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Johnny mathis: ♪ I bet
We've been together ♪
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♪ for a million years ♪
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Deniece williams: ♪ and I
Bet we'll be together ♪
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♪ for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like I
Started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed ♪
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Both: ♪ and I can't remember ♪
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♪ what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ and there ain't no nothin' ♪
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♪ we can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ ooh hoo ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ sha la la la ♪
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What's heaven like?
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No matter what you
Eat, you can't gain weight.
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Psychiatrist: answer
The question, alex.
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Is it hard to be you?
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You know the answer.
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Of course it's hard.
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They have these great
Stores there, alex.
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They open at 9:00 in the morning
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And stay open till infinity.
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And, alex...
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Alex, one size fits all.
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Why is it so hard to be you?
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You know.
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Say it.
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Because.
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Yeah, because...
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Because I'm better.
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And...
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Smarter.
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I'll bet alex knows the answer.
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Don't do that to me, mrs. Leahy.
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It's all so simple, alex,
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And it's all so pretty.
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Why do you worry so much?
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Alex, tell the class what
Christopher columbus
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Was really trying to do
When he discovered america.
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Why do you set me apart
From the other kids like that?
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Makes me so uncomfortable.
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They're all looking at me.
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They're all jealous.
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Th-they don't wanna
Play with me at recess.
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It's the price you
Have to pay, alex,
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Because you're special.
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But I'm just a little boy.
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Class, pay attention
To alex. I'm sure...
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God, I hated it
When she did that!
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I wish you all could be
A little more like alex.
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She'd call on me in that...
That old-maid teacher's voice.
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"Alex knows. Alex knows."
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Alex knows.
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I was 7 years old!
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You don't put that kind of
Pressure on a kid that age!
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I knew I had to be ready,
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Because she was counting on me,
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Pushing me.
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Alex, please tell the class.
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Columbus was
Really trying to find
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A fast, direct route
To the indies, mrs. Leahy.
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Uh, he was looking for spices,
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But he found the new world.
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It was just an accident.
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It was an accident!
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He should not have
Been in that car alone.
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I... I shou... I should
Have been with him.
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Ma-maybe, I...
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Maybe he would have
Gone more slowly.
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Maybe I would have
Seen the other car.
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It was an accident.
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There aren't any
Accidents, alex.
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Everything happens the
Way it's supposed to happen.
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We've all been here before.
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Mallory's really
Getting on my nerves, dad.
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I mean, why... Why did you
Have to have another kid?
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We were doin' so well,
Just the three of us.
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Well, when you get older,
You'll appreciate her more.
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Doubt it.
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Come on. You wanna
Have a little catch?
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Aw, no. I don't wanna, dad.
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I-I'm not very good at it.
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Well, you can't expect
To learn it all in one day.
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I learned algebra
All in one day.
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Well, I know.
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But now you're starting school,
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You have to learn how
To play catch, baseball.
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Ok. Ok. Good.
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Look, I can get us some tickets
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To the indians game on
Saturday if you wanna go.
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Ah, the indians?
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I don't like the
Indians that much.
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Well, how can you
Not like the indians?
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They're in first place.
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Not financially.
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In terms of cash flow, the orioles
Are the team to beat this year.
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The orioles are 15 games out.
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Well, what does that
Have to do with anything?
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Their tv revenues are up 15%.
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Ticket prices up 7%.
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These guys are doin' great.
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If they keep this up,
They can buy the indians.
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That's a whole new perspective
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On our national pastime.
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Well, come on. Let's, uh...
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Let's have a little catch, huh?
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Remember how I showed you?
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Now just, uh, put
Your hands together.
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Make a cup.
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Yeah. Good boy.
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Whoops. I'm sorry, dad.
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Oh, no.
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No, it's ok.
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You're trying. That's
All that counts.
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He was... He was always
Supportive like that.
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"Just do it. Just try.
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"Just have fun.
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That's all that matters."
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Psychiatrist: you have
Trouble with that attitude?
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I don't know.
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I mean, it's... It's a
Little naive, isn't it?
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I don't know.
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There are winners, and
There are losers in life,
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And there's no
Getting around that.
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So you think your
Father's a weak man, then?
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No.
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But you just said...
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Just let me finish, ok? Sorry.
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I used to think that way.
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I'm embarrassed by it now...
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That I could be so
Blind to his strength.
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He has great love, my father,
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Not... Not just for
His family, but for life.
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He doesn't have to make
You wrong for him to be right.
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He doesn't have to make you
A loser to be a winner himself.
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I wish I was more
Like my father.
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Aw, dad, another sister!
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H-how could you do this to me?
