All language subtitles for RuPauls.Drag.Race.All.Stars.S08E11.720p.WEB.h264-EDITH

- Previously on "All Stars"...

On this season of "All Stars,"

fans will vote to determine

which one of our
eliminated queens

will win the title
Queen of the Fame Games.

- I will be queen
of the Fame Game.

Gotta go.

- I love you so much.
I love you.

My game does not end here.

This is only the beginning.

- There's always
time for kindness.

- Sometimes you get
to the end of the road,

but that's your chance
to carve your own new path.

- It's fine, babe.
I understand.

I am gooped, gagged,
and gobsmacked right now.

I did better than last time!

- I'm leaving
as a superstar, baby.

Look for me online,
'cause I'm gonna need

y'all's love and support, y'all.

I still got a chance to win.

Bye!

- It feels like a gut punch.

I've got my panties,
and I'm taking them with me.

- I love you.
- We love you, baby.

- Love you too.

- Jessica Wild
still got it, baby.

Escandalo.

- The Fame Games
have just begun.

Yeah!

My God!

My God, you saved me.

Jessica has just
been eliminated,

and Kandy has saved me!

Thank you, Kandy.

I am so happy.

We dreamed of getting
into the top two together,

and I'm so relieved
that she held up

her end of our alliance.

Jessica.

"Love you girls
with all my heart."

"Love you girls"...

"Love you girls
with all my heart.

So proud of you, top two."

- Aw.

I am really sad
that Jessica is gone.

And although I eliminated her
and it was my fault,

listen, when it comes down
to track record,

Jimbo has four wins
and one bottom.

Jessica has one win
and three bottoms.

That literally
sounds like a porn.

- We did it!

We're the top two.

- We're the top two.
- Yeah, I can count.

- Let's get on the couch.
- Yes.

- We're the top two.
- We're the top two.

We're the top two.
We're the top two.

So go ahead.

Open the box,
open the box, open the box.

- I did that with one hand,
just so everyone knows.

Every other bitch was like,
how do I open a box?

One for Jimbo, one for Jessica.

Read 'em and weep, America.

- First of all,
I want to ask you.

Before I... I was in...

- Could you start over?
I couldn't understand you.

- Did you think at one point,

I would actually
end your ass home?

- I was seriously worried.

I crossed my legs.
I crossed my fingers.

I crossed my eyes.

- You crossed your clitoris.

- I crossed my clitoris.
I crossed my anus.

- I mean, you and I
made this pact of,

like, we're gonna make it
to the very end together.

- Yeah.

- But, bitch, you were
strong competition.

You knocked a lot
of these bitches out.

- We did this together.
- I know. And here we are.

- It's a dream come true.
- It is.

I remember this feeling,
the top two.

A little weird, though.

I've never seen this happen...

- This is crazy.
- In "Drag Race" history.

I want to know
why there's only two of us

in this Werk Room and not
a crown on someone's head.

- So do you think
there's a twist coming?

- Listen, I... at this point,

I feel like if there was
a twist coming,

it would have happened
a long time ago.

I think at this point,
we're just gonna

go into the grand finale.

We're gonna feel our fantasies,

and one of us
is gonna get crowned.

- Just you and me, bitch.

One of us is gonna win,

and the other one
is gonna die trying.

- If you think that I'm coming
here for the second time

and making it this far again...

- To leave without a crown...

- What?

- You are highly mistaken,
bitch.

- If you think
I came all the way

from another fucking country

with all my fucking
best goddamn drag

just to bring it back
the fuck home,

then you better guess
the fuck again, bitch.

- Bitch, it's a two-hour flight.

- It's actually four.

And if you don't have
an aisle seat or a window seat,

it's actually really hard, OK?

- I don't know about you, bitch,

but I need to get ready
because there's a crown

that's being fitted
for my big-ass head right now.

- There's no crown that would
ever fit that big-ass head,

you bitch.

Me and Jimbo at the beginning
of this competition

said we would have
each other's back.

And through all
the ups and downs,

we kept that promise,

and here we are, final two.

But at this point,
she is just another girl

standing in the way
of me and that crown.

You nasty bitch!

No! No!

I have beat ten of the world's
greatest drag queens,

and now I have one last drag
queen to beat,

the big boss drag queen,
Kandy Muse.

Our alliance ends now.

- I am ready to battle
for this crown.

Head-to-head, wig-to-wig,
heel-to-heel, bitch,

tit-to-tit.

Let's go.

I got myself. No.

The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000,

with extra-special guest judge
Ego Nwodim.

- Hyah, hyah!

My God, my own pony.

There we go.

- All right, switch.

- My taint.

- Ooh, my back.

This is the weirdest
feeling ever.

