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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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Okay, kids, I've
gotta get going.
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Say goodbye to the old man.
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Okay, Dad, listen,
have a safe trip, okay?
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And give our love to Mom. Yeah.
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Yeah, and Grandma too.
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Daddy, do you really have to go?
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Well, it's just for
a few days, Jen.
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Yeah, even so, Dad,
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I mean, it's just not the same
without you guys around here.
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Yeah, we really miss
you when you're not here.
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Yeah, we love you.
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Yeah. Love is an understatement.
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Thank you, kids.
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That's very sweet.
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Uh, where's...? Uh,
where's my suitcase?
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Oh, it's in the car.
The motor's running.
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Uh, yeah. Thank...
Thanks... Thanks a lot.
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Uh... Uh, look, Grandma and I...
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Uh, or your mother and I will
be back on, uh... On Sunday.
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Grandma's number is
on the kitchen counter.
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Right. Alex, I'm
leaving you in charge.
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Dad, don't worry. I'll rule
with a firm but loving hand.
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Okay.
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Listen, have fun.
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And if you need
anything, give us a call.
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Sure. Yeah.
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Bye! Bye!
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All right, bye-bye.
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Well, you all heard
Dad. I'm in charge.
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Monica Dillon is gonna
be here in an hour
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and, uh, the two of you
don't fit into our plans.
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Well, where are
we supposed to go?
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Go to the mall. Go anywhere.
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But Mallory's not allowed to
use the car, Alex. Remember?
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She's being
punished for using it
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when she wasn't
supposed to last week.
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I'm in charge, and, uh, your
punishment's suspended.
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Thanks.
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Uh, Jennifer, you
go with her, okay?
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But I don't want
to go to the mall.
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Go to the moon, okay?
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I don't care.
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Just don't be here
when Monica gets here.
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Look, I can take you
to Krissy's house, Jen.
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I'm not allowed to go
over to Krissy's house.
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I'm being punished for
goofing off with her at school.
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Your punishment's suspended too.
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You know, Alex, I like
having you in charge.
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Yeah, me too.
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Thanks.
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Now, get lost.
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Try and be back for
school on Monday.
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Oh, hi, Alex.
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Hey, Skip, listen,
guy, uh, I don't think
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this is a good time for
one of our little chats, okay?
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Is Monica Dillon coming over?
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You got it. Okay.
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Hey, uh, I gotta speak
to Mallory before I go.
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I... I got us a couple of tickets
to the NCAA chess semifinals.
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Yeah.
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I... I want to invite her.
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Well, Skip, she just left.
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Although if you hurry, you
may be able to catch her.
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You know, usually it
takes her 20 minutes
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to back out of the driveway.
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Oh, uh, hey, Mallory! It's me!
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It's Skippy!
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Uh, do you want to go
out with me Friday night?
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She... She stopped.
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I think she's considering it.
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Um, you know that
telephone pole out there?
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Yeah.
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It smashed into our car.
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I... I'll check for damage.
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Oh, the car!
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Oh, the car. Dad's car.
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Mallory, how could you do that?
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You know you're not
supposed to be driving.
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You're... You're being punished.
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What am I gonna do, Alex?
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We have to get that fixed
before Dad gets back.
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How are we gonna pay for that?
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I don't know. I don't know.
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There's gotta be three hundred
dollars damage to that car.
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I don't know where we're gonna
come up with that kind of money.
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Uh, good news.
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The telephone pole's okay.
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Look, Skippy, uh, we've
got a little problem here.
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Uh, maybe you could
come back another time.
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Well, I don't know
where I'm gonna go.
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I can't go home.
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Why not?
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It's jammed with people.
My whole family's here
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for the big Leland
homecoming game.
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They're making me
sleep in the garage.
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Unless you guys don't
want to rent me a room, huh?
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Not while I'm alive.
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Skippy, why, uh...?
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Why aren't your relatives
staying in a hotel?
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Because there isn't
one available room
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between here and the state line.
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Hm.
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Yes, there is.
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Alex, no.
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If there really is a
shortage of rooms,
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it seems to me that somebody
who had a room to rent out
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this weekend could
really make a killing.
