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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,216 --> 00:00:35,147 ♪ Every time I call you on the phone ♪ 2 00:00:35,284 --> 00:00:43,113 ♪ They tell me that you're not at home ♪ 3 00:00:43,182 --> 00:00:46,837 ♪ But last night when I called you ♪ 4 00:00:46,975 --> 00:00:50,182 ♪ Before I said hello 5 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,837 ♪ I could hear you 6 00:00:54,384 --> 00:00:56,044 ♪ Oh, yeah 7 00:00:58,113 --> 00:01:00,630 ♪ You're never home 8 00:01:00,734 --> 00:01:07,630 ♪ If, by chance, you found somebody new ♪ 9 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:15,458 ♪ And you don't know what to say or do ♪ 10 00:01:15,527 --> 00:01:19,319 ♪ I'd feel better when I called you ♪ 11 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:23,078 ♪ If you asked me not to phone 12 00:01:23,215 --> 00:01:24,596 ♪ Instead of saying 13 00:01:27,350 --> 00:01:29,078 ♪ Oh, yeah 14 00:01:31,113 --> 00:01:33,389 ♪ You're never home 15 00:01:33,458 --> 00:01:40,837 ♪ The next time I call you on the phone ♪ 16 00:01:40,941 --> 00:01:44,353 ♪ Don't let them tell me 17 00:01:44,492 --> 00:01:47,492 ♪ That you're not at home 18 00:02:11,734 --> 00:02:13,768 It's difficult news for John to take in 19 00:02:13,837 --> 00:02:16,458 but the DNA test confirms that his biological mother 20 00:02:16,596 --> 00:02:19,458 is indeed Jean-Marie Claude a Parisian dentist 21 00:02:19,527 --> 00:02:21,699 who murdered her husband in cold blood. 22 00:02:21,837 --> 00:02:24,872 It's horrifying, to think all this time 23 00:02:25,009 --> 00:02:26,389 I've been French. 24 00:02:26,458 --> 00:02:28,389 As John looks out to the horizon 25 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:30,215 he must question whether he wants to go on 26 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:31,596 with his journey. 27 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:33,596 Will meeting his mother give him the answers 28 00:02:33,699 --> 00:02:35,146 he's always wanted 29 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:36,872 or will she be the very nightmare 30 00:02:36,941 --> 00:02:39,354 we all know French people to be? 31 00:02:48,837 --> 00:02:50,181 Shit. 32 00:02:53,734 --> 00:02:56,768 This is a long-distance call from Australia. 33 00:02:57,630 --> 00:02:58,492 Hello? 34 00:02:58,596 --> 00:03:00,665 Who... Who's this? 35 00:03:00,734 --> 00:03:02,423 Where's Gabriella? 36 00:03:02,527 --> 00:03:06,215 Tell her it's Mary Pearce and I've almost got the money. 37 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:07,527 When did you make your order? 38 00:03:07,596 --> 00:03:11,078 Because we're having a bit of a sausage crisis lately. 39 00:03:11,215 --> 00:03:12,181 Who are you? 40 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:13,250 Norman, her son. 41 00:03:13,389 --> 00:03:14,872 Normie? 42 00:03:14,941 --> 00:03:17,734 And you still live at home? 43 00:03:17,803 --> 00:03:18,630 Bloody hell. 44 00:03:34,044 --> 00:03:35,009 Just a minute! 45 00:03:35,077 --> 00:03:37,354 Oh, shit! 46 00:04:07,492 --> 00:04:08,837 Ohh! 47 00:04:08,906 --> 00:04:09,906 Prick. 48 00:04:10,009 --> 00:04:11,043 What'd you say? 49 00:04:11,181 --> 00:04:14,872 You're a Polish prick with a baby's dick. 50 00:04:15,009 --> 00:04:16,699 Right. 51 00:04:16,768 --> 00:04:18,837 Send my best to your mother, Rachel. 52 00:04:36,837 --> 00:04:39,008 Please, just fuck off! 53 00:05:16,492 --> 00:05:19,008 So it's an unpaid student film 54 00:05:19,077 --> 00:05:20,941 and you want me to get a tit out? 55 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:24,768 I'll think about it. 56 00:05:41,251 --> 00:05:43,354 Couldn't find a church? 57 00:05:43,423 --> 00:05:45,940 It's traditional to do the wake at home in Poland. 58 00:05:46,043 --> 00:05:48,354 Not that you'd know. 59 00:05:48,423 --> 00:05:50,630 And is it traditional to put the coffin by the meat freeze? 60 00:05:50,734 --> 00:05:52,285 Well, I couldn't get it up the stairs 61 00:05:52,389 --> 00:05:54,906 and I thought she'd stay fresher here. 62 00:05:56,974 --> 00:05:57,734 Who did her make-up? 63 00:05:57,872 --> 00:05:59,561 Liza Minnelli? 64 00:05:59,699 --> 00:06:00,872 Annabelle? 65 00:06:00,940 --> 00:06:01,768 Oh! 66 00:06:01,906 --> 00:06:03,077 Hello! 67 00:06:05,734 --> 00:06:06,630 You what? 68 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,077 Oh, she must have seen your advert. 69 00:06:08,147 --> 00:06:10,147 The stool softener. 70 00:06:11,492 --> 00:06:12,216 Oh yes. 71 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:13,940 Well, it pays the bills. 72 00:06:17,392 --> 00:06:19,220 She's wondering whether they made you take the pills, 73 00:06:19,289 --> 00:06:20,554 because you've lost a lot of weight. 74 00:06:20,592 --> 00:06:22,561 You used to be a bit bigger. 75 00:06:22,630 --> 00:06:24,974 - Really, really... - Yes, I get the picture. 76 00:06:25,078 --> 00:06:28,492 You big, big. 77 00:06:28,630 --> 00:06:30,113 Well I'm a vegan now, actually. 78 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:31,561 It's far more salubrious. 79 00:06:44,147 --> 00:06:45,458 Mum would have been so proud. 80 00:06:48,389 --> 00:06:49,871 She loved us both as if we were here own. 81 00:06:50,008 --> 00:06:51,216 What does that mean? 82 00:07:03,078 --> 00:07:04,078 Keep. Charity shop. 83 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:05,354 Discard. 84 00:07:08,974 --> 00:07:09,940 What are you doing? 85 00:07:10,078 --> 00:07:12,423 This... this was her favourite record. 86 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,044 Why is Mr Mateusz in here? 87 00:07:17,147 --> 00:07:18,665 Mr Mateusz is disgusting. 88 00:07:18,803 --> 00:07:19,803 Well what is it, a rat? 89 00:07:19,871 --> 00:07:23,596 He is a bear. 90 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:25,389 This has still got her hair on it. 91 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:30,078 Who are the Twits? 92 00:07:30,147 --> 00:07:32,078 They're our great-grandparents. 93 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:33,905 Bogumil and Bogumila. 94 00:07:33,974 --> 00:07:36,285 On their wedding day. 95 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:37,799 You know that Mum traced our family line 96 00:07:37,803 --> 00:07:40,596 all the way back to King Casimir the Great. 97 00:07:40,665 --> 00:07:42,113 Oh, great! 98 00:07:43,871 --> 00:07:45,730 It wouldn't kill you to take a bit more of an interest 99 00:07:45,768 --> 00:07:47,147 in where you come from. 100 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:49,320 Would I get to inherit the family business, then? 101 00:07:49,389 --> 00:07:50,630 You left to pursue your own career. 102 00:07:50,734 --> 00:07:52,044 No I ran away, actually. 103 00:07:52,182 --> 00:07:53,354 Mum drove you to the station. 104 00:07:53,492 --> 00:07:54,665 You were always the favourite. 105 00:07:54,734 --> 00:07:55,734 That's not fair. 106 00:07:57,492 --> 00:07:58,940 While I had to slum it in state? 107 00:07:59,044 --> 00:08:00,216 You were expelled from that school 108 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:02,389 for making a headmaster cry. 109 00:08:02,458 --> 00:08:03,423 My little angel Norman 110 00:08:03,561 --> 00:08:06,871 with his bright, blonde lesbian hair. 111 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:08,734 You were always going to get everything, weren't you? 112 00:08:08,802 --> 00:08:09,940 I stayed, Anna, 113 00:08:10,078 --> 00:08:12,320 because family means something to me. 114 00:08:12,423 --> 00:08:14,802 And why is it lesbian hair? 115 00:08:14,905 --> 00:08:16,561 Anna? 116 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:19,147 Anna? 117 00:08:19,285 --> 00:08:22,147 "She loved us as if we were her own." 118 00:08:24,251 --> 00:08:25,836 Because we weren't. 119 00:08:27,285 --> 00:08:29,044 This is our real mother. 120 00:08:29,113 --> 00:08:30,492 Mary Pearce. 121 00:08:41,905 --> 00:08:43,802 Is that? 122 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,458 Yup. 123 00:08:45,596 --> 00:08:46,734 Did you do this? 124 00:08:46,802 --> 00:08:47,734 Don't anger them. 125 00:08:47,802 --> 00:08:48,458 Anna. 126 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:50,836 I asked you a question, bitch. 127 00:08:53,836 --> 00:08:55,630 It's called acting, darling. 128 00:08:59,836 --> 00:09:02,665 I just knew I was adopted. 129 00:09:02,733 --> 00:09:05,320 So this Mary. 130 00:09:05,389 --> 00:09:07,285 She made a deal with Gabriella, did she? 131 00:09:07,389 --> 00:09:10,354 Something about money. 132 00:09:10,423 --> 00:09:12,733 Well, I'll look up flights, but you're paying. 133 00:09:12,871 --> 00:09:15,044 I couldn't even afford a proper funeral, Anna. 134 00:09:15,113 --> 00:09:17,078 Well you could. 135 00:09:17,216 --> 00:09:18,871 If you sold the butcher's. 136 00:09:18,941 --> 00:09:20,078 Norman. 137 00:09:20,216 --> 00:09:22,009 Mum put everything into this place, Anna. 138 00:09:22,147 --> 00:09:24,354 She's not our Mum! 139 00:09:24,423 --> 00:09:26,354 She's been lying to us. 140 00:09:26,492 --> 00:09:30,078 There's no Bogmila, no Bogmula, 141 00:09:30,182 --> 00:09:33,767 - no King Calamari. - It's Casimir. 142 00:09:33,871 --> 00:09:35,423 Norman, look. 143 00:09:37,113 --> 00:09:38,871 I am your older sister. 144 00:09:38,941 --> 00:09:40,078 By two and a half minutes. 145 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:42,044 Which makes you... 146 00:09:42,113 --> 00:09:43,906 The parasitic twin. 147 00:09:43,975 --> 00:09:44,733 Yes, I know. 148 00:09:44,802 --> 00:09:47,285 So I can be honest with you. 149 00:09:47,423 --> 00:09:52,113 And honestly, you are though mildly endearing 150 00:09:52,251 --> 00:09:54,767 a completely useless human being. 