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- Previously on "All Stars"...

- You'll be starring
in the newest

sketch comedy show, "RDR Live."

Boy.

- What do you think about,
like, an alliance?

- Me and Jimbo and Kandy
are in an alliance.

However, I'm about
to use my social game

to get what I need.

I got your butt.
- I got you, girl.

- It's "RDR Live."

- Maybe you're an older
gardener who's tired

of soiling themselves.

Let us soil you.

- I overheard a group of queens
talking about their pussies

were on fire.

- There's a viral
virus spreading

across the globe virally.

- The pussy
was a little dry for me.

OK.

- I think it's Dr. Blackwell.
You lost me a bit.

We couldn't laugh with you when
we couldn't really understand

what you were saying.

- Naysha Lopez,
Kahanna Montrese,

you are the bottom two
All Stars of the week.

Jimbo, condragulations.

You were the top All Star
of the week.

- Yes, Jimbo!
- What? Yes!

- It's time to present
this week's Lip Sync Assassin.

- Pangina Heals,

you're a winner, baby.

Thank you.

- The $20,000 will roll over
into next week's tip.

Which queen has the group
chosen to get the chop?

- Naysha.

- Naysha Lopez,
you're leaving us tonight.

But the Fame Games
have just begun.

Now, sashay away.

- Wow, wowie, whoa.

- Baby.
- Ooh, girl!

- What the...

- Over there hobbling
like a damn man in heels.

- Right?

- Naysha Lopez is eliminated.

That's my sister.

Mi boricua de Puerto Rico.

It's very sad to see her
going home so early.

- "God has
a different plan for me,

"and that's fine by me.

"Have fun, and love you all.

"XO, Naysha.

PS, I'm still prettier
than all of you."

- Yes, Naysha, I love it.

- We love you, Naysha.

- So we love you, girl.

- Congrats to Jimbo.

Congrats.

My God.

- Wait, so is Naysha's
lipstick in your titty?

- Yeah, I decided in the end
that I would pick Naysha

based on the track record.

And I was more
into what you did.

- Thank you.

- Should we look at who
the group voted for?

- Let's see.
- Let's see.

- Let's see.

- Kahanna.

- All right, here we go.

- Do you need help, sis?

- It's been a while
since you got in a box.

- Is it the other way around?

- Slide the hook.

- Do you have the key?

- Slide the hook.

- There we go, OK.
- There you go.

There you go.

- Thank God she's pretty.

I tell you what.

- Jesus.

We have one for Naysha.

- Two for Naysha.

One for Kahanna.

- OK.

- Two for Kahanna.

Three for Kahanna.

- Whoa.

- OK.
- My God.

- Three for Naysha.

Four for Naysha.

Five, six, seven for Naysha.

So who the hell
picked my lipstick?

- I chose Kahanna.

And it was very difficult

because I know
Kahanna worked hard.

But as a Puerto Rican,
I can't have her lipstick.

I can't.

- I mean, I get
that you were close,

but it doesn't make sense to me

just because my track
record proves

that I'm here to fight
and here to win.

- I love you, but I'm feeling
good that I chose her to stay.

I don't regret it.

I can feel that Kahanna
is a little bit upset with me.

But I'm gonna vote
the way I want.

I don't need anybody
to tell me how to vote.

- Who else?

- I did.

It sucks that I picked
your lipstick.

I really believe in you.

And so I know that sounds
contradictory,

but Naysha
was so desperate to stay.

I was more emotionally swayed
by the passion

behind Naysha's plea.

- I'm not just a beauty queen.

I'm so much more.

And I want to show it so bad.

- I just saw the devastation,
and I reacted emotionally.

- It's shit to have
to pick a lipstick.

- I get it, but I think

we should be basing it
off what we're bringing

and not getting emotional
about the process.

- Yeah.

- This was a hard one.

If you picked me,
it's no bad blood.

- Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah.

I hate games.

I'm not the best
at playing games.

The best I could play
would be Uno.

But at the same time,
I can see the looks,

and I can sense the eyes
jutting back at me.

This just gives me the...

We'll call it agita, you know?

Your stomach
is a little bit upset

worrying about the future.

What did you do, Mrs. Davis?

- Shit's getting gaggy.

The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000,

with extra-special guest judge
JoJo Siwa.

- Yeah.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

- It's a new day.
It's a new day.

Ooh!
- Here we are. We're back.

- Hey, y'all get the fuck
out of my way.

- LaLa's always
blocking the damn door.

The competition is tight.

Ha-ha!

Ooh, I lost my pillow.

Just a sec.

Gotta fix that right now

'cause I don't want
to fall through the chair.

Could you imagine me
falling through the chair

on national TV, bitch?

OK, I don't think it is, baby.

All this badonkadonk back here,

she not gonna fit
through that little tiny hole.

But, um...

It's a whole new day
in the Werk Room,

and the girls are still here.

What's up?

- The only thing we need
to focus on this week

is the cash prize, $30,000.

- Ooh, it rolled over again.

- It rolled over again.
- You're welcome.

- Thank you, Jimbo.
- You're welcome.

- Baby, I hope
I get to lip-synch,

because I'm here to cut a bitch.

That's $30,000.

- The pressure is on, bitches.
- Yeah.

- I want that money.

- Everybody want that coin.

- So now, what is
this gray, um, jabot?

What does this mean?

- Well, I'm representing
the hankie code.

The gray one means bondage.

- Jaymes, I knew
she was a freak.

- Let's lock her up right now.

- Show of hands, how many
of you have been in a swing?

And I'm not talking
about the park.

- Ooh, a swing.

- I ain't done that yet.

- Someone has been
in a swing while I was there.

Dom top Heidi strikes again.

- Were you pushing the swing?

- Yeah, I was like,
go, yay, go, go.

- If I get on a swing
or tied up,

I'm gonna look like
a turkey like this.

- No, no.

- She done already
done had herses.