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Alex, some of these things
Are not controllable, you know?
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I know, but you should
Have consulted with me first.
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Alex, she's a
Beautiful little girl,
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And we love her.
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You will, too.
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All right.
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What's this one's name?
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Jennifer.
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You got a minute?
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Sure.
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What are you readin'?
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Kierkegaard.
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internal development of man
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and dynamic
Representational expression.
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Yeah, well, that's ok for fun.
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But later try to get in somethin'
A little more serious, ok?
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I promise.
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Do you ever think about it, jen?
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Life?
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Death?
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Infinity?
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Well, sometimes I do,
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But... But sometimes I just want
Tickets to a van halen concert.
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Interesting kid, jen.
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She's the only teenager I know
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Who can combine
Soren kierkegaard
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And eddie van halen in her life.
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It's funny to be back
Here in her room.
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There's... There's a
Certain perfumey smell.
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Uh, it was her birthday.
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She was 2.
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And I didn't know
What to get her,
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So I got her perfume,
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Because I figured, you
Know, girls like that,
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And it was on sale.
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And, uh, she spilled
It all over her crib,
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So now, whenever I smell
Very, very cheap perfume...
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I think of jen.
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That's the strange
Thing about memories.
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Sometimes they
Could be more real
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Than what we
Think of as reality.
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The smell of wet wool
Mittens on a radiator...
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That is the smell of mrs.
Leahy's class in winter, forever.
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Hey, those are my mittens.
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Are you sure? They
Look a little bit like mine.
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Your mittens have dollar signs
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Crocheted in the palm?
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Sorry. I didn't notice that.
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Hey, you're the
New kid, aren't you?
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Yeah, I'm greg mccormick.
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Hello. My name is alex...
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I know who you are.
You're alex keaton,
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The kid who knows everything.
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Who told you that?
Did mrs. Leahy say that?
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No, the other
Kids were sayin' it.
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They say it's great here.
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"All you have to
Do is just keep quiet.
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Sooner or later, keaton
Rattles off the answer."
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How come you know so much?
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I take some night classes.
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Ohio state.
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Well, I'll see you around.
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I'm gonna go out
And play for recess.
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I'm sorry about the mittens.
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Hey, do you wanna
Come out and play?
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Me?
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Yeah, you. You know
How to play, don't you?
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Well, I... I normally
Stay inside at recess
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And help mrs. Leahy prepare
Tomorrow's assignments.
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Come on. There's a
Snowball fight goin' on.
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You know how to
Make a good snowball?
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No.
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See? You don't know everything.
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Let's go!
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Don't know everything.
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Don't know anything!
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Whatever it is that
I base my life upon
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Is... Is falling out
From underneath me.
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Do you believe in god, alex?
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I don't wanna talk
About that, ok?
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I'm sorry. Go on.
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You know what's bothering me?
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I mean really,
Really bothering me?
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S-something that I'm having a
Very difficult time getting past.
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What's that?
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I'm paying you for this!
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I'm paying you to sit
There and listen to me.
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I'm paying a guy
From grant college
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To sit and listen
To my life story
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And give me advice.
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Grant college, a school
That gives a course
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In opening umbrellas.
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I got an "A" in that.
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All right, look,
Th-this is pointless.
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I'm not getting any answers.
I'm not getting any advice.
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I'm... I'm just sitting
Here, doin' all the talking,
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A-and you're just
Pulling it out of me.
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How do you feel about that?
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How do you feel about that?
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I asked you first.
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You're really
Gettin' on my nerves.
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What is it you want, alex?
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What is it you're looking for?
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I just wanna feel...
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The way I felt when
I was a little boy...
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That... That
Feeling of security,
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That feeling of safety.
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Comin' home to my house
On a cold, rainy night,
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I'd see the light on
In the kitchen window,
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And I knew there was no
Place else I wanted to be.
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The colder I got
And the wetter I got,
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The more I enjoyed it,
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Because I knew in 2 minutes,
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I was gonna be in that kitchen,
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Safe and warm.
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You know hemingway's story,
260
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:56,826
a clean, well-lighted place?
261
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,829
I can't say I'm
Familiar with that, no.
262
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,163
That's right. I forgot.
263
00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:02,832
You went to grant college.
264
00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:05,434
All right, ok, let
Me put it in terms
265
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,837
That you can understand, ok?
266
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,028
You remember when batman...
267
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,843
Wanted to get away from it all,
268
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,867
He'd go down to the batcave?
269
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,372
Uh-huh, yeah!
270
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:29,358
That was the feeling
Walkin' into that kitchen.
271
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,860
I mean, walking in there
272
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:33,362
Was like walkin' into a hug.
