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Last week on Family Ties:
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I still can't get
used to it, you know.
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I don't have a dad anymore.
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Don't worry, Ma.
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I'm here. Elyse is here.
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We're gonna help ya.
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A lot of ghosts here, Elyse.
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Being here just
brought it all back.
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My dad, the
problems, the fights.
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Dad always liked you, Rob.
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Are you kidding? Me
and Dad: "Woosh."
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You and Dad: "Woosh."
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It's so odd being in this house.
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I mean, I know I'm
married, I'm 40 years old,
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I got four kids.
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But lying in this
bed, in this room,
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I'm telling you,
I'm 10 years old.
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A lot of ghosts here,
Elyse. A lot of ghosts.
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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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Well, it took an hour
of singing and rocking,
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but I finally got
Andrew to sleep.
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Let him cry, Elyse.
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You don't wanna spoil him.
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Well, he's in a new place.
I think he's a little nervous.
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You let Daddy cry
when he was a little boy?
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Uh-huh.
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We didn't believe in
over-coddling our children.
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Heh. Well, that's funny
because Mom said
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that you spoiled Dad so much
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that by the time she
got him, he was...
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I'll go check on Andrew.
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Anyway, uh, you want me to
put these boxes in the hallway...?
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I don't think I spoiled Steven.
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I-I don't think I actually
used the word "spoiled," May.
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Uh, anyway, it was
mostly in the area of food.
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What kind of food?
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I-It was nothing.
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You know, we can organize
these boxes by size...
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How did I spoil him with food?
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Okay, come on, break it
up, you two. Break it up.
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Look, it's all right for Grandma
to spoil one of her children.
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Mom spoiled me.
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It's only natural.
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I'm her... I'm her favorite.
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That's not true, Alex.
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Don't... Don't try to
hide it, Mom. It's...
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It's only natural. I
mean, uh, Darwin.
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Survival of the cutest.
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Who's this Darwin
guy, a friend of yours?
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I don't have any
favorites, Alex.
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That's okay, Mom.
That's all right.
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You don't wanna talk
in front of the M-A-L.
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That's okay. This
guy, number one.
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Well, we have an offer.
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You have an offer on the house?
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Yeah, have it here,
Ma. Looks real good.
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I don't know how good it
looks. Take it easy, Steve.
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Well, did you get the
price you asked for?
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Very close.
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Well, what's the problem, then?
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Well, I'm thinking
maybe we can get more.
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Oh, come on, Robert.
We've been through this.
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That's a fair price.
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I'm not so sure
it's a fair price.
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I happen to have some expertise
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in the real estate
area, don't forget.
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What expertise?
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Maureen. My wife.
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Her father was a realtor.
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So, what does that make
you, a realtor-in-law?
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Go ahead, make fun.
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But if Dad were here,
he would agree with me.
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He would say,
"Let's get our price."
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He would, and you know it.
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And he'd be wrong.
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Sure. Well, Dad
was always wrong.
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I was always wrong.
Everyone was always wrong,
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Steve, except you.
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You're wrong, Rob.
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That's not what I said.
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Now, boys, stop it.
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What is wrong with holding
out for a few more dollars?
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I mean, why is getting
more money a sin?
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It's just not the
right time, that's all.
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This is not an easy time for Ma.
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The faster we get it
over with, the better.
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It's worth a few dollars to
save her that aggravation.
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All I know is Dad
sweated for 40 years
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to pay off this house.
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I am not letting it go without
fighting for every penny.
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Robert. Look, Rob,
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this isn't gonna be one
of your special deals,
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you hear me?
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What's wrong with you?
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Can't you see
you're upsetting Ma?
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Mom's all right.
You're the problem.
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You haven't changed,
Steven. Mr. Emotional.
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Mom's upset, so let's
get her out of here today.
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This minute. Yeah, sure.
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Never mind we're
getting taken in the deal.
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Why don't we just
give the house away?
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Hey! Who wants a free house?
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What I said makes sense.
This is a painful time for Ma.
