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♪ I bet we've been together ♪
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♪ for a million years ♪
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♪ and I bet we'll be together ♪
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♪ for a million more ♪
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♪ oh, it's like I
Started breathing ♪
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♪ on the night we kissed ♪
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♪ and I can't remember ♪
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♪ what I ever did before ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us? ♪
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♪ and there ain't no nothing ♪
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♪ we can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ what would we do, baby ♪
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♪ without us ♪
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♪ sha la la la ♪
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Excuse me. I'm here
To see mr. Heaney.
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Alex keaton. I have
An appointment.
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Hi, I'm rebecca ryan.
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Mr. Heaney's expecting you.
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He's going to be
Back in just a minute.
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Ah, well. Thank you, dear.
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Our computer is down,
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And he went to get
Today's opening prices
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On the german mark
And the english pound.
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Oh, it's 1.5935 for the pound
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And the mark up 3/10 to 1.93.
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Well, I never leave the house
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Without the day's
Exchange rates.
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Feel naked.
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Well, we'll certainly know who
To call in the future, won't we?
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Oh, listen, do you think you
Or one of the other girls
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Can round me up a cup of coffee?
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The other girls are
Busy, but I'll get it.
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Oh, thanks.
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And a little piece of danish.
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Certainly.
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You're a doll.
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Good morning, alex.
Glad you could come back.
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Oh, mr. Heaney. Thank you.
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I'm pleased to be here.
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Well, alex, why be coy?
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This meeting is
Just a formality.
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We've seen your résumé.
We know you're brilliant.
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You're obviously the
Best man for the job.
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My sentiments exactly.
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Rarely have I seen a young
Man with your lust for money
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Who is not in jail.
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Thank you, sir.
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That means a lot to me.
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Here you go, alex.
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Oh, thanks, hon.
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Oh, I see you've met ms. Ryan.
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Oh, becky?
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Yeah, becky and
I are old friends.
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I think you'll enjoy
Working for her, too.
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Working... For her?
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Yes.
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Ms. Ryan's our vice president
And operations manager
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And the person in charge
Of the internship program.
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She'll be your boss.
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Cream and sugar?
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He's all yours, rebecca.
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Mold him in your image.
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You're my boss?
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Mm-hmm. Surprise.
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Well, I mean, naturally
I assumed that...
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Look, you look more like a
Model than a vice president.
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Thank you.
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Now, what I think you
Should start with first
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Is familiarize yourself
With our procedure manual.
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And then I...
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What are you smiling at?
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Well, you look so cute
When you're giving orders.
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Once you've done that,
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I'd like you to give me
A written assessment
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Of the different
Operating procedures.
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And then I'd like you
To inspect our various...
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Am I being cute again?
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Very.
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Well, you'll get used to it.
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Let's go. Thank you.
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They got to be kidding.
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Ohh!
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Well, uh...
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Either you got that bank job,
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Or richard nixon has
Re-entered politics.
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I got the job!
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Whoa! Congratulations!
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That's great, alex.
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Now you can balance
My checkbook.
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Mallory, I'm a banker,
I'm not a magician.
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Well, exactly what kind of work
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Are you going to be
Doing down there?
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Everything, mom, everything.
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Ms. Ryan was really
Impressed with me.
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She's having me cross-trained
In every facet of the operation.
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Ms. Ryan?
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Yeah, my boss.
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Your boss is a woman?
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I know what you're
Thinking. And you're wrong.
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Having a woman for a boss
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Is not going to be
A problem for me.
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You want jennifer and me to boss
You around a little to get used to it?
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I'll call you if I need you.
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Ok.
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Come on, alex, I'm a
Little disappointed.
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I thought you'd be
A little more upset
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To find out your
Boss was a woman.
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No, mom. You do me
A grave injustice.
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Alex p. Keaton welcomes
A woman as a boss.
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Especially a cute little
Tomato like that miss ryan.
