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- So, what can I
help you with today?
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- Is it not obvious?
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- Is it, is it the erection?
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- It is the erection,
yes, it won't go down.
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- When I first got here, I
just thought sexual health
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was the same six or seven
diseases everyone thinks of
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when they hear 'gunky genitals'.
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But people really do come in
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when there's anything
wrong below the belt.
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And some can be quite
amusing. [giggles]
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Hey, Steph, this last
patient was pretty good,
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think I aced it though.
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- Yeah?
- So pretty funny.
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He took Viagra at
a party last night,
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now he has this huge
erection that won't go down.
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- Sounds like priapism,
how long has he had it for?
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- Like five hours.
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- Right, that means
we've got an hour
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to get him to hospital
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before his penis literally
dies and falls off.
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- What?
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And others can be
truly terrifying.
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But on the plus side,
it's my first ever
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thank-you-for-saving-my-penis'se
card.
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[title music]
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- Ha, how is SexNOW!
still a thing?
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- I know, right?
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- Seriously?
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- What?
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[Jian speaking in Mandarin]
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- Gwen, you hear that?
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STIs, like me, don't
discriminate by race or colour,
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which got me thinking...
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If we really wanna get
this crisis under control,
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we need to connect
with everyone.
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So yesterday I took the liberty
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of putting up some
posters around some
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of our more multicultural
communities.
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[Jian speaking in Mandarin]
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- Do you want me to
call the interpreters?
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- No need, I smashed me
some Duolingo last night.
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NP hNo.
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[Jian speaking in Mandarin]
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- NP hNo.
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- I'll call the interpreter.
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- Okay, Sam, so what I'll do is,
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I'll get you to do a
urine test and then
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we'll just grab throat
and rectal swabs,
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just to be on the safe side.
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- Oh, I only need a swab on
my sack, not on my crack.
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- Ah, yeah, have you had
any receptive anal sex?
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- I'm not gay.
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- It's not what I asked.
- I just don't need it, okay?
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- Okay.
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- Steph, there you are.
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Your first patient was
like 10 minutes ago.
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- Yeah.
- Are you all right?
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- Fantastic.
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As you get older, you find
that some days you wake up
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and you're just not
feeling your best.
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And sure, when I sat
down this morning,
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I felt a mild
discomfort, but hey,
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that's just the joys of aging.
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[hand rapping]
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Busy, go away, Langdon.
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[hand rapping]
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Now is not a good time.
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- Oh, are you with a patient?
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- Not as such.
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What do you want?
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- It's just this guy, he's
refusing to get a rectal swab,
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but I'm sure he has chlamydia.
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Could you talk to him?
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- Do I have to stand up?
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- [Computer Voice] Does
it sting when you urinate?
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[computer voice
speaks in Mandarin]
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[Langdon tries to
repeat in Mandarin]
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- [Gwen] Langdon,
interpreter's here.
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- Oh, thank God.
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[Jian speaking quietly]
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- Oh, Dr. Marsh, hi, nice
to meet you, I'm Calvin.
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- I'm Langdon... Felicity Marsh.
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- I hope I'm not putting
you out too much being here.
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Your receptionist said you
already speak Mandarin.
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- Me, yeah, I'm
basically fluent.
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- Oh, multi-linguist,
man after my own heart.
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[Calvin speaks in Mandarin]
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- So should we get on with it?
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- Yup.
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- He said, "Man
after my own heart."
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Does that mean he's gay?
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I'm terrible at reading signs.
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Like the time my
plumber commented
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on how nice my pipes were
and I thought he was gay.
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Or the time my Tinder
date said the same thing
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and I thought he was a plumber.
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The important thing is I
don't read too much into it.
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[upbeat music]
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All right, let's start with
a few routine questions.
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Are you in a relationship, Jian?
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[Calvin speaks in Mandarin]
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[Jian speaks in Mandarin]
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- No, he's not.
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- I actually find
in these situations
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that it makes the patient
feel more comfortable
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if the interpreter also
answers the questions.
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You know, in solidarity.
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- Oh, okay, unusual,
but I'm also single.
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- Great, excellent,
fantastic news, Jian.
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Next question.
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Do you have sex with
men, women, or both?
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[Calvin speaks in Mandarin]
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[Jian speaking in Mandarin]
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- I like having intercourse
with men, very much.
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- The patient?
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- Yes, that's what Jian said.
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- Of course.
