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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,456 --> 00:00:15,789 A film by A gang of passionate filmmakers 2 00:01:33,706 --> 00:01:38,623 THE PERFECT ESCAPE 3 00:01:48,873 --> 00:01:51,789 SWITZERLAND 4 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,331 Gretta's green guide 5 00:02:04,414 --> 00:02:06,831 It's Greta. I love her! 6 00:02:07,081 --> 00:02:09,331 You know the anagram of Greta, is actually great 7 00:02:09,414 --> 00:02:12,498 And I think that describes her perfectly 8 00:02:12,581 --> 00:02:15,206 She is the true leader of our planet 9 00:02:15,289 --> 00:02:19,873 You should read it. It's really great. 10 00:02:40,289 --> 00:02:41,456 - Seb... - What? 11 00:02:41,539 --> 00:02:44,539 Do you mind just keeping it down? There are people in this train. 12 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:46,373 Come on, Let them hear some music! 13 00:03:09,331 --> 00:03:10,414 Hi 14 00:03:11,164 --> 00:03:12,248 Are you enjoying your meal? 15 00:03:13,331 --> 00:03:14,914 - Yes, thank you! - Yeah? 16 00:03:15,039 --> 00:03:16,390 - Would you like some? - No, thank you! 17 00:03:16,414 --> 00:03:19,248 Do you know how long it takes for plastic bags to decompose? 18 00:03:19,789 --> 00:03:21,998 - No. - 450 years 19 00:03:22,581 --> 00:03:25,206 450 years! 20 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:30,206 So you are not only destroying the planet, you are also cursing the lives of future generations 21 00:03:30,831 --> 00:03:31,914 I'm just saying... 22 00:03:32,873 --> 00:03:34,539 I hope you can live with that... 23 00:03:35,164 --> 00:03:37,206 Bon Appétit! By the way 24 00:03:46,289 --> 00:03:48,623 LONDRA, MAREA BRITANIE 25 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:51,623 Did you arrive? Have fun! 26 00:03:52,373 --> 00:03:55,373 Please be careful and don't take your brother outside the tracks. 27 00:03:55,789 --> 00:03:56,789 Ok? 28 00:03:57,914 --> 00:03:58,914 Promise? 29 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:00,373 Can you pass him on the phone? 30 00:04:00,456 --> 00:04:03,498 No. Ok. Very well. Bye love! Yes. 31 00:04:04,206 --> 00:04:05,206 Yeah. 32 00:04:05,581 --> 00:04:08,123 Dad sends love too. 33 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:10,373 Bye! 34 00:04:15,873 --> 00:04:17,331 Had a late night. 35 00:04:18,123 --> 00:04:20,498 This project is taking up so much time. 36 00:04:21,039 --> 00:04:25,373 The boys just arrived to the chalet They will stay there for New Year's Eve 37 00:04:25,664 --> 00:04:26,748 Great! 38 00:04:29,664 --> 00:04:31,706 - Can you help me? - Sure. 39 00:04:36,081 --> 00:04:38,081 Yeah. Just got home. 40 00:04:38,873 --> 00:04:39,873 Yeah... 41 00:04:40,623 --> 00:04:44,289 - Yeah, I'm just going to pack and I'll be at the airport... - Can't that wait Scott? 42 00:04:45,248 --> 00:04:47,164 Yeah, yeah, no 43 00:04:47,248 --> 00:04:48,248 I won't forget... 44 00:04:51,373 --> 00:04:52,373 Fallen star? 45 00:04:54,664 --> 00:04:55,664 Huh, cut off. 46 00:04:59,039 --> 00:05:00,789 The nanny will do it. 47 00:05:02,623 --> 00:05:05,331 My sister is waiting for me, I should go. 48 00:05:06,664 --> 00:05:09,081 Why do you have conferences on New Year's Eve? 49 00:05:09,206 --> 00:05:11,373 I change it if I could, but you know... 50 00:05:11,456 --> 00:05:13,664 - Work is... - I know 51 00:05:13,748 --> 00:05:14,748 I go to change 52 00:05:19,248 --> 00:05:20,998 PARIS, FRANCE 53 00:05:21,414 --> 00:05:24,539 SPERM BANK 54 00:05:24,831 --> 00:05:27,081 Honestly, I feel like a cliché. 55 00:05:27,206 --> 00:05:29,956 Looking for someone smart, of course 56 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:33,164 as talented as possible, 57 00:05:35,289 --> 00:05:37,414 funny is crucial, it's very important, 58 00:05:37,789 --> 00:05:38,789 and what else? 59 00:05:38,998 --> 00:05:40,831 Without any family history of disease 60 00:05:40,914 --> 00:05:44,248 no serial killers in the family. 61 00:05:44,331 --> 00:05:48,581 The way you talk, I get the hint, but I can't be a donor. 62 00:05:48,706 --> 00:05:51,039 - Internal policy - OK... 63 00:05:51,123 --> 00:05:52,498 This way, please. 64 00:05:55,081 --> 00:05:56,164 Good day! 65 00:05:56,664 --> 00:05:57,831 So... 66 00:06:00,123 --> 00:06:02,748 What's the most sought-after donor profile? 67 00:06:02,831 --> 00:06:08,956 "The Swedes" is classic, blue eyes, smart, a bit aggressive... 68 00:06:09,081 --> 00:06:10,414 But I don't recommend it. 69 00:06:10,498 --> 00:06:13,581 Long term, those genes haven't been exposed to much light, 70 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:17,123 might lead to skin cancer or suicidal tendencies. 71 00:06:17,248 --> 00:06:19,164 - Then no. - No, definitely not. 72 00:06:19,914 --> 00:06:23,581 - Anything else? - It's simple. 73 00:06:23,831 --> 00:06:26,081 Australians for height and body shape. 74 00:06:26,164 --> 00:06:30,289 Hispanics for that "sangre caliente." 75 00:06:30,373 --> 00:06:33,581 And Asians for manners. 76 00:06:33,748 --> 00:06:34,539 That's pretty much it. 77 00:06:34,623 --> 00:06:38,706 But for all these qualities... 78 00:06:39,539 --> 00:06:40,539 try a French touch. 79 00:06:41,539 --> 00:06:45,539 - Ok, great. Thanks! - Bye! 80 00:07:01,623 --> 00:07:02,623 I'm off. 81 00:07:07,373 --> 00:07:10,164 - Let me know when you get there safely. - Sure. Yeah. 82 00:07:10,248 --> 00:07:13,456 - And say help to your sister for me. - Yeah. 83 00:07:13,581 --> 00:07:15,706 - Don't work too hard. - No, no. 84 00:07:15,789 --> 00:07:18,289 - Ciao! - Ciao! I love you! 85 00:07:39,914 --> 00:07:43,123 Can't wait to meet you!!! 86 00:07:49,164 --> 00:07:51,831 Le Chable railway station Swiss Alps 87 00:08:11,623 --> 00:08:12,873 Hi there! 88 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:18,706 Namaste! 89 00:08:20,873 --> 00:08:22,289 - Namaste! - Hi! 90 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:24,039 Welcome, my friends! 91 00:08:24,248 --> 00:08:25,331 I'm Joel 92 00:08:25,956 --> 00:08:28,331 This is Laura and I am Sebastian. 93 00:08:29,373 --> 00:08:33,831 I just want to make sure that everything at the hotel is 100% eco-friendly, like you advertised? 94 00:08:33,956 --> 00:08:37,123 Whole shebang 98% to be exact 95 00:08:37,914 --> 00:08:41,081 - We projected it ourselves - 98%? 96 00:08:41,164 --> 00:08:42,164 100%! 97 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:45,623 98% to 100%. 98 00:08:48,664 --> 00:08:52,331 And this, what is this? Hibrid, alternative fuel? 99 00:08:52,456 --> 00:08:55,123 You see, Laura here, is a climate change activist. 100 00:08:55,206 --> 00:08:57,166 As are we that is why we decided to move out here 101 00:08:57,789 --> 00:08:59,456 See. He understands. 102 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:03,289 This truck is gas, But we bought it second hand. 103 00:09:03,831 --> 00:09:09,248 We only use it to pick up visitors, goods and for emergencies 104 00:09:12,414 --> 00:09:15,498 - I'm not taking this car. It's gas! - Come on. 105 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:17,956 Come on, I can't carry all of this stuff by myself. 106 00:09:18,081 --> 00:09:21,331 Then you take the car, but I'm gonna be walking. 107 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:24,831 Good... 108 00:09:27,206 --> 00:09:28,206 Actually... 109 00:09:29,289 --> 00:09:30,414 it is this way. 110 00:09:58,123 --> 00:09:59,164 Merde! 111 00:10:05,914 --> 00:10:08,414 - Excuse me, what is you wifi password? - No WIFI. 112 00:10:09,831 --> 00:10:11,623 - Alessa! - What? 113 00:10:11,706 --> 00:10:14,039 I asked you to book a cab with WiFi. 114 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:17,248 - Yeah. - Sorry, but I forgot. 115 00:10:19,081 --> 00:10:22,956 - Well, at least I got some great news, you know. - Yeah? What is it? 116 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:26,873 I went to the sperm bank this morning. 117 00:10:27,581 --> 00:10:29,081 - Already? - Yeah. 118 00:10:29,164 --> 00:10:31,804 We just have to decide who is going to be the biological mother now 119 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:33,331 Right... 120 00:10:35,748 --> 00:10:39,623 I have a lot of contracts going on and to be honest, I am quite busy right now. 121 00:10:39,748 --> 00:10:41,206 Yeah, right, your carrier. 122 00:10:41,331 --> 00:10:43,531 Yeah, I'm starting to make real money with it. You know. 123 00:10:45,289 --> 00:10:46,289 It's good. 124 00:10:47,539 --> 00:10:49,748 - It is happening. - It's ok. 125 00:10:50,914 --> 00:10:52,289 I'll do it. 126 00:10:52,706 --> 00:10:53,706 Yeah? 127 00:10:55,123 --> 00:10:57,748 So, what kind of sperm do you want to go for? 128 00:10:58,873 --> 00:11:00,706 I think just classic. You know... 129 00:11:00,914 --> 00:11:04,581 They have someone tall, handsome and funny? 130 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:08,414 - What about the sperm star sign? - Thank you Can you chose that? 131 00:11:08,581 --> 00:11:13,039 - Ok, În that case I want... Libra. - No, I'm just kidding 132 00:11:16,706 --> 00:11:18,956 - Hello Sir! Thank you - Hi! 133 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,664 Welcome to my small world. 134 00:11:26,789 --> 00:11:30,248 What a day is today, What a rare mood 135 00:11:30,373 --> 00:11:33,664 and it is almost like being in love 136 00:11:34,081 --> 00:11:36,998 You have a great sense of textures and colors. 137 00:11:37,081 --> 00:11:38,498 You're an artist? 138 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:39,831 Architect. 139 00:11:41,164 --> 00:11:42,414 It's an art form. 140 00:11:42,956 --> 00:11:44,748 Vanilla, patchouli... 141 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:48,539 Armani Prive, Damascus Rose. Am I right? 142 00:11:49,623 --> 00:11:52,956 No you are not a cliche. Very good! 143 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,914 It's an exquisite choice sir. 144 00:11:55,998 --> 00:11:59,248 Are you on your way to see somebody special? 145 00:11:59,331 --> 00:12:01,623 I hope so. It's a blind date. 146 00:12:02,039 --> 00:12:05,248 Why the blind date? What are you after? 147 00:12:06,331 --> 00:12:09,373 Oh God... What am I after? What am I after?! 