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Hey, could you do me a favor?
Could you try on one more?
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It'll mean so much to my wife
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when I surprise her
on our anniversary.
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Are you sure
I'm the right size?
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Oh, you're definitely
in the ballpark, baby.
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Okay. Be right back.
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Jack. I've been
looking all over for you.
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I thought
you hated shopping.
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Oh, well, it's our anniversary, right?
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What anniversary?
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The six-month anniversary
of our partnership,
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and, well, I thought
I'd look around
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and find something nice
and surprise you. Yeah.
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That's so sweet. Well, perhaps we can
celebrate after the Governor's party
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with a game of chess
and a glass of wine.
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The Governor's party? Oh, no, I
forgot about that stuffy brouhaha.
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Do we have to go? Oh,
you won't want to miss it.
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The Governor's guest tonight
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is millionaire Sultan Mohammed
Kareem Abdul Ohmar Shariff Ali.
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Wait a minute, he's the guy
with the 70 wives. Uh-huh.
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Oh, man, I'll bet he gets
great group... discounts.
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You think your wife would
like this one, mister?
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Thank you so much, Jack, but
I already have a handkerchief.
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She'll love it.
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(ARABIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh, you're so handsome
in your uniform.
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Thank you for your kind
invitation, Governor.
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This meeting
has been long overdue.
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Indeed. And how lovely that all
of your charming wives could come.
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CROQUE: Emilia, my dear!
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Governor.
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Sultan, may I present
Madame Emilia Rothschild
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and her attaché,
Monsieur Jacques Stiles.
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It's a pleasure.
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You remind me
of a sunflower, my dear.
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Oh, what a lovely thing
to say.
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Say, Ali Baba, understand you got
quite the pad on the island here.
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What do you say I come on over
for a barbecue after happy hour?
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You supply the buns. I'll
be sure to bring the meat.
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My apologies.
The harem is sacred.
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Only my wives and my guards
are allowed inside its walls.
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May I present
two of my wives,
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Petunia and Lilac.
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Well, hubby here must have
a pretty good memory
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to remember the names
of all of you, huh?
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I choose their names myself
when they marry me.
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Each one after the flower
they remind me of.
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Oh, how clever.
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The sooner you erase
their former identities,
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the easier it must be
for you to control them.
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Charming.
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Say, which reminds me, Sulty, how
do you put up with all the nagging?
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Why not ask them?
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This way, Mr. Stiles.
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Governor, I have decided to
allow your troops to re-supply
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at any of my islands.
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(EMILIA SCREAMING) You'll have
a contractual agreement to sign
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by tomorrow morning.
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I must write to my brother
at once!
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Say, ladies,
what's the rush?
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Em?
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Let me go at once!
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May I present, dear husband,
for your pleasure,
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your new wife.
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What?
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Sunflower.
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(GASPS)
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(SINGING) In 1801,
the Revolution had been won
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And Uncle Sam's favorite son
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Had a job he needed done
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Which brought Jack to a lady
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Both beautiful and smart
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Who found his mix intriguing
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A scoundrel with a heart!
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From the Halls of Montezuma
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To the shores of Tripoli
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There was never
a leatherneck braver
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A daring dragoon is he!
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He'll halt the bold advance
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Of Napoleon's attack
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There ain't a French
or pirate rogue
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Who don't know Jack!
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From the Halls of Montezuma
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To the shores of Tripoli
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Sailin' 'round
the bloody world
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To defend democracy
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And when ya need
a fightin' man
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To trust or watch your back
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Just ask the bloke
right next to ya
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Damn right!
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It's Jack!
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Everyone,
say hello to Sunflower.
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WOMEN: Hello, Sunflower.
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I demand to be released!
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(WOMEN GASPING)
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How cute.
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Isn't my new wife adorable?
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An excellent choice,
dear husband.
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Sunflower, this is Iris.
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She will help you get acquainted
with my tastes, so to speak.
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Iris, perhaps you could give
Sunflower a tour of her new home.
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My name is
Emilia Rothschild.
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(WOMEN GASPING)
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And you are so cute.
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Come on.