273
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:36,866
I'll tell you a little secret.
274
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,200
Sometimes...
275
00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:41,203
I'd fake a little cough,
276
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,706
A little sneeze,
A little sniffle,
277
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:47,398
Just to get a little
Extra attention.
278
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,380
Hey, who'd it hurt?
279
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:52,882
Ah-choo! Ah-choo!
280
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,751
You all right, honey?
281
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,886
Oh, I'm fine, mommy.
282
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,343
I just got a little cold.
283
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,995
You come on in here.
284
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,130
I've got your blanket
Ready for you.
285
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:11,354
Ah, mommy, stop. Don't
Go to all this trouble.
286
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,303
It's no trouble.
You just sit here.
287
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,593
I'm gonna make you
Some hot chocolate.
288
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,031
Yes!
289
00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:27,182
Hot chocolate.
290
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,683
One more sneeze,
291
00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,747
I get whipped cream.
292
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:32,876
Ah-choo!
293
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,662
Alex, are you just faking
294
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,664
Being sick again?
295
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:42,865
You're just jealous, mal,
296
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,700
Because you can't pull it off.
297
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,203
See, I know how to do
These things selectively.
298
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:51,407
A little cough,
A little sniffle.
299
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,876
You come in and
Say, "I've got malaria.
300
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,700
Can I have some hot chocolate?"
301
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,749
Thank you, mommy.
302
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,818
I'm feeling much better now.
303
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,820
Would you like some cookies?
304
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,290
Oh, mommy, you stop it, ok?
305
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,425
Y-you're spoiling me.
306
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,682
What kind?
307
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,565
I'm your mommy. I
Can spoil you if I like.
308
00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:16,566
Chocolate chip?
309
00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:17,750
Butterscotch.
310
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,039
Have a good day at
Kindergarten today?
311
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:27,431
It was ok. We made pictures.
312
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,349
Alex, this is beautiful.
313
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,853
Th-this is the nicest
Picture you've ever given me.
314
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:37,854
Thank you, mommy.
315
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,521
I was thinking about you
316
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,879
When I bought it.
317
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,431
You bought it?
318
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:51,867
Uh-huh. Roger zimmerman.
319
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,536
He's the most talented
Artist in our class.
320
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,760
Nothing's too good for my mommy.
321
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,376
Oh, mommy, mommy, mommy,
322
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,378
Can we sing the song?
323
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,667
Oh, yeah, ok.
324
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,750
♪ where is thumbkin? ♪
325
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,353
♪ where is thumbkin? ♪
326
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,621
♪ here I am ♪
327
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,723
♪ here I am ♪
328
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,026
♪ how are you this morning? ♪
329
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,228
♪ very well, I thank you ♪
330
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,097
♪ run and hide ♪
331
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,665
♪ run and hide ♪
332
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,834
♪ where is thumbkin... ♪
333
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,837
That was... That was the
Sweetest-tasting hot chocolate
334
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:31,840
I ever had in my life.
335
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:35,344
I'm never gonna... Never gonna
Feel that... That safe again,
336
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,368
That protected.
337
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:41,371
Hey, a-lex.
338
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,488
Hi, nick.
339
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,156
What are you doin' here?
340
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,091
What do you mean,
What am I doing here?
341
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,193
These are all the
People in your life, right?
342
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:52,228
I'm in your life.
343
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:55,286
Nick, I'm paying this
Guy by the hour.
344
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,133
Ok?
345
00:15:58,157 --> 00:15:59,668
I don't wanna use up
346
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,803
Any of my time talking to you.
347
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:04,973
What, you think you got
Nothin' to learn from me, alex?
348
00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:07,176
Huh? You don't think I ain't
Got nothin' to teach you?
349
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,011
No, nick. I don't think
350
00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:11,847
You ain't got
Nothin' to teach me.
351
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:14,717
Alex, what kind of
Grammar is that?
352
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,419
Sorry, mrs. Leahy.
353
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,844
Just tryin' to
Make a point here.
354
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,093
Come on. Go away, will you, ok?
355
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,494
You're gettin' me into trouble.
356
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,931
Hey, hey, hey. You are just
Afraid of this side of me in you.
357
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:31,167
There is no side
Of you in me, nick.
358
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,235
Sure there is.
359
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:36,861
Steppenwolf: ♪ born to be wild ♪
360
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:43,901
♪ born to be wild ♪
361
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,118
Alex, can we come in?!
362
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,043
Just studying, mom.
363
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,526
Fabulous report card, alex.
364
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,928
Ah, thanks, dad.
365
00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:01,663
Listen to what your
Teacher wrote on your paper.