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Or at least enough
to buy a new fender,
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if you get my drift.
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Alex, no.
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Well, Alex has a point.
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There's a lot of
money to be made.
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My dad's charging
his cousins $45 a night.
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But Alex, it's wrong.
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Of course it's wrong, Mallory.
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Seventy-five a night is right.
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Come on, Alex. It's
wrong, and I'm telling you
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you can't do it.
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I mean, what if Mom
and Dad find out?
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What if Mom and Dad
see the piece of modern art
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you turned their car into?
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Do it.
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Okay, the, uh,
ad is in the paper.
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What's our state of
readiness, Skipper?
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All systems are go, chief.
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The baby's room is in a
state of rental preparedness.
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It still feels weird to me,
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renting out a room
in our own house.
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Well, Jen, don't... Don't
think of it as renting.
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All we're doing
is letting strangers
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use a room in our home
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for money.
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You know what I think?
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Don't ask the
impossible, Mallory.
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Alex, I think that Mom and
Dad would not approve of this.
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Oh, come on, Mallory. You
underestimate our parents.
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Now, they are thoughtful,
generous people,
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and I think they'd be thrilled to
know we were using their home
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to... To shelter
weary travelers.
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You mean we're gonna tell them?
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What are you, crazy?
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Uh, hi. We've come
about the room.
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Come right in. Come right in.
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Pleased to meet you.
Jack Driscoll. Leland '81.
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And this is my wife, Darlene.
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Leland '82.
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Pleased to meet
you. Alex P. Keaton.
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Leland '88.
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And, uh, this is
Skippy Handleman
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Harding High '86.
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My sister Mallory.
Harding High '86.
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God willing.
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And my little sister Jennifer.
Randolph Elementary '88.
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What a bunch of smarties we are.
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We were so happy
to see your ads.
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You know, you can't get
a room in this entire town.
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Do tell.
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I... I'll get that.
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Skippy, why don't you show
the, uh, Driscolls the room.
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Happy to, Alex. Right this
way, Mr. and Mrs. Driscoll.
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And, uh, may I say that
I hope your stay here
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is a pleasant one.
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If you stay.
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Don't tell me it's rented
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or I'll kill myself
right on the doorstep.
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Well, no, it's not rented yet.
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Although there's a couple
looking at it right now.
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Fine. We'll take it.
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Um, but you haven't
even seen the room.
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We'll take it.
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Are we there yet, Mommy?
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Yes, sweetheart, we're here.
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These nice people are
gonna let us stay with them.
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Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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This is it, Ma?
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This is where we're gonna stay?
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Yes, Dougie. This is it.
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I don't like the lobby.
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Oh, the room's
perfect. We'll take it.
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I love the bassinet.
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Great. Well, we aim to please.
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I believe the ad
said 75 a night.
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Right.
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Wait a minute.
We want that room.
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I'll give you 80.
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Eighty?
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Eighty. I'm sorry, sir,
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but that's not the
way I do business.
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Now, you offend me.
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The Driscolls were here first,
and they should get the room.
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Make it 90.
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I'm not as offended anymore.
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Do something, Jack. I'm not
gonna sleep in the car again.
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We slept in the car last
year for homecoming.
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I still have ashtray
marks on my neck.
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Ninety-five.
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Ninety-six. Ninety-seven.
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Ninety-eight!
Ninety-eight fifty.
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Ninety-nine! Ninety-nine!
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Wait a minute.
Wait just one minute.
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This is a big house.
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What are we all
bidding on one room for?
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I mean, there's lots
of rooms in this place.
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Please, look, there's
only one room for rent.
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The others are occupied.
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Little girl, do you have a room?
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Yes. Give you 100 bucks for it.
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You got it. Okay.
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Well, um, I... I have a room.
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Hey, Jen. All the guests asleep?
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Yeah, I just tucked
in the Driscoll family.
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This is fantastic.
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I never had so
much fun in my life.
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Why don't we do this more often?
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Alex, does he have
to sleep in here?
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Mallory, look, he is an
employee of Keaton Manor.
