All language subtitles for The.Subjects.2015.WEB-DL.x264-RARBG

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that there was no limit?

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I fucking hate that ad.

I bet it has something
to do with these boxes.

Presents!

What do you think it is?

It's a drug trial.

Guess.

I hate guessing games.

I'm seriously terrible at them.

They contain the
drugs for the trial.

Oh right.

Obviously.

We just take them?

And shouldn't they give
us more information?

Yes, come on.

The rep said it was
quick, easy money.

Don't worry. I've
done heaps of these.

They're easy as fuck.

I opened my box guys.

You just became my
favorite person in this room.

Hello everyone.

Welcome to test 1477-REMJG.

I'm Dr. Everitt Skye.

And thank you for coming
down on such short notice.

I won't take much of your time.

Just some rules and
regulations to get through.

How did this go?

Good?

No?

I'm just doing one
of these things.

Sorry guys.

So I hope you all found
today's location just fine

and we are very sorry
for keeping you waiting.

Please stop waving at me, sir.

I can see you.

So usually you'd
be in one of our

regular lab testing
facilities but they were.

The best we could find at short
notice was this sound studio

which is actually
looking pretty good.

So please don't touch
anything or move stuff around.

You might get hurt.

I actually think some famous
bands played in there.

I wouldn't know because
I'm not really a music guy,

but you can check the
website when you get home.

It's very interesting.

Anywho, please don't take
the pill at the same time.

And the standard
eight-hour test will begin.

The second that time hits
zero the doors will unlock

and you're free to go home.

Wait. What do you mean unlock?

Oh, the doors must stay locked.

Leaving the room
invalidates the data.

You won't get paid.

So pretty please,
don't go anywhere.

So thanks for being part
of the future of science.

You're all heroes in there.

Fight for a better tomorrow.

Have fun, all the
best and good luck.

Wait.

What if I get claustrophobic?

Hello?

Hello.

Hey, there are
cameras everywhere.

Don't steal.

That's kleptomania.

I get claustrophobic.

It's fear of small spaces.

You probably should've
done a clinical trial then.

Don't worry.

Those places are massive.

Actually, it's
not as big, is it?

It's actually quite
small, isn't it?

It's like the walls are like
coming in you, aren't they?

Wait, you get a little
bit sweat in your brow.

Leave her alone, would you?

Just a little bit
of fun, sweetheart.

Eight hours in here together
should be pretty easy.

So you've done this before?

Yes, shitloads.

You got any advice?

Yeah, don't be a dickhead.

Okay everyone,
let's take the pill.

I wonder what it does to us.

Imagine if it's
molly or something

and we all get totally high.

That'll be awesome.

I wish.

But it's not gonna do nothing.

You see, we're control.

I don't think you're right.

And who are you?

I think we're about to embark
on something really special.

Energy in the room.

He's one of them.

Okay guys, let's just stop
talking and take the pill.

And the timer won't
start until we do.

What is control?

Clinical trials have the two.

And a placebo go to
the control group.

We're control, no doubt.

Then we might as
well not take it.

Well, I never had to
go through so few hoops.

One questionnaire, one
day's notice, bullshit.

Who cares if it's a real
pill or a sugar pill.

Let's just take the damn thing.

Do I make myself clear?

"Do I make myself clear?"

Who made you boss man?

Just open the box.

Take out the pill.

What one earth?

Looks like crystals.

Ah! It's so pretty.

Seriously?

What are doing?

Stop, stop.

Take the pill, come on.

What pill?

Oh em gee!

What the hell?

- You mean this one?
- Oh God!

How did you do that?

It's magic.

Like for real?

Sure.

I don't know guys.

This looks weird to me.

We have to take it within a
few seconds of each other.

It's literally the craziest
thing I've ever seen.

Figuratively.

What?

Let's all take the
pill before this guy

gets even more angry.

My name is Devin.

And yes, let's take it already.

I mean, I know my pills if
you're catching my drift.

I don't.

What do you mean?

Illegal drugs.

Really?

Yeah. Good, good.

Now, just get it in your mouth.

You sounded more like my ex.

That dirty bitch doing
me before we quit.

This is truly special.

I don't care if you
think it's special.

And I don't care about
your whore ex-wife.

Oi, I can say it, mate.

You can't.

Calm down, Devin.

I mean, have you ever seen
anything like that before?

They're a business.

What are they gonna do to us?

All right, I'll calm down.

Now, everyone let's
take the pill.

You know what?

I can't be late for this
new club opening tonight.

Word is, this amazing
DJ is gonna be there...

Can we hold the chatter
after we take the pill?

Why are you so desperate
for us to take this?

I just don't wanna
be in here all day.

Okay, he's got a point.

Everyone, open your water.

Come on.

Three, two, one.

Not so bad, was it?

Oh, that tasted awful.

It was totally gross.

Smooth.

Oh God!

Great, finally.

And so the fun begins.

Did you all see that?

See what?

Ah! Magic.

I didn't do anything that time.

Magic is all around us.

It's time to relax.

Enjoy the experience my
wonderful brothers and sisters.

Water for hydration.

Well, he's odd.

I think I'm already feeling it.

There's no way it
works that quick.

No, my claustrophobia.

Yeah, but you're here
now and you're not leaving.

Relax, it's not long.

I've had bowel movements
that last longer.

