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Johnny mathis: ♪ I bet
We've been together ♪
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♪ for a million years ♪
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Deniece williams: ♪ and I
Bet we'll be together ♪
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♪ for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like I
Started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed ♪
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Both: ♪ and I can't remember ♪
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♪ what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ ooh hoo ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ sha la la la ♪
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Hey, honey.
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I'm glad you're all here.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Sure, mal. Something wrong?
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I... I don't even know
How to say this.
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The most horrible thing
In the world has happened.
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What is it now, mal?
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Clashing outfit?
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Sweater out of style?
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Headband too tight?
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Nick might have to go to jail.
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What? Jail?
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Oh, boy, that could be rough.
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Oh, can you pass me
Those cookies, mom?
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Nick, I... I don't
Know what to say.
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Well, this news is very...
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I know "Comforting"
Isn't the word. Um...
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That's terrible, nick.
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You make sure you
Write, now, huh?
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Well, what exactly did you do?
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He didn't pay his income
Taxes for the last 5 years.
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I'm shocked. You didn't pay your
Income taxes for the last 5 years?
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I'm shocked.
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You had income
For the last 5 years?
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Look, nick really
Needs your help.
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I mean, this letter
Says he's got 3 weeks
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To fill out all these tax
Forms and pay his taxes.
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He'll never be
Able to do it alone,
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And if you don't help him,
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He could really go to jail.
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Of course we'll help.
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Uh... Oh, yeah.
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I'll do it myself. Ok,
What you have to do
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Is get your records and files
Together from the last 5 years.
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You mean that, alex?
You'll do all that for me?
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Sure, sure. Why not?
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After all, I could
Use the practice.
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Hey, I... I know
Better than that.
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You're doin' it just because
You like me, right? Huh?
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All right, ok.
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All right, nick, nick,
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Let's not get mushy here, ok?
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Hey.
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Yeah, hey. Hey.
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Good luck.
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Hey, jen, great news.
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I don't have to go to jail.
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Well, this is a happy day.
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Hey.
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How was school, honey?
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It was ok.
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I got a new lab
Partner in science.
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He's coming over soon to study.
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Oh, yeah? Who is he?
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I don't know. Some dumb jock.
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I don't really know
Much about him.
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Yeah, well, you just
Keep it that way, missy.
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What's his name?
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Timothy paul higgins.
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He's 5'8", brown
Hair, green eyes,
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And the pitcher of
The baseball team.
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His earned run average is 1.52,
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Which unfortunately is
Also his grade-point average.
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He likes to listen to
Bruce springsteen,
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And he loves hero sandwiches
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With jack cheese, salami, mayonnaise,
Mustard, a little lettuce, and tomato.
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That's all I know.
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Now that the
Investment tax credits
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Are no longer available,
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Real estate appears the safest
Investment for the next quarter.
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Let me guess who gave you that.
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I had nothin' to do with that.
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Ahem. The flip
Side is really hot.
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Wanna watch sesame street
With me, jennifer? It's on.
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I'm sorry, andy. Someone's
Coming over to study with me.
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And it's not just someone, andy.
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It's timothy higgins,
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The boy jennifer's
Got a crush on.
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I do not have a
Crush on tim higgins.
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He's my lab partner,
And we're doing
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A science project
Together. That's all.
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It's him. How do I look?
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Great! Go!
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Hi, tim. Come on in.
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Hi.
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Well, these are my... My parents
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And my brothers alex and
Andy and my sister mallory.
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Well, this is a...
A real pleasure...
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This is great. I had no idea
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Studying with you
Could be so much fun.
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Why would you think that?
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Are you kidding me? With
Jennifer "The brain" keaton?
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You're wrong
About how smart I am.
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I'm as dumb as you are.
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You know, you think
I'm so smart at science,
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But there's a lot of things that you're
Smart at that I don't know anything about.
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Like what?
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Like baseball. You
Are so much smarter
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Than I am at baseball,
I can't even begin
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To tell you half the
Stuff you know about it.
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Isn't that cute?
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Wait. What is she talkin' about?
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She knows everything
About baseball.
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Shh.
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Like, what is it to tell
How good a pitcher is,
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Earning averaged run something?
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You mean earned run average.
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Yes. I... I have no
Idea what that is.
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Come on, jen, you know...