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And he is entitled to
sleep in the living room
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with the rest of us.
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Ah.
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Who's, uh...? Who's
sleeping bag is that?
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Mine. Ah.
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Looks comfy.
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You're a real gentleman, Alex.
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Jennifer, he's the boss.
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It's important that
he's well-rested.
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You know, Alex,
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I really didn't think this
was gonna work out,
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but so far it's been okay.
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"Okay." Jennifer,
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I think it's a little
better than okay.
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The car is being fixed,
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we, uh... We have
enough money to pay for it,
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and we've got a little
money left over for ourselves.
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How much left over?
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Don't you worry your pretty
little head about it, Mallory.
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Let Alex handle all the big
old nasty financial details.
254
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:05,196
I want some French toast.
255
00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:10,713
The kitchen is closed.
256
00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:14,405
Well, open it. I want
some French toast.
257
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,688
You can have some
French toast for breakfast.
258
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,478
I want it now.
259
00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:23,826
Douglas Barker, you get
up these stairs this instant.
260
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:24,860
You have had enough to eat.
261
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,284
I did not. I still have space.
262
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,169
Dougie!
263
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,237
Now, dear. DOUGIE: Okay.
264
00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:39,008
But there better be French
toast here in the morning.
265
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,532
Ow!
266
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,740
Coming, coming, coming.
267
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,596
We've come about the room.
268
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,466
Alex, no.
269
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,771
We'd like one with
an ocean view, please.
270
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,571
We're all booked up, Alex.
271
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,940
Uh, yeah, uh, like she said, uh,
272
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,408
we are completely booked.
273
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,942
In fact, we're overbooked.
274
00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:15,911
I mean, I couldn't rent you
a room, you know, even...
275
00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,646
Even if I had one.
276
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,830
We're desperate
and we're wealthy.
277
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,326
That's my favorite combination.
278
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,127
Welcome to Keaton
Manor. Thank you.
279
00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:33,431
Whoa, hey, wait!
280
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,665
Hold on.
281
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,169
Just a minute. Hang on...
282
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:47,976
Did you, uh...?
283
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,079
Did you get the sheets
from all the beds, Skippy?
284
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,447
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got everyone.
285
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,282
Some of the guests didn't
want to get out of bed,
286
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,351
but I made them.
287
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,707
Good boy.
288
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:05,928
Can I help you?
289
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,652
Yeah. Can I get a massage?
290
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:19,008
I'm sorry, but
the spa is closed.
291
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,576
I want a massage.
292
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,444
I'm sorry, but the...
293
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,246
I want a massage!
All right! Okay!
294
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,270
Come here.
295
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,584
There you go. Get out of here.
296
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:29,919
Ah.
297
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,353
That's a lot better.
298
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:34,011
Thanks. Get yourself
a little something.
299
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:39,094
Uh, we ordered room
service over two hours ago.
300
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:40,395
Right, sir. Sorry.
301
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:41,630
You are...?
302
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,666
The Barkers. Room 201.
303
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,256
Yes, sir. Uh...
304
00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:47,837
We'll, uh...
305
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,738
We'll get that up
there right away.
306
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:53,809
Uh, don't forget I... I want
the crusts cut off the toast.
307
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,011
Right, well, that's, uh...
That's what's taking so long.
308
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,468
Oh. Well, sure.
309
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,607
Front! Front!
310
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,323
What is it now, Alex?
311
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,492
Mallory, what is the problem
with the Barker's toast.
312
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,094
Alex, forget it, okay?
313
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:13,829
I'm tired of making sandwiches,
314
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,631
I'm tired of doing
people's laundry
315
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,432
I'm tired of making
their little beds.
316
00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:19,235
Now, we have enough
money for the car.
317
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:22,304
Let's just send everyone
home and close up.
318
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,740
Mallory, how can you say that?
319
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:28,010
You know, we hotel
operators have a...
320
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,980
Have a certain code of ethics.
321
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:34,717
You know, you can't just
throw people out into the street.
322
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:38,420
Alex, that is the fifth time I
have fixed that shower today.
