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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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Okay, Andy, these are
your choices for dinner:
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Stewed beef, stewed prunes,
stewed peas, stewed figs,
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or chocolate fudge ice cream.
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Says he wants the ice cream.
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Does he know that this is not
as nutritious as the other things?
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He does...
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But he says you've
got to live a little.
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Hi, guys.
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God, you look awful,
Dad. You're all flushed.
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You feeling all right?
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I feel fine.
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You sure you're
not getting sick?
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Of course I'm
sure. I don't get sick.
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I guess you just look
awful for no reason, then.
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That's right.
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You see, it's all a
matter of mind control.
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You can't give in to sickness.
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You gotta face it head-on
and tell it, "Get lost, brother,
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you're not using my
body for your wild party."
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He's delirious.
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Well, I better get Andy out
of here before he catches it.
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What...? I am not sick!
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I'll go get the thermometer.
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I'm not si...
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Look, I don't care if we
do need the exercise.
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The car broke down, we
should've taken a cab home.
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The car broke down?
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I wasn't gonna waste
my money on car fare.
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And there's nothing
wrong with a brisk walk.
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Well, where did it break
down? A brisk walk?
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Mom, you overtook
a moving train.
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Look, if I was going too fast,
Alex, you should've told me.
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I tried to, Mom. The jet stream
behind you drowned out my voice.
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Hi, guys.
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Steven, where'd you come from?
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Uh, it's, uh, it's
not important.
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Look, just please tell me,
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where is the car now?
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Oh, it's up on 23rd and Hill.
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I'm gonna call a tow
truck. No, don't do that.
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I'll just, uh, drive over
there and take a look at it.
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Hey, Dad? The car is dead.
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You're not gonna
be able to fix it.
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What did it do before it died?
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I don't know, made
some kind of a noise.
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Was it like, um...
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brr-rr-rr-rr-rr-rr-rr-rr?
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Vv-vv-vv-vv-vv.
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Rar-rar-rar rar-rar-rar.
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Roww-roww-roww-roww
roww-roww-roww?
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Roww-roww-roww,
tick, tick, tick.
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Tick, tick, tick,
tick, tick, tick.
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Chik, chik, chik, chik?
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Sounds like a
private conversation.
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I'll come back later.
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Obviously the problem
was in the carburetor.
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The choke must have closed up.
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Uh, all you had to do
was stick a screwdriver
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in the top of the carburetor
to get it started up again.
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How'd you know that?
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Well, it's very basic,
Alex. Auto mechanics one.
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Anyone who drives a car
should know that sort of thing.
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You know, Steven, you're right.
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Well, what if Andrew were sick,
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and I'm taking
him to the doctor,
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and the car breaks down?
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Mom, at the speed you walk,
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you'd be better off
leaving the car at home.
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You know, Elyse, if you'd like to
take an auto mechanics course
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there's a good one over
at the community college.
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Wait a minute, uh, Dad.
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Mom in an auto mechanics class?
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That'd be like you taking
a course in embroidery.
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Embroidery, hm. You
know, I've always...
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Dad.
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Wait a minute, Alex,
what are you trying to say?
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Oh, come on, Mom.
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Women do not belong in
an auto mechanics class.
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Men are just naturally
superior in that field.
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Oh, well then,
maybe you can tell me
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why you couldn't fix the car.
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I could've.
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If I'd had gloves.
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Proper tools.
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A mechanic.
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Alex, women can fix cars
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as well as men.
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All right, Mom, all right.
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What if you're...
fixing a transmission,
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and you break a nail?
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Or you have to give birth?
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Oh.
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Alex, if you're so sure
about your point of view,
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why don't you take that
course with your mother?
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All right. All right, I will.
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But only to prove my point.
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Mom, I'm gonna be twice
the mechanic that you are.
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Ha!
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Ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha!
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Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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I'll come back later.
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All right, if you all
gather round here.
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Uh, right around here,
we can get started.
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What's in the briefcase?
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Oh, uh, Wall Street
Journal, Fortune Magazine,
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latest economic forecast
for the third quarter of '86.
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I'm glad someone had the
good sense to bring that stuff.
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Thank you. Okay.
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Now, the basic goal of
this course is to provide
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an understanding with
how an engine works,
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and to make simple
repairs when it doesn't.
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Uh, excuse me?
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Yeah, what is it?
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I was wondering if you
could tell us a little bit
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about how your
grading system works.
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Glad to. No grades.
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Yeah, well, what
I mean is... Is...
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Let's say I'm better at
automotive mechanics than...
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Oh, let me pick
someone at random...
