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Good morning.
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Since when do you
drink coffee?
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Since I didn't get
any sleep last night.
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Aw, honey.
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Bad dreams?
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I wish.
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I had to hear people
doing it all night.
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Oh.
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You heard that?
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Yes, and it was disgusting.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just that
your father and I
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were apart
all summer...
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Oh, my God. I was talking
about Mandy and Georgie.
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Oh. Right.
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Ew! You were doing it, too?
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Well, it's...
different.
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Your father and I
are married,
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so when we're...
amorous...
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I don't want to hear about this.
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What's for breakfast?
I am hungry.
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Nope.
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What's her problem?MISSY: Thin walls.
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She heard Mandy
and Georgie...
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You know.
Oh.
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At least she
didn't hear us.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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You need to talk
to your son.
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About what?
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I'm not sure I'm comfortable
with him and Mandy
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being intimate.
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They have a baby,Mare.
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You're a little late
to the party.
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But, now, they are
living under our roof,
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and they are
still not married.
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This again?
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I am serious.
We have teenagers
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living in the house.
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What kind of example
are they setting?
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Same example you
were setting last night.
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We are married.
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And they're engaged.
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Well, what are they
waiting for?
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Why are you asking me?
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We have to say something.
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Or we mind our business.
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It is a sin, George.
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And like a good Christian,
I choose to forgive them.
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Cheers.
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Hey.
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You two decent?
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Yeah, come on in.
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Oh, hi,
sweet girl.
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She keeping y'all up?
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Oh, no, she's a good sleeper.
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She gets that from me.
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So, uh, what's going on?
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Well, I want to talk to you
about your wedding.
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Uh, what about it?
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When's it happening?
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Oh.
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Well, honestly,
since the tornado and moving,
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we haven't really
given it much thought.
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Of course,
that makes sense.
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So, let's think
about it now.
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What's the rush?
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Well, you're
living together,
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sleeping together,doing...
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other things together.
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Told you we were
being too loud.
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I'm ticklish,
I can't help it.
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Okay. I just think,
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if you're gonna
be doing that,
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you should be married.
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I thought when you got married
you stop doing that.
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No, in fact...
Don't change the subject.
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I'll get the monitor and the
computer, you get the printer.
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Hello.Hello.
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Don't forget the modem.SHELDON: Mm.
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I thought you were in school.
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Oh, I was.
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Evan and I just came
here to get my computer.
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I'm guessing
this is Evan.
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Yes.
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Isn't he great?
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Uh, Shelly,
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we're kind of in the
middle of something.
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Oh, still? I was hoping
we were done.
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No, not done.
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Just pretend we're not here,
as I'm doing with you.
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I mean,
she does have a point.
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What are we
waiting for?
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I guess nothing.
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Okay, then.
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Let's plan a wedding.SHELDON: Wait,
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a wedding?
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Does that mean
I have to be the best man?
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No, Sheldon.
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Okay. But I am the best,
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and I am a man,
just listen to my voice.
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Okay, I'll do it.
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Can I come?Sure.
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No.No.
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Aw.
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Hi.This is a nice surprise.
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Mom around?
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Why?
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I'm not looking for a fight.
I just have a wedding update.
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Mm, sounds like
fighting words to me.
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Dad.Audrey!
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Mandy's here. She says
she's not looking for a fight.
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Hello, Amanda.Hi, Mom.
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Just get chilly
in here or what?
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Mm.MANDY: Just wanted
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you both to know that,
uh, Georgie and I
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are gonna be going down
to City Hall next Friday,
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and I was hoping you'd be there.
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City Hall?
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Is that really what you want?
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Well, it's not our first choice,
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but, you know,
after the tornado,
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it's kind of all we can afford.
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Course we'll be there.
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If you want a bigger wedding,
we'll pay for it.
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What? I-I thought
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you were too embarrassed
for us to have a big wedding.
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Excuse me, I'm j...
I'm gonna, uh...