151 00:09:54,906 --> 00:09:56,354 You don't belong here. 152 00:09:56,492 --> 00:09:57,941 You're not a butcher. 153 00:09:58,009 --> 00:09:59,630 You can't butch. 154 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:00,802 You can't cook. 155 00:10:00,941 --> 00:10:02,975 You... you can't clean. 156 00:10:03,044 --> 00:10:08,216 But you're finally freeto find out who you really are. 157 00:10:08,354 --> 00:10:10,423 Now are you going to snub that opportunity 158 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,733 to spend the rest of your life rubbing chicken breasts 159 00:10:12,872 --> 00:10:13,906 together in Slough? 160 00:10:14,044 --> 00:10:15,872 Piss off back to Poland! 161 00:10:18,458 --> 00:10:21,630 What did Gabriella used to say when we used to go to church? 162 00:10:21,733 --> 00:10:23,802 Family goes... 163 00:10:23,906 --> 00:10:25,906 Razem. 164 00:10:26,044 --> 00:10:27,941 Together. 165 00:10:28,078 --> 00:10:30,733 So, you coming or not? 166 00:10:32,975 --> 00:10:34,906 Okay. 167 00:10:34,975 --> 00:10:36,423 You're paying. 168 00:10:36,561 --> 00:10:37,630 Razem. 169 00:10:51,147 --> 00:10:54,078 ♪ Standing on solid rock 170 00:10:54,182 --> 00:10:57,389 ♪ Standing on sacred ground 171 00:10:57,458 --> 00:11:00,872 ♪ Living o-on borrowed ti-i-i-ime ♪ 172 00:11:00,941 --> 00:11:05,251 ♪ And the winds of change are blowin' down the line ♪ 173 00:11:05,389 --> 00:11:07,733 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 174 00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:10,320 Anna. 175 00:11:10,323 --> 00:11:11,178 - Anna! - What? 176 00:11:11,247 --> 00:11:12,320 What? What is it now? 177 00:11:12,458 --> 00:11:13,941 This... this place, Two Heads Creek. 178 00:11:14,009 --> 00:11:15,629 - It's not on the map. - Map? 179 00:11:15,767 --> 00:11:17,113 You're not fucking Indiana Jones, Norman. 180 00:11:17,251 --> 00:11:19,354 Google it. 181 00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:21,389 Oh look, you've gone global. 182 00:11:21,527 --> 00:11:23,251 Oh, fuck off, Norman. 183 00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:31,906 Gidday, gidday. 184 00:11:34,423 --> 00:11:36,629 Previous criminal record? 185 00:11:36,768 --> 00:11:39,458 Why, is that a prerequisite for entry? 186 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:54,182 They help me sleep. 187 00:11:58,698 --> 00:11:59,698 That's antique. 188 00:11:59,837 --> 00:12:01,354 My mother's. 189 00:12:07,182 --> 00:12:08,906 And that is my mother. 190 00:12:09,044 --> 00:12:11,389 Mum, what are you doing here? 191 00:12:22,734 --> 00:12:24,354 Now I have no problem with the blades 192 00:12:24,423 --> 00:12:26,595 and the pingas, sir. 193 00:12:26,734 --> 00:12:28,560 But I'd like to draw your attention 194 00:12:28,698 --> 00:12:32,560 to the immigration card that you filled in upon arrival 195 00:12:32,698 --> 00:12:36,768 where it clearly states that foreign bodies, dead or alive 196 00:12:36,906 --> 00:12:38,423 carry the risk of contamination 197 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:44,285 to Australia's unique and individual eco-system. 198 00:12:44,354 --> 00:12:47,803 I've no choice but to issue you with a fine. 199 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:50,872 Final destination in Australia. 200 00:12:50,975 --> 00:12:52,423 Two Heads Creek. 201 00:12:55,113 --> 00:12:56,354 What did you say? 202 00:12:59,216 --> 00:13:00,734 Two Heads Creek. 203 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,803 You wanna go to Two Heads Creek? 204 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:06,903 Can I speak to your manager? 205 00:13:06,972 --> 00:13:07,837 I am my manager. 206 00:13:10,078 --> 00:13:11,354 - Anna just... - No, excuse me. 207 00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:13,458 So unless you want me to compose a negative tweet 208 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,320 about our experiences here today 209 00:13:16,423 --> 00:13:19,389 Clive, I suggest you let us through at once. 210 00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:26,803 Oh well in that case I'll get someone to show you 211 00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:28,906 to the bus stop. 212 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:29,803 What about the fine? 213 00:13:29,872 --> 00:13:31,182 Ah, it's fine. 214 00:13:31,251 --> 00:13:32,560 Fine, yeah. 215 00:13:34,527 --> 00:13:35,865 No, you just have a wonderful stay 216 00:13:35,934 --> 00:13:38,216 in Australia, Norman. 217 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:39,665 How did you know my name? 218 00:13:44,595 --> 00:13:45,803 See you round like a rissole. 219 00:14:00,216 --> 00:14:01,630 Two Heads Creek? 220 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,837 Gidday gidday! 221 00:14:04,906 --> 00:14:06,906 Well don't just stand there, climb on board. 222 00:14:07,009 --> 00:14:08,491 Everyone's welcome. 223 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,803 Apari, bags. 224 00:14:10,872 --> 00:14:13,078 You take bags. 225 00:14:13,182 --> 00:14:14,491 Okay? 226 00:14:14,595 --> 00:14:15,872 Thank you. 227 00:14:16,009 --> 00:14:17,354 - Norman? - Mmm? 228 00:14:17,422 --> 00:14:20,044 Why is everyone Chinese? 229 00:14:20,113 --> 00:14:21,768 You can't say that, Anna. 230 00:14:21,906 --> 00:14:23,837 What, Chinese? 231 00:14:23,975 --> 00:14:25,003 Oh, for goodness sake, Norman. 232 00:14:27,837 --> 00:14:29,526 I'm Vietnamese. 233 00:14:29,630 --> 00:14:30,526 What? 234 00:14:32,768 --> 00:14:35,491 I just sort of meant you know because... because... 235 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,182 Oh, shut up. 236 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:40,113 What a magical day. 237 00:14:40,216 --> 00:14:42,768 Ever since her discovery in 1770 238 00:14:42,906 --> 00:14:45,596 this prosperous country has been built on the hard work 239 00:14:45,734 --> 00:14:49,596 and dedication of immigrants just like yourselves. 240 00:14:49,665 --> 00:14:53,457 Without you, without us there would literally be 241 00:14:53,596 --> 00:14:57,596 nothing here of any value whatsoever at all. 242 00:14:57,665 --> 00:15:00,113 So on behalf of the state of Queensland 243 00:15:00,182 --> 00:15:01,526 the Commonwealth of Australia 244 00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:06,320 and His Majesty Prince George gidday. 245 00:15:06,457 --> 00:15:08,837 So now I'd like to invite you to sit back relax and enjoy 246 00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:12,699 the quick 10-hour journey to your final destination. 247 00:15:12,803 --> 00:15:14,596 Come on. 248 00:15:14,699 --> 00:15:18,491 I can't believe we're actually going to meet her. 249 00:15:18,561 --> 00:15:19,665 Wonder what she'll be like. 250 00:15:19,803 --> 00:15:21,113 Like... 251 00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:22,251 What does she do? 252 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,353 What does she eat? 253 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,596 What does she smell like? 254 00:15:26,665 --> 00:15:27,422 Norman! 255 00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:28,803 I've had a very stressful flight, 256 00:15:28,941 --> 00:15:30,285 I haven't slept for two days 257 00:15:30,353 --> 00:15:31,975 it's so hot I think my boobs are melting. 258 00:15:32,044 --> 00:15:34,803 But is it too much to ask for a bit of peace and quiet? 259 00:15:34,872 --> 00:15:39,147 ♪ When you move in right up close to me ♪ 260 00:15:42,561 --> 00:15:46,872 ♪ That's when I get the shakes all over me ♪ 261 00:15:52,078 --> 00:15:55,216 ♪ Quivers down my back bone 262 00:15:55,285 --> 00:15:58,561 ♪ I've got the shakes down the kneebone ♪ 263 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,975 ♪ Shakin' all over 264 00:16:18,147 --> 00:16:19,147 The bus is on fire! 265 00:16:19,251 --> 00:16:20,353 The bus in on fire! 266 00:16:20,422 --> 00:16:22,457 You're all gonna die! 267 00:16:23,319 --> 00:16:24,285 Well done, everyone. 268 00:16:24,422 --> 00:16:26,596 That was a drill and you all did very well. 269 00:16:26,665 --> 00:16:29,251 Well, this is as far as the bus goes. 270 00:16:31,803 --> 00:16:32,941 That's it. 271 00:16:33,009 --> 00:16:35,284 Gather 'round. 272 00:16:35,353 --> 00:16:36,768 Is that everyone? 273 00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,803 Do try to avoid the koalas. 274 00:16:40,872 --> 00:16:44,147 If they urinate on you, you will contract chlamydia. 275 00:16:44,216 --> 00:16:47,319 It's like this town is stuck in the '70s. 276 00:16:47,388 --> 00:16:49,182 Yeah, I'd say it's more '60s. 277 00:16:49,319 --> 00:16:51,388 Let's just agree that it's shit. 278 00:16:51,527 --> 00:16:53,353 Built originally as a pig farm 279 00:16:53,422 --> 00:16:55,872 Two Heads has since become one of the most innovative 280 00:16:55,941 --> 00:16:58,941 and culturally rich towns in the southern hemisphere. 281 00:16:59,044 --> 00:17:00,388 With the support from the 282 00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:03,596 Worldwide Australian National Citizenship Authority Scheme 283 00:17:03,665 --> 00:17:05,596 we have proudly been initiating newcomers 284 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:09,113 into the country for over 20 years. 285 00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:11,596 So it's like a town for immigrants. 286 00:17:11,665 --> 00:17:12,388 Oh, heaven. 287 00:17:17,596 --> 00:17:19,458 Here we have the village hall. 288 00:17:21,906 --> 00:17:26,596 Our world-famous stationery shop inspired by JA Burchill. 