What? You've taken
eight-hour shits?

It's how I got through Lord
of the Rings and Harry Potter.

Oh, you're a Harry Potter fan?

Except I hate how they use
time travel to save Buckbeak.

And then not use it to
save like, I don't know,

every other loved
character in the book.

I just think as soon as
we introduce time travel

it becomes completely
impossible.

You know it's not real, yeah?

Yes, I know it's not real.

I'm in this alleyway
behind a bar, right,

with a couple of whores.

Is this a joke?

One these whores, she's
missing like half her leg.

She said, "We're like run
over by a train or something,".

Isn't it a little bit too
early for sex stories?

Well, actually I wouldn't
mind hearing the rest.

So she does this...

You're pretty good.

Three hours a day does that.

Play a drum.

Best way to get laid.

God, please stop.

Take off your pants.

Take off your pants.

Would you shut up?

Better with a band anyway.

I find that hard to believe.

I liked it!

Thanks.

Hey guys.

Look at all the effort
that they've put in

to make this place a fortress.

Especially considering the
pill ain't gonna do shit.

I bet it's like collector study.

You mean psychological study.

What do you think
they'd be studying?

I see three women can't resist
a lovely chap like myself.

Yeah, it's not that.

Maybe it's haunted.

Oh em gee!

Don't say that.

Do you think they're
in there watching?

Yep, guarantee it.

Oh! Bad luck.

Well, at least now they know
who's better at Tic-tac-toe.

Oh! Think of all the useful
applications of that data.

Really?

You're obsessed.

And you need balls.

What?

There.

Now, you're
anatomically correct.

Ew!

Rub that off.

I don't wanna stare
at a big dick all day.

Oh! She says she doesn't
wanna stare at you all day.

Very funny.

Are we just gonna sit around?

Can we do something?

I wanna have fun.

You guys.

Okay, I got an idea.

Come on.

Gather around.

Yes!

Let's play a game.

Wait, wait.

Wait for me.

We'll play for my lucky pen.

It's gold-plated.

Worth $1,400.

There's only seven in
the world quite like it.

Well, you got my attention.

My name is John.

Can I have your names, please?

Well, you know I'm Devin.

But my friends call me
JayZ, Jazz, Jezebel,

the Jazz singer
Jizz and Jazzy JJ.

What?

They call you Jizz?

We'll call you Jenna.

And?

I'm Nikki.

I'm LI Xu Yeng,

but no one really
likes saying that.

So call me Lilly.

Lilly it is.

What about you, big guy?

Just call me Giggles.

Everyone else does.

Giggles.

Really?

Well, I haven't seen
you giggle once.

Wait, is it one of
those ironic names

like where you
call a fat guy Slim

or a tall guy Tiny?

Keep that smile
you'll find out why.

Okay.

And you, my quiet friend?

Hey buddy, what's your name?

Hello?

Okay.

We're gonna have
to give him a name.

How about Greg?

No way!

I know like 50 Gregs
and he is not a Greg.

I think we should
call him Blue Eyes.

I'm not calling him Blue Eyes.

Let's just call
him Chilled Guy.

You're not really known
for your creativity, are you?

He kind of reminds me of
a guy I went to school with.

His name was Corey.

Corey.

I like it.

Yeah, my suggestion was fine.

Okay.

Hand up for Chill Guy.

Hand up for Corey.

Corey it is.

Okay, the game is this.

If you can beat me in
a game of code reading,

I will give you my shiny pen.

Oh my God!

I am amazing at games.

I literally never lose.

Literally?

Yep.

Okay, moving on.

If you haven't noticed,

I'm a magician, and a mentalist.

And with only a few
moments, and a glance,

into your eyes,
and your very soul,

I can tell you everything
there is about you.

If I get you wrong,
you get my pen.

Fuck it!

I'm bored as shit anyway.

You're not gonna get me.

Come on.

Okay.

This should be easy.

You're an ex-con.

You came here to start anew

but it's hard to find
work as an ex-con.

So you do this test
to pay the bills.

The real question is, what'd
you do that was so bad

that you can't go home?

It wasn't small time.

It was big.

And you didn't steal anything.

All right, just
do someone else.

Do I get to keep my pen?

Yeah, fuck it!

Keep your pen.

Wonderful.

Do her next.

Drug problem, stripper,
probably got a sugar daddy.

Um, excuse me!

How dare you?

I do not like gross, old men.

Oh, it's just not
your day, is it?

Jenna.

No, you don't have
a sugar daddy.

You're just a girl who
doesn't want the party to end.

But maybe you ran out of money

and maybe your dad won't
help you out this time.

Either way, there's no way
you could be a stripper.

Okay, first of
all, you're amazing.

And second of all,
it's totally offensive

to say I couldn't be stripper.

Just for the record, I'd
be an amazing stripper.

Well, I'm really sorry
that I offended you.

Devin, you either just lost
your job or you got a divorce.

Both.

It's impossible.

How could you know that?

Do I keep my pen?

How the hell...

Excuse you.

Ew!

Sorry.

Is that the pill?

I told you, mate.

It's not the pill.

Oh, it just taste really off.

Okay, moving on.

Let's do the very
mysterious Nikki.

Please don't do me.

Oh, you sound like
the exact opposite

of Giggles' ex-girlfriend.

Oi, I can say it.

You guys can't.

Yeah.

