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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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Okay, Andy. You ready?
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Okay.
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This is him. This is the guy
I've been telling you about.
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Seventy-four years old,
he still has his own teeth.
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I mean, this is everything
you'd want in a president.
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Alex.
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Put this away,
you'll frighten him.
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Well, there you go again, Dad.
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Republican.
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Waiting for Adam? Adam who?
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Adam Galardner, the boy
you've been walking to school with
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every day for the past week.
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Oh, him. Yeah.
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I think Adam's a wonderful boy.
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Yeah, well, he's really
nice and smart and funny.
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And he likes baseball
as much as I do.
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He's the boy I've been
looking for my whole life,
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only shorter.
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We're going to the
sixth-grade dance together.
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That's terrific, honey.
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Yeah, well, it was really
romantic how it happened.
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We were playing softball, and
he was catcher for the other team,
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and I was on third.
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I tried to score
on a ground ball,
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but he was blocking the plate.
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I barreled into him, and
I asked him to the dance
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as soon as he
regained consciousness.
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That's how I met your dad.
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Come on, Alex,
stop. Ma... Mallory.
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Come on, just help
me out here, will you?
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Mom, Dad, make
Alex leave me alone.
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What's the problem?
There's no problem.
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Look, I... I have to write
a paper o-on IQ tests
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for my Psych class.
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Now, I have to
submit two examples.
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Now, I got a smart example,
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and now I need
another one for contrast.
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I don't understand.
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See? You'd be perfect.
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Alex, IQ tests are not
an accurate measure
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of a person's intelligence.
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Elyse, you and I took IQ
tests in college, remember?
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I vaguely recall I scored...
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seven and one-half
points higher than you did.
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As I said, they're not accurate.
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Mom, I, uh... I
sincerely beg to differ.
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Statistics show that this
new Cosgrove-Roge IQ test
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is accurate to
within five points.
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I myself scored 137,
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which is within a few
points of genius level.
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This being an example
of the five-point variability.
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Alex, I don't wanna
take your stupid test.
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It's not a stupid test, Mallory.
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It's an intelligence test.
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If it were a stupid
test, you'd do well on it.
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Look, there's no
way I'm gonna do this.
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All right, I'll give
you 10 bucks.
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Well, okay. All right.
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Give you the test
after school, Mallory.
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Where is he?
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Waiting for Adam?
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Adam who?
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Jen, come on, we all
know he's your boyfriend.
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You got nothing to hide
from us. We're family.
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We support one another.
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It's not, uh... It's not like
we're gonna make fun of you
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or anything.
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Okay, I guess he's...
sort of my boyfriend.
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Okay.
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♪ Jennifer's got a boyfriend ♪
Mom.
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♪ Jennifer's got a boyfriend ♪
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Alex, stop
tormenting your sister.
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Mom, I just started.
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Hi, Adam. Come on in. Hey, Adam.
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Hi, Adam. Hi, everybody.
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Uh, I got you this new Reds hat.
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Oh, thanks. That
was very nice of you.
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Alex.
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You ready to go, Jennifer?
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Yep. Come on.
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Pardon me. Just, uh,
drop by anytime, Adam.
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Have fun. Bye.
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Whoa.
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Okay, get it out
of your systems.
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Awww.
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He's so cute. He's
nice. Great height.
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So who do you think is
the best first baseman?
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Uh, Steve Garvey.
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Well, who do you think
is the best shortstop?
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Jennifer Keaton.
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In the major leagues.
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Any league.
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You excited about
the dance, Jennifer?
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Yeah. Are you?
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I guess so.
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Well, what's the matter?
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I'm just not a very
good dancer, that's all.
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Neither am I.
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What are we gonna do?
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Let's bring our baseball
mitts, just in case.
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Okay. But we have to take
them off before we dance.
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Hey, kiddy.
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I have a great idea.
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Let's finish eating
our lunches outside.
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We can't eat outside.
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Well, then let's
just skip lunch.
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Adam, what's wrong with you?
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I've just suddenly
lost my appetite.
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Adam.
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Hey, Galardner.
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Just leave me alone, Rick.
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Knock it off, Rick.
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Hey, who's this,
Galardner? Your mother?
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Very funny.
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Let's go, Jennifer.
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Where're you going, Galardner?
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Not scared of me, are you?
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Is that why you're never in the
same places I am, Galardner?
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Hey, I asked you a question.
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Oh, nice hat.
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Let me see it.
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All right, yeah?
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Yeah.
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I'm warning you,
Rick. Leave him alone.
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Ooh.
