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If anyone
is going to turn
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this organization around,
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it's going to be King Lizard.
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If those sequids
ever take over, Earth is next.
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Forgive me, Allen.
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Hello, son.
It's been a while.
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This is your little brother.
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I never even fucking knew you.
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You don't need the bum.
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I need help here!
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Viltrum knows
I've left my post.
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- They'll track me.
- Are those...
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Viltrumite soldiers.
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Why do I care about them?
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You need to fight
like a Viltrumite.
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I don't kill people.
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Your father will be executed.
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You will assume his mission
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and prepare the planet
for our rule.
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It's the emperor's other son.
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Is he dead?
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His chest is moving.
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What is all that red liquid?
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It must be his blood.
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He has a hole in his body.
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The city.
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Andressa.
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We can take you there.
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Mark.
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Nolan.
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Where's Nolan?
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The Viltrumites took him.
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I'm sorry.
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The city, these people,
it's all our fault.
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Mark, you saved my life.
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And your brother's.
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If my dad and I
hadn't been here...
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...none of this
would've happened.
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If your father hadn't been here,
I wouldn't have a son.
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And if you hadn't been here,
we both would've died.
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Thraxan lives are short
compared to yours.
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Our culture
doesn't assign blame.
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We only look forward.
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We will rebuild, Mark.
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Count on that.
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Mark Grayson!
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Oh, hey. Nuolzot.
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I have good news.
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We've completed a ship
to take you home.
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You can return to your planet
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and your center
for learning and drink.
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Um, thanks, but I can't go yet.
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There's still so much to do.
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Oh, the city will be
whole again soon.
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Your people must need
your strength.
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Eh, there's tons of heroes
on Earth.
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I'm sure they got it covered.
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Behold, the might of Omnipotus!
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Tremble before
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my unlimited power!
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No.
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I'm sure you know
your planet best.
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- Empress.
- Nuolzot.
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Did you give Mark the news?
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I thought he'd be more pleased.
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Humans are very confusing.
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I am pleased.
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Yeah, I-I want to see my mom
and my girlfriend.
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But there's more to do here,
and I...
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You've helped enough.
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It's time you return home.
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But there is something else
I must ask of you.
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Take your brother with you.
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Home to Earth.
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What?
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What are you talking about?
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You're his mom.
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Mark, look at me.
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Look how much older I am
than when you first arrived.
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You brother ages
quicker than you
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but far slower than my people.
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I'll be gone before
he can form a sentence.
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When Nolan was here,
that was fine.
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He could be raised
by his father.
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But now...
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everyone he knows here
will soon be dead.
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Generations will pass
before he's even an adult.
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What mother would abandon him
to a life like that?
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My dad was worried
about that for me, too.
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Nolan changed me.
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I see life now on a longer scale
than most Thraxans.
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But to me,
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your centuries are still
just a concept.
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To you and your brother,
it's the life you must live.
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I just keep hoping
my dad's okay.
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I hope that, too.
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But if he lives,
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he'll go searching
for you, not me.
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Wait, no, that's not...
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My time with Nolan
was special.
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But he will know
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my life has run its course.
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Remember me, child.
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Someday,
I hope you'll understand
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why I had to let you go.
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Please?
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Very soon, you'll be all he has.
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And he will need someone.
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Thanks, Paul. See you tomorrow.
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Debbie?
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Wait, uh...
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Forgot to give you this.
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It's from all of us
at the office.
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For the house we sold?
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Kind of. Uh...
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Well...
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We all know...
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...how hard it's been for you.
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But it's good to have you back.
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Thanks. Thank you, Paul.
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Hmm.
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Hey, Mom.
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Mark! Oh!
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Jesus, Mark.
It's been two months.
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I try not to worry,
but even Cecil's been frantic.
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He's...
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Oh.
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Who is that?
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I-I-I don't even have the words.
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This morning, I didn't even know
if Nolan was alive.
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I-I didn't even know
if I wanted him to be alive.
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Now he's left another planet
in ruins and his...
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his new kid
is sitting in my kitchen.
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The Viltrumites took him, Mom.
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Dad didn't have a choice.
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Oh, like hell he didn't.
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He didn't have to go
to that planet.
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He certainly didn't
have to find a new partner
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and have a new baby.
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He's never on the hook
for the lives he destroys.
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Just leaves it for
everyone else to clean up.
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Again and again.
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I know, I know.
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What are we supposed to do
with him?
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Children that age
need constant care.
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He doesn't even had a name.
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Well, he ages fast.
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He won't stay a toddler
for long.
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Maybe I can take a year off
from college to look after him.
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What? No. Absolutely not.
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I've been gone for two months.
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It's not like my grades
are gonna be amazing anyway.
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And I changed a lot of diapers
on the way home.
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What about Cecil?
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We can't.
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There's got to be other options.
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Like what? He's purple.
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I can't give him to a stranger,
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and I don't want to leave
college, but...
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Y-You're right about Dad
leaving his problems
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for other people to fix.
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But he's my brother.
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And I-I can't just abandon him.
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Well, you must get it
from my side of the family.
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Don't quit
school, Mark.
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I'll take some time off of work
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and look after him
for a few days.
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I'll figure something out.
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Mm, but you're changing
that diaper
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before you go anywhere.
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All right, have someone
look into the sighting.
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It's probably a hoax,
but we can't risk it.
