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It's crab night, baby!
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Boy, do I love crab season.
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Anyone get any meat?
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No.
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That fishmonger at Whole Foods
made a fool of you again.
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God dang it!
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Anyone want to go in
on soup dumplings? I have a code.
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Can't. I have a troop meeting.
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Since when are you involved
with Girl Scouts?
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I've been working
with this down-and-out troop
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for a couple weeks now.
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It's been so fulfilling to give back
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because girls really do face
so many obstacles.
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Never run into that myself.
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Plus, I get to give
the support I never got
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when I was a Girl Scout.
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You were in Girl Scouts?
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I just got my archery badge!
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Uh-huh? I'm busy.
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We just won the big jamboree!
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Can't you see I'm trying
to enjoy this night with my jar?
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I'm quitting Girl Scouts.
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You don't care about it
and neither do I.
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- You're quitting what now?
- Girl Scouts.
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You were in Girl Scouts?
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Yes, I was, but you completely missed it
because you never pay attention to me.
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It's true, Stan. You don't pay attention
to either of your kids.
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If I pay too close attention,
I notice all their faults.
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Like, look at Steve.
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I'm looking at him and all I see
is that scrawny body and little chin.
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He has glasses.
His eyes don't work right.
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And I hate the frames he chose.
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They don't look...
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Oof. This is pretty rough stuff.
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Thankfully, I can retreat
into my rich fantasy life.
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I wonder what it would be like
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to be the wizard Merlin's secretary.
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Running low on quills.
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I know he likes the gray quills.
Says they write more smoothly.
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And if Merlin says they're smooth,
then smooth they are.
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Oh, Merle.
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Steve. Ah!
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I just want to make sure
my robe is back from the launderer. Hmm?
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Got that big soiree
with Lancelot and Arthur tonight.
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The robe?
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Of course! The robe's handled.
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Magical!
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He's constantly daydreaming...
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I forgot the robe!
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And now he's forgotten the robe.
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Good morning, USA
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I got a feeling
that it's gonna be a wonderful day.
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The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face.
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And he's shining a salute
to the American race.
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Oh, boy, it's swell to say.
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Good morning, USA.
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Good morning, US...
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Guess I'm done singing. What did I do?
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You crashed into the flagpole.
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Yes, but don't worry, my car is fine.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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You can't leave, sir.
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- What about him?
- Sir, that's a cat.
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I'm writing you a ticket.
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I'm allowed to crash into the flagpole!
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Tell him, Dimitri.
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Have you been drinking, sir?
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That's just my 'buch.
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I drink six highly-fermented kombuchas
each morning
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to keep my microbiome balanced.
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Ooh. The bad bacteria
is getting the upper hand.
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Let me just get a swig.
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You can't touch me. I outrank you.
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Catch me, Dimitri!
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Stanford Leonard Smith,
you have been charged with...
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One sec. I'm feeling a rumble.
'Buch me, Francine.
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Order!
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Stan Smith, I am sentencing you
to 50 hours of community service.
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What? First a police officer
tells me what to do,
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and now a judge?
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Your assignment is to clean
the outhouses at the rodeo.
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No!
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You don't have to freak out. I'm not
married to the whole rodeo thing.
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What you got?
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There's a Girl Scout troop
I could help with.
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Mmm. Mama likey!
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Okay. Adjourned.
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'Buch me!
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People think judges are so mean.
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But all you have to do
is catch them after lunch.
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Dad, I'm so excited you're finally
doing Girl Scouts with me.
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Okay, let me introduce you to our troop.
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This is Lizzy.
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- Whatever.
- Dana.
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I'm not going to remember that.
I'm not here to make friends.
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I'm here to not clean outhouses.
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I'll be napping for a week
while you do dumb girly stuff.
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Dad, Girl Scouts isn't
all what you call "girly stuff."
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We do empowering things
like camping, archery...
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People or targets?
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Well, targets, of course.
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Snooze.
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Plus, robotics and engineering.
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Lizzy, why don't you show
new troop leader Smith your robot?
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Meh. That's no Johnny 5.
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We're rehearsing our skit
for the jamboree.
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Do you want to see it before your nap?
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Look, little birdie,
this here is not my scene.
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So you can tweet-tweet all you want to.
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I'm still gonna sleep-sleep
all I want to.
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Steve,
did you shower after gym?
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No. My trick is to sneak in
after the final bell
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and shower when it's empty.
