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Jester: ♪ hey, welcome back,
My friends ♪
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♪ here's where our season ends ♪
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♪ it's getting heavy now
On "Galavant" ♪
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Man: enough!
[ music stops ]
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Tensions are high,
And maybe take five?
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Sorry. I was just
Catching people up.
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All right, gang.
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I realize now
That I've been going about
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Getting us out of here
The wrong way.
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I was thinking
Of big, strong hero moves,
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But, um...
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Well, I think
That was just ego stuff.
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[ clears throat ]
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So I've come up with a plan
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That involves gaining
King richard's confidence
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Using my wits.
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We believe in you, galavant.
We trust you.
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Right, everyone?
Mm...
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No, he's got this.
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Galavant's
The complete package,
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And I for one am finally
Just throwing my arms in the air
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And giving in to it.
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[ gasps ]
Are they gonna kiss?
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Yeah, they are.
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Thank you so much.
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Hi.
[ sighs ]
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So, if you keep ignoring
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The russian bathhouse-like steam
Surrounding you and isabella,
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You could find yourself
In the permanent friend zone.
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So are you gonna,
As they say...
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"Kiss de girl," huh?
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[ sighs ]
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[ groans ] I don't know
What's wrong with me, sid.
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This thing with her
Is just so big.
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I feel like a kiss with isabella
Could just go on forever.
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What has happened
To you?
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[ metal clangs ]
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Gareth:
2:00. Time for lunch.
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Enjoy yourselves.
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You can have
The fat one.
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Wait a minute.
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Gareth...
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What?
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...I demand an audience
With the king.
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Oh, do you?
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And what makes you think
He'll grant you that?
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'cause I've got some very mean
Gossip about madalena.
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And you think the king's
Gonna drop everything
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Just to hear some scuttlebutt
About some girl?
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She's got feet
Like a 90-year-old troll.
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[ laughs ]
It's delicious!
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No, it's disgusting.
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She's got bunions,
Gnarled knuckles, warts.
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No.
Oh, yeah.
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That's why she wears her socks
In bed.
[ laughs ]
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I haven't laughed so hard
In minutes.
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Anyway, the point is,
We've both been scorned
By the same woman.
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I just thought
You'd like to know that.
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Good night...
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Unless you want to
Get a drink.
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That's an interesting
Proposition.
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Little guy time
Between frenemies
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Burnt by the same flame,
Bros before hos, all that.
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No, I don't think so.
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The king needs to
Get his sleep.
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Gareth, why do you always
Have to poop on the party?
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Maybe because you've got to
Fight me to the death
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In the morning,
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Or maybe that your brother
Has decided
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That I'm gonna be his champion,
And for the first time ever,
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You've decided to fight
One of your own battles,
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And your whole kingdom's
At stake.
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Does that ring any bells?
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Aw, you worried about me,
Gar-bear?
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Don't call me that.
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Well, I'm so sorry
If I upset you
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The night before
You'll probably kill me!
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This sucks.
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Gareth, do you remember
The lullaby
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Pearl used to sing to us
When we were boys?
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Pearl was our nanny.
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Old woman, sweet face,
Big, gigantic boobs.
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Come on, man,
You must remember.
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♪ lay by my side
And we'll sail away ♪
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♪ off to the shores
Of another day ♪
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Good night.
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Well, fine!
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I didn't want to sing
The stupid song with you anyway!
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[ door closes ]
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Let's have that drink.
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Shall we?
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You must have felt badly.
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Madalena absolutely
Destroyed me.
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Drink up, drink up.
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I couldn't get out of bed.
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I didn't play my lute
For weeks.
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What, you think
You've got it bad?
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Madalena and I
Never even --
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Well, let's just say
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She never let me
Walk through her garden.
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I don't follow.
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I never pollinated
Her flower.
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What?
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Are we talking about
The same madalena?
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Yes!
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But you were married.
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You didn't insist?
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I'm not an animal.
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I mean, sure,
I'll kidnap a woman
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And force her to marry me,
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But after that,
I'm all about a woman's rights.
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I'm a modern,
13th-century man.
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Good for you.
Cheers to that.
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Thank you very much.
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You know,
The truth be told,
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I've always sort of felt
That that business
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Should never happen
Until two people
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Really love each other,
You know?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I never loved anyone
Until I loved madalena,
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And so that's why I'm...
