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Ugh!
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Either this thing is broke
or I am.
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Mom, we're back.!Come in here.
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Look at what we bought!
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I hope it's a cardboard box
'cause otherwise we can't afford it.
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It's a DVD player.
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And we got valuable airline miles
because we used the credit card.
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- Hello, Europe.
- Or Hawaii.
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Cheyenne, I gave you that credit card
to pay for your textbooks.
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Yeah, but I don't have to buy textbooks
for another two weeks.
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By that time,you can callthe credit card company and raise my limit.
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Or get another card, transfer the balance
from this card to that one...
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ignore those,
and get a different card.
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You know, this might
be a little late, but- [ Whistling ]
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Jake! Come on down here.
Family meeting!
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Jake, why is
your hair like that?
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Kyra said
it scares the ghosts.
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Honey,
it scares everybody.
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Okay, kids. I don't like
to talk finances with you...
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but I think you need
to know the facts.
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- We're not doing that great.
- What are you saying?
Are we running out of money?
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Well, not yet,
but you got to understand...
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we can't keep having more
goin' out than what's coming in.
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- Well, what's coming in?
- Nothin'.
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Okay, so we know
what we have to work with.
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You and I have got to think
of some way to help out.
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Oh! Oh, I know.
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You could rent out your handicapped
parking pass to your football buddies.
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Yeah.! Oh, man, they would killfor those spots at the mall.
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You should hear them complain about
how the handicapped have it made.
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Your friends sound lovely,
but no.
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I'm sure you two will think up
some way to pitch in.
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And in the meantime,
I'm gettin' a job!
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[ Laughing ]
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Psych!
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Oh. Yeah, you really
had us going, Mrs. H.
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- I'm serious.
- Well, no offense, Mom...
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but can you
do anything?
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You should play
for the WNBA.
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Those chicks rock.
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All right. Knock it off,
smart alecks.
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I've been filling out
applications all week.
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And tomorrow, I've got an interview
at Ryan's department store for customer service.
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I want that job so bad,
and I have no doubt in my mind...
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that I am going
to nail it!
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[ Laughing ]
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- Oh, no doubt.
- You really are.
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[ No Audible Dialogue ]
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[ Reba ]Ha, hey.!
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?? [ Singing ]
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?? [ Ends ]
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Um, I'm assuming
you're Internet proficient.
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Which search engine
do you prefer?
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Uh, the little one
that could?
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That's a little joke.
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Sense of humor.
Write that down.
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Actually, the man we let go
had a sense of humor.
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Now, uh,
work experience.
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Your last
full-time job was-
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Uh, domestic consultant, uh...
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for a small company
specializing in conflict resolution.
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- So you're a mom.
- I got a promotion recently.
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Now I'm a grandmother.
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The ad says,
"Experience required.''
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Oh, well, I read the one that says,
"Come on in and get your money.''
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In all due respect, sir,
mothering gives you plenty of experience.
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Customer service
is what moms do.
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I'd be perfect for the job.
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Ms. Hart,
thanks for coming in.
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If you, uh, don't hear from our personnel office
by the end of the day...
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you'll assume that I didn't
make the effort to call them.
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Well, wait.
There's got to be some stuff...
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that I learned from being a mom
that could help you out down here.
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All right. Name one specific
work skill that translates.
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You got any employees
that don't pick up their toys?
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Well, I'm just saying I think
I'd make a great telemarketer.
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Well, for instance,
I'm calling you.
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Well, I'm sorry
you're having your dinner.
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Well, I know you are,
but what am I?
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No, I said I-
Hello?
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Hello?
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I'm telling you,Jake.
Things are really bad.
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Am I gonna lose
my Nintendo?
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Well, I'd worry less about Nintendo
and more about your next meal.
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- We're running out of food.
- Really?
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Oh, yeah. And then
we turn into cannibals.
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And of course we eat
the smallest one first.
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That's how we lost
your brother, Darren.
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Mom!
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Jake, what are you doing?
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Kyra said we're
running out of food.
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Oh, don't listen to her.
She's unpleasant.
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Jake, come here.
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Honey, you don't have to
save up food.
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I'm your mother.
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And except for bringing
Kyra into the world...
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I'm never gonna let
anything bad happen to you.
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- So, you okay?
- Yeah.
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- You sure?
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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We got groceries!
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And not just
any groceries.
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The kind you actually
want to eat. Look.
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They made Ding Dongs
into a cereal.
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After our talk about
belt-tightening...
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you guys go out and spend
a bunch of money on junk?
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No, Mom. I think you're
gonna be proud of us.
