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Previously
on RuPaul's Drag Race...

You need to lead DragCon panels.

You've got male... privilege.

Speaking of ugly, do you
wanna meet our panelists?

I knew about toxic masculini...

Toxic masculinity
at a very young age.

Jasmine Kennedie.

You were very charismatic,

but I just didn't
get enough of you.

Jorgeous.

I felt like you
were self-conscious.

Bosco.

You were fucking hilarious.

Con-drag-ulations. You're the
winner of this week's challenge.

Jasmine, Jorgeous...

Shantay you both stay.

Yes!

Oh, my God!

- Oh, bitch, we did it!
- Fuck, we did it, bitch!

Oh, Miss Girl.

Secretly, I think
we've all been wanting

to see the Jasmine/Jorgeous
lip sync,

and we definitely got the show
that we've been waiting for.

But, uh, nobody was eliminated.

And there still was eight.

Don't put some glass
in my powder, now.

Meow, let's give a shout-out
to that lip sync, though!

Oh, my God!

That really did it for me.

Like, we were screaming.

Yeah, we were screaming.

I honestly feel
so proud of myself.

Jasmine was the one girl

that I was, like, really kind
of nervous to lip sync against,

because the bitch
could keep up with me.

I'm just so happy to be here,

because, girl,
I was nervous for a bit.

I was gagging, too, because
I lip synced already twice.

I was like, "She's not gonna
save me over Jorgeous right now.

She's not gonna do that."

Ugh. Am I irritated there's
eight of us here still?

Absolutely. I get it.

I can't be mad at it,
but I'm irritated.

Y'all bitches better beware

if you're in the bottom
with us, okay?

Whatever.
It wasn't that good.

Girl, I know
all of them are mad,

and you know what?
That's fine.

Let those feelings bubble up.

Let those feelings get to you
and really psych you out.

Because if you're
lip syncing against me,

it's gonna be very, very hard
to send me home, darling.

Can we do this?

Congratulations, Bosco!

That feels so fucking cute,

and, like, definitely
a shout-out to Miss DeJa.

I surely did think

that, like, maybe this
was the moment for you.

I know you've been in the top
the past few weeks.

- Yeah.
- Is it getting to you at all?

It's, like, you're right there.

And just someone
just happened to do

a teench bit kind of better.

I'm not discrediting Bosco.

She did amazing.

But I feel like
I did everything right,

and I feel like
I've listened to them

and I've given them
what they wanted,

and I still
couldn't get the win.

If I'm doing amazing,

like, why can't I
just get the win, you know?

It really goes to show y'all

that, like, this top eight
is top tier.

The best of the best.

We have just literally been
showing RuPaul and the judges

we're just too good to go home.

Honestly.

And do you know what that means?

Let's get the fuck outta drag.

Yeah, thank God.

And you know what that means?

We gotta listen to Jasmine
for one more week.

Yeah, y'all gotta listen to me
for one more week!

Drag Race is the living
personification

of the saying "You're only as
good as your last performance."

Ugh.

And these girls are so good.

I feel that Ru expects
the world from this group,

because at this point we have
put the bar pretty high.

And, like, to just deliver
isn't enough anymore.

Aah! You have to, like,
transcend the challenge.

Aah!

And I am going to show
the judges

why they brought me here,

why I've been doing so well
in this competition...

And I'm not gonna fuck it up.

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I'm still here!

Oh, yay!

So it's a new day
in the werkroom,

and no one's gone home.

I wanted it
to be less competition,

but here we are,
and that's okay.

It just means we've gotta
keep fighting harder.

I feel like
I have the most to prove

because I've been
in the bottom the most.

So, like, I have nothing to do
other than, like, succeed.

So, like, I definitely
have to be on my A game,

because, like,
when my shoe fell off

and the lip sync...

Thank you. Cut me off!

Ooh, girl!

She done already
done had herses!

Thanks to Jasmine.

Now, I don't mean
to get precious,

but you better be prepared
to share your flavor,

because, oops,
we're doing it again.

And, yes, this bitch
is recording.

Whoo-hoo. Shut up!

What does that mean?

Hello, hello, hello!

- Hi.
- Oh, yes!

Come on, 24-karat!

Ladykins.

- Hey!
- Yeah!

Well, you know, America's
next drag superstar

needs to pop no matter
what she's wearing.

So for today's mini-challenge,

you need to create
wearable pop art

using nothing but bubble wrap.

Now, to get your
creative juices flowing,

feel free to use bubble wrap

inspired by Bubly
sparkling water flavors.

- Ooh!
- Ooh!

Like coconut-pineapple

and blackberry.

Hey!

Queens, you have 30 minutes
to get into quick drag

before you walk
the red bubble-wrap carpet.

Ready, set, go!

Yes!

This is, like, the most hellish
ASMR you've ever heard of.

Of just duct tape
and bubble popping

filling the room.

Whoo, crack a smile,

'cause the pop-arazzi
is comin' for ya.

First up, Jorgeous.

Fancy meeting you here.

Oh, yes, the bubbles
have arrived.

In addition to having
a sparkling personality,

she's so-fizz-ticated.

She makes it pop.

Ooh, she's poppin'!

Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo!

You got it poppin', girl.

Ooh, papi chulo!

Close your eyes
and think of England.

It's Lady Camden.

She's a proper lady.

Yes, look at you, looking
like Camilla Parker Bowles.

Her fashion inspirations
are Versace

and your dad's fat ass.

Let me see it, girl.
Ooh, yes, child.

That's bangers and mash
up in this bitch.

Now poppin' down
the red carpet, it is Angeria.

She's serving the kabuki finale.

Come on, Angeria!

We got a bad case of Angeria.

Oh, look at y'all
lookin' like Exposé.

You know who Exposé is?

No. No, I ain't got...

I need to fucking retire.

Because they don't know shit

about what I'm talking about.

Up next, Willow Pill enjoys
long walks on the freeway

and coffee enemas.

Oh, pop, pop.
Oh, she poppin'. She poppin'.

Can you make
your pussy pop? Yes!

Once this queen pops,
she cannot stop.

Here's Daya Betty.

Daya Betty's inspiration
for tonight

are depression and anxiety.

Bitch, Miss Daya Betty,

she's giving me
Rugrat baby the house down.