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I want a report in an hour.
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Sir, may I have a minute?
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We're a little busy, Donald,
if you hadn't noticed.
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I need you to make time for...
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...this.
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Everybody out!
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You heard me!
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I need the room.
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Now.
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Okay.
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You've got my attention.
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After Omni-Man
went bad last year,
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we blew up our surveillance
house to stop him.
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You triggered it after
getting everyone to safety.
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You barely made it out
alive yourself.
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So why don't I remember it?
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You were in shock.
You got burned pretty bad.
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Burned?
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Is that what you call...
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this?
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With respect, sir,
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what did you do to me?
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Oh.
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I thought I was on
the White Room list.
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You are, for most of it.
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Lights.
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What is that?
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It's what we did to you.
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State of the art.
It's expensive as hell.
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Damn sight better than
your old one, if you ask me.
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How?
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You were lucky.
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Omni-Man's body shielded you
from most of the blast.
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When we pulled you out,
your brain was intact.
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The rest of you, not so much.
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The r-rest of me?
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Cecil,
what the hell am I now?
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You're you.
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But better, stronger.
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Alive.
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Uh...
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I-I don't remember...
I don't remember any of it.
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All these people knew
and I didn't?
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PTSD's a bitch.
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We figured you'd be
better off without it.
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You mean you'd be better off.
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You had no right.
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What do you want, Donald?
Would you rather be dead?
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You know the world we live in,
what the job is.
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There's no time
for existential angst.
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Angst? That's what you call it?
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Jesus, Cecil.
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I knew you were cold,
but I never knew you were...
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Uh, sirs?
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- What?
- What?
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And that's more than enough
philosophy for today.
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Hmm... Hmm?
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Hmm?
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Since when did you start
locking the window?
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Mark. Holy shit.
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Um, I started locking it
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after that giant bug
dressed like a dog showed up.
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Did you save them
from those meteors?
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Meteors? Oh, right.
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Um...
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Yes and no?
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Um, it got...
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It got weird... for me.
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Yeah, I kind of figured.
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You were gone a long time.
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Like forever in college years.
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You need to go see the dean,
by the way.
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Something about
academic probation?
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You said you'd cover for me.
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I did, for a while.
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Two months, Mark.
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That's more excuses
than anyone can make up.
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What happened?
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Uh, a lot.
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I saw my dad.
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Your dad?
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Look, I'll-I'll tell you
all about it,
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but I need to see Amber first.
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Oh, sure, ditch me for
your girlfriend, why don't you?
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It'll give you time
to put all my posters back up.
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All of them.
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And when exactly
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were you planning to tell me
you were back?
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I mean, it's not like
you didn't know.
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I ordered you not to go.
You were gone two months.
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Now you don't even check in?
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I needed to see my mom
and my girlfriend first.
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We had a deal, Mark.
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You promised,
if I put you in the field,
267
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,001
you'd follow orders.
268
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,794
You don't get to pick
and choose when that applies.
269
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,838
I saved millions of lives
out there, Cecil.
270
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,132
And it looks like
everything here was just fine.
271
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:27,761
Yeah. Things were just peachy.
272
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,034
The Guardians almost died
saving the planet
273
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,745
while you were off
gallivanting with space bugs.
274
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:57,665
What I did out there,
wh-what I found was important.
275
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:03,213
You already know, don't you?
276
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,302
We keep an eye on Debbie
for her protection.
277
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,054
Passive monitoring, mostly.
278
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,181
Certain keywords
trigger a closer listen.
279
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,100
Unbelievable.
280
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,852
You're angry about me
not reporting in?
281
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,270
I don't need to.
282
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,106
You got cameras
in my mom's house.
283
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:24,359
It's not cameras.
We would never do that.
284
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:27,112
All right, since you
already know everything,
285
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,364
I'll go see my girlfriend
like I planned.
286
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:30,532
Fine by me.
287
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,367
I'll send a team
to pick up Nolan's kid.
288
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,077
You can't.
289
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,538
What are you gonna do?
Leave him with your mom?
290
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,790
He's an alien.
291
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,917
We're more qualified
to take care of him.
292
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,837
He's my brother,
not a science experiment.
293
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,255
Call your people off.
294
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,298
They're already on their way.
295
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,552
Call them off.
296
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,303
Now.
297
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,141
I'll check in tomorrow.
298
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,898
Fine.
I'm sure your mom will love
299
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:06,526
looking after
her ex-husband's new kid.
300
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,325
Coming.
301
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:17,787
Mark.
302
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,123
Oh, my God, you're back.
303
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,502
I missed you so much.
304
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:27,088
I didn't mean
to be gone so long.
305
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,340
They took me
to this insane planet...
306
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:33,928
...tarium in, uh, Philadelphia
307
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,848
when I... you know,
when I was visiting my aunt.
308
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,683
♪ When I give it to ya...
309
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,643
Guys, this is my boyfriend Mark.
310
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,688
He's been gone a while
dealing with family stuff.
311
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,857
Mark, this is Bridget,
Jannie and Corey.
312
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,193
Hey, dude.
Nice to finally meet you.
313
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,987
Wow, so he is real.
314
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,282
I thought Amber was just trying
to brush off creepy dudes.
315
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,492
Yep.
316
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,410
Yep, very real over here.
317
00:17:57,494 --> 00:18:00,872
Just not around
the last few, um, months.
