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[WHEEZING]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[WHIRRING]

[♪♪♪]

[WOOD CREAKS]

[CLACKS]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[LAMP FLICKERING]

DOVE: Good morning, my children.

And it is a good morning.

Can you feel it?

Find him.

[WATCH BEEPS]

DOVE: For the first time...

...in a long time.

I feel it.

[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

And for the first time in a long time,

I'm pleased with you.

[WHOOSHES]

DOVE: Because you've been out on the streets

listening to the whisperings, hearing the Sacred numbers.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER IN DISTANT]

MATHLETE 1: Him!

[VAN DOOR OPENS]

MAN 1: Get the fuck off of me!

[INDISTINCT SPEECH]

MAN 1: Get the fuck off of me!

[GRUNTS]

Get off of me!

Get the fuck off of me!

What the-- [MUMBLED SPEECH]

[MUMBLED SCREAMS]

DOVE: You've done it.

Derived the coordinates,

found the location.

[MUMBLED SCREAMS]

[GURGLES]

DOVE: Yes, you heard correctly.

The moment of transformation is upon us.

But it's not time for celebration.

MATHLETE 2: 8-2-4.

DOVE: It's time for preparation.

Working harder.

MATHLETE 2: 3-0-7.

DOVE: Listening.

Listening to me.

Listening to the world

and its numbers.

Closer than you ever have.

MATHLETE 2: 2-5-2.

DOVE: Everything we've trained for.

[WATCH BEEPS]

DOVE: Set your watches.

Tonight is the night.

The end of ends.

We've always known what we have to do.

But we didn't know where to do it...

...until now.

Finally, my children.

The universe has told us...

...exactly where to go.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING IN DISTANT]

KENNEDY: Really?

This place?

You said somewhere special.

This is special.

It's so retro.

-It's-- -Old!

I mean, it's cool,

but I thought we're gonna grab some food.

Maybe we can come back here another day

when we're less hungry.

They have food.

Voted best bowling alley pizza in 2005, according to Yelp.

Besides, this is our last chance.

Tomorrow, they tearing this place down.

My dad says they're putting in condos.

It's sad, right?

This place is history.

Yeah.

Wait.

Are you like a bowler?

Have you been here before?

No.

I mean, I'm not like a bowling virgin or anything,

but I've never been to a real bowling alley.

Only like Dave & Buster's and stuff.

Have you been here?

No!

Never.

Can't imagine bowling.

-Ugh! -I'm sorry.

I just thought you were a type of girl

who's, like, different.

Oh, no, I am.

Look, Tess, whatever you want to do, I'm down.

It's just nice to get to hang out with you one on one

outside of school on an actual date.

Woohoo!

My dorks!

Now it's a party!

CODY: Woohoo!

Friday night! Let's do this.

It's a party?

-Hey, guys. -Hey Tess.

Oh, my God. How's it going?

So, so good.

It's been a minute.

It has been a minute.

Thank you so much for inviting us.

This is Cody.

I hope you don't mind coming along.

-No! -Right? Yeah.

All right.

PETE: Have you guys met before?

-TESS: Yeah. -KENNEDY: No, no. I have not.

TESS: Yeah, I'm really glad I got to meet Kennedy.

KENNEDY: Pete. Nice to meet you.

Tess is an old friend.

We go way back.

Yeah.

♪ Come on, come on, come on♪

♪ And take me anywhere the wind blows♪

♪ Come on, come on, come on♪

♪ And pull me where my heart goes♪

♪ I wanna know, I wanna know, I really wanna know♪

♪ What you waiting for♪

[THUDS]

♪ Yeah, it feels so good ♪

[INDISTINCT LYRICS]

♪ Show me your little thing ♪

♪ I wanna do, I wanna do ♪

[CLACKS]

♪ You're gonna be on Saturday night ♪

♪ Where will you go-- ♪

[BALL RUSTLES]

[INDISTINCT LYRICS]

[CLACKS]

So the Normans completely overwhelmed the Anglo-Saxons

and--

That my dear, is the Battle of Hastings.

[CHUCKLES]

Fascinating, George.

Mhm.

Where am I going to learn this stuff after tonight?

Oh, you know, we could always see each other around town.

Sure, baby.

Probably not, but sure.

Bruce, can I have another...

BRUCE: Appletini.

Oh, you're my best friend Bruce.

Okay, Bye.

[GRUNTS]

Go for Bruce.

MAN 2 ON RADIO: We got to dead pin on eight--

18. On it.

MAN 3: Never told me that rule.

Don't be that guy.

Did Ted pay for these?

