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Some Cheerios, little bit of Kix,
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a ton of Bran Flakes,
since nobody's gonna miss this garbage.
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Is it my hangover
or does it smell like ass in here?
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You're smelling my entry
for the Young Entrepreneurs Contest.
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Winning will make colleges
super horny for me.
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Steve, you don't have to go to college.
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You can just buy the sweatshirts.
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I mean, this one has my vomit on it,
but you get the idea.
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My product is homemade ethanol
people can use instead of gas.
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Okay, have fun. Mommy's gonna go
pass out in the bathtub.
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Can you sign
this parental supervision form?
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Principal Lewis promises
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he won't use your signature
to steal your identity this time.
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Isn't this parent stuff
usually Stan territory?
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- You're my parent as much as him, right?
- Probably more.
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I'll give it the old John Handycock.
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- What's next?
- Nothing.
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You can go back
to nursing your hangover.
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All right, parenting accomplished.
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Now to accomplish some electricianing.
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- Mom, I really don't think you should...
- Steve,
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I have an electrical engineering
sweatshirt from MIT.
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Mom, are you okay?
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Let's find out.
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My God.
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I think my wrist is pregnant.
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Good morning, USA
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I got a feeling
That it's gonna be a wonderful day
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The sun in the sky
Has a smile on his face
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And he's shining a salute
To the American race
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Boy, it's swell to say
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Good morning, USA
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Good morning, USA
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- What the hell?
- It's me, Stan.
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And I'm finally fixing
that dang shingle.
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No way. This I gotta see.
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After years of procrastination,
this pesky shingle shall be fixed.
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The shingle.
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Fixed.
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I never thought this day would come.
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When our grandchildren ask
where you were at this moment,
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you can say you were slightly
in the way.
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It's a big day for me too, actually.
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Steve chose me to be the parental
supervisor for his school project.
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Francine,
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Steve only chose you because
he knows you won't challenge him.
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- What do you mean?
- Well, it's like I'm the tough teacher
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and you're the easy A.
The "A" is for "absentee parent."
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Stan, jealousy
is a terrible look on you.
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Okay, you go supervise then.
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Okay, I will.
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Hey, watch it!
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Where are you numbskulls
off to in such a rush?
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Like anyone with a pulse, Francine,
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the three of us are huge fans of iconic
watermelon-smashing comedian Gallagher.
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- Isn't Gallagher dead?
- What? No, are you crazy?
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So, when we heard the G-man's tour bus
was passing through town,
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of course we dropped everything
to cheer him on.
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I was supposed to have
an emergency appendectomy.
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Who cares? We're wasting time.
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To the street corner where Gallagher's
tour bus will briefly pass by.
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Prepare to be supervised!
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That's basically another word for help.
I looked it up.
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No!
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My ethanol isn't fermenting right.
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There should be carbon dioxide bubbles
coming out of the airlock.
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- Why aren't you bubbling?
- Bubbles are easy.
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We'll just blow into the jug
with a big old straw or...
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I got this, Mom.
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You can get back to doing...
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Honestly, anything else
besides helping me. Dealer's choice.
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But I wanna help.
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But you already
signed my supervision form
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and you clicked the pen closed.
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You must be exhausted.
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- Let me help or I rip this up.
- Fine.
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I know work that will keep you busy.
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You can help me by hammering this entire
box of nails into an old wood block.
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- And the nail hammering is for...
- The ethanol.
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- To make it...
- Better?
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And making the ethanol better
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will help you win your contest.
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Then I better get to work!
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Man, is there anything
better than waiting
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for a comedian to drive by you on a bus?
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But Gallagher's ten hours late.
I hope he's okay.
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Your watch stopped two weeks ago, babe.
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- I thought time stopped.
- Shut up, shut up, shut up.
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He has arrived.
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There he goes,
off to Massapequa, Long Island
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to dazzle his next crowd
at Chucklez comedy club.
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Look! The bus pooped out a suitcase.
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Gallagher's famous mallet.
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No! We have to get it back to him
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so he can smash melons
and make the world a better place.
