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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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Okay, Doug, it's to
you. You in or out?
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I don't know.
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What do you think
I should do, Alex?
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Play your own hand
for once, will you, Doug?
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Come on, Lyle, the Dougster
can't play his own hand.
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It's a fact that's been
documented for years.
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He needs me.
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All right, Doug, I
think he's bluffing.
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All right.
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I'll call you, Clancy.
What do you got?
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Straight to the jack.
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Ha. A pair of threes.
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Amazing.
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All right, all right.
So we lost, Doug.
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At least we lost with dignity.
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You know, in a way
that's better than winning.
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I'd rather win.
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Next week's game
is at Flaum's house.
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Come on. See you, Alex.
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Hey, Flaum, Flaum, leave
the bowl, leave the bowl.
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You guys are animals.
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See you guys later.
See you next week.
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All right, Dougie,
here's what we gotta do.
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We'll clean this place up,
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slap together a couple
of roast beef sandwiches,
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go in the living room and
watch Bridge on the River Kwai.
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Sounds great. I can't stay.
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Wait a minute, Dougie,
what are you talking about?
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Don't break tradition here.
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After every game,
I count my money,
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you clean up, and then
we go watch a movie on TV.
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Sorry, Alex, I can't tonight.
Someone's picking me up.
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Who?
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I met a girl.
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A girl? You?
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Heh. I couldn't
believe it either.
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We're going to a movie
at the North Town.
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Wait a minute, you're
telling me you'd rather
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go out with a girl than
help me clean up?
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I know it sounds
crazy, but yeah.
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That's her. I know her ring.
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Here I am,
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amore mio.
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Sometimes, when we're alone,
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we speak Italian to each other.
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It's the language of love.
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I'm in the kitchen, amore.
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Thank you, Doug.
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Th... That's very sweet of you.
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Mr. Keaton, I-I thought
you were Eleanor.
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Uh, no, I'm me. Right.
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This is Eleanor.
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Hi. Nice to have met you.
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Nice to meet you.
Oh, uh, arrivederci.
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What?
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Oh. Well, this is him,
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Alex P. Keaton,
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my best friend.
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Isn't he cute?
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Doug.
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This is her, Eleanor Lee,
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the girl.
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Isn't she cute? Doug.
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Hey, you're both so cute.
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Doug. Doug.
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It was very nice
meeting you, Alex.
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Uh, yeah, same here.
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Listen, we're
running a little late.
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We better get going if we
wanna catch this movie.
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Unless you'd rather stay.
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We could go some other night.
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What, and miss Bambi?
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All right. Okay,
Doug, don't forget,
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Friday night, third annual
Milton Friedman lecture.
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Absolutely. Wouldn't
miss it for the world, Alex.
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I'll be there.
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We were going to my
sister's on Friday, Doug.
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Have to miss it,
Alex. Sorry, no way.
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See you later. Bye.
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Alex, you wanna go
for ice cream with us?
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No, thanks, Dad. No,
Doug's coming over.
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We're gonna watch
True Grit on TV.
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It's his favorite
movie. Are you sure?
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Yeah, I'm sure. I'm kind
of looking forward to it.
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You know, I haven't
seen Doug in awhile.
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Yeah, it's gonna be great.
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Just the two men
watching a man's movie.
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The Duke.
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You guys go ahead. ELYSE: Okay.
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There he is.
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Hey, Doug. Hey, Alex.
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Eleanor.
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Hi, Alex.
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Alex, I had a great
idea. I brought Eleanor.
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Talk about your great ideas.
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Alex, I hope you don't
mind my joining you guys.
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Doug said you wouldn't.
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Mind? Hey, why should I mind?
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Yeah, why should he?
Yeah, why should I?
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Well, I mean, I am intruding
on what's supposed to be,
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you know, guys' evening.
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Ah, it's true.
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Okay, Doug,
movie's about to start.
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What movie? What do
you mean, "what movie?"
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Doug, it's True Grit. It's
your favorite movie, Doug.
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Not anymore. Now it's Yentl.
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Yentl?