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Hey, tell your girlfriend to
get out of my way, Galardner.
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Hold it right there.
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Come on, Alex. That's the fifth
time you've gone over my test.
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I couldn't have done that bad.
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Mal... Mallory, look, I'm...
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I just gotta go over these
figures one more time, okay?
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Something must be wrong here.
My calculator must be broken.
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All right, I'm gonna go upstairs
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and go over these one more time.
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No. No, listen. Hey, Alex.
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I appreciate you trying
to spare my feelings.
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But I wanna know my score.
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Well, Mallory, I...
I really don't think
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you should torture yourself.
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Mal... Mallory.
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I got a 139. You got a 137.
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I'm two points
smarter than you are.
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Now, Mallory, don't jump to...
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I mean, you can't possib...
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♪ I'm smarter than Alex ♪
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No, give me... What's
the matter, Alex?
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Afraid of my being your
intellectual superior?
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Who wouldn't be, Mallory?
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Mallory, give me that.
Hey, what's going on?
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Look, Mom, my IQ's two
points higher than Alex's.
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No, it's not.
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Don't any attention to that.
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I gotta get to a phone.
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No, not the phone.
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No. Mallory.
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Mallory, um, I just...
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I just didn't add up
the figures correctly.
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Aha. Poor math skills.
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Mallory scored two points
higher than Alex on an IQ test.
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Whoa.
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What do you make of this, Elyse?
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Well, I... I guess
Mallory's brighter
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than her grades at
school would indicate.
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I always knew she had my brain.
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What do you mean, your brain?
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I... I meant our brain.
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Our brain? Yes.
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Our collective brain,
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of which you have custody.
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
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Hi, darling. Sweetheart.
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Listen, I have something
to tell you guys.
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Hm? What is it?
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I sort of got in trouble
at school today.
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I sort of punched a
guy in the stomach.
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And that's when you
sort of got into trouble?
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Sort of.
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Uh, are you all right?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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The principal gave me
this note to take home.
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He was in a bad mood
when he wrote that,
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so take it with a grain of salt.
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Why did you hit this boy?
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Because he was a big creep.
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And because he was
about to beat up Adam.
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Well, you should've
known better, Jen.
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You should have
called a teacher.
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There weren't any around.
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Honest.
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It says here you'll have
to stay a half an hour
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after school every
day this week.
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Why don't you go
up to your room?
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We'll talk about this later.
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Okay. And I'm sorry.
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But he was a big jerk.
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He had it coming.
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Well... Hm.
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I hope she understands
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the extreme gravity
of this situation.
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Oh, I'm... I'm sure
she does. Yeah.
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I wish I'd been there to see it.
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Hope she really
decked that creep.
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I-it was wrong. Oh, yeah.
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All around. Yeah. Yeah.
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Quite wrong.
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Adam. Come on in.
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I can't stay, Mrs. Keaton.
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May I speak with Jennifer?
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Yeah... Jennifer! Come on down.
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Hi, Adam. ADAM: Hi.
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Hi, Adam.
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Listen, you don't have
to thank me or anything.
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I mean, it's over. Let's
just put this thing behind us.
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I just came by to tell you
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to get someone else to
go to the dance with you,
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'cause I never
wanna see you again.
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Y-yes, yes.
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I am quite sure I administered
your Cosgrove-Roge test
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correctly, sir.
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Well, no, the... The
purpose of my call, sir, is this:
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My sister
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is a moron.
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Yet your test labels
her as a genius.
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Now, I would like to speak
to the head of your company.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Idiots.
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The intelligence
business is full of idiots.
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How you doing? Just...
Just, uh, one more to go.
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There.
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Okay.
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Now, if you do well on this,
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it'll prove the test
has no credibility.
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All right. Let's prove it.
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According to this, Skip,
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you have no IQ.
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Well, it's better than
I did the last time.
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Hold it. Maybe I'm
making too much of this.
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I mean, it... The test is
obviously incorrect, right?
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I mean, Mallory
must realize that.
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She... She's probably forgotten
about the whole thing by now.
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Where'd you get that stuff,
Mallory, Brains Are Us?
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Oh, Alexander.
261
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:05,895
Your, uh, quasi-clever remarks
are simply wasted on someone
262
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:09,253
of my smartitude.
263
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,436
Mallory?
264
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:16,104
I need your advice.
I have boy troubles.
265
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,563
Adam still won't
converse with you?
266
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,432
Yeah.
267
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:23,913
Look, Jennifer,
maybe if you acted
268
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,148
more like the girl
he expects you to be,
269
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,884
he'd get over it sooner.