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I've waited your
Whole life for this.
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Make me happy.
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Tell your mom it's killing you.
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Mom... It's going to
Be a piece of cake.
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Look, I'm going to
Help ms. ryan out.
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I'm going to guide her through
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The complex world
Of high finance.
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I mean, I'll throw in a few sensitive
Comments every now and then.
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By the end of the week, I'm
Gonna be running the bank.
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Ms. Ryan is going to be
Running the vacuum cleaner.
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If that wasn't clever enough,
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I convinced him
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To convert all the interest
In his money market fund
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Into muni bonds...
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Take advantage of
His income tax situation
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Using code 253-a of
The new state tax laws.
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What is going on here?
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Oh!
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Uh... Just, uh...
Guy talk. Guy talk.
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You know... Banking,
Money, finance.
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You wouldn't be interested.
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Well, thanks for sparing me.
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I get so confused when
You big, strong men
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Start talking about
Things with numbers.
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I'm just kidding you.
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You know, a
Pretty girl like you,
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You should smile more.
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Show some teeth.
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My office.
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Now.
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Oh! Allow me.
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You know, that's a really nice
Outfit you're wearing today.
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Goes well with the money.
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Whoa.
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Alex, I just finished reading
Your report you wrote for me
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Concerning our
Operating procedures.
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I had a little problem with it.
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Oh, really?
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Gee, I tried not to
Make it too technical.
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I tried to keep it
As simple as I could.
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Let me quote you here.
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"See spot visit the bank.
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"See spot apply for a car loan.
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Apply spot, apply."
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Yeah, that's it.
Where did I lose you?
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I also read the report that
You wrote for mr. Heaney,
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Which was extremely well
Thought out and comprehensive.
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There was some valid criticism
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And some really
Interesting suggestions.
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My report contained
Recipes, diet tips,
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And carpet swatches.
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I know what makes
You gals happy.
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This report is incredibly
Patronizing and offensive.
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Just who do you think
You're dealing with?
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It may shock you to know
That I have a full grasp
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Of the english language.
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And I happen to know a lot
More about banking than you do.
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Well...
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All right. Let's just see
How sharp you really are. Sit.
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Do you know what a
Tax-deferred account is?
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Of course, it's when taxes aren't
Charged till the end of the term.
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How about a keogh?
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Yes, that's a retirement plan
For self-employed persons
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With a minimum balance of $500.
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Kelvin bonds?
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I've heard of those.
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I have had it up to here
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With guys like you.
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I am tired of
Coddling you refugees
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From the women's movement
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Who cannot accept the fact
That women are as good as men.
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Well, let me tell
You something, toots.
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There's nothing you can do
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That I can't do better.
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Oh, really?
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Name it. I could throw a
Football farther than you.
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I could play chess
Better than you.
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I could outrun you. I
Could out-wrestle you.
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I can outbox you.
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Oh, yeah?
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I'm not afraid.
Come on. Right now.
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Get out those chess pieces.
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I don't like your
Attitude, keaton.
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I want a new report from you.
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And I want it to be the best
Report you've ever written.
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And I want it on
My desk by tuesday.
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'cause if it's not there,
Pal, you're out on your ear.
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Got it?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Miss ryan... Sir.
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Come on. Keaton.
You got to loosen up.
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Good-looking fella like
You should smile more.
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Show some teeth.
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Hey.
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Hi, alex.
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Sorry I'm late. What a day.
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Full load of classes
In the morning
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And then an afternoon
With rebecca the hun.
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You're still not getting
On any better with ms. ryan?
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Oh, mom, she's driving me nuts.
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All she does is boss
Me around all day.
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Well, alex. She's your boss.
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Well, it's the way she does it.
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She seems to be
Deliberately picking on me.
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I mean, nothing I do is
Good enough for her.
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I didn't think it would be
Possible to be unhappy in a bank,
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But it's happened.
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Money isn't fun anymore.
