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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:46,129 You know what? 2 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:47,941 The movie got to have a beautiful happy ending. 3 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,008 It's gotta be unpredictable, like a fun indie vibe, 4 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:52,844 black and white, lens flare, it's gotta have lens flare or 5 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:54,263 else it's not a movie... 6 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:56,932 The intended title I'm thinking right now is- 7 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,141 cold dreams. 8 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,520 Hey what? I'd just say? 9 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:02,479 I don't know. 10 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,481 Hey Eddie! Are you listening to me? 11 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:06,942 I got gas. 12 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,860 You got your anti-acids? 13 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:12,781 All right, beautiful? 14 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:15,075 Okay? Maybe you come back soon? 15 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:16,368 And she gone. 16 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:17,744 What is that? 17 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,162 This? 18 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:21,248 Female sanitary appliance. 19 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:23,458 Elite bodyguards all carry 'em. You know why? 20 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:26,003 The second you start bleeding, I pop this shit in 21 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,130 and blood stops. It stops the bleeding. 22 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:29,715 It can save your goddamn life. 23 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:32,259 And get rid of the comic book. 24 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,942 She's gonna be here in like five minutes. 25 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:41,476 Hello? I'm slightly early. 26 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:42,893 Is it Katherine? 27 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:44,998 Take a seat. You want something to eat? 28 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,356 Some lunch would be really nice. 29 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,200 We make an incredible hot dog, what d'ya say? 30 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,028 Hey, Manny let me get a hot dog, 31 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,613 soda and fries, por favor? 32 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:53,572 Diet orange juice, please. 33 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:54,990 Diet orange soda, you got it. 34 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,368 What are these? 35 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,289 I think those are steaks, Louie? 36 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:03,540 No shit, genius. 37 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,417 Why did you pull them out of the freezer? 38 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,835 It's for the dinner crowd. 39 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,563 No, you're not supposed to use these, ass wipe, 40 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:10,714 you're supposed to use the ones in storage, next door! 41 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:13,610 Manny, put these steaks back in the freezer and get me twenty 42 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,552 sirloins from storage, next door. 43 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:18,281 What's the matter with you? Huh? You shit for brains! 44 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,891 I told you, I told which steaks to sell here. 45 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,310 One more time, both of you, I'm gonna violate you to your 46 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:24,412 parole officer, you hear me? 47 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:25,830 You'll be upstate in a heartbeat, you got it? 48 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:27,373 The credit card machine is still on he Fritz, Louie. 49 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,524 Yeah well, you're taking cash until it's fixed. 50 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,326 As you know... 51 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:42,009 I'm so sorry, there so much in your mouth. 52 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:48,210 As you know, you were recommended to me 53 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:50,754 by Thomas tresham, a client of mine. 54 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:52,964 Wh-who? 55 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:53,882 British Tommy. 56 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,050 Oh Tommy. 57 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:56,885 He recommended you, highly. 58 00:02:57,886 --> 00:02:59,680 I was his lawyer in London. 59 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:01,098 You're a lawyer? 60 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:06,144 An item will be delivered at a location. 61 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:07,896 Next week. 62 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:11,566 I want you to intercept the delivery and bring it to me. 63 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,652 Yeah, we can do that, baby. 64 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,782 The man making the exchange, has guards. 65 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,786 He will meet and exchange the package with others. 66 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,149 The fee is twenty thousand each. 67 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,207 Well, the going rate's thirty. Each. 68 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:29,543 I'm not going to go higher than twenty. 69 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,712 That's inclusive of two passports. 70 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:33,588 Wait a minute. The gig's not here? 71 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,090 No, it's in London next week. 72 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:38,051 Next...? You came all the way from London, england? 73 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:39,344 Forus? 74 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:41,972 This isn't really my field and Mr. Tresham is 75 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:45,809 my sole contact in this area. 76 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:47,936 Well that's tough luck. 77 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:50,689 Our parole's conditional on us maintaining employment here. 78 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,458 Plus your offer is way too low especially if we're 79 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:53,817 going to jump the pond. 80 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,112 How much do I owe you? 81 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:59,048 You know there's gotta be a way we can work this out, 82 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,008 don't you think? We haven't even thought it through for a second. 83 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:02,117 Maybe we can talk about it? 84 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:05,871 Is your diner a chain? 85 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:08,290 Yeah. A real shitty, shitty chain. 86 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,500 If I can sort out your parole issues and this 87 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:14,004 establishment, would you agree to the venture at my price? 88 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,714 Knock yourself out. 89 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,340 Break's over, ladies. 90 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,424 Erm-Louie? 91 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,427 Yes, darling. 92 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:28,059 You buy cheap stock, steaks on this occasion with 93 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:31,104 your own money and you store them next door. 94 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,249 If twenty steaks are ordered, you serve the cheap steaks you 95 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,126 bought, not the ones on the premises that are bought 96 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,402 by the company. You don't fix the credit card machine so 97 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,464 everyone pays in cash. You keep the cash for yourself. 98 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:41,758 If head office gets suspicious and check the stock they'll 99 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:45,160 find it all still here on the premises in the freezer, unused. 100 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:47,704 That's all very illegal. 101 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,624 Eddie is going away for a week. 102 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,310 He's going to be bringing his friend, Paul. 103 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,752 Yes, with Paul. 104 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:56,004 You're going to call their parole officier, say you're 105 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:58,089 sending them away on a catering course as they're 106 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:00,592 doing so well and that they'll be unable to attend, otherwise 107 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:03,637 I'm going to call head office, tell them about your illegal 108 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,224 activities which I assure you will result in your prosecution. 109 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,809 Do we have an agreement? 110 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:18,276 Hey, Louie! You're a disgrace to the restaurant business, 111 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,571 you fucking skunk! Katherine, we're in! 112 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,447 No, we're not in. 113 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:23,549 We're not in. We're not in yet. 114 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:24,866 Thirty. Each. Or no deal. 115 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,076 Twenty, no higher. 116 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,036 Thirty. You need me. 117 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,247 Agreed. 118 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:33,166 On one condition. 119 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,627 No-one gets harmed. 120 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:38,380 If it them or us, I know who I'm choosing there, Princess. 121 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,341 Don't call me that. 122 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,043 Yoga? 123 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:22,716 You look healthy. 124 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,511 I've been meaning to say for the past few days. 125 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:29,472 I do tai chi myself. 126 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:33,435 It's a soft martial art, keeps me-supple. 127 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:36,771 He does look good though, right? 128 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:37,856 You do look good. 129 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:40,066 You do look good- cardio, is what I do. 130 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,402 Panic attack doesn't count as cardio. 131 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:43,403 Whatever. 132 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,126 Hey, you know what, corny? What'd you say, 133 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,716 after this, we talk about your acting career. 134 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:47,967 I'd be delighted to. 135 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:49,031 You ever tread the boards? 136 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,452 No, my good man. 137 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,203 I'm actually a film producer. 138 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,057 Can I just say what a pleasure it is to be working 139 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,291 with you again. 140 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:58,561 I hope I didn't inconvenience you in requesting you come 141 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:02,797 to London but I couldn't think of anyone I trust more. 142 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:06,259 Tommy, I don't think we need the silencer. 143 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,345 If the shit hits the fan, the louder the better. 144 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,346 You know what I mean? 145 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,972 Take it off, please. 146 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:14,059 The louder the better. That's so wise. 147 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:34,245 What the... 148 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:35,913 Hey man? 149 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,111 Why don't you like kitty cats? 150 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:07,195 Because dogs are better. 151 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:08,780 Dogs aren't better. 152 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:10,240 Yeah, more independent? 153 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,449 Hands up, motherfucker. 154 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,201 Put your fucking hands up, right now! 155 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,245 Hands in the air, there's a good chap or those 156 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,622 lovely long eyelashes will close forever. 157 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:20,333 Come here. Come on come on. Come come come come. 158 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,544 Drop the bag! Drop the bag! 159 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:23,920 Drop the fucking bag! 160 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,214 Do what he says. This guy's a fucking maniac. 161 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,425 Kick it over to me. 162 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:29,926 Kick it over to me!! 163 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,012 Kick it over, man. Nobody needs to get hurt. 164 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:34,139 Ok, kick it over to me right now, kick it right now. 165 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,348 Are you fucking serious? 166 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:37,017 Come on guys, stop fucking around. 167 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,393 Are you fucking kidding me. 168 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:39,519 What are you? A fucking-? 169 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:40,311 What do I do? 170 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:41,521 Pick it up. 171 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,290 I'm going to pick it up but nobody going to fucking 172 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:44,149 move, do you hear me? 173 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,066 Nobody move, nobody fucking move! 174 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,568 Pick it up. Nobody fucking... 