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♪ I bet we've been together ♪
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♪ for a million years ♪
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♪ and I bet we'll be together ♪
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♪ for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like I
Started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed ♪
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♪ and I can't remember ♪
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♪ what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us ♪
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♪ and there ain't no nothing ♪
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♪ we can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us ♪
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♪ sha la la la ♪
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Pass the business section.
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I'm not done yet.
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How's the market
Doing this morning?
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Don't ask.
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All right, ok, who's
Got the editorial?
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Me. There's a really
Interesting piece
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On the influence of
The early primaries
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In the presidential campaign.
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How's dennis the menace, mal?
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Alex, for your information,
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I'm reading the human
Interest sections.
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Fashion, health
And beauty guide.
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You know, the world
Could blow up...
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You wouldn't even know about it.
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I'd know about it
Before you, alex.
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Horoscope section.
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Ah... Oh, good. I'm glad
You're all here. We gotta talk.
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Does anybody know
What next thursday is?
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Sure. It's mom's birthday.
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And it's also the end of the
First quarter of the fiscal year.
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Don't you hate it when
Two festive occasions
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Fall on the same day?
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Well, look, I'd like to do
Something special this year,
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Like throw a surprise
Party for your mother.
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Oh, come on. Oh, dad,
That's so embarrassing.
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What?
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Look, dad, we know
You mean well,
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But your surprise
Parties never work.
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That is not true. What about
The surprise party I planned
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For andy's first birthday?
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I knew about it months before.
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This is gonna be different.
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I've got the perfect plan.
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Now, look,
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You kids tell mom you
Want to take her out
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For a special birthday dinner.
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At the last moment,
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I'll pretend I can't go because
Of some emergency at the office.
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Oh, she'll buy that, dad.
No, listen, listen, listen.
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So, anyway, when you go out,
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I'll come home and
I'll let the guests in,
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And the food, I'll
Get the food set...
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What's going on?
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Mm, nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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All right, what's this about?
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I can't take the pressure.
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I wonder what's bothering andy.
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I better go check on the kids.
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Well, something's going on.
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Oh-ho!
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Hey, skippy. What's up?
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Oh, not much. It's just
One of those rare evenings
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Where I have no plans.
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I thought maybe one of you
Would like to go out tonight.
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Uh, tell you what, skip, I'd
Love to, but I got a date tonight.
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I understand.
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How about you, mal?
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Ordinarily, I'd love to, skippy,
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Um, but I'm busy tonight.
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A friend's coming
Over to pick me up.
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We're going to
Study at the library.
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Maybe I'll come along.
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I can turn pages for you
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And sharpen pencils.
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I make a good paperweight.
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Maybe some other time.
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Skip, I'll tell you what.
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You know, I could call
And cancel my date.
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We could do something.
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Oh, no, no. That's
Ok, alex. I'll be fine.
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I'll go home, work
On my posture.
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Yeah.
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Ok, pal.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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I'm here to pick up mallory.
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Oh, right. Yes, come in, please.
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Won't you sit down?
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Sure. Thank you.
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Can I get you
Something to drink?
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No, thank you.
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I'm skippy handleman.
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Hi. I'm amy sussman.
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So you're the one who's
Going to the library with...
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Mallory.
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Right. Right.
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We're in psychology class
Together at grant college.
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I go to grant.
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I don't think I've
Ever seen you there.
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Well, I spend most of my time
Locked away in the science library.
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I'm premed.
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Oh, well, that explains
It. See, I'm not premed.
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What are you, prelaw?
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No. I'm sort of...
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Premature.
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What I mean is, I haven't really
Found the classes I want to take.
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Well, that's ok. Choosing
A career is a big decision.
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No, I mean I physically
Can't find my classes.
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Amy? Oh, I thought I saw
Your car. Are you ready?
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Ok. Uh-huh.
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Well, it was nice
Meeting you, skippy.
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I hope I see you around campus.
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Me, too.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Uh, can we, uh, can we
Talk to you for a moment?
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Yeah. What's up?
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Well, um...
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As you know, your
Birthday is next week,
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And... And we'd...
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We'd like to take you out
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For a special birthday dinner.
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Right.
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Oh, oh, that's...
That's very sweet,
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But I thought we'd just
Stay home that night,
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Quiet family dinner here.
