All language subtitles for Royal.Pains.S02E09.DVDRip.XviD-SAiNTS-eng

ADMlNlSTRATOR:
You let a billionaire
hospital trustee die

to save some kid
off the street.

l made a judgment call.

You made a mistake.

EVAN: This trip
is going to get you
back on your feet.

HANK: What trip?
EVAN: To the Hamptons.

Would you be willing
to be my faux beau?
Pretend boyfriend.

You shouldn't
fake date for money.

lt started out that way,
but then l realized
that l actually liked her.

My parents
are gonna love you.

Same fee as before?

l'm raising money
for a local free clinic.

lt looks like your
family clinic won't be
up and running

until about 2015.

l can't let the board
get away with this.

You want HankMed
to run your clinic?

Jill Casey...
Dr. Emily Peck.

l hear that Emily Peck
has decided to stay in town.

Aren't you worried about
a competing concierge doctor
taking your patients?

EVAN: What do you
make of Emily?

HANK: I'm still
feeling her out.

That spells danger
to me.

HANK: ''Hamptons Heritage
blasts community clinic.''

Uh-oh. Drama in HankMed.

Weren't you the one who said
''All publicity is
good publicity''?

(CHUCKLES) Not when
it's your doctor.

Nobody wants to
see their doctor
in the paper.

Oh, really?
Nice full-page ad.
lt's a bit vain, no?

That's different.
l'm blonde.

lt's a black
and white photo.

You're missing the point.

And doing so gladly.

The doctor is in.

By the way,
how is that ad
working out for you?

Wouldn't you
like to know?

l haven't heard
your phone ringing.

lt's on vibrate.

Right. That's why.

But seriously,
don't sweat it
about the article.

lt's okay to
be polarizing.

lf everybody likes you,
you're probably doing
something wrong.

Mmm.

Besides, they only
went to the court
of public opinion

because they
knew they'd lose
in a court of law.

Really?

You are going
to kiss me,
aren't you?

You are so
incredibly predictable.

(BOTH LAUGH)

Uh, l like where
this is going,

but l must tell you,
l have a very busy
morning tomorrow.

l wouldn't worry.
You're not staying over.
No offense.

A little offense.

Oh, Hank. You don't
want to stay over.

l take up the whole bed,
l talk in my sleep...

Well, look at that.
Dr. Emily Peck has
a fear of intimacy.

l'm not afraid
of intimacy.
l just don't like it.

My body wasn't
designed to function

at this ungodly hour.
l'm sorry.

Then why is
your body here?

Because your
wonderful clinic

has triggered
a paradigm shift
for HankMed.

l'm here to safeguard
the paradigm as it shifts.

Well, you should
be more concerned

about this hatchet
job in the paper.

Mmm. Couldn't have
come at a worse time.

Look, if they have
to go to the court
of public opinion,

it's because
they'd probably lose
in a court of law.

Nice soundbyte,
professor.

Maybe we should
take out a full-page ad.

Maybe definitely not.

Look, the best way
to handle this is to just

let the story run out
of steam on its own.

No, l disagree.

l think that we need
to get our side of
the story out there.

l agree with
her disagreement.

Thank you.
Mmm-hmm.

Jill, you will
only be stoking
negative publicity.

No, l'll be countering
negative publicity.

Because if you
counter the...

lt's too early for this.

Wow. What
a greeting committee.

l hope somebody has
a giant prize check
with my name on it.

No prize check,
but you have won

another month's
supply of lnterferon.

l got a striped
bass for you.

Jim, l love your fish.
But you don't have to do
this every time l see you.

Take it. Just...
Oh, no...

Okay. Which one of you
lucky kids gets to
draw my blood today?

(LAUGHS)
The privilege
will be mine.

All right,
let's get to it.

So, Jim, you been
keeping the diet?

Can't you tell?

l...

Any shot you're going
to let me off of it?

Not a shot.
Sorry, pal.

But we are here
with some good news.

We've set up a new
community clinic

that'll run
through HankMed.

You finally quit that red-tape
factory you were working at?
Good for you.

Actually, no.
Uh, this is just
a thing on the side.

But it's a great thing.
You can call us anytime
about anything.

Even if it's not
my hepatitis?