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Have you tried talking to her?
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Oh, mom, I've
Tried everything...
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Candy, perfume.
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I even sent her flowers.
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All she does is laugh at me.
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She challenged me
To an arm wrestle.
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I love this woman.
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Yeah, well, I'm at
My wits' end here.
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I have tried every rational
Approach to this problem.
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I'm ready to try
Something irrational.
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Mal.
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Well, what sign is she?
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Moving along.
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Alex, your problem is
That you just don't listen
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To what women have to say.
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I mean, every time a
Woman says something,
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You completely ignore them.
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Maybe I should talk
To dad about this.
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You know the worst part, mom?
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The worst part is, I
Really could have liked her.
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I mean, under different
Circumstances, who knows?
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But she's got this
Attitude problem.
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It sounds like the attitude
Problem is yours, not hers.
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I got it.
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I got it, I got it, I got it.
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Hello.
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Ms. Ryan.
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Well, thank you.
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I'm glad you liked it.
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It means a lot for me to
Hear you praise my work.
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I like that. Ok, I'll be
Right over. Good-bye.
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She, um, she really liked the new
Evaluation report I did for her.
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She wants me to come
Down to the bank right now
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And discuss some
Of my suggestions.
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Sounds like a good chance
To get on better terms.
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You know, she was
Actually civil to me
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On the phone right there.
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00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,723
I don't know.
260
00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:08,092
Maybe you guys were right.
261
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,962
Maybe I've been the
Problem all along.
262
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,799
He does have his moments.
263
00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:19,437
This report is
Really first-rate.
264
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,372
There's a lot of
Innovative ideas.
265
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,707
It's clear. It's concise.
266
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,175
It's intelligent
267
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,178
And only one recipe included.
268
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,058
Well, I didn't want you to think
269
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,615
I'd come around completely.
270
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:34,686
Alex, I'm afraid we got
Off to a really rocky start.
271
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:38,690
I was hoping maybe this report
Could be a new beginning for us.
272
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,925
I'd welcome that.
273
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,260
Ok. Let's get to work, then.
274
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:48,132
All right, listen,
Before we get started...
275
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,737
I want to apologize for
My attitude last week.
276
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:56,107
You were in charge here.
277
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,154
I didn't treat you with
The proper respect.
278
00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:01,078
I'm sorry.
279
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:04,215
I can't tell you how glad I
Am to hear you say that, alex.
280
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,851
I accept your apology.
281
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:11,156
Thank you, miss ryan.
282
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,257
Alex, please, call me rebecca.
283
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,059
Ooh, I don't know
If I could do that.
284
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:18,930
I mean, I'm not that bold.
285
00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:21,732
It's not in my nature.
286
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:27,137
Really, please, it's ok.
287
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,607
Ok, rebecca.
288
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,842
I'm going to use it sparingly.
289
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,814
You know, rebecca...
290
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:40,317
These past few
Weeks, while difficult,
291
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:43,721
Have been a real learning
Experience for me.
292
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,257
Rebecca...
293
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,506
I have never known anybody
294
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,643
Who knew as much
About money as I do.
295
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,668
I have always been interested
In money, same as you.
296
00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:59,037
While the other girls
Were playing with dolls,
297
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:02,239
I was busy trying to make gold
By melting down barbie's hair.
298
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:07,245
So was your dad a banker, too?
299
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:08,912
No, actually, he was an artist.
300
00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:10,448
Ooh, I'm sorry.
301
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,620
You know...
302
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,970
These are the first
Personal words
303
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,891
We've ever exchanged.
304
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:22,839
I mean, this is like the
First time we've ever talked.
305
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:26,497
You know, I must confess
That even when we were at odds,
306
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:29,633
I couldn't help but
Like you a little bit.
307
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:30,935
Yeah, I know.
308
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:38,710
It's hard to
Totally not like me.
309
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,480
I'm gonna go get
Last week's printouts.