I always say that
all fashion sins are forgiven

with a side ponytail.

It's DeJa Skye,

but the pop-arazzi
call her Thunderella.

Oh, she's doing the worm,
she's gonna do the snake.

Oh, she's poppin' off.

Now, DeJa Skye
is releasing her new single,

Pop It Like
It's Room Temperature.

Something in the milk
ain't clean.

It's Bosco!

Yes, she's rock and roll.

Bosco is giving me Aquaria
Season 10 entrance look.

I mean, obviously
not quite as nice.

It's a little like
Aquaria's entrance look

if it's been in the tumble dryer
a few too many times.

She poppin',
cherry pop, cherry pop.

Okay, who wanna sip
a little bit of this cherry pop?

Put your hands together
for Jasmine Kennedie.

Yes, look. Jiggle them titties,
jiggle them tits.

Hey, shake them. Oh!

Oh, yeah, pop them titties!

Yeah, pop it, pop it,
pop it, pop it!

Yes, pop it.
Don't wear yourself out.

You're poppin' it off, mama!

Ladies!

Now, you all popped
in different flavors,

but one of you really got loud.

The winner of today's
mini-challenge is...

Bosco.

Con-drag-ulations.
You've won $2.500

courtesy of Bubly
sparkling water.

Thank you.

Ladies, now that
you've worked the red carpet,

it's time for the main event.

Hold on to your edges,

because we're playing
the Snatch Game!

Oh, my God.
Okay, it's here.

The Snatch Game has arrived.

You choose a celebrity
to impersonate,

and you make us laugh out loud.

I mean, what could go wrong?

This is the challenge
of Drag Race.

It is the challenge

that shows who's gonna be
in the top of the season

and who's not really
gonna make it too far.

And if you're
not prepared for it,

bitch, you better know
your lip sync song.

All right, bitches, Snatch Game!

Snatchy-snatch!

We made it to Snatch Game!

It's here.

The moment, the peril,
the existential death.

Today's maxi-challenge
is the Snatch Game.

Celebrity illusion is a really
important part of drag history.

It was the most popular type
of drag for a really long time,

and it's still such
a cool skill set to have.

Your collar is so sickening.

You're doing Prince?

Prince?

- No?
- Prince?

You're doing queen something?

No, William Shakespeare.

- You're doing... oh.
- The writer.

Willow.

Yes, ma'am.

How are you feeling
about the Snatch Game?

I think I'm gonna do
Drew Barrymore.

I love that.

She's, like, one
of my favorite actors ever.

I feel like this is
a really good choice,

because she's well known,

she's funny,
and everyone loves her.

So I feel like
this is gonna to pretty well.

I'm gonna sell Gwyneth Paltrow.

I have a plan for Snatch Game,
and I like my plan.

It's, like, less
about her as an actress

and more about her as, like,
a New-Age snake oil salesman.

Like, have you ever been
to her website?

No, but I know people
make fun of her all the time.

It is in-fucking-sane.

Like, there are candles
scented like her vagina

that she sells for $75.

Bosco and Willow
always surprise us,

so I'm definitely thinking

the girls are gonna turn it out
some kind of way.

Hey, ladykins.

I'm here to examine
your snatches.

Oh, Jorgeous!

Hello-teous!

Now, I see some cut-off shorts,

- I see a little halter top.
- Yes.

- Are you Gallagher?
- No.

You worked with her on a little
show called Broad City.

I'm doing Ilana Glazer.

Oh, my goodness.

I watch her show
Broad City all the time.

I love that show.

Like, this is the character
I feel really confident in.

Oh, good.

Who were your other choices?

Selena and Aubrey Plaza.

Oh, can I hear a little bit
of your Aubrey Plaza?

Oh, my God.

So, Aubrey, what did you
have for breakfast?

Oh, my God.
Girl, Miss Mama Ru,

don't put me
on the spot like that.

That's all right,
that's all right.

Now, Jorgeous,
I've been talking to you

for weeks and weeks and weeks,
and my heart goes out to you,

because I can feel

underneath all that bravado
thing that you do,

you're an innocent child,

and your emotions are
right there under the surface.

Honestly, I've been trying
to get it together,

because, like, when
I was doing the lip sync...

- Last week?
- Last week, yes.

I was just in it.

I've been really trying
to figure out, like,

how I'm gonna bring
that energy to this,

you know, because
I really wanna make you proud.

You know what it is.

Don't see yourself
from outside of yourself.

See yourself
from inside of yourself.

Because when you go outside
of yourself,

you're not in the moment,
you know?

Yes, and I definitely think
I do that a lot.

Well, I cannot wait to see it.

I'm a big Broad City fan.

Yes! Yes.

- Just have fun.
- I will. I got you.

All right.
Thank you, Jorgeous.

Thank you, Ru!

Daya Betty!

The glasses really give it away.

Uh-huh.

- That's Ozzy Osbourne.
- It is Ozzy Osbourne.

Do you know,
he's a lovely, lovely man?

He's a sweetheart,
and he loves this show.

Are you gonna embarrass him?

I hope not, but I'm
a little nervous about this.

All right, why?

I don't consider myself

a celebrity impersonator
whatsoever.

Ozzy has this personality where
he stumbles over his words,

sometimes people are like,

"What the hell
are you even saying."

And so I'm hoping

that if you can tell
I'm a little uncomfortable,

it still kind of fits
the character.

You know, you don't
have to get nervous.

- You have a choice.
- Yeah.

And most people think that
that will propel them forward

until it doesn't
propel you forward anymore.

Now, if you love Ozzy,
you will get Ozzy.

Throughout this competition,

people have said that you are
very much like Crystal Methyd.

Yeah.

The reason you pick up
her mannerism

is because you love her.

Yeah, she's my family, so...

Now, whatever you've done
with Crystal Methyd,

do that with
fucking Ozzy Osbourne.

- Okay.
- All right.

Well, I will see you
on the Snatch Game panel.

- All right, I'll be there.
- Okay.

Thanks, Ru.

Y'all get ready for Angeria.

Ooh, fix me a plate, Angeria.

- Yes, henny.
- Yes, henny.

All right, so that wig
is throwing me off.

I am doing Tammie Brown.

- Tammie Brown?
- Yes.

