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Excellent work, ladies.
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Top notch!
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Oh, would you look at that?
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It's already 4:00 AM.
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Okay. Okay.
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Oh.
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Okay. Okay. Let's go Mehdi.
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Let's go Medhi.
Let's go Medhi.
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Okay.
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Ah!
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Oh shit.
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Okay. Okay. Come on Medhi.
Come on, come on, come on.
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Oh my God.
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Ugh.
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Doug!
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Wow. What a night, eh?
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Fight the power!
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Oh God.
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Marcus:
Medhi, again?
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Did you fly too close
to the sun last night?
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Guilty as charged.
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These guys again, huh?
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Protesting fossil fuels,
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the usual.
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You know, when
I was a boy,
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they said we'd run out of
dinosaur juice by the year 2000.
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Hmm.
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And we're still pumping, baby.
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Chelsea:
Oh, you think that's funny?
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The negative PR
from the parade
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gave Charles even more
reason to close this place down.
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Why would he close down a
fully functional plant?
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We start with accounting,
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hopefully they can shed
some light on this.
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Are you sure
that's necessary?
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Of course.
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The financials
are everything.
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What's the problem
with the accountants?
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I mean, they're alright.
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Hold up!
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What'd you just say?
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That your mom
has soft hands?
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No, the other thing, dummy.
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Oh, Bennett...
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guy woke up thinking he
was on a space shuttle,
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punched a nurse.
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Alright then, let's
get to the hospital,
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start at ground zero.
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Hold on. Substance abuse
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and now a possible
brain injury?
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You don't just waltz out of
the hospital after all that.
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He's not your
average human being.
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He's more cockroach than man.
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And if he's conscious,
he could be anywhere:
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like the legion,
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the peelers, the casino.
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What a mess.
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Bennett's a liability
on his best day,
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but he has answers.
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I understand but we're
going to accounting.
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Ah, I have to link
up with my crew,
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make sure they're
set for the day.
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I'll meet you up there?
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Medhi? You in here?
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Fuck Medhi.
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Are you hungover again?
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Todd:
Well that answers that.
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You're getting worse.
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You know it's
against policy to-
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Alter company
property without-
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Oh, come on, man.
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Don't be a weasel. Okay?
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This-this is an improvement.
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Engineering stuff.
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Listen, I need you to do me
a solid and watch my guys.
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You're just gonna sit
there and sign permits.
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Come on, man.
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That weird guy on your
crew who never blinks,
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he creeps me the fuck out!
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And your-your trailer
smells like feet.
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I think I'm gonna be sick.
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Do not let last night's
decisions affect my crew, okay?
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You're worried about
my decisions, hmm?
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You know, 30 years ago I
decided to send my money
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to a school in Bombay.
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{\an8}I know.
And that institution
specialized in engineering
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and I decided to attend every
class so that I could tell you:
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your crew doesn't
need a babysitter.
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Thanks Medhi,
you're the best.
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Lights?
- Stay awake!
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Fuck you, Todd Stool.
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Son of a bitch.
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Marcus:
There's off limits!
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Marcus:
Stop!
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Now you're farther! Fuck!
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Come to Daddy.
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Oh yeah!
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Hey baby, where's
your little boy?
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Dewey, flick it,
you flick it!
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Oh! Shit!
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I'm probably gonna
regret this but,
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I wanna be just like you.
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You mean you want
to be a dude?
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No. Training with
you the other day
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was actually pretty
fucking cool, okay?
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You're comfortable.
You're confident.
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You got this whole
vibe going on.
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I think the word you're
looking for is "classy"?
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No.
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Maybe it's, uh,
"experienced"?
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Audrey:
It's more than that.
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It's like the way that you
went about things, you know?
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You weren't lost.
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I want that.
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Backwoods:
I'm sure you do,
my young apprentice.
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Don't we all.
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But why are you giving
me all the honour?
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What about those guys?
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Is this?
Is this safe to drink?
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Whoa, don't drink tap.
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Government adds fluoride
as a mind-control agent.
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And fish fuck in it.
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What? You're serious?
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Oh yeah. Let's get into
this car crash right now.
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Today you're tagging
along with Dewey.
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Dewey, Audrey. You know.
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You'd be surprised what you're
gonna learn from our boy.
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Well, maybe not
that surprised.