148 00:12:09,664 --> 00:12:14,373 Someone who understands me, interested in what I have to say. 149 00:12:14,581 --> 00:12:16,206 Yeah, I didn't mean to cross the line 150 00:12:16,289 --> 00:12:19,289 but I see vitality sexual exuberance 151 00:12:19,414 --> 00:12:22,164 I'm motivated and inspired by Rubens 152 00:12:22,248 --> 00:12:26,164 His heighten sense of realism in women 153 00:12:26,248 --> 00:12:29,164 So, yes... I'm a painter 154 00:12:30,039 --> 00:12:31,956 and I just do this to earn some extra cash 155 00:12:32,081 --> 00:12:34,623 so I can survive in city as an artist 156 00:12:34,748 --> 00:12:39,081 But here, take my card, you can see all my stuff on my website. 157 00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:42,914 You can always call me if you need another ride. Because I need the freaking cash 158 00:12:43,039 --> 00:12:45,123 I'm never going to look at that. 159 00:12:47,164 --> 00:12:48,373 So, what's her name? 160 00:12:48,498 --> 00:12:50,789 - Rose. - Beautiful. 161 00:12:51,289 --> 00:12:53,373 From the latin rosa. 162 00:13:06,164 --> 00:13:09,164 That, my friend, is a rose in full bloom. 163 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:12,123 You might want to capture that before the petals fall off. 164 00:13:12,206 --> 00:13:13,831 Please stop talking! 165 00:13:20,664 --> 00:13:21,789 Rose? 166 00:13:22,623 --> 00:13:24,373 No... 167 00:13:29,248 --> 00:13:31,331 We finally meet. 168 00:13:35,331 --> 00:13:37,164 Wow, what a powerful aura. 169 00:13:38,664 --> 00:13:41,206 Such strong energy. 170 00:13:42,123 --> 00:13:42,831 Rose? 171 00:13:42,914 --> 00:13:44,664 No. I'm Britta. 172 00:13:44,748 --> 00:13:46,831 Your Rose is waiting for you at the hotel. 173 00:13:46,914 --> 00:13:48,789 I'll just grab your bag. 174 00:14:12,789 --> 00:14:14,373 So... what do you do? 175 00:14:14,498 --> 00:14:16,456 - I'm... - I'm an influencer. 176 00:14:16,539 --> 00:14:18,831 Life style and LGBTQ culture. 177 00:14:21,664 --> 00:14:23,248 - What do you do? - She's a teacher. 178 00:14:23,373 --> 00:14:27,623 The thing with influencers is driven by the relationship between the influencer and the followers. 179 00:14:27,706 --> 00:14:29,831 I have over a million of them. 180 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,996 When you are creating content you have to understand 181 00:14:32,081 --> 00:14:33,623 How the algorithm works 182 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:34,706 Yep. 183 00:14:37,748 --> 00:14:38,873 Teach maths? 184 00:14:38,956 --> 00:14:42,123 Oh, God, no! Primary school. 185 00:14:42,831 --> 00:14:44,289 - You must love kids. - I do. 186 00:14:44,414 --> 00:14:46,164 Please don't start. Don't! 187 00:14:53,956 --> 00:14:55,123 I'm an architect. 188 00:14:55,206 --> 00:14:56,456 - Are you? - Yeah. 189 00:14:56,581 --> 00:14:58,831 Finally some grown up stuff! 190 00:14:59,206 --> 00:15:01,331 - Do you have any cool projects? - No. 191 00:15:01,414 --> 00:15:04,623 - I studied interior design at school. - There 192 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:09,373 - Yeah, it is... - You definitely deserve a 10 for that 193 00:15:09,498 --> 00:15:12,414 It's called "10" because that is the month I was born in 194 00:15:12,498 --> 00:15:13,539 Oh, Ok. 195 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:17,164 So you are a libra then? 196 00:15:17,289 --> 00:15:19,748 - Yes. - Be careful what you wish for! 197 00:15:53,664 --> 00:16:00,123 Wow, this is... AWESOME! 198 00:16:00,248 --> 00:16:01,248 Thank you 199 00:16:02,456 --> 00:16:05,581 Here you can hear the silence. 200 00:16:13,956 --> 00:16:17,331 - So... what do you sing? - I actually compose. 201 00:16:17,456 --> 00:16:20,289 - A bit of rock here and there, some folk - Ok. 202 00:16:21,873 --> 00:16:24,331 Oh, sorry, Laura got me this watch for Christmas 203 00:16:24,456 --> 00:16:25,539 It checks the air quality 204 00:16:25,581 --> 00:16:27,706 Well, ain't that something. 205 00:16:27,789 --> 00:16:31,164 Do you know we have over 60% oxigen în our bodies 206 00:16:31,248 --> 00:16:32,248 What does it say? 207 00:16:32,914 --> 00:16:34,706 Cleanest air ever. 208 00:16:35,331 --> 00:16:38,498 And... the perfect place to get inspired 209 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:43,331 Well, any good friend of nature is a good friend of mine Joel 210 00:16:43,456 --> 00:16:46,039 Stop it! You're going to make me blush 211 00:16:46,164 --> 00:16:49,623 the last time I did that was in 1999 212 00:16:50,206 --> 00:16:53,581 I felt asleep in the buff at 30 degrees C 213 00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:56,956 It was Woodstock III festival, in Rome, New York. 214 00:16:57,623 --> 00:17:00,373 You can imagine the burns I got down below 215 00:17:00,456 --> 00:17:01,498 Ok... 216 00:17:01,706 --> 00:17:03,498 I was on fire. 217 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,831 On fire, yeah. "Your sex is on fire!" 218 00:17:06,914 --> 00:17:08,664 Please, don't sing! 219 00:17:09,248 --> 00:17:10,373 Why? 220 00:17:11,206 --> 00:17:14,039 Because... because... You have to 221 00:17:14,706 --> 00:17:17,206 You have to, Rest your voice! 222 00:17:17,456 --> 00:17:18,456 Yeah... 223 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,164 - Bip. bip. - Come on. 224 00:17:23,539 --> 00:17:25,289 That is the thing with mass production. 225 00:17:25,414 --> 00:17:29,664 We're now, buying 65% more clothes then we did 15 years ago. 226 00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:30,956 So, I'll let you imagine... 227 00:17:31,081 --> 00:17:34,748 Laura, I fell like I'm at a trivia contest, honestly 228 00:17:35,539 --> 00:17:37,664 Ok, let's talk about your song then 229 00:17:37,789 --> 00:17:40,456 I still don't get why you have to go for 6 months 230 00:17:40,956 --> 00:17:43,248 Pff.. that's a long title. Not very catchy. 231 00:17:43,581 --> 00:17:46,706 Really? Six months in Brazil to save the amazonian forest? 232 00:17:46,789 --> 00:17:47,914 You can come and visit. 233 00:17:47,998 --> 00:17:50,831 Oh, yeah, of course I can come and visit Why didn't I think of that? 234 00:17:51,623 --> 00:17:53,463 Let me just check my account balance reel quick 235 00:17:54,581 --> 00:17:56,706 and it says: You are broke Sebastian 236 00:17:56,956 --> 00:17:59,724 - You know you can meet someone else. - I don't want to meet someone else. 237 00:17:59,748 --> 00:18:01,956 Then what is the point of being in an open relationship? 238 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,289 What? 239 00:18:03,914 --> 00:18:05,039 What are you talking about? 240 00:18:05,164 --> 00:18:07,182 What is that? What's a rel-openship? Who is in that? 241 00:18:07,206 --> 00:18:09,164 I don't know, we can try. 242 00:18:09,539 --> 00:18:12,623 Monogamy is so old school. 243 00:18:12,706 --> 00:18:15,789 Polyamory is the new thing. I don't care about what is the new thing. 244 00:18:15,873 --> 00:18:16,748 I care about you. 245 00:18:16,831 --> 00:18:18,539 That is nice, but... 246 00:18:19,414 --> 00:18:21,664 We should be inspired by nature 247 00:18:21,748 --> 00:18:25,373 Plants and trees combine in the most unusually ways 248 00:18:25,456 --> 00:18:26,856 and great things happen from there. 249 00:18:26,956 --> 00:18:27,956 Did you cheat on me? 250 00:18:28,081 --> 00:18:31,581 Seb, we, people, have a lot of love to give. 251 00:18:31,664 --> 00:18:32,664 Let's spread that love. 252 00:18:32,956 --> 00:18:36,289 - Wait, wait a minute. - I thought we were spreading it, on each other 253 00:18:36,414 --> 00:18:37,748 but we will still be together 254 00:18:37,873 --> 00:18:39,539 let's just... let's just explore! 255 00:18:39,623 --> 00:18:40,623 That is all I'm saying. 256 00:18:40,706 --> 00:18:42,873 It's like me telling you to eat meat. 257 00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,414 What? Why would you do that? 258 00:18:45,539 --> 00:18:47,164 Because it is something you don't like. 259 00:18:47,331 --> 00:18:50,664 - It is the same as with me and this thing. - It is not the same at all. 260 00:18:50,789 --> 00:18:52,349 - It is exactly the same. - No it is not. 261 00:18:52,373 --> 00:18:53,573 - Of course it is. - It is not. 262 00:18:56,914 --> 00:18:58,039 Welcome! 263 00:18:59,164 --> 00:19:00,164 Namaste! 264 00:19:00,456 --> 00:19:02,873 Hi, I'm Philip. 265 00:19:02,956 --> 00:19:04,456 Your lady friend is waiting for you, 266 00:19:04,664 --> 00:19:06,039 Last room on the right. 267 00:19:08,164 --> 00:19:09,289 - Did you get it? - Yeah. 268 00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:10,914 Maybe slightly higher. 269 00:19:45,581 --> 00:19:46,831 Rose! 270 00:19:55,373 --> 00:19:56,998 - What the fuck?! - What the fuck?! 271 00:19:57,123 --> 00:19:58,123 What are you doing here? 272 00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,331 What am I doing here?! What are you doing here? 273 00:20:00,873 --> 00:20:01,956 You're checking on me? 274 00:20:02,081 --> 00:20:04,041 Is this some sort of joke? Did you read my emails? 275 00:20:04,123 --> 00:20:06,664 - What are you talking about?! - Oh, my God! 276 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,164 - You're Rose? - And you're Philip? 277 00:20:11,206 --> 00:20:14,164 Welcome to your perfect escape weekend! 278 00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:17,206 It's too nice! 279 00:20:19,456 --> 00:20:21,914 What the hell are you doing here?! 280 00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:24,539 How did you get here? 281 00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:26,539 Home away from home. 282 00:20:26,748 --> 00:20:27,873 It's very beautiful! 283 00:20:28,248 --> 00:20:29,248 Thank you! 284 00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:34,164 No, this isn't possible. 285 00:20:34,248 --> 00:20:38,914 I have deadlines, I have clients who are waiting for my content, I have followers 286 00:20:38,998 --> 00:20:41,331 Please, tell me there is a solution. Please! 287 00:20:41,456 --> 00:20:44,416 I'm sorry sweetheart, but why don't you take this opportunity to disconnect 288 00:20:45,831 --> 00:20:46,831 Yeah. 289 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:48,956 Are you serious? 290 00:20:49,956 --> 00:20:51,998 - Yeah. - Damn! Our weekend is ruined. 291 00:20:53,373 --> 00:20:57,414 I worked so hard for my career Please don't do this to me! 292 00:20:58,039 --> 00:21:00,706 - Let me show you to your room. - Yeah. 293 00:21:01,081 --> 00:21:02,498 It's going to be ok honey. 294 00:21:02,664 --> 00:21:03,706 What are you doing here?! 295 00:21:05,956 --> 00:21:08,373 - I'm in my room. - Your room? 296 00:21:08,456 --> 00:21:11,456 Yes, my room, I booked it and that is my suitcase by the way. 297 00:21:11,539 --> 00:21:15,123 You're ridiculous! I need this weekend for myself with or without Philip 298 00:21:15,248 --> 00:21:16,581 but certainly without you 299 00:21:16,664 --> 00:21:19,123 Do you think there is any chance? 