The girl who's been
on this show?

That has been on this show.

Oh, my goodness, Tammie Brown.

For all of you young drag babies
watching Drag Race

who may not know
who Tammie Brown is...

I don't see you out there
walking children in nature.

Tammie Brown is the real
essence of the kookiness.

I'm so excited about it.

Yes. What's your favorite
Tammie Brownism?

Uh-huh.

That's a great idea
if you can pull it off.

So early on,
you won two challenges.

- You haven't won any since.
- No.

I have been trying
really, really hard,

and I get, like,
right to the edge sometimes,

and it's like, eh, not quite.

Listen, luxuriate
in Tammie Brown.

I don't think anyone's
ever said those words before,

but I want you to do that.

All right, well,
thank you so much.

Thank you, Mama.

All right, girl.

Yes, I'm Tammie Brown,

and I'm spinnin' your head
around and around.

Ooh, yeah.

Jasmine Kennedie.

Hellur!

- Hi, lady.
- Hi, Mama Ru.

So last week they were saying,

"Ooh, she comin' out
as a 40-year-old woman."

Yes, and I'm gonna be coming out
as a 50-year-old woman today.

Are you Joan Rivers?

I'm not.

I'm actually going
to be Betsy DeVos.

Oh, my gosh.

Uh-huh. Yeah.

Betsy DeVos
is the former secretary

of the Department of Education

under the "they shall not
be named" administration.

And she is
a plain old wretched hag

who knows nothing
about education.

Now, no one's ever come
for Betsy DeVos before.

No, and I will,

because listen, if it's
the truth, it ain't defamation.

Yes, that's right.

And, you know, you're in luck,

because no one knows
what she acts like.

You have carte blanche
to act however you wanna act.

Exactly, yeah.

Who are you actually going
to be channeling in this,

your mom, your grandmom, Satan?

Kind of like a conglomeration

of, like, a super
evangelical, like, woman

mixed with Kellyanne Conway,
if that makes sense.

It doesn't make sense,
but let me tell you this.

When you're doing these
improv things like this,

it's about behavior.

I'm definitely
adding an accent to it,

but I'll leave it
for your surprise,

because I think it's gonna be
kind of like my Southern accent,

where it does not fit,
but it's gonna be there.

Maxine!

- Now, that was funny.
- Yeah.

Because it was so bad,
it was good.

And you lip synced
for your life last week,

and you did not get sent home.

Thank you, thank you.

No, that's all you, babe.

Third time, and, you know,
I'm feeling good.

It didn't freak me out.

I was just more,
like, nervous that, like,

I didn't really get to do

something I wanted to do,
like this.

Like, the fact that
this is this week's episode

just gives me more confidence

in the fact that
you saved me for a reason.

Uh-huh.

Eye roll, eye roll.

Eyes rolling
in the back of my head.

Jasmine's been in the bottom
three times now.

I have yet to see anything that
Jasmine can do fantastically,

other than lip syncing
when she's in the bottom.

All right, well, go get ready.

I can't wait to see you
in Snatch Game.

Thank you.
Yes, I'll see you soon.

Coo-coo!

All right, DeJa Skye.

- Hello, DeJa.
- Hellur!

- Now, I see a hip-hop hat.
- Uh-huh.

- Dreads.
- Uh-huh.

- And a varsity jacket.
- Yes.

I have no idea who that is.

Lil Jon.

- Lil... oh!
- Yes.

You are so stupid.

Lil Jon is a rapper
from the ATL.

He's known for his absurdisms,

and Lil Jon
is completely up my alley.

- I love Lil Jon.
- I do, too.

Have you done Lil Jon before?

No, but I constantly just say
"yay-ya!" all the time, so...

That's a great idea.

You know, if you can pull it
off, it's gonna be really good.

Fingers crossed.

Yeah. Who were
your other choices?

I had Abby Lee Miller.

Yeah, that works, too,
but I do love Lil Jon.

Now, does Lil Jon
have other isms

that we would know
that are funny,

or are you gonna make some up?

Yeah, I'm definitely
gonna make some up,

because essentially,
you just wanna laugh.

Yeah, I wanna laugh.

Now, you almost won last week.

- I did!
- You came very close.

- So it's Snatch Game.
- Yes.

This is an opportunity
for you to snatch a win.

Never done
an impersonation before.

Even when I perform or anything,

I always just do DeJa.
I don't do...

Listen, that's all
you need to know.

Find out what your
frequency is and do that.

- Apply it to everything.
- Right.

You know, you did it last week
in the DragCon panel.

Right.

Apply that to Lil Jon.

Okay, I absolutely will.

All right, I can't wait
to meet Lil Jon.

Thank you, Ru.

I'm the Susan Lucci,

because I get this close
and never fucking win.

But that win I need.

Yay-ya!

- Lady Camden.
- Hi!

Now, I see a wig.
Who are you doing?

I'm gonna do
William Shakespeare.

- Oh, William Shakespeare.
- Yes.

Are you a big fan?

Not particularly, but I do feel

like it might be
kind of a fun way

to just make fun of who I am,
because I feel like

I can be very posh
and refined and whatever.

So I kind of wanna try
to use that.

I think it's a good idea.

And of course, make up
as much stuff as you can.

- Yeah.
- Because we all know who he is,

but we don't know
what he act like.

So you have free rein.

Who were your back-ups?

I love to do
a bit of Joanna Lumley.

I love a little bit
of, you know, cheeky,

a little bubbly, a little party.

Who knows? Maybe
William Shakespeare

acted similarly
to Joanna Lumley.

Yes.

Thank you, sir.

So now I'm thinking
why not make Shakespeare

a little bit more
of a party animal, you know?

The feedback I've been
getting from the judges

is just to, like, amp up more
craziness in what I'm doing.

Yeah.

And I'm hoping
this might make my voice

a bit louder for Michelle,
you know, with the...

She might be able to hear me
from the cheap seats maybe.

Yes! Well, I want you to turn
Shakespeare sugar walls out.

Okay.

Because a lot of people
freeze up, you know?

And I don't want you
to freeze up.

- Thank you, Ru.
- Thank you.

I love to have instructions
and choreography.

Snatch Game
is a perfect opportunity

for me to think on my feet,

do something that
is not comfortable for me,

and have some medicine.