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A luxurious rub-a-dub-dub.
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Clean Steve will smell real nice.
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Clean Steve, preventing lice.
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Thank you for helping with
our possum problem in the locker room.
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I can't believe we found
so many all-female exterminators.
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And on Bring Your Teenage Daughter
to Work Day.
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Hold on.
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Sounds like one of those possums
is doing a little rub-a-dub-dub.
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Oh, my God!
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Drink it in, ladies.
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Oof, more rough stuff.
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Time for a trip to Camelot.
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- What?
- I'm so sorry this is last minute,
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but can you clean Merlin's robe?
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No, we close at 4:30.
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But Merlin needs the robe today.
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30 is miller time.
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It's when I meet the miller down
at the inn and get drunk on Coors Light.
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Coors Light?
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Here's an opportunity for you
to support the girls,
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and you were just
sleeping through it again.
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I am glad this is your last day.
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I was waiting and waiting,
and I hear a knock.
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A knock, a knock on the door.
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But it was my mom.
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I was washing the dishes
and reading the newspaper
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when I hear a knock, a knock,
a knock on the door.
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But it was the mailman.
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I opened the door. It was...
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Cecilia and Tanya!
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What? Oh, my God.
It was four girls the whole time.
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I thought it was just two girls.
But it was four.
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Did you know? How are you sitting?
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Rise.
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Congratulations on participating.
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What? They didn't take first?
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Oh, I get it.
You're saying girls can't be funny.
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Dad, be quiet.
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Now you're telling me what to do?
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I'm making a connection.
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I got it.
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Girls are told by society
what they can and can't do.
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Just like I was told
I couldn't crash into the flagpole.
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Hayley, have you ever
stopped to consider
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what it would be like to live
as a woman?
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The challenges they face.
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Dad, that's what I...
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Not now. The stars are coming.
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Even though I completed
my 50 hours of service,
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I'm going to stick around and
do everything I can to help my girls.
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Your girls?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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I know that being a man
and leading this troop of future She-EOs
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is intrinsically problematic,
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so I'm not here to talk.
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I'm here to listen. Hayley.
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Today we're going to finish up
our keepsake pillows.
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- Take...
- One second. I don't want to interrupt
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because I know men tend to interrupt.
But ew! Making pillows?
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These girls shouldn't be sewing pillows
like homemakers.
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They should be making pills
like scientists,
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the biggest pills
the world has ever seen.
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Pills the size of pillows
that kill the craziest diseases.
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Girls, if you didn't have
Hayley's glass ceiling in your way,
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what would you do?
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- Pony camp?
- Pony camp!
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That sounds fun!
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No, ponies are still small horses.
You need to think big.
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I would go to the National Girl Scouts.
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Robotics Convention
in Baraboo, Wisconsin
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and compete for the golden beret.
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Holy!
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That's it.
I don't know what it is, but it's it.
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Whoa, whoa! I think
we're getting ahead of ourselves.
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Hayley, are you mansplaining to me?
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Women can't mansplain.
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Wow, you've got a whole long list
of things women can't do.
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Girls, we are going
to go to that convention.
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We are going to win that beret,
and I'm going to look great in it.
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Yay!
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I get it.
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But we don't even have
enough money to make dues right now.
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Maybe if we bring in
enough from cookie sales?
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- Cookies?
- Girl Scout cookies.
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Your big idea is cookies?
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Oh, like little Suzy homemaker,
baking for the boys.
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Why don't we just put
them in skirts, Hayley?
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That's what we do.
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Oh, my God!
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If we're gonna make money,
we need to saturate the market
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with something
that shatters gender norms.
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That sketch proved
your strong suit is legs.
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What other legs are there?
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Crab legs, spider legs,
piano legs, turkey legs.
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Turkey legs?
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Yes, that's it. Turkey legs.
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Great big ones you get at the fair.
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That idea gets
my approving laughter as well.
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I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
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I'm a bitch and a boss
I'ma shine like gloss
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I'm a bitch, I'm a boss.
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We're not basting fast enough.
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Don't worry, troop leader Smith.
I built something to help.
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Lizzy, you're a genius.
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This will make production twice as fast.
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Could we let the arm do
the turkey-killing so we don't have to?
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No, hand strangling
is a big part of our brand.
