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Mark just discovered dirt. 10 00:02:31,420 --> 00:02:32,946 (LAUGHS) Should we alert the media? 11 00:02:33,046 --> 00:02:36,951 Sorry, what are you doing today, Martinez? Making sure the MAV is still upright? 12 00:02:37,051 --> 00:02:39,245 MARTINEZ: I'd like you to know that visual inspection of the equipment 13 00:02:39,345 --> 00:02:40,930 is imperative to mission success. 14 00:02:41,055 --> 00:02:43,941 I also would like to report that the MAV is still upright. 15 00:02:44,041 --> 00:02:46,436 LEWIS: (SIGHS) Watney, you keep leaving your channel open 16 00:02:46,561 --> 00:02:48,404 which leads to Martinez responding 17 00:02:48,504 --> 00:02:51,600 which leads to all of us listening which leads to me being annoyed. 18 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:54,328 WATNEY: Roger that. Martinez, the captain would like you to please... 19 00:02:54,428 --> 00:02:57,030 - shut your smart mouth. - (LAUGHING) 20 00:02:57,130 --> 00:03:00,517 We'd prefer to use a different adjective to describe Martinez's mouth. 21 00:03:00,617 --> 00:03:04,455 - MARTINEZ: Oh, did Beck just insult me? - WATNEY: "Dr. Beck." And yes. 22 00:03:04,555 --> 00:03:08,243 Happy to turn the radios off from here, Commander. Just say the word. 23 00:03:08,343 --> 00:03:11,103 Wait, Johanssen. Constant communication is the hallmark... 24 00:03:11,204 --> 00:03:13,231 - Shut 'em off. - WATNEY: No. 25 00:03:13,331 --> 00:03:15,392 No. Excuse me. 26 00:03:15,492 --> 00:03:17,552 LEWIS: I apologize for my countrymen, Vogel. 27 00:03:17,652 --> 00:03:21,256 VOGEL: Accepted. How many samples do we need, Commander? 28 00:03:21,356 --> 00:03:24,627 LEWIS: Seven. 100 grams each. 29 00:03:25,728 --> 00:03:28,748 (ALARM BLARING) 30 00:03:29,873 --> 00:03:32,435 We have a mission update. A storm warning. 31 00:03:32,535 --> 00:03:35,371 Commander, you should come inside. You're gonna want to see this. 32 00:03:35,471 --> 00:03:37,573 - What is it? - JOHANSSEN: A storm warning. 33 00:03:37,673 --> 00:03:41,220 LEWIS: I saw that in this morning's briefing. We'll be inside before it hits. 34 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:44,281 Yeah, they upgraded their estimate. 35 00:03:44,381 --> 00:03:47,226 The storm's gonna be a lot worse. 36 00:03:52,414 --> 00:03:55,460 LEWIS: Martinez, how does it look? 37 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,312 MARTINEZ: Not good. 38 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:02,583 "1,200 kilometers in diameter, bearing 24.41 degrees." 39 00:04:02,683 --> 00:04:03,801 That's tracking right towards us. 40 00:04:03,901 --> 00:04:08,698 "Based on current escalation, estimated force of 8,600 newtons." 41 00:04:08,798 --> 00:04:12,336 - What's the abort force? - 7,500. 42 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:15,071 MARTINEZ: Anything more than that and the MAV could tip. 43 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:18,384 - Do we scrub? - Begin abort procedure. 44 00:04:18,484 --> 00:04:22,713 VOGEL: We are estimating with a margin of error. We... could wait it out. 45 00:04:22,813 --> 00:04:24,964 WATNEY: Let's wait it out. 46 00:04:25,816 --> 00:04:28,136 Let's wait it out. 47 00:04:28,795 --> 00:04:32,665 - JOHANSSEN: Commander? - Prep emergency departure. 48 00:04:32,765 --> 00:04:35,564 - WATNEY: Commander? - LEWIS: We're scrubbed. That's an order. 49 00:04:46,239 --> 00:04:49,908 - Martinez, how long before take-off? - 12 minutes. 50 00:04:50,008 --> 00:04:51,979 (ALARM BLARING) 51 00:04:53,262 --> 00:04:57,433 LEWIS: Visibility is almost zero. Anyone gets lost, hone in on my suit's telemetry. 52 00:04:57,533 --> 00:05:00,398 - You ready? - Ready. 53 00:05:01,087 --> 00:05:02,163 (ALL GROAN) 54 00:05:02,264 --> 00:05:05,928 - WATNEY: Commander, are you okay? - I'm okay. 55 00:05:07,527 --> 00:05:09,553 (WIND HOWLING) 56 00:05:14,684 --> 00:05:16,312 (STRAINING) 57 00:05:16,812 --> 00:05:18,822 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 58 00:05:29,108 --> 00:05:32,279 Commander, we're at 10 degrees, and the MAV is gonna tip at 12.3. 59 00:05:32,779 --> 00:05:36,242 WATNEY: Hey! We might be able to keep the MAV from tipping. 60 00:05:36,342 --> 00:05:37,451 How? 61 00:05:37,551 --> 00:05:40,571 Use the cables from the comms mast as guy-lines, 62 00:05:40,671 --> 00:05:43,949 - anchor it with the Rover's. - LEWIS: Watch out! 63 00:05:44,049 --> 00:05:45,158 (WATNEY GROANS) 64 00:05:45,259 --> 00:05:46,927 (SCREAMING) 65 00:05:47,027 --> 00:05:48,850 Watney! 66 00:05:49,789 --> 00:05:52,183 FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning. Suit breach detected. 67 00:05:52,284 --> 00:05:53,910 - What happened? - He was hit. 68 00:05:54,010 --> 00:05:55,253 Watney, report. 69 00:05:55,353 --> 00:05:58,164 Before we lost telemetry, his decompression alarm went off. 70 00:05:58,265 --> 00:06:00,758 - LEWIS: Where did you last see him? - I don't know where he is. 71 00:06:00,858 --> 00:06:02,885 - LEWIS: What are the vitals on his suit? - He's offline. 72 00:06:02,985 --> 00:06:04,387 BECK: A complete loss of signal on Watney. 73 00:06:04,487 --> 00:06:05,623 - VOGEL: Beck! - Yeah. 74 00:06:05,723 --> 00:06:09,580 - How long can he survive decompression? - Less than a minute. 75 00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:12,158 Line up, walk west. 76 00:06:12,259 --> 00:06:15,216 He may be prone. We don't wanna step over him. 77 00:06:16,016 --> 00:06:19,898 - MARTINEZ: Commander We're at 10.5 degrees. - AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning. Excessive tilt. 78 00:06:19,998 --> 00:06:23,243 Tilting to 11 with all the gusts of wind. 79 00:06:23,343 --> 00:06:26,920 Copy that. Everyone, hone in on Martinez's suit. 80 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:29,548 It'll get you to airlock. Get in, prep for launch. 81 00:06:29,648 --> 00:06:33,184 - BECK: What about you, Commander? - I'm gonna search a little longer. 82 00:06:33,285 --> 00:06:36,519 Get moving! Go! 83 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:42,395 Watney! Watney, report! 84 00:06:42,495 --> 00:06:46,522 MARTINEZ: The MAV's at 11.6 degrees. One good gust and we're tipping. 85 00:06:46,622 --> 00:06:49,669 - If it tips, you launch. - You really think I'm gonna leave you behind? 86 00:06:49,769 --> 00:06:54,057 - LEWIS: That's an order, Martinez. Mark! - (BECK GRUNTING) 87 00:06:54,157 --> 00:06:57,406 Mark! Can you hear me? 88 00:06:58,679 --> 00:07:03,091 Martinez, what about the proximity radar? Could that detect Watney's suit? 89 00:07:03,191 --> 00:07:06,928 It's made to see the Hermes from orbit not a little piece of metal from a single suit. 90 00:07:07,028 --> 00:07:08,589 - LEWIS: Give it a try. - MARTINEZ: Roger. 91 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:11,709 VOGEL: What is she thinking? She knows the infrared can't get through a sandstorm. 92 00:07:11,809 --> 00:07:13,803 BECK: She's grasping for anything. 93 00:07:13,903 --> 00:07:16,172 MARTINEZ: We've got negative contact on the proximity radar. 94 00:07:16,273 --> 00:07:19,396 - LEWIS: Nothing? - MARTINEZ: No. I can barely see the Hab. 95 00:07:20,076 --> 00:07:23,905 Commander, I know you don't wanna hear this, but... Mark is dead. 96 00:07:25,407 --> 00:07:26,817 Commander! 97 00:07:26,917 --> 00:07:29,378 Hey, what the hell is wrong with you, man? 98 00:07:29,478 --> 00:07:31,864 My friend just died. I don't want my commander to die, too. 99 00:07:31,964 --> 00:07:34,400 - AUTOMATED VOICE: Stability warning. - We're tipping! 100 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:37,861 BECK: Commander, you need to get back to the ship, now! 101 00:07:38,462 --> 00:07:39,450 13 degrees. 102 00:07:39,550 --> 00:07:41,440 If we pass balance, we'll never rock back. 103 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,495 MARTINEZ: I've got one more trick left, and then I'm following orders, Commander. 104 00:07:46,504 --> 00:07:48,529 - You're firing the OMS? - (ALARM BEEPING) 105 00:07:48,629 --> 00:07:50,656 That's right. 106 00:07:53,437 --> 00:07:57,287 - Commander! - LEWIS: On my way. (BREATHING HEAVILY) 107 00:07:59,819 --> 00:08:02,059 - MARTINEZ: Johanssen, let's go. - (SIGHS) 108 00:08:04,532 --> 00:08:06,568 (STRUGGLING) 109 00:08:08,636 --> 00:08:10,617 LEWIS: Mark! 110 00:08:22,984 --> 00:08:26,019 MARTINEZ: We're at 11.5 and holding. 111 00:08:27,973 --> 00:08:30,470 Ready to go on your command. 112 00:08:31,701 --> 00:08:33,788 Ready to launch. 113 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:37,272 Commander. I need you to verbally tell me whether or not to. 114 00:08:37,372 --> 00:08:39,246 Launch. 115 00:09:19,929 --> 00:09:22,998 SANDERS ON TV: At around 4:30 a.m. Central Standard Time 116 00:09:23,098 --> 00:09:28,238 our satellites detected a storm approaching the Ares 3 mission site on Mars. 117 00:09:28,338 --> 00:09:31,517 At 6:45, the storm had escalated to severe 118 00:09:31,617 --> 00:09:34,727 and we had no choice but to abort the mission. 119 00:09:34,827 --> 00:09:37,456 Thanks to the quick action of Commander Lewis 120 00:09:37,556 --> 00:09:40,781 astronauts Beck, Johanssen, Martinez and Vogel 121 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:43,537 were all able to reach the Mars Ascent Vehicle 122 00:09:43,637 --> 00:09:48,734 and perform an emergency launch at 7:28 Central Time. 123 00:09:48,834 --> 00:09:51,094 Unfortunately, during the evacuation, 124 00:09:51,194 --> 00:09:55,174 astronaut Mark Watney was struck by debris and killed. 125 00:09:55,275 --> 00:09:56,526 - (REPORTERS GASP) - (CAMERAS CLICKING) 126 00:09:56,626 --> 00:10:00,180 Commander Lewis and the rest of her team were able to intercept safely 127 00:10:00,281 --> 00:10:03,015 with the Hermes and are now heading home. 128 00:10:03,115 --> 00:10:05,893 But Mark Watney is dead. 129 00:10:05,993 --> 00:10:08,474 - FEMALE REPORTER: Director Sanders! - (REPORTERS CLAMORING) 130 00:10:10,773 --> 00:10:11,894 Director Sanders! 131 00:10:30,466 --> 00:10:32,481 (DEVICE BEEPING) 132 00:10:40,154 --> 00:10:41,632 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 133 00:10:41,832 --> 00:10:44,987 AUTOMATED VOICE: Oxygen level critical. 134 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:53,587 Oxygen level critical. 135 00:10:57,048 --> 00:10:59,142 (BEEPING CONTINUES) 136 00:10:59,443 --> 00:11:02,103 - Oxygen level cri... - (BEEPING STOPS) 137 00:11:04,047 --> 00:11:05,869 (GROANING) 138 00:11:13,420 --> 00:11:15,506 (YELPS) 139 00:11:15,606 --> 00:11:17,849 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 140 00:11:25,828 --> 00:11:27,756 (GROANING) 141 00:11:54,818 --> 00:11:56,872 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 142 00:12:08,991 --> 00:12:11,723 - (DOOR BEEPING) - (BUZZING) 143 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,923 AUTOMATED VOICE: Pressure stable. 144 00:12:53,964 --> 00:12:55,574 (BREATHING RAPIDLY) 145 00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:58,934 (SCREAMING IN PAIN) 146 00:13:59,234 --> 00:14:01,288 (GRUNTS) 147 00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:19,518 (BREATHING RAPIDLY) 148 00:14:23,392 --> 00:14:25,405 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 149 00:14:58,263 --> 00:15:00,355 (GROANING) 150 00:15:03,935 --> 00:15:05,987 (STAPLER CLATTERS) 151 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,736 (GROANS) 152 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,212 (EXHALING DEEPLY) 153 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,492 Fuck. 154 00:15:52,504 --> 00:15:53,597 Okay. 155 00:15:53,697 --> 00:15:55,495 Okay. 156 00:15:56,716 --> 00:16:01,022 Hello, this is Mark Watney, astronaut. 157 00:16:01,513 --> 00:16:04,641 I'm entering this log for the record... 158 00:16:04,741 --> 00:16:07,317 in case I don't make it. 159 00:16:07,673 --> 00:16:09,634 It is... 160 00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:12,367 06:53... 161 00:16:12,467 --> 00:16:15,778 on Sol 19 and... 162 00:16:15,878 --> 00:16:18,113 I'm alive. 163 00:16:18,214 --> 00:16:20,426 Obviously. But... 164 00:16:20,526 --> 00:16:25,564 I'm guessing that's gonna come as a surprise to my crewmates and to NASA. 165 00:16:25,664 --> 00:16:29,338 And to the entire world, really, so... 166 00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:33,632 Surprise. 167 00:16:34,273 --> 00:16:36,550 I did not die on Sol 18. 168 00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:38,478 Best I can figure... 169 00:16:38,578 --> 00:16:42,390 this length of our primary communications antenna broke off... 170 00:16:42,490 --> 00:16:47,570 and tore through my bio-monitor and ripped a hole in me as well. 171 00:16:47,895 --> 00:16:50,982 But the antenna and the blood, really, 172 00:16:51,082 --> 00:16:54,703 managed to seal the breach in my suit which kept me alive, 173 00:16:54,803 --> 00:16:57,873 even though the crew must have thought I was dead. 174 00:16:57,973 --> 00:17:00,584 I have no way to contact NASA. 175 00:17:00,684 --> 00:17:02,850 And even if I could, it's gonna be... 176 00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:06,785 four years until a manned mission can reach me. 177 00:17:07,140 --> 00:17:09,427 And I'm in a Hab designed to last 31 days. 178 00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:11,805 If the oxygenator breaks, I'm gonna suffocate. 179 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,274 If the water reclaimer breaks, I'll die of thirst. 180 00:17:14,374 --> 00:17:18,720 If the Hab breaches, I'm just gonna, kind of implode. 181 00:17:19,221 --> 00:17:22,607 And if by some miracle, none of that happens... 182 00:17:22,707 --> 00:17:25,435 eventually I'm gonna run out of food. 183 00:17:26,571 --> 00:17:28,414 So... 184 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,195 yeah. 185 00:17:34,044 --> 00:17:35,913 Yeah. 186 00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:40,626 (CLEARS THROAT) 187 00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:42,679 (SIGHS) 188 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,177 (COMPUTER BEEPING) 189 00:19:24,086 --> 00:19:26,541 I'm not gonna die here. 190 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:08,668 32... 191 00:20:08,768 --> 00:20:10,786 33... 192 00:20:12,230 --> 00:20:14,477 34... 193 00:20:14,577 --> 00:20:16,392 35, 36. 194 00:20:16,492 --> 00:20:19,169 Sweet and sour chicken. 195 00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:21,298 (GROANS SOFTLY) 196 00:20:33,485 --> 00:20:35,481 (FLUSHING) 197 00:20:35,581 --> 00:20:37,627 (WHIRRING) 198 00:20:51,546 --> 00:20:53,582 What do we got? 199 00:20:55,517 --> 00:20:57,611 (TYPING) 200 00:20:59,513 --> 00:21:01,990 Right, let's do the math. 201 00:21:02,090 --> 00:21:05,744 Our surface mission here was supposed to last 31 sols. 202 00:21:05,844 --> 00:21:09,014 For redundancy, they sent 68 sols worth of food. That's for 6 people. 