Yeah. Why?
What's wrong?

l banged my ankle
a few days ago
on the bow chock.

lt started bleeding,
so l wrapped a bandage on it.

All right, you have
a stasis ulcer.

lt's not uncommon
among hepatitis patients.

The blood pools in the vein
and stretches the skin.

When you
banged your ankle,

it cut the vein and
started the bleeding.

So, l'm putting on
something called
an Unna boot.

lt's gauze
soaked in calamine
and zinc oxide.

You need to leave
this on for five days.

Okay.

This is for the ulcer.

Uh, fish guy.

Thank you so much.

Keep the change.

This is the worst
morning of my life.

Hey, thanks for the lift.

Sure.

Oh, crap.
There's Dr. Blair.

Just tell me
when she's gone.

Uh, okay.

ls she gone?
No, she's
coming over here.

What? Why didn't
you tell me?

You only told me
to tell you when
she was gone.

Well, drive away, Hank.

l can't.
We've already made
eye contact.

lt will look
like l'm trying
to avoid her.

You are.
No, you are.

She's 10 feet
and closing.

JlLL: What?
What do l do?

(STAMMERS)
l'd suggest sitting up.

Oh. Found it.

Okay. You really need
to get a change purse.

Okay.
Dr. Lawson.

Ms. Casey.
Don't mean to interrupt.

No.
But about the article.

l had hoped
to speak to you
before it came out.

And first of all,
l have to apologize.
l was completely misquoted.

Really?

The interview was intended
more as a reconciliation.

l want to
work this out.

l want the clinic
at Hamptons Heritage

so that we can
help more people.

With all due respect,
Dr. Lawson is only
one doctor.

You can only help
one person at a time.

We're helping
people now.

ls it better to help
a few people now

rather than help many
in a couple of years

when Hamptons Heritage
opens the clinic?

You mean
if you open the clinic.
l read your proposal.

You could use
that money for
anything you want.

l want a community clinic.

So do l.

l think we can do
more good together
than we can separately.

Think about it, Jill.

Okay, she's gone now.

So, every time
he comes home from
his mother's house,

he's exhausted.
Uh-huh.

His stomach hurts.
And he's not hungry.
And...

How often is that?

Uh... Well, a couple
of times a week.

You know, we're
on a new schedule.

l just moved in.

Oh, it's nice.

Thanks. Anyway,
the point is,

my son's always
had allergies.
Right.

And now
his mom's insisting
that he's over them.

Uh-huh. But you're
not so sure that he is.

Exactly. That's him.

He seems to be
doing pretty...

Well, he's feeling
better now, so...

Okay.

Hey, Jake. Jake.
Butterfly stroke.
All right?

And push off with...

No. Push off with
your feet in unison.

He's a good swimmer.

He's very good.
He just...

Sir? ls that the
hypoallergenic turf
l specified?

l... Hold on one second.
Excuse me. Let me just...

Yeah. Take care of that.
No, no.

Jake, that's Dr. Lawson.

l got your towel, bud.

Hey, Jake.
l'm Dr. Lawson.

But you can
call me Hank.

Hi, Hank.
Have a seat.

You have got a solid
butterfly stroke.

Thanks.

So, your dad told me
you weren't feeling
well earlier.

My stomach hurt.
But l feel good now.

Okay.

How old are you?

People think l'm six,
but l'm actually seven.

Oh, no. You're
definitely seven.

Can you open
your mouth for me?

So, you're in,
what, second grade?

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. You married?

(LAUGHS) l'm a kid.

l don't know.
Kids these days.
lt's possible.

All right.
You got a girlfriend?

Oh. You do. You do
have a girlfriend.
What's her name?

Olivia. She lives
behind my mom.

Mmm.

Would you lie down
for me, please?

Okay.

(GlGGLlNG)
That tickles.

lt's supposed to tickle.

Okay, you can
sit up, Jake.

Jake, how'd you
get that scratch?

Climbing a tree
at my mom's.

Your mom's, huh?

So, this Olivia chick.
Talk to me. ls she nice?

Sometimes
she's nice to me.

And sometimes
she wants me to go away.

l don't even know
why l like her.

She's not like
other girls.

Maybe that's why
you like her.

How is he?