Does it matter?

[SIGHS]

I remember this place back in the day.

Feels like yesterday.

Seems like a lot of yesterdays.

[SIGHS]

What are we gonna do after tonight?

I don't think that far into the future.

One frame at a time, T.

One frame at a time.

♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪

♪ I wanna know what you're waiting for ♪

♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪

♪ I wanna know what you're waiting for ♪

♪ Come on, come on, come on-- ♪

[GIGGLES]

Oh, whoa!

[SIGHS]

♪ Yeah ♪

[SIGHS]

[SNIFFS]

Here you go.

Does this smell weird to you?

I'm not doing it.

[GROANS]

[SNIFFS]

[SCRUNCHES]

[SNIFFS]

BRUCE: Try this.

Ten pounds.

Should fit your thumb, but won't suck at the knuckle.

I think it's a pin reset.

Rolled three balls into it,

hoping I could wake it up before sending out the S.O.S.

and none came back.

Oh, let's see here.

Should you be doing that?

Probably not.

[GRUNTS]

Sometimes a return gets jammed.

Screws the computer.

All that fancy automated shit, huh?

Lane sixteens open.

Not going to work.

Hug. Just drop the five bagger.

Oh, shit.

Halfway to perfect.

You think tonight's the night?

He's gonna fall apart if you move him to new lane.

[GRUNTS, BONES CRACKLES]

Well, must be something in the back.

I'm supposed to be packing up the pro shop,

working the bar and 12 other things.

You know, he always wanted his name on that wall,

even if it's just for one night

Well, then, I guess.

Those 12 other things are gonna have to wait.

[DOORBELL DINGS]

Hey, I didn't know Kennedy was coming tonight.

Yeah, I begged her to come,

but she's got GREs or SATs or whatever

all the smart kids are doing these days.

Yeah, your girl's all grown up.

I bet she still got it.

She still roll?

Not since the seventh grade.

"Dad, I can't make friends if I smell like stale beer

and bowling farts."

She wouldn't be caught dead in this...

...place.

Whoa, depressing as fuck.

They don't even have black lights and lasers.

I might need a Xanax.

They only do Rock-A-Bowl on Saturdays.

Or I think that's what they called it on Yelp.

[POSTER PEELS OFF]

Last night, maybe they'll let us kamikaze down the alleys.

Let's try not to get arrested, okay?

Hey, could-- uh, we get the last night special, please?

Lane rental plus shoes.

$10.50.

You payin' together or separate?

Uh, let's do this...

Oh-- Me and her together.

Oh, thank you.

Okay, well, $7.50 for Kay, since no shoe rental.

Oh, no, I definitely need shoes.

I mean, who would own their own bowling shoes?

Not me.

Maybe some kind of bowling freak.

I'm a size six.

Assuming the sizes are the same, I wouldn't know.

I've never worn bowling shoes before.

Yeah, what kind of fucking loser bowls, right?

How about the rest of ya'll?

Assuming you're not a bowling freaks?

Shit.

[KEYPAD TYPING]

[PHONE MESSAGE SOUND]

[MOUTHS] Why?

[MOUTHS] Please?

-Hey. -Hey.

What do you think?

-Hot! They go with your-- -They go with nothing.

-You okay? -Yeah.

You know Pete, right?

Mm-hmm.

-He plays soccer, er tennis-- -Basketball.

He's really good.

Like college scholarship good.

He's very sweet. He paid for you, too.

What about--

TESS: The creep finger blasting the bowling ball?

That's Cody.

He's not the worst person in the world.

Did he say something to you?

No, not yet.

Let's do this.

[GRUNTS]

Sorry, Bruce.

I can't see shit in this thing.

Shouldn't you be out on the corner waving cars in?

Emergency pit stop.

That bowling alley pizza went right through me.

Jesus.

Have you seen Star?

You think she's drunk enough to talk to me yet?

[SCOFFS]

Leave that woman alone.

We're both adults.

We both made our own decisions.

I don't know what he's so pissed about.

I'm the one in this stupid costume!

Can't see shit in this thing.

Star, Star!

Hey, Star, Star.

Shoes and rental, closing night discount?

That'll be...

...nice tracksuits.

Y'all in a league or something?

[FOOTFALLS]

[THUDS]

So embarrassing.

I'm really bad.

No, good try.

At least you're consistent.

Once you get it in the lane, you'll be a total beast.

You know, at my little cousin's birthday party,

they had these inflatable thingies.

Bumpers.

-I'll get the guy. -No, no.

It's okay.

Yeah.

Gutterball, girl's right.

Bumpers are for cucks.