175 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,237 Keep the gun on him! 176 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,690 Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Stay where you are! 177 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:29,235 All right, all right. Calm down, easy. 178 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:30,403 Hey hey! 179 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,279 Stay back! 180 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,572 Game over, man. It's over. 181 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:33,406 Stay back! 182 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,741 Just chill out, man. 183 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,408 Hey, hey, hey, wait! 184 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:37,952 Easy, easy, easy? 185 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:48,505 Shit. 186 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,258 Shit. 187 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,222 Shit. 188 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,600 Shit. 189 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,263 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 190 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,855 Get it- get the hell out of here! 191 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,899 Let's go!! Let's go!! 192 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,153 Oh, here they are. 193 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,492 All tickety-boo, chaps? 194 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,537 Let's go! Let's tickety fucking move! 195 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,543 Start the fucking car! 196 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,253 Ok, calm down. 197 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:42,058 My name is dino Lane and this one is for Deacon and the lads. 198 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,017 Shout out lads! 199 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,477 - Thanks, dino. 200 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,438 Bravo, dino! 201 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,276 Ok? From the top? 202 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,611 The Americans stole that bag and they'll give it to 203 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,530 that cow tomorrow- what do you do then? 204 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:58,199 Once we see the exchange, that's when we move. 205 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:01,703 Take the bag and anything else, no prisoners. 206 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,580 What don't you do? 207 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,290 Look inside the bag. 208 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,126 Straight after you get the bag, you go to this address, 209 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:12,589 call me, sit tight, no other calls, you don't leave for food, 210 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:16,050 smokes, girls, nothing. You wait. 211 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:17,844 For me. 212 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,181 Oy, Billy Ray Cyrus? 213 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,427 How many times have I told you to fix the bloody door! 214 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,270 Fix it!! 215 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,607 Dexter and I are going upstairs for a business meeting. 216 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,984 Do not call me. Do not disturb me. 217 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,111 Hand over a bottle of red. 218 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,487 Come on! 219 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,324 Evening, Mrs. Bradshaw. 220 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:44,370 Fuck off George, you stink of ketchup and-farts. 221 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,626 What business, mum? 222 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,753 Did you book the tickets to Barbados? 223 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:55,918 I'm not going to spend all year in this fucking dump. 224 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:00,386 I gave birth to a fucking haircut. 225 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,681 Just like his fucking dad? 226 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,893 Don't he look silly boys, eh? 227 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,144 Eh? 228 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,438 Fucking stupid? 229 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,245 Change of plan. 230 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,496 I'm going with you. 231 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,249 You stay here and lock up. 232 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,503 You two come with me. 233 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,178 We ain't open. 234 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,725 Scrambled eggs on toast? 235 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,102 2.95 236 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,479 trouble maker. 237 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,106 Plain omlette? 238 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,774 3.95 239 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,859 oi, mullet head? What is it? 240 00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:59,195 Double denim day, yeah? 241 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,114 This jacket- 242 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,448 was me dad's. 243 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,536 You bring your dad down here, yeah? 244 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,288 I take you and your dad. 245 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,497 Huh? 246 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,376 Good. 247 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,885 Okay. 248 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,138 That's right. 249 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,107 You all right? 250 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,901 Had a bunch of queens trying it on a minute ago- 251 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,538 I've lost a button. 252 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,083 I've lost a button. 253 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,670 Get some aprons on. 254 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:08,806 Wakey, wakey, rise and shine, Hong Kong phooey? 255 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,851 Come on, there's a good lad. 256 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,314 Show me a room where I can lock you in. 257 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,066 There's a pantry... 258 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,984 Ju... just down... Just down there... 259 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,070 Mind your hair when you go down there... 260 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,534 I, I, I meant your head not your hair. 261 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,120 My dad had his hair like this. 262 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,331 I, I, I love your dad, I wish he was still alive... 263 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,290 Your hair... 264 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,709 I didn't mean it! I, I wasn't... 265 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,137 I'll have a coffee. 266 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,654 All right, all cool! 267 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,175 You think a person thrown and killed from a great height is... 268 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,075 All cool? 269 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,260 - That was, that was unavoidable. - That... 270 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,553 - That.., you can't... - That was ahh... 271 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,538 - He tripped. - Yeah, that was an act of god. 272 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,289 You're a lawyer, you know about that... 273 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,041 I assumed you were professionals. 274 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,602 Oh, I'm so sorry, we are professionals, 275 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,669 what did you just say? 276 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,213 We had an agreement, no-one seriously injured. 277 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:25,216 Cut the shit and hand over our cash you brat... 278 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,801 Right, come on, gimme my money. 279 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:31,681 Christ! What is it? 280 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,141 A Mary poppins bag? 281 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,731 What the fuck is this. 282 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,251 It's short... It's fucking way short. 283 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:46,571 Well, the agreement was thirty each and no-one seriously hurt 284 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,866 but you didn't adhere to that, so a penalty it drops to my 285 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,243 original offer of twenty each. 286 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,832 I tell you what, you take the hamburger 287 00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,251 and I'll take the fillet mignon. 288 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,045 Give it to me! 289 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,215 Give it to me! Give... give... Give it to me... 290 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,925 - Come on, come on, come on... - No! 291 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,530 Aaahhh!!! 292 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,201 What was that? 293 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,455 Watch her, watch the rucksack. 294 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,707 - Don't move. - Don't fucking move. 295 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,250 Watch her good, hear me? 296 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,139 There's a dead dude in the kitchen. 297 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,223 What? 298 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,018 Who's the dead dude in the kitchen? 299 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,311 I know nothing about that. 300 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,413 Who the fuck are these two people? 301 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:02,605 I don't know. 302 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:05,942 Come on, come on... 303 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,045 It's okay, just tell us, you wanted them to take care of 304 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,589 us and then keep the money, is that it? 305 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,132 Don't move. Stop. Who's the bag for? 306 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,199 That's not your concern. 307 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,468 Yes it is our fucking concern. 308 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,619 Someone tries to kill us, it's our concern, Princess. 309 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,430 - Stop calling me that. - Everyone makes mistakes... 310 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:19,973 Wan can I talk to you in private, in private, 311 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,541 just you and me, just talk in private. 312 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,729 Don't look, look away for one second... 313 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,212 We're going to talk for a second. 314 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,683 Do you have any idea what's inside this bag? 315 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,467 - Look, I... what? - Kitty cats? I don't... 316 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,636 I don't like kitty cats... Bearer bonds. 317 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,346 About eight hundred thousand. 318 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:36,847 Eight hundred fucking thousand. 319 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,058 She didn't tell us that... 320 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,202 What the fuck we do with 'em? 321 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,954 We fence the bonds, get the fuck out of dodge, 322 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,563 what we still doing here, right? 323 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,874 Better be on the run with a ton of money than nothing at all! 324 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:46,898 Did she hear that? 325 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,068 Use your indoor voice. 326 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,195 Okay this is it for me. What d'ya think? Fence it? 327 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,533 You think she knew about these guys? 328 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,214 Where'd she go? Where's the rucksack? 329 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,112 Katherine. 330 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,281 Arkady. 331 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,824 What a surprise... 332 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,826 Would you like some... Umm breakfast? 333 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,578 Coffee? Croissant? 334 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:41,996 Ahh-umm, I shouldn't. 335 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,626 Well, tell us what happened? 336 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:52,006 - I waited for the Americans to collect the bonds, they did. 337 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,182 Two men arrived... They attacked us. 338 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,517 She's lying. 339 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,355 The Americans fought them off. 340 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:08,939 I managed to slip away with the bag. 341 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,900 Ugly cow is lying. 342 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,444 Why would my men do such a thing? 343 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,863 Continue. 344 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,782 Still have the Americans' money 345 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,660 I think it's better we pay them off... if... 346 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:21,952 They've done nothing wrong. 347 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,707 Ah, thank you for all your help. 348 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,085 You are now debt free. 349 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,963 I'll be sorry to lose your services. 350 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,049 So I can pay the Americans off? 351 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,760 No we'll take of the Americans ourselves. 352 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,471 Why take a chance. 353 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,224 Just, just, tell us where they are. 354 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,356 As your legal advisor, I think it's best if we don't add 355 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,484 murder to your current issues... 356 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:57,279 And, umm, I don't want to be an accessory. 357 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,199 Hmm, well are you asking me for a favor? 