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Let's get it over with.
She belongs at the Oaks.
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All her friends are
there. Let's get her there.
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She'll get there.
There's no big rush.
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It's simple math,
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something you were
never too terrific at.
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If we keep the
house on the market,
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we get a lot more.
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What does "more" mean?
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She doesn't need
more, she needs out.
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You're wrong.
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If we take this price,
Mom goes to the Oaks,
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we're going to run out of
money that much sooner.
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Then how are we
going to support her?
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We'll worry about that
when the time comes.
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Oh, heh, they don't make
'em like you anymore, Steve.
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All heart, no brains.
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Boy, Dad needed to watch you.
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Now I've gotta look out for you.
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I mean, you're
still the same kid
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who gave away a brand-new
bike to the orphanage.
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What was wrong with that?
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It was my bike.
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You never rode it.
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I never got a chance.
I turned around,
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Sister Mary Francis
was pedaling it away.
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Why are you bringing
this up now, Rob?
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That was 30 years ago.
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It'll be 32 years in May.
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The point is you don't
think like a normal person.
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I mean, you never did.
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You don't think like Dad,
you don't think like me.
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You think like you.
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Yeah, and that's very
dangerous in the real world, Steve.
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You can't talk to me this
way, Rob. Not anymore.
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I've come here to make
sure Mom gets the very best.
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I don't want her hurt now.
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Who the hell are you,
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coming here telling me
what's best for Mom?
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I'm here every day.
I do her shopping.
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When she gets
sick, she calls me up.
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When she has troubles
in the middle of the night,
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I'm the one who comes over.
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Where are you, Steve?
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Where are you when
your mother needs you?
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I'm asking you.
Where the hell are you?
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Because you're
sure as hell not here.
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Steven, get out
here this minute.
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What's with him?
We're late already.
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What's this? Why
aren't you dressed?
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I'm not going.
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What do you mean,
you're not going?
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I'm not going. I'm staying home.
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What's the matter, Steven?
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Why don't you wanna come?
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I just don't want
to. That's all.
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Grandma knows.
It's okay with her.
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But it's not okay with me.
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When I say the family
goes, the family goes.
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Now, you get upstairs
and get dressed this minute.
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No.
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You say no to your father?
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Yes. I mean, no.
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Both.
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Maybe Dad needs to
talk to Steven alone.
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Come on, Robbie.
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I can't believe you.
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You're gonna get killed.
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I love Grandma.
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I wish we could go
there twice a week.
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All right.
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I'm gonna say this
quietly and only once.
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You are gonna go up the stairs,
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you're gonna get dressed,
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you're gonna get out in the car,
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and you're gonna go to Grandma's
like a normal human being.
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Dad, I go to school
five days a week.
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I work every day after
school and Saturday.
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So? So does every
kid in America.
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So it's Sunday. It's my day off.
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I should be able to do
what I want to on my day off.
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You know what my father would
do if I talked to him like that?
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He'd take out the strap? Yeah.
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I'm not afraid.
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You're not afraid?
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Actually, I'm petrified,
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but I decided that I was
gonna make a stand today.
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This is your stand?
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Yeah. I should be able to
visit Grandma when I want to,
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not when everybody else does.
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By the way, I'm going
over there tomorrow.
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Who are you?
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Are you from this
planet or what?
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Dad.
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It's me, Steven.
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This figures to be a pretty
one-sided conversation, Dad,
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but there are some
things I have to say to you.
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I can just hear you saying:
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"Why do you have to bother
me when I'm lying down?"
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I wanna tell you I'm sorry, Dad.
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I'm sorry for making
it so hard for you.
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There's so much I
wanna take back,
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make right. God.
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It all went by so fast.
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I wish I could do it
all over again, but...
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Then again, I don't
think I could stand it.
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I just couldn't take
Geometry again, Dad.
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Three times should
be enough for anybody,
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you gotta understand.
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I'm a father of four kids now.
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Two sons, just like you had.
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I hear you in me, Dad.