There has never just been
two girls in the Werk Room.

- Wow, I can't believe it.

It's so empty in here.

- Yeah, like your fucking head.

- Hello, hello, hello.

- Hello.
- Hi, Mama!

My God.

- Come on, satin.

- Jimbo.
- Yeah.

Kandy Muse.

- Condragulations for making
"Drag Race" herstory.

- Yes!
- Thank you.

- You know,
we've never had a top two

going into the grand finale.

Isn't that crazy?

- Yes.
- That is wild.

- Feels a little bit lonely.

- So I decided to invite back...

Your All Star sisters.

- No.

Don't bring them back.

Lock the doors.

- It's too late.

- No!

- The invitations
have already gone out.

- What?

No!

Not now.

We're finally at the end.

- Bring back my girls!

- No!

No more hos!

- Monica Beverly Hillz.

My God, Monica!

- Naysha Lopez.

- Bitches, I'm back.
- My God!

- Mrs. Kasha Davis.

- Whoo!

Hi, ladies.

- Darienne Lake.

- Hi!
- Hi!

- Jaymes Mansfield.
- What's up, hos?

- Kahanna Montrese.

- Hello.

- LaLa Ri.

- LaLa Ri!

- Hey, Mother.

- Alexis Michelle.

- And Jessica Wild.

- I'm always lost.
Sorry.

Sister.

- Now, you're probably wondering

why I invited you back

just one week
before the grand finale.

Well, you're here to decide
once and for all

whether Kandy Muse or Jimbo

makes it into the "Drag Race"
Hall of Fame.

Interesting.

- I like that.

Yes.

I am finally going
to get my revenge.

Just kidding.

- That would have been good.

Man.

- Thank God.
- Girl!

- That was scary.
- My goodness.

- Mama Ru, you little
prankster, little trickster.

I love when you play tricks.

- Instead, let's kick things off

with some good old-fashioned
shade.

Ooh.

- In the grand tradition
of "Paris is Burning,"

the library
is about to get opened.

- Because reading is what?

Fundamental.

- That's right.

- Baby, the library
is open, honey.

Now, let me tell
y'all something.

See, we have been waiting
for this all season.

So I am so excited
to read these hos.

But I already...

I'm not, like,
a reading professional, OK?

But I'm excited, OK?

I ain't gonna back down, OK?

'Cause I ain't
no punk-ass bitch.

- First up, Jessica Wild.

Jessica, the library is open.

- Alexis Michelle, I'm not going

to say anything horrible to you,

because I'm tired
of seeing you crying.

Ms. LaLa Ri.

- What's up?

- Every Thursday night,

I think about your fashion

because it's when
I take out the trash.

- You bitch.

Ms. Kandy Muse.

- You decide
to pick my lipstick.

I'm not gonna
get revenge on you.

With that face,
your life is hard enough.

- LaLa Ri,
you've been a bad girl.

Prepare to be punished

by my dick.

- Whoa!
- Shit.

- Not a read, just a proposal.

Yes, honey.

- Kahanna Montrese, so glad you
got to get out of the shadow

of your mother, Coco.

Unfortunately, I think you'll be

under the shadow of her hand
when she bops you

for that Snatch Game.

Jimbo.

- Yeah.
- Lip sync.

That's the read.

- Jessica Wild, my darling.

You know, speaking
of my fashions,

I can make another dress
with the bags under your eyes.

Alexis Michelle.

So, you know, Alexis
is a triple threat, right?

She has gonorrhea of the mouth,
ass, and the dick.

- Jaymes Mansfield,
your drag is so pretty.

I never understood the man
until I saw that beard

fighting that foundation.

Naysha Lopez, so beautiful.

You're like a JLo impersonator,

but it's the Ja Rule voice
that gets me.

- I'm not mad at it.

- Darienne Lake, she has had
beautiful gowns this season.

You should hang them up
next to your career.

Ooh.

- Mrs. Kasha Davis,

the only drag queen story hour
children protest.

- Alexis Michelle is so hairy
that when she was born,

she gave her mom's vagina
rug burn.

Kandy Moos... Muse.

On your season, like,
I didn't like you

'cause I didn't know you,
but now I know you.

- Jessica Wild!

My gosh, I just love your music.

Mr. Davis and I download it,

and we play it
at our dinner parties

when we want our guests
to leave.

Jaymes Mansfield.

My God, that voice, those wigs.

Someday you'll go far.

Let's just hope you stay there.

Alexis Michelle, gorgeous!

From this angle, stunning.

From the back, it's like
a helicopter landing pad.

Terrible!

It's terrible.
I'm so mean.

Kandy Muse.

You know, people say
they look like their pets.

I have a husky.

Hurr, wide.

You, I don't know.

