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In the sprawling dark of night,
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when all is still,
that's when it can be heard,
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the hum.
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A ceaseless, enigmatic tone,
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heard only by a gifted few,
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its origin unknown.
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Electromagnetic energy?
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Alien transmission?
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Perhaps, the echoes of some
distant alternate dimension?
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Perhaps, even the sound
of our very doom.
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If you ask me, I don't care.
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Because I prefer the hum...
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...of my tricked-out IROC Z28!
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- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo! Oh, yeah!
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Enjoy the show, my babies!
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Good morning, USA.
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Steve, I'm gonna tell you the same thing
I said to Jackie Collins, that one time.
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No writing at the table
on Barbecue Chicken night.
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Sorry, I'm just trying to decide which
school work-study program to choose.
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It's either apprentice under weatherman
Memphis Storm front at Channel 3 News,
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or Buckle at his Urology Clinic.
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Sounds like either way,
you're gonna be dealing with drips.
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Ba-dum-tss!
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But which one guarantees me
a good grade?
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Which one is certain
to put me on the path to success?
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Oh, Steve, no one knows for certain
what their future holds.
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I don't want to end up as one of those
losers living with parents as an adult.
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- Hey!
- Sorry.
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No, no. What I mean is, I don't want
to be one of those poor dopes
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who lives their whole sad life
in the town they grew up in.
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- Hey!
- So, what, you're too good for us now?
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No, I love you guys. I do.
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It's just, I guess, I've always seen
more for myself than,
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you know, this.
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I feel you, Steve.
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Big dreamers like you and me,
we gotta spread our golden wings.
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One day, we hit that open road
and never look back.
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Actually, Dad, when I say "this,"
that includes you.
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Roger, quick,
bring the fainting divan!
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Sorry, Stan, already in use,
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'cause one of my personas
just received some shocking news.
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Everybody, look
the other way for a second.
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- No.
- I already changed, anyway.
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Walt Whipman,
whip-crack-session musician.
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I provide the whip-crack sounds
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for the many kinds of music
that require them.
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Rawhide-style TV Western themes,
Devo cover bands,
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and the list goes on and on.
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Unfortunately, I earned something
of a reputation back in the day
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for heavy drinking, shaky hands,
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and always accidentally whipping
my fellow musicians in the face.
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Anyway, I just heard
my old musician pal Roscoe,
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is now a big-shot producer in Nashville,
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which obviously means
that is comeback time.
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Why is there an ice cream scoop
in my whip holster?
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Can we please get back
to my real problem here?
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Which one of these work-studies
is the right choice?
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Oh, now, you're looking for advice
from your horrible family?
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Seriously, just flip a coin,
why don't you?
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Maybe that's all I can do.
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Does anybody else hear that hum?
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Well, here goes nothing.
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Looks like I'll be taking my talents
to Channel 3.
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Great. Okay, whatever.
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Now, who's coming with me
on my journey of redemption?
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"Look. Up."
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Pack your shit.
We're going to Nashville.
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And over there,
is our star anchor, Greg Corbin.
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Oh, we're actually neighbors.
Hi, Mr. Corbin.
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Me, though, I'm an open book.
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You want to know anything about me,
just ask.
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Well, one thing I have always wondered,
is Memphis Storm front your real name?
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Oh, my, no.
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I sure would have been a born weatherman
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if my name was really
Memphis Storm front.
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So, what is your real name?
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Toledo Tornado.
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I changed it,
so no one would find out I'm Italian.
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- Now, what do you want to see next?
- How about the Doppler?
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- The Doppler?
- Yeah, the Doppler 12,000.
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- It's up on the roof, right?
- Who told you about the Doppler?
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The announcer, at the beginning
of every news broadcast.
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I don't have time right now.
It's actually pretty boring.
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It's a safety hazard.
The Doppler is off limits.
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So, just get the hell
off my back about it, okay?
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Don't mind him.
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He's weird about that Doppler.
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- Oh, hey, what's your name?
- Gässup E. Piyé.
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- French... Danish?
- No. Memphis has been on edge lately,
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probably because his forecast accuracy
has been way down.
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And he knows he's on thin ice.
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Poor Memphis.
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More like poor you!
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Because if Memphis gets the ax,
so does your work-study program.
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And it's too late to switch
to Buckle's urology clinic
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because Barry already took that spot.
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That's right, I'm aware of Barry.
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Bye-bye.
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Stairs!
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That's got to hurt.
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Get away from me!
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Now, we turn to the weather.
What do you got for us, Memph?
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Cold, Greg, and lots of it. Perfect
conditions for tomorrow's first-ever
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Langley Classic Outdoor
Hockey Invitational.
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So, pack an extra set of clamps
'cause it's gonna be nippy.
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The entire starting lineup
of the Roanoke Ice Wasps is dead
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because of your faulty forecast.
And I had 30 bucks on that game,
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- Toledo.
- Mannaggia, Dio!
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Ugh. The late, great Dickie Dobbins
never had this kind of trouble.
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Using the very same Doppler as you,
I might add.