Watch and learn, cucks.

[CLACKS]

Just a game man.

It's just a game.

CHERYL ON RADIO: Lane 18 ain't gonna fix itself.

Are you going to get off your ass and do something?

Yeah, I am gonna do something, right now.

♪ Don't pull yourself into-- ♪

Dang-it!

Oh, great try.

A shot like that it's physically impossible to get both anyway.

Not impossible.

Seven ten split.

Pretty common, actually.

I used to have a bowling app on my phone.

It was easy there.

She's right, you know, it's very possible.

Easy in fact.

I don't bowl a lot, I'm not a bowler like, per se,

but I have this, like, uncanny sense.

It's like bowling Spiderman or something.

Here we go.

CODY: I'm serious.

Scoreboard don't lie.

For that shot, all you gotta do is...

...fuck your sister.

Oh, God.

Jeez dude.

Ugh!

Why are you this way?

BRUCE: Is there a problem here?

PETE: No, sir. Sorry.

It's a little spill, sorry.

We're fine, officer.

Cody, stop.

There's a broom up at the front desk.

If you guys want to...

Clean it up? Us?

Isn't that your job, sir?

No.

My job is maintenance and customer service.

Well, from what I hear, Bruce,

your job is about to be the unemployment line.

Dad stop!

CHERYL ON PA: Bruce, to the office.

Now!

These are your friends, Kennedy?

Nice.

Your mom must be so proud.

[SCOFFS]

Kennedy.

Hey, she can't leave, those shoes are rentals.

[CLACKS]

[GRUNTS]

This fucking place!

[TAKING DEEP BREATHS]

[DOORBELL DINGS]

This wasn't how tonight was supposed to go.

How was it supposed to go?

I don't know, different.

Less people, cooler shoes, better pizza.

Why would you lie about this?

I thought we were friends.

I'm not great at friends.

I don't have friends.

Well, maybe if you didn't lie to people.

What about you?

You didn't tell me about Pete and Cody.

Whoa!

I thought it'd be fun to hang.

They're my friends.

KENNEDY: Well, your friends kind of suck.

At least Cody does.

He has good points.

KENNEDY: Name one.

Well, I don't have to.

You don't know him.

You don't know me!

But I want to.

That's why I'm here.

And you start off with a lie.

A really weird one where your dad is--

[SOBS]

No, we don't know each other.

But, we should learn.

So let's try this.

I'm Tess. Kennedy, right?

What do you do for fun?

Bowling, maybe?

You beating up kids now?

BRUCE: Just the asshole ones.

Those assholes are customers.

Fine.

Fire me, then.

[CHERYL CHUCKLES]

Tried that, remember?

If I thought this bowling alley could run without you

for even one night,

you would have been on your ass years ago.

[CHUCKLES]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

CHERYL: I saw Kennedy out there.

Thought she wasn't coming?

She wasn't.

I think she's on a date.

She's pretending like she doesn't know me.

I guess I'm an embarrassment or something.

Imagine that.

It's a 17 year old girl's job to be embarrassed of her dad.

She knew I wanted her here tonight.

This place,

it's important to me.

It was important to her once.

We were a team.

The Lucky Strikers.

She was ten!

Damn it, Bruce!

She's here, tonight.

On the lanes, or she was until you tried to kill her buddy.

And don't you lecture me about how important

this place is.

Albert and I built it,

and it's gone through a lot of changes over the years.

Even after we tore out the old wall carpets.

[CHUCKLES]

The people are the same.

It's a community.

You and Kennedy,

the trophies you won, all part of it.

But don't think you and the kid are the whole thing.

And don't think those bowling shirts are what define

your relationship with that girl.

When we wake up tomorrow,

this place,

this little piece of Albert, will be gone.

But you.

You'll still have her.

Cheryl--

Look, I'll walk your beat.

You stay here. Cool off.

Get your shit together.

It's good that she's here.

[SNIFFLES]

[SIGHS]

[♪♪♪]

STAR: Oh, yes!

Yes!

You fucking degenerate.

Yes. Yes.

Do the voice. Do the voice!

-My balls are in the gutter! -Yeah?

My balls are in the gutter!

[MOANS]

-Yeah. -Deadwood!

[MOANS]

Deadwood!

Seven ten split!

[MOANS]

Alright, alright.

Game over.

This is a one for the road thing.

Okay.

Last night, a terrorist lanes and all that.

Don't get any ideas.

Come on, baby.

I did the voice.

Yeah, and I liked it.

I got to get right with Jesus.

They need to tear this place down,

and I need to never find another like it.