Seriously, John, not me.

Come on.

You're the most
intriguing person in here.

Yeah, and the most private.

Just let it go, okay?

You guys seriously
not getting that too?

Get what, mate?

Put your hand over your mouth.

No, idiot.

It's like an intense push
of gas from your stomach.

I don't feel it.

I'll give you
something to feel.

Goody!

A penis joke.

How often do you those
actually get you laid?

Maybe hangout with me after
the test and you'll find out.

Oh God!

That's awful.

Maybe the pill
worked on me first.

It's like the gas, it's
like a sulfur flavor.

Just look after it.

Let me know if you get it.

Well, I think I felt
something in my boobs.

No, wait.

It's gone.

I'm fine.

I felt the boob thing too.

Maybe this pill
ain't so bad after all.

They're half your age.

What do you mean?

Grass on the field.

Oh!

Okay.

On that note, I'm gonna
go throw up in my mouth

and play some poker.

Does anyone wanna join me?

Okay, what do you got?

Nice.

A royal flush.

That never happens.

Really?

Nothing.

Aren't you impressed
by how well I cheat?

Who gets impressed by cheaters?

It's a royal flush.

I mean, how did I do it?

Who cares?

One person cheats and
it ruins the whole game.

My dad used to cheat
when we played Monopoly.

I thought that Australian
girls love magic.

I don't know what
else I have to offer.

Well, you better think
of something quick.

I'm starting to lose interest.

Did you just admit
that you're interested?

And the interest gone.

I must be off my game.

It's only been an hour?

Maybe it's because you're
having more fun than you think.

Maybe.

So why are you doing
this test anyway?

You seem a little out of place.

I'm just a really
big fan of science.

Just tell me.

Well, honestly?

So I can meet you.

Sorry.

Now, tell me or you'll
get another one.

Okay, okay, okay.

Have you ever
played poker before

and maybe lost more
money than you had?

No.

Well, that makes one of us.

So why don't you just cheat?

I did.

It didn't work out so well.

And now you're stuck
in here with these guys.

Serves you right.

Yeah, I think we
definitely have chemistry.

No, you idiot.

I meant with the pill.

I knew what you meant and no.

I thought I was
feeling something a bit.

Maybe it's just in my head.

I think Giggles might be right.

I think it's a placebo.

I swear I just heard
you say I was right.

What's my price then?

Aw! I wanna knee
you in the balls.

That's a good price.

It's not a placebo.

I feel like shit.

Getting that gassy
taste in their mouth.

Give it up, mate.

It's not the pill.

Oh, do you find the
inside of your mouth

taste pretty unpleasant?

Do you yearn for the
taste of rotten eggs?

Oh, your prayers
have been answered.

All new sulfur mouth wash.

Don't leave home without it.

Hair loss, anal leakage

and homosexual dreams.

Oh all right.

I get it.

Are you okay?

Yeah, are you all done?

Don't get annoyed.

Just a bit of fun, mate.

Yeah, yeah.

Very funny.

Let me out!

Let me out!

Open the fucking door!

Open this fucking door!

Open this fucking door!

He's become one with the air.

Wait!

I can hear them.

Open the door.

Open up!

Oh my God!

You have to let us out!

Why won't they open it?

Okay, come on!

Hey, Corey,
whatever your name is.

Help us.

Fuck him!

Push it! Push it!

Fucking get out of the way.

Look out!

The fuck!

What was that?

Okay.

We should just...

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Shh, shh, shh.

They're gone.

Where did they go?

No, no, no.

They're just figuring
out how to open the door.

Open this fucking door!

Can you see me?

Does anybody else have a
gassy taste in their mouth?

Well, everyone just relax
and take a deep goddamn breath?

Wait, wait.

Can we all throw up?

No, the pill's in
our body's too long.

It's too late.

Anyway we already saw
it work which means

it's a quick acting drug.

I know these things.

Trust me.

I'm getting us out of here.

Fuck!

What is this fucking place?

I'm not getting a signal.

You have your phone?

It's not getting a signal.

Get out of the fucking way.

What is this fucking thing?

Help!

Help!

Jenna, Jenna, please
we're in a sound studio.

The door is closed, all right?

So?

So?

Are you serious?

Nobody can hear you.

I mean, where would you put
a bunch of exploding people?

Seriously?

I'm not even
supposed to be here.

Why does this have to be me?

Tonight, this agent was
gonna be there at this party.

My dad...

Jenna, don't lose your shit!

There might be a way outta here.

Fuck me!

Hey, over here.

I found something.

Give us your phone.

Give us your fucking phone.

Don't like use all the battery.

Fucking hell.

Watch where you're going.

There's a door.

It's open.

What the fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

We're not getting out of here.

Well, I'm not giving up yet.

Everybody, empty your pockets.

Guys, really, just relax.

Come and sit with
me, my friends.

Let's meditate.

I got it.

What?

Don't people always break out
of prison with these things?

This isn't gold-plated.

Does that really
matter right now?

Okay, so what's the plan?

- Do we just...
- No?

They have to open the door
after eight hours, right?

All right.

Devin exploded.

And they bloody locked us in.

My parents don't
even know I'm here.

Wait, nobody knows
that I'm here either.

I'm passing through town.

What about you guys?

I'm passing through, too.

They fucking knew.

Does anyone have anybody
that knows that you're here?