358 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,159 A favor that's in your interest. 359 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:05,246 Well, if I do this favor for you it'll mean you still owe me the 360 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,623 same amount, the debt would be back on. 361 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:08,749 That's not fair... 362 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:13,754 I, I've done everything that you... 363 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,093 Ah fine. 364 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:34,900 Fucking fuck! 365 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,694 Fuckers! 366 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,659 I'm going to choose to believe that... 367 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:47,371 You sent your two men to simply collect the bonds as I 368 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,331 instructed but then... 369 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:53,335 They took it upon themselves to attack the Americans... 370 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,005 And take everything without your knowledge... 371 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,088 No, no... 372 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,594 I'm choosing to believe you had nothing to do with it. 373 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,846 Arkady, I swear on my... 374 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,101 I swear on my mother's... 375 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,994 Deacon, you... 376 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,665 Are a repulsive... 377 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,000 Testicle. 378 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:37,171 Those two men of yours will show up... 379 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:38,547 Somewhere. 380 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:53,062 I'm going to meet your friends downstairs. 381 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,855 You stay here til I get back. 382 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:57,107 Do not move from this spot. 383 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,778 Piggy... eh? 384 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,947 Come on... come with me. 385 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:15,125 Two large tuna Mayo baguettes 386 00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:10,514 Chicks. 387 00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:11,724 You know what I mean? 388 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,350 Chicks. 389 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:15,394 Shape-shifting. 390 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,456 At least we'll be back in the us tomorrow, right? 391 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,608 Out of this shithole of a fucking country. 392 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:22,985 Yeah, that's right. 393 00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:27,698 Hello? 394 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:28,781 Who's that? 395 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,702 Fine... fucking fine. 396 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,165 It was Katherine. She's on her way up. 397 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,642 Tommy must have told her where we were. 398 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,168 You let her up here, now? 399 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,545 - Right now? - Yeah. 400 00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:44,715 Right-course you let her up, you're a genius. 401 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,300 That's awesome. 402 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,097 Come to take more of our money, 403 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,933 cause we don't have anymore thanks to you. 404 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:59,355 I came to explain... And apologize. 405 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,856 Apologize? 406 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,650 For stabbing us in the back? 407 00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:04,401 I saved your life. How did...? 408 00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:05,903 Will you let me explain? 409 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,322 Arkady is the man who organized the job. 410 00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:10,157 I owed him a substantial amount of money. 411 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,327 Getting you to steal the bonds was how I'd pay him back. 412 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,037 We're delighted you're off the hook. 413 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,622 Arkady wanted you both dead. 414 00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:19,458 I convinced him not to do it but at great cost. 415 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:22,378 I am now back in debt to him. 416 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,464 One of his people, an animal by the name of 417 00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:28,592 Deacon bradshaw sent those two men to steal everything. 418 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,552 I think you're full of shit. 419 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,530 Well I think you were going to sell the bonds leaving me 420 00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:34,473 - at arkady's mercy. - Oh, you don't know... 421 00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:35,575 Arkady's planning something. 422 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:36,433 Who cares. 423 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:37,851 I care, I do. I care. 424 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:41,188 Arkady and Deacon met three men involved with them previously... 425 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,732 Serious armed robbers. 426 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:47,778 I'm sure arkady is using the bonds to fund a large robbery... 427 00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:51,115 I thought that, umm it might be something we could take 428 00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:53,909 advantage of, capitalize on, all of us. 429 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:57,162 Ahh, that's why she came back, not to apologize... 430 00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:58,330 Come on, let's go. 431 00:24:58,414 --> 00:24:59,623 Let's go, honey. 432 00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:01,542 Let's go, come on, let's go 433 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,005 it's a no. 434 00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:13,846 You're here illegally with forged passports, you've 435 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:16,098 violated your parole, you've committed a robbery... 436 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,433 And a murder. 437 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:19,327 If the police were informed, you'd spend the rest of your 438 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,687 life locked up, probably never see your country again. 439 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:25,441 You threatening me? 440 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,485 You're in this just as much as we are, Princess. 441 00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:30,404 I'm not involved in the slightest. 442 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:32,239 And whatever you say, 443 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:36,660 they'll believe me over a pair of convicted criminals. 444 00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:39,955 Oh, and let's not forget the museum cctv footage of your 445 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,750 recent shambolic... endeavor. 446 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:46,628 You know, I think they'll be able to match your faces despite 447 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:52,217 your mastery of disguise with... with baseball caps. 448 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:54,803 Oh no, I think they worked. 449 00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:58,557 I'll be upstairs in the bar for fifteen minutes... 450 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,100 Excuse me. 451 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,734 What's 'shambolic'? 452 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:10,652 What the fuck is wrong with you? 453 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,297 What's wrong with me? What you talking about? 454 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:14,215 It's a no, you said it's a no like five fucking times! 455 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:15,157 It's a no. 456 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,801 It's a no? She could call the cops on us! 457 00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:18,344 Calm down... Lower your fucking voice... 458 00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:20,079 She could call the cops on us. 459 00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:21,514 We're gonna listen to what she has to say. 460 00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,378 What are you wearing? What are you, Ron Jeremy? 461 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:24,958 This is my... This is what I wear... 462 00:26:25,042 --> 00:26:26,335 Please, god. 463 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,855 When I get out the shower and I don't want to put on pants and I 464 00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:29,797 wanna feel like a goddam man. 465 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,340 Please take that off. 466 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,842 In the name of baby Jesus, take that thing off. 467 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,779 I am so sorry. What is this? You put on a shirt? 468 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:36,905 I don't know what you're talking about. 469 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,531 Are you trying to look pretty for someone? 470 00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:40,355 Is it for me? Do you wanna look pretty for me? 471 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,517 Maybe. 472 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,893 No, I don't think it's for me. 473 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,900 Hello, handsome. 474 00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:57,991 All right, lads? 475 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:02,829 How's the knee? 476 00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:04,623 Better. 477 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:05,874 It looks fantastic. 478 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:14,842 You? 479 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,969 I shink I need a dentisht. 480 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,722 Sorry about everything, sir. 481 00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:23,142 Not a problem. You kept quiet yeah? 482 00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:24,101 Not a word. 483 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,310 Shat tight ever shince. 484 00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:26,436 You what? 485 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,520 Shat. 486 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:31,608 We're gonna get you a doctor... 487 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:33,110 And you a dentisht... 488 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:34,903 Dentist. 489 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:38,031 Give you some cash, send you away somewhere... 490 00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:41,243 Get some sun till things die down... 491 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,620 How d'ya fancy Spain? 492 00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:45,247 Sounds good, boss. 493 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:47,583 You two hungry? 494 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:48,917 Fish and chips? 495 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:52,629 Can I have a private word? 496 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,926 Be back in a jiffy. 497 00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:15,444 Please don't... please, please 498 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:16,612 ssshhh! 499 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,364 Please... please... 500 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,039 We get in here and you let me do the talking, okay? 501 00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:30,082 You got it. 502 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,519 I got this, you're gonna give me the ball. 503 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,271 - You're the cap. - I know exactly what to say. 504 00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:34,296 - Run like oj. - Yes. 505 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:35,631 Take off your glasses. 506 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:38,508 We're not going to do it.. 507 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:40,177 You want me to call the police? 508 00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:41,345 Yeah, go ahead. 509 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:42,739 Good luck with everything, Hannibal cause we're not 510 00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:44,056 going to do it. 511 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,893 What is it you that want? 512 00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:51,855 If we're going to help, whatever you got already planned, I know 513 00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:54,125 you got something already planned, we want eighty percent. 514 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,317 Not fifty-fifty. 515 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,693 Eighty percent, not fifty-fifty. 516 00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:57,486 You understand? 517 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:58,320 Not fifty, fifty. 518 00:28:58,403 --> 00:28:59,488 That's not fair. 519 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:00,906 What d'ya mean it's not fair? 520 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,270 We're not here to bargain with you, Princess. You need me. 521 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:07,120 I need a moment to process this information... 522 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:08,538 Take your moment... 523 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:13,877 Is it happening? 524 00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,048 Twenty percent would be sufficient. 525 00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:20,425 Yes!! Twenty... sorry, twenty percent would be good. 526 00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:22,386 All right. When this is finished, I'm gone... 527 00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:24,554 I'm... this... I'm done, you understand? 528 00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:26,181 I'm outta here. 529 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,517 That means I'm getting a jet plane, going across the pond 530 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,394 back to where I belong, do you understand? 531 00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:31,853 You got me? 532 00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:32,937 Do you copy that? 533 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:33,980 She got it. 534 00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:36,817 Eighty percent 535 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:38,443 my pineapple... 