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But anyways, look,
the last couple of days,
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you know you're
learning the site,
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how to work hard,
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yada yada.
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And now you're gonna
learn somethin' different.
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Where the fuck is Todd?
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I am Todd.
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What is that?
Gimme that.
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Homer:
Alright, just don't
plough it back too quick.
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Audrey:
That's straight caffeine.
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Holy fuck!
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Mix some fuckin'
water in there!
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Ugh!
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Today I am Todd
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but with, uh, better skin.
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And, uh, smarter and a
lower BMI and nicer hair
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and a nicer truck.
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And, uh, just a generally
more pleasant demeanour.
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As for the day's work,
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continue with what you
were doing yesterday.
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If you've already
completed it,
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just, um, do it again,
but better.
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And no questions.
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Who are you?
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I'm Audrey.
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Backwoods:
That's Audrey, Todd's sister.
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I paired her up with Dewey.
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Ah, congratulations.
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For what?
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For not looking
like your brother.
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I had a very busy morning
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and I forgot where
I parked my truck.
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I need you two to find it.
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Should we look in the ditch?
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It's somewhere in
that direction.
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Hope you brought an umbrella.
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Bev:
You have to come
with us next.
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Barb:
We do the craziest stuff. I
went on a water slide one time.
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Chelsea:
Sounds like it
gets pretty wild.
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Barb:
Oh, we go pretty hard.
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I got stuck in a ball pit for
like 30 minutes one time.
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Bev:
Ew.
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Oh, glad you could make it.
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Everything alright?
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You know this piece of shit?
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I mean, professionally.
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Barbara.
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Asshole.
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So we're still
using that name?
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You've got some real
smelly balls coming in here
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after what you
did to my bestie.
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What did you do?
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Nothing. It was a
misunderstanding.
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You unbelievable bastard!
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That's rich.
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Bev:
Son of a bitch.
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Barb:
We were supposed to
get matching tattoos.
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I got mine and when
it's his turn,
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Bitchy McBitch
got cold feet.
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Bitch.
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We were day drinking,
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it sounded like
a good idea.
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By the time it was my turn,
I'd sobered up.
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Drunk Todd and Sober Todd
don't see eye to eye
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on body modifications. Sorry.
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You can go to hell.
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You left me out to
dry and you know it.
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Here.
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De-stress.
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I dunno why you're making
such a big deal about this.
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It was four years ago and I
offered to pay for the removal.
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Chelsea:
Okay, I understand that
you two have history,
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but we can't let it cloud
the current problem.
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Now if you could
provide some clarity
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about the discrepancies we
were talking about earlier-
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Barb:
Uh uh.
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That jerk-off gets nothing.
- Yeah, nothing.
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Bev:
Nada. Never.
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Zilch.
- Sorry.
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Not gonna happen.
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Or if you don't cooperate
I could just fire you.
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Our union loves
wrongful dismissal cases.
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Barb:
Loves them.
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Chews 'em up every day.
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What do we need to do?
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More like, what
does he need to do?
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You want the financials?
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He gets that tattoo.
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And in the same place
that I got mine.
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And we're not saying
shit until then.
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Chelsea:
Guess you learned your
lesson about dating colleagues.
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It wasn't all bad.
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I mean, Barb's a good one.
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I just don't like needles.
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Well you better
get over it.
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You know any tattoo
shops in town?
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Who here knows
how to tattoo?
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Todd:
Great.
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That guy.
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This car got recalled
for faulty airbags.
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Basically
decapitated a dude.
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This is your
brother's truck.
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Oh, you probably
already know that.
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I assume he gave
you a ride today?
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You sure know a lot about
cars and who owns them.
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What do you drive?
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Oh, is this one yours?
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It's a long story.
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DUI?
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Okay, it's a short story.
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What the shit is this?
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Bird feed?
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Ah! What the fuck?
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Aw, come on-
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Ow! Shit!
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Fucking asshole birds.
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Backwoods:
Ah!
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Audrey:
What the fuck is going on?
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Taser:
Dammit! Shield me!
Shield me!
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It's everywhere!
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Audrey:
Get me inside!
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Ewwwwww!
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Holy shit!
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Fuckin' birds!
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I'll give you all the
money on me if you go away.
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Protestor.
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She did something
with the birds.
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I think she laced the
bird seed with laxative.