289 00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:28,284 He invented the notepad. 290 00:17:30,803 --> 00:17:32,388 Our local second-hand store. 291 00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:33,761 Two Heads is known as one of the first 292 00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:36,768 carbon neutral towns on the planet. 293 00:17:36,906 --> 00:17:38,941 Pearce. 294 00:17:39,009 --> 00:17:40,906 Yeah. 295 00:17:40,975 --> 00:17:42,458 Our very own footy field. 296 00:17:42,527 --> 00:17:44,147 Australian Rules, of course. 297 00:17:46,215 --> 00:17:47,561 The butcher's. 298 00:17:47,665 --> 00:17:50,009 And if you'll head this way, you'll see our world-famous 299 00:17:50,147 --> 00:17:51,906 Villagers Arms Hotel 300 00:17:52,009 --> 00:17:55,215 the beating heart of our community. 301 00:17:55,353 --> 00:17:56,665 She owns the butcher's, too. 302 00:17:56,803 --> 00:17:58,147 She owns everything. 303 00:17:58,215 --> 00:18:00,906 Maybe that's where she met Gabriella. 304 00:18:01,044 --> 00:18:02,044 Where are you going? 305 00:18:02,113 --> 00:18:03,768 She lives at number 66. 306 00:18:03,906 --> 00:18:06,009 Anna, we can't just deviate from the tour. 307 00:18:06,078 --> 00:18:07,250 Anna! 308 00:18:09,561 --> 00:18:10,423 Oh, fine. 309 00:18:10,492 --> 00:18:11,941 Don't worry about the bags. 310 00:18:12,078 --> 00:18:13,561 I'll get the bags. 311 00:18:41,975 --> 00:18:43,319 Looks like she's out. 312 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,458 No. 313 00:18:44,596 --> 00:18:45,630 Really? 314 00:18:50,975 --> 00:18:51,941 Anna. 315 00:18:53,872 --> 00:18:54,803 Anna, that's breaking in. 316 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,423 I'm not breaking in. 317 00:18:58,078 --> 00:18:59,284 Anna. 318 00:19:07,044 --> 00:19:08,596 Okay, I'm breaking in. 319 00:19:09,768 --> 00:19:11,699 Anna! 320 00:19:12,768 --> 00:19:13,734 Anna? 321 00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:20,320 Anna? 322 00:19:21,423 --> 00:19:23,630 Anna, where are you? 323 00:19:24,734 --> 00:19:26,492 Anna, this is not funny. 324 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:17,112 Jesus Christ! 325 00:20:29,423 --> 00:20:30,768 Anna. 326 00:20:30,906 --> 00:20:32,906 Where are you? 327 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,146 That's not a knife! 328 00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:46,872 Do not sneak up on me like that, Anna. 329 00:20:47,009 --> 00:20:49,492 She's got loads of 'em. 330 00:20:49,561 --> 00:20:51,181 Look. 331 00:21:07,630 --> 00:21:09,377 There's something not quite right about this place. 332 00:21:09,416 --> 00:21:10,251 Anna. 333 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,554 I know it's a little bit dilapidated, 334 00:21:11,558 --> 00:21:13,285 but I think with a lick of paint, 335 00:21:13,423 --> 00:21:15,768 it could be alright. 336 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:48,285 Now this is a knife. 337 00:21:50,734 --> 00:21:52,354 Oh come on, Norman, where are your balls? 338 00:21:52,492 --> 00:21:53,906 Will you stop being sexist? 339 00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:55,082 How am I being sexist? 340 00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:56,592 My desire not to be killed has nothing to do 341 00:21:56,661 --> 00:21:58,941 with having or not having testicles. 342 00:21:59,043 --> 00:22:01,423 Well there's no need to be a whining pussy about it. 343 00:22:17,734 --> 00:22:18,803 Hi. 344 00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:27,561 Maybe if you just hit it harder. 345 00:22:30,561 --> 00:22:31,251 Hey. 346 00:22:31,389 --> 00:22:34,940 Ah, is this the reception? 347 00:22:35,043 --> 00:22:36,940 No. 348 00:22:37,077 --> 00:22:39,182 Reception's over there. 349 00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:44,008 Okay. 350 00:22:56,389 --> 00:22:58,803 You're the talk of the town. 351 00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:02,008 We don't get many Europeans. 352 00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:04,320 Do you know Prince George? 353 00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:06,216 No. 354 00:23:06,354 --> 00:23:09,527 Oh, I was only joking. 355 00:23:10,434 --> 00:23:12,071 We're looking for our mother, actually. 356 00:23:12,108 --> 00:23:13,596 She lives on this road. 357 00:23:13,699 --> 00:23:16,008 Number 66. 358 00:23:16,078 --> 00:23:17,630 That's old Mary Pearce's place. 359 00:23:17,734 --> 00:23:19,699 Mary Pearce, yes. 360 00:23:19,768 --> 00:23:21,492 Yeah, but Mary Pearce is... 361 00:23:21,630 --> 00:23:23,354 Dead. 362 00:23:31,008 --> 00:23:34,354 Mary Pearce is dead. 363 00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:43,630 Mary was a wonderful woman. 364 00:23:43,768 --> 00:23:46,147 I used to love to watch her dance, you know? 365 00:23:46,251 --> 00:23:51,182 Sometimes it looked like she'd short-circuited. 366 00:23:51,285 --> 00:23:53,940 She was so full of life. 367 00:23:54,078 --> 00:23:57,147 Until she was dead. 368 00:23:57,285 --> 00:24:02,492 But yet, there were moments of stillness and... 369 00:24:02,561 --> 00:24:08,008 no talking when she was asleep. 370 00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:10,596 Mostly. 371 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:15,871 And in the end she lost her head. 372 00:24:16,009 --> 00:24:19,734 Dementia. 373 00:24:19,871 --> 00:24:21,768 She left us years ago. 374 00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:25,285 I'm just so sad that I never got to meet her. 375 00:24:25,354 --> 00:24:26,285 No, I'm vegan. 376 00:24:26,354 --> 00:24:28,940 So to whom did the house belong? 377 00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:30,147 - The house? - It's number 66. 378 00:24:30,285 --> 00:24:31,147 We went there before. 379 00:24:31,185 --> 00:24:32,554 I know it's a little bit Myra Hindley... 380 00:24:32,623 --> 00:24:35,354 You have no business there. 381 00:24:35,492 --> 00:24:38,596 The house belongs to the village now. 382 00:24:38,699 --> 00:24:41,389 I'm sorry you've come all this way for nothing 383 00:24:41,527 --> 00:24:45,871 but really it's time for you to be leaving now. 384 00:24:46,009 --> 00:24:47,699 I spoke to her. 385 00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:51,113 Daisy. 386 00:24:51,251 --> 00:24:55,389 Go and help your uncle with the sheets. 387 00:24:57,182 --> 00:25:00,285 When did you speak with her? 388 00:25:00,354 --> 00:25:02,320 On the phone, just before we left. 389 00:25:02,458 --> 00:25:05,492 You said she died years ago. 390 00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:07,767 Emotionally. 391 00:25:07,836 --> 00:25:09,285 Her brain. 392 00:25:09,354 --> 00:25:12,389 Her body gave way yesterday. 393 00:25:12,492 --> 00:25:15,734 Well, I'd like to see her. 394 00:25:15,836 --> 00:25:16,836 To pay our respects. 395 00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:18,216 She's dead, mate. 396 00:25:18,354 --> 00:25:20,182 Then when's the funeral? 397 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:24,802 The funeral is tomorrow. 398 00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:27,665 You must come, of course. 399 00:25:27,767 --> 00:25:30,423 Will you excuse me now. 400 00:25:38,182 --> 00:25:40,009 You're lucky we had space. 401 00:25:40,078 --> 00:25:41,009 Gets very busy, 402 00:25:41,147 --> 00:25:42,492 what with the Australia Day ceremony. 403 00:25:42,630 --> 00:25:44,871 Oh, what's that? 404 00:25:45,009 --> 00:25:47,009 Only the most important, incredible and exciting day 405 00:25:47,078 --> 00:25:49,182 of the year. 406 00:25:49,251 --> 00:25:53,009 And there's karaoke. 407 00:25:53,078 --> 00:25:56,802 We're doing the funeral, and that's final! 408 00:26:00,216 --> 00:26:01,113 Gidday. 409 00:26:01,251 --> 00:26:03,078 Gidday! 410 00:26:09,251 --> 00:26:11,596 Shall I get them some Meaty-Mite? 411 00:26:11,698 --> 00:26:14,113 Is that like Marmite? 412 00:26:14,182 --> 00:26:15,492 No. 413 00:26:15,630 --> 00:26:18,458 I don't consume meat products. 414 00:26:18,527 --> 00:26:19,975 What do you want, then? 415 00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:20,975 An onion? 416 00:26:22,147 --> 00:26:23,906 Well maybe in a salad. 417 00:26:23,975 --> 00:26:25,906 We don't do salad. 418 00:26:28,216 --> 00:26:30,251 Give them the stew. 419 00:26:33,078 --> 00:26:33,836 Norman. 420 00:26:33,941 --> 00:26:35,078 Annabelle. 421 00:26:35,147 --> 00:26:36,941 Welcome home. 422 00:26:37,009 --> 00:26:39,147 We are so sorry for your loss. 423 00:26:39,285 --> 00:26:40,665 Mary was like family. 424 00:26:40,802 --> 00:26:43,354 She gave everything to the community. 425 00:26:43,458 --> 00:26:44,630 Noah! 426 00:26:44,767 --> 00:26:46,733 Do not mansplain over me. 427 00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:49,975 It is my right as a woman not be interrupted! 428 00:26:50,044 --> 00:26:51,216 We thought you were dead! 429 00:26:51,354 --> 00:26:53,733 But we are thrilled that that is not the case. 430 00:26:53,872 --> 00:26:55,044 Eric. 431 00:26:55,182 --> 00:26:56,389 My first born. 432 00:26:56,458 --> 00:26:57,941 Uncle Morris, my father. 433 00:26:58,044 --> 00:26:59,872 Fuck off, ya pommy bastards! 434 00:27:00,872 --> 00:27:02,492 He likes you. 435 00:27:02,596 --> 00:27:05,872 And this is Jayne, our pride and joy. 436 00:27:07,975 --> 00:27:10,423 And your biggest fan. 437 00:27:10,527 --> 00:27:13,320 We use your stuff every day. 438 00:27:13,458 --> 00:27:15,941 Well don't you have lovely hair. 439 00:27:24,872 --> 00:27:25,837 Jayne. 