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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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Well, Dad, you can breathe easy.
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Your worries are over.
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Great.
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Uh, you are looking
at a young man
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on the verge of becoming
independently wealthy
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at the age of 18.
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Congratulations.
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Come on, Dad,
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aren't you going to ask
me what this is all about?
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All right, what's it all about?
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Guess.
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Alex...
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Dad, the student
council has granted me
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the exclusive right to
sell senior class souvenirs.
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Class rings? T-shirts?
That kind of thing?
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Oh, sure, sure.
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Another man might settle
for selling that kind of stuff,
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but I'm planning to expand
this into a major enterprise.
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A full line of Harding
High Class of '84 products.
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Coffee mugs. Bookmarks.
Frisbees. That's just the start.
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Let me know when
I can quit my job.
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I will.
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Uh, Dad, there's
just one other thing.
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In order to get started in this,
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I have make an initial
investment of $100.
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Where are you
going to get the $100?
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From my partner.
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Who's your partner?
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Well, Dad, let's
put it this way:
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you're wearing his shirt...
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partner.
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No, thanks, Alex.
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Aw, come on, Dad.
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Think about it.
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"Keaton & Son: the
souvenir people."
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It's the American dream, Dad.
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You say no to this,
you say no to America.
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What you're saying is
you'll put up 50 bucks,
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and I'll put up 50
bucks, is that it?
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Dad, if you're going to
take a hard line on this,
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we might as well...
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just dissolve the
partnership right now.
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So I'm supposed to
put up the whole $100.
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It's a deal.
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Steven, how can you
eat at a time like this?
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I don't know, I
just go on instinct.
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My mother's gonna
be here any minute.
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Aren't you nervous?
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I'm covering.
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A little tense this
morning, aren't we, Mom?
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Okay, I may be a little anxious,
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but it's the first time
my mom's come to stay
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since she and Dad
got se... S... S...
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Separated.
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Thank you.
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Come on, Elyse, relax.
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I know it's a difficult thing
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to watch your parents'
marriage break up...
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Their marriage didn't break
up, they're only se... S...
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Separated.
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Thank you.
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Isn't Grandma here yet?
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Not yet.
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I like when grandma visits.
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She really knows
how to spoil someone.
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Oh, she's here.
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Oh, oh, oh. Now, kids.
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I want you to take it a little
easy on grandma this time.
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Why? What do you mean, Mom?
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Well, you know, grandma
and grandpa are se... S...
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Separated.
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Thank you.
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And I think we need to pitch
in and help boost up her spirit,
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she's likely to be a little
more depressed and unhappy
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than you're used to seeing her.
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Hello, hello, hello!
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Oh, Mally.
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Well, we've got to get going,
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Kate, I'll see
you later tonight.
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I've got to get
the kids to school.
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Come on. Bye, babes.
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Bye. Bye.
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Don't forget your coats.
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Bye-bye, Kate. Honey.
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Elyse.
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Oh.
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How you feeling, Mom?
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Great. How are you feeling?
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Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine.
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I was just asking 'cause
you and Dad are se... S...
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Separated?
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Thank you.
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That's a real difficult
word for me to say.
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How are you on
the word "divorced"?
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Mom!
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It's almost final.
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Almost is not final.
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Let's not close the
door completely.
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I mean, you and
Dad might reconcile,
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move back into the house...
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We sold the house.
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You sold the house!
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My room too?
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Hello?
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Uh, yeah, she is. Just a minute.
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It's for you.
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It's a man.
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I gave some friends this
number. I hope it's all right.
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Sure.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Phillip.
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Phillip?
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Lunch today? Ooh,
that would be lovely.
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Well, I'll see you later, honey.
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Honey?
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Phillip, you shouldn't
say such things.
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Dad, Dad.
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I just got back from
the wholesalers
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with some prototypes.
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I'm telling you,
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these things are
sure-fire bestsellers.
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Okay? First we have
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the official Harding High
class of '84 duck caller.