Wait 5 minutes, then come out.

Star.

Come on, baby.

Star, I can't see you.

[METAL OBJECTS CLATTERING]

Hello? Hello?

Hello?

[PANTS]

Star--

-[GRUNTS] -[GASPS]

[GRUNTS, PANTS]

Hey!

Employees only back here.

Hey, man, you can't be back here.

I'm going to call the manager.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

Man, these fries taste like ass.

Your attitude tastes like ass, man.

Why do you always have to be so you all the time?

Can't you just be a little less Cody

for a single night.

Whoa.

So this is my fault now?

May I remind you, I'm the aggrieved party here.

It was me who was assaulted by that maniac.

Besides, that chick Kennedy.

She was sandbagging us.

She's probably running some bowling hustle.

Those gutterballs? Please.

That girl's a baller.

And your boy ferreted her out.

Listen to yourself, who talks like that?

Ferreted? What does that even mean?

She's got designs on your girl.

What?

Oh, God, man.

You need help.

Yeah, probably.

But that girl's got the hot pants for Tess.

I think Tess's a little twinkle for her.

Shut the fuck up.

Fine, be a cuck.

You know what? I'm done.

Whoa, buddy.

I see I pressed some sensitive buttons.

All right.

Truth bombs can be painful.

Tell you what, you go up there and get a strike,

and I won't say a single thing

about you being a cuck for the rest of the night.

The rest of the night?

Not a word, on my honor.

You're on.

[CHAINS RATTLES]

The ball should be between your shoulder and your chin.

Elbow on the hip.

-So, Dad on weekends? -No.

No weekends. Dad never.

Loose knees.

-Never? -Never.

My mom has full custody.

He seemed pretty upset.

He's always upset.

Holds on to the old days.

We had this bowling team.

We won a lot. We were good.

Good? I bet.

How's my grip?

Not great.

The thumb hole should be slightly looser

than the fingers.

Something bad there?

Oh, no, they're perfect.

Your perfect thumbs.

It's the ball.

I mean, something bad with your parents.

Oh, no.

My mom just has a good job and had a much better lawyer.

And Dad. Well, you met Dad, so.

-Bowling. -Bowling!

Yes.

How do I throw the ball?

Drop it back, let the ball do the work.

Hand the six wrist firm, then release.

Release.

Nice.

Perfect thumbs, huh?

[CHUCKLES]

So just how good are you?

Pretty fucking good.

[CHUCKLES]

Yeah.

Come on, Mr. Star Athlete.

Put me in my place.

Shut me up.

Eh, Peter, don't choke.

All right, quit stalling cuck boy.

Bowl or get off the pot.

[WATCHES BEEPING]

[♪♪♪]

What?

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[HONKS]

[GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

[CROWD CLAMORING]

[HUG SCREAMING]

[CHAINS RATTLES]

[CONTINUES SCREAMING]

[THUD]

[SCREAMS]

[WHIMPERS]

[GASPS]

[WHIMPERS]

Last call.

[MATHLETE 3 GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

[SCREAMS]

[GROANS]

[OBJECTS CLATTERS]

-[SCREAMS] -[GRUNTS]

[SCREAMING IN DISTANCE]

Pete!

Tess!

[DOORBELL DINGS]

Tess wait.

[CROWD CLAMORING]

[GASPS]

[GRUNTS]

[WHIMPERS AND GRUNTS]

[SQUEALS]

[THUD]

[CROWD CLAMORING]

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

[CROWD CLAMORING]

[MAN SCREAMS]

[SOBS]

[GASPS]

[SCREAMS]

[CHAINSAW BUZZING IN DISTANCE]

[GASPS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

[SOBS]

[GRUNTS]

[SOBS]

No!

Please!

[GRUNTS]

Please!

[SOBS]

[SCREAMS]

[SOBS]

[SCREAMS]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE]

[BANGING ON THE DOOR]

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

Oh, fuck.

What the fuck?

Oh, shit.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[WHIMPERS]

[♪♪♪]

[SOBS]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[WHISPERS] Find her.

Find her.

[GRUNTS]

[PANTS]

[SOBS]

[GASPS]

Oh.

Baby.

I'm so glad it's you.

[SOBS]

I didn't mean to run off on you earlier.

It's me, it's not you.

I need to grow!

I need to--

What the fuck?

What happened? Why are you hurt?

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

Oh, what the fuck?

[PANTS]

[SPITS]

Fuck you, you mother fucker!

[PANTS, SCREAMS]

[IMPROVISES DRUM PLAYING]

Fix your own coke machine, ya pricks!

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Blood.