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I've never actually
Walked in anyone's garden.
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But you're the king.
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That's right.
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I am the king,
So watch your mouth, boy.
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[ sighs ] I'm sorry
I barked at you.
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See? This is why
I don't have guy friends.
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Hey, it's all right,
It's all right.
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You're under
A lot of pressure.
I know.
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Brother's trying
To steal your kingdom.
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He's trying to steal
Your lady,
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Put you against
Your best friend.
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Times are tough.
Drink up.
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Here, let's --
Let's play a game.
Hmm?
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Let's just say
There's this standing king.
Mm-hmm.
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And his evil,
Treacherous brother
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Comes into town,
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And we wanted to sort of
"Take care" of him.
Mm-hmm.
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I don't know, like,
Say, tonight.
Mm-hmm.
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Do you think
Anyone would care?
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I don't follow.
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Kill your brother.
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What?!
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Have you gone
Absolutely mad?
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What do you expect me
To do,
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Just sneak into
Kingsley's bedchamber
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And slice his throat
While he sleeps?
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What, in this outfit?!
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Yes.
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[ gasps ]
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Everyone,
I'm going to kill my brother!
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Drinks are on me!
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[ all cheer ]
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Right. Fill her up.
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There we go.
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♪ oh... ♪
♪ oh... ♪
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♪ we're off
On a secret mission ♪
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♪ we've got us a secret plan ♪
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♪ we're going to go
And slay your bro ♪
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♪ as quietly as we can ♪
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♪ we'll sneak up
And then surprise him ♪
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♪ before he has time to think ♪
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♪ we're off and away ♪
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♪ but first, another drink ♪
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♪ da-da, da-da, da, da ♪
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♪ we're off
On a secret mission ♪
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♪ a totally secret scheme ♪
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♪ we'll slyly do in
Your next of kin ♪
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♪ and quietly
Make him scream ♪
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♪ we've got to be swift
And stealthy ♪
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♪ so none will raise
A stink ♪
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♪ we're off on our way,
But first, another drink ♪
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♪ da-da, da-da, da, da ♪
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♪ a secret, secret,
Hush, hush, hush ♪
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♪ secret, secret ♪
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[ insects chirping ]
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♪ oh, we're off
On a secret mission ♪
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♪ it's some kind
Of secret plot ♪
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♪ we're gonna go ♪
♪ yeah ♪
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♪ and then... ♪
♪ exactly ♪
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♪ who are we? ♪
♪ I forgot ♪
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♪ ooh, ooh,
We're gonna go kill the... ♪
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♪ someone ♪
♪ my brother! ♪
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♪ the rat ♪
♪ the fink! ♪
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Shh! Lower your voice!
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Hey, w-what are
All these dudes doing
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In front
Of madalena's room for?
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Yeah, what is it?
A party?
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T-the queen's interviewing
New consorts.
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Madalena: next!
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Oh, god.
She's the worst.
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Hey, you know what?
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The queen is really proud
Of her feet.
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Mm. Yeah, yeah.
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Ask her
To take her socks off.
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Ask to kiss her feet.
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[ laughs ]
That's an order
From your king.
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♪ oh... ♪
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♪ secret, secret ♪
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♪ 30th verse,
Same as the first ♪
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Whoa. There's some
Serious acoustics down here.
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Hey, everybody!
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Whoa. It looks like
Someone couldn't do anything
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If I went like this!
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[ laughs ]
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Stop it! I'm ticklish!
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[ sighs ]
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Hi, pretty izzy.
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Oh, you're so pretty.
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But not just face,
Your brain.
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It's like your beautiful brain
Exploded all over your face.
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Are you drunk?
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Mommy.
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Hey, I'm so excited
About isabella getting older.
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Way to keep it
High and tight.
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Oh, look, it's the little
Stickman in the red.
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Hello.
He remembered you!
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[ sighs ] I should have
Just kissed you.
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I should have kissed you
Ages ago.
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Yeah, well, um, maybe we should
Talk about this tomorrow.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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Yes, and we will,
And we're gonna kiss,
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And it's gonna be one of those
Forever sort of kisses.
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Tell her, sid.
Didn't I say that earlier?
