- Let's go.
644
00:34:05,173 --> 00:34:07,045
- Excuse me, sorry.
645
00:34:07,088 --> 00:34:08,394
- What?
- Oh, hey, hey, hey.
646
00:34:08,437 --> 00:34:10,570
- Why?
- You guys want some?
647
00:34:10,613 --> 00:34:13,486
Oh, great.
We're in a Gen Z drug den.
648
00:34:13,529 --> 00:34:16,358
Hey, these are Sam's.
Where'd you get these?
649
00:34:16,402 --> 00:34:17,533
- From my pocket.
650
00:34:17,577 --> 00:34:20,188
Burnout,
she means who gave them to you?
651
00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:23,757
This prescription was written
after he died.
652
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,150
You weren't prescribed these.
653
00:34:25,193 --> 00:34:26,412
I'm taking them, and if
you have a problem with that,
654
00:34:26,455 --> 00:34:30,372
I'm gonna call the cops.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
655
00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:33,636
- What was that about?
- Let's just get out of here.
656
00:34:37,945 --> 00:34:39,077
Wait.
Jay?
657
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,731
- Oh!
- Oh, bro!
658
00:34:41,775 --> 00:34:42,906
- Oh, gross!
659
00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:44,386
These are brand-new shoes,
you dick!
660
00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:45,779
- Oh, shit.
661
00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:48,216
How are all these children
more wasted than us?
662
00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:51,089
Okay, yeah, I'm going home
to snuggle my baby.
663
00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:54,048
You two, you need families.
664
00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:55,528
Or maybe a lawyer.
665
00:34:57,138 --> 00:34:58,183
This is embarrassing.
Help me.
666
00:34:58,226 --> 00:35:00,707
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's do it.
667
00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:01,969
All right.
668
00:35:04,232 --> 00:35:06,582
- Sorry about tonight.
669
00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:11,892
You're too young to know how
sorry that party really was.
670
00:35:11,935 --> 00:35:14,590
- Thanks.
- Course.
671
00:35:14,634 --> 00:35:16,505
Just get to bed.
672
00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:18,290
Oh, hang on, um...
673
00:35:18,333 --> 00:35:22,381
I know you've been going
through a hard time lately.
674
00:35:22,424 --> 00:35:24,034
Whenever you're having
a rough time,
675
00:35:24,078 --> 00:35:27,560
just burn some of this cedar
and pull the smoke around you.
676
00:35:27,603 --> 00:35:30,171
Something my dad taught me.
It'll help.
677
00:35:32,391 --> 00:35:36,046
That's weird, but okay.
678
00:35:56,197 --> 00:35:59,157
- Asta, are you ready?
679
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,377
- Asta?
680
00:36:06,381 --> 00:36:08,078
Dad!
681
00:36:13,475 --> 00:36:15,999
- Aww.
682
00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:26,532
- You okay?
683
00:36:30,144 --> 00:36:34,322
- Let's get out of here.
- Yeah, let's do it.
684
00:36:34,366 --> 00:36:37,195
Up front, princess.
I'm not a chauffeur.
685
00:36:38,761 --> 00:36:40,328
I mean...
oh, okay.
686
00:36:40,372 --> 00:36:41,677
That's how we're doing it?
687
00:36:41,721 --> 00:36:43,853
Yep,
that's how we're doing it.
688
00:36:43,897 --> 00:36:46,421
No problem.
689
00:36:59,478 --> 00:37:01,001
- Yes.
690
00:37:01,044 --> 00:37:02,481
We're calling it a night,
Doc,
691
00:37:02,524 --> 00:37:04,700
but we'll be back tomorrow.
692
00:37:04,744 --> 00:37:05,919
There's a dead body out there
somewhere
693
00:37:05,962 --> 00:37:08,182
and we're not gonna rest
until we find it.
694
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:11,098
Except we are going
to go home and rest now.
695
00:37:11,141 --> 00:37:12,882
- Hey, Cletus!
696
00:37:12,926 --> 00:37:13,927
Hey!
Get back here, boy!
697
00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:15,494
Hey!
What you smell?
698
00:37:15,537 --> 00:37:17,147
- Uh...
- Cletus!
699
00:37:17,191 --> 00:37:19,454
What you got, boy?
700
00:37:19,498 --> 00:37:22,457
Oh, hell.
He onto something!
701
00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:26,418
- He cannot go in there.