So much blood.

We have to go.

But the blood...

DOVE: Finish them all.

Their blood must run.

They are a divine number.

We derive the sum through their sacrifice.

[♪♪♪]

[FOOTFALLS APPROACHING]

[MAN GRUNTS]

[THUDS]

Oh, Patty.

Help, Patty.

[MUFFLED SPEECH]

-Help me! -Shut up!

-Help me! -Shut up, shut up!

-Patty! -Shut up!

[GROANING]

[BONES CRACKLE]

[PANTS]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

[♪♪♪]

[TAKES DEEP BREATH]

MATHLETE 4: Hey, where's your bag?

I need the other sword.

[BANGS ON THE DOOR]

It's locked.

Oh, my God.

Pete.

This can't be happening.

No.

It's okay.

We'll, we'll go for the back door.

No, they would have locked that, too.

We're going to die. We're all going to die.

We're not going to die.

-We'll just break the glass. -No.

They'll hear.

I can-- I can call for help.

I can call for help.

Hello?

Hi.

Um, we're-- We're at the bowling alleys right now.

Terrace lanes.

And there's people killing people.

And it's really, really bad.

MATHLETE 5 ON PHONE: All right, calm down.

Who's with you right now?

Just me and my friend Tess.

Tess, huh?

And where are you specifically?

Um, we're right by the front doors.

MATHLETE 5 ON PHONE: I see you.

- We'll be right there. -Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Go, go, go, go!

[PANTS]

Come on.

[BANGING ON THE DOOR]

-Shit. -Fuck.

[PANTS]

Stay back.

[PANTS & GRUNTS]

What are you gonna do with that?

There's two of us and only one of--

[GRUNTS]

[THUD]

You are good.

[TAKES DEEP BREATH]

Come on, I know a place to hide.

[PANTS]

What the fuck is happening!?

We are supposed to be bowling.

Jesus Christ.

-Did you know? -No!

You didn't wanna be here?

You've been lying all night.

Did you know what was going to happen?

No, of course not, Tess.

Stay the fuck away from me!

-Stay away! -Hey.

Hey, Tess!

[PANTS]

You are the most beautiful, sweet, sensitive human being

I've ever had the honor to meet and befriend.

But if we're going to survive this, I'm going to need you

to get your shit together and shut the fuck up.

I know your record has been spotty tonight okay,

but we're getting out of here alive, okay?

But I need you to stay here.

No, you can't go out there.

They have weapons. They're fucking insane.

Yes, but this place isn't their home turf.

It's not normal.

It's got nooks and crannies.

And I know the one person who can use all that

to our advantage and get us out of here alive.

♪ Grab your balls, we're going bowling ♪

♪ Grab your balls ♪

♪ Grab your balls, we're gonna have some fun ♪

♪ Grab your balls ♪

♪ Grab your balls, we're going bowling ♪

♪ Grab your balls ♪

♪ Grab your balls, we're going-- ♪

Welcome, my children, to terrace lanes.

The grand equation resolves before our eye.

The sacrifices have been made.

Get closer.

You see this?

You see her brains?

Now, we must prepare.

[♪♪♪]

We have 45 earthly minutes

until the time of transformation.

You, take the sacrifices to the back,

cleanse the location.

The grand calculus shall not wait.

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTS]

[WOOD CREAKS]

[PANTS]

[GROANS]

[GASPS]

[MAN CHOKES]

[CHOKES]

Oh!

[OBJECTS CLATTERING]

-[GRUNTS] -[WHIMPERS]

-[GRUNTS] -[GRUNTS]

[PANTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

[SPRAYS]

[SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

[OBJECTS CLATTERING]

It's the bottom of the ninth.

Two minute warning last frame.

The tag team bowling championship is on the line.

The Lucky Strikers are back together

after all these years.

All he has to do is drown out the demons

and win one more time.

-KENNEDY ON RADIO: Dad? -[GASPS]

KENNEDY ON RADIO: Dad?

Kennedy?

KENNEDY ON RADIO: Dad, I need you.

Honey, I am so glad to hear that.

I've been thinking a lot lately and, well...

Dad, what are we going to do?

Well, wha?

Uh, let's remain calm.

BRUCE ON RADIO: Take a breath.

A breath?

[OBJECTS CLATTERING IN DISTANCE]

They're all dead.

KENNEDY ON RADIO: All of them up.

Oh, shit!

[WHIMPERS]

You don't know what's going on, do you?

Yeah, of course I do.

Everything's under control.

They locked the doors.

They hacked the phones.

Honey, where are you?

I'm in the pro shop.