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I'm a bitch and a boss
I'ma shine like gloss
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I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
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I'm a bitch and a boss
I'ma shine like gloss
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I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
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I'm a bitch and a boss
I'ma shine like gloss
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I'm a bitch, I'm a boss.
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That was a disaster.
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We didn't even sell a single leg.
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You just kept handing money
back and forth with one customer.
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Yeah, I'm afraid what happened there
was a classic quick-change scam.
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He took me for $1,600.
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Only one person is rich enough
to drive that close to buildings.
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Filibuster Q Jorgenson.
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The car wash magnate of Langley.
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And he's here to make a deal.
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You want to buy all the turkey legs?
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No, the legs are disgusting.
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But the boys down at the dock say
that you've got an arm. A robot arm.
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I want to buy the patent, and I'm in
the mood to spend a lot of money on it.
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Can you pay me in LaserCoin?
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It's a highly-volatile cryptocurrency.
Can't lose.
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Okay.
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Deal. We're going to Baraboo!
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I'ma keep that boo going
for our hater-in-chief, Hayley.
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This is for exposing yourself
to my aunt!
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She worked so hard to become
the family's first female exterminator!
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She's a trailblazer!
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00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:47,909
It's working!
250
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,453
Oh, no, no, no, no!
251
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,353
These were iron-ons?
252
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,398
Wow. I expected more
from a robe made by...
253
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:55,941
H&M?
254
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:03,675
You want me to hack into the troop's
LaserCoin account and drain the funds?
255
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:04,676
Why?
256
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:07,721
So that Dad will look like a failure
and leave the troop in shame.
257
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,806
But won't that hurt the girls?
258
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:10,891
Only at first.
259
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,601
It'll be way worse if Dad takes them
260
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,811
all the way to nationals
and humiliates them.
261
00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:17,463
May I articulate a theme here?
262
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,900
Are you sure you're not
jealous of the girls?
263
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,985
Stan has been showing them
the love and support
264
00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:24,362
you never received
when you were a Girl Scout.
265
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:27,556
Perhaps this is why you feel
the need to sabotage them.
266
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,117
That's ridiculous!
267
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,685
I'm doing this for those little bitches.
268
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:35,606
Well, let's get Jurgen to hack them.
I don't know anything about computers.
269
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,321
Oh, no.
270
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,841
Did you lose all your LaserCoin money?
271
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:49,513
No, we're crying
because you betrayed us.
272
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,015
Lizzy here just earned
her hacking badge.
273
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:55,310
She hack-blocked your hack
and traced it back to you.
274
00:13:55,334 --> 00:14:00,065
You are banished from troop 7307.
275
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,632
What?
276
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:07,113
I said, you're dead to us.
277
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,240
We hope you die.
278
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,909
Don't come back or show your face to us.
279
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,118
We hope you die.
280
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:14,937
Don't come back or show your face to us.
281
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,981
- Oh, yeah!
- Oh, yeah!
282
00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,836
One more time.
283
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,796
- Quiet style.
- Quiet style.
284
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,656
Hayley's dead to us.
285
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:34,140
Okay, if we're going to win
the Golden Beret,
286
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,142
we need to make our robot deadly.
287
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,520
- Or useful.
- Useful for killing?
288
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,212
How about a robot that cleans up?
289
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,649
The bodies of your enemies.
290
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:45,634
- No, like, your house.
- Like a Roomba!
291
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,928
Why didn't you just say that, Lizzy?
292
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,116
But what's the problem with Roombas?
293
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,869
They can't get over door jambs,
no kill features.
294
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,687
We're going to fix that
with this troop's bread and butter.
295
00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:58,022
Legs!
296
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,044
Has someone been using my basketball?
297
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:06,798
Because I heard the distinct sound
of someone dribbling my basketball.
298
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,925
We haven't touched your basketball.
299
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:10,576
Well, don't.
300
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,512
What's this nerd scribble?
301
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,914
That's the robot
we're designing for nationals.
302
00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:19,668
"That's the robot." Oh!
Get a life, Lizzy.
303
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,463
You wanna build something?
Build a boyfriend.
304
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,108
Back off my girls, Hayley.
305
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,110
Your girls? Ha!
306
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:30,804
You may have gotten lucky, Dad,
but the tables are about to turn.
307
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,034
What's wrong with Hayley?
308
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:37,078
Is she going through menopause,
or did she get her first period?
309
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,163
She's probably mad
310
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,397
you were never into Girl Scouts
when she did it.