203 00:21:09,114 --> 00:21:11,792 So for just me, that's gonna last 300 sols 204 00:21:11,892 --> 00:21:15,222 which I figure I can stretch to 400 if I ration. So... 205 00:21:15,322 --> 00:21:18,392 I got to figure out a way to grow 206 00:21:18,492 --> 00:21:20,919 three years' worth of food here. 207 00:21:21,019 --> 00:21:23,772 On a planet where nothing grows. 208 00:21:24,072 --> 00:21:25,924 Luckily... 209 00:21:28,009 --> 00:21:30,396 I'm a botanist. 210 00:21:32,890 --> 00:21:37,759 Mars will come to fear my botany powers. 211 00:21:58,500 --> 00:21:59,887 (STRAINING) 212 00:22:22,568 --> 00:22:25,237 AUTOMATED VOICE: Pressure stable. 213 00:22:34,698 --> 00:22:37,288 Staple came out. 214 00:22:46,426 --> 00:22:48,464 (PANTING) 215 00:23:25,968 --> 00:23:27,849 Fuck you, Mars. 216 00:23:43,221 --> 00:23:45,767 Johanssen, Jesus. 217 00:23:52,405 --> 00:23:53,412 (GAGS) 218 00:24:34,783 --> 00:24:37,043 MEN: ...Monday, Happy Days 219 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:39,506 Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days 220 00:24:39,606 --> 00:24:41,948 Thursday, Friday, Happy Days 221 00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:44,569 The weekend comes, my cycle hums 222 00:24:44,669 --> 00:24:46,538 Ready to race to you 223 00:24:46,638 --> 00:24:48,898 WATNEY: The problem is water. 224 00:24:49,399 --> 00:24:54,569 I have created 126 square meters of soil. 225 00:24:54,669 --> 00:24:59,798 But every cubic meter of soil requires 40 liters of water to be farmable. 226 00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:03,404 So I gotta make a lot more water. 227 00:25:04,131 --> 00:25:08,671 Good thing is, I know the recipe. You take hydrogen, you add oxygen, you burn. 228 00:25:09,237 --> 00:25:14,603 Now, I have hundreds of liters of unused hydrazine at the MDV. 229 00:25:15,003 --> 00:25:17,954 If I run the hydrazine over an iridium catalyst, 230 00:25:18,054 --> 00:25:20,532 it'll separate into N2 and H2. 231 00:25:20,632 --> 00:25:24,603 And then if I just direct the hydrogen into a small area... 232 00:25:25,103 --> 00:25:26,780 and burn it. 233 00:25:27,381 --> 00:25:30,166 Luckily, in the history of humanity 234 00:25:30,267 --> 00:25:35,701 nothing bad has ever happened from lighting hydrogen on fire. 235 00:25:35,801 --> 00:25:37,583 NASA hates fire. 236 00:25:37,683 --> 00:25:41,829 Because of the whole "fire makes everybody die in space" thing. 237 00:25:41,929 --> 00:25:44,749 So, everything they sent us up here with is flame-retardant 238 00:25:44,849 --> 00:25:49,133 with the notable exception of... 239 00:25:49,746 --> 00:25:52,583 Martinez's personal items. 240 00:25:52,683 --> 00:25:55,369 I am sorry, Martinez, but if you didn't want me to go through your stuff 241 00:25:55,469 --> 00:25:58,330 you shouldn't have left me for dead on a desolate planet. 242 00:25:59,030 --> 00:26:02,851 By the way, I'm figuring you're gonna be fine with this, given my present situation. 243 00:26:02,951 --> 00:26:04,770 (THE FONZ ON TV, INDISTINCT) 244 00:26:05,221 --> 00:26:06,741 Counting on you. 245 00:26:08,475 --> 00:26:10,541 (BLOWING) 246 00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:24,575 (SIZZLING) 247 00:26:27,311 --> 00:26:29,199 Whoo! 248 00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:33,721 - (GROANS) - (EARS RINGING) 249 00:26:40,459 --> 00:26:43,745 So, yeah, I blew myself up. 250 00:26:44,045 --> 00:26:46,431 Best guess... 251 00:26:46,531 --> 00:26:49,089 I forgot to... 252 00:26:49,189 --> 00:26:52,575 account for the excess oxygen that... 253 00:26:52,929 --> 00:26:56,867 I've been exhaling when I did my calculations. 254 00:26:56,967 --> 00:26:59,141 Because I'm stupid. 255 00:27:01,664 --> 00:27:03,933 Yeah, I'm gonna get back to work here, 256 00:27:04,033 --> 00:27:07,047 just as soon as my ears stop ringing. 257 00:27:11,408 --> 00:27:15,737 Interesting side note, this is actually how the Jet Propulsion Lab was founded. 258 00:27:15,837 --> 00:27:19,225 Five guys at Caltech were trying to make rocket fuel 259 00:27:19,325 --> 00:27:21,184 and they nearly burned down their dorm. 260 00:27:21,285 --> 00:27:25,406 And rather than expel them they banished them to a nearby farm, 261 00:27:25,506 --> 00:27:27,850 told them to keep working. 262 00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:30,712 - And now we have a space program. - (GASPS) 263 00:27:33,197 --> 00:27:34,971 Okay. 264 00:27:38,185 --> 00:27:40,264 (SNORING) 265 00:28:51,723 --> 00:28:53,341 Hey, there. 266 00:29:03,368 --> 00:29:06,980 SANDERS: The nation was blessed to have Mark serving in our space program. 267 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,412 While his loss will be deeply felt, 268 00:29:09,512 --> 00:29:12,085 the men and women of NASA will soldier forth 269 00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:15,489 onward and upward in the mission of their agency. 270 00:29:15,589 --> 00:29:20,044 By doing so, they honor the legacy, Mark's leaving behind, 271 00:29:20,144 --> 00:29:24,173 and they ensure his sacrifice will not be in vain. 272 00:29:34,601 --> 00:29:37,997 I have the honor of speaking not only for the men and women of NASA 273 00:29:38,097 --> 00:29:39,749 but for people all over the world... 274 00:29:39,849 --> 00:29:43,049 VINCENT: I thought you gave a lovely speech, by the way. 275 00:29:43,661 --> 00:29:44,937 (TURNS OFF TV) 276 00:29:45,037 --> 00:29:48,503 - I need you to authorize my satellite time. - It's not gonna happen. 277 00:29:48,603 --> 00:29:50,343 We're funded for five Ares missions. 278 00:29:50,443 --> 00:29:52,738 I think I can get Congress to authorize a sixth. 279 00:29:52,838 --> 00:29:54,981 - No. - Ares 3 evac'd after 18 sols. 280 00:29:55,081 --> 00:29:57,326 There's half a mission worth of supplies up there. 281 00:29:57,426 --> 00:29:59,903 I can sell it at a fraction of the cost of a normal mission 282 00:30:00,003 --> 00:30:02,022 and all I have to know is what's left of our assets. 283 00:30:02,122 --> 00:30:03,932 You're not the only one who needs satellite time. 284 00:30:04,032 --> 00:30:06,169 We've got the Ares 4 supply missions coming up. 285 00:30:06,270 --> 00:30:08,504 We should be focusing on the Schiaparelli Crater. 286 00:30:08,604 --> 00:30:10,665 We got 12 satellites up there. We can spare a few hours... 287 00:30:10,765 --> 00:30:14,718 It's not about the satellite time, Vince. We're a public domain organization. 288 00:30:14,818 --> 00:30:16,646 - We need to be transparent on this. - Okay. 289 00:30:16,746 --> 00:30:19,624 The second we point the satellites at the Hab I broadcast pictures 290 00:30:19,724 --> 00:30:23,110 - of Mark Watney's dead body to the world. - You're afraid of a PR problem? 291 00:30:23,211 --> 00:30:26,282 Of course I'm afraid of a PR problem. Another mission? 292 00:30:26,382 --> 00:30:28,809 Congress won't reimburse us for a paper clip 293 00:30:28,909 --> 00:30:31,920 if I put a dead astronaut on the front page of The Washington Post. 294 00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:35,140 He's not going anywhere, Teddy. I mean, he's not... 295 00:30:35,241 --> 00:30:38,502 He's not gonna decompose, you know. He's gonna be up there forever. 296 00:30:38,602 --> 00:30:41,381 Meteorology estimates that he'll be covered in sand 297 00:30:41,481 --> 00:30:43,199 from normal weather activity within a year. 298 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:45,159 We can't wait a year. We got work to do. 299 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:48,997 Ares 5 won't even launch for five years. We have plenty of time. 300 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:50,932 Okay. 301 00:30:51,233 --> 00:30:53,092 Okay. 302 00:30:53,593 --> 00:30:56,305 Okay, consider this. (CLEARS THROAT) 303 00:30:56,405 --> 00:30:59,800 Right now, the world's on our side. 304 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:04,222 Sympathy for the Watney family. Ares 6 could bring his body home. 305 00:31:04,322 --> 00:31:06,999 Now... we don't say that's the purpose of the mission 306 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:10,194 but we make it clear that that would be a part of it. We frame it that way. 307 00:31:10,695 --> 00:31:14,783 More support from Congress. But not if we wait a year. 308 00:31:14,883 --> 00:31:17,561 - We wait a year, nobody gives a shit. - (MICROWAVE TIMER DINGS) 309 00:31:27,103 --> 00:31:29,205 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 310 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,233 (COMPUTER CHIMES) 311 00:31:49,295 --> 00:31:51,314 Vincent Kapoor? 312 00:31:56,735 --> 00:31:58,277 6-2. 313 00:31:59,438 --> 00:32:01,758 7-6-2. 314 00:32:04,453 --> 00:32:06,857 Acidalia Planitia. 315 00:32:18,107 --> 00:32:19,787 What? 316 00:32:34,292 --> 00:32:37,254 Hi. Security? This is Mindy Park in SatCon. 317 00:32:37,354 --> 00:32:40,591 I need the emergency contact for Vincent Kapoor. 318 00:32:40,691 --> 00:32:44,044 Yes, him. Yes, it's an emergency! 319 00:32:49,558 --> 00:32:52,670 - SANDERS: How sure? - 100%. 320 00:32:52,770 --> 00:32:55,248 You've got to be shitting me. 321 00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:56,991 SANDERS: Prove it to me. 322 00:32:58,843 --> 00:33:01,053 For a start... 323 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:05,358 - the solar panels have been cleaned. - They could have been cleaned by wind. 324 00:33:05,458 --> 00:33:07,903 Back it up. Look at Rover 2. 325 00:33:08,003 --> 00:33:10,539 According to the logs, Commander Lewis took it out on Sol 17 326 00:33:10,639 --> 00:33:14,352 plugged it into the Hab to recharge. It's been moved. 327 00:33:14,452 --> 00:33:17,663 - She could have forgotten to log the move. - No, not likely. 328 00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:21,033 Why don't we just ask Lewis? Let's get on CAPCOM and ask her directly right now. 329 00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:25,297 No. No. If Watney is really alive, we don't want the Ares 3 crew to know. 330 00:33:25,397 --> 00:33:26,923 How can you not tell them? 331 00:33:27,023 --> 00:33:30,285 They have another 10 months on their trip home. Space travel is dangerous. 332 00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:33,213 - They need to be alert and undistracted. - But they already think he's dead. 333 00:33:33,313 --> 00:33:36,325 And they'd be devastated to find out they left him there alive. 334 00:33:36,725 --> 00:33:41,357 I'm sorry, but you have not thought this through. I mean, what are we gonna say? 335 00:33:41,457 --> 00:33:45,343 "Dear America, remember that astronaut we killed and had a really nice funeral for? 336 00:33:45,443 --> 00:33:49,672 "Turns out he's alive and we left him on Mars. Our bad. Sincerely, NASA." 337 00:33:49,772 --> 00:33:52,758 I mean, do you realize the shitstorm that is about to hit us? 338 00:33:52,858 --> 00:33:55,336 How are we going to handle the public? 339 00:33:55,436 --> 00:33:58,106 Legally, we have 24 hours to release these pictures. 340 00:33:58,207 --> 00:34:01,960 We release a statement with them. We don't want people working it out on their own. 341 00:34:02,361 --> 00:34:04,438 - Yes, sir. - But if my math is right, 342 00:34:04,538 --> 00:34:08,222 he's going to starve to death long before we can help him. 343 00:34:10,035 --> 00:34:12,355 Can you imagine what he's going through up there? 344 00:34:12,555 --> 00:34:15,825 I mean, he's 50 million miles away from home. He thinks he's totally alone. 345 00:34:15,925 --> 00:34:18,253 He thinks we gave up on him. 346 00:34:18,353 --> 00:34:21,573 What does that do to a man, psychologically? 347 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,470 What the hell is he thinking right now? 348 00:34:24,570 --> 00:34:27,129 (DISCO MUSIC PLAYING) 349 00:34:28,356 --> 00:34:31,375 I'm definitely gonna die up here... 350 00:34:31,475 --> 00:34:35,504 if I have to listen to any more god-awful disco music. 351 00:34:35,904 --> 00:34:40,158 My God, Commander Lewis, couldn't you have packed anything from this century? 352 00:34:42,353 --> 00:34:44,539 No, I am not gonna "turn the beat around." 353 00:34:44,639 --> 00:34:46,458 - I refuse to. - (MUSIC STOPS) 354 00:34:46,558 --> 00:34:49,236 - (REPORTERS CLAMORING) - Mr. Sanders? Mr. Sanders? 355 00:34:50,404 --> 00:34:53,380 What attempts have been made to make contact with Mark Watney? 356 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,099 We're working on it. 357 00:34:55,199 --> 00:34:58,937 - Does he have enough supplies to survive? - We'll be looking into that. 358 00:34:59,037 --> 00:35:01,957 What does this say about the agency? Are you gonna resign? 359 00:35:02,057 --> 00:35:04,009 - No. - Director Sanders! 360 00:35:08,656 --> 00:35:11,451 WATNEY: It's time to start thinking long term. 361 00:35:11,551 --> 00:35:13,811 The next NASA mission is Ares 4 362 00:35:13,911 --> 00:35:16,456 and it's supposed to land at Schiaparelli Crater 363 00:35:16,556 --> 00:35:19,000 3200 kilometers away. 364 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:23,383 3,200 kilometers. 365 00:35:23,483 --> 00:35:28,360 In four years, when the next Ares crew arrives, I'll have to be there. 366 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:31,233 Which means I have to get to the crater. 367 00:35:32,748 --> 00:35:34,642 Okay, so here's the rub. 368 00:35:34,742 --> 00:35:39,489 I've got one working Rover designed to go a max distance of 35 kilometers 369 00:35:39,589 --> 00:35:43,351 before the battery has to be recharged at the Hab. 370 00:35:43,451 --> 00:35:44,977 That's Problem A. 371 00:35:45,778 --> 00:35:47,600 Problem B... 372 00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:52,378 is this journey's gonna take me roughly 50 days to complete. 373 00:35:52,478 --> 00:35:55,197 So I gotta live for 50 days 374 00:35:55,298 --> 00:35:59,918 inside a Rover with marginal life support the size of a small van. 375 00:36:00,018 --> 00:36:01,404 So... 376 00:36:01,504 --> 00:36:05,442 in the face of overwhelming odds, I'm left with only one option. 377 00:36:05,942 --> 00:36:08,842 I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this. 378 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,910 Okay, so, success. 379 00:36:39,736 --> 00:36:41,545 Uh... 380 00:36:43,315 --> 00:36:47,796 I have doubled my battery life by scavenging Rover 1. 381 00:36:48,487 --> 00:36:52,424 But... if I use the heater... 382 00:36:52,724 --> 00:36:58,023 I will burn through half my battery every day. 383 00:36:58,790 --> 00:37:03,578 If I do not use my heater, I will be... (LAUGHS) 384 00:37:03,678 --> 00:37:06,789 slowly killed by the laws of thermodynamics. 385 00:37:07,189 --> 00:37:12,330 I would love to solve this problem right now but... unfortunately... 386 00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:15,478 my balls are frozen. 387 00:37:16,850 --> 00:37:19,791 I can't. I'm calling it. I'm calling it. 388 00:37:31,115 --> 00:37:34,511 Good news, I may have a solution to my heating problem. 