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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪

♪ For a million years ♪

♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪

♪ For a million more ♪

♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪

♪ On the night we kissed ♪

♪ Well, I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪

♪ What would we do, baby ♪

♪ Without us? ♪

♪ What would we do, baby ♪

♪ Without us? ♪

♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪

♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪

♪ What would we do, baby ♪

♪ Without us? ♪

♪ Sha-la-la-lahhh ♪

CHiPS.

Isn't there anything
more interesting on?

A test pattern maybe?

It happens to be a
quality show, Alex.

Erik's really cute.

Hey, Mal, you mind
giving me a hand here?

I'm trying to work out
this hitch in my swing.

I hate baseball. It's
noisy, it's crowded,

and everybody wears
those tacky double knits.

Oh, Jennifer, you
should know better

than to practice
baseball in the house.

Sorry, Dad.

Mallory, turn off the TV.
Alex, help me clean up here.

Your Uncle Ned's gonna
be here any minute.

Maybe he'll practice with me.

Knowing Uncle
Ned, I'm sure he will.

I'm counting on you to keep
him under control this time.

Don't you like it when
Uncle Ned comes?

I love it. I just wish one time
when your brother comes to town

he'd give us more
than two hours' notice.

Uncle Ned may be impulsive,

but you gotta
remember one thing.

He's the junior vice president
of the Syntram Corporation,

which happens to
be the 12th largest

multinational
corporation in the world.

In the fast-paced
world of big business,

decisions have to
be made like that.

There's no time to think.

You'll fit right in
someday, Alex.

Ned! Hey!

You're looking great.

Oh, my.

Who's the little monkey face?

Hey, Alex.

♪ She's a woman now ♪

Hey, how you doing?
Welcome. Good, good, good.

It's so good to see you!
Come on and sit down.

It's good to see
all of you guys.

Oh, the bag. Here you go, Ned.

I have presents for each
and every one of you,

starting with Jennifer.

It's a little New York City
skyline inside a dome.

Shake it up, snow's inside.

Careful of that.
It's one of a kind.

I also have one for
each of the rest of you.

Alex. Mallory. Elyse. Steven.

Oh, Steven, I'm sorry.

One day I'm gonna work
inside of one of those buildings.

Should be a perfect fit.

I'll get it.

Hello.

Hi, Mom. Yeah, I'm fine.

Hey, have I got
a surprise for you.

You will never guess
who just came for a visit.

I am not here.

Uh, who is it? Uh, the gas man.

He just came to read the meter.

Well he prefers
reading at night.

He sleeps better
if he reads first.

Can I call you back later, Mom?

Good, okay, thanks, bye.

Why did you do that?

No reason.

Look, Elyse, I'm on vacation,

I just want to relax.

If it's all the same I'd like
to take a couple of days,

get settled before I
talk to Mom and Dad.

Parents can be tough
to deal with sometimes.

Hey, I know what you mean.

Ah, Ned, great that you
could get this time off,

considering that you took a
vacation a couple of months ago.

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, well, uh, this
isn't a vacation, per se,

it's more of a leave of absence.

I was feeling a
little burned out,

I needed some
time off, you know?

You're not sick, now, are you?

No. No, no, nothing like that.

Just a little tired.

I was hoping I could stay
here for a while, if it's okay?

Oh, that'd be terrific. Sure.

Make yourself at home.
We won't bother you.

You can even go
take a nap if you want.

Oh, great.

Hey!

What do you say we
blow this couch out of here

and play a couple
of innings, guys?

Oh, you don't know
how I appreciate

a home-cooked meal, Elyse.

I don't cook much in
my apartment anymore.

Not since the fire.

It's a mystery to me how
you live in that apartment.

It was such a mess
last time we visited.

Come on, Elyse, you just
caught me at a bad time.

I didn't have time to tidy
up before you arrived.

It looked like strip
mining had been going on.

No. No strip mining.

The geological surveys
we did were inconclusive.

Don't make fun of me,
Ned. I worry about you.

I know. And it's so cute.
You're such a big sister.

So, Ned, how's work?

What's going on at Syntram?

Come on, Dad. I
showed you that clipping.

They've moved up seven
notches on the Fortune 500.

You've got a copy of the
Fortune 500 in your wallet?