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I hear you when I tell Alex
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not to dribble the
ball in the house,
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or tell Mallory not to
come home too late,
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or Jennifer to finish her milk.
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I hear you,
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and I have a much
better understanding
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of what you went
through with me.
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I've learned from you, Dad.
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And I promise you now
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to use what I've learned
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to make the best life
I can for my family.
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Yeah.
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I'll say goodbye now, Dad.
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But we'll talk again.
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I just want you to know
I love you so much.
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I always did.
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Did you hear any of this, Dad?
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Do you hear me?
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It's me, Steven.
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Your son.
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Hey, morning, Dad.
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Morning, Alex.
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What you got there?
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Some of Grandpa's old papers.
255
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:13,909
Anything interesting?
256
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,578
Yeah, here's something
you might enjoy.
257
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:18,213
Prospectus for a brand-new
company called IBM.
258
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,582
Huh.
259
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,417
See what Grandpa
wrote in the margin.
260
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,418
Ah, let's see.
261
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,387
"This company will be successful
262
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,389
on a scale we can
only begin to imagine."
263
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,646
Knew I got it from somewhere.
264
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,862
My dad was very
shrewd financially.
265
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:35,231
Of course he was
shrewd financially, Dad.
266
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,622
You don't just get someone
like me by accident.
267
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:42,070
It takes, uh... It takes
generations of breeding.
268
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:45,140
Of nurturing that
one special gene.
269
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:46,831
The finance gene.
270
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,045
Well, I didn't get any of it.
271
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:52,003
Well, it skips a
generation, Dad.
272
00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:57,453
That means your
kids won't get it.
273
00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,211
Don't even joke about that.
274
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,527
So how much did
grandpa invest in IBM?
275
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,628
Nothing.
276
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:06,763
Nothing?
277
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:07,763
No.
278
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,553
Wh...? I don't get it.
279
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:13,336
See, your grandpa
was great at pickin' 'em.
280
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,937
But he was just too
nervous to really risk
281
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,973
his own family's
money, not in a big way.
282
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,877
He must have known he was right.
283
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,577
I always do.
284
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,679
A lot of these men who
went through the Depression,
285
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,548
it colored everything they did.
286
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:26,949
They'd seen it all collapse,
287
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,952
and they never really believed
it wouldn't happen again.
288
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,343
Life insurance.
They believed in that.
289
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,658
Savings banks.
290
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:39,561
Five percent,
compounded quarterly.
291
00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:42,453
Small dreams, but safe.
292
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,600
You know, I remember the, uh,
293
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:48,538
first day I figured out
what savings banks
294
00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:50,573
were really all about.
295
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,474
You know, if they were
able to pay you five percent
296
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,575
to use your money,
297
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:55,410
you could bet they
were making a lot more
298
00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:58,247
than five percent
on it themselves.
299
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,638
I remember I came running
home to tell you about it.
300
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,986
I remember.
301
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,344
Your kindergarten
teacher was furious.
302
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,458
Yes, Miss McCullough.
303
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,415
No head for
business, that woman.
304
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,664
It's funny, isn't it?
305
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,000
You live a lifetime,
this is what's left.
306
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:22,037
My dad reduced to a
stack of papers and files.
307
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:23,973
Such a complex man.
308
00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:29,045
I really loved him, Dad.
309
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,747
I know. He loved you.
310
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:35,051
Yeah, well, we were a lot alike.
311
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,286
You know, sometimes, uh,
312
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:41,224
after you and I have a big
talk or a political discussion,
313
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:42,725
and I'd be sitting
there thinking:
314
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,669
"How did I get
into this family?"
315
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:52,434
I'd comfort myself
by thinking of him.
316
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,525
You know, I could
see the connection.
317
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,274
Sometimes late at
night, I'd give him a call.
318
00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,542
I didn't know that.
319
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:00,976
Yeah. He'd get on, I'd say:
320
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,068
"Grandpa, quick. Three reasons
why liberalism can never work."
321
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,518
I don't imagine he had any
trouble giving them to you.