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I don't want to argue.
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I just want to be part of
my granddaughter's life,
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part of your life.
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And Georgie's?
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Mm-hmm.
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And if a big wedding
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is what's gonna
make you happy,
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then I want to do
that for you.
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Okay, what's the catch?
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No catch.
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And if you want to get
married at City Hall,
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that's fine, too.
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Dad, Mom's being weird.
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I'm not here.
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I just...
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I just want to make things
right between us.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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So what happens now?
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I'm not used to ending
a conversation
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where one of us
doesn't storm out.
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How about a hug?
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Okay.
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Oh, that is weird.
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Yeah, it was real nice of
you two to pay for the wedding.
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Well, you know,
parents of the bride,
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tradition.Yeah.
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If you need us to help out
at all, we can kick in.
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No, we got it. Good, 'cause we can't.
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It's okay. I get to walk
my daughter down the aisle.
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Can't put a price on that.Mm. Yeah.
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I was real happy to hear Mandy
and her mom are getting along.
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Oh, me, too.
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You know, I wouldn't say this
to either of 'em,
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but they're both
a little, uh...
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Willful?
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Sure, let's go
with willful.
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I'm so glad they're having
a real wedding.
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Mm.
I got married
at City Hall,
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and I've always
kind of regretted it.
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We went all out.
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I had a gown made
special in Dallas
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with shoes to match,
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and a white cowboy hat
with a rhinestone brim.
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Oh.
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You must've been
so beautiful.
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Did Jim wear a tux?
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Probably. I don't
really remember.
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Do you think Mandy'll let us
help her pick out a dress?
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I hope so.
Mm.
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When she was a TV weather girl,
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you wouldn't believe
the outfits she wore.
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Oh, I'm sure
she looked cute.
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Maybe if she was doing the
weather on the street corner.
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Oh, my.
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Well, I'm sure she'll
dress modestly for church.
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They are having
a church wedding, right?
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Oh, they are definitely
having a church wedding.
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That is one thing
I am not budging on.
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Good, you and I are both
on the same page there.
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In fact, I already talked
to Father Donovan.
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Oh.
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Uh, is that your father?
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No.
He's our priest.
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Oh.
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So, you think they're getting
married in a Catholic church?
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Well, of course, we're Catholic.
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Oh.
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Well, Mandy said that
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you don't go to church
that often, so...
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how Catholic could you be?
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That's a funny question
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coming from a woman
who left her own church.
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I went back.
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And...
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my granddaughter
is not gonna be raised Catholic.
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She's gonna worship Jesus,
not the Pope.
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We don't worship the Pope.
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Well y'all sure bought him
a pretty fancy car.
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You want
another beer?
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Hang on.
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Yes.
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You people don't
even dance.
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what kind of a weddingis that?
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It is about the union
of two souls,
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not doing the hokeypokey.
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Well, George, it was nice
while it lasted.
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Yeah, you take care
of yourself.
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All right.AUDREY: Hell of a lot more fun
than a reception
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with no alcohol.That's all you people
care about, drinking.
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Jesus drank wine!
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Well, he probably had to
to put up with people like you!
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She just thinks
she can take over
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the whole wedding.Well,
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they are paying for it.
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So they can just buy
CeeCee's soul?
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No, no, no, you're right.
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How can you be eating
right now?
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I was up at 4:00 a.m.
spritzing this thing.
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Come on, try some.
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I'm not hungry.
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You sound hungry.
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Fine.
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Okay, it's delicious,
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but it doesn't
change anything.
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Ooh, smells good.
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Hey, where
are my folks?
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Oh, what'd she do?
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I-I don't want to put you
in the middle.
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Great. I'm gonna make a plate
before Dad finishes it all.
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What? I... There's 14 pounds.
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We're saying
the same thing, big boy.
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It's just...
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Your mother's trying
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to get you to do
things her way,
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and I...
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want you to have the
wedding that you want.
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Which would be the wedding
that you want.