Somebody that'll come for you?

They fucking knew.

Okay, seriously guys.

You're actually not
allowed to do this.

It is so illegal.

When my dad finds out,

I mean what the hell!

You better open up right now!

Open up or you will
seriously regret it!

Jenna, please.

We get it.

No, John.

I'm sorry, but no.

You can't do this to people.

This is literally the
worst moment of my life.

Well, you're finally
using literally right.

Chill out, babes.

I'm seriously getting
us out of here.

Did you all see that?

Did anyone else see that?

What happened?

How did I get here?

Magic.

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

It looked like you...

What did I do?

Teleported.

What?

What is that?

What's a teleport?

I don't know.

You tell me.

I just, I didn't wanna
fall so I had like a reflex

to be somewhere else,
and then I totally was.

That's impossible.

I can't teleport.

Either you get the exploding
pill or the teleport one.

If she can teleport, it means
you can get us outta here.

Yes.

What?

No, no.

I don't know how I did it.

I don't even know what it is.

Jenna.

No!

No way.

Ow!

Get your hands off her.

What the hell?

Help me teleport.

That really hurt you
fucking douche fucker.

I didn't even do it.

Do not push me.

That is so not okay.

You've already lost the power.

Pretty shitty then.

You okay?

Jenna, you need to
try and do it again.

I mean just start small.

Go from one side of
the room to the other.

What if that's what Devin did

and that's why he blew off?

Plus, I don't know how.

I don't know how
to teleport either,

but you gotta give it a go.

Oh my God.

I'm so fucking freaked.

No, no.

You can do this Jenna.

Come on.

Please, Jenna.

Fucking come on!

Shut up!

It's not that...

easy.

You fucking beauty.

Amazing!

You figured it out.

Yeah.

It's hard to explain.

It feels better the second time.

Amazing!

I might be able to control it.

There is a principle
in quantum mechanics

that says teleportation
is theoretically possible

but this, I mean, you realize
you're the first person

in history to do that.

Really?

Am I gonna be famous?

Forget about famous.

You just teleported.

Well, you're not
gonna be anything

if we're still stuck in here.

Okay, I'll do it and
then we are gonna kick

some serious scientist ass.

Oh, don't teleport
where someone is, yeah?

Not where I'm standing?

Don't.

Just don't.

I can do this, guys.

Yes, you can.

Okay.

Actually, can I get
some water first?

Yeah.

Okay.

Thanks.

Wait, Jenna.

Did I make something
disappear from my face?

What?

Is there something on my face?

Seriously, tell me.

The water.

Did you teleport this
from somewhere else?

I don't know.

I didn't feel at that time.

Technically, it's possible
if teleportation is possible

which I guess it is.

Oh, you bloody think.

What is this pill doing to me?

I don't know but I
don't think we should wait

to find out what it
does to everybody else.

We need to get out of here now.

Okay, you're totally right.

Okay.

I can do this.

Yes.

I'm just gonna do it
and then I'm gonna home

and take a serious
fucking shower.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Okay.

Don't fuck up, yeah?

Ah! Shit!

It didn't work.

What?

Now, is there
something on my face?

Seriously, tell...

Oh no.

Jenna.

Jenna, put your arm back.

This can't be happening.

Jenna.

Teleport it back.

Come on.

Is she doing it?

Jenna.

No, no.

She's gone.

No.

You're fucking kidding me.

No.

The pill, it's killing us.

What have you done?

This can't be happening.

Why is this happening?

Come on.

Nothing to be done.

Come on, John,
let's clean this up.

Don't touch me!

Easy there, Johnny boy.

She's gone.

We'll just clean it up, eh?

Hey, careful.

What?

She can't feel it.

She can't.

When I teleport I'm
gonna be good at it.

Fucking airhead.

I knew she'd stuff it up.

What is wrong with you?

She is dead.

Five hours on the clock.

It feels like we've only
been in here for an hour.

Can I give you a hand?

No, it's pretty much done.

Please stop doing that.

Stop it.

I'm the only one smart
enough to get us out of here.

Always leading, always
thinking for someone else.

Then do it quietly.

Can you stop being
such a little baby?

As soon as I learn to teleport,

you'll be licking
my balls in thanks.

Giggles, seriously stop.

Oh please, I'm gonna eat
you for fucking breakfast.

Why did you give her the pill?

But you know what?

Fuck you!

What's the point of
your test now fuckers?

Hey, Giggly man, why are
you so filled with anger?

Why don't you just
fucking explode?

No more fucking test.

Well, that's not very nice.

Giggles, enough.

You really think you
can make the pill work?

What the hell was that?

What's happening?

Some thing's coming through.

It's breaking.

Come on fuckers.

Come on and fight
me you fuckers!

Where did it go?

What was that?

I pissed them off.

Good.

Let them come in
and deal with me.

That wasn't the scientist.

Oh no.

It was me.

Oh, fuck me dead.

Look what the pill did to you.

And it's shit.

You can turn water
into different colors.

You're like a shitty Jesus.

I didn't even try.

I mean, I could
feel it happening

but I don't know, it's
like this surge of power.

Can you control it?

I don't know.

You have magic inside of you.

You're very lucky.

Excuse me?

You think we're lucky?

Yeah.

What is inside of us,
it's out of this world.

I think it's a gift.

Well, that gift just
killed two people.

