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Announcer: tonight,
on the season finale
of drawn together...
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Life for these 8 housemates
is about to change forever,
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As we reveal
a major twist!
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Xandir:
what is going on?!
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Captain hero:
life in front of the cameras
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Was beginning to take
a toll on us all.
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The little things,
the things that used
to make us laugh,
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Like the asbestos
in the walls,
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Now just seemed annoying.
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[coughs]
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Even worse, we started
lashing out at each other.
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Ugh! You're just
gonna leave that there?
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Bitch, pick it up!
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Fuck you,
fatty foopah.
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[cocks gun]
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Pick it up,
or i'm sending you
back to hell!
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[click]
all right, toot,
drop your weapon!
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[click]
no, you drop it!
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Nobody holds a gun
to my girl...
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[click]
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But me!
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All right!
Let's fuckin' do this!
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[cocking guns]
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I'm not afraid to die!
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[click]
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Foxxy love: now, foxxy love did
not want a riot to break out,
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Even though she sure could use
a new tv set,
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So foxxy decided to call
a house meeting.
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Now, I know being in front
of all these cameras
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Has made us all
a little tense.
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Uh, tense?! Ha ha!
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Yeah, ok, 'cause
living in this fishbowl
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Is playing tricks
on my mind!
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Bwah!
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[fart]
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Xandir's right.
Before coming on
this reality show,
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How many times
have you guys really been
in a mexican standoff?
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Never!
I don't think.
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Twice.
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It's like we're just
a bunch of monkeys
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Dancing for the cameras.
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And what do we get
in return? Nothing!
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At least monkeys
get beat off
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By their owners
once in a while.
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The pillsbury doughbroad
is right!
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Hee hee!
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I mean, on big brother,
you can win
half a million bucks.
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And on survivor,
you can win a million.
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And on the bachelor,
you can win...Love.
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I say we smash
the cameras
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And blow
the whole house up!
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That sounds like
a sweet prize to me!
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All right, toot, nobody's
blowing up anything.
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Now, I bet if we just talk
to the producers,
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We can work this out.
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Foxxy was right.
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Besides, I had
a thing or two
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I wanted to say
to those fucking jews!
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Damn it!
You've got us stuck here
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In this crackerjack box,
but there ain't no prize.
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Now pony up, or i'm gonna
fucking blow this house up
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And kill you all!
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[dial tone]
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Do not take
that dial tone with me!
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Producer: housemates,
as punishment
for making me talk
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To that fatty-fat-fat-fat,
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We're going to reveal
a new twist.
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Xandir:
what is going on?!
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Now youse can't leave!
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Oh, my god,
we're trapped!
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I'm totally
freaking out.
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I wish the green lantern
was here.
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He always knows
how to relax me.
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Ok, that's it!
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Let's blow
this goddamn house to bits!
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Toot, violence
ain't the answer.
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Some of the greatest
leaders in history,
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Like gandhi,
dr. King,
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And rocky iv,
to a lesser extent,
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Accomplished
the impossible through
nonviolent means,
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And so can we.
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Now, we may be stuck here
entertaining the world
for nothing,
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But if we don't fight
or drink or fuck
or suck or jerk
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Or 3-way fuck
or necro-fuck-philia,
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Then the producers
won't have no show to show.
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Until the producers
make it worth our while,
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I say we have
an old-fashioned sit-in.
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Ha ha!
Silly black people,
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They always think
they can accomplish
everything
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By just
sittin' around.
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Come on, people!
Fight the power!
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Let's go!
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Go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go!
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[silence]
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[maniacal laughter]
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I say we do
what the hot one says.
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You know what?
I should start
talking earlier.
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That's right,
producers!
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We figured out
your little game!
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Mama didn't raise
no fool,
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And papa didn't
raise me at all!
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So we ain't movin'
till we gets a prize!
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All: yeah!
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Announcer: now that we've
returned,
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These 8 housemates will learn
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The like the nipples
of a japanese businessman
in an s&m club,
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The twisting
has just begun,
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As we reveal
another major twist!
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Xandir:
what is going on?!
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Fine! You win.
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[all screaming]
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Xandir:
bright light!
Bright light!
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Toot: that did it!
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[dramatic reality show
music]
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[gasp]
look at his hair!
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I am buckie bucks,
eccentric billionaire.
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The producers have sent me here
to announce a competition,
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The winner of which
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Will help me run
my billion-dollar empire.
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Buckie bucks?
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Billion-dollar empire!