366
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,332
"Alex knows more about economics
367
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,000
"Than most people in america.
368
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,336
"I'm assuming this
Paper deserves an a.
369
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,440
I don't fully understand it."
370
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:14,877
We're very proud of you, son.
371
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,101
Very proud, honey.
372
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:20,116
I didn't know you
Liked rock music, alex.
373
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:23,686
I don't like rock
Music, mallory.
374
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,655
I heard you playing
Rock music last night...
375
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:30,059
Steppenwolf and jim
Morrison and the doors.
376
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:33,429
Greg likes jim morrison
And the doors, not me.
377
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:37,232
The doors: ♪ the time to
Hesitate is through ♪
378
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:41,303
♪ no time to
Wallow in the mire ♪
379
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:44,873
♪ try now, we can only lose ♪
380
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,944
♪ and our love
Become a funeral pyre ♪
381
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:52,781
♪ come on, baby, light my fire ♪
382
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:56,752
♪ come on, baby, light my fire ♪
383
00:17:56,776 --> 00:18:01,356
♪ try to set the night on fire ♪
384
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:02,858
♪ yeah ♪
385
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,359
Ah, man, alex, I gotta go.
386
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:05,561
I'll see you in school tomorrow.
387
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,963
Ok, don't forget to
Bring my homework, ok?
388
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:08,964
Don't I always?
389
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:11,067
Hey, hey, hey, my dad said
390
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,969
He might get tickets for us
For the indians game on sunday.
391
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:15,170
Your dad is the greatest.
392
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,173
Can he get a ticket
For my brother, too?
393
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,908
Wait. Don't go.
394
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,042
Huh?
395
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,544
Don't go, ok?
396
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,245
Don't walk out
That door. Don't go.
397
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,446
I gotta go. My mom made supper.
398
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,181
No. No, don't leave,
Ok? Don't leave.
399
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,417
Just stay here in this
Room with me forever.
400
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,674
Alex, this is so sudden.
401
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,426
Just... Just listen
To me, ok? Ok?
402
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,161
'cause I can't
Bear to see you go.
403
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:41,197
Alex, 2 14-year-old guys
404
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,199
Should be able to say
Good-bye without crying.
405
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,600
No, you're not 14.
406
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,601
I'm not?
407
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,836
No, well, you are now.
408
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,338
You are now,
409
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,973
But in a... In a blink,
410
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:53,775
You're gonna be 21 like me.
411
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,344
You're 21?
412
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,846
A-and you're gonna walk out
The front door to this house,
413
00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,683
And you're gonna get
Killed in a car accident.
414
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,351
Alex, a simple "Have
A nice day" will do.
415
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,587
Don't go, ok? Don't go.
416
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:07,978
Don't go. Don't...
417
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,792
It's not fair!
418
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,816
It's not fair!
419
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,599
Greg should not be dead.
420
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:20,769
He never hurt anybody.
421
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,537
Why?
422
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:23,572
Why?
423
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:26,341
Don't worry about it, alex.
424
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:27,709
Hey.
425
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:29,844
I'm just a kid.
426
00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:32,347
You're special.
427
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,550
Keep trying. Play fair.
428
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,218
We're proud of you, honey.
429
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,642
Lie down. Take a nap.
430
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,928
Why are you crying, alex?
431
00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:48,697
You got an owee?
432
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:51,834
Yeah, yeah, sort of.
433
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,802
Want me to kiss it
And make it better?
434
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,772
I sure do.
435
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,476
Better?
436
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,633
Much.
437
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,981
Could you come home now?
438
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,549
Uh, pretty soon,
Ok? Pretty soon.
439
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:10,152
I... I just have a few
Loose ends to tie up.
440
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:13,336
I'm gonna go home and
Get some hot chocolate.
441
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,847
Ah-choo!
442
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:28,003
That's me 17 years ago.
443
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,839
Just makes me think...
444
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:34,342
How much I've been
Through in my life already
445
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:36,366
And what it's all meant.
446
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:40,871
I don't wanna die.
447
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:46,354
I... I don't mean... I don't
Mean I don't wanna die young.
448
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:49,357
I don't wanna die middle-aged.
449
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:51,860
I don't wanna die old.
450
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,361
I don't wanna die...
451
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:55,530
Ever.
452
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:58,055
Do you believe in god, alex?
453
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:03,372
That's what this all
Comes down to, right?
454
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:04,728
Doesn't it?
455
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:09,066
That's what I'm tryin'
To figure out here.
456
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,882
Because... Because
If there is a god,
457
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:16,818
Then... Then... Then
Somehow this...
458
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:18,320
All makes sense.