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You know, what you need
Right now is some more salami.
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Salami's jennifer's favorite.
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And what do you think about
That sandwich jennifer made?
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Pretty good, huh?
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Yeah, it's great.
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Jennifer's a terrific cook.
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She's gonna make
Some very lucky guy
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A good date for
The prom someday.
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Do you mind? We're
Trying to study.
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Oh. Sorry.
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Yeah. W-we're just on our way.
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Yeah.
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Now, where were we?
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Uh, you were asking
Me about baseball.
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Right, right.
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Shouldn't we study
A little bit more?
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We've studied
Enough for one day.
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I mean, 2 pages is a lot
More than I usually do.
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Besides, it's not as much
Fun as talking with you.
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Uh, jennifer, I was wondering.
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We're getting along
Pretty well here.
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Yeah, I know.
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Um, would you like to
Go out with me sometime?
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Sure. I'd love to.
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Great. Great.
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When?
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I don't know. Anytime.
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Are you the boy my sister loves?
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How 'bout right now?
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Well, here it is,
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My past 5 years in
Alphabetical order.
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Well, you know, I have to
Admit, nick, I'm impressed.
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I didn't think you'd
Be so organized.
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See, dad? You always
Think the worst of nick.
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"Mister rogers fan club?"
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"This card certifies
That nick is a neighbor."
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Don't leave home
Without it, nick.
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Ah, look. It's still good.
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Oh. Look, nick,
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What we need to
Keep you out of prison
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A-are receipts, check
Stubs, deposit slips.
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You know, a bank passbook?
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You know, I don't even know
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What any of that
Stuff looks like.
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Come here. Come here.
I'll, uh... I'll help you.
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Uh, you know, nick, maybe we're
Giving this prison idea short shrift.
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Is jennifer home yet?
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No, no. She's still at
Tim's baseball game.
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She's really fallen
For him, hasn't she?
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In a big way. The last 2 weeks,
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She's spent all of
Her time with him.
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They're working on this
Science project together.
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Right. He's all
She can talk about.
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It's so cute.
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Oh, it is depressing.
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Jennifer's turnin' into a girl.
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Jen, jen, how was the game?
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Tim looked so
Cute in his uniform.
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Ohh.
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So how was the game?
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His eyes matched the cap.
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Sounds like a
Very exciting game.
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Sounds like you
Had a good time, jen.
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Sit down. I did. And, mal...
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Yes. Tell, tell.
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Tim asked me on a date to
The cleveland indians game.
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Sounds serious.
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I hope so. You know,
When tim says, "Indians,"
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His mouth kind of curls
Up in this really cute way.
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Tell me all about it.
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When tim asked me to
The game, it was so sweet.
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All he could do was smile.
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Tim's got the best smile, mal.
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His nose crinkles up,
And his eyes sparkle
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Like... Like that green
Dress we saw at the mall.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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All right. Ok. W-wait
A minute. Wait a minute.
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Look, jen, I'm not gonna
Just sit back a-and watch you
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Throw yourself at some dopey kid
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Who... Who smiles weird
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And... And looks good
When he says, "Indians."
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I'm not throwing
Myself at anyone, alex.
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Oh, jennifer, come on.
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You are a walking
Encyclopedia of baseball,
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But the other night,
When you were with tim,
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You pretended you
Didn't know anything.
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I mean, wh... I
Don't understand.
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I understand.
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Somehow I knew you would.
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Alex, it's so simple.
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Guys do not go out with girls
Who are smarter than they are.
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You know, that's really
A frightening statement,
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Considering who you go out with.
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Look, alex, all I'm trying to do
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Is make tim feel important.
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No, forget about tim, ok?
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Think about me.
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Now, it is very important to me
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That people know
You're smart, jen.
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That way, mallory
Just looks like a fluke.
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Tim! Alex, let's leave
These two alone.
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All right. Just...
Just one thing, ok?
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Tim, hi.
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Uh, could you say,
"Indians," for me?
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Indians.
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You know, you're right.
He... He is kind of cute.
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That was a great
Game you had today.
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Nice touchdown you hit.
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Oh, jennifer, that's
Called a home run.
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Oh, right. I can never
Keep these things straight.
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I have something for you.
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I want you to wear
My varsity jacket.