- My All Stars...

Hey!

- I'm in the market
for a winner.

So do you have this in the bag,

or am I gonna have
to shop around?

So what's it gonna be,
paper or plastic?

Shopping.

- Gonna the store.

- Supermarket.

- Well, I know a lot
about that, so...

- Hello, hello, hello.

Hi!

- Hi.
- And look at those shoes.

- She's a pimp today, honey.

- My queens, now,
a true All Star

finds fashion inspiration

everywhere she goes,

whether you shop till you drop

or whip up something
from scratch.

Your goal is to make
the competition eat it.

For this week's Maxi Challenge,

we are throwing a ball.

- Yes.
- We love balls.

- And not just any ball.

We are throwing ourselves
a Supermarket Ball.

- My God.
- I love super balls.

- #AllStars8,

you need to deliver three
shop-dead-gorgeous looks.

First category
is Legendairy Queen,

a look inspired
by the dairy section.

- Yes.

- Is anyone homogenized?

My God.

- I think you're all
homogenized.

- Absolutely.
- A little bit.

- The second category
is Fruity Patootie.

Ooh!

- That's right, a look
inspired by nature's candy.

- Not this candy.

- That's not nature's candy.

And attention, shoppers,
the final category

is Supermarket Supermodel.

- Ooh!
- Better work.

- You need to create
a high-fashion look

using items you'd find
at the supermarket.

Think Naomi Campbell's Soup
or Claudia Swiffer.

What is that?

- That must be
the deliveryman now.

- We got a doorbell?

- Back door's open!
Come on in!

- That's...
- Hello.

- Wow!
- My God.

- OK.
- I'm saying! Whoo!

- Now I'm hungry.

- OK, now, who do I pay?

OK.

Thank you.

I'll just sign this to my
account, Michelle Visage.

All right, well,
thank you, fellas.

Your work here is done.

- Say goodbye, ladies.
- Bye.

- Bye, darlings.
- I love you.

- My God.
- Don't go away.

- Ladies, for your
Supermarket Supermodel looks,

you may use your own wigs,
shoes, and undergarments.

But the rest of your outfits

need to come from inside
those shopping bags.

All Stars, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

- All right!

Yay, shopping.

- Yes, girl.
- Pickles.

- We need to deliver
three shop-dead looks:

First, Queen of the Dairy Aisle;

second, Fruity Patootie;

and third,
Supermarket Supermodel...

She's taking the cart.

- A look made out
of unconventional

supermarket materials.

- Ooh.

Shit, shit, shit!

- Cleanup on aisle three.

Snack time.

- Ooh, a cranberry drink.

- I got apricot.

- Ooh, this is spicy!

- I think this is something
that I'm gonna use.

- Like, I like colors.

And so I can end up
looking like...

- A clown.

- I don't want to end up
looking messy.

- That's my concern is that...

- You gonna look like a clown?
- Yeah.

I mean, listen,
the only two balls I ever done

were Mr. Davis'.

There are very, very talented
designers in this competition.

But sewing for me
isn't my favorite.

It's 2023.

We don't have to make
our own clothes.

Do we have to whittle our own
pencil to write a note?

Should we make our own lipstick?

You see, I don't sew
because I'm not Amish

and I have good credit.

I think I have a basic idea

of, like,
this sort of birthday party.

- Kind of like...
- That'd be cute.

- Big poufy skirt with a corset.

And there's this sort of
cellophane

and birthday wrapping paper
shoulder.

- Ooh.
Might be a little ambitious.

- I might have to, like...
- It's ambitious.

- Pull some of it back
a little bit.

I am making sure that I try to
have something cohesive here,

have a story line, have a theme,

because I have been
safe and safe.

And it is time to be
in the top so these gals

can start to take me seriously
as competition for this game.

It's gonna be camp, you know.
- Yeah, yeah, of course.

- But I could go too much.
Like...

- You got to know
when to dial it back.

- Yeah.

- I have a lot of diapers.

- You have so many diapers.

- More diapers.

- You could do
something with all

these babies and the diapers.

- I'm so excited because
it's my first ball ever.

But on season two, I worked
with unconventional stuff.

Do you remember
how fierce I looked

in those bathroom curtains?

But it wasn't Pampers
and little babies.

I'm getting ideas, but maybe

I'm gonna look
at the end like trash.

Maybe I can create...

- No, Jessica.

No, don't do it.

- OK, I'm seeing
something here now.

OK, that, that, rickrack.

I'm kind of
a skilled seamstress, OK?

I've taken a class...

back in 2010.

I think I'm gonna do,
like, a housewife thing.

Yes, I can see it.

I've made garments.

I've made puppets out of
anything I can think of.

I work with raw materials and
sew a lot of my own clothes,

so I have to shine in this.

I got to be in the top.

How you feeling, LaLa?

- Girl...

the PTSD is kicking in on me.

Take me now, Jesus.

Take me now.

I cannot make nothing
worse than the bag look.

- That outfit, burn it.

I can't.

Like, it's impossible.

It's possible, but it's
impossible to me, OK?

- LaLa, come get these, girl.

I don't need these, bitch.
Come on.

- I did not expect
that bag look to blow up

the way that it blew up.

I was a Halloween costume.

I was at the Met Gala,

in memes.

And I'm still waiting
for a gift bag

to endorse me, some type
of Hallmark company.

Help a sister out.

We're gonna do
an upgrade this year.

This is the designer look.

Fashion honey, fashion.

This is definitely
a redemption for me

'cause I learned how to sew.

I learned how to sew, girl.

LaLa, we sewing, honey.

It's not sewing.

I was lying.

Ain't no thread in there.

- My God, there's so much
to do and so little time.

- Bitch, you scared me.

You gonna cook something, Kandy?

- Bitch, you better
cook up a look.

- You know, I don't usually
go to the supermarket.

We're always eating out.
We eat out every night.