Well, not every gift is
for every person, brother.

Look, whatever's inside
of us is more powerful

than anything that any
of us could ever imagine.

And that's why we
need to be careful.

That's why we need to
stick together as a group.

Where can they figure out
how to give us abilities?

We're like the new
evolution of science.

We're like the
first super humans.

Superheroes.

Fucking superheroes.

Hey, are you all right?

I guess the clock's
began to tick on me.

Probably not long to live.

You don't know that.

Two people in this
room have had the pill

work for them and
they both died.

It can't be controlled.

If you get out of here,
I need you to tell my dad

that I was coming back.

I just needed to get away.

Just tell him I'm sorry.

You gotta promise
me you'll do that.

Sure.

How would I find him?

John, stop playing dumb.

You didn't just code
read this group.

I saw you.

Saw him do what?

He sneaked in to a room and
looked through our files.

You read our questionnaire?

I had some really
private stuff in there.

No wonder you knew
all that shit about us.

No, you I guessed.

Dickhead.

You have a big fucking
dick on your head.

And colorgirl.

Oh, how dumb is
your fucking power?

Yeah, we'll see what you get.

I'm gonna choose my power.

Hey, what are you doing?

I choose that mind control one.

What?

Telekinesis.

What did you call me?

It's the name of
that power, dumb-ass.

What are you muttering?

Nothing.

None of that color
bullshit or flying.

Why does anyone wanna fly?

And people don't know this.

We can already fly.

It's pretty inexpensive too.

And you get a movie
and a free meal.

That makes no sense.

You don't get to choose.

What the fuck would you know?

If I can move this pear,
I can move anything.

And I can open the
door and I'm free.

You know what I'm gonna
do as soon as I get out?

I'm gonna go straight
down to the nearest bank

and I'm gonna move that money
straight into my pockets.

I'm gonna pick out
the prettiest girl,

I'm gonna move her straight
on the end of my knob.

So your plan is to rape people.

It's not rape.

On the subject of
telekinesis rape, are you?

You know what?

You could all sit around here

with your dicks in your hands.

I'm getting outta here.

Fuck!

Don't throw food.

Nikki?

All this talk and I can't
stop thinking about it.

Oh, I think I need to use it.

Don't change people or nothing.

I mean don't tell me black
or any shit like that.

Just shut up.

Hey, are you okay?

Did you use it?

Nothing happened.

Just try again.

No, it worked.

It gets easier every time.

It feels good almost.

Shit.

Maybe that's what
happened to Devin.

He was using his power
without even realizing it

and blew himself up.

Maybe Jenna didn't understand
her own strength and...

Oh, I don't want anything.

Seriously, what
is your problem?

You have a chance of
being a superhero.

And you're just staring there
like a whiny little bitch.

Settle down, Giggles.

No, I'm sick of
this fucking whinging.

We maybe stuck in here
but we're one pair away

from being so fucking brilliant.

And all I ever hear from
you is "wa, wa, wa, wa, wa."

Leave me alone.

Beautiful.

I felt it.

So I just made it happen.

You're another teleporter.

No, I don't think so.

I don't know.

But I'm pretty sure I can...

Yeah.

I think I can
travel back in time.

Can you say that again?

You can travel back in time?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Pretty cool, hey.

I can go back.

Do things different.

Friends, school, I'd go
back to Forest Greg Camp

I won't be "pee
pee Lilly" anymore.

What the fuck?

You can go back in time

and not a word of thanks?

I got that power out of you.

You're like Back to the Future.

That's a good power.

You could learn a lot
from her, Colorgirl.

Don't call me that.

You know that's gonna be your
shitty superhero name, yeah?

Lilly, can you do it again?

I mean I guess if I
could I already would've.

Hi.

Well, I guess I did.

So cool.

I've been so into time
travel my whole life.

And now I can actually do it.

Listen, the pill is asking
us to make changes, right?

It's given us all the
Time, gas, movement.

And if you can control it,
you could fix the world.

With any ideas about what's
going on in this fucking room.

I mean the second time it
happened it felt amazing.

It was like I could choose
exactly when I went and where.

You can control it already?

Where do I go?

Oi, go back before
the World Cup.

I know all the results.

We'll make a fucking million!

Wouldn't you still
be stuck in here?

I haven't thought the whole
plan for it yet, John.

Have I?

Of course.

Lilly, you could go back in time

and you could tell us
not to do the experiment.

I mean, that way Jenna and
Devin would still be alive.

I don't think you understand
how time travel works.

Like I might be able
to visit the past

but that doesn't mean I
can manipulate the future.

I'd be playing with an
infinite number of variables.

How do you know all this?

This is just the stuff I know.

On the weekends, you
drink and have fun.

This is what I do.

You should not play
with time, Lilly.

You can only seek salvation
by moving forward.

Don't do it, my little sister.

Maybe I could even go
back to before I was born.

Like I could look at
a picture of Einstein

and go back to the moment
it was taken and meet him.

He'd be so blown away.

Wait.

And I tell him all about
the theory of relatively,

and then he just tells
people he came up with it.

Maybe I'm Einstein.

Fuck!

Tell me to come steal the
pill but not go in the room.

What?

I just want an
ability, all right?

This pill is sexist.

I mean superheroes are
supposed to be men.

You have no idea of the
effects you could have

outside of this room.