322
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:10,542
No.
323
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,523
I feel close to Uncle Rob too.
324
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,591
Well, that's nice.
325
00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:18,928
I wish I felt closer
to him sometimes.
326
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,784
He's a good man, Dad.
327
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:26,368
He, uh... He's a lot more
like you than you think.
328
00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:27,703
He just shows it differently.
329
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:30,573
When did you become so
wise about people, Alex?
330
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:34,777
Well, Dad, I know a
lot about conservative,
331
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,079
financial-type older brothers.
332
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,223
It's my specialty.
333
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,685
Rob and I had some
good times as kids.
334
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,454
It's funny how the years
color your memories.
335
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,790
I know you're going to
find this hard to believe,
336
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:48,957
but when you're older,
337
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:50,693
some of your fondest
memories in the world
338
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,597
will be of Jennifer and Mallory.
339
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,453
That is hard to believe.
340
00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,668
Morning, Alex. Hey,
morning Uncle Rob.
341
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:00,936
Hey, did you see
the paper today?
342
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:01,937
Bromwell Electronics?
343
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,072
Up three and three eights.
344
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,496
Yeah, ha-ha-ha.
That's a good boy.
345
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,445
He's a terrific kid, Steve.
346
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,981
You should be proud of him.
347
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,183
I am. He likes you too, Rob.
348
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,052
And he respects you.
349
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,609
Well, if not the father,
at least the son, huh?
350
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,693
Robbie, we have to talk.
351
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,727
I realize, uh,
352
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,463
you and I have been at
odds for a long time now,
353
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,597
and, uh, there's a lot
354
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,299
of unfinished
business between us.
355
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,567
You're not going to bring up
the baseball card thing again,
356
00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:33,903
are you, Steve?
357
00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:35,807
I didn't take your Joe DiMaggio.
358
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,218
How'd we grow so far apart, Rob?
359
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,354
I don't know.
360
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,522
One day, you were
my little brother,
361
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,157
tagging after me
with a bat and a ball,
362
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,826
shouting, "pitch
'em in. Pitch 'em in."
363
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,328
Next year, this snot-nosed,
know-it-all teenager
364
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,097
telling me what a
terrible human being I was
365
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,433
and how my values
were all wrong.
366
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,736
You always pitched 'em
in to me, didn't you, Rob?
367
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,205
Even when you
were with your friends,
368
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,372
the big guys,
369
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:12,641
you always found a
minute to come over
370
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,065
and pitch in a few.
371
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,279
I suppose I got a little
annoying with that, huh?
372
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:19,281
Ah, I'll be honest
with you, Steve.
373
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:20,538
You were a real pain.
374
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,485
I didn't mean to be.
375
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,520
I idolized you, Rob.
You were my big brother.
376
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:26,856
I wanted to be like you.
377
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,991
Hey, you remember when
you were in the fourth grade,
378
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,125
I got you on the baseball team
379
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:31,260
with all the ninth grade guys?
380
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,995
We used to sit
around the locker room
381
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,099
and talk about sex.
382
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,567
I was always trying
to be so grown up.
383
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,302
I was the only
guy in fourth grade
384
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:41,993
pretending he had kids.
385
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:47,810
When did I become
such a bad guy, Steve?
386
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,111
When did that happen?
387
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:52,981
You were never a bad guy, Rob.
388
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,084
I think it was me.
389
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:56,584
Maybe it didn't feel
like Dad loved me,
390
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:57,786
I don't know.
391
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,488
You guys were
always close. I was...
392
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:01,979
I was the outsider.
393
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,651
Dad loved ya, Steve.
394
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:11,315
He thought you were
unbelievably weird, but...
395
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,425
he loved you.
396
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,997
And he knew you loved him.
397
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,380
I love you too, Rob.
398
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:26,870
You're my big brother.
399
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,059
Hey, look, uh, you know,
400
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:39,761
I was just talking
to Mom, and, uh...
401
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,564
Well, she really wants to move.