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I saw it last week with Eleanor.
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Your favorite movie
used to be True Grit,
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and now it's Yentl?
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That's right, Alex.
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I'm evolving, I'm
broadening my horizons.
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I'm... What's the
third thing I'm doing?
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You're learning how
to think for yourself.
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Well, I'm real happy
for your progress, Doug,
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but True Grit is what's
on this TV tonight.
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True Grit will be fine,
Alex. I never saw it.
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It's no Yentl.
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Could you pass me
Eleanor's hand please?
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Ah, sure. Thanks.
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This is great, isn't it, Alex?
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It's a dream come true, Doug.
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Um, what's wrong with Alex?
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Hm? What do you mean?
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Well, just a few minutes
ago he came up to me
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out of the blue and
gave me a big hug.
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What's wrong with that?
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I was in the shower.
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That is a little strange.
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You know, Alex hasn't been
himself the last two weeks.
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Doug's been spending
so much time with Eleanor
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that Alex never gets
a chance to see him.
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I think he's lonely.
He needs a friend.
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Shh. Here he comes.
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Hi. Hi, Alex.
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Hey. Hey, how did
that shower turn out?
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Uh, fine.
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Oh, wow, that's great.
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Oh, you smell good.
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Oh, oh, wow,
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Mom, pregnancy exercises.
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Can I do some of these with you?
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Oh, I've already done
mine today, honey.
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May... Maybe tomorrow.
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Hey, Mal. Hey,
Mallory. Hey, listen,
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can I... Can I drive
you down to the mall,
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you know, we'll go
shopping together?
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Uh, I went shopping
yesterday, Alex.
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I have no money left.
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I can't catch a break here.
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Hey, Jen.
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Hello.
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Got any dolls you
want to dress up?
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My dolls are all
dressed, thank you.
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We could strip a couple down.
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Alex, why don't you just pick
up the phone and call Doug?
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Come on, Mom, what
does Doug have to do
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with a young man's
natural desire to dress dolls?
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Alex, if you miss Doug,
why not give him a call?
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He's your best friend.
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Was my best friend, Dad.
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You know, we've drifted apart.
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These things happen.
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Hi, Mr. Keaton, hi, Mrs. Keaton.
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Hey, Doug, all right.
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Hey.
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All right. You two have a
good day together, huh?
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Come on, Elyse, I'll
race you to the car.
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Hey.
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Alex, I got something
I want to tell you.
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Okay, great,
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'cause I got something
that I wanted to tell you.
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Okay, well, you go first,
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but hurry up, 'cause I
gotta go meet Eleanor.
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You know, funny you
should mention her,
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because she's who I
wanted to talk to you about.
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Uh, I-I think you've been seeing
too much of her, you know?
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Too much of her?
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Alex, I've never met
another girl like her.
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And the amazing thing
is she's interested in me.
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Come on, Doug, lots of
girls are interested in you.
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Well, sure, as a
sociological curiosity.
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No, I'm not like you.
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I don't have girls
falling all over me.
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Ah. You know...
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Listen, Dougie, let me give
you a little advice, okay?
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You gotta keep your
options open, pal, you know?
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Plenty other fish in the sea.
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I found the fish for me,
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and we're taking an
apartment together.
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You're what?
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You're gonna live
with her? Uh-huh.
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You can't do that.
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You're gonna see
her all the time now.
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Uh, I hope so, we're gonna
be joined in holy matrimony.
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No.
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Yeah, I'm getting married, Alex.
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Well...
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Uh... Uh, congratulations,
right? I mean...
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I mean that's terrific news.
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Oh, Doug, married.
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Oh, good for you.
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Thanks. Thanks. Th... That's
what I wanted to tell you.
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I'm glad you're happy,
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and I appreciate your
good wishes, and...
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Of course, I want you
to be my best man.
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Doug, are you crazy?
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Hey, I...
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You don't have
to be my best man.
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I am not talking about
being your best man.
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I'm talking about
you getting married.
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That's insane. That's ludicrous.
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How... How are you
gonna support yourself?