That doesn't make any sense.
Let me do that again.

I think Snatch Game
is the perfect medicine

for me to just think on my feet,

live in the comfortable...

Live in an uncomfortable area.

Oh, God, I'm sorry,
I'm fucked up.

I had it. Let me
just do a different...

Yeah.

All right, listen up, queens.
In a few minutes,

we're gonna head on over
to the Snatch Game set.

And tomorrow on the runway,
category is Holy Couture.

Whoo, spiritual realness, honey.

Yes, let the church know!

Okay?

So good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

- Let's do it.
- Okay, I'm doing Lil Jon.

Maybe I can save Abby Lee
for All Stars.

Yeah, because you're definitely
gonna have to come back.

Aah!

Live from Hollywood,

it's the Snatch Game!

Here's your host, RuPaul.

Hello, hello, hello,
and welcome, everybody!

Now, tonight's contestants

are birds of a feather
that snatch together.

First up, it's Raven.

Now, Raven, what is your secret
to looking so fabulous?

Six hours
and a lot of duct tape.

And the wonderful
Dove Cameron is here.

Now, what's your secret
to looking so gorgeous?

Well, you know, I take about
half the time as Raven,

but about twice the duct tape.

Contestants, are you ready
to meet our stars?

- Yes!
- Yes!

It's the Bard himself.

Say hello
to William Shakespeare.

Good morrow, Sir Lady RuPaul.
How art thou today?

Uh, thou is feelin' fine.

Now, to be or not to be.

Is that really the question?

I hope so, darling, because I've
got an answer for you, darling,

and it's hanging low, yes.

Oh, my goodness, naughty boy.

She's the disgraced
former secretary of education.

Betsy DeVos, hello!

Hello there, Senator Booker.

Well, you know, that's funny
you should say that,

because actually,
Cory Booker is my cousin.

Now, Betsy, do you think
reading is fundamental?

Oh, reading is important,
and, uh,

uh, school choice.

You know, you need to be able

to pick whatever school
you want to go to.

See, I wouldn't know about that.
I'm a high school dropout.

- Good for you!
- Thank you!

Thank you for that!

All right, one of
the original Drag Race girls.

Hello, Tammie Brown!

Ooh, Mama Ru...

Now, Tammie Brown, how's it feel
to be back here at Drag Race?

Oh, it feels wonderful.

I almost won this thing,
you know.

Actually, you didn't.

Oh, well, I'll still
spinned your head

around and around and around.

Okay.

She put the "broad"
in Broad City.

The hilarious Ilana Glazer
is here. Hi, Ilana.

Hi, Ru.

I'm not sure if I wanna be you
or I wanna be inside you.

Well, you can be both.

Yes, queen, yes, queen,
yes, queen.

Now, you are from Brooklyn.

What's your favorite thing
about Brooklyn?

Well, Ru, I'm a basic NYC bitch,

so I love the weed
and I love the ass.

Ooh, a girl after my own heart.

Sounds like Tuesday evening.
And Wednesday.

Okay, in the front row
we have a movie star

with her own talk show.

Drew Barrymore is here.
Hi, Drew.

RuPaul, I am so excited
to meet you

from one show host to another.

You look amazing
in this snazzy little suit.

Why, thank you, Drew.
That is lovely.

I guess you forgot
that we worked together

for a whole summer
on another show.

But that's okay.

I mean, you probably meet
a lot of people, don't you?

I meet everyone, but
I'm so excited to be here,

I woke up at 6:60,
which is also known as 7:00,

and I did a sun salutation to
my statue of Steven Spielberg.

So I'm ready.

Now, I've always wanted
to ask you this.

Would you ever do
a sequel to E.T.?

I would, but I think
it would be R-rated.

What would it be called?

E.T., Phone My Home.

Okay.

East Side Boyz in the house.
It's Lil Jon, y'all.

Yay-ya!

Okay!

Crunk juice in the house,
motherfucker!

What does crunk juice
taste like?

Can you describe it for me?

It taste like
my ho's right here.

Oh!

Yay-ya!

Up next, Oscar winner
Gwyneth Paltrow.

- Hi, Gwyneth.
- Hi, Ru.

Where do you keep your Oscar?

I like to keep my Oscar
in my bathroom,

but I'm kind of
taking a break from acting

and I'm focusing more
on my business, Droop.

What do you call it?

Droop. It is what we can say
on television

without getting sued for
mentioning my actual company.

Now, I hear you have
another candle coming out.

Oh, my God, are you a fan
of my yonic light bearers?

Yes. What does this one
smell like?

Yonic.

I like my candles
to smell like weed and ass.

Let's move on down to
a true legend in rock and roll.

Black Sabbath front man
Ozzy Osbourne is here. Hi, Ozzy.

Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, oi, oi, oi!

Yeah!

Now, Ozzy, I gotta ask.

Have you eaten
any pigeons lately?

When I ate that dove,
I asked it how's its head.

Do you know what it said to me?

What did it say?

Nothing. It was fucking dead.

No, you can't get good head
from a dead dove, can you?

That's what they say.

Oh. Oh, Dove,
no offense, Dove.

I am still here.

All right, who is ready
to play the game?

- Yay-ya!
- Okay.

Now we are cookin', bitch.

It is time to play
the Snatch Game, honey.

Ooh!

Welcome back to the Snatch Game.

Now, here's how
the Snatch Game works.

I ask a question,
and you give an answer

that you think will match
our celebrities.

Okay, here we go.

Raven, Prince Harry has become
true Hollywood royalty.

Even his blank has a red carpet.

Celebrities are hard at work
to write their answers.

All right, what say you, Raven?

Well, I'd like to say crotch.

Yeah, because
it's Prince Harry, right?

Yeah, but that
would be un-Southern.

So I'm gonna go with toilet.

So even his toilet
has a red carpet.

That's a very classy answer.

All right, let's go
to our celebrities

and hear what they have to say,

starting with Tammie Brown,
who is what? In town.

I said his ol' nutbush.
Ooh, yeah.

His nutbush.

- Oh, you know who that is, Ru?
- Yeah.

It's Tinta Turnter.
Ooh, yeah.

I know that Tina Turner's a big
influence on you, isn't she?