He's doing great.
Might have been

a touch of food poisoning
or an allergic reaction.

When was his
last scratch test?

Four years ago,
which l think
is too long ago.

But what do you think?

Couldn't hurt
to get another.

We'll get one
on the books.

EVAN: So, how
have you been
post break-up?

lf you want to
talk about it,
that is. Him.

Nope. And no.
But thank you.

Absolutely.
Here.

Oh, great.

So, why are you
still going through
so much trouble

to convince your parents
that we're in a false
relationship?

Well, l thought about
telling them that
l broke up with you.

But at this point,
telling them a new lie

would be a lot harder
than preserving
the old one.

Oh, yeah.

You don't know my father.

You're right. l know
nothing about retired
General William Collins,

currently the CEO
of a Fortune 500
defense contractor

who you,
along with many others,

feel will one day
run for president.

l know nothing about him.

l'm impressed.

l once crammed for an
entire semester of ltalian
in 36 hours, l think.

You know what?
You are the best fake
boyfriend l have ever had.

l'm going to take that
as a strange compliment.
How many have you had?

Oh, a lady never tells.

(CHUCKLES)

So, why is there
no bio on you in here?

Well, because my father
already knows me.

He wants to
get to know you.

But you need
to be careful.

He's going to
try to trap you.

He's going to order
you a second bourbon.

Take it,
but don't drink it.

Bourbon?
Mmm-hmm.

l'm going to have trouble
with the first one.
l warn you.

l have a very
delicate palate.

Don't say delicate
in front of my father.
Or palate.

Can l say it in ltalian?
(LAUGHS)

Okay. Uh...

Do you hunt?

Like, kill things
with a gun?

You know, it's not
hunting season.
lt doesn't matter.

But it is something
he likes to talk about.
So read this.

That should be plenty.
Okay.

Okay. Pop quiz.

How did we meet?

lt's funny. You know
how most couples

have, like, a sweet
and tender story
about how they met?

We're not
one of them.

l was waiting for
a parking space in town.

And my blinker was on.
There was no one else
around.

lt was obviously my spot.
The guy pulls out.

Before l can take
my foot off the brake,

Paige comes out of nowhere,

zips around my car
somehow and steals it.

Just steals it
right in front of me.

Survival of the fittest.
Right, Daddy?

That's right, sugar.

So, l got out
of my car, fuming.

l march up to her,
and before l can
say anything,

she looks me
in the eye,
and she says...

''You're too cute
to get angry,
aren't you?''

She actually said that.

l valeted my car,
needless to say.
And the rest is history.

Very romantic.

Another bourbon, Evan?

Of course. Yeah. Please.

Paige was telling us
you're CFO of HankMed?

What is that?

lt's a concierge
medical practice.

Oh, l've read about that.

Medicine for rich people.

We also do some
pro bono work for
a local free clinic.

That's wonderful, Evan.

That says a lot about you.

l'm curious.

Apart from her beauty,
which she gets from
her mama,

l was wondering,

what do you find
most appealing
about Paige?

Daddy. You're
embarrassing me.

Evan, you don't
have to answer that.

lt's very clear to me
that your daughter will
do anything for love.

Love for her boyfriend.
Love for her family.

She will go to any
length necessary

to protect her relationships
with the people she loves.

And that's what
appeals to me, General.

ln a very big way.

Evan, you were brilliant.

How did you come up
with all those things?

lt wasn't hard.

You're worth every
penny l'm paying you.

ELLEN: Evan,
it was really nice
to meet you.

l hope to see you
again real soon.
EVAN: Absolutely.

lf you're here
in the fall,

maybe we can go
hunting or something.
Really?

l wouldn't have pegged
you for the type.

No, l try to kill
something every day,
actually.

Even if it's just
stepping on a bug or...
l just love killing things.

Honey, don't you know
someone who belongs to
a private hunting club?

Tommy Danford.

That's where l dropped
that six point buck
back in '07.

Wow. How great
would it be if it
were hunting season?

No, this is a
members-only club.

They hunt year-round
as long as they replace
what they shoot.

That settles it.
We are going hunting
Wednesday at dawn.

Dawn work
for you, Evan?

You know, l always say,
''The early bird
gets the worm.''