300 00:21:26,748 --> 00:21:27,456 Fine! 301 00:21:27,539 --> 00:21:31,039 I had no ideea that your sister, lived at the top of a mountain 302 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:34,623 Yeah, didn't you hear? She moved here so she could attend your conference. 303 00:21:34,706 --> 00:21:38,039 Dating sites, Susan? 36 years old, really? 304 00:21:38,123 --> 00:21:39,539 I was once. 305 00:21:39,623 --> 00:21:42,664 You wrote: Funny! Emotionally stable?! 306 00:21:42,789 --> 00:21:45,831 42 years old, sensitive, good listener? 307 00:21:45,956 --> 00:21:48,498 Go on! Get out! 308 00:21:59,581 --> 00:22:00,581 What now?! 309 00:22:24,206 --> 00:22:26,967 That is the problem with only dating. You never get the whole picture. 310 00:22:26,998 --> 00:22:28,623 Yeah... 311 00:22:29,623 --> 00:22:30,623 Poor woman! Huh? 312 00:22:39,831 --> 00:22:41,351 Was that you in the reception earlier? 313 00:22:43,581 --> 00:22:46,164 I don't know if you still have my number. Laura. 314 00:22:46,248 --> 00:22:48,248 - There is no wifi network here. - Huh? 315 00:22:48,623 --> 00:22:52,498 No, no, it's the IT guy. He just texted me. We're trying to fix it. 316 00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:57,498 I wasn't asking who, but thanks! 317 00:23:00,456 --> 00:23:01,706 Sorry. 318 00:23:03,456 --> 00:23:04,456 What are you doing? 319 00:23:22,748 --> 00:23:23,914 Not now. 320 00:23:23,998 --> 00:23:25,081 Why? 321 00:23:25,789 --> 00:23:27,539 Because... 322 00:23:28,164 --> 00:23:29,789 fun first. 323 00:23:31,831 --> 00:23:32,831 Ok... 324 00:23:45,581 --> 00:23:47,623 How long are you staying? 325 00:23:48,123 --> 00:23:49,331 Hi... 326 00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:55,664 There has been a slight misunderstanding. 327 00:23:57,289 --> 00:23:58,373 I need another room. 328 00:23:58,789 --> 00:24:00,081 What kind of misunderstanding? 329 00:24:00,414 --> 00:24:01,789 Something wrong with your room? 330 00:24:01,914 --> 00:24:04,039 Something wrong with my room? 331 00:24:04,498 --> 00:24:06,706 I think you heard everything. 332 00:24:07,081 --> 00:24:09,873 Unfortunately we don't have anything available right now. 333 00:24:12,039 --> 00:24:14,373 The gift that keeps on giving. 334 00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:19,581 This is a complete disaster 335 00:24:19,831 --> 00:24:22,914 Meet us around the campfire at sunset and don't be late. 336 00:24:38,664 --> 00:24:40,789 - Hei, Seb! - Hei, Laura! 337 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:43,373 You look good! 338 00:24:45,998 --> 00:24:48,081 Sun is shining, but... 339 00:24:50,498 --> 00:24:51,539 Plastic?! 340 00:24:54,873 --> 00:24:56,748 Oh, no, no, no. 341 00:24:56,831 --> 00:24:58,664 - beautiful day - What is this? 342 00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:00,331 You're ok? 343 00:25:00,456 --> 00:25:02,682 You're strangling the plante with plastic, so no, I'm not ok. 344 00:25:02,706 --> 00:25:04,664 Oh, God! You're not right in your head! 345 00:25:04,748 --> 00:25:05,908 I think we can sort this out. 346 00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:10,331 Look, when you're done with this little gadget of yours, it will end up in a landfill 347 00:25:10,414 --> 00:25:12,706 Ok? It will pollute the air, the water 348 00:25:13,748 --> 00:25:18,414 Do you know we ingest at least 5 grams of plastic every goddam week 349 00:25:18,664 --> 00:25:20,206 That is like eating a credit card 350 00:25:20,289 --> 00:25:23,489 Is that so? Because you know, I'm a teacher and I don't earn enough money anyway. 351 00:25:24,248 --> 00:25:25,873 Ha, ha, do you think this is funny? 352 00:25:26,623 --> 00:25:28,164 - Can you? - What? 353 00:25:28,623 --> 00:25:31,623 Ease off a little bit please? Everyone is here just to have a good time 354 00:25:32,123 --> 00:25:34,956 - Try and plastic out - I can't plastic out, this is exactly 355 00:25:35,081 --> 00:25:36,956 I know, I know baby, but please 356 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,831 - Fine - Promise? 357 00:25:44,498 --> 00:25:45,498 I promise! 358 00:25:46,164 --> 00:25:47,998 I hope that is not an open promise 359 00:25:48,456 --> 00:25:50,331 - like our relationship. - Oh, my God! 360 00:25:54,289 --> 00:25:55,581 Give me a g. 361 00:25:55,748 --> 00:25:57,148 Give me a g. 05:58,970 Hei! Big man. 362 00:26:03,081 --> 00:26:04,401 How much for you to drive me down? 363 00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:07,873 No, can do. It's getting late 364 00:26:07,956 --> 00:26:09,596 - and there is a storm brewing - What? 365 00:26:09,956 --> 00:26:12,539 Wouldn't want you to have a mishap on the way down. 366 00:26:12,873 --> 00:26:14,539 Help is a long way off. 367 00:26:16,873 --> 00:26:17,873 Come on! 368 00:26:18,748 --> 00:26:19,748 One bar 369 00:26:37,914 --> 00:26:38,914 Oh, yeah, here we go. 370 00:26:42,123 --> 00:26:43,603 Hello? Hi! It's Scott, the guy from... 371 00:26:43,831 --> 00:26:46,498 Hi! 372 00:26:46,873 --> 00:26:47,873 Yeah. 373 00:26:48,081 --> 00:26:49,998 I was going to meet rose 374 00:26:50,206 --> 00:26:53,623 something has gone horribly wrong! 375 00:26:54,164 --> 00:26:56,331 No, no, not the woman from the car park. 376 00:26:56,414 --> 00:26:57,414 Listen... 377 00:26:57,706 --> 00:26:58,706 I... 378 00:26:59,581 --> 00:27:02,164 No, I have not looked at your website! 379 00:27:02,539 --> 00:27:03,664 Listen what I... 380 00:27:05,664 --> 00:27:08,581 I cannot see a storm, it is sunny! 381 00:27:08,998 --> 00:27:09,998 It is too sunny! 382 00:27:10,998 --> 00:27:14,123 I can pay you a lot of money! Please, I... 383 00:27:14,248 --> 00:27:15,248 Hello! 384 00:27:17,581 --> 00:27:18,706 Hello!!! 385 00:27:20,748 --> 00:27:23,331 Hellooo!!! 386 00:27:25,706 --> 00:27:27,748 My wife is out there! 387 00:27:28,706 --> 00:27:30,498 She is Italian! 388 00:27:36,039 --> 00:27:37,873 Aaa... this is amazing! 389 00:27:38,748 --> 00:27:43,623 Baby, look! I'm going to have massive engagement with those photos. 390 00:27:43,706 --> 00:27:45,456 Oh! Are you two getting engaged? 391 00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:46,706 Congrats! 392 00:27:46,789 --> 00:27:47,789 Good luck! 393 00:27:48,748 --> 00:27:52,539 We are not getting married. Engagement is something online. 394 00:27:52,706 --> 00:27:54,414 You are getting engaged online? 395 00:27:54,581 --> 00:27:56,289 I can't think of anything less romantic. 396 00:27:56,373 --> 00:27:57,748 You know what, Joel and I... 397 00:27:57,873 --> 00:27:59,164 No, we are not getting married. 398 00:27:59,248 --> 00:28:01,831 I don't get this new generation anymore 399 00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:05,248 We used to take love so much more seriously, didn't we sweet heart? 400 00:28:05,873 --> 00:28:07,873 Right. Let's put some more logs on the fire 401 00:28:08,289 --> 00:28:09,956 The forest is crying right now. 402 00:28:12,456 --> 00:28:14,498 Better than all of us freezing to death. 403 00:28:14,623 --> 00:28:16,289 I got to say, I am quite disappointed 404 00:28:16,373 --> 00:28:19,039 The info on your website is really different from reality. 405 00:28:19,831 --> 00:28:23,539 Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. Mark Twain. 406 00:28:24,748 --> 00:28:26,331 Enjoy life a bit 407 00:28:32,248 --> 00:28:34,623 I hope that is fake fur 408 00:28:35,956 --> 00:28:36,956 Oh, I hope not. 409 00:28:37,081 --> 00:28:39,414 It was a gift from my first Swan Lake. 410 00:28:41,581 --> 00:28:42,706 She is joking 411 00:28:43,081 --> 00:28:44,539 It is fake, right? 412 00:28:44,623 --> 00:28:46,456 I'm sorry, I don't like fakes. 413 00:28:47,539 --> 00:28:50,039 No... just remember what you promised 414 00:28:58,789 --> 00:29:00,956 - That's it? - That's it! 415 00:29:02,081 --> 00:29:02,789 What? 416 00:29:03,039 --> 00:29:04,206 Sheets are clean. 417 00:29:06,414 --> 00:29:07,956 How am I supposed to fit in that? 418 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,373 You'll figure it out. 419 00:29:58,706 --> 00:30:00,623 It's not that far, actually... 420 00:30:04,998 --> 00:30:06,248 Quite relaxing. 421 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:08,206 Nice... 422 00:30:08,914 --> 00:30:12,164 quite walk in the dark. 423 00:30:28,706 --> 00:30:30,331 Perfect escape my ass 424 00:31:15,164 --> 00:31:18,331 Almost sounds like a nice person when he snores. 425 00:31:19,331 --> 00:31:20,914 Merry Christmas! What?! 426 00:31:25,914 --> 00:31:31,748 Ok, everybody... How about this excuse: "The dog ate your condoms"? 427 00:31:33,581 --> 00:31:35,456 That's crazy, right? Anybody? 428 00:31:39,498 --> 00:31:41,831 Ok, how about this: 429 00:31:41,956 --> 00:31:45,914 - "Sex by the fire place and a cinders - pops out of it. - What do you do? 430 00:31:46,039 --> 00:31:47,289 Is this an intervention? 431 00:31:47,414 --> 00:31:50,789 No, since we are all stuck in because of the snow 432 00:31:50,914 --> 00:31:52,789 we thought we will play a game together 433 00:31:52,873 --> 00:31:54,831 - Would you like to join - No, no, no. 434 00:31:54,914 --> 00:31:56,873 I got a lot of work to do. Off-line. 435 00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:59,498 Work, work, work always work. 436 00:31:59,581 --> 00:32:03,248 Work, work, work... 437 00:32:03,289 --> 00:32:05,164 Don't! 438 00:32:05,331 --> 00:32:06,998 It's Rihanna. 439 00:32:07,081 --> 00:32:09,164 - It's great. - Just, you know... 440 00:32:09,289 --> 00:32:10,969 - Oh, yeah, you are right. - just like. 441 00:32:11,039 --> 00:32:16,706 I need to rest my voice, I know that. It's just singing man, it just comes so naturally to me. 442 00:32:16,831 --> 00:32:20,123 - Because this is your vocation. - Yeah, exactly. 443 00:32:20,206 --> 00:32:24,123 I think the high altitude is affecting your hearing sweetheart 444 00:32:24,206 --> 00:32:26,414 Shut up! Will you?! 445 00:32:27,414 --> 00:32:28,456 Fine! 446 00:32:30,164 --> 00:32:31,206 Ok... 447 00:32:33,164 --> 00:32:34,373 I can join in. 448 00:32:34,498 --> 00:32:36,456 - Hi! - I can be fun! 449 00:32:36,873 --> 00:32:39,331 Fun, fun, fun, fun, Scott 450 00:32:40,539 --> 00:32:42,498 Are you talking about Scott or Philip? 451 00:32:42,581 --> 00:32:44,789 - Scott. - Oh, yes! 452 00:32:45,123 --> 00:32:46,748 The Tina Fey of architecture! 453 00:32:48,914 --> 00:32:52,289 - It's a good one! - "The thing I hate the most?!" Scott. 