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When I sat down over there,
I said it, didn't I?
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Burned into my brain,
Sir.
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You see?
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Boop!
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Okay, I've got to go
Kill a king.
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I beg of you, sire,
Stop it!
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Bye, everybody!
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Thank you, thank you!
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It was fun! You try it!
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♪ oh... ♪
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♪ we're off
On a secret mission ♪
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♪ to finally kill my sib ♪
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♪ and now that
We're in his bedroom ♪
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Hey,
Before we do this thing,
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I just want to say thanks
For tonight.
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I really needed to get out.
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Just focus!
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You want to kill him
In the head,
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Or do you want to kill him
In the neck?
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Right. Here we go.
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Hey! Oh, and promise me
You're not gonna say anything
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To anyone
About that thing I said.
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What thing?
About me being a virgin.
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Kinsgley: I think
We've heard enough.
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Oh, no.
[ laughing ] Oh!
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My dear, little, dinky brother,
Untouched by war and women.
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[ laughter ]
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I mean,
What I meant was virgin slayer.
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[ laughter ]
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You're [bleep]
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Throw lover boy
In a dungeon.
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[ laughter ]
So mean.
257
00:09:14,474 --> 00:09:16,887
Oh, and you won't be
Needing this.
258
00:09:16,887 --> 00:09:18,178
[ gasps ] My crown!
259
00:09:18,178 --> 00:09:20,180
He stole my crown.
260
00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:23,233
Keep your chin up.
Don't let them see you cry.
261
00:09:23,233 --> 00:09:25,185
Never let them see you cry.
262
00:09:25,185 --> 00:09:28,238
Gareth,
I assume you like women.
263
00:09:28,238 --> 00:09:31,992
If you fight for me,
I will give you land, a title,
264
00:09:31,992 --> 00:09:34,324
And as many women
As you desire.
265
00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:36,076
What's your type?
266
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,198
Either really fat
Or really skinny,
267
00:09:38,198 --> 00:09:39,409
Nothing in between.
268
00:09:39,409 --> 00:09:40,911
I'll give you fat
And skinny.
269
00:09:41,912 --> 00:09:43,704
I'll get back to you.
270
00:09:49,970 --> 00:09:51,421
Awesome.
271
00:09:51,421 --> 00:09:53,053
[ door opens ]
272
00:09:53,053 --> 00:09:54,594
Richard: it was so rude!
273
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,767
Who does that
To my favorite crown?
274
00:09:56,767 --> 00:09:58,889
Did you know that?
I got it for my birthday!
275
00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:02,022
Galavant...
Izzy, you're so pretty.
276
00:10:06,146 --> 00:10:09,229
Oh, well,
At least he stopped talking.
277
00:10:09,229 --> 00:10:10,400
Yeah, it's great.
Yeah.
About time.
278
00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,783
I failed in my mission,
Gareth,
279
00:10:12,783 --> 00:10:13,864
And now it's our last night
280
00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,285
Before we have to duel
To the death.
281
00:10:17,788 --> 00:10:20,500
Come on, let's sing
Pearl's song together,
282
00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,952
For old times' sake.
283
00:10:21,952 --> 00:10:24,004
Shut up.
284
00:10:24,004 --> 00:10:26,006
I've told you your whole life
To grow a pair,
285
00:10:26,006 --> 00:10:28,959
And you just won't listen,
And now you're gonna die for it.
286
00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:31,011
Even though I'm the one
Who's gonna kill you,
287
00:10:31,011 --> 00:10:32,342
It's not my fault!
288
00:10:32,342 --> 00:10:34,594
It's not my fault!
289
00:10:34,594 --> 00:10:36,216
I warned you!
290
00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,224
[ door slams ]
291
00:10:44,224 --> 00:10:45,726
[ lock clicks ]
292
00:10:48,769 --> 00:10:52,232
I know you did,
My friend.