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All right, look, mom,
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Um, ok, we didn't want
To have to tell you this,
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But dad is planning a
Surprise party for you.
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You're kidding.
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I'm real sorry, mom.
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Part of the plan was for
Us to take you out to dinner.
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All right. I'll go upstairs
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And I'll tell him
How excited I am
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About going out to
Dinner on my birthday.
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Whoa, mom, mom, mommy?
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Um...
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Listen, since, uh, since we
Are taking you out to dinner...
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You know, we planned this
Elaborate party for you...
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Uh, will you still
Be expecting gifts?
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No, that's fine, honey.
I still haven't used
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That beautiful blank
Check you gave me last year.
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Oh, I'll get it.
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Yeah?
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Oh, good. Uh, mallory,
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I need to talk to
You for a minute.
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Ok. Go.
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Mallory, I can't stop thinking
About your friend amy.
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You like amy?
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Like her? I spent
The whole day today
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Just following
Her around campus.
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Not only did I fall in love, I
Found a lot of my classes.
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She's coming over in a
Minute. You should ask her out.
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She's coming here, now?
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I got to go.
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What's the big deal?
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Well, mallory, I can't
Ask a girl out on a date.
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You've asked me
Out on lots of dates.
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But that's different. I
Know you're gonna say no.
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There's no pressure.
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That's her. I can't speak.
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I'll go out the back door.
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Skippy, sit!
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Hi, mallory. Amy, hi.
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Come on in.
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Thanks.
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Oh, hi, skippy.
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Ahs fas mas.
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Amy, before we start,
Skippy has something
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He'd like to ask you.
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Amy, skippy would like to know
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If you'd like to go
Out on a date with him.
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Why, sure, I'd like that.
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How about tomorrow night?
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I think that'll be fine.
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Tomorrow night
Ok with you, skippy?
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So, how long have
You known mallory?
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All my life.
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Oh, yeah, mallory's been hung
Up on me since we were kids.
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Well, I hope I'm not barging
In on her territory here.
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No, no, that
Territory is wide open.
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Have you decided yet?
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Yes, I believe we have.
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What is the most
Expensive dish on the menu?
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That would be the swordfish
With lemon butter at $20.
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Skippy, that's too expensive.
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No, no, no, no. I can handle it.
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My dad said we could
Use his american express.
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We don't take american express.
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Skippy, it's all right.
I've got some money.
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Would you mind giving
Us a few more minutes?
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Not at all, ma'am.
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And may I suggest that you
Act as the representative
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From your table for
The rest of the evening?
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Amy, this is not going
The way I planned.
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I'm embarrassing you,
I'm embarrassing me.
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No, you're not.
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Look, let's just
Get out of here.
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Woman: oh! Oh, my goodness!
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Ok, that was a
Little embarrassing.
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I'm sure if we sit
Down and calm down
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That everything will be fine.
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Amy, look, I have to admit,
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I'm very nervous about this.
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I just... I can't believe
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That you agreed
To go out with me.
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Why not?
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You are sweet,
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And you're funny,
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And you're cute.
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Is there someone paying
You to say these things?
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No.
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In that case,
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This is the greatest
Moment of my life.
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I wish I could be shot
And stuffed right now
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So it would never end.
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Ok, dad, tonight's the night.
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The reservations
Are all set for 7:00,
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And mom doesn't suspect a thing.
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This is going great.
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She's going to
Have a great ti...
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Ah, so, jen, uh, congratulations
On that nobel prize.
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What?
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Good cover, dad.
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So, you, uh, looking forward
To your dinner this evening?
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Oh, oh, very much.
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I'm just sorry that
You can't make it.
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How do you think I feel?
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I'm ready to go, I get a call,
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Big emergency
Down at the station.
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Locusts.
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They're all over the building.
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I, uh...
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I think I should be down there.
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You're very brave.
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I'll get it. That's...
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Surprise! Surprise!
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Happy birthday! Happy
Birthday! Happy birthday!
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Roger, christine, what
Are you doing here?
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We're here for
Elyse's surprise party.
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Nice going. You're
Only 6 hours early.
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Look, we're really sorry.
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Why don't we just leave
Our present and go.
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The whole thing is ruined now.
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You might as well
Keep the present.