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Let's get something
straight, right here.
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Out there,
he may be the boss,
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but in here,
you answer to me.
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You got that?
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It's quite a show
you put on for him.
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You'll be doing it, too.
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But don't get too full
of yourself, Sunflower.
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You're just
the flavor of the month.
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I was the first woman
he ever married.
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Do I detect a note of pride
behind that tragic fact?
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You're one snobby bitch,
aren't you?
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(WOMEN GASPING)
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But don't worry,
I can fix it
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so you can go home
if you're not happy here.
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ALL: Fight, fight!
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Fight, fight, fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight!
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What a pity that women of such obvious
strength would turn on each other,
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when their real problem's
right outside that door!
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Now, then,
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you can all choose to stay
here in matrimonial slavery,
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or you can follow me.
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(GROANS)
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Where do you think
you're going?
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I was just making sure
somebody was standing here to...
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To keep me from escaping.
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Fellas. Say, brother,
this where the Sultan lives?
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Oh, this is just
his vacation home, sir.
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Good. Then I've come
to the right place.
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Look, he told me to stop
by here for a job interview.
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So, here I am.
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Did he say
for what position?
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Well, after seeing his wives,
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I was hoping to go through
a variety of positions.
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But, whatever you have open.
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We do have an opening available
for the harem security detail.
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Let me get this straight. You
get paid to watch 70 women?
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Let me think about that.
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Okay.
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Well, if you come with me, we'll
get you prepared for the main hall.
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Okey-doke.
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You know, I was just kidding
about what I said before.
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The Sultan's got nothing to worry
about with me around his wives.
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I'm sure you're right, sir.
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Now, perhaps I can offer you a
slug of whiskey to take the edge off
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before I take the edge off.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Nothing like
a full-service barber.
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Hey, I'm thinking just a little
off the top, if you don't mind.
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I'm afraid I'm going to have
to take off more than that.
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What the Sam Hill is that?
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The Sultans guards are composed
entirely of eunuchs, sir,
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so that they may not be
clouded by temptation.
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Surely the Sultan told you.
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Ah, well...
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Yeah, sure, I knew that.
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But you don't have to
worry about me.
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See, I got that part
all worked out.
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I lost my chromedanglers
during the war.
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There I was, oiling my
musket, when all of a sudden...
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Well, let's just say
everything went nuts.
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Why didn't you say so?
You poor man.
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You can start today.
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Thanks.
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(ALL APPLAUDING)
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Tell me, how are you
enjoying your stay so far?
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Well, let's see.
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I find you to be an
atrocious, patronizing swine
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who obviously sees women
as nothing more than
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silly little playthings placed
on the earth for your amusement.
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Cute! Yes, you are.
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If you get any more adorable,
I'll explode.
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JACK: Care for some more
goat's milk, Sunflower?
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You must be
the new eunuch.
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Yes. I'm here to fulfill
your every desire, madam.
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Have you ever
done this before?
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Oh, yeah. Don't worry
about me. I'm on top of you.
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It. I'm on top of it.
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IRIS: Hmm.
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There's something odd
about you.
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Oh?
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Security check.
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(JACK GASPS)
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Holy moly.
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(GROANS)
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(WOMEN GROANING
IN DISAPPOINTMENT)
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Care for dessert,
anyone?
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That reminds me,
the final order of business.
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Gather round!
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Congratulations, Sunflower.
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Fate has chosen you
for a higher calling.
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Tonight, we mate.
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JACK: Psst.
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Oh, so good
to see you, Jack.
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All right, let's not get all
mushy. Now, look, the way I see it,
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we can sneak out of here at
midnight when they switch the guards.
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I can't leave.
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00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:32,514
Excuse me?
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These women are slaves,
Jack. We need to show them
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they're capable of freeing
themselves from the bosom of tyranny.
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Look, the only bosom I'm
busting out of here is yours.
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00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,359
Now, come on,
let's get going already.
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(GASPING)
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Guards! Guards!
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No package, no pain.
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Well, at least
you still have guts.
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All right, baby, let's go!
I can't, Jack.
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I'm sorry.
