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[godzilla roars]
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Man: now, it--
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[click, click, click]
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Ooh, look!
It's super nanny!
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[music playing]
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Did you ssuper nanny?
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Who is this
so-called "super nanny"?
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It's nobody,
captain hero.
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Don't worry
about it.
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Why has no one informed
me of this super nanny?
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Oh, lord. Here go
captain tardo again.
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Every time he hears about
something else being super,
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He goes a little bit nuts,
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Like when he first heard
of a supermarket.
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You're not
so super now! Hah!
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[people screaming]
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And super glue.
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Damn you, super glue!
Hyah! Hyah!
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And of course, that incident
with the soup or salad.
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Show yourself,
super salad! Hyah! Wah!
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Sir, I was just
asking you if you
want soor salad.
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I'm giving you
a choice between
the tw--
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Uhh! Hyah!
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Super nanny
is just a tv show
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About some unruly kids
in need of a good ass-beating.
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That is exactly what
she wants you to think.
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Hyah!
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[crash]
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Ah, this ought to be
entertaining.
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Hey, ling-ling,
get us some beer!
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[speaking japanese]
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You don't have
a driver's license?
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Spanky: since
the dawn of time,
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I've dreamed of escorting
an asian to the dmv
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To watch him
take a driver's test.
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Finally, that day has come!
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Saddle up,
my lo mein man!
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We goin' on
a field trip!
Yee-haw!
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Captain hero:
just the thought of this
super nanny made me sick.
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I needed to confront her
and find out how super
she really was.
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Computer, where
is this super nanny?
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[silence]
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Computer, where
is this super nanny?
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[silence]
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Cuisinart, why isn't
computer talking to me?
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Oh, god! Why isn't
anybody answering me?
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Plug-in air freshener?
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3-prong to 2-prong adapter?
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You, too?
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Noooooo!
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And then I realized
that there was one way
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I could make super nanny
come to me.
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I want chocolate milk!
I want chocolate milk!
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What the heck?
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Just give him some
chocolate milk,
for christmas' sake!
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We don't have any more!
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I hate you, I hate you,
I hate you, I hate you!
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[wailing]
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Don't leave me again!
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Quick! What
are we gonna do?
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We need a professional.
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We're going to have to
call super nanny.
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Oh, yes. Call
your super nanny.
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[chatter]
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[silence]
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I'm here to help
my little friend get
himself a driver's license.
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Are you trying
to get us killed?
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Don't you
realize he's--
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Asian? Yeah. I know.
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Now let's get to it.
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Spanky: naturally,
ling-ling aced
the written test,
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And coincidentally,
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So did all the
retarded white people
sitting around him.
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And he narrowly passed
the eye exam.
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"r," "r,"
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"r," "r."
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Martin luther king had
a dream, and so did I.
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But unlike martin
luther king, my dream
was about to come true.
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All right. Fasten
your seat belt and--
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Holy fucking crap!
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[speaking japanese]
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[engine starts]
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[horns blaring]
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[spanky laughing]
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[ling-ling crying]
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Spanky:
ling-ling? Uh-oh.
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Rrrr! Crrrssssh!
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Please stop.
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[knocks]
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Oh! Thank jesus
you're here,
super nanny!
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Captain hero: my plan
to lure the super nanny
to me had worked!
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At last we meet,
super nanny!
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So, what you got,
toots?
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A little x-ray vision,
heat vision,
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Or like our president,
no vision at all?
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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That's super satire.
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This kind of backtalk
is totally unacceptable.
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You don't
have any powers,
do you poopie-head?
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Pbbbt!
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All right, captain hero.
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You're going to sit
on this naughty stool
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Till I tell you
to get off.
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You don't actually
expect me to get--
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I said naughty stool!
[gasps]
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Oh, she's good.
A little too good.
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Can I get off now?
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Come on! I don't want
to be on the naughty stool.
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No, no, no!
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Now apologize,
and you can get off
the naughty stool.
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Oh, fine. I'm sorry.
