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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember ♪
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♪ What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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"All campers must bring
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"one flashlight, four batteries,
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"one canteen, 200 candy bars,
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1,000 Oreos, two
pair of sneakers..."
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Wait a minute. Something
doesn't sound right.
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Oh, you're right.
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One pair of sneakers
would be plenty.
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No, it was before that.
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Something about
candy and cookies.
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See, Jen? You were greedy.
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I told you, just go
for the candy bars.
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Take my word for it, Jennifer.
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Camp Winnetka
will be so much fun,
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you won't have time
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to think about candy bars.
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Hope you have a
better time than I did.
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I hated camp.
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What didn't you like about it?
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Well, the way the
whole thing was set up.
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I mean, girls on
one side of the lake,
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boys on the other.
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Thank God I'm a good swimmer.
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Ah.
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Hello, Skippy. Hello, Mr. Keaton
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Alex, I gotta talk to
you. It's an emergency.
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What's wrong, Skip?
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That's just how I get
people's attention.
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Usually when Skippy
Handleman walks into a room,
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people tend to...
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walk away.
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Skippy, you're exaggerating.
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That's not true.
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Come on, Jennifer,
let's go in the other room
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and study this
camp list of yours.
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Color TV? You're going to camp.
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You're supposed
to be roughing it.
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Okay, I'll just bring
the black and white.
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Alex...
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I need to talk to you.
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What's wrong, Skip?
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I found out something
unbelievable about my parents.
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Come on, Skip.
All adults do that.
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It means they love each other.
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No, no, no. That's
not what I mean.
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Oh, what do you mean?
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I can't live with the
Handlemans anymore.
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Skippy, what are
you talking about?
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You are a Handleman.
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Yeah. That's what I thought too,
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until 3:00 this afternoon.
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Alex, here. Look at this.
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Skip, these are adoption papers.
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That's right.
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My real name isn't
Erwin Handleman.
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It's Baby Boy Doe.
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Where did you find these?
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In my mom's dre...
I mean, in, uh...
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Mrs. Handleman's dresser drawer.
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Wait a minute. Um...
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what were you doing
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going through your
mother's drawers?
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Oh, Alex, what
difference does it make?
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She's not my real mom anyway.
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Adopted?
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Skip, uh... Listen, uh...
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Here. You wanna sit down?
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Here, get off your feet.
Can I get you something?
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Alex, I'm adopted.
I'm not pregnant.
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Oh.
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This is big news.
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Yeah. You're telling me.
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My whole life has been a lie.
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I'm not who I thought I was.
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Nothing about me is
what I thought it was.
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I might not even
need these glasses.
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Alex... I'm...
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Where are you?
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Uh, Skip, you need
'em. You need 'em.
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Alex...
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I don't even know who I am.
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I don't know who my family is.
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I wanna find my
real parents, Alex.
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I wanna find my roots.
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I'm leaving for
Africa in the morning.
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I told you, when we
watched that on TV,
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those are his roots.
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That doesn't apply to everybody.
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Oh.
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Where are my roots, Alex?
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I don't know, Skip.
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We should've told him
a long time ago, Rose.
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We don't we admit
it? We made a mistake.
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Harry, I'm too upset
to admit anything.
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We should've told Skippy
he was adopted long ago.
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Let's admit it, Harry.
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We made a mistake.
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That's what I just said.
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Well, I agree with it, anyway.
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You know, Rose,
n-now that Skippy
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is aware of the situation,
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you should feel relieved.
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I mean, that the
pretending's over.
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How can we feel relieved?
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We're so scared about
what might happen
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if he meets Elizabeth...
Uh, his natural mother.
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Exactly what are you afraid of?
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What do you think might
happen if they meet?
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Oh, anything could happen...
Anything could happen, Steven.
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Skippy might like her
better than he likes us.
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Or she might try to get
him to move in with her.
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You know, once
somebody's met Skippy,
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it's very hard for them
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to imagine living without him.
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You know, once when he
was 12, I was gonna tell him.
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I was all poised to say,
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"Skippy, you're adopted."
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But I lost my nerve.
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It came out, "Skippy,
you're a doctor."
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I had to let him
take my temperature.
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And now he wants to
meet that other woman.
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Why is it so important to him?
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What kind of a son
wants to meet his mother?
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So, what should we do?
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I mean, are we
crazy to be so upset?
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Should we let him meet her?
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Should we tell him
where she lives?