454 00:32:52,914 --> 00:32:55,289 Don't particularly like you either. 455 00:32:55,373 --> 00:32:58,831 No... I just nominated you to answer. 456 00:33:01,248 --> 00:33:02,289 What? No. 457 00:33:03,081 --> 00:33:04,539 Ok. Anyone else? 458 00:33:09,664 --> 00:33:12,956 Yeah, I got one. Open relationships. 459 00:33:16,539 --> 00:33:18,623 - Ok. How about another card! - No! 460 00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:23,706 I hate people who think they are above mother nature 461 00:33:23,831 --> 00:33:25,206 Well, I hate activists. 462 00:33:26,081 --> 00:33:29,581 Is this like a Deepak Chopra sort of moment? 463 00:33:29,873 --> 00:33:31,081 Is someone gonna rebirth? 464 00:33:31,206 --> 00:33:33,289 I hate when people forget about you. 465 00:33:33,414 --> 00:33:34,914 Anyone in particular? 466 00:33:35,498 --> 00:33:38,414 No, I used to be a ballerina... 467 00:33:40,373 --> 00:33:41,623 a famous one 468 00:33:43,456 --> 00:33:44,456 That's amazing! 469 00:33:45,248 --> 00:33:47,914 Great! 470 00:33:48,039 --> 00:33:49,248 I'm rusty 471 00:33:49,373 --> 00:33:51,206 No, no, can you do that again? 472 00:33:51,289 --> 00:33:53,581 Sorry dear, balerina never do encore. 473 00:33:57,581 --> 00:33:59,373 Ok, let's have another card sweetheart, Joel? 474 00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:00,581 Joel. Joel! 475 00:34:02,664 --> 00:34:03,664 Joel! 476 00:34:03,789 --> 00:34:04,789 Joel!!! 477 00:34:05,498 --> 00:34:07,373 - Sorry! - Alright... 478 00:34:07,706 --> 00:34:10,026 Oh, you know what? Why don't we just stick with the hate... 479 00:34:11,789 --> 00:34:15,706 I hate the narcism of youth. 480 00:34:15,873 --> 00:34:17,206 And I hate emoji's 481 00:34:17,956 --> 00:34:19,914 You know what I hate? 482 00:34:20,039 --> 00:34:23,539 I hate narcissistic men who are eggplants 483 00:34:26,914 --> 00:34:29,164 Well, I happen to like eggplants 484 00:34:29,664 --> 00:34:31,331 What?! He didn't get it. 485 00:34:31,414 --> 00:34:33,039 - I don't think he did. - I don't get it. 486 00:34:33,164 --> 00:34:34,914 - No. - He didn't get it. 487 00:34:35,039 --> 00:34:36,748 - He didn't get it. - Oh, Christ! 488 00:34:36,873 --> 00:34:37,956 You didn't get it either? 489 00:34:38,081 --> 00:34:41,123 Eggplant... it's a dick. 490 00:34:41,623 --> 00:34:44,039 It's a penis. 491 00:34:44,123 --> 00:34:45,373 This was fun 492 00:34:48,164 --> 00:34:51,748 We laughed and open relationship 493 00:34:52,706 --> 00:34:53,706 I'm gonna have a shower. 494 00:34:54,706 --> 00:34:57,164 - Enjoy! - I'll make some more tea. 495 00:34:59,164 --> 00:35:02,456 Ahh.. I think it's about time I go do my vocal warmups, so... 496 00:35:02,539 --> 00:35:04,914 Great idea. 497 00:35:39,539 --> 00:35:40,539 Hei, baby! 498 00:35:42,039 --> 00:35:43,331 How do I look now? 499 00:35:44,331 --> 00:35:46,539 Am I sexy as a pregnant woman? 500 00:35:50,414 --> 00:35:53,164 Not now, can we please talk about this late? 501 00:35:54,248 --> 00:35:55,414 When? 502 00:35:56,289 --> 00:35:58,498 When we get back to the city. 503 00:36:02,539 --> 00:36:03,539 What's wrong? 504 00:36:05,539 --> 00:36:07,248 Nothing, nothing. 505 00:36:08,623 --> 00:36:10,373 Come on, tell me! 506 00:36:11,789 --> 00:36:15,664 You just keep going on and on about the same thing and we're on holiday, 507 00:36:15,748 --> 00:36:17,956 we're trying to take a brake, right? 508 00:36:22,706 --> 00:36:24,789 - Do you even want this baby? - Hum? 509 00:36:25,789 --> 00:36:27,373 I have a serious situation here 510 00:36:27,456 --> 00:36:29,456 I have a lot of content I can't post right now 511 00:36:29,539 --> 00:36:31,139 Come on, please, just answer the question 512 00:36:32,039 --> 00:36:34,664 Yeah, yeah, sure, I want a baby. 513 00:36:37,664 --> 00:36:38,998 Is the coffee ready yet? 514 00:36:39,081 --> 00:36:42,498 Because I really want to take a picture of it with the snow in the background 515 00:36:42,706 --> 00:36:44,581 Hei! What... 516 00:36:44,956 --> 00:36:45,956 Why? 517 00:36:51,623 --> 00:36:54,914 - I thought I'll find you here. - Where else? 518 00:36:55,873 --> 00:36:58,373 - Do you want me to go? - Interesting question! 519 00:36:58,831 --> 00:37:00,456 I get back to you on this. 520 00:37:24,039 --> 00:37:25,956 Do you have something else to tell me? 521 00:37:27,123 --> 00:37:28,123 Yeah. 522 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,956 It was my first time on a dating site 523 00:37:33,289 --> 00:37:34,706 Really? 524 00:37:36,373 --> 00:37:37,373 Me too. 525 00:37:43,206 --> 00:37:44,206 I love you 526 00:37:47,081 --> 00:37:48,748 I just don't like you anymore 527 00:37:53,831 --> 00:37:55,414 I prefer Philip 528 00:37:59,956 --> 00:38:01,414 and I prefer Rose 529 00:38:26,873 --> 00:38:29,289 "and they seem like fire" 530 00:38:29,373 --> 00:38:32,414 - fire rhymes with... - Tire maybe? 531 00:38:32,789 --> 00:38:33,789 No. 532 00:38:34,998 --> 00:38:37,123 Or inspire? 533 00:38:38,706 --> 00:38:42,414 - Admire, desire maybe - No, inspire! 534 00:38:42,539 --> 00:38:44,289 Yeah, that was the one! Thank you! Wow! 535 00:38:44,414 --> 00:38:48,206 Inspire - Well, I'm a teacher you know, that's what I do 536 00:38:50,664 --> 00:38:51,664 Can I see? 537 00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:55,373 No, no, it's not finished yet. 538 00:38:55,456 --> 00:38:56,664 Oh, come on! 539 00:38:56,748 --> 00:38:59,956 I work with 1st grade kids I'm used to seeing the worst 540 00:39:00,373 --> 00:39:02,539 and still act like it is a masterpiece 541 00:39:07,331 --> 00:39:10,289 - Yeah, pretty bad. - I'm just teasing it is very good. 542 00:39:10,789 --> 00:39:13,998 Yeah? You think? 543 00:39:14,914 --> 00:39:18,039 I'm still working on it, I am trying to give it a little flow 544 00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:19,331 It goes like... 545 00:39:26,956 --> 00:39:28,224 - It's kind of like that. - Nice! 546 00:39:28,248 --> 00:39:30,039 Right, you should do a duet together 547 00:39:30,789 --> 00:39:33,706 We might do, actually. Do you wanna be our manager? 548 00:39:34,248 --> 00:39:35,664 Huh, that's funny. 549 00:39:35,789 --> 00:39:39,081 No can do, I'm afraid I've got a video to record for the team in Brazil 550 00:39:39,164 --> 00:39:41,414 and I'm looking for help. 551 00:39:41,581 --> 00:39:44,748 You seem to be forgetting something honey, there is no internet here. 552 00:39:44,873 --> 00:39:46,081 I know that, honey. 553 00:39:46,206 --> 00:39:49,873 But as soon as it's back on, I want to send it, let them know I'm still on board. 554 00:39:49,956 --> 00:39:50,789 Ok. 555 00:39:50,873 --> 00:39:56,248 Well, if you need any help with recording, Franky is your man, I mean .. woman 556 00:39:56,331 --> 00:39:58,623 Yes, why didn't I think of that before. 557 00:40:00,498 --> 00:40:02,498 I don't know. I go get her. 558 00:40:07,831 --> 00:40:10,664 Well, she certainly seemed comfortable in my bed 559 00:40:10,789 --> 00:40:12,789 Inspire... 560 00:40:14,373 --> 00:40:18,373 Come back to bed. I still have a little more essence to give you. 561 00:40:19,581 --> 00:40:21,248 We have guests. 562 00:40:22,206 --> 00:40:25,831 So, tuck it away, inside your mystical box until later. 563 00:40:25,914 --> 00:40:29,331 I might be too tired to open my third eye by then. 564 00:40:30,456 --> 00:40:33,498 We did expend more energy then you find in a hive 565 00:40:33,623 --> 00:40:37,789 You do enjoy being a queen bee. 566 00:40:39,248 --> 00:40:40,706 I dooo 567 00:40:41,289 --> 00:40:42,956 but we have gnarly guests out there 568 00:40:43,206 --> 00:40:49,331 and you need to come up with something to keep it together for the next few hours. 569 00:41:00,539 --> 00:41:02,289 What is it like having kids? 570 00:41:04,498 --> 00:41:05,789 Do you have a cat? 571 00:41:06,331 --> 00:41:07,456 No. Why? 572 00:41:07,539 --> 00:41:08,248 A dog? 573 00:41:08,373 --> 00:41:11,248 No. Why? are you saying I should get a pet first? 574 00:41:11,956 --> 00:41:14,789 Darling, first you get a puppy. 575 00:41:15,289 --> 00:41:20,248 Wake up in the middle of the night, clean their poop, try not to vomit 576 00:41:20,498 --> 00:41:23,123 then give up your space in bed for good 577 00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:25,623 try desperately to understand if he is crying because 578 00:41:25,706 --> 00:41:28,664 he is hungry or you feed him too much 579 00:41:29,081 --> 00:41:33,123 Then accept that your white sofa is now a set copy of a Jackson Pollock 580 00:41:33,831 --> 00:41:38,164 If you still enjoy it, after a week then you are ready to have a baby. 581 00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:40,164 Ok... 582 00:41:41,456 --> 00:41:45,081 Ah, on top of that, you will never have time to have sex again. 583 00:41:46,456 --> 00:41:47,539 Or shower 584 00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:50,873 Try not to panic if you drop them in the bath tup 585 00:41:51,414 --> 00:41:52,914 Wait... what?! 586 00:41:52,956 --> 00:41:53,956 Who did you drop? 587 00:41:55,164 --> 00:41:56,557 But there are beautiful parts too, right? 588 00:41:56,581 --> 00:41:57,831 Which one did you drop? 589 00:41:57,914 --> 00:41:59,956 - Many. - Can you tell me which ones? 590 00:42:00,956 --> 00:42:05,998 When they grow up and they leave the house that is when you realize you miss them. 591 00:42:06,123 --> 00:42:09,539 Was it Leo? Is it that why he is a bit slow on the uptake. 592 00:42:10,164 --> 00:42:11,748 That would explain a lot. 593 00:42:15,206 --> 00:42:18,539 - Not that thing again - Come on... 594 00:42:18,623 --> 00:42:19,456 I hate it! 595 00:42:19,539 --> 00:42:21,748 Oh my God! You're exactly the same 596 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:23,373 I think this is it. 597 00:42:24,081 --> 00:42:28,248 I can't believe you're here. I have not seen you for what? 5 years 598 00:42:29,164 --> 00:42:31,164 - Yeah. - It's crazy! 599 00:42:31,289 --> 00:42:33,123 I know, right?! 600 00:42:33,664 --> 00:42:39,248 So... Sebastian? He seems nice. 601 00:42:39,373 --> 00:42:40,456 - He is nice. - Yeah... 602 00:42:42,039 --> 00:42:45,639 - No, I don't want any of that on my face. - Oh my God! You really haven't changed one bit. 603 00:42:45,664 --> 00:42:47,748 - It is just a bit of blush. - I don't care. 604 00:42:47,873 --> 00:42:50,873 - Your face will be shiny. - I really don't care 605 00:42:50,956 --> 00:42:55,498 I prefer shiny natural then mat chemical 606 00:42:55,748 --> 00:42:56,748 Alright. 