389 00:37:35,011 --> 00:37:40,005 Bad news, it involves me digging up the Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generator. 390 00:37:40,105 --> 00:37:44,038 Now, if I remember my training correctly, one of the lessons was titled 391 00:37:44,138 --> 00:37:47,317 "Don't dig up the big box of plutonium, Mark." 392 00:37:47,417 --> 00:37:51,554 I get it. RTGs are good for spacecraft, but if they rupture around humans... 393 00:37:51,654 --> 00:37:55,208 no more humans, which is why we buried it when we arrived. 394 00:37:55,308 --> 00:37:58,127 And planted that flag so we would never be stupid enough 395 00:37:58,228 --> 00:38:00,489 to accidentally go near it again. 396 00:38:00,589 --> 00:38:03,467 But as long as I don't break it... 397 00:38:03,767 --> 00:38:06,387 (CHUCKLES) I almost just said "Everything will be fine" out loud. 398 00:38:06,487 --> 00:38:08,847 Look, the point is, I'm not cold anymore. 399 00:38:08,947 --> 00:38:12,092 And sure, I could choose to think about the fact that I'm warm 400 00:38:12,192 --> 00:38:16,180 because I have a decaying radioactive isotope riding right behind me 401 00:38:16,281 --> 00:38:18,533 but right now, I got bigger problems on my hands. 402 00:38:18,733 --> 00:38:23,463 I have scoured every single data file on Commander Lewis' personal drive. 403 00:38:23,563 --> 00:38:28,501 This is officially the least disco song she owns. 404 00:38:28,601 --> 00:38:32,865 WOMAN: Lookin' for some hot stuff, baby, this evenin' 405 00:38:32,965 --> 00:38:36,749 I need some hot stuff, baby, tonight 406 00:38:36,849 --> 00:38:41,374 I want some hot stuff, baby, this evenin' 407 00:38:41,474 --> 00:38:45,478 Gotta have some hot stuff Gotta have some love tonight 408 00:38:45,578 --> 00:38:47,848 Hot stuff 409 00:38:48,798 --> 00:38:51,829 I need hot stuff 410 00:38:52,844 --> 00:38:55,266 I want some hot stuff 411 00:38:56,806 --> 00:38:59,744 I need hot stuff... 412 00:39:02,787 --> 00:39:04,198 - Yeah. - Where is Watney going? 413 00:39:04,299 --> 00:39:06,701 We believe that he's preparing for a journey. 414 00:39:06,801 --> 00:39:08,887 He's been conducting incremental tests 415 00:39:08,987 --> 00:39:11,877 taking the Rover 2 out for longer and longer trips each time. 416 00:39:11,977 --> 00:39:14,074 - (REPORTERS CLAMORING) - Yeah? 417 00:39:14,174 --> 00:39:16,827 To what end? Why would he leave the relative safety of the Hab? 418 00:39:16,927 --> 00:39:20,131 Well, we think that he plans to travel to the Ares 4 launch site 419 00:39:20,232 --> 00:39:23,327 in order to make contact with us, but it would be a dangerous gamble. 420 00:39:23,427 --> 00:39:26,104 But if we could talk to him, we would tell him to stay put 421 00:39:26,205 --> 00:39:30,751 and to trust that we are doing everything in our power to bring him home alive. 422 00:39:30,851 --> 00:39:32,594 Thank you very much. 423 00:39:32,694 --> 00:39:34,771 (REPORTERS CLAMORING) 424 00:39:35,372 --> 00:39:39,619 - Don't say "Bring him home alive," Vincent. - You know, these interviews aren't easy. 425 00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:43,273 So God forbid I try to say something proactive and positive. 426 00:39:43,373 --> 00:39:46,493 - SANDERS: Annie. - No more Vincent on TV. Copy that. 427 00:39:46,893 --> 00:39:49,871 76 kilometers. Am I reading that right? 428 00:39:50,372 --> 00:39:52,750 - MINDY: Are you asking me? - SANDERS: I am. 429 00:39:52,850 --> 00:39:54,176 Yes, sir. 430 00:39:54,277 --> 00:39:58,247 Mark drove two hours straightaway from the Hab, did a short EVA 431 00:39:58,347 --> 00:40:02,210 and then drove for another two. We think the EVA was to change batteries. 432 00:40:02,310 --> 00:40:05,121 He didn't load up the oxygenator or the water reclaimer? 433 00:40:05,221 --> 00:40:07,556 Every 41 hours, there's a 17 minute gap. 434 00:40:07,656 --> 00:40:12,987 It's just the way the orbits work so... it's possible that we missed something. 435 00:40:13,087 --> 00:40:14,939 I want that gap down to four minutes. 436 00:40:15,039 --> 00:40:19,211 I'm giving you total authority over satellite trajectories and orbital adjustments. 437 00:40:19,311 --> 00:40:22,264 - Make it happen. - Okay. 438 00:40:22,364 --> 00:40:27,962 Let's assume Miss Park didn't miss anything. So Mark's not going to Ares 4. Yet. 439 00:40:28,062 --> 00:40:31,537 But he's smart enough to figure out that's his only chance. 440 00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:34,594 Bruce, what's the earliest we can get a pre-supply there? 441 00:40:34,694 --> 00:40:37,505 Well, with the positions of Earth and Mars, 442 00:40:37,605 --> 00:40:39,574 it'll take nine months. 443 00:40:39,674 --> 00:40:42,078 It'll take six months to build it in the first place. 444 00:40:42,219 --> 00:40:44,838 - Three months. - Three? That's... 445 00:40:44,938 --> 00:40:46,356 SANDERS: You're going to say it's impossible 446 00:40:46,456 --> 00:40:50,110 and then I'm gonna make a speech about the blinding capabilities of the JPL team 447 00:40:50,211 --> 00:40:52,818 and then you're going to do the math in your head and say something like, 448 00:40:52,918 --> 00:40:56,875 - "The overtime alone will be a nightmare." - The overtime alone will be a nightmare. 449 00:40:56,975 --> 00:40:59,354 Get started. I'll find you the money. 450 00:41:00,755 --> 00:41:03,616 - We need to tell the crew. - VINCENT: Mitch, we've discussed this. 451 00:41:03,716 --> 00:41:08,430 No, you discussed this. I'm the one who decides what's best for the crew. 452 00:41:09,931 --> 00:41:12,272 They deserve to know. 453 00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:16,046 Once there's a real rescue plan, we'll tell them, otherwise, it's moot. 454 00:41:16,447 --> 00:41:21,084 Bruce has three months to get the payload done. That's all that matters right now. 455 00:41:21,184 --> 00:41:25,181 - We'll do our best. - Mark dies if you don't. 456 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:30,086 WATNEY: It's been 48 sols since I planted the potatoes. So... 457 00:41:30,186 --> 00:41:32,556 now it's time to reap and re-sow. 458 00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:34,924 They grew even better than I expected. 459 00:41:35,024 --> 00:41:38,495 I now have 400 healthy potato plants. 460 00:41:38,595 --> 00:41:41,565 I dug them up, being careful to leave their plants alive. 461 00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:45,852 The smaller ones I'll reseed, the larger ones are my food supply. 462 00:41:45,952 --> 00:41:49,574 All natural, organic, Martian-grown potatoes. 463 00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:52,533 You don't hear that every day, do you? 464 00:41:52,633 --> 00:41:54,412 And by the way, none of this matters at all 465 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:58,087 if I can't figure out a way to make contact with NASA. 466 00:42:19,196 --> 00:42:21,722 I know what I'm gonna do. 467 00:42:49,194 --> 00:42:53,074 - Oh! He's moving again. - Where the hell is he going? 468 00:42:53,174 --> 00:42:57,412 He hasn't changed course for 13 days. He's nowhere near the Ares 4. 469 00:42:58,012 --> 00:43:01,380 Well, unless he's not taking a direct route. I mean, he might be trying to... 470 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:05,337 - avoid some obstacle. - What obstacle? 471 00:43:05,787 --> 00:43:10,318 It's Acidalia Planitia. There's nothing out there except the... 472 00:43:11,561 --> 00:43:13,314 What? 473 00:43:16,249 --> 00:43:18,007 I need a map. 474 00:43:19,085 --> 00:43:22,496 Okay. Okay. 475 00:43:24,491 --> 00:43:26,167 Yeah. 476 00:43:26,268 --> 00:43:30,030 - Hey, come on, man. What are you doing? - It's all right. Can I borrow this? 477 00:43:30,130 --> 00:43:34,985 - Okay, so where is the Hab location? - 31.2 degrees north, 28.5 degrees west. 478 00:43:35,085 --> 00:43:39,504 - Okay. Mmm-hmm. Where's Watney? - Uh... There. 479 00:43:39,604 --> 00:43:41,432 VINCENT: Okay. 480 00:43:46,873 --> 00:43:48,485 Okay. 481 00:43:48,585 --> 00:43:51,429 I know where he's going. I need to get on an airplane. 482 00:43:58,669 --> 00:44:00,655 (PANTING) 483 00:44:23,762 --> 00:44:26,873 - Vincent, how are you? - Good to see you. 484 00:44:26,973 --> 00:44:29,394 - Good flight? - Uh... Yeah. 485 00:44:30,194 --> 00:44:32,770 It's in storage just around the corner. 486 00:45:07,066 --> 00:45:09,536 - Hey, Vincent, nice to see you again. - Nice to see you. 487 00:45:09,636 --> 00:45:12,013 What are the chances Mark can get it working again? 488 00:45:12,113 --> 00:45:15,624 It's hard to say. We lost contact in '97. 489 00:45:15,724 --> 00:45:17,978 We think it was battery failure. 490 00:45:18,078 --> 00:45:21,582 Though I'd like to point out it lasted three times longer than expected... 491 00:45:21,682 --> 00:45:23,276 Nobody's criticizing JPL's work, Bruce. 492 00:45:23,376 --> 00:45:25,369 I just need to speak to everybody that was here in '97. 493 00:45:25,469 --> 00:45:28,947 They're already here. Guys. I'd like to introduce Vincent Kapoor. 494 00:45:29,047 --> 00:45:30,783 Director of Mars Missions for NASA. 495 00:45:30,883 --> 00:45:34,885 This is our current team... and our original project members. 496 00:45:50,846 --> 00:45:52,197 - Is this the replica? - TECHNICIAN: This is her. 497 00:45:52,298 --> 00:45:54,392 Okay. Let's see it. 498 00:45:55,192 --> 00:45:56,519 Pathfinder. 499 00:46:02,116 --> 00:46:03,468 Pathfinder. 500 00:46:43,794 --> 00:46:45,349 (WHIRRING) 501 00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,253 Come on. Come on. 502 00:47:17,162 --> 00:47:19,177 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 503 00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,163 (BEEPING) 504 00:47:35,048 --> 00:47:36,708 (BEEPING) 505 00:47:37,108 --> 00:47:39,545 Holy shit. Okay. 506 00:47:39,845 --> 00:47:42,398 "Broadcasting status. Listening for telemetry signal." 507 00:47:42,498 --> 00:47:44,267 Uh-huh. 508 00:47:44,367 --> 00:47:46,653 - TIM: Okay. Signal acquired. - (VINCENT LAUGHING) 509 00:47:48,045 --> 00:47:51,366 - VINCENT: All right. - TIM: Okay. Camera. 510 00:48:38,991 --> 00:48:40,084 (BEEPING) 511 00:48:40,184 --> 00:48:41,493 Incoming. 512 00:48:43,954 --> 00:48:47,116 "Are you receiving me?" 513 00:48:47,417 --> 00:48:49,520 "Yes. No." 514 00:48:49,620 --> 00:48:51,363 (CHUCKLES) 515 00:48:51,463 --> 00:48:53,807 Okay, point the camera at "yes." 516 00:48:53,907 --> 00:48:56,318 32-minute round-trip communications time. 517 00:48:56,418 --> 00:48:59,588 All he can do is ask yes or no questions and all we can do is point the camera. 518 00:48:59,688 --> 00:49:02,502 This won't exactly be an Algonquin Round Table of snappy repartee. 519 00:49:02,602 --> 00:49:04,419 - Are you kidding me? - Tim, Tim. 520 00:49:04,519 --> 00:49:09,067 - Just point the camera. - Roger that. Pointing the camera. 521 00:49:20,410 --> 00:49:22,337 Whoo! 522 00:49:23,831 --> 00:49:25,691 Yes! 523 00:49:26,492 --> 00:49:28,302 Yes! 524 00:49:28,802 --> 00:49:31,079 So here's the rub. 525 00:49:31,179 --> 00:49:33,399 Somehow we have to have complex 526 00:49:33,499 --> 00:49:36,520 - astrophysical engineering conversations... - (MICROWAVE TIMER BEEPING) 527 00:49:36,620 --> 00:49:40,374 using nothing but a still-frame camera... 528 00:49:40,474 --> 00:49:43,033 from 1996. 529 00:49:45,512 --> 00:49:47,364 Luckily... 530 00:49:48,565 --> 00:49:50,350 the camera does spin. 531 00:49:51,050 --> 00:49:53,304 So I can make an alphabet. 532 00:49:53,404 --> 00:49:55,223 It can't be our alphabet. 533 00:49:55,323 --> 00:50:00,169 26 characters plus a question card into 360 gives us 13 degrees of arc. 534 00:50:00,269 --> 00:50:04,515 That's way too narrow. I'd never know what the camera was pointing at. 535 00:50:11,106 --> 00:50:12,979 Ooh. 536 00:50:16,887 --> 00:50:18,894 Hexadecimals. 537 00:50:22,518 --> 00:50:24,624 Hexadecimals to the rescue. 538 00:50:24,724 --> 00:50:28,391 I figured one of you guys kept an ASCII table lying around. 539 00:50:28,491 --> 00:50:34,063 And I was right. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you super-nerd Beth Johanssen. 540 00:50:34,163 --> 00:50:37,108 Who also had copies of Zork II 541 00:50:37,209 --> 00:50:40,102 and Leather Goddesses of Phobos on her personal laptop. 542 00:50:40,203 --> 00:50:41,396 (LAUGHING) 543 00:50:41,496 --> 00:50:45,818 Seriously, Johanssen, it's like the Smithsonian of loneliness on there. 544 00:50:45,918 --> 00:50:47,645 Not that I'm complaining. Yes! 545 00:50:47,745 --> 00:50:50,357 Who am I to talk about loneliness? 546 00:51:10,176 --> 00:51:12,826 I know where he's going with this. 547 00:51:41,227 --> 00:51:42,263 (MOANS SOFTLY) 548 00:52:00,372 --> 00:52:02,682 "F, O." 549 00:52:02,782 --> 00:52:05,266 "7, W." 550 00:52:21,185 --> 00:52:22,446 (BEEPING) 551 00:52:22,546 --> 00:52:25,984 - Vincent. Vincent, wake up. - (GROANS) 552 00:52:37,337 --> 00:52:39,943 Now that we can have more complicated conversations 553 00:52:40,043 --> 00:52:42,733 the smart people at NASA have sent me instructions 554 00:52:42,833 --> 00:52:46,417 on how to hack the Rover so that it can talk to Pathfinder. 555 00:52:46,517 --> 00:52:51,318 If I hack a tiny bit of code just 20 instructions in the Rover's operating system 556 00:52:51,418 --> 00:52:55,664 NASA can link the Rover to Pathfinder's broadcasting frequency 557 00:52:55,764 --> 00:52:58,001 and we're in business. 558 00:53:11,844 --> 00:53:15,210 "Mark, this is Vincent Kapoor. 559 00:53:15,310 --> 00:53:18,594 "We've been watching you since Sol 54. 560 00:53:19,772 --> 00:53:22,909 "The whole world is rooting for you. 561 00:53:23,009 --> 00:53:26,464 "Amazing job getting Pathfinder. 562 00:53:26,564 --> 00:53:28,591 "We're working on rescue plans. 563 00:53:29,041 --> 00:53:32,152 "Meantime, we're putting together a supply mission 564 00:53:32,253 --> 00:53:34,149 "to keep you fed... 565 00:53:34,250 --> 00:53:38,090 "until Ares 4 arrives." 566 00:53:53,950 --> 00:53:55,754 Okay. 567 00:54:03,853 --> 00:54:04,862 (BEEPING) 568 00:54:04,962 --> 00:54:09,041 Okay. "Glad to hear it. Really looking forward to not dying." 569 00:54:09,141 --> 00:54:10,582 (ALL LAUGHING) 570 00:54:10,682 --> 00:54:11,994 (APPLAUSE) 571 00:54:21,663 --> 00:54:25,584 "How's the crew? What did they say when they found out I was alive?" 572 00:54:46,865 --> 00:54:49,126 Guys, can we get some space please? 573 00:54:49,627 --> 00:54:51,704 - Me? - Yeah, you. 574 00:54:51,804 --> 00:54:54,064 Just give me a sec. 575 00:54:59,662 --> 00:55:01,731 Just tell him. 576 00:55:09,731 --> 00:55:13,045 "We haven't told the crew... 577 00:55:13,145 --> 00:55:15,603 "you are alive yet. 578 00:55:17,189 --> 00:55:21,643 "We need them to concentrate on their mission." 579 00:55:26,341 --> 00:55:28,405 (EXHALES) 580 00:55:34,475 --> 00:55:36,876 (MOUTHING) What the fuck? 581 00:55:37,603 --> 00:55:39,681 What the fuck? 582 00:55:46,011 --> 00:55:48,764 Okay, he says, "They don't know I'm alive? 