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Or do we want
the same thing?
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Spit it out, Mary.
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Your mother
is insisting
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that you get married
in the Catholic church.
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And you want us to get married
in the Baptist church.
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It's an option,
but anywhere is fine.
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Is it?
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Yeah, but you can't drink
and dance at a Baptist wedding.
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Was I talking to you?
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Dumbass.
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It's just a little water
on her head,
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it's not a big deal.
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Sure.
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Um...
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It's your wedding,
it's your child,
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if you are okay,
I'm okay.
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I'm okay.
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00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:53,590
Then I'm also okay.
268
00:09:55,370 --> 00:09:56,460
Hi, Pastor Jeff.
269
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Can you come over right now?
270
00:09:57,850 --> 00:09:59,940
I need you to save
someone's soul.
271
00:10:02,290 --> 00:10:03,030
Whose soul
needs saving?
272
00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,560
Is it Sheldon?
273
00:10:04,690 --> 00:10:06,040
I've been waiting
for this.
No.
274
00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,600
We're still praying for him.
275
00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:08,990
Come in,
we don't have much time.
276
00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:11,950
What's going on?Mandy and Georgie are out,
277
00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,700
so I was hoping
that maybe we could sneak in
278
00:10:14,830 --> 00:10:16,920
an early baptism for CeeCee.
279
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,140
You know we don't
do infant baptism.
280
00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,700
Yeah, yeah. But I'm afraid
that if we don't do it now,
281
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,790
CeeCee's gonna end up...
282
00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:24,880
Catholic.
283
00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,270
They do love to get 'em early.
284
00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,800
Yes. Come on.
285
00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,320
Do you trust
286
00:10:32,450 --> 00:10:34,850
in Jesus Christ as your
personal Lord and Savior?
287
00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:37,890
Close enough.
288
00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:40,680
It's on your profession of faith
that I baptize you
289
00:10:40,810 --> 00:10:43,290
in the name of the Father,
Son and the Holy--
290
00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:44,600
Hey.
291
00:10:44,730 --> 00:10:46,080
Hey, sweetie.
292
00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:47,690
How was school?
293
00:10:47,820 --> 00:10:49,640
What's going on here?
294
00:10:49,770 --> 00:10:52,120
Just washing
CeeCee's hair.Mm.
295
00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,780
With Pastor Jeff?
296
00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,650
It takes a village.
297
00:10:57,650 --> 00:10:58,830
Whatever.
298
00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:02,960
Go, go, go, go.
299
00:11:03,090 --> 00:11:03,960
...and the Holy Spirit.
300
00:11:04,090 --> 00:11:05,660
Amen.
301
00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:08,450
In your face,
Catholics.
302
00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,540
You know, I was thinking,
303
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:13,060
for your something old,
304
00:11:13,190 --> 00:11:14,670
you could wear my veil.
305
00:11:15,970 --> 00:11:17,670
You know, Georgie's
11 years younger than me.
306
00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,410
I-I think I am
the something old.
307
00:11:19,540 --> 00:11:21,590
Don't worry.
308
00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:24,370
When he loses all his hair, he's
gonna look way older than you.
309
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,380
Aw.
310
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,160
Thanks.
311
00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:28,160
Hey,
312
00:11:28,290 --> 00:11:29,730
would you be upset
313
00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:31,690
if we didn't get married
by Father Donovan?
314
00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:34,690
Did that woman convince you
to get married Baptist?
315
00:11:35,990 --> 00:11:38,340
She says it's not a cult,
but I'm not so sure.
316
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,960
No, no. We're just--
We're thinking maybe no church.
317
00:11:42,090 --> 00:11:44,570
It's just causing fights, and
Georgie and I don't really care.
318
00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:45,740
What about CeeCee?
319
00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:47,140
Aren't you gonna
get her baptized?
320
00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:48,440
I don't know.
321
00:11:48,570 --> 00:11:49,570
Maybe when she's older.