No, I wish. I only have
the top 25 in my wallet.

I keep the complete
list under my pillow.

I also have the clipping
from two years ago

when you were promoted
to junior vice president.

And your speech
before the World Bank,

and your award for best
young executive of 1981.

You got any pictures
of me in a swimsuit?

Come on, Uncle Ned, there's
no need for false modesty.

We all know you're a genius.

Your command of
computer technology,

your business acumen,

your math abilities
are well-documented.

That's right. You're
looking at a man

who's memorized every
number between one and 100.

Oh, yeah? What comes after 63?

Oh, come on, Jennifer, not
when everybody's watching.

Hello.

Allied International
Airlines? Wha...?

No, I'm sorry. You must
have the wrong number.

There's no one named
Stanislaw Demkowski here.

This is Stanislaw.

Nyet, nyet. No.

I do not know when
I will be leaving yet.

Can I keep my
return ticket open?

Oh, danke, danke.

Bei mir bist du schoen.

Uh, since I'm up

anybody need
anything from the fridge?

Uh, some butter,
some baking soda,

some chopped chives?

Ned, that call was for
someone named Stanislaw.

Yeah, that struck
me as strange also.

Ned.

Oh, well, there's a
very simple explanation.

I booked my airline ticket
through the company's computers.

I used an assumed name so
that they wouldn't know I was here.

Otherwise, they'd be
calling every five minutes

over some problem at work.

May I use your phone for a
second? Quick business call?

Certainly, Stanislaw.

After all you are a
guest in our country.

The falcon has landed.

The fat man walks alone.

I repeat, the falcon has landed.

The fat man walks alone.

So you sure about
those chopped chives?

Good morning.

Good morning, Uncle
Ned. You sleep well?

Like a baby. Didn't
you hear me crying?

What you working on?

Algebra.

Ah, what's the problem?

Algebra.

Need some help?

Well, I did this problem
with that formula

you showed me last night.

Uh-huh. And I got
x equals seven.

But the book says x equals nine.

Compromise. Make x equal eight.

Okay. Now I want all the dirt.

Tell me everything.

The inner workings
of the corporate world.

Bold, daring decisions

made in the face
of an ever-changing

and uncertain world economy.

Survival of the fittest

elevated to the highest
levels of corporate technology.

Come on, Uncle Ned, tell
me, is that what it's like?

Kind of.

Really.

God, I love getting
the inside story.

Don't encourage him, Uncle Ned.

Uncle Ned, what is really

the most exciting
part of it all?

I have two secretaries.

You've just destroyed
all his fantasies.

Hopefully I've created new ones.

Okay, kids. Get a move on.

Your car pool's gonna
be here any minute.

Uncle Ned, can you
give me a few pointers?

We have a big game
after school today,

and I've been in a
batting slump lately.

Well, that's because you
swing at too many bad pitches,

Jennifer, and I told you
that last time I was here.

All right. Come on, come on.

Let's go outside and
I'll toss you a couple.

Uh-oh, our car pool is here.

That's okay, that's okay.

We can get in a couple swings

on the way to the car.

Hey Alex, Mallory, shag
some flies for us, would you?

Okay. Bye.

Oh, Steve, come on
out! We need a catcher!

Don't say it, Steven.

You don't even know
what I was going to say.

You were going to say Ned
is childish and irresponsible.

I wasn't going to say that.

That's a given.

What I was going to say is, uh,

I think something's going
on and Ned's not telling us.

He's been so evasive
about why he's in town now.

I know what you
mean, but that's Ned.

I mean, he told us last
night, he's feeling burned out

and he just wants to
take a leave of absence.

Well then, what's
all this stuff, uh...

The fat man has landed, and...

Actually, it was the
falcon that landed.

The fat man walked alone.

Aw, give the kid a
break, Mrs. Anderson!

She's got a big game today.

Well, what's a
couple of minutes?

That woman should
not be driving a car pool.

She's far too irritable.

Oop, I'll get that.

Hello.

Just a minute. I'll see.

Elyse, do you have any
friends named Bernice?

Uh, Bernice Wilkins.

Bernice, what's your last name?

Okay, she's got that
right. How tall is she?

She's about... Ned! What...?

Bernice. Hi.

Who answered the
phone? The gas man.

Can I call you back? Thanks.

Don't ever call here again.