536 00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:42,864 All right, chop, chop. 537 00:29:45,993 --> 00:29:47,953 Great to be working with you again, Eddie. 538 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,293 Right. 539 00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:55,794 Sorry, could you concentrate? 540 00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:57,254 Yah. 541 00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,299 Across this street is Deacon's pub... 542 00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:03,427 He lives there, with every illegal activity that 543 00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:06,555 arkady funds through it. Is suggest we monitor it, 544 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:09,725 follow him and his associates from here. 545 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:11,728 Our entrance is on a completely different street. 546 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,353 Deacon won't see us come in or out. 547 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:15,480 Our base, we'll live here. 548 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,482 What's that smell? 549 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:22,279 Sorry. 550 00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:26,907 Thoughts? 551 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:28,535 Makes sense. I like it. 552 00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:29,870 Dart board. I dig it. 553 00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:31,496 What are you, fucking crazy? 554 00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:32,414 This mural's amazing... 555 00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:33,623 This place's a shithole. 556 00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:34,708 We gotta lot of space... 557 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,460 They're painting over the fucking faeces. 558 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:38,670 You don't even smell that? Smells like a gorilla shit 559 00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:40,922 in his hand, then ate it and shit again on the ground. 560 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:43,592 You better get me a hotel cause I'm not fucking staying here. 561 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,135 Yeah, good. I've rented it. 562 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:49,014 There's food here in the fridge, bedding's in the other room, 563 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:50,640 toiletries... 564 00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:52,601 What the fuck is this? 565 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,686 You expect us to use this cheap waxy shit? 566 00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:56,622 Well, you want more expensive items, you to have to pay for 567 00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:58,774 them out of your own pocket. Now as we're all... 568 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:01,610 Participating equally, but I'm the sole person who is 569 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:03,904 forwarding funds here, I will want my share of these 570 00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:07,407 purchases... and the rent on successful completion. 571 00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:12,037 I've got an itemized bill with receipts of my spend so far. 572 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,206 You are going to need surveillance items... 573 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:16,666 Please list them but no purchases will be made until 574 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:19,002 everyone's given the all clear. 575 00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:20,253 Ag Reed? 576 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:39,189 Nice trainers, is that what you call them, trainers? 577 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:40,482 - Unique. - Yes. 578 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:43,527 What if I do this like that... go kung fu- 579 00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:46,881 interrupt me again and I will snap your fucking arm off, 580 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,115 Cornelius. 581 00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:49,574 Listen up!! 582 00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:52,744 This is my high-end moisturized toilet paper. 583 00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:54,871 Nobody fucking uses it! 584 00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:56,248 Do you understand! 585 00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:59,334 Do you fucking understand? 586 00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:13,723 Or next week? 587 00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:14,933 Lunch? 588 00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:25,370 Why don't you get some sleep for a second... 589 00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:27,153 My shift. 590 00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:53,096 Elegant simple solutions are always the best. 591 00:32:53,847 --> 00:32:55,390 I'm sorry, come again? 592 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,809 In the 60s space race, NASA were faced with 593 00:32:57,893 --> 00:32:59,060 the problem of inventing a 594 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:01,897 pen for their astronauts that would write in zero gravity. 595 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:05,150 Spent millions, eventually came up with a pen that worked. 596 00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:08,153 The Russians faced with the same problem, gave their 597 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,530 cosmonauts... a pencil. 598 00:33:10,614 --> 00:33:11,698 You a communist, Katherine? 599 00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,784 Hey, dude, come on, these are fun facts here... 600 00:33:14,868 --> 00:33:17,829 Whether the story is true or not, the point is, we expend too 601 00:33:17,913 --> 00:33:20,665 much time on a complex problem while overlooking the elegant 602 00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:23,001 simple solution that is right before our eyes. 603 00:33:23,084 --> 00:33:25,670 Is that how you figured out about Louie and the steaks? 604 00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:29,299 It was obvious, a total moron would have spotted it. 605 00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:34,662 I bought napkins, you know... If you want to get a little... 606 00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:37,389 I'm gonna... 607 00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:38,850 Yup- 608 00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:46,441 Hey. 609 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:47,776 My turn. 610 00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:50,654 Any action? 611 00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:52,197 No, nothing... 612 00:33:54,324 --> 00:33:57,077 We know what we are but not... 613 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,703 What we may be. 614 00:33:59,913 --> 00:34:01,081 Wow... 615 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:05,752 Hey, how do you know Katherine, anyway? 616 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:07,921 She's my cousin. 617 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:09,547 Really? 618 00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:11,692 Why's she doing all this, I mean she's not 619 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:12,801 exactly the criminal type. 620 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,302 She was... 621 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:18,598 Working for a huge law firm then she met some chap who convinced 622 00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:22,018 her to give him her life savings to start up a business. 623 00:34:22,102 --> 00:34:25,021 The business was going under so he asked her to get a loan 624 00:34:25,105 --> 00:34:28,900 from arkady. She did and the fucker ran off 625 00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:31,861 with the money and her best friend... 626 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,882 Next thing I know, she's working solely for arkady to pay the 627 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,074 debt off... 628 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:38,618 I tried to track him down but it was impossible. 629 00:34:38,702 --> 00:34:40,245 I'd fucking snapped his neck. 630 00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:42,831 Full crew on the porch. 631 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:44,457 I see 'em. I'm on it. 632 00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:46,251 I'm gonna follow 'em on foot. 633 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,568 My shift... 634 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:13,069 Go and eat. 635 00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:15,193 Actually, I may go for a walk. I'm going for a walk. 636 00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:17,866 Going for a walk. Be back soon. 637 00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:29,044 Hello, darlin'... What can I get you? 638 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,504 You can start by getting me a beer. 639 00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:32,881 You're an American are you? 640 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,049 Yes, ma'am. 641 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,132 Say that again. 642 00:35:35,175 --> 00:35:37,844 Ye-s maa-am. 643 00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:39,220 Ohh... 644 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:52,275 I work for NASA. 645 00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:53,360 Nooo. 646 00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:55,403 Yes, it's crazy. Steven Hawking got me the job... 647 00:35:56,446 --> 00:35:59,074 Anyway, I had to stop because I went on this insane mission. 648 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,910 One time there's an asteroid, coming to earth, right? 649 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,286 Wow. 650 00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:05,681 But we need to blow it up so it doesn't hit earth, so we split 651 00:36:05,705 --> 00:36:07,725 it into two, right but I came out, I'm so tired saving the 652 00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:10,019 world so I was like, you know what, I'll just produce movies. 653 00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:11,086 I'm in the arts you know. 654 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,587 You? What'd you do? 655 00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:14,923 There... my pictures, see? 656 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,174 You made those? 657 00:36:17,217 --> 00:36:18,259 Genital fruits. 658 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,970 Genital fruits is what you call them. 659 00:36:21,054 --> 00:36:22,472 My name's dawn by the way. 660 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:23,932 Teddy Roosevelt. 661 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,810 Oh, for fuck's sake, Dexter! 662 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:28,561 Excuse me. 663 00:36:28,645 --> 00:36:30,105 I'm here at the weekends usually. 664 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,188 Oh yeah? 665 00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:34,984 No. I told you it was over. Now, hop it! Come on... 666 00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:00,885 Good morning. 667 00:37:00,969 --> 00:37:02,512 Top of the morning. 668 00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:04,013 How did your... 669 00:37:04,097 --> 00:37:05,974 Mission go? 670 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:07,267 Waste of time. 671 00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:09,352 That... bar was busy. Couldn't understand 672 00:37:09,436 --> 00:37:11,521 their accents, they don't speak like you do. 673 00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:15,066 They're old school, working class cockneys, a dying breed. 674 00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:16,860 Kept saying the 'c' word. 675 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:17,943 Cunt. 676 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:21,823 They kept saying 'dog and bone' and... 677 00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:24,951 'Throw a pint down my Gregory' 678 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:26,870 Gregory peck... 679 00:37:26,953 --> 00:37:29,247 They'd throw a beer, down my Gregory peck... neck. 680 00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:30,331 Wh... what is that? 681 00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:32,167 It's rhyming. Cockney rhyming slang. 682 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,334 Slang? 683 00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:34,502 It rhymes. 684 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:36,504 Dog and bones... um... phone. 685 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,673 - Cool. - Dog and bone... 686 00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:41,593 Gregory peck, neck... 687 00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:45,096 Eh mate, er-eh maa-ate... 688 00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:47,265 Al'right mate... 689 00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:49,684 Ooy, innit... 690 00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:53,605 Gregory peck, neck ain't it, inn't... 691 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:54,856 Pretty good, huh? 692 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:56,191 Nah... 693 00:37:57,358 --> 00:37:58,693 I'll work on it... 694 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:00,069 Any tips? 695 00:38:00,153 --> 00:38:03,156 Imagine you're chewing on a sandwich whilst talking. 696 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:04,239 Right... 697 00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:07,994 I'll bring my uncle Martin and his pals on this next time 698 00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:09,746 Deacon goes to that bar. 699 00:38:20,924 --> 00:38:22,008 You see something? 700 00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:23,635 No it's all good. 701 00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,262 It's my shift. 702 00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:27,346 Okay. 703 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:33,560 Tea, Eddie? 704 00:38:33,603 --> 00:38:35,396 I'm good. Thank you. 705 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:13,768 On seeing a young lady, degrading comments 706 00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:17,981 are made. Mickey: "I'd finger her with all five." 707 00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:20,859 Deacon: "You fucking cunt, 708 00:39:20,942 --> 00:39:24,362 the only thing you've fingered is your arsehole"... 709 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:26,489 Laughter ensues. 710 00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:30,243 George: "Look at the tits on it, 711 00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:33,329 I'd bang that whore till it dropped off." 712 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:38,960 Milroy primus: "I never go down on bad pussy." 713 00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:43,506 Mickey... urr... um "I bet she could swallow and fart 714 00:39:43,590 --> 00:39:45,842 at the same time." 715 00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:49,178 I have "swallow and part." 716 00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:50,889 No, umm er... 717 00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:53,683 I, I think it's 'swallow and farts... 718 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:55,768 Doesn't make sense at all. 719 00:39:55,852 --> 00:39:57,020 I agree. 720 00:39:57,103 --> 00:39:58,497 What would be the point of swallowing... 