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This lady. Alex.
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No, no, come on,
Mom, let me finish.
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Let's say I'm
better than she is.
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Now... Now how do I know
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I'm gonna get the
proper recognition?
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I'll weld a gold star
to your forehead.
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Fair enough, fair enough.
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Okay, now we're
gonna start by identifying
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different parts of the engine.
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Now, what I'm gonna
do is, I'll point to a part
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and anybody who
knows what it is,
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just yell it right out. Okay?
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And... Huh?
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How about you, there,
uh, Mr. Wall Street Journal?
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What's that called?
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Uh, well, let me see.
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That, um...
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Its, uh, its name, uh...
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Is... Is derived
from the Latin root,
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um...
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Car... Carparticus.
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It's a fan belt.
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If you wanna use
the vulgar term for it.
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All right, does anybody
know what this is here?
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Hm?
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Huh? How about
you, lady. Come on.
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Oh, uh, Sam, Sam.
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Uh, this...
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This lady is my mother.
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Recently released
from the kitchen.
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She doesn't know
that much about cars,
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so try not to embarrass her
in front of the whole class.
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It's the carburetor.
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Right. Sorry to embarrass you.
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Okay, does anybody
know what this is?
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Uh, that's where
you pour the water in,
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so it's the radiator, right?
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Very good! Okay.
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Now let's see if you can
make it three for three.
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What's that? Oh,
that's easy, spark plugs.
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Hey, this lady's hot.
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I mean, she's on a roll.
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She knows her way
around an engine here.
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Can we get back to work, please?
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Since you're so anxious to
get back to work, come here.
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I got a special job for you.
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Well, certainly,
Sam. I'm your man.
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You recognize real automotive
talent when you see it.
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I do.
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And while your mother shows us
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the rest of the
parts of an engine,
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why don't you go get
me a cup of coffee.
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Wait a minute. Me?
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Yeah, you. You can recognize
a coffee machine, can't you?
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It's derived from the Latin
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"coffee machinicus."
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One hundred and two.
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Gotta admit it now,
Dad. You're sick.
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I'm not sick.
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Here, Dad, I heated up a
nice can of soup for you.
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Make you feel better.
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Thank you, Mallory. I will eat
this because you made it for me,
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not because you think I'm sick.
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It's a little thick, Mallory.
How much water did you add?
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Water?
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Oh, hey.
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How'd the class go?
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Why don't we ask
the teacher's pet?
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That's not fair, Alex.
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No, I'll tell you
what's not fair, Mom.
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Being sent to get coffee
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while your mother
plays Mrs. Goodwrench.
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Did anything else happen
we should know about?
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No, no, no, nothing
else happened.
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Here, Alex, let's put
some ice on that hand
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before it swells up.
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Are you sure nothing
else happened?
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I... I don't know how
they could expect anyone
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to change a tire with
that rusty old jack
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and not hurt themselves.
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Alex, you hurt yourself
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trying to take the
jack out of the trunk.
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Okay, all right. I admit,
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I got off to a bad start today,
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but I assure you I'll
be better than her.
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In fact, I'm gonna be the
best student in the class.
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And I won't have to be
the teacher's pet to do it.
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Alex. This is not a competition.
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We are taking
this class to learn.
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No, Mom, you... You
read books to learn.
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You take a class to show
how much you've learned.
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To get A's. To...
To be the best.
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To beat your mom.
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"To Beat Your Mom,"
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isn't that the Harvard motto?
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Okay, all right. All right.
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Make your little
jokes at my expense.
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But don't come to me
when your cars break down,
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because I'm gonna be the
one who's laughing then.
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Don't come to me to
recharge your carburetors.
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Not this guy.
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You recharge batteries,
not carburetors.
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I knew that.
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Watch carefully, Skippy.
You're about to see
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an automotive
genius at work here.
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Now, this goes here.
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This goes here.
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And this goes right...
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Then what?
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This thing is impossible
to put together.
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There isn't a
student in this class
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who's gonna finish this project.
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Mom did.
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No.
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Admit it, Alex. Mom's just a
better mechanic than you are.
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You're just saying that
because she's your mother.
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Hey, Alex, how's
your project coming?
254
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Fine, Mom, fine.
255
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:42,385
Looks like you're
having a little trouble.
256
00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:43,586
Uh, no, no. As a matter of fact,
257
00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,053
I was just about to show Skippy
258
00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:48,123
how to put this together
blindfolded. Right, Skip?
259
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,126
Oh, yeah, right, right.