Ned, what is going on?

I just don't want the people
from work to know I'm here.

Why not?

Because I've been having
some problems at work lately.

Some big problems.

Well, the truth of
the matter is I quit.

Or if you want to get all
technical about it, I was fired.

Oh, Ned. I'm sorry.

Yeah, well, the
thing is, I didn't leave

on exactly the best of terms
with the company brass.

Uh, there may be some things
they might want to say to me

that I don't really
want to hear.

And some things they
might want to do to me

that I don't want to have done.

What are you saying?

Are you in some physical danger?

Only if they catch me.

Now, I don't understand.
Why are they after you?

Well, I had a
little disagreement

with the president
of the company.

All of this is over a
little disagreement?

Well, at first it was
a little disagreement.

Then I poured a cup
of coffee on his head.

On your boss?

He said he wanted a second cup.

Uh, look, um,

why don't I just explain
this from the very beginning.

About two years ago,
the Syntram Corporation

bought a small company
called Hemsdale Machine Parts,

and, as it turns out,

Syntram bought that
company for only one reason.

To make money.

To lose money.

Aha. I was never
very good in business.

You see, once the
merger went through,

Syntram could
claim that Hemsdale

was an unprofitable
business and shut it down

and they would use the
loss as a huge tax write-off.

And the whole transaction

would actually make millions
of dollars for the company.

And I was the man in charge
of making all of that happen.

That was your big promotion,
right? I remember that.

Yeah. Alex took the
day off from school.

Yeah, well, uh, a
couple of months ago,

I visited Hemsdale
for the first time.

And saw the people we
were about to put out of work.

All 1800 of them.

And it just really got to me.

But you must have known
that they existed before that.

Until then they
were just numbers

on a computer printout, Steve.

But when I saw them,
they were real people.

They had overalls,
and lunch buckets,

and hats, umbrellas.

The forecast called for rain.

Well, what happened?

Light showers. Sun
came out about, uh...

What did you do?

Oh, well,

I went to the president
of our company

and I explained how I felt.

I suggested that he
call the merger off

and keep Hemsdale open.

And he said to me,

"Ned, let's keep
this in perspective.

"Those 1800 people have
their financial concerns,

and we have ours."

Moments later, the man
had coffee in his hair.

Pouring coffee on his head
was pretty dumb, but it...

Do you really think they'll
send someone after you?

Big business can be dangerous.

I've heard of people
who have disappeared

after mixing up a lunch order.

Must be very difficult for you.

I mean, after all you've
worked for for the past 10 years.

Yeah, I guess I
had no other choice.

But, um, what was
all this business

about the falcon
and the fat man?

Yeah.

Oh, that was nothing.

I was cancelling
a racquetball date

I had with Billy Whitsett.
We call him the fat man.

I'm glad you told us, Ned.

At least it'll...
This'll put an end

to all this
cloak-and-dagger business.

Of course.

Hello.

"Pussycat, pussycat,
where have you been"?

Just tell 'em I've been
to London to visit the...

No, forget it.

You cleared.

What's the big deal?

I mean, we had time
for one more inning.

It was getting dark, Uncle Ned.

So what? It was a tied game.

I was getting tired.

Hey, you play tired.
That's part of the game.

Their pitcher was even
losing her good stuff.

All the kids had to
go home for dinner.

What a gyp.

Hey, champ. Hi, Uncle Ned.

Listen, my dad told
me the whole thing.

I think what you did was great.

You do? Yeah.

Yeah you did what you had to do.

Now they know you're
not just another yes man.

You're a free thinker, a rebel.

The president will probably
come running back to you

and offer you a big
raise and a promotion.

Alex, I'm not going
back to Syntram.

You know, you're
right. To hell with 'em.

The other big multinationals

will probably be banging
down your door pretty soon.

You could just
take your pick, right?

No.

I'm through with
the business world.

Finished. Never again.

The ball game's over.

You can't do that, Uncle Ned.

You've got one of the
best young business minds

since Henry Ford.

Since... Since Howard Hughes.

Since... Since a lot of guys.

You're part of the new breed.

You're brash. You're sassy.

You're now.

Let's face it, you owe it to
humanity to make money.

Alex, there's a lot of
information about this

that has yet to surface.

And when it does, you may
not be that thrilled with me.