583 00:55:48,864 --> 00:55:51,901 "What the" F-word. F-word in gerund form. 584 00:55:52,001 --> 00:55:55,029 - F-word, again, "is wrong with you?" - (ALL LAUGHING) 585 00:55:56,231 --> 00:55:59,817 "Mark, please watch your language. 586 00:55:59,917 --> 00:56:06,003 "Everything you type is being broadcast live all over the world." 587 00:56:08,777 --> 00:56:10,613 Yeah? 588 00:56:16,727 --> 00:56:18,086 (ALL GASPING) 589 00:56:18,186 --> 00:56:20,782 VINCENT: Oh, my God. (SIGHS) 590 00:56:21,765 --> 00:56:25,442 SANDERS: Yes, sir. He is under a tremendous amount of stress. 591 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:30,166 I understand. We're working on it. I'm sure he didn't mean what he said. 592 00:56:30,267 --> 00:56:32,736 Thank you, Mr. President. 593 00:56:33,978 --> 00:56:37,791 Problem is, Mark's right. The longer we wait, the worse it's gonna get. 594 00:56:37,891 --> 00:56:39,076 We need to tell the crew. 595 00:56:39,176 --> 00:56:43,256 You're bringing this up while Vincent is in Pasadena so he can't argue the other side. 596 00:56:43,356 --> 00:56:47,213 I shouldn't have to answer to Vincent. Or anyone else. 597 00:56:48,969 --> 00:56:50,496 It's time, Teddy. 598 00:57:13,413 --> 00:57:14,406 (BEEPING) 599 00:57:14,506 --> 00:57:17,992 - JOHANSSEN: Commander Lewis? - Go ahead. 600 00:57:18,092 --> 00:57:20,503 JOHANSSEN: Data dump is almost complete. 601 00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:22,767 Copy that. On my way. 602 00:57:35,653 --> 00:57:38,491 - You're in a hurry. - MARTINEZ: Yeah. 603 00:57:38,591 --> 00:57:42,864 My son turned three yesterday. Should be pictures of the party. 604 00:57:53,134 --> 00:57:57,954 JOHANSSEN: Got a batch of personals. Dispatching them to your laptops now. 605 00:57:58,368 --> 00:58:01,764 I don't need to read Vogel's weird German fetish emails. 606 00:58:01,864 --> 00:58:05,976 - VOGEL: They're telemetry updates. - Hey, whatever does it for you, man. 607 00:58:06,076 --> 00:58:10,164 Oh, there's a video message. It's addressed to the whole crew. 608 00:58:10,265 --> 00:58:12,174 LEWIS: Play it. Come on, guys. 609 00:58:12,775 --> 00:58:14,485 BECK: I wanna get in on that telemetry action. 610 00:58:14,585 --> 00:58:16,619 (MEN LAUGHING) 611 00:58:18,365 --> 00:58:21,718 Hi, hello. It's Mitch. Mitch Henderson. 612 00:58:21,818 --> 00:58:26,331 I have some news. There's no subtle way to put this. 613 00:58:27,140 --> 00:58:31,069 - Mark Watney is still alive. - Oh, my God. 614 00:58:31,169 --> 00:58:34,824 I know that's a surprise and I know you will have a lot of questions. 615 00:58:35,225 --> 00:58:37,885 But here are the basics. He's... 616 00:58:37,985 --> 00:58:40,480 He's alive and he's healthy. 617 00:58:40,580 --> 00:58:45,877 We... we found out two months ago and decided not to tell you. 618 00:58:45,977 --> 00:58:47,337 - Two months? - Oh, my God. 619 00:58:47,537 --> 00:58:49,973 MITCH: I was strongly against that decision. 620 00:58:50,073 --> 00:58:53,063 We're telling you now because... 621 00:58:53,163 --> 00:58:55,746 we finally have communication with him... 622 00:58:55,846 --> 00:58:58,774 and a viable rescue plan. 623 00:58:58,874 --> 00:59:02,661 We'll give you a write-up of what happened, a full write-up of everything. 624 00:59:02,761 --> 00:59:06,960 But it's not your fault. Mark stresses that every time it comes up. 625 00:59:08,218 --> 00:59:11,255 So... yeah. 626 00:59:12,647 --> 00:59:14,991 Take some time to absorb this. 627 00:59:15,091 --> 00:59:19,742 And send all the questions you want. We'll answer them. 628 00:59:20,723 --> 00:59:24,294 - All right. Henderson out. - BECK: Holy shit, he's alive. 629 00:59:25,495 --> 00:59:27,071 - I left him behind. - JOHANSSEN: No. 630 00:59:27,171 --> 00:59:29,549 BECK: No. We all left together. 631 00:59:29,649 --> 00:59:32,177 You were following orders. 632 00:59:35,104 --> 00:59:36,949 I left him behind. 633 00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:49,470 WATNEY: So now that NASA can talk to me, they won't shut up. 634 00:59:49,570 --> 00:59:52,523 They want constant updates on every Hab system 635 00:59:52,623 --> 00:59:56,436 and they got a room full of people trying to micromanage my crops. 636 00:59:56,536 --> 00:59:58,663 Which is awesome. 637 00:59:58,763 --> 01:00:01,942 Look, I don't mean to sound arrogant or anything but I am... 638 01:00:02,042 --> 01:00:06,309 the greatest botanist on this planet, so... 639 01:00:07,096 --> 01:00:10,939 Oh, one big bonus to this communication with NASA again, is the email. 640 01:00:11,039 --> 01:00:14,505 I'm getting them again. Big data dumps like when I was on the Hermes. 641 01:00:14,605 --> 01:00:16,449 I even got one from the president. 642 01:00:16,549 --> 01:00:19,017 The coolest one, though, the coolest one I got 643 01:00:19,117 --> 01:00:21,803 was from University of Chicago, my Alma mater. 644 01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:27,402 They say that once you grow crops somewhere you've officially colonized it. 645 01:00:27,502 --> 01:00:30,459 So, technically... 646 01:00:30,897 --> 01:00:33,531 - I colonized Mars. - ("ROCK THE BOAT" PLAYING) 647 01:00:37,296 --> 01:00:39,881 In your face, Neil Armstrong. 648 01:00:39,981 --> 01:00:43,869 In other news, there's been a request for me to pose for a photograph 649 01:00:43,969 --> 01:00:46,307 on my next transmission. 650 01:00:46,772 --> 01:00:51,043 I'm trying to figure out whether I should go with "High School Senior" 651 01:00:51,143 --> 01:00:55,614 or "coquettish ingenue." But... 652 01:00:56,249 --> 01:00:58,770 I'm not really sure how that's gonna look with my spacesuit on. 653 01:01:06,335 --> 01:01:08,268 (BEEPING) 654 01:01:25,196 --> 01:01:27,274 Hey! 655 01:01:28,891 --> 01:01:32,496 What is he doing? I asked for a photo, and what, he's The Fonz? 656 01:01:32,596 --> 01:01:34,532 Just be grateful we got you something, Annie. 657 01:01:34,632 --> 01:01:37,860 I can't use this, Vincent, and you know that. I need a picture of his face. 658 01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:41,397 Well, I could tell him to take off his helmet but then he'd, you know, die, so... 659 01:01:41,497 --> 01:01:42,881 (ALL LAUGHING) 660 01:01:42,981 --> 01:01:45,301 SANDERS: We'll release the photo when we detail the rescue operation. 661 01:01:45,401 --> 01:01:48,630 I want to announce we're launching some supplies to him next year 662 01:01:48,730 --> 01:01:50,640 during the Hohmann Transfer Window. 663 01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:55,136 - Bruce, your team's still on schedule? - It'll be tight, but we'll make it. 664 01:01:55,237 --> 01:01:59,416 Nine-month travel time. That puts the probe to Mars on Sol 868. 665 01:01:59,516 --> 01:02:01,150 Did we get the botany team's analysis? 666 01:02:01,251 --> 01:02:04,705 Yeah, they estimate Mark's crops will last till Sol 912. 667 01:02:04,805 --> 01:02:07,550 They grudgingly admit that he's doing great work. 668 01:02:07,650 --> 01:02:09,887 - Grudgingly? - Yeah. Mark has a tendency to tell them 669 01:02:09,987 --> 01:02:13,097 to have sex with themselves whenever they question one of his decisions. 670 01:02:13,197 --> 01:02:16,301 SANDERS: Get him in line, Vincent. We can't afford any miscommunication. 671 01:02:16,401 --> 01:02:22,059 I hate this margin. 912 Sols worth of food. We get there on 868. 672 01:02:22,474 --> 01:02:25,177 And that's assuming nothing goes wrong. 673 01:02:48,851 --> 01:02:50,955 - (ALARM BLARING) - (AIR HISSING) 674 01:02:55,025 --> 01:02:57,075 (SCREAMING) 675 01:03:00,364 --> 01:03:02,400 (GROANING) 676 01:03:08,423 --> 01:03:10,074 (GROANS) 677 01:03:10,174 --> 01:03:12,820 AUTOMATED VOICE: Suit breach detected. 678 01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:14,946 (PANTING) 679 01:03:20,369 --> 01:03:23,383 Oxygen level critical. 680 01:03:36,486 --> 01:03:39,883 Oxygen level, 10%. 681 01:03:53,804 --> 01:03:57,146 Oxygen level, 5%. 682 01:04:05,858 --> 01:04:08,850 Suit pressure, stable. 683 01:04:26,138 --> 01:04:28,113 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 684 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,040 (CONTINUES BREATHING HEAVILY) 685 01:06:03,675 --> 01:06:06,095 AUTOMATED VOICE: Pressure stable. 686 01:06:22,002 --> 01:06:24,056 (BLOWING) 687 01:06:39,088 --> 01:06:42,701 God! God, God, God, God! 688 01:07:01,003 --> 01:07:02,871 Crops are dead. 689 01:07:02,971 --> 01:07:05,208 Complete loss of pressure boiled off most of the water. 690 01:07:05,308 --> 01:07:08,377 Any bacteria that survived, died in the subzero temperatures 691 01:07:08,477 --> 01:07:10,638 when exposed to Mars' atmosphere. 692 01:07:10,738 --> 01:07:12,916 - ANNIE: How long does he have? - (SIGHS) 693 01:07:13,650 --> 01:07:17,696 He can still eat the potatoes he has, he just can't grow any more, so... 694 01:07:17,796 --> 01:07:20,249 get him 200 sols. 695 01:07:20,549 --> 01:07:23,413 Rations get him to what? Sol 409? 696 01:07:23,513 --> 01:07:26,538 Mmm-hmm. So with potatoes, 609. 697 01:07:26,638 --> 01:07:29,359 So by Sol 868, he'll be long dead. 698 01:07:29,459 --> 01:07:33,991 We're gonna have to launch as soon as possible which changes our travel time. 699 01:07:34,330 --> 01:07:36,774 Yeah, we're working on it. 700 01:07:36,874 --> 01:07:41,110 Prelim estimates call for a 414-day trip. 701 01:07:41,479 --> 01:07:43,657 It's Sol 135 now. 702 01:07:43,757 --> 01:07:45,826 We need 13 days to mount the boosters, 703 01:07:45,926 --> 01:07:50,180 perform inspections which gives Bruce and his team... 704 01:07:50,681 --> 01:07:53,793 47 days to make this probe. 705 01:07:54,226 --> 01:07:57,439 I'll let you call Bruce, give him the news. 706 01:08:00,658 --> 01:08:02,464 Okay. 707 01:08:05,179 --> 01:08:07,564 I'm gonna need a change of clothes. 708 01:08:16,209 --> 01:08:18,427 MARTINEZ: "Dear Mark... 709 01:08:18,527 --> 01:08:23,834 "Apparently... NASA's letting us talk to you now. 710 01:08:24,425 --> 01:08:27,786 "And I drew the short straw. 711 01:08:30,431 --> 01:08:31,507 (CHUCKLES) 712 01:08:31,607 --> 01:08:35,237 "Sorry we left you behind on Mars. 713 01:08:35,637 --> 01:08:38,423 "But we just don't like you. 714 01:08:38,523 --> 01:08:40,225 (ALL CHUCKLING) 715 01:08:40,325 --> 01:08:45,483 "Also, it's a lot roomier on the Hermes without you. 716 01:08:46,189 --> 01:08:49,569 "We have to take turns doing your tasks. 717 01:08:50,370 --> 01:08:53,860 "But, I mean, it's only botany. 718 01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:54,924 (LAUGHING) 719 01:08:55,024 --> 01:08:58,168 - "It's not real science." - Oh, Jesus. 720 01:08:59,570 --> 01:09:01,810 "How's Mars?" 721 01:09:05,311 --> 01:09:09,873 WATNEY: "Dear Martinez, Mars is fine. 722 01:09:09,973 --> 01:09:12,806 "I accidentally blew up the Hab 723 01:09:12,906 --> 01:09:17,641 "but unfortunately, all of Commander Lewis' disco music 724 01:09:17,741 --> 01:09:19,312 "still survived." 725 01:09:19,950 --> 01:09:24,689 "But unfortunately, all of Commander Lewis' disco music still survived." 726 01:09:24,789 --> 01:09:30,077 WATNEY: "Every day, I go outside and look at the vast horizons." 727 01:09:30,177 --> 01:09:33,873 MARTINEZ: "Every day, I go outside and look at the vast horizons." 728 01:09:33,973 --> 01:09:36,025 WATNEY: "Just because I can." 729 01:09:36,125 --> 01:09:38,296 MARTINEZ: "Just because I can. 730 01:09:38,396 --> 01:09:41,588 "Tell the others I said hello." 731 01:09:44,343 --> 01:09:46,454 "Will do, buddy." 732 01:09:54,550 --> 01:09:56,182 (CHUCKLES SADLY) 733 01:11:03,035 --> 01:11:05,106 (MACHINERY POWERING UP) 734 01:11:15,757 --> 01:11:18,237 AUTOMATED VOICE: Pressure stable. 735 01:11:43,303 --> 01:11:45,303 (WIND HOWLING) 736 01:11:48,642 --> 01:11:50,702 (PLASTIC RUSTLING) 737 01:11:57,334 --> 01:12:00,153 5, 10... 738 01:12:00,254 --> 01:12:04,326 15, 20, 30, 35... (SIGHS DEEPLY) 739 01:12:04,426 --> 01:12:05,502 40. 740 01:12:06,303 --> 01:12:08,220 52. 741 01:12:19,492 --> 01:12:20,820 (GROANS LOUDLY) 742 01:12:36,393 --> 01:12:38,228 Rich. 743 01:12:38,928 --> 01:12:41,690 Rich. Wake up. 744 01:12:43,608 --> 01:12:45,977 Sorry, but they're asking for the probe courses. 745 01:12:46,077 --> 01:12:49,939 - What time is it? - It's 3:42. 746 01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:52,860 (SPITS) 747 01:12:53,461 --> 01:12:54,587 (CLATTERS) 748 01:12:54,987 --> 01:12:57,473 Look, I know we're coming at this backwards 749 01:12:57,573 --> 01:13:00,660 but we can't commit to a firm launch date with this many unknowns. 750 01:13:01,761 --> 01:13:03,613 It's all right. Um... 751 01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:06,449 All 25 models for launch will take 414 days to reach Mars. 752 01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:10,132 They vary slightly in thrust duration and the fuel requirement is nearly identical. 753 01:13:11,488 --> 01:13:13,515 Not a good time to launch, is it? 754 01:13:13,615 --> 01:13:16,535 Yeah, Earth and Mars are really badly positioned. 755 01:13:16,635 --> 01:13:19,356 Heck, it'd almost be easier if you, um... 756 01:13:21,348 --> 01:13:23,842 Almost easier to what? 757 01:13:23,942 --> 01:13:26,229 I need more coffee. (THUDS) 758 01:13:27,330 --> 01:13:30,101 - MIKE: Are you all right? - It's fine. 759 01:13:34,111 --> 01:13:36,507 Almost easier to what? 760 01:13:47,100 --> 01:13:49,880 You do understand I'm your boss, right? 761 01:13:50,103 --> 01:13:51,890 Uh-huh. 762 01:13:54,875 --> 01:13:59,180 SANDERS: All right, let's ask the very, very expensive question. 763 01:13:59,281 --> 01:14:01,816 - Is the probe going to be ready on time? - BRUCE: We're behind. 764 01:14:01,916 --> 01:14:05,937 - Give me a number. - 15 days. 15 days and I can get it done. 765 01:14:06,037 --> 01:14:10,684 All right, let's create 15 days. 13 days to mount the probe. Can we reduce? 766 01:14:10,784 --> 01:14:13,112 It actually only takes three days to mount the probe. 767 01:14:13,213 --> 01:14:16,541 - And we can get that down to two, right? - I can get it down to two. 768 01:14:16,641 --> 01:14:18,351 10 days are for tests and inspections. 769 01:14:18,451 --> 01:14:21,688 How often do those inspections reveal a problem? 770 01:14:21,788 --> 01:14:23,714 Are you suggesting we don't do the inspections? 771 01:14:23,814 --> 01:14:26,234 Right now I'm asking how often they reveal a problem. 772 01:14:26,434 --> 01:14:27,510 One in 20. 773 01:14:27,610 --> 01:14:30,397 - But that's grounds for countdown halt. - MITCH: We can't take that chance. 774 01:14:30,497 --> 01:14:34,063 Anyone else know a safer way to buy more time? 775 01:14:37,371 --> 01:14:39,656 Dr. Keller, stretch Watney's rations four more days. 776 01:14:39,756 --> 01:14:42,915 You're not gonna like it, but that'll get us to 15. And we'll cancel the inspections. 777 01:14:43,015 --> 01:14:45,064 - Teddy. - Sir, if that ever got out... 778 01:14:45,164 --> 01:14:49,455 It's on me. You got your two weeks. Get it done. 779 01:14:49,951 --> 01:14:54,030 WATNEY: So, now I have to hold out until the probe gets here with more food. 780 01:14:54,130 --> 01:14:58,251 You want to see what minimal calorie count looks like? Standard issue ration. 