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How does making birds
shit themselves
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help save the environment?
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Well how did
she get in?
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Marcus:
Don't look at me, man.
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I think I got
some in my mouth.
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I hate birds.
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More than I hate condoms.
264
00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:35,561
Yo, Bareback.
265
00:11:35,561 --> 00:11:36,562
You know nature shit.
266
00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:38,364
How do people deal
with these things?
267
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,366
Well, they shoot them
or they trap them.
268
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,568
Some companies deploy
"critter prickers".
269
00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:44,937
Or we could call
in a falconer.
270
00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:46,539
Smart answers only.
271
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,941
Backwoods:
Well they are sensitive
to ultrasonic frequencies,
272
00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:51,177
makes them think a
predator's around.
273
00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:52,745
You ever ate one?
274
00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:54,380
Of course I have.
275
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:57,750
Well, if what nature
dude says is true,
276
00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,752
I can deal with
these shit rats.
277
00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:01,587
I need access to
the PA system.
278
00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:02,588
What are you gonna do,
279
00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:04,090
throw up on it?
280
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,959
Barb:
Oh my God,
that is disgusting.
281
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:08,594
It doesn't even say
my name to be honest.
282
00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:09,962
Yeah, it kind of says barf.
- Yeah, it does.
283
00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:11,564
Todd:
Oh, seriously?
284
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,965
It doesn't say barf.
285
00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:14,600
Goddamnit, Barb.
286
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,968
So Todd held up
his end of the deal
287
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:18,771
where's the documentation,
reports, receipts?
288
00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:20,206
Oh.
- Oh, yeah.
289
00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,408
We don't really handle
the accounting anymore.
290
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,409
Excuse me?
291
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,410
Bev:
Yeah, we just do payroll.
292
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,478
Lots of payroll.
293
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,413
Yeah, Bennett's been
handling the accounting for,
294
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,581
I dunno, years?
295
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,782
How many years?
296
00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:31,217
Barb:
Three and a half.
297
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:32,218
Three, four. I dunno.
298
00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:33,419
While, yeah.
299
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,987
We just saw the top sheets,
never the work.
300
00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:35,988
How do we get the work?
301
00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:37,590
I mean, we have his laptop.
302
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,593
He told us to take it if
anything happened to him, but...
303
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,595
Bev:
But the only one with
the password is...
304
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,596
- Bennett?
- Yeah.
305
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,797
Todd:
Are you shitting me?
306
00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:47,800
Then why the fuck
did I get a tattoo?
307
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:48,801
Boogie!
- Oh.
308
00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:50,469
Barb:
Geez.
309
00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:52,471
Con artists.
310
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,448
Yeah. Yeah.
311
00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:11,624
Fuck you birds.
312
00:13:16,662 --> 00:13:18,497
Operator Phil:
They're leaving!
313
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,834
Now, boys, if you don't mind,
314
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,469
Papa needs some shut-eye.
315
00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:25,905
Operator Phil:
Looks like it.
316
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,473
Backwoods:
Fuckin' waste of good
meat if you ask me.
317
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,908
But it worked!
318
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,844
Ah, that can't be good.
319
00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,481
That wasn't me.
320
00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:39,685
Taser:
Fuuuuuuuuuck!
321
00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:43,689
Holy shit!
322
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:44,690
Yeah, that's not good.
323
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:45,858
Medhi, get up! Get up,
you fuckin' drunk.
324
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:46,859
Let's go, on the move!
325
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:47,860
Stop traffic.
326
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:48,861
Medhi:
What?
327
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:51,864
Steph:
Alright everybody,
328
00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:52,865
I know it sucks,
329
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:54,667
but power outage means
we shelter in place
330
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,502
till we get the all clear.
331
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,503
I can still smell it.
332
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,939
It's not rotten eggs,
it's like regular eggs.
333
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:02,508
Last time we
had a lockdown,
334
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,076
we were in here
for five hours.
335
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:05,878
It's back when I was
on the, the tools.
336
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:06,879
I'm on probation now.
337
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:07,880
It's a long story.
338
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,715
Audrey:
Drinking?
339
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:10,716
Dewey:
Anyway,
340
00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:12,518
operators took their
sweet ass time.
341
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,719
Conceited little pukes.
342
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:14,687
Think they're so important.
343
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,322
It's-it's just
button pushing.