What do you mean?

Alex, I'm about to
tell you something

that I couldn't
tell your parents.

No, I'm not.

Oh, hi, Ned. How did
Jennifer's softball game go?

Well, it was a tied game, and
Jennifer wanted to come home

'cause it was getting dark,
and she was getting hungry

and tired, and I really think

you ought to have a
talk with that kid, Steve.

Hey, Mom and Dad, a car
just pulled up in the driveway.

Yeah, it's got U.S.
Government license plates.

Are you sure?

Positive.

Oh, son of a gun, Mallory,
you're right. Government plates.

Ned, do you know
anything about this?

Me? No, nothing. Never
seen the guy before.

But whoever he is is about
to ring your front doorbell.

Well, I gotta go
get some ice cream.

Ned!

Yes.

Is this the Keaton residence?

Yes. Great.

That would make you
Steven Keaton, right?

Uh, right.

Whoa. Two out of two.

Uh, what can I do for you?

May...? May I come in?

Yeah. My name's Bert
Carlyle. I'm with your local office

of the Federal Bureau
of Investigation.

What's going on?

Don't tell me, don't
tell me. You, you, you...

You must be Elyse, right?

That's right.

I'm pretty good
at this, aren't I?

And you must be
Alex and Mallory.

Uh, who's the little
girl? Friend of the family?

She's our daughter, Jennifer.

Are you sure?

I'm quite certain.

Okay. First mistake.

Heads will roll.

Jennifer. Daughter.

Got it.

How do you know
so much about us?

I pulled your file from the
computer this afternoon.

And say, you know, you folks

have been the talk of
the office all day long.

Uh, excuse me,
dear, excuse me, dear.

Ah, here we are.

"Steven and Elyse
Keaton. Married May, 1964.

"Participated in
no fewer than 15

"subversive political
demonstrations

"between 1966 and 1973.

Arrested three times."

See here, Mr. Carlyle, I don't
know what you want with us,

but I do know my rights.

According to the
Privacy Act of 1974,

I have the right to
examine the FBI's file on us.

Okay, here.

Can I have that back
before I go? It's my only copy.

Mr. Carlyle, will you please
tell us why you're here?

Oh, right. Listen, I'm
sorry to bother you folks.

We got a call from the
New York office this morning.

Now it seems
they're looking for a...

A Ned Donnelly.

He's my brother.

Wait a minute, wait a
minute. He's, uh, your brother.

That's correct.

Anyway, we're just making a
routine check of his relatives

to see if they know where he is.

Uh, has Ned done
something illegal?

Ma'am, the FBI doesn't
go looking for people

unless they've done
something illegal.

It's a new policy.

Well, just what
did Uncle Ned do?

Let's see, what
did Uncle Ned do?

What did Uncle Ned do?

Uncle Ned stole four
and a half million dollars.

Whoa.

The Syntram Corporation

has filed charges against
him for, and I quote,

"embezzlement and
tampering with corporate records

"and corporate funds

involving interstate
transactions."

Is that good or bad?

It's bad, Jennifer.

So, um, do you folks know
where we might find him?

Uh...

No, we don't.

She's right. We
haven't heard from him.

Not in months.

And we definitely didn't
play baseball together today.

Mr. Carlyle,

do you really believe my
brother stole that money?

I mean, he's not the type.

I'll mention that to
the guys in New York.

But to be honest with you,

I think they'll want to push
ahead with the case, anyway.

Can I have my file
back? I've gotta go.

Mr. Carlyle, it says here

that we participated in
left-wing conspiracies

to overthrow the government.

We never did that.

Well, don't take
it so literally.

It's just a bookkeeping thing.

Let's just say,

entirely for the
sake of argument,

that we know where Ned is.

But... We don't, of course.

No.

But... But let's say we do.

I'm just curious what
would happen to us

if we didn't tell you.

Hypothetically
speaking, of course.

Hm. interesting. I guess,

uh, hypothetically speaking,

that you would be
hypothetically arrested

for harboring a known criminal,

and hypothetically be
sent to a very real jail.

I see.

Fascinating stuff, isn't it, eh?

Well, listen, I have to go.

If you hear from
your brother, ma'am,

please give me a call.

Keep in mind,

withholding information
is a federal offense.

Have a nice night.