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Captain hero: I had
totally underestimated
the super nanny.
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I'm not eating this crap!
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Unacceptable.
Naughty stool.
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Ohhhh.
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[slurping]
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I said, give me the remote!
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[rip]
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Unacceptable.
Naughty stool.
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Ohhhh.
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[gasps] unacceptable.
Naughty stool.
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Ohhhh.
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Something had to be done.
I had to find a way
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To defeat her
and her naughty stool.
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But how?
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But...How?
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You know, if you just
keep the camera rolling,
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It's not nearly as dramatic.
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Aw, jerkoff assholes.
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[moans]
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I got ling-ling's
test results back.
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[snap]
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He has suffered
a mild concussion.
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The best thing
for him now is
to get some rest...
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In bed.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Simpler time. Ahh!
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Spanky, this is
all your fault!
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It's not spanky's fault
ling-ling was injured.
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There is a simple
biological reason
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Why he can't drive
no good. Observe!
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[whir]
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This helmet
simulates the way
asians see the world.
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Step in!
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Wooldoor, this is some
retarded racist crap!
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Asians don't see the world
any differently than we do.
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[whir]
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[speaking japanese]
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Clara, tell me
what you see.
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Hmm...
Beef and broccoli.
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2 guys who look
completely different.
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7.
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Now take a look at this.
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[gasps]
[horns blaring]
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Aah! Watch out!
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Turn without signaling!
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Hit the brakes suddenly!
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Drive in the wrong lane!
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Uhh!
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Uhh!
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Still think
being asian is cool?
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Wooldoor, if you
could fix my arm,
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I'm sure you could
fix ling-ling's
vision, right?
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[tweet tweet]
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[hollow thud]
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Hmm...
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Wooldoor:
this expression
means I am thinking.
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That british nanny
has really shaken me up.
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I must find a way
to defeat her and
her stupid naughty stool.
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It's just not fair!
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Um...If you don't
want to be sent to
the naughty stool,
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Why don't you
just behave yourself?
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How dare you!
Why, I'll show you...
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How monkeys
groom each other.
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Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
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Good, captain hero.
That is acceptable.
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Here. Have a lolly.
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Hah! See that?
I told you so!
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[monkey screeches]
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Hmm. No naughty stool.
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Maybe, just maybe,
if I play along,
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Eat my veggies,
go to bed on time,
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And stop hunting
male prostitutes
with a crossbow,
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I will render
super nanny powerless!
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Wooldoor: I had accepted
my roommate's challenge
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To give ling-ling
a round eye
for the asian guy.
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To help ling-ling,
I've used the most
sophisticated technology
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That modern medicine
can provide.
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Household tape.
¶ alleluia ¶
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Easy ling-ling, easy.
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Behold!
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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[thud]
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Oh, my god!
Everything look different!
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What?! I speak
english now, too?
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Wooldoor
fixed your eyes.
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Now you're just
like the rest of us.
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It's true. You're
finally seeing things
the way we see them.
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Normal people.
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Whoa. This a lot to handle.
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Everything be ok as
long as ling-ling still
have humongous penis.
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00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:10,315
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Ling-ling want old eyes
back or I kill you all!
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00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:17,990
Relax, ling-ling,
and take a look at this.
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Ooh. That look like
a road, but much calmer.
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I bet I can drive on that.
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Ling-ling have chance
to redeem himself.
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Honorable pig demon,
we must return to
the place of shame.
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Oh, you mean the
shower at the y?
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No. The department
of motor vehicles.
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Captain hero: so I started
acting like a good boy,
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Which rendered super nanny
and the naughty stool
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As powerless as a midget
in a getting-stuff-off-
a-high-shelf contest.
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Ooh, lookie-lookie,
all gone-gone.
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Peas go bye-bye
into my tummy.
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See? Ahhhhhhhhh.
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Shall I bring me dishes
to the sink before I go
off to me bed, milady?
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You may.
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Captain hero: and that's
when I realized
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That since
super nanny was here,
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I was well-rested,
less grumpy,
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00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:13,345
And I hadn't made
oopsy-daisies in my bed
for 3 nights in a row.