And then, after that,
260
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,162
he's gonna put it together with
both arms tied behind his back,
261
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:57,054
while his entire body is
submerged in a tank of water.
262
00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,370
Well, if you need my help,
263
00:11:00,394 --> 00:11:01,770
I'll be happy to work with you.
264
00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:02,838
Help?
265
00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:06,175
Oh, Mom, who do you
think you're dealing with?
266
00:11:10,569 --> 00:11:11,814
Hey. Hey.
267
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,616
Hey. Hey.
268
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,807
Welcome to Cave World.
269
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:21,157
Hey, uh, Mrs. Keaton, this
is a buddy of mine, Clete.
270
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,659
And he's got a little problem
he'd like to discuss with you.
271
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,793
Oh, what is it, Clete?
272
00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:26,262
Well, Nick here
told me about how
273
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,364
you fixed his
bike the other day.
274
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,900
He said you're a
real grease monkey.
275
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:35,171
Oh, Nick, you always
know just what to say.
276
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,073
Could you take a look at my car?
277
00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:40,977
The engine is really
cutting out at high rpm's.
278
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:44,814
It's beginning to
get on my nerves.
279
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:48,050
Well, uh, maybe
the plugs are fouled
280
00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:49,752
or the injection system
might be too rich.
281
00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:52,254
Let's... Let's go take a look.
282
00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:53,789
I can't believe this.
283
00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:57,581
My mother is the underworld's
mechanic of choice.
284
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,596
Hey, Alex.
285
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,265
What are you doing
with that motor there?
286
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:03,932
He's been trying to
put it together all day.
287
00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:06,068
It took my mom five minutes.
288
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,770
Hey, here, you know,
let me help you out.
289
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,538
I mean, you know, the
first thing you gotta do
290
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,307
is get comfortable
with your motor.
291
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:14,676
What do you want me to do,
Nick? Take it out to dinner?
292
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,578
Hey, wait, you know,
I'll get you started here.
293
00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:18,714
All right, now,
uh, give me that.
294
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,751
Okay, and, uh,
hand me those gears.
295
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,986
All right, give me that plate.
296
00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:26,656
Go get me a cup of coffee.
297
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,323
All right. Okay.
All right, Nick.
298
00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:31,693
Look, I am supposed to be
doing this, not you. Come here.
299
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:35,398
Hi, everyone.
300
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,968
Why does your Dad
sound like Lauren Bacall?
301
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,370
He's sick. No, I'm not.
302
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,773
And I don't sound
like Lauren Bacall.
303
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,741
I'm sorry, I... I meant...
304
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,243
you look like Lauren Bacall.
305
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,145
You wouldn't be
having this trouble
306
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:51,914
if you weren't
undershifting, Clete.
307
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,250
You know, you've gotta
wind it out in third gear.
308
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,085
Be more aggressive
and for God's sakes,
309
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,021
stop babying that engine.
310
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,355
Thanks, Mrs. Keaton.
311
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:02,513
Oh, it's my pleasure.
312
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,650
Are you going with anyone?
313
00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:11,634
Over here.
314
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,169
Hey, yo, Nick, Mal,
315
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,670
I gotta take you
for a ride in this car.
316
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,305
You have got to
hear this engine hum.
317
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,340
All right, let's go.
318
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:22,544
I hope I didn't spoil a
fun evening for you, dear.
319
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:24,380
Steven, what are
you doing out of bed?
320
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:25,914
I... I'm gonna take
you back upstairs.
321
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:28,884
Elyse, I want to help him
put together the starter motor.
322
00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:30,786
No arguments, Steven.
323
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,788
Uh, you're too sick
to be walking around.
324
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:33,889
I'm not sick!
325
00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:36,659
Why does everybody
want me to be sick?
326
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:39,650
Because we love you, dear.
327
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,802
Alex, how are you
gonna put this together?
328
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:50,605
What I need is to see
one of these in one piece.
329
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,607
My mother's is in the kitchen.
330
00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:54,698
I'm gonna take a glance.
331
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,814
Whoa.
332
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,383
This is where it
all begins, Skip.
333
00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:04,253
This is what starts the car.
334
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:07,412
I thought the
key starts the car.
335
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:09,691
What did you think, Skippy,
336
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:11,793
that the key wasn't
connected to anything?
337
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:13,930
That there was nothing
underneath the hood?
338
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,253
Yes.
339
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:21,704
Let's see.
340
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,338
That goes there,
341
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,007
that goes there.
342
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:28,043
I still can't see how
the connection's made.
343
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,879
Gonna have to disconnect it.
344
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,647
What if you can't
put it back together?