Tasmanian devil.

That's my impersonation of you.

- Well done.
- Awesome.

- Delta Work.

- Hi!

- No, I know
you're Darienne Lake.

I'm just saying,
I prefer Delta Work.

Jimbo, I look at you,

and I'm reminded that not
everyone needs plastic surgery.

But you do.
You really do.

- OK.

- LaLa, LaLa, my dear sister.

I have a new tour for you,

LaLa Ri
and the leotard experience.

- Checkmate.

- Naysha, Naysha, Naysha.

We know each other about,
what, 20-something years?

- You know,
you had your nose done.

You got your teeth done.

But what the fuck is
going on with them toes, girl?

Get it together.

Kandy Muse, if this
doesn't work out,

you can sell hot dogs,
like the one you have stored

in the back of your head.

- Monica Beverly Hillz.

You know, I was shocked
when you went home early

because I thought
the cleaning crew was booked

for the entire season.

- Jessica Wild.

I was gonna apologize
to Puerto Rico

for choosing your lipstick.

Then I realized, they don't know

who the fuck you are, bitch.

- Kahanna Montrese.

What happens in Vegas
stays in Vegas,

and what happens in Kahanna

dribbles out her leg
shortly after.

- True.

- Darienne Lake.

More like Darienne Bog.

You've got two useless stumps
and a swamp ass.

- That's a good one.

- Naysha, Jennifer Lopez called.

She said, fuck you.

No, seriously, fuck you.

- Now, y'all some
shady-ass queens.

And I love you for it.

The winner of today's
Mini Challenge is...

Mrs. Kasha Davis.

Condragulations.

You've won $2,500.

- Yes!
- Whoo!

- I wish I was meaner now.

- Ladykins, now,
I didn't bring back

the eliminated queens

just so you can read each other.

I invited you back so you could

show off your charisma,
uniqueness, nerve,

and talent one more time.

As you know, there are
two ways to win this season.

And this week,
we are focusing exclusively

on the Fame Games.

#AllStars8.

All season long,
the "Drag Race" fandom

has been watching you
strut your stuff

on "Untucked" and online.

And after this week's episode,

the official fan voting
will be open.

For this week's Maxi Challenge,
you need to wow us

in the Fame Games
Variety Extravaganza.

- Hey!
- Work!

- Each of you will present

sickening solo performances

that showcase
your All Star talents.

Ladies, this is your last chance

to impress the fans
before they cast their votes

for queen of the Fame Games.

And the winner will receive
a cash prize of $60,000...

Work.

- Courtesy of Sunday Riley,

who just so happens to be
one of your biggest fans.

- Hi, queens.

I have been absolutely addicted

to every single minute
of "All Stars" this season.

So it has been such an honor

to be a sponsor
for the Fame Games.

Every single person
at Sunday Riley

skin care and you guys.

And I cannot wait
to see who snatches

the fan vote to become
queen of the Fame Games.

- My top two All Stars,
Kandy Muse and Jimbo,

this week,
you won't be competing,

but you will be hosting
the Variety Extravaganza.

So don't fuck it up.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

- Home, sweet home.

- Just feel like
I was just here.

- Kandy, move your shit.

It feels great to be back.

- Damn, Monica, how many
episodes you gonna do?

- Baby, I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.

One of these hos
gots to go, girl.

- Are you shocked
to see me in the top two?

- Absolutely.

- This whole Fame Game thing.

I mean, $60,000.
- Yeah.

- Do you think it'll be
a check form,

or you get, like,
a cryptocurrency?

- I've been investing in NFTs.

- You better work.

- Yeah, nice fat titties.
- Yes.

- Yeah, so...

With the Fame Game
Variety Extravaganza,

this is your last chance

to show the fans
what you have to offer

and why they should
vote for you.

But of course, you should vote
for me, not the other hags.

Please vote for me.

I would be so happy.

I'll let you touch my titties.

So what does the winner
of the talent show get?

- I don't know.

A first-class flight home.

- Ooh, ooh.

- Hey, kitty girls.

Hey!

- Let the Fame Games begin!

All right, Monica, Naysha,
and Mrs. Davis,

come on over.

Well, hello, ladies.
- Hello.

- Welcome back.

Thank you for having us back.

- Yeah.
Now, listen.

In the downtime, did you
relive the whole experience

and think, ooh,
I should have done this

or I should have done that?

- I put pictures up
of all the girls

and threw darts,
set some on fire.

- Wow.
- She's not joking at all.

- I felt that.

- No, no, no,
I'm really grateful

for the opportunity I got
to begin with.

- Yeah.

- But no, there's $60,000
up for the grab,

and I'm here to grab it.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Good.

So we've got a variety show.

Mrs. Kasha Davis,
what are you gonna do?