Ooh, yeah, and am I big
influence on her, oh, yeah.

I have no idea what you said,

but that's not a match,
unfortunately.

Let's go on down
to Drew Barrymore.

Now, have you had
Prince Harry on your show?

I've not had him on my show yet.

Yeah, not yet, but is he...

Not yet, but he will be,
I promise you that.

Okay. All right.

Now, we are looking
for toilet, Drew.

What say you?

I said his vegan sausage
with smashed avocado.

- Okay.
- I love avocados.

When I die, I wanna be buried
under an avocado tree.

That way, people
can have me on their toast.

All right. Well,
we are looking for toilet.

That is not a toilet.

Moving on down,
Bill Shakespeare.

Prince Harry,
another Englishman,

even his blank has a red carpet.

Well, I said mischievous
as a midnight Puck.

Prince Harry
loves a good fairytales.

Miss Lady Camden, she is...

Beethoven, right?

See, that's how you know
I dropped out.

Betsy De-Vose. Am I saying
that right, Betsy?

"DeVas."

- "DeVas."
- "DeVas."

What say you?

Well, I said his Bible.

His Bible has a red...

Yes, deserves a red carpet.

Do you read the Bible regularly?

Oh, every day,
because God's word

deserves a red carpet.

Okay. All right.

All right, let's move down
to Lil Jon.

Hi, yep.

Ehh.

- What say you?
- I said his grille.

Oh! Oh!

Goddamn it, I need a refund
on these motherfuckers.

I said his grille!

Even his grille
has a red carpet?

Sorry, Raven,
we are looking for toilet.

All right, Dove, are you ready
to play the game?

- I'm so ready.
- Here we go.

Bianca Del Rio loves
living in Palm Springs.

It's hot and dry
and filled with old men,

just like her blank.

Celebrities, you get to work
on writing your answer.

Dove, what say you?

Sold-out concerts.

Ooh, nice answer.

Yes, I'm a fan.
We love her.

All right, let's see
if you got any matches.

Fingers crossed, Dove.

Let's go to Gwyneth Paltrow.

We are looking
for sold-out concerts.

What say you, Gwyneth?

We went with meet-and-greet
lines, which is adjacent.

- It's adjacent.
- Adjacent.

We got a match! It's a match!

We got a match!

Well, it is hot and dry,

and we do have something
in the works at Droop

to help with hot and dry.

We are bringing you
the brand-new cum-bucha.

This is very fertilized.

Oh.

Some of Bosco's jokes,
I'm thinking,

I think I should get that.

I don't get that.

Should I get that?

Oh, yeah.

Your cup spilleth over.

Ozzy, let me repeat
the question, okay?

Bianca Del Rio loves
living in Palm Springs.

It's hot and dry and filled
with old men, just like her...

Ru, I also said meet-and-greets.

You said meet-and-greets? Wow!

Yeah!

Wow.

Let's move on down to Ilana.

Do we have a match for Dove?

Well, I went diving
in her coochie monster

before I came here.

Wait, whose coochie monster?

Yes, her coochie monster.

So I would have to say...

Whew. Whew!

Say her old-ass pussy.

Her old-ass pussy.

Her pudenda is awful, Ru.

Oh, okay.

It's quiet on set.

Most of our jokes
aren't really landing.

It's like the joke
isn't coming together fully.

It's a funny setup,

and then the punchline
is just kind of meh.

Okay, let's move on down
to Lil Jon.

Hey!

We're looking
for sold-out concerts.

Now, you sell out concerts,
don't you?

All the time, Ru,
especially in the ATL.

We got our pimp cups in the ATL.

Because remember,
crunk ain't dead.

No.

Yay-ya!

Miss DeJa's dunking it
out of the motherfucking park.

♪ You do the A-town stomp ♪

Uh-huh, yeah!

♪ Walk away, huh,
walk away, huh ♪

The rest of us
are guest-starring

in the Lil Jon show.

Yay-ya!
Imma sit back down.

Marvelous!

Now, Dove, can you do Lil Jon?

Yay-ya!

All right, here we go.

Raven, Carson Kressley
is a bit of a germophobe.

He won't shake your hand,
but he will shake your...

He will shake your groove thing.

Ow. Yeah.

Yay-ya!

Let's go to the celebrities
and hear what they have to say,

starting with Betsy DeVos.
Betsy?

My team did not prep me
for this specific question.

You know, they usually
prep me for hearings.

So my answer is I will follow up
with an answer in the next week.

Oh.

Let's go to the Bard,
William Shakespeare.

Carson Kressley
is a bit of a germophobe.

He won't shake your hand,
but he will shake your...

He will certainly
shake your globe.

Hopefully both of them, darling.

I love a pendulous globe or two.

Globe is not the correct answer.

Let's move on down
to Gwyneth Paltrow.

He won't shake your hand,
but he will shake your what?

I've heard some rumors
about Carson,

and I've heard
that he shakes children.

Oh! Shakes your children.

Gwen and I
must have very seminal...

Similar parenting techniques,

because I also said children.

I guess Miss Daya
is looking over my shoulder

while I'm writing the answers
to the questions.

Have you been copying
all of her answers?

Well, I can't fucking read,
so, no, Ru, I haven't.

Based on how it's going for me,
that's a choice.

Now, I don't think he will
shake your children,

but he might walk them
in nature.

- Am I right, Tammie Brown?
- Ooh, yeah.

Because I saw him walking
her children in nature.

What is that accent?

Thank you, Wanda Sykes.

I don't know what's going on,

but all the girls
are struggling right now.

I smoked with that bish
the other day.

- Uh-huh?
- So I have to say joint.

Okay.

I feel like I'm doing great,
but I haven't laughed once,

and this is weird, because this
is such a strong group of girls.

I said he'll shake your maracas.

Shake your maracas.

It's so important to be worldly

and environmentally
"conscience."

There are very few jokes
coming out.

Like... like... like,
there's no funny.

Well, that's our show.

That means the winner
of Snatch Game is...

Dove Cameron!

Yes, darling, you are the winner

because you get to go home
after this.

All right, everybody,

until next time,
keep snatching for the stars.

By-ee!

- Ba-dump, ba-dump, ba-dow!
- Blblblbl.