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Hey, Stan! Shingle's looking great!
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I can see why this is such an important
part of whatever it is Steve's doing.
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Don't blame this on Francine.
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You promised me free ethanol
for the Second-Base Mobile.
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That's what I'm calling my truck now.
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There is no ethanol!
It's not fermenting right.
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And Mom's down there driving me crazy.
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I specifically asked her to supervise
because I wanted to do it alone.
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But she's the one hammering nails
into wood to make the ethanol better.
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- Didn't that work?
- Why would that work?
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It's obviously busy work to keep her
away from my real project.
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Obviously.
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So let's keep Mom hammering away.
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'Cause if she gets any more involved,
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she'll turn my project into
a freaking I Love Lucy episode.
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Totally. Everything will be
in black and white.
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So boring.
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I can't believe
Steve thinks so little of me.
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But if I could get his jug bubbling
for him, then he'd think so lot of me!
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All right...
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Bottles don't bubble till you open them.
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No! No, no, no!
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Wah!
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Resistance is futile, shingle.
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My baby! What happened to you?
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Mom!
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I've been out of town
the last eight hours. What did I miss?
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Yeah? Where'd you go?
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Um...
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Alibi-opia?
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- Mom?
- I was trying to help.
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You ruined my ethanol and now
I have no product for my contest.
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I don't have a comeback to that!
You're winning this fight.
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Smells like a party down there.
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I vote we switch topics to whatever
the hell Klaus is talking about.
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I'm talking about this beer, baby.
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That isn't beer, Klaus.
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You must be smelling
my shattered dreams.
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No, I admit I'm terrible at
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many, many, many things.
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But my nose is never wrong.
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And I know just the dudes to prove it.
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Steve and Francine, meet my beer boys.
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I met them in an Uber Pool
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and joined their trivia team
at the brew pub.
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We always cheat.
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Please skip ahead
to anything at all relevant.
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Fine, I guess we're in a big rush.
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Tony "The Tongue" is an expert taster.
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This is definitely beer.
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And Meg here can gauge
the alcohol content of any beer
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by how it affects her motor skills.
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Feeling loose.
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Everyone's getting more attractive.
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Thinking about calling my ex.
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Coachella!
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Over 8% alcohol.
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My project turned into beer? How?
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That's a question for The Professor,
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a beer nerd who got fired from
Dow Chemical for being constantly drunk.
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If my calculations are correct,
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wild yeast on this dirty laundry
altered the fermentation process,
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turning this liquid into beer.
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English please, Einstein.
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What he said is,
I didn't ruin your project,
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I made beer.
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Beer was already invented, Mom.
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I'm never gonna win that contest
and it's all your fault!
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Well, I screwed up parenting.
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Back to wondering if that guy
was the security guard
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that threw me out of Best Buy
a few years back.
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I was.
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Knew it. Now let's get tanked!
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Careful, babe!
We've got to get Gallagher
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his hammer back in one piece.
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Maybe it'd be safer
if I just held the mallet.
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Whoa.
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Should we smash some fruit
with this bad boy?
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I mean, we're holding Thor's hammer.
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We gotta take it out for a spin.
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How we doing on time, Jeff?
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We're five hours away
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and Gallagher's show
isn't till tomorrow,
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so how much hours is night?
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We got time.
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I'll just do a quick search
of nearby fruit stores, and...
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Wait. Who says this thing
can only smash fruit?
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I'm suggesting we smash other things.
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What's this weird feeling?
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- I'm not hungover!
- What?
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I got completely loaded
on that beer last night,
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but I feel great!
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I have a new feeling
My head isn't pounding
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A brand new sensation
On which I'm expounding
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No dry mouth No dry heaves
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No vomiting blunders
I'm not hungover
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I'm hungunder
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Is "hungunder" even a word?
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Opposite of a hangover.
Don't overthink it.