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- You leave the Doppler out of this!
- You screw up just one more time,
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and you'll be... Does anyone else
hear that humming sound?
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No?
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Nobody? Out on your ass!
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You're going to fire me, old man,
how about I...
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How about that?
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Mr. Storm front, do you think,
after all these wrong forecasts,
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maybe we should check out the Doppler
to make sure it's working right?
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The Doppler is fine!
Hey, check this out! Roundhouse!
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It's just, I really
don't want to lose this work-study.
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Shh... It's listening.
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Stay away from the bloppler, kid.
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Stay away.
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Screw this, I'm checking it out.
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The Doppler is not even plugged
into the station's computer system.
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He hasn't been using it at all.
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All right. Nothing too
out of the...
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Oh, my God, that thing doesn't
forecast the weather.
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It shows the future!
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Then again, I'm sure I saw
Snot-winning Prom King in there.
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So, maybe it's just a bunch
of random BS.
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Sure it was all just part of a cruel
prank planned by the popular kids,
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and, I have reason to believe,
some of the teachers.
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But I'm still just
absolutely over the moon!
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Stay away from the bloppler, kid.
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What could be so dangerous about taking
a little peep into the old futuro?
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Oh! Is this the Mayor's mansion?
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This is tomorrow.
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Delilah, darling, I have grand news.
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The Sharks are going
to the championship.
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The game was such a rout,
that I left early in... What?
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Coach Trey!
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My best friend!
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Jimmy, it's not what it looks like.
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We're not just resting in bed together.
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Until a few seconds ago,
we were having sex, too!
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You'll pay for this cuckolder!
Just bear with me one sec.
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Jimmy.
Jimmy, baby, please.
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- Stop and think!
- Jimmy, babe.
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- Look at my neck...
- It meant nothing...
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- ...it's pleading with you!
- ...please, baby!
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- Jimmy, I love you, baby.
- Jimmy!
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Oh, my God! I have to do something.
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Incredible tip on that
playoff blowout, Steve.
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That's just the kind of thing that can
earn a boy an A-plus on his work-study.
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If you catch my meaning, wink.
Wink, wink, wink!
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Roscoe, thank you so much
for agreeing to meet me here.
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I didn't.
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You and your boyfriend
followed me in here.
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You're looking great.
I'll tell you that.
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Except for that... Yuck... On your face.
What happened there?
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- You whipped me many years ago.
- Oh, God, I was hoping not to talk shop,
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but since you brought it up,
I'm guessing
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you saw my ad
in the Country Music Trades.
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That's supposed to say "whip-crack."
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I was pretty drunk when I ordered
the ad, but I've cleaned up since then,
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and now, I'm totally sober
and ready to lick crack.
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You know what I mean.
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Listen, Walt, I am about to record
a new Rawhide-style TV Western theme
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and am in desperate need of a whip man.
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But it's just...
All those faces you whipped...
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Now, you listen to me, race car.
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You have to give this man another shot.
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Without second chances,
where would any of us be?
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Didn't America give the South
the second chance after the Civil War?
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Sure, that one
turned out to be a huge mistake,
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but the point still stands,
and that point is...
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...something about Roger?
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Walt Whipman,
whip-crack session musician.
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All right, I'll give you one shot.
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Say, you fellas hear that strange
kind of humming sound?
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No. Here, would you mind
covering your face up with this napkin?
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Day after day, just one hot sports tip
and new scoop after another.
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And now, I'm rich,
rich as Sir Topham Hatt.
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How do you do it, Steven?
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Just lucky, I guess.
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Here, help yourself
to a Todd McFarlane figurine.
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Oh! Don't mind if I do!
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Are you all right?
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Yeah, just a little black ooze.
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You've been using it, haven't you?
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Haven't you?
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Do you have any idea
what forces you're tampering with?
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Forces of Good?
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Why do you think I stopped
using the damn thing?
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You'll soon find out for yourself
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what it is to be both terrified
and enthralled by it.
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To despise and desire it.
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You inside of it, and it inside of you.
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I got to go.
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Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, here I come, Mommy!
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And now, our very own,
Memphis Storm front
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joins us with a look
at the weekend weather. Memph?
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Not all that is old was once young.
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Not all that's forgotten is gone.
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The nameless one, dreaming of fire,
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but slumbers to awaken
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some cursed-blood raw dawn.
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Sounds like
it's gonna be a hot one.
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Stay kooky, Memphis.
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Okay, clearly, I should not to be
tampering with that Doppler.
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Well, yeah.
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Besides, I'm pretty sure I got that A
on my work-study locked up already,
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so, I am never using the Doppler again.
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Right after one teensy little looksy,
to make sure it's an A-plus.
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Oh, God, my family!
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No, no!
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Do you mind?
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Are you enjoying the show?
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No! God!
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No!
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Listen to me, please,
something terrible is coming!
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Oh, more terrible than your family?
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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, okay?
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But some kind of monster is coming
and it's going to kill us all.
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Please!
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We have to get out of here
and try to find some place safe.