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They were always
Our stupidest friends.
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Honey, I'm sorry.
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You must have worked
Awfully hard on this party.
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Oh, it's not me
I'm worried about.
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I just feel bad for the kids.
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You know, uh...
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We could pretend
That nothing happened.
260
00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:31,433
We, uh...
261
00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:33,135
Really.
262
00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:34,836
We could go through
With the party.
263
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:37,828
I... I think it would
Mean a lot to the kids.
264
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:42,011
It's a fine plan, steven.
265
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,500
Excuse me.
266
00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:48,198
Hoo hoo hoo! Ha ha ha ha!
267
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,920
I'd keep an eye on mom, dad.
268
00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:55,064
I don't think she's gonna
Make it to the surprise party.
269
00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,028
Hey. Alex...
270
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,029
Hi. Can we come in?
271
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,030
Yeah, skip, amy, how you doing?
272
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,298
Good. How are you?
Good to see you guys.
273
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,632
Haven't seen you in a long time.
274
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,467
Well, you know how it is, alex.
275
00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:08,192
The old ball and chain
Keeps me on the run.
276
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:10,706
Is mallory home?
277
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:11,907
Mm-hmm. She's upstairs, amy.
278
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:12,931
Thanks.
279
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,501
See you later, honey bear.
280
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:24,219
Sometimes she
Calls me honey bear.
281
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,488
I heard.
282
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:29,558
Well, it's nice to see
You so happy, skippy.
283
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,161
Oh, I really am, alex. I'm
As happy as I've ever been.
284
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,996
Amy is the greatest
Girl in the world.
285
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,931
I love everything about her.
286
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:37,767
The way she looks,
The way she talks,
287
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:39,501
The way she chews her food.
288
00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:42,704
I bet she chews each
Bite 30 or 40 times.
289
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,729
Don't let her go, skip.
290
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,678
But, alex, there's a problem.
291
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:52,681
Now, everything's going
Great between me and amy.
292
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:55,784
And tonight she asked me
To go over to her dorm room.
293
00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:57,720
Usually her roommate's
There and everything's fine,
294
00:12:57,744 --> 00:13:01,157
But tonight, we're gonna
Be alone for the first time.
295
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,591
Ah, I see.
296
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,561
I'm not an experienced
Guy like you, alex.
297
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:08,063
I don't know what to do.
298
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:11,523
I'm 19 years old,
And I've never...
299
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,370
You know.
300
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,372
Oh, skip, come on,
Take it easy, all right?
301
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:20,142
A lot of 19-year-old
Guys have never...
302
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,811
You know.
303
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:24,447
It seems like I'm the only one.
304
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,148
It'll happen naturally.
305
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:29,384
Ok? It's like a... It's
Like a flower blossoms.
306
00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:31,887
Like a tree sheds its leaves.
307
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:35,591
Like a branch reaches
For the sunlight.
308
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:39,350
What, it happened for
You in an arboretum?
309
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:45,100
It's gonna be more
Difficult than I thought.
310
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:46,401
Alex, you've got to help me.
311
00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:49,004
I don't know what to do. I
Don't know what to wear.
312
00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:50,840
All right, skip, look,
313
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,341
You are my oldest
And dearest friend, ok?
314
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,843
I can share this with you.
315
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,845
Now, there is a romantic formula
316
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,847
That's been very
Successful for me in the past.
317
00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:01,450
Now, you can remember it
Very simply with one word.
318
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,807
Fiscal.
319
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,722
Fiscal?
320
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,691
Start out with
The first letter, "F."
321
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,526
It stands for female.
322
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,796
Make sure there's one there.
323
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,897
What does "I" stand for?
324
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,499
"I" is useful for
Beginning sentences
325
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,333
Like, "I love you."
326
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,836
"I need you. I want you."
327
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,339
"I'd like you to lock the door."
328
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,841
This is the kind
Of stuff I need.
329
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:26,608
"S."
330
00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:28,477
Sensitivity.
331
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,401
Pretend you have some.
332
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,153
"C" is for caring.
333
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,010
Pretend you do.
334
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,158
"A."
335
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,781
"A" is for alex.
336
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:52,635
Think of me, you know?
Everything will be all right.
337
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,370
I bet "L" stands for love.
338
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,006
No. "L" is for lighting.