721 00:39:58,521 --> 00:39:59,939 Thank you... uncle. 722 00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:01,816 Very thorough. Excellent work. 723 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,526 Not a problem... Thomas. 724 00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:07,739 May I ask... is Mr. Deacon a herpetologist? 725 00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:10,408 What's that? 726 00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:14,704 Well, it's from the Greek, 'herpien' meaning 'to creep'. 727 00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:19,042 A branch of zoology dealing with the study of amphibians. 728 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,961 I'm asking because the gentleman with the extravagant 729 00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:24,339 hairstyle... Deacon... 730 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:29,302 He kept on repeating 'blue iguana'... 731 00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:33,681 Blue iguana this, blue iguana that. 732 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:39,520 "The money that fat tub of shit arkady and us will be 733 00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:44,067 making will be fucking... Orgasmic". 734 00:40:45,485 --> 00:40:46,653 Blue iguana... 735 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,821 It's a diamond. 736 00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:52,492 Sorry... we... what happened? 737 00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:54,619 - Blue iguana is a diamond. - What is it? 738 00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:56,639 Has it magical powers like it curses anybody who touches it, 739 00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:58,307 see what you're gonna look like when you're old. 740 00:40:58,331 --> 00:40:59,332 No. It's just a diamond. 741 00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:00,935 If you look into it, do you see your future? 742 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:03,544 In the 80s a Turkish prince married an English woman. 743 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:06,798 He purchased the blue iguana as a wedding gift. 744 00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:10,385 He loved her but she partied, gambled. 745 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:13,054 She was too wild for him, didn't work. 746 00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:15,348 But wouldn't divorce her. He went home, sent her 747 00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:17,767 to Switzerland, provided her with a few million a year. 748 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,060 My heart bleeds for her. 749 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:21,980 A few months ago I heard he decided to take her back, he 750 00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:23,707 wants to present her at a family gathering... 751 00:41:23,731 --> 00:41:25,483 Wearing the diamond. 752 00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:31,155 So she lost it in a card game to a man named Jacob Taylor. 753 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,449 Without it he won't take her back... 754 00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:36,744 The diamond is kept in a high security safety deposit centre. 755 00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:39,098 If arkady steals the diamond for the Princess, she'll be welcomed 756 00:41:39,122 --> 00:41:41,457 back and ensure he is too. 757 00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:43,084 Very lucrative for him... 758 00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:46,921 Arkady's tired of funding Deacon's illegal activities 759 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,089 to survive. 760 00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:50,383 He wants to make a large amount of money and retire. 761 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:51,568 Do you know this Princess? 762 00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:52,593 - Vaguely. 763 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:55,221 Arkady introduced us, did some work for her. 764 00:41:55,304 --> 00:41:58,266 And how do you propose we get into this hi-tech facility, huh? 765 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:00,768 You got to be juiced up on the inside. 766 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:02,103 We know fucking... nothing! 767 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:05,106 They could have security systems, timers, smart water, 768 00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:07,567 fucking motion sensor detectors! 769 00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:09,461 They could have all that shit and we don't know because we 770 00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:10,278 can't fucking see! 771 00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:11,654 Don't need to know. 772 00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:13,757 We steal it from Deacon when he steals it, give it to 773 00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:15,450 the Princess, collect the reward. 774 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:17,952 Simple solution to a complex problem. 775 00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:24,083 Ok... 776 00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:26,287 If that simple solution works, what'd think she'd pay? 777 00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:29,964 Between five to six million. 778 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:32,925 And is that pounds or- 779 00:42:33,009 --> 00:42:34,927 - it's pounds. - Pounds... 780 00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:41,809 You know the other day, when I was umm... 781 00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:44,437 When I wanted to uh... 782 00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:47,482 When I tried to ahh... 783 00:42:49,192 --> 00:42:50,693 I'm, I wanna say... 784 00:42:50,777 --> 00:42:52,987 I was tired, my head was not... 785 00:42:53,071 --> 00:42:54,655 I'm sorry. And thanks for 786 00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:57,867 getting arkady off our backs and saving our lives. 787 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:02,205 So if there's anything... 788 00:43:03,748 --> 00:43:05,500 I owe you, okay? 789 00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:11,130 After they steal it, how are they gonna get this rock 790 00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:13,132 - to the Princess? - Diamond. 791 00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:16,552 Yeah... the... purple serpent or whatever it is. 792 00:43:16,636 --> 00:43:19,472 Well, arkady can't go to her in Switzerland because of 793 00:43:19,555 --> 00:43:22,266 various offences, so she's either coming here or... 794 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:24,352 He's sending a courier. 795 00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:25,478 He won't trust a courier. 796 00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:27,206 He's gonna wanna give it to her personally... 797 00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:29,315 We find out when she's comin', 798 00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:31,567 we'll know when they're hittin' the diamond. 799 00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:35,571 I know her travel agent, if she's coming here, 800 00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:36,572 he may tell me. 801 00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:38,032 Do it. Call. 802 00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:55,424 Can I have a cappuccino to go, please? 803 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:11,941 She's coming in a month. 804 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:17,405 He said that she's coming in a month! 805 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,825 We can't wait a month. 806 00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:22,201 What do you suggest? 807 00:44:23,411 --> 00:44:25,955 We need to twist a pig's ear, watch it squeal. 808 00:44:26,038 --> 00:44:28,207 Yes, clearly... 809 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:30,585 I don't understand that metaphor. 810 00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:34,964 We need to put the squeeze on arkady so the cops jump all over 811 00:44:35,047 --> 00:44:37,884 him and he's forced into stealin' the diamond sooner 812 00:44:37,967 --> 00:44:39,468 rather than later. 813 00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:42,030 It's gotta be something big, big enough to scare the crap out of 814 00:44:42,054 --> 00:44:45,016 him, panic him into action. 815 00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:52,481 Arkady just claimed insurance on this... building. 816 00:44:53,733 --> 00:44:56,027 He upped his insurance policy just before Deacon set 817 00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:58,112 fire to it. He used the insurance money 818 00:44:58,196 --> 00:44:59,989 so that he could fix it up and sell it. 819 00:45:00,072 --> 00:45:02,092 But the police are still investigating the incident. 820 00:45:02,116 --> 00:45:03,659 That's good... 821 00:45:03,743 --> 00:45:06,495 That's good. You thinkin' what I'm thinkin? 822 00:45:07,330 --> 00:45:08,456 Possibly. 823 00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:14,170 We blow the hell out of the building so the police jump all 824 00:45:14,253 --> 00:45:17,381 over arkady which should make him steal the diamond faster. 825 00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:21,219 Got full crew on the car. 826 00:45:21,302 --> 00:45:21,928 Roger, Paulie. 827 00:45:22,011 --> 00:45:22,845 Go get 'em corny. 828 00:45:22,929 --> 00:45:23,721 - Over and out. 829 00:45:23,804 --> 00:45:25,014 Yup - 830 00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:27,934 all right, sonofabitch... 831 00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:31,436 Bullseye. 832 00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:34,982 Bullseye. 833 00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,072 My shift. 834 00:45:41,155 --> 00:45:42,365 Yeah. Hey, Tommy... 835 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:44,168 Do you mind if I borrow your gun real quick? 836 00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:45,242 Wh... what? Why? 837 00:45:45,284 --> 00:45:46,845 I'm going to the pub next door, snoop around. 838 00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:48,955 Feel safer having it on me, know what I mean? 839 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,332 You told Eddie about your... Visits? 840 00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:53,042 It's... who cares, it's not even a big... 841 00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:55,127 He won't even care, we're, you know what I mean? 842 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:59,090 It's a special edition glock 26 polymer framed 843 00:45:59,173 --> 00:46:01,008 semi-automatic pistol... 844 00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:02,635 Try not to kill a child. 845 00:46:02,718 --> 00:46:05,221 No, I wouldn't kill a child. I'm just honestly going next, 846 00:46:05,304 --> 00:46:07,032 probably going to find something else, it's good to have it's 847 00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:09,141 just in case I need it... Raaka, kaa, kaa. 848 00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:10,977 So fuck you. 849 00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:12,645 Have fun. 850 00:46:14,730 --> 00:46:16,524 Let me get a whiskey and whatever the 851 00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:18,234 - pretty iady'll like. - Hello, Ted! 852 00:46:18,317 --> 00:46:20,611 Ahh, you remembered my name... 853 00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:24,073 How's the girlfriend, then? 854 00:46:24,156 --> 00:46:26,075 Ohh no, I don't have a girlfriend. 855 00:46:26,158 --> 00:46:28,202 She left me when I was on the asteroid. 856 00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:29,662 - Aww. - I know and I loved her. 857 00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:31,455 I mean I loved her. I gave her everything, 858 00:46:31,539 --> 00:46:34,709 I gave her cars, I gave her love but when you're on that asteroid 859 00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:36,961 saving the world, it becomes... 860 00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:41,882 You become like a hero and sometimes they can't handle it. 861 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:43,134 Here you go, darlin'... 862 00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:48,514 May the bitch die confused and alone. 863 00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:50,266 Fuck, yeah. 864 00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:52,101 Hey... um... 865 00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:55,146 Why don't you and I get a little dinner, 866 00:46:55,229 --> 00:46:56,981 maybe a drink and talk about this... 867 00:46:58,607 --> 00:47:00,568 I've made other arrangements. 868 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:02,111 Excuse me? 869 00:47:02,194 --> 00:47:03,487 Where you going? 870 00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:05,406 I have to go. 871 00:47:05,489 --> 00:47:07,158 Ahh, you don't have time for...? 872 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:08,451 See you later. 873 00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:14,790 If you come with me right now, you may find yourself having an 874 00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:18,419 experience so fucking intense it will make you feel lit up 875 00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:22,048 from the inside like you've never fucking felt before. 876 00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:48,342 Actually, actually no... Where's your bathroom? 877 00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:50,034 - Umm... in the pub. - Good. 878 00:47:50,117 --> 00:47:52,745 I'm, I'm going to use it, then you're going to go upstairs... 879 00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:54,121 Okay, I'm going to fuck you... 880 00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:56,457 I'm going to have it, I'm going to do this... and this... 881 00:47:57,792 --> 00:47:59,710 Promises, promises, eh? 882 00:47:59,794 --> 00:48:01,295 Don't be long! 883 00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:07,134 I'm just running to the toilet... I'll be back. 884 00:48:11,097 --> 00:48:13,349 Fuck off! I'm having a shit! 885 00:48:13,432 --> 00:48:15,017 Yeah... yup. 886 00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:16,602 Yup, yurn yup- 887 00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:45,423 What are you doing here? 888 00:48:46,006 --> 00:48:47,508 Ho-how weird. 889 00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:50,678 Came here for the fish and chips... 890 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:52,805 It's a good restaurant... 891 00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:55,641 You okay? 892 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,090 Disgusting little man. 893 00:49:37,016 --> 00:49:38,267 Who is that guy? 894 00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:41,061 He the guy who took all your cash? 895 00:49:42,855 --> 00:49:44,190 Tommy told you. 896 00:49:44,273 --> 00:49:47,067 Why do women always go for these douche bags? 897 00:49:54,575 --> 00:49:56,202 Why you talking to this guy? 898 00:49:56,285 --> 00:49:59,580 You call me na'ive but I thought he wanted to get back with me... 899 00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:02,333 He wanted money. 900 00:50:04,210 --> 00:50:06,128 You want me to kick his ass? 901 00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:11,592 I was joking. 902 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:13,969 Forget about him, me kicking his ass... 903 00:50:14,637 --> 00:50:17,515 Postive, you gotta stay positive, honey... 904 00:50:18,682 --> 00:50:22,019 Glass half-glass half full. 905 00:50:23,145 --> 00:50:25,981 You know I saved your life and you said if there's any favor 906 00:50:26,065 --> 00:50:27,566 you could do for me... 907 00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:34,299 Katherine, look... 908 00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:36,534 Let me explain it's... it's embarrassing... 