440 00:27:25,906 --> 00:27:26,767 With a Y. 441 00:27:40,182 --> 00:27:42,113 You two need a drink. 442 00:27:42,251 --> 00:27:45,147 We've got, ah, Beaujolais, Shiraz and Chianti. 443 00:27:45,216 --> 00:27:46,803 But that'll cost you extra. 444 00:27:46,872 --> 00:27:47,975 What, before dinner? 445 00:27:48,044 --> 00:27:49,629 If he's a man, he'll have a XXXX. 446 00:27:49,698 --> 00:27:50,872 What's a XXXX? 447 00:27:50,975 --> 00:27:51,906 It's a man's drink. 448 00:28:05,285 --> 00:28:08,389 Oh, goes down like a fat kid on a see-saw. 449 00:28:08,492 --> 00:28:11,561 Well, I'll have one of those. 450 00:28:34,389 --> 00:28:37,078 Looks like Mary's prodigy's got a vagina. 451 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:38,975 No, he doesn't. 452 00:28:39,078 --> 00:28:41,216 But I do. 453 00:28:41,285 --> 00:28:43,078 Pass me one of those. 454 00:28:56,216 --> 00:28:58,492 That's how it's done, boys. 455 00:28:58,629 --> 00:28:59,389 Impressive. 456 00:28:59,527 --> 00:29:01,837 I like to have a drink with Anna 457 00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:04,182 'Cause Anna's me mate! 458 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,872 She drinks it down in eight, seven, six, five, 459 00:29:10,009 --> 00:29:12,216 four, three, two, one! 460 00:29:20,251 --> 00:29:22,526 Grub's up. 461 00:29:29,147 --> 00:29:30,664 Um. 462 00:29:32,078 --> 00:29:33,560 Hmm. 463 00:29:34,906 --> 00:29:37,354 That's really good. 464 00:29:37,423 --> 00:29:40,458 It's sort of smoking. 465 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:41,906 You sure you don't want any of this? 466 00:29:42,044 --> 00:29:44,147 Fuck it, give me the stew. 467 00:29:44,251 --> 00:29:45,526 Give me the stew... 468 00:29:54,285 --> 00:29:56,147 - Oh, it's sublime. - Isn't it? 469 00:29:59,182 --> 00:30:00,182 What is it? It's so sweet. 470 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,044 It's so tender. 471 00:30:01,147 --> 00:30:02,113 I think it's... 472 00:30:02,182 --> 00:30:04,595 Well I think it's veal. 473 00:30:04,665 --> 00:30:06,009 It's baby cow? 474 00:30:06,078 --> 00:30:08,147 Oh, that's really bad, isn't it? 475 00:30:11,078 --> 00:30:12,526 What? 476 00:30:12,665 --> 00:30:15,044 Remember that weekend that Mum took us to that place, 477 00:30:15,182 --> 00:30:16,285 was it in Bournemouth? 478 00:30:16,289 --> 00:30:17,865 Oh yes, our first and final holiday. 479 00:30:17,934 --> 00:30:18,691 And I dared you to... 480 00:30:20,354 --> 00:30:23,320 Yes, I do remember, thank you. 481 00:30:23,423 --> 00:30:25,078 You lost five pounds that day. 482 00:30:25,147 --> 00:30:27,595 You gained 10. 483 00:30:27,734 --> 00:30:29,906 Do you know I got the worst food poisoning ever that day. 484 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,803 Ooh. 485 00:30:47,182 --> 00:30:48,178 Don't forget to flush! 486 00:30:48,182 --> 00:30:49,665 Oh, you're not funny! 487 00:31:08,941 --> 00:31:12,251 They could put the whole operation in danger. 488 00:31:12,354 --> 00:31:14,526 Everything we've worked for. 489 00:31:14,630 --> 00:31:17,285 I will take care of it. 490 00:31:17,354 --> 00:31:21,251 They will leave after the funeral. 491 00:31:21,388 --> 00:31:24,216 But we've never done a funeral. 492 00:31:24,285 --> 00:31:25,734 You'll be fine. 493 00:31:41,837 --> 00:31:44,147 Daisy? 494 00:31:44,285 --> 00:31:46,803 Do you want me to wash your wombat? 495 00:31:46,872 --> 00:31:48,285 Beg your pardon? 496 00:31:48,354 --> 00:31:51,147 Your toy wombat. 497 00:31:51,285 --> 00:31:53,734 This is... 498 00:31:53,837 --> 00:31:54,837 a wombat. 499 00:31:54,906 --> 00:31:56,837 Right. 500 00:31:56,906 --> 00:31:59,872 I mean, it's not mine. 501 00:32:00,009 --> 00:32:00,975 It's my sister's. 502 00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:03,009 She's really immature, so... 503 00:32:03,078 --> 00:32:04,388 Mary. 504 00:32:04,457 --> 00:32:07,561 The day she arrived in Australia. 505 00:32:07,630 --> 00:32:09,353 She looks so happy. 506 00:32:09,422 --> 00:32:13,251 Oh, that was before the family took back control of the farm. 507 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,044 She owned a farm? 508 00:32:15,113 --> 00:32:17,596 She was a very hard worker. 509 00:32:17,665 --> 00:32:21,182 Wish I'd got the chance to meet her. 510 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,491 Thank you, for this. 511 00:32:26,182 --> 00:32:27,734 I like your haircut. 512 00:32:45,044 --> 00:32:47,137 So Anna, it turns out Mary came here as an immigrant. 513 00:32:47,175 --> 00:32:49,941 She owned this farm, and Mr Mateusz is a wombat... 514 00:33:49,388 --> 00:33:52,596 Pommy bastard snag killer! 515 00:34:00,044 --> 00:34:04,458 Soft, gentle music helps you calm your mind. 516 00:34:07,182 --> 00:34:09,319 - Who's this? - That's enough, Morris. 517 00:34:09,388 --> 00:34:11,009 He'll bring the curse! 518 00:34:12,353 --> 00:34:14,353 This used to be his room. 519 00:34:14,492 --> 00:34:15,734 What, so he stuck a fork in me? 520 00:34:15,837 --> 00:34:16,734 A fork! 521 00:34:16,872 --> 00:34:18,215 Oh, calm down. 522 00:34:18,353 --> 00:34:19,872 It's only a flesh wound. 523 00:34:26,630 --> 00:34:29,284 You've got your mother's legs. 524 00:34:31,975 --> 00:34:33,389 That's quite a big needle. 525 00:34:43,906 --> 00:34:45,009 - Doesn't hurt, does it? - No. 526 00:34:45,078 --> 00:34:46,699 Oh, no no. 527 00:34:51,078 --> 00:34:53,147 You should stay away from Morris. 528 00:34:53,250 --> 00:34:56,250 He called me a snag killer. 529 00:34:56,319 --> 00:34:57,078 What does that mean? 530 00:34:57,147 --> 00:35:00,147 A snag means sausage. 531 00:35:00,284 --> 00:35:02,147 He just blames you for the plague. 532 00:35:02,284 --> 00:35:03,319 What plague? 533 00:35:05,147 --> 00:35:13,139 Apparently when you were born all the pigs just sort of died. 534 00:35:15,044 --> 00:35:17,215 Morris said you cursed the village. 535 00:35:17,354 --> 00:35:20,215 But everyone knew the real reason. 536 00:35:37,941 --> 00:35:40,527 It was safer to send you away. 537 00:35:40,596 --> 00:35:41,803 And tell everyone we were dead. 538 00:35:41,872 --> 00:35:43,458 Why wouldn't she go with us? 539 00:35:46,389 --> 00:35:49,284 You ask too many questions, Norman. 540 00:35:49,389 --> 00:35:51,354 Wait there, I'll fetch the scissors. 541 00:35:51,492 --> 00:35:53,146 No need. 542 00:35:58,492 --> 00:36:00,941 It's lucky he missed my femoral artery. 543 00:36:01,078 --> 00:36:01,941 Well, where's that? 544 00:36:02,078 --> 00:36:05,423 Oh, it's just there. 545 00:36:05,492 --> 00:36:07,941 If he'd cut it, I'd be dead in about five minutes. 546 00:36:08,009 --> 00:36:10,181 Five minutes? 547 00:36:10,284 --> 00:36:11,458 Well that's not long. 548 00:36:11,527 --> 00:36:15,699 But the one to really get is the subclavian artery. 549 00:36:15,837 --> 00:36:19,803 One jab there, I'd bleed out in about five seconds. 550 00:36:19,941 --> 00:36:21,423 I did it to a pig once. 551 00:36:21,492 --> 00:36:22,906 Well, I didn't, my Mum did. 552 00:36:23,044 --> 00:36:24,250 Other Mum. 553 00:36:24,389 --> 00:36:25,941 I just watched. 554 00:36:26,078 --> 00:36:27,044 I like... 555 00:36:27,112 --> 00:36:29,423 I like pigs. 556 00:36:29,561 --> 00:36:30,596 I should go. 557 00:36:30,734 --> 00:36:32,423 Yup. 558 00:37:06,837 --> 00:37:10,561 Oh gosh, it feels like my brain's eating my skull. 559 00:37:10,665 --> 00:37:12,423 How did you sleep? 560 00:37:37,734 --> 00:37:39,492 - Morris. - Yeah. 561 00:37:39,596 --> 00:37:41,112 Yeah. 562 00:38:00,008 --> 00:38:00,872 Ladies and... 563 00:38:06,077 --> 00:38:07,734 Thanks, Morris. 564 00:38:07,872 --> 00:38:11,941 Ladies and gentlemen today is Australia Day. 565 00:38:12,077 --> 00:38:14,077 - Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! - Oi oi oi! 566 00:38:14,216 --> 00:38:17,906 - Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! - Oi oi oi! 567 00:38:17,974 --> 00:38:20,803 But it's a funeral, so sad, also. 568 00:38:20,872 --> 00:38:25,146 Mary was a woman. 569 00:38:28,872 --> 00:38:31,043 And she was old. 570 00:38:31,112 --> 00:38:33,389 And she's dead. 571 00:38:37,251 --> 00:38:38,906 Why don't we look at some pictures of Mary 572 00:38:39,043 --> 00:38:39,906 when she was alive? 573 00:38:39,974 --> 00:38:41,354 Thank you, Eric. 574 00:38:45,112 --> 00:38:46,320 No. 575 00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:47,734 No, that's the wrong picture. 576 00:38:51,527 --> 00:38:52,768 Shit. 577 00:38:59,837 --> 00:39:00,906 Oh no. 578 00:39:03,492 --> 00:39:05,389 No, let's pull the pin on the pictures, thanks Eric. 579 00:39:05,527 --> 00:39:09,043 Would anyone like to say some words about Mary? 580 00:39:09,182 --> 00:39:11,527 Anyone at all? 581 00:39:11,596 --> 00:39:14,043 Morris, you took over her farm. 582 00:39:14,113 --> 00:39:15,008 You got to know her. 583 00:39:15,077 --> 00:39:16,147 What would you say about her? 584 00:39:16,251 --> 00:39:17,699 Fuckin' bitch. 585 00:39:17,768 --> 00:39:19,216 And may she rest in peace. 586 00:39:21,216 --> 00:39:23,147 That concludes the service. 587 00:39:23,216 --> 00:39:25,320 Sandwiches under the tarp. 588 00:39:35,561 --> 00:39:38,837 Are you gonna say something to put her body to rest? 589 00:39:40,561 --> 00:39:42,561 Ja, of course. 590 00:39:44,630 --> 00:39:46,596 Apple! 591 00:39:46,734 --> 00:39:48,216 Me? 592 00:39:55,320 --> 00:40:00,216 ♪ Australians all let us rejoice ♪ 593 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:05,492 ♪ For we are young and free 594 00:40:05,561 --> 00:40:11,251 ♪ With golden soil and wealth for toil ♪ 595 00:40:11,354 --> 00:40:13,974 Do you not see anything wrong with these people? 596 00:40:14,043 --> 00:40:15,423 No, I just think they're Australian. 