781 01:14:58,351 --> 01:15:02,448 But instead of three of these every one day... 782 01:15:02,548 --> 01:15:06,508 I'm now eating one of these every three days. 783 01:15:07,853 --> 01:15:10,564 And now, they've asked me... 784 01:15:10,664 --> 01:15:11,715 to do that. 785 01:15:14,743 --> 01:15:16,512 ("DON'T LEAVE ME THIS WAY" PLAYING) 786 01:15:16,612 --> 01:15:18,676 The point is... 787 01:15:19,208 --> 01:15:22,728 "stretch the rations four more days..." 788 01:15:23,337 --> 01:15:25,772 (SIGHS) is a real dick-punch. 789 01:15:29,008 --> 01:15:32,307 I'm gonna dip this potato in some crushed Vicodin. 790 01:15:33,348 --> 01:15:35,617 And there's nobody who can stop me. 791 01:15:45,885 --> 01:15:49,516 It has been seven days since I ran out of ketchup. 792 01:16:00,984 --> 01:16:03,729 JPL TECHNICIAN 1: Up. Up, up. Yeah. 793 01:16:03,829 --> 01:16:05,856 Let's go up here. 794 01:16:05,956 --> 01:16:08,344 JPL TECHNICIAN 2: Labels facing up. 795 01:16:12,422 --> 01:16:15,292 This is the flight director. Begin launch status check. 796 01:16:15,392 --> 01:16:18,102 Roger that, Flight. Beginning launch status check. 797 01:16:18,203 --> 01:16:20,610 Do you believe in God, Vincent? 798 01:16:21,631 --> 01:16:23,426 Yeah. 799 01:16:23,526 --> 01:16:27,713 Yeah, my father was a Hindu, my mother's a Baptist, so yeah... 800 01:16:27,813 --> 01:16:30,159 I believe in several. 801 01:16:32,134 --> 01:16:33,902 We'll take all the help we can get. 802 01:16:34,002 --> 01:16:35,929 LAUNCH CONTROL TECHNICIAN: Launch status check complete. 803 01:16:36,029 --> 01:16:39,008 MITCH: This is Flight. We are go for launch. 804 01:16:39,108 --> 01:16:40,189 TIMER CONTROLLER: Proceeding with the count. 805 01:16:40,290 --> 01:16:44,575 10, 9, 8, 7, 6... 806 01:16:44,675 --> 01:16:46,278 Main engines start. 807 01:16:46,378 --> 01:16:50,937 4, 3, 2, 1. 808 01:16:51,630 --> 01:16:53,219 Liftoff. 809 01:16:55,226 --> 01:16:57,357 Good thrust. 810 01:17:00,706 --> 01:17:02,932 Performance is nominal. 811 01:17:15,856 --> 01:17:17,923 FEMALE TIMER: The tail is giving good data. 812 01:17:19,125 --> 01:17:22,279 TIMER CONTROLLER: She's rock solid at this point, Flight. TVCs look good. 813 01:17:22,579 --> 01:17:24,603 (ALL CHEERING) 814 01:17:33,933 --> 01:17:36,286 We're getting a little shimmy, Flight. 815 01:17:36,386 --> 01:17:38,104 - Say again? - (BEEP) 816 01:17:38,205 --> 01:17:42,174 - We are getting a very large precession. - Are we good? 817 01:17:42,809 --> 01:17:44,065 TIMER CONTROLLER: Flight, it's hitting the redline. 818 01:17:44,165 --> 01:17:47,898 It's spinning on the long axis around a 17-degree precession. 819 01:17:48,449 --> 01:17:52,102 - Launch, what's happening? - Force on Iris is 7 G's. 820 01:17:52,203 --> 01:17:55,138 COMMS TECHNICIAN: We've lost readings on the probe, Flight. 821 01:17:55,539 --> 01:17:57,600 (ALL EXCLAIMING IN DISMAY) 822 01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:00,464 Oh, Jesus Christ. 823 01:18:03,915 --> 01:18:06,290 We've lost it, Flight. 824 01:18:09,162 --> 01:18:10,280 SatCon? 825 01:18:10,380 --> 01:18:13,032 SATCON TECHNICIAN: No satellite acquisition of signal. 826 01:18:13,132 --> 01:18:14,584 (INDISTINCT MESSAGE) 827 01:18:15,327 --> 01:18:17,938 - TIMER CONTROLLER: L.O.S. - L.O.S. here, too. 828 01:18:18,038 --> 01:18:21,684 CAPCOM TECHNICIAN: U.S. Destroyer Stockton reporting debris falling from the sky. 829 01:18:21,784 --> 01:18:24,370 TIMER CONTROLLER: Everyone in the LCC, maintain your positions... 830 01:18:24,470 --> 01:18:26,835 GC, lock the doors. 831 01:18:55,428 --> 01:18:57,472 WATNEY: "Commander Lewis... 832 01:18:57,572 --> 01:19:01,626 "I may need you to do something for me. 833 01:19:02,527 --> 01:19:04,585 "If I die... 834 01:19:04,685 --> 01:19:08,073 "I need you to check in on my parents. 835 01:19:08,776 --> 01:19:12,640 "They'll wanna hear all about our time here on Mars. 836 01:19:13,656 --> 01:19:15,683 "I know that sucks. 837 01:19:15,783 --> 01:19:19,812 "And it'll be hard talking to a couple... 838 01:19:19,912 --> 01:19:22,065 "about their dead son. 839 01:19:23,267 --> 01:19:25,772 "It's a lot to ask. 840 01:19:27,621 --> 01:19:30,699 "Which is why I'm asking you. 841 01:19:30,799 --> 01:19:32,709 "I'm not giving up. 842 01:19:32,809 --> 01:19:37,612 "We just need to prepare for every outcome. 843 01:19:39,492 --> 01:19:41,233 "Please tell them... 844 01:19:43,538 --> 01:19:46,327 "Tell them I love what I do... 845 01:19:49,819 --> 01:19:52,394 "and I'm really good at it. 846 01:19:53,724 --> 01:19:57,314 "And that I'm dying... 847 01:19:58,078 --> 01:20:01,347 "for something big... 848 01:20:02,182 --> 01:20:04,149 "and beautiful... 849 01:20:08,129 --> 01:20:10,467 "and greater than me. 850 01:20:11,918 --> 01:20:15,294 "Tell them I said I can live with that. 851 01:20:15,863 --> 01:20:18,341 "And tell them... 852 01:20:18,441 --> 01:20:22,504 "thank you for being my mom and dad." 853 01:20:24,289 --> 01:20:27,843 VINCENT: We substituted protein cubes for the standard rations. 854 01:20:27,943 --> 01:20:31,930 The thrust of the launch combined with the simultaneous lateral vibration 855 01:20:32,030 --> 01:20:36,585 liquefied the cubes and created an unbalanced load. 856 01:20:36,685 --> 01:20:39,838 Vincent, why wasn't this addressed in the inspections phase? 857 01:20:39,938 --> 01:20:44,091 In order to make our launch window, we were forced to accelerate our schedule. 858 01:20:44,191 --> 01:20:44,963 (BOTH SPEAKING MANDARIN) 859 01:20:45,063 --> 01:20:48,606 Their astronaut is going to starve to death. 860 01:20:49,124 --> 01:20:52,098 Of course, there are other ways. 861 01:20:52,705 --> 01:20:56,128 Our engineers have ran the numbers of the Taiyang Shen's boosters. 862 01:20:56,228 --> 01:20:59,219 It has the fuel capacity to reach Mar's orbit. 863 01:21:00,076 --> 01:21:01,672 Why didn't NASA approach us? 864 01:21:01,772 --> 01:21:06,096 Because they don't know. Our data is classified information. 865 01:21:08,346 --> 01:21:12,081 That's to say. If we do nothing... 866 01:21:12,181 --> 01:21:16,941 The world will never knew, actually we could have helped. 867 01:21:17,300 --> 01:21:20,467 So, for the sake of argument, 868 01:21:20,567 --> 01:21:22,496 let's say we decided to help them. 869 01:21:22,696 --> 01:21:26,780 We give them the boosters, that means the cancellation of Taiyang Shen's program. 870 01:21:27,850 --> 01:21:31,128 Then let us, among Aerospace scientists, try to solve this problem. 871 01:21:31,228 --> 01:21:32,867 Find a way to cooperate. 872 01:21:35,932 --> 01:21:37,697 SANDERS: Yes. 873 01:21:38,451 --> 01:21:41,048 Yes, I understand. 874 01:21:43,231 --> 01:21:45,055 Thank you. 875 01:21:48,229 --> 01:21:50,731 Yes! (SIGHS) 876 01:21:50,831 --> 01:21:55,378 All right. Thanks to my uncle Tommy in China, we get another chance at this. 877 01:21:55,478 --> 01:21:58,472 Now, we finished the Iris probe in 62 days. 878 01:21:58,572 --> 01:22:01,908 We are now gonna attempt to finish it in 28. 879 01:22:12,937 --> 01:22:14,494 (CHIMES) 880 01:22:27,102 --> 01:22:30,012 We can jettison any kind of landing system. We're only sending rations. 881 01:22:30,112 --> 01:22:33,142 We can... we can crash-land on Mars. 882 01:22:33,843 --> 01:22:36,292 - You should hang up the phone. - I'm sorry, who are you? 883 01:22:36,392 --> 01:22:40,717 Rich Purnell. I work in Astrodynamics, and you should hang up the phone right now. 884 01:22:42,085 --> 01:22:45,860 All right, all right. I'm gonna call you back. 885 01:22:46,273 --> 01:22:48,730 I know how to save Mark Watney. 886 01:22:49,376 --> 01:22:51,913 Your probe plan won't work. Too many things can go wrong. 887 01:22:52,013 --> 01:22:54,366 - I've got a better way. - Astrodynamics? 888 01:22:54,466 --> 01:22:56,050 Yeah. 889 01:22:56,150 --> 01:22:58,681 What the hell is "Project Elrond"? 890 01:22:58,981 --> 01:23:01,531 - VINCENT: I had to make something up. - But "Elrond"? 891 01:23:02,131 --> 01:23:04,116 Because it's a secret meeting. 892 01:23:04,217 --> 01:23:06,894 How do you know that? Why does "Elrond" mean "secret meeting"? 893 01:23:06,994 --> 01:23:09,623 The Council of Elrond. It's from Lord of the Rings. 894 01:23:09,946 --> 01:23:12,951 It's the meeting where they decide to destroy the One Ring. 895 01:23:13,051 --> 01:23:14,978 SANDERS: If we're gonna call something "Project Elrond" 896 01:23:15,078 --> 01:23:17,398 I would like my code name to be "Glorfindel." 897 01:23:17,498 --> 01:23:19,450 Okay, I hate every one of you. 898 01:23:19,550 --> 01:23:21,985 What, Teddy doesn't even know about this yet? 899 01:23:22,085 --> 01:23:26,082 - I'm sorry, who are you? - VINCENT: This is Rich Purnell, Astrodynamics. 900 01:23:26,182 --> 01:23:27,909 Tell them what you just told me. 901 01:23:28,009 --> 01:23:31,763 I can get the Hermes back to Mars by Sol 561. 902 01:23:32,864 --> 01:23:34,637 SANDERS: How? 903 01:23:38,077 --> 01:23:40,881 Could you stand right there for me, please? 904 01:23:42,308 --> 01:23:44,560 Thanks. Right there. Great. 905 01:23:44,660 --> 01:23:49,231 And could you stand right there? Right there. 906 01:23:53,328 --> 01:23:57,274 Okay, let's pretend that this stapler is the Hermes 907 01:23:57,374 --> 01:23:59,876 and you are... 908 01:23:59,976 --> 01:24:04,573 - I'm sorry, what's your name again? - Teddy. I'm the Director of NASA. 909 01:24:05,073 --> 01:24:07,234 Cool. Teddy, you're Earth. 910 01:24:07,334 --> 01:24:09,470 Right now, the Hermes is headed towards you 911 01:24:09,570 --> 01:24:12,130 starting its month-long deceleration to intercept. 912 01:24:12,231 --> 01:24:16,041 But instead, what I'm proposing is... (WHOOSHING) 913 01:24:18,938 --> 01:24:22,875 we start accelerating immediately to preserve velocity and gain even more. 914 01:24:22,975 --> 01:24:25,562 We don't intercept with Earth at all but we come close enough 915 01:24:25,662 --> 01:24:28,055 to get a gravity assist and adjust course. 916 01:24:28,155 --> 01:24:30,734 While we're doing that... 917 01:24:32,203 --> 01:24:35,030 - we resupply with the probe... - VINCENT: The Taiyang Shen. 918 01:24:35,130 --> 01:24:38,984 ...pick up whatever provisions we need and now we're accelerating towards Mars. 919 01:24:39,084 --> 01:24:40,278 (WHOOSHING) 920 01:24:41,662 --> 01:24:43,071 You're Mars. 921 01:24:43,171 --> 01:24:47,566 Now, we're going too fast at this point to fall into orbit but... we can do a flyby. 922 01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:50,727 What good is a flyby if we can't get Watney off the surface? 923 01:24:50,827 --> 01:24:53,905 Watney would intercept using the MAV. 924 01:24:54,005 --> 01:24:55,682 Ow! 925 01:24:55,782 --> 01:24:57,768 (WHOOSHING) 926 01:24:58,218 --> 01:25:00,588 And then we just head home. (WHOOSHING) 927 01:25:04,700 --> 01:25:08,246 I've done the math. It checks out. 928 01:25:09,046 --> 01:25:10,306 - SANDERS: Rich. - Yes, sir. 929 01:25:10,406 --> 01:25:12,999 - Get out. - All right. 930 01:25:19,007 --> 01:25:20,684 - Is he right? - VINCENT: Yeah. 931 01:25:20,984 --> 01:25:23,612 SANDERS: Bruce, what do you think? 932 01:25:23,712 --> 01:25:26,473 Well, if Vincent says so. 933 01:25:26,573 --> 01:25:30,018 - We need to use the Taiyang Shen? - VINCENT: Uh-huh. 934 01:25:30,118 --> 01:25:33,389 - What am I missing? Why is that important? - Because we can only do one. 935 01:25:33,489 --> 01:25:35,800 Send Watney enough food to last till Ares 4 936 01:25:35,900 --> 01:25:37,785 or send Hermes back to get him right now. 937 01:25:37,885 --> 01:25:42,006 Both plans require the Taiyang Shen, so we have to choose. 938 01:25:42,106 --> 01:25:45,310 But what about the Hermes crew? We'd be asking them to add 939 01:25:45,410 --> 01:25:48,413 533 extra days to their mission. 940 01:25:48,513 --> 01:25:51,150 Yeah. They wouldn't hesitate, not for a second. 941 01:25:51,250 --> 01:25:54,753 Can the Hermes function for 533 days beyond the scheduled mission end? 942 01:25:54,853 --> 01:25:57,890 It should. Built to last the full Ares mission 943 01:25:57,991 --> 01:26:00,618 so technically, it's only halfway through its lifespan. 944 01:26:00,718 --> 01:26:03,329 - But if something goes wrong - Then we lose the crew. 945 01:26:03,429 --> 01:26:06,550 BRUCE: So what? We either have a high chance of killing one person 946 01:26:06,650 --> 01:26:10,124 or a low chance of killing six people. 947 01:26:10,224 --> 01:26:11,605 How do we make that decision? 948 01:26:11,905 --> 01:26:14,566 We don't have to make it, Bruce. He does. 949 01:26:14,766 --> 01:26:18,520 Yeah, well, bullshit. It should be Commander Lewis' call. 950 01:26:18,620 --> 01:26:21,748 We still have a chance to bring five astronauts home safe and sound. 951 01:26:21,848 --> 01:26:24,519 I'm not risking their lives. 952 01:26:24,619 --> 01:26:27,105 Let them make that decision. 953 01:26:27,205 --> 01:26:30,970 Mitch, we're going with option one. 954 01:26:31,842 --> 01:26:33,621 You goddamn coward. 955 01:26:52,055 --> 01:26:54,516 - VOGEL: Johanssen? - Yeah. 956 01:26:54,616 --> 01:26:57,079 I know it's your private time. Can I bother you for a second? 957 01:26:57,179 --> 01:26:58,321 JOHANSSEN: Yeah, go ahead. 958 01:26:58,421 --> 01:27:01,068 - VOGEL: Where are you? - The gym. 959 01:27:16,765 --> 01:27:18,679 (BEEPS) 960 01:27:19,277 --> 01:27:21,301 (PANTING) 961 01:27:22,296 --> 01:27:24,348 - What's up? - I just got an email from my wife 962 01:27:24,448 --> 01:27:28,019 and the subject line says, "Our children." 963 01:27:28,119 --> 01:27:30,990 My computer won't open the attachment. 964 01:27:31,490 --> 01:27:33,893 Okay. Let's take a look. 965 01:27:37,779 --> 01:27:39,540 Uh... 966 01:27:40,540 --> 01:27:42,501 Let's see. 967 01:27:43,377 --> 01:27:45,736 This isn't a JPEG. 968 01:27:46,181 --> 01:27:49,617 It's a plain ASCII text file. 969 01:27:51,444 --> 01:27:54,547 I don't really know what we're looking at. It's... 970 01:27:55,347 --> 01:27:57,542 Does that make any sense to you? 971 01:27:58,034 --> 01:28:00,337 "Rich Purnell Maneuver." 972 01:28:00,437 --> 01:28:04,667 It's a... course maneuver for the Hermes. 973 01:28:08,795 --> 01:28:13,517 And the mission concludes with Earth intercept, 211 days later. 974 01:28:13,917 --> 01:28:15,311 MARTINEZ: Would it work? 975 01:28:15,411 --> 01:28:17,680 LEWIS: Mmm-hmm. We ran the numbers. They check out. 976 01:28:17,780 --> 01:28:19,307 BECK: It's a brilliant course. 977 01:28:19,407 --> 01:28:22,170 So why all the cloak and dagger? 978 01:28:22,270 --> 01:28:24,271 Because it goes directly against NASA's decision. 979 01:28:24,371 --> 01:28:28,350 Yeah. If we do the maneuver, they'd have to send the supply ship or we die. 980 01:28:28,450 --> 01:28:32,063 We have the opportunity to force their hand. 981 01:28:33,038 --> 01:28:36,259 So, are we gonna do it? 982 01:28:36,900 --> 01:28:38,802 If it was up to me, we'd already be on our way. 983 01:28:38,902 --> 01:28:41,464 - But it is, though, isn't it? Up to you. - (CHUCKLES) 984 01:28:41,564 --> 01:28:46,260 Not this time. This is something NASA expressly rejected. 