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Excuse me, miss.
Is everything all right?
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Oh, yes, Mr. Dowling.
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I'm just taking notes
on your circa 1970's corner sink
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and the silver hardware
on your tiddly-widdly.
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- Swimmer? Is she?
- Swimmer. Yeah.
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Yes! She looks like it.
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- Shoulders.
- Yes.
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- Classic.
- Oh!
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- Oh, she was a beautiful dog.
- Oh, yeah.
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Oh!
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"Storms make trees take deeper roots."
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Oh, it's just a little Dolly Parton saying
that I find helpful.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.
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What, so the roots nestle in?
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Yeah, like, um... you know?
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- And the trunk thickens up?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, I like that.
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Ooh, um...
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You've got a lovely two-bed, one-bath,
one car time warp
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and I have valued it highly.
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So you will definitely get
your refinancing for your family.
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- Thank you.
- Look, I've gotta go. I'm just...
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I've got a big office party tonight,
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and I've gotta get dolled up
and, you know...
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But thank you so much
for sharing your life story.
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It was my whole life story.
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- It really was. Yep.
- It's cathartic, sharing.
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Franny, I'm gonna have
to meet you in there.
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I've only just finished my last valuation.
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It's dress up.
You know you've got to dress up?
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I know. Yeah, I know, I know.
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- Well, who are you coming as?
- Who do you think?
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- Are you okay, red?
- Well, just... I can't run.
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My fitness is just not up there.
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Whoopsie!
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- Hello, Dolly.
- G'day.
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Francis?
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I'm gonna kill you.
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I don't wanna be a joke, franny.
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I wanna be taken seriously,
for swear word's sake!
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I can't get anywhere
when I look ridiculous.
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Okay, well, the outfit doesn't help that.
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- Oh, come on red, loosen up.
- Don't tell me to loosen up.
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I am loose! I am loose!
I hate you right now.
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Well, do you wanna sneak out of here?
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- Well, I'm not a coward.
- Okay, so what are we doing?
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Come on.
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How do you feel?
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Well...
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Before you killed me,
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I was feeling like a, you know,
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frothy, talented, successful Dolly Parton.
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Okay, everybody, everybody!
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Welcome to the Presley property awards.
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And first up, our very special guest,
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the king himself, Elvis!
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J“ return to sender j“
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j“ return to sender j“
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j“ I gave a letter to the postman j“
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j“ he put it in his sack j“
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j“ bright and early next morning j“
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j“ he brought my letter back j“
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j“ she wrote upon it j“
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j“ return to sender j“
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j“ address unknown j“
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j“ no such numberj'
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j“ no such zone j“
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j“ and if it comes back
the very next day j“
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j“ then I'll understand j“
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j“ for writing on it j“
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j“ return to sender j“
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yeah. Yeah!
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J“ address unknown j“
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j“ no such numberj'
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j“ no such zone... j“
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the most outstanding valuer is... Lionel!
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Whoo!
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Thank you. Thank you.
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- I'm gonna get that next year.
- Mm-hmm.
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And the last award tonight
is a crowd-pleaser. Bit of fun.
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She's had a wobbly start to the job
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but I'm excited to announce
the office clown award goes to...
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Raylene "red" Delaney.
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I didn't know about this bit.
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And tonight,
she didn't disappoint.
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Oh, hello!
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- Didn't want that one!
- Taxi!
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Um...
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It's my first award, ever.
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And I would like to thank my mom
for giving me this clown head.
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J“ Jolene, Jolene j“
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J“ Jolene, Jolene... j“
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Well...
There are two kinds of people.
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Those who know how to have a good time...
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And those who are willin' to learn.
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For the second group,
let me introduce myself.
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My name is Dolly and I'm your teacher.
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Yee-ha!
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I'd like to invite
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our esteemed boss, Forbes Presley,
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up onto the dance floor
with his beautiful wife.
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- Come on!
- Come on.
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I'd like to sing
a little somethin' for you.
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J“ tumble out of bed
and I stumble to the kitchen j“
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j“ pour myself a cup of ambition j“
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j“ and yawn and stretch
and trying to get my fix j“
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j“ jump in the shower
and the blood starts pumpin' j“
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j“ out on the street
the traffic starts jumpin' j“
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j“ and folks like me on the job
from eight-thirty 'til six! J"
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j“ workin' nine to five,
what a way to make a livin' j“
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j“ barely gettin' by j“
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j“ it's all takin' and no givin' j“
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j“ they just use your mind j“
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j“ and they never give you credit j“
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j“ it's enough to drive you j“
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j“ crazy if you let it j“
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j“ nine to five j”
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j“ well, they've got you
where they want you j“
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j“ there's a better life j“
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j“ and you think about it, don't you j“
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j“ it's a rich man's game j“
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j“ no matter what they call it j“
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j“ and you spend your life j“
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j“ putting money in his wallet j“
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Kenny Rogers.
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He's our most successful client.
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We're gearing up for his Australasia tour.
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Twin palms theatre, Hong Kong, et cetera.
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Oh, twin palms? My mom loves that theatre.
It's pretty impressive.
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Well, if his show sells out, we'll go
to the usa, which I'm gunning for.
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Oh, yeah.
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How long you been performing Dolly?
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Oh, no. Golly, no.
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Just mucking around. But, um...
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- Tonight was just an unfortunate mistake.
- Yeah, right.
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Well, it took guts,
especially with those people.
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It's the bland leading the bland in there.
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No offense.
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I thought you did all right.
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Cheers.
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I'd watch that one.
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Kenny's performing
at the tamworth country music festival.
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You should come.
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- Oh, no.
- Bring Dolly.
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You know, only if you like being
an unfortunate mistake.
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Good night.
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Welcome to my own little Tennessee cabin.
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Oh, come on, baby. Come on.
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Come on.
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Okay.
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- Darling Dolly...
- Yeah?
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- You're a straight-up fantasy.
- Oh... okay.
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I gotta be honest with ya, Dolly.
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- I hate these orange pants.
- Oh.
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Take them off,
you'd be close to perfection.
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- Yeah, okay.
- Uh, shh, shh!
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As Dolly.
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Oh, howdy doody.
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Well, my pants are comin' off.
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Bathroom. Back in a sec.
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Raylene! Not on my beautiful grass!
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Who is that?
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Elvis Presley.
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Oh, it was that good, was it?
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Mom, please stop looking me out.
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It's one o'clock in the morning.
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You chose to live in the garage.
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Bloody ridiculous.
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There are two kinds of people.
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Those who know how to have a good time...
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And those who are just trying.
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Put your gown on.
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Nothing wrong with being comfortable
in your skin, darling.
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Au nature/le.
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Just wish I looked
a little bit more professional.
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You are a beautiful sunburnt mushroom.
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Um, thanks, mom.
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It's not what I'm going for,
but... thanks.
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Hurry up!
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You're late. Hopeless.
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I mean, look at her.
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All that nylon,
it'll make your snatch sick.
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Oh, come on.
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Well, they say natural perfection
isn't everything.
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Perfection is a bitch,
and do we have to be beautiful?
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Because it's not easy
and it's not my preference.
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Could I get a word, Raylene?
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Yes, you may.
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Just get my cup of ambition.
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- So?
- Who do you remind me of?
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Scarlett Johansson.
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- No.
- Hmm.
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Raylene, I...
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I have grounds to fire you
for sexual harassment.
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Sorry?
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Sexual harassment.
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- 'Cause I was touching crotches?
- Many.
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#metoo. Too many crotches.
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I'm sorry. I've got
this impulse-control problem.
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No, it's not
just about last night, Raylene.
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Your behavior has been inappropriate
prior to last night, also.
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Listen, you're not bad at putting a value
on a property.
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It's just the whole rest of the job
that... you're a mess.
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You know, in business,
you need to need to be a shiny,
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professional house-and-land package,
and you're like a...
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- Converted garage?
- Yes.
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Honestly, you don't really fit in
in any office, red.
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I mean, you're late every single day.
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You lost your driver's license
when half the job is driving,
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and you had whiskey
with that little old lady at the auction.
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But she was so lonely! She hadn't spoken
to anyone in two weeks!
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If you wanna stay here,
you need to shut down.
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- Shut myself down?
- Mm-hmm. Yep.
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Tuck yourself in.
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Okay, it's too much copper,
which is why we're red,
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and why we're highly charged
and why we bleed lots.
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It's like bed them, or Bury them alive
is what the ancient Egyptians used to do.
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I don't care about your hair, red.
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Please, Forbes.
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I can fit in.
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And I can tuck in. I can tuck right in
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- and I'd never bring up the size of...
- You're fired.
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You're like the love child
of Mick hucknall and Ronald McDonald,
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if they banged.
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- I quit.
- Excuse me?
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This is a circus and you're the freak.
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You can't fire me, because I quit!
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Shit.
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Ooh! Ooh, shit! Oh!
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Tuck that shit in!
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J“ Omaha honey
had a hold on a hell of a thing j“
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j“ down in a hollo, every evening
you can hear her sing j“
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j“ she said funky, but showed me
the Tulsa turnaround j“
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j“ stepped on my toes,
turned me on and turned me down j“
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j“ fit me like a hand in a glove j“
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- j“ taught me how to love, y'all j“
- I love you!
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Come back over! I love you!
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This one. This one's for Trudy.
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And this one too!
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Dolly, where do I start?
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I mean, she's old school,
but she's new school relevant.
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She's funny and successful
and smart and talented,
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but she's heartbreaking and she's a poet.