459
00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:21,323
I mean, there's
Gotta be a reason,
460
00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:24,692
Some master plan
In which greg's...
461
00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:27,662
Dying and my living make sense.
462
00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,186
What do you think?
463
00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:35,025
The analytical
Side of me says no.
464
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:40,175
On a straight
Cost-efficiency basis,
465
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:43,878
You can't prove it.
466
00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:46,348
There's no annual report.
467
00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:49,351
There's no pictures of
The board of directors.
468
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,041
I mean recent ones.
469
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,827
And... And there's
A lot of things
470
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:00,851
That just cannot
Be accounted for.
471
00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:08,392
But then there are
These miraculous things.
472
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:12,041
Phenomena of nature
473
00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:13,875
Like, uh...
474
00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:15,644
Like mountains
475
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,146
And oceans
476
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:20,149
And skippy getting
Dressed by himself,
477
00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:22,651
And... And you gotta think
478
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,342
That somebody's
Helpin' out with that.
479
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,514
The answer is yes.
480
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:35,853
I do believe in god...
481
00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:40,502
But not a mean... Not
A mean angry god,
482
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:43,138
Like... Like the
Gods you see on tv
483
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:45,006
That always... You
Know the preachers
484
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:48,031
And... And always asking
You to send them money.
485
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,034
And, um...
486
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,350
And not a groovy god
487
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,040
Like mallory's god...
488
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,044
Matching sweat
Pants and headband.
489
00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:05,827
And not a god like brother
Timothy's god either,
490
00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:08,830
Because I just can't
Believe that god meant me
491
00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:10,521
To stay away from girls.
492
00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:15,359
If he did, he wouldn't
Have made me so cute.
493
00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:26,147
I think god is gentle
494
00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:30,207
And... Forgiving...
495
00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:35,111
And not one special
Form, you know?
496
00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:39,761
I mean, one day, he's a dolphin.
497
00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:44,788
The next day, he's trading
Shares on wall street.
498
00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:47,902
It'd be funny
499
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:50,238
If one day, he got mixed up
500
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,929
And went to wall
Street as a dolphin.
501
00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:55,944
You surprise me, alex.
502
00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:58,279
I didn't think you
Really would believe,
503
00:23:58,303 --> 00:24:00,915
A bottom-line guy like yourself.
504
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:05,119
Yeah. Well, well, part of me
Is a little nervous about it.
505
00:24:05,143 --> 00:24:08,623
I mean, I... I like to
Know what I know,
506
00:24:08,647 --> 00:24:10,792
See it...
507
00:24:10,816 --> 00:24:14,128
Be able to prove
It on a... On a test,
508
00:24:14,152 --> 00:24:16,598
To know it, to
Learn it, and be done,
509
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,633
And I just got a feeling...
510
00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:21,636
That you keep getting
Tested on this one.
511
00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:24,160
So what do you do now?
512
00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:28,744
Well...
513
00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:29,933
Greg's dead...
514
00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:33,270
And I'm alive...
515
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,440
And I can't change that.
516
00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:44,114
But I can keep his memory alive.
517
00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:47,596
I can take...
518
00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,119
His sense of humor...
519
00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:54,436
And his... And his energy...
520
00:24:54,460 --> 00:24:57,272
And his warmth...
521
00:24:57,296 --> 00:25:00,631
And I can make it my own.
522
00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:05,814
I can be the best alex
Keaton that I can be,
523
00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:09,351
And I can use the gifts
That I've been given,
524
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:12,688
And I can take the time
525
00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:15,813
To appreciate the
Beauty in this life...
526
00:25:21,654 --> 00:25:23,131
And I can...
527
00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:24,822
I can be gentle...
528
00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:28,136
And I can be...
529
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,472
Forgiving...
530
00:25:30,496 --> 00:25:31,762
And thoughtful...
531
00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:37,078
And I can make a lot of money...
532
00:25:37,102 --> 00:25:40,081
Because, well, I-I'm
Sure god wants me to.
533
00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:41,583
Because if he didn't,
534
00:25:41,607 --> 00:25:44,608
He wouldn't have
Made me so smart.
535
00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:48,757
I... I wanna... I wanna
Talk a little bit more.
536
00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:50,759
Uh, do we still have time?
537
00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:52,093
Yeah, sure. Sit down.
538
00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:55,096
All right. Ok. I... I got
So much in my head now.
539
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,599
I don't know where to start.
540
00:25:57,623 --> 00:25:59,863
Start from the beginning.
541
00:26:01,627 --> 00:26:04,394
My name is alex keaton.
542
00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:41,342
Sit, ubu, sit.
543
00:26:41,366 --> 00:26:43,033
Good dog.
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