344
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:17,957
Please stop talking.
345
00:14:18,757 --> 00:14:20,092
Dude.
346
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:21,961
I'm just trying to pass
on some knowledge.
347
00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:24,730
The social hierarchy.
348
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,332
They don't teach this
stuff in trade school.
349
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,733
Where did they
teach you that?
350
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,168
Jail?
351
00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:34,540
Is this normal?
352
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,543
Everyone's pretty relaxed.
353
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:38,744
Behavioural conditioning.
354
00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:40,012
Oldest trick in the book.
355
00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:42,915
Perfected by government spooks
in Afghanistan in the mid 80's.
356
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,149
Now that you mention it,
357
00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:46,752
I, I have felt more and more
detached these last few months.
358
00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:51,123
Oh, thank God.
359
00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:52,358
Chelsea:
Accounting
isn't accountable.
360
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:53,926
Bennett is what
we're left with.
361
00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:56,128
Is there someway we
can sneak offsite?
362
00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:57,730
Not possible in lockdown.
363
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,566
Safety applies to everyone
regardless of their position.
364
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:04,570
Guys, this day has been
something else, okay?
365
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,940
I've been following Dewey
around and then I got shit on.
366
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,775
At least it's not permanent.
367
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:12,611
Ah, your coveralls
look good on you.
368
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,749
Thanks. Yours too.
369
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,151
Well, um, I like your shirt.
370
00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:22,021
That's what I meant to say.
Did you get it at the mall?
371
00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:25,791
Oh, I haven't seen
this much shit
372
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,793
since my septic
tank ruptured.
373
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,962
Well, you've obviously
never been to Burning Man.
374
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,397
One giant litter box.
375
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:33,432
Ah, well, tripped the breaker.
376
00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:38,771
Yeah.
377
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,607
Steph:
Yeah. Okay. I know, I know.
378
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,975
Team, we're back at it.
379
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:44,410
Bird guano is toxic.
380
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:47,179
So please change your
clothes and/or shower.
381
00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:50,416
I mean, do shower at
least once this week.
382
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:51,817
Thank you.
383
00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:54,420
Well, you better get
back with your crew.
384
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,789
Yay. More Dewey and
his Dewey stories.
385
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:57,990
Sorry.
386
00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:00,192
And I might be late so can
you catch a ride with someone?
387
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:01,427
Okay, great.
388
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,829
This day just gets
better and better.
389
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,841
I guess we better get back
to finding Medhi's truck.
390
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,844
Relax, Todd's Sister.
391
00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:20,846
Nothin' new after two,
nothin' more after four.
392
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,849
Besides, I haven't
even told you
393
00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:25,851
about my journey
into the trades.
394
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:27,286
Nuh uh. No.
395
00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:28,821
All good.
396
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,823
See the angle of
these flare headers?
397
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,025
They're at a fifteen. Huh.
398
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,027
If we change this
diameter to 16 inch
399
00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:38,497
we can redline
this bitch 24/7.
400
00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:42,701
{\an8}But that means the
flare tip will need...
401
00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:45,671
{\an8}modifications.
402
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:55,481
♪
403
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:57,316
Guys, come check this out.
404
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:06,859
The nerds only gather
outside Mehdi's office
405
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,694
when he's doing
something important.
406
00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:10,496
Historic.
407
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:12,064
He's about to
revolutionize the industry.
408
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:13,065
That guy?
409
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,867
He's been hungover all day.
410
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,535
That's when he does
his best work.
411
00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:19,505
Being hungover is
his sweet spot.
412
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:20,906
Medhi Chowdry.
413
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:28,514
Welcome to the 2030s
your beautiful bastards!
414
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:29,915
Yes!
415
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:42,294
Marcus:
Oh fer fuck sakes.
416
00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:43,729
That's Medhi's truck.
417
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,566
Man.
418
00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:51,737
This guy is so fucked.
419
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,739
He has no concept
of right or wrong.
420
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,307
Well, I'm a new face
and I'm up to date
421
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:57,543
on my conflict
resolution training, so...
422
00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:59,311
Todd:
I once corrected him
on what day it was,
423
00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:01,180
the fucking guy threw
a chair at my head.
424
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:06,385
That's, uh, creepy.
425
00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:12,591
I can hear everything
you're saying.
426
00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,928
Look, if it isn't the
baglicker himself.