318
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:03,583
♪ Baby, it's divine,
keep on running after me ♪
319
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,001
♪ I might let you...
320
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,003
We should let you guys catch up.
321
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,755
Amber, we'll get
your notes later.
322
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,215
Nice meeting you, Mark.
323
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:13,593
♪ Mine, I might
let you be mine...
324
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,386
What happened out there?
325
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,847
♪ Mine, I might
let you be mine ♪
326
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,849
♪ I might let you be ♪♪
327
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,227
So the kid's
at your mom's house now?
328
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,646
For now.
329
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,815
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
330
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:29,442
And I thought
I had a crazy few months.
331
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,154
Shit, I'm sorry, I...
332
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,406
I've been talking
about myself this whole time.
333
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:38,618
No, I-I mean, you've been
through a lot, I get it.
334
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,411
No, really, I...
335
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,330
I want to know
everything I missed.
336
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,168
Well, college is no joke.
337
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:51,297
I failed a sociology test that's
worth a third of my grade.
338
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:53,675
Seriously? You?
339
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,552
Yeah.
340
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,429
My grandpa died.
I didn't take it too well.
341
00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,306
Oh.
342
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,351
Yeah, I got through it.
343
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,979
The funeral, coming back here.
344
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:09,023
You know, people asked
where you were.
345
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:12,110
Having to lie about it
wasn't awesome.
346
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:16,322
I didn't think
it would be this complicated.
347
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:17,615
It's okay.
348
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:20,159
I knew the deal
when I signed on.
349
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:22,579
Not just the superhero thing.
350
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,038
All of it.
351
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:26,457
I thought, with my dad gone,
352
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:29,460
he was at least done
ruining my life, but...
353
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:33,006
Hey. He can't change
how I feel about you,
354
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,091
no matter how many
planets he destroys.
355
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,802
That's the important thing.
356
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,974
I'm glad you're back.
357
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,002
Help.
358
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,338
Help me.
359
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,132
Please.
360
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:20,094
Sir? Sir?
361
00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:22,805
Are you all right, sir?
362
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,224
Wh-What is it?
363
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,185
There's something
you need to see
364
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:30,104
on our long-range scans, sir.
365
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,234
This is stupid.
366
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,195
I can see in the dark.
367
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,822
That assumes
you still have your eyes.
368
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,752
Time.
369
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:55,046
Monster Girl, Kate, shower off.
370
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,924
Bulletproof, Shapesmith,
you're up.
371
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,888
Immortal, if I may
have a moment,
372
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,641
m-may I remind you that
Monster Girl's transformations
373
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:09,435
cause her to age in reverse.
374
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:12,063
I know how
my team's powers work.
375
00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:13,481
Then you must understand
376
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:15,441
that this kind of training
is hazardous for her.
377
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:17,360
- I've developed a simulation--
- Hey.
378
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,320
I can hear you, you know.
379
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,280
Amanda, I-I noticed the Immortal
380
00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:22,699
wasn't tracking
your transformations.
381
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,576
It's not his job to track
my transformations.
382
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,578
And it's not yours, either.
383
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:30,581
But logically if there's a way
to mitigate your lost time--
384
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:32,542
If you get this controlling
after one date,
385
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,460
there's not going to be
another one.
386
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,256
Oh no!
387
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:40,717
Is eighth-grade prom canceled?
388
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,135
Don't tell me...
389
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,387
Aah! Motherfucker!
390
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,931
Oh, fuck.
391
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:49,142
You know people try to kill us
every single day, right?
392
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,853
Just call, please!
393
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,188
We have a problem.
394
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,820
It's coming from Mars,
headed directly for Earth.
395
00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:03,948
We've tried calling,
but they're not answering.
396
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,117
It may be unmanned.
397
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,578
Except it's packed
to the gills with bio-matter.
398
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,792
Ship's coming from Mars, huh?
399
00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:17,628
I wonder if there's anyone here
with insider knowledge...
400
00:22:17,712 --> 00:22:19,672
of Mars.
401
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,636
Um...
402
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,431
Friends,
403
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:31,601
I have a secret to unbury.
404
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:36,773
I am not a human person from
Earth like I once told you.
405
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,191
Prepare yourselves,
406
00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:40,026
for the truth may be more
than you can handle...
407
00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:41,986
We know
you're a Martian.
408
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:43,029
What, you thought we'd let you
join the team
409
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:44,238
without figuring that out?
410
00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:45,615
You all knew that?
411
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,200
Son of a bitch.
412
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:48,951
What we don't know...
413
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:52,205
is how you got to Earth
and why you're here.
414
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,499
Okay, well...
415
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:58,086
Um, I was born a baby Martian,
416
00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:01,005
far away on the planet Mars.
417
00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:04,509
Like all Martians,
we used sequids as our servants
418
00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:07,095
since they couldn't penetrate
our shape-shifting skin,
419
00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:10,890
which is something they
very much like to do.
420
00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:13,976
Even as a young Marsling,
421
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,895
I hated living underground.
422
00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:18,481
I wanted to see the stars.
423
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:21,317
- Wow.
- This way! Run!
424
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:28,366
So, when the
opportunity presented itself...
425
00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:31,702
...I took it.
426
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,665
I hitched a ride to Earth
with your space people.
427
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,501
And when I got here,
I was inspired to do good.
428
00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:39,919
I met all of you...