985 01:28:46,660 --> 01:28:49,881 We're talking about mutiny here, which is not a word that I take lightly. 986 01:28:49,981 --> 01:28:52,759 So we do this together or not at all. 987 01:28:52,859 --> 01:28:55,787 And before you answer, consider the consequences. 988 01:28:55,887 --> 01:28:58,915 If we mess up the supply rendezvous, we die. 989 01:28:59,116 --> 01:29:01,893 If we mess up the Earth gravity assist, we die. 990 01:29:01,993 --> 01:29:04,281 If we do everything perfectly 991 01:29:04,381 --> 01:29:08,315 we add 533 days to our mission. 992 01:29:08,768 --> 01:29:12,430 533 more days before we see our families again. 993 01:29:12,730 --> 01:29:15,813 533 days 994 01:29:15,913 --> 01:29:18,728 of unplanned space travel where anything could go wrong. 995 01:29:18,928 --> 01:29:21,601 If it's mission critical, 996 01:29:21,701 --> 01:29:24,076 - we die. - Sign me up. 997 01:29:24,176 --> 01:29:25,894 All right, cowboy, slow down. 998 01:29:25,994 --> 01:29:28,753 You and I, we're military. Chances are, we go home, 999 01:29:28,853 --> 01:29:30,532 - they'll court martial us. - Yeah, there's that. 1000 01:29:30,632 --> 01:29:34,720 And for the rest of you guys I guarantee they will never send you back up here again. 1001 01:29:34,820 --> 01:29:39,559 Good. So, if we go for it, how would it work? 1002 01:29:39,659 --> 01:29:42,687 - I plot the course and execute it. - JOHANSSEN: Remote override. 1003 01:29:42,787 --> 01:29:46,016 They could take over the Hermes from Mission Control. 1004 01:29:46,466 --> 01:29:48,401 LEWIS: Can you disable it? 1005 01:29:48,501 --> 01:29:50,720 Hermes has four redundant flight computers 1006 01:29:50,820 --> 01:29:53,340 each connected to three redundant comm systems. 1007 01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:56,219 We can't shut down the comms because we'd lose telemetry and guidance. 1008 01:29:56,319 --> 01:29:59,688 And we can't shut down the computers because we need to run the ship. 1009 01:29:59,788 --> 01:30:03,051 I'd have to disable remote override on each system. 1010 01:30:03,151 --> 01:30:05,294 It's part of the OS, I'd have to jump over the code. 1011 01:30:05,394 --> 01:30:07,936 Okay, but, like, in English, what would that mean? 1012 01:30:10,133 --> 01:30:12,310 I can do it. 1013 01:30:12,411 --> 01:30:14,241 Great. 1014 01:30:15,004 --> 01:30:17,224 Well, it has to be unanimous. 1015 01:30:17,324 --> 01:30:22,597 If we do this, it'll be over 900 days of space. 1016 01:30:24,489 --> 01:30:28,436 That's more than enough space for one life, so... 1017 01:30:28,836 --> 01:30:31,591 - yes. - I vote yes. 1018 01:30:33,999 --> 01:30:36,398 Let's go get him. 1019 01:30:38,521 --> 01:30:40,315 Johanssen? 1020 01:30:40,415 --> 01:30:42,538 - Yes. - Yeah! 1021 01:30:42,638 --> 01:30:44,554 (CHEERING, APPLAUDING) 1022 01:30:45,112 --> 01:30:47,739 Got an unscheduled status update from Hermes. 1023 01:30:47,839 --> 01:30:49,733 - BRENDAN: Roger. Read it out. - Message reads, 1024 01:30:49,833 --> 01:30:53,612 "Houston, please be advised. Rich Purnell is a steely-eyed missile man." 1025 01:30:53,712 --> 01:30:54,830 What? 1026 01:30:54,930 --> 01:30:57,960 Flight, Guidance. Hermes is off-course. 1027 01:30:58,060 --> 01:31:01,446 CAPCOM, advise Hermes they're drifting. Guidance, get a correction ready. 1028 01:31:01,546 --> 01:31:04,545 GUIDANCE TECHNICIAN: Negative, Flight, it's not drift. They've adjusted course. 1029 01:31:04,645 --> 01:31:08,812 What the hell? Telemetry, any chance this is instrumentation failure? 1030 01:31:08,912 --> 01:31:09,840 Negative, Flight. 1031 01:31:09,997 --> 01:31:13,525 Guidance, work at how long they can stay on this course before it's irreversible. 1032 01:31:13,625 --> 01:31:15,794 GUIDANCE TECHNICIAN: Working on that now, Flight. 1033 01:31:15,894 --> 01:31:18,773 - (WHISPERS) Who's Rich Purnell? - I don't know. 1034 01:31:18,873 --> 01:31:21,313 Will somebody find out who the hell Rich Purnell is? 1035 01:31:22,026 --> 01:31:25,654 SANDERS: Annie will go before the media this morning and inform them of NASA's decision 1036 01:31:25,754 --> 01:31:28,638 to reroute the Hermes to Mars. 1037 01:31:28,874 --> 01:31:31,528 Sounds like a smart move. 1038 01:31:31,628 --> 01:31:33,589 Considering the circumstances. 1039 01:31:34,389 --> 01:31:36,859 Whoever gave them the maneuver... 1040 01:31:36,959 --> 01:31:39,119 only passed along information. 1041 01:31:39,219 --> 01:31:41,621 Crew made the decision on their own. 1042 01:31:42,706 --> 01:31:45,395 You may have killed them, Mitch. 1043 01:31:46,768 --> 01:31:48,471 We're fighting the same war. 1044 01:31:48,571 --> 01:31:51,882 Every time something goes wrong, the world forgets why we fly. 1045 01:31:51,982 --> 01:31:56,464 I'm trying to keep us airborne. It's bigger than one person. 1046 01:31:57,688 --> 01:32:00,101 No. It's not. 1047 01:32:01,551 --> 01:32:05,011 When this is over, I'll expect your resignation. 1048 01:32:08,742 --> 01:32:13,126 - I understand. - Bring our astronauts home. 1049 01:32:15,699 --> 01:32:18,394 Every Ares mission requires three years of pre-supplies. 1050 01:32:18,494 --> 01:32:22,524 So NASA decided a long time ago it's a lot easier to send some of the stuff beforehand 1051 01:32:22,624 --> 01:32:25,710 rather than bring it with us. So, as a result, 1052 01:32:25,810 --> 01:32:30,915 the MAV for Ares 4 is already there at the Schiaparelli Crater, just waiting. 1053 01:32:31,015 --> 01:32:34,827 So the plan is for me to use that to go into orbit 1054 01:32:34,927 --> 01:32:37,973 just as the Hermes is passing... 1055 01:32:38,073 --> 01:32:41,928 and I guess they catch me? 1056 01:32:42,628 --> 01:32:44,826 In space. 1057 01:32:46,491 --> 01:32:49,510 So, I've got 200 sols to figure out 1058 01:32:49,610 --> 01:32:52,447 how to take everything here that's keeping me alive 1059 01:32:52,547 --> 01:32:56,117 the oxygenator, the water reclaimer, the atmospheric regulator... 1060 01:32:56,218 --> 01:32:58,170 bring that all with me. 1061 01:32:58,270 --> 01:33:02,091 And luckily, I have the greatest minds on Planet Earth... 1062 01:33:02,191 --> 01:33:05,210 really, all of the brainpower on the entire planet 1063 01:33:05,310 --> 01:33:08,848 helping me with this endeavor. And so far they've come up with, 1064 01:33:08,948 --> 01:33:11,501 "Hey, why don't you drill holes on the roof of your Rover 1065 01:33:11,601 --> 01:33:14,462 "and hit it as hard as you can with a rock?" 1066 01:33:14,962 --> 01:33:16,781 We're gonna get there. 1067 01:33:16,881 --> 01:33:18,805 ("STARMAN" PLAYING) 1068 01:33:29,161 --> 01:33:30,247 (GROANS) 1069 01:33:32,163 --> 01:33:34,235 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1070 01:33:37,335 --> 01:33:42,050 Didn't know what time it was And the lights were low 1071 01:33:42,150 --> 01:33:45,503 I leaned back on my radio 1072 01:33:45,603 --> 01:33:46,890 (ALL SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1073 01:33:46,990 --> 01:33:50,325 Some cat was layin' down some rock 'n' roll 1074 01:33:50,425 --> 01:33:52,766 Lotta soul, he said 1075 01:33:54,529 --> 01:33:58,791 Then the loud sound did seem to fade 1076 01:33:58,892 --> 01:34:03,548 Came back like a slow voice on a wave of phase 1077 01:34:03,648 --> 01:34:09,254 That weren't no DJ That was hazy cosmic jive 1078 01:34:12,223 --> 01:34:16,311 There's a starman waiting in the... 1079 01:34:16,411 --> 01:34:18,930 533 days longer? 1080 01:34:19,030 --> 01:34:20,940 And you said yes to this? 1081 01:34:21,040 --> 01:34:23,608 He would have done the same for me. You know that. 1082 01:34:23,708 --> 01:34:24,907 (BOY LAUGHING) 1083 01:34:29,133 --> 01:34:32,815 - Cheese. You do "cheese"? Cheese. - (CAMERA CLICKS) 1084 01:34:34,004 --> 01:34:36,842 - He didn't do "cheese." - Did he do "cheese"? 1085 01:34:37,942 --> 01:34:39,450 (GRUNTING) 1086 01:34:44,432 --> 01:34:46,195 - ROBERT: Hey, baby. - Hey. 1087 01:34:46,295 --> 01:34:48,429 I got something for you. 1088 01:34:48,529 --> 01:34:52,691 Found it in the flea market. Original pressing. 1089 01:34:52,791 --> 01:34:55,068 LEWIS: No! (EXCLAIMS JOYFULLY) 1090 01:34:55,168 --> 01:34:57,621 - Not a scratch. - I love it. 1091 01:34:57,721 --> 01:35:00,625 All due respect to your CNSA protocol 1092 01:35:00,725 --> 01:35:05,275 but we haven't done things that way since Apollo 9. 1093 01:35:05,375 --> 01:35:06,889 (TRANSLATING INTO MANDARIN) 1094 01:35:06,989 --> 01:35:09,276 Did he get that? 1095 01:35:13,278 --> 01:35:17,963 Look out your window, I can see his light 1096 01:35:18,063 --> 01:35:22,365 If we can sparkle, he may land tonight... 1097 01:35:22,865 --> 01:35:24,844 TECHNICIAN: Yeah? 1098 01:35:27,445 --> 01:35:29,385 Mmm-hmm. 1099 01:35:30,648 --> 01:35:31,499 Oh! 1100 01:35:31,599 --> 01:35:36,004 There's a starman waiting in the sky 1101 01:35:36,104 --> 01:35:38,574 - (KIDS LAUGHING) - He'd like to come and meet us 1102 01:35:38,674 --> 01:35:40,876 But he thinks he'd blow our minds 1103 01:35:40,976 --> 01:35:44,413 There's a starman waiting... 1104 01:35:44,513 --> 01:35:47,302 (COUNTING DOWN IN MANDARIN ON PA) 1105 01:35:54,107 --> 01:35:56,317 Let the children use it 1106 01:35:56,417 --> 01:35:58,662 - Let all the children boogie - (ALL CHEERING) 1107 01:35:58,762 --> 01:36:02,823 There's a starman waiting in the sky 1108 01:36:02,923 --> 01:36:07,296 He'd like to come and meet us But he thinks he'd blow our minds 1109 01:36:07,396 --> 01:36:12,043 There's a starman waiting in the sky 1110 01:36:12,443 --> 01:36:16,748 He's told us not to blow it 'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile 1111 01:36:16,848 --> 01:36:20,492 He told me, let the children lose it 1112 01:36:20,692 --> 01:36:22,730 Let the children use it 1113 01:36:22,830 --> 01:36:26,618 Let all the children boogie... 1114 01:37:18,204 --> 01:37:20,145 (AIRLOCK HISSING) 1115 01:38:18,143 --> 01:38:20,930 WATNEY: I've been thinking about laws on Mars. 1116 01:38:21,030 --> 01:38:23,583 There's an international treaty saying no country can lay claim 1117 01:38:23,683 --> 01:38:25,242 to anything that's not on Earth. 1118 01:38:25,342 --> 01:38:30,330 And by another treaty, if you're not in any country's territory maritime law applies. 1119 01:38:30,430 --> 01:38:33,327 So Mars is international waters. 1120 01:38:34,227 --> 01:38:38,698 Now, NASA is an American non-military organization. It owns the Hab. 1121 01:38:38,798 --> 01:38:41,484 But the second I walk outside, I'm in international waters. 1122 01:38:41,584 --> 01:38:44,704 So here's the cool part, I'm about to leave for the Schiaparelli Crater 1123 01:38:44,804 --> 01:38:46,847 where I'm gonna commandeer the Ares 4 lander. 1124 01:38:46,947 --> 01:38:49,644 Nobody explicitly gave me permission to do this and they can't 1125 01:38:49,744 --> 01:38:52,004 until I'm on board the Ares 4. 1126 01:38:52,104 --> 01:38:56,191 So that means I'm gonna be taking a craft over in international waters 1127 01:38:56,291 --> 01:39:01,733 without permission, which, by definition, makes me a pirate. 1128 01:39:02,173 --> 01:39:05,856 Mark Watney, Space Pirate. 1129 01:39:35,349 --> 01:39:37,704 A Space Pirate. 1130 01:40:37,815 --> 01:40:41,543 Everywhere I go, I'm the first. 1131 01:40:42,437 --> 01:40:44,698 It's a strange feeling. 1132 01:40:44,798 --> 01:40:48,392 Step outside the Rover, first guy to be there. 1133 01:40:48,786 --> 01:40:52,235 Climb that hill, first guy to do that. 1134 01:40:52,973 --> 01:40:56,586 Four and a half billion years... nobody here. 1135 01:40:57,186 --> 01:41:00,684 And now, me. 1136 01:41:01,283 --> 01:41:05,186 I'm the first person to be alone on an entire planet. 1137 01:41:16,123 --> 01:41:18,157 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 1138 01:41:20,002 --> 01:41:22,179 How's he doing? 1139 01:41:22,279 --> 01:41:27,127 (CLEARS THROAT) So far, so good. He's sticking to schedule. 1140 01:41:27,227 --> 01:41:30,246 Drives for four hours before noon... 1141 01:41:30,346 --> 01:41:33,450 lays the solar panels, waits 13 hours for them to recharge 1142 01:41:33,550 --> 01:41:37,863 and sleeps somewhere in there and then starts again. 1143 01:41:40,291 --> 01:41:43,326 - How's he doing? - Uh... 1144 01:41:43,426 --> 01:41:46,125 He asked us to call him Captain Blondebeard. 1145 01:41:48,225 --> 01:41:52,569 - Technically, Mars would be under maritime... - Yeah, I know. He explained it to us. 1146 01:41:53,921 --> 01:41:56,098 Where is he? 1147 01:41:56,198 --> 01:41:57,700 - There. - Okay. 1148 01:41:57,800 --> 01:41:59,966 - Here. - Okay. 1149 01:43:13,122 --> 01:43:15,182 (BEEPING) 1150 01:43:28,972 --> 01:43:31,000 (BEEPS) 1151 01:43:44,689 --> 01:43:48,280 Okay, we're gonna start by stating for the record that you're not gonna like this. 1152 01:43:48,380 --> 01:43:50,420 VINCENT: Oh, yeah? 1153 01:43:50,520 --> 01:43:53,073 Yeah, the problem is the intercept velocity. 1154 01:43:53,173 --> 01:43:55,448 The Hermes, well... 1155 01:43:55,548 --> 01:43:57,896 It can't enter Mars' orbit. 1156 01:43:57,996 --> 01:44:01,274 Otherwise, they'll never have enough fuel to make it home. 1157 01:44:01,374 --> 01:44:06,046 The MAV, that was only designed to get to low Mars orbit. 1158 01:44:06,146 --> 01:44:08,590 So in order for Mark to escape 1159 01:44:08,690 --> 01:44:11,567 Mars' gravity entirely and to intercept the Hermes... 1160 01:44:11,667 --> 01:44:13,520 - He has to be going fast. - Exactly. 1161 01:44:13,620 --> 01:44:16,032 Which means we need to make the MAV lighter. 1162 01:44:16,132 --> 01:44:18,800 A lot lighter. 5,000 kilograms lighter. 1163 01:44:18,900 --> 01:44:21,679 - You can do that, right? - There's some gimmes right off the bat. 1164 01:44:21,779 --> 01:44:25,532 The design presumes 500 kilograms of Martian soil and samples. 1165 01:44:25,632 --> 01:44:27,068 Obviously we won't do that. 1166 01:44:27,168 --> 01:44:30,906 And there's just one passenger instead of six. 1167 01:44:31,006 --> 01:44:33,616 With suits and gear, that's another 500? 1168 01:44:33,716 --> 01:44:35,711 Ditch the life support, don't need it. 1169 01:44:35,811 --> 01:44:38,345 And we'll get Mark to wear his EVA suit the whole trip. 1170 01:44:38,445 --> 01:44:40,990 If he's in his EVA suit, how is he gonna operate the controls? 1171 01:44:41,090 --> 01:44:43,251 Well, he won't. 1172 01:44:43,351 --> 01:44:47,090 Martinez will pilot the MAV remotely from the Hermes. 1173 01:44:47,190 --> 01:44:50,877 We've never had a manned ship controlled remotely before. 1174 01:44:51,377 --> 01:44:52,378 (SIGHS) 1175 01:44:52,478 --> 01:44:55,690 But I am excited about the opportunities that affords. 1176 01:44:55,790 --> 01:44:58,451 If we go remote, we can lose the control panels, 1177 01:44:58,551 --> 01:45:00,544 the secondary and tertiary comm systems. 1178 01:45:00,644 --> 01:45:05,312 Wait a second. You want a remote-controlled ascent with no backup comms? 