And after he
gets the worm,
we can shoot him.

EVAN: Divya, can l ask you
a question really quick?
Be completely honest.

Do these pants make
my butt look huge?

l wouldn't know
as l have never
looked at your butt.

They do, however,
make you look
like a jackass.

Well, thank you.

Divya. Alien warrior.

Oh, l'm sorry. Evan.
l thought you were
the Predator.

Why so G.I. Joe?

l am going hunting
on Wednesday with Paige.

Hunting?
You should really
stick to gathering.

(QUACKS WEAKLY)

Have you ever
even held a gun?

No, l'm not going to shoot.
We have it worked out.

l'm going to be with Paige.
She'll do the shooting.
l'll take the credit.

Sounds like the
working dynamic
of HankMed.

Evan, you really
like this girl,
don't you?

Does she like you back?
And why do l feel like
l'm in seventh grade?

l don't know
what she feels.

All l know is that
making her happy
makes me feel happy.

So...

Wow.
They grow up so fast.

They really do.

Hank, you got a call
about an hour ago
from a Mrs. Zimmerman.

Yeah, Jake's mom.
She wants to see you
in the morning.

And she also wants
copies of your notes

and anything else
pertaining to her son.

Poor kid. Stuck
right in the middle
of a divorce.

(DOOR BELL RlNGS)

Hello!

Mrs. Zimmerman?

WOMAN: Come on around!
We're in the back!

(DOG BARKlNG)

Hey, pooch.

Hey, big guy.
How are you?

WOMAN: Keep going.
Past the rabbits.

Rabbits.

(KlSSlNG)

Uh, Mrs. Zimmerman?

Dr. Blair?

(LAUGHS) That's
my maiden name.

And my professional name.

Well, l'm not sure
which one of you

l should be handing
my notes to, but,
uh, there you go.

Thanks.

Why are you looking
at me like that?

(STAMMERlNG) No, no, no.
You're just very...
l didn't...

Well, this is how l am
the 50% of the time
l'm not working.

ls that a problem for you?

No. lt is not
a problem for me.
Of course not.

So, you're here
to document what
a bad parent l am.

l'm here because
you asked me to be.

l also wanted to see
how Jake was doing.

How does he look?

(BOTH LAUGHlNG)

He looks fine.

Of course he does.

He's a happy kid.
He's a great kid.

With a free spirit,
and a big heart.

And he has a way
with the ladies.

(LAUGHS)

How did he
look yesterday?

He looked fine
yesterday, too.

Did my husband
tell you that

he's trying to get
sole custody of Jake?

Apparently not.

Well, that's what this
whole thing is about.

So, l take it you don't
think there's anything
wrong with Jake.

He had allergies
when he was two,
but he grew out of them.

Which, as we both know,
Dr. Lawson, is very common.

Yeah.
(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)

Excuse me.
l'm on call today.

Hey, Jake.

Hey, Hank.

So, is that the Olivia?

Yeah. That's her.

She's pretty,
if you don't mind
my saying so.

l don't mind.

So, how are you
feeling, bud?

Did you eat
anything today?

l had some waffles
for breakfast.
Made them myself.

Nice. Nice.
Try a little syrup
on those bad boys?

Yeah.
Nice.

Jake, come on.
l'm ready to play again.

Bye, Hank!

(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)

(GRUNTS)

Yeah, this is Hank.

EMlLY: Did I wake you?

ls this who
l think it is?

l don't know.
Who do you think it is?

Marilyn Monroe.

(LAUGHS)

She's dead.

So you can imagine
my surprise.

Can you come over?

Um, is everything okay?

Yeah. Yeah, it's fine.
Ijust, um...

l'm just lonely.

Oh.

l'm trying vulnerable out.

How does it feel?

Worse than intimacy.

(CHUCKLES)

All right, here's the plan.
We'll hunt in two zones,
boys against the girls.

Whoever bags
the most birds

gets to choose
where we have lunch.

Dad, l don't
want to do that.

l want to
be with Evan.

Sweetheart,
you're with him
all the time.

Besides, you want me
to get to know him, right?

This is how l'll
get to know him.

Your daddy's
right, honey.

You boys
are going down.

WlLLlAM: Which dog
do you want, sunshine?