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But she knows who she is, you know?
She's just like that...
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Little bit of hope holding up humanity.
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- Well, at least, my humanity.
- Mm-hmm.
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Why are you teeth?
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- Real name's Annie.
- Huh.
251
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,548
But I got my nickname 'cause I had
a set of teeth growing in my ovaries.
252
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:03,429
- Every time.
- What?!
253
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:09,268
Hey, we're casting for a new Dolly
at the moment for Kenny's show,
254
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:12,688
to boost his image and ticket sales.
255
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:16,442
And I'm submitting you as my number one.
256
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,987
- What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- There's a Dolly stand-up gig on tonight.
257
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,447
Yeah. Come on.
258
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,533
It's gonna be a tough crowd.
Let's see what you're made of.
259
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:34,542
Oh, wow!
260
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:37,087
All right.
261
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:40,466
Makeup's a little extra.
Thanks, tay—tay, you squeaky mouse.
262
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,468
You said do my best. Best.
263
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:45,387
Oh, no. Oh, no, is it too much?
264
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,682
- Is it too much?
- No, it's-it's-it's fine.
265
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:50,810
It's fine. We don't have time.
266
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,937
Plus, Kenny's here.
267
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:56,524
Don't worry. You don't have
to sing, just banter.
268
00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:59,276
I don't think this is such a good idea.
I feel car sick.
269
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,028
No, no, listen. Come on, remember.
270
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,697
It's about the audience
and their nostalgia, right?
271
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:06,242
It is more about them and less about you.
272
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,410
- Okay.
- Yeah? Like you did at that office party.
273
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,329
Unless you want to go back
to a boring 9-to-5?
274
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,766
- I really don't. I really don't.
- No, 'cause you'd neck yourself,
275
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,708
- and I'd probably help you. Now...
- Thank you.
276
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,253
- Thanks.
- Let me look at you.
277
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,131
Well, mate, you're a beautiful hot mess.
278
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:23,384
But the time is now.
279
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,593
Pony up.
280
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,847
- You can do it.
- Attagirl!
281
00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:49,785
Welcome, Dolly!
282
00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:52,997
Best of luck.
283
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:56,458
Howdy.
284
00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:01,005
I've gotta be honest,
this is my first time properly.
285
00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:03,215
We'll be gentle!
286
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,718
Howdy, Dolly!
287
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,219
Well, look at you all.
288
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:10,222
Thanks, doll. We'd rather
be looked at than overlooked.
289
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,610
Well, I really...
290
00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:25,946
I really patterned my look
from a serious place.
291
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:30,284
From a country girl's idea of glamour
after what they call the town tramp.
292
00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:36,248
In a country town, a mountain town,
there's always a few loose women.
293
00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:38,459
That's me!
294
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:42,838
And she had this beautiful peroxide hair
piled on her head,
295
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,423
red nails, high heeled shoes
296
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:47,146
and I just thought she was the prettiest
thing that I've ever seen.
297
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:51,764
But my mama, she said
that she ain't nothin' but trash.
298
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:55,726
And I thought, "that's what I wanna be,
mama. I wanna be trash!"
299
00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:01,565
Opinionated mamas, we've all got 'em,
burning in our ears.
300
00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:05,235
But thank you so much for listening, boys.
301
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:09,615
One piece of advice: Always act
like it's raining and wear your rubbers.
302
00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:16,372
Thank you and good night!
303
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,376
- Doll.
- Hey!
304
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,712
I may look like a man,
but inside I'm a lady.
305
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,343
Hey, you did pretty good.
306
00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:31,178
Hey, who's that guy with Kenny?
307
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:32,930
He looks like Neil diamond.
308
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:36,350
That's my boss, Wilson stone.
He runs genuine copy management.
309
00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,995
- I didn't wanna freak you out.
- I freaked anyway. I mean, I freaked!
310
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,104
No, but you were fine.
311
00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:42,374
I gotta get Kenny back to the hotel,
but make sure you call me.
312
00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:43,958
- I'll call you. Thanks.
- You did well.
313
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,151
I need a drink.
314
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:49,154
Hey, franny, I'm staying at this motel
315
00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,365
with this huge golden guitar...
316
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,449
- Hey!
- Evening, Dolly.
317
00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:54,201
This huge golden guitar at the front
318
00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,763
and I just performed as Dolly,
but I didn't touch any crotches.
319
00:24:56,787 --> 00:25:00,582
And I've got this new friend
who grew teeth in her ovaries.
320
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,876
Okay. See ya, bye!
321
00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:22,021
Come in.
322
00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:29,069
Buddy! You get fired from work,
323
00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:32,239
you're five hours out of town with a woman
with teeth in her vagina.
324
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:35,284
Call me crazy,
but terror ran through my brain.
325
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,661
You're a silly Billy Willy villy.
326
00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:41,248
- Get up.
- Help me.
327
00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:43,333
Oh, yeah, that's good. That's good.
328
00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:47,087
- Come on, red, get in the shower.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my feet!
329
00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:51,633
This drag queen
had the prettiest boob job.
330
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,528
- Do not get bolt-onsl
- I'm just saying!
331
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,387
I'm just saying. What a professional!
332
00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:04,146
- I smell Sunday roast chicken!
- It's hormone-free!
333
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,231
Can't have my men growing breasts.
334
00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:08,108
- Red.
- Hey, gramps.
335
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,027
Ooh, bathroom!
336
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:13,155
Where have you been?
337
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,282
Francis' couch.
338
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:18,452
Just 'cause you're old enough,
doesn't mean...
339
00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:20,370
That I stop being your mom!
340
00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:25,167
Oh, franny, did you win that award,
darling? I forgot to ask.
341
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,252
- Nope.
- Maybe next year.
342
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:30,672
- Or red might even get the award.
- I will!
343
00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:32,216
You got fired.
344
00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:35,094
You got fired? Again?
345
00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:37,179
I didn't. Mom, calm down.
346
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:40,432
Well, it's not exactly
soothing information.
347
00:26:40,516 --> 00:26:42,726
It's nothing. It's just a career glitch.
348
00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:44,436
Oh, sorry, red quit.
349
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,147
- She quit.
- You got fired and quit?
350
00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:50,025
But in the same day? Well, that's new.
351
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:53,529
You know, in all my career,
I have never lost a job.
352
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:56,156
I've always been a high achiever.
353
00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:00,410
I've had rounds of ivf
and then being a single mom.
354
00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:02,121
Very creative.
355
00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:04,957
I've managed to have my cake,
356
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,626
decorate it and eat it, so to speak.
357
00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:10,212
I just boggle at you.
358
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,506
I know!
359
00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:16,135
You can work with me
at the royal blind society.
360
00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:19,513
You could move back in here,
we can rent out the garage...
361
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,515
Mom, I'm not moving back in here.
362
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:24,059
- I'm perfectly capable myself.
- Are you?
363
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:27,354
'Cause I'd say
it's been quite the journey so far.
364
00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:29,731
What are you going to do?
365
00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:34,653
Well, I'll tell ya, she is...
366
00:27:37,239 --> 00:27:40,033
She's gonna tell you
that franny and I are dating.
367
00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:44,663
- See? Partner, mom. Ticked that box.
- Oh! Oh...
368
00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:45,914
That's the news to focus on.
369
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:51,128
Oh, my darlings!
370
00:27:58,552 --> 00:28:01,555
- Where are you going?
- Obviously, to yours.
371
00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:03,724
I just need a frickin' minute.
372
00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:08,770
Just a minute to work out me and my career
thing without everyone's 50 cents.
373
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:14,651
So Dolly... is moving in with you.
374
00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:20,866
She's bright.
375
00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:22,159
She's bubbly.
376
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:23,619
Real fonnard.
377
00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:26,288
Nipples to the sky.
378
00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:29,041
And be confident.
379
00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:39,676
Three bras does the trick.
380
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,345
Hello, Kenny, my name is Dolly.
381
00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:45,265
Kenny, you're so hot.
382
00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:46,850
I will always love you.
383
00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:49,645
Oh, man, she's so hard! Dolly's so hard!
384
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:53,065
I'll love you too,
if you keep your ass so tight.
385
00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:55,150
Should've gone with Britney Spears
or something.
386
00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:58,695
Cool bowie!
387
00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:05,327
So teeth is taking me to this secret club,
388
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,663
and, hopefully I'll win over
her boss somehow,
389
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,915
and he'll take me on as Kenny's Dolly.
390
00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:14,753
Okay, so just a reminder that your track
record with bosses or any authority ever
391
00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:19,675
is not great, so try and be a bit more
Dolly and less red, when negotiating.
392
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,885
Or even charming him.
393
00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:25,180
'Cause you're gonna need cash to pay off
the credit debt you just cranked up.
394
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:28,350
Yeah, well, big stars
of the copy world make good coin.
395
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,811
This isn't a game to me. This is business.
396
00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:36,191
Franny, can you help me?
I can't do anything with these nails.
397
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:37,276
Well, just...
398
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:42,781
Hang on.
399
00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:45,826
My name is Dolly. Ain't you cute?
Ain't you sweet?
400
00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:48,745
- Is this right?
- Ain't you it? Okay, do it up.
401
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:51,915
Hurry, franny! Come on, I'm running late!
402
00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:57,546
- And I got it.
- Okay. How do I look?
403
00:29:57,629 --> 00:30:00,632
Ain't you a squeezy bag of peaches?
404
00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,588
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I'm late.