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Well, for my part, I'm
collecting aluminum cans.
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You can't.
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You cannot live on what you
get from recycling aluminum.
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That's just my part. She's rich.
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You can... You cannot
get married to this girl.
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It will be the biggest
mistake of your life.
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Oh, yeah?
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Maybe you're the
biggest mistake of my life.
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Oh, yeah? Yeah.
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And if that's the way you
feel, don't come to the wedding.
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Okay, I won't. Okay, you can't.
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Well, fine. Fine.
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And I'll tell you
another thing. What?
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You can't be my best man either.
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Hey, this is great, huh?
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Just the four of
us playing cards.
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You know, I thought
we'd miss Doug,
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but, uh, we're getting
along just fine without him.
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I miss Doug.
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Me too.
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So do I.
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Guys, will you
forget about Doug?
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Doug is history.
It's just us now,
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and we're gonna...
We're gonna play poker,
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00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:09,839
and we're gonna have
a good time, right?
256
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,942
I'll bet Doug's wedding
is gonna be just great.
257
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,277
I hear it's all you can eat.
258
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,446
Come on, guys,
will you cut it out?
259
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,481
Look, it's just us.
260
00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:23,652
Now, w-we're gonna keep
playing cards, e-every week, right?
261
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,521
W-we don't need Doug, right?
262
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:26,689
Yeah. Every week.
263
00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,658
Now, along those lines,
264
00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:31,794
uh, I got a little something
265
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:34,163
that I'd like you
all to look at, okay?
266
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,153
Here you go.
267
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,268
What is this, a test?
268
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,770
I don't know, it's a...
It's an agreement...
269
00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:44,306
It's... A contract, you know.
270
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,909
Just a legal document
wherein we all promise
271
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,467
to keep playing
cards every week.
272
00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:53,570
Forever?
273
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:57,986
Don't be silly, forever.
274
00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:01,257
No, it's just for seven years.
275
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,259
I can't sign this, Alex.
276
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,662
All right, fine. If that's the
way you guys wanna be, great.
277
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:09,331
Game's over, okay?
Pack up. Let's go.
278
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,033
You're a great host, Keaton.
279
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,568
We should have
played at Flaum's house.
280
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,336
Yeah, maybe we can
get something to eat there.
281
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,038
Good night, Alex.
282
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,639
Arrivederci.
283
00:13:17,663 --> 00:13:20,543
Can I take this to a lawyer?
284
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,634
Give me that.
285
00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,516
And I'll tell you
guys something else.
286
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:30,419
That... That is the last time
we play cards in my house.
287
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:33,510
Flaum, don't drive on the lawn.
288
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:40,296
You, uh... You seem
a little tense, Alex.
289
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,165
It's just that if you invite
guys over to play poker,
290
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:47,136
they should shut
up and play poker.
291
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,306
And not babble about
some dumb wedding.
292
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,175
This is ridiculous, Alex.
Doug is your best friend.
293
00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:55,210
I think it's silly for you
not to go to his wedding.
294
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,546
We're going. Well, I'm not.
295
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,381
Well, I don't think this
wedding should affect
296
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,816
your friendship with Doug.
297
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,818
It won't affect my
friendship with Doug
298
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,953
because, uh,
299
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:07,412
my friendship with Doug is over.
300
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,731
It's okay.
301
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:18,334
It's okay. What
are you two doing?
302
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,969
Mallory's teaching me
how to walk in high heels.
303
00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:23,438
Yeah. If she looks real
comfortable in them,
304
00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:25,574
maybe Mom will let her
wear them to the wedding.
305
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,776
Why, you sure look
comfortable to me.
306
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:33,404
Go ahead, Jen. Go for it.
307
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,491
Hi. Hi.
308
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,959
Sorry it took me so long.
309
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:46,862
Uh, I've been practicing
walking in my high heels.
310
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,831
How's it going? - Great.
311
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,732
Hi, Mallory. Hi.
312
00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:52,668
Hi, Alex. Uh, yeah, hi.
313
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:55,471
Don't leave me!
314
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,239
Listen, Alex, do
you have a minute?