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We thought about what you said,
and we decided that we needed to do our part.
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Oh, my gosh!
You got jobs!
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Better! We got
on food stamps today.
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- What?
- We're on food stamps! Uh-huh!
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Except it's a debit card now.
It's just like a bank card...
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but you never have to
put money in.
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It's a miracle.
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You two actually did this?
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Well, see, the thing you don't know
about me and Cheyenne...
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- is we're go-getters.
- Mm-hmm.
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But you guys don't qualify for food stamps, right?
I mean, there's no way.
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Not only did we qualify,
they felt sorry for us.
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Did you tell them you live
in a really nice house...
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in a really nice neighborhood,
for free?
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Yep.
They don't care.
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They say that we deserve it. And they don't
make mistakes at the government.
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You should've seen them when
they found out we had a baby.
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Oh, they eat it up
if you have a baby.
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- Hey, maybe we should have
another one. Cha-ching!
- Cha-ching!
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Hey, maybe that's what
we should name her, Cha-ching!
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Cha-ching!
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All right.
Cut it out.
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We don't do that.
This family does not accept charity.
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Look at you
with your silly pride.
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You know, some people need a little help
gettin' back on their feet, Mom.
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That kind of help is for
people who have no options.
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I don't know what you're
so flipped out about.
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" That kind of help''
is for people exactly like us.
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Van is disabled, I'm starting school again,
and we have Elizabeth.
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Food stamps are for people
who have hit rock bottom.
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Well, you may not have hit rock bottom,
but, luckily, we have.
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He's right.
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Hey, let's go upstairs and do a little
financial planning.
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- Cha-ching!
- Cha-ching!
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Sha-shoot me.
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I can't believe you're
making us do this, Mom.
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Yeah. Do you know how embarrassing
it is to be taken off food stamps?
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Hi, excuse me.
I'm Reba Hart.
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My daughter and her husband
signed up for food stamps yesterday.
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- Hey, Susan.
- Hi there, Van.
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Oh, you brought Elizabeth.
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I tell you, when I see that little one,
it makes me feel so good about what I do.
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We're thinking about
having another one.
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Cha-ching!
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No, they're not. Now, look,
these food stamps were a bad idea.
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I'm taking care
of everybody just fine.
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So if you'll just take them off your list,
we'll be on our way.
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Ah, the proud mother.
I understand.
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She won't even let me rent out
my handicapped parking pass for extra dough.
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Knock, knock. " Who's there?''
"Opportunity, that's who.''
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Charity is not for us.
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Tippy-tappy.
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I know what
you're going through.
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This whole process
is a bit embarrassing.
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Don't worry.
We'll handle it.
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Finally.
Thank you.
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- How many dependents do you have?
- Me?
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Um, five, I guess,
countin' the baby.
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- Uh-huh. Any source of income?
- No, not at the moment.
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Do you have any drug
or alcohol addiction?
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No.Just an occasional
glass of wine at dinner-
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Hey, wait a minute.
What are you doing?
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Putting you on assistance.
Are you at the same address as your daughter?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Cheyenne, why don't you and Van
go over and have a seat? Go ahead.
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Now you listen to me.
I don't need aid. I don't want aid.
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Oh, I know your type. All your life
you've looked down on those who need help...
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and now that you're one of them
you can't admit it.
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I'm not one of them.
I am gettin' a job.
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Oh, you have a job lined up?
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No, not- not exactly,
but I want one.
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Oh, I see.
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- You're the one who wants a job.
- Yeah.
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Hey, everybody!
This is the woman who wants a job!
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Cut it out.
I'm going to work.
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I'm the type of person
who works for her money.
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Not like all these other lazy good-for-nothings
who just want to lay around and cash a check.
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Hey, everybody!
No checks today.
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- You're too lazy!
- Stop that.
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You're twisting my words.
[ Sighs ]
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What I mean is I still have options.
They don't.
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Right. Because they're
big losers who have failed.
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- Hey, everybody!
- Would you stop that!
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- That's not what I'm sayin'.
- Then what are you saying?
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[ Sighs ]
We're the type-
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Those who-
The kind of-
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The kind of scum
who take handouts.
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Hey, everybody! She just
called y'all scum!
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You know, thanks to people like you,
these people feel awful.
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Well, they shouldn't.
If someone's life has come to that...
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there's absolutely
no shame in taking help.
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Really. I believe that
with all my heart.
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- Finally.
- Yeah.
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Same address?
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Same address.
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- [ Door Opens, Closes ]
- [ Man On TV, Indistinct ]
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- [ Kyra ] Hey, Mom. I'm home.
- Hey.