405
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,190
You have to knock that out of you, mate,
406
00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:43,318
'cause my time is no less
valuable than yours, all right?
407
00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:44,885
And ease up on the "sorries."
408
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,012
Dolly would do one tough "sorry"
and that's it.
409
00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:48,095
Sorry.
410
00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:54,269
- Ready to be Dolly?
- Yeah.
411
00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:57,898
- That wig is so much better.
- Thank you.
412
00:30:57,981 --> 00:30:59,941
You get one shot with Wilson
so don't mess it up.
413
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:01,193
Okay.
414
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,905
It's cocktail hour
with the one and only,
415
00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:07,240
Ms. Ton veese!
416
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:36,728
I told you, I've got a Streisand
back in the states.
417
00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:38,230
I don't need another, darling.
418
00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:40,690
Sorry to interrupt. Dolly, this is Wilson.
419
00:31:40,774 --> 00:31:45,028
Wilson, Dolly performed in tamworth,
remember, in drag?
420
00:31:47,197 --> 00:31:50,534
Take me back to Vegas
with you, Neil diamond.
421
00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:56,706
Always with a kiss.
422
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,276
"I will always love you."
423
00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:27,112
Really?
424
00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:32,951
Good move not selling that song to Elvis,
making a packet with Whitney Houston.
425
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:48,592
Ladies and gentlemen,
keep that applause going
426
00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:51,428
for your favorite master of ceremonies,
427
00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:54,055
the one, the only, Elvis!
428
00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,187
Come on, baby.
429
00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:01,646
Come on.
430
00:33:04,441 --> 00:33:08,195
Isn't she a sweetie? Ms. Ton veese!
431
00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:11,239
Can I have another round
of applause for her, please?
432
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,368
Oh, hello!
433
00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:17,579
Norma Jean.
434
00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:19,498
Later.
435
00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:21,666
We got a fabulous show
for you here tonight.
436
00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:23,585
We're gonna be following up
with lady gaga.
437
00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:30,091
And miss Amy winehouse, so please
hang on to your drinks, your wigs.
438
00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:32,511
- One time.
- We're gonna have a great time tonight.
439
00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:33,678
Going to the ladies.
440
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,902
Hey, Wilson! How's it going?
441
00:34:09,673 --> 00:34:13,885
J“ touch a man who can't walk upright j“
442
00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:18,765
j“ and that lame man he gonna fly j“
443
00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:23,228
j“andlflyj“
444
00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:24,813
j“ yeah j“
445
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:30,151
j“andlflyj“
446
00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:31,611
j“ Holly holy... j“
447
00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:32,988
shit!
448
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,406
You sound amazing.
449
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:36,592
- I was trying...
- I'm a woman.
450
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:39,119
- Not a drag act.
- Good for you.
451
00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:42,163
I'll tell Kenny. He was wondering.
452
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:44,874
I want to make a living doing this.
453
00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:48,587
You and every other tribute performer.
Doesn't mean it's a good idea.
454
00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:53,425
Give me a chance!
455
00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:56,761
Whatever happened
to a good old-fashioned chance?
456
00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:59,264
They got phased out in the '80s.
457
00:35:01,391 --> 00:35:06,021
I have genuine copies,
not copies of copies.
458
00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:10,817
Do you breathe, sleep and eat Dolly?
459
00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,235
It's hard work, okay?
460
00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:16,239
From every small, demeaning gig
to the biggest venues.
461
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:21,620
And you strike me as someone
who doesn't stick to things, right?
462
00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:25,457
Yeah, I thought so.
463
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,919
This is where I belong.
464
00:35:30,003 --> 00:35:34,549
I feel at home here.
This is what I'm supposed to be doing.
465
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:37,636
I mean, I've idolized Dolly
since I was a kid.
466
00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:40,972
Please, Wilson.
467
00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:42,515
- Man, please!
- Hey!
468
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,226
Dolly don't beg.
469
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:48,313
No begging. I'm sorry. No sorries.
470
00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:51,858
No sorries, no beggin'.
471
00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,998
I would've been tall
if I didn't get bunched up at the top.
472
00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:05,705
J“ baby, I'm burnin', outta control j“
473
00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:08,416
j“ baby, I'm burnin', body and soul j“
474
00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:26,226
You're weird enough, I'll give you that.
475
00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:28,937
We need more dollies in the world.
476
00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:37,654
Listen to me.
477
00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:41,574
I've got someone else in mind
for Kenny's tour, but...
478
00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:46,204
I like the '80s,
so I'm gonna throw you a bone.
479
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:49,958
Show me what you're made of.
480
00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:58,464
Hey, I grabbed
your favorite power juice.
481
00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:02,804
Did I tell you I saw Katy Perry
making out with Katy Perry?
482
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,597
Well, I wanna see the katies.
483
00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:06,641
Not until I'm a pro, and not at the club,
484
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:10,228
'cause you're not a copy,
or a manager, or a celebrity.
485
00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:12,188
Yeah. You wouldn't fit in.
486
00:37:12,272 --> 00:37:15,692
These people are so wonderfully unique.
487
00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:21,156
Can you try and keep Dolly
tucked into just one corner of the house?
488
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,700
- Don't wait up!
- You're welcome.
489
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,414
So if you just stick
to the script, yeah?
490
00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:31,624
Honoring the incredible work of iconic
Australian actor Jack Thompson,
491
00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:32,810
then you sing your Jack song
492
00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:33,994
- and then you're off.
- Yeah.
493
00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:36,504
George, the Minogue sisters
are stuck together.
494
00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:39,174
Hang on, dannii.
495
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:42,260
If I pull down and you pull sideways,
it might work.
496
00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:46,097
Kylie and dannii were supposed to do
a spot with Elvis and introduce Dolly.
497
00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:49,726
Dolly, you buffer with Elvis.
Remember, banter is your forte.
498
00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:51,853
No, no, I can't do that.
I can't improvise.
499
00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:53,748
- Yes. Yes, you can.
- I have to prepare.
500
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:56,065
- Let's go.
- What do I say?
501
00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:58,568
Now you two, I'm gonna push you out.
502
00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:00,731
There's gonna be a lot of people
coming through here.
503
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:06,910
Thank you very much. Thank you very much,
everybody. Thank you very much.
504
00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:09,454
Who's wearing a wig tonight?
Who's wearing a wig?
505
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:14,417
Oh, Madonna darlin',
you look so pretty there.
506
00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:17,003
I'm just not so sure about your hair.
507
00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:19,798
You take it down,
you'd be close to perfect.
508
00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:21,883
May I come down there
and give you a kiss, ma'am?
509
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,843
Thank you, ma'am. Thank you.
510
00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:25,845
You've got to improvise Dolly.
You've got this.
511
00:38:25,929 --> 00:38:27,514
Damn straight I do.
512
00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:35,271
Why, howdy, Elvis?
513
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:39,818
Ladies and gents. Dollars and cents.
514
00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,736
- Hello, Dolly, look at you.
- Please do.
515
00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:45,073
- I'd rather be looked at than overlooked.
- Ooh!
516
00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:48,284
Madonna, don't listen to Elvis.
517
00:38:48,368 --> 00:38:50,578
I don't like to be like everybody else.
518
00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:52,789
That's the easiest thing
in the world to do.
519
00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:54,082
Love you, Dolly!
520
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,460
But you ain't
the real deal now, are you, Dolly?
521
00:38:57,544 --> 00:38:59,879
Nothin' real about me, but my heart.
522
00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:01,840
I've seen you perform.
523
00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:03,216
I ain't so sure.
524
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:06,052
I've seen you perform, too, Elvis.
525
00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:08,179
That's right.
526
00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:12,183
All men come back for an encore
and a standing ovation,
527
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,060
but you weren't even standing.
528
00:39:14,143 --> 00:39:16,396
Thank you very much, Dolly.
Thank you very much.
529
00:39:16,479 --> 00:39:17,856
Thank you. Miss Dolly Parton here.
530
00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:20,059
- Thank you very much.
- Has he left the building yet?
531
00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:23,236
I'm just kiddin'. Isn't he a sweetie,
ladies and gentlemen?
532
00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:25,780
Now, we've got a very special guest
here tonight,
533
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:28,908
and I've got a little song
for my friend, Jack.
534
00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:36,165
J“ play a song for me,
apple Jack, apple Jack j“
535
00:39:36,249 --> 00:39:40,378
j“ play a song for me and I'll sing j“
536
00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:44,424
j“ play a song for me,
apple Jack, apple Jack j“
537
00:39:44,507 --> 00:39:49,220
j“play a song, let your banjo ring j“
538
00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:51,639
all right, the guest spot in Kenny's show,
539
00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:55,226
starting with five appearances
at the orchard oriental.
540
00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:57,270
My cut is 35%.
541
00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:58,229
- Twenty.
- Thirty.
542
00:39:58,313 --> 00:39:59,898
Done, with a cut of the merch.
543
00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:03,401
We don't have merch but, you know what?
Actually, that's a very good idea.
544
00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:04,986
Okay, what do you think?
545
00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:07,071
Dolly says,
546
00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:10,366
You'll never do a whole lot
unless you're brave enough to try.
547
00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:13,369
All right, Dolly, pack your bags.
548
00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:15,580
Sunday, you're going to Hong Kong, baby.
549
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:16,873
Yeah!
550
00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:24,213
Watch the bar. Watch the bar!
551
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:28,509
Are you gonna come out of the closet
to viv before you fly?