I mean, who's really cooking
in their fucking house?

- Do you know what you're doing?

- No clue.

I did the ball
the first time around,

and it was fine;
I was safe.

You know, my backpack look
was cute.

I mean, it's not
that I don't know

how to put things together.

- You just don't know
where to start.

- I just don't know
where to start.

And, this is so difficult.

I'm looking around the room,

and everyone seems
to be doing OK.

And I'm sitting here struggling.

So look at this drawing, right?

So this is me.

That's my dress.

And then that's, like,
a train in the back.

- Kandy, stop.

I'm like, girl,
what is you creating?

Because, baby,
this foil is giving me

easy-bake going home.

- OK, girl.
- Girl.

- Miss Congeniality.
- Yes, mama?

Are you nervous, baby?
- Of course I'm nervous.

I can't save myself
this go-round...

- That's tea.
- With a lip sync.

Ooh, bitch, I'm nervous.

I ain't gonna lie.

I'm nervous to be in the bottom.

So I just want to make sure
that this alliance

between the two
Miss Congenialities

is really, really real.

OK?

- And the regards
of saving each other,

but through the alliance...

- So what we'd have to do
is to get a full-on alliance.

- LaLa, do you need more towels?

- No, thank you.

It's super hard to have
a private conversation

in this Werk Room, child.

- The alliance only works if
the others don't know about it.

OK?

- Heidi.
- Yes, darling?

- Jessica told me you might
have some dish gloves.

- Yeah, I have a couple
dish gloves right here, baby.

- Ooh.

- These hos always
looking around at everybody.

They always in everybody
else's business.

Like, mama, focus on you.

Focus on you, baby, OK?

But yes.

- Every time we try
to talk about...

- Every time we try
to get a chitchat in...

- Girl, have you noticed that?

- The girls want to come over
and interrupt the moment.

- The girls, honey.

Girl, the girls are girling.

- Clearly, this
Miss Congeniality meeting,

it's just not happening
right now.

- Hey, Miss Girl.
What's the tea?

- I'm not coming next to y'all.

- What is the tea, honeybee?

- What is the tea, honeybee?

- Come on, All Stars 8.

Let's get crafty.

- Bitch, I miss
the men back at home.

- What about you?

- I'm sorry, I don't want
no sister on my back.

That's just not my vibe.

- That's not what you said
last night to me.

- And then she woke up.

- Wait, you know who
definitely wants to sleep...

I know for a fact
that bitch over there,

Miss Alexis, has a few
girls on her list.

- For sure.
- I was one of them, right?

You slid into my DMs.

- You would sleep with Jimbo?

- Yeah, Jimbo's one.
- And LaLa.

- No!

- She was admiring LaLa

during the choreography, honey.

She liked that LaLa
re-experience, honey.

- Well, what can I say?

I keep it in the family.

Yeah.

- You know what?

I think LaLa's gonna
come to my house

for a chicken dinner sometime.

- You want to go out for dinner?

Yes, girl, you can
take me out to dinner

for free food, bitch.

I don't mind that.

- I make a wonderful
roast chicken.

- I don't like drag queens
like that.

- Back in the day, I made out
with Darienne Lake.

You did?

- I did.
- My God!

- Well, also back in the day,
I used to do

a lot of hallucinatory drugs.

So just say no, kids.

Excuse me.

Hi.

- Hi, Jimbo, come on over.

Look at all that meat.

Thanks.

It's not part of my look.

This is actually a bribe.

OK.

I love hot dogs.

I'd rather have that kielbasa.

- This is for Michelle.

That's for Michelle, of course.

That makes sense.

You know, years from now when
scientists dissect your brain,

they will be amazed
at what they find.

- Semen, lots of it.

I'm full of it.

- So you were
the winner last week.

- Can you believe it?
Thank you!

- Yeah, sure.

Let's talk about your outfit.
I know you're a crafty queen.

- I was a professional costume
designer for film and theater.

- Wow, so you have no problem
with this challenge.

- The problem I have is,
part of me

wants to take all the babies
and all the hot dogs

and the diapers
and make something that's gonna

make you laugh your ass off.

But the other part of me goes,
where is the fashion

in the diaper-baby-hot dog?

- Yeah.

- We are laughing
back and forth.

But this is not
a comedy challenge.

Good thing I love sewing.

And I want to surprise
these judges

with some fashion-forward
fantastic fabulousness.

- Thanks, Mama Ru.
- Bye.

Why, madam, you have so much
in that shopping bag.

- I know.

So I grabbed tons of stuff,
like some gloves.

You got a lot of colorful stuff.

- I mean, typically, you know,

as sort of a larger person,
you think,

like, black, black is slimming,

even though you're, like,
size 28/32.

That's not very slimming
no matter what.

Now you're a black hole.

You know?

- So now, how much weight
have you lost?

- Close to 200 pounds.

- You've shaved 10 years,
15 years

off of the way you look.
- Thank you.

- Are you wearing things that
you wouldn't have worn before?

- Yes, now I'm not afraid

to, like, have some color
and some life.

I don't want to fade
into the background.

You don't want to be
the shrinking violet.

You know, You want to be
the Violet Chachki.

- I love it.
Knock 'em dead.

- Thank you, I will,

with nice big heavy bag.

I'm gonna knock them
right in the head.

I'm a performance queen.
I'm not a look queen.

But I'm gonna give it
my damnedest

to get this shit
and make it into Shinola.

- Well, Alexis Michelle,
last week,

you looked like
a million dollars.

- Thank you.

- You didn't have
that style before.

- That's part
of the reason I wanted

to come back here this time.

Seeing myself on season nine,

there were
some funny choices made

that I don't feel
fully represented

who I am aesthetically.

Ooh, honey, my drag has evolved.

I mean, let's face it,

there was definitely
room for improvement.

Not to mention,
I went home on a ball.

- This is the final five,
and there's so much more

that could have been done.