Oh, this ain't over, sister.
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What is going on in here?
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It pains me to have to
tell you this, dear husband,
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but Sunflower here was
discovered plotting her escape
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with the new eunuch.
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Oh, preposterous!
I'm still here, aren't I?
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My cherished
little Sunflower.
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I wouldn't want you
thinking I'm a monster.
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All will be forgiven after
we test drive my new mattress.
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I cannot stop you from
ravishing my body, Sultan,
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but you will never
lay claim to my heart.
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I've heard enough.
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Far be it from me to force a
woman to act against her will.
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Execute her at dawn!
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(WOMEN GASPING)
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Congratulations, Iris.
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Within the hour you'll have the
Sultan all to yourself again.
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Don't presume to know
anything about me.
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You're in love with him,
aren't you?
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That's why you won't leave.
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I was once,
a long time ago.
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As I said, I was the
first he ever married.
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Which makes you the best
hope to stand up to him.
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You've had his ear
the longest.
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I mean, why not claim
the life you deserve?
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00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:47,021
And what life
would that be?
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A life of independence, and the
right to choose your husband.
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A pleasant delusion.
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00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:55,796
But you seem to forget
that disobeying the Sultan
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is a crime punishable
by death,
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as you will soon discover.
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00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:10,940
Well, I hope you can live with
my death on your conscience.
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I really do.
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00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,083
Good speech, Em.
If I had a bra, I'd burn it.
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00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,952
Jack! How long
have you been there?
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Long enough to know if busting you out
of here means busting them out, too,
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well, so be it.
250
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,601
I'm sorry I ruined your
carefully crafted escape plan.
251
00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:34,332
Don't sweat it. It was too much to expect
me to pass for a stinking eunuch anyway.
252
00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:35,737
Can we get back
on track, Jack?
253
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:38,902
All right, all right, look, I happen to
know a certain masked crusader in these parts
254
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,138
who can put a door
in that wall of guards,
255
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,770
but you gotta
lead those women through it.
256
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:46,040
If I can just get through to Iris,
the rest of the harem will follow.
257
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,745
The palace
is very well guarded.
258
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,152
You'll need a huge distraction
to occupy his guards.
259
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,554
Don't you worry about a thing,
baby. I got just the ticket.
260
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:55,560
Hey, is trash day
Wednesday or Thursday?
261
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,892
You're so cute.
262
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:06,697
What a shame
you have to die.
263
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:08,766
Oh, well.
264
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,638
Don't I get any last words?
265
00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:18,810
Ladies, it was Socrates
who once said,
266
00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:22,149
"It is now time to depart,
for me to die,
267
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,549
"for you to live.
268
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,452
"But which is going
to a better state
269
00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:30,620
"is unknown to everyone
but God."
270
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,959
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
271
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:39,093
Mon Gouverneur, the treaty has
arrived from the Sultan's palace.
272
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:42,467
Fabulous.
273
00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:45,635
Mark this day
on your calendar, Brogard.
274
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:49,374
Oui, mon Gouverneur.
A great day in French history.
275
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:52,612
Once I affix my signature
to this treaty,
276
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:57,281
the alliance between la France and Sultan
Mohammed Kareem Abdul Ohmar Shariff Ali
277
00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,290
will be complete,
278
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:04,853
and Napoleon's armies will be
strategically placed across the globe.
279
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:12,560
Papers, please. Thank you
very much. Coming through.
280
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,128
Catch me if you can.
281
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,573
The Dragoon!
282
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:17,733
After him!
283
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,868
Oui, mon Capitaine!
284
00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:21,037
We didn't land
on the altar of marriage.
285
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:23,240
The altar of marriage
landed on us.
286
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:28,816
And so, in closing, I say that if
freedom can only come to me through death,
287
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:32,683
then death shall it be.
288
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:36,185
You really are
a tasty little peanut.
289
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,154
I will miss you.
290
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,964
Come on.
291
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,565
BROGARD: After him!
292
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,040
After him!
293
00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:54,111
After him!
294
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,476
(SHRIEKS)
295
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,191
Come on, guys,
pick up the pace.