293
00:10:56,276 --> 00:11:02,042
♪ lay by my side
And we'll sail away ♪
294
00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:06,666
♪ off to the shores
Of another day ♪
295
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:11,131
♪ all set to go
Once I hear you say ♪
296
00:11:11,131 --> 00:11:16,006
♪ "Good night, my friend,
Until the morning" ♪
297
00:11:16,006 --> 00:11:20,721
♪ up we will float
As we close our eyes ♪
298
00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:25,065
♪ stars all around us,
Like fireflies ♪
299
00:11:25,065 --> 00:11:29,980
♪ just me and you,
Drifting through the skies ♪
300
00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:33,313
♪ good night, my friend ♪
301
00:11:33,313 --> 00:11:36,026
♪ not a thought ♪
302
00:11:36,026 --> 00:11:38,368
♪ ah-ah ♪
303
00:11:38,368 --> 00:11:40,821
♪ not a care ♪
304
00:11:40,821 --> 00:11:43,033
♪ ah-ah ♪
305
00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:47,748
♪ resting safe and sound ♪
306
00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:54,004
♪ with each other there ♪
307
00:11:56,216 --> 00:12:01,011
♪ and so we'll rock
On our nighttime ride ♪
308
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:05,475
♪ cozy and warm
On the rolling tide ♪
309
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:10,060
♪ till we arrive
On the morning side ♪
310
00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:15,695
♪ at journey's end ♪
311
00:12:16,857 --> 00:12:19,029
♪ good night ♪
312
00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:21,121
♪ sleep tight ♪
313
00:12:21,121 --> 00:12:28,168
♪ we're gonna be all right ♪
314
00:12:28,168 --> 00:12:37,547
♪ good night, my friend ♪
315
00:12:43,183 --> 00:12:44,845
Good morning, sunshine.
316
00:12:47,147 --> 00:12:50,100
Ow.
317
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,101
Hi.
318
00:12:51,101 --> 00:12:52,522
How are you?
319
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:55,025
Oh, god. Ow.
320
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:57,197
Rough night?
321
00:12:57,197 --> 00:12:59,109
I don't remember
What happened.
322
00:12:59,109 --> 00:13:00,861
You said
Her pretty brain exploded
323
00:13:00,861 --> 00:13:02,242
And went all over
Her face.
324
00:13:02,242 --> 00:13:03,243
And you tried
To kiss her.
325
00:13:03,243 --> 00:13:04,744
You were
A bit of a mess, sir.
326
00:13:04,744 --> 00:13:05,996
A big, hot mess.
327
00:13:05,996 --> 00:13:07,117
[ sighs ]
328
00:13:07,117 --> 00:13:08,118
Well, that's the least
Of our problems.
329
00:13:08,118 --> 00:13:10,170
I think I might have ruined
Our only chance,
330
00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:11,501
And now I don't know
What to do.
331
00:13:11,501 --> 00:13:14,624
Good thing I do.
Wake up, sire.
332
00:13:14,624 --> 00:13:15,715
We've come to get you
Out of here.
333
00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:18,338
Oh, god.
334
00:13:18,338 --> 00:13:22,092
Well,
I knew you cared.
335
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:23,263
Take him outside.
336
00:13:23,263 --> 00:13:24,764
This place is horrible.
337
00:13:24,764 --> 00:13:26,596
All right, everyone,
Take only the bare essentials.
338
00:13:26,596 --> 00:13:28,308
We can always pick up
Odds and ends on the road.
339
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,350
None of you are coming,
Except you.
340
00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:32,232
What?
You're coming with me.
341
00:13:32,232 --> 00:13:35,025
I'm not going anywhere,
Not without everyone in here.
342
00:13:35,025 --> 00:13:36,776
You don't have
A choice, son.
343
00:13:43,403 --> 00:13:46,826
Listen, I remember
What I said last night,
344
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,658
And I meant every word.
345
00:13:48,658 --> 00:13:50,660
I think
You're the most wonderful --
346
00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:53,503
[ angelic singing ]
347
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,129
I think
I'm falling in love.
348
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,670
[ gasps ]
349
00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:03,383
Nice kiss.
I hope he remembers it.
350
00:14:03,383 --> 00:14:05,135
Come on, you.
351
00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:07,137
Galavant, no!
352
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,558
Please, gareth!
353
00:14:08,558 --> 00:14:10,390
Princess,
As long as galavant's alive,
354
00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:12,102
We stand a chance
Of being rescued.
355
00:14:13,683 --> 00:14:14,814
[ door slams ]
356
00:14:21,281 --> 00:14:23,113
What's this?
357
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,194
Where am I?