345
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:35,017
Come on, Skippy, I'm
unscrewing one bolt.
346
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,674
A baby could put
it back together.
347
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,462
Do you think your
mom's gonna notice?
348
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,479
I can't believe I took
this whole thing apart.
349
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,414
This project is due
tomorrow, Skippy,
350
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,150
I gotta... I gotta put
this back together.
351
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:09,685
But you don't know how.
352
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,854
Alex, you're never gonna
get this working again.
353
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,923
I gotta get it a-at
least into one piece
354
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,324
or she's gonna
know I messed with it.
355
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,426
Alex, I'm shocked.
356
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,894
If you don't tell
your mom about this,
357
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,428
she's gonna go into
that class tomorrow
358
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,565
thinking it works
fine, and she'll flunk.
359
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,768
She'll have to go back to
automotive kindergarten.
360
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,936
She'll be a little embarrassed.
361
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,338
That's all.
362
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,673
I can't believe
I'm hearing this.
363
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,241
You want me to admit
that she knows how
364
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,476
to build a starter
motor and I don't?
365
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,013
Oh, I'm sorry, I... I don't
know what I was thinking, Alex.
366
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,169
Uh, why don't you just slap me?
367
00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:45,254
Look, Skippy,
368
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,922
I may be doing this
for my own reasons,
369
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,724
but... But she is too.
370
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,759
You know, in the brutal
world of auto mechanics,
371
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,195
it's every man for himself.
372
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:56,654
Especially if that
man i-is your mother.
373
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:15,050
Oh, Alex, that's not right.
374
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,642
Why don't you ask?
375
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,827
What's a mother for?
376
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:28,986
If not to rewire her
son's starter motor?
377
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:33,668
All right. Who
wants to go first?
378
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:35,137
How about you, Al, huh?
379
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,372
Let me hook your starter
here, right up to the battery.
380
00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:39,608
Aw, look, Sam,
w-what's the point, really?
381
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:40,742
I mean, who am I kidding here?
382
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,477
My starter motor
is not gonna work.
383
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,579
I don't know the first thing
384
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,280
about putting these
things together...
385
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:50,419
I gotta admit, you
surprised me, kid.
386
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:51,953
Let me hand it to you.
387
00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:54,090
I had you figured for a lox.
388
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,225
But you hung in there
and you learned something.
389
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,326
Right. Sure.
390
00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,917
Next.
391
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,833
I don't believe it.
392
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,400
It worked.
393
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,236
Well, I... I have a little
confession to make.
394
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,072
Uh, last night I went
downstairs to... To get some milk,
395
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:12,307
and I... I sort of ran
into your starter motor,
396
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,999
and I... I sort of
fixed it for you.
397
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,714
You fixed it? Well,
it was all wrong.
398
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,653
Well, w-why did
you do that for me?
399
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,187
I wanted to help you.
400
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,757
I mean, we're in the same
class, and the same family...
401
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,092
Mom, I feel terrible.
402
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:32,260
Well, why? You'd have
done the same for me
403
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,397
if you knew that my starter
motor was gonna blow up.
404
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:37,066
I know that, Mom,
but... Blow up?
405
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,567
Yeah.
406
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,536
When... When you
say "blow up," do...
407
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,339
Do you mean that
any starter motor
408
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,074
that's hooked up
that way will blow up?
409
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,743
That's right. Like,
say, for example,
410
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,479
i-if your starter motor was
hooked up that way it would...
411
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,448
Blow up. That's right.
412
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,285
All right, not bad.
413
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,220
Two for two, we're
really cooking here.
414
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,455
Thank you.
415
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,656
How about, uh,
our star pupil next?
416
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,958
Elyse, is it ready?
417
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,293
It's all ready, Sam.
418
00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:06,662
Uh... Don't do it.
419
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:07,963
Huh? Why not?
420
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,298
Uh, well... Well, because we...
421
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:12,067
We all know she's an
expert and, uh, and...
422
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,969
And really, it's a
waste of the class' time,
423
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,372
not to mention a waste of
electricity that could be used
424
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:20,242
to start underprivileged
people's starter motors.
425
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,510
That's a lovely sentiment, kid,
426
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:22,611
but I got a class to run here.
427
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:23,812
No, uh, you don't understand.
428
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,147
Excuse me.
429
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,982
Hit the deck!
430
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:42,220
Do you know anything about this?
431
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,069
Jennifer, what are
you doing down here?
432
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,339
You're supposed to be
upstairs playing cards with Dad.
433
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,641
He said he wanted
to take a rest.
434
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,076
And you fell for it?