But we won't see the
other side of this room.

I just don't
think it will work.

There are three common
types of time travel:

Fixed, multiverse, and dynamic.

I just strongly believe
in a fixed timeline.

Sorry.

Can you explain all this?

Okay.

Just say time travel works
on a fixed timeline basis.

That means that time
operates as a static line.

When I go back, we can
deviate from this line.

In fact, it goes so far
as to say that any change

I could make has
already happened.

So if it's a fixed timeline,
I could already gone back

hundreds of times
and tried to save us.

We're also standing
here right now.

With Novikov's
self-consistency principle.

I couldn't agree more.

Fuck!

Ow! Stop doing that.

Oh my God.

So I guess you can
all see me again.

Okay, just say my dad
is killed in a robbery.

I go back in time to
when the thief is a baby

and kill him to save my dad.

Where did he come from?

To the future,
my dad is still dead,

still killed in
the same robbery.

Lilly, a guy just
appeared in the room.

Don't you get it?

After I kill the
thief, his parents

adopt another kid
to fill the boy.

A kid who grows
up, all messed up,

becomes a thief
and kills my dad.

What the fuck is going on here?

Nothing can change
once it's happened.

If it's a fixed timeline
then we're stuck here.

I mean, how do you change
what's already happened?

Who the fuck are you?

Seriously?

None of you this time?

Phil Gaylord, out
of work sales rep.

Is that your real name?

Am I the lord of the gays?

You've said that
thing countless times.

No, I haven't.

Yes, you have.

You all know me.

Every time I come back you all
seem to know a little less.

Nikki, I just hoped you
clean up after Jenna.

We talked about going home.

There's no way.

I've never seen you before.

Come on.

You know me, Nikki.

You've known me for
most of your life.

We grew up together.

I used to walk you home.

I don't know what to say.

I have no idea who you are.

I've been doing this
stupid test for you,

so you can't run
away on me again.

Excuse me?

You're dating this guy?

No.

I'm gonna save you, Nikki.

Don't you worry.

I'm getting us out of here.

You'll come home with me.

I'll take care of you.

What is wrong with you?

You know nothing about me.

I know everything about you.

I know why you ran away.

- I know about the accident.
- Shut up!

It wasn't your fault.

You didn't even say goodbye.

Me and your father have been
looking for you for two years.

And I'm getting you
out of this room

and I'm taking you home.

How could you know that?

This ability.

It's getting so powerful.

So you're in here
from the very start?

I took the pill
the same time as you,

it just worked on
me immediately.

What is your
superpower exactly?

I turn invisible, obviously.

At first, I thought you
guys were just ignoring me.

Then I started screaming at you.

I even tried touching you.

I thought you're
feeling the pill.

Yes, yes.

You touched us?

So where did you touch us?

It doesn't matter.

Anyway, I lost control of it.

I kept popping in and out.

I got so powerful so quick.

Before I knew it, I was starting

to be erased from your minds.

Guys, listen!

It could be a multiverse.

That means that every
time I travel back

I create a new reality.

In those realities
we might be safe.

But in this one here and now,

we're still stuck in the room.

No, I've already travelled and
seen myself in this reality.

So it can't be.

It's gotta be fixed or dynamic.

You're not at all
interested in this idiot.

Hey.

Sorry, I'm just a bit jealous.

And I'd say with your powers.

What if I use it again and
I'm erased from existence,

Wait a second, have you guys
not noticed jumps in time?

I mean you forget every
conversation you have with me.

You basically skipped
that moment in history

like it never happened.

That explains why it
feels we've only been here

for such a short time.

I remember you.

Do you think maybe you might
wanna have mentioned that?

You need to discover
your own path, brother.

Besides, I didn't know
if you were coming back.

So it didn't seem worth
scaring the group.

If you're invisible, just
walk through the door.

That's not what
invisible means.

I've told you this.

I'm still stuck in
here just like you.

Nobody can see me.

Maybe your powers
a bit shit then.

Yeah, that would be right.

Guys, stop worrying
about Mr. Invisible.

I might be able to
get us out of here.

Jesus.

There's one more option.

It's the most dangerous

and it's also the most unlikely.

So I really punched you, yeah?

You told me it's
a prison reflex.

Yeah, it is.

From bum raping you.

Guys, shut up.

Listen to Lilly.

Do you have any idea what
it's like to disappear?

Dynamic.

This is where shit gets crazy.

It poses that if I go back

I can impact this moment.

I tell us not to go into
the room and we don't.

Fucking awesome.

But if I do that, I
could create a paradox.

And I kinda might wreck
the whole universe.

What will the paradox be?

Okay, well, if
I go back in time

and tell myself not
to take the pill,

then I don't take the pill

and tell myself
not take the pill.

And what if the new me
doesn't push out the old me

and I just keep creating
duplicates of myself.

I mean guys this is heavy.

No, just don't stuff
up, what's her name?

Her name was Jenna.

What if I create
an infinity loop

and taking the pill
and keep going back

and taking the pill
and keep going back

and taking the pill.

I can't do it.

No, I can't do it.

We can't.

Lilly, you have a
chance to save us.

You've gotta try.

You can do this, Lilly.

What the fuck?

Lilly, you might be our only
hope of getting out of here.

I know it's not fair
to put that on you.

I'm just scared, okay?

I will have done
nothing with my life.