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Oh, tim. That's so sweet.
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Jennifer...
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Will you go steady with me?
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Me steady with you?
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Yeah. What do you say?
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Mallory: she'd love to!
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You heard her.
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All right, nick,
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My partner and I have your...
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Income from the past
5 years all figured out.
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This is so exciting.
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Gives me chills.
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Ok, now that we
Know your income,
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We can start to
Look for deductions.
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00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,343
Ok. Let's look.
256
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,367
Where?
257
00:11:42,436 --> 00:11:44,113
How many dependents do you have?
258
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,815
Uh, what's a dependent?
259
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,851
Someone you support. You know,
Someone who depends on you.
260
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,554
I depend on nick.
261
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,556
Not financially, you don't.
262
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,558
Well, no, but what's
The difference?
263
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,226
I depend on him anyway.
264
00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,051
He's my lifeline,
My very breath.
265
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:04,734
Don't you have some
Dolls to play with?
266
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,268
Look, alex, you said "Depend."
267
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,871
If you don't mean "Depend,"
You shouldn't have said it.
268
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,973
I wish you'd just
Say what you mean.
269
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,341
All right.
270
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,798
Go away.
271
00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:17,735
Ok.
272
00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:22,418
Ok...
273
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,786
Let's talk about depreciation.
274
00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:27,156
Uh, what's depreciation?
275
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:33,751
Allowance made for a
Loss in value of property.
276
00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:42,092
Huh?
277
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:46,174
It basically means we
Can take a deduction
278
00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:50,012
For any equipment you use in
Your artwork that loses its value.
279
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:52,276
Uh, I only use my brains.
280
00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,176
This could be a whopper.
281
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,158
All right.
282
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,593
Uh, andy, why don't
You take nick upstairs
283
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,663
And show him that
New tax book I got you,
284
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,098
spot's first w-2.
285
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,232
Come on, nick.
286
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:13,235
Hey, uh, but after, can
We do some coloring?
287
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:14,236
Sure.
288
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:15,460
All right.
289
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:23,679
Hey, jen, what's new in the
Annoying little world of teen love?
290
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,781
Nothing good.
291
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,183
What's the matter?
292
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:30,519
Tim and I flunked our
Science project together.
293
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,410
Together? That's so romantic.
294
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,993
Hey, gang. How was school, jen?
295
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,327
It was all right.
296
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,429
Did you get your
Science project back?
297
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,998
Yeah. Oh. How'd you do?
298
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:45,256
The important thing
Is I still have my health.
299
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,428
That doesn't sound like an "A."
300
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,646
An "F"? Jen, that's
Not like you.
301
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:59,382
Come on, mom. One "F"
Won't hurt anybody.
302
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,816
No, this is getting serious.
303
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,775
A couple of cs
Already and now an "F."
304
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,323
Honey, you... You have got
To bring up your grades.
305
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,457
Don't make us ground you.
306
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:09,959
You never grounded mallory
307
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,828
When she started
Getting bad grades.
308
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,372
They wanted her to see daylight.
309
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,371
Great, so I have to be really
Nerdy and study real hard.
310
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,573
Tim won't like me, and I
Won't be any fun anymore.
311
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,308
What has tim got to do with it?
312
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,810
These are your grades
We're talking about.
313
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,646
Look, I was doing
Really well in science,
314
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,615
And I didn't have a boyfriend.
315
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:36,585
I wasn't popular, and I wasn't
Getting invited to a lot parties.
316
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:37,653
Now I am.
317
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,656
I'm may not be doing
So great in school,
318
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:44,360
But I'm happy, and
Tim really likes me.
319
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,763
It's hard to argue with success.
320
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:51,032
Well, w-we're happy your
Social life is going so well,
321
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,436
But we're not gonna let you
Sacrifice your grades for it.
322
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,270
Look, I don't care what you say.
323
00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:59,075
I'm happier this way, and I'm gonna
Keep seeing tim, and you can't stop me.
324
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:02,378
Uh, maybe I should
Go talk to her.
325
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,880
Aw, wait, m-mal,
She's already failing.
326
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,837
What more can you do?
327
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,819
I don't feel these grades
Reflect jennifer's ability.
328
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,588
I have every reason to believe
329
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,856
She's just as capable
As her brother alex.
