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You there!
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Blind, wizened man.
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I have come from a faraway place
to seek a great sorcerer.
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- I am whom you seek.
- You?
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You're nothing but an old man in a tent
in rags playing hoopaloo with the wind.
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- You wish for proof?
- Aye!
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Pick a card.
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Don't tell me!
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Put it back in the pack.
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Is it your card?
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No, but damn close.
You are the man I seek.
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Come, sit. Tell me a tale.
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It's a woman.
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It is always a woman.
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Her sweet voice wakes a mighty tiger
behind my fly.
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Yet she is proud and will not have me.
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Her name is Jane or Jan
or something similar.
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- You would have her to your bed?
- Aye. A thousand times, aye.
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Take this, tinc... tinc...
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tincture, and put it in her drink.
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She'll be yours within moments!
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Thank you. I will use it well.
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- What's that for?
- Sorry, it was an accident.
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- What did you do that for?
- Like I say, it was an accident.
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- It was full of coins!
- All right! I've apologised once.
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- That was a stupid thing to do!
- You could have caught it, you idiot!
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- That was stupid!
- I've no time for this bullshit.
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- What level is this?
- Shut up!
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My God!
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- That was perfect!
- I rock!
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Didn't miss a note.
I am wasting my life.
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- I am wasting my life.
- How?
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Why am I so good at this?
What, am I gonna put this on my CV?
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- Can't something just be fun?
- Oh, no, put it away, please.
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- But I've got a big gig coming up.
- Put it away.
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- All right, Yoko.
- Oh, God.
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Are you still in the same clothes
as yesterday?
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I, may have met a lady
in the pub last night.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh, yes,
it was quite a memorable evening.
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Good for you.
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Oh, Stephanie, hi.
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Oh, God. Right, OK, yeah.
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I'll send him right...
I'll be right up. Bye.
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- Douglas again?
- Yeah.
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He keeps bringing me up
on these flimsy pretexts.
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The other day,
it was to show me a dead fly.
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Fly!
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Yeah, it's getting a little ridiculous.
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You won't believe
what happened last night.
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Wait till I tell you
what happened to me.
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I bought this muffin from the canteen,
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and I'll be Jolly Rogered
if there's not hyperoside in it.
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Curium. Ebrium. And unless
I'm going crazy, that's selenium.
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It's definitely hyperoside, and it's not
listed in the table of contents.
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That was a great story.
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You remember the woman from last night?
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She seemed lovely, right?
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- She was a delight.
- Yeah. We get outside,
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there was a group of tramps,
two of whom she knows by name.
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She starts screaming at them,
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"You owe me money!" She thinks
that the tramps owe her money.
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Next thing I know, it all kicks off.
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I'm running for my life.
It was a horrible evening,
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a horrible evening,
and she's a horrible woman.
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Right... But you slept with her?
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I've been expecting you.
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You asked me to come up.
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Which is why I've been expecting you.
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Anyway, I'm glad we've got that
cleared up.
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I've got a lot of important papers
to look over,
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so if you don't mind...
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What, leave?
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Yes, please.
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I like you, Jen.
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You don't ask questions.
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A lot of people'd be confused
as to why I invited them up,
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then asked them to leave. Not you.
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A person needs a lot of backbone
to be ordered around like that.
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You've got spunk and balls.
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And I like that in a woman.
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Which is why I'd like you to be my P.A.
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- Really?
- Yes. Stephanie's leaving.
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- Definitely?
- No, Stephanie.
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Come sit on my big hand.
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It's a huge pay rise, a chance
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of wonderful opportunities.
you'd be crazy to pass up. Sex.
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- What?
- What?
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Did you just say sex?
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I don't think so. Come on, Jen!
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I need your mind on the job, not
thinking about sexy sex all the time.
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It's true, I have been accused
of sexy shenanigans
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against my female employees.
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- Yes, there's that court case.
- Yeah, but she'll settle.
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That was the old me. This is the new me.
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And I want you to be a part of it.
A part of me. Sex...
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I've got something to tell you.
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Oh, my God!
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- Wait 'till I tell you.
- Ah, sorry.
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Where's Roy? He should be here.
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Before you begin,
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I should say that I have problems
processing big news.
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Douglas has asked me to be his P.A.
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Oh, my God!
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His P.A.!
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Oh... my... God!
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That is something and a half!
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His P.A.! How?
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His... Shut up! His P.A.!
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- It means Personal Assistant.
- Thank you.
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Right. OK.