- Go on, boy!
702
00:37:26,461 --> 00:37:27,506
Huh?
703
00:37:30,465 --> 00:37:32,337
Huh.
704
00:37:36,645 --> 00:37:38,343
Huh.
705
00:37:47,482 --> 00:37:50,703
- Well, well, well.
706
00:37:50,746 --> 00:37:52,400
No wonder
he's losing his mind.
707
00:37:55,403 --> 00:37:57,753
It's bison.
708
00:37:57,797 --> 00:37:59,364
You got meat.
709
00:37:59,407 --> 00:38:00,669
- I like meat.
710
00:38:02,105 --> 00:38:04,543
- I like meat, too, you know?
711
00:38:04,586 --> 00:38:06,327
I've tried rabbit.
712
00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:07,807
And I tried moose once.
713
00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:10,157
My uncle made them.
I ate it, but I didn't like it.
714
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,377
Okay, well,
there's nothing to see here.
715
00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:14,422
At least I know where I can
come if I need meat, right?
716
00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:18,600
- Come on, here, Cletus!
717
00:38:18,644 --> 00:38:21,690
- And Liv.
718
00:38:36,357 --> 00:38:38,881
- Hey, Dad.
- Hey.
719
00:38:38,925 --> 00:38:40,840
- Why are you awake?
720
00:38:40,883 --> 00:38:42,276
Please don't tell me
you waited up for me.
721
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,757
- No.
722
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,236
Breakfast?
- Oh, my God, please.
723
00:38:47,281 --> 00:38:49,327
Scrambled eggs,
your favorite.
724
00:38:50,632 --> 00:38:53,592
- Wow.
725
00:38:53,635 --> 00:38:55,245
- This looks good.
726
00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:07,867
It was a girl.
727
00:39:12,654 --> 00:39:15,570
The baby was a girl.
728
00:39:18,138 --> 00:39:19,618
I thought she'd be better off
without me,
729
00:39:19,661 --> 00:39:20,880
but what if that's not true?
730
00:39:20,923 --> 00:39:24,753
What if...what if she's supposed
to be with me?
731
00:39:24,797 --> 00:39:27,408
You're a mother
to that child.
732
00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:32,761
That bond can never be broken.
It's a mother's gift.
733
00:39:32,805 --> 00:39:35,677
Wherever that child is,
734
00:39:35,721 --> 00:39:37,810
you'll always be able
to sense her.
735
00:39:40,595 --> 00:39:43,468
One day,
736
00:39:43,511 --> 00:39:46,862
that connection will bring you
back together.
737
00:39:57,003 --> 00:39:58,787
- Here you go.
- Oh, thank you.
738
00:40:01,224 --> 00:40:03,618
Oh.
- We both have the same bag.
739
00:40:03,662 --> 00:40:05,228
Oh, um, yeah.
740
00:40:05,272 --> 00:40:07,274
I was just buying a lock
for your desk drawer.
741
00:40:07,317 --> 00:40:10,320
It's where Sam used to keep
all his prescription pads.
742
00:40:10,364 --> 00:40:11,539
What about you?
743
00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:13,498
I also have some things
to lock away.
744
00:40:16,805 --> 00:40:20,635
Who even are you,
Harry Vanderspeigle?
745
00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:23,246
- Just a...
746
00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:25,379
guy.
747
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:28,426
- Hmm.
748
00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:30,471
- Everybody has secrets.
749
00:40:30,515 --> 00:40:32,952
Fear is such
a great motivator.
750
00:40:32,995 --> 00:40:35,694
It makes people lock
those secrets away.
751
00:40:35,737 --> 00:40:39,219
- ♪ Without the light
752
00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:41,526
But for every one person
locking away their secrets,
753
00:40:41,569 --> 00:40:45,660
there are two more people
seeking to uncover the truth.
754
00:40:45,704 --> 00:40:48,837
- ♪ Oh, the darkness comes
755
00:40:48,881 --> 00:40:52,362
- Scary, right?
756
00:40:52,406 --> 00:40:54,887
- He's disgusting.
757
00:40:54,930 --> 00:40:56,454
He definitely cut the brakes
on your bike.
758
00:40:58,891 --> 00:41:00,283
I need to get a closer look.
759
00:41:00,327 --> 00:41:03,069
No, don't.
Don't do it.