552
00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:31,888
Franny, don't take the piss.
I'm nervous enough as it is.
553
00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:33,932
Come on, this is one bed, one bath.
554
00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:35,683
I'm busting my ass right now.
555
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,143
Old self has gone.
556
00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:39,520
I've torn down the fibro,
chucked out the asbestos
557
00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,314
and the new brick has gone up.
558
00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:45,151
I'm a better house.
Not ready to be appraised just yet.
559
00:40:45,234 --> 00:40:48,863
Hong Kong is a big deal.
They're going to start paying me well.
560
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:51,115
Yeah, that's what I'm saying!
It's a professional job.
561
00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:53,451
You can stop covering up.
Viv will be proud.
562
00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:57,914
Do you think she might be mildly proud?
563
00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:00,959
It's a great mother's day gift.
564
00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:02,085
Hmm...
565
00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:05,838
She does love her garden
more than she loves me.
566
00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:07,715
That could be true.
567
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,303
Oh, franny, don't.
568
00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:25,900
Well, I've got some news.
569
00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:28,194
Oh, here we go. Brace for it.
570
00:41:28,277 --> 00:41:31,322
- I've got some news, too.
- Hmm?
571
00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:32,991
But you go first. Go on.
572
00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:37,203
I sold one of my macramé thingies
to a lady at work!
573
00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:40,331
Congrats, mom. Is she blind?
574
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:43,167
Well, yes.
575
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,086
And...
576
00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:46,838
I've started online dating.
577
00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:48,840
- Whoa.
578
00:41:48,923 --> 00:41:50,383
Must be two decades since you...
579
00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:52,051
Okay, dad. Thanks.
580
00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:54,721
Yes, I'm pretty proud of myself.
581
00:41:54,804 --> 00:41:56,431
Very modern of me.
582
00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:59,434
Well, my news, also modern...
583
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:02,395
- Job.
- Oh, fabulous!
584
00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:05,481
Oh, I couldn't bear another embarrassing
career song and dance.
585
00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:12,488
I'm a Dolly Parton impersonator.
586
00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:26,961
Okay, I mean, we all know
how much you love her,
587
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,756
but people are gonna pay to see you
do that, are they?
588
00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:30,882
Yes!
589
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:33,301
As much as people pay
for your cock'n'ball thingoes.
590
00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:38,097
I manage to be normal, thank you, darling,
591
00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:42,143
while you're off on some wild,
sequined goose chase
592
00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:43,936
that isn't going to end well.
593
00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:46,939
They're flying me to Hong Kong
tonight for a gig
594
00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:49,692
with the world's best Kenny Rogers
impersonator.
595
00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:54,113
And we're performing at this really
posh hotel for a whole week!
596
00:42:54,197 --> 00:42:56,991
Much to your surprise, mom,
I'm not an idiot
597
00:42:57,075 --> 00:43:00,161
and it will end well if it kills me.
Dolly or dead!
598
00:43:03,331 --> 00:43:05,750
So... end of discussion.
599
00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:36,614
You're enough.
600
00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:40,868
This'll probably be your last job.
You'll never work again.
601
00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:43,746
You're enough. You're gonna be fine.
602
00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:47,416
- Starting!
- I'm farting too, constantly.
603
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:48,584
Must be the plane food.
604
00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:50,461
What? I said starting!
605
00:43:50,545 --> 00:43:54,173
Oh golly, golly, golly!
I wish we had more time to prepare.
606
00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:58,219
J“ you gotta know when to hold em j“
607
00:43:58,302 --> 00:44:01,389
j“ know when to fold em j“
608
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,975
j“ know when to walk away j“
609
00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:05,309
j“ know when to run j“
610
00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:08,813
j“ you never count your money j“
611
00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:11,232
j“ when you're sittin' at the table j“
612
00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:14,443
j“ they'll be time enough for countin' j“
613
00:44:14,527 --> 00:44:16,362
j“ when the dealin's done. J“
614
00:44:27,456 --> 00:44:33,462
I gotta tell you, folks, this next song
is one of my all-time favorites.
615
00:44:33,546 --> 00:44:35,386
- Might be singing it by himself.
- God, Kenny.
616
00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:36,799
I promised you a surprise.
617
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:42,263
Oh, no, no!
618
00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:44,891
Oh, I'm such an idiot.
619
00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:53,065
Faroufl
620
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:57,403
j“ baby, when I met you
there was peace unknown j“
621
00:44:57,486 --> 00:44:59,197
- there she is.
- Hey. Okay.
622
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,032
- What happened?
- It's fine.
623
00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:03,177
- It's not fine.
- It's not fine. Where are you other wigs?
624
00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:05,220
- In my dressing room.
- Jeez, well, we don't have time...
625
00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:06,746
- Go. Go!
- It's fine. It's fine.
626
00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:08,140
- I know.
- It's not fine. You look crazy.
627
00:45:08,164 --> 00:45:09,600
- Okay.
- Look, just get it together, okay?
628
00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:11,018
- Okay. Okay.
- Remember to hold his hand.
629
00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:12,251
- Hold his hand.
- Be Dolly.
630
00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:16,255
J“ you do somethin' to me
that I can't explain j“
631
00:45:17,006 --> 00:45:20,593
j“ hold me closer and I feel no pain j“
632
00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:26,933
j“ now there's do, do, do, do,
do, do, do, dup, do, do... j“
633
00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:32,021
j“ tender love is blind j“
634
00:45:32,104 --> 00:45:35,066
j“ it requires a dedication j“
635
00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:38,527
- smile and get it together now.
- This sexy man makes a girl speechless.
636
00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:42,990
J“ we can ride it together, ah-ha j“
637
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:47,245
j“ making love with each other, ah-ha j“
638
00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:50,498
J“ islands in the stream j“
639
00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:52,500
j“ that is what we are j“
640
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,877
j“ no one in between j“
641
00:45:54,961 --> 00:45:56,295
j“ how can we be wrong j“
642
00:45:56,379 --> 00:45:58,881
- a stream is a small body of water.
- I know.
643
00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:00,716
There's no way an island fits in a stream.
644
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:01,801
I know.
645
00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:06,514
J“ and we rely on each other, ah-ha j“
646
00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:10,601
j“ from one lover to another, ah-ha. J“
647
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:21,612
Thank you very much.
You have been a wonderful audience!
648
00:46:21,696 --> 00:46:23,531
Thank you very much!
649
00:46:25,741 --> 00:46:29,495
And thank you too the divine Dolly Parton.
650
00:46:29,578 --> 00:46:32,123
Well, thank you for havin' me, Kenny.
651
00:46:38,004 --> 00:46:39,714
Shall we sing it one more time?
652
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,300
What do you say, folks?
Let-let-let's sing it one more time.
653
00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:45,136
Hey, Dolly, my little star,
get back up here!
654
00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:46,220
- Come on!
- Okay.
655
00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,306
Enunciate. Okay.
656
00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:50,599
J“ islands in the stream j“
657
00:46:50,683 --> 00:46:52,351
j“ that is what we are j“
658
00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:55,146
j“ no one in between j“
659
00:46:55,229 --> 00:46:57,356
j“ how can we be wrong? J“
660
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,692
j“ sail away with me j“
661
00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:02,028
j“ to another world j“
662
00:47:02,111 --> 00:47:06,699
j“ and we rely on each other, ah-ha j“
663
00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:11,829
j“ from one lover to another, ah-ha. J“
664
00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:14,498
I'm laying there,
covered in makeup.
665
00:47:14,582 --> 00:47:16,751
- Glitter on my face...
- Glitter?
666
00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:17,877
And I hear...
667
00:47:21,922 --> 00:47:24,175
In walks Wilson,
668
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:28,346
Mr. Kenny Rogers himself, and he says:
669
00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:33,017
"Well, you do me
better than I do me."
670
00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:35,811
I'd love that. I'd love that.
671
00:47:35,895 --> 00:47:38,022
And then he goes...
672
00:47:38,105 --> 00:47:40,024
"'World's best'.
673
00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:43,027
You keep the dream alive, boy."
674
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,493
Well, his...
675
00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:55,414
His music touched me deeply
when I was growing up.
676
00:47:55,498 --> 00:47:56,498
Mm-hmm.
677
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:58,584
And I looked like him.
678
00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:01,253
- And he chose me.
- Mm-hmm.
679
00:48:01,337 --> 00:48:04,340
It's been my clear callin' all of my life.
680
00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:10,554
Well, now he's gone,
it's just me and, uh...
681
00:48:12,932 --> 00:48:13,932
Dolly.
682
00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:23,526
- Oh, Dolly.
- Oh, Kenny.
683
00:48:27,863 --> 00:48:29,990
Get em off. Get em off.
684
00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:36,956
Oh, Kenny!
685
00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:38,541
Oh, Kenny!
686
00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:41,001
- Oh, Dolly.
- Oh, Kenny!
687
00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:45,464
Oh, Dolly! Oh, Dolly!
688
00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:46,924
Oh, Dolly!
689
00:48:47,007 --> 00:48:49,552
- Oh, Dolly!
- Oh, Kenny!
690
00:49:24,128 --> 00:49:27,673
I've got presents!
691
00:49:27,756 --> 00:49:29,300
I'm so sorry I didn't call, franwa.
692
00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:32,636
It's just Hong Kong was just full on,
but it was amazing.
693
00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:47,443
This Kenny Rogers impersonator
is such a professional.
694
00:49:47,526 --> 00:49:48,526
What's his name?