- I have my own song, and it's
a little bit like a rap.

- A what?
- A little bit like a rap.

Is that your book?

Did you write that book?

- This is one of three, yes.

"Has Anyone Said 'I Love You.'"

- I love that.

- For the variety show,
I have a song,

and it's a bit
of a protest about all

the different injustices that
are happening in the world.

And it kind of ties it up with
a lovely little story time.

All in one minute, kids.

- What are you gonna do?
- I'm going to dance.

- You mean "dahnce."
- I'm going to "dahnce."

- Yes, and I decided
to go the Spanish route.

So I'm gonna go
a little more flamenco.

- Wow, fabulous.

Monica, what are you gonna do?

- I'm actually lip-synching
to one of my own tracks.

Great.

- It's more like house music
a little bit.

- And how many songs
do you have?

- That's the only one.
- That's the only one?

OK.

Well, I love a variety show.

I mean, this... talk about ending

all of this with a blast.
- Yes.

- And the opportunity
to possibly win $60,000.

- Yes.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Well, look who's here.

The gang's all back in town.
- Hi.

- Now, you've got
some pom-poms there.

Are you gonna do
a cheerleader routine?

Yes, honey.

I'm gonna give you
some little 24K action.

I love 24K.

- You know, with everything
going on with "Don't Say Gay,"

it's just crazy to me,
because had I not

been able to come out
to my cheerleading coaches

and, like, have that support,
I don't think I would have

made it through high school.

So this is just a huge
thank-you to my cheer coaches.

- Is it your original song?

- It is an original song.
I rap. I sing.

- Darienne, do you rap?

- I... yeah, yeah,
presents, beautifully.

- Great.
- Beautifully.

- So you've got
a gorgeous gown there.

What are you gonna do?

- I'm gonna do some comedy
about my life

and... and my... myself
and my confidence.

Great, I love that.

And I see, Jaymes,
you've brought

your girls with you.
- Yes.

- Yes, and they're
a part of your act?

- Of course.
I can't leave them at home.

- No, right.

You can't find a babysitter
these days, can you?

- Absolutely.
- So what are you going to do?

- Well, I like the idea
of doing a comedy number

about having no talent.

- OK.

- So I'm gonna do
a nice original song

that I recorded,
and hopefully you guys like it.

- I can't wait.

I'm very excited to see this.

- You're gonna be there, cool.
- I will be there.

- Awesome.
Bring some friends.

- Well, hello.

It just seems like yesterday
that you were here before.

- Right, I have
that feeling literally.

- Alexis, what are you doing
for your variety show?

- Some live singing,
some choreography,

a little bit of comedy.
- Ooh.

- I wanted to do
something inspired

by one of my favorite musicals
of all time, "Gypsy."

Just call me Alexis Rose Lee.

- What are you doing, LaLa?
- I am giving you the LaLa...

- Is the experience
stopping in town?

- Yeah, I'm giving you
the LaLa Ri experience.

Coming to town, baby.
Yes, indeed.

I am giving a original song.

- I'm performing with dancers,
choreography.

- Ooh.
- A whole production.

- Well, I knew a performer.

Her name
was Lady Hennessy Brown,

and she would stuff 57 pairs
of pantyhose inside her cavity.

Yes.

They were tied together,
and the promoter

would take the tip of it and
walk to the end of the club.

And it would come out.

Something like that?

Similar.

- OK.

So what are you gonna do?

- Well, maybe now I want
to change my talent to do that.

Don't give me ideas.

- OK, all right.

- I'm gonna flip my hair.

I'm gonna reintroduce
one of my original songs.

The name is
"Do You Like It Wild?"

- Great.

Listen, I'm very proud
of you kids.

I am expecting
a fabulous variety show.

- Thank you.
- I'll see you out there.

Mwah.
- Bye.

- All right, All Stars,
gather round.

Gather round, All Stars.

Ladykins, time to leave
it all on the main stage.

You've got nothing to lose
and $60,000 to gain.

And one more thing.

Fame Game rules
are now in full effect.

Based on your Variety
Extravaganza performances,

I will choose the top two
All Stars of the week.

They will lip-synch
against each other

for a chance
to dramatically increase

their total Fame Game fan votes.

That's right.

With the spin of a wheel,
the winner of the lip sync

will multiply her votes
times two,

times three,

or, if she's really lucky,
times five.

- Ooh!

- Girl!

- OK, yes, the stakes
has risen again.

Let's go.

- So it could be anybody's game.

- Spin, spin, spin.
Rise, rise, rise.

Spin, spin, spin.

Rise, rise, rise.

- So good luck.

And you better
step that pussy up.

- Girl, but let's get
into makeup, honey.