607 00:42:57,373 --> 00:42:59,456 Oh my God! Oh my God! Are you ok? 608 00:42:59,539 --> 00:43:00,539 I think so. 609 00:43:01,706 --> 00:43:05,581 - I think this is definitely broken. - Yeah, I think it is. 610 00:43:05,706 --> 00:43:08,748 It is one small loss for Franky a giant leap for mankind. 611 00:43:09,498 --> 00:43:10,498 Youuu... 612 00:43:14,039 --> 00:43:17,123 - Maybe... maybe... - Oh yeah 613 00:43:17,206 --> 00:43:19,539 - we should just use daylight - For what? 614 00:43:19,664 --> 00:43:20,914 - For... - Ah, the video 615 00:43:21,039 --> 00:43:25,123 - Yes! Yes! - Yes, the video for Brazil... 616 00:43:25,873 --> 00:43:27,164 Yes, this is why I came here. 617 00:43:27,498 --> 00:43:31,581 I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt 618 00:43:31,664 --> 00:43:34,581 So sexy it hurts 619 00:43:40,748 --> 00:43:41,748 I have an idea! 620 00:43:42,873 --> 00:43:45,289 - Oh, please, Joe, no... - Don't worry! 621 00:43:45,373 --> 00:43:47,748 This one is a guaranteed succes. 622 00:43:47,831 --> 00:43:52,873 - I hope it's not... - Hot Yoga 623 00:43:52,956 --> 00:43:55,873 Oh lord Shiva, give me strength! 624 00:43:58,123 --> 00:44:01,623 I'm your mean, lean, yoga machine! 625 00:44:10,956 --> 00:44:13,248 Chef Susanna in the house! 626 00:44:13,331 --> 00:44:16,623 At least I know how to... boil water. 627 00:44:16,789 --> 00:44:18,039 Used a recipe? 628 00:44:18,581 --> 00:44:20,331 Tea, please! 629 00:44:25,123 --> 00:44:26,414 - Susanna! - Susanna! Au! 630 00:44:26,498 --> 00:44:30,123 - Sorry! Is it hot? - It is hot, it is boiling water. 631 00:44:31,998 --> 00:44:33,123 Don't touch his... 632 00:44:33,873 --> 00:44:35,248 - That's a... - Sorry, I... 633 00:44:35,914 --> 00:44:37,123 - It' ok. - Sorry! 634 00:44:38,123 --> 00:44:39,164 Hei! 635 00:44:40,289 --> 00:44:41,289 Hi! 636 00:44:43,373 --> 00:44:44,456 Having a party? 637 00:44:45,664 --> 00:44:48,581 Hei! All good with the recording? 638 00:44:49,414 --> 00:44:50,706 Perfect, thanks! 639 00:44:52,248 --> 00:44:53,498 Ok... 640 00:44:54,164 --> 00:44:57,831 Some vitamins and rainbow colors for my favorite guests. 641 00:44:58,831 --> 00:45:01,914 - Thank you! - We are the only ones in the resort, so... 642 00:45:02,248 --> 00:45:03,248 Yeah... 643 00:45:03,373 --> 00:45:04,789 What have you been up to? 644 00:45:04,873 --> 00:45:06,581 Why? Did you miss me? 645 00:45:06,789 --> 00:45:08,873 Like a hippie misses their pipe. 646 00:45:09,956 --> 00:45:11,706 Oh.. well, don't tell Joel. 647 00:45:12,956 --> 00:45:14,164 Okay... 648 00:46:15,081 --> 00:46:19,373 Hot, hot, babby! Hot, hot, babby! 649 00:46:20,373 --> 00:46:21,581 - God! - What is that? 650 00:46:22,248 --> 00:46:26,164 Ladies and gentleman you are all invited to a hot yoga class 651 00:46:26,248 --> 00:46:27,248 I love hot yoga. 652 00:46:27,373 --> 00:46:29,182 - Yeah. Me too! - Don't know anything about yoga. 653 00:46:29,206 --> 00:46:30,956 Like you know about being hot? 654 00:46:31,081 --> 00:46:34,373 It's not a competition folks, but it is a lot of fun! 655 00:46:34,706 --> 00:46:37,539 Meet me in the yoga room in 5 minutes 656 00:46:38,873 --> 00:46:40,706 - Cool! - Cool! 657 00:46:43,123 --> 00:46:45,039 I don't have time for this. 658 00:46:45,331 --> 00:46:47,206 You mean for fun, Scott? 659 00:47:02,831 --> 00:47:05,206 I don't get how come the ring light is broken now? 660 00:47:05,623 --> 00:47:08,748 Low quality materials... Cheep shit. 661 00:47:09,206 --> 00:47:10,289 Thanks, babe! 662 00:47:10,873 --> 00:47:12,498 This was a gift from me. 663 00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:16,081 - Huh?! That one was a gift from you? - Yeah. 664 00:47:16,164 --> 00:47:18,664 I love it, it's my favorite one! 665 00:47:20,039 --> 00:47:24,289 - Hate you! - No, I'm serious it has sentimental value. 666 00:47:24,748 --> 00:47:26,331 Anything that comes from you has. 667 00:47:29,956 --> 00:47:32,331 - Did she break it? - She, who? 668 00:47:33,539 --> 00:47:35,998 Miss save the univers and kill all the fun 669 00:47:36,373 --> 00:47:38,373 Oh, come on. Don't exagerate now. 670 00:47:40,789 --> 00:47:43,414 Ok, do you think it's gonna be fixed or... 671 00:47:44,456 --> 00:47:46,331 - Don't think so. - Ok, don't think so. 672 00:47:46,498 --> 00:47:47,498 Oh, well... 673 00:47:48,789 --> 00:47:52,831 Hey guys, so, we are back and today is a hot yoga class. 674 00:47:52,914 --> 00:47:54,248 Yes, it is going to be spicy 675 00:47:54,331 --> 00:47:58,123 and as you can see I am wearing a beautiful outfit 676 00:48:03,164 --> 00:48:04,289 Hot, hot, baby... 677 00:48:07,289 --> 00:48:09,164 Hot, hot 678 00:48:20,248 --> 00:48:22,831 Welcome my yogis! Welcome! 679 00:48:23,206 --> 00:48:26,498 The humidity in here has to be high. 680 00:48:27,123 --> 00:48:28,123 Joel! Joel! 681 00:48:28,331 --> 00:48:31,748 Are you all ready to get rid of your Christmas tummies 682 00:48:31,956 --> 00:48:33,331 - Yes. - Yeah? 683 00:48:33,581 --> 00:48:34,581 Joel! 684 00:48:35,289 --> 00:48:36,456 Are you ready? 685 00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:40,831 Are you ready?! 686 00:48:40,914 --> 00:48:41,623 Joel! 687 00:48:41,789 --> 00:48:45,498 Let your inner Mick Jagger inside and start already! 688 00:48:45,581 --> 00:48:46,789 Ok, first pose. 689 00:48:47,373 --> 00:48:48,831 Standing asana. 690 00:48:48,914 --> 00:48:51,539 Feet together or slightly apart 691 00:48:51,664 --> 00:48:54,414 stand up straight, arms besides you 692 00:48:54,498 --> 00:48:57,498 and now raise your arms 693 00:48:57,581 --> 00:49:01,664 Yes, up, up, right up to the Gods! 694 00:49:01,956 --> 00:49:04,706 And lean to the left 695 00:49:06,081 --> 00:49:08,748 push your hips out to the right 696 00:49:08,873 --> 00:49:11,831 Keep breathing in through the nose and out through the mouth 697 00:49:12,789 --> 00:49:13,539 Hold it! Hold it! 698 00:49:13,748 --> 00:49:16,706 Hold it! You're doing well. 699 00:49:17,498 --> 00:49:20,289 And back to center 700 00:49:20,706 --> 00:49:22,081 and the other way 701 00:49:22,414 --> 00:49:25,873 Bend to the right, hips to the left 702 00:49:25,956 --> 00:49:31,248 Keep breathing, keep Breathing, in through the nose out through the mouth 703 00:49:31,373 --> 00:49:33,956 Breathe, hold, hold it. 704 00:49:34,039 --> 00:49:37,498 Push a little more, yes... yes 705 00:49:37,623 --> 00:49:40,039 and back to center 706 00:49:40,164 --> 00:49:44,123 Now palms down to your chest 707 00:49:44,456 --> 00:49:48,331 Let's have a nice, relaxing, breath... 708 00:49:55,039 --> 00:49:56,123 That's good! 709 00:49:57,373 --> 00:50:01,456 Right, now bend over, hands flat on the ground 710 00:50:01,539 --> 00:50:03,081 leggs back 711 00:50:03,164 --> 00:50:05,414 either one at a time or hop back 712 00:50:05,498 --> 00:50:08,498 and then right into a downward facing dog 713 00:50:19,331 --> 00:50:24,498 The eggplant emoji is a long and purple eggplant that is used to represent a penis 714 00:50:28,539 --> 00:50:30,164 How bad can it be? 715 00:50:32,789 --> 00:50:37,539 Come on my yogis just the last 15 minutes of pure joy 716 00:50:40,414 --> 00:50:42,789 - God! - Cannot unsee that. 717 00:50:43,706 --> 00:50:48,706 Now stretch the right heel, and bring the left leg in the air 718 00:51:33,414 --> 00:51:34,539 Are you ok? 719 00:51:38,748 --> 00:51:39,914 You're crazy... 720 00:51:40,039 --> 00:51:41,456 you're crazy 721 00:51:46,039 --> 00:51:49,081 You guys relax, I'm gonna hit the showers. 722 00:52:11,498 --> 00:52:15,456 STARIWAY TO HEAVEN 723 00:52:17,289 --> 00:52:18,289 ... 724 00:52:48,164 --> 00:52:49,873 - What are you doing here? - Me? 725 00:52:49,956 --> 00:52:52,039 - Yeah. - What about you? 726 00:52:56,414 --> 00:52:57,748 Oh, my God, no! 727 00:52:59,164 --> 00:53:02,873 You know what, I'm just gonna get changed and make some dinner 728 00:53:03,664 --> 00:53:06,414 - I'll have a shower. - Oh, yeah, good idea. 729 00:53:12,164 --> 00:53:15,248 No, no, no, no, no, no... I mean shower with myself. 730 00:53:15,373 --> 00:53:17,748 Not with you, not shower together. 731 00:53:17,831 --> 00:53:21,414 - I mean just the two of us, just me - Seb, See, stop talking! 732 00:53:21,748 --> 00:53:23,289 - Yeah, ok. - Good. 733 00:53:46,539 --> 00:53:48,206 My sweet lord! 734 00:53:48,414 --> 00:53:50,831 Are you ready for a quickie before dinner 735 00:53:50,998 --> 00:53:53,539 My darling Parvati, 736 00:53:54,206 --> 00:53:56,331 tantra takes time, 737 00:53:56,414 --> 00:53:59,956 I already had one of my blue buddies 738 00:54:00,081 --> 00:54:02,164 I like the sound of that 739 00:54:02,456 --> 00:54:05,539 My animal passions are ignited 740 00:54:07,123 --> 00:54:10,289 - Are you ready? - Oh, yes, I'm ready! 741 00:54:12,873 --> 00:54:16,206 - Let's get down on it! - Let's get on it! 742 00:54:24,664 --> 00:54:25,789 Wait! 743 00:54:26,831 --> 00:54:28,914 I hear something, I hear voices. 744 00:54:31,623 --> 00:54:35,706 It is probably Brahma or Vishnu looking down on us right now, 745 00:54:35,831 --> 00:54:38,664 annoyed that we are rushing things 746 00:54:38,789 --> 00:54:40,164 No, no, I hear real voices. 747 00:54:41,914 --> 00:54:45,623 Maybe is that cocky Scott mucking around 748 00:54:46,706 --> 00:54:48,831 moaning about something or other 749 00:54:51,039 --> 00:54:55,539 Hei! Let's not allow him to sully our sanctuary 750 00:54:57,373 --> 00:54:58,373 Yes! 751 00:54:59,498 --> 00:55:00,498 Oh, oh, yes! 752 00:55:12,498 --> 00:55:17,081 Now, now, focus on my breathing 753 00:55:17,289 --> 00:55:20,623 - Look into my eyes - Would you stop talking Joel and come on 754 00:55:20,706 --> 00:55:25,539 Come on, let it all go Let it go 755 00:55:29,414 --> 00:55:30,581 Oh, yeah! 756 00:55:34,831 --> 00:55:37,248 My Goddes 757 00:55:38,914 --> 00:55:40,498 Now, come on, let's go feed the flock. 758 00:55:41,498 --> 00:55:43,206 - Wait! - What? 759 00:55:43,623 --> 00:55:45,581 Let me wash your back in the shower. 760 00:55:45,664 --> 00:55:48,039 Are you trying to get me in there under false pretenses? 761 00:55:48,164 --> 00:55:49,998 Damn right, I am! 762 00:55:50,081 --> 00:55:54,789 - Love you, you old girlie you! - Love you too, you horny old goat! 763 00:55:55,914 --> 00:55:57,039 Get in the shower! 764 00:56:26,831 --> 00:56:28,748 - Hey guys! - Hey! 765 00:56:29,331 --> 00:56:31,748 - Where have you been? - Hell! 766 00:56:31,831 --> 00:56:35,248 Yeah, I guess and believe me, hell is filled with sex 767 00:56:36,914 --> 00:56:37,914 Really?! 768 00:56:38,914 --> 00:56:40,956 No, no... No! 769 00:56:46,331 --> 00:56:48,414 Alright! Now we are talking. 