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00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:16,648
2 more nights, and it's
hello, big-boy pants.
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00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:21,086
Good night,
captain hero.
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Uh, super nanny,
I just wanted to say,
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00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:26,992
Well, you know,
at first, I thought
you were, like,
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Trying to be more super
than me and stuff.
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00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:32,498
Now I realize
you were just trying
to help and junk.
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I guess what I'm trying
to say is, thank you.
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Captain hero,
you are acceptable.
Mwah!
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00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:43,275
Oh! Could you please
check under the bed
for monster-monsters?
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00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,843
No monsters, honey.
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00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,378
Just some
wadded up tissues
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And a book of
crime scene photos.
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[click]
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00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:55,721
Aah!
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00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:57,156
Not today.
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00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,357
[engine starts]
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Aah! Aaaaaah!
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00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,561
Oh! We're alive!
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00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,766
¶ who's that guy? ¶
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00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,735
¶ where did he
come from? ¶
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00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:11,103
¶ who's that guy? ¶
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00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:12,971
¶ where can I
get one? ¶
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00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,508
¶ seems to me
that he can really ¶
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¶ drive ¶
¶ drive ¶
¶ drive ¶
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¶ won't somebody
tell me? ¶
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00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:21,747
Who's that guy?
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00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:22,748
Who's that guy?
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00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:24,249
Who's that guy?
Who's that guy?
250
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,884
Why don't I let him
tell you?
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00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:30,089
[tires squeal]
252
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,160
[cheering]
253
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,428
[flashbulbs popping]
254
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,468
[maniac playing on tv]
255
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,804
Hey, is that my barrette?
256
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,373
No, it is not!
257
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,374
Let me see!
Let me see!
258
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,009
What's
going on here?
259
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:53,746
Oh, nothing.
Captain "shero" was just
trying to take my barrette!
260
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:56,281
It's pronounced
captain hero,
261
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:59,184
The "s" is silent,
you hit-head.
262
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,021
Captain hero,
enough! To the naughty
stool with you!
263
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,389
But--but I--I--
264
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,225
I said, naughty stool!
Oh!
265
00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:10,829
Super nanny had always been
so fair, but now, she was
being super not-fair!
266
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,398
Why would she--wait!
267
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,466
Oh, no! No!
I'm out of quarters!
268
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:15,567
I've got more to say!
269
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:16,568
[clank]
270
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,337
Aw, jerkoff assholes!
271
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:23,776
[cheering]
272
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:24,910
[flashbulbs popping]
273
00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:28,681
There he goes--
the greatest asian ever.
274
00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:30,082
[flashbulb pops]
275
00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:33,018
Spanky: word quickly
spread about ling-ling
and his new eyes.
276
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:35,754
Soon, he was the
shrimp toast of the town.
277
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:39,425
Across the globe,
asians everywhere wanted
to be like ling-ling
278
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,293
And had the
wide-eye procedure.
279
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,796
Oh, no wonder I get
robbed all the time!
280
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:46,398
I open store
in terrible part
of the city.
281
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,766
Thank you,
ling-ling!
282
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:50,302
Oh, wow! My pants
have a zipper!
283
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:53,772
No need to have pants
and underwear down around
ankles to make pee-pee.
284
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,507
Thank you, ling-ling!
285
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,909
Wait a minute.
286
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,812
That not a sore
shoulder muscle
hanging between your leg.
287
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:02,848
I not touch that
for all the tea in china.
288
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:04,016
Thank you, ling-ling!
289
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:10,055
Oh, this all we got?
That not so much tea.
290
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,024
Thank you, ling-ling!
291
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,493
[cheering and
flashbulbs popping]
292
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,463
Ling-ling,
you got mail.
293
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,832
It's from the naayp.
294
00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:21,667
Holy egg roll-y!
295
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:25,537
I am being awarded
the prestigious
asian image award!