270
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:30,419
Well, how do I do that?
271
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:31,654
Well, here.
272
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:34,990
Oh, no.
273
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:37,293
You... You dropped your book.
274
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,360
Thank you.
275
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:40,417
Aw, don't mention it.
276
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,032
See, Jennifer.
277
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,616
That's all you have to
do to get Adam's attention.
278
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,637
Uh...
279
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:53,042
the male species is enamored
by this kind of behavior.
280
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:56,078
It gives them an
exaggerated sense
281
00:13:56,102 --> 00:14:00,038
of their own... importacity.
282
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,221
I've always felt that way.
283
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:09,558
Jennifer, Mallory
is totally wrong.
284
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:12,228
Now, perhaps her methods
of obvious manipulation
285
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,630
will work on somebody
of Skippy's intelligence.
286
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,099
Thank you.
287
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:18,935
But... But they
won't work on Adam.
288
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,759
Now, guys like Adam
and I... Adam and me.
289
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,840
Adam and me.
290
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,509
Know all about these... These
silly games that women play,
291
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,678
and we just humor
'em to keep 'em happy.
292
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,813
Now, my advice to you
293
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:33,849
is just don't play
games and be yourself.
294
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,384
Jennifer, what you have here
295
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:38,020
are a couple of
conflicting opinions.
296
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,823
And I suggest you take
the one which emanated
297
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:43,392
from the more
intelligent individual.
298
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,530
Okay, all right. That's it.
299
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,164
That is the last straw, Mallory.
300
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:52,267
I challenge you to an
IQ test rematch tomorrow,
301
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,737
after school, right here, 5:00.
302
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:55,938
I accept.
303
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:57,038
You know, I could beat you
304
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,830
with one brain tied
behind my back.
305
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,211
Yeah, you and what army?
306
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,347
I want you, Mallory.
307
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,136
I want you!
308
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,982
Hi, Adam.
309
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,019
Long time no speak.
310
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,526
Whoops.
311
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,065
You dropped your books.
312
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:37,868
Thanks.
313
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,884
Come on, Adam.
This is ridiculous.
314
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,519
How can you do
that to me, Jennifer?
315
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,153
Everyone in the school
thinks I need a girl
316
00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:46,355
to do my fighting for me.
317
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,491
Look, Adam, I know how you feel.
318
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:52,528
But I wasn't trying
to make you look bad.
319
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,330
I just wanted to help you.
320
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,698
I mean, just because
I'm a fighter and you're not
321
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:59,657
doesn't mean you
should feel embarrassed.
322
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:03,939
I admire you for
being above violence.
323
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,195
I wish I was.
324
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,480
Hey, Galardner.
325
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,704
I see you got your
bodyguard with you.
326
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:18,053
She's not so tough now
that you're ready for her, Rick.
327
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:19,521
You said it.
328
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:23,625
Did I say you could go
anywhere, Galardner?
329
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,394
I don't like wimps who
have their girlfriends
330
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,263
do their fighting for 'em.
331
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:30,254
I think you need somebody
to teach you a lesson.
332
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,339
You're not gonna hit me.
333
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,941
Pfft! Oh? And why's that?
334
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,909
If you hit me, you'll get
in trouble with the school
335
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:43,079
and your parents.
336
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,513
That'll make you real mad,
337
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,848
and you'll probably beat me
up again and get suspended.
338
00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:49,652
Maybe even sent
to reform school.
339
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,788
While you're there, you'll
probably try to escape.
340
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,523
They'll catch you and
put you away for life.
341
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:58,049
You could throw your whole
life away with just one punch.
342
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:02,765
You could still hit me,
343
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,189
but I don't think you will.
344
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,337
You creep. You'd
better hold her back.
345
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,938
I'm ready for her
now, and I'll kill her.
346
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,206
I'm not holding
her back for you.
347
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,630
I'm holding her back for me.
348
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:16,412
It's my fight.
349
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,846
Okay with me, let's go.
350
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,182
You're pretty tough,
aren't you, Rick?
351
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,785
Beating up girls and kids
that are smaller than you.
352
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,586
Kick any puppies on
your way to school?
353
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,043
A couple.
354
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,194
Go ahead. Beat me up.
355
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,429
And if that doesn't satisfy you,
you can beat me up tomorrow
356
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:35,898
and the next day
and the day after that
357
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:39,101
till you get it out of
your stupid system.
358
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:42,004
Come on. That's
what you want, isn't it?
359
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:44,606
Aw, leave him alone, Rick.