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Better shut the door.
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We do not want
any ducks in here.
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Look at this.
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Class of '84 windshield wiper.
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Dad, I am gonna sell
class of '84 pasta makers.
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Class of '84
glow-in-the-dark shoe trees.
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Class of '84
charcoal briquettes.
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Well, what do you think?
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I-I like the briquettes...
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but, uh, some of these items
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strike me as being
a little impractical.
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Aw, Dad. Trust me.
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I have got my
finger on the pulse
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of the contemporary
American teenager.
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Oh. I almost forgot.
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Class of '84 monocles.
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We are going to sell
boat-loads of these babies.
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In any case, I think
I'll resist the urge
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to put a down payment
on a summer house.
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Where's Mallory?
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She's supposed to
do the dinner dishes.
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She said she'll do them later.
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She's upstairs helping
grandma get ready for her date.
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Grandma's going out again?
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That's the third time
this week she's gone out.
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Yeah, ain't that something?
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Over 40 and still active.
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A real miracle.
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You know, Steven, I don't
think I like the idea of...
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Elyse...
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L...
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I said I wasn't going
to interfere and I won't.
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Now, are you sure you don't mind
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my borrowing your
necklace, Mallory?
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Of course not, grandma, I
think it looks great on you.
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You wouldn't lie to an
old lady, would you?
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I don't know any old ladies.
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Grandma, you look so pretty.
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Thank you.
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Mom, if you think I'm going
to let you leave the house
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looking like that, you
are sadly mistaken.
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Well, what's wrong
with the way I look?
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Nothing, you look great.
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Thank you.
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Mom, don't you think that dress
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is just a little too... Too-
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Too what?
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Too red?
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No, I think it's just
the right amount of red.
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That's Phillip.
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How do I look?
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Never mind.
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I'll get it, grandma.
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Hi, how are you doing?
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You must be my
grandmother's date.
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You mean to tell me
that ravishing woman
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is a grandmother?
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I can't believe it.
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Well, I call her "grandmother."
It's just a term of affection.
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Actually, she's my niece.
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Come on in here
and meet everyone.
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Now, don't tell me.
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This fine young man is Alex,
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and these beautiful creatures
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must be Mallory,
Jennifer, and Steven.
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How do you do? Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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And this is my, uh, my wife,
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Elyse. Elyse!
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I've been looking forward to
meeting you for a long time.
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How long?
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Oh, I see, you want
to know how long
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I've been seeing your mother?
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The question did cross my mind.
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Didn't she tell you? In
February it'll be 20 years.
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Twenty years?
Behind Daddy's back?
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Phillip's my dentist, honey.
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Dr. Morgan?
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That's right.
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Kate's spoken very
highly of your root canal.
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I try to brush after every meal
and avoid between meal treats.
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And when she
doesn't I remind her.
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I'm a bit of a floss man myself.
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Well, tell us a little
about yourself, Phillip.
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Any children?
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Three. Wife?
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Divorced. Health?
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Knock wood.
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Plans for the future?
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Well, I'm retired, I
have plenty of money,
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I guess I'll just hang
around until I die.
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When do you think that'll be?
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Gin.
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Hm?
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I said, "gin."
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Oh, did I win?
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I won.
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Oh.
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What time is it, Steven?
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Elyse, I'm sure
your mother's fine.
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My mother?
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You think I'm staying up
because of my mother?
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I happen to love this game,
that's why I'm staying up,
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so just shut up and play poker.
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Wanna talk about her?
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No. I do not want
to talk about her.
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All right.
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I cannot believe
she is out on a date.
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Phillip looked like
a perfect gentleman.
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Oh, Steven, you are so naive.
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I have read articles about
sex and older people.
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They retire to these little
communities of condominiums,
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they take folk dancing,
they eat the early bird special,
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then they all go
home to their hot tubs.
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There are a lot of
grandmas and grandpas
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in hot water right now!
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Elyse, your mother
is a grown woman,
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I'm sure she can
take care of herself.