695
00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:52,364
Um, coincidentally, it's Kenny.
696
00:49:53,449 --> 00:49:54,909
His name is Kenny?
697
00:49:58,787 --> 00:50:00,247
Did you two get it on?
698
00:50:03,209 --> 00:50:06,253
- Mm...
- Good for you, mate.
699
00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:08,964
At least one of us is getting laid.
700
00:50:09,048 --> 00:50:11,048
Bring him to Sunday roast,
so we can all judge him.
701
00:50:11,091 --> 00:50:12,968
- Mm...
- I'm kidding.
702
00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:16,680
Let's not jump ahead, franny.
But he does bring out the best in me.
703
00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:20,559
If I were an impersonator,
704
00:50:20,643 --> 00:50:22,436
- I'd wanna be...
- Yeah, who would you be?
705
00:50:25,606 --> 00:50:26,941
I'd be you.
706
00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:28,734
As if you could be me?
707
00:50:28,817 --> 00:50:30,045
"Because I blink a lot.
708
00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:31,789
Because it's really intense,
living my life.
709
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:34,782
Because I've got really full-on hair
and it's really full-on and hard,
710
00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:36,367
but some people just fly to Hong Kong
711
00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:38,536
and then you just become
the most perfect Dolly.
712
00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:39,828
Perfect Dolly."
713
00:50:42,331 --> 00:50:44,416
I'm actually making a career out of this.
714
00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,168
Yeah, I know.
715
00:50:46,252 --> 00:50:49,922
But you can't just be a cardboard cutout
of an impersonator.
716
00:50:50,005 --> 00:50:51,549
- I'm not.
- I'm just saying,
717
00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:53,551
you've gotta bring more to it
than a blonde wig
718
00:50:53,634 --> 00:50:55,511
and a bra full of socks, right?
719
00:50:55,594 --> 00:50:58,847
Creatively. Emotionally, socially.
720
00:50:58,931 --> 00:51:01,475
I am bringing more.
721
00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:16,365
It's fibro walls.
You should start looking at rentals.
722
00:51:20,578 --> 00:51:22,705
Also, have you spoken to your mom yet?
723
00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:27,626
I'm wondering if I should
break up with you or what?
724
00:51:27,710 --> 00:51:30,421
Um, yeah, urn...
725
00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:32,715
Tell her that I broke up with you
726
00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:35,634
- because... I couldn't commit.
- Open up?
727
00:51:35,718 --> 00:51:37,720
Yeah, great. Perfect.
728
00:51:59,408 --> 00:52:01,410
It's an investment for my career,
729
00:52:01,493 --> 00:52:03,454
so as I was saying, I just, uh...
730
00:52:03,537 --> 00:52:06,665
I don't wanna be so flat.
You know, I wanna have shape.
731
00:52:06,749 --> 00:52:09,084
- You know, big 'uns.
- Take a seat.
732
00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:11,629
Doreen, is it?
733
00:52:11,712 --> 00:52:14,256
Oh, it's actually Raylene.
734
00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:17,217
This is the size
I'm willing to do for you.
735
00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:20,554
They will be beautiful.
736
00:52:20,638 --> 00:52:24,099
The size you're asking for,
you'd have to work up to
737
00:52:24,183 --> 00:52:27,728
with multiple surgeries
over an extensive lifetime career.
738
00:52:27,811 --> 00:52:30,522
- Oh.
- And if you decide to go under the knife,
739
00:52:30,606 --> 00:52:33,192
do you want them
under the breast muscle or over?
740
00:52:33,275 --> 00:52:35,986
Let me think. What'd Dolly do?
741
00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:40,824
- "Jolene"?
- Um, yeah? Oh, sorry, yes.
742
00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:42,993
Um, under the breast muscle.
743
00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:49,416
Ladies and gentlemen,
744
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:52,419
put your hands together
for the copy club's hottest duo,
745
00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:54,380
Kenny and Dolly!
746
00:52:54,463 --> 00:52:56,215
J“ you've painted up your lips j“
747
00:52:56,298 --> 00:52:58,884
j“ and rolled and
curled your tinted hair j“
748
00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:03,597
J“ whoo j“
749
00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:09,353
j“ Ruby, are you contemplating
going out somewhere j“
750
00:53:11,814 --> 00:53:16,318
j“ the shadows on the wall
tell me the sun is goin' down j“
751
00:53:20,114 --> 00:53:25,661
j“ oh, Ruby j“
752
00:53:26,954 --> 00:53:30,249
j“ don't take your love to town j“
753
00:53:32,334 --> 00:53:36,880
J“ wasn't me
that started that old crazy Asian war j“
754
00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:43,554
j“ but I was proud to go
and do my patriotic chore j“
755
00:53:46,598 --> 00:53:50,269
j“ and, yes, it's true that
I'm not the man I used to be j“
756
00:53:55,232 --> 00:54:00,362
j“ oh, Ruby j“
757
00:54:01,530 --> 00:54:03,782
j“ for god's sakes, turn around. J“
758
00:54:07,870 --> 00:54:10,205
All right, baby, over to you.
759
00:54:10,289 --> 00:54:16,086
J“ oh, Ruby j“
760
00:54:16,170 --> 00:54:18,839
j“ for god's sakes, turn around. J“
761
00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:20,257
Get over here!
762
00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:23,302
Kenny,
I cannot believe this house.
763
00:54:23,385 --> 00:54:27,514
We smash the rest of this tour, baby,
Nashville will be calling.
764
00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:34,605
Your real name?
765
00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:36,482
Oh, you're comin' undone here.
766
00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:37,900
- Oh. Golly.
- Here.
767
00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:39,359
You're right, you're right.
768
00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:44,782
Kenny, Dolly.
769
00:54:44,865 --> 00:54:49,286
I'm... I'm Kenny Rogers,
officially deed polled and all.
770
00:54:49,369 --> 00:54:51,705
You prefer Dolly, I assume?
771
00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:54,458
Like you have no idea.
772
00:54:56,835 --> 00:54:58,921
People think that I'm weird,
773
00:54:59,004 --> 00:55:01,381
that my behavior
is inappropriate or whatever.
774
00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:05,552
But being a mimic is not enough.
775
00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:08,388
It doesn't matter who you are
or what industry you're in,
776
00:55:08,472 --> 00:55:10,933
you cannot be halfway in.
777
00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:13,268
Yeah, you gotta bring everything.
778
00:55:13,352 --> 00:55:16,522
Emotionally. Creatively, socially.
779
00:55:16,605 --> 00:55:17,689
I get it.
780
00:55:19,566 --> 00:55:21,902
You're just blossomin'.
781
00:55:23,904 --> 00:55:27,241
Dolly would be really proud of you, Dolly.
782
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:31,286
We just fit, you and I.
783
00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:37,918
J“ still, here we are j“
784
00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:39,920
j“ both of us lonely j“
785
00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:44,925
j“ longing for shelter j“
786
00:55:46,051 --> 00:55:49,721
j“ from all that we see j“
787
00:55:49,805 --> 00:55:53,475
j“ why should we worry j“
788
00:55:53,559 --> 00:55:57,229
j“ no one will care, girl j“
789
00:55:57,312 --> 00:56:00,399
j“ look at the stars now j“
790
00:56:00,482 --> 00:56:03,610
j“ so far away j“
791
00:56:04,987 --> 00:56:07,948
j“ we've got tonight j“
792
00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:11,451
j“ who needs tomorrow? J“
793
00:56:11,535 --> 00:56:15,247
J“ we've got tonight, babe j“
794
00:56:15,330 --> 00:56:19,001
j“ why don't you stay? J“
795
00:56:45,193 --> 00:56:46,445
Okey dokey.
796
00:56:46,528 --> 00:56:49,656
Five, six, seven, eight. Okay.
797
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,491
Well...
798
00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:55,162
You got your own room
for your private gal time.
799
00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:58,624
You know, where I'm not too far away.
Just over there.
800
00:56:58,707 --> 00:57:03,712
Spare key set out for front and back door,
just in case you get locked out.
801
00:57:07,341 --> 00:57:09,301
I guess we're doin' this.
802
00:57:09,384 --> 00:57:10,636
Home, sweet home!
803
00:57:15,015 --> 00:57:16,850
- Oh, baby.
- Mm...
804
00:57:20,854 --> 00:57:22,814
J“ get ready for me, love,
'cause I'm a comer j“
805
00:57:22,898 --> 00:57:25,484
j“ I simply gotta march,
my heart's a drummer j“
806
00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:29,071
j“ nobody, no, nobody j“
807
00:57:30,072 --> 00:57:33,325
j“ is gonna j“
808
00:57:33,408 --> 00:57:36,912
j“ rain on my j“
809
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:43,710
j“ parade! J“
810
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:52,094
Yeah!
811
00:57:54,721 --> 00:57:57,140
I know. I know.
812
00:57:57,224 --> 00:57:58,475
Ladies and gentlemen,
813
00:57:58,558 --> 00:58:03,105
would you please welcome
our newest master of ceremonies?
814
00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:06,608
The empress of country,
815
00:58:06,692 --> 00:58:08,527
miss Dolly Parton!
816
00:58:12,656 --> 00:58:14,700
Thank you.
817
00:58:14,783 --> 00:58:17,285
Welcome, my new friends.
818
00:58:17,369 --> 00:58:19,287
Oh, my golly, welcome.
819
00:58:19,371 --> 00:58:22,791
It is important to keep our homes
open to everybody.