339
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,174
You want a warm,
Romantic atmosphere.
340
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:01,676
I generally bring
My own lighting.
341
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,280
Hey, what are you
Two talking about?
342
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,782
Oh, nothing, nothing.
Just, uh, guy talk.
343
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,783
What have you two
Been talking about?
344
00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:10,219
Girl talk.
345
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,988
Well, everything
Seems to be in order.
346
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:15,858
Oh! We've got 6:30 dinner
Reservations, so we'd better go.
347
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,159
All right, ok, take care, guys.
348
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:19,503
Bye. We will. See you later.
349
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:24,266
Did he talk to you
About tonight?
350
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:27,169
Yeah. Yeah, a little.
351
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:28,470
What, did she talk
To you about tonight?
352
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,272
Oh, a little. She's nervous.
353
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,341
Yeah. What did you say?
354
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,608
Well...
355
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:35,777
I just said that
There are no rules
356
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:37,479
Or plans to loving someone
357
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:41,283
And that if two people care
For and respect each other,
358
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,285
Everything will be fine.
359
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,243
What did you say?
360
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,781
Basically the same thing.
361
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:59,000
Well, here we are.
362
00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:02,338
Yeah. It feels strange being
Here without your roommate.
363
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,105
I miss mary beth.
364
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:07,509
Are... Are you sure she
Won't be coming back tonight?
365
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:11,213
Well, she's visiting
Her parents in alaska.
366
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:14,350
So she's probably
Sleeping there.
367
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,785
I think I'll go get some water
And make some hot cocoa.
368
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,454
Ok. Uh,
369
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:21,624
I'll wait here just in case mary
Beth does decide to come back.
370
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,648
Ok.
371
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,797
Let's see. "F is for female."
372
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,132
I got that.
373
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,034
"I is for I love
You, I need you,
374
00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:36,038
I'd like you to lock the door."
375
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,473
Wait a minute, she won't
Be able to get back in.
376
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,497
We lose our "F."
377
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,145
"Sensitive. Caring."
378
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,479
I am both of these things.
379
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,182
"A, think of alex."
380
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,884
All right.
381
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,152
Let's put...
382
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,308
There you go.
383
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,222
"L for lighting."
384
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,224
A romantic atmosphere.
385
00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:58,026
No.
386
00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,450
Ok.
387
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,601
Oh, yes.
388
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:10,072
Now we are prepared for
An evening of romance...
389
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:11,696
And a red alert.
390
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,411
I guess "L" could
Also stand for lotion.
391
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:17,580
Whoa.
392
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:20,537
I need all the help I can get.
393
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:27,211
Skippy, have you been
Developing photographs?
394
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,293
I just figured this would
Make the room a little cozier.
395
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:32,527
Oh.
396
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,629
Are you wearing cologne?
397
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:36,765
Me? No! No.
398
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,768
You probably put too
Much perfume on tonight.
399
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,670
I don't wear perfume.
400
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:44,139
You don't? What's that stuff
Over there on your dresser?
401
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:46,230
Formaldehyde.
402
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,980
At least I'll keep well.
403
00:17:51,004 --> 00:17:53,738
Yeah. Well...
404
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:01,223
Would you like to have a seat?
405
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,327
Ok.
406
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,596
You mean over there.
407
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,231
Or I could go over there.
408
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,188
No, no, no, that's ok! Allow me.
409
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,939
So, here we are,
410
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,441
Just me and you...
411
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:23,278
A man and a woman.
412
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,113
Right.
413
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,604
One of each.
414
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,955
You know, they say these
Things happen naturally.
415
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,090
I've heard that before.
416
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,114
Maybe it happened already.
417
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,167
Maybe it did.
418
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:48,258
So... Was it good for you?
419
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:10,926
Oh!
420
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:11,927
Are you ok?
421
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:12,928
I'm fine.
422
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,430
Oh... It was my fault.
423
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,266
No, no, no. I'm sorry.
I'm just so nervous.
424
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,034
I don't know... Me, too.
425
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:21,592
Something's not right,
Something in the air.
426
00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:25,707
Smoke.
427
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:27,998
Smoke, tension, whatever.
428
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,515
Skippy, the lamp is on fire!
429
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,282
The lamp is on fire!
The lamp is on fire!