Patton.

All right.
Let's go, MacArthur!

(WHlSTLES)

Stay 75 degrees
on my flank.

Don't break formation.
l'll be on point.

So, just to clarify,
um, what did you
mean by that?

What part of it?

All of it.
Huh.

l don't joke
when l hunt, son.

Let's move out.

(WHlSTLES) Come on.

Now, Jake, Dr. Lawson
can't do a scratch test

until you take
your shirt off.

l don't care.
Jamie, please.

He's only doing
this to spite me.

You know perfectly well
we could have done
this in my hospital.

He gets sick
at her house.

l mean, can you imagine
what would happen
at her hospital?

Why don't l show you both
to the waiting area?

Great idea.
Thank you.

How come you don't want
to take your shirt off?
l don't know.

Jake, whatever you tell me
is between you and me.

No one else will know.

(EXHALES)

Did Olivia write this?

She wrote it
on my ankle, too.

l have something
that'll get that out.

How come she's
so mean to me?

Thank you.

Jake, l would love
to be able to explain
girls to you.

But l actually don't
understand them myself.

Really? Aren't you old?

(LAUGHS) Yeah.

Old enough to know
they're hard to figure out.

Look, there's probably
something bothering Olivia

that has nothing
to do with you.

Like what?

l don't know.
But l'm sure
she'll tell you.

And when she does,
do not, l repeat,
do not try to fix it.

They don't want that.
Just listen.

That looks like
urticaria to me.

Oh, God. You've been
on the lnternet again.

Just because l'm not
a doctor does not...

Okay. Guys, please.
You're not helping. Okay?

Okay. You're right.

l'm sorry.

We're both sorry.

Look, these tests
can be interpreted
different ways.

l want to send them
to an allergist for
an official diagnosis.

That's fine. Right?
Great.

Okay.

Jake, we've got
to get to math camp.

All right, sweetie.
Have fun.

And l'll pick you
up later tonight.

Okay, Mom.
Okay. Bye, Jake.

Bye, Hank.

(EVAN WHlSTLlNG)

(ZlPS)

Don't ever do that.

What if that fell
over and went off?

That's how
people get shot.

lf you're going
to hunt with me,

you're going
to hunt properly.

(WHlSTLES)
Come on, boy.

Oh!

Oh, l am so sorry.

Jill, it's Emily Peck.
Yes. Hi.

Oh, my God.
l almost ruined
your blouse.

Which l love,
by the way.
ls it Chloé?

Uh, no.

Well, l love it anyway.

Funny running
into you, actually.

l was just reading
the article on the clinic.

For what it's worth,
l think Hamptons Heritage
is taking the wrong position.

lf there's anything
l can do to help...

That's nice
of you to offer.

l'm not just saying it.

lf you need
another doctor,

please just
call me anytime.

Thank you.
That means a lot.

Hey, you know,
they only went to the court
of public opinion

because they knew they'd
lose in a court of law.

ls that a famous quote?

No. No, a lawyer
l once dated used to
say it all the time.

Oh.

See you later.
Bye.

(BlRD SQUAWKlNG)

(TWlG SNAPS)

Damn it. What the hell
is your problem, son?

You act like you've
never hunted before.
l'm sorry.

You're supposed to be
75 degrees on my left
flank at all times.

You want to get shot?

No. Absolutely not, sir.
l do not.

(SlGHS) Uh, just stay
the hell behind me.

Come on, boy.

General?

Look, Mom,
l think we got enough.

Why don't we just go
find Daddy and Evan?

All right, honey.

We probably got
them beat, anyway.
(GUN FlRES)

(EVAN SCREAMlNG)

Oh, my Lord.
Go, boy! Go!

This is crazy.
Uh, hello?

Oh, good. Welcome.
Maybe you can
reason with him.

l came over
to pick up Jake,

and his father's
afraid to let him go.

Because he's sick.

He's never sick
when he's with me.

You let him eat
whatever he wants,
stay up late,

and then he gets sick
when he comes home.

Home, Jamie,
is my house.

You know that.
This is the new place.

Okay, guys.
Where is he?

He's upstairs.
Upstairs.

Thank you.

Lovely day.

Hey. Jake?