909 00:50:36,617 --> 00:50:37,952 I'm taking these. 910 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:39,286 Katherine? 911 00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:40,746 Katherine! 912 00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:43,040 Where're you going? 913 00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:44,792 Let's not do this. Come on, have a chip. 914 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:46,001 Sit down. Relax. 915 00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:47,169 Out of my way! 916 00:50:47,253 --> 00:50:49,296 Stop being a douche bag, come on. 917 00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:58,722 Get your hands off me, you American prick! 918 00:50:59,932 --> 00:51:01,392 Fucking hell! 919 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,581 Shall I make you some coffee? 920 00:52:11,545 --> 00:52:12,588 Where're you been? 921 00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:13,797 Nowhere. 922 00:52:13,881 --> 00:52:15,215 Stop, what the fuck? 923 00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:16,967 Is that my fucking toilet paper? 924 00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:18,302 Umm... no. 925 00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:20,596 Yes, it is! That's my fucking toilet paper! 926 00:52:20,679 --> 00:52:21,847 Where's my gun? 927 00:52:21,930 --> 00:52:23,974 I... don't have it on me right now. 928 00:52:24,725 --> 00:52:25,976 What gun... what happened? 929 00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:28,380 Paul went to Deacon's pub and fucked what I can only assume 930 00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:29,938 was the ghost of Christmas past. 931 00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:32,358 - Where's my gun? 932 00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:34,401 - Ok! It might be in the toilet at Deacon's pub... 933 00:52:35,402 --> 00:52:37,154 First thing's first... 934 00:52:38,530 --> 00:52:40,574 Where are my wet wipes? 935 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:50,167 They wanted me for Frodo. 936 00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:51,585 No shit, Frodo Baggins? 937 00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:55,422 This is 1999. I was much thinner then. 938 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:57,549 The director he loved me, took me to lunch... 939 00:52:57,633 --> 00:52:59,968 - Said I was too tall. - Oh! 940 00:53:00,052 --> 00:53:04,431 To make me hobbit size, was gonna add a million dollars... 941 00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:08,727 A foot, yeah, a million dollars a foot for every effects shot. 942 00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:09,853 A million dollars? 943 00:53:09,937 --> 00:53:11,855 - I'm six foot two. - Yeah, you're huge! 944 00:53:11,939 --> 00:53:14,733 So... they went with the shorter fellow. 945 00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:15,818 As you would... 946 00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:17,528 Fuck that, you know what? 947 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:19,047 I'm gonna put you in my independent movie. 948 00:53:19,071 --> 00:53:19,988 Really? 949 00:53:20,072 --> 00:53:21,907 Yes. Think about it for a second, okay? 950 00:53:21,990 --> 00:53:24,135 It starts with a forty-five minute one shot, do you like 951 00:53:24,159 --> 00:53:25,994 - lens flare? - I love lens flare. 952 00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:27,931 There's so much lens flare in this, you're gonna be like wh, 953 00:53:27,955 --> 00:53:28,956 what's going on? 954 00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:30,225 There's so much fucking lens flare... 955 00:53:30,249 --> 00:53:31,792 - Close your eyes. - Yeah. 956 00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,311 I'm going to give you the working title... 957 00:53:33,335 --> 00:53:34,837 'No more nothing' 958 00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:37,548 oooh yeah. 959 00:53:38,006 --> 00:53:39,842 - Yeah. - No more nothing. 960 00:53:39,925 --> 00:53:41,301 - Think about it - I like it... 961 00:53:41,385 --> 00:53:43,011 - Yeah. - I like it, Paulie... 962 00:53:44,763 --> 00:53:47,766 It sorts of hangs, hangs there. 963 00:53:47,850 --> 00:53:48,976 Then it just drops. 964 00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:51,270 Into nothing or... 965 00:53:51,353 --> 00:53:52,563 Everything. 966 00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:54,582 Hey, come on guys, let's move we've got other floors to do, 967 00:53:54,606 --> 00:53:55,606 let's go. 968 00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:05,993 Ordinance working well? 969 00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:07,637 Yeah, perfect sir. Thank you for your help. 970 00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:08,996 You're a good man, uncle Martin. 971 00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:09,830 Where do you want this? 972 00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:11,248 Right there, corny... 973 00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:13,542 Yeah, pack it to the brim, when in doubt... 974 00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:19,673 I spot a fellow military man from a mile away... 975 00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:23,552 Ever so thrilled to be working with all again. 976 00:54:24,803 --> 00:54:27,139 All this sitting around on cold surfaces 977 00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:29,057 is terrible for the prostate. 978 00:54:29,141 --> 00:54:32,394 Prostate... We all know roughly where it is. 979 00:54:32,478 --> 00:54:34,646 But where exactly is the prostate? 980 00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:37,858 Well you know when you shove your finger up your arse... 981 00:54:43,405 --> 00:54:45,324 Do people do-what'd you mean? 982 00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:52,956 Get that thing out of my fucking face. 983 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,875 You've got to just wrap those things up. 984 00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:56,269 - Yeah look at it. - It's disgusting. 985 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:57,853 This is going to save your life one day. 986 00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:01,465 Hey guys, come on... 987 00:55:02,508 --> 00:55:04,360 You still got... how long have you had this fucking tampon. 988 00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:06,744 For awhile but if you get hurt, you're gonna want me to use- 989 00:55:35,541 --> 00:55:36,917 I say... 990 00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:42,130 Someone's been shopping. 991 00:55:44,591 --> 00:55:45,717 Do you want us to... 992 00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:47,803 Are we blowing, we're blowing someone up, right? 993 00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:49,388 Should we... 994 00:55:49,471 --> 00:55:51,390 Yeah, let's ahh... 995 00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:54,184 Yeah. So ahh... 996 00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:58,230 Don't touch it 'til you're ready. 997 00:56:31,221 --> 00:56:32,574 The police have called. 998 00:56:32,598 --> 00:56:34,683 They're preparing an investigation into the matter 999 00:56:34,766 --> 00:56:36,536 especially because you claimed insurance on the 1000 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:37,978 previous fire... 1001 00:56:38,604 --> 00:56:40,355 They found traces of explosives. 1002 00:56:40,439 --> 00:56:43,317 I'll do my best but we are sailing close to the wind on 1003 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,027 this one, arkady. 1004 00:56:45,110 --> 00:56:48,322 Couple of my sources tell me the police will arrest you in the 1005 00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:51,950 next few days, maybe even today. 1006 00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:57,080 Seems they have a personal grudge, 1007 00:56:57,164 --> 00:56:58,790 any idea who could have done it? 1008 00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:03,754 You know in my country you could talk to anyone... 1009 00:57:05,339 --> 00:57:09,176 Judges, police, lawyers, just give them a little something and 1010 00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:10,886 they'd make things disappear. 1011 00:57:10,969 --> 00:57:12,387 Ahh miss it. 1012 00:57:13,472 --> 00:57:15,390 My people... 1013 00:57:17,809 --> 00:57:21,396 They understood these ways because they're human, 1014 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:24,316 not like these dishonest bum fuckers! 1015 00:57:25,692 --> 00:57:26,735 Oh yes... 1016 00:57:27,736 --> 00:57:28,862 Oh yes... 1017 00:57:31,323 --> 00:57:34,534 Look see if you can buy some time with the police... 1018 00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:37,120 Say um, well say anything. 1019 00:57:37,204 --> 00:57:38,372 Yeah? 1020 00:57:39,748 --> 00:57:42,042 Yeah look, find, find your own way out. 1021 00:57:43,251 --> 00:57:45,003 I've got to go, so- 1022 00:57:54,221 --> 00:57:55,722 Okay, I see him. 1023 00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:56,974 I got it. 1024 00:58:45,439 --> 00:58:48,150 1, 2, 3, 4 and up... 1025 00:58:52,988 --> 00:58:53,989 Hold it here... 1026 00:58:54,072 --> 00:58:56,324 4, 3, 2, 1, let's go... 1027 00:58:57,284 --> 00:58:59,828 And up 2, 3, 4 and squeeze. 1028 00:58:59,911 --> 00:59:01,329 You gotta be kidding me. 1029 00:59:01,413 --> 00:59:03,749 1, 2, 3, 4 and freeze. 1030 00:59:03,832 --> 00:59:05,709 Squeeze. Squeeze. 1031 00:59:10,422 --> 00:59:11,548 Ridiculous! 1032 00:59:11,631 --> 00:59:12,883 What is he doing? 1033 00:59:15,677 --> 00:59:17,137 Is this like a British thing? 1034 00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:19,639 We put the squeeze on this guy and he goes to a 1035 00:59:19,723 --> 00:59:21,058 fucking salsa class! 1036 00:59:21,141 --> 00:59:24,644 I don't think this is salsa, it's some sort of fusion, 1037 00:59:24,728 --> 00:59:28,148 Nazi themed urban street dance... 1038 00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:28,815 Tommy... 1039 00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:30,108 Ridiculous! 1040 00:59:30,192 --> 00:59:32,392 What else do we gotta do, we blew up a fucking building! 1041 00:59:33,195 --> 00:59:36,114 He spends hours there, drinking smoothies, eating granola... 1042 00:59:36,198 --> 00:59:38,784 - This is nothing. Corny, did you get anything today? 1043 00:59:38,867 --> 00:59:40,452 Bugger all, ole fella. 1044 00:59:40,535 --> 00:59:41,828 Tommy? 1045 00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:43,413 Nothing there. 1046 00:59:44,414 --> 00:59:45,999 What've got with Deacon and the boys? 1047 00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:48,502 Followed them into town, saw them for hours, lost them like 1048 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:50,879 for 30 minutes, saw 'em again right here at the pub 1049 00:59:50,962 --> 00:59:51,797 and that's where they are. 1050 00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:53,423 I have fucking nothing for today... 1051 00:59:54,549 --> 00:59:56,569 - Great, we have fucking nothing. What are we doing? 1052 00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:58,345 Eddie? What we do? 1053 00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:00,597 Eddie? 1054 01:00:01,056 --> 01:00:02,099 Eddie? 1055 01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:03,600 Stop. 1056 01:00:04,476 --> 01:00:05,977 What are we fucking doing? 1057 01:00:10,232 --> 01:00:12,192 I'm sorry, Princess, we gotta go. 1058 01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:13,961 I'm sorry, don't fucking call me Princess. What're you 1059 01:00:13,985 --> 01:00:15,865 saying? You're just going to go back to america? 1060 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:19,324 We stay here any longer, we're in trouble, big trouble. 1061 01:00:19,407 --> 01:00:20,992 It's that easy for you? 1062 01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:24,788 Well before you... go, let me just tell you 1063 01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:27,666 that the bag that's in this video is our bag. 1064 01:00:27,749 --> 01:00:29,960 The same bag you stole which had the bonds in. 1065 01:00:30,043 --> 01:00:32,313 And the man taking the bag here is head of security at the blue 1066 01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:35,549 iguana safety deposit centre where the blue iguana is stored. 1067 01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:38,135 Arkady's clearly exchanged the bonds you stole for 1068 01:00:38,218 --> 01:00:39,427 the security codes. 1069 01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:41,572 They're going to walk straight in, no safe cracking, no 1070 01:00:41,596 --> 01:00:44,641 explosives, just take the blue iguana and walk straight out... 1071 01:00:45,809 --> 01:00:49,437 Your plan to put the squeeze on arkady actually worked... 1072 01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:53,525 But if you're just so desperate to leave... 1073 01:00:54,109 --> 01:00:55,735 Don't let me stop you. 1074 01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:01,741 I need some ice-cream. 1075 01:01:09,791 --> 01:01:11,084 You all right? 1076 01:01:12,085 --> 01:01:13,962 Just tired. 1077 01:01:31,938 --> 01:01:33,106 Yes? 1078 01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:34,566 Oh! 1079 01:01:34,649 --> 01:01:35,984 Hello... 1080 01:01:36,568 --> 01:01:37,694 Yah... 1081 01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:40,322 Okay thank you. 1082 01:01:41,323 --> 01:01:43,325 That was the Princess' travel agent. 1083 01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:47,662 He says she's landing in a few hours, staying at a hotel 1084 01:01:47,746 --> 01:01:50,207 for six hours then flying straight out. 1085 01:01:50,290 --> 01:01:52,209 Tell me what happened with Deacon again? 1086 01:01:52,292 --> 01:01:55,462 Yeah, followed him and the apes all day, lost them in town for 1087 01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:57,440 a bit, picked them back up, followed them to Deacon's pub 1088 01:01:57,464 --> 01:01:58,566 and that's where they are right now. 1089 01:01:58,590 --> 01:02:00,150 They close the place down for the night. 1090 01:02:01,176 --> 01:02:02,719 It's uncle Martin. 1091 01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:05,597 Arkady just got the train back into town. 1092 01:02:07,098 --> 01:02:08,808 They stole it today. 1093 01:02:09,684 --> 01:02:10,560 They have the diamond. 1094 01:02:10,644 --> 01:02:11,978 - They got the diamond. 1095 01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:13,372 They got the diamond. What's happening? 1096 01:02:13,396 --> 01:02:15,357 They stole it when you lost them 1097 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:17,234 in town for 30 minutes. 1098 01:02:17,317 --> 01:02:19,903 Arkady must have left town so he wouldn't be around when it was 1099 01:02:19,986 --> 01:02:21,988 stolen in case something happened. 1100 01:02:22,072 --> 01:02:24,300 He's coming back now, knowing it's been successful. They'll 1101 01:02:24,324 --> 01:02:27,369 deliver it to arkady who'll give it to the Princess today. 1102 01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:29,329 Gang's protecting Deacon 'til delivery. 1103 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,624 We need to hit the pub. Right now. 1104 01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:35,210 I don't know if we got to go right now. 1105 01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:37,921 We can't go there guns a- blazing, that's fucking suicide. 1106 01:02:38,004 --> 01:02:39,774 What about this, let's think for a second, we're not even 1107 01:02:39,798 --> 01:02:41,817 thinking, we're not throwing ideas out, what if we think like 1108 01:02:41,841 --> 01:02:44,928 an intricate plan, that involves no violence and no guns at all 1109 01:02:45,011 --> 01:02:47,514 then we sneak in when they're totally unaware and do it 1110 01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:49,659 without shooting or fucking killing, cause we could do that, 1111 01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:50,684 we're sneaky. 