Okay, this is good, the pro shop.

Stay there. I'm coming.

Be careful.

They're killers.

It's dangerous.

Well, your old man might be some loser maintenance guy,

but I still got a few tricks up my sleeve.

Stay put. Stay quiet. Radio silence.

Dad, that text, I shouldn't have sent it.

Whatever happens, I need you to know--

BRUCE ON RADIO: Radio silence!

[PANTS]

[♪♪♪]

[PANTS]

[GRUNTS]

[THUDS]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[PLASTIC RUSTLES]

[GASPS]

-[GRUNTS] -[GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

[SOBS]

[VOMITS]

[TAKES DEEP BREATH]

[KEYS RATTLING]

Kay?

Kennedy.

[PANTS]

Kennedy!?

[GASPS]

Oh.

Oh, honey, it's okay.

It's okay.

Oh my God!

-Are you drunk? -No.

A little like a couple of drinks seven at most.

My God. Tess was right. We are going to die!

You are not dying.

Look, if I'd have known that we were going to be Waco'd,

I wouldn't have imbibed.

I will get you out of here.

I have a very detailed plan.

We just need to get to the door.

I told you, it's locked.

Luckily, your dad has a large ring of keys.

No, it's like chains and padlocks locked.

Oh.

Tell me that wasn't your very detailed plan.

No, of course not.

My children, look at what you have done.

You did this.

Glorious!

We must now prepare the sacrifices

for the final transformation.

Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Good. Good.

Now bring the next sacrifice in.

Yes. Hold the leg.

No, no, no, no, no.

Please, please.

I'm just a kid.

Have I not been clear?

There can be no survivors.

This is unacceptable!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm not the only one. I'm not the only one.

I'm not the only one.

You don't have all of us?

There's more, there's more.

There's more.

Turn it off.

Turn it off!

[PANTS]

Speak, little rat.

CODY: Okay, okay, okay.

You said-- You said you can't have any survivors, right?

There's two girls alive.

I swear! I swear!

I swear!

Their names are Kennedy and Tess and uh, uh, Bruce.

Bruce, he's the maintenance guy.

Uh, Kennedy's Dad. He's Kennedy's dad.

Okay, I can help you. I know them.

I mean, God, please, please, please, let me help you.

Please.

Please.

We're good.

CODY: No, no, no, no.

No!

Spread out.

Find them.

Murder them all!

Go!

What are you doing?

We're gearing up.

We're going to have to do this the hard way.

And that includes rosin?

This is serious business and serious business

does not afford slick hands.

We have to get to the pit.

-The pit behind the alley? -Yeah.

Cheryl keeps Alberts old shotgun back there.

And there's tools, too.

We can-- we can cut the chains.

Uh, problem?

We'd be on the open and there's like a million

tracksuited nutjobs out there between us and those tools.

We're going to need a distraction.

Something loud, something flashy,...

...something annoying.

-Rock-A-Bowl! -Rock-A-Bowl!

[WHIMPERS]

[FOOTFALLS APPROACHING]

MATHLETE 6: Someone's in there.

[DOORKNOB RATTLES]

MATHLETE 6: I'm gonna break it down.

[BANGS ON THE DOOR]

[DOORKNOB RATTLES]

[DISCO MUSIC PLAYS]

MATHLETE 6: What the hell is that?

Come on.

What is this trailer trash nightmare?

No, no!

People, this building, these sacrifices.

None of it will be here tomorrow.

Our destiny is--

Can you turn this shitty fucking music off!?

We don't have time for this!

All of you.

Follow me.

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[WHISPERS] We're clear.

Come on.

[CLANKS]

[GASPS]

Satanists, are not good for my blood pressure.

They're not Satanists.

No self-respecting Satanist would wear a baby blue hoodie.

Then what?

Illuminati?

More like Mathletes.

It must be the bowling.

The bowling?

[SHUSHES]

Hide, hide, hide!

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[EXHALES]

[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

-Are you okay? -Yes, let's go.

Bowling goes back to ancient times.

They found drawings of bowling in Pyramids, and tombs.

And all of this tonight, it must be tied in.

To the Egyptians?

To pyramids, Pharaohs.

Ancient aliens and junk.

Bowling has a long, dark past.

The modern game,

it started as an ancient cleansing ritual in Germany.

Dark shit, mysticism, the black arts.

Bowling is a lot bigger deal than you think.

Maybe they just really hate bowling?

No, everybody likes bowling.

Oh, c'mon, you loved it.

I was nine.

I thought Santa was real and blue was a flavor.

That's just the brainwash talking

-Brainwash? -Yeah.