360
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:46,342
Come on, he doesn't wanna fight.
361
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,210
Yeah.
362
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,178
Yeah, he's not worth my time.
363
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:51,969
Let's go, boys.
364
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:15,494
Finished.
365
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:23,311
Just a minute. Just a minute.
366
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:25,480
Okay. There.
367
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,816
Well, add up the scores.
368
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,718
With pleasure.
369
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:32,087
Okay, Mallory, I assure
you this will prove to you,
370
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,223
once and for all,
who is the smartest.
371
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,512
Smarter.
372
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,696
I knew that.
373
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,686
Me knew that.
374
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,372
I knew that.
375
00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:52,240
Okay.
376
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:54,210
So?
377
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:58,736
A hundred and
thirty-eight for me.
378
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:00,605
And...
379
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:07,255
a hundred... and...
380
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,731
I got 140. Hey, look.
381
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:19,368
We took the test again,
and I did better again.
382
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:20,903
Well.
383
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:23,226
This can't be possible.
384
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:28,699
My world is crumbling around me.
385
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,814
It's no big deal, Alex.
386
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,817
You can adjust.
387
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:38,020
A person of, uh,
your intelligence
388
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,744
can still lead a normal life.
389
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,959
He doesn't look good, Elyse.
390
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:01,499
Lucky thing he's not
smart enough to know it.
391
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,504
Mom, Dad.
392
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:10,975
I'm not...
393
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,789
dumb, am I?
394
00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:17,058
You're...
395
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:20,362
You're a nice boy, Alex.
396
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,576
Hi.
397
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,878
Oh. Oh, cheer up, Jennifer.
398
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,814
What's there to cheer up about?
399
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,682
I mean, Adam's
still not talking to me,
400
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:43,886
which means we're not going to
the sixth-grade dance together.
401
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,387
Well, I'm sorry
about that, honey,
402
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,290
but even so, you should
be happy for Adam.
403
00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:50,259
He stood up to those bullies.
404
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:53,095
Well, I guess so.
405
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,563
Okay, I'm not gonna
worry about it anymore.
406
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,600
I'm putting Adam Galardner
out of my mind once and for all.
407
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:01,104
It's Adam.
408
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,908
Hi, Adam. Come on in. Hi.
409
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,332
It's Adam.
410
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,047
Come on in, Adam.
411
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:15,973
Uh, Mrs. Keaton and I were
just going upstairs to, uh...
412
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,277
Install solar
panels on the roof.
413
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,895
The... The... The... The roof.
414
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,430
Right. Right.
415
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,867
Uh, they... They didn't work
very well in the basement. Uh...
416
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:35,659
Ha-ha-ha-ha! I
just... Oh, my gosh.
417
00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:44,882
Adam. Jennifer.
418
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,073
Go ahead.
419
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,810
Look...
420
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,390
Listen,
421
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:56,592
I never got to thank you
422
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,760
for sticking up for
me the other day.
423
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:03,065
I mean, I know
you only did it...
424
00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:05,267
because you didn't want
my face to get smashed in.
425
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:08,436
But you stuck up
for me today too.
426
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:09,938
I mean, weren't you scared?
427
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:11,773
Nah.
428
00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:13,642
Yeah, a lot,
429
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,266
but I didn't want you
to know I was scared.
430
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:19,414
Well, I couldn't tell.
431
00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:20,549
Really?
432
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:22,139
Really.
433
00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:26,287
Okay, I could tell.
434
00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:28,490
But I don't care.
435
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,125
I...
436
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,193
I like you, Adam.
437
00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:33,917
Even if I'm not a tough guy?
438
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,354
That's why I like you.
439
00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:39,635
Look, if we're gonna be friends,
440
00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:42,037
we've gotta get over
this boy-girl thing.
441
00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,506
We can't get hung up
on this old-fashioned idea
442
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:45,907
of what a boy is supposed to do
443
00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:48,076
and what a girl
is supposed to do.
444
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,278
I agree.
445
00:22:49,302 --> 00:22:50,501
Good.
446
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,984
Well...
447
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:57,986
I guess I'll see you tomorrow.
448
00:22:58,010 --> 00:22:59,988
Adam?
449
00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:03,958
As... As long as we're
speaking to each other,
450
00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:07,128
maybe we should celebrate
by going somewhere together.
451
00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:09,098
You mean like the dance?
452
00:23:09,122 --> 00:23:12,155
The dance, what a nice idea.
453
00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:15,637
That was so nice of you to ask.
454
00:23:15,661 --> 00:23:18,595
You always know
just what to say.
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