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Parody
of the apprentice?
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What do you say, foxxy?
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Well, guys, this is
the opportunity
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We been sittin' for!
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I say we do it!
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Captain hero: this
is gonna be fun.
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Toot: i'll never waver
from my nefarious plan
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To blow up this house!
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But for now i'll play along
as inconspicuously
as possible.
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[speaking like
a wind-up doll]
I...Will...Most...
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Certainly...Play...
Your...Business...Game.
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Foxxy: let's do it!
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¶ cash, cash
cashity-cash ¶
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¶ cash, cash ¶
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¶ cash, cash,
cashity-cash ¶
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¶ cash, cash ¶
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¶ don't you wish
you had a buttload? ¶
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¶ cash ¶
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Foxxy: it was gonna be
the mens versus the womens
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In a series of bidness-
related challenges.
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After each task,
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Someone on the losing team
would be fired.
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The last one standing
would win the job
of a lifetime.
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As l. Ron hubbard,
mel gibson,
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And the owners
of the wildly popular
islamaland amusement park
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Have taught us,
religion is big business.
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That's why
for your first challenge,
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You'll convince people
to accept jesus christ
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As their lord
and savior.
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And...Go!
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Aah!
Aah!
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Princess clara:
it was our first challenge,
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And I volunteered
to be team leader
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'cause I love jesus...
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Like...
Like more than a friend.
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And I knew exactly
how to get people
to love him, too.
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Ow! Goddamn it!
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That was great!
So now what?
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We go door to door
and give out free copies?
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Free? Are you nuts?!
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We could sell these
at 10 bucks a pop
and rake in the cash
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As a new wave of anti-semitism
sweeps the country!
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Wait. Was that
not the challenge?
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[thunderclap]
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We went to a hospital,
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And thanks to us,
some really sick children
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Have learned to put
their trust in the lord,
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Instead of those silly pills
and potions.
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Nice job. And how
did you ladies do?
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We made $617 million.
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Wow! You guys
got your asses whipped!
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Yeah!
Yeah!
Yahoo!
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Well, guys, someone
is getting...Fired.
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Ohh!
Ohh!
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Wooldoor sockbat.
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Uh-oh.
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Since you are
the least likely
to cause conflict
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Or have sex
with anyone...Ever,
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You're f--oh! Aah!
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[splat]
whoa!
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[relieved] fired.
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Whaa ha ha ha!
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So, the competition
started off
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With a little humiliation,
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Which was fine,
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Because now I was no longer
alone in my cause.
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Yeah! They're
all gonna die!
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[click]
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Can I have
my candy now?
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[thunderclap]
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In business,
you need to stay
in control.
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That's why for
your next challenge,
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You'll be in charge
of an air traffic
control tower.
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And...Go!
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[alarm blaring]
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No, my left!
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My left!
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What? What do you mean
you're losing attitude?
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Sounds like you're
giving me plenty
of attitude!
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[speaking japanese]
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[crash]
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00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:11,710
Well, guys, it looks like
you lost both the competition
and a member of your team.
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Xandir, I can't help but think
this is all your fault.
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What? I'm a certified
air-traffic controller
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With 10 years of experience.
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I heard gay-traffic
controller
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With gay years
of experience. Hah!
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Spanky does bring up
a pretty good point.
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Xandir, you're--
oh! Oh! Oh, god!
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[splat]
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Unh...Fired.
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[snores]
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[sobbing]
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Oh, my god.
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Like the unfortunate
head of a boy
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With a pituitary gland
disorder,
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My army
was slowly growing.
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As you all know,
sometimes in business,
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It's important to have
the power of invisibility.
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Guys, i've got this one
all wrapped up.
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That's why,
for this challenge...
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Ladies, where's clara?
Why is she late?
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I do not tolerate tardiness.
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If anyone sees clara,
tell her she is fi--
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Aah! Aah!
It's a big one!
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2 towels.
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[splat splat]
oh...Fired.
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[clara crying]
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[west side story-like
music playing]
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No business is successful
without the help of mexicans.
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[la cucaracha playing]
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That's why,
for this challenge,
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The team that smuggles
the most mexicans
across the border wins.
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And vaya con dios.
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This was definitely
the hardest challenge so far.
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But foxxy kept her eye
on the prize
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And came up with
a brilliant plan.
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[la cucaracha playing]
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Come on, toot.
We ain't got all day.
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[toot grunts]
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[farts]
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00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,528
[sounds
of a stampede]
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Once again,
the ladies killed you.