429
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,170
Wait a second.
430
00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:42,839
What happened
to the real astronaut?
431
00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:47,677
Well?
432
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,720
M-My people were
right behind us in the tunnels.
433
00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:52,265
I thought they'd find him
before the sequids did.
434
00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:54,267
Find him and kill him, you mean.
435
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:56,060
But they didn't
find him, did they?
436
00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:57,603
Something else did.
437
00:23:57,687 --> 00:23:59,647
I know-- I don't know.
438
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:04,068
Well, okay, given
our present situation
439
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:05,945
and that big ship
on its way here,
440
00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:07,780
one might assume...
441
00:24:07,864 --> 00:24:09,448
Well, I mean, one might guess
442
00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:12,451
that m-maybe--
and, but this is a maybe--
443
00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:15,580
he possibly became...
444
00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:17,373
a possessed host
for the singular
445
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,584
and terrifying sequid hive-mind.
446
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:22,670
I'm so sorry.
447
00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:25,548
Ah, okay, so we have
448
00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:27,884
God knows how many
of those things headed here,
449
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,511
they possessed
the real Rus Livingston
450
00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:32,763
and they're capable of
possessing a million more of us.
451
00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:35,183
And it's all your fault.
452
00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:38,019
Yes, you understand now.
453
00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:40,646
Oh, that's bad.
454
00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:41,647
Hang on.
455
00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:42,857
We're gonna believe this guy?
456
00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:45,109
He lied to us the whole time.
457
00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:47,195
No,
before, I was lying.
458
00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:48,487
Now I'm telling the truth.
459
00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:49,780
It's very different.
460
00:24:49,864 --> 00:24:52,950
You left an American astronaut
up there to die.
461
00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:56,412
I... apologize?
462
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,080
Shut up, all of you.
463
00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:01,500
There will be
consequences for this.
464
00:25:01,584 --> 00:25:03,419
But that ship cannot
be allowed to reach Earth.
465
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,671
And Shapesmith is the only
source of intelligence we have.
466
00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:08,257
We need him. For now.
467
00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:11,552
The team will be me,
Bulletproof, Black Sampson,
468
00:25:11,636 --> 00:25:13,346
Monster Girl and...
469
00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:15,348
Shapesmith.
470
00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:17,892
Rex, Shrinking Rae,
Kate and Rudy,
471
00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:19,393
you'll hold things down here.
472
00:25:19,477 --> 00:25:20,895
It's an alien spacecraft,
473
00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:23,022
so you'll need
my technical expertise.
474
00:25:23,105 --> 00:25:24,899
I'll be protected in my suit.
475
00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:27,026
Agreed. Rudy, you go, too.
476
00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,152
No, you don't understand.
477
00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:29,946
There are millions
of sequids on that ship.
478
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,323
Maybe hundreds of millions.
We won't be enough.
479
00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:36,244
Look, I realize this is
out of character, but...
480
00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:38,079
I have an idea.
481
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:54,136
♪ Skipping stones
out on the shore ♪
482
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:58,766
♪ Still not sure
what you asked me here for...
483
00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:03,271
♪ But I'm scouring the earth
on the forest floor...
484
00:26:07,525 --> 00:26:09,652
♪ Skipping stones
till my arm is sore... ♪
485
00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:11,946
Shit.
486
00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:14,407
You know, it's been
like five years
487
00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:17,576
and your parents still haven't
fixed the lock on your window.
488
00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:21,580
I'm starting to wonder if maybe
they want you to be abducted.
489
00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:23,499
I'm not in the mood, Rex.
490
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,502
And I'm not here
to make fun of you.
491
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:27,795
Seriously.
492
00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:30,298
Ugh. Or to get in your pants.
493
00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:33,384
Or whatever you think
I'm here to do.
494
00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:36,387
But when I heard
you were back here,
495
00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:38,431
I knew something was wrong.
496
00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:39,765
Mm.
497
00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:42,226
I don't need your pity, Rex.
498
00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:45,396
Since when
do I do pity?
499
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,483
Did you see what I did
in Chicago?
500
00:26:49,567 --> 00:26:51,152
The park collapse?
501
00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:52,820
I heard about it, yeah.
502
00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:54,905
Yeah, I messed up.
503
00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:57,408
People almost got hurt.
504
00:26:57,491 --> 00:26:59,702
And then I took it out
on Killcannon
505
00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:02,288
and people did get hurt.
506
00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:04,332
I try to help,
507
00:27:04,415 --> 00:27:07,084
and all I do is cause
more problems.
508
00:27:07,168 --> 00:27:10,963
My parents were right.
Who do I think I am?
509
00:27:11,047 --> 00:27:12,381
Everybody fucks up.
510
00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:14,300
To fuck up is human.
511
00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:16,594
Eh, Shakespeare said that.
512
00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:19,096
The Immortal. Black Sampson.
513
00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:20,556
Freaking "Robot,"
514
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,933
or Rudy or whatever
he calls himself now.
515
00:27:23,017 --> 00:27:25,102
They've all shit the bed
at least once.
516
00:27:25,186 --> 00:27:28,564
Having powers isn't easy, but...
517
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,399
we do our best.
518
00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:34,028
Even assholes like me.
519
00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:37,073
Just do the math, Eve.
520
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:41,911
You are so far in the black
that it's stupid.
521
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:47,416
You showed this to me
the week we met.