Dios mio,
I don't even praise Jesus,

but right now
I am thanking someone

for getting me through
Snatch Game.

I'm feeling completely relieved.

This is the one challenge
that I was terrified of.

And the fact that
I did so well at it,

mind-fucking-boggling.

I'm definitely gonna be
one of the bottoms this week.

- You think?
- Yeah, most definitely.

Because
I was one of the weaker ones.

After we were done with it,

I was like, fuck,
like, I was bitter boots.

Not at anybody else,
but just, like, at myself.

Honestly, I'm embarrassed.

Bitch, Snatch Game
was a raft of boos.

I don't feel like it was
my shining moment by any means.

Snatch Game is
a really important challenge

that, like, the fans
remember forever,

and I really wanted to deliver.

And not delivering sucks.

You said that you could see
yourself land in the bottom two.

Oh, yes.

Who are you kind of thinking
might also be there?

Um, I definitely think Willow.

I think she was gonna go in
and, like fuck it up,

basically, you know, like,

because she has been doing
so well, and, like...

She's been in the top, like,
pretty much every challenge.

I guess, but she kind of,
like, faded into the back.

And I definitely think
Jasmine, too,

- is probably gonna be with me.
- Probably there already.

Well, don't get that
in your head,

because you don't know that
for sure, you know?

I'm just, like, going, like,

everybody
better know their words.

Willow, how you feeling?

Disappointed.

The pressure just felt
so on for this one,

because people know
that I'm comedic, I guess.

No, but you are.

Snatch Game is everyone's
favorite thing in the world,

and I didn't wanna disappoint.

Definitely understand that.

Snatch Game is so much harder

than you think
it's ever gonna be.

Your brain is just, like, uh...
like, something funny now.

And then as the words
come outta your mouth,

you're just, like, oh, fuck me.

The silver lining is that

I'm trying to be really excited
about this runway,

because it's one that's, like,
really fun and important to me.

For my Holy Couture look,
I am fungus.

I worship mushrooms

because I think they're just the
coolest organism on the planet.

I don't know, I went through
this phase when I was, like, 21

where I was just
absolutely terrified to die.

And thankfully, over the years

I've been able to, like,
come to terms with it.

But, like, the thing
that helped me the most

in dealing with death
is psychedelic mushrooms.

- Going through that experience.
- The shrooms, honey.

So that means that this runway

does really, like,
mean something.

Yeah. I mean, I love mushrooms
beyond just the fun stuff.

Fungus is so interesting,
because it's the cycle of life.

Fungus breaks everything down
once it's ready to die,

and then makes it
into something new.

I think Willow is such
an amazing, unique person.

Hey, if you worship mushrooms,
girl, more power to you.

I think we kind of look at
fungus like it's really nasty.

- Right.
- It's kind of gross and weird.

But so is my drag.

I know the judges like my style,

and I'm hoping my look
is my Snatch Game redemption.

I think this is going to be

Jasmine versus Jorgeous
part two, the reckoning.

And, you know, I wouldn't
be opposed to seeing that.

I just don't wanna be
featured in it.

I feel so pretty.

Oh. No, I do feel pretty.

Like, I genuinely feel pretty.

A drag queen's best feature
is delusion.

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

Yes, boss.

And what?

Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

There's no shame in her game.
Michelle Visage.

True, but there is
pep in my step,

and I blame the coffee enema.

Now, he always leaves
a good impression.

Style superstar Carson Kressley.

Oh, and I also leave
a 20 on the nightstand.

You know, what can I say, Ru?
I was raised right.

Everybody say Dove!

It's the fabulous Dove Cameron.

Now, how does it feel
winning Snatch Game?

Uh, like coming first
in an ugly dog contest.

That makes you one lucky bitch.

Arf!

This week
we challenged our queens

to snatch our attention

with their best
celebrity impersonations,

and tonight on the runway,
category is Holy Couture.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

♪ The world is your runway ♪

It's time now
for some divine design.

Category is Holy Couture.

First up, DeJa Skye.

Real day-to-knight look.

I hit that runway
dressed as Joan of Arc.

Well, Joan Jett of Arc,
let's say that.

I'm not religious or anything,

but I can look up
and worship a bad bitch,

and the OG bad bitch
is Joan of Arc.

Hey, Joan van Arkansas!

Jasmine Kennedie.

Well, halo, halo, halo.

I am taking
my inspiration from astrology.

This sun appliqué
and moon appliqué

show the split sides
of a Gemini.

I get to the end and boom,

I have this Iris van Herpen
inspired galaxy dress.

I have looked at my horoscope

for many big decisions
in my life,

so why not show something

that is very meaningful to me?

How's your headpiece?

Really putting
the "whore" in "horoscope."

Let the church
say "amen" for Angeria.

She's not in the congregation,
she's the freakin' deacon.

I am the epitome

of the Southern Black
church mother.

Just call me Sister Angie Mae.

This runway means a lot to me,

because these are the ladies
that I grew up with.

Something tells me that RuPaul

has seen this church lady
before.

Mm-hmm, I see you.

Just know that God is watching.

Hey.

I think she's been dipping
in the collection plate.

I'll see you
at the covered dish luncheon.

Willow Pill.

Whoo! There's
a fungus among us.

I'm just
a little mushroom fairy,

feeling bouncy and fun.

This look
is specifically inspired

by bleeding tooth fungus,

a fuzzy white fungus
that oozes out red blood.

This is the most fun
I've had on the runway,

and I think
it's because it's just me.

You know, Ru, I hang with her

because she's a fun-gi.

Oh, of course you do.

Daya Betty. You do not wanna
cross this bride.

I am embodying Gaga
from the Judas video.

I have Frankensteined together

a whole bunch
of different wedding gowns,

and I see Ru smiling,
which is so good, but...

- Oh, my goodness!
- I fucking fall...

But I make it work.

I'm gonna be theatrical.

Why not? Can't change it now,
you know?

I'm just serving this energy

of, like, I am not a pure bride.

You know, there's a little bit
of a dirty side to Daya.

One of those
Cross Your Heart bras.

That's what that is.

Now, is this
one of those cross-dressers

that I've been told about?

Yes, it is.

Straight from six hot
sold-out weeks at Vatican City,

it's Jorgeous!

The dope Pope!