770 00:56:48,498 --> 00:56:53,498 - Finally some real relaxation. - And 100% natural. I'm all in! 771 00:56:54,831 --> 00:56:56,414 - What is this? - Mushrooms 772 00:56:58,081 --> 00:56:59,748 Nature's greatest gift! 773 00:57:01,956 --> 00:57:02,956 Ok... 774 00:57:04,539 --> 00:57:06,748 - Alright, guys... - Cheers! 775 00:57:06,831 --> 00:57:09,581 - Stairway to heaven! - Stairway to heaven... 776 01:00:18,123 --> 01:00:19,873 Wow! What a trip 777 01:00:20,623 --> 01:00:22,914 Forgive me! Ok? Please, please forgive me! 778 01:00:22,998 --> 01:00:26,039 I'll be better next time. I won't let them take you away. 779 01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:27,956 I'm sorry! I'm sorry... 780 01:00:28,081 --> 01:00:31,081 No, don't worry about it! It's... 781 01:00:31,789 --> 01:00:34,623 We will find our way out of it 782 01:00:35,039 --> 01:00:37,623 - People make mistakes. - I'm sorry! I'm so sorry 783 01:00:37,706 --> 01:00:42,081 - Please, please, forgive me! - Oh, Laura! I forgive you! 784 01:00:47,956 --> 01:00:49,164 What are you doing? 785 01:00:50,206 --> 01:00:52,956 What am I doing?! You said... 786 01:00:54,581 --> 01:00:57,248 I'm sorry I couldn't stop it! 787 01:00:57,331 --> 01:01:01,456 I'm sorry they took you away from your brothers and sisters 788 01:01:01,539 --> 01:01:04,373 and the holly forest! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! 789 01:01:04,498 --> 01:01:07,456 Laura, you were talking to the tree?! 790 01:01:09,331 --> 01:01:11,956 Please! Don't make me hate you! 791 01:01:12,873 --> 01:01:14,456 Like I hate your music? 792 01:01:14,539 --> 01:01:18,914 Seb, you don't need to rest your voice you need to find something else to do 793 01:01:19,081 --> 01:01:21,456 Maybe programing... 794 01:01:21,748 --> 01:01:22,914 - Yes. - Programing?! 795 01:01:23,039 --> 01:01:25,748 No, what? That's, that's just plain mean 796 01:01:25,873 --> 01:01:28,539 No, baby boy, is just the truth 797 01:01:29,414 --> 01:01:30,414 You suck! 798 01:01:30,831 --> 01:01:31,831 No, no, no... 799 01:01:33,623 --> 01:01:34,998 You're a tree hugger 800 01:01:36,789 --> 01:01:37,956 Yes. 801 01:02:10,414 --> 01:02:12,456 Hot yoga effect baby! 802 01:02:14,748 --> 01:02:16,998 Hot yoga my ass! 803 01:02:40,956 --> 01:02:44,123 Maybe... this is exactly what they need 804 01:03:47,831 --> 01:03:48,831 Oh, my head... 805 01:04:03,789 --> 01:04:05,414 That's my wife! 806 01:04:11,664 --> 01:04:16,039 Take of you clothes faster than leaves in late autumn 807 01:04:16,123 --> 01:04:18,498 Oh, yeah, baby! 808 01:04:22,539 --> 01:04:24,248 Look! You saved the day 809 01:04:25,164 --> 01:04:28,248 Yeah, we saved the day 810 01:04:32,498 --> 01:04:34,123 You're so cute with these little... 811 01:04:38,748 --> 01:04:40,164 ALERT Ovulation Day 01 812 01:04:40,289 --> 01:04:42,123 Tonight is the night 813 01:04:46,664 --> 01:04:48,623 - You're very good looking - I know 814 01:04:48,914 --> 01:04:51,539 - and I'm quite good looking too right? - You're ok 815 01:04:54,956 --> 01:04:57,414 Can you imagine how good looking our kid would be? 816 01:04:58,206 --> 01:04:59,789 - What?! - Our kid. 817 01:05:00,873 --> 01:05:03,081 Yeah, our kids. You and I. 818 01:05:03,498 --> 01:05:06,873 - What... I'm married - I know 819 01:05:07,248 --> 01:05:09,706 - That's my wife. - I know. 820 01:05:10,331 --> 01:05:12,456 I'm gonna go get a glas of water. 821 01:05:15,414 --> 01:05:16,498 Man! 822 01:05:21,289 --> 01:05:24,956 Go be! Fly away, fly away. 823 01:05:25,664 --> 01:05:31,373 You are the best guest we ever had! 824 01:05:38,331 --> 01:05:40,581 You can come back anytime for free. 825 01:05:43,289 --> 01:05:44,831 What a woman! 826 01:05:45,289 --> 01:05:46,123 I know, right?! 827 01:05:46,248 --> 01:05:48,289 She's... I love her! 828 01:05:48,373 --> 01:05:51,373 - I love her too! - No, I love her more. 829 01:05:51,956 --> 01:05:54,748 - Love her, who? - Who! 830 01:05:54,831 --> 01:05:57,748 - Who do you love? - You. 831 01:05:57,831 --> 01:05:59,331 Only you 832 01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:02,331 I was just trying to make her feel comfortable 833 01:06:02,414 --> 01:06:05,498 You know, I think she already feels comfortable 834 01:06:05,956 --> 01:06:07,248 Now poor me a drink 835 01:06:11,331 --> 01:06:12,956 That's my wife 836 01:06:14,498 --> 01:06:15,539 Yeah... 837 01:06:21,081 --> 01:06:22,081 No! 838 01:06:30,706 --> 01:06:32,623 Where's the hairdryer?! 839 01:06:33,081 --> 01:06:34,748 No! Please, please please! 840 01:06:35,748 --> 01:06:36,748 Fire, fire... 841 01:06:36,914 --> 01:06:37,914 Fire! 842 01:07:01,123 --> 01:07:03,039 - Come on! - Fuck it! 843 01:07:03,164 --> 01:07:05,956 - No! - Let's dance! 844 01:07:06,081 --> 01:07:08,831 Fuck it! 845 01:07:09,039 --> 01:07:11,248 Fuck it!!! 846 01:07:23,081 --> 01:07:25,539 Now this is what I call a party! 847 01:07:40,623 --> 01:07:41,789 Man... 848 01:07:49,331 --> 01:07:51,373 I'm sorry! What did I do?! 849 01:08:01,456 --> 01:08:02,581 Shit! 850 01:08:07,039 --> 01:08:08,081 Okay... 851 01:08:09,081 --> 01:08:10,748 Who is going to be the lucky father then? 852 01:08:10,914 --> 01:08:13,289 You, big angry bear? 853 01:08:14,039 --> 01:08:18,123 Man, am I that irresistible tonight or what? 854 01:08:18,914 --> 01:08:21,789 Or is it going to be you? The smartest man in the room. 855 01:08:22,581 --> 01:08:24,914 You think so? Hah, me too. 856 01:08:27,456 --> 01:08:29,081 O2 Level low 857 01:08:33,331 --> 01:08:35,373 What the hell are you doing Sebastian? 858 01:08:35,956 --> 01:08:37,456 Get out of the way and close the door 859 01:08:37,539 --> 01:08:39,859 No, no, no it's all good man. It's all good, it's all good! 860 01:08:40,081 --> 01:08:42,039 It's just a bit of water. 861 01:08:42,164 --> 01:08:44,206 - What's wrong with you? - It's not even that cold. 862 01:08:44,623 --> 01:08:46,914 - It's actually really cold - No! 863 01:08:46,998 --> 01:08:49,682 It's warm and I'll prove it to you. And you know why it's warm, Laura? 864 01:08:49,706 --> 01:08:53,331 Because of global warming, which I am grateful for! 865 01:08:54,039 --> 01:08:56,873 - No you did not! - I just did, yes! 866 01:08:57,081 --> 01:08:59,914 - He can't say that! - How dare he?! 867 01:09:01,206 --> 01:09:03,873 Fuck, who knew you were hiding such a good body! 868 01:09:04,289 --> 01:09:05,789 What are you doing? 869 01:09:06,414 --> 01:09:07,498 You're an idiot! 870 01:09:08,581 --> 01:09:11,498 No worry ladies, everything is under control! 871 01:09:11,623 --> 01:09:13,640 - What are you doing?! - You're gonna freeze to death! 872 01:09:13,664 --> 01:09:16,164 Ok! Show us what you're made of big man! 873 01:09:18,081 --> 01:09:20,414 You see Joel, it's only snow. 874 01:09:20,623 --> 01:09:22,164 - I can do that! - Water 875 01:09:22,248 --> 01:09:24,914 Hidrogen two oxigen, it's not like it is snowing shit. 876 01:09:25,123 --> 01:09:29,039 - Come back inside and don't be an idiot! - It's below zero out there! 877 01:09:30,539 --> 01:09:33,081 You know you're not his age anymore, right? 878 01:09:33,206 --> 01:09:34,873 What is everyone doing?! 879 01:09:37,414 --> 01:09:40,123 Oh, no, no way! 880 01:09:48,248 --> 01:09:49,914 Get inside! 881 01:09:53,539 --> 01:09:57,623 - You're such a kid - He is such a kid literally 882 01:09:59,539 --> 01:10:00,748 Please! 883 01:10:06,456 --> 01:10:09,956 What are you laughing about? Why didn't you go out there then? 884 01:10:10,123 --> 01:10:12,748 Have you ever read the Bible Scott 885 01:10:12,873 --> 01:10:16,414 There is a story about a wise man and a foolish man. 886 01:10:17,039 --> 01:10:18,039 I'm the first one 887 01:10:18,164 --> 01:10:21,289 The Bible and Tantra? 888 01:10:22,498 --> 01:10:23,498 Whoooo! Very impressive! 889 01:10:24,039 --> 01:10:25,081 You... 890 01:10:25,873 --> 01:10:28,706 You're the cause of all this damn chaos! 891 01:10:28,914 --> 01:10:30,706 What? me? me?! 892 01:10:31,081 --> 01:10:32,123 Easy, easy... 893 01:10:32,831 --> 01:10:36,414 Bagone 894 01:10:38,164 --> 01:10:39,164 Energy... 895 01:10:42,789 --> 01:10:43,789 Ahaha... let's dance! 896 01:10:44,164 --> 01:10:46,706 You pseudo psycho shaman! 897 01:10:46,789 --> 01:10:49,664 - Took classes at the community center - In what? 898 01:10:49,789 --> 01:10:51,706 Capoeira, my friend, Capoeira! 899 01:10:58,789 --> 01:10:59,789 Namaste! 900 01:11:08,581 --> 01:11:11,456 I have watched the karate kid four times 901 01:11:23,581 --> 01:11:25,581 Enough is, enough! Go to your rooms! 902 01:11:25,956 --> 01:11:26,956 Now! 903 01:11:31,623 --> 01:11:33,956 Can someone take the tree off me? 904 01:11:34,081 --> 01:11:35,498 Let's just leave him there. 905 01:13:01,664 --> 01:13:02,748 You're a really nice person 906 01:13:04,081 --> 01:13:05,914 You're a nice person 907 01:13:10,748 --> 01:13:11,873 As you are 908 01:13:12,998 --> 01:13:14,206 Sometimes 909 01:13:16,914 --> 01:13:19,706 Since you love me, but you don't like me 910 01:13:20,664 --> 01:13:22,623 perhaps you and I would make better friends 911 01:13:23,206 --> 01:13:25,039 - Friends? - Best friends. 912 01:13:26,039 --> 01:13:27,123 Best friends 913 01:13:30,623 --> 01:13:32,331 I just need some time on my own... 914 01:13:33,289 --> 01:13:34,289 to think. 915 01:13:35,081 --> 01:13:37,789 It was never your mind that I was interested in... 916 01:13:40,331 --> 01:13:44,164 to think about something other than you and the boys 917 01:13:44,456 --> 01:13:47,581 Have you thought about dancing, again? 918 01:13:48,831 --> 01:13:50,456 It used to make you shine 919 01:13:51,914 --> 01:13:53,206 I have 920 01:13:53,623 --> 01:13:54,914 and I will 921 01:13:55,956 --> 01:13:56,956 and you? 922 01:13:57,081 --> 01:14:01,789 I think it might be a good ideea if I stop thinking as much. 923 01:14:02,623 --> 01:14:06,456 By the way, it wasn't Leo I dropped. 924 01:14:07,664 --> 01:14:08,956 It was you 925 01:14:10,123 --> 01:14:11,873 We dropped each other 926 01:14:47,748 --> 01:14:48,789 Good morning! 927 01:14:49,414 --> 01:14:51,956 When your face says exactly the opposite 928 01:15:00,956 --> 01:15:01,956 Hello! 929 01:15:03,789 --> 01:15:06,414 - Last night was so crazy - Yeah. 930 01:15:09,706 --> 01:15:11,206 Does anyone have a charger? 931 01:15:12,789 --> 01:15:14,539 Do you know where my charger is? 932 01:15:21,789 --> 01:15:22,998 Good mo... 933 01:15:23,873 --> 01:15:26,081 Don't worry, I'm not interested anymore 934 01:15:26,289 --> 01:15:27,914 - Really? - Yeah. 935 01:15:28,248 --> 01:15:30,206 It was just my biological clock you know 936 01:15:31,498 --> 01:15:34,956 Well I would put that on snooze sweetheart, it's what I did with mine 937 01:15:35,081 --> 01:15:37,289 Nobody told me such a thing exists. 