597 00:40:15,561 --> 00:40:19,940 ♪ Our land abounds in nature's gifts ♪ 598 00:40:20,044 --> 00:40:24,492 ♪ Of beauty rich and rare 599 00:40:24,596 --> 00:40:29,251 ♪ In history's page let every stage ♪ 600 00:40:29,389 --> 00:40:33,458 ♪ Advance Australia fair 601 00:40:47,147 --> 00:40:50,630 She owned everything. 602 00:40:50,699 --> 00:40:53,905 And left us nothing. 603 00:40:54,009 --> 00:40:56,665 I think she was under threat. 604 00:40:56,734 --> 00:40:58,458 From who? 605 00:40:58,561 --> 00:41:02,216 The bus leaves in 15 minutes. 606 00:41:02,354 --> 00:41:05,871 I'm sure Mary is proud of you wherever she is. 607 00:41:29,078 --> 00:41:32,044 Say bye bye, pommies! 608 00:41:32,113 --> 00:41:33,389 Jumping! 609 00:41:39,251 --> 00:41:41,285 - Would you just get off me! - Shh! Shh! 610 00:41:41,354 --> 00:41:43,251 Be quiet! Be quiet, be quiet, be quiet. 611 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,320 That's the man from immigration. 612 00:42:00,009 --> 00:42:01,975 - He's in on it. - In on what? 613 00:42:02,044 --> 00:42:03,734 I don't know, but I'm gonna find out. 614 00:42:07,905 --> 00:42:09,661 What, are you going to leave your teddy bear behind, 615 00:42:09,699 --> 00:42:11,285 are you Normie? 616 00:42:11,423 --> 00:42:14,871 His name is Mr Mateusz and he's a wombat. 617 00:42:19,767 --> 00:42:22,320 Bastard went off like a frog in a sock 618 00:42:22,389 --> 00:42:25,044 and then was off like a bride's nightie. 619 00:42:25,182 --> 00:42:26,423 Kong Dang? 620 00:42:26,527 --> 00:42:30,389 My friend became angry and then made a swift exit. 621 00:42:30,458 --> 00:42:32,044 Bonza. Good boy, good boy. 622 00:42:32,113 --> 00:42:33,596 Oi, Morris. 623 00:42:36,044 --> 00:42:37,147 Pommies. 624 00:42:37,251 --> 00:42:38,647 Why don't you tell me what really happened 625 00:42:38,651 --> 00:42:40,596 - to my mother? - She's cactus. 626 00:42:40,733 --> 00:42:41,630 What? 627 00:42:41,733 --> 00:42:43,733 She's no longer alive. 628 00:42:43,871 --> 00:42:45,320 Okay. 629 00:42:45,458 --> 00:42:46,320 And how did she die? 630 00:42:46,458 --> 00:42:48,596 - Lost her noggin. - Head. 631 00:42:48,665 --> 00:42:50,078 Now fuck off. 632 00:42:50,147 --> 00:42:51,113 Please leave. 633 00:42:51,251 --> 00:42:53,458 - Come on, Norman, this is clearly point... - Wait, hang on. 634 00:42:53,596 --> 00:42:55,802 Answer me this and I'll go. 635 00:42:55,941 --> 00:42:57,423 Mary had white hair, yes? 636 00:42:57,492 --> 00:42:58,767 Nah yeah. 637 00:42:58,836 --> 00:43:00,113 What? 638 00:43:00,182 --> 00:43:01,836 Nah yeah means yes. 639 00:43:01,906 --> 00:43:03,423 Right. 640 00:43:03,527 --> 00:43:06,527 But I saw that the body in the coffin had black hair. 641 00:43:06,665 --> 00:43:07,665 Yeah nah. 642 00:43:07,733 --> 00:43:09,075 So it couldn't have been the same person. 643 00:43:09,144 --> 00:43:11,354 Yeah nah! 644 00:43:11,423 --> 00:43:12,906 Yeah nah means no. 645 00:43:13,044 --> 00:43:14,527 Oh, my head hurts. 646 00:43:14,528 --> 00:43:16,244 Australian is a language incredibly rich 647 00:43:16,282 --> 00:43:18,216 in idiomatic expression. 648 00:43:18,285 --> 00:43:19,389 Was that her in the coffin? 649 00:43:19,458 --> 00:43:21,147 - Yeah nah or nah yeah? - Yeah nah. 650 00:43:21,216 --> 00:43:22,630 - Yeah nah? - Yeah nah. 651 00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:23,492 - Nah yeah? - Nah. 652 00:43:23,630 --> 00:43:24,802 Nah, nah yeah. 653 00:43:24,872 --> 00:43:25,698 Yeah nah? 654 00:43:25,802 --> 00:43:27,354 Nah. 655 00:43:27,492 --> 00:43:28,596 - I knew it. - You knew what? 656 00:43:28,698 --> 00:43:33,872 Pig murdering ankle-biting pommy bastard arsehole! 657 00:43:34,009 --> 00:43:38,423 That one is not listed. 658 00:43:38,561 --> 00:43:40,216 What the hell is going on? 659 00:43:40,354 --> 00:43:42,182 If we miss this bus... 660 00:43:42,251 --> 00:43:44,389 She had white hair and look. 661 00:43:44,527 --> 00:43:46,113 No tattoo on the wrist. 662 00:43:46,251 --> 00:43:47,698 That's her. 663 00:43:47,767 --> 00:43:48,975 Who gave you this? 664 00:43:49,078 --> 00:43:50,733 Nobody. 665 00:43:50,802 --> 00:43:51,664 Daisy. 666 00:43:55,147 --> 00:43:56,767 She looks about 10. 667 00:43:56,906 --> 00:43:58,941 I don't fancy anyone. 668 00:43:59,009 --> 00:43:59,867 You're like Rolf Harris. 669 00:43:59,872 --> 00:44:00,837 Have you no shame? 670 00:44:00,975 --> 00:44:02,664 Can we stay on topic, please? 671 00:44:02,802 --> 00:44:04,629 These people have done something to our mother. 672 00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:05,527 Oh, no they haven't. 673 00:44:07,492 --> 00:44:09,629 And how do you plan on doing that? 674 00:44:22,596 --> 00:44:24,767 It's the heat. 675 00:44:24,837 --> 00:44:26,872 The heat is driving you mad. 676 00:44:26,975 --> 00:44:27,941 Please stop. 677 00:44:28,009 --> 00:44:30,009 You're going to anger the locals. 678 00:44:30,147 --> 00:44:31,458 Then let's anger them. 679 00:44:51,633 --> 00:44:52,520 Hans must be hiding her. 680 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:53,595 We should check the pub. 681 00:44:53,733 --> 00:44:55,872 No amount of money is worth risking our lives for. 682 00:44:55,941 --> 00:44:57,423 What, is that why you came here? 683 00:44:57,561 --> 00:44:59,113 For money? 684 00:44:59,251 --> 00:45:00,595 Of course. 685 00:45:00,664 --> 00:45:02,768 What, do you think I care about some Australian crone 686 00:45:02,837 --> 00:45:05,492 who gave me up at birth and then pretended I was dead? 687 00:45:05,629 --> 00:45:07,664 Anna, I think she was doing it for us. 688 00:45:07,733 --> 00:45:10,320 I think she was doing it for herself. 689 00:45:10,389 --> 00:45:12,458 I'm just taking a leaf out of her book. 690 00:45:16,803 --> 00:45:18,147 You said family meant sticking together 691 00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:20,285 no matter what. 692 00:45:21,527 --> 00:45:23,492 Razem. 693 00:45:44,698 --> 00:45:46,629 Think you're gonna love Australia Day. 694 00:45:49,389 --> 00:45:51,595 We try to cater to everyone's tastes. 695 00:45:51,698 --> 00:45:54,906 It's very inclusive. 696 00:45:55,044 --> 00:45:56,216 So just through here. 697 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,734 Yep, mind your step. 698 00:46:21,251 --> 00:46:23,113 That's exactly what I said to her. 699 00:46:23,251 --> 00:46:25,044 No, I like him. 700 00:46:25,113 --> 00:46:27,629 Oh, stop it. You can be so judgemental! 701 00:46:27,768 --> 00:46:29,629 I'm not having this argument with you again. 702 00:46:29,768 --> 00:46:31,906 Just be quiet and eat your salad. 703 00:46:34,665 --> 00:46:35,768 Oh. 704 00:46:35,837 --> 00:46:36,595 Oh. 705 00:46:36,734 --> 00:46:37,354 Oh. 706 00:46:37,458 --> 00:46:39,458 It's not what it looks like. 707 00:46:39,526 --> 00:46:42,458 Did... did you do this to my mother? 708 00:46:42,595 --> 00:46:43,837 No! 709 00:46:43,975 --> 00:46:44,629 No. 710 00:46:44,699 --> 00:46:45,285 God, no. 711 00:46:47,526 --> 00:46:49,837 Please don't tell my Mum about this. 712 00:46:49,906 --> 00:46:51,354 Then tell me where Mary is. 713 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:56,216 My Mum says I can't. 714 00:46:56,285 --> 00:46:59,044 Don't you think I won't go straight to Apple 715 00:46:59,182 --> 00:47:01,216 and tell her... 716 00:47:01,354 --> 00:47:03,734 Not entirely sure what this is, but I will tell her. 717 00:47:07,423 --> 00:47:09,216 She was found trying to leave the village 718 00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:10,872 and Hans wasn't happy. 719 00:47:10,941 --> 00:47:12,078 Why? 720 00:47:12,147 --> 00:47:14,113 Because... 721 00:47:14,251 --> 00:47:16,251 Because nobody leaves the village. 722 00:47:18,251 --> 00:47:20,699 Son! 723 00:47:20,837 --> 00:47:23,078 Quickly, in here. 724 00:47:23,216 --> 00:47:25,354 Come on. 725 00:47:25,491 --> 00:47:26,906 Come on. 726 00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:31,906 Sorry, darling. 727 00:47:36,113 --> 00:47:38,113 Why are you starkers? 728 00:47:38,182 --> 00:47:40,147 I was doing Pilates. 729 00:47:40,285 --> 00:47:42,389 For my circulation. 730 00:47:44,457 --> 00:47:46,182 Mum said tonight. 731 00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:48,009 We do it tonight. 732 00:47:48,147 --> 00:47:49,837 Do what? 733 00:47:49,975 --> 00:47:51,665 The thing. 734 00:47:51,803 --> 00:47:52,803 What's the thing? 735 00:47:52,872 --> 00:47:55,251 Take control. 736 00:47:55,354 --> 00:47:57,526 Just cover up your donger. 737 00:47:57,665 --> 00:47:59,044 Love you! 738 00:48:38,906 --> 00:48:41,078 No smoking inside. 739 00:48:41,216 --> 00:48:42,734 Well open a window, then. 740 00:48:47,526 --> 00:48:48,941 Emergency services. 741 00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:50,147 Police. 742 00:48:50,285 --> 00:48:51,941 Yeah, what's your location? 743 00:48:52,009 --> 00:48:53,457 Two Heads Creek. 744 00:49:08,872 --> 00:49:09,906 Mary? 745 00:49:35,596 --> 00:49:37,044 It's no use, sister girl. 746 00:49:37,182 --> 00:49:39,216 It's a government operation. 747 00:49:39,353 --> 00:49:41,561 Lots of money involved. 748 00:49:41,630 --> 00:49:44,803 They pay the town to make the immigrant problem disappear. 749 00:49:44,906 --> 00:49:47,596 Nobody hears the screams. 750 00:49:47,665 --> 00:49:50,768 You're the first one I've ever seen come back. 751 00:50:02,975 --> 00:50:05,458 Look, we're doing the Australia Day celebration. 752 00:50:05,527 --> 00:50:07,527 If he doesn't like it, we'll get rid of him. 753 00:51:17,147 --> 00:51:19,803 I can't believe it's finally here! 754 00:51:19,941 --> 00:51:21,389 Will she be ready for the feast? 755 00:51:21,527 --> 00:51:23,389 Ah yeah, yeah of course. 