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It's difficult to know. I
think it's very personal.
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We're asking you for help.
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I mean, if you two had
some personal problems,
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what two people
would you call upon?
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Us, right?
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Huh.
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So, what should we do?
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Uh, maybe we should
tell him where she lives.
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I think it would
mean a lot to Skippy
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if you, um, helped him find her.
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Well, look, Rose.
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If Skippy doesn't meet
his natural mother now,
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he's always gonna
wonder about her.
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And I think it might
be good for him
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if he thought that you weren't
afraid for him to meet her.
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But we are.
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We're supposed to be
washing dishes, Mallory.
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What are you doing?
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I was just thinking.
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No, seriously.
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Alex.
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All right, all right. What
are you thinking about?
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I was thinking about Skippy.
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I know what you mean.
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I've been thinking
about him too.
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He's really upset about
this adoption thing, isn't he?
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I think it's the way he
found out, you know?
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He's innocently going
through his mother's drawers,
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looking for money...
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and he finds adoption papers.
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You know, when I was little,
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I used to think I was
from another planet.
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Don't give up that thought, Mal.
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And one day, my space mom
would come down and find me,
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and take me back there with her.
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Why don't you go up on
the roof and wait for her?
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I just got off the phone
with Mrs. Handleman.
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She's still really upset.
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Do you, uh...?
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Do you think they're gonna
tell Skippy where his mom is?
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I don't know. That's
a hard thing to do.
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Mom, you're a mother.
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How could a mother just
give away her own baby?
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Oh, I can't answer that.
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I-I don't know what
the circumstances were.
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You just know that
it has to have been
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a very difficult thing to do.
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I guess she just did what
she thought was best.
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When I have a baby,
I'm gonna keep it.
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Even if it turns
out to be an Alex.
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I kept him.
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Well, it wasn't easy, Jennifer,
but you are all packed.
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Great.
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Just think:
Tomorrow at this time,
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I'll be a full-fledged camper.
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Now, here are a few postcards.
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They're all stamped and dated.
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All you have to do is
send one to us, every day.
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I can't write you a
postcard every day.
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Well, I... I know that.
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That's why I
pre-wrote a few for you.
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"Dear Mom and Dad,
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Camp is fun, but I
miss you terribly."
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Now, all you have to
do is sign one every day.
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Well, why don't I just
sign them all now?
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That way I won't have
to take 'em to camp.
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Hi. Can I come in?
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You're always welcome
in this house. Come on.
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Why's everybody
being so nice to Skippy?
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Well, haven't you
heard? I'm adopted.
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Have a seat, Skip.
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I have the address
of my real mother.
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No kidding. Where
did you get it?
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From my fake mom.
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Skippy.
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I'm sorry, uh... From
Mrs. Handleman.
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She kept in touch with
my real mom's family
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over the years.
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You gonna make contact with her?
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I'm gonna see her tomorrow.
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She lives in Dayton.
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Are your parents
driving you over?
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No. No, I... I couldn't
ask 'em to do that.
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I'm gonna take a bus
first thing in the morning.
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Oh, Skip, listen. You
don't have to do that.
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I'll, uh... I'll drive you.
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Oh, Alex, that's great.
You're a real friend.
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If you ever get adopted,
I'll drive you to Dayton.
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Come on, Jennifer, let's go.
We don't wanna miss that bus.
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Hey, hey, Dad, Dad, Dad.
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Let me help you with
that. Oh, thanks, Alex.
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There you go. Straight
through the door.
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Don't try anything
tricky, okay? Good luck.
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Now don't forget
and write every day.
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I will.
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Now, it may seem
like three weeks
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are a long time to
be away from home,
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but you're gonna meet a
lot of wonderful new friends.
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Beep, beep.
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You're gonna have
a wonderful time,
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so don't you feel sad, okay?
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Coming through. Hot stuff.
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Let me tell you a little story
about when I went away to camp...
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Elyse! Oh. Sorry.
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Have a wonderful time.
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Bye-bye, Jen. Bye, Alex.
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Bye. Don't stand up in a canoe.
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Don't play with matches.
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My baby girl's gone.
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She's back.
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Hi, Skippy.
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Hello, Mrs. Keaton.
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Skippy, are you all right?
258
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Yeah. We adoptees, we're
made of stern stuff. Oh.
259
00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:31,528
Did you know Moses was adopted?
260
00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:35,139
Yeah. Art Linkletter too.