- I nearly went blind
stoning this thing.

- Got it.
Still underwhelming.

- OK.

We're not doing that again.

- So I'm seeing aluminum foil.

- Yes.

- Some perforated...
I don't know what that is.

- Like, a shelf liner
or a drawer liner.

- That's what that is.

- Yeah, yep.
- Yes, exactly.

So what are you gonna do?

- When I saw the groceries,

there was a lot
of colorful stuff.

And I thought that maybe
that could be a trap.

- Yeah.
- So I gravitated

to these mixed earth tones.

I thought, let me go
high-fashion

supermarket model.
- Good.

Well, let's hope
that you do that.

- Thank you.
- All right, thanks, Alexis.

So, Jessica Wild, here you are,
back after many, many years.

- I'm one of your first babies.

- That's right.

I'm still trying to find out
who your father is.

- I think, at this point...

- It doesn't matter.

So when we asked you
to come back,

was there any hesitation?

Did you think maybe no?

- Yeah, at one point, I said,
maybe it's not for me.

I'm traveling the world
at the time.

If I fuck it up,
it's like going back.

This new generation
of drag is fierce.

And sometimes I even compare
myself to them, like, wow,

look at her and look at me.

But then I said, this is
experience that is for me.

And then you are like,
wait a minute, I am legendary.

I am Jessica Wild,
royalty of "Drag Race."

I don't want to be
scared of anything.

- All right, so go put
your outfit together.

Cannot wait to see
what you come up with.

- I cannot wait too.

- Get ready, because tomorrow
I'm gonna surprise you

on the main stage.
- OK.

- It's very important for me
to do well in this challenge

because I want to show RuPaul
that I am winner material.

That's why I'm here.

- All right, Kahanna Montrese.

- Hi, Ru.

That yellow is so pretty.

- I love yellow.

Yellow is bright, fun, and...
- Glows.

- It looks really good
on my skin too.

- It does.

- And it's definitely
been a lot easier

for me to, like, work around
my new upgraded features.

- Sure, now, when you
refurbished your body...

What are the things

that you weren't prepared for?

- I still got to be careful
'cause I can easily

put dents in there.
- OK.

- So, you know, I still...
- Wait, dents in your ass?

Girl, yes.

Like, if I sit too long,
I got to make sure I roll

and make sure she's...

You have to roll the sil.

Roll the sil.

- Sometimes I'll use, like...
You know

those little facial rollers?
- Yes.

- I like the crystal ones
'cause then I really feel

like I'm getting a spiritual
experience as well.

- Now you were in
the bottom last week.

- Yeah.
- Did you ever consider

saying to the girls,
hey, listen,

if you're good to me,
I'll be good to you.

- You get in where you fit in.
- Really?

I mean, it's a game.

We're all here to win.
We all want to win.

But there's girls who are
not playing a fair game.

That's gonna be
taken into account.

- OK, all right,
so you're taking notes.

- Yes.
- Well, I can't wait

to see that yellow
on your gorgeous brown skin.

Go back to work
and get it going, girl.

All right.
- Thank you, Ru.

- I'm thinking, like,
a tequila sunrise

color scheme
is what I'm going for.

- OK.
- Like, this is the top half.

And then I have, like, a bottom
skirt that goes with it.

- Well, now, last week,
you wore an outfit

that was very fashion-forward.
- Yeah.

- And your aesthetic
has changed.

- Back in season 12
when I was here,

it was very poverty chic.

Now it's just ignorant
with a touch of restraint.

How have you changed
since you were here last?

- It's just been
a lot of growth.

I've become less codependent.

I was very codependent.

- Why is that?

- I grew up with a grandmother
that was very sheltering.

She wouldn't let us cook.

She wouldn't let us clean.

She was very, like, protective
and stuff like that.

- Are you still
in touch with her?

- No.
- No.

Like, short... fuck.

Shortly after season 12,

my grandmother passed away.

I had just moved out here,

and I was going home
for Thanksgiving,

but we were told not to go
because of quarantining.

And I called her up,
and I was like,

Grandma, I'm not coming home
for Thanksgiving,

but I'm coming home
for Christmas.

And then two days later,
I got the call.

I live with a lot of regret
for not going

'cause if I'd known it'd been
two days later

she was gonna be gone,
I would have went

and saw her one last time.
- Yeah, yeah.

- I am sure
she would forgive you.

She seems like she was
a very loving person

who cared deeply about you.

- Grandma was
definitely the glue

that held the family together.

- And over the last
two years, we've kind of

had a really hard journey.

It's been...
- Because she's gone?

- Because she's gone.
It's been really hard.

And it's been really tough.

I've really had
my grandmother on my mind.

Like, I'm trying not to let it
take over my emotions

in this competition.

But you need to be able
to feel your emotions,

because if you don't,
one day, you're just gonna

be like the Pez and just...

your head's gonna pop off.

- Your grandmother would be
very proud of you.

She is very proud of you.

She really is.
- Thank you.

- All right, go get to work
on your outfit.

- I gotta go make her
look pretty, honey.

- Yes.
- Yes, I love you.

- Thank you, baby.
I love you too.

- Yay!

- Yes, let's do it, bitches.

- Let's have a ball.
- Yes.

- Ready for the ball?

- Out of the way, girl,
I got to get ready, ho.

- Baby, today
we are getting ready

for the Supermarket Ball.

And I'm feeling real...

nervous.

Girl, I'm telling you,

I'm about to go
out there like, girl.

Like, the judges are not
gonna be able to take.

So you got props.

- The thing is,
if there's nothing there,

you have to add something there.

- OK.
- You know?

I am exhausted.

I stayed up all night
trying to work on my look.

And I'm not gonna know
how that's gonna look

until I put it on.

So we're gonna have
to wait and see.

Bitch, the thing is, I've been
safe two weeks in a row.

- You know, and as much
as I would love

to get critiqued
by the judges this week...