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What happened
to your mexicans?
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It was all
captain hero's fault.
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He's the one who forgot
to poke holes in the lid.
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[drunk] aw, screw you.
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I was the one who got
completely wasted.
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Shut it. This whole thing
has gone on long enough.
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00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,945
So to speed things up,
both of your are f--
252
00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:29,648
Aah! Aah! Don't move!
253
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,917
Where do you want it?
Where do you want it?
254
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,753
[splat]
aah! Oh...Fired.
255
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,489
Whoa, three-way.
That was hot.
256
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,526
[both sobbing]
257
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:44,797
Congratulations, big-boned babe
and choco-lickety-yum-yum.
258
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:45,998
You're the final 2.
259
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,833
[farts]
260
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:54,440
Now all I needed
was for foxxy to join us.
261
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,909
Then we shall rise up
against the cameras,
262
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,611
Blow up the house,
and kill them all!
263
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:03,148
Ahh heh heh heh heh.
264
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:05,317
Announcer: when we return,
265
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:09,855
Life for foxxy and the fatty
is about to change once again,
266
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:13,692
As we reveal
the biggest twist yet.
267
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:14,993
Or will we?
268
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:17,296
Xandir:
what is going on?
269
00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:24,636
Girls, welcome
to the final round.
270
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:28,107
Whoever, or whomever,
wins this competition
271
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,542
Will leave with me and go on
to help me run my empire.
272
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,011
Good luck to you both.
273
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,846
Luck is for the underweight.
274
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:36,815
Establishing relationships
and commanding respect and stuff
275
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,617
Is priority number one
in business.
276
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,887
That's why your final challenge
is a jell-o wrestling match.
277
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,155
Whoo!
Whoo!
278
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,424
[cheering]
279
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:48,060
Bill cosby
would crap himself
if he could see this!
280
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,329
I didn't like
the jell-o wrestling idea,
281
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,464
But the producers
had given me
282
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,533
A golden opportunity,
283
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,469
And like that necklace
some fool left
on clara's dresser,
284
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,771
I was gonna take it.
285
00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:00,639
[crowd cheering]
286
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,475
[bell rings]
287
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,543
Hah!
288
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,577
[smack]
289
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,548
Ahh! Unh!
290
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,116
[cheering]
291
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,532
[cheering]
292
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,568
Crowd: sieg heil!
293
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,136
Sieg heil!
294
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,838
Sieg heil!
295
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:33,839
[steam whistle
tooting]
296
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,181
Where you at? Where you at?
Show yourself!
297
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:49,655
Cut me, ling-ling.
Cut me.
298
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,390
Ah.
299
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,825
[bell rings]
300
00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:56,462
Aah!
301
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:03,202
Nobody throws me face-first
into jell-o but me!
302
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,875
Aah!
303
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:17,850
[groans]
304
00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:20,285
Get the fuck out!
305
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,654
[grunts]
306
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:26,225
[moans]
307
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,359
[thud]
308
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,695
[bell rings]
309
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:32,831
Well, congratulations,
hot black girl.
310
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:36,035
You're the winner.
Yay! Yay!
311
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,169
[all groan]
312
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:40,139
Yes! Oh, thank you, lord.
313
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,041
I'm a black woman
with a job.
314
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:45,544
I am oprah.
I am oprah!
315
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:49,415
No, wait! This isn't
supposed to happen.
316
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,150
Yeah, sure.
Thanks a lot, chubby.
317
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:54,253
Guys, come on. We can
still blow up the house.
318
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,689
Guys!
319
00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:59,124
[all squawk]
320
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,260
Announcer:
what foxxy doesn't know
321
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:05,564
Is that everything...
Is...About...To...Change
322
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:06,865
Again!
323
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:09,335
Xandir:
what is going on?
324
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:13,072
Announcer:
and now the final twist
325
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:18,077
That will change
everything forever.
326
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,379
Well, foxxy,
i've been keeping
a secret from you,
327
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,214
But it's time for you
to know the truth.
328
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:27,886
I'm not really
a billionaire.
329
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,922
I'm, like,
broke and stuff.
330
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:32,358
What? You're broke?
331
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:35,327
You mean there ain't
no job for me?
332
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,030
Nope. Isn't that crazy?
333
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,899
Ha ha ha. You wanna
feel even stupider?
334
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:44,303
There's another twist.
I'm actually...
335
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,910
The jew producer.
336
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,012
[all gasp]
337
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,547
What? But...
338
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,816
Son of a bitch.