427
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,763
Or should I say
boot licker?
428
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,132
Bennett, good to see you back
in the land of the living.
429
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:23,569
My apologies for the
language, Miss...?
430
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:24,770
Chelsea Nakamura.
431
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,805
I'm the new site manager
at Conch Industries.
432
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:29,575
So if you're the
new site manager,
433
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,143
then that means...
434
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:33,345
you were passed over.
435
00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:35,981
So Mr. Bennett, Randy.
436
00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:38,984
We've come here because
we need your help.
437
00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:40,953
Do you know a
Duan in plastics?
438
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:44,156
I suspect that Duan
is of Asian descent?
439
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,791
Bennett:
No, he's Korean.
440
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,359
And you think because
I'm also Asian
441
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:48,961
that he and I
would get along?
442
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,163
You should give
him a chance.
443
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:52,364
You deserve to be happy.
444
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:53,799
Look man,
445
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,000
we need the password
to your laptops
446
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,368
so we can open the
accounting documents.
447
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:57,369
Oh, I see.
448
00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:59,171
You didn't come here
because you cared.
449
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,974
You came here because
you wanted to use me.
450
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,375
No, that's not true, Randy.
451
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,977
I do care.
452
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,812
You'd cheat on Duan.
453
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,181
Haven't you fucked the
refinery over enough?
454
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:10,616
For once do the right thing.
455
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:11,984
What's the password?
456
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,619
You know what I'm
gonna do, Todd?
457
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:15,654
I'm gonna bang your sister.
458
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:19,024
And not in some creepy way.
459
00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:21,827
I'm gonna take her
out for dinner.
460
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,395
Wine her and dine her.
461
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:24,396
Todd:
Yeah?
462
00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:27,032
Yeah. I'm gonna be
your brother-in-law.
463
00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:28,200
I will wed her.
464
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,035
I'll be at every
family gathering,
465
00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:31,003
every holiday,
466
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,405
every funeral
and childbirth.
467
00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:38,010
I can't wait to see
your best man's speech.
468
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,011
That's fucking it!
469
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,212
Bennett:
It's going to be great.
470
00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:42,214
Oh God!
471
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:43,415
Ah!
472
00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:45,050
GOD!
473
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:47,019
Give us the numbers or I
swear on my mother's grave,
474
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,221
I will tear your
dick inside out.
475
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,223
Give us the
fucking numbers!
476
00:19:58,063 --> 00:19:59,865
This looks like fun.
477
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,667
Where'd you hide
Dewey's body?
478
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,669
Oh, he's alive.
479
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:06,872
He's probably the most
annoying person alive.
480
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:10,442
I didn't learn
anything about gauges
481
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,678
or flare stacks
or cool shit.
482
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:14,313
I swear this
whole fucking day
483
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,082
has been a lesson
in tolerance.
484
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:18,083
Mmhmm.
485
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,084
You got a ride home?
486
00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:20,686
Todd's Sister. 4:00 PM.
487
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:21,687
It's time to roll?
488
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:23,088
Looks like you're sorted.
489
00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:24,523
Bye.
- Please, no, no, no.
490
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,528
We never even found
that guy's truck.
491
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,531
It's in God's hands now.
492
00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:39,104
Oh, there are my bloody keys.
493
00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:42,274
You almost fucked me today!
494
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:44,276
Oh, well, Marcus,
you're-you're a handsome fella,
495
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:45,277
but you're not
really my type.
496
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:46,712
I seen the security footage.
497
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:47,713
Mmhmm?
498
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:49,081
Wanna guess how the
protestor got in?
499
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,116
Ahhh, let me see...
500
00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:52,284
a parachute?
501
00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:53,485
Ah... teleportation?
502
00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:54,486
Pogo stick?
503
00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:55,921
Ahhh... magic?
504
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,122
Magic?
505
00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:58,123
No!
506
00:20:58,123 --> 00:21:00,292
Bro, she snuck in the
back of your truck.
507
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:01,293
What?
508
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:04,062
Man, this frat boy party
shit ain't gonna last.
509
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,933
You've created a lot
of work for me today.
510
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:08,934
The paperwork?
511
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,936
And the cops?
512
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,137
This is my job!
513
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:13,105
Okay.
514
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,140
What if my boss starts
asking questions?
515
00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:18,110
Look, just, I don't know.