- You're OK with being safe.
- I'm OK with being safe.

I'm OK.

But there are girls here
that have piled on

shit on shit on shit.

And then it's just like... but
look how she layers the stuff.

There is a million and one
things on there.

- I mean, I literally
just want to take a stick

and see what will
come out if I hit it.

- Then she has a cake,
little trinkets.

- There's a cake!

- I literally used,
I would say, 47 glue sticks.

My God.

- Girl, this mirror
makes a huge difference

when you can see up close
and personal, trying to...

Instead of trying
to look back here.

- I'm glad you enjoy looking
at yourself that close.

- Yes, try to get
into the muck, honey,

into the skin grooves.

- LaLa, do you have
another bag look coming up,

another iconic, hilarious look?

- Shady, Jimbo.

- We don't have
another bag look.

We're just gonna
leave that in the past.

- But the funny thing is,
we didn't even notice

when we were, like,
getting ready for the ball

that LaLa had on those bags.

- I don't know,
you bitches are shady.

Let me tell you.

Give me some bags,
because I remember

I was in the mirror over here
with them bags like this.

And they was just...
- Yes, ma'am!

They was like,
that's stunning, girl.

Ooh, that's beautiful, girl.

Let me tell you something.

One thing I don't trust
is a drag queen.

If it quack like a duck,
walk like a duck,

it must be a pit bull.

You can't trust them.

I don't...

- Did you see what I
have here while I

get ready for my makeup?

Mr. Davis.
- Aww!

- And he wrote on there,
"I love you,

"and I'm so proud of you.

Knock 'em dead."

- Aww!

- 19 years we've been together.

He has two kids,
and I'm, like, over the moon

'cause I always wanted
to have a family.

- That other person
is something that I've

always longed for so deeply.

Not me.

- Really?

- I actually have never
been in a relationship.

What?

- Wow.

- I think, growing up
a middle child of five,

like, I don't want to share
a bathroom or a bedroom.

All the boys
are like side dishes.

You know, sometimes you want
some stuffing.

Sometimes you want
a little couscous.

You know, it's like...
- Some kielbasa.

- You know, exactly.

I'm not writing it off
completely.

If something happens,
it happens.

But if it don't fit,
don't force it,

Especially not without lube.

- I think, before, I used
to try to find love

jumping from guys
in relationship.

- Yeah, of course.

- And now I'm in such
a good place in my life

that I don't want nothing
and no one to ruin it.

Girl, I am content
being a solo person...

- Right, yeah.

- And just navigating
through life by myself.

- You have to be content

with being yourself
and by yourself.

- Like, after you've been
through so much hurt and pain,

it's like, girl,
what's the point?

You know, like, girl,
I'm happy by myself.

I'm successful.

- I went through a breakup
a few months ago,

and it was really tough.

But I came to the realization
that I had to be on my own

to go through this chapter

'cause, baby,
this is a new chapter.

This is a new chapter
for all of us.

You get a new chapter.
You get a new chapter.

You get a new chapter.
- OK.

- Well, y'all,
every other season

has had at least one
unanimous vote

in the first couple weeks.

We have not had
a unanimous vote yet.

Ooh, the girls got quiet, honey.

- Do you think we're all gonna
just stick to the track record

all the way through?

- For myself and my
position, if you're

going by track record,
it's like,

God forbid I'm in the bottom.

- I think it comes down
to, like,

what's happening in the moment,

who it is, how that person did
in the challenge,

how they've been doing
the past few weeks, so...

- So it's a combination.
- Yeah.

- It really is.

- It's track record
as well as, like, taking it

all into the whole
and then, like,

what was presented tonight.

- Yeah.

- I don't think you can trust
anybody's point of view

on how they're gonna pick
lipstick.

So I do not want to be
in the bottom, y'all.

I am not even trying
to see that for myself.

So mama's got to be
killing these challenges.

Bitch, ain't nobody safe.

- Well, ladies, let's just
give them a hell of a ball,

babies, a hell of a ball.

Yeah, do it.

- Let me stop.
My ball fell out.

- Yes.

- You better strut and strut.

- Welcome to the main stage of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."

Its Employee of the Month
Michelle Visage.

The only job that comes
with a 401.

Ooh, child,
cleanup on aisle six.

It's Ts Madison.

Honey, you better get a big mop

'cause I'm here
to spill all the tea.

- Serious.

- And the incredible JoJo Siwa.

Are you buying what I'm selling?

One for me, one for my mom.

- OK, well,
I better see some ID.

- I just got it, actually.

I just got my ID
literally two weeks ago.

This week, we challenged
our queens

to serve up three stunning
looks in our Supermarket Ball.

And tonight they're ready
to strut their stuff.

All Stars, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

The Supermarket Ball
is open officially.

Category is Legendairy Queens.

First up, Jimbo.

- She likes it frothy.

- I am serving
a blowing-bubbles-in-my-milk

fantasy.

I am in heaven,

because if there's one thing
I like, it's balls.

Balls on my face,
balls on my hands,

balls, balls, balls.

- Ooh, I think she's
been in the sun too long.

- No, she's just lactating.

Kahanna Montrese.

- Ooh, yes, honey,
till the cows come home.

- I don't know if y'all
know this or not, though,

but I don't really like bows.

- They're not my thing.

- I'm serving
cute cow realness...

Legs, body,
little cowbells in my hair.

Have you ever seen
a cow in all sequins?

Moo.

- It begs the question,
where's the beef?

- You where that beef is.

Hey.

- Jaymes Mansfield.

- Come on, cookie monster.

- Ooh, tits, ahoy.

- I'm giving you
a mod avant-garde take

on Legendairy Queen

with a nice '60s
short crop dress and my chic

Lady Miss Kier hair.

And you better
get these cookies.

- She baked those cookies
in her lovin' oven.

Or was it her Dutch oven?

Kandy Muse.

She's not gonna cry
over no spilt milk.