310
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,016
I'm really glad we're
Going to get along.
311
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,593
This is great.
312
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,196
She is great.
313
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:01,832
I'm great.
314
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,136
We're great together.
315
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,206
Is it just me,
316
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,355
Or is there something
Great going on?
317
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,647
You are an irresistible guy.
318
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,083
She's a gorgeous girl.
319
00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:21,485
It does not take a mathematician
320
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:24,221
To see what this adds up to.
321
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,624
Face it, keaton, she wants you.
322
00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:34,498
She is being competitive
323
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,667
To channel her desires
324
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,656
Into socially
Acceptable outlets.
325
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,107
Like arm wrestling,
Kick boxing...
326
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,877
She can't keep her hands off me.
327
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,681
She can't keep her feet off me.
328
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,282
Here we go.
329
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,311
We should start
With new accounts.
330
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,190
Isn't this great?
331
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,493
The greatest.
332
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,063
You know, there's
Something about a bank
333
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,898
In the moonlight.
334
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:12,136
Golly, here we are,
Locked in here alone.
335
00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:16,473
All that money is
Right behind that door.
336
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,109
It's exciting, isn't it?
337
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:19,910
Yeah.
338
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,336
That was a mistake, wasn't it?
339
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:32,256
I can't believe you did that.
340
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,092
I thought that's what
You wanted me to do.
341
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:39,831
I mean, you invite a
Guy to a bank at night.
342
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:45,047
I mean, what did
You expect me to do,
343
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:48,038
Open a savings account?
344
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,075
This is a business
Relationship, period.
345
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:55,045
Yeah, well, I don't have business
Relationships with women, ok?
346
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:57,781
It's unnatural.
347
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,621
Hey, dad.
348
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,955
Oh, hi, alex.
349
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,790
What are you doing up?
350
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,671
Oh, I'm making some
Cocoa for andy.
351
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,873
He's having a little
Trouble falling asleep.
352
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,629
Daddy's cocoa...
353
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,939
Both: not available
In any store.
354
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,880
I used to make it for you
355
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,882
On those nights when
You were a little upset.
356
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:23,540
Say you'd only gotten a
98 on a test or something,
357
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,343
You'd be up in your bed crying.
358
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,912
It used to calm you down.
359
00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:30,247
Yeah, I remember.
360
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:33,651
We'd stay up all night,
Talk about politics.
361
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,285
Then I'd start crying.
362
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,436
Well, how did things go
At the bank with miss ryan?
363
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,692
What happened?
364
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,594
I don't know, dad. I don't know.
365
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,731
I make one little mistake.
She blows up at me.
366
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,233
What did you do?
367
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,269
Well, it started out fine.
368
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,171
She complimented me.
369
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,106
I complimented her.
370
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:58,742
We talked about our
Childhoods, families.
371
00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:02,045
We could not have been happier.
372
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,281
Well, that doesn't sound
Like much of a mistake.
373
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:05,716
Then I kissed her.
374
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:08,585
Ooh.
375
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,489
Men cannot work with women, dad.
376
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,660
Not with the woman as a boss.
377
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:20,197
Especially not a pretty woman.
378
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,266
Alex, that's ridiculous.
379
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:25,669
I mean, who started this
Women's movement, anyway?
380
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:30,708
I mean, 30 years ago
Everything was great.
381
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:34,411
Right? Men worked.
Women stayed at home.
382
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,480
Everyone knew who was boss.
383
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:37,848
Everyone was happy.
384
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,663
The next thing you
Know, it's the sixties.
385
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,821
You turn around... There's
A women's movement.
386
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:47,424
I was born too late, dad.
387
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:49,371
I should have been
Born in the fifties.
388
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:53,697
Even then, you'd be a little
On the conservative side.
389
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,566
The 1750s.
390
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:04,341
Even then, you'd be a little
On the conservative side.
391
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,513
Yeah?
392
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:10,847
Hi, I'm rebecca ryan.