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He's got to have something
that explains the Doppler,
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that monster, all of it.
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Pornography, pornography,
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creepy ancient scroll, pornography.
Wait a minute!
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Wow, an interview with Adrien Brody!
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I'll just save this for later.
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Wait a minute!
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A creepy ancient scroll!
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My pornography! And scroll.
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Mr. Storm front, please, no!
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God, how I wish
he'd never left me that damned orb.
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What is the Doppler really?
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It isn't a Doppler at all.
241
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,948
It's some kind of
ancient alien instrument
242
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:29,660
that Dickie Dobbins found buried
deep beneath the Mojave Desert.
243
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,663
It gave him the ability
to see the future,
244
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the power of absolute certainty.
245
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:39,670
Yeah, man's desire for certainty.
Been kind of a theme lately.
246
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:42,464
But in the end, it killed him.
247
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:46,552
Are you sure he didn't just die
of being, you know, super old?
248
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,387
He was 32!
249
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:53,559
But that's what the thing does to you.
Decays you, twists your soul,
250
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so much so,
that some even come to want to summon...
251
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The creature. What is it?
252
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:04,612
It's a being so terrifying,
it's impossible to even describe!
253
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Face of an eel, arms like giant squids,
254
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classic dragon's body,
255
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:14,079
six wobbly baby giraffe legs,
256
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:19,209
standing an immeasurable 3,097 ft tall.
257
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:23,422
It is Bathasalom, the nameless one!
258
00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:26,675
The nameless one's name is Bathasalom?
259
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,969
Please don't be a dick about this, okay?
260
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:33,807
Oh, my God, the Doppler and the monster.
261
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:37,353
- Bathasalom, the nameless.
- Uh-huh. They are linked!
262
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:41,148
The Doppler has been sending out
these vibrations to it,
263
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,524
waking it up.
264
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:45,319
I'm impressed. You're scroll reading
at a 12th grade level.
265
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:49,281
So, the only way
to make certain it stays buried,
266
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,676
is to destroy the Doppler.
267
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:55,454
Roger sure would have been handy
to have around for all this cosmic crap.
268
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:58,040
He better be doing something
really important.
269
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:08,092
Race and pace and chasten
Make those doggies hasten.
270
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:13,097
Though your chaps are chafe
And got to bring those heifers home.
271
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:18,185
Cow drive.
272
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:23,649
Cow drive.
273
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:27,361
Take 'em in, turn 'em out, round 'em up
rub 'em down, take it off.
274
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,714
Make 'em...
Go to town.
275
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:33,283
Cow drive.
276
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:45,294
Whip-Crack!
277
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,089
- Oh, crap.
- Damn it!
278
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:50,467
All right. Just download an mp3
of a whip and let's go home.
279
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,720
Wait, no, I can do this.
280
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,405
It's defending itself, Steve,
blasting your mind
281
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,782
with the most horrible things imaginable.
282
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It's all over.
283
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:33,135
You don't know how right you are.
284
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:38,015
- No.
- You had it wrong, Steve.
285
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,185
The orb wasn't waking the nameless one.
286
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:44,563
It was the only thing keeping it asleep.
287
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,709
I never was able
to bring myself to destroy it.
288
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,419
But then it showed me.
289
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:52,821
It showed me
that you would do it for me.
290
00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:55,324
And now, thanks to you,
291
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:58,619
Bathasalom rises!
292
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,295
Hey, you've got to admit,
that's sick as hell.
293
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:13,717
What have I done?
294
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:30,734
There's only one true certainty
in this world, Steve,
295
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,904
that eventually, it must end.
296
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:37,574
Why Mr. Storm front?
What's in all this for you?
297
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:42,746
Well, I assume I'll be rewarded
with mighty cosmic power!
298
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:59,263
Natalie, what in the heck
is all that racket out there?
299
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,534
Some kind of behemoth
from beyond time and space, Dr. Buckle.
300
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,560
For the love of Pete!
301
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,700
Oh, thank God! I'm not too late!
302
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,664
No!
303
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,418
- Steve, get in!
- You're alive!
304
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,563
Yeah. After you said
all that crazy stuff,
305
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,630
we decided to pack up the car,
just in case.
306
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:35,799
When we didn't find you
at the TV station...
307
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,801
You came back here to look for me?
308
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:39,678
Of course we did.
309
00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:44,808
We're your family, and that's the one
thing you can always be certain of.
310
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:47,186
I actually voted to leave you behind.
311
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:52,774
Oh, God, it's horrible.
312
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,027
My whipping comeback went horrible.
313
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:58,131
Hang on, gang. The world may be ending,
but the Smiths
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00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,533
will always live on
to have further adventures.
315
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,624
- Or maybe not.
- It's too late.
316
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:12,878
This really is the end of everything.
317
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,495
Does anybody else hear that hum?
318
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,330
Well, here goes nothing.
319
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,460
Looks like I'll be taking my talents
320
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:57,547
to the Buckle Group's
Cash-only Walk-in Urology Center.
321
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,510
I mean.
But you've got to do Channel 3.
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