- It's been so long,
I don't even know

how do makeup no mo'.

- Time to get painted,
honey, painted.

- Yes, it's time to get ready

for our Fame Game
Variety Extravaganza!

There's gonna be two
top All Stars this week,

and I want to be one of them.

- Now, you're not only doing
the variety show just to, like,

we're here for the Fame Game.

- You're being judged.
- You're being judged.

There's pressure under y'all.

- Look at her. She got quiet.

- 'Cause I'm excited, girl.
I'm excited.

- The stakes are high for this
variety show performance.

It's like a filet mignon and
a T-bone steak all together.

That's right, the top
All Stars get a Lip Sync

for Their Legacy,
and the winner the lip sync

gets to dramatically increase

their fan votes
by spinning the wheel.

Whoo!

Look at me, I can dab.

- So you could
double, quadruple...

- Quintuple?
- Quintuple.

- I don't even know
how to count that high.

But it sounds like a lot.

- Spinning the wheel
can take your game

and really just, launch it.

- Work to get
in that top two, baby.

- And only one person
gets to spin the wheel.

- Just think.

The girl that wins,
that's how many more votes

we have to purchase
from, like, you know,

offshore people to vote for us.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
from the offshore accounts

and stuff.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Or get, like, celebrity
endorsement from our sisters.

- Ooh, celebrity
endorsements, yes.

- I just need to know
a celebrity first.

I want to win the 60K so bad.

- Yes.

- Baby, I am gunning
for that 60K.

I want to pay off
my husband's student loans.

We could take a vacation.

We could do all sorts
of stuff with that.

I'm frugal, OK?

I could stretch that.

It'll feel like 200K.

Bitch, I'm about
to carry right now.

Y'all are competing
for second place.

That's so cute.

- You guys, do well.
I mean...

- You know what second place
looks like.

- You walked right
into that one, bitch.

- Well, I wasn't
given the opportunity

to be in the bottom
as many times as you were.

Girl.

- I don't know
what I'm laughing for.

I went home first.

I'm so excited to do this
because the world can see,

like, hey,
she got sent home first,

but she's serving it.

Bitch!

And I am coming
for the Fame Game round.

I'm ready to sock it with these
beautiful tits right here.

- You ready for your talent?

- Yes.
- Yeah?

- I mean, I get to give
the LaLa Ri experience, honey.

- I'm excited for that.

- How are you?

- I'm OK, you know?

I got to tell you,
I take full responsibility

for your elimination.

I definitely want
to take a minute

to apologize to LaLa

'cause I led her to believe
that I had her back.

- And if you do win tonight,
don't forget about me.

- I won't.

You know I won't.

I wish I had been
more careful with my words.

After a couple nights' sleep
after getting eliminated,

it all became clear to me.

And I am so sorry.

That's something I'm gonna
have to live with.

- Girl.
- And I'm really sorry.

- I appreciate that.

Of course, I was upset.

But, child, life goes on.

It's a competition
at the end of the day.

You looking out for yourself.

You want to win.

I get that.
But, bitch, I was upset.

- Rightly so.
Rightly, rightly so.

- Let's get ready
for these Fame Games today

and give these people
a great show.

It's time to get
the real heavy coin.

I want this $60,000, bitch.

- I don't think
I ever asked you.

What's your name out of drag?

- Tamika.

- Tamika?

Beyoncé.

Not us making a love connection
on national TV like this.

My God.

Lord.

- LaLa, go around
and give everyone makeup tips.

- Yeah, give me a makeup tip.

- Don't do that.

- After being judged
for the past 78 weeks...

It feels nice to just
host the variety show.

I don't know about you,
Jimbo, but, like,

even though we're not
being judged,

we're still
in front of the judges.

So that's a lot of pressure
to still do good, you know?

- Every moment counts.
- Yeah.

- Have you hosted before,
like, your shows?

- No, I've never done a job or
a gig, so I'm just pretending.

OK.

- No.

Y'all hos better be good tonight

because me and Jimbo
gonna read you bitches

on the stage, all right?

- That's right.

- But nonetheless, I'm ready
for a good fucking show.

- Yeah.
- Yes.

- So who's ready
for a variety show?

- Baby, it's gonna
be an escandalo.

Get ready, bitches,
because tonight

we have another chance
to show the world

who deserve to win
the Fame Games.

Everybody wants $60,000,

but I deserve it.

I've worked very hard, and I'm
ready to bring the house down.

- Escandalo.

I cannot stand you, Jessica.

- Hey!

Whoo!

Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race
All Stars."

Michelle Visage,
what's the price of fame?

- You want fame?

Well, fame costs.

And right here is where
you start paying in sweat.

- OK, but how much for one rib?

- For you, free.