756 00:51:25,561 --> 00:51:26,665 Wow. 757 00:51:26,734 --> 00:51:28,699 The BigBoy 3000. 758 00:51:28,837 --> 00:51:29,734 Secondhand. 759 00:51:29,872 --> 00:51:31,458 Oh, made in China, 760 00:51:31,596 --> 00:51:32,796 but we won't hold that against her. 761 00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:35,078 Beaut. 762 00:51:35,215 --> 00:51:36,734 Does she turn on? 763 00:51:36,803 --> 00:51:38,492 Yeah. 764 00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:40,113 Why don't you give her a go, son? 765 00:51:40,181 --> 00:51:42,768 Oh, can I? 766 00:51:42,906 --> 00:51:43,768 Yeah, go for your life. 767 00:51:43,906 --> 00:51:45,113 Oh really? 768 00:51:45,250 --> 00:51:46,699 Thanks. 769 00:51:52,009 --> 00:51:54,596 Oh, this is great! 770 00:52:06,044 --> 00:52:07,181 Shit. 771 00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:08,527 I need to... 772 00:52:11,044 --> 00:52:13,803 You need to plug it in first. 773 00:52:13,906 --> 00:52:16,458 Aye, that'd be the reason. 774 00:52:18,423 --> 00:52:21,906 Oh, why did you put the BigBoy so far from the plug? 775 00:52:22,009 --> 00:52:24,354 It's called Feng Shui, Eric. 776 00:52:24,492 --> 00:52:27,561 Look, the grinder's here so we're doing the feast, right? 777 00:52:27,665 --> 00:52:30,044 Well, Hans? 778 00:52:30,113 --> 00:52:31,941 - We postpone. - Oh. 779 00:52:32,044 --> 00:52:33,596 On Australia Day? 780 00:52:33,734 --> 00:52:35,389 We haven't cancelled an Australia Day celebration 781 00:52:35,458 --> 00:52:37,078 since the Great Famine. 782 00:52:37,215 --> 00:52:39,078 Yeah, and what about the karaoke? 783 00:52:39,146 --> 00:52:40,906 I am the Chair. 784 00:52:41,044 --> 00:52:42,596 The Chair has spoken. 785 00:52:42,734 --> 00:52:45,146 Yeah, but I've spent weeks on the colour scheme. 786 00:52:45,250 --> 00:52:47,941 It will still go ahead, fear not. 787 00:52:48,009 --> 00:52:50,320 I'll get rid of Norman myself. 788 00:52:50,458 --> 00:52:52,181 That's what you said when the pigs all died. 789 00:52:52,284 --> 00:52:53,630 You lied to us then. 790 00:52:53,734 --> 00:52:56,146 What's to say you're telling the truth now? 791 00:52:56,215 --> 00:53:00,044 Need I remind you, little brother 792 00:53:00,146 --> 00:53:02,354 that father chose me. 793 00:53:02,423 --> 00:53:04,561 Yeah, and you chose democracy. 794 00:53:04,699 --> 00:53:06,527 That accent's not the only thing you brought back 795 00:53:06,596 --> 00:53:08,699 from your one summer in Dusseldorf. 796 00:53:08,837 --> 00:53:10,561 The curse remains. 797 00:53:10,630 --> 00:53:14,285 Our community is under threat from outsiders. 798 00:53:14,389 --> 00:53:17,768 We need strong and decisive leadership. 799 00:53:17,872 --> 00:53:19,112 What was that? 800 00:53:26,181 --> 00:53:28,077 The spring roll's gone walkabout. 801 00:53:36,699 --> 00:53:38,146 Oh-hoo! 802 00:53:41,215 --> 00:53:42,354 Come on! 803 00:53:42,423 --> 00:53:43,975 Border control, bitch! 804 00:53:51,734 --> 00:53:54,112 Fuck yeah! 805 00:53:54,181 --> 00:53:55,734 Hope you've had your Weet-Bix. 806 00:54:07,734 --> 00:54:09,872 And I was never allowed to sit in the front seat. 807 00:54:10,009 --> 00:54:12,665 I mean, can you imagine what that did to my self-esteem? 808 00:54:12,803 --> 00:54:13,837 Always being put second. 809 00:54:13,975 --> 00:54:15,665 Always playing a supporting role. 810 00:54:15,734 --> 00:54:17,458 I mean, no wonder I became an actress. 811 00:54:17,561 --> 00:54:19,561 I mean how was I, an innocent child 812 00:54:19,630 --> 00:54:21,837 supposed to form a positive sense of self 813 00:54:21,941 --> 00:54:24,941 in a regime of systemic, sadistic, 814 00:54:25,008 --> 00:54:30,285 I mean emotionally manipulative, cross-projecting abuse? 815 00:54:30,354 --> 00:54:32,112 I was put in an orphanage after the police 816 00:54:32,181 --> 00:54:34,354 murdered my mother and father in front of me 817 00:54:34,492 --> 00:54:36,251 which would explain why I couldn't get a job, 818 00:54:36,354 --> 00:54:38,596 due to lack of qualifications and skills. 819 00:54:38,699 --> 00:54:40,665 I had to steal tinned food to support my daughter, 820 00:54:40,734 --> 00:54:42,285 then the government took her away 821 00:54:42,389 --> 00:54:44,112 and now I'm stuck here doing this job 822 00:54:44,216 --> 00:54:46,872 until I can get a court case to get custody back. 823 00:54:48,837 --> 00:54:51,112 Yes, exactly. 824 00:54:51,251 --> 00:54:54,043 But hey, you'd do anything for family, right? 825 00:55:00,734 --> 00:55:01,837 Mary? 826 00:55:25,906 --> 00:55:27,596 Daisy. 827 00:55:27,734 --> 00:55:29,112 Behind you. 828 00:55:50,285 --> 00:55:52,043 Leave him out here to rot. 829 00:55:52,182 --> 00:55:53,561 Yes, Daddy. 830 00:56:03,251 --> 00:56:09,008 ♪ Horror movie, right there on my TV ♪ 831 00:56:09,113 --> 00:56:15,458 ♪ Horror movie, right there on my TV ♪ 832 00:56:15,527 --> 00:56:22,113 ♪ Horror movie, right there on my TV ♪ 833 00:56:22,216 --> 00:56:27,630 ♪ Shocking me right out of my brain ♪ 834 00:56:27,768 --> 00:56:35,760 ♪ Shocking me right out of my brain ♪ 835 00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:43,147 ♪ Horror movie 836 00:56:43,216 --> 00:56:46,216 ♪ Horror movie 837 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,320 ♪ Shocking me right out of my brain ♪ 838 00:56:49,389 --> 00:56:52,216 ♪ Horror movie, right there on my TV ♪ 839 00:56:52,354 --> 00:56:55,216 ♪ Horror movie, right there on my TV ♪ 840 00:56:55,354 --> 00:56:58,182 ♪ Horror movie, right there on my TV ♪ 841 00:56:58,251 --> 00:57:01,182 ♪ Shocking me right out of my brain ♪ 842 00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:04,078 ♪ Shocking me right out my brain ♪ 843 00:57:04,216 --> 00:57:05,492 ♪ It's bound to get you in 844 00:57:05,596 --> 00:57:07,113 ♪ Get you under your skin 845 00:57:07,251 --> 00:57:08,596 ♪ Hit you right on the chin 846 00:57:08,734 --> 00:57:10,113 ♪ Oh yeah 847 00:57:10,251 --> 00:57:11,734 ♪ It's bound to be a thriller 848 00:57:11,803 --> 00:57:13,113 ♪ Bound to be a chiller 849 00:57:13,182 --> 00:57:14,596 ♪ Bound to be a killer 850 00:57:14,665 --> 00:57:16,147 ♪ Oh yeah 851 00:57:16,285 --> 00:57:19,147 ♪ Horror movie, right there on my TV ♪ 852 00:57:19,285 --> 00:57:22,182 ♪ Horror movie, right there on my TV ♪ 853 00:57:22,251 --> 00:57:25,182 ♪ Horror movie, right there on my TV ♪ 854 00:57:25,251 --> 00:57:28,113 ♪ Shocking me right out of my brain ♪ 855 00:57:28,216 --> 00:57:29,251 ♪ You're wishing it's a movie 856 00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,078 ♪ On the silver screen 857 00:57:31,216 --> 00:57:32,285 ♪ But you're tucked up in bed 858 00:57:32,423 --> 00:57:34,044 ♪ In a fever dream 859 00:57:34,113 --> 00:57:35,251 ♪ But way out here 860 00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,078 ♪ The house'll always win 861 00:57:37,147 --> 00:57:38,423 ♪ There's juicy white meat 862 00:57:38,492 --> 00:57:39,836 ♪ Underneath your skin 863 00:57:39,940 --> 00:57:41,251 ♪ It's your arse on a plate 864 00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:43,078 ♪ And your eyes on the side 865 00:57:43,147 --> 00:57:44,285 ♪ We like foreign food too 866 00:57:44,354 --> 00:57:45,836 ♪ There's no racial divide 867 00:57:45,974 --> 00:57:47,285 ♪ Couldn't stop the boats 868 00:57:47,354 --> 00:57:49,113 ♪ Don't you dare stop the planes ♪ 869 00:57:49,182 --> 00:57:50,216 ♪ Get 'em all in 870 00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:52,699 ♪ So we can eat their brains 871 00:57:55,354 --> 00:57:58,216 It didn't mention this on the visa application! 872 00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:02,734 ♪ Horror movie 873 00:58:02,871 --> 00:58:04,216 ♪ Horror movie 874 00:58:04,285 --> 00:58:05,596 ♪ Horror movie 875 00:58:19,527 --> 00:58:22,216 ♪ Shocking me right out of my brain ♪ 876 00:58:22,354 --> 00:58:25,182 ♪ Shocking me right out of my brain ♪ 877 00:58:53,147 --> 00:58:54,147 Oi! 878 00:58:54,216 --> 00:58:56,665 The BigBoy 3000's all clogged up! 879 00:58:56,802 --> 00:58:57,836 Bazza! Trev! 880 00:58:57,975 --> 00:58:58,975 Keep your eye on the grub. 881 00:58:59,113 --> 00:59:00,527 Come on! 882 00:59:05,630 --> 00:59:07,182 Bye, Norman. 883 00:59:23,009 --> 00:59:24,354 We should have bought a Kenwood. 884 00:59:24,492 --> 00:59:26,182 That's not helpful, Eric. 885 00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:28,836 Right, we need a... let's see if we can find a... 886 00:59:28,975 --> 00:59:30,492 Anyone see a right wingnut? 887 01:00:01,147 --> 01:00:02,389 Hey, Jayne? 888 01:00:02,492 --> 01:00:04,492 How do you spell pasty little bitch? 889 01:00:15,527 --> 01:00:18,216 You've let me down you've let yourself down 890 01:00:18,354 --> 01:00:20,698 and you've let our daughter down. 891 01:00:20,767 --> 01:00:22,492 Where is Jayne? 892 01:00:22,561 --> 01:00:23,596 Jayne! 893 01:00:27,941 --> 01:00:29,078 You chose family. 894 01:00:29,216 --> 01:00:33,975 No, you can't choose your family. 895 01:00:34,113 --> 01:00:35,596 Razem. 896 01:00:41,389 --> 01:00:42,385 We need to call the police. 897 01:00:42,454 --> 01:00:43,764 No, look, it's a government operation. 898 01:00:43,802 --> 01:00:44,767 Eating immigrants? 899 01:00:44,837 --> 01:00:46,664 This country is fucked. 900 01:00:46,802 --> 01:00:48,113 Now look, I found a car round the front. 901 01:00:48,182 --> 01:00:49,078 Wait. 902 01:00:49,182 --> 01:00:49,906 They've got Daisy. 903 01:00:50,009 --> 01:00:50,872 There's no time. 904 01:00:51,009 --> 01:00:52,492 Jayne! 905 01:00:52,629 --> 01:00:54,320 Norman, please. 906 01:00:58,698 --> 01:00:59,767 Jayne! 