1179 01:45:07,569 --> 01:45:09,997 He's not even got to the bad stuff yet, Vincent. 1180 01:45:10,097 --> 01:45:11,565 Well, let's skip to the bad stuff! 1181 01:45:11,965 --> 01:45:16,621 We need to remove the nose airlock, the windows, and Hull Panel 19. 1182 01:45:18,031 --> 01:45:19,857 You want to take the front of the ship off? 1183 01:45:19,957 --> 01:45:23,962 Sure. The nose airlock alone is 400 kilograms. 1184 01:45:24,062 --> 01:45:26,497 You want to send a man into space without the front of his ship? 1185 01:45:26,597 --> 01:45:28,399 No. 1186 01:45:28,899 --> 01:45:31,903 We're gonna have him cover it with Hab canvas. 1187 01:45:33,003 --> 01:45:36,492 Look, the hull's mostly there to keep the air in. 1188 01:45:36,592 --> 01:45:39,770 Mars' atmosphere is so thin, you don't need a lot of streamlining. 1189 01:45:39,870 --> 01:45:43,307 By the time the ship's going fast enough for air resistance to matter 1190 01:45:43,407 --> 01:45:45,734 it'll be high enough that there's practically no air. 1191 01:45:45,834 --> 01:45:48,454 You wanna send him into space under a tarp. 1192 01:45:48,554 --> 01:45:50,406 Yes. 1193 01:45:50,806 --> 01:45:54,008 - Can I go on? - No. 1194 01:46:00,091 --> 01:46:02,419 You think he means it like... 1195 01:46:02,719 --> 01:46:04,621 "Are you kidding me?" 1196 01:46:04,721 --> 01:46:06,038 - You know? - Mmm-hmm. 1197 01:46:06,138 --> 01:46:09,116 Or like, "Are you kidding me?" 1198 01:46:10,043 --> 01:46:12,568 - I think it might be the second one. - Really? 1199 01:46:12,668 --> 01:46:15,716 - Uh-huh. - Could be the first way. 1200 01:46:15,816 --> 01:46:19,596 - "Are you kidding me?" - Yeah, it could be the first way. 1201 01:46:43,854 --> 01:46:46,141 WATNEY: I know what they're doing. 1202 01:46:47,141 --> 01:46:49,852 I know exactly what they're doing. 1203 01:46:49,952 --> 01:46:54,574 They just keep repeating, "Go faster than any man in the history of space travel." 1204 01:46:55,024 --> 01:46:59,489 Like that's a good thing. Like it'll distract me from how insane their plan is. 1205 01:46:59,913 --> 01:47:03,650 Yeah, I get to go faster than any man in the history of space travel... 1206 01:47:03,750 --> 01:47:06,687 because you are launching me in a convertible. 1207 01:47:06,787 --> 01:47:10,224 Actually it's worse than that because I won't even be able to control the thing. 1208 01:47:10,424 --> 01:47:13,220 And by the way, physicists, 1209 01:47:13,320 --> 01:47:18,209 when describing things like acceleration do not use the word "fast." 1210 01:47:18,309 --> 01:47:23,898 So... they're only doing that in the hopes that I won't raise any objections... 1211 01:47:24,572 --> 01:47:26,449 to this lunacy. 1212 01:47:27,517 --> 01:47:32,229 Because I like the way "fastest man in the history of space travel" sounds. 1213 01:47:33,757 --> 01:47:36,315 I do like the way it sounds. 1214 01:47:37,002 --> 01:47:39,590 I mean, I like it a lot. 1215 01:47:41,340 --> 01:47:43,770 I'm not gonna tell them that. 1216 01:47:45,153 --> 01:47:47,193 (SIGHS) 1217 01:47:49,416 --> 01:47:51,201 Okay. 1218 01:47:52,001 --> 01:47:53,798 Let's do this. 1219 01:47:53,898 --> 01:47:55,913 ("WATERLOO" PLAYING) 1220 01:47:59,393 --> 01:48:05,851 My, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender 1221 01:48:05,951 --> 01:48:07,619 Oh, yeah 1222 01:48:07,719 --> 01:48:14,142 And I have met my destiny in quite a similar way 1223 01:48:14,242 --> 01:48:17,471 The history book on the shelf 1224 01:48:17,571 --> 01:48:21,307 Is always repeating itself 1225 01:48:22,776 --> 01:48:27,849 Waterloo, I was defeated, you won the war 1226 01:48:29,149 --> 01:48:30,326 Come on. 1227 01:48:30,826 --> 01:48:34,671 ...promise to love you forevermore 1228 01:48:35,765 --> 01:48:40,887 Waterloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to... 1229 01:49:40,834 --> 01:49:42,102 (STRAINING) 1230 01:50:25,031 --> 01:50:28,213 LEWIS: Beck, Vogel, I want you guys in Airlock 2, with the outer door open 1231 01:50:28,313 --> 01:50:30,129 - before the MAV even launches. - VOGEL: Okay. 1232 01:50:30,229 --> 01:50:34,241 LEWIS: Martinez flies the MAV, Johanssen sysops the ascent. 1233 01:50:34,341 --> 01:50:38,220 Once we hit intercept, it's Beck's job to go get Watney. 1234 01:50:38,320 --> 01:50:41,423 - JOHANSSEN: We're ready. - What's the intercept plan? 1235 01:50:41,523 --> 01:50:46,045 We finished attaching the tethers into one long line. It's 214 meters long. 1236 01:50:46,145 --> 01:50:48,790 And I'll have the MMU, so moving around should be easy. 1237 01:50:48,890 --> 01:50:51,909 How fast a relative velocity can you handle? 1238 01:50:52,009 --> 01:50:54,354 I can grab the MAV at 5 meters per second. 1239 01:50:54,654 --> 01:50:58,875 10 is like jumping onto a moving train. So any more than that and I might miss. 1240 01:50:58,975 --> 01:51:00,716 Well, we may have some leeway. 1241 01:51:02,413 --> 01:51:07,379 The launch takes 12 minutes. And it'll be 52 minutes before intercept. 1242 01:51:07,479 --> 01:51:12,584 Once Mark's engine shuts off, we'll know our intercept point and velocity. 1243 01:51:12,764 --> 01:51:14,200 Vogel, you're Beck's backup. 1244 01:51:14,500 --> 01:51:17,170 Everything goes well, you pull them on board with the tether. 1245 01:51:17,270 --> 01:51:20,109 If anything goes wrong, you go out after him. 1246 01:51:20,209 --> 01:51:23,437 - VOGEL: Yep. - LEWIS: Okay. 1247 01:51:24,752 --> 01:51:26,815 Let's go get our boy. 1248 01:52:28,362 --> 01:52:31,882 REPORTER: There's a mood of tension and anxiety here, outside Johnson Space Center. 1249 01:52:31,982 --> 01:52:34,443 As you can see, many people have gathered here 1250 01:52:34,543 --> 01:52:37,540 to see whether or not the mission to retrieve Mark Watney 1251 01:52:37,640 --> 01:52:39,357 will be a success. 1252 01:52:39,657 --> 01:52:43,049 Remember, they've had some contact with him, but it hasn't been very much. 1253 01:52:43,149 --> 01:52:46,690 We have to remind our viewers that we're watching this as it unfolds. 1254 01:52:46,790 --> 01:52:50,468 So we'll try and keep you up-to-date as to what exactly is going on. 1255 01:52:50,568 --> 01:52:55,829 Let's listen in to NASA making contact with Mark Watney. Let's listen in. 1256 01:53:02,573 --> 01:53:05,193 If something goes wrong, what can Mission Control do? 1257 01:53:05,293 --> 01:53:07,296 Not a damn thing. 1258 01:53:07,896 --> 01:53:11,338 It's all happening 12 light-minutes away which means it takes 24 minutes 1259 01:53:11,438 --> 01:53:14,469 for them to get the answer to any question they ask. 1260 01:53:14,769 --> 01:53:17,257 The whole launch is 12 minutes so... 1261 01:53:18,557 --> 01:53:20,992 they're on their own. 1262 01:53:24,938 --> 01:53:27,006 (HISSING IN PAIN) 1263 01:53:37,702 --> 01:53:39,711 (WHIRRING) 1264 01:54:15,493 --> 01:54:17,535 (WOMAN SPEAKING MANDARIN ON PA) 1265 01:54:23,759 --> 01:54:27,063 REPORTER: ...just how long Mark has been completely alone on Mars. 1266 01:54:27,163 --> 01:54:30,519 We're talking to a psychology expert later to discuss... 1267 01:54:53,216 --> 01:54:55,268 JOHANSSEN: Fuel pressure, green. 1268 01:54:55,368 --> 01:54:57,543 Engine alignment, perfect. 1269 01:54:57,643 --> 01:55:00,355 Communications, five by five. 1270 01:55:00,456 --> 01:55:03,577 We are ready for pre-flight checklist, Commander. 1271 01:55:04,027 --> 01:55:08,355 LEWIS: Mission Control, this is Hermes actual. We will proceed on schedule. 1272 01:55:08,455 --> 01:55:11,885 We are T-minus 2 minutes, 10 seconds to launch, by the mark. 1273 01:55:13,345 --> 01:55:15,522 About two minutes, Watney. How you doing down there? 1274 01:55:15,622 --> 01:55:17,574 I'm good. 1275 01:55:17,674 --> 01:55:19,937 I'm anxious to get up to you. 1276 01:55:20,087 --> 01:55:22,467 - Thanks for coming back for me. - LEWIS: Well, we're on it. 1277 01:55:22,567 --> 01:55:26,071 Remember, you'll be pulling some serious G's, so it's okay to pass out. 1278 01:55:26,171 --> 01:55:30,878 - You're in Martinez's hands now. - Well, tell that asshole no barrel rolls. 1279 01:55:30,978 --> 01:55:32,285 (LAUGHS) 1280 01:55:32,385 --> 01:55:33,516 Copy that, MAV. 1281 01:55:34,116 --> 01:55:36,295 - CAPCOM. - JOHANSSEN: Go. 1282 01:55:36,395 --> 01:55:38,156 - LEWIS: Remote command. - MARTINEZ: Go. 1283 01:55:38,256 --> 01:55:40,049 - LEWIS: Recovery. - BECK: Go. 1284 01:55:40,449 --> 01:55:43,011 - LEWIS: Secondary recovery. - VOGEL: Go. 1285 01:55:43,311 --> 01:55:45,171 Pilot. 1286 01:55:45,671 --> 01:55:46,630 Go. 1287 01:55:46,730 --> 01:55:49,258 - LEWIS: Pilot. - WATNEY: Go. 1288 01:55:49,358 --> 01:55:51,445 MISSION CONTROL TECHNICIAN: Copy. We're go. 1289 01:55:51,545 --> 01:55:53,906 LEWIS: Mission Control, we are go for launch. 1290 01:55:54,689 --> 01:55:56,867 T-minus ten... nine... 1291 01:55:56,967 --> 01:55:59,794 - Main engine start. - JOHANSSEN: ...eight... 1292 01:55:59,894 --> 01:56:02,689 seven... Mooring clamps released. 1293 01:56:02,789 --> 01:56:06,118 - About five seconds, Watney. Hang on. - I'll see you in a few, Commander. 1294 01:56:06,218 --> 01:56:07,796 JOHANSSEN: ...four... 1295 01:56:08,096 --> 01:56:09,464 three... 1296 01:56:09,814 --> 01:56:12,424 two... one. 1297 01:56:20,124 --> 01:56:22,178 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1298 01:56:48,705 --> 01:56:53,210 JOHANSSEN: Velocity, 741 meters per second. Altitude, 1350 meters. 1299 01:56:53,310 --> 01:56:55,772 - That's too low. - It's fighting me. 1300 01:56:59,658 --> 01:57:01,899 LEWIS: (ECHOING) Watney... 1301 01:57:01,999 --> 01:57:04,261 - do you read? - (GROANING SOFTLY) 1302 01:57:08,976 --> 01:57:13,323 - MARTINEZ: Booster separation complete. - Velocity, 850. Altitude, 1843. 1303 01:57:13,423 --> 01:57:16,126 - He's well below target altitude. - How far below? 1304 01:57:16,726 --> 01:57:18,253 JOHANSSEN: Checking. 1305 01:57:18,453 --> 01:57:20,372 Watney... 1306 01:57:20,472 --> 01:57:22,766 - do you read? - BECK: He's probably passed out. 1307 01:57:22,866 --> 01:57:25,352 He pulled 12 g's on the ascent. Give him a few minutes. 1308 01:57:25,452 --> 01:57:26,736 LEWIS: Copy that. 1309 01:57:29,107 --> 01:57:31,101 JOHANSSEN: Main shutdown in three... 1310 01:57:31,201 --> 01:57:34,412 two, one... shutdown. 1311 01:57:36,006 --> 01:57:40,459 MARTINEZ: Back to automatic guidance. Shutdown confirmed. 1312 01:57:42,320 --> 01:57:44,753 Fuel reserves depleted. 1313 01:57:45,991 --> 01:57:48,898 LEWIS: Watney... do you read? 1314 01:57:50,095 --> 01:57:52,661 It seems there's some sort of problem with the transmission. 1315 01:57:59,738 --> 01:58:01,419 JOHANSSEN: I have interval pings. 1316 01:58:01,519 --> 01:58:03,485 Intercept velocity will be 11 meters per second. 1317 01:58:03,585 --> 01:58:05,367 I can make that work. 1318 01:58:06,154 --> 01:58:08,356 JOHANSSEN: Distance at intercept will be... 1319 01:58:08,906 --> 01:58:11,058 we'll be 68 kilometers apart. 1320 01:58:11,158 --> 01:58:15,413 BECK: 68 kilometers? Did she just say 68 kilometers? 1321 01:58:16,239 --> 01:58:18,952 Come on, guys, keep it together. Work the problem. 1322 01:58:19,052 --> 01:58:23,207 - Johanssen, time to intercept? - JOHANSSEN: 39 minutes, 12 seconds. 1323 01:58:24,015 --> 01:58:27,126 Martinez, what if we point our thrusters in the same direction? 1324 01:58:27,226 --> 01:58:30,805 Well, it depends how much fuel you wanna save for the altitude adjustments 1325 01:58:30,905 --> 01:58:32,925 - for the trip home. - How much do you need? 1326 01:58:33,025 --> 01:58:37,872 I can get by with about 20% of what we have left. 1327 01:58:37,972 --> 01:58:41,725 If we use 75.5% of remaining altitude-adjust fuel, 1328 01:58:41,825 --> 01:58:44,102 that'll bring the intercept range to zero. 1329 01:58:44,202 --> 01:58:45,804 Do it. 1330 01:58:45,904 --> 01:58:48,383 Hang on. It brings the range to zero 1331 01:58:48,483 --> 01:58:51,781 but the intercept velocity will be 42 meters per second. 1332 01:58:51,881 --> 01:58:53,453 And that's way too fast. 1333 01:58:54,063 --> 01:58:57,455 Then we'll have 39 minutes to figure out how to slow down. 1334 01:59:00,611 --> 01:59:03,892 - Martinez, burn the jets. - MARTINEZ: Copy that. 1335 01:59:26,448 --> 01:59:29,501 - MAV to Hermes. - LEWIS: Watney? 1336 01:59:29,601 --> 01:59:32,139 - WATNEY: Affirmative. - (ALL CHEERING) 1337 01:59:34,631 --> 01:59:38,444 - LEWIS: What's your status? - WATNEY: My chest hurts. 1338 01:59:38,544 --> 01:59:41,872 I broke my ribs. How are you? 1339 01:59:41,972 --> 01:59:44,708 LEWIS: We're working on getting to you. There was a complication during launch. 1340 01:59:44,808 --> 01:59:48,121 Copy that. How bad is it? 1341 01:59:48,221 --> 01:59:49,923 LEWIS: We've corrected the intercept range, 1342 01:59:50,023 --> 01:59:51,850 but we've got a problem with intercept velocity. 1343 01:59:52,150 --> 01:59:54,945 - WATNEY: How big a problem? - 42 meters a second. 1344 01:59:55,495 --> 01:59:57,347 Well... 1345 01:59:57,847 --> 01:59:59,109 shit. 1346 02:00:04,163 --> 02:00:07,532 - Commander, I have an idea. - LEWIS: Go ahead, Mark. 1347 02:00:07,732 --> 02:00:10,846 Well, if I can find something sharp in here 1348 02:00:10,946 --> 02:00:13,849 and poke a hole in the glove of my EVA suit 1349 02:00:13,949 --> 02:00:18,061 I could use the escaping air as a thruster and fly towards you. 1350 02:00:18,161 --> 02:00:21,322 It would be easy to control because it would be on my arm. 1351 02:00:21,422 --> 02:00:23,408 LEWIS: I can't see you having any control if you did that. 1352 02:00:23,508 --> 02:00:27,688 You'd be eyeballing the intercept using a thrust vector you can barely control. 1353 02:00:27,788 --> 02:00:31,542 Yes. Yes, those are all very good points. 1354 02:00:31,842 --> 02:00:35,261 But... consider this. 1355 02:00:36,697 --> 02:00:39,266 I'd get to fly around like Iron Man. 1356 02:00:39,366 --> 02:00:40,734 (JOHANSSEN LAUGHS) 1357 02:00:40,834 --> 02:00:43,988 WATNEY: Commander... let's go Iron Man. 1358 02:00:47,084 --> 02:00:50,421 - TECHNICIAN 1: This is unexpected LOS. - TECHNICIAN 2: Communication lost. Stand by. 1359 02:00:51,646 --> 02:00:54,174 Maybe it's not the worst idea. 1360 02:00:54,332 --> 02:00:56,359 No, it is the worst idea. It's the worst idea ever. 1361 02:00:56,459 --> 02:01:01,067 Not what he said. Using atmosphere as thrust. 1362 02:01:01,974 --> 02:01:05,909 - What happens if we blow the VAL? - You want to open the vehicular airlock? 1363 02:01:06,009 --> 02:01:08,782 - It'll give us a good kick. - But also blow the nose off the ship. 1364 02:01:08,882 --> 02:01:12,126 And all the air would leave and we need air to not die. 1365 02:01:12,226 --> 02:01:14,637 We would seal the bridge and the reactor room. 1366 02:01:14,737 --> 02:01:16,806 Everywhere else would go vacuo. 1367 02:01:16,906 --> 02:01:18,976 - Vogel? - VOGEL: Go ahead, Commander. 1368 02:01:19,376 --> 02:01:22,001 I need you to come inside and make a bomb. 1369 02:01:22,101 --> 02:01:23,647 Uh... again, Commander? 1370 02:01:23,747 --> 02:01:27,793 LEWIS: You're a chemist. Can you make a bomb with what you have on board? 