311
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,941
Hayley was a Girl Scout?
312
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,116
No competition in sight.
313
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:53,869
The Golden Beret is pretty much ours.
314
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,705
Her Majesty.
315
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:03,921
We have a late entry. Troop 1622.
316
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,692
Troop 1622, present for competition.
317
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,486
What the hell are you doing here?
318
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,989
Where'd you get that bot? Roger, did you
have sex with a robot maker?
319
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,808
I'm like, eight years old,
you sick.
320
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:19,353
Robots,
to the competition ring!
321
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:48,924
Damn it. Mr. Belvedere himself
couldn't do it better.
322
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,946
The world is facing disconnect
due to globalization.
323
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:56,199
How would you foster
a greater sense of oneness?
324
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,368
Hate turns to anger.
325
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,227
Anger leads to fear.
326
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,730
Fear leads to suffering.
327
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,168
Come on, she's got to be cheating.
328
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,986
There's probably a parrot in there.
329
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,488
Spider Bot, same question.
330
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:15,409
Destroy dust, annihilate grime.
331
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,477
What's alarming about Steve's case
is that even in his fantasies,
332
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,378
he remains under extreme duress.
333
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:31,258
We may need to think about medication
and even institutionalization.
334
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,053
Do you understand what that means,
Steve?
335
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,305
Steve.
336
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:41,185
I can't believe I found a seamstress
who could remake the robe in time.
337
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,997
Oh, no, these are the wrong moons!
338
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,206
These are waning.
339
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,208
Merlin only wears waxing.
340
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,960
It's over. I'm done!
341
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,628
He's going to turn me into a newt.
342
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:53,739
Steve, I've come for my robe.
343
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,034
Looks great. Thanks, Steve.
344
00:17:57,159 --> 00:18:00,120
I can't believe he didn't notice.
345
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:05,060
What a day it's been
in the life of Merlin's secretary.
346
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,687
Oh, and, Steve,
what's the ETA on that salad?
347
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:10,899
- Salad?
- My salad.
348
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:15,904
The salad! The salad!
The salad! The salad!
349
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,615
A salad does sound good.
350
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,575
There's a new salad place
across the street.
351
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,160
- Great.
- They even give you
352
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,727
a free piece of pita bread.
353
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,605
Finally, a good therapist.
354
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,609
And the Golden Beret goes to...
355
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,447
Troop 7307 and their Spider Bot!
356
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,492
Yay!
357
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:42,222
Dana, come here. Tanya. Where's Lizzy?
358
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:45,266
Dad, we won the Golden Beret
with my invention!
359
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:48,293
Not now, Lizzy.
I'm ordering socks online.
360
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:52,339
What? How could he not care?
361
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,551
How could he ignore
his amazing, gifted daughter?
362
00:18:56,051 --> 00:19:00,639
Oh, my God, I...
I'm making a connection.
363
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:12,985
Close enough.
364
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,947
I have something to say
that I should have said a long time ago.
365
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:21,577
Hayley, I never gave you the support
and encouragement you deserve.
366
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,204
You're a great kid.
367
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,417
Troop 7307 forfeits.
368
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:32,355
This award belongs to you, Hayley.
369
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:33,505
Thanks, Dad.
370
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,052
That's not yours to give away!
371
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:42,740
Lizzy, look, someday you'll understand
when you have a daughter.
372
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:45,994
Or your dad will understand when
he goes through an adventure like mine.
373
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,979
Spider Bot, activate kill mode.
374
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,818
She gave it a kill mode.
375
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,570
Protect us, Butler Bot!
376
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:15,005
Hayley, aim for the small square
on its undercarriage.
377
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,441
That's its weak spot.
378
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,984
Why would you make a weak spot?
379
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,111
It was going to be
a frozen yogurt dispenser,
380
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,804
but Lizzy over-promised again
and ran out of time.
381
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:27,745
I can't do it.
382
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,662
You take the shot.
You're the weapons expert.
383
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:31,230
But you're the scout.
384
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,148
I believe in you, Hayley.
385
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,780
Deactivate kill mode.
386
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,698
It's not even worth it.
387
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:45,244
Come on, Spider Bot. Let's go home.
388
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,016
You want me to pull that out?
389
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,751
Probably not.
It might be keeping me alive.
390
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:56,981
Ooh, man, I haven't run that fast
since I ran track in high school.
391
00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:58,882
You ran track in high school?
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