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I'm not sweating through bras
And my thinking's not flawed
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Not hugging a toilet
Making fake deals with God
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Not under the covers
With brain torn asunder
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I'm not hungover
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I'm hungunder
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The sun's my warm buddy not mortal enemy
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That loud crow I shot at
Is now a friend to me
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The world's new again
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I'm so full of wonder
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I'm not hungover
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I'm hungunder
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Sorry, couch. Don't need you today.
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You neither, big, warm blanket.
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00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,485
Hey, Law & Order reruns,
didn't you hear?
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I'm not hungover,
even though I got totally smashed!
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Yo, Hayley Smith here
with Gallagher's hammer
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The lord of the manor
The watermelon slammer
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My smash pursuits don't stop at fruits
Roger, set me up some melon substitutes
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- A lamp!
- Smash!
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- A toilet.
- Smash!
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- A tuba.
- Smash!
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- A computer.
- Smash!
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- A paint can.
- Smash!
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- A snowman.
- Smash!
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- A smaller mallet.
- Smash!
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We got totally smashed
Without consequences
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On top of the world despite our offenses
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And somehow our bellies
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Aren't gurgling like thunder
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We're not hungover
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We're not hungover
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We're hungunder
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- Well?
- Well, what?
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You can get drunk easier?
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You still ruined my product
for the contest.
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Don't you see?
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- Hangunder Beer is the perfect product.
- Mom, no.
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I know you're mad at me, but listen.
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For thousands of years,
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man has dreamed
of getting totally shithoused
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without paying the piper.
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We made that dream come true.
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Maybe you're right.
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But we need more beer for the judges.
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We can make more, as long as
you didn't wash that dirty laundry.
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God, no. I just put it back
in everybody's drawers like normal.
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Rest up, big guy. Soon you'll be back
to smashing watermelons with the king.
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Wait, we never smashed a watermelon!
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We had one chance to look God
straight in the eye and we blew it.
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Or is he giving us a second chance?
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Open the door.
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Sammy Sosa!
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Boiled cereal water.
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Dirty laundry.
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I'll avoid boring you all
with science jargon and just say,
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beer is happening now!
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Ladies and gentlemen, Hangunder Beer
is officially entered in the contest.
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All right, all right, all right!
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Lewis said the judges need some ASAP.
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Thanks, Mom.
I couldn't have done this without you.
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Anytime, honey.
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We'll finish making the beer.
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You go practice acting surprised
for when they say you win.
258
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,643
Great idea! You're on fire, Mom.
259
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,769
Wow.
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00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:59,607
So this is what it feels like
to be there for your son
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when he needs help.
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A present parent.
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00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,906
I don't feel good all of a sudden.
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00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,157
Me neither.
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Nausea, sweating, head pounding.
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00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:16,582
If I didn't know better,
I'd say I was hungover.
267
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:23,088
But all we drank was
that first batch of Hangunder Beer.
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00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,424
No. No, no, no.
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00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,551
This beer doesn't not give hangovers.
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It gives delayed hangovers,
really bad ones.
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00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,766
We can't give this to the judges.
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00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:36,560
I have a reputation to uphold.
273
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,813
Did I tell you I'm planning
to run for city comptroller next year?
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00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:42,316
But if I pull the plug on this,
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00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:46,070
I may never get a chance
to do another project with Steve.
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00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,197
We still can't let people
drink this crap.
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00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,158
But the hangover takes time to kick in.
278
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,494
I say we send beer to the judges
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00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:56,246
and hope Steve wins
before they get sick.
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00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,875
Isn't that a tad morally reprehensible?
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00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,253
Just a tad. That's why it's okay.
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00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,219
If you're looking
for Francine and Steve,
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00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,303
they're at the school.
284
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,764
There you go. Right in there.
285
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:20,562
I got so drunk off this beer last night,
I pooped in the catbox.
286
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,523
But I don't have the slightest hangover.
287
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:24,858
I made us all
a 6:00 a.m. tee time tomorrow,
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00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:26,902
since we'll never be hungover again.
289
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,738
Should we just give
Beer Kid first place now,
290
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:33,158
so we can all go home
and gorge ourselves on potato salad?
291
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,911
Hear that, Mom? We're a shoo-in!