1371 02:01:28,343 --> 02:01:30,195 Probably. 1372 02:01:30,804 --> 02:01:34,067 But I feel obliged to mention that setting off an explosive device 1373 02:01:34,167 --> 02:01:36,928 in a spacecraft is a terrible, terrible idea. 1374 02:01:37,278 --> 02:01:40,065 Hang on. You guys making a bomb without me? 1375 02:01:40,165 --> 02:01:43,177 LEWIS: Copy that. Can you do it? 1376 02:01:44,735 --> 02:01:45,750 Ja. 1377 02:01:48,207 --> 02:01:51,818 LEWIS: Houston, be advised. We're going to deliberately breach the VAL 1378 02:01:51,918 --> 02:01:54,563 - to produce a reverse thrust. - What? 1379 02:01:54,663 --> 02:01:57,083 Beck, leave your suit on. Meet Johanssen in Airlock 1. 1380 02:01:57,183 --> 02:02:00,544 We'll open the outer door. I need you to place the charge on the inner door. 1381 02:02:00,644 --> 02:02:05,601 - Climb back to Airlock 2 along the hull. - BECK: Copy. I'm on my way. 1382 02:02:11,998 --> 02:02:14,611 - I'm in, Commander. - LEWIS: Copy that. 1383 02:02:23,886 --> 02:02:26,822 - Vogel, where are you? - VOGEL: I'm in the kitchen. 1384 02:02:26,922 --> 02:02:28,734 Okay. 1385 02:02:31,894 --> 02:02:35,005 WATNEY: Commander... I can't let you go through with this. 1386 02:02:35,105 --> 02:02:37,844 - I am prepared to cut the suit. - Absolutely not. 1387 02:02:37,944 --> 02:02:40,512 WATNEY: Well, see, the thing is, I'm selfish. 1388 02:02:40,712 --> 02:02:43,578 I want all the memorials back home to be about me. 1389 02:02:43,678 --> 02:02:47,102 - Just me. - I should have left this guy on Mars. 1390 02:02:47,352 --> 02:02:49,070 Hey. 1391 02:02:51,273 --> 02:02:53,744 - Sugar? - Yeah. 1392 02:02:57,530 --> 02:02:59,374 Can you hold this? 1393 02:02:59,474 --> 02:03:01,301 Liquid oxygen... 1394 02:03:01,401 --> 02:03:05,403 and some stain remover that contains ammonia. 1395 02:03:08,124 --> 02:03:10,125 This thing here... 1396 02:03:10,225 --> 02:03:13,380 is five times stronger than a stick of dynamite. 1397 02:03:13,480 --> 02:03:14,665 How do we activate it? 1398 02:03:14,765 --> 02:03:17,382 Can you connect this to one of our lighting panels? 1399 02:03:21,287 --> 02:03:22,815 Careful. 1400 02:03:28,905 --> 02:03:31,252 BECK: Open Airlock 1. 1401 02:03:36,171 --> 02:03:38,624 JOHANSSEN: I'm on the way to Beck. 1402 02:03:41,610 --> 02:03:44,688 - Let's just hope this is a good idea. - It is. 1403 02:03:44,788 --> 02:03:45,889 JOHANSSEN: Open A1. 1404 02:03:51,137 --> 02:03:52,881 - Hi. - Hey. 1405 02:03:55,924 --> 02:03:58,433 - You got it? - Mmm. 1406 02:04:03,250 --> 02:04:06,228 Make sure you're not in here when this thing goes off. 1407 02:04:07,679 --> 02:04:10,855 Hey. Be careful out there. 1408 02:04:10,955 --> 02:04:12,937 In space. 1409 02:04:16,197 --> 02:04:18,634 Don't tell anyone I did that. 1410 02:04:28,493 --> 02:04:30,781 - Bomb set. - (BEEPING) 1411 02:04:38,245 --> 02:04:41,263 Leaving Airlock 1. 1412 02:04:45,469 --> 02:04:48,373 MARTINEZ: Guys, I'm running the numbers, and even with optimal VAL blow 1413 02:04:48,473 --> 02:04:51,936 - we're gonna be off on our angle. - What's the intercept distance? 1414 02:04:52,036 --> 02:04:55,337 - Johanssen? - 260 meters, approximate. 1415 02:04:55,437 --> 02:04:56,659 That's too far. 1416 02:05:00,710 --> 02:05:02,806 (GROANS) 1417 02:05:05,849 --> 02:05:09,597 - MARTINEZ: Commander? - Martinez, close the door. 1418 02:05:12,106 --> 02:05:14,408 Open D3. 1419 02:05:14,508 --> 02:05:16,126 And leave it open. 1420 02:05:43,714 --> 02:05:44,824 (GROANS) 1421 02:05:44,924 --> 02:05:47,033 LEWIS: Open B2. 1422 02:05:51,046 --> 02:05:54,668 Johanssen... time to VAL blow after initiate? 1423 02:05:54,818 --> 02:05:58,211 - 15 seconds. - We sure know how to cut it close. 1424 02:05:59,272 --> 02:06:02,926 - Commander? - Distance is too far. I'm going out. 1425 02:06:03,026 --> 02:06:04,929 - I can do this. - It's not a debate. 1426 02:06:05,029 --> 02:06:07,012 I'm not risking another crew member. 1427 02:06:07,112 --> 02:06:10,377 Beck's returned. Johanssen, initiate the bomb. 1428 02:06:10,777 --> 02:06:13,088 - Ten seconds. - Strap in. 1429 02:06:13,688 --> 02:06:16,933 - JOHANSSEN: Five, four... - (BEEPING RAPIDLY) 1430 02:06:17,033 --> 02:06:19,327 - three, two... - Brace for deceleration. 1431 02:06:20,227 --> 02:06:22,994 ...one. Activating Panel 41. 1432 02:06:26,101 --> 02:06:28,112 (ALARM BLARING) 1433 02:06:44,563 --> 02:06:46,791 - Bridge seal holding. - What's the damage? 1434 02:06:46,891 --> 02:06:49,868 LEWIS: Worry about that later. What's the relative velocity? 1435 02:06:49,968 --> 02:06:53,602 - 12 meters per second. - LEWIS: Copy. 1436 02:06:55,581 --> 02:06:57,377 Hook me up. 1437 02:06:57,918 --> 02:06:59,040 BECK: Done. 1438 02:07:09,089 --> 02:07:10,660 I have visual on the MAV. 1439 02:07:12,317 --> 02:07:15,780 - What's the intercept range? - JOHANSSEN: I'm checking. 1440 02:07:16,330 --> 02:07:20,459 - 312 meters. - Did you say 312? 1441 02:07:20,559 --> 02:07:22,895 Great. I'll wave at you guys as I go by. 1442 02:07:28,081 --> 02:07:30,085 (GROANS) 1443 02:07:31,980 --> 02:07:34,141 I can't get to you, Mark. You're too far. 1444 02:07:34,241 --> 02:07:36,268 - I'm not gonna make it. - I know. 1445 02:07:36,368 --> 02:07:38,378 LEWIS: Beck, unhook me. I'm going after him. 1446 02:07:38,478 --> 02:07:40,890 Commander, I got this. 1447 02:07:54,895 --> 02:07:58,194 - Mark, report. - WATNEY: On my way, Commander. 1448 02:07:58,699 --> 02:08:00,593 Damn it. 1449 02:08:00,843 --> 02:08:02,647 (GRUNTS) 1450 02:08:09,486 --> 02:08:11,971 Johanssen, what's my relative velocity to Mark? 1451 02:08:12,071 --> 02:08:15,603 - 5.2 meters per second. - Copy. Adjusting course. 1452 02:08:21,541 --> 02:08:24,273 JOHANSSEN: 3.1 meters per second. 1453 02:08:25,861 --> 02:08:28,843 Distance to target, 24 meters. 1454 02:08:29,840 --> 02:08:32,637 11 meters to target. 1455 02:08:34,646 --> 02:08:36,419 Six meters. 1456 02:08:45,916 --> 02:08:48,275 (STRAINING) Hold on, Mark. 1457 02:09:00,998 --> 02:09:02,238 (GRUNTING) 1458 02:09:16,214 --> 02:09:18,534 - I got him. - (PANTING) 1459 02:09:18,634 --> 02:09:19,944 (GASPS) 1460 02:09:20,044 --> 02:09:22,418 - I got him. - (ALL LAUGHING IN RELIEF) 1461 02:09:22,518 --> 02:09:25,010 - I got him. - Way to go, Iron Man. 1462 02:09:28,237 --> 02:09:30,821 Beck, pull us in. 1463 02:09:32,607 --> 02:09:34,115 (PANTING) It's good to see you. 1464 02:09:36,044 --> 02:09:37,917 You... 1465 02:09:39,039 --> 02:09:42,134 have terrible taste in music. 1466 02:09:44,178 --> 02:09:45,955 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1467 02:09:51,895 --> 02:09:55,071 JOHANSSEN: Houston, this is Hermes actual. We got him. 1468 02:09:55,171 --> 02:09:56,626 - (WHOOPS) - (ALL CHEERING) 1469 02:09:56,726 --> 02:09:58,502 Watney is secure. 1470 02:09:58,602 --> 02:09:59,796 (ALL CHEERING) 1471 02:10:03,815 --> 02:10:06,077 REPORTER 1: Contact in outer space with Mark Watney. 1472 02:10:06,177 --> 02:10:10,322 After a very long time, they have done what many people thought was impossible. 1473 02:10:10,422 --> 02:10:14,077 REPORTER 2: Mission confirmation: Mark Watney has been successfully rescued. 1474 02:10:14,177 --> 02:10:15,906 (FEMALE REPORTER SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1475 02:10:18,065 --> 02:10:20,545 LEWIS: Grab a hold of him. 1476 02:10:21,851 --> 02:10:25,265 - Hey, handsome! - Beck, close the hatch. 1477 02:10:27,875 --> 02:10:29,159 Hey, guys! 1478 02:10:33,598 --> 02:10:37,822 LEWIS: Houston, six crew safely aboard. 1479 02:10:40,521 --> 02:10:42,758 This is huge moment for this nation, 1480 02:10:42,858 --> 02:10:46,797 for the world and indeed, for international space travel. 1481 02:10:47,196 --> 02:10:49,634 LEWIS: I can't believe anything you do works. 1482 02:10:49,964 --> 02:10:51,824 Hey! 1483 02:10:53,260 --> 02:10:55,882 - Oh, God. - JOHANSSEN: I can't believe it. 1484 02:10:56,706 --> 02:10:58,598 There's a little smell going on over there, bud. 1485 02:10:58,698 --> 02:11:02,495 I know. I haven't had a shower in a year and a half. 1486 02:11:02,595 --> 02:11:05,772 Don't make me laugh, I have broken ribs. 1487 02:11:39,100 --> 02:11:40,972 Hey, there. 1488 02:11:48,744 --> 02:11:50,846 - Morning, sir. - It's an honor, sir. 1489 02:11:50,946 --> 02:11:54,167 - Sir. - Sir. 1490 02:11:54,617 --> 02:11:56,635 MALE CADET: Morning, sir. 1491 02:12:09,716 --> 02:12:11,733 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1492 02:12:17,657 --> 02:12:20,419 WATNEY: Welcome to the Astronaut Candidate Program. 1493 02:12:20,519 --> 02:12:24,432 Now pay attention, because this could save your life. 1494 02:12:24,532 --> 02:12:27,177 - Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. - (ALL LAUGH) 1495 02:12:27,277 --> 02:12:30,862 All right, let me get a few things out of the way, right off the bat. Yes... 1496 02:12:30,965 --> 02:12:36,044 I did in fact survive on a deserted planet by farming in my own shit. 1497 02:12:36,544 --> 02:12:40,642 Yes, it's actually worse than it sounds. So let's not talk about that ever again. 1498 02:12:42,084 --> 02:12:45,221 The other question I get most frequently is... 1499 02:12:45,321 --> 02:12:47,832 "When I was up there, stranded by myself... 1500 02:12:47,932 --> 02:12:50,659 "did I think I was going to die?" 1501 02:12:51,009 --> 02:12:53,488 Yes, absolutely. 1502 02:12:53,588 --> 02:12:56,550 And that's what you need to know going in because it's going to happen to you. 1503 02:12:56,950 --> 02:13:00,595 This is space. It does not cooperate. 1504 02:13:00,695 --> 02:13:03,465 At some point, everything is going to go south on you. 1505 02:13:03,565 --> 02:13:06,634 Everything is going to go south and you're going to say, "This is it. 1506 02:13:06,734 --> 02:13:09,163 "This is how I end." 1507 02:13:09,763 --> 02:13:13,933 Now, you can either accept that or you can get to work. 1508 02:13:14,835 --> 02:13:16,590 That's all it is. 1509 02:13:16,690 --> 02:13:19,365 You just begin. 1510 02:13:19,465 --> 02:13:22,510 You do the math. You solve one problem... 1511 02:13:22,610 --> 02:13:25,072 then you solve the next one. And then the next. 1512 02:13:25,172 --> 02:13:28,175 And if you solve enough problems, you get to come home. 1513 02:13:28,918 --> 02:13:31,737 All right, questions? 1514 02:13:32,262 --> 02:13:34,335 ("LOVE TRAIN" PLAYING) 1515 02:13:36,100 --> 02:13:38,693 ANNIE: Once Mission Control completes their pre-flight checks 1516 02:13:38,793 --> 02:13:40,871 we'll begin launch procedures. 1517 02:13:40,971 --> 02:13:43,533 The Ares 5 team will rendezvous with the Hermes 1518 02:13:43,633 --> 02:13:46,744 approximately 48 minutes after launch. 1519 02:13:46,844 --> 02:13:50,540 From there, they will have 414 days of space travel ahead of them. 1520 02:13:50,640 --> 02:13:54,720 REPORTER: Have the goals changed from the previous mission to the Ares 5 program? 1521 02:13:54,820 --> 02:13:56,913 And what do you hope to achieve this time around? 1522 02:13:57,013 --> 02:14:01,335 VINCENT: Well, no. The goals have always been the same for the Ares program. 1523 02:14:01,435 --> 02:14:04,155 This time, of course, we hope to bring all the astronauts back at the same time. 1524 02:14:04,255 --> 02:14:05,189 (REPORTERS LAUGHING) 1525 02:14:05,289 --> 02:14:08,625 - Flight, Guidance check complete. - BRENDAN: Copy, Guidance. 1526 02:14:08,725 --> 02:14:12,496 This is Flight. We are go for launch, on schedule. 1527 02:14:12,596 --> 02:14:14,612 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 1528 02:14:22,875 --> 02:14:25,393 REPORTER ON TV: Final aerosurface checks are complete, 1529 02:14:25,493 --> 02:14:29,081 as everything remains a go for the launch of the Ares 5. 1530 02:14:29,181 --> 02:14:31,254 20 seconds. 1531 02:14:31,701 --> 02:14:33,644 MISSION CONTROL TECHNICIAN: Proceeding with the count. 1532 02:14:33,744 --> 02:14:37,390 T-minus 10, 9... Main engine start. 1533 02:14:37,490 --> 02:14:41,452 7, 6, 5, 4... 1534 02:14:41,552 --> 02:14:45,008 3, 2, 1. 1535 02:14:45,108 --> 02:14:46,410 MALE REPORTER: And liftoff. 1536 02:14:46,510 --> 02:14:49,927 As the crew of the Ares 5 begin the next chapter 1537 02:14:50,027 --> 02:14:52,538 of American space exploration. 1538 02:14:52,638 --> 02:14:54,291 MISSION CONTROL TECHNICIAN: Pressures look good. 1539 02:14:54,391 --> 02:14:57,356 - (ALL CHEERING) - (WHOOPS) 1540 02:15:06,862 --> 02:15:08,871 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 1541 02:15:12,702 --> 02:15:14,160 Wow. Good shot. 1542 02:15:14,260 --> 02:15:18,141 REPORTER ON TV: There you have it. Five years after the rescue of astronaut Mark Watney 1543 02:15:18,241 --> 02:15:21,649 an Ares 5 is on its way to Mars. 1544 02:16:07,964 --> 02:16:10,011 ("I WILL SURVIVE" PLAYING) 1545 02:16:14,034 --> 02:16:17,455 At first I was afraid, I was petrified 1546 02:16:17,555 --> 02:16:21,568 Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side 1547 02:16:21,668 --> 02:16:25,856 But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong 1548 02:16:25,956 --> 02:16:29,794 And I grew strong and I learned how to get along 1549 02:16:29,894 --> 02:16:33,797 And so you're back from outer space 1550 02:16:33,897 --> 02:16:37,944 I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face 1551 02:16:38,044 --> 02:16:42,249 I should've changed that stupid lock I should've made you leave your key 1552 02:16:42,349 --> 02:16:46,211 If I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me 1553 02:16:46,311 --> 02:16:50,315 Go on, now go, walk out the door 1554 02:16:50,415 --> 02:16:52,363 Just turn around now 1555 02:16:52,463 --> 02:16:55,479 'Cause you're not welcome anymore 1556 02:16:55,579 --> 02:16:58,616 Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye? 1557 02:16:58,716 --> 02:17:02,778 Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die? 1558 02:17:02,878 --> 02:17:06,782 Oh, no, not I, I will survive 1559 02:17:06,882 --> 02:17:11,071 Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive 1560 02:17:11,171 --> 02:17:15,134 I've got all my life to live and I've got all my love to give 1561 02:17:15,234 --> 02:17:19,104 And I'll survive, I will survive 1562 02:17:19,204 --> 02:17:21,627 Hey, hey 1563 02:17:35,763 --> 02:17:39,717 Go on, now go, walk out the door 1564 02:17:39,817 --> 02:17:41,880 Just turn around now 1565 02:17:41,980 --> 02:17:44,949 'Cause you're not welcome anymore 1566 02:17:45,049 --> 02:17:48,060 Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye? 1567 02:17:48,160 --> 02:17:52,156 Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die? 1568 02:17:52,256 --> 02:17:56,210 Oh, no, not I, I will survive 1569 02:17:56,310 --> 02:18:00,473 Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive 1570 02:18:00,573 --> 02:18:04,619 I've got all my life to live and I've got all my love to give 1571 02:18:04,719 --> 02:18:08,952 And I'll survive, I will survive 1571 02:18:09,305 --> 02:19:09,342 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/x95v Help other users to choose the best subtitles127377

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