323
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:39,554
I just locked the door.
324
00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:41,578
There is no more
bathroom for these people.
325
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,849
No more bathroom
for these people?
326
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:48,853
That's hardly a motto
for a hotel, Jennifer.
327
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:54,236
This is not a hotel,
Alex. This is a house.
328
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,638
I'm with you, Jennifer.
329
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,472
Okay, look, listen to me.
330
00:14:57,496 --> 00:15:00,442
Let's just get these people
off to the game, okay?
331
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:03,512
Then we can sit in peace
and... And we can talk about this.
332
00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:06,070
Okay, all right.
333
00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:07,883
All right, okay.
334
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,118
Attention. Attention, please.
335
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,853
This is the bus that will
take you to the game.
336
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,988
Now, if you'll form
an orderly line...
337
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,270
My feet are killing me.
338
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:30,873
Your feet? My back and my neck.
339
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:33,676
Right now let's just
relax and enjoy the peace.
340
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:40,382
No more guests, please, Alex.
341
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,573
Hello, Keaton Manor.
342
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,242
Dad.
343
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:50,860
I meant in a
"manner" of speaking,
344
00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:53,162
hello...
345
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:56,198
Keaton.
346
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:57,832
You're where?
347
00:15:57,856 --> 00:15:58,934
You're... You're what?
348
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,003
You're coming home now?
349
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:02,237
No, no, no, no, no, no.
350
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,238
No, I'm fine.
351
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,374
No, I'm just excited.
352
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:08,144
Yeah, we're all excited.
353
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,912
Boy, this is exciting.
354
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,447
Okay, Dad.
355
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,783
We'll see you soon.
356
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,618
What, Alex? Dad's coming home?
357
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,187
Yeah, he had to
cut his trip short.
358
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,622
There's some kind
of strike at the station.
359
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,392
Anyway, he's gonna be
here in a couple of hours.
360
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,527
Oh, that's good.
361
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,832
We could use an
extra hand around here.
362
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:36,038
Oh, come on, Skip. Is
that all you could carry?
363
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:37,506
Sorry, Alex.
364
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,376
Well, Skippy, how'd you
get the bags packed so fast?
365
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,010
Well, I took the clothes
out of the drawers
366
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,846
and stuffed them
into the suitcase.
367
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:46,482
How'd you know which
clothes went in which bags?
368
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,138
Was that important?
369
00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:51,119
Look, we can't
worry about that now.
370
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:52,822
We gotta get the rest
of these bags packed
371
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,224
and get these people out
of here as fast as we can.
372
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:58,460
We won!
373
00:16:58,484 --> 00:16:59,628
Oh, great.
374
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,998
Sit down and tell us
every detail of the game.
375
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,365
Skippy!
376
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:04,699
Oh, uh, no.
377
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:07,424
I mean, grab your bags
and get the hell out of here.
378
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:12,107
What he means is we had
a... A little, uh... Uh, emergency,
379
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,076
and we're forced to
evacuate the hotel.
380
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,144
What's wrong?
381
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,180
Well, the building,
uh, is condemned.
382
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,349
Did you hear that?
383
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,117
He's making it up, Skippy.
384
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:25,654
Oh, no, no. Darlene
and I want to stay.
385
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,090
This old hotel
means a lot to us.
386
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:30,960
Uh, look, uh, Skippy, go
get the rest of the bags.
387
00:17:30,984 --> 00:17:33,095
Jennifer, you go help him.
388
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,297
We won!
389
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:37,633
Hey!
390
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,535
I am so pooped I'm not
moving for the next two days.
391
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,126
Uh, that's what you think.
392
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,644
Hope you don't mind.
I invited a few people.
393
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,679
Uh, mind. As a matter of fact...
394
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,758
Hey, what are you doing?
395
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,793
We did it! We captured
the other team's mascot.
396
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,428
We got the Crawford Kangaroo.
397
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,906
Do you believe this? They
captured the Crawford Kangaroo!
398
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:21,043
This is a day we
will never forget.
399
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,533
I'm home.
400
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,319
Hi, Dad!