315
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:59,541
Uh, well, Eleanor, darn it all.
316
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,543
I'm, uh... I'm kind
of busy right now.
317
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,179
I'm, uh... I'm coaching Jennifer
318
00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:05,748
how to walk in heels.
319
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:08,050
That's what older
brothers are for.
320
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,585
Come on, Jen.
321
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,621
Now, steady, steady.
322
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:14,645
Think poise, grace, balance.
323
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,562
Ah, so... So how you doing?
324
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,296
Fine, fine.
325
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,365
Been really busy
lately, you know,
326
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:24,967
with getting invitations out,
327
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:26,702
and making preparations.
328
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:30,539
I never realized how much
a wedding takes out of you.
329
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,341
Tell me about it.
330
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,965
What? No, nothing. Uh, nothing.
331
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,630
Alex, why won't you
come to our wedding?
332
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:43,085
Look, I, uh... I
just can't, okay?
333
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,220
Why not? What are you afraid of?
334
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:47,522
I'm not afraid of anything.
335
00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:49,758
I've been to a lot of weddings.
336
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,593
You think Doug's
making a mistake
337
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,228
by getting married, don't you?
338
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:56,632
B-but Eleanor, it's nothing
personal, you know?
339
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,802
I mean, you seem real nice.
340
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:02,137
It's just that I don't
think Doug is ready
341
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:06,008
to get married right now,
you know, to anyone.
342
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:08,911
Well, why not?
Because he's so naive?
343
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,681
Well, It's not that he's naive.
344
00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:14,149
It's that he's... Innocent.
345
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:16,351
Yeah, but... But
it's more than that.
346
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:20,188
It's that he sees the world
through the eyes of a child,
347
00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:21,957
almost like an infant?
348
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,260
Yeah. Yeah, like an infant.
349
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:28,997
Like an infant who
was raised in the woods
350
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:31,388
by other infants.
351
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,939
I remember the very beginning.
352
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:38,907
I would walk home from school,
353
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,776
and he would walk backwards
354
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,644
ten paces in front of me,
355
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,613
calling to me in Italian,
356
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:47,649
and... And tossing
flowers at my feet.
357
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,451
And I remember thinking,
358
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:53,622
"Who is this strange boy?"
359
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:56,458
Yeah, well, he's one of a kind.
360
00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,260
One day he said,
361
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:01,463
"I must show you my treasures,"
362
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:05,700
and he emptied his knapsack
right on my front steps.
363
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:09,205
I never saw such an
odd collection of things.
364
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,273
Yeah, all those aluminum cans.
365
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:13,009
Little wind-up dinosaurs.
366
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,543
Yeah.
367
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,346
Picture of Sergio Frankie.
368
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,648
And his favorite page
from the phonebook.
369
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,905
Smith through Smith.
370
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,110
Ah, I love that crazy lug.
371
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,113
I do too, Alex.
372
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,562
Won't you reconsider
373
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,352
and come to the wedding?
374
00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:39,267
Eleanor, I, uh... I just can't.
375
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:42,137
Doug is so hurt, Alex.
376
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:45,273
I just can't stand
seeing him this way.
377
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:46,842
Yeah, well, there's
nothing I can do.
378
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,833
Okay? I'm sorry.
379
00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:53,438
I'm sorry too, Alex.
380
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:07,830
What's wrong, Alex?
381
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,131
Uh, n-nothing, Dad.
382
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:12,034
Uh, just, uh,
383
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:14,592
practicing to be a judge.
384
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,629
Death by hanging.
385
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:26,215
That was, um... That
was Eleanor, just left.
386
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,584
You have an argument?
387
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,752
Uh, no.
388
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,422
No, she was great.
389
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,991
She's one... One of the nicest
people I ever met in my life.
390
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,526
Then you're going
to the wedding?
391
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:41,197
No. No, Dad. I'm
opposed to this marriage,
392
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,232
now more than ever before.
393
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:46,402
And you know the
thing that really irks me?
394
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:49,605
I have no idea why.
395
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,307
Maybe you're afraid.