938 01:15:38,623 --> 01:15:39,914 Good advice! 939 01:15:41,539 --> 01:15:42,998 Why so serious?! 940 01:15:43,081 --> 01:15:44,081 Let's put up a smile! 941 01:15:44,498 --> 01:15:47,456 - After all you did last night - Joel, will you shut up please 942 01:15:47,539 --> 01:15:50,539 - Tough crowd - Let me make something clear 943 01:15:50,623 --> 01:15:52,956 - We have no electricity... - What?! 944 01:15:53,164 --> 01:15:54,914 No, no, no, no! Are you trying to kill me?! 945 01:15:55,831 --> 01:15:58,664 There are very few matches left and very little food 946 01:15:58,789 --> 01:16:00,831 and you, know why! 947 01:16:02,289 --> 01:16:05,081 - Surely, we can call someone - The landline is dead... 948 01:16:05,248 --> 01:16:07,539 and it is New Year's eve so everyone is busy. 949 01:16:07,623 --> 01:16:09,914 Surprize! Not. 950 01:16:12,623 --> 01:16:13,873 Are we going to die here? 951 01:16:14,456 --> 01:16:16,515 Exactly what the last of your neurons are telling you now? 952 01:16:16,539 --> 01:16:18,373 - Oh, that's funny! - You are funny! 953 01:16:18,498 --> 01:16:22,123 Well, it looks like we have enough food for a light breakfast 954 01:16:22,206 --> 01:16:24,081 and an even lighter lunch, but that's it 955 01:16:24,373 --> 01:16:26,456 No dinner for New Year's Eve? 956 01:16:26,956 --> 01:16:29,331 Oh, darn! We're fresh out of oysters and champagne. 957 01:16:29,414 --> 01:16:31,039 Will you survive? 958 01:16:33,831 --> 01:16:34,873 What did I do? 959 01:16:35,664 --> 01:16:36,373 I don't know. 960 01:16:36,581 --> 01:16:39,831 Oh, so know you're suffering from short term memory loss as well? 961 01:16:40,248 --> 01:16:41,248 This is a disaster 962 01:16:41,831 --> 01:16:44,623 No food, no coffee, no internet. 963 01:16:45,164 --> 01:16:48,706 No one knows where I am, so I'll lose all my contracts 964 01:16:48,956 --> 01:16:50,289 are you happy? 965 01:16:51,164 --> 01:16:52,623 What, so it's my fault now?! 966 01:16:52,748 --> 01:16:54,539 Cause not, nothing is ever your fault, is it? 967 01:16:54,914 --> 01:16:56,664 You're a saint, saint Alessa 968 01:16:56,789 --> 01:16:59,623 Pray to God! He'll send you a baby 969 01:17:01,873 --> 01:17:03,581 Well... you're very ugly right now. 970 01:17:04,664 --> 01:17:06,515 You could have just told me you didn't want a baby. 971 01:17:06,539 --> 01:17:08,248 I think this is very easy. 972 01:17:08,748 --> 01:17:10,456 Like I had a choice. 973 01:17:10,664 --> 01:17:13,304 - You're always trying to control everything. - No. That's not true 974 01:17:13,331 --> 01:17:14,831 THE HOT POTATO COOKBOOK 975 01:17:15,123 --> 01:17:18,123 Then why have you been on an alkaline diet for a year? 976 01:17:18,206 --> 01:17:19,446 Huh? So you can conceive a boy? 977 01:17:19,498 --> 01:17:22,581 Is that even biologically possible for them to...? 978 01:17:22,789 --> 01:17:26,164 Hang on! Hang on! At least she has a career and purpose. Unlike others! 979 01:17:26,248 --> 01:17:27,248 Thank you! 980 01:17:28,081 --> 01:17:30,831 Oh, oh, ok. Well, you know what? I think it's better to be like me 981 01:17:30,914 --> 01:17:35,706 then to be a sad, little person, obsessed with whatever everyone else is doing with their own lives 982 01:17:35,831 --> 01:17:38,123 Seriously?! You're bullying me on my height? 983 01:17:38,206 --> 01:17:40,289 - And also, I'm sad?! - Yeah. 984 01:17:40,748 --> 01:17:43,914 Oh, God! Such a mistake to be with a guy. To be with you. 985 01:17:44,081 --> 01:17:46,664 Women just understand women so much better 986 01:17:46,914 --> 01:17:47,956 - Sometimes. - Exactly! 987 01:17:48,123 --> 01:17:50,123 Like, I understand you. You're amazing! 988 01:17:50,331 --> 01:17:51,890 - You understand. - Oh, my God this is so cute! 989 01:17:51,914 --> 01:17:55,831 Let's applaud the heroes. You are going to save the world with your egos. 990 01:17:55,956 --> 01:17:59,539 But what are you going to do to save the world? At least I'm trying. 991 01:17:59,623 --> 01:18:02,956 - Yeah, you're trying very hard. - Yes she is, she's doing something. 992 01:18:03,039 --> 01:18:05,414 - Yes, I am. - Seriously, and what are you doing?! 993 01:18:05,539 --> 01:18:09,456 - Bot just my own self... - Your own self!? You are in love with yourself. 994 01:18:10,623 --> 01:18:12,164 Are you going to fight?! 995 01:18:14,748 --> 01:18:16,414 Don't look at us! 996 01:18:16,498 --> 01:18:20,081 No, no, we are tired of fighting. 997 01:18:21,414 --> 01:18:23,581 You get wiser with age 998 01:18:23,706 --> 01:18:25,956 Yeah, you get there at some point. 999 01:18:34,206 --> 01:18:35,914 Oh, just a reminder. 1000 01:18:38,289 --> 01:18:40,914 When you die, I'm going to bury you with that. 1001 01:18:41,039 --> 01:18:43,706 What? Hang on! Who says I'm dying first? 1002 01:18:43,789 --> 01:18:47,414 Yes, because stress kills more people daily than frustration. 1003 01:18:47,539 --> 01:18:50,748 - But you love your easy life - yes 1004 01:18:50,873 --> 01:18:53,664 I was more than what you could handle that's why you kept me home 1005 01:18:53,748 --> 01:18:55,414 - More than I could handle?! - Yes! 1006 01:18:55,581 --> 01:18:57,331 Oh my God! Oh my God! 1007 01:19:20,956 --> 01:19:22,706 Alright, that's enough! 1008 01:19:26,164 --> 01:19:28,748 You two ought to be ashamed of yourselves 1009 01:19:29,206 --> 01:19:33,206 Battling it out here in front of our young friends like a couple of pre schoolers 1010 01:19:33,664 --> 01:19:36,581 Don't you think, it's hard enough for them to fall in love as it is? 1011 01:19:37,539 --> 01:19:40,099 We need to be the ones to prove to them that there is beauty in suffering 1012 01:19:40,123 --> 01:19:42,248 and that there is no value in striving 1013 01:19:42,664 --> 01:19:46,956 for a perfection that doesn't exist 1014 01:19:48,373 --> 01:19:50,623 They're already afraid to commit 1015 01:19:50,706 --> 01:19:54,706 and spend their whole days with their faces in those devices 1016 01:19:56,164 --> 01:20:00,664 We have to be the ones to show them that there is power in love 1017 01:20:02,748 --> 01:20:04,748 If we don't, who will? 1018 01:20:05,873 --> 01:20:07,289 Why do you fight so much?! 1019 01:20:09,289 --> 01:20:12,289 Well don't just sit there, say something! 1020 01:20:14,331 --> 01:20:15,789 Look what I found! 1021 01:20:18,289 --> 01:20:19,539 Dinner is up! 1022 01:20:19,956 --> 01:20:21,289 Potatoes? 1023 01:20:21,373 --> 01:20:22,914 For New Year's Eve?! 1024 01:20:23,456 --> 01:20:24,456 You're welcome! 1025 01:20:24,539 --> 01:20:27,581 - I would rather walk in the snow. - I'm gonna go pack. 1026 01:20:29,664 --> 01:20:32,956 I mean, yeah, it's wrapped in plastic, but at least it's organic 1027 01:20:34,248 --> 01:20:36,748 Do you like french fries? 1028 01:20:38,081 --> 01:20:39,081 Yeah, I do actually. 1029 01:20:39,123 --> 01:20:41,581 - Oh, alright, I'm done. - I can't do this! 1030 01:21:05,664 --> 01:21:09,456 Winter service announces storm... 1031 01:21:29,831 --> 01:21:31,873 So many colors! 1032 01:21:33,414 --> 01:21:34,414 What is this? 1033 01:21:41,623 --> 01:21:43,748 Let's see how your followers like this now 1034 01:21:57,748 --> 01:21:59,539 You need to come and see this. 1035 01:21:59,789 --> 01:22:00,789 Wait. What?! 1036 01:22:04,706 --> 01:22:08,123 That's the t-shirt I got for winning global social media awards 1037 01:22:08,748 --> 01:22:10,456 My life is flying away... 1038 01:22:11,581 --> 01:22:14,039 I'm sorry for how I behaved last night 1039 01:22:18,831 --> 01:22:22,623 I'm going to enroll in that anger management course you recommended 1040 01:22:23,539 --> 01:22:24,831 I'm doing this for me 1041 01:22:25,206 --> 01:22:26,331 and for us. 1042 01:22:36,498 --> 01:22:38,456 - You go - Of course. 1043 01:22:43,623 --> 01:22:47,206 Do you know how many people actually make it on foot through a snow storm like this? 1044 01:22:47,623 --> 01:22:50,515 The emergency services have just announced that the snowstorm is returning 1045 01:22:50,539 --> 01:22:53,081 and is going to be here for at least another 24 hours 1046 01:22:57,373 --> 01:22:58,498 Are you crazy?! 1047 01:23:01,248 --> 01:23:02,956 Hei! Hei! Why did you throw my things out? 1048 01:23:03,081 --> 01:23:06,748 I don't know, maybe the window was open. The wind just blew them away. 1049 01:23:06,831 --> 01:23:09,248 "The wind just blew them away" 1050 01:23:09,414 --> 01:23:11,456 Two words for you, bullshit 1051 01:23:11,831 --> 01:23:13,831 - Well, that's just one word. - Don't patronize me. 1052 01:23:14,248 --> 01:23:15,248 Go pick up my clothes. 1053 01:23:15,748 --> 01:23:19,914 Well, since we are all stuck in here, let's all pull together 1054 01:23:20,081 --> 01:23:21,831 and make the best out of the situation. Ok? 1055 01:23:22,039 --> 01:23:24,359 - Yeah. - Can you help me pick up the clothes from outside? 1056 01:23:24,456 --> 01:23:25,581 Joel! 1057 01:23:25,706 --> 01:23:27,248 - Yeah, yeah, sigur. - Thank you! 1058 01:23:27,331 --> 01:23:30,373 Are we going to ring in the new year with no electricity? 1059 01:23:30,748 --> 01:23:33,498 - I'll go check the generator - Do you need some help? 1060 01:23:34,623 --> 01:23:35,873 Watch your step! 1061 01:23:37,248 --> 01:23:40,414 If I got a nickel for every generator I fixed... 1062 01:23:41,248 --> 01:23:42,498 Yeah, me too 1063 01:23:43,289 --> 01:23:45,956 - I fixed some big ones. - Yeah?! 1064 01:23:46,039 --> 01:23:47,164 Yeah. 1065 01:23:48,581 --> 01:23:49,914 Well, mostly drew them. 1066 01:23:59,331 --> 01:24:00,706 You're such a fierce woman! 1067 01:24:01,789 --> 01:24:03,498 That's a nice way of saying crazy 1068 01:24:04,664 --> 01:24:05,873 You know what I mean. 1069 01:24:06,914 --> 01:24:07,914 Do I?! 1070 01:24:08,373 --> 01:24:09,706 What happened last night... 1071 01:24:10,414 --> 01:24:11,706 it was amazing 1072 01:24:14,623 --> 01:24:18,289 You understand that I'm much older than you, right? 1073 01:24:19,456 --> 01:24:22,498 My only wish, my only dream is to have a baby 1074 01:24:22,581 --> 01:24:24,956 - I can be your baby - No, don't be! 1075 01:24:26,206 --> 01:24:27,873 What you need to be is you, ok? 1076 01:24:28,831 --> 01:24:32,498 You need to focus on the guitar, compose... 1077 01:24:33,289 --> 01:24:35,789 let others sing for you, you know? 1078 01:24:36,331 --> 01:24:37,331 Yeah? 1079 01:25:02,123 --> 01:25:03,456 Why do you work so much? 1080 01:25:04,831 --> 01:25:06,123 Avoidance. 1081 01:25:07,414 --> 01:25:08,873 I am a workaholic. 