393
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,827
Oh, yes. Of course, come in.
394
00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:14,084
It's not too late, is it?
395
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,387
Oh, no, not at all. Please...
396
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:17,888
Cocoa?
397
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:21,158
No, thanks.
398
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:23,360
Dad, I'm waiting.
399
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,797
Ok, but you know the rules,
400
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,233
Only three pitches
After midnight.
401
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,501
Four.
402
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,969
Four. Ok, ok.
403
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,608
If you followed
Me home to fire me,
404
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,943
You wasted a trip.
405
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,545
I quit.
406
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,848
Alex, I don't want you to quit.
407
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,784
Ok.
408
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,285
You quit.
409
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,726
Alex, we have a very
Real problem here.
410
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:59,596
Now, you are too valuable to
The bank for me to let you go.
411
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:03,200
You're also much too
Annoying for me to let you stay.
412
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,836
You see my problem?
413
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:08,272
Well...
414
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:11,041
Analyzing this on a
Cost/benefit basis,
415
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,043
The question is this...
416
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,913
Am I more valuable
Than annoying?
417
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,837
I know that's a question
My family's been asking...
418
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:25,355
For some time now.
419
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,091
Well, what did
They come up with?
420
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,592
They're split.
421
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:35,399
Alex, why is it so hard for
You to deal with the fact
422
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,536
That I'm an intelligent
Woman and I'm your boss?
423
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:42,039
Look, I think I'm
Handling it very well.
424
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:47,378
I don't know. I guess I
Always think of women
425
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,513
In one of three ways.
426
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:53,617
Comforting,
Nurturing, like my mom.
427
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,788
Irritating and
Irrational, like my sisters.
428
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,658
And romantic prospects.
429
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:04,094
Which is everybody else.
430
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,945
There is another category, alex.
431
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:13,236
Oh, yeah? What's that?
432
00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:14,638
Friends.
433
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,073
How can we be friends?
434
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:17,386
We don't really trust each other
435
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:19,321
We don't really
Communicate with each other.
436
00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:21,357
We don't really
Understand each other.
437
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,947
But we have something else
438
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,283
That is even more
Important than that.
439
00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:29,487
We have something that
Transcends these common bounds
440
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:32,089
And bonds us in a way
That nothing else can.
441
00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:33,591
What's that?
442
00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:35,325
Money.
443
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:40,264
We both love money.
444
00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:43,333
We adore money.
445
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,436
We can't get enough of it.
446
00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:50,240
I love when the bills get old.
447
00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:57,047
So soft and crinkly,
448
00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:59,349
I'd make a pillow out of them.
449
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,186
Oh, what about new bills?
450
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:06,924
Crisp bills that don't
Have a fold in them yet.
451
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:11,328
Oh, there is nothing like
The smell of new money.
452
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:15,744
The smell of new
Money on a rainy day.
453
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:18,702
A little fire going...
454
00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:22,540
Ahh. Ahh.
455
00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:28,011
Love that green.
456
00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:35,218
I think our relationship
Can be as strong
457
00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:37,688
As the dollar itself.
458
00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:43,260
I'm really... I'm
Really, really sorry.
459
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,998
So what do we do now?
460
00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:50,634
Well, what do you say we
Find a level of friendship
461
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,103
That's comfortable
For both of us?
462
00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:55,316
Well, are you sure that
You want to work with me?
463
00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:57,953
I mean, I have been
This way a long time.
464
00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:01,277
I'm not sure I can change.
465
00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:02,779
You'll be fine,
466
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:04,226
And we'll be friends
For a really long time.
467
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:06,216
You'll see.
468
00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:07,851
How do you know?
469
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,387
Just call it boss' intuition.
470
00:23:13,358 --> 00:23:16,660
So I'll see you at
9:00 tomorrow?
471
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,329
Sure thing.
472
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:19,930
Boss.
473
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,635
Man: sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
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