296
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,659
Come on, you idiots!
297
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,565
(WOMEN GASP)
IRIS: Wait!
298
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,540
How dare you interrupt
my execution, Iris?
299
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,669
Stick it up your keister,
Mohammed. I'm talking here.
300
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:31,943
This prissy blonde annoys me as
much as she annoys the rest of you.
301
00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:36,644
But I'm not too proud
to admit she has a point.
302
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,155
(ALL MURMURING)
303
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,219
I could have you
executed, Iris.
304
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,885
The name is Sheba.
305
00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:47,056
Not Iris, not Daffodil.
306
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,094
Sheba.
307
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,700
You called me by name once,
remember?
308
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:56,597
When we first met.
309
00:17:57,276 --> 00:18:00,575
That was the only time I ever
felt like a woman around you,
310
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,307
and not your property.
311
00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:06,610
And if the rest of you don't want
to forget your names for good,
312
00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:08,846
you'll stand with me now.
313
00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:12,851
Listen to her.
314
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,188
Aren't you tired
of being a number?
315
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:18,491
And aren't you tired
of faking it in the sack?
316
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:19,758
WOMAN 1: Oh, yeah!
WOMAN 2: Yes.
317
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,766
Guards, gag her!
318
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,267
Yes, Sultan.
319
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:30,803
Sorry to interrupt,
Your Sultan-ness,
320
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,537
but I think the French
have double-crossed you.
321
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,306
What?
I don't believe this.
322
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:38,315
Oh? Then how do you explain the
battalion of troops storming your palace?
323
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,748
I thought you might
like that back.
324
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:48,287
Traitors! Kill them!
325
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:49,822
Attaboy!
326
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:58,832
You know, I like your style,
but your execution's all wrong.
327
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,498
Okay, come on, sister.
We've got some women to lib.
328
00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:05,702
Ladies, follow us!
The road to freedom awaits!
329
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:09,213
JACK: Okay, ladies, right this
way. Come on. Go, go, go, go!
330
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,651
Hurry! Come on, ladies!
331
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,659
Iris, just you and me
together, forever?
332
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:27,824
Stick it, slick. And for the
last time, the name is Sheba.
333
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,094
(EXCLAIMS)
334
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,465
This way!
335
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,470
(ALL CHEERING)
336
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,798
WOMEN: We're free, we're free!
337
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:39,069
Anyone needs a place to stay, please
do not hesitate to ask, all right?
338
00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:40,304
There you go.
339
00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:43,711
Is he a friend of yours?
340
00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:46,182
Oh, more often than not.
341
00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:49,379
You hold onto him.
Good men are hard to find.
342
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:52,887
Thank you for
saving my life, Sheba.
343
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,984
Oh, no.
Thank you for saving mine.
344
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,394
Take care, Sheba.
345
00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,098
Wow.
346
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:13,043
Well, another day
well spent, Jack,
347
00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:15,807
thwarting French imperialism and
standing up for women's rights.
348
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,007
Hear, hear.
349
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:20,677
Hey, just imagine the kind of
alimony payments the Sultan's in for.
350
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:23,182
What are you hiding there?
351
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:28,325
Well, it is the six-month anniversary
of you bossing me around, remember?
352
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:35,392
Well, I'm glad to see the day's events
have inflamed your feminism, Jack.
353
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,935
That's just the wrapping, Em.
Look inside.
354
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:43,773
Now, turn it over.
355
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:47,836
"To my partner,
356
00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:50,338
"the only one
who can get a rise out of me.
357
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:51,575
"Your favorite eunuch, Jack."
358
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,484
It's beautiful.
359
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,420
It better be.
It cost me two months' salary.
360
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,159
Hey, since you didn't
lose your head today,
361
00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:03,990
what do you say we celebrate,
Rothschild style?
362
00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:05,120
Oh, with a game of chess.
363
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,664
And a bottle of wine.
364
00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:08,165
Now, you just sit tight,
and I'll be back
365
00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:10,793
before you can say "unique
eunuch" ten times real fast.
366
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:17,706
Unique eunuch,
unique eunuch.
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