358
00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:25,745
These pirates will take you
And the king
359
00:14:25,745 --> 00:14:27,287
Back to his kingdom,
Where he'll be safe.
360
00:14:27,287 --> 00:14:28,288
What? No.
361
00:14:28,288 --> 00:14:29,869
I'm not leaving her.
362
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,201
I'm going back.
363
00:14:31,201 --> 00:14:33,083
I've left word
With my men.
364
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:35,045
You step one foot
In that castle
365
00:14:35,045 --> 00:14:37,417
And everyone you love
Gets the ax.
366
00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:39,089
No more games, galavant.
367
00:14:39,089 --> 00:14:41,591
Listen, gareth, I'm moved,
But I've made my bed,
368
00:14:41,591 --> 00:14:43,503
And for once,
I should lie in it.
369
00:14:43,503 --> 00:14:45,635
You get in that boat.
No, gareth.
370
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,217
I know you're doing this
Because you love me.
371
00:14:47,217 --> 00:14:49,009
I don't love you.
I don't even like you.
372
00:14:49,009 --> 00:14:51,311
No one here likes you,
So go.
373
00:14:51,311 --> 00:14:53,183
Well, now you're just being mean
To me so I'll go.
374
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:54,814
You're self-centered,
Self-absorbed,
375
00:14:54,814 --> 00:14:56,146
And you wear
Too much velvet.
376
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,437
Now you're just going into
A lot of specific details,
377
00:14:57,437 --> 00:14:58,688
So I'll believe you.
378
00:14:58,688 --> 00:15:00,280
You have a skinny left calf
And a crooked --
379
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,983
Okay, okay, fine.
I'll go.
380
00:15:02,983 --> 00:15:05,785
But you're not fooling
Anyone.
381
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,698
Go on. And you.
382
00:15:08,698 --> 00:15:11,201
Not one hair.
383
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:14,334
I give you my word.
384
00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:16,496
And know this --
I will return for them.
385
00:15:16,496 --> 00:15:17,667
Justice will be done.
386
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,089
I'm excited for you,
387
00:15:19,089 --> 00:15:21,881
But let me give you
A couple of instructions.
388
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,134
He can't sleep at night
389
00:15:24,134 --> 00:15:25,966
If he ain't got a second pillow
To hug.
390
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,597
Dairy makes him gassy.
391
00:15:27,597 --> 00:15:30,350
And if he gets cross,
Give him some salty snacks.
392
00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:32,222
It's good
For his electrolytes.
393
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:35,055
But if one hair on his head
Gets harmed,
394
00:15:35,055 --> 00:15:37,647
I will hunt you down,
I will gut you,
395
00:15:37,647 --> 00:15:40,060
And I will use your skin
As a lap blanket.
396
00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:41,271
Do you understand?
397
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:44,694
We have a deal.
398
00:15:52,282 --> 00:15:54,204
Man: all right, shove off,
Me hearties.
399
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,076
Pirates: arrr!
400
00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:15,095
♪ good night, my friend ♪
401
00:16:21,101 --> 00:16:22,602
[ bell ringing ]
402
00:16:22,602 --> 00:16:24,604
What in god's name
Is going on here?!
403
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,237
Galavant and king richard
Have gone.
404
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,448
We don't know where they are.
405
00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:31,491
Find them or I'll eat
Your firstborn for breakfast.
406
00:16:33,373 --> 00:16:35,665
He's behind this.
I know it.
407
00:16:35,665 --> 00:16:36,746
Where have you been?
408
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,328
I'm sorry, milady,
I must have slept in.
409
00:16:38,328 --> 00:16:39,539
Oh, really?
410
00:16:39,539 --> 00:16:41,211
Well, why don't you
Help yourself wake up
411
00:16:41,211 --> 00:16:44,334
By going down to the dungeon
And killing everyone who's left?
412
00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:47,927
Okay.
It will be my pleasure.
413
00:16:59,349 --> 00:17:02,232
Okay, here's the plan.
414
00:17:02,232 --> 00:17:05,024
One of you is gonna knock me out
And take my keys.
415
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,197
What? You're not going to
Kill us?
416
00:17:07,197 --> 00:17:08,238
I keep my promises,
417
00:17:08,238 --> 00:17:10,650
And I promised
Your little lover boy
418
00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:11,781
That I'd take care of you.