- Thank you, Ms. Debbie Allen.

- You are welcome.

- The hilarious Ross Mathews.

Now, how did you get ahead
in Hollywood?

I did it
the old-fashioned way, Ru.

I bottomed my way to the top.

Or did I top my way
to the bottom?

I don't know, but I'm here.

- You certainly are.

And a big welcome to Ego Nwodim.

What's the best thing
about being famous?

- Can I be honest?
Are we being honest?

- Yeah.
- The free stuff.

Truth!

- We are so happy you're here.

Now, this week, we challenged
our Fame Game queens

to showcase their talents
in a Variety Extravaganza.

And after the show, the fan
voting begins officially.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

Please welcome to the stage
our top two All Stars,

Jimbo and Kandy Muse.

My goodness.

Hello, I'm Jimbo, and thank
you for coming "oot" tonight.

- And, bitch, I'm Kandy Muse,

and let me tell you something.

This show tonight,
it's gonna be full

of motherfucking
star quality, bitch.

- You bitch.

Just kidding.

I'm Kandy Muse, bitch.

- And I'm Jimbo.

- And welcome to the Fame Game
Variety Extravaganza.

- We have a big show for you
tonight, so let's get started.

Let's go deep
into the 9021-yeah,

with Monica Beverly Hillz.

- Whoo!

- Hey, beautiful.

- She look beautiful!
- Yes!

- Yes, Monica!

- Yes!

Do you like that, Daddy?

- Pussy, bitch, pussy.
- Yes.

- Whoo!

- Next, it's about to get
muy caliente with Naysha Lopez.

- Yes.

- Whoo!

- Get it, girl.

- Ooh.

- Yes!

- Yes!

- Yes!

- Whoo!

- Next up, here's the missus
with a message,

Mrs. Kasha Davis.

- It's me, Mrs. Kasha Davis,

international
celebrity housewife.

There's always time
for a breakdown.

"Work hard and be kind"
were my parents' words.

Give more and help others.

Is that so absurd?

Look in your eyes
before your day starts.

Love who you are
and follow your heart.

Remember, Eddie, there's
always time for kindness.

That's all.

- I love it. I love it.

- Queen with a message.

- Next up, she's here to make
a splash, Darienne Lake.

- Hey, the big girl
is back in the house.

Ooh, looking sexy and fuck-able.

- Yes!

- You know how you get a big
girl like me in bed with you?

- How?
- Piece of cake.

Now, I know I didn't win
my season or this one.

But that hasn't stopped me
from making a huge impression

in hotel mattresses
around the fucking world,

because I'm a slut.

But seriously,
I know I've gone under

a huge transformation recently.

I don't know if you can tell

that I'm parting my hair
on this side now.

Thank you.

No, but actually,
I have lost so much weight,

just mental and physical.

And I didn't think
I could do it,

because I have failed
so many times.

But then I thought
about bumblebees.

You know, bumblebees' bodies

are too fat for their
tiny little wings to fly,

and yet they defy gravity.

So to anybody out there who
doesn't bee-lieve in yourself,

I want you to flap
your little wings

and fly your fat ass to the sky.

Big kisses from the big girl.

Mwah.
I love you.

- Yes, Darienne.

- Taking the stage,
it's everybody's favorite

bosom buddy, Jaymes Mansfield.

Thank you, and they're real.

- Yay!
- Yay!

- Mine are real too.

Yeah!

- Welcome back to the Fame
Game Variety Extravaganza.

- We've got more show.

- And more hos.

- So let's go.

- Next, she's sexy.

She's cute.

She's Kahanna Montrese.

- Whoa!

- Let them out, girl.

- Yeah!

- Yay, Kahanna!
- Yes!

- Next up, excuse her booty.

Give it up for LaLa Ri.

- Hey!
- Yeah!

- Yes!

- I love it!

- Next, get ready
because everything's

coming up Alexis Michelle.

My TV mother, RuPaul,
who got me into this business,

always has sage advice
like wear a suit.

Love yourself.

Make 'em beg for more.

And then don't fuck it up.

You know what they say.

An apple a day,
and I'm a bad apple.

Yes!

- Work.

- Work, you bad apple.

- Up next,
her pussy is en fuego.

Jessica Wild!

- Yeah!
- Yes, Jessica!

- Whoo!

- The competitive section
of our program is over.

- And now for something
you'll really like.

- Two command performances
for Mama Ru.

I hope you saved room
for dessert.

Here's Jimbo.

- Yes, time for a snack.

- Ooh, it's cold.

- Yeah.
- Ice cream.

- Where'd she get that?

- I don't know.
- Yeah.

Ooh.

- Yes!

- Yes, Jimbo!

- What now?

Cherry!
- Cherry!