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She may be a grown
woman, Steven,
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'cause she cannot
take care of herself.
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My father's always
protected her.
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She's been married for 40 years,
what could she know about sex?
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You know what I mean. Yeah.
263
00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:14,172
I-I-I am sure she is fine.
264
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:23,292
It's after midnight, why
hasn't she come home?
265
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,927
I think we should go to bed.
266
00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:27,151
I can't. I'm too
keyed up to sleep.
267
00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:31,167
Well, maybe, just maybe,
268
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:37,328
we could think of something else
to, uh... Pass the time up there.
269
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,433
What, you mean now?
With my mother out?
270
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,838
We'll tell her about it.
271
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,088
I'm sorry, Steven,
272
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,455
this whole business
with my mother
273
00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:54,456
is really getting to me.
274
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,791
Now, look. Elyse.
275
00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,260
She is practically
a divorced woman.
276
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,794
You have got to accept it.
277
00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:02,998
I could accept it a lot easier
if I didn't have to watch Mom
278
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:04,667
go gallivanting off with the man
279
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,024
who told her to rinse
and spit for 20 years.
280
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:10,462
I'll get it.
281
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,378
Hello.
282
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,442
Oh, hi.
283
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,205
Uh, all right. Fine.
284
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:22,885
Uh, oh, I will.
285
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:23,986
You too.
286
00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,354
Yeah. Bye.
287
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,922
Who was that?
288
00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:28,424
Uh, that was your mother.
289
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:31,427
She said they had a
wonderful time at the concert,
290
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,396
they stopped for
ice cream afterwards,
291
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,298
and, uh, oh, uh, yeah,
292
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,682
she's spending
the night at Phillip's.
293
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,189
That's her! She's home!
294
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,211
Just where have you been?
295
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:07,952
I was next door at the Obecks'.
296
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,901
See, that's how the route goes.
Obecks, Keatons, Handlemans.
297
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,336
Fine, fine. You're
doing a good job.
298
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,238
Keep up the good work.
299
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:17,740
As long as I have
you here, Mrs. Keaton,
300
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,045
could I interest you in our
new line of yogurt products...
301
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,445
Have a nice day.
302
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,147
Who was... Who was at the door?
303
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,815
The milk man. How is he?
304
00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:27,983
Who cares.
305
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:30,942
There she is!
306
00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,502
She kissed him
right in front of us.
307
00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:50,227
They weren't in front of us
until you opened the door.
308
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,835
Elyse, why did you
open the door just then?
309
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:02,117
I heard the key. I thought
you were the milk man.
310
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:03,708
You gave the milk man the key?
311
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,257
Mom, just where have you been?
312
00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:11,015
What?
313
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:15,320
I said, "where have you been?"
314
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,469
That's what I thought you said.
315
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:23,561
And the answer is, "what
business is it of yours?"
316
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,833
Well, we've got a
big day ahead of us.
317
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,515
Gotta get our sleep.
318
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,952
It's only 6:15. You're only
going to have 45 minutes.
319
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,616
Well, that sounds
like more than enough.
320
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,090
Are you coming up?
321
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:44,160
No, Mom and I have some
things to talk about. I'll be up.
322
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,828
All right, but all I'll
wait is half an hour,
323
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,132
then I have got to get to sleep.
324
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,924
I don't get my 15 minutes
a day, I'm worthless.
325
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,977
Now, do you mind telling
me what this is all about?
326
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:05,136
I've had a very busy evening,
and I'd like to get some rest.
327
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,283
Well, if you would come
home at a decent hour,
328
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:09,640
you wouldn't be so tired now.
329
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,555
If I'd come home
at a decent hour,
330
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,291
I would have had to spend
the evening arguing with you
331
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:17,659
about the divorce.
332
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:20,696
Oh, so rather than talk
with your only daughter,
333
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,099
you'd rather soak in
some man's hot tub?
334
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:26,469
We did not soak in any hot tub.