522
00:27:50,044 --> 00:27:53,130
You were still pretty beat up
from losing them.
523
00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:59,720
I hardly think about them now.
524
00:27:59,804 --> 00:28:02,723
Because you got through it.
525
00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:06,143
And then you got through my
douchebag teenage ass
526
00:28:06,227 --> 00:28:08,020
dumping my problems on you.
527
00:28:08,104 --> 00:28:10,689
And hiding in your bedroom
for a year and a half.
528
00:28:10,773 --> 00:28:13,859
Then a hundred other battles
with teen team.
529
00:28:13,943 --> 00:28:15,736
Through all of that,
530
00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:18,739
you've saved so many people.
531
00:28:18,823 --> 00:28:23,452
And each time, you made this
shitty, awful, terrible world
532
00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:25,621
a little bit better.
533
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:30,584
Also, I checked on that couple
you pulled from the river.
534
00:28:30,668 --> 00:28:32,962
They're gonna make
a full recovery.
535
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,922
Because of you.
536
00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:36,465
So, dry your tears,
537
00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:38,926
tell your parents
to go shove it up their asses
538
00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:41,137
and get back out there, right?
539
00:28:42,138 --> 00:28:44,640
All right.
540
00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:47,977
Thanks, Rex.
541
00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:50,855
Now what do you want?
542
00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:54,525
I am offended.
543
00:28:55,526 --> 00:28:58,904
But yes, I do have a tiny favor
to ask
544
00:28:58,988 --> 00:29:00,948
that involves
a space rocket ship.
545
00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:02,575
Pew-pew-pew?
546
00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,285
Okay.
547
00:29:05,828 --> 00:29:08,914
Open. Delicious.
548
00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:13,210
It's delic...
549
00:29:13,294 --> 00:29:15,838
What are we gonna do with you?
550
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:18,841
You've got to like
at least one human food.
551
00:29:21,552 --> 00:29:24,472
Mark. We have
a front door, you know.
552
00:29:24,555 --> 00:29:26,307
Sorry.
553
00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:28,976
Oh, oh, hey, Mr. Messy.
554
00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:30,352
How's he eating?
555
00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:32,855
Well, so far,
he hates everything.
556
00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:35,483
I guess he'll fit right in
with the human kids.
557
00:29:35,566 --> 00:29:37,276
Uh, sorry.
558
00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:39,278
Hey, do you know
where Dad's stuff is?
559
00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:41,530
I got rid of most of it,
gave it to charity.
560
00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:44,575
What? Y-You could've
asked me first.
561
00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:46,452
Well, you were gone
for two months.
562
00:29:46,535 --> 00:29:47,870
And I could've live in limbo
563
00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:50,456
just waiting for you
to come back.
564
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,251
I'm sorry.
565
00:29:54,335 --> 00:29:56,420
- W-What were you looking for?
- It's just...
566
00:29:56,504 --> 00:29:58,714
When the Viltrumites
were taking Dad away,
567
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,091
he told me to read his books.
568
00:30:01,175 --> 00:30:05,012
What if he hid something them,
like slid it between the pages?
569
00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:12,186
It's not a good time, Cecil.
570
00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:14,688
Sorry, Debbie, it's urgent.
571
00:30:14,772 --> 00:30:16,774
Mark, I need you
to go to space again.
572
00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:19,401
What? I just got back
from space.
573
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,987
You were actually
pretty pissed about it.
574
00:30:22,071 --> 00:30:24,156
Think of this
as your redemption tour.
575
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,616
We got a ship full
of those sequid things
576
00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:27,034
coming in hot from Mars.
577
00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:28,202
You remember them?
578
00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:29,537
Yeah...
579
00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:30,663
If they get their tentacles
on Earth,
580
00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:32,456
they'll be pulling
our strings forever.
581
00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:34,208
We need to stop them.
582
00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:36,961
Sure. Of course.
583
00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:39,421
You need any help
with the new kid?
584
00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:40,965
We're fine. Thank you.
585
00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:42,424
Well, think about
when you go back to work.
586
00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:43,676
You'll need a trained caretaker,
587
00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:45,844
not some neighborhood
babysitter.
588
00:30:45,928 --> 00:30:48,347
- We have people for that.
- That's our decision.
589
00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:49,890
Not yours.
590
00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:54,311
Just consider it.
591
00:30:54,395 --> 00:30:55,938
Please?
592
00:31:01,569 --> 00:31:03,696
But you just got back
from space.
593
00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:05,656
Well,
they're heading for Earth.
594
00:31:05,739 --> 00:31:07,324
And it's serious.
595
00:31:07,408 --> 00:31:09,326
And, uh, a lot of people
could get hurt.
596
00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:11,203
So, I...
597
00:31:11,287 --> 00:31:14,665
Just come back safe, okay?
598
00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:16,333
Always.
599
00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:27,219
Hey, Jannie,
you guys got plans tonight?
600
00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:29,847
Nah, everything's fine,
601
00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:32,808
just want to take my mind
off things.
602
00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:41,942
Invincible, I didn't
know you were joining us.
603
00:31:42,026 --> 00:31:44,903
Yeah, well, this didn't
sound super optional.
604
00:31:44,987 --> 00:31:47,740
- Got room for one more?
- Eve!
605
00:31:52,161 --> 00:31:55,497
Hi. R-Rex said you guys
could use a hand.