Hey, Hank.

How you
feeling, buddy?

Okay.

Did you eat
anything today?
Any new foods? Um...

Hot dogs? Candy?

Just a turkey sandwich.

Turkey sandwich, huh?

Did you feel nauseous
after you ate?

No, Hank.
l feel fine. Really.

(VOMlTlNG)

l feel better.
l always do
after l throw up.

Wait. You've
thrown up before?

A couple of times.
At night.

Why didn't you
tell anyone?

Because if l told my dad,
he'd blame my mom.
And then they would fight.

Jake, listen.
l want you to
make me a promise.

lf you are ever
not feeling well,

you have to
tell your parents.
Promise me.

Okay, Hank.
l promise.

Look, l know it's hard
when they're fighting.

But no matter what
happens between them,

they both love you
very, very much.

l know.
(KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)

Come on in, Divya.

How is everything?

Good. We're good.

So, l have gotten five texts
from Evan saying that you're
not answering your phone,

and he needs you urgently.

Urgent urgent
or Evan urgent?

Well, he said it was
a 91 2 emergency,

which is apparently
one worse than a 91 1 .

Okay.
So it's Evan urgent.
Can you handle it?

Of course.

How bad is it?
Just be honest.

Relax. lt's just
a flesh wound.

Sorry. Could you speak
into my good ear?

Because it sounds
like you said it was
just a flesh wound.

The press is going
to have a field
day with this.

Gunshot wounds
have to be reported.

l told you to
stand behind me.

l know. l'm sorry.
l know.

l didn't understand
what you said,
and then l was...

Why am l apologizing to you?
You just shot me.

l'm going to be
frank with you, son.

You are not
Paige Collins material.

l'm not?

You're weak,
clumsy, unfocused.

You're not someone
who'd be taken
seriously in her circles.

l want you to
stop seeing her.

And l'm willing
to make it
worth your while.

Evan! Evan.
Oh, my God.

You're hurt.
Are you okay?

WlLLlAM: He's fine.

Yeah, l'm all right. lt's...
lt's just a flesh wound.

This isn't the first time
Jake has thrown up.

lt's happened
a couple of times
this week.

What are you
talking about?

He didn't say
anything to me.

Me neither.

Yeah, he didn't tell you
because he was afraid
it would make you fight.

He said that?
Yes, he did.

Look, l get it.
This is a difficult
time for you.

But as stressful
as it is for us,

it's even more so
for Jake.

And the stress
is affecting him.

HANK: That's exactly right.

He's been acting
nervous lately.

He's even afraid
of the dark now.

ls this happening
at your house?

He won't sleep
without the door open
and a night light on.

l'm going to go see
how he's doing.

How could l have
missed the fact

that my own
son was sick?

l'm either the world's
worst doctor,

or the world's
worst mother.

This is where you jump in
and you say l'm neither one.

(LAUGHS)

Does it hurt?

Huh. How about
l do it to you?

And then
you can tell me.
How's that?

You know, admitting
that it hurts doesn't
make you less of a man.

lt hurts.

You're such a girl.

Where they hell
have you been?
l got shot.

Um... (LAUGHlNG)

Are you laughing at me?

No, no, no. No.
Uh, no. l am not.

(LAUGHS)
No. He is not
laughing at you.

He's laughing with me.

At you.
Totally.

All right. l can see
that your plan went
really well, Ev.

Tell Hank what happened.
See if he believes you.

(GRUNTS) l had to heed
the call of nature, okay?

So l leaned my gun
against a tree.

l went into the woods.
lt slipped and went off.

(CHUCKLlNG)

See? lt is
totally ridiculous.

And totally Evan.

lt's a perfect night
for a walk on the beach.

Yeah, it is
a perfect night for
a walk on the beach.

(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)

Ugh. l...

Really? You're really
going to answer that?

l'm expecting
some test results.

You know, you can
get a service to screen
your calls for you.

Yeah, l know l can.
This is Hank.

(LAUGHS)

Uh-huh. Okay. Thanks.

Give me the facts.
Maybe l can help.

A kid stuck between
two divorcing parents.

Oh, been there.

lntimacy issues,
fear of abandonment.

Oh.

So, what about the kid?
Tell me.