- I was noticing she walks
on her lac-toes.

OK.

- I am serving you
some spilled milk.

And I know for a fact that
these judges are eating it up.

Or shall I say drinking it up?

- You know what she got?
- What?

Vitamin D.

- Alexis Michelle,
the bovine Miss M.

- Is she eating the grass?

- Yes, honey, she is grass-fed.

- Baby, this is a biker cow.

And she is a badass bitch.

She's got studs on her collar.

I've got my red hankie code
repped.

I'm a happy cow in the pasture.

- Wait, is that Liza Moonelli?

- You need to stop.

LaLa Ri.

Mooella De Vil.

- Come on, cow shoulders.

- She's what the streets call
a lactose dealer.

- Ooh, I am selling
my legs and my dairy.

I'm giving you bondage S&M.
I got the bags, honey.

Come on, cowgirl, let's go.

- Her black angus is showing.

Darienne Lake.

- I didn't know
Grace Jones served milk.

- She used to be heavy cream,
but now she's skim.

Hopefully, one day,
she'll be part of the 1%.

She's creamy and delicious

and wants to put a milk
mustache all over your face.

- You know what Darienne's
been doing in that lake?

- What?
- Skimmy-dipping.

Skimmy like skim milk.

- Yes, I get it.

Jessica Wild.

- She might be a little fruity.

I knew it.

- Any bowl is a goal.
- Yes.

- For Dairy Queen,
I am milk and cereal,

the most important meal
of the day.

Eat me.

- Cheeri-hos.

- Hey!
- Come on, Cheerios.

Mrs. Kasha Davis.

- She's angry.
She bought expired milk.

- She was working
for Glamazonian Airways.

But then COVID hit,
and she's a anti-masker,

so they fired her.

And now she works
at the grocery store

selling sour cream.

- It's giving Karen
in the dairy section.

Heidi N Closet, nice jugs.

All deliveries
in the rear, please.

- My Legendairy runway
is very much, girl,

why does the baby
look like the milkman?

I'm giving you sexy chic.

I'm here to deliver
all the milk.

- The milkman cometh twice.

The Supermarket Ball continues.

Category is Fruity Patootie.

Up first, Jimbo.

I love this dress!

I wonder why.

- For my Fruity Patootie,
I am thinking

out of the fruit basket.

And I am digging in to
a helping of some queer icons.

Some people would say
that Cher is not a fruit,

but I beg to differ.

- Sit on my face.

- Up next, Kahanna Montrese.

Or should I say Banana Montrese?

- My Fruity Patootie look
is giving very

"Fifth Element"
and all of the baps.

Baby, this is how
you go crazy or bananas.

- One thing's for sure.

She's got a peel.

She does. She does.

- Jaymes Mansfield.

When life gives you lemons...
- Yes?

- Make a slutty outfit.

- Why not?

- She is serving you lemon.

I have this gorgeous
showgirl corset on,

spraying jewels from my body.

That's right, she squirts.

- Look at the size of that rind.

- Care for a squeeze?

Kandy Muse.

Ooh, ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb.
- Yes.

- I'm serving the sexiest
fruit of them all, cherry.

I am red from head to toe,

very pinup, fucking hot.

- Somebody gonna pop that.

- Something tells me that
cherry's already been popped.

Think you're right.

- Alexis Michelle.

The darker the berry.

Need I say more?

- Nope.
- Not at all.

- I feel so gorgeous

in this blueberry
silk taffeta gown.

And look, I've got
blueberries in my updo.

Honey, you can't
tell me nothing.

I'm not gonna take this off.

- She's an antioxidant
waiting to happen.

LaLa Ri fresh
from the apple whore-chard.

- I have to take you
back to my childhood

down to the fair.

Eat my nice juicy caramel apple.

I'm burning up; I'm about
to pass out in this latex.

But I feel sexy.

- You heard of a pearl necklace?

I'll take this one instead.

Darienne Lake.

- Look at that fruit cocktail.

My goodness.

- I am a banana split.

Can you tie a knot in a
cherry stem with your tongue?

Ew, hair.

- Her shit is bananas,
literally.

- Literally, she shits bananas.

- Jessica Wild.

- Acai.
- Blueberries.

- Acai.
- Ooh.

- I am a housewife
covered with acai berries

going to a picnic by herself.

It's day-drinking time.

I love that drink.

- You better stop wining.

Yeah.

Mrs. Kasha Davis.

- She's headlining
at the Copa Banana.

- Let's go bananas.

She's got some glamorous
showgirl bananas.

All sparkle, all feathers,
a headpiece, and a telephone.

Yello.

- Love you bunches.

Heidi N Closet.

- I don't know about
you guys, but I like

this one strawberry much.

- Hey.
- OK.

- My Fruity Patootie
runway is just

a young, delicate strawberry
out for a leisurely stroll,

trying to pick up
a sugar raisin, honey.

It's like a sugar daddy,
'cause raisins are old fruits.

- Now, she's one to preserve.

Final category
is Supermarket Supermodel.

Up first, Jimbo.

- Lettuce have it.

- I've used the lettuce
to create a frilly bottom

and an accent on my shoulder

and artichoke
to accentuate my waist.

So I'm hoping these judges
arti-choke on this look.

You know where she from?

Cobb County.

Kahanna Montrese.

- You know what they say.
- What?

- If it's yellow, let it mellow.

- My Supermarket Supermodel

is giving superhero realness.

Using floaties and some nets
from a laundry basket,

the construction is opulent.

- Let's hear it for the Rams.

Isn't that their colors?
- You're asking me?

- OK, yeah.

Jaymes Mansfield.

How's Mr. Clean?

- I am serving you
a domestic goddess.

She is going
to scrub these floors

until her diet pill wears off.

And I made a little puppet
friend for her

because you know what?

It gets really lonely in that
house all by yourself.

- Does she know that thing
is not alive?

No.