606
00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:56,957
We could indeed.
607
00:31:57,041 --> 00:31:59,126
But will you be vulnerable
to these creatures?
608
00:31:59,209 --> 00:32:02,963
Uh, you're not the only one
who can make a suit of armor.
609
00:32:05,215 --> 00:32:08,677
Hmm.
Two minutes to launch.
610
00:32:08,761 --> 00:32:12,431
Well, that's my cue to leave
you brave little astronauts
611
00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:14,683
to the endless darkness
of space.
612
00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:18,437
If you succeed, well, I taught
you everything you know.
613
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,439
If not...
614
00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:22,274
I guess we're all fucked.
615
00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:28,781
Three, two, one.
616
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:32,409
We have ignition.
617
00:32:32,493 --> 00:32:34,870
So...
618
00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:36,997
you two may not know this,
619
00:32:37,081 --> 00:32:38,749
or acknowledge it any way,
620
00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:43,629
but this guy's now
the ranking Guardian on Earth.
621
00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:45,631
Says who?
622
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:48,133
Uh, me. Just now.
623
00:32:49,176 --> 00:32:51,220
It's like calling shotgun.
624
00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:55,349
Okay, first rule,
no rolling those eyes.
625
00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:57,309
Second rule, get ready.
626
00:32:57,393 --> 00:32:59,978
Because we are
just gonna chill out
627
00:33:00,062 --> 00:33:02,022
until those losers get back.
628
00:33:02,106 --> 00:33:03,607
And...
629
00:33:03,691 --> 00:33:05,359
there is no third rule.
630
00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:08,278
We're supposed to monitor other
threats while they're gone.
631
00:33:08,362 --> 00:33:10,864
Oh, sure, like there's gonna be
632
00:33:10,948 --> 00:33:15,619
two huge world-shattering
emergencies at the same time.
633
00:33:15,703 --> 00:33:17,621
Oh, no!
634
00:33:17,705 --> 00:33:20,207
I'd like to see that, Rae.
635
00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:31,218
Hey. Who's there?
636
00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,304
Sorry, Sarge.
637
00:33:34,388 --> 00:33:37,182
For fuck's sake, Jerry.
You scared the shit out of me.
638
00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:39,351
I-I know, I know
it's not my break,
639
00:33:39,435 --> 00:33:41,145
but I-I missed lunch.
640
00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:44,231
Get your damn snack
and get out of...
641
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:47,735
Ah, hell!
642
00:33:59,037 --> 00:33:59,955
Move!
643
00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,540
Yes, sir.
644
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:04,334
And remember,
645
00:34:04,418 --> 00:34:08,172
kill first, ask questions later.
646
00:34:12,301 --> 00:34:14,636
We have a problem.
647
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,638
What's a problem
648
00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:19,558
but an opportunity in disguise?
649
00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:23,020
You want them to know
we're here?
650
00:34:23,103 --> 00:34:24,521
Of course.
651
00:34:24,605 --> 00:34:27,858
This just
speeds things up a bit.
652
00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:31,069
Man, my dad's a dick,
653
00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:34,156
but you win the Shitty
Dad Contest hands down.
654
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,534
Yeah, but it was
worse than that.
655
00:34:37,618 --> 00:34:39,161
I was gone for so long,
656
00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:42,289
I wasn't there for Amber,
my mom, you.
657
00:34:42,371 --> 00:34:44,291
And you guys needed me.
658
00:34:44,373 --> 00:34:46,960
I'm sure you'll get a
chance to make it up to me soon.
659
00:34:47,043 --> 00:34:48,337
Listen up.
660
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,672
We need more information
about the Martian ship.
661
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:52,757
Its weapon systems,
what kind of resistance
662
00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:54,842
we can expect
once we're on board.
663
00:34:54,927 --> 00:34:56,428
So, Shapesmith here
664
00:34:56,512 --> 00:34:59,181
is going to answer
all of our questions.
665
00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:03,685
I'd rather not, since those are
Martian military secrets.
666
00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:06,271
But I will, though.
667
00:35:06,355 --> 00:35:07,940
That ship is one
of our warships.
668
00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:10,943
It's very big. There could be
millions of sequids on it,
669
00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:12,236
but hopefully not.
670
00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:14,822
They're small, but very strong
for their size.
671
00:35:14,905 --> 00:35:18,033
A ship full of demon jellyfish
with super strength.
672
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:19,159
Great.
673
00:35:19,243 --> 00:35:20,702
There must be
Martians on board, too.
674
00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,496
The sequids can't
pilot a ship on their own.
675
00:35:22,579 --> 00:35:24,331
We should seek
these Martians out.
676
00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:25,624
Make contact.
677
00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:28,168
Ah, yes, my old chums.
678
00:35:28,252 --> 00:35:29,545
They, um...
679
00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:32,464
They may not be
enthusiastic to see me.
680
00:35:32,548 --> 00:35:34,049
I imagine not.
681
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,343
Robot, what's your plan
to get us on board?
682
00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:38,637
In just a minute,
I'll cut the shuttle's power.
683
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,722
Like Shapesmith says,
the Martian ship is large,
684
00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:42,683
so we'll look
like debris to them.
685
00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:44,726
Then we'll clamp on and cut
an entry hole in the hull.
686
00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:45,936
Good.
687
00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:48,272
So good. But it won't work.
688
00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:50,482
Why not?