All that virtual reality crap that your kids are into,

the matrix.

Yeah. Ya got me.

-Who's the guy? -What guy?

The guy that's so important that you would lie

to your own father?

-You using protection? -Ew!

I was your age once.

-I was a boy. -You're still a boy.

Yeah, but I know what these little shitheads will try.

Stop, please.

Can we just battle for our lives

without having to talk about condoms?

I wasn't here with a boy, okay?

And mom knows that.

-Wait, wait. -Oh God!

Where's the body?

They're dragging them to the party room.

Some party.

God damn cult weirdos.

[TAKING DEEP BREATHS]

Hey, hey.

Now I know you have your own life now,

but you practically grew up in this place.

I just wanted one last game.

Well, we can still have that.

If we survive, there's that glow in the dark place

down the road.

The putt-n-bowl?

The one with the pins on the strings?

And hot pink balls?

Oh, no, sir. That's Skeeball.

That's hot pink Skeeball.

This place is more than bowling.

It's memories. It's birthday parties.

It's League night, it's first dates.

We even had a wedding once.

That's sad.

No! It was beautiful.

But, my point is,

you can't knock down memories and put up condos.

This is the only place that I felt at home.

Since when?

Since you were a kid.

I know.

We all know.

No, I was going to say.

The only place I felt at home,

since your mother left when she took you.

Dad...

Look, I know that I drink too much sometimes okay?

But it's not because I'm mad at your mom.

It's because I knew she was right to do it.

Dad...

But when I'm here,

this place still sometimes gets busy enough

that it feels full.

And the way that that carpets smells the same way

as when things were good.

When you were little.

-When we were-- -The Lucky Strikers.

Yeah.

DOVE ON PA: Rats.

Rats in the walls.

I hear you skittering.

Stragglers keeping us from transformation,

keeping the numbers out of alignment.

I know you're there.

I can hear you...

...breathing.

There's no win here, no escape.

The infinite is on our side.

And the cosmos as it moves

is making a trillion calculations a second.

And you, you stragglers

are variables.

Rounding errors.

Have done the math, and you will be normalized.

Dove.

DOVE ON PA: Dividing up.

Clever good strategy.

But it also means that you're alone, scared,

vulnerable,

waiting in the dark for someone to comesave you.

[BANGING ON THE DOOR]

[DOORKNOB RATTLES]

Tess, honey,

I need you to open this door.

No!

Tess, your friends are here with me.

Cody and Kennedy are waiting for you.

Let me talk to Kennedy!

Oh, you will.

She has lots of things to say to you,

but you have to open this door.

We're on a very tight schedule.

Tess, I've been very patient,

but patience is finite.

I'm reasonable.

Listen to me.

I can make your sacrifice painless.

I can do the same for your friends.

But you have to come out.

Fuck you.

Okay, Tess.

Pain it is.

Sledgehammer.

[♪♪♪]

The persistence of them,

the permutations and combinations.

Find her.

Where's the gun?

They must have gotten here before us.

Great mathletes with shotguns.

It's okay,

we got other options.

[CHUCKLES]

Oh, baby.

Yeah!

Hello, Lover.

No.

-What? -Come on.

The second you turn that thing on, every psychopath

in the building will be coming our way.

Plus, you probably saw your face off.

Ooh, my fireworks stash.

That could come in handy.

Hey, get your head in the game and don't be a child.

These are what we came for.

Yeah, but they're not as fun.

Come on, let's get my friend and get out of here.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Stay here.

It's just the machines.

[SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

[♪♪♪]

[SOBS]

It's okay Kennedy!

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

You were right.

You're right.

The old days, they're the old days.

But the new ones are going to be great.

You are tough.

You are smart.

We're going to get out of this, okay?

We're going to get out of this. We're gonna live to bowl again.

We'll bowl another day or something.

[SOBS]

One last frame, okay?

One last frame.

[♪♪♪]

KENNEDY: Come on, we'll cut across the lanes.

Oh, Shit.

[GRUNTS]

[♪♪♪]

KENNEDY: Hey!

[GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

[GROANS]

Dad!

Dad, are you okay?

[GROANS]

Dad, are you okay?

Jesus.

I've never seen a neck do that before.

You still got it hun.

[GASPS]

[GUNSHOT FIRES]

Hey, Pin dick,

get out of my fucking bowling alley!

[GUNSHOT FIRES]

[SCREAMS]

Deadwood motherfucker.

Come on, kids.

That shotgun blast just shook the psycho tree.

We're gonna be up to our necks and hooded dumb fucks.

Lucky Strikers!