396
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:53,375
Of what?
397
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:55,944
Of losing Doug to Eleanor.
398
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,914
Losing Doug to Eleanor?
399
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,717
Come on, Dad. You
make it sound like...
400
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,985
Losing Doug to Eleanor.
401
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,409
That's absurd.
402
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,390
I knew him first.
403
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:11,626
Look, Eleanor is not
taking Doug away.
404
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,262
The two of you
can still be friends.
405
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,096
Yeah, but...
406
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,899
Look, who... Who's
gonna look after him now?
407
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:19,768
You know, who's
gonna hold his glasses
408
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,870
when he drinks out
of the water fountain?
409
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,239
Who's gonna help
him find his keys?
410
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:28,310
Who's gonna tell him not to walk
when the sign says "don't walk"?
411
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,878
She will.
412
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,269
Those are my jobs.
413
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,586
I'm telling you, Dad. This
is just the tip of the iceberg.
414
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:38,587
Everything is changing.
415
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:43,025
Doug is getting married,
416
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:45,960
and the poker
game is breaking up.
417
00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:48,863
Jennifer is wearing high heels.
418
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:50,966
Where does it stop?
419
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,834
It never stops, Alex.
420
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,404
Change is... Is
just a part of life.
421
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,838
You have to learn to accept it
422
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,729
with grace and dignity.
423
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:05,369
Jennifer's wearing high heels?
424
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:24,733
Oh, Steven. It seems
like just yesterday
425
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,835
Doug lost his skate key.
426
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,170
I remember.
427
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:31,395
He slept in those
skates for three weeks.
428
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,999
Please be seated.
429
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,149
Ladies, gentlemen,
430
00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:43,418
distinguished relatives, guests.
431
00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:44,853
We are gathered here today
432
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:49,124
to join this beautiful
couple in holy matrimony.
433
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:52,383
The marriage oath
is a sacred one.
434
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,985
Alex!
435
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,023
What are you doing here?
436
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,740
Thought you said
you weren't coming.
437
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:08,577
Uh, Doug, uh, please.
Go on with the ceremony.
438
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,301
Well, what's going on?
439
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:17,519
Uh, Doug, I-I reconsidered.
440
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:20,455
Uh, that's all. Please,
go on ahead. Get married.
441
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,057
What about everything
you said about how
442
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,581
you're against my getting
married and everything?
443
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:27,929
Uh, listen, Doug.
444
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,197
Sorry.
445
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:31,199
Um, I've been thinking
446
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,936
uh, about everything I said,
447
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,204
that, uh, that you
were too young,
448
00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:39,741
you know, and that
your mind was clouded.
449
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:42,311
Well, I... I wasn't
talking about you.
450
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:46,014
Sure sounds like me.
451
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:49,651
Uh, no. I-I was
talking about me.
452
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:53,521
You know, my fears
and... And my immaturity.
453
00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:55,857
My selfishness.
454
00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:58,660
I wasn't thinking about
what you had to gain.
455
00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:01,597
I was thinking about
what I had to lose.
456
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,653
What did you have to lose?
457
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:07,202
You.
458
00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:10,038
You weren't gonna lose
me by my getting married.
459
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:13,809
Yeah, well, I know that now.
460
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,677
Anyway, I'm sorry, Doug,
461
00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:18,936
and I hope you can forgive me.
462
00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:24,241
Alex, do I have your blessing?
463
00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:27,890
Doug, until yesterday,
I didn't realize
464
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:30,392
what a wonderful girl
Eleanor is, you know?
465
00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:33,395
How lucky you are to
have someone like her.
466
00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:35,030
You got my blessing.
467
00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:36,732
Yeah.
468
00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:44,928
Lyle, you're not
best man anymore.
469
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:51,768
Okay.
470
00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:54,849
Let's go, Alex.
471
00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,418
Uh, Doug.
472
00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:58,275
Thanks.
473
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,732
Uh, it's you two
474
00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:13,001
that are getting married, right?
475
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:15,370
Uh, right, right. Um,
476
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,761
this is the happy couple.
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