689
00:35:50,566 --> 00:35:52,150
The warship's
sensors are very powerful.
690
00:35:52,234 --> 00:35:54,194
They'll know the difference
between space garbage
691
00:35:54,278 --> 00:35:56,154
and whatever we are.
692
00:35:56,238 --> 00:35:57,322
You're telling us this now?
693
00:35:57,406 --> 00:35:59,199
Yes, I'm telling you this now.
694
00:35:59,283 --> 00:36:01,493
Also, they won't hesitate
to fire missiles
695
00:36:01,577 --> 00:36:02,744
when they spot us coming.
696
00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:04,121
Shapesmith...?
697
00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:05,247
Yes, those. Look.
698
00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:07,499
Th-Those are the missiles
I was talking about.
699
00:36:07,583 --> 00:36:09,334
Don't we have
shields or something?
700
00:36:09,418 --> 00:36:11,044
This isn't Star Trek.
We're unarmed.
701
00:36:11,128 --> 00:36:12,838
Everyone, close to me. Now!
702
00:36:24,975 --> 00:36:26,977
Half pepperoni,
half mushroom,
703
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:29,396
an order of garlic knots
and some wings.
704
00:36:29,479 --> 00:36:30,856
Two garlic knots.
705
00:36:30,939 --> 00:36:32,357
Two garlic knots.
706
00:36:34,276 --> 00:36:36,028
Uh-oh.
707
00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:38,238
No, no, no. Keep ordering, Rae.
708
00:36:38,322 --> 00:36:39,865
Cecil's just checking in
to say hi, right?
709
00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:41,909
Cecil? Right?
710
00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:48,206
- Oh, God.
- We need a plan.
711
00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:49,541
I'm gonna barf.
712
00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:51,168
Close your damn eyes, then.
713
00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:52,711
Please, calm down.
714
00:36:52,794 --> 00:36:54,838
We have enough oxygen
for at least ten minutes.
715
00:36:54,922 --> 00:36:57,549
I'm not sure I can hold
this together for ten minutes.
716
00:36:57,633 --> 00:37:01,136
Everyone who can fly,
push towards the ship.
717
00:37:20,864 --> 00:37:22,449
Hello, fellow Martians.
718
00:37:22,532 --> 00:37:24,701
Nice to see you all again.
719
00:37:24,785 --> 00:37:26,662
I was just on Earth and, um...
720
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,664
Earth? You're the one!
721
00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:30,582
You let all of this happen!
722
00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:32,834
I know he is the cause
of all this,
723
00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:34,962
but we are here to help.
724
00:37:35,045 --> 00:37:36,964
You're humans.
They'll enslave you immediately.
725
00:37:37,047 --> 00:37:38,840
We're not like
the rest of our kind.
726
00:37:38,924 --> 00:37:41,301
- We can withstand them...
- Ugh!
727
00:37:41,385 --> 00:37:43,220
- Gross.
- No!
728
00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:47,683
Got it.
729
00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:49,935
They share minds! Now all
the sequids know you're here!
730
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,825
You got any instructions, boss?
731
00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:07,244
Mm, get a soda.
732
00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:09,204
And relax.
733
00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:10,747
The king has a plan.
734
00:38:10,831 --> 00:38:12,833
Those are nuclear blast doors.
735
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:14,835
Impenetrable from the outside.
736
00:38:14,918 --> 00:38:18,880
We sealed the tunnel,
so there's no other way in.
737
00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:20,674
Now, we just sit here and wait
738
00:38:20,757 --> 00:38:23,427
for the government to comply
with our demands.
739
00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:28,473
Otherwise, New York,
740
00:38:28,557 --> 00:38:30,809
Los Angeles,
741
00:38:30,892 --> 00:38:32,436
Chicago...
742
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,650
Die fast, assholes.
743
00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:40,986
My pizza's getting cold.
744
00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:46,575
Ah, humans.
745
00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:50,120
You think you can stop us?
You cannot.
746
00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:51,580
You.
747
00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:53,206
We remember you.
748
00:38:53,290 --> 00:38:55,375
We can't pierce your skin.
749
00:38:55,459 --> 00:38:59,087
No matter. There will be others
for our purposes.
750
00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:00,547
Get them off him!
751
00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:02,549
It's the only way.
752
00:39:13,435 --> 00:39:14,936
There's too many!
753
00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:17,314
We need a new plan.
754
00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:25,447
I disrupted
their nervous systems,
755
00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:27,199
but they'll be awake again soon.
756
00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:29,618
Kill as many as you can
while they're out.
757
00:39:37,918 --> 00:39:40,837
- Oh, shit.
- Get close.
758
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:06,196
I thought...
759
00:40:06,279 --> 00:40:07,864
These guys...
760
00:40:07,948 --> 00:40:09,533
Were supposed...
761
00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:12,994
To suck.
762
00:40:24,548 --> 00:40:26,341
Hey, Kate!
763
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:29,261
Remember, whoever dies first
pays for pizza.
764
00:40:40,689 --> 00:40:43,608
Rex. R-Rae.
765
00:40:46,069 --> 00:40:47,779
Help. Help.
766
00:40:47,863 --> 00:40:49,865
Hold on!
767
00:40:59,374 --> 00:41:00,792
Kate!
768
00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:06,256
Oh, God, no!
769
00:41:12,262 --> 00:41:14,931
Come on, Eve. You can do this.