261
00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:38,547
Skippy, I know you're upset now,
262
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,616
and I just want you
to know if there's, uh,
263
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,152
anything I can do,
don't hesitate to ask.
264
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,386
Mallory...
265
00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:45,788
there's nothing
that you could do
266
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,923
that could cheer me up.
267
00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:49,781
Whoa. Skippy.
268
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,763
You really are upset.
269
00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:57,299
Alex. Don't call me
Skippy anymore, all right?
270
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,668
Okay... Erwin.
271
00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:00,770
No, no, no. Call me
272
00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:03,294
by my given name, Baby Boy Doe.
273
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,444
Okay.
274
00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,136
Baby Boy Doe.
275
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,251
Why...? Why do you
have a suitcase, Skippy?
276
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,686
Aren't you coming home tonight?
277
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,988
Yeah. I've got some things
I want to show my mother.
278
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,124
We've got a lot of
catching up to do.
279
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,426
Ah-hah. Look at this.
280
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,890
My first pair of baby shoes.
281
00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:29,765
The ones my mother
never got to buy for me.
282
00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:31,134
Oh, my, you had...
283
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:33,970
very large baby feet.
284
00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:36,138
They say that's a
sign of intelligence.
285
00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:37,740
Well, at least they used to.
286
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,446
Hello, Alex.
287
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,736
Is Baby Boy here?
288
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,086
I thought you might get hungry,
289
00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,456
so I brought you your favorite.
290
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,947
Peanut butter and
carrot sandwiches.
291
00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:00,963
We just want you to know
292
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:03,288
that we love you
with all our hearts.
293
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:09,173
I hope you find what
you're looking for in Dayton.
294
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:12,336
I hope you find Dayton.
295
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:22,206
It gets a little tricky around
the Wilson Interchange.
296
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,311
Thank you, Mr. and
Mrs. Handleman.
297
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,180
Alex... let's go.
298
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,370
4B. This is it.
299
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,038
Oh, uh, Alex. Ah.
300
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,841
It's... It's my mom.
301
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:45,908
I'll knock.
302
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:52,289
Oh, I'm scared. You knock.
303
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,288
Coming.
304
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,490
You're gonna be fine, Skip.
305
00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:02,046
Right, uh, I'll be fine.
306
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:12,223
Erwin.
307
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,604
Uh...
308
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,905
No, no, no, no, no.
309
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:19,141
No. No, I'm-I'm-I'm not Erwin.
310
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,645
Erwin's right here.
Erwin... Skippy.
311
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:24,980
Um...
312
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,103
Plant needs water.
313
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,440
Hello, Erwin.
314
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:32,655
Hello...
315
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:33,922
m... Ma'am.
316
00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:36,859
Oh, don't be so formal.
Call me Elizabeth.
317
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,783
Hello, Elizabeth.
318
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,168
Uh...
319
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,903
this is my friend,
Alex. Alex Keaton.
320
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,872
Hi. Alex. Alex Keaton.
321
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:52,863
Oh. Nice to meet
you, Alex. Alex Keaton.
322
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:57,713
Alex drove me here today
because I... I don't drive yet.
323
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:58,914
My birthday's not until...
324
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,015
March.
325
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:03,018
Oh, that's right,
uh... I forgot.
326
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,042
She was there.
327
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,156
Please, come inside.
328
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,591
Uh...
329
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,826
Skip, if you don't mind, I'm
gonna wait out here, okay?
330
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,828
Alex, I need...
Skippy... you'll be fine.
331
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,585
I'll be right here.
332
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:28,678
It really is you
after all these years.
333
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,301
Do I look the same?
334
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,683
Well, you're bigger.
335
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,818
And you've got more
hair. But otherwise, yeah.
336
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,520
You look the same.
337
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,355
Uh...
338
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,723
I... I don't recognize you.
339
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:43,326
Oh. Well, that's understandable.
340
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,593
Last time we saw each other,
341
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,762
you were only a few weeks old.
342
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:50,199
So. Tell me all about it.
343
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,663
All the things we did together.
344
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,904
There's not much to tell.
345
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:58,040
Basically, you ate, and slept,
346
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,030
and... went through
a lot of diapers.
347
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,634
Those were good
times, weren't they?
348
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,649
Well... not completely good.
349
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:09,652
No. I wouldn't say
they were good times.
350
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,186
What do you mean?
351
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:14,122
That was a difficult
period of my life.