There's so much.

I did this test so I'd have
money to go to Comic-Con.

I just wanted to hangout
with people like me.

What?

Other little weirdoes?

Shut the fuck up.

You misogynistic, homophobic,
self-centered asshole.

Nobody cares what you think.

You stupid, dumb, fucking loser.

All right.

Okay, I'll do it.

I'll see you on the
other side of that door,

otherwise if any of
you get the same power

say hi to Einstein for me.

You can do this.

I know.

Guys?

Guys?

Guys.

Guys?

Are you still here?

Stop.

No.

Oh my God.

How did I get here?

Stop!

Who are you guys?
What the hell?

Stop!

Where am I?

Help!

Guys, we're creating
an infinite loop.

You need to stop.

What's going on?

Stop!

I fucking knew it.

Fuck!

Fuck!

What does it mean?

I don't know.

It can't end like this.

Maybe your power will
be to break through doors

and get us out of here, huh?

What happened?

Old baseball injury.

You lie more naturally
than you tell the truth.

Oh God.

Guys, I owe money to

are very serious about
me paying them back.

And if you can't?

Let's just worry
about one thing

possibly causing
my death at a time.

Are you okay?

It's just the power.

I don't feel so good.

I just need a minute
to clear my head.

Yeah.

Okay.

I have always loved you.

Who the fuck!

What happened?

You okay?

John?

What?

What is it?

Do your insides feel weird?

Did you find your power?

I don't know.

I think I'm losing my mind.

Are you serious?

But I'm gonna be ready
and looking good.

What is it?

Looks like our friend over here

sees himself as a
bit of a superhero.

It's not finished, is it?

Do I like it's my idea
to make fun of me, does it?

Okay.

Okay.

Here.

The Giggler.

What did I just say?

Stop!

Stop it!

Stop it you fucking idiots.

Fuck me.

How about that?

I just got my ability.

What is it?

I don't have to breathe.

You don't need to breathe?

Hold your breath.

Well?

I think he's right.

Wait a minute.

I don't have to breathe.

Fuck me!

I'm like Aquaman.

Who?

Aquaman.

We used to have these
comics in prison.

I fucking hated him.

He's a superhero that
can swim with the fishes.

He's basically the most
boring superhero ever.

Still gonna call
yourself The Giggler?

I can't even swim.

I'm like a shitter
than shit Aquaman.

You probably can't even
communicate with fish.

So you're like shitter
than a shit shit Aquaman.

Oh, you suddenly got a
sense of humor, have you?

Hey, I'd love to
communicate with the fishes.

I think Aquaman's an
amazing superhero.

Why are you here, Corey?

Why would you take
a pill for science

when you're into energy
and all that shit?

Why are you fucking here, Corey?

Hey, just relax.

Take a deep breath.

Oh wait, you can't.

It's not funny.

Yes, it is.

I want a better power.

I want a better power.

I want a better fucking power.

The universe works
in mysterious ways.

There is no chance.

It's just an
infinite story, lad,

where you're gonna get
what you deserve to get.

Guys, the clock.

We're gonna get out of here.

Eight hours already.

We're here until the
universe wants us to be here.

Seriously, suck a
bag of dicks, Corey.

Watch out world, The
Giggler is coming.

Well, chose a name then.

Fucking hell!

Get me out of this fucking hell!

I knew that door wouldn't
open until those geeks

saw exactly what
we're capable of.

By my count, I think
we've got two powers

we haven't seen yet.

You and that fucking freak.

If you would do a drug test,

you don't open that
door until you see

exactly what that pill does.

That's how we get out
of here, isn't it?

Giggles, you're scaring me.

You think I give
a fuck about you?

I have killed people
for looking at me

the wrong fucking way.

That door doesn't open until
we show them our powers.

So let's show them our
powers right fucking now!

Giggles, stop.

Yeah, why don't you relax?

All those stress is
making you unpleasant.

I'm fucking done with you.

I've been watching him.

He just looks and
spies all day long.

No, I've been meditating.

No, you haven't.

You've been practicing.

No, I'm meditate everyday.

Just like any
other day I'm here.

Show me your fucking power.

I don't feel so good.

What are you doing?

This is amazing.

Giggles.

It gets better.

What are you doing?

Giggles, stop it.

It gets more powerful.

Stop right now!

Giggles, what are you doing?

Stop it!

Tell me your power.

I wouldn't do that.

Tell me your fucking power.

Tell me your powers you
little fucking shit.

Stop it!

Are you doing this?

Are you playing with the lights?

It's so powerful.

Stop, Giggles.

You're killing him.

It gets more
powerful each time.

I can control the air.

Can you feel that, Corey?

Giggles.

Can you feel this, Corey?

Can you feel all the air
just leaving your lung?

Tell me your fucking power.

Listen to me, Giggles, please.

Stop it!

Fucking idiot.

I'm so powerful.

It's fucking amazing.

Do you know why they
call me Giggles, John?

Because no matter what sick
shit they gave me in prison,

I just smiled and
laughed at them.

Do you understand?

You can't fuck with me.

Is this turning you on?

Is this turning you on?

Let me show you what
this pill can do.

I'm the superhero in this room.

I win.

You found your power.

I don't understand.

Are you okay?

No.

He's gone.

Trust me.

That was you.

What's your power?

I can change things.

All things.

I got it seconds
after taking the pill.