1112 01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:52,527 Let's, let's think it through for a second... 1113 01:02:54,062 --> 01:02:55,689 Why don'tcha sit this one out, pal. 1114 01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:57,458 Maybe I'll watch from the monitor and make sure, 1115 01:02:57,482 --> 01:02:59,609 something goes wrong, something goes wrong, I... 1116 01:03:02,904 --> 01:03:04,966 Someone needs to, someone needs to watch the monitor, 1117 01:03:04,990 --> 01:03:06,241 you know what I mean. 1118 01:03:12,706 --> 01:03:14,040 Outside in 10? 1119 01:03:21,548 --> 01:03:22,716 Hey... 1120 01:03:24,092 --> 01:03:26,678 So I told the guys if we get the rock and somethin' happens to 1121 01:03:26,761 --> 01:03:28,471 one of us, just keep going... 1122 01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:31,724 Is this yours? 1123 01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:33,810 - Let me see it. 1124 01:03:33,893 --> 01:03:34,894 - Maybe. 1125 01:03:40,608 --> 01:03:42,569 It's just a dumb comic book. 1126 01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:48,033 Final battle, castle lies ahead, he holds her captive there... 1127 01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:51,870 I have no fear, her love is my shield against evil... 1128 01:03:53,621 --> 01:03:56,249 For I know she would sacrifice her life for me also. 1129 01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:57,876 Her love is true. 1130 01:04:40,418 --> 01:04:42,379 Does it match my blue eyes? 1131 01:04:48,009 --> 01:04:49,302 Get the car... 1132 01:04:49,803 --> 01:04:51,304 Going for a piss. 1133 01:08:10,878 --> 01:08:12,422 You'll be fine. 1134 01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:14,048 I need to ditch the car. 1135 01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:20,638 Your timing is perfect. 1136 01:08:20,722 --> 01:08:23,042 Had some trouble with the police on my way to you. 1137 01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:25,143 What kind of trouble? 1138 01:08:25,226 --> 01:08:27,228 Don't know yet. Can't move. 1139 01:08:27,312 --> 01:08:28,938 But where are you? 1140 01:08:29,022 --> 01:08:32,358 Between places. I'll call you in an hour. 1141 01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:33,735 No d... 1142 01:08:45,413 --> 01:08:47,832 Where did you go, David fucking Blaine? 1143 01:08:48,416 --> 01:08:50,043 I went to get the car, boss. 1144 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:51,878 Car? Where's the car? France? 1145 01:08:51,961 --> 01:08:55,089 Just round the corner... Then to get it nice and warm... 1146 01:08:55,173 --> 01:08:57,675 Get it warm? It's fucking summer! 1147 01:08:58,801 --> 01:09:00,845 The airconditioner in that car, has to be warm- 1148 01:09:00,928 --> 01:09:03,556 it was like fucking Vietnam, fucking Syria, fucking Isis all 1149 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,975 rolled into fucking one in here! 1150 01:09:06,059 --> 01:09:07,310 Who's this Isis? 1151 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:10,605 Isis is a terrorist organization formed out of al-queda... 1152 01:09:10,688 --> 01:09:12,857 Watch the fucking news!! 1153 01:09:13,566 --> 01:09:15,360 It does get very hot in that car, boss. 1154 01:09:15,443 --> 01:09:16,819 Shut your mouth!! 1155 01:09:16,903 --> 01:09:18,404 You fucking twat! 1156 01:09:19,656 --> 01:09:21,824 And move that useless lump downstairs with the other 1157 01:09:21,908 --> 01:09:23,242 useless prats! 1158 01:09:31,709 --> 01:09:33,461 What you laughing at, yankee! 1159 01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:36,881 I love that accent. 1160 01:09:36,964 --> 01:09:38,800 It's crazy exotic. 1161 01:09:38,883 --> 01:09:41,427 You're the one tied to a fucking pool table so I'd keep your 1162 01:09:41,511 --> 01:09:43,429 fucking mouth fucking shut! 1163 01:09:43,513 --> 01:09:45,181 You gonna be here for awhile, d'ya think? 1164 01:09:45,264 --> 01:09:48,434 How much she payin' ya? That ugly fucking four-eyed cow. 1165 01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:51,104 Don't worry about her... Everything's gonna be just fine. 1166 01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:52,522 I don't fucking thrust her. 1167 01:09:52,605 --> 01:09:54,524 She could be playing you like a violin, man... 1168 01:09:54,607 --> 01:09:56,442 Eee... maybe... I don't know. 1169 01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:58,986 I just hope I'm fucking wrong about her. 1170 01:09:59,070 --> 01:10:00,613 You're wrong about her. 1171 01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:03,282 Hope she cares more about you than the diamond. 1172 01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:05,868 'Cause you're my fuckin' only way out of here, yankee... 1173 01:10:06,369 --> 01:10:07,787 D'ya get me? 1174 01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:16,504 It's him. 1175 01:10:21,175 --> 01:10:23,886 I've got what you want, you got what I want, 1176 01:10:23,970 --> 01:10:24,970 what you gonna do? 1177 01:10:25,722 --> 01:10:27,598 All right, I'll give you what you want, 1178 01:10:27,682 --> 01:10:29,267 though only in a public place... 1179 01:10:30,268 --> 01:10:32,329 I'm going to send someone over to stay with you, see if our 1180 01:10:32,353 --> 01:10:35,481 man is ok, once you release him to my friend, he's safe, 1181 01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:36,774 I'll hand it over. 1182 01:10:37,483 --> 01:10:38,609 - Where? 1183 01:10:39,277 --> 01:10:41,654 Mauros, leather Lane, 45 minutes. 1184 01:10:46,117 --> 01:10:47,577 You're gonna have to go in there. 1185 01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:48,911 No fucking way. 1186 01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:51,223 They're not going to do anything to you as long as I have this. 1187 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:52,474 Anyway, they do know you're coming. 1188 01:10:52,498 --> 01:10:54,375 What the fuck are you talking about? 1189 01:10:54,459 --> 01:10:56,335 Wh, what the fuck is happening right now? 1190 01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:00,173 Left the gun in the toilet. 1191 01:11:01,632 --> 01:11:02,759 Oh my god. 1192 01:11:02,842 --> 01:11:05,011 The gun, you left it in the toilet, it's still there. 1193 01:11:05,094 --> 01:11:06,846 I dunno, maybe. I've no idea. 1194 01:11:07,430 --> 01:11:09,015 Here's what's going to happen... 1195 01:11:09,932 --> 01:11:13,436 You go in there, see if he's okay, you ask permission to 1196 01:11:13,519 --> 01:11:15,938 use the toilet, you get the gun. 1197 01:11:16,022 --> 01:11:17,899 I'll phone you when I'm with Deacon, say... 1198 01:11:17,982 --> 01:11:19,609 Good luck... 1199 01:11:20,568 --> 01:11:21,944 Get the gun out and start shooting, 1200 01:11:22,028 --> 01:11:23,237 just fucking kill them all. 1201 01:11:23,321 --> 01:11:26,240 Oh no! This, this isn't 'the godfather' and I'm 1202 01:11:26,324 --> 01:11:28,493 not a! Fucking Pacino! Okay? 1203 01:11:31,037 --> 01:11:34,874 Listen, listen, Katherine, I'm not a killer, 1204 01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:37,960 I know I big myself up to you but... 1205 01:11:38,044 --> 01:11:40,922 I'm just a fucking smart ass with a big mouth. 1206 01:11:41,005 --> 01:11:42,298 - I'd gathered... 1207 01:11:42,381 --> 01:11:46,511 The thing is Paul, you sat the last one out, if you'd been with 1208 01:11:46,594 --> 01:11:50,723 us, Tommy might not have been injured and Eddie definitely 1209 01:11:50,807 --> 01:11:52,892 wouldn't have been taken. 1210 01:11:52,975 --> 01:11:54,477 I can't do it. 1211 01:11:55,061 --> 01:11:56,729 You got no choice, Princess. 1212 01:12:33,099 --> 01:12:34,099 Huh. 1213 01:12:35,017 --> 01:12:36,686 Think you're smart. 1214 01:12:37,562 --> 01:12:40,898 Picking this place, near a police station. 1215 01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:56,831 You have any idea what I'm going to do to that ugly face 1216 01:12:56,914 --> 01:12:59,792 of yours, when this is over? 1217 01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:04,255 Pop your hands against the wall... 1218 01:13:04,338 --> 01:13:05,923 - Where? - Right over there. 1219 01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:07,216 You all right? 1220 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:09,010 Hey, man, never been better... 1221 01:13:09,594 --> 01:13:11,512 - Feel great. - Yeah? 1222 01:13:12,179 --> 01:13:14,307 You sit down, you shut your mouth! 1223 01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:15,892 Great to see you, pal. 1224 01:13:15,975 --> 01:13:16,975 - Over there... 1225 01:13:17,643 --> 01:13:19,312 - What the heck you doing here? 1226 01:13:19,937 --> 01:13:21,230 Oh, I was just passing by. 1227 01:13:21,314 --> 01:13:22,398 Shut up. 1228 01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:26,027 I want him out of there, then I'll give it to you. 1229 01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:27,570 Let's see it. 1230 01:13:37,788 --> 01:13:39,290 I could do with a smoke. 1231 01:13:39,874 --> 01:13:41,667 Disappearing again? 1232 01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:43,502 I'm just going to get some cigerettes. 1233 01:13:43,586 --> 01:13:45,296 You're making a habit out of this. 1234 01:13:46,839 --> 01:13:48,883 Just get back quicker this time, yeah? 1235 01:13:56,557 --> 01:13:58,434 Can I go to the bathroom, please? 1236 01:13:58,517 --> 01:14:00,061 You scared, mate? 1237 01:14:00,144 --> 01:14:01,729 He's got a bad tummy. 1238 01:14:01,812 --> 01:14:04,106 Oooh... upset tummy, eh? 1239 01:14:04,941 --> 01:14:06,734 Go, fuck off, it's over there. 1240 01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:14,617 What you do? What you do? 1241 01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:16,786 What you do? What the fuck you do? 1242 01:14:36,430 --> 01:14:37,723 Hurry up, come on. 1243 01:14:51,362 --> 01:14:52,196 Yeah? 1244 01:14:52,279 --> 01:14:53,656 Put their guy on. 1245 01:14:56,742 --> 01:14:57,742 Hello? 1246 01:14:58,619 --> 01:14:59,704 Is he ok? 1247 01:15:01,247 --> 01:15:03,082 Yeah, he's okay. 1248 01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:05,876 Ok, well, call me when you're both safe. 1249 01:15:06,752 --> 01:15:08,087 Good luck. 1250 01:15:10,297 --> 01:15:11,632 Can I get you anything, sir? 1251 01:15:11,716 --> 01:15:13,009 Fuck off. 1252 01:15:14,301 --> 01:15:15,386 This one's on you. 1253 01:15:16,887 --> 01:15:18,848 Ugly sonofabitch. 1254 01:15:21,142 --> 01:15:22,309 Goodbye, Katherine. 1255 01:15:23,102 --> 01:15:24,895 Thank you for the call. 1256 01:15:25,396 --> 01:15:27,273 You are now debt free. 1257 01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:35,072 Argh! 1258 01:15:35,156 --> 01:15:37,491 Now, now... We don't want to cause a scene 1259 01:15:37,575 --> 01:15:39,577 with the local constabulary here... 1260 01:15:40,077 --> 01:15:41,162 She got the diamond. 1261 01:15:41,245 --> 01:15:42,663 - Of course. 1262 01:15:44,123 --> 01:15:45,207 She's got it! 1263 01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:46,917 Argh! She's got- 1264 01:15:47,626 --> 01:15:49,378 she's got it. 1265 01:15:49,462 --> 01:15:53,424 You steal it, then call Katherine to bribe her to take 1266 01:15:53,507 --> 01:15:55,926 you to her to the Princess to take everything yourself. 1267 01:15:56,010 --> 01:15:57,344 Arkady... 1268 01:15:57,428 --> 01:15:59,055 She stole it. 1269 01:15:59,138 --> 01:16:01,807 How you tried to steal the bonds by sending those men of yours, 1270 01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:04,018 you know they turned up with holes in their heads. 1271 01:16:17,490 --> 01:16:19,575 Hey! 1272 01:16:19,658 --> 01:16:21,368 What's that smell? You smell that? 1273 01:16:22,787 --> 01:16:24,747 George? George! 1274 01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:26,624 George, George, George! 1275 01:16:26,707 --> 01:16:27,958 George of the jungle! 1276 01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:31,670 What the fuck is that smell? 1277 01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:32,880 Do you smell that? 1278 01:16:32,963 --> 01:16:34,131 Was that in your pants? 1279 01:16:34,215 --> 01:16:36,008 You got some poopy in your pants? 1280 01:16:36,092 --> 01:16:38,928 Little poor georgey porgey georgey gottpoopy in his pants! 1281 01:16:39,011 --> 01:16:42,056 That smells like a skunk with fucking herpes crawled up your 1282 01:16:42,139 --> 01:16:45,184 fucking red baboon ass and fucking died! 1283 01:16:45,267 --> 01:16:47,061 Jesus Christ, you stink! 1284 01:16:47,144 --> 01:16:48,854 Fucking take a bath, motherfucker! 1285 01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:50,523 Shut the fuck up! 1286 01:16:51,649 --> 01:16:52,649 Fuck!! 1287 01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:10,960 Ah fuck. 1288 01:17:15,464 --> 01:17:17,716 It's okay, it's just blood. Come on, let's go. 1289 01:17:21,929 --> 01:17:23,347 It's ok, come here... 1290 01:17:23,430 --> 01:17:25,141 Untie me. 1291 01:17:30,688 --> 01:17:31,856 Aaahhh!!! 1292 01:17:31,939 --> 01:17:33,583 - What you fucking doing? - Stop the bleeding! 1293 01:17:33,607 --> 01:17:36,735 Get the fuck away from me! Fucking untie me! 1294 01:17:37,319 --> 01:17:38,863 Jesus Christ! 1295 01:17:39,488 --> 01:17:41,448 What the fuck is the matter with you? 1296 01:17:51,125 --> 01:17:52,126 Oh fuck... 1297 01:17:57,006 --> 01:17:58,841 It's ok, ok. Let's go and wash up. 1298 01:18:02,595 --> 01:18:04,555 Is she ok? Where's Katherine? 1299 01:18:04,638 --> 01:18:06,223 Where's Katherine? 1300 01:18:10,227 --> 01:18:11,227 Hey... 1301 01:18:12,771 --> 01:18:14,398 - Hi... - What's up. 1302 01:18:14,481 --> 01:18:16,192 Yeah, yup... not much. 1303 01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:18,986 What took you so long? 1304 01:18:20,571 --> 01:18:21,697 Sorry. 1305 01:18:21,780 --> 01:18:23,532 Ahh, you need to see this. 1306 01:18:28,078 --> 01:18:29,830 Ok, we don't have much time... 1307 01:18:29,914 --> 01:18:30,915 Guys... 1308 01:18:31,916 --> 01:18:33,792 Did I get everything off? 1309 01:18:37,838 --> 01:18:40,716 Did, did George accidentally shoot himself in the head... 1310 01:18:41,634 --> 01:18:43,594 Because of the guilt of smelling so bad. 1311 01:18:43,677 --> 01:18:45,679 I had a yankee tied to the fucking pool table. 1312 01:18:47,056 --> 01:18:51,727 Did... did he want a share of the diamond and you, 1313 01:18:51,810 --> 01:18:52,913 you wouldn't give it to him? 1314 01:18:52,937 --> 01:18:54,271 What're you talking about? 1315 01:18:54,355 --> 01:18:56,023 All my men are fucking dead. 1316 01:18:56,106 --> 01:18:57,024 Well, I can see that. 1317 01:18:57,107 --> 01:18:58,460 I've been shot in the shoulder, arkady. 1318 01:18:58,484 --> 01:18:59,484 Nice shirt that. 1319 01:19:00,027 --> 01:19:01,737 Make sure the doors are locked... 1320 01:19:01,820 --> 01:19:02,820 And come back. 1321 01:19:11,455 --> 01:19:14,041 You know what, I know it's here somewhere. 1322 01:19:14,124 --> 01:19:15,459 She's got the diamond... 1323 01:19:15,542 --> 01:19:17,461 I'm not going to look for it 1324 01:19:17,544 --> 01:19:19,296 because... 1325 01:19:19,380 --> 01:19:22,174 You are going to tell me where it is. 1326 01:19:24,468 --> 01:19:26,720 She's got the diamond, I swear on my life. 1327 01:19:28,097 --> 01:19:29,640 Ahh aaahhh!! 1328 01:19:29,723 --> 01:19:31,934 Shot your shoulder? Am I stupid? 1329 01:19:32,017 --> 01:19:34,144 Am I stupid? Am I stupid? 1330 01:19:44,405 --> 01:19:46,824 Where's the diamond, eh? 1331 01:19:46,907 --> 01:19:48,242 Where's the diamond? 1332 01:20:15,477 --> 01:20:16,477 But... 1333 01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:32,995 Yee-sss!!! 1334 01:20:38,083 --> 01:20:39,752 Who's the boss now, eh? 1335 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:40,753 Eh? 1336 01:20:40,836 --> 01:20:42,629 Look at you, you're dead! 1337 01:20:42,713 --> 01:20:44,673 You're fucking dead!! 1338 01:20:45,007 --> 01:20:47,134 Neh-neh-neh-na!! 1339 01:21:14,578 --> 01:21:16,538 We have a car, are we all ship shape? 1340 01:21:16,622 --> 01:21:17,831 - Yeah. - Yup. 1341 01:21:20,709 --> 01:21:21,835 Splendid. 1342 01:21:22,336 --> 01:21:23,337 Ahh, shit! 1343 01:21:23,420 --> 01:21:25,089 Fuck I forgot, you ok? 1344 01:21:25,172 --> 01:21:27,341 Just don't bleed on my car, will you? 1345 01:21:34,973 --> 01:21:36,475 What you doing here? 1346 01:21:36,558 --> 01:21:38,394 What'ya done to your hand? 1347 01:21:38,477 --> 01:21:39,812 Caught in a door. 1348 01:21:40,354 --> 01:21:41,897 Fucking retard. 