352
00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:15,691
I was 18 and unmarried,
353
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:18,182
and ostracized by
everybody I knew.
354
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:20,763
What about my father?
355
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,067
I'll be he was a great guy, huh?
356
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,590
Well, he was young too.
357
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:30,273
Did, uh...? Did he
know about me?
358
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,297
Oh, he knew.
359
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,432
He... He wasn't interested.
360
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,880
I see.
361
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,437
Hey. People are like
that. I understand.
362
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,718
So, uh...
363
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:43,819
what was his name?
364
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:45,454
Was he tall?
365
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,357
Did he ever play a
professional sport?
366
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:51,160
I-I really don't
wanna talk about him.
367
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,461
I want to know.
368
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,396
He was my father.
369
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,799
He may be your father, but...
370
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,389
he was nothing to me.
371
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:00,624
Nothing?
372
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,894
It was a mistake.
373
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,430
Then I was a mistake too, huh?
374
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,544
Uh-huh.
375
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:11,981
Well, hey. That's
all in the past now.
376
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,815
We could start fresh.
377
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,717
You want to hear
about, uh, my hobbies
378
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:17,052
or my ambitions?
379
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:18,553
Would you like to
see my vaccination?
380
00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:20,697
Oh. I don't think so.
381
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:22,992
Okay, uh...
382
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,227
well, then, let's talk
about you, Mom.
383
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:26,362
What do you do?
384
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,729
I'm a secretary.
385
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,464
Uh-huh, see? That's amazing.
386
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,100
Typing's my best subject. Oh.
387
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,301
Ask me anything.
388
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,969
Or, uh, better yet, I mean,
389
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,604
why don't you bring
out your typewriter?
390
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,073
I don't have a typewriter here.
391
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:39,909
That's okay. Uh...
392
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:42,493
next time I come,
I'll bring mine.
393
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,047
Oh, Mom. This is gonna be great.
394
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,782
I can come by
once a week, and...
395
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,973
And we can talk and type and...
396
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,687
Erwin.
397
00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:55,112
I think it's best that you
don't come to visit me again.
398
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:56,947
W-w-why not?
399
00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,584
Erwin, you have parents.
400
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:03,699
I'm sure you're very
important to them.
401
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:06,391
I have m-my own life too.
402
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,839
I can't become a
mother just like that.
403
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,528
It's not that easy.
404
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,900
It would be very
disruptive for both of us.
405
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,204
You understand what I'm saying?
406
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,606
Yeah, I understand.
407
00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:25,977
You don't want me.
408
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,525
Do you have any idea
409
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,109
how painful it is
seeing you again?
410
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:36,698
It took me 15 years to
get my life together again,
411
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,168
and you just wanna
rip it apart again.
412
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,992
What do you want from me?
413
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,472
I wanna know
how you could do it.
414
00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:45,708
How could you?
415
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,610
How could you just give me away?
416
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,444
It was the hardest
thing I ever had to do.
417
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:50,679
But you still did it.
418
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:53,082
I wanted you to
have a good life.
419
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,450
I couldn't give it to you.
420
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:57,853
I wanted you to
have a real family...
421
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,387
nice house...
422
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,023
and a dog.
423
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:03,325
You have a dog, Erwin?
424
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:04,860
No.
425
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,350
But I have a sister.
426
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,355
Even better.
427
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,724
I'd rather have a dog.
428
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:20,409
Well...
429
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,266
I'll be getting out
of your way now.
430
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:26,618
Erwin.
431
00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:39,161
You may find this
hard to believe...
432
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:41,919
but I gave you away
because I loved you.
433
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:45,156
You were my baby boy.
434
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,225
You remembered my name.
435
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,144
So, Skippy, uh...
436
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,311
you want something to drink?
437
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:57,479
Uh, pretzels?
438
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,447
No. No, Alex. Thanks.
439
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,484
I'm too depressed to eat.
440
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:04,419
Hey, uh, why don't we toss
the softball around, huh?
441
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,355
How does that sound? Dangerous.
442
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,223
In the state I'm in, I'd
probably miss the ball,
443
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:10,292
and it would hit me in the face.
444
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,516
Usually happens anyway, Skip.
445
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,864
Alex, I'm in a
daze. I'm stunned.
446
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,966
My mother rejected me.
447
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,723
Again.
448
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,772
My mother never
would've acted that way.
449
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,574
You see, that's
just the point, Skip.
450
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,110
See, she wouldn't
have done that...