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- What're you doing?
- Nothing.
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Which is apparently
all I'm qualified to do.
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Well, good news, Mom.
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I found a kid
who owed me a quarter.
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Kyra, you may think
this is funny. I don't.
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Careful.
Red's in a mood.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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[ Singsong ]
There's Grandma, sittin' on the couch.
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Still.
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Well, lookee here.
Three generations, not a job among us.
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Mom, why are you so down?
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This is great.
This is why I'll pay taxes...
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if I ever get a job.
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Which I'm not sure that I will
because this is great.
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You know, if you really
feel that way...
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then the worst part
isn't me not gettin' a job.
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It's that I didn't teach you the values
I think are important.
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[ Doorbell Rings ]
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- I'll get it.
- Hey, if it's that cute little ol' Girl Scout...
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tell her this year there'll be
no Thin Mints in this house.
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Hey. We're ready
to go to the zoo.
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Uh, you know,
it's a little chilly out there.
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- You might wanna grab a sweater.
- Oh, okay.
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Careful.
Red's in a mood.
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Reba, you are not
gonna believe this.
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We were just down at the market, and they said
that the kids were buying food with food stamps.
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Well, they won't let 'em
buy lottery tickets.
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Wait a minute.
You mean it's true?
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Oh, my gosh.
They're on the dole.
233
00:13:17,115 --> 00:13:19,675
It's Cheyenne and Van's
way of helping out.
234
00:13:19,751 --> 00:13:23,585
What you don't know about them
is they're go-getters.
235
00:13:23,655 --> 00:13:26,920
Well, that's ridiculous.
I mean, first a baby and now this?
236
00:13:26,991 --> 00:13:29,323
We are on
a slippery slope here, Reba.
237
00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:32,693
A slope to where, Brock?
I think we done slid down.
238
00:13:34,098 --> 00:13:36,589
Yeah, well, no kid of mine
is gonna be on assistance.
239
00:13:36,668 --> 00:13:38,602
You gotta tell them
to get off.
240
00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:42,936
You'll have to tell them yourself.
I don't want to look like a hypocrite.
241
00:13:43,007 --> 00:13:45,339
What are you
talking about?
242
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:49,369
Here. Run down to the store
and get yourself something cheap.
243
00:13:52,317 --> 00:13:54,410
You're on
food stamps too?
244
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,749
What, did you get
a group rate?
245
00:13:56,821 --> 00:13:58,755
Oh, Reba.
246
00:13:59,824 --> 00:14:02,418
Are you sick with the drink?
247
00:14:05,797 --> 00:14:07,890
How could this happen?
248
00:14:07,966 --> 00:14:10,662
I mean, what happened
to the money you got in the settlement?
249
00:14:10,735 --> 00:14:13,203
You can't possibly spend more
than Barbra Jean.
250
00:14:13,271 --> 00:14:16,331
Now, Brock, perhaps
we shouldn't judge Reba.
251
00:14:16,407 --> 00:14:20,309
Especially when she's sittin' here
in her bathrobe... in the late afternoon...
252
00:14:22,113 --> 00:14:24,479
drinkin' whatever's
in that cup.
253
00:14:29,454 --> 00:14:31,888
Well, I wish you'd told me
you were havin' trouble.
254
00:14:31,956 --> 00:14:34,083
Now, I want you to know
that I'm here for you.
255
00:14:34,158 --> 00:14:36,626
- Is there anything I can do?
- Absolutely. Write her a check.
256
00:14:36,694 --> 00:14:39,185
Well, I-
I would, baby...
257
00:14:39,263 --> 00:14:41,424
but it- it turns out
she's bad with money.
258
00:14:43,234 --> 00:14:45,725
Plus, we're not exactly
loaded right now.
259
00:14:45,803 --> 00:14:48,431
- I don't want your money.
- See? We're making her uncomfortable.
260
00:14:48,506 --> 00:14:52,943
- We should probably go.
- Now, Reba, I know it's hard
to admit when you need help...
261
00:14:53,011 --> 00:14:56,174
but I had a friend
in exactly your position-
262
00:14:56,247 --> 00:14:58,579
middle-aged, no skills...
263
00:14:58,650 --> 00:15:00,948
used to enjoy
a little nip now and again.
264
00:15:02,253 --> 00:15:04,915
- Barbra Jean-
- No, Brock, she needs to hear this.
265
00:15:04,989 --> 00:15:08,083
And do you know what
happened to her, Reba?
266
00:15:08,159 --> 00:15:10,719
Neither do I.
267
00:15:10,795 --> 00:15:14,424
Because she was always so drunk
and depressin', I stopped talkin' to her.