820
00:58:22,874 --> 00:58:26,420
It doesn't matter what size,
color, shape you are,
821
00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:29,589
you find out who you are
and you do it on purpose.
822
00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:36,430
Ain't that right, Elvis?
823
00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:37,556
Truth is like the sun.
824
00:58:37,639 --> 00:58:40,600
You can shut it out for a time,
but it ain't goin' away.
825
00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:46,690
Dolly! Dolly! Dolly! Dolly!
826
00:58:46,773 --> 00:58:48,775
Dolly! Dolly! Dolly! Dolly!
827
00:59:34,362 --> 00:59:36,364
That's zhiang, my new boarder.
828
00:59:40,285 --> 00:59:41,995
I'm assuming you're worried about me
829
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:46,708
and you've come to apologize
for falling off the face of the earth.
830
00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:49,211
I'm fine. Lost weight. Hmm, see?
831
00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:51,174
I've come to give you some cash
for the mortgage
832
00:59:51,213 --> 00:59:55,801
and invite you to my gig,
which is at your favorite theatre.
833
00:59:56,718 --> 00:59:57,928
Twin palms.
834
00:59:58,929 --> 00:59:59,846
Hmm...
835
00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:02,557
Step up from the school talent contest.
836
01:00:02,641 --> 01:00:04,017
I'll come for a laugh.
837
01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:07,437
No, mom, don't come for a laugh.
838
01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:10,107
It's serious!
839
01:00:10,190 --> 01:00:13,193
I mean, they're talking Nashville
and a us tour!
840
01:00:14,194 --> 01:00:16,530
I can't win with you.
841
01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:29,543
I was devastated to hear
that you and franny were a joke.
842
01:00:30,710 --> 01:00:32,003
How cruel.
843
01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:18,133
All right. All right.
844
01:01:19,092 --> 01:01:20,510
It's not a problem.
845
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,932
"Kenny in the kimberley."
Got a great ring to it.
846
01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:27,726
How long till you're back?
847
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:29,019
It's only two weeks, baby,
848
01:01:29,102 --> 01:01:32,063
- but... I'll miss you.
- Mm-hmm.
849
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:37,527
At home, on stage, backstage, everywhere.
850
01:01:40,947 --> 01:01:43,116
- I'll give you a call once I land.
- Okay.
851
01:01:53,585 --> 01:01:56,588
My weapons of mass distraction.
852
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:01,927
Hmm
853
01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:03,428
let's do this.
854
01:02:18,693 --> 01:02:19,694
Here you go.
855
01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:31,081
Everything's gonna be all right.
856
01:03:24,509 --> 01:03:26,970
J“ let me know j“
857
01:03:27,053 --> 01:03:30,056
j“ everything's all right j“
858
01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:08,553
J“ everything's all right j“
859
01:04:17,896 --> 01:04:19,022
Oh!
860
01:04:20,023 --> 01:04:21,566
Hey, it's okay.
861
01:04:21,649 --> 01:04:23,860
You're in recovery and this is normal.
862
01:04:23,943 --> 01:04:27,238
Your body is naturally going
into protective mode
863
01:04:27,322 --> 01:04:29,342
and is rejecting the implants,
which is absolutely...
864
01:04:29,366 --> 01:04:32,118
Normal. Oh.
865
01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:35,872
- I'll go and get you some morphine.
- Okay.
866
01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:39,501
Oh, and your next of kin
is waiting for you outside.
867
01:04:39,584 --> 01:04:41,086
Oh, shit.
868
01:04:44,506 --> 01:04:46,674
Whoo-hoo! Whoo! Yes, yes!
869
01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:51,054
Franwa, hello! Hey!
870
01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:55,266
Do I look "boobiful"?
I can't say it!
871
01:04:57,644 --> 01:04:59,104
Why are you so angry?
872
01:05:00,105 --> 01:05:02,232
Everything's gonna be all right.
873
01:05:17,122 --> 01:05:21,126
Cutting yourself to be beautiful
is unbelievable to me.
874
01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:22,544
It's fucking stupid.
875
01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:26,423
Oh, why are you so jacked up
about what I do with my body anyway?
876
01:05:26,506 --> 01:05:29,217
Because I'm your mate, trying to stop you
from making dumb choices.
877
01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:31,219
Well, I don't need saving.
878
01:05:31,302 --> 01:05:33,555
I'm not trying to save you.
879
01:05:33,638 --> 01:05:35,348
I'm trying to love you, you asshole!
880
01:05:45,567 --> 01:05:47,407
If you hadn't had your head
so far up your ass,
881
01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:49,529
you'd know I've actually met someone.
882
01:06:09,132 --> 01:06:13,636
That's right, ladies and gentlemen,
I am back and I am better than ever!
883
01:06:18,016 --> 01:06:20,560
I've always had big 'uns,
just not this big.
884
01:06:21,895 --> 01:06:24,814
I used to be a little champagne glass
and now I'm a watermelon.
885
01:07:03,269 --> 01:07:05,271
Who is the real Kenny?
886
01:07:16,658 --> 01:07:18,243
Oh, where is this guy?
887
01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:24,374
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny!
888
01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:28,461
You're part synthetic.
889
01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:30,505
Well, [think
that's probably true.
890
01:07:30,588 --> 01:07:35,093
I think a part of what magic I may have,
as far as my personality,
891
01:07:35,176 --> 01:07:37,637
is the fact
that I look totally artificial,
892
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:39,907
and I like to think I'm totally real.
893
01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:42,100
Do you see yourself
as a sex symbol?
894
01:07:42,183 --> 01:07:44,227
I feel sexy.
895
01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:47,480
I try to be sexy, I guess, and pretty.
896
01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:49,023
Is that my star man?
897
01:07:49,107 --> 01:07:52,151
I got an early flight,
'cause I missed my girl!
898
01:07:53,278 --> 01:07:54,696
I got presents!
899
01:07:55,488 --> 01:07:57,073
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
900
01:07:57,156 --> 01:07:58,408
Girl!
901
01:08:00,868 --> 01:08:02,745
I'm one hundred percent committed.
902
01:08:03,746 --> 01:08:05,415
- Hmm.
- You wanna feel 'em?
903
01:08:10,670 --> 01:08:11,671
Right?
904
01:08:14,173 --> 01:08:15,466
Why'd you do that?
905
01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:17,969
Because the other one's weren't workin'.
906
01:08:20,221 --> 01:08:23,224
I hadn't noticed,
but I'm a butt man, so...
907
01:08:24,225 --> 01:08:25,476
Huh.
908
01:08:26,561 --> 01:08:28,771
Well, these are real.
909
01:08:28,855 --> 01:08:31,858
Sure thing, doll.
I hope they make you happy.
910
01:08:35,153 --> 01:08:36,237
So, ah...
911
01:08:37,238 --> 01:08:39,657
Yeah, it's a little messy,
but I'm gettin' to it.
912
01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:48,082
Have you been...
913
01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:50,918
You been goin' through my things?
914
01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:56,215
Lookin' for what?
915
01:08:57,216 --> 01:08:58,635
Your mama.
916
01:08:58,718 --> 01:09:00,386
Your friends.
917
01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:02,013
More about the real you.
918
01:09:02,096 --> 01:09:04,182
I am real.
919
01:09:06,934 --> 01:09:08,561
So how'd you get here?
920
01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:12,440
Do you miss your old self?
921
01:09:16,069 --> 01:09:17,403
Come on, now.
922
01:09:18,655 --> 01:09:20,990
You can't just be a cardboard cutout.
923
01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:27,914
Kenny Rogers, baby.
924
01:09:45,556 --> 01:09:46,641
You okay?
925
01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:51,826
Red, the twin palms theatre has sold out.
926
01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:54,565
- Congratulations!
- Oh!
927
01:09:56,275 --> 01:09:58,486
Dolly's finally taken over, hey?
928
01:09:58,569 --> 01:10:00,446
What does Kenny think
of your new equipment?
929
01:10:03,032 --> 01:10:04,200
He's a butt man.
930
01:10:05,243 --> 01:10:07,662
But I didn't do it for him,
I did it for myself.
931
01:10:11,290 --> 01:10:13,292
You all right?
932
01:10:16,254 --> 01:10:17,255
Night.
933
01:10:23,261 --> 01:10:24,470
Hey, Dolly.
934
01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:30,268
So how's it been filling my shoes,
taking my job, hmm?
935
01:10:30,351 --> 01:10:33,020
You think you're so fucking special.
936
01:10:33,104 --> 01:10:35,690
- Nothin' real about me...
- Except my heart.
937
01:10:35,773 --> 01:10:37,608
Mm.
938
01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:43,322
Those look real fake.
939
01:10:43,406 --> 01:10:45,158
Your opinion means nothin' to me.
940
01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:49,704
Well, then you won't mind me reminding you
who you really are.
941
01:10:49,787 --> 01:10:52,498
I know what's under that wig.
942
01:10:54,834 --> 01:10:56,002
Raylene.
943
01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:57,754
Get off!
944
01:10:57,837 --> 01:10:58,921
Oh!
945
01:11:03,426 --> 01:11:05,094
It's so easy for you.
946
01:11:08,389 --> 01:11:09,807
You have no idea!
947
01:11:15,772 --> 01:11:17,523
It's not easy for any of us.
948
01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:48,054
You are seriously red
and you have no titties.
949
01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:51,307
It's nothin' personal, darlin',
but, uh, truth is like the sun.