907 01:01:09,944 --> 01:01:11,078 Oh, come on, let's go. 908 01:01:11,079 --> 01:01:11,812 Go back. Go back. 909 01:01:11,813 --> 01:01:14,212 No, no, no, it's too dangerous. It's too dangerous, it's too dangerous. 910 01:01:14,213 --> 01:01:15,595 Wait, wait, look! 911 01:01:29,698 --> 01:01:31,458 Tear them apart! 912 01:01:33,733 --> 01:01:34,527 Right. 913 01:01:36,423 --> 01:01:37,975 Car! Car, car, car! 914 01:01:46,664 --> 01:01:48,768 I have literally no idea how to drive. 915 01:01:48,837 --> 01:01:50,044 Are you joking? 916 01:01:50,147 --> 01:01:51,320 Oh God! 917 01:02:03,423 --> 01:02:04,768 Get them! 918 01:02:06,044 --> 01:02:07,216 Anna. 919 01:02:10,872 --> 01:02:12,560 What's happening? 920 01:02:12,698 --> 01:02:13,560 Come on now! 921 01:02:14,816 --> 01:02:15,778 Anna, they're coming. 922 01:02:15,847 --> 01:02:17,802 I know that they're coming. I can see that they are coming. 923 01:02:17,803 --> 01:02:18,975 Get it! 924 01:02:19,078 --> 01:02:20,182 Follow me! 925 01:02:25,906 --> 01:02:27,147 Right, quick! Chase 'em! 926 01:02:27,216 --> 01:02:29,147 - Come on! - Come on, Dad! 927 01:02:32,113 --> 01:02:34,147 Come here, little piggies! 928 01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:44,251 I'm gonna bite off his tiny English cock! 929 01:02:47,113 --> 01:02:48,389 Anna? 930 01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:54,216 Anna, where are you? 931 01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:57,803 You're not leaving without your teddy. 932 01:02:57,872 --> 01:02:59,526 He's a wombat. 933 01:02:59,664 --> 01:03:02,837 He's a child's plaything, Norman. 934 01:03:02,906 --> 01:03:04,491 So what does that make you? 935 01:03:07,526 --> 01:03:08,491 Mateusz! 936 01:03:13,595 --> 01:03:15,216 Oh, what's the matter with you people? 937 01:03:15,354 --> 01:03:16,734 What's wrong with chicken? 938 01:03:16,872 --> 01:03:18,595 Work with me, Norman. 939 01:03:18,699 --> 01:03:20,491 And we can defeat Apple. 940 01:03:20,629 --> 01:03:21,285 Defeat Apple? 941 01:03:22,734 --> 01:03:26,941 No, they tried to kill me because I'm trying to save you. 942 01:03:27,009 --> 01:03:29,009 We're not so different, you and I. 943 01:03:29,078 --> 01:03:30,665 Oh really? 944 01:03:30,734 --> 01:03:32,034 Because the last time I checked, 945 01:03:32,072 --> 01:03:35,216 I haven't eaten a ragu made of human arse! 946 01:03:35,354 --> 01:03:38,941 But you really enjoyed last night's dinner, didn't you? 947 01:03:39,044 --> 01:03:41,078 You can thank your mother for that. 948 01:03:41,216 --> 01:03:43,699 You mean I ate my mother? 949 01:03:43,768 --> 01:03:45,078 Ate her? 950 01:03:45,147 --> 01:03:46,044 In the stew. 951 01:03:46,113 --> 01:03:47,768 You said so yourself. 952 01:03:47,906 --> 01:03:49,389 No, that was someone else. 953 01:03:49,457 --> 01:03:52,251 It was just your mother's recipe. 954 01:03:52,354 --> 01:03:54,595 I would never eat my own wife. 955 01:03:56,182 --> 01:03:57,768 Wife? 956 01:03:57,906 --> 01:04:00,941 I loved her with all my heart. 957 01:04:01,044 --> 01:04:02,837 No. 958 01:04:02,975 --> 01:04:05,595 Ja, Norman. 959 01:04:05,665 --> 01:04:07,182 I am your... 960 01:04:12,526 --> 01:04:13,837 I should... 961 01:04:33,113 --> 01:04:34,560 Who is she? 962 01:04:36,734 --> 01:04:38,699 She's our mother. 963 01:04:38,837 --> 01:04:40,630 Mama bear! 964 01:04:40,699 --> 01:04:43,251 Where are you? 965 01:04:43,388 --> 01:04:45,044 Come on babies. 966 01:04:57,630 --> 01:04:59,422 Gabby was my best friend. 967 01:04:59,491 --> 01:05:02,630 Oh, I couldn't believe it when you answered the phone. 968 01:05:02,768 --> 01:05:04,941 Oh, with such a lovely posh voice. 969 01:05:05,078 --> 01:05:07,182 You'll be safe in here. 970 01:05:07,285 --> 01:05:10,630 I've been watching you both, waiting to talk to youse. 971 01:05:10,768 --> 01:05:11,768 Never mind the smell. 972 01:05:11,837 --> 01:05:13,422 It's just koala piss. 973 01:05:16,699 --> 01:05:17,665 After you. 974 01:05:17,803 --> 01:05:20,353 Eric was supposed to finish Hans off. 975 01:05:20,491 --> 01:05:22,388 Are you okay, my little echidna? 976 01:05:22,526 --> 01:05:24,457 I told you to stay close! 977 01:05:24,596 --> 01:05:26,491 Now let's not get abusive, Apple. 978 01:05:26,630 --> 01:05:28,422 I think he's only trying to be empathetic. 979 01:05:28,491 --> 01:05:30,457 I'm not being abusive, I'm being assertive. 980 01:05:30,596 --> 01:05:32,147 Well, I think you're projecting. 981 01:05:32,285 --> 01:05:33,699 I'm really starting to regret giving you 982 01:05:33,837 --> 01:05:36,285 that counselling DVD for Christmas, Clive. 983 01:05:41,147 --> 01:05:42,837 Mary. 984 01:05:42,975 --> 01:05:44,906 Hans must have kept her alive. 985 01:05:45,009 --> 01:05:47,422 Fucking Germans. 986 01:05:47,527 --> 01:05:50,285 If they escape, they could blow the whole thing. 987 01:05:50,388 --> 01:05:52,216 They wouldn't dare. 988 01:05:52,285 --> 01:05:54,182 We've got something they want. 989 01:06:02,457 --> 01:06:04,906 That's your cue to follow me, you morons! 990 01:06:05,044 --> 01:06:06,388 - Right. - Yes, good. 991 01:06:30,734 --> 01:06:32,561 Oh God. 992 01:06:43,699 --> 01:06:45,596 Anna, look. 993 01:06:56,182 --> 01:06:58,250 Okay, so it is lesbian, then. 994 01:07:00,699 --> 01:07:01,734 Sit down. 995 01:07:01,872 --> 01:07:02,872 Sit. 996 01:07:05,113 --> 01:07:08,768 I can't believe I'm going to see you eat your first grub. 997 01:07:12,906 --> 01:07:14,906 You first, Normie. 998 01:07:21,388 --> 01:07:22,388 Ha! 999 01:07:22,458 --> 01:07:23,837 You're like your Dad. 1000 01:07:23,906 --> 01:07:25,388 He loved his grubs. 1001 01:07:29,975 --> 01:07:31,941 What's wrong? 1002 01:07:32,078 --> 01:07:35,215 I can't believe he's gone. 1003 01:07:35,284 --> 01:07:37,388 We met in Dusseldorf. 1004 01:07:37,458 --> 01:07:40,803 We got hitched and he brought me back here to meet the relos. 1005 01:07:40,941 --> 01:07:43,250 Oh, he was such a good man. 1006 01:07:43,319 --> 01:07:45,458 He killed and ate people. 1007 01:07:45,596 --> 01:07:49,630 Yeah, I know, but human flesh is so addictive, 1008 01:07:49,768 --> 01:07:50,941 it drives you bonkers. 1009 01:07:51,009 --> 01:07:52,699 It's like crack. 1010 01:07:52,803 --> 01:07:54,250 I disagree. 1011 01:07:54,353 --> 01:07:57,078 The villagers got a taste for it after the pigs died 1012 01:07:57,182 --> 01:07:58,872 and they started feasting on the deceased, 1013 01:07:59,009 --> 01:08:01,182 but that wasn't enough. 1014 01:08:01,319 --> 01:08:05,389 So you just stood by and watched innocent people die. 1015 01:08:05,527 --> 01:08:06,941 Why didn't you stand up against them? 1016 01:08:07,044 --> 01:08:08,527 Why didn't you fight? 1017 01:08:08,596 --> 01:08:10,803 Because they would have killed Daisy. 1018 01:08:10,906 --> 01:08:12,734 Daisy? What do you mean, Daisy? 1019 01:08:12,803 --> 01:08:15,113 I tried to escape with her so many times, 1020 01:08:15,250 --> 01:08:18,423 but Bad Apple and her gang brought her back. 1021 01:08:18,492 --> 01:08:21,319 Daisy was only allowed to live because Hans pretended 1022 01:08:21,389 --> 01:08:25,147 to execute me as punishment and they believed him. 1023 01:08:25,215 --> 01:08:27,492 That's why I've been living here, alone, 1024 01:08:27,561 --> 01:08:29,561 for so long. 1025 01:08:29,630 --> 01:08:33,044 I'm sorry, but I'd already lost two children. 1026 01:08:33,113 --> 01:08:36,699 I just couldn't bear to lose another one. 1027 01:08:36,768 --> 01:08:37,734 Wait. 1028 01:08:37,872 --> 01:08:40,906 That means Daisy is... 1029 01:08:40,975 --> 01:08:42,906 Your little sister. 1030 01:08:44,630 --> 01:08:46,665 Did you hear that, Luke Skywalker? 1031 01:08:46,768 --> 01:08:48,250 She's your sister. 1032 01:08:51,734 --> 01:08:53,146 They've got her. 1033 01:09:06,354 --> 01:09:07,561 Where's the cash? 1034 01:09:07,665 --> 01:09:08,665 In the shed. 1035 01:09:10,354 --> 01:09:13,423 She was stealing from Mummy. 1036 01:09:13,561 --> 01:09:17,181 And now she's gonna burn on the barbie. 1037 01:09:45,215 --> 01:09:45,872 These are wet. 1038 01:09:45,941 --> 01:09:46,527 Who wet these? 1039 01:09:48,215 --> 01:09:49,423 God, you're pathetic. 1040 01:09:49,492 --> 01:09:51,768 - Whose side are you on? - Yours, Mummy. 1041 01:09:51,906 --> 01:09:53,009 Then pull down your tank top, 1042 01:09:53,112 --> 01:09:55,285 be a man and go and find me fire. 1043 01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:02,354 Don't overdo it, Aps. 1044 01:10:02,492 --> 01:10:05,146 Do not undermine me in public. 1045 01:10:05,215 --> 01:10:07,009 Okay, there's no need to escalate, right? 1046 01:10:07,077 --> 01:10:10,354 Why don't we all just try and drop the argument ball? 1047 01:10:10,492 --> 01:10:11,351 How can I drop the ball? 1048 01:10:11,354 --> 01:10:12,381 I never even touched the ball. 1049 01:10:12,420 --> 01:10:13,044 He threw the ball. 1050 01:10:13,181 --> 01:10:14,246 Alright, I'm dropping the ball. 1051 01:10:14,315 --> 01:10:15,730 I'm dropping the ball. The ball's dropped. 1052 01:10:15,799 --> 01:10:17,941 What are we playing? 1053 01:10:18,044 --> 01:10:20,837 So we're related to everyone? 1054 01:10:22,561 --> 01:10:25,423 Nothing worse than extended family. 1055 01:10:25,561 --> 01:10:26,215 No! 1056 01:10:26,354 --> 01:10:28,423 No, don't go. 1057 01:10:28,561 --> 01:10:29,768 It's a trap. 1058 01:10:29,906 --> 01:10:33,665 Come on, we have to think. 1059 01:10:40,596 --> 01:10:41,699 Nothing. 1060 01:10:57,734 --> 01:10:58,906 Get off me. 1061 01:11:01,699 --> 01:11:05,112 Oi, Morris. 1062 01:11:05,216 --> 01:11:07,458 That little piggy is not for sale. 1063 01:11:08,561 --> 01:11:09,734 Shit! 1064 01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:14,423 Piggy's not for sale? 1065 01:11:14,492 --> 01:11:17,561 What are you, some sort of gay superhero? 