Together again.

Never thought I'd see it.

I'll lay down cover. You two get out.

Cheryl, I can't let you do that.

Well see, Bruce, this is your problem.

You always forget who's the boss here.

Now get the little girl out of here

before I get emotional and mess up my make up.

Go!

[GUNSHOT FIRES]

You are not going to kill me!

You periwinkle bitches!

Get away from me!

No! No!

Oh, God! Oh, no!

BRUCE: Kay.

We got to head for the door.

Kay.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Tess, Tess!

[PANTS]

It's okay.

Maybe she went for the door without us.

No.

Without me they'll kill her.

We'll get out. We'll get help.

No.

Come on, come on, come on.

No.

She found another way.

She's alive.

I promise.

[CHAINS RATTLING]

BRUCE: Oh shit, oh shit.

Get behind me!

There it is!

[SCREAMS]

I didn't realize taxes were that flammable.

[SCREAMS]

Oh, shit!

He's coming this way!

Run, run!

Dad, get inside!

[SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

Hold it, hold it!

[♪♪♪]

[BOTH PANTS]

Let's try the side door.

TESS ON PA: Kennedy!

Help me! Please help!

[SOBS]

Kennedy, I'm so sorry about this.

About everything.

I shouldn't have invited Pete.

I was scared, he and I are,

were friends.

I called him maybe 10 minutes before I picked you up.

I'm sorry, Kay.

I'm sorry!

No, what are you doing?!

Stay away! Stay away!

-Tess! Tess! -No, no, no, wait!

They have an army out there.

-What's the move? -I don't know.

I just need to help.

We are a team.

We need a plan.

[TAKING DEEP BREATHS]

Teams have matching uniforms.

KENNEDY: This is a terrible plan.

BRUCE: Yeah, well, I didn't think the fireworks

were a good idea either, but they saved our ass.

Let me do the talking.

KENNEDY: I don't think that's a good idea.

[♪♪♪]

MATHLETE 7: Hey.

You're supposed to be out searching.

We only got 3 minutes.

BRUCE: Need to talk to the boss.

We know where the infidels.

KENNEDY: The sacrifices.

BRUCE: Yeah, that we uh, we found them.

BRUCE: Sir? We have a problem.

They're gone, sir.

They got away.

DOVE: No.

No, they wouldn't leave her.

BRUCE: Yeah, the door was open.

They must have cut the chains.

Got tools in the back.

We got to leave, sir.

The authorities will be here any minute.

[♪♪♪]

DOVE: We're close.

So close.

But first...

...kill the girl.

BRUCE: Why me?

I must keep my hands clean.

Are you questioning?

Now?

At this moment of incalculable glory?

[SOBS]

Do it.

No.

[CHUCKLES]

He must do this.

It's the only way.

We're running out of time.

Kill her. Spill her blood.

Do it now!

KENNEDY: No!

Kennedy, right.

Nice of you to join us.

You've made quite a mess of things tonight.

Now it's time to cleanse.

Kill that girl, or we'll kill yours.

BRUCE: Don't you hurt her.

Do it! Now!

[BOTH CRIES]

[MUFFLED SPEECH]

No.

Terrace Lanes is our home, and you can go fuck yourself!

These dimwits might be scared of you

but we are not.

Scared?

Fear isn't part of the equation.

We're family.

Family, family?

Family's the people that you killed here tonight!

That laughed and bowled and drink together.

[TAKING DEEP BREATHS]

I hope the rest of you morons rot in fucking hell!

BRUCE: You-- Wait!

I'll do it, I'll do it.

Now!

Hurry!

[TESS CRYING]

I'm sorry kid. I should have reset my life years ago.

[BEEPS]

[WHIRRING]

[SCREAMS]

Gotta go. Get behind me!

Get behind me!

Come on, you crazy son of a bitch!

Come on!

Get behind me!

[OVERLAPPING SPEECH]

Kill them!!

[WATCHES BEEPING]

MATHLETE 8: Transform!

[GROANS]

No, you morons!

Not yet.

Stop!

Stop!

[TAKING DEEP BREATHS]

[GROANS]

DOVE: No. No.

[SOBS]

[♪♪♪]

This night was supposed to be perfect.

All that work, years of preparation,

recruitment, grooming,...

...sacrifice,

all to be pushed and rushed

all to be compromised.

This fucking place!

This tacky, shit hole!

You, gutter trash, assholes.

[BOTH SCREAM]

[TAKES DEEP BREATH]

I always hated math.

[TAKES DEEP BREATH]

You okay?

You?

Let's get the fuck out of here.

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