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And... for solidarity?
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- Oh, is that really necessary?
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Jian looks pretty relaxed.
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- Yes, of course.
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Next question.
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How frequently do you
have sex with men?
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[Calvin speaks in Mandarin]
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[Jian speaking in Mandarin]
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- I enjoy sleeping
with men often.
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You're very handsome by the way.
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- Okay.
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- Okay, so Sam, this
is Dr. Huddleston,
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who's going to explain
to you why a rectal swab
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is the right thing to do.
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- Right, well, the rectal swab
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is something we give
to all of our patients
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regardless of
whether... [groans]
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I must go now.
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- I'll be right back.
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What was that?
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- Oh, it's just temporary.
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Extreme pain, it's - I'm fine.
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- I've seen this
behaviour before.
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A few years back, my
dad couldn't sit down
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without screaming God's name.
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We all thought he was
being particularly devout
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but it turned out
he just had piles.
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Steph has piles.
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[Greg whistling]
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- Hey, Greg, what's
with the robot arm?
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- Oh, just a bit of the
old community service
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'cause of the old
dogging mishap last week.
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- Cool, hey, how did you know
you wanted to be a bikie?
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- Oh, kind of fell into
it, didn't I, you know?
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Just, um, yeah, why?
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You're not thinking of
taking up the leather,
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are you, Gwenno?
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- Nah, maybe I
could be a doctor?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, or
something else, maybe.
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[Langdon humming]
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- It's not the weirdest way
I've met a future boyfriend,
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but it's not far off.
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Presuming he likes
me or men even.
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[groans] Just cannot
get that out of him.
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Thanks for waiting.
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So Jian, looks like
you've picked up
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a little urinary
tract infection.
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I'll write you a script
for some antibiotics
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and this should
clear up in no time.
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[Jian speaking in Mandarin]
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- He thanks you with his
heart and with his penis.
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- Isn't he the most beautiful
person you've ever seen?
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- I guess, just ask
him out already.
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- I don't know if he likes guys.
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And the last time I asked
out a man without being sure,
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I had a very awkward
physio session.
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- The interpreter, he's gay.
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I'm getting total vibes off him.
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And he used to date
my friend, Pete.
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- Peter, that is a man's name.
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He's gay, Gwen, he's gay!
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- [Computer Voice] Will
you go out with me?
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[computer voice
speaks in Mandarin]
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- Sorry, Calvin,
just before you go.
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Gwen, where's Calvin?
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- He had to go.
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He said something like,
"Tell Langdon hello."
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- Hello?
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- Or maybe it was goodbye?
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- Gwen, call the interpreters,
they've got to send him back.
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- What? What should I tell them?
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- I don't know,
make something up.
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We've just got to
get Calvin back.
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Jian's in more desperate danger
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than we could ever
have imagined.
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[upbeat music]
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- Last question, all right?
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How much do you want to
interact with the public?
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All the time?
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Sometimes? Or never?
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It's all the time, isn't it?
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- Never.
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- Yeah, no, that
was my second guess.
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And that means that
your dream job is...
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VCR repairman.
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- What the hell is a VCR?
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[groans] Why can't someone
just tell me what I wanna do?
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- All right, how about you
do whatever the next chump
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that walks through
that door does, okay?
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A bit of fun, right?
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Yeah? Here we go.
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Okay, here we go.
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[Gwen groans]
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That's a shame.
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- I'm here to see Dr.
Huddleston, is she available?
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- Maybe, why would I know?
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- Can you please get your
piles away from my soup?
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- What?
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I don't have piles.
- Really?
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The frequent bathroom breaks?
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The desire to eat
lunch standing up?
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- I like standing up,
means I can put out fires.
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- [Gwen] Steph, woman
from the health department
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here to see you.
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- See?
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- Dr. Huddleston,
please, take seat.
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- I'd rather not.
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Sorry, who are you?
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- Amelia Krabb. Your
boss, Miranda Graft,
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sent me down to
make some changes.
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So please, shut the
door and take a seat.
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I'll cut to the chase.
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We're fighting a losing battle
against this STI epidemic.
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I've poured over the records
and identified exactly
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where the weak link is.
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It's Dr. Marsh.
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Taking on a medical
student without approval.
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The fiasco with the billboard,
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not to mention claiming
dating site signup fees
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as a business expense.
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- He did what?
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- But you can't fire a
doctor without just cause,
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it's ridiculous, I know.