950
01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:55,895
You can shut it out for a time,
but it ain't goin' away.
951
01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:20,753
Dolly. Honey.
952
01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:22,839
- Quit. Quit. Quit.
- Stop.
953
01:12:23,881 --> 01:12:25,132
Baby, stop!
954
01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:29,428
Dolly, this is serious business.
I wanna show you somethin', all right?
955
01:12:42,608 --> 01:12:46,571
My daddy, he was in the army.
He made me shave it all off.
956
01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:48,781
He was violent.
957
01:12:51,576 --> 01:12:53,411
He was a real piece of work.
958
01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:57,790
One of the saddest days of my childhood.
959
01:13:03,588 --> 01:13:08,009
Just because you lost your fuzz
don't mean you ain't a peach.
960
01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:14,974
You're a good man, Kenny.
961
01:13:17,351 --> 01:13:18,351
Hey.
962
01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:20,646
You're a good man.
963
01:13:25,610 --> 01:13:27,236
I wanna meet your mom.
964
01:13:29,697 --> 01:13:30,697
Uh—huh.
965
01:13:34,827 --> 01:13:36,107
Hmm.
966
01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:43,419
- And, darling?
- Hmm?
967
01:13:43,502 --> 01:13:44,921
Breasts?
968
01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:51,594
Well, I get to choose what I do
with my body, because it's mine.
969
01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:54,889
People have gotta look at you, at least
give 'em somethin' decent to look at.
970
01:13:55,973 --> 01:13:59,393
Ain't that right, zhiang?
And what about you two?
971
01:13:59,477 --> 01:14:01,187
Francis introduced us.
972
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:17,954
Viv, this chicken is delicious.
973
01:14:18,037 --> 01:14:20,873
Oh, thank you, Kenny.
974
01:14:22,375 --> 01:14:23,793
It's not too dry?
975
01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:26,420
Oh! So tender.
976
01:14:29,173 --> 01:14:30,299
I'll get it.
977
01:14:34,971 --> 01:14:36,263
Hey, zhiang.
978
01:14:36,347 --> 01:14:38,015
- Oh, darling!
- Hi!
979
01:14:38,099 --> 01:14:40,685
- Hello.
- How are you? Good to see you.
980
01:14:40,768 --> 01:14:43,104
Red, this is Betty.
981
01:14:43,187 --> 01:14:45,439
Uh, Dolly, Betty.
982
01:14:45,523 --> 01:14:48,442
It's so great
you're finally here and I get to meet you.
983
01:14:48,526 --> 01:14:51,779
It's funny, I get 'Ruby' all the time.
984
01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:54,323
- I'm so sorry we're late, viv.
- Oh!
985
01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:56,200
I'm Kenny, man. Nice to meet you.
986
01:14:56,283 --> 01:14:57,326
- Hi.
- Pleasure.
987
01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:00,413
Thank you.
988
01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:10,506
You can trump last time.
989
01:15:12,133 --> 01:15:13,759
So, what do you do?
990
01:15:13,843 --> 01:15:16,220
- Um... I'm a lawyer.
- Oh!
991
01:15:16,303 --> 01:15:18,681
Very serious job, not like yours.
992
01:15:20,725 --> 01:15:23,644
Oh, I'm very proud of my girl.
993
01:15:23,728 --> 01:15:25,479
She has worked hard.
994
01:15:25,563 --> 01:15:27,982
This little Dolly, she's dynamite.
995
01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:30,818
The kid always had the spirit in her.
996
01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:34,864
Nice one, gramps. He's a wise guy.
997
01:15:34,947 --> 01:15:38,409
Well, blessings
don't come without difficulties.
998
01:15:38,492 --> 01:15:39,493
Amen.
999
01:15:41,996 --> 01:15:44,415
I'd love to see your garden, viv.
1000
01:15:44,498 --> 01:15:47,126
Darling, of course!
1001
01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:48,419
I had let it go,
1002
01:15:48,502 --> 01:15:53,716
but Lionel and zhiang and I have been
working very hard in the garden.
1003
01:15:54,925 --> 01:15:57,261
Let's go. Let's go! Come on!
1004
01:15:57,344 --> 01:15:59,555
- Right. Okay, right now? Okay.
- Oh.
1005
01:15:59,638 --> 01:16:01,974
- Thank you.
- Oh, no, it's my pleasure.
1006
01:16:02,058 --> 01:16:03,059
Excuse me.
1007
01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:05,144
Come on, love.
1008
01:16:05,227 --> 01:16:07,688
Yours is a mashed potato.
1009
01:16:08,731 --> 01:16:11,567
It's good to see you, red.
1010
01:16:12,610 --> 01:16:13,611
Dwinks!
1011
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:26,832
Makes it much better. No, it's fine.
1012
01:16:35,216 --> 01:16:37,301
So, what's the hardest case
you've had?
1013
01:16:37,384 --> 01:16:41,555
Ooh, yeah, I had, um, this one absolute...
1014
01:16:50,106 --> 01:16:52,024
You are out of your mind!
1015
01:16:52,108 --> 01:16:54,735
- Franny. Franny.
- What are you doing?
1016
01:16:56,987 --> 01:17:00,950
Dolly Parton is about being
the best version of yourself,
1017
01:17:01,033 --> 01:17:04,161
but to never take yourself too seriously.
1018
01:17:04,245 --> 01:17:06,705
But you're living as someone else
1019
01:17:06,789 --> 01:17:10,709
with someone else
who is also living as someone else!
1020
01:17:10,793 --> 01:17:13,087
Yeah, so?
1021
01:17:13,170 --> 01:17:15,297
That's the gig!
1022
01:17:15,381 --> 01:17:19,552
And life is working
unbelievably better this way.
1023
01:17:19,635 --> 01:17:22,888
And he is who he is,
which is a version of someone else.
1024
01:17:22,972 --> 01:17:25,733
And you're you, which is you,
which I'm sure is a version of yourself,
1025
01:17:25,808 --> 01:17:29,019
- and, I'm sure, probably someone else!
- You're lost.
1026
01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:31,105
If you're busy being someone else...
1027
01:17:33,899 --> 01:17:35,526
Who's busy being you?
1028
01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:11,437
What am I gonna do, Dolly?
1029
01:18:14,315 --> 01:18:17,067
It's okay to be nervous.
Tomorrow's show's a big deal.
1030
01:18:17,151 --> 01:18:18,751
I don't know what's wrong with me.
1031
01:18:20,154 --> 01:18:24,325
The more unique you are as a person,
the harder it is to be someone else.
1032
01:18:24,408 --> 01:18:26,577
That's why Kenny does it so well.
1033
01:18:26,660 --> 01:18:31,999
He was just a blank canvas before.
He was a starter kit.
1034
01:18:33,417 --> 01:18:38,380
Being Kenny Rogers gave him more
than he ever would have had without it.
1035
01:18:39,131 --> 01:18:42,134
Why did you stop being Neil diamond
when you were so successful?
1036
01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:46,138
I was tired of ripping myself off.
1037
01:18:47,306 --> 01:18:50,476
Ripping my wife off... being someone else.
1038
01:18:52,770 --> 01:18:55,606
The only applause I ever really needed
was from her.
1039
01:18:56,815 --> 01:18:58,400
I realized that too late.
1040
01:18:59,401 --> 01:19:00,861
But who are you?
1041
01:19:03,239 --> 01:19:07,743
I mean, are you a copy?
Are you a copy-copy?
1042
01:19:07,826 --> 01:19:10,329
You're still walking around
like you're Neil diamond.
1043
01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:14,333
Ever read about a frog who dreamed
of being a king and then became one?
1044
01:19:18,545 --> 01:19:22,841
Except for the names and a few
other places, when you talk about me,
1045
01:19:22,925 --> 01:19:24,760
the story's the same one.
1046
01:19:26,387 --> 01:19:29,848
J“ but I got an emptiness deep inside j“
1047
01:19:29,932 --> 01:19:33,686
j“ and I've tried, but
it won't let me go j“
1048
01:19:36,105 --> 01:19:38,565
j“ and I'm not a man who likes to swear j“
1049
01:19:38,649 --> 01:19:41,986
j“ but I never cared for the sound of being
1050
01:19:42,069 --> 01:19:45,072
j“ alone j“
1051
01:19:45,155 --> 01:19:47,866
j“ "I am", isaid j“
1052
01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:53,080
j“ to no-one there j“
1053
01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:59,003
j“ and no one heard at all j“
1054
01:19:59,086 --> 01:20:02,047
j“ not even the chairj“
1055
01:20:03,590 --> 01:20:05,009
you got this, kid.
1056
01:20:05,092 --> 01:20:07,886
J“ "I am", I cried j“
1057
01:20:10,597 --> 01:20:13,392
j“ "I am", said I j“
1058
01:20:15,477 --> 01:20:19,648
j“ and I am lost and I can't j“
1059
01:20:19,732 --> 01:20:22,693
j“ even say why j“
1060
01:20:24,903 --> 01:20:27,698
j“ "I am", isaid j“
1061
01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:33,245
j“ "I am", I cried j“
1062
01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:40,461
j“I am. J“
1063
01:20:47,676 --> 01:20:49,511
It's all a bit ridiculous.
1064
01:20:52,598 --> 01:20:54,808
You get your looks from me,
though, obviously.
1065
01:21:27,591 --> 01:21:29,676
Ladies and gentlemen,
take your seats.
1066
01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:32,346
The show you've all been waiting for.