335
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,938
I'm sorry, I shouldn't
have said that.
336
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,895
The hot tub was too crowded.
337
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,778
We went in the sauna.
338
00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:39,137
Maybe we'll use
the hot tub next time.
339
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,873
Just what did you and
this tooth-jockey do tonight?
340
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:47,556
I am not going to subject
myself to these questions.
341
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,892
I'm a mature adult capable
of taking care of my own life,
342
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:53,329
and I'm going to do so
whether you like it or not.
343
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,597
Come to think of it,
344
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,633
I remember you saying
the exact same thing to me
345
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,134
about 20 years ago.
346
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,536
Wait! Just tell me,
347
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,670
after all these years,
348
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:05,840
how can you just go out
on dates and be with men?
349
00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:08,145
Well, to tell you the
truth, it isn't easy.
350
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:11,702
But it's all coming back to me.
351
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,386
Good morning.
352
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,555
Look, Steven, we have a very
serious problem on our hands
353
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:20,723
here with my mother,
354
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,191
I'm trying to figure
a few things out,
355
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,859
if you don't mind I'd rather not
356
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,763
be diverted by
your idle chatter.
357
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,691
Sorry I rambled on like that.
358
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:36,775
It's okay.
359
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,666
Did you and your mother talk?
360
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,895
You always take
her side, don't you.
361
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:46,982
What?
362
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,283
No, admit it,
363
00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:50,285
you've always liked
my mother, haven't you.
364
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,209
All right, I confess. I do.
365
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,325
Sorry, Alex, it's just
not going to work.
366
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,894
Aw, come on, Jennifer, how
do you know until you try?
367
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:01,163
Some things you just know.
368
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,430
What's the problem?
369
00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:05,634
Alex wants me to sell his
class of '84 moustache wax
370
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:06,724
to the 5th grade.
371
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,672
Come on, Jennifer,
Jennifer. Jennifer, look.
372
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,674
I told you, I'm willing to
give you half the profits.
373
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,177
Wait a minute.
374
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,241
I thought I was
getting half the profits.
375
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,110
The dream is dead, Pop.
376
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:30,860
Sales haven't been good?
377
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,483
Sales haven't been.
378
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,497
Nothing?
379
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:39,434
Well, yeah, I sold a bottle
of class of '84 suntan lotion
380
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:40,469
to Mallory's friend Carla.
381
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,204
It was, uh,
382
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,940
dollar 30 total profit.
383
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,364
Here's your 65 cents.
384
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,735
This was once $100, Alex.
385
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,788
Alex, Carla wants her money
back from that suntan lotion
386
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,132
you sold her, it
turned her skin green.
387
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:07,551
No way, Mallory,
she knew the risks.
388
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,732
I told her there
was a possibility
389
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:11,756
of that happening.
390
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:13,669
Dad?
391
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:17,239
Well, just how
green did she turn?
392
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,529
Dad.
393
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,147
Good morning, Mom.
394
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,715
Good morning, Elyse. Kate.
395
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:29,384
Morning, grandma. Sleep well?
396
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:30,853
Not really, Jennifer.
397
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:31,877
Not at all.
398
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,256
What?
399
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,790
Nothing.
400
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:38,260
Don't do that, Elyse,
you're being very childish.
401
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,495
Oh, I'm being childish.
402
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,253
That's funny, ha-ha-ha.
403
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,434
So, grandma, how was your date?
404
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,703
Oh, very nice, thank you.
405
00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:50,605
How did the necklace
go over? Did Phillip like it?
406
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:51,840
Yes, thank you, he did.
407
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,539
Oh, I must have left the
necklace at his house.
408
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,883
I'm sorry.
409
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,350
I tend to get a
little butterfingered
410
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:03,841
while I'm morally outraged.
411
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,066
Excuse me. Oh, Kate.
412
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:19,924
Goodbye, Steven.
413
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,805
Kate, what are you doing?