My interpretation
of holy couture

is the devil's lettuce, because
it's all day, every day.

I'm wearing this pope hat,

and I have this
gorgeous green bodysuit

with an overcoat of peplum.

My hair is wet and slick
in the right places.

And, bitch, I have
this big-ass blunt.

Girl, there's no reason
for me to stomp it out, bitch.

We holy today.

I think she's related
to the Doobie Brothers.

THC you later.

Lady Camden.
You all right, babes?

Pacifier?
Hardly know her!

What does Lady Camden worship?

The Spice Girls,
obviously, bitch!

I'm giving you

Never Give Up
On The Good Times realness,

Wannabe forever, baby.

This look is Baby Spice's hair,
Scary Spice's cloak,

Ginger Spice's Union Jack,
Sporty Spice's high kick,

and Posh Spice's attitude.

The judges look
a little confused,

but that's okay.

That is my church,

so eat it up, judges.

Zigga-zigga, bitch!

Bosco.

Ooh, from the church
of Notre Damn, girl.

She is not a virgin, Mary.

This is
the first-ever habit reveal

in Drag Race history.

I'm remixing my past
of growing up Catholic

but no longer being Catholic,

and Bosco is a very
demonic character.

She's actually got a camel toe.
Two of 'em!

So we are going with sexpot,
succubus, blasphemous nun.

Maria, the runway
isn't to be used as a sanctuary.

What is it you can't face?

Welcome, ladies.

It's time
for the judges' critiques.

Before we go into this,

I just wanna say
throughout this competition,

you girls have performed
amazingly well,

and I know personally
what you can live up to.

And I'm just kind of speechless
with this Snatch Game.

I don't know
where everybody went.

So I'm not here to shame,
I'm here to investigate

and find out what had happened.

All right, DeJa Skye.

- Yay-ya!
- Yay-ya!

DeJa, you went with Lil Jon,

which was actually the one
that was really funny.

You went for it.

Yay-ya!
Imma sit back down.

You had answers for everything,

but you didn't
take it too seriously,

and that's why I thought
it was actually the good one.

He's a big personality.

Hi, yep.

And that's a smart choice.

You wanna be big, you wanna pop,
you wanna stand out,

and I think that's what
Michelle was alluding to.

A lot of people kind of receded.

Tonight, when I heard what
the category was going to be,

one of my first thoughts
was Sunday at the Met Gala.

I think you did a wonderful job.

You're shining.
You're such a star.

Thank you.

Up next, Jasmine Kennedie.

Hi, y'all.

The investigation continues.

All right, Jazzie.

Betsy DeVos was actually
a really funny choice.

On paper.

I think you literally thought

that you had to, like,
know things about education.

Yeah.

You took Betsy DeVos' job

more seriously
than Betsy DeVos did.

As Trinity the Tuck said,
"Where are the jokes?"

But honestly, I thought I
delivered jokes that were good.

But you didn't get
any laughs, hon.

I know.
In my head, I was laughing.

I think that your look tonight
is beautiful,

and I do love this
Gemini thing in the set.

You have all the tattoos, right?

Yeah, they're my mom
and my sister.

They're beautiful.
I can tell that astrology

really means a lot to you.

- Thank you.
- All right, up next,

from the Jubilation
Congregation, it's Angeria.

I am living for the June
Pointerism of this look, hunty.

The fit is perfection,
the accessories are gorgeous.

It's a revelation.

The investigation continues.

Oh, Lord.

Oh, this a eight-part
investigation?

Yes! Angeria,

you chose one of the most
entertaining queens, right?

- Tammie Brown.
- Ooh, yeah.

She's got so much to offer,

and I felt like you just
kind of kept it one-note.

Was it my favorite
performance? No.

But I do think that
I fell in love with you

because you seemed to me like
you were having so much fun.

But it still wasn't good enough,

because we all know
Tammie Brown,

and Tammie Brown
has all these isms.

You tried to do it,
but it just didn't work.

It just felt confined.
It just felt confined.

Our investigation continues
with Willow Pill.

Willow Pill, where were you
the night of?

You chose Drew Barrymore.

When you first started,
I got really excited

because you had the lisp,
the way her mouth moves,

her mannerisms,
and I believed you were her,

but she was really boring.

We wanted drag Drew.

I just felt like energetically,

I could feel your
insecurity about it,

and I could feel you
looking to Ru

for the approval of your jokes.

This look is really fun.

This is like how the Wiggles
would explain psychedelics.

There's no detail on this
that I could ding.

I think it is very well done.

Who made this outfit?

Ida Birthing made it.

- Who?
- Ida Birthing.

Uma Thurman.

- Oh, Uma Thurman!
- Uma Thurman made this.

Oh, great, I love her work.

- She's very talented.
- Yeah.

You should have done her
in the Snatch Game.

Yeah.

On mushrooms.

As Drew Barrymore.

I think I get it now.

Up next, we've got Daya Betty.

Both the performance
and this look,

they were very literal
interpretations

of something that
you've kind of seen before.

- Okay.
- Give us the drag twist.

Ozzy's, like, actually, like,

Sharon, fucking close the door.

And then... unconscious.

Like, give us that insanity.

This kind of marry
the night moment,

Lady Gaga is fun,
but the length of that dress

is falling
at that horrible place

that we often talk about here.

So I would have gone
really short,

because you have a gift,
and that gift is height.

You should exploit that.

Up next, Jorgeous.

Hello-teous!

If they open a casino
in the Vatican,

you're totally getting hired.

- Oh, yeah.
- This is really beautiful.

I love that
it's crystal encrusted.

I kind of wish, like, the joint
was a little bit more fabulous.

Again, hit us over the head.
Make it super campy.

Tonight at 11:00
on the Pacoima News Live,

there's a missing persons alert
looking for Ilana Glazer.

Because we didn't find her.

The hair was okay.

The end.

Ilana Glazer is so charismatic,

and I think that
she has so much fun,

and I didn't think
you were having fun.

And I think that
that was the joy

missing behind your eyes.

I don't know. I really
get in my head a lot,

and once I start doing it, I'm
like okay, this is not funny,

and, like, I, like,
shut down immediately.

Jorgeous, I do not want you
to get down on yourself,

because I know you like
to do that, but don't do that.

- Okay.
- You were all equally as bad.