- What?
- My God.

- All right, Jimbo.

- Whoo!

- Next, it's the badonkadonk
Bronx's finest,

Kandy Muse.

Welcome, queens.

It's like a family reunion
up in here.

My top two All Stars,

Jimbo and Kandy Muse, next week,

the pressure's on as you compete

for a grand prize of $200,000.

But tonight y'all can go untuck,

get your drink on.

Ooh, yes, satiate me.

- I am parched, honey.

You may leave the stage.

- Good luck, girls.
- Bye.

- I love you all.
- Thank you.

- Ladykins, tonight
we're looking for the top two

All Stars of the week,
and those two queens

will lip-synch
against each other

for the chance to multiply
their total fan votes.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

Up first, Monica Beverly Hillz.

Welcome back, my love.

- Hi.

- Not a soul can clock.

It made me so happy
to see you doing you.

You felt comfortable.

You were flirtatious.

You were delivering it, baby.

You are a natural-born
performer.

- Thank you so much.

- I loved your performance.

You said, do you like it, Daddy?

Daddy likes it.

- Daddy likes it,
but Mommy likes it too.

OK?

You drew me in.
You looked absolutely stunning.

You were fantastic.
- Thank you.

- Fantastic.

- Up next, Naysha Lopez.

- The first thing I saw,
I hate to say it,

was those incredible shoes.

Those shoes are not easy
to keep your balance

in doing flamenco.

- Yeah.
- Like, that's really not easy.

I enjoyed the reveal.
I enjoyed watching it.

I wanted to see more.

I felt like it was
just the foreplay.

Yeah.

- Who needs anal
if that's your foreplay?

Hello!

That was great.

Talk about precision.

I mean, every movement
was exactly right on the beat.

Perfection.

- Aw, thank you.

- You were such a force.

Hit every single move.

I was like, bam, bam, bam, bam.

The outfit was incredible,
commanded my attention.

I feel like everything in here
stopped when you were onstage.

I'm in awe, so thank you.
Thank you.

- Up next, Mrs. Kasha Davis.
- Hi there.

- I just wrote down
social justice warrior.

I thought that your
performance was intense.

I thought it was powerful.

I thought it made a statement.

- Drag is political,
and what you said out there

about being kind to one another,

it shouldn't be
revolutionary either.

But it is,
and it needed to be said.

- Kindness is at the top
of my list of human virtues.

Number two would be
a big, fat ass.

It was fantastic.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Darienne Lake.

- I love that you did comedy.

Thank you for making me laugh.

The self-deprecation, it works,

but I don't think you have
to be the punch line anymore,

because we're all looking
like, this is a bad bitch.

- You know how you get a big
girl like me in bed with you?

- How?
- Piece of cake.

- Your comedy was adorable.

It was inspirational.

And I think it kind of
synopsized everything

that was going on in your world.

- Yeah, it was very, very funny,

and you look so gorgeous.

Do you get tired
of us saying that?

Actually, I don't.

Thank you, darling.
- Thank you.

- Up next, Jaymes Mansfield.

- Anyone else out there
doing that performance

could look like a real boob.

Jaymes, it was just
so perfectly silly,

ridiculous, and hilarious.

- This is where you shine.

So silly, so fun.

That's what makes you you.

And that's what
makes you special.

- You don't have
to search far and wide

for what makes you special.

It can be as simple
as the gorgeous titties

that lay atop your chest.

- They're beautiful.

- It could really be...
It could be that simple.

You have stage presence.

You have talent.
You have looks.

I mean, I loved it.

I didn't want it to end.

- Jaymes Mansfield,
the world is ready for you.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Kahanna Montrese.

- First of all, you did a
standing back tuck, full stop.

That is so hard,
but then you are tucked,

and you're doing
everything else in drag.

That's like, holy shit.

- You put your thing down,

you flipped it,
and you reversed it.

You have a background
in cheerleading.

It is so smart that you
brought this to the runway.

- Well, I thank you on behalf
of all the little kids

out there who will see
this performance and say,

I want to do me
a Black... a Black flip.

- A Black flip.

A Black flip.

- When you're Black
and you backflip.

- Kahanna, coin that shit.
Black flip.

No, actually, I've already

put my lawyers on it, all right?

No.

- Copyright it.

- Thank you, Kahanna.
- Thank you.

- Up next, LaLa Ri.

- That performance, I was living

for every single moment.

I was hanging on every
single dance move.

- It was 100% energy.

It just blew us away.

Your ass is good.

- Yes, real good.

- My ass is so-so.

- You put on an incredible show.

I was like, I want to see LaLa
in concert, bring the girls,

and we're gonna go watch LaLa.

I mean, it was incredible.