What does that actually involve?
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Oh, picking up his mail,
going to the supermarket for him,
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getting his washing.
I have to say, Moss,
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it's a real step up.
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How are you going to do that
and work here?
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That's the thing.
He wants me to quit the department.
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- You're not going to do it, are you?
- Well, there's a huge pay rise.
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Phew. So, no?
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- No, I probably am.
- But what about the pay rise?
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- That's if I go.
- Right.
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He's not paying me more to stay here.
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Of course not, that'd be ridiculous.
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So, am I getting a pay rise?
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Why would you get a pay rise?
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- OK, let's just start again.
- Yeah.
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Douglas wants me to be your P.A.?
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No!
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- Then why am I getting a pay rise?
- Why is he getting a pay rise?
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Jen wants me to be her P.A.
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Where did you get this?
It's Douglas who wants a P. A.!
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I don't want to be Douglas's P.A.
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He's not really qualified, Jen.
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Do you even have the authority
to offer me a pay rise?
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I don't want you as a P.A.
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It's Douglas who wants me
to be his P.A. That's it!
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That's all there is!
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You don't come into it,
you're not involved.
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Who's Douglas?
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So, Douglas wants you to be his P.A.?
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- Yes.
- Are you gonna do it?
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I don๏ฟฝt know, it's an opportunity,
you know?
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- Yeah. You should probably do it.
- Yeah?
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I mean, you don't wanna be stuck here
for the rest of your life
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- playing Guitar Hero.
- Exactly, exactly.
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Yeah, I think I'll say yes.
I think I have to.
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You guys will probably be glad
to see the back of me.
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You're gonna let that hang there.
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No, I'm joking. Of course we won't.
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Oh, for f... OK.
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OK, could you stop shouting at me?
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OK, stop shouting at me.
I told you not to call me at work.
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How are you drunk again?
It's not even noon.
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Who is this?
Yeah, yeah. This is his wife.
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Please don't call here again.
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Yep. What are you gonna do without me?
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You know that list of things we're
not allowed to do when Jen's here?
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I think it's time for a print-out.
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Oh, my word.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, bloody hell!
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This is amazing!
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Get in!
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Welcome to the 30th floor, Jen.
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Come with me.
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I wanna show you something.
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- Two of them now!
- Yes.
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Do you want me to get rid of them?
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Ten minutes in and you've
already paid for yourself.
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So, Terry can do squash
on the Tuesday.
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Lucinda says she can't wait.
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And Chessington World of Adventures
say
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they're very sorry, but...
you're not allowed back.
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Whatever.
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How long have you been working for me
now, Jen? 3, 4 months, is it?
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Well, no, it's just been today.
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You're right. We went jogging,
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I knackered that squirrel,
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the hand thing happened.
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Feels longer.
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Feels like we've built up a...
connection.
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Yes, yes, a business connection.
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Yeah, yeah. More than that, though.
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No, I don't think so.
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Well, I feel like. Know what I mean?
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I do and I disagree.
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Anyway, these came back today.
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Come on, Jen!
Ever feel like just having some fun?
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Mr Reynholm, I am a professional.
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I take my job seriously.
And if I wasn't able to do it properly,
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I'd be letting myself and you down.
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So, please, either let me do my job
or let me go.
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Anyway, these came back
and they said they did
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their best but some of the stains
just won't come out.
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Good God.
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You looked exactly like Melissa there.
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Melissa?
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My wife. She died.
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Oh, poor you. That's terrible.
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There's not a day goes past
that I don't think of her.
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I'll never forget our final moments.
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Help me! My husband's trying to kill me!
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Oh, I'm so, so sorry.
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- Do me a favour.
- What?
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I want to feel like Melissa
is alive just one last time.
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Here's a selection of her lingerie.
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Mr Reynholm!
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Please dress as my sexy dead wife!
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This isn't working out.
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I thought, given time,
you'd get past the sex thing,
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but you obviously can't.
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I'm going back to IT,
where my skills are appreciated.
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I'm not interested in you
sexually and I never will be.
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I didn't want it to come to this, Jen.
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But would you like a cup of tea?
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Very busy. Leave a message.
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Before you do this, you're sure
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you can hit it so that it won't
damage my teeth as it goes in?
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It's a very simple chip shot.
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You totalled that cup, dude!
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OK, one more try.
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- Jen would never let us do this!
- No, she'd be like, "This is dangerous,
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"you can hit Moss in the face."
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How many more things have
we got left on the list?