292
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:40,290
You know, I didn't expect this,
but you and me, we're a great team.
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00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:43,002
- It feels good.
- It feels so good.
294
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:49,216
What a mom. Runs off
to make sure I get all the credit.
295
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,594
Everyone, shut up!
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00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,847
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
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00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:57,433
Before we get to the part of the show
you care about,
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00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,811
our weird monster kid is gonna sing
the national anthem.
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00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:06,483
O say
300
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:10,154
Can you...
301
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:14,450
Hurry up, Billy,
before the judges get sick.
302
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,578
See...
303
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,249
Tape doesn't work. Neither do staples.
304
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,293
Even banging the two
mallet pieces together
305
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,295
really, really hard doesn't
do the trick.
306
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,797
Hurry, hurry!
Gallagher's show is starting any minute!
307
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,842
It starts at 7:30, Hayley.
It's not just any minute.
308
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,343
It's not some random time.
309
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:40,392
Smash it! Smash it!
Smash it! Smash it!
310
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:44,354
Smash it! Smash it! Smash it! Smash it!
311
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:49,026
Smash it! Smash it! Smash it! Smash it!
312
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,653
Aim for the melon!
313
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:52,988
I am! I am!
314
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,661
Gallagher smashed himself!
315
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,289
The final act of a genius!
316
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:08,504
My God. Gallagher is dead.
317
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,840
Don't be sad.
Jeff's van is the new Gallagher!
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00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,681
Okay, thank you for watching
319
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,351
Money Never Sleeps with me.
320
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,644
I didn't wanna watch it alone
321
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,604
because I was worried
the money couldn't sleep
322
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,689
because there were monsters around.
323
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,442
If y'all are afraid of monsters too,
let me hear a "what-what!"
324
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,736
- What-what!
- What-what!
325
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,989
Has anyone seen a fish
and a super-duper hot blonde lady?
326
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,157
Shh!
327
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:43,539
What the hell is going on?
328
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,125
Hangunder Beer isn't safe.
329
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:50,712
It gives delayed hangovers
that are a thousand times worse.
330
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,423
No. We gotta get you help.
331
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:57,302
Wait a second. Did you know this
when you gave it to the judges?
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00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,596
I'm sorry.
333
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,474
I thought if you didn't win,
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00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:05,144
you'd never let me do anything
with you again.
335
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:09,523
- Mom.
- I know. I screwed up.
336
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:12,734
No, I mean we need
to get you back on your feet
337
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,529
so you can supervise me
across the finish line.
338
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:21,410
Well, you can start by opening
this child-proof aspirin.
339
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,495
It's fin-proof, too.
340
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:28,876
And now, the finalists for this year's
Young Entrepreneurs Club Contest.
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00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,836
First up, Mertz,
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00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:34,715
who made basketball sneakers filled
with helium that let you jump higher.
343
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,550
I'm gonna bully a bird!
344
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:39,469
Next, Blanche, who has a clarinet.
345
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,139
I don't know if it's her invention,
but it sounds pretty.
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00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:44,141
And last but not least...
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00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,768
It's me, Steve Smith,
the guy who made the beer you all love.
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00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,688
- Let's do the trophy thing and bounce.
- Sure, why not?
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00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,398
And the winner is...
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00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:55,277
Steve "Mothertruckin'" Smith!
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00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,408
I am so thrilled to win this award.
352
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:02,534
Hold on!
353
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:07,372
Something up here
suddenly made all of us sick.
354
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,416
But what could it be?
355
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,837
The obvious culprit is...
356
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,255
Blanche!
357
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,841
Her clarinet music grossed us out.
358
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:21,136
Or maybe just seeing her
wet the reed grossed us out.
359
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:29,353
As I was saying, I'm thrilled to win,
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00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:33,148
but I'm even more excited
to do it with my mom.
361
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,150
Don't be gross. You know what I mean.
362
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,360
I love you, Mom.
363
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,785
Steve? My head's stuck.
364
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:51,083
Yes! Take that, shingle.
Ya got fixed, son.
365
00:20:59,407 --> 00:21:01,407
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