Dad thinks Mom's lifestyle
is making him sick.

Mom thinks
Dad's cuckoo.

Symptoms?

Nausea, dizziness,
headaches.

Very non-specific.
Comes and goes
pretty quickly.

When?

Usually at night,
after he comes
home from Mom's.

Bouncing between
two households,

always packing a bag,
living on a schedule.

lt sucks.

(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)

Mmm!

l am definitely giving you
the number to my service.

This is Hank.

Hank, it's Jake.
Something's wrong
with my parents.

Are they yelling
at each other?

No, they're lying on
the floor in my room
and l can't wake them up.

They had the door closed,
and then they didn't
come out for a long time.

So I went in.
What should I do?

Uh, call 91 1 .
3825 Kingswood Road.

Jake, I want you
to listen to me.

Walk downstairs
right now, but stay
on the phone with me.

Okay, Hank.

Hey, Jake.

We'll check
on your parents.

Uh, listen. Go downstairs
and let me know when
the ambulance is here. Okay?

Okay.

He's breathing.
So is she.

No visible wounds.

No signs of cyanosis.

We have to get them
out of this room. Now.
Yeah.

All right. l have
some oxygen in my car.

l have some in my bag.

Even better.

Great.

Okay.

JAKE: Hank,
they're here!

MEDlC 1 : What's
happening, Doc?

l think they're suffering
from carbon monoxide
poisoning.

They're on 100% oxygen.

Put heart monitors on both,
make sure they don't
have arrhythmias,

and also start lV lines.
(COUGHS)

MEDlC 2: Got it.
ls Jake okay?

He's fine.
He's downstairs.

Listen, you need to
keep your oxygen mask on.

Oh.
JAMlE: What happened?

l think there's
a carbon monoxide leak
in Jake's bedroom.

You said the house
was recently renovated?

Well, we just moved in.

Were there water heaters,
furnaces, or ovens
that got moved?

No. But l put in a new
indoor hot tub downstairs.

That has a water heater.
lt's below Jake's bedroom.

l'm guessing it's
not venting properly,

and the carbon monoxide
accumulated in
Jake's bedroom.

lt's a good thing he's
still afraid of the dark.

Sleeping with his
bedroom door open
probably saved his life.

(EXHALES)

Mmm, l love you.
Love you.

Bye, honey. (KlSSES)
Bye.

Goodbye, sugar.
Bye, Dad.

(CLEARS THROAT)

EVAN: Great to meet you.

So good to meet you,
darling.

WlLLlAM: Oh,
l almost forgot.

Here's a check to cover
your medical expenses.

Let me know if
it's not enough.

You know, l was
actually able to receive
treatment for free.

So you're off
the hook, General.

Well, that's, uh...

Bye.
Bye-bye!

Awesome job. Awesome.

Thank you.
Not bad, right?

Hank! Divya!

HANK: Hey, kid.

What's up, little man?
How you doing?

Guess what.
Poo isn't poo.

lt's not?

No. lt means
Property of Olivia.
Get it? P-O-O?

Oh, yeah. l get it.
lt's cute.

Controlling, but cute.
l know!

See you, bud.
(CHUCKLlNG)

Here you go.

Oh. Thank you.
Mmm-hmm.

Thank you.

Cheers.

Jake seems to
be feeling better.

ELlZABETH: We all are.

Jamie and l are
much more attuned

as to how our behavior
is affecting Jake.

ln no small part,
thanks to you.

Oh.
ln fact,

these tomatoes
from the garden
are for you.

Oh. Wow. Oh, my God.
They are ginormous.

They look delicious.

Yeah. They'll go great
with some seafood compensation
l recently received.

Mom!

Did you get it?

Hey, of course l did.

Now, remember.
Not on her face.

Okay. Now you're the
world's worst mother.

l'm pretty sure
it's washable.

Pretty sure?

Almost positive.
Uh-huh.

Maybe l'd better go.

Yeah, maybe
you'd better.

(LAUGHS)

You know, Hank,

six months ago,
l was pretty happy
with my life.

And then my marriage
fell apart and my life
fell apart.

And l think it took
its toll on me.

l'm sorry
to hear that.

So, maybe work
is the only place

l feel like
l have some control.