1349 01:21:43,190 --> 01:21:46,568 Got tickets for Barbados, got to leave now to catch the flight. 1350 01:21:46,652 --> 01:21:48,737 You're having a laugh... What? Now? 1351 01:21:49,780 --> 01:21:52,241 Yeah, well, my passport and bags are at me sisters, so... 1352 01:21:53,700 --> 01:21:56,453 We can swing by... I gotta see a friend at a hotel on the way... 1353 01:22:00,290 --> 01:22:01,708 Well, are you coming? 1354 01:22:01,792 --> 01:22:04,545 All right, keep your fucking hair on. 1355 01:22:10,676 --> 01:22:12,219 What did he say? 1356 01:22:13,303 --> 01:22:15,472 Don't worry about it, keep moving. 1357 01:22:19,059 --> 01:22:20,185 We're going upstairs. 1358 01:22:20,269 --> 01:22:22,104 Sit down, sit down. 1359 01:22:22,980 --> 01:22:24,064 Do you need me? 1360 01:22:24,148 --> 01:22:25,792 Ok, we're going to sit down, normal unsuspicious, 1361 01:22:25,816 --> 01:22:26,816 wait, watch this. 1362 01:22:33,073 --> 01:22:34,241 What's in your pocket? 1363 01:22:34,324 --> 01:22:35,324 Nothing. 1364 01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:39,371 It's only a little firecracker, ok? 1365 01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:41,206 Jesus... there's a fucking... 1366 01:22:41,290 --> 01:22:42,332 Cop over there. 1367 01:22:42,416 --> 01:22:44,126 I know there's a fucking cop over there. 1368 01:22:44,209 --> 01:22:47,546 It's a, it's a very small bomb, ok? 1369 01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:49,965 Very small, it's very small. 1370 01:22:50,048 --> 01:22:52,342 For fuck's sake, we're going upstairs to see a Princess. 1371 01:22:52,426 --> 01:22:53,426 Shh shh. 1372 01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:55,095 You don't know, 1373 01:22:55,179 --> 01:22:56,739 you don't know how well do you know this Princess? 1374 01:22:56,763 --> 01:22:58,724 If you get into trouble, I am not helping you out! 1375 01:22:58,807 --> 01:22:59,892 Come on, let's go. 1376 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:01,393 Don't tell me what to do. 1377 01:23:05,189 --> 01:23:07,691 Visiting someone at the star Plaza hotel. 1378 01:23:07,774 --> 01:23:10,444 Oh, this is the premium Plaza hotel car park, you want our 1379 01:23:10,527 --> 01:23:13,113 sister hotel, that's just 5 minutes away, sir. 1380 01:23:13,197 --> 01:23:14,781 It's a common mistake. 1381 01:23:16,575 --> 01:23:18,952 Deacon, you are a fucking spastic! 1382 01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:21,389 If you let me in, I'll come straight out, 1383 01:23:21,413 --> 01:23:22,664 I can't do a u-turn. 1384 01:23:22,748 --> 01:23:24,976 Yes but you'll need a ticket to come in and then you'll have 1385 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,001 to pay when you come out. 1386 01:23:26,084 --> 01:23:27,479 It doesn't matter if you're here for a minute. 1387 01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:28,504 How much? 1388 01:23:28,587 --> 01:23:31,006 Christ on a bike, it says 10 pound on the sign! 1389 01:23:34,134 --> 01:23:37,429 He's a bit dim just like his poor deceased father... 1390 01:23:37,513 --> 01:23:39,431 So sorry about this. 1391 01:23:40,599 --> 01:23:42,059 Oy! Get a move on!! 1392 01:23:42,142 --> 01:23:43,810 Thank you so much. 1393 01:23:50,234 --> 01:23:52,528 Hi... It's about the ahh... 1394 01:23:52,611 --> 01:23:54,071 The delivery. 1395 01:23:54,655 --> 01:23:56,240 Ok. Follow me. 1396 01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:13,340 Katherine... 1397 01:24:13,423 --> 01:24:15,092 What are you doing here? 1398 01:24:15,175 --> 01:24:16,635 Where's arkady? 1399 01:24:16,718 --> 01:24:17,761 Umm... 1400 01:24:17,844 --> 01:24:20,264 Well, actually I don't work for him ...Anymore... 1401 01:24:21,390 --> 01:24:23,892 But ahh, we have your diamond. 1402 01:24:25,686 --> 01:24:27,479 You look different. 1403 01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:33,860 Ohh no... no, no. 1404 01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:38,740 Nothing like that. 1405 01:24:39,533 --> 01:24:41,618 Oy, moron! Where are we going? 1406 01:24:41,702 --> 01:24:44,871 Don't tell me we're fucking lost in a fucking car park! 1407 01:24:45,914 --> 01:24:48,250 We've gotta get to the airport, I gotta pack my bags, 1408 01:24:48,333 --> 01:24:49,585 get sorted. 1409 01:24:49,668 --> 01:24:51,044 What the fuck's going on? 1410 01:24:52,796 --> 01:24:55,048 I said, what's going with you, you fucking moron! 1411 01:24:55,132 --> 01:24:58,427 Oh my god, you are dim, aren't you, just like your fucking dad! 1412 01:24:58,510 --> 01:25:01,638 Right nunce he turned out to be, 13 and a half I was, 1413 01:25:01,722 --> 01:25:04,042 13 and a half, when he took my innocence, should've had you 1414 01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:05,475 fucking terminated. 1415 01:25:05,559 --> 01:25:07,060 And look at what he produced! 1416 01:25:08,562 --> 01:25:12,107 And look at the little shit he fucking well produced!! 1417 01:25:12,190 --> 01:25:13,775 Come on for fuck's sake! Get a move on! 1418 01:25:13,859 --> 01:25:15,736 - Aaarrghhh!! - What? 1419 01:25:16,778 --> 01:25:19,489 Move!! Drive the fucking car!! Move it!! 1420 01:25:20,657 --> 01:25:22,826 What the fuck is the matter with you? 1421 01:25:33,086 --> 01:25:34,713 Be polite! 1422 01:25:34,796 --> 01:25:38,008 For once in your life!! Fucking rude, cow!! 1423 01:25:44,014 --> 01:25:45,932 Look at what you fucking made me do! 1424 01:25:46,016 --> 01:25:47,893 You fucking stupid cow!! 1425 01:25:59,363 --> 01:26:01,114 Aahh!! Fuck” 1426 01:26:03,450 --> 01:26:04,868 let me help you with that, sir. 1427 01:26:17,589 --> 01:26:18,674 Show me. 1428 01:26:24,471 --> 01:26:25,847 Stephane? 1429 01:26:26,973 --> 01:26:28,100 Yes, ma'am. 1430 01:26:37,984 --> 01:26:39,569 Stop shaking your leg. 1431 01:26:55,127 --> 01:26:56,670 Gonna be back in sec, alright? 1432 01:26:56,753 --> 01:26:58,338 Paul, no, don't - 1433 01:26:58,422 --> 01:26:59,798 Paul. Don't- 1434 01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:01,007 sorry, sir... 1435 01:27:01,091 --> 01:27:02,175 Can't let you go in there. 1436 01:27:02,259 --> 01:27:03,427 Wh.. What's shooting? 1437 01:27:03,510 --> 01:27:05,178 Some zombie shit... 1438 01:27:05,262 --> 01:27:06,430 Shooting on the roof. 1439 01:27:07,431 --> 01:27:10,016 Holy fuck, is that Kyle Nathan? 1440 01:27:16,106 --> 01:27:18,150 He's tiny, he needs a lot of boxes, huh? 1441 01:27:18,233 --> 01:27:20,235 Ahh, we're going to need a bigger box. 1442 01:27:20,986 --> 01:27:22,296 I'm gonna say hello to him real quick... 1443 01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:23,381 I can't let you go in there. 1444 01:27:23,405 --> 01:27:24,841 I'm a film producer, I really gotta get inside. 1445 01:27:24,865 --> 01:27:26,676 - It's not going to happen. - You sure? You sure? 1446 01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:28,034 Yeah. You can't go in there. 1447 01:27:28,118 --> 01:27:31,037 Hey Kyle? Kyle? Kyle? Kyle?? 1448 01:27:53,018 --> 01:27:55,228 They're filming a zombie movie on the roof. 1449 01:27:55,312 --> 01:27:56,938 Couldn't give a fuck. 1450 01:27:57,022 --> 01:27:58,398 Right. Kyle Nathan's in it. 1451 01:27:58,482 --> 01:28:00,192 I'm sure you'll give a fuck now, right? 1452 01:28:00,275 --> 01:28:01,610 - He's alright. - Is he? 1453 01:28:01,693 --> 01:28:03,361 - Great friend. - Okay. 1454 01:28:09,159 --> 01:28:09,910 Never heard of him. 1455 01:28:09,993 --> 01:28:10,702 Really? 1456 01:28:10,786 --> 01:28:12,370 Young guy. He's huge. 1457 01:28:12,454 --> 01:28:14,289 He kicks some punches and all that stuff... 1458 01:28:16,041 --> 01:28:18,144 He's that guy who jumps in the air and kicks 10 punches 1459 01:28:18,168 --> 01:28:19,395 - at the same time. - Oh, right. 1460 01:28:19,419 --> 01:28:21,087 So he hits your balls in your face... 1461 01:28:21,713 --> 01:28:23,048 Pretty incredible. 1462 01:28:25,634 --> 01:28:26,885 Katherine... 1463 01:28:27,928 --> 01:28:29,513 Can I ask you a question? 1464 01:28:29,596 --> 01:28:31,264 Yes, of course... 1465 01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:33,642 Got any coke? 1466 01:28:38,355 --> 01:28:39,355 Weed? 1467 01:28:50,617 --> 01:28:52,285 All right, kids, let's look alive... 1468 01:28:52,369 --> 01:28:53,537 Let's go. 1469 01:29:01,962 --> 01:29:02,963 Right... 1470 01:29:04,506 --> 01:29:06,675 Let's take a little trip to the bathroom... 1471 01:29:07,801 --> 01:29:10,804 You keep your mouth fucking shut or I fucking drop the 1472 01:29:10,887 --> 01:29:12,264 lot of you right now... 1473 01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:14,975 Now move you bunch of sunglass wearing cunts... 1474 01:29:15,058 --> 01:29:16,226 Move! 1475 01:29:16,309 --> 01:29:18,429 Do you want to get some tea and talk about it? 1476 01:29:37,289 --> 01:29:38,707 Look at you lot. 1477 01:29:39,416 --> 01:29:41,251 Pack of fucking cunts. 1478 01:29:42,043 --> 01:29:44,296 Whatever happened to normal fucking people? 1479 01:29:44,796 --> 01:29:45,964 Like me. 1480 01:29:46,631 --> 01:29:48,300 My dad... 1481 01:29:49,301 --> 01:29:52,137 The 1982 england world cup team. 1482 01:29:53,638 --> 01:29:55,932 Trevor brooking, Peter with? 1483 01:29:57,058 --> 01:29:59,853 What happened to proper... men, 1484 01:30:01,771 --> 01:30:05,317 telly savalas, Lee majors, masculine... 1485 01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:07,485 Proper fucking man! 1486 01:30:09,362 --> 01:30:14,284 You fucking American cunt, you're first. 1487 01:30:15,577 --> 01:30:18,246 I'm gonna get a big fucking knife, stab your fat fucking 1488 01:30:18,330 --> 01:30:21,917 head, stab it so many fucking times, it's gonna explode. 1489 01:30:22,584 --> 01:30:25,253 Then I'm gonna shoot ya, shoot ya... 1490 01:30:26,588 --> 01:30:27,964 Between the head. 1491 01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:33,720 And you, you devious, four-eyed ugly cow, 1492 01:30:34,846 --> 01:30:36,973 I'm gonna set fire to your tits... 1493 01:30:37,432 --> 01:30:39,100 With petrol! 1494 01:30:40,310 --> 01:30:44,481 And you, I'm gonna cut your fucking balls off 1495 01:30:44,564 --> 01:30:46,775 and staple them to your fucking ears! 1496 01:30:47,692 --> 01:30:49,319 And you... 1497 01:30:49,945 --> 01:30:51,363 Groucho... 1498 01:30:51,446 --> 01:30:56,660 I'm gonna cut your dick off, turn it to ravioli and I'm gonna 1499 01:30:56,743 --> 01:31:01,206 get this ugly bastard this ginger, fat ugly bastard to rape 1500 01:31:01,289 --> 01:31:04,584 ya with a fucking strap on... 1501 01:31:04,668 --> 01:31:06,503 He's gonna have 2 cocks? 1502 01:31:07,921 --> 01:31:10,548 So how does it work? Is the strap on above the first cock? 1503 01:31:11,925 --> 01:31:13,802 That would just fuck my asshole above my... 1504 01:31:13,885 --> 01:31:16,513 Shut up!! Shut your fucking mouth! 1505 01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:19,557 Listen Billy... 1506 01:31:19,641 --> 01:31:21,768 Back up, back up, who the fuck is Billy? 1507 01:31:22,310 --> 01:31:24,246 You're going for the whole Billy Ray Cyrus thing, right? 1508 01:31:24,270 --> 01:31:25,270 Shut up. 1509 01:31:25,313 --> 01:31:26,707 Business in the front, party in the back- 1510 01:31:26,731 --> 01:31:27,899 shut up!! 1511 01:31:27,983 --> 01:31:30,360 How's that song go? Give a little bit of that song. 1512 01:31:30,443 --> 01:31:32,862 J' don't tell my heart j' go ahead, help me out 1513 01:31:32,946 --> 01:31:35,782 j' don't break my heart, my breaky heart... j” 1514 01:31:35,865 --> 01:31:37,742 j' I'm just don't... j' shut up!! 1515 01:31:37,826 --> 01:31:39,261 J' I just don't understand j' help me out- 1516 01:31:39,285 --> 01:31:40,495 shut the fuck up - 1517 01:31:40,578 --> 01:31:44,290 j' cause if you break my heart, my achey, breakey heart, j' 1518 01:31:44,374 --> 01:31:46,668 j” it might blow up and kill this man j' 1519 01:31:46,751 --> 01:31:48,712 shut your fucking mouth! 1520 01:31:48,795 --> 01:31:49,795 Go fuck yourself. 1521 01:32:08,356 --> 01:32:10,233 Someone blew up in front of us!! 1522 01:32:11,234 --> 01:32:14,029 Someone blew up in front of us!! 1523 01:32:15,447 --> 01:32:16,865 It's ok, calm down. 1524 01:32:16,948 --> 01:32:18,116 Someone's going to hear you. 1525 01:32:18,199 --> 01:32:20,177 How did you know it wasn't going to blow all of us up? 1526 01:32:20,201 --> 01:32:21,244 What? 1527 01:32:21,327 --> 01:32:23,180 How did you know it wasn't gonna blow all of us! 1528 01:32:23,204 --> 01:32:25,040 Very small, it's a very small bomb, 1529 01:32:25,123 --> 01:32:27,083 it's like a firecracker, ok? 1530 01:32:28,043 --> 01:32:29,883 Lower your voice, cause there's people outside. 1531 01:32:29,961 --> 01:32:30,712 Lower your voice. 1532 01:32:30,795 --> 01:32:32,213 The money's all ruined. 1533 01:32:32,297 --> 01:32:33,381 All of it. 1534 01:32:33,465 --> 01:32:35,008 Not all of it. 1535 01:32:35,091 --> 01:32:37,135 We've got a cashier's cheque 1536 01:32:37,218 --> 01:32:39,054 you always got to plan ahead. 1537 01:32:39,137 --> 01:32:40,305 Always plan ahead. 1538 01:32:40,388 --> 01:32:42,450 We didn't want to carry that much cash so we asked for a 1539 01:32:42,474 --> 01:32:45,143 cashier's cheque for 5 million pounds. 1540 01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:49,481 I'm sorry? We have 5 million pounds? 1541 01:32:49,939 --> 01:32:50,857 - 5 million pounds. 1542 01:32:50,940 --> 01:32:53,651 I'm sorry... We have 5 million pounds!! 1543 01:33:08,124 --> 01:33:11,044 Guys, guys, guys, guys, we have a very big problem, there's 1544 01:33:11,127 --> 01:33:14,756 no water, look at us and the place's full of policemen, 1545 01:33:14,839 --> 01:33:16,841 and security, how the fuck are we gonna get- 1546 01:33:18,176 --> 01:33:19,176 how we gonna get out. 1547 01:33:37,570 --> 01:33:39,072 Hey just a minute. 1548 01:33:42,325 --> 01:33:44,410 So, we're with the mo... We're with the mov.. We're 1549 01:33:44,494 --> 01:33:46,830 zombies and we had to go, we had to head off, go to 1550 01:33:46,913 --> 01:33:49,541 craft room but Tommy, we're zombies, show him. 1551 01:33:52,502 --> 01:33:55,088 Yeah my mate's tellin' the truth, went for a piss, we got 1552 01:33:55,171 --> 01:33:57,632 fuckin' lost, we gotta nip back double sharpish before the 1553 01:33:57,715 --> 01:33:59,360 director gives a tug on the short and curlies, 1554 01:33:59,384 --> 01:34:00,510 know what I mean 1555 01:34:02,887 --> 01:34:04,264 ooh, right! Sorry. 1556 01:34:04,347 --> 01:34:05,974 Of course. Go right through, sir... 1557 01:34:06,724 --> 01:34:08,226 Just a minute, 1558 01:34:09,102 --> 01:34:10,287 best if we escort you to the exit. 1559 01:34:10,311 --> 01:34:11,187 Follow me please. 1560 01:34:11,271 --> 01:34:12,105 God bless you mate. 1561 01:34:12,188 --> 01:34:13,499 That makes sense, that all makes sense. 1562 01:34:13,523 --> 01:34:14,899 Yes, thank you. 1563 01:35:34,062 --> 01:35:36,231 Audere est facere. 1564 01:35:37,357 --> 01:35:38,357 What's that? 1565 01:35:38,816 --> 01:35:41,402 It's Latin... it means... 1566 01:35:41,945 --> 01:35:44,030 To dare... is to do. 1567 01:35:44,864 --> 01:35:46,824 Audere est facere... 1568 01:35:46,908 --> 01:35:49,369 To dare is to do, audere est facere... 1569 01:35:49,702 --> 01:35:50,995 I like that... 1570 01:35:51,079 --> 01:35:53,790 It's ahh, chivalrous. 1571 01:36:00,463 --> 01:36:01,506 Good to work with you. 1572 01:36:01,589 --> 01:36:02,799 Pleasure. 1573 01:36:03,508 --> 01:36:04,676 Cornelius? 1574 01:36:04,759 --> 01:36:06,219 Always a pleasure... 1575 01:36:06,302 --> 01:36:07,428 Eddie? 1576 01:36:07,512 --> 01:36:11,015 It's been a sincere pleasure working with you again... 1577 01:36:11,099 --> 01:36:13,977 And if you're ever in London, call me anytime. 1578 01:36:14,060 --> 01:36:16,479 You got it, pal all right... Yup... 1579 01:36:18,856 --> 01:36:20,191 You're dependable... 1580 01:36:22,402 --> 01:36:23,444 All right. 1581 01:36:26,906 --> 01:36:27,949 Jesus“. 1582 01:36:34,956 --> 01:36:36,082 Flattered... 1583 01:36:37,834 --> 01:36:39,210 Yeah, no. 1584 01:36:39,294 --> 01:36:40,336 Too much. 1585 01:36:41,462 --> 01:36:42,255 Katherine. 1586 01:36:42,338 --> 01:36:43,589 Tommy. 1587 01:36:48,052 --> 01:36:49,637 Corny, you wanna hear about my movie? 1588 01:36:50,346 --> 01:36:51,389 Why not indeed. 1589 01:36:51,472 --> 01:36:53,182 It's gonna cost one billion dollars. 1590 01:36:54,142 --> 01:36:55,935 Look after this for me for a second 1591 01:37:02,233 --> 01:37:03,318 Farewell, chaps. 1592 01:37:06,237 --> 01:37:07,697 Bye corny. 1593 01:37:12,994 --> 01:37:15,371 The road that has no turnings... 1594 01:37:22,253 --> 01:37:23,755 What the fuck did he say? 1595 01:37:23,838 --> 01:37:25,298 Hmm... yeah, don't know. 107559