330
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,526
He always got good grades,
And he never misbehaved.
331
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,795
In fact, he used to give out
Demerits to the other students
332
00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:22,798
Who made noise during class.
333
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:26,735
I think we're dealing with
Another problem here, mr. Ryder.
334
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,772
B-o-y-s.
335
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:32,229
You can say the word, honey.
336
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,646
I'm glad you brought
That up, mr. Keaton.
337
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:40,416
Does t-I-m mean anything to you?
338
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,653
Please, fellas, why
Are we spelling?
339
00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:46,956
The point is jennifer is at
That age where peer pressure
340
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,392
Has more influence on
Her than anything else.
341
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,228
More than her dad?
342
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:53,862
I'm afraid there's
No escaping it.
343
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,464
I have a teenage
Daughter myself.
344
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,632
How's that going?
345
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,068
Quite poorly, thanks.
346
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:02,104
I have a meeting with her
Teacher as soon as this is over.
347
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,271
Well, what's the answer here?
348
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,407
I mean, how are we
Supposed to deal with this?
349
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,375
If we come down too hard on her,
350
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,578
We run the risk of...
Of driving her away,
351
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,279
But we can't just
Sit passively by
352
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,215
And let her make
These kind of choices.
353
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:16,651
All I can say is try
To be supportive,
354
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:19,154
Try not to be too critical,
355
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:21,657
And drink plenty of liquids.
356
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,159
I can't believe
357
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,661
I don't have a
Tremendous influence
358
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,163
On my own daughter.
359
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,830
You can't underestimate the need
360
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,832
For social
Acceptance at this age,
361
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,234
Especially for girls.
362
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:33,969
Grades, college education...
363
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,638
These kinds of abstract ideas
364
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,739
Can't compete with
The immediate rewards
365
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:39,708
Of getting a varsity jacket.
366
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,332
I wish I had one.
367
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,280
Maybe we should
Bring jennifer in?
368
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:46,370
Yeah. Let's, uh...
369
00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:51,743
Jennifer, please, come in.
370
00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:54,824
Sit down.
371
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:55,891
Hi, sweetie.
372
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:56,926
Hi.
373
00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,983
Yeah, good.
374
00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:03,699
Well, your parents and
I have been discussing
375
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:06,368
What I perceive to
Be a serious problem
376
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:08,204
With your academic performance.
377
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,472
Uh-huh.
378
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:13,909
Jen, we are here to
Find a way to help you.
379
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,944
What if I don't
Think I need help?
380
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:18,213
What if I'm happy
The way that I am?
381
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:20,783
Wh-what do you mean by that?
382
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:24,787
I mean school is a very
Small part of my life now.
383
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,121
I have a boyfriend.
384
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:29,424
I have a lot more
Friends. I go out more.
385
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:30,725
I'm having more fun.
386
00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:31,749
I'm happier.
387
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:34,563
Hi.
388
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,999
Hi, jennifer. Hello,
Mr. And mrs. Keaton.
389
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,000
Hello.
390
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,401
Uh, t-I-m.
391
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,825
Right. B-o-y.
392
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,240
Mr. Ryder,
393
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,575
I just talked to my coach.
394
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:49,245
He said I've been
Kicked off the team
395
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:52,648
And my science grades
Were the reason.
396
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,583
Tim, I'm sorry.
397
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,018
I'm sorry, too,
Tim. School rules.
398
00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:58,954
If you had worked harder
And gotten better grades,
399
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,456
This wouldn't have happened.
400
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,025
I can't believe this
Has happened to me.
401
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:05,293
Tim!
402
00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:07,129
You don't understand.
403
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:09,486
You'll never understand.
404
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:15,204
And so, friends, after
Much accounting,
405
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,039
Most of it creative,
406
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:20,042
I am proud to present
The completed tax form.
407
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,043
Welcome, nick moore,
408
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,301
Into the world of
Tax-paying citizens.
409
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:28,317
You know, this day
Is important to us all,
410
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,953
Not, uh... Not only
Because we kept a friend
411
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:33,243
And a loved one...
412
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:36,492
Out of jail,
413
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:39,160
But because we have
Garnered for our firm
414
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,062
A fee of $11,
415
00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:42,364
Which my partner,
416
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:45,200
Who is upstairs taking his nap,
417
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,791
Has agreed to accept in candy.