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I think we've done nearly all of them.
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Yeah. OK, we've had a little sleep,
we've walked around in our pants...
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The only thing left to do
is a prank phone-call.
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All right,
but let's concentrate on this first.
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OK, do it again.
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Two lovely cups of tea.
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I'm like your P.A.,
'cause I made the tea!
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Hang on...
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We both take it the same way, Douglas.
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- Aren't you gonna drink it?
- I will in a bit.
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So, well done on passing the test, Jen.
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- The test?
- Yes!
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Those clumsy seduction.
Don't say you couldn't see through it.
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They were a test to find out whether
you really wanted to work for me
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or whether you just wanted
to come up here for my body.
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No, no. Not at all.
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- All right.
- No. Physically,
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- you're not the sort of man I go for.
- Yeah, thanks.
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I go for classically good-looking men.
Blond, broad, clean-shaven.
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00:16:49,821 --> 00:16:52,190
All right! Enough of the jibber jabber!
245
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:56,688
I want you to watch this DVD
presentation I've just made.
246
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,388
Any thoughts?
247
00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:02,769
- I haven't seen it yet.
- Then see it now!
248
00:17:10,483 --> 00:17:13,758
Hello, I'd like to order a pizza,
please.
249
00:17:15,407 --> 00:17:18,051
Can I have it with extra grapes?
250
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,594
Grapes? What are you like?
251
00:17:23,759 --> 00:17:25,968
Yes, a pizza with grapes, please.
252
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,171
What?
253
00:17:30,036 --> 00:17:31,697
You have a pizza with grapes?
254
00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:35,122
Do grapes even go with pizza?
255
00:17:35,994 --> 00:17:38,832
Oh, I see. Oh, you got me!
256
00:17:40,107 --> 00:17:44,488
Oh, very funny. Very mature.
You're only wasting your own time.
257
00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:51,987
I wish I could've seen
the look on his face!
258
00:17:58,781 --> 00:18:01,339
I can't believe we've done
the whole list.
259
00:18:03,261 --> 00:18:05,297
We've really done all eight items?
260
00:18:11,617 --> 00:18:13,135
You wanna play Guitar Hero?
261
00:18:13,308 --> 00:18:15,482
- I hate those kinds of games.
- Right
262
00:18:17,274 --> 00:18:19,443
- I've got one!
- What?
263
00:18:20,729 --> 00:18:22,877
Why don't we ring them up again
264
00:18:23,244 --> 00:18:26,410
and ask if they do a pizza
with pineapple on it?
265
00:18:38,966 --> 00:18:41,007
Maybe somebody's computer will break.
266
00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:46,127
I think you'd enjoy this more
while drinking your tea.
267
00:18:47,582 --> 00:18:52,272
Reynholm Industries. A big hard business
in a big, hard building.
268
00:18:52,619 --> 00:18:56,680
Busting into the future
strongly, again and again.
269
00:18:57,047 --> 00:18:58,619
Pounding the future.
270
00:18:58,881 --> 00:19:00,854
Making the future beg for it.
271
00:19:01,144 --> 00:19:02,563
The future wants it!
272
00:19:02,727 --> 00:19:05,503
And Reynholm Industries wants
to give it to the future.
273
00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:07,704
That's what it's all about.
274
00:19:07,988 --> 00:19:10,212
We don't want to be like a dead fly,
275
00:19:10,422 --> 00:19:13,926
regretting what we didn't do
in our short time on this earth.
276
00:19:14,157 --> 00:19:16,272
So maybe it's time to make a decision.
277
00:19:18,517 --> 00:19:19,743
- What was that?
278
00:19:20,021 --> 00:19:22,547
- What? What happened?
- Something flashed up there.
279
00:19:22,964 --> 00:19:25,284
- Really? Are you sure?
- Let me rewind.
280
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,469
There it is again!
281
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,258
Something's wrong with your laptop.
282
00:19:31,446 --> 00:19:32,864
I'll call the boys.
283
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,662
Roy, hello.
I didn't hear the phone ring.
284
00:19:37,992 --> 00:19:41,595
- Oh, hey, Jen! Jen! Hello! It's Jen!
- Hello, Jen!
285
00:19:41,950 --> 00:19:44,548
- Hi.
- How are you, Jen?
286
00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:48,621
- Good. Listen, Douglas's computer...
- What's been happening?
287
00:19:48,846 --> 00:19:50,952
- What?
- How's everything upstairs?
288
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,406
- Tell her I'm here!