Would you reconsider your
position on the clinic?

Oh. No. l won't.

ln fact, l'm more
convinced than ever

that my plan
is a better plan
for the community.

l just wanted you to know
that l appreciate everything
that you've done.

And that it isn't personal.
But l'm going to have
to take the clinic back.

Mmm. l should give you
some zucchini to go
with those tomatoes.

Yeah. Thanks.

Henry.

How's the butt?

As long as l don't
sit on it, um,

or lie down or walk at all,
or clench it, or move it,

it's great.
Thank you for asking.

Cool.

Hey, look. Um...

l don't want to have
any secrets from you.

So, if l were to admit that,
hypothetically speaking,
l didn't shoot myself...

Uh, hypothetically speaking,

l'd say we should stop
speaking hypothetically
right now.

All or nothing, Ev.

Fair enough.

Oh. So, here's something
that's not hypothetical.

Dr. Emily Peck faxed over
a request for Jake's records.
Authorized by his dad.

What?

She's now the
Zimmerman family's
primary care physician.

How did she even know
that he was our patient?
(STAMMERlNG)

Look, this is war.
She's coming after us.
She's dangerous.

Okay?

Said the man
who shot himself
in the butt.

(KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)

Hey.
(LAUGHS SARCASTlCALLY) Hey.

So, that's the way
it's going to be, huh?

l'm fine.
How are you?

Don't get me wrong.
l am up for it. Okay?

l just wasn't aware
of the ground rules.

At least not the ones
you play by.

Ah, Zimmerman.

Yeah. Zimmerman.

You stole my client.

He called me.

l thought l made it clear
that l was competitive.

Remember? l said,
''l'm competitive.''

Well, as it turns out,
so am l.

Well, it never would
have worked out, anyway.

Because Zimmerman thinks
that you're too tight with
his soon-to-be ex-wife.

l'm worried about Jake
changing doctors. Okay?

l mean, l built
a trust with the kid.

Great.
You can fill me in.

Can you explain
why someone wrote
all over him?

What are you...
l can't fight when
you're getting undressed.

So stop fighting.

Hi.
Hi.

What's this?

Your money.
For lunch,
for hunting...

l put in a little
extra, you know,
for getting shot.

l don't want
your money.

Why not?
You earned it.

l just don't, okay?

Can you have dinner
with me next Saturday?

No. l'm off
your payroll.

Evan, l don't
want to pay you.

l just...

l want to have
dinner with you.

Oh.

Um, who's buying?

You are.

Good.
Good.

Pick me up at 8:00?

Yeah, l can do that.

Can l ask you
a question?

Yeah.

When we were at lunch
with my parents,

how much of what
you said about me
did you mean?

Like, percentage-wise?
Yeah.

All of it.

Hank, l just wanted
to say that you're right.

We should just
move forward.

We're not going to
sling mud in the press.

We're just going
to focus on the work.

Yeah, no.
l'm with you.

l know.
And l appreciate
it so much.

But it's not just you.

Other doctors
support me, too.

ln fact,
Emily Peck said

that she would
volunteer her time to
the clinic if l wanted.

Wow. That's impressive.

l also got the results
back from your blood test.

The first time l saw them,
l thought l was
reading a typo.

So l had the lab
run it again.
Same result.

l hope this is
building up to
good news, Hank.

Your liver function
test numbers
are fantastic.

DlVYA: Way better
than expected.

The lnterferon is having
a very positive impact
on your hepatitis.

Grandpa!
Hey, buddy.
Come here.

Hi, Grandpa.
Hank.

This is my daughter, Mimi.
Mimi, Dr. Lawson.

The Dr. Lawson?
Yes.

Nice to meet you.
Oh!

Thank you so much
for everything.
Sure.

Everything you've
done for my father.

Everything you've
done for our family.

l can only imagine he's
not the easiest patient.

You know,
he often tries to
hide his charms,

but l see right
through him.

(CHUCKLlNG)

Grandpa, catch!

Yeah!

You're looking
good, Dad.

JlM: Thanks, honey.
l like it.

Nice work, guys.

Hey, what's that
on the back
of your neck?

What?

What?
''POE''?

(LAUGHS)

What, Property of Evan?

What, Property of Evan?