418
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,300
Alex, that was beautiful.
419
00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:01,449
So, uh, how much do
I have to pay in tax?
420
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,607
Oh, here it is. $9.45, nick.
421
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,022
Ooh.
422
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,289
Wait a second here, alex.
423
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,549
How come, uh, your fee is
More than I gotta pay in tax?
424
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:17,633
Keaton and frère
Is a quality firm, nick.
425
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,502
Let's go celebrate!
426
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,570
Congratulations, nick.
427
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:24,240
And may there be
More people like you
428
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,774
So the big corporations
429
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,399
Don't have to bear
The tax burden alone.
430
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:34,149
I can't believe she
Ran off like that.
431
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,485
I can't believe you
Didn't catch her.
432
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,153
I was right behind her,
433
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,123
But I lost her in a
Crowd of fathers
434
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:42,858
Running after their
Teenage daughters.
435
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:46,595
Don't worry, honey.
She'll be home.
436
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:49,365
It seemed so simple
At the time, elyse.
437
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,799
Remember?
438
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:53,134
"Let's start a family," we said.
439
00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:55,471
It all seemed so harmless.
440
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:58,306
If only one of us had said...
441
00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,764
"Teenager."
442
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:04,935
Maybe we would have just
Gone to the movies that night.
443
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,895
You all right?
444
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,431
Mom, this whole thing backfired.
445
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,767
I was acting dumb
And didn't study
446
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,102
Because I wanted tim to like me.
447
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,771
But because we didn't study,
448
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,773
Tim got kicked off the team.
449
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,741
It's all my fault.
450
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,810
Did you really think
That acting dumb
451
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:37,768
Would make him like you more?
452
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,750
Yeah. I did.
453
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,753
You see, he's got all
These cute and fun
454
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,755
And dopey girls
Hanging around him.
455
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,458
How can I compete with that?
456
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,861
I-it's hard to compete
With dopey. That's true.
457
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:56,231
But, honey, if... If
You just be yourself
458
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,234
And don't be afraid
Of how smart you are,
459
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,238
You can be as fun
And cute as anyone.
460
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,306
Really?
461
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,429
Yes.
462
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:09,811
You want people to like
The real jennifer keaton,
463
00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:12,814
Not... Not someone that you're
Pretending to be, you know?
464
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:14,816
And it is pretty darn hard
465
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,207
Not to like the real
Jennifer keaton.
466
00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:20,477
Thanks, mom.
467
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:29,497
I... I know there's a lot of
Pressure on girls your age,
468
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:32,434
But never be less
Than you can be
469
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,802
Just to be popular.
470
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:44,713
Hi.
471
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:45,714
Hi, jennifer.
472
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:46,978
Come on in.
473
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,077
Coming!
474
00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:01,152
Tim, I have something
Terrible to tell you.
475
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,623
I really am smart.
476
00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:12,640
I mean, it's my fault you
Were kicked off the team.
477
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:15,344
We could have
Gotten a better grade,
478
00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:18,513
But I was just
Being dumb for you.
479
00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:20,683
You were being dumb for me?
480
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:23,519
Yeah. On purpose.
481
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,286
On purpose?
482
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:26,788
Why?
483
00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:29,391
I never asked you to be dumb.
484
00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:33,729
You only liked me when I started
Goofing off and getting bad grades.
485
00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,163
Admit it.
486
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:38,767
You had no interest in
Me when I acted smart.
487
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:42,871
I was just scared of you
When I thought you were smart.
488
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:46,241
I was afraid that if I
Tried to talk to you,
489
00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:48,310
You would laugh at me.
490
00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:51,302
I would never do that to you.
491
00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:55,284
I like you.
492
00:22:55,308 --> 00:22:57,074
I like you, too.
493
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:00,421
I'll tell you what.
494
00:23:00,445 --> 00:23:02,558
Let's really hit these books,
495
00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:03,725
Bring your average up,
496
00:23:03,749 --> 00:23:05,761
And get you back on the team.
497
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:06,762
Sounds good.
498
00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:10,032
So you're really smart, huh?
499
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,288
Very.
500
00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:15,971
How smart?
501
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,895
Don't ask.
502
00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:53,942
Sit, ubu, sit.
503
00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:55,699
Good dog.
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