Kandy Muse.

Curses, foiled again.

- For my Supermarket
Supermodel look,

I'm going futuristic
high fashion.

This skirt is fire blanket.

And the hair is encrusted
with crystals.

I look like an alien ho
from the future.

- Can I get a Hershey's Kiss?

- Hey!

- Alexis Michelle.

She's brown-bagging it today.

- My Supermarket Supermodel
is ready to hit the runway

in this cocktail dress.

I've got my paper bag fringe.

I've got my sparkles.

I've got my flourish.

Honey, I'm stompin'
and ready for the function.

- Paper bagger?

I barely even know her.

- LaLa Ri from
the House of La Beige.

- I am feeling
my Grace Jones fantasy

down to the local
supermarket, child.

Just trying to get my milk
and my cereal for my kids.

And you know I'm gonna pay
with an American Express

platinum or gold,
whatever got the most money.

That's how I feel.

- Send me nudes, honey.

Darienne Lake.

- Ribboned for your pleasure.

- She glides down
the runway trailing

a beautiful holographic bustle.

She looks like
lickable wallpaper.

I am all that, a bag of chips,

and an Easter ham on both legs.

- She is determined to get
to that recycling center.

- Is the recycling train
still running?

Jessica Wild.
Gorgeous.

- Yes, Jessica Wildflower.

- I'm feeling gorgeous
in these pastel colors.

I have a breast full of flowers.

I am a floral fantasy.

- Flores, flores.

- I like your petal-pushers.

- Mrs. Kasha Davis.

Look at all that cake.

All the brothers want
to eat this cake.

- My inspiration for my look
is a kid's birthday party.

There's toys
and there's streamers.

There's even scrunchies.

It's as if you're seeing
the inside of a piñata.

- Flowers at the top,
Durex at the bottom.

Heidi N Closet.

- Heidi N Napkins.

- Achoo.

- My Supermarket Supermodel
is basically taking me

back to my pageant days.

I'm looking like a whole sunset

made out of napkins, baby.

I'm really just trying
to clean the stage, honestly.

It's filthy.

- Heidi N Plush,
the quicker picker-upper

and super self-absorbent.

Welcome, All Stars.

Based on your Supermarket Ball
runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

Kahanna Montrese,

Jaymes Mansfield,

Alexis Michelle,

Heidi N Closet.

Ladies...

you are safe.

You may now leave the stage.

- Thank you.

- Good luck.

- Ladies, you represent

the tops and the bottoms
of the week.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

First up, Jimbo.

- Jimbo.
- Michelle.

- Your Legendairy Queen
was very young and youthful.

But also,
you brought clown to it.

That's the element
we're always like,

what's Jimbo gonna do next?

This look,
your Supermarket Supermodel,

I know that's stuff
glued onto a corset.

But I will say this.

You did things that brought it
to life, which is a necessity.

- I think it's creative as hell.

And I love that you took
your Fruity Patootie

in another direction.

You know, everybody went fruit.

You took it fruity.

And I was here for that.
I loved that.

- All the Fruity Patooties
that we love so much.

- I was very honored
that I was included.

- Iconic, legendary.

The only face that was missing
was the fruit of all fruits.

- Up next, Kandy Muse.

- I was a big, big fan
of your Fruity Patootie.

Cherries are my fruit.

A lot of people
went for bananas.

Speaks for itself.

- In general, I got a lot of
the same silhouette from you.

It was very leotard things.

But this look is a little bit
of a different silhouette.

So when you came out in it,
I was, like,

very happy to see this.

Is it the most creative
and fashionable?

No, but you can't tell you
that you are not Bella Hadid.

And I love that about you.

- Up next, it's LaLa Ri.

- Not gonna lie, LaLa,
I was so nervous for you.

I just kept flashing back
to the design challenge

where you had to put bags on.

But you gave us three completely

different silhouettes.

I think I was most proud
of this, LaLa,

because this was your doing.

You should be damn proud
of yourself tonight, kiddo.

- Last time that I was here,
I was so emotional

because you had to go home.

Girl, you are not playing
in "All Stars."

Your look for the Dairy Queen,

girl, I said, I know she put
some men's faces

on those milk cartons, honey.

Yes.

- She wrapped those
chocolate legs around them

and they vanished.

- All right, up next,
Darienne Lake.

- Your Legendairy look,
I loved the idea of the drips.

The issue was, it was too long.

We couldn't really see the
drips, so we lost the details.

- It didn't quite connect
for a succinct message.

Like this, it's almost there.

The skirt throws me off.
- OK.

- It gives me, like, you
kind of rushed a little bit.

But, honey, when you came out
with your Fruity Patootie

and snatched that cape off
and it was body,

I was like, yes, God, honey.

Yes, God.
Feel the fantasy.

- Up next, Jessica Wild.

- Jessica.
- Hola, mi amor.

- Your Fruity Patootie
was so fun.

Your acai was a throwback
to your season.

- I love that drink.

- It just tells a story,
Jessica.

- You gave us cereal
with no spoon.

I was like, I got to dip
my spoon in that, honey.

Yes, ma'am.

- That was my favorite tonight.

And I knew exactly
what it was supposed to be.

- And this, though this is,
you know, of course,

a bodysuit situation,

not unlike Jimbo,
you made it different.

And you made it your own.

So, so good, Jessica.

- You know, we love
creativity here.

And tonight you were
very, very creative.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Mrs. Kasha Davis.

- Legendairy Queen,
what were you?

- Sour cream.

- That's why your face
was bitter and sour,

'cause you were sour cream.

I just wish you'd told
more of the story

instead of relying
on your face to tell it.

- I loved the banana.

It gave me very much so I want
to eat a banana in Vegas

with a showgirl.

But this, Kasha,

this I hate.

Honey, it looked like a bag
of broken rubbers, honey.

You know those colorful
rubbers, the cheap ones?

- Right.