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If we all played by that rule
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I'd still be married to that
deadbeat first husband of mine.
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If we could just catch him
in a compromising position,
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like my second husband, with
that girl from the deli,
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then we could get this
crisis under control.
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- Ms. Krabb, I can assure you
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there is no unethical behaviour
happening in this clinic.
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- Hey, I came back
as soon as I heard.
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The receptionist said Jian's
caught some weird new STI?
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- She did, did she?
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Well, that is indeed true.
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- She said it's something
called Lythical Marshiosis?
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- What?!
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00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:56,352
I mean, yes, like Gwen
said, it's very rare.
255
00:13:57,319 --> 00:13:58,838
I didn't recognise it at first
256
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:03,601
because the symptoms present
very similarly to a UTI.
257
00:14:03,601 --> 00:14:04,429
- But it's worse, right?
258
00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:05,706
I mean, of course it is,
259
00:14:05,706 --> 00:14:06,880
you wouldn't call
me back otherwise.
260
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,123
- Of course, I
would never do that.
261
00:14:08,123 --> 00:14:10,090
- Right, well, let
me phone HQ and see
262
00:14:10,090 --> 00:14:11,091
if we can get someone to cover
263
00:14:11,091 --> 00:14:12,575
the rest of my day, all right?
264
00:14:18,409 --> 00:14:19,686
[Jian speaks in Mandarin]
265
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,590
- Oh, Jian, thank
God you have no idea
266
00:14:27,590 --> 00:14:28,833
what's really going on.
267
00:14:31,836 --> 00:14:33,665
- Okay, yeah, yeah, sure.
268
00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:40,672
- How about a phone salesman?
269
00:14:42,157 --> 00:14:43,330
- I told you I don't like jobs
270
00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:45,677
where I have to speak out loud.
271
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:50,061
- As I said, one sniff of a
fire-able offense, you let know.
272
00:14:50,061 --> 00:14:53,375
Us women need to stick together
in this man-eat-dog world.
273
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,413
And see a doctor, I don't
know what's wrong with you,
274
00:14:57,413 --> 00:14:58,518
but it's embarrassing.
275
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:02,832
- She has piles.
276
00:15:02,832 --> 00:15:03,972
- Steph, have you got piles?
277
00:15:03,972 --> 00:15:06,146
- I don't have piles.
278
00:15:13,602 --> 00:15:14,396
- [Greg] Oh, no.
279
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,159
- So doctor, what
are the symptoms?
280
00:15:19,159 --> 00:15:20,402
- Good question.
281
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:26,891
So there'll be some...
it's not too bad, really.
282
00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:28,479
It's a bit of stinging.
283
00:15:28,479 --> 00:15:32,448
[Calvin translating in Mandarin]
284
00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:33,518
- Is that all?
285
00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:35,727
Really, Dr. Marsh, I probably
286
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:36,936
could have translated
that on the phone.
287
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,559
- No, that's obviously
just to start with,
288
00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:43,356
then there will be bleeding.
289
00:15:43,356 --> 00:15:46,290
Probably some pus,
no, a lot of pus.
290
00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:49,189
[Calvin speaking in
foreign language]
291
00:15:49,189 --> 00:15:53,814
Then there's a small chance
292
00:15:53,814 --> 00:15:58,785
his penis might recede
back into his body.
293
00:16:05,654 --> 00:16:09,899
[Calvin translating in Mandarin]
294
00:16:09,899 --> 00:16:13,041
Sure, this feels
unethical right now,
295
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:15,422
but think what a
story this will make
296
00:16:15,422 --> 00:16:17,424
when we tell it
to the grandkids.
297
00:16:17,424 --> 00:16:19,702
And you know,
nobody's getting hurt.
298
00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:23,568
Jian will be fine
and he'll know that.
299
00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:26,261
Eventually.
300
00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:27,676
- I can't believe it.
301
00:16:27,676 --> 00:16:29,540
You sure it can
actually cause leprosy?
302
00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:31,991
- Like I said, it's
very rare in Australia.
303
00:16:33,164 --> 00:16:36,961
Hey, don't read that!
It's very confidential.
304
00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:39,688
[Jian speaking in Mandarin]
305
00:16:39,688 --> 00:16:41,207
- What's this?
306
00:16:41,207 --> 00:16:43,105
It says he's positive for
a urinary tract infection.