322
00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,710
If that's what she wants.
323
00:11:53,490 --> 00:11:55,060
It's your wedding.
324
00:11:55,190 --> 00:11:57,580
Whatever makes you
happy makes me happy.
325
00:11:57,710 --> 00:11:59,760
Thanks, Mom.
That means a lot.
326
00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:02,060
Look at that sweater.
That would look
327
00:12:02,190 --> 00:12:03,410
so good on you.
328
00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:04,890
Actually, that is cute.
329
00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:06,200
You should go try it on.
330
00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:07,500
You think so?
331
00:12:07,630 --> 00:12:09,070
Yeah. I'll watch CeeCee.
332
00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,030
We'll go do a lap
around the park.
333
00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,420
Really?
334
00:12:12,550 --> 00:12:15,030
Here. Take my credit card.
335
00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:15,990
It's on me.
336
00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:18,380
Thanks.
337
00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:25,700
♪ ♪
338
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,360
I baptize you in the
name of the Father
339
00:12:34,490 --> 00:12:36,400
and the Son
340
00:12:36,530 --> 00:12:38,230
and the Holy
Spirit. Amen.
341
00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,190
Amen.
342
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,890
Here's a little something
for you.
343
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,410
Mmm.Mmm.
344
00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:48,810
This is delicious.
345
00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:50,500
Mm. You should've tried it
two days ago.
346
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,590
I wanted to.
But, instead, we left.
347
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,300
That's all
in the past.
348
00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:03,730
Right. It was silly of us
to put our stuff onto the kids.
349
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,340
It's their wedding.
350
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,610
Weddings make everyone
crazy.
351
00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:10,390
They're also
a celebration of love.
352
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,400
Sure.
353
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:14,440
Well, whatever they decide
with CeeCee,
354
00:13:14,570 --> 00:13:15,660
that is up to them.
355
00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:17,010
And the Lord.
356
00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:18,580
Amen.
357
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,710
Amen, indeed.
358
00:13:27,370 --> 00:13:30,110
Shelly, everything okay?
359
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:33,160
No, it is not. Both my computer
and my trust have been betrayed.
360
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:35,980
Okay. Well, we-we're
with company now.
361
00:13:36,110 --> 00:13:37,380
You can fill
us in later.
362
00:13:37,510 --> 00:13:39,160
I won't ruin your dinner
with the suspense.
363
00:13:39,290 --> 00:13:41,080
Evan upgraded my computer.
364
00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:43,430
Oh. That sounds nice.
365
00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,040
He didn't even ask me.
366
00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:46,910
Is it better?
367
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,910
It's different. What kind
of person takes something
368
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,090
that doesn't belong to them and
changes it behind their back?
369
00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:57,010
Well, m-maybe he thought
370
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,180
he was doing the best thing
for your computer.
371
00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:01,530
It's my computer.
It should have been my decision.
372
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,320
I don't even have a room
to storm off to!
373
00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:09,450
He gonna be okay?
374
00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:11,980
Oh. Tonight, sure.
375
00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:13,850
Big picture?
376
00:14:16,850 --> 00:14:18,940
I've got a hot wife
and a Nobel Prize.
377
00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:20,420
I turned out fine.
378
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,210
Hey. You need a hand?
379
00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:27,950
Oh. Yeah. Thank you.
380
00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:31,520
Sounds like things
went better with my parents.
381
00:14:31,650 --> 00:14:33,480
Yes. All good.
382
00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:36,740
We were both being
stubborn before.
383
00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:38,570
Yeah, I know
this is hard, but...
384
00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:41,270
thank you for letting us make
our own decisions for our kid.
385
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,440
Mm-hmm.
386
00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:44,790
You okay?
387
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,320
Yeah, yeah. Mm.
388
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,710
But, um...
389
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,490
there's something
you should know.
390
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,360
CeeCee...
391
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:56,150
accidentally got splashed
here in the sink this morning.
392
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,980
So what?