435
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,378
Jennifer, you know we can't
leave him alone for a minute.
436
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:58,881
He's gonna get out of bed
and try to sneak downstairs.
437
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,182
Mom will kill us.
438
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,850
I just feel sorry for him.
439
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,718
He says he hates being sick.
440
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:06,155
He thinks he's letting
us down or something.
441
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,390
I know, but if he
doesn't stay in bed
442
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:09,691
he's never gonna get better.
443
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,816
Let's go check on him.
444
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:26,742
Dad!
445
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,666
Steven!
446
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,569
Dad?
447
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,393
Is Alex home yet?
448
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,897
I thought he was
coming home with you.
449
00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:49,986
We went in separate cars.
450
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,971
Well, I'm tired.
451
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,073
I'm gonna hit the
old bedroom trail.
452
00:19:58,097 --> 00:19:59,374
Nighty-night, sleep tight.
453
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,110
Night.
454
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:03,678
It's 5:00, Alex.
455
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,203
Jennifer, I need to talk
to Alex alone, please.
456
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,844
Alex, what do you
have to say for yourself?
457
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,783
I got an A on my starter motor.
458
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,297
Look, I'm sorry, Mom.
459
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,967
I just wanted to sneak a
peek at your starter motor
460
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,935
to see how you put it together.
461
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,471
If you wanted my help,
you should have asked for it!
462
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,506
I'd have been more
than happy to help you.
463
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:32,741
I know.
464
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,676
I just... I couldn't
bring myself to admit
465
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,578
that I needed your help.
466
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:40,682
So instead you took my
help when I wasn't looking.
467
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,618
I'm sorry, I should
have had the decency
468
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:45,154
to admit that you're a
better mechanic than I am.
469
00:20:45,178 --> 00:20:47,244
It's more than that, Alex.
470
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,459
All right. All right, Mom.
471
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,995
You... You've beaten me down.
472
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,651
I'll say it.
473
00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:00,869
Women can do anything
474
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,826
men can do...
475
00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:08,377
And should never be pre-judged
476
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,479
on the basis of
sexual stereotype.
477
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,248
I said it.
478
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,950
It's more than that...
479
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:18,220
You mean I said it for nothing?
480
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,888
Alex, we...
481
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:22,558
We got into an auto
mechanics course
482
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,125
to learn a few things.
483
00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:27,328
But you turned it into some...
Some major competition.
484
00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:29,397
I mean, what
difference does it make
485
00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:32,968
who is better at auto repairs?
486
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:38,206
You're right, Mom, I mean,
what difference does it make?
487
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:40,175
Although I could've
been better than you if I...
488
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:41,777
Alex, please...
489
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,212
Sorry.
490
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,915
You-You are my son
and I love you very much,
491
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:51,119
but sometimes you are
so incredibly stubborn.
492
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,821
Sometimes you're just so proud
493
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:55,257
that you can't even
admit that you're wrong.
494
00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:57,692
And we both know
where you got that trait.
495
00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,461
Yeah.
496
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,563
From you.
497
00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:04,266
No, not from me,
from your father.
498
00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:07,135
He's too stubborn to
admit that he's even sick.
499
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,203
He doesn't want to admit
500
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:10,039
that anything has
got the better of him.
501
00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:11,996
Just like you.
502
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:16,044
I guess we are
alike in that way.
503
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,814
It's just so unnerving
to realize that there are
504
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,149
some things in your
life that you can't control.
505
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,451
Honey, you... You put so
much pressure on yourself.
506
00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:25,353
Sometimes I lie awake
in the middle of the night
507
00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:26,554
worrying about you.
508
00:22:26,578 --> 00:22:28,390
You do?
509
00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:32,260
I want you to have
a happy, healthy life.
510
00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:33,996
But... But you're
gonna be so busy
511
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,330
trying to be better
than everyone
512
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,994
that you're not
gonna let it happen!
513
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,438
I'll take it easy, Mom.
514
00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:44,639
Promise.
515
00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:47,097
You promise to ask
for help if you need it?
516
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:49,867
I promise.
517
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:53,047
Listen, Mom, I...
518
00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:55,250
I wanted to tell you
that I am proud of you
519
00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:57,419
for being the best
mechanic in our class.
520
00:22:57,443 --> 00:22:59,755
Thank you.
521
00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:03,291
And, uh, I want to ask
your help with something.
522
00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:04,993
Very good.
523
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:07,128
What is it?
524
00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:09,853
The car broke down
on the way home.
525
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:17,105
It's at the intersection
of 6th and Franklin.
526
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:19,796
I'll get my tools.
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