268
00:15:14,499 --> 00:15:17,195
I refused to talk to her.
269
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:23,939
Why are you telling me a story about
the luckiest woman in the world?
270
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:31,808
Because I don't want that
to happen to you. Let us help.
271
00:15:31,883 --> 00:15:35,114
All right, Barbra Jean. That's enough.
She doesn't need our help.
272
00:15:35,186 --> 00:15:38,349
This pathetic
robed creature...
273
00:15:38,423 --> 00:15:41,290
sitting on the couch
is not who Reba is.
274
00:15:41,359 --> 00:15:45,728
And one day she's gonna snap out of itand do what the Reba I know would do.
275
00:15:45,797 --> 00:15:49,790
She's gonna go out there and demand
the job she knows she deserves.
276
00:15:51,436 --> 00:15:54,530
Are you sayin' that just so
you won't have to write me a check?
277
00:15:56,674 --> 00:15:59,734
Well, of course I am.
But I still believe it.
278
00:16:01,946 --> 00:16:05,143
Well, thank you very much.
That's exactly what I needed to hear.
279
00:16:05,216 --> 00:16:08,879
- Where are you going?
- I'm going to go down there
and demand the job I deserve.
280
00:16:08,953 --> 00:16:10,887
The one I wanted
in the first place.
281
00:16:10,955 --> 00:16:13,981
- Well, good for you.
- Ah, whoa, whoa. Where you going with that?
282
00:16:14,058 --> 00:16:16,083
Oh, parking's terrible
at the zoo.
283
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,128
Like last time?
I parked in " Giraffe.''
284
00:16:18,196 --> 00:16:20,323
Had a few beers.
Then I wandered around " Gorilla''-
285
00:16:20,398 --> 00:16:22,730
Give me that.
286
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,859
That's exactly the same
kind of attitude...
287
00:16:24,936 --> 00:16:28,167
that makes the kids
think it's okay to be on food stamps.
288
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,541
Whoo-ee!
Red is in a mood.
289
00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:43,111
[ Reba ] Come on.I don't have all day, Grandma.
290
00:16:43,187 --> 00:16:46,020
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, that's good.
291
00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:48,490
Yes. Yes.
292
00:16:48,559 --> 00:16:50,754
Hey! Hey,
that's my spot!
293
00:16:50,828 --> 00:16:53,296
Didn't you see my blinker on?
You know what that means?
294
00:16:53,364 --> 00:16:55,696
That means that's my spot!
You-You-You-
295
00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:57,792
You spot-taker!
296
00:16:57,869 --> 00:17:01,168
Oh, man. There's no spot
around here anywhere-
297
00:17:03,508 --> 00:17:05,499
Oh.
298
00:17:07,812 --> 00:17:10,110
?? [ Whistling ]
299
00:17:13,351 --> 00:17:15,410
Oh, good.
You're still here.
300
00:17:15,486 --> 00:17:18,546
Am I? Damn.
301
00:17:20,024 --> 00:17:22,390
Look, Mr. Lewis. I think we
have a difference of opinion.
302
00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:26,396
You look at me and see a soccer mom
that drives a gold Volvo wagon.
303
00:17:26,464 --> 00:17:29,126
But I think a mom
is exactly what you need.
304
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:33,398
I spend every day with a house full ofdemanding customers, and I haven't lost one yet.
305
00:17:33,471 --> 00:17:35,939
- [ Ringing ]
- He's busy.
306
00:17:42,413 --> 00:17:44,347
Now, I don't want to waste
any more of your time.
307
00:17:44,415 --> 00:17:46,508
But if I work this hard
to get this job...
308
00:17:46,584 --> 00:17:49,246
I hope you can only imagine
how hard I'll work to keep it.
309
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:52,585
Now, it's your choice.
But if you let me walk out that door...
310
00:17:52,657 --> 00:17:56,354
you'll be missing out on an honest person
who's got lots to prove...
311
00:17:56,427 --> 00:17:58,861
who plays everything fair and square,
right down the middle.
312
00:17:58,930 --> 00:18:00,955
Bottom line.
That's it. I'm done.
313
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:08,102
You can start Monday.
314
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:10,697
Thanks!
Okay.
315
00:18:10,775 --> 00:18:13,767
That was easy.
316
00:18:13,845 --> 00:18:16,211
Wow.[ Laughs ]
317
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:20,046
- Did you say you drive a gold Volvo wagon?
- Yep.
318
00:18:21,953 --> 00:18:23,887
The one in the handicapped
parking spot?