She ain't lying.

Investigation continues
with Lady Camden.

This look tonight
is not my favorite.

I think that it doesn't stack up

against the rest of the looks
on the runway.

It looks a little
Halloween costumey to me.

Yeah, I think that it does read
a little bit homemade.

You were William Shakespeare.
You were the Bard.

It was very theatrical,
very stagey,

but I don't think it was
the best performance ever.

Shakespeare was fun.

It just... it wasn't...
It wasn't funny.

Something in the milk
ain't clean.

It's Bosco.

You are really making a habit

of impressing me on the runway.

It's a little bit devilish
and villainous.

This is just really elevated
and intelligent,

and I didn't know
what my type quite was

until you walked out
on the runway,

and this is exactly my type,
hooves and all.

The final chapter
of my investigation.

You chose to do another one

that's not known
for a personality,

which is Gwyneth Paltrow,
and I say that with love.

I buy into all the shit
that she sells,

so I appreciated that.

But she has a sort of, like,

a relaxed kind of joy
behind the eyes

that makes you love her.

I think that you were
pretty, like, dour.

It just felt dragged down.

Thing is, you are funny.
We saw it last week.

So I think sometimes
you just got in your own way.

I think I tried to
out-think doing a character,

and I see that didn't work.

This concludes
our investigation.

You know when your mom says,

like, "I'm not angry,
I'm disappointed?"

That's what this feels like,
and I think everyone right now

is just trying not to go cry
in the bathroom.

All right, now, just between
us squirrel friends,

this episode is called

Who Killed Snatch Game?

Starting with DeJa Skye.

DeJa was the best thing
about it.

Her performance
was so ridiculous,

it absolutely won me over.

Jasmine Kennedie.

Jasmine as Betsy DeVos.

Great idea, a lot of fodder
there for comedy.

Didn't really happen.

I think she always appears
very nervous about everything,

and I think
that got her in trouble.

And it just wasn't funny,

and at the end of the day,

that's what Snatch Game
is all about.

There were no laughs.

Angeria.

You know like when
your car is not starting

and you keep starting it

and trying to turn it over
and turn it over?

- Yes.
- That's what I feel like

with Angeria tonight
as Tammie Brown.

Come on, I'm turning the key,
she's almost there,

and then it just won't turn.

It won't click in,
it won't start.

She was giving us physicality,

but she wasn't giving us

the kookiness
that is Tammie Brown.

- Willow.
- In the Snatch Game,

she just didn't
take it far enough.

Absolutely, a lot of the girls

are up there
dedicating themselves

to the believability
of the character,

but it's not actually
an acting challenge,

it is a comedy challenge.

Conceptually, it was
an interesting idea.

It just was not funny.

Daya Betty.

Ozzy is such a character.

She could have gone
so much further with it.

This is not RuPaul's
Impersonation Race.

It's RuPaul's Drag Race.

We wanna see who you are
through your performance.

Jorgeous.

You know, I think
with the Snatch Game,

you know, if you think
you can't, you're right.

There was no real Ilana in it
because Ilana is so freed,

and Jorgeous
is the exact opposite.

You're absolutely right.

There's so much focus
put on the beauty,

but she hasn't
connected the dots

to those other areas
of her personality

that make her
even more interesting.

- Mm-hmm.
- Lady Camden.

She had a character
and she had a delivery

and she knew
what she wanted to say.

Was it the most hilarious thing
I've ever seen? No.

It just needed to be
fleshed out a little bit more.

The runway look,
I was not a fan of this.

It was a little
off the rack for me.

What rack are you shopping at?

Frederick's of Spice World.

Oh, okay.

Last queen, Bosco.

Bosco as Gwyneth Paltrow,

that should be enough
to say "No."

But I thought she looked
beautiful as Gwyneth,

but the voice
was so distracting.

Hi, Ru.

It was so dependent
on her selling the products.

You know, one time, two times,

it's too much,
and the joke isn't there.

You know, these queens
are so much better

than the performances
that they gave.

That's the real tragedy of this.

We've seen what they can do.

We know
they're better than that.

That's why this Snatch Game
was so shocking.

Silence!
I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, ladies.

Based on your
Snatch Game performances

and your Holy Couture
runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

DeJa Skye.

As Lil Jon,
you took a big swing,

and you scored.

Con-drag-ulations. You're the
winner of this week's challenge.

Oh, my God.

You've won a cash prize
of $5.000.

I am no longer Susan Lucci.

She can have that title back.

I got my own title.
A winner, baby.

You may step
to the back of the stage.

Thank you so much.

I am so happy for DeJa.

I know she's been
riding up there in the top

for the past couple of weeks,
and she finally got it.

I know what it feels like,
so congratulations, babe.

This week, the rest of you
snatched our attention,

but for all the wrong reasons.

I really expected more from you.

I'm sorry, my dears...

But you are all
up for elimination.

Shut the...

What the hell?

I am just as bad
as Jasmine was this week?

To make my final decision,

I need to see you all

lip sync for your
mother-tucking lives.

Um, come again?

Ugh!

All right, let's go.

I'm not going down
without a fight.

But not now.

- Jasmine.
- Yes.

Angeria.

Willow.

Daya.

Jorgeous.

Lady Camden.

Bosco.

Next week,
you are cordially invited

to a Lip Sync
Lollapa-Ru-Za smackdown

to determine which one of you
will sashay away.

Never in Snatch Game history
has this been the outcome.

This is more than
the face crack of the century.

This is the whole body crack,
like, doing a back bend

and, like, your invertebrae
falling out.

DeJa, next week,
you are safe from elimination.

I'm a really good lip syncer,

but this is fucking terrifying.

Ugh!

Oh, yeah, honey,
this shit done got heavy.

Next time
on RuPaul's Drag Race...

If there was ever a time
to leave it all on the runway,

tonight is the night.

Bring it on.

Like, I'm ready to fight.

These bitches
better be scared of me.

This is gonna be a fight
to the finish.

Now let the Lip Sync
Lollapa-Ru-Za smackdown begin!

♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪

♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪

♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪

♪ Oh, playing with
the game of love ♪

♪ Oh, winner, baby ♪

♪ Oh, baby, playing
with the game of love ♪

♪ Winner ♪

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