419
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,453
So who's first?
420
00:17:13,453 --> 00:17:15,115
Come on.
421
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,332
Next.
422
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,333
[ grunts ]
423
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,544
Die!
424
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,505
Next.
425
00:17:28,508 --> 00:17:30,840
[ grunting ]
426
00:17:34,434 --> 00:17:36,596
[ breathing heavily ]
427
00:17:36,596 --> 00:17:38,308
[ sighs ]
428
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:42,562
Just take the keys and go.
429
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,354
Not you.
You're coming with me.
430
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,525
Sid: why?
431
00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:48,448
I think
I'll keep you for insurance.
432
00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:50,990
Just go! I'll be fine.
Just get everyone to safety.
433
00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:52,071
I'll come back for you.
434
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,824
[ voice breaking ]
Please do! So scared!
435
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,504
Gareth, did you kill everyone
Who needed to be killed?
436
00:18:04,504 --> 00:18:06,005
No, milady.
437
00:18:06,005 --> 00:18:09,008
What kind of kingdom
Are you running here?
438
00:18:09,008 --> 00:18:11,511
A henchman
That doesn't kill,
439
00:18:11,511 --> 00:18:14,174
A queen who does nothing
About it.
440
00:18:14,174 --> 00:18:17,347
This place has gone soft --
441
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:26,396
Turns out
He wasn't my type.
442
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,738
You just got a promotion.
443
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,041
Sit.
444
00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:56,926
You're gonna have to either
Lose or gain a lot of weight.
445
00:19:06,266 --> 00:19:07,897
[ seagulls crying ]
446
00:19:10,109 --> 00:19:12,111
We had
Nowhere else to go.
447
00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:14,534
You really
Hurt my feelings, izzy.
448
00:19:14,534 --> 00:19:18,117
I don't think I want to be
Your future husband anymore.
449
00:19:18,117 --> 00:19:19,329
I'm sorry.
450
00:19:19,329 --> 00:19:21,160
But --
Just kidding!
451
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,202
Come on in!
452
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:25,705
Let's get to know each other,
My future wife.
453
00:19:29,879 --> 00:19:32,171
So happy you came.
454
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,755
I built a room just for you,
My perfect, pretty princess.
455
00:19:35,755 --> 00:19:37,597
You see,
It's not so bad.
456
00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:53,613
It's for you...
457
00:19:53,613 --> 00:19:56,155
To live in forever.
458
00:19:56,155 --> 00:19:59,409
Everyone say bye-bye
To izzy.
459
00:20:01,991 --> 00:20:03,953
Oh, boy.
460
00:20:07,036 --> 00:20:09,379
[ door clanking ]
461
00:20:16,005 --> 00:20:18,097
Jester:
♪ our season ends right there ♪
462
00:20:18,097 --> 00:20:20,179
♪ with questions everywhere ♪
463
00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:24,223
♪ like will the princess waste
Her whole life waiting? ♪
464
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,185
♪ will gareth and the queen ♪
465
00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:28,227
♪ rule the entire scene? ♪
466
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,731
♪ will all this singing kill
Our nielsen ratings? ♪
467
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:35,695
♪ sid, the peasants,
The entire crew ♪
468
00:20:35,695 --> 00:20:39,158
♪ will they be back
For season two? ♪
469
00:20:39,158 --> 00:20:41,240
♪ who knows? ♪
470
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,662
♪ but if there are more shows ♪
471
00:20:42,662 --> 00:20:44,364
♪ then off our hero goes ♪
472
00:20:44,364 --> 00:20:46,165
♪ and so the legend grows ♪
473
00:20:46,165 --> 00:20:52,962
♪ the legend known as galavant ♪
474
00:20:52,962 --> 00:20:55,585
What, what?
475
00:20:55,585 --> 00:20:57,176
Eh, it's you.
476
00:20:57,176 --> 00:20:58,508
This will be fun.
477
00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:00,640
Make the best of it,
Right?
478
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,141
It's like a buddy trip.
479
00:21:02,141 --> 00:21:05,054
What are those -- fables?
[ muttering ]
480
00:21:05,054 --> 00:21:07,477
Buddy -- buddy books,
Buddy fables?
481
00:21:07,477 --> 00:21:09,228
This'll be a good time.
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