393
00:14:59,110 --> 00:15:01,200
Uh, Pastor Jeff
did the splashing
394
00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:02,460
while he was baptizing her.
395
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,420
That's all.
396
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,900
Can you believe it?I'm not surprised
397
00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:11,510
she would do
something like this.
398
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:12,860
But don't worry--
399
00:15:12,990 --> 00:15:14,600
I was one move ahead.
400
00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,000
What does that mean?
401
00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:19,130
It means
my granddaughter's soul is safe.
402
00:15:19,260 --> 00:15:21,050
What did you do?
403
00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:22,790
Is that the sweater
I bought you?
404
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,350
Oh, it looks so cute.
405
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,310
What did you do?!
406
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:26,960
I baptized her.
407
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:27,920
Grow up.
408
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:29,840
Hey!
409
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,490
Thought
I heard you-- Okay.
410
00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:38,020
And they both went
behind our backs.
411
00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:39,540
I mean...
412
00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:40,670
can you believe that?
413
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,590
Well, my mom's
pretty religious,
414
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:43,590
so that makes sense.
415
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,290
And you're just...
416
00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:46,770
okay with this?
417
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,120
Is it that big a deal?
418
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,860
They sprinkled some
water on CeeCee's head
419
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,290
and asked God to
look out for her.
420
00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:52,290
Where's the harm?
421
00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:54,210
Do I have to explain it to you?
422
00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:55,430
No.
423
00:15:56,430 --> 00:15:58,520
But could you?
424
00:15:58,650 --> 00:16:01,780
They're making decisions about
our child without talking to us.
425
00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:04,090
That's totally unacceptable.
426
00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:05,870
I'm right there
with you. Not cool.
427
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,400
Okay, so what are
we gonna do about it?
428
00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:10,230
Well, I'm gonna
talk to both of 'em
429
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,750
and make it real clear
there'll be no more baptizing.
430
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,930
We are done with that.
431
00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:17,880
I forget sometimes
what a child you are.
432
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,930
You know, when you say
hurtful stuff like that,
433
00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:21,670
you sound a little
like your mother.
434
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,330
Say that again.
435
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:26,980
Kind of wish I never
said it the first time.
436
00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:27,980
Mm-hmm.
437
00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:32,940
Why do I even talk?
438
00:16:33,070 --> 00:16:35,640
Evan upgraded my computer,
which made it smarter.
439
00:16:35,770 --> 00:16:37,950
There was one problem--
440
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,560
the darn thing
was smarter than me.
441
00:16:39,690 --> 00:16:40,560
Check.
442
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,560
What are you
doing here?
443
00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:46,440
What are youdoing here?Mandy and I
444
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:47,780
had a little disagreement.
445
00:16:47,910 --> 00:16:49,700
I'm giving her
some space to cool off.
446
00:16:49,830 --> 00:16:52,090
That seems wise. You
can be quite annoying.
447
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,270
I thought you were staying
at your dorm.I was.
448
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,230
My roommate violated my Tandy.
449
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:57,580
Who's Tandy?
450
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,710
Oh. That's sick.
451
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,150
That's what I said.
452
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,370
Mind if I crash here
tonight?
453
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:05,540
I do.
454
00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:07,460
Yeah, well,
I'm crashing here tonight.
455
00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:08,540
Fine.
456
00:17:08,670 --> 00:17:10,460
Let me ask you
a question.
457
00:17:10,590 --> 00:17:12,550
Can you un-baptize
somebody?
458
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,290
Well, since it's
a magical ceremony
459
00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:16,290
that doesn't mean anything,
then, sure, why not?
460
00:17:16,420 --> 00:17:19,120
In the name of science and
reason, I un-baptize you.
461
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,640
No, not me. Put it back.
462
00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:22,560
Oh. Okay.
463
00:17:22,690 --> 00:17:24,130
Control-Z. You're baptized.
464
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,740
Thanks.
465
00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:26,780
And it's not for me.