319
00:18:26,424 --> 00:18:28,824
Other than that,
I'd have gotten the job?
320
00:18:28,893 --> 00:18:30,451
Oh, yeah.
321
00:18:36,634 --> 00:18:42,095
I can't believe you used my parking pass illegally
and got caught.
322
00:18:43,107 --> 00:18:45,041
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?''
323
00:18:45,109 --> 00:18:47,043
" The cops, that's who!''
324
00:18:49,247 --> 00:18:51,647
I'm sorry you lost the job, Mom.
That's a real drag.
325
00:18:51,716 --> 00:18:55,482
No, it's not a real drag.
It's what you get when you cheat the system.
326
00:18:55,553 --> 00:18:57,748
It's bad mojo.
327
00:18:58,990 --> 00:19:01,015
Well, I thought about
what you said.
328
00:19:01,092 --> 00:19:05,426
About, you know, Van and I being on food stamps
and not teaching us the right values and-
329
00:19:05,496 --> 00:19:09,830
Well, I don't want to teach
my daughter the wrong values either, so-
330
00:19:14,338 --> 00:19:16,306
- I'm proud of you, honey.
- Thank you.
331
00:19:17,909 --> 00:19:21,572
- [ Knocking ]
- Okay. Hey, I need to
talk to your Dad about somethin'.
332
00:19:21,646 --> 00:19:23,580
Why don't you go break it
to your husband...
333
00:19:23,648 --> 00:19:26,082
that Uncle Sam's no longer
springin' for the Ding Dongs.
334
00:19:27,585 --> 00:19:30,247
- Hey, Reba.
- Hey.
335
00:19:30,321 --> 00:19:32,255
Sorry about you
not getting that job...
336
00:19:32,323 --> 00:19:35,690
but if this is about me lending you money,
I was telling you the truth before.
337
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,729
- We just don't have it.
- Relax. I don't want you to lend me money.
338
00:19:38,796 --> 00:19:40,889
[ Exhales ]
339
00:19:40,965 --> 00:19:45,425
Well, then I apologize.
If it's anything else, all you have to do is ask.
340
00:19:45,503 --> 00:19:48,631
I want you
to give me a job.
341
00:19:48,706 --> 00:19:52,574
Well, I guess we could scrape up
a couple of hundred, but that's about it.
342
00:19:52,643 --> 00:19:56,044
Why not? You're always saying
you need help down there.
343
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:59,241
Yeah, but,
hiring your ex-wife?
344
00:19:59,317 --> 00:20:01,410
I mean,
that would be like-
345
00:20:01,485 --> 00:20:03,885
Well, there is
no worse example.
346
00:20:03,955 --> 00:20:06,389
Look,
I'm out of options.
347
00:20:06,457 --> 00:20:11,292
And I need work experience.
You can't get a job unless you've had a job.
348
00:20:11,362 --> 00:20:13,387
I need somethin'
to put on my r�sum�.
349
00:20:13,464 --> 00:20:15,398
Oh, go ahead.
Put it on your r�sum�.
350
00:20:15,466 --> 00:20:17,900
If anybody callsto check it out, I'll lie.
351
00:20:17,969 --> 00:20:20,096
I'll tell them you were
a great receptionist...
352
00:20:20,171 --> 00:20:23,072
or a fantasticoffice manager.
353
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:25,438
You can be
anything you want...
354
00:20:25,509 --> 00:20:27,443
Dr. Hart.
355
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:32,743
Doesn't anybody understand
that I want to do this the right way...
356
00:20:32,817 --> 00:20:35,445
that I want to set
a good example for my kids.
357
00:20:35,519 --> 00:20:38,579
Whatever happened to
pulling yourself up by your bootstraps?
358
00:20:38,656 --> 00:20:42,285
Come on.Gimme a shot.
359
00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:47,423
[ Sighs ]
Okay. Fine. We'll try it.
360
00:20:47,498 --> 00:20:51,832
Just for the record,
I think this could be a really bad idea.
361
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:55,030
[ Laughs ]
Oh, it's a horrible idea.
362
00:20:56,574 --> 00:20:58,838
Gonna be miserable.
I wouldn't be a bit surprised...
363
00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:02,208
if I wound up screamin' at you
and throwin' a stapler at your head.
364
00:21:03,814 --> 00:21:06,112
If this is what you said
in your last interview...
365
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:09,152
I'm startin' to see why
you didn't get the job.
366
00:21:11,455 --> 00:21:13,787
I'll see you Monday.
367
00:21:13,858 --> 00:21:15,792
Wear a helmet.
368
00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:55,331
Acme.![ Coughing ]
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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