1066 01:11:18,941 --> 01:11:20,008 Oh, God. 1067 01:11:20,112 --> 01:11:22,146 Come on. 1068 01:11:22,216 --> 01:11:23,665 Go warm up the grinder, love. 1069 01:11:25,423 --> 01:11:27,354 I'm gonna eat his balls. 1070 01:11:33,423 --> 01:11:35,527 Step away from my brother, bitch. 1071 01:11:37,146 --> 01:11:39,320 Oh, fuck! 1072 01:11:39,423 --> 01:11:41,906 Fucking, fucking, fucking! 1073 01:11:41,974 --> 01:11:43,492 What the fuck! 1074 01:11:50,872 --> 01:11:52,630 Oh, Eric! 1075 01:11:57,837 --> 01:11:59,492 Stop her, boys! 1076 01:12:50,768 --> 01:12:51,974 Anna! Anna! 1077 01:12:52,113 --> 01:12:52,940 Watch out! 1078 01:12:53,008 --> 01:12:55,458 Come here, ya vegan mole! 1079 01:12:55,596 --> 01:12:56,837 For fuck's sake! 1080 01:13:05,837 --> 01:13:06,837 Ow. 1081 01:13:15,389 --> 01:13:16,113 Watch out! Watch out! 1082 01:13:16,216 --> 01:13:17,527 Watch out! 1083 01:13:34,871 --> 01:13:36,354 You need more protein, love. 1084 01:14:09,836 --> 01:14:11,182 Jesus! 1085 01:14:11,251 --> 01:14:13,009 - Go get your sister. - Yeah, yeah! 1086 01:14:13,147 --> 01:14:14,492 Dad! 1087 01:14:21,768 --> 01:14:23,561 This is for the pigs. 1088 01:14:25,665 --> 01:14:26,768 Daisy! 1089 01:14:29,044 --> 01:14:30,596 Norman! 1090 01:14:48,561 --> 01:14:50,734 No! No! 1091 01:14:50,871 --> 01:14:51,802 No, stay with me. 1092 01:14:51,905 --> 01:14:52,905 Stay with me, stay with me. 1093 01:14:53,044 --> 01:14:54,044 It's okay. 1094 01:14:54,113 --> 01:14:55,596 - It's gonna be okay. - Get back, go on! 1095 01:14:57,975 --> 01:14:59,905 It's only a flesh wound. 1096 01:15:00,009 --> 01:15:02,561 I've had shits done more damage. 1097 01:15:06,182 --> 01:15:07,354 Please, I can't lose you. 1098 01:15:07,458 --> 01:15:08,699 I've only just found you. 1099 01:15:08,802 --> 01:15:10,147 Oh, Norm. 1100 01:15:10,285 --> 01:15:12,734 Oh, you sweetheart. 1101 01:15:12,836 --> 01:15:18,836 You're so proud, so determined and just a little bit girly. 1102 01:15:24,492 --> 01:15:30,975 Did you know that losing my little boy 1103 01:15:31,113 --> 01:15:33,320 well that did make me the saddest mother 1104 01:15:33,458 --> 01:15:35,492 in the whole world. 1105 01:15:36,836 --> 01:15:44,492 But seeing you grow into a man it's made me the proudest ever. 1106 01:15:44,630 --> 01:15:45,836 Ever. 1107 01:15:49,182 --> 01:15:50,354 Norman! 1108 01:15:52,906 --> 01:15:54,078 Go on. 1109 01:15:54,216 --> 01:15:55,733 You know what to do. 1110 01:15:57,871 --> 01:15:58,906 Oh, you. 1111 01:15:59,044 --> 01:16:00,182 Go on. 1112 01:16:11,492 --> 01:16:14,147 God, I love the way you tie people up. 1113 01:16:14,285 --> 01:16:15,802 Only for you, Mama bear. 1114 01:16:15,871 --> 01:16:17,492 Why do we ever fight? 1115 01:16:17,630 --> 01:16:18,767 I don't know. 1116 01:16:22,251 --> 01:16:23,458 Let her go. 1117 01:16:27,596 --> 01:16:31,320 One more step and I'll mince her. 1118 01:16:31,423 --> 01:16:33,596 Put your weapons down. 1119 01:16:37,698 --> 01:16:39,354 Did you really think you could come back here 1120 01:16:39,458 --> 01:16:42,802 with your dirty blood and destroy what we've built? 1121 01:16:42,872 --> 01:16:44,458 This is Australia. 1122 01:16:49,009 --> 01:16:50,251 Tie them up, baby. 1123 01:16:50,354 --> 01:16:53,354 You know what it does to me. 1124 01:16:53,492 --> 01:16:56,836 Let me see your hands, you pommy prick. 1125 01:16:56,906 --> 01:16:58,354 No. 1126 01:16:58,423 --> 01:17:00,078 Norman, I really don't think this is the time 1127 01:17:00,216 --> 01:17:01,872 to discover bravery. 1128 01:17:06,733 --> 01:17:09,285 I've had tapeworms bigger than those arms, mate. 1129 01:17:35,423 --> 01:17:38,423 And the pig dies in five, 1130 01:17:38,561 --> 01:17:39,733 four, 1131 01:17:39,803 --> 01:17:40,837 three, 1132 01:17:40,941 --> 01:17:42,320 two, 1133 01:17:42,423 --> 01:17:43,733 one. 1134 01:17:46,596 --> 01:17:47,941 Baby bear! 1135 01:18:00,664 --> 01:18:01,803 Enough. 1136 01:18:01,872 --> 01:18:03,389 This ends now. 1137 01:18:06,698 --> 01:18:08,044 Plug her back in. 1138 01:18:08,113 --> 01:18:09,216 Do it! 1139 01:18:23,389 --> 01:18:25,561 Get in, Baby Spice. 1140 01:18:31,527 --> 01:18:32,768 Let's hope the constipation queen 1141 01:18:32,872 --> 01:18:34,492 doesn't clog her up. 1142 01:18:40,078 --> 01:18:41,423 Wait. 1143 01:18:41,492 --> 01:18:43,389 You're not stalling this time, boy. 1144 01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:46,423 I want to do it myself. 1145 01:18:46,492 --> 01:18:48,595 Do you think I'm an idiot? 1146 01:18:48,734 --> 01:18:50,182 Pass me the button. 1147 01:18:50,285 --> 01:18:51,492 She's my family. 1148 01:18:51,629 --> 01:18:53,698 If anyone's gonna do this, it's me. 1149 01:18:53,837 --> 01:18:57,354 Well there's no benefit for me in that, I'm afraid. 1150 01:18:57,492 --> 01:18:59,147 Then what if I ate Annabelle instead? 1151 01:18:59,285 --> 01:19:00,941 - What? - What? 1152 01:19:01,009 --> 01:19:04,803 What if I ate her alive? 1153 01:19:04,872 --> 01:19:06,526 Why would you do that? 1154 01:19:06,664 --> 01:19:09,078 - Because she's a bitch. - Excuse me? 1155 01:19:09,182 --> 01:19:11,251 Because she's a bitch. 1156 01:19:11,389 --> 01:19:13,216 Oh, she's a total bitch. 1157 01:19:13,354 --> 01:19:15,458 - She's a parasite. - How dare you! 1158 01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:17,044 We're going to die anyway, Apple. 1159 01:19:17,182 --> 01:19:18,734 - You're bullshitting. - I'm not. 1160 01:19:18,872 --> 01:19:19,660 - You wouldn't. - Would. 1161 01:19:19,699 --> 01:19:20,803 - No you wouldn't. - He would. 1162 01:19:20,941 --> 01:19:22,320 - Shut up! - No, you shut up. 1163 01:19:22,458 --> 01:19:23,044 Leech. 1164 01:19:23,147 --> 01:19:25,182 I don't believe you. 1165 01:19:25,320 --> 01:19:28,492 What have you got to lose? 1166 01:19:28,629 --> 01:19:30,251 Go on, Apple. 1167 01:19:30,354 --> 01:19:32,975 Play with your food a little. 1168 01:19:33,044 --> 01:19:34,320 Alright. 1169 01:19:36,354 --> 01:19:38,699 Try anything, and you all die. 1170 01:19:38,768 --> 01:19:40,872 Norman, I hope you know what you're doing. 1171 01:19:40,941 --> 01:19:43,251 Well get on with it or I'll gut the pack of ya! 1172 01:19:54,975 --> 01:19:55,865 Well I guess now we know 1173 01:20:10,975 --> 01:20:13,491 Now, listen. 1174 01:20:16,216 --> 01:20:19,457 No need to do anything stupid. 1175 01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:21,560 I can talk about your record. 1176 01:20:21,699 --> 01:20:22,699 Get you a pardon. 1177 01:20:22,837 --> 01:20:24,699 You can see your daughter. 1178 01:20:24,768 --> 01:20:26,354 Apari. 1179 01:20:26,423 --> 01:20:27,630 Brother. 1180 01:20:27,734 --> 01:20:29,595 It's Apari. 1181 01:20:29,734 --> 01:20:33,147 And I'm not your fuckin' brother. 1182 01:20:37,526 --> 01:20:41,699 Hey, you dirty Abo bastard! 1183 01:20:48,147 --> 01:20:52,182 Fuckin' foreigners! 1184 01:21:06,422 --> 01:21:08,078 Is anyone else hungry? 1185 01:21:08,216 --> 01:21:09,113 Yeah. 1186 01:21:09,251 --> 01:21:11,251 Starving. 1187 01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:14,044 I could murder a witchetty grub. 1188 01:21:14,113 --> 01:21:15,803 I think we need a new diet. 1189 01:21:19,457 --> 01:21:21,872 Suppose I'll clean it up myself, then. 1190 01:21:22,009 --> 01:21:23,768 Fuckin' foreigners. 1191 01:21:36,941 --> 01:21:40,596 ♪ Watched a horror movie, right there on my TV ♪ 1192 01:21:40,665 --> 01:21:44,009 ♪ Horror movie, right there on my TV ♪ 1193 01:21:44,113 --> 01:21:47,354 ♪ Horror movie, right there on my TV ♪ 1194 01:21:47,457 --> 01:21:50,665 ♪ Shockin' me right out of my brain ♪ 1195 01:21:50,803 --> 01:21:53,837 ♪ Shockin' me right out of my brain ♪ 1196 01:21:53,975 --> 01:21:57,526 ♪ Watched a horror movie, right there on my TV ♪ 1197 01:21:57,596 --> 01:22:01,078 ♪ Horror movie, right there on my TV ♪ 1198 01:22:01,182 --> 01:22:04,388 ♪ Horror movie, right there on my TV ♪ 1199 01:22:04,526 --> 01:22:07,699 ♪ Shockin' me right out of my brain ♪ 1200 01:22:07,768 --> 01:22:10,216 ♪ Shockin' me right out of my brain ♪ 1201 01:22:33,353 --> 01:22:35,768 Hello sir, what can we do for you? 1202 01:22:35,872 --> 01:22:37,837 What's all this foreign shit? 1203 01:22:37,906 --> 01:22:39,078 Haven't you got any meat? 1204 01:22:39,216 --> 01:22:41,561 Oh, we're vegan, actually. 1205 01:22:41,699 --> 01:22:43,251 Fuckin' poms. 1206 01:22:43,388 --> 01:22:46,113 This is Australia. 1207 01:22:46,251 --> 01:22:49,596 I'm sure we can make an exception for you, sir. 1208 01:22:53,457 --> 01:22:56,699 ♪ Horror movie, right there on my TV ♪ 1209 01:22:56,837 --> 01:23:00,319 ♪ Horror movie, right there on my TV ♪ 1210 01:23:00,388 --> 01:23:03,665 ♪ Horror movie and it's blown a fuse ♪ 1211 01:23:03,768 --> 01:23:07,182 ♪ Horror movie, it's the 06:30 news ♪ 1212 01:23:07,251 --> 01:23:10,665 ♪ Horror movie, it's the 06:30 news ♪ 1213 01:23:10,734 --> 01:23:14,044 ♪ The public's waitin' for the killin' and the hatin' ♪ 1214 01:23:14,113 --> 01:23:17,353 ♪ Switch on the station, oh yeah ♪ 1215 01:23:17,422 --> 01:23:18,630 ♪ They do a lotta sellin' 1216 01:23:18,734 --> 01:23:20,492 ♪ Between the firin' and the yellin' ♪ 1217 01:23:20,596 --> 01:23:23,837 ♪ And you believe in what they're tellin', oh yeah ♪ 1218 01:23:23,975 --> 01:23:27,665 ♪ It's a horror movie right there on my TV ♪ 1219 01:23:27,734 --> 01:23:31,182 ♪ Horror movie, right there on my TV ♪ 1220 01:23:31,251 --> 01:23:34,527 ♪ Horror movie and it's blown a fuse ♪ 1221 01:23:34,596 --> 01:23:38,078 ♪ Horror movie, it's the 06:30 news ♪ 1222 01:23:38,216 --> 01:23:41,284 ♪ Horror movie, it's the 06:30 news ♪ 1223 01:23:41,388 --> 01:23:47,284 ♪ And it's shockin' me right outta my brain ♪ 80770

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