466
00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:28,300
It's for my daughter.
467
00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:30,090
Mom baptized her
in the kitchen sink,
468
00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:32,350
and Mandy's mom did it
in a Catholic church.
469
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,140
Sure. Baptists
versus Catholics.
470
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,750
Much blood was shed
over that in the 1500s.
471
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,140
They did it without telling us.
472
00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:39,750
Rude.Anyway,
473
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,190
Mandy's on a warpath,
474
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,230
and all they were trying
to do is help.
475
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,840
Well, you're lucky it was just
a baby and not a computer.
476
00:17:45,970 --> 00:17:47,840
It don't look broken.
477
00:17:47,970 --> 00:17:49,410
"Doesn't." And it isn't.
478
00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:50,330
"Ain't."
479
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,670
Point is,
480
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:52,980
my roommate went
behind my back.
481
00:17:53,110 --> 00:17:54,720
Did he at least
mean well?
482
00:17:54,850 --> 00:17:56,640
Absolutely.
He's a nice fella.
483
00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:57,850
Then what's your problem?
484
00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:59,600
I'll show you.
485
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,210
Check. Checkmate.
486
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:05,640
Computer wins.
487
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:08,080
And it's set
to novice level.
488
00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:10,950
I don't understand a damn thing
I'm looking at.
489
00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:18,350
I'm not a lawyer,
but you could make the argument
490
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:19,750
that my child was kidnapped,
twice.
491
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,010
And you'd think
Georgie would be
492
00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:23,230
on my side,
but he wasn't even upset.
493
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,490
Well, you know,
sometimes men can be...
494
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:26,490
idiots.
495
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:27,970
Lovable idiots.
496
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,150
Look, they
crossed the line,
497
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,580
and there is no defending that.
498
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:32,720
Thank you.You know,
499
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,060
sometimes grandparents
just think
500
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,280
they can do whatever they want.
501
00:18:35,410 --> 00:18:36,240
And they can't.
502
00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:37,590
That's right.
503
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,420
Great-grandparents,
on the other hand,
504
00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:41,460
well, they get a free pass.
505
00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:43,380
'Cause they got
one foot in the grave.
506
00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:44,640
Take a break.
507
00:18:44,770 --> 00:18:46,340
So, what
am I gonna do?
508
00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:48,170
I mean, I live
with Mary, and...
509
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,600
I'm stuck with
my mother.
510
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:52,000
Well, there have
to be consequences.
511
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,560
Maybe you could start
by cutting off access to CeeCee
512
00:18:54,690 --> 00:18:55,690
for a little while.
513
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,390
Yeah, but then I
have no babysitters.
514
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,920
Well, let's keep thinking.
515
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,740
Unless you two
are volunteering.
516
00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:01,660
Keep thinking.
517
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:05,310
Morning.
518
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:06,660
Morning.
519
00:19:06,790 --> 00:19:08,530
What do you want?
520
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,580
I brought you some flowers.
521
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,150
You didn't have to do that.
522
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,410
I had to do something
to apologize.
523
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:20,850
For?
524
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:22,850
For...
525
00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:24,460
not being on your side?
526
00:19:24,590 --> 00:19:25,900
Attaboy.
527
00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:27,810
Thank you.
528
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,600
Y'all got anything
going on today?
529
00:19:30,730 --> 00:19:32,120
Not much.
530
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,080
Well, I had a nap
on the docket.
531
00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:36,080
How do you feel
about coming down to City Hall
532
00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:37,610
to witness me and Georgie
getting married?
533
00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:39,870
We're getting married?Shh.
534
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,700
What about your parents?
535
00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:43,570
Well, you're the one that said
there had to be consequences.
536
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,880
So we're really not
gonna invite our folks?
537
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,400
Is that okay?
538
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Mm, I guess the only person
I need there is you.
539
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Oh. A spite wedding.
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I had one of those.
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Shut up.
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Let me get my purse.
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