- You know, we had an idea
that the LaLa Ri experience

was that exciting, but to see it

and experience it
can't be described.

It was brilliant.
- Thank you.

- Up next, Alexis Michelle.

- Remind me,
are you from New York?

You were giving me
the Big Apple tonight.

- You're a musical
theater queen.

So of course you came out here
and you sang live.

It was so fun.

- I did not know apples
could be sexy until tonight.

Your breath control,
so remarkably impressive

to be able to do that
while doing your moves.

- She has a strong core.

- You couldn't help yourself.

- Thank you, Alexis.
- Thank you.

- Up next, Jessica Wild.

- I don't know how your head

is standing upright
on your neck right now.

It was so amazing to watch you
do that, Jessica.

That is your element.

- Do you know what your neck
and your back

and your pussy and your crack
all have in common?

They all need a chiropractor.

- They do.

- That was insane.

My gosh.

Jessica, you are...
You're a born performer.

You were phenomenal.

You could step into any show
on tour tonight,

and people would fall over with
your performance, your energy.

Fantastic.

- Thank you.

- Thank you, ladies.

I think we've heard enough.

While you enjoy delicious

House of Love cocktails
and mocktails,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

Welcome back, All Stars.

Tonight you all
lit up the stage.

But two of your pussies
were on fire.

The top two All Stars
of the week are...

LaLa Ri...

- And Jaymes Mansfield.

- What?

Wow.

- Condragulations.

- Thank you.

- The rest of you
may take a seat.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance

to impress me
and increase your chances

of winning the Fame Games.

The time has come for you

to Lip Sync for Your Legacy.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

- Yes!

- Yes, honey.

- Ladies, I've made my decision.

Jaymes Mansfield,
condragulations.

- My God.
- You're a winner, baby.

- Thank you.
- Yes.

- Thank you.

- You've won the chance
to multiply your fan votes.

Yes, ma'am, Mama.

- LaLa Ri, you...

are also a winner, baby.

- Thank you, girl.
- That's right.

For the first time this season,
we have ourselves a tie.

- Yes, Mother.
The titties and ass, honey.

The titties and ass.

- Now, bring back my wheel.

Pit crew!

- Hey, Bruno.

- Bruno will spin the wheel.

Where it lands will determine

if your total fan votes

are multiplied by two,
by three, or by five.

Jaymes Mansfield, you first.

Bruno, will you give
the wheel a good tug?

My God.

Ooh!

- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

- Damn it!

- My God.
- My God.

- It's still good.

- Well, Jaymes,
the wheel has spoken.

- Yes.

- Your total fan votes
will be multiplied by two.

- I guess it's appropriate.

- Condragulations.

- Thank you.

- Now, LaLa Ri, it's your turn.

Bruno, spin that wheel.

- Come on, spin. Spin.

Stop.
OK, keep spinning.

Stop.

No!

- I'm good with that.
I'm good with that.

- All right.

Well, LaLa Ri,
your total fan vote

will be multiplied by three.

- Ooh, a threesome.

- Condragulations.
- Awesome.

- Thank you.

- Will all the queens
step to the stage?

- Hey, baby.
Mwah.

- To our "Drag Race" viewers,
the fan voting

for the queen of the Fame Games
is open officially.

Go to

queenofthefamegames.votenow.tv

and vote for the queen
you'd like to see

win the Fame Games
cash prize of $60,000,

courtesy of Sunday Riley.

Is it Monica Beverly Hillz,

Naysha Lopez,

Mrs. Kasha Davis,

Darienne Lake,

Jaymes Mansfield,

Kahanna Montrese,

LaLa Ri,

Alexis Michelle,

or Jessica Wild?

Viewers, you have
until this Sunday night

at midnight Pacific time

to cast your vote,

and we'll announce the winner
of the Fame Games

at next week's grand finale.

And now to our sickening
top two All Stars,

Jimbo, Kandy Muse,

next week, one of you
will slay your way

to the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame

and sashay away
with a grand prize of $200,000.

- Yes!

- Well, condragulations,
All Stars.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love
somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

Amen!

- All right,
now let the music play.

Yes!

- Next time on "All Stars"...

My God, I want it so bad.

- I can't wait
to beat Kandy's ass.

- We are all together
for the grand finale.

And finally,
two queens will be crowned.

- Kandy, are you ready
for our little battle tonight?

- A Canadian clown

versus this little hood bitch
from the Bronx.

Baby, let's do it.

Let's do it!

- Queen of the Fame Game!
- Queen of the Fame Game!

And I can't wait
to wear that crown.

- There are 60,000 doll hairs
for the taking tonight.

I am ready to win it.

- The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars" 8 is...

>>>>oakislandtk<<<<<
www.opensubtitles.org