339
00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,852
What is going on?
340
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,454
Wow, this was fun.
341
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,323
Later.
342
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,392
Heh heh heh heh heh.
343
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,093
Don't. Just don't.
344
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:11,163
I can't believe it.
345
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,499
Tv, I trusted you,
346
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,168
And you made a fool
out of me...
347
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:19,505
For the last time.
348
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:24,643
Toot, I know that
no one has ever said
this to you before,
349
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,445
But you was right!
350
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:29,314
Uh, duh!
351
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,583
[prolonged braying]
352
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,063
We got to fight back!
353
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:47,132
We got to blow this house up
and kill them all!
354
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:50,202
And not just because of what
the producers did to me, to us,
355
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:54,840
But for what they've done
to all our reality tv
brethren and sistren.
356
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:57,976
We gots to fight back
for zora and linda,
357
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,378
Who learned
they joe millionaire
358
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,280
Was actually poor
and basically retarded.
359
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,083
And for love or money's rob,
who had no idea
360
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,818
Erin was paid $1 million
361
00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:07,720
To break his boring
and pathetic heart.
362
00:18:07,721 --> 00:18:10,155
And for joe schmo's matt,
who learned all his friends
363
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:11,457
Were just god-awful actors.
364
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,927
And for average joe's
melana and larissa,
365
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,429
Who found out they bachelors
was just a bunch of giant dorks.
366
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,231
Those guys
weren't average.
367
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:22,901
And today, reality tv
has had its last twist.
368
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:26,105
It all ends now!
369
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,540
Let's blow up
this fucking house!
370
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,376
Let's blow this place up.
371
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:31,844
Follow me.
372
00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:34,480
[all yell]
373
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:37,149
Buckie, we got to borrow
that helicopter.
374
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,518
What are you doing?
375
00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:44,690
Captain hero, stop him!
376
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:52,765
[screams]
377
00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:54,466
Oh.
378
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,068
What the--huh?
379
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,172
Come here.
380
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,074
Aah!
381
00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:04,677
Come on, guys. Let's go.
Now's our chance.
382
00:19:04,678 --> 00:19:05,878
Kill them.
383
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,630
Anybody know how
to fly this thing?
384
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,999
Tank, quick, I need
to learn how to fly
385
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,967
A t-1000 firefox.
386
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,769
[screams]
387
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:31,770
Move over, princess.
388
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,307
Don't let them get away.
389
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,909
Get in!
390
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,544
Let's get out of here.
391
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:41,947
This one's for alison
and June and jane
392
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,483
And the man-troll
from big brother 4.
393
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,651
Aaaahhhh!
394
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,790
Say hello
to my little friend.
395
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:57,196
Buckle up, everyone!
396
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,473
Oh, ach!
397
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,807
Aah! Heh heh heh.
398
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,709
What the hell
are you doing?
399
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,147
Why are you all nodding?
400
00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:16,715
Hold on, everyone!
401
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:24,690
Yaah!
402
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,762
[all cheering]
403
00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:31,563
I think I saw this
on the real world.
404
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,668
Hold on, guys.
We've got company.
405
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:39,571
Hold on, guys.
You've got company.
406
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,440
Xandir:
we're hit! We're hit!
407
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:44,910
We're all gonna die!
408
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:48,714
Yes, I guess
it really is gay over!
409
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:51,450
Nice.
Ha ha ha. Oh, yeah.
410
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,718
Them gays.
411
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:56,255
While we spun out of control
to almost certain death,
412
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,657
I wondered what would
become of us all.
413
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:02,261
Would we ever return to
the drawn together house?
414
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,663
Would there be
an entirely new cast?
415
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:07,533
Would this be the last question
I ever asked?
416
00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:11,136
When would
the reunion special air?
417
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:15,607
The most important thing
was that we were together,
418
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,409
Drawn together.
419
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:21,814
[all screaming]
420
00:21:21,815 --> 00:21:23,782
Toot: goddamn it!
421
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:28,120
Captioned by the national
captioning institute
--www.Ncicap.Org--
422
00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:36,228
[guitar playing]
423
00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:50,142
¶ do you like how
I sing a love song? ¶
424
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:53,412
¶ do you like
vincent van gogh? ¶
425
00:21:55,315 --> 00:22:00,419
¶ I like to walk
the streets at midnight ¶
426
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,054
¶ I wanted you... ¶
427
00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:03,055
[whispering]
good-bye.
428
00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:04,156
¶ to know ¶
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