307
00:16:45,245 --> 00:16:46,971
- Look, the thing is-
308
00:16:49,353 --> 00:16:52,390
- There's no such thing as
Lythical Marshiosis, is there?
309
00:16:54,358 --> 00:16:56,601
I don't understand, why
would you put this poor man
310
00:16:56,601 --> 00:16:58,293
through so much torment?
311
00:16:58,293 --> 00:16:59,708
- 'Cause I wanted to ask you.
312
00:17:02,435 --> 00:17:05,058
NP yuàny ì hé wR hu ma?
313
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,510
- That made no sense.
314
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:11,237
- I wanted to ask you out.
315
00:17:12,479 --> 00:17:14,619
- You did all this to
ask me out on a date?
316
00:17:19,176 --> 00:17:22,489
And to think I was
starting to like you.
317
00:17:33,776 --> 00:17:36,020
[hand rapping]
318
00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:39,817
- Hi, before you ask,
319
00:17:39,817 --> 00:17:43,062
no, I don't wanna sit down.
320
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,755
- I know, and don't be mad,
321
00:17:46,755 --> 00:17:48,791
but I booked you an appointment
322
00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:50,414
at the medical centre
down the road at 3:00,
323
00:17:50,414 --> 00:17:52,485
just so you can go and
find out exactly why it is
324
00:17:52,485 --> 00:17:54,452
you don't want to sit down.
325
00:17:55,936 --> 00:17:57,248
- I'll think about it.
326
00:17:57,248 --> 00:17:58,732
- Or I could have a look?
327
00:17:58,732 --> 00:18:00,838
- No.
- No, totally fair.
328
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,534
- Ah, Greg, I think I've got it.
329
00:18:07,534 --> 00:18:09,018
- Oh, yeah?
330
00:18:09,018 --> 00:18:12,884
- I could be an artist.
331
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,887
- Wow, y-you did that?
332
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:19,546
That's brilliant,
abstract, isn't it?
333
00:18:19,546 --> 00:18:21,134
- I was kind of like
on the fence about it,
334
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,585
but if you think it's good...?
335
00:18:23,585 --> 00:18:26,760
- Oh, yeah, nah,
yeah... course it is.
336
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:38,600
- Here, prescription.
337
00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:42,397
I printed the
instructions in Mandarin.
338
00:18:43,294 --> 00:18:44,847
Should clear that infection up.
339
00:18:50,991 --> 00:18:53,477
I know you can't understand me,
340
00:18:53,477 --> 00:18:56,480
but I wanted to
apologise to you anyway.
341
00:18:57,722 --> 00:19:00,173
A doctor should never
compromise the health
342
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,244
of one of his patients.
343
00:19:02,244 --> 00:19:03,521
Even for a shot at love.
344
00:19:08,457 --> 00:19:09,596
[Jian speaking in Mandarin]
345
00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:27,787
[hand rapping]
346
00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:28,650
- [Steph] Yeah?
347
00:19:29,754 --> 00:19:31,204
- Seriously, you're still here?
348
00:19:33,137 --> 00:19:34,966
- I wanted to go, I just can't.
349
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,658
- Don't be so melodramatic.
350
00:19:36,658 --> 00:19:39,454
- No, 'cause I literally
can't stand up.
351
00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:42,871
- Oh... oh!
- Yeah.
352
00:19:44,113 --> 00:19:47,531
- Well, I'm a
doctor and I'm here.
353
00:19:47,531 --> 00:19:50,154
- No, no way.
354
00:19:50,154 --> 00:19:51,638
- Well, I can always
go get Langdon.
355
00:19:51,638 --> 00:19:52,812
- No.
356
00:19:52,812 --> 00:19:54,158
- Then let me take a look.
357
00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:57,644
- All right.
358
00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:10,243
No one ever finds
out about this.
359
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,038
- Okay.
360
00:20:27,985 --> 00:20:31,471
- Turns out I don't
have piles after all.
361
00:20:31,471 --> 00:20:34,888
It's actually endometriosis
that has spread to my bowel.
362
00:20:34,888 --> 00:20:39,134
So, yeah, much more serious.
363
00:20:39,134 --> 00:20:42,206
Got carted off and had
to have a laparoscopy.
364
00:20:42,206 --> 00:20:45,071
I should thank Yasmin
at some point, I guess.
365
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,764
She did good.
366
00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:51,250
- Yeah, Steph and I
are closer than before.