401
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,820
How was your trip?
402
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,404
It's so nice to see you.
403
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,128
What is going on here?
404
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:43,720
Now, Dad, uh, don't go
jumping to any conclusions.
405
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:47,090
Whoa! Whoa!
406
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,339
I can't believe how
angry Dad was.
407
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,274
I've never seen him like that.
408
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,875
He didn't seem that angry.
409
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:56,378
Oh, come on. He was
beyond angry, Jennifer.
410
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:58,280
He had that... That
look, you know?
411
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,715
Where he can't quite get the
words out and he just goes:
412
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:05,487
Oh.
413
00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:06,777
Shh! Here he comes.
414
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,293
Hey, Dad.
415
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,583
How's it going?
416
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:14,730
Wh...?
417
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,300
Do you think Dad
will ever like us again?
418
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,215
Of course he will, Jen.
419
00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:35,350
It's just gonna
take a little time.
420
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:37,274
Twenty, 30 years.
421
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:41,623
He'll come around.
422
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:44,360
I hate for his last
words to me to be:
423
00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:54,058
Hey, Dad, come on. Stop.
Look, at least slow down, okay?
424
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,905
Look, do you, uh,
425
00:19:56,929 --> 00:20:00,230
plan on being mad at
us for the rest of your life?
426
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,468
That is my plan.
427
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,557
But Dad, we're
your flesh and blood.
428
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,493
Yeah, yeah, Dad.
429
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:20,517
Remember how cute we
were when we were babies?
430
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,822
Yeah, well, I'm
still a baby, Dad.
431
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:29,471
Will you read me a book, Daddy?
432
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:30,873
Yeah, Daddy, read us all a book.
433
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,143
Look, come on,
Dad. Don't go away.
434
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:40,249
You always said that we
should talk about these things.
435
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,705
Alex,
436
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,421
parents are
conditioned to accept a...
437
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:49,124
A-a few, uh, minor problems
438
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,388
when they leave their
children alone at home.
439
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,197
Spilled milk on the rug.
440
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:56,787
Broken dish.
441
00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:00,624
There was a kangaroo
442
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,562
in my living room.
443
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:10,601
He was just here
for the party, Dad.
444
00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:17,208
Then I guess I'm overreacting.
445
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,723
Dad, if you just
give us a chance,
446
00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:23,993
we can explain everything.
447
00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:25,449
Oh, can you?
448
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:30,921
Can you explain the valet
parking in the driveway?
449
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:36,838
The flashing "Vacancy" sign
450
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:38,562
in front of the house?
451
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:41,798
The billboard on Route 41?
452
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,986
Look, Dad, I just... I... I
just lost my head, you know?
453
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:53,188
When the... When the
money started rolling in,
454
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:55,190
I got out of control.
455
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:56,524
I could... I could smell it.
456
00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:58,360
I could taste it.
457
00:21:58,384 --> 00:22:00,763
I could hear it calling
me at night, saying,
458
00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:04,154
"Alex, at last
we'll be together."
459
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:11,673
Dad, I... I guess you
could just say that I...
460
00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:14,598
I kind of became
a... A moneyholic.
461
00:22:17,403 --> 00:22:18,869
Dad, I need help.
462
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:28,056
Um, Dad, I guess most
of this was my fault.
463
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,091
I mean, I shouldn't have
been driving the car at night
464
00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:31,527
without your permission.
465
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,795
And Alex and Jennifer
were just trying to help
466
00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:35,363
pay for the car damage.
467
00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:36,865
They're really not to blame.
468
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:39,067
Well, I guess it's my fault too.
469
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:40,235
I shouldn't have asked Mallory
470
00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:41,502
to take me over
to Krissy's house
471
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,994
when I wasn't supposed to go.
472
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,142
Dad, uh, you left me in charge
473
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:50,412
and I let you down
in every possible way.
474
00:22:50,436 --> 00:22:53,615
I was immature, I
was irresponsible
475
00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:56,351
and, uh... And I was greedy.
476
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,575
I'm sorry.
477
00:23:17,596 --> 00:23:19,329
He's coming around.
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