- I think if it just would have
had a little bit more order,

it would have been incredible.

It looks like it's
for a three-year-old

who couldn't make up
her mind on what

birthday party to have.

That's what this is giving.

- This is definitely
a birthday party

that I would not have eaten
any of the cake, girl.

- This is just a blessing
and a miracle

to be standing here
on this stage

and be so clear and so present

and just have a good time
in the biggest

busted piñata dress,
accepting whatever

criticism comes my way.

I want to take this opportunity
to say thank you

from the bottom of my heart.

And to be a part of this family
is such a gift.

- Thank you for that.

Thank you, ladies.

I think we've heard enough.

Based on the judges' critiques,
I've made some decisions.

Jessica Wild...

condragulations, you are
the top All Star of the week.

Yes, gracias.

- You've won a cash prize
of $5,000.

- Yes, money, money, money.

- Jimbo,

Kandy,

LaLa Ri...

you are safe.

- Thank you.

- Darienne Lake,

Mrs. Kasha Davis,

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are the bottom two
All Stars of the week.

Jessica, you need to decide
which of the bottom queens

to eliminate tonight.

If you win the lip sync against
a secret Lip Sync Assassin,

the rest of you will cast
your votes for the bottom queen

you think should get the chop.

Thank you, All Stars.

You may leave the stage.

- The thought that I might
be leaving tonight

is a kick in the fucking dick.

This is my second time
in the bottom.

And if we're going by track
record, I can do the math.

So, fuck.

- My heart is broken.

I was not expecting
to be on the bottom.

I have put so much effort
into not only this look

but into this competition.

It's a scary place to be.

And I wonder,
how is this gonna play out?

- Week by week, it gets harder
and harder to figure out

how I can play the game smart.

So when it comes down to it,

if I feel that I want
you to go home,

that's how I'ma vote.

I feel like tonight
you made my decision for me.

- Sorry, girl.

- The girl I'm choosing today
is basically 'cause I think

her milk is spoiled.

Her fruit is just
hanging by a thread.

- Sorry, honey.

- And I don't know
if I would go shopping

at the supermarket she was at.

- I'll miss you terribly.

- It ain't no Piggly Wiggly,
honey.

I'm sorry.

- I love you, Darienne Lake.

- I'll see you when I see you.

For a good time, call...

- I need to send somebody home.

It's a lot of emotions
and a lot of mixed feelings.

I love Kasha.

But based
on the judges' critiques,

she got the worst.

But this is Darienne's
second time in the bottom.

It's very difficult.

Welcome back.

Jessica Wild, are you ready
to meet your opponent?

- The question is, is she
ready for Jessica Wild?

OK.

- OK.

- Now it's time to present
this week's

Lip Sync Assassin.

There's a pageant queen.

- Come on, silhouette.

- Reveal yourself.

- I have that coat.

- Girl, it's definitely
a showgirl.

- It's CoCo.

- Yes, bitch.

My God, it's my
season 11 sister Ra'Jah.

Yes, now, this is going to be
a lip sync.

We know Ra'Jah turns a party.

She recently is a crowned queen.

She is literally one
of the fiercest in the game.

- Ra'Jah O'Hara.

- Hey, Ma.

- Hi, honey,
back where you belong...

Onstage.

- No place like home.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, Ra'Jah holds
the lipstick of the queen

that the group
has voted to send home.

If Ra'Jah wins the lip sync,
the queen on her lipstick

gets the chop.

Jessica, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $30,000...

- 30 Gs.

- And earn the power to give one

of the bottom queens the chop.

The time has come

for you
to Lip Sync for your Legacy.

Good luck.

And don't fuck it up.

- I should not have
enjoyed that as much as I did.

- My face hurts.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Jessica Wild...

condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.

- 30 motherfucking
thousand dollars, bitch.

$30,000, bitch.

- I'm gonna have
my real ones now.

- Those coconuts
have earned you a cash tip

of $30,000.

- Yeah.

They just keep bouncing.

I'm gonna sleep with them.

- Ra'Jah, my gorgeous queen,

come back and see us anytime.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Bye, Ra'Jah.

- Will the bottom queens
please step forward?

Darienne Lake,

Mrs. Kasha Davis,

whoever gets the chop tonight
will be immediately entered

into the online Fame Games.

In "Untucked"
and online, each week,

we will showcase
the runway looks

that the eliminated queens
would have worn.

Any additional content a queen
wishes to post on her socials

is up to her.

In the final days leading up
to the season's grand finale,

fans will vote to determine
which eliminated queen

will win the title
of Queen of the Fame Games

plus a cash prize of $50,000.

Jessica Wild, with great power
comes great responsibility.

Which queen have you chosen
to get the chop?

- I want to tell you
I love you both so much.

You are my family.

And the queen that I chose...

Is...

Kasha.

- As it is written,
so it shall be done.

Mrs. Kasha Davis,

you are and will always be

an All Star.

You're leaving us tonight.

But the Fame Games
have just begun.

Now, sashay away.

- Thank you.

I definitely feel disappointed.

Love you.
- Love you so much.

- But I have learned it is a
waste of time to have regrets.

Maybe I could have
streamlined my look.

But I'm gonna have it created

into something fantastic
for the future

by an expert who sews.

Have fun.

And you know Mrs. Kasha Davis.

She's always #grateful.

There's always time
for kindness.

- Condragulations, All Stars.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

Amen.

- All right, now,
let the music play.

- Next time on "All Stars"...

You need to create trailers

for a sickening scripted series.

- It needs to be funny.

- It's gonna be funny.

But it needs to make sense.

My God,
can we just put something

down on this fucking paper?

Whoa!

- OK.

I feel like I'm watching a porn.

- Yeah.

Bitch, we need some.

- A lot of these girls will
end up hating each other

if I say something
that I need to say.

- Well, let it out.
- Bitch.

I have tea that will
burn this competition down.

- Reveal yourself.

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