760
00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:07,769
♪Fend off the enemy ♪
761
00:41:07,813 --> 00:41:10,642
♪ Sing out the jubilee
762
00:41:10,685 --> 00:41:15,124
♪ With all the fire
we can breathe ♪
763
00:41:16,735 --> 00:41:18,737
- What the hell?
764
00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:23,393
♪ We're singing all day
and you can't tame it ♪
765
00:41:23,437 --> 00:41:26,309
♪ High tide or low tide,
you know ♪
766
00:41:26,353 --> 00:41:29,312
♪ Nighttime or morning time,
yeah ♪
767
00:41:29,356 --> 00:41:31,358
♪ We're going strong
768
00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:34,404
♪ Headed up down the river
769
00:41:34,448 --> 00:41:38,583
♪ Oh, Lord,
I feel the reveling ♪
770
00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:43,544
♪ I feel a change
on the rise ♪
771
00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:48,288
♪ We're singing all day
and you can't tame it ♪
772
00:41:48,331 --> 00:41:51,334
♪ High tide or low tide,
you know ♪
773
00:41:51,378 --> 00:41:54,294
♪ Nighttime or morning time,
yeah ♪
774
00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:56,426
♪ We're going strong
775
00:41:56,470 --> 00:41:59,299
♪ Headed up down the river
776
00:41:59,342 --> 00:42:03,608
♪ Oh, Lord
I feel the reveling ♪
777
00:42:05,174 --> 00:42:08,438
♪ I feel a change
on the rise ♪
778
00:42:12,181 --> 00:42:15,358
So I look that alien son
of a bitch
779
00:42:15,402 --> 00:42:18,623
right in his jaundiced eyes and
I said in no uncertain terms,
780
00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:20,886
"I'm not the one to mess with."
781
00:42:20,929 --> 00:42:23,584
I said, "Boy, I don't know
where you're from
782
00:42:23,628 --> 00:42:26,239
"and I don't much give
a flying duck's fart.
783
00:42:26,282 --> 00:42:29,155
"One thing's for certain,
two things for sure.
784
00:42:29,198 --> 00:42:31,679
You best stay the hell away
from me."
785
00:42:31,723 --> 00:42:34,247
Well, he come at me.
786
00:42:34,290 --> 00:42:36,641
I kicked his alien ass
all the way to the next county.
787
00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:41,646
Damn thing got away
with my horse and my hat,
788
00:42:41,689 --> 00:42:44,562
but I knew he wouldn't mess
with me again.
789
00:42:44,605 --> 00:42:45,693
- Unbelievable.
790
00:42:45,737 --> 00:42:47,869
See, this is why
we like traveling around
791
00:42:47,913 --> 00:42:49,175
meeting other
alien experiencers.
792
00:42:49,218 --> 00:42:50,655
- Mm-hmm.
- Stories like that.
793
00:42:50,698 --> 00:42:53,179
When we saw your videos online,
794
00:42:53,222 --> 00:42:54,615
we knew we had
to come speak with you.
795
00:42:56,182 --> 00:42:58,140
Where did you say you
actually saw the alien again?
796
00:42:58,184 --> 00:42:59,620
Do you know
where he was headed?
797
00:42:59,664 --> 00:43:00,882
- Well, little lady,
798
00:43:00,926 --> 00:43:02,144
I've been letting this liquor
speak for me
799
00:43:02,188 --> 00:43:04,016
and I think I said too much
already.
800
00:43:04,059 --> 00:43:05,495
- Mm.
801
00:43:05,539 --> 00:43:08,890
But you can read about that
in the book I'm writing.
802
00:43:08,934 --> 00:43:11,458
Oh, cool.
You're writing a book.
803
00:43:22,251 --> 00:43:25,515
♪ Sunshine on...
804
00:43:25,559 --> 00:43:26,821
Well, well, little lady.
805
00:43:26,865 --> 00:43:28,388
What are you doing...
806
00:43:28,431 --> 00:43:30,956
♪ We're singing all day
and you can't tame it ♪
807
00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:35,700
Oh, my God!
Are you insane?
808
00:43:35,743 --> 00:43:38,572
You killed him?
809
00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:39,747
We're not supposed
to kill people!
810
00:43:39,791 --> 00:43:41,096
Those aren't our orders!
811
00:43:41,140 --> 00:43:43,446
Looks like you and I
have different orders.
812
00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:48,887
♪ Oh, Lord, I feel
the change on the rise ♪
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