430
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:38,120
Water! Get water!
Fast, water! Ah! Hot! Ah!
431
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,110
Skippy! Please! Oh!
432
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,060
All right,
Everybody, this is it!
433
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,829
Let's all get into position!
434
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,463
Shh! Shh!
435
00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,666
Someone get the lights!
436
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,890
All right. Shh, shh.
437
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,007
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
438
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,544
Oh! Thank you, but
It didn't go that well.
439
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:02,811
Is alex here?
440
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,180
No, he's out with his mom
And andy and the girls.
441
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,083
You see, this is a surprise
Party for mrs. Keaton.
442
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,150
Somebody's coming!
443
00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:10,151
Shh! Shh!
444
00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:11,587
Hide somewhere.
445
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,421
Get the lights again. Shh, shh!
446
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:19,161
Surprise! Surprise!
447
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,296
Hi.
448
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,799
All right, everybody!
It's looking good!
449
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:27,202
We're just about
Ready for the big one!
450
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,237
Hi there.
451
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:29,238
Hi.
452
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,339
You left in a hurry.
453
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,742
Amy, I'm sorry about tonight.
454
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,244
I ruined everything.
455
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,246
I was trying so hard
456
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,748
Just to make a nice
Romantic evening...
457
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,750
It was romantic.
458
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,553
It was just a little smoky.
459
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:48,256
Amy, you are the best thing
That's ever happened to me.
460
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,725
You know, I feel more
Comfortable with you
461
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,395
Than with anyone
Else in the world.
462
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,264
I'm sorry I was acting
So crazy tonight.
463
00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:59,300
It's just, I've never done
This kind of thing before.
464
00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:01,970
I think we're both
Just beginners at this.
465
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,472
So let's not rush it.
466
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,808
It doesn't matter
How fast we go,
467
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,943
Just as long as we go together.
468
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,277
You really like me.
469
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:10,779
I can't believe it.
470
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,236
It seems so... Unnatural.
471
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:30,688
Well, this came
Off without a hitch.
472
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:35,270
Dad can really plan
These things, can't he?
473
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,194
It's worse than mine.
474
00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:42,945
Hello! I'm home!
475
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,246
Steven.
476
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:45,747
Just a minute.
477
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,249
Uh, steven.
478
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:48,750
Oh, elyse.
479
00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:52,254
Hey, look,
Everybody! It's elyse!
480
00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:54,711
Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
481
00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:58,760
Oh, wow! Hi, honey.
482
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:00,262
You surprised?
483
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:01,719
I had no idea.
484
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:04,355
Ok.
485
00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:07,069
Great surprise party.
486
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:10,027
Yeah, well, we pretty much
Wrote the book on surprises.
487
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,275
So, you two, how was your night?
488
00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:15,144
Oh, alex, we had a great night.
489
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,680
Great. Good. You guys
Are a great couple.
490
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:18,814
Thanks.
491
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,750
And thank you, mallory,
For introducing us.
492
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:24,485
Oh, it was my pleasure. I mean,
You are perfect for each other.
493
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:27,222
And just remember,
In a relationship,
494
00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:30,726
It's best not to
Intellectualize things too much.
495
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:33,661
Just listen to your hearts.
496
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:37,498
That's why nick and I have
Such a perfect relationship.
497
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:40,190
We don't think about anything.
498
00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:46,608
Like when a little
Problem comes up,
499
00:22:46,632 --> 00:22:49,277
We just pretend
We're wild birds.
500
00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:52,114
We follow our natural instincts.
501
00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:57,085
And then... And then something
Magical and wonderful happens.
502
00:22:57,109 --> 00:23:01,590
You fly south for the winter?
503
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:04,126
Well, it wasn't
Easy getting here,
504
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:06,462
But the important thing is
We're all together on my birthday.
505
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:07,463
Yeah.
506
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:08,964
I love you all. Love you, too.
507
00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:13,001
♪ happy birthday to you ♪
508
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:16,605
♪ happy birthday to you ♪
509
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:18,306
♪ happy birthday ♪
510
00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:21,175
♪ dear mom ♪
♪ dear elyse ♪
511
00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:25,446
♪ happy birthday to you ♪
512
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:55,878
Sit, ubu, sit.
513
00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:56,902
Good dog.
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