402
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,733
Well, the sooner she does
it, the easier it'll be for her,
403
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,668
so maybe you're right.
404
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:50,639
What's another $5000
against the time she has left?
405
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:51,740
Oh, I don't know, Rob.
406
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,409
You know a lot
more about this stuff.
407
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,044
I mean, you're
here. You know best.
408
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:59,281
Steven. I'm taking
your financial advice.
409
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,616
This is a big day for us.
410
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,374
Don't blow it.
411
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:10,526
Well, this is the
last of it, Dad.
412
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,995
Mom went upstairs
to change Andrew.
413
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,698
Thanks. What about
Jennifer and Mallory?
414
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,054
Who?
415
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:20,903
Your sisters.
416
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:23,038
You sat next to them on
the plane for three hours.
417
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,640
Oh, yeah. Those two.
418
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,675
Uh, yeah, well, they're
helping Mom with Andrew.
419
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,278
Sit down for a minute, Alex.
420
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,146
Yeah, sure, Dad, uh,
421
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,582
something wrong?
422
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:34,838
Mm-mm.
423
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,876
You've become a
good-looking young man, Alex.
424
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:51,700
Thanks... Thanks, Dad.
425
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,123
You're a...
426
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,559
good-looking older man.
427
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,097
You're a knockout.
428
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,378
No, I mean it.
429
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:05,347
You were... You were
pudgy as a kid, that's all.
430
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,015
I was worried for a while.
431
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:11,052
Well, uh, thanks, Dad.
432
00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,221
Can't tell you what it
means to a guy my age
433
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:16,079
to know his dad thinks
he's good-looking.
434
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,653
I was afraid you had too
much Uncle Harold in you.
435
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:30,205
He, um... He had a
little weight problem.
436
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,895
That's only one guy, Dad?
437
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,479
He was a nice man.
438
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:39,615
Big booming laugh.
439
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:42,751
Gosh, he's been dead for...
440
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,385
20 years now.
441
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,409
Oh, Uncle Wally.
442
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,159
He's dead too.
443
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:55,230
Aunt Edna, Cousin
Janet, Uncle Les.
444
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,534
They're all dead.
445
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,661
All dead.
446
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:08,165
Well, this has been fun.
447
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,849
I got a date tonight.
448
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:14,873
Thank God.
449
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,153
It's amazing, Alex, isn't it?
450
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,322
There's a little piece of
all these people in you.
451
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:21,357
Little movements,
452
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,758
a smile,
453
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:23,792
the way you tilt your head.
454
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:25,894
Sometimes when
you walk a certain way,
455
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:28,419
you're the spitting
image of your Aunt Ethel.
456
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:35,738
Wow, that's a real confidence
builder before a date, Dad.
457
00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:37,606
It's family, Alex.
You can't escape it.
458
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,073
Yeah.
459
00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:40,075
Oh, go ahead. I'm sorry.
460
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,075
I didn't mean to keep ya.
461
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:43,734
No problem, uh.
Okay, night, Dad.
462
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,252
Good night, Ethel... Alex.
463
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,045
Boys, now you
are late for dinner.
464
00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:52,547
I want you to go wash up...
465
00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:54,683
Hey, guys, no dribbling
in the living room.
466
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,585
Milton Berle's on TV tonight.
467
00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:57,986
Can I go over to Butchie's...?
468
00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,355
Oh, you're such a
sweet boy, Stevie.
469
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,391
Next time, Mrs.
Kretzer, I promise.
470
00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:04,159
You broke his pipe.
471
00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:05,594
I'm coming, Mom.
472
00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:07,228
I'm sorry, Dad.
473
00:23:07,252 --> 00:23:08,764
I'm coming, Mom.
474
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:12,134
That's him. That's Uncle Milton.
475
00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:13,601
MILTON BERLE: I lost my sheep,
476
00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:14,837
looks like you lost your shape.
477
00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:17,106
Ladies and gentlemen...
478
00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:18,606
I'm home, Mom.
479
00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:20,064
I'm home.
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