414
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,873
I'm not going to stay
here and be insulted
415
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,337
by that woman you
married. Oh, come on.
416
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:30,879
Kate, pl...
417
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,281
Sit... Sit down.
418
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,282
Please.
419
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,416
Sit.
420
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,450
Sit down.
421
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:37,319
Look.
422
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:42,024
Uh, I know Elyse has been,
uh... a little irrational lately.
423
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,793
A little irrational?
424
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,983
All right, in some
states she'd be put away.
425
00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,599
You've got to understand,
426
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,723
divorce is always
tough on the children.
427
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,480
So, here we are.
428
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,149
Mother, daughter...
429
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,586
husband, son-in-law...
430
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:24,966
Just the four of us.
431
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:33,542
Maybe, uh... Maybe
I'll be off to work now.
432
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,410
If it's okay with... Go. Go.
433
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:36,467
All righ...
434
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,549
Elyse, I'm furious with you.
435
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,116
You're mad at me?
436
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:44,319
I'm not the one who
stayed out all night.
437
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:47,188
Why are you having a harder time
438
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:49,691
accepting this
divorce than I am?
439
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:51,660
It's not right.
440
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,662
It's unnatural.
441
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,931
There are some things in this
world that you can count on.
442
00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:58,834
The sun comes up in the morning,
443
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,370
it's hard to whistle with
crackers in your mouth,
444
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:02,838
and my mom and dad
do not get divorced.
445
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:06,675
Elyse, you're going to
have to get used to it.
446
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,577
You had a great marriage,
447
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,580
we had a great family,
everybody said so.
448
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,682
Was it all a lie?
449
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,584
Look, we did have
a good marriage,
450
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,620
we grew apart. It happens.
451
00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:21,256
But it doesn't erase
the wonderful years
452
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,780
we had together.
453
00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:26,228
I want my family back.
454
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,530
Oh, honey.
455
00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:31,934
It's so scary. If you
and Dad can break up,
456
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,190
that can happen to anybody.
457
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:35,570
It could happen to me.
458
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:38,673
No, I don't think it'll
ever happen to you.
459
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:42,510
Charlie and I were husband
and wife for 40 years,
460
00:21:42,534 --> 00:21:46,570
but somehow we never
became real friends.
461
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,174
You and Steven are friends.
462
00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,491
Don't you miss Dad? A little?
463
00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:58,694
Of course I do.
464
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:01,363
There are a lot of things
about your father that I miss.
465
00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:02,664
Like what?
466
00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:05,100
Oh, little things.
467
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:07,503
Like the way he used to
wake me up in the morning.
468
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:08,804
How?
469
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,438
He used to lean over and yell:
470
00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:12,908
"Swimmers, take your marks."
471
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:15,132
And then he'd shoot
off a little toy cap pistol.
472
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,649
You miss that?
473
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,139
I never overslept.
474
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:25,710
You know, Elyse...
475
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,346
I've always belonged
to someone else.
476
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:33,461
Charlie Donnelly's wife.
477
00:22:33,485 --> 00:22:34,763
Elyse's mother.
478
00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:36,832
Ned's mother.
479
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,756
Never just me, Kate.
480
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,392
This is a very
difficult time for me.
481
00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:48,343
I guess I haven't made it
any easier for you, have I.
482
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,479
I really need your
support, honey.
483
00:22:51,503 --> 00:22:54,004
I need to feel you're behind me.
484
00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:56,652
I am, Mom.
485
00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,208
I'm sorry.
486
00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:02,724
Will you stay?
487
00:23:02,748 --> 00:23:04,582
Of course I'll stay.
488
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:10,699
Gonna continue
dating though, huh?
489
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:11,967
Yep.
490
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,735
Okay.
491
00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:15,403
Okay.
492
00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:17,947
No slow-dancing
on the first date.
493
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:21,431
No coming in after
10 on school nights.
494
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:26,481
Two feet on the
ground at all times.
495
00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:29,239
The old suckers talk
too much, you call me.
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