Tell him the fucking truth.
516
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,145
You sure you want that?
517
00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:22,748
Man, people love
you around here.
518
00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:24,950
The "Myth of Medhi" has
spread coast to coast.
519
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,754
Look, if you can't
handle this shit,
520
00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:30,389
you gotta say somethin'.
521
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,594
Okay, I will.
522
00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:40,165
Oh! Fucking birds!
523
00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:44,970
Chelsea:
We don't talk about this.
524
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,338
Todd:
I can still feel
it in my dick.
525
00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:47,773
You remember the code?
526
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:50,809
8 6 7 5 3 0 9.
527
00:21:53,578 --> 00:21:56,348
You, ah, wanna
come in for a beer?
528
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:57,549
I feel like we've earned it.
529
00:21:57,549 --> 00:22:00,085
No, I'm gonna get cracking
on these financials.
530
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:03,989
Your sister lives with you?
531
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,791
Yeah. She does for now.
532
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,159
Audrey:
This is the throttle.
533
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,161
These are the brakes.
534
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,163
Todd's Sister, it's my bike.
535
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,831
Audrey:
Well, learn it.
536
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:24,576
I'm sure Audrey
wouldn't mind.
537
00:22:24,576 --> 00:22:25,811
Yeah, maybe just for one.
538
00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:27,179
Dewey:
Old Figure Eight here.
539
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,180
Hey, the Toddfather!
540
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,181
Dewey.
541
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,816
{\an8}Dewey:
Oh dear God!
542
00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:32,651
Todd:
Holy shit, Dewey!
You good?
543
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,587
Oh, yeah. Super good.
544
00:22:35,587 --> 00:22:37,189
Just took a
sharp turn there.
545
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,391
The drive-your
driveway's not to code.
546
00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:40,392
That's, like that slant,
547
00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:42,027
the town maybe could
take a look at that.
548
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,395
Yeah, the driveway.
549
00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:45,597
Dewey:
Okay, I'll see you
guys tomorrow!
550
00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:49,234
Okay. Off to the hospital for
a tetanus shot for Dewey.
551
00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:51,069
Red nail got him good.
552
00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,612
You think you and your
crazy fucking girlfriend
553
00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:03,482
can just pull start my
dick and get away with it?
554
00:23:04,449 --> 00:23:06,084
I'm pissin' at a 45.
555
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,253
I might have
been in a coma,
556
00:23:08,253 --> 00:23:10,689
but I heard everything
you said, Todd Stool.
557
00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:13,258
You were gonna let me die.
558
00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:16,061
Your dick is next!
559
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:18,897
{\an8}♪ Oh, eight six seven
five three oh nine ♪
560
00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:22,501
♪ Eight six seven
five three oh nine ♪
561
00:23:23,301 --> 00:23:26,104
♪ Eight six seven
five three oh nine ♪
562
00:23:26,671 --> 00:23:30,275
♪ Eight six seven
five three oh nine ♪
563
00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:34,112
♪ Jenny Jenny you
are the girl for me
564
00:23:37,282 --> 00:23:40,719
♪ Oh, you don't know me
but you make me so happy
565
00:23:44,322 --> 00:23:48,126
♪ I tried to call you
before but I lost my nerve
566
00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:55,133
♪ I tried my imagination
but I was disturbed
567
00:23:58,336 --> 00:24:02,107
♪ Jenny I've
got your number
568
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:05,277
♪ I need to make you mine
569
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:08,680
♪ Jenny don't
change your number
570
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,750
♪ Eight six seven
five three oh nine ♪
571
00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:15,120
♪ Eight six seven
five three oh nine ♪
572
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,123
♪ Eight six seven
five three oh nine ♪
573
00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:35,774
{\an8}♪ Eight six seven
five three oh nine ♪
574
00:24:36,374 --> 00:24:39,177
{\an8}♪ Eight six seven
five three oh nine ♪
575
00:24:39,744 --> 00:24:42,581
{\an8}♪ Eight six seven
five three oh nine ♪
576
00:24:43,381 --> 00:24:46,184
{\an8}♪ Eight six seven five three
oh nine ♪
577
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:49,788
{\an8}♪ Eight six seven five three
oh nine ♪
578
00:24:50,188 --> 00:24:52,991
{\an8}♪ Eight six seven five three
oh nine ♪
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