770
00:41:17,017 --> 00:41:18,935
Are you crazy?
771
00:41:19,019 --> 00:41:20,562
I can use my suit
to build an amplifier
772
00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:22,022
for the pulse I used earlier.
773
00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:23,857
It'll hopefully stun them
long enough
774
00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:25,734
for us to get Rus off this ship.
775
00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,069
But you'll need to protect me
until I'm done.
776
00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:29,487
How long?
777
00:41:29,571 --> 00:41:31,031
Five minutes.
778
00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:42,250
You're gonna fucking pay
for that.
779
00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:10,612
Hey, idiot.
780
00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:13,323
She doesn't stay small.
781
00:42:37,847 --> 00:42:40,141
Yum.
782
00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:42,686
Uh...
783
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,198
Oh, this isn't happening.
784
00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:58,201
This isn't happening.
785
00:43:08,211 --> 00:43:10,755
Jesus!
786
00:43:27,314 --> 00:43:29,024
Fuck.
787
00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:30,692
Hmm.
788
00:43:31,735 --> 00:43:33,820
So brave.
789
00:43:33,903 --> 00:43:36,781
But is it the brave man
who survives
790
00:43:36,865 --> 00:43:39,200
or is it the one who waits
791
00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:43,371
until his opponent
is too injured to fight?
792
00:43:43,455 --> 00:43:46,666
Just do it, you prick.
793
00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:50,628
You got this.
794
00:43:50,712 --> 00:43:53,298
Come on, hold it together.
You got this.
795
00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:54,841
Can't hold it.
796
00:43:54,924 --> 00:43:57,052
No. No, no, no. Eve!
797
00:44:22,118 --> 00:44:24,496
Oh, wow.
798
00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:29,084
Wow.
799
00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:31,544
Oh, wow.
800
00:44:31,628 --> 00:44:33,755
I'm not dead.
801
00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:35,924
I was pretty sure I was dead.
802
00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:37,550
Felt like I was dead.
803
00:44:37,634 --> 00:44:39,677
This is...
804
00:44:39,761 --> 00:44:42,389
Oh, this is a nice surprise.
805
00:44:42,472 --> 00:44:44,224
Um...
806
00:44:44,307 --> 00:44:45,850
Hello?
807
00:44:47,102 --> 00:44:48,728
Hello?
808
00:44:48,812 --> 00:44:51,773
Someone want to let me out
of this, uh, thing?
809
00:44:53,608 --> 00:44:56,569
Well, this is great.
810
00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:02,534
Oh, no. Oh, I'm sorr... sorry!
Oh, God, oh, crap.
811
00:45:02,617 --> 00:45:05,537
Oh, I broke... I broke it.
I broke it.
812
00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:08,581
Oh, this thing, I bet this is...
Oh, I bet this is expensive.
813
00:45:08,665 --> 00:45:10,458
Oh, God.
814
00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:12,210
Huh.
815
00:45:12,293 --> 00:45:13,878
Huh.
816
00:45:13,962 --> 00:45:16,047
Would you look at that?
817
00:45:16,131 --> 00:45:20,301
I am glad to see you
in one piece, Allen of Unopa.
818
00:45:20,385 --> 00:45:24,305
Yeah. One very large
and ripped piece.
819
00:45:25,348 --> 00:45:27,142
Yes.
820
00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:28,893
I'm afraid I owe you an apology.
821
00:45:28,977 --> 00:45:32,272
When we brought you here
after the Viltrumite attack,
822
00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:34,983
I turned off
your life-support machine
823
00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:36,985
and left you
to fend for yourself.
824
00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:40,488
What? Why?
W-Why would you do that?
825
00:45:40,572 --> 00:45:43,241
I knew, without it,
you would either die
826
00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:45,827
or recover stronger than before.
827
00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:49,038
I am sorry I gambled
with your life,
828
00:45:49,122 --> 00:45:51,458
but it has paid off.
829
00:45:51,541 --> 00:45:53,835
You may now be able
to stand your ground
830
00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:55,837
against a Viltrumite.
831
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,839
Yeah, I doubt that.
832
00:45:57,922 --> 00:45:59,674
They hit me so hard
my eye came out.
833
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:02,051
I remember seeing that,
like, from my own eye.
834
00:46:02,135 --> 00:46:04,471
It was very strange.
835
00:46:04,554 --> 00:46:07,182
You underestimate yourself,
Allen.
836
00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:10,018
Yeah, well, I appreciate
your vote of confidence,
837
00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:12,645
but I'm not gonna ask
for a rematch anytime soon.
838
00:46:12,729 --> 00:46:15,106
If I even see another
Viltrumite, I'm gonna...
839
00:46:22,197 --> 00:46:24,782
Holy shit. You're a Viltrumite?
840
00:46:24,866 --> 00:46:28,411
No, I am something much worse.
841
00:46:28,495 --> 00:46:33,833
I am the only Viltrumite to ever
rebel against the empire.
842
00:46:33,917 --> 00:46:39,464
At least, until you told me
about Invincible.
843
00:46:39,547 --> 00:46:41,299
Allen,
844
00:46:41,382 --> 00:46:44,052
I need you to go back to Earth
845
00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:46,888
and bring Invincible here.
846
00:46:46,971 --> 00:46:52,227
He is the key
to turning the tide of this war.
58109
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