- Moss is with me!
289
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,817
You know I spoke to you 4 hours ago?
290
00:19:56,892 --> 00:19:59,929
- Hello, Jen!
- Jen, when are you coming back down?
291
00:20:00,805 --> 00:20:02,946
- Let me speak!
- No! I'm talking to her!
292
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:07,352
I don't know. Listen, Douglas's
laptop is having some difficulties.
293
00:20:07,614 --> 00:20:10,029
So, can you come up
and have a look?
294
00:20:11,979 --> 00:20:13,865
Oh, no, not these idiots.
295
00:20:14,599 --> 00:20:18,130
Mr Reynholm, the men
in the IT department are my friends.
296
00:20:18,642 --> 00:20:20,160
They're not idiots.
297
00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:29,127
- What the hell is this?
- Where the hell are your trousers?
298
00:20:30,543 --> 00:20:33,400
I get it. When the cat's away. Yeah.
299
00:20:34,241 --> 00:20:37,365
It's like all the fun I had
just after my wife died.
300
00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:40,176
Listen, don't sit on anything. And...
301
00:20:41,104 --> 00:20:44,540
Mr Reynholm's laptop is broken.
Something flashed up a second ago.
302
00:20:44,693 --> 00:20:46,035
I'll help! No!
303
00:20:46,187 --> 00:20:48,564
Have you tried turning it off
and on again?
304
00:20:48,732 --> 00:20:50,016
No, we haven't.
305
00:20:50,238 --> 00:20:52,564
- Well, let's have a little look.
- I want a go!
306
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:55,095
- I want to do a job!
- You'll do the next one!
307
00:20:55,292 --> 00:20:56,647
Don't touch that.
308
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,761
Why are you drinking Rohypnol, Jen?
309
00:21:03,308 --> 00:21:06,688
Flunitrazepam... Yep,
that's definitely Rohypnol.
310
00:21:07,650 --> 00:21:09,269
Do you have with insomnia?
311
00:21:09,609 --> 00:21:11,791
- That's nonsense.
- Drink it, then.
312
00:21:12,311 --> 00:21:13,711
All right, I will.
313
00:21:18,540 --> 00:21:21,128
There we go.
Perfectly normal cup of tea.
314
00:21:21,355 --> 00:21:23,847
Now if you don't mind,
I have some filoffing to do.
315
00:21:24,319 --> 00:21:26,075
- Filoffing?
- Yes,
316
00:21:26,442 --> 00:21:30,378
I have some filoffels that need
pipping and I'm the mulder.
317
00:21:31,010 --> 00:21:33,337
You did put something in that tea!
318
00:21:33,756 --> 00:21:35,328
Damn that sorcerer!
319
00:21:35,564 --> 00:21:38,421
20 gold pieces and I'm wankered
on Rohypnol!
320
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:41,771
Oh, God, Rohypnol!
321
00:21:42,419 --> 00:21:44,144
And what's the matter with you?
322
00:21:44,444 --> 00:21:45,963
I just saw his film.
323
00:21:47,352 --> 00:21:48,735
I didn't care for it.
324
00:21:49,703 --> 00:21:52,655
I am very aroused.
325
00:21:53,286 --> 00:21:55,395
I want to come back downstairs with you.
326
00:21:55,579 --> 00:21:57,754
No, it's all right,
we've got a replacement.
327
00:21:58,094 --> 00:22:00,268
- Shut up!
- All ight, OK. Who's that?
328
00:22:00,556 --> 00:22:03,543
- It's an answering machine.
- An answering machine?
329
00:22:03,884 --> 00:22:06,060
It's called Jen 2.
It does everything you do
330
00:22:06,226 --> 00:22:09,004
and it doesn't boss us about.
It is brilliant.
331
00:22:09,187 --> 00:22:10,628
Shut up, for God's sake!
332
00:22:10,864 --> 00:22:13,070
You replaced me
with an answering machine?
333
00:22:13,358 --> 00:22:15,798
OK, I think we should
probably leave now.
334
00:22:15,989 --> 00:22:18,558
I don't really like
the look in his eyes.
335
00:22:20,232 --> 00:22:22,668
Yeah, let's go, let's go. Where's Jen?
336
00:22:25,937 --> 00:22:28,921
Pucker up, boys. It's hammer time!
337
00:22:33,064 --> 00:22:35,563
You lot deserve each other!
338
00:22:37,468 --> 00:22:40,746
I think you've accidentally
locked the door there, Jen!
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