1082 01:25:09,623 --> 01:25:11,206 At the expense of my family 1083 01:25:13,956 --> 01:25:16,539 Is that what this weekend is about? 1084 01:25:16,873 --> 01:25:20,956 I thought that Susanna would have an affair first 1085 01:25:22,664 --> 01:25:25,706 I didn't realize how unhappy we both were 1086 01:25:26,414 --> 01:25:28,956 Hei guys! Any chance I can charge my phone here. 1087 01:25:29,081 --> 01:25:31,789 We're getting there, but it seems to be 1088 01:25:32,498 --> 01:25:33,539 not quite... 1089 01:25:33,623 --> 01:25:36,081 - What does this button do?! - No!!! 1090 01:25:39,998 --> 01:25:41,081 Yeah! 1091 01:25:41,373 --> 01:25:42,081 We fixed it! 1092 01:25:42,331 --> 01:25:43,456 Good job! 1093 01:25:46,914 --> 01:25:49,873 Come on, come on, open up. 1094 01:25:50,081 --> 01:25:52,248 Patience is a virtue. 1095 01:25:52,623 --> 01:25:55,206 You know, it takes a tree 10 years to be fully grown 1096 01:25:55,289 --> 01:25:58,456 and you want everything to just work like that 1097 01:25:58,581 --> 01:26:02,248 Patience is a virtue I do not posses. 1098 01:26:03,873 --> 01:26:05,914 Oh, yes! 1099 01:26:06,123 --> 01:26:08,623 - It is working! It is working! - See?! 1100 01:26:09,414 --> 01:26:10,706 No more mushrooms! 1101 01:26:10,831 --> 01:26:14,039 Well, not no more, but definitely less 1102 01:26:14,164 --> 01:26:17,039 You are such a goofy old man sometimes. 1103 01:26:17,164 --> 01:26:18,623 I missed you! 1104 01:26:19,081 --> 01:26:23,748 I would rather be dead and rotting in a worm filled compost 1105 01:26:24,498 --> 01:26:26,039 then be without you. 1106 01:26:26,498 --> 01:26:29,456 Stop the sweet talk Romeo and kiss me. 1107 01:26:38,414 --> 01:26:39,956 So "Namaste"! 1108 01:26:40,081 --> 01:26:42,664 - We would never do that. - Never... 1109 01:26:43,206 --> 01:26:46,623 - Because you have grace. - Yeah... 1110 01:26:47,373 --> 01:26:49,581 and you have manners. 1111 01:26:52,789 --> 01:26:55,831 At least we agree on something. 1112 01:26:58,956 --> 01:27:00,331 We are friends 1113 01:27:01,831 --> 01:27:03,248 Best friends 1114 01:27:13,956 --> 01:27:15,716 They actually listened to your speech Britta. 1115 01:27:16,373 --> 01:27:19,956 See, I told you they were going to at least kiss. Now you owe me 20. 1116 01:27:21,164 --> 01:27:22,414 Maybe they should get a room. 1117 01:27:22,623 --> 01:27:24,206 Let them love each other. 1118 01:27:24,789 --> 01:27:27,289 Guys, guys, wait a second 1119 01:27:27,831 --> 01:27:29,039 Ten, twenty. 1120 01:27:29,164 --> 01:27:31,164 This is not a gang bang for the... 1121 01:27:31,289 --> 01:27:34,456 No, just go to the jacuzzi Yes, yes, to the left. 1122 01:27:34,581 --> 01:27:36,206 Hei, guys, guys 1123 01:27:36,289 --> 01:27:40,748 I am happy for you, but this is not, this is not a viagra commercial 1124 01:27:40,831 --> 01:27:42,498 Go straight! Yeah. Perfect. 1125 01:27:48,373 --> 01:27:50,373 You're not gonna start again are you? 1126 01:27:52,956 --> 01:27:55,581 - Queen bee? - I thought you'd never ask! 1127 01:28:00,623 --> 01:28:01,623 Wolfs? 1128 01:28:04,498 --> 01:28:06,373 Seems like there is one caught in a trap. 1129 01:28:07,123 --> 01:28:08,498 He's in agony. 1130 01:28:09,248 --> 01:28:10,373 Poor thing! 1131 01:28:20,081 --> 01:28:22,789 Wow! This is a great looking tree. 1132 01:28:24,039 --> 01:28:27,248 - I sense some sarcasm in there - No, I'm serious, it's great. 1133 01:28:27,623 --> 01:28:29,164 It's great 1134 01:28:29,581 --> 01:28:31,164 - "It's great!" - Yeah, I think so... 1135 01:28:31,248 --> 01:28:35,664 No, really, I think you'd kill it if you put in on the t shirts with the slogan 1136 01:28:35,789 --> 01:28:37,206 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1137 01:28:38,456 --> 01:28:39,789 Yeah. 1138 01:28:40,539 --> 01:28:42,331 You've got such an entrepreneurial spirit. 1139 01:28:43,248 --> 01:28:44,248 Thanks! 1140 01:28:45,206 --> 01:28:49,498 But maybe I can use it in a more constructive way. 1141 01:28:50,831 --> 01:28:51,956 What do you mean? 1142 01:28:53,289 --> 01:28:57,998 When I opened my phone, and I saw how many thousands of photos I've taken, 1143 01:28:58,206 --> 01:28:59,373 I got scared 1144 01:29:00,164 --> 01:29:02,123 I haven't been present 1145 01:29:02,289 --> 01:29:05,331 and I've realized I don't know who I am outside of my phone 1146 01:29:05,456 --> 01:29:06,831 and it is time to find out 1147 01:29:08,456 --> 01:29:09,456 Frankie, this is amazing! 1148 01:29:09,914 --> 01:29:12,789 Yeah. I don't know why I did that to myself. 1149 01:29:13,414 --> 01:29:14,914 There is life outside of the phone 1150 01:29:15,039 --> 01:29:17,081 and I want to empower other to see it 1151 01:29:17,206 --> 01:29:19,456 and focus on real life issues. 1152 01:29:21,081 --> 01:29:22,289 New beginning. 1153 01:29:33,748 --> 01:29:34,748 Sorry, Susanna! 1154 01:29:34,789 --> 01:29:35,873 Ladies... 1155 01:29:36,164 --> 01:29:37,164 To potatoes! 1156 01:29:37,456 --> 01:29:38,456 Candles? 1157 01:29:40,164 --> 01:29:41,664 So this is organic? 1158 01:29:45,414 --> 01:29:46,456 It's been a while. 1159 01:29:47,331 --> 01:29:48,331 Thank you! 1160 01:29:48,539 --> 01:29:49,914 I love yours! 1161 01:29:51,956 --> 01:29:53,373 Friends. We're good friends. 1162 01:29:55,331 --> 01:29:58,664 - I didn't expect it would work out. - Shut up! 1163 01:29:59,081 --> 01:30:00,373 Did you touch my bum? 1164 01:30:05,706 --> 01:30:06,956 New year, new "moui". 1165 01:30:07,039 --> 01:30:09,956 And this one will be in the here and the now like you said Britta. 1166 01:30:10,039 --> 01:30:11,414 Congratulations! 1167 01:30:11,498 --> 01:30:13,914 - Deep! - I know. Cheers! 1168 01:30:15,873 --> 01:30:20,373 Guys I wanted to check, am I still ok to stay with you for a little longer. 1169 01:30:20,456 --> 01:30:21,956 Of course 1170 01:30:22,039 --> 01:30:23,164 What do you say sweetheart? 1171 01:30:23,248 --> 01:30:24,581 - More than welcome - Yeah? 1172 01:30:24,664 --> 01:30:26,289 - It is coming! - It is coming. 1173 01:30:26,456 --> 01:30:29,789 Why use all that kerosene flying to Brazil when I can make a change here 1174 01:30:29,914 --> 01:30:33,289 I would love to get this place to 100% eco friendly if I can 1175 01:30:33,831 --> 01:30:36,081 - Sure, that would be great. - Yeah? 1176 01:30:36,164 --> 01:30:39,123 - I think it would be fun. - Yeah... 1177 01:30:39,581 --> 01:30:40,789 Plus... 1178 01:30:42,498 --> 01:30:44,206 I have a new business plan. 1179 01:30:44,873 --> 01:30:45,581 Yes you do. 1180 01:30:45,706 --> 01:30:48,456 It really feels like reading parrying quotes on instagram 1181 01:30:48,914 --> 01:30:50,206 - You're mean. - Am I? 1182 01:30:50,289 --> 01:30:51,706 I love it. 1183 01:30:53,123 --> 01:30:54,164 Okay... 1184 01:30:54,914 --> 01:30:57,289 - I think it is time. - You got this babe. 1185 01:30:57,789 --> 01:31:00,456 Ok... listen up everyone! 1186 01:31:00,831 --> 01:31:04,956 In order to celebrate and bring in joy to this new year, 1187 01:31:05,081 --> 01:31:07,331 I have a little something I'd like you guys to hear 1188 01:31:07,539 --> 01:31:09,289 No, no, you don't have to do that Sebastian 1189 01:31:09,414 --> 01:31:11,539 Maybe you should rest your voice. 1190 01:31:11,623 --> 01:31:14,789 - Rest your voice... - Rest your voice! 1191 01:31:14,873 --> 01:31:18,956 Come on, guys, guys, trust me It's a song about relationships 1192 01:31:19,081 --> 01:31:23,956 Thank you everyone for being an endless source of inspiration 1193 01:31:24,831 --> 01:31:27,498 Here is: "The Perfect Escape". 1194 01:31:33,748 --> 01:31:35,914 Love is hard to find 1195 01:31:36,914 --> 01:31:39,789 Sometimes lost in time 1196 01:31:40,039 --> 01:31:44,331 Stories that will go untold 1197 01:31:46,498 --> 01:31:49,164 Each and everyday 1198 01:31:49,456 --> 01:31:52,414 I wish there was a way 1199 01:31:52,581 --> 01:31:56,289 to try to let the light come through 1200 01:31:59,748 --> 01:32:02,956 We just didn't know, 1201 01:32:06,206 --> 01:32:09,331 Life was our show 1202 01:32:09,414 --> 01:32:13,706 A never ending story... 1203 01:32:15,664 --> 01:32:16,748 A never ending story 1204 01:32:21,914 --> 01:32:25,123 We found our love and glory 1205 01:32:28,289 --> 01:32:31,873 A never ending story... 1206 01:32:33,956 --> 01:32:35,373 Come one, guys! 1207 01:33:00,164 --> 01:33:01,539 - Guys! - What?! 1208 01:33:01,623 --> 01:33:03,248 It's time. 1209 01:33:03,623 --> 01:33:04,789 Five! 1210 01:33:04,873 --> 01:33:06,581 Four! 1211 01:33:06,664 --> 01:33:08,081 Three! 1212 01:33:08,164 --> 01:33:09,414 Two! 1213 01:33:09,789 --> 01:33:10,873 One! 1214 01:33:11,414 --> 01:33:13,623 Happy new year! 1215 01:33:14,373 --> 01:33:22,206 The end 1216 01:33:25,581 --> 01:33:27,206 Scott! 1217 01:33:27,456 --> 01:33:28,873 What did I do? 1218 01:33:29,248 --> 01:33:32,123 A never ending story... 1219 01:33:45,123 --> 01:33:48,498 And this is a perfect example for a sustainable way of living 1220 01:33:48,623 --> 01:33:50,831 as opposed to a non sustainable way of living. 1221 01:33:50,914 --> 01:33:54,748 I mean really, Joel? Ketchup, marshmallow... what are you, 12? 1222 01:33:54,831 --> 01:33:55,873 And dairy? No! 1223 01:33:55,956 --> 01:33:59,581 Let's be friendly with animals. We love them, we care for them. Yeah? 1224 01:33:59,664 --> 01:34:02,873 So, this is good you've got seasonal fresh products 1225 01:34:02,956 --> 01:34:04,956 Do you think everything here belongs here? 1226 01:34:05,039 --> 01:34:06,664 Yeah, I think it looks good. 1227 01:34:06,748 --> 01:34:08,956 No! You're wrong! 1228 01:34:09,039 --> 01:34:11,998 These, yes, no plastic, but why use so many 1229 01:34:12,081 --> 01:34:14,414 when you could just have one reusable cup. 1230 01:34:14,623 --> 01:34:16,039 This goes here. 1231 01:34:16,123 --> 01:34:17,123 There you go... 1232 01:34:17,164 --> 01:34:21,664 Wood, reusable glass, I mean, this just makes me so happy. 1233 01:34:22,456 --> 01:34:23,914 Isn't it good guys?! 1234 01:35:01,039 --> 01:35:02,831 Good morning, ladies and gentleman! 1235 01:35:02,956 --> 01:35:06,706 Today, the UN is drawing a convention on social media use 1236 01:35:06,831 --> 01:35:10,623 and its no secret social media has take the world by a storm 1237 01:35:10,706 --> 01:35:14,248 and since there is no escaping we must confrunt all the risks head on. 1238 01:35:14,831 --> 01:35:17,039 This is Frances Norman for the QBC. 1239 01:35:21,831 --> 01:35:24,414 Good! The babies look well. 1240 01:35:25,081 --> 01:35:26,331 What do you mean babies? 1241 01:35:28,331 --> 01:35:31,081 Is it two babies? 1242 01:35:39,248 --> 01:35:41,248 This is the best day of my life! 89507