367
00:20:52,699 --> 00:20:53,942
I mean, you can't really go
through that sort of experience
368
00:20:53,942 --> 00:20:57,428
and not be irreversibly
changed by it.
369
00:20:57,428 --> 00:21:00,086
But she's okay, you know,
and that's what matters.
370
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,646
- Hi, is Dr. Marsh in?
371
00:21:08,646 --> 00:21:10,372
- I don't know, I'm busy.
372
00:21:11,718 --> 00:21:14,307
- Cute, did someone's
kid draw that?
373
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:15,860
- What?
374
00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:18,069
- The drawing; kids have the
wildest imaginations, right?
375
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,625
- Did you hear that?
376
00:21:23,109 --> 00:21:27,631
- Yeah, look, Gwenno, maybe
your art is a little bit-
377
00:21:29,115 --> 00:21:33,015
- He said that I have the
imagination of a child.
378
00:21:33,015 --> 00:21:35,017
That's who I should
be working with.
379
00:21:35,017 --> 00:21:37,019
I love kids.
380
00:21:37,019 --> 00:21:39,263
- You do?
- Yeah.
381
00:21:39,263 --> 00:21:41,058
Why wouldn't you
think I liked kids?
382
00:21:42,231 --> 00:21:43,025
- Aw.
383
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,410
[metal balls clicking]
384
00:21:52,138 --> 00:21:54,934
[hand rapping]
385
00:21:54,934 --> 00:21:55,935
- Hey.
- Hey.
386
00:21:57,488 --> 00:21:59,145
- I'm looking for
the big, dumb idiot
387
00:21:59,145 --> 00:22:01,354
who intentionally puts
his patients at risk
388
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:03,563
as a stand in for
romantic gestures.
389
00:22:03,563 --> 00:22:05,254
Is he around?
390
00:22:08,223 --> 00:22:11,502
Look, my reaction
yesterday was, um,
391
00:22:12,676 --> 00:22:14,540
was a bit over the top,
392
00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:17,474
but really... what
possessed you?
393
00:22:19,717 --> 00:22:22,893
- I panicked, like I always do
394
00:22:22,893 --> 00:22:24,204
when I meet someone I like.
395
00:22:25,482 --> 00:22:26,552
- What you were doing,
396
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,590
I guess it could almost
be seen as romantic.
397
00:22:30,590 --> 00:22:31,833
- Right?
398
00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:34,456
And it'd make a great
story for the grand-
399
00:22:34,456 --> 00:22:35,940
For... people.
400
00:22:36,803 --> 00:22:38,426
- Yeah, yeah.
401
00:22:38,426 --> 00:22:41,187
Well, Jian got in contact.
402
00:22:41,187 --> 00:22:45,881
He said he has never seen
anyone so pathetically cute.
403
00:22:47,296 --> 00:22:49,920
He reckons I should
give you a chance, so.
404
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,749
I just wanted to say.
405
00:22:51,749 --> 00:22:53,441
[Calvin speaking in Mandarin]
406
00:23:04,037 --> 00:23:06,108
- What did he say?
407
00:23:06,108 --> 00:23:07,972
What did he say?
408
00:23:07,972 --> 00:23:09,560
Tell me you were rolling!
409
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,149
[upbeat music]
410
00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:17,292
- What do Al Capone, Lenin,
411
00:23:17,292 --> 00:23:19,605
and my neighbour
Alan have in common?
412
00:23:19,605 --> 00:23:21,469
That's right, syphilis.
413
00:23:21,469 --> 00:23:23,540
- Syphilis, if left
untreated, can be
414
00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:26,128
one of the more
dangerous STIs out there.
415
00:23:26,128 --> 00:23:28,786
It's transmitted via
skin-to-skin contact,
416
00:23:28,786 --> 00:23:31,893
so although condoms and
dental dams greatly reduce
417
00:23:31,893 --> 00:23:34,482
the risk of transmission,
there's still a chance
418
00:23:34,482 --> 00:23:36,276
you could catch it
while having sex.
419
00:23:36,276 --> 00:23:38,831
- But the good news is
that, if detected early,
420
00:23:38,831 --> 00:23:40,522
syphilis is curable,
421
00:23:40,522 --> 00:23:42,731
which is why going for
regular screening tests
422
00:23:42,731 --> 00:23:44,526
is always so important.
423
00:23:44,526 --> 00:23:47,115
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