You see, I felt
something immediately

because I live a pure lifestyle.

Why didn't you tell us?

Because I needed to discover
what was inside of me.

I mean, I wish you could
see what I see, brother.

Feel what I feel.

I have become a God.

And I will be good.

I will be so good.

You've been using your
powers from the beginning.

It's too dangerous.

You see, that's
where you're wrong.

I was eating an apple
when I first felt it

and then suddenly I
was eating a banana.

You see, the thing is
I can change matter.

It starts small
but then it gets,

I mean it gets wow.

And now, I mean now I've
gone so far beyond matter.

I understand the
language of nature.

I see the code that makes
up the entire universe.

It's so beautiful.

It's great that
you can see the code.

Can we please just get
out of this fucking room?

No.

No, that's simply not an option.

I mean that's too dangerous.

That's why I moved the room.

You what?

I moved the room.

After Devin exploded,

I had to make sure that
no one could leave.

Can you imagine if
a man like Giggles

was allowed outside this room?

The damage he would do?

Don't you get it?

I made the door
impossible to open.

I surrounded us by brick.

I moved us to a safe location

and I left an empty
room in its place.

To see the look on those
stupid scientists' faces

when they walked
into an empty room.

Oh, and Lilly, I guess
that must have been

a little bit confusing for her.

Oops!

Where the fuck are we?

And who was trying to get in?

About that, I wanna be
completely honest with you.

You see, when I moved
the room at first,

I was still working
on my powers.

That might have been a pack
of wild animals or something.

Either way, it's okay.

I moved us again.

We're all good now.

I just wanna go home.

I know you do.

I know but I feel I
should explain something.

You see these underground trials

they have been
going on for years.

I mean they do these secret
tests on desperate people

like you guys and they
trial these goddamn drugs

and they don't care
how dangerous they are.

See, I've been trying to
get one of these for months.

Blow the lid off
the whole thing.

Show the world that
everything we need

we get from nature.

It's a sign from the universe
that I was put in this test

that I took that pill.

I am worthy of this mission

and I accept.

You're worthy?

You were chosen.

John...

we were chosen.

And everyone failed.

Except me.

Could you open
the door, please?

Please, I'm begging you.

No.

No, you see being a god means

making some hard decision.

You see, I sat just over there

and I watched
everything everyone did.

And none of you all
have the ability

to control or the purity I do.

So I can't risk it.

And the universe
certainly can't risk it.

I'm sorry.

I really am.

What the fuck was that?

Who was that?

That was Phil.

He was never gonna be special.

You killed him?

Don't see it as death.

Please, I'm so beyond that now.

I wish you could come with me.

I really do.

I promise I'm gonna turn you
into something beautiful.

Beautiful.

But you, John...

You're the worst of them all.

I had to.

It's just us now.

Thank you.

You saved me and I
don't deserve it.

Of course you do.

You're good, John.

No.

It's not true.

I really needed this money.

And I heard a guy
talking about the trials

so I...

So what did you do?

I knocked him out.

Stole his identity.

Your name isn't John, is it?

How many lies have you told me?

Just one more.

What's wrong?

It doesn't feel right.

It's too much it hurts.

What's happening?

It doesn't hurt anymore.

I guess I really wasn't
meant to be a superhero.

No.

Nikki, no.

Don't leave me in here alone.

Nikki.

Don't leave me here alone.

What have you got for me?

Give me something to fix this.

♪ Hey here I am what
a blast from the past

♪ You could say that I've
learned to think twice

♪ Or three times or a hundred

♪ If I'm stuck in a loop

♪ But I'm back to
dispense this advice

♪ If you wanna be a
good time traveler

♪ You can't be a time unraveller

♪ So back or forward
when I was an amateur

♪ I wish somebody told
me not break the calendar

♪ Steer clear of butterflies

♪ Don't enter fear
it someone dies

♪ 'Cause if you do
it you might end up

♪ Because of your demise

♪ Learn how to improvise

♪ Prepare to re-re-reprise

♪ It's easier to mess things up

♪ Than know the common plies

♪ But I guess you might as well

♪ 'Cause only time can tell

♪ Terminate all your theories

♪ They'll just change anyway

♪ You're no hero

♪ You are not Superman

♪ And besides even he
sent the world in reverse

♪ Don't do that
not even if you can

♪ If you wanna change
your path or story

♪ And you don't have
a docker a DeLorean

♪ Don't loop around

♪ So you can have a
chat with your passels

♪ Or go through wormholes

♪ And get stuck in
infinite bookshelves

♪ Resist the urge to intervene

♪ Try not to lose
your time machine

♪ You can't bring
back the ones you love

♪ You're not the Wolverine

♪ Leave your
stopover as pristine

♪ And don't get
stranded in between

♪ It's hard to
explain everything

♪ Best just to ask Einstein

♪ But I guess you might as well

♪ Because only time can tell

♪ Time after time it tells

♪ That time will tell

This is Be My Girl
from Death Bullocks.

Here we go.

One, two, one, two, three.

♪ You're my girl

♪ You're my girl

♪ Your clothes look good

♪ But they're on the floor

♪ So take off your pants

♪ Take off your pants

♪ And touch my balls

♪ I said take off your pants

♪ Take off your pants

♪ And touch my balls

♪ And be my girl

♪ Dead Bullocks rules