1067
01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:54,576
J“ Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene j“
1068
01:21:54,660 --> 01:22:01,041
j“ I'm begging of you,
please don't take my man j“
1069
01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:06,588
- j“ Jolene, Jolene j“
- J“ Jolene, Jolene j“
1070
01:22:06,672 --> 01:22:11,927
J“ please don't take him
just because you can j“
1071
01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:15,180
j“ your beauty is beyond compare j“
1072
01:22:15,264 --> 01:22:17,224
j“ with flaming locks of auburn hairj“
1073
01:22:17,307 --> 01:22:22,521
j“ with ivory skin
and eyes of emerald green j“
1074
01:22:23,522 --> 01:22:25,649
j“ your smile is like a breath of spring j“
1075
01:22:25,732 --> 01:22:28,068
j“ your voice is soft like summer rain j“
1076
01:22:28,152 --> 01:22:32,281
j“ and I cannot compete with you, Jolene j“
1077
01:22:34,199 --> 01:22:35,468
J“ in love forever j“
1078
01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:39,746
j“ we can ride it together, ah-ha j“
1079
01:22:39,830 --> 01:22:44,001
j“ making love with each other, ah-ha j“
1080
01:22:44,084 --> 01:22:49,006
j“ islands in the stream,
that is what we are j“
1081
01:22:49,089 --> 01:22:51,341
j“ no one in between j“
1082
01:22:51,425 --> 01:22:53,302
j“ how can we be wrong? J“
1083
01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:58,640
j“ sail away with me to another world j“
1084
01:22:58,724 --> 01:23:02,853
j“ and we'll rely on each other, ah-ha j“
1085
01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:07,774
j“ from one lover to another, ah-ha j“
1086
01:23:07,858 --> 01:23:10,694
J“ baby, I'm burnin',
baby, I'm burnin' j“
1087
01:23:10,777 --> 01:23:14,364
j“ baby, I'm burnin', baby, I'm burnin' j“
1088
01:23:14,448 --> 01:23:17,868
j“ baby, I'm burnin' out of control j“
1089
01:23:17,951 --> 01:23:21,538
j“ baby, I'm burnin', body and soul j“
1090
01:23:21,622 --> 01:23:25,042
j“ hot as a pistol of flaming desire j“
1091
01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:28,629
j“ baby, I'm burnin',
you've got me on fire j“
1092
01:23:28,712 --> 01:23:32,299
j“ baby, I'm burnin' out of control j“
1093
01:23:32,382 --> 01:23:35,427
j“ baby, I'm burnin', body and soul... j“
1094
01:23:47,189 --> 01:23:49,441
Thank you, folks.
Thank you very much.
1095
01:23:50,484 --> 01:23:53,946
- Yee-haw!
- Whoa. Wow. Wow!
1096
01:23:56,323 --> 01:23:57,741
I, uh...
1097
01:23:59,201 --> 01:24:03,956
All right, I usually keep my cards
pretty close to my chest.
1098
01:24:04,957 --> 01:24:07,501
But tonight, I got somethin' to say.
1099
01:24:08,418 --> 01:24:12,005
I love you, baby!
1100
01:24:12,089 --> 01:24:14,967
I love you, I love you, I love you!
1101
01:24:16,176 --> 01:24:17,594
Heaven and earth.
1102
01:24:19,638 --> 01:24:20,847
Oh, no.
1103
01:24:26,562 --> 01:24:27,563
Marry me.
1104
01:24:28,939 --> 01:24:30,190
Kenny.
1105
01:24:30,274 --> 01:24:32,651
He's just foolin' around. Come on, baby.
1106
01:24:32,734 --> 01:24:36,947
Marry me, baby. This is...
This is the way it's meant to be.
1107
01:24:37,030 --> 01:24:38,282
What do you say, folks?
1108
01:24:41,076 --> 01:24:42,578
It's definitely not a joke.
1109
01:24:42,661 --> 01:24:44,580
Well, he's never really been that funny.
1110
01:24:45,581 --> 01:24:48,083
I want all of you to share in this moment.
1111
01:24:49,293 --> 01:24:50,919
Baby, I love you.
1112
01:24:54,131 --> 01:24:56,675
Kenny, you're not in love with me.
1113
01:24:56,758 --> 01:25:00,220
I am. Baby, I sure am.
1114
01:25:00,304 --> 01:25:02,014
Kenny, don't do this.
1115
01:25:03,765 --> 01:25:05,767
I thought that this was what you wanted?
1116
01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:22,909
I can't do this.
1117
01:25:25,621 --> 01:25:27,456
I'm not the girl you want, Kenny.
1118
01:25:29,207 --> 01:25:30,834
I'm not her.
1119
01:25:37,674 --> 01:25:40,969
But that silly Billy Dolly...
1120
01:25:43,513 --> 01:25:46,850
Taught me all the things that you loved,
that I pretended.
1121
01:25:56,068 --> 01:25:59,237
To have confidence in yourself...
1122
01:26:01,615 --> 01:26:04,326
And that bravery is vulnerability...
1123
01:26:05,661 --> 01:26:08,205
And to not put a value on yourself,
1124
01:26:08,288 --> 01:26:10,707
but value the things you love.
1125
01:26:10,791 --> 01:26:12,793
Oh, what are you...
Baby, what are you doin'?
1126
01:26:15,754 --> 01:26:19,216
Dolly's got some wisdom.
Dolly's got so much wisdom.
1127
01:26:20,217 --> 01:26:23,053
I haven't got any wisdom, but I do know
1128
01:26:23,136 --> 01:26:26,390
that I've got to learn to be
all those things, but as me.
1129
01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:29,434
This is not an impulse reaction.
1130
01:26:29,518 --> 01:26:32,979
I'm strip-teasing
in a somewhat untidy fashion,
1131
01:26:33,063 --> 01:26:36,274
all in the name of saving myself...
1132
01:26:43,615 --> 01:26:45,617
And the skin that I'm in.
1133
01:26:59,047 --> 01:27:01,758
J“ it's enough to drive you j“
1134
01:27:01,842 --> 01:27:04,177
j“ crazy if you let it! J“
1135
01:27:18,108 --> 01:27:19,359
I love you, mom.
1136
01:27:22,070 --> 01:27:24,072
I love you too, darling.
1137
01:27:27,075 --> 01:27:29,453
She's mine!
1138
01:27:35,167 --> 01:27:37,836
I propose, then women drop their knickers.
1139
01:27:44,050 --> 01:27:46,011
You go back out there. That's for you.
1140
01:27:46,094 --> 01:27:48,513
It's okay. I don't need it.
1141
01:28:04,654 --> 01:28:06,198
Have a good night, folks.
1142
01:28:49,991 --> 01:28:51,201
Good to see you.
1143
01:28:51,284 --> 01:28:54,120
Aren't you all glad that the king is back!
1144
01:29:01,002 --> 01:29:02,963
Later on today,
and I'm going to say it again,
1145
01:29:03,046 --> 01:29:04,631
I want you to have a great day.
1146
01:29:05,632 --> 01:29:09,427
Later on today, and I'm going to say it
again, I want you to have a great day.
1147
01:29:09,511 --> 01:29:11,012
Kenny! Show time!
1148
01:29:12,013 --> 01:29:13,265
Thanks, Tom.
1149
01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:17,185
Now to the most outstanding valuer
of the year.
1150
01:29:17,269 --> 01:29:19,938
I'm excited to announce the winner is...
1151
01:29:20,021 --> 01:29:21,189
Francis!
1152
01:29:26,820 --> 01:29:28,697
Go, Francis!
1153
01:29:28,780 --> 01:29:30,198
Oh, my god!
1154
01:29:32,659 --> 01:29:35,662
I'm... I'm terrified of public speaking,
1155
01:29:35,745 --> 01:29:37,664
so I hoped wearing this
1156
01:29:37,747 --> 01:29:41,209
would give me David bowie guts
1157
01:29:41,293 --> 01:29:43,628
to get up here and say thank you.
1158
01:29:44,504 --> 01:29:46,172
So, um...
1159
01:29:48,592 --> 01:29:49,843
Thank you.
1160
01:29:52,178 --> 01:29:53,471
Yeah, Francis!
1161
01:29:56,892 --> 01:29:57,892
Whoo!
1162
01:30:10,071 --> 01:30:11,406
I wasn't gonna miss it.
1163
01:30:13,992 --> 01:30:15,660
Awards are kinda stupid.
1164
01:30:17,454 --> 01:30:19,205
I'm really sorry, franny.
1165
01:30:21,541 --> 01:30:23,168
You really pushed it.
1166
01:30:24,836 --> 01:30:27,255
- You pushed me.
- I know.
1167
01:30:28,381 --> 01:30:32,260
I just wanted that feeling that everyone
else looks like they're having.
1168
01:30:32,344 --> 01:30:34,179
You know, that they're respected and...
1169
01:30:35,388 --> 01:30:36,556
You know.
1170
01:30:51,321 --> 01:30:53,949
What would the world do
with two Dolly partons?
1171
01:31:06,628 --> 01:31:08,254
Celebrate?
1172
01:31:15,261 --> 01:31:17,597
- You know I'm doing a new thing?
- Oh, yeah?
1173
01:31:17,681 --> 01:31:19,766
Yeah, I think I've kinda found
my audience.
1174
01:31:19,849 --> 01:31:22,811
- As yourself?
- Yeah. Everyone else is taken.
1175
01:31:37,450 --> 01:31:40,286
My name is red and I'm your teacher.
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