296
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,072
What am I going to wear,
297
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:31,377
Now that I can see hawaiian
shirt not appropriate
for formal event?
298
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:34,747
¶ you got in trouble,
you got in trouble ¶
299
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,949
Aw, zip your
fudge-hole, orca!
300
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,684
Aw, sucks to be you!
301
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,753
Hey, hero, want to
go in the hot tub?
302
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,721
Oh, I forgot!
You can't!
303
00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:45,190
You're on
the naughty stool.
Hee hee hee!
304
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,326
Hey, hero,
want to watch tv?
305
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,262
Oops! I forgot.
You can't.
306
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,498
You're on
the naughty stool!
307
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:57,202
I knew what was going on.
Toot wasn't forgetting
I was on the naughty stool.
308
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,938
She was trying
to make me jealous.
309
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,473
Toot:
¶ I'm watching tv ¶
310
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,009
God damn it! Stupid
breaking news!
311
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,545
[gasps]
breaking news?
312
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:12,217
A scary scene took
place today in front
of the white house.
313
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,420
It's unclear what
the mini-troopers want
314
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,722
Or if the president
is still alive.
315
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,557
Captain hero,
where are you?
316
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,325
Jesús cristo!
317
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,761
Super nanny! Super nanny,
where are you?
318
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:26,098
You've got to let me
off the naughty stool
so I can save the day!
319
00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:27,599
Super nanny!
320
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:35,174
Ling-ling:
ling-ling arrived
to accept great honor,
321
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,577
But some huge asshole
decide to be buzz-kill.
322
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:39,845
What the hell?!
323
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,282
[roaring]
324
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,821
What? Shut up, godzilla.
325
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,389
You're just jealous.
326
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:53,559
[roaring]
327
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:03,268
You so full of hot air,
you breathe fire.
328
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,604
Ling-ling pretty
proud of that one.
329
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:09,208
This was madness!
The white house
was under attack,
330
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,743
And I was
powerless to help.
331
00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:13,412
I needed to call
my super friends
to cover for me
332
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:14,880
And save the day!
333
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,415
Hey, batman, dude, listen.
334
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,783
The white house
is under attack.
335
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:20,052
Can you get over there
and--what?
336
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,054
You're on the
naughty stool, too?
337
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,589
But why?
338
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:27,359
Well, that's not
a very nice joke
to play on alfred.
339
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,461
He needs those pills
to live.
340
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:33,532
Hey, spidey, brougham,
could you do me a solid?
341
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:37,336
What? The naughty stool?
You, too?
342
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,238
It turned out
all my super friends
343
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,839
Had been sent to
the naughty stool.
344
00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:43,909
Green lantern, the hulk,
even ethan hawkman!
345
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,979
It didn't make any
sense at all until...
346
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,414
[alarm]
347
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,583
Super nanny! My god!
She's done this to
all the superheroes
348
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,585
So she can
take over the world.
349
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,120
Oh, she's super, all right.
350
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,456
[clatter]
351
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:07,700
Super evil!
352
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:08,701
Super evil!
353
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,238
[music playing]
354
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:16,041
Ling-ling: ling-ling
was excited about
receiving award,
355
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:20,045
But something
in the back of his head
kept nagging him.
356
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:25,117
[roars]
357
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,052
Godzilla was all wrong!
358
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,621
Ling-ling not stripping
asians of our culture!
359
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:33,459
My people would never become
fat, lazy, and bad at math.
360
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:39,965
And you're on in 5,
7, p--ah, forget it.
361
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,901
Announcer: ladies and
gentlemen, ling-ling!
362
00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:45,971
[cheering and applause]
363
00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:52,177
Ling-ling thank you
all for award.
364
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:55,447
This...Great...Honor.
365
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,457
[sighs]
366
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:08,060
But ling-ling
no deserve this honor.
367
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:11,296
He turn his back
on culture, and for that,
368
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:14,667
Ling-ling is so very sorry.