451
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,978
because she is your mother.
452
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,613
She loves you.
453
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:32,914
Wait a minute, which mother
454
00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:34,483
are you talking about?
455
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,017
Talking about your mother.
456
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:38,186
N-not... Not the one from
today, but your other mother.
457
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:39,755
Your real mother.
458
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,859
The one from today
is my real mother.
459
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:45,027
Well, that's true, but I
was referring to the mother
460
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,494
that you thought
was your real mother
461
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:47,763
until a few days ago.
462
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:48,986
You mean my mother.
463
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,668
That's what I said,
Skip. Your mother.
464
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,503
When you said, "my
mother" I thought you meant,
465
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,767
my mother, as in, the one
who was my mother first.
466
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,242
No, no. I'm talking
about your other mother,
467
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,976
not the mother who...
Who knew you first.
468
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,679
The mother that you knew first.
469
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,547
Got it.
470
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,505
What about her?
471
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:09,852
Look, Skip.
472
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,520
All... All I'm trying to say
473
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,824
to you is this.
474
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,123
Y-your mother...
475
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,427
didn't reject you.
476
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,863
The woman who gave
birth to you rejected you.
477
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:21,887
You mean my mother?
478
00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:25,723
Let's not start
this again, Skip.
479
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:28,637
Look...
480
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,806
when you were 7 years old,
481
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:34,509
and you got your head
caught in the banister...
482
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,645
who got you loose?
483
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:37,913
My mom.
484
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,848
Which mom?
485
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,084
The one that raised me.
486
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:43,551
Mrs. Handleman.
487
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:44,855
That's right.
488
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,857
And when you
were 13 years old...
489
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,715
and you got your head
caught in the banister...
490
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:58,667
who got you loose?
491
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,769
That time it was my dad.
492
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,772
Um... Mr. Handleman.
493
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,073
Skip...
494
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,617
if it wasn't for
those two people...
495
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,345
your head would be stuck
496
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:11,680
in that banister...
497
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,036
right now.
498
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,608
That's true.
499
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:19,955
See...
500
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,924
the woman you met today...
501
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,158
is your natural mother.
502
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:24,526
And... And there's
a guy out there
503
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:27,128
who is your natural father.
504
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:28,430
But they haven't been a part of
505
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,832
your life for 16 years.
506
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:33,268
They... They've had no
role in... In nurturing you,
507
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,660
in molding you,
in... In caring for you.
508
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,108
They, uh...
509
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,412
They created a baby...
510
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,745
but they had no part in
creating the human being
511
00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:46,481
that's Erwin N. Handleman.
512
00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:48,417
Oh, even so, Alex...
513
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,585
how would you feel
514
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,019
if you found out that
your mom and dad
515
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,843
aren't your natural parents?
516
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:57,381
It would explain a lot of
inconsistencies in my family.
517
00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:07,736
Look, what it gets
right down to, Skip, i-is...
518
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:11,172
the people who are most
important in your life...
519
00:22:11,196 --> 00:22:13,041
are the people who love you,
520
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,878
and the people
who care about you.
521
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:17,413
And you got those people,
522
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,114
just as much as I do.
523
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:26,354
You're home.
524
00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:27,790
Yeah. Just got back.
525
00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:29,691
Uh... we would've
been here sooner,
526
00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:31,949
but we got stuck at
the Wilson Interchange.
527
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:34,162
I was worried you might.
528
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,666
They ought to put
better signs up there.
529
00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:40,229
Oh, how'd it go, Baby Boy?
530
00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:43,405
Uh... you don't have to
531
00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:44,461
call me that anymore.
532
00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:47,709
Did you meet...
533
00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:49,344
her?
534
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,735
Yeah. I met her.
535
00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:54,816
She was...
536
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,407
pretty nice.
537
00:22:57,442 --> 00:22:58,954
I see.
538
00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:00,755
Alex met her too.
539
00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:03,279
Yeah. Yeah, she was,
um... She was nice.
540
00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:06,695
Well...
541
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,064
I'm... glad
542
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:11,354
your real mother's nice.
543
00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:14,257
You're my real mother.
544
00:23:15,328 --> 00:23:17,038
Oh, Mom.
545
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,106
Hey-hey. What about me?
546
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:19,741
You're my real dad, Dad.
547
00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:24,112
Let's go home and
have real dinner.
548
00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:26,314
Let's go home.
549
00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:28,105
I just said that. Oh, yeah.
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