369
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:18,337
[crowd murmuring]
370
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:23,342
[speaking japanese]
371
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,997
[roars]
372
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,131
[crash]
373
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,499
[crash]
[crash]
374
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:54,306
[crash]
375
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:56,508
Get off
the damn stool, fool!
376
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:57,976
You need to
save the world!
377
00:17:58,011 --> 00:18:00,012
I can't get off
the naughty stool.
378
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,914
I'm not allowed.
379
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,550
Well, what if you
just take the fucking
naughty stool with you?
380
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,951
Oh, don't be crazy!
381
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:09,221
I can't carry a stool
and flap my arms
at the same time!
382
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,989
Oh, yeah. That is
a pretty good point.
383
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:13,792
Shut up, xandir!
Stupid, stupid,
stupid!
384
00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:16,562
Well, that's what
you get for trying to
take my barrette!
385
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,898
Hold it. If this
is your barrette,
386
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:23,035
Then why do it have
the captain hero
symbol on it?
387
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:24,470
Told you
it was mine.
388
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,238
Everyone thinks I'm a liar!
389
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,741
Well, I'm a lot of things.
I'm an astronaut,
390
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,242
I'm a basketball player,
391
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,278
I'm the president
of the universe
with a 14-inch cock,
392
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,080
But I'm not a liar.
393
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,516
Now, toot, give me
my barrette.
394
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:38,851
It's my favorite.
395
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,919
No offense,
rhinestone kitty.
396
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:44,957
Fine, ok?! I stole it
from hero's room, ok?
397
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,760
See, hero, you have
no business being
on that stool.
398
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,461
It was your barrette
all along.
399
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:52,031
Now get
off the stool
and say the word!
400
00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:54,400
You're right.
I'm off! Hyah!
401
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:57,369
[panting]
402
00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:01,840
America, allow me
to introduce myself.
403
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:05,778
I am super nanny,
and I am your new leader.
404
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:06,779
[splat]
405
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,881
Not today,
super nanny!
[gasps]
406
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,182
Captain hero?!
407
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:12,584
Time to send your
ass back to méxico.
408
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,253
Auf wiedersehen,
frenchie!
409
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:17,189
I don't know how you
got off that bloody stool,
410
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,957
But you're too late
to stop me!
411
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:23,595
My army of
super-disciplined children
obey my every command!
412
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,097
Isn't that true, billy?
413
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:29,668
Go ahead. Show
mr. Hero the power
of british discipline.
414
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,937
[crack]
415
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:35,941
Ooh! There's nothing
you can do to stop me.
416
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:36,942
Oh, really?
417
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:37,943
[crunch]
[gasps]
418
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,946
Holy mother fucking shit!
That hurts!
419
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,214
Oops. Sorry.
420
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:44,917
Do you think
you can stop me
by stomping on my foot?
421
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,119
Well,
unless I'm mistaken,
422
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:50,155
Naughty language
like that will get
a certain potty-mouth
423
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:54,126
Some serious time
on the naughty stool.
424
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,128
Oh, wait!
Wait! You can't!
425
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:58,564
To the
naughty stool!
426
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,966
Ohhh!
427
00:20:02,002 --> 00:20:04,636
[power down]
428
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:07,106
Kids: we're free,
we're free!
429
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:09,341
Super nanny used us!
Get her!
430
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,210
Take that! And that!
431
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:14,446
Captain hero: as the
mini-troopers tore super
nanny limb from limb,
432
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:18,317
I couldn't help but think
that there was very little
point to this nonsense,
433
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:21,186
But if there's any
semblance of a lesson here,
434
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:24,790
It's that just because
someone has the word "super"
in front of their name,
435
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,026
That doesn't
make them super.
436
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,728
On the other hand,
if you put "le"
in front of a word,
437
00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:31,397
It does make it classy.
438
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,767
Like lesbian,
the classiest women
of them all.
439
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:37,302
Looks like you kids
have this under control.
440
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,303
Hyah!
441
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,706
[crash]
442
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,842
I'm off to defeat
the evil supercuts!
443
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:51,283
You win this time,
supercuts!
444
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:54,253
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