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SRIMULAT IN PLAY TARZAN AND THE HOSTAGE GIRL

Oh no, you can't take them all. You'll just sell them again.

- No, it's for my family. - Still no.

SRIMULAT ENTERTAINMENT PARK

ADAPTED FROM THE STORY OF THE LEGENDARY COMEDY GROUP "SRIMULAT"

FOSTERED BY TEGUH SLAMET RAHARDJO

A group of animal has entered but why is no one clapping?

Because it's more confusing,

which one is the animal?

Which one is the animal?

The animal itself is confused!

- Hey!

Everyone, there's a telegram from the capital city.

We got invited to be on TV.

Srimulat rocks!

For now, not everyone will go.

Instrument players won't be coming.

I will definitely go.

Mrs. Djujuk will go, too, right?

I'm gonna sing, you know.

She'll definitely go.

He said we're invited to be on TV. But whose TV?

I'll explain it later.

Right, Paul?

Yeah.

TV.

Paul can understand. Why can't you?

Arismanto.

Your pay will be cut off by your debt. So there's none.

You, flat one. Come here.

What you did yesterday,

intervening from under the stage was not good.

If you want to succeed, do it from the stage.

We succeed together.

Yes, Sir.

Now go.

Say goodbye to your dad.

Bid your father farewell.

The capital city!

Why didn't he tell us?

What's wrong with Tarsan?

I'll explain it later.

- Right, Bul? - Yeah.

Even Kabul understands. Why can't you?

I'm gonna be a celebrity!

Come on!

- Bye-bye! - See you!

I'll join you soon!

Yeah!

Where?

The capital city!

Yeah!

Pasar Minggu to Manggarai traffic is now smooth.

The road is 10.5 meters wide, consisting of three lanes.

Nung, you like to sing nowadays, right?

You have to convince Mr. Teguh that you can sing.

How?

Keep practicing.

Come on.

What's the matter?

Nunung's singing, Bas.

It reminds me of something.

Reminds you of what?

My dead dog.

Don't compare me to a dog.

Aris Gepeng.

Pengge Aris.

Oh, God.

Yes, Mr. Asmuni?

Peng.

Why are you sleeping here?

The sofa is nice.

Which one is not nice, the sofa or your heart?

-Sorry, Mr. Asmuni.

Will I…

be able to be...

a part of Srimulat?

You said you wanted to be a part of Srimulat, right?

Yes, Sir.

You want to be a part of the Srimulat family?

Yes, Sir.

So what efforts did you make?

I'm here in the capital city...

as a result of my efforts, right, Sir?

Drink this first.

Okay.

I'm giving this to you only.

Special for you.

Thank you so much.

How does it taste?

It tastes like a fly was in there.

Oh, correct.

Kabul, I've waited but you haven't taken a shower, yet.

So, what's the ropblem?

Problem!

Please Just speak Javanese, your tongue might get twisted.

I'm gonna poop, read this.

- Bas. - What?

Shit!

You didn't flush!

- Well, that's the Problem. - Problem!

You know why? Because the water pump is dead.

We belong to God and to God we'll return.

Bas.

How old do you think the water pump is?

About a teenager.

So how come it's dead already?

Hey.

Why are you blowing on it?

So it'll turn on.

That's...

your family.

Nung, you try.

- Huh?

- Hey!

Now...

what would you do...

to get accepted by your family?

I heard you were looking for me.

Here it is, nasi uduk from... Who are you again?

Freddy.

- Freddy.

Excuses. Javanese clowns.

Clowns?

Javanese Ondel-ondel.

There is no Ondel-ondel in Java.

Then what about these two clowns?

- Or the clown's child? Like the song.

He's kidding.

- Sure, Miss.

Who is this one for?

For me?

I don't eat in the morning.

You two can have it.

- Women don't eat rice in the morning. - Thanks.

They eat porridge.

Hey!

Don't even think about getting close to my daughter.

She's out of your league!

She's an office lady from the capital.

Where do you come from?

- Solo. - Your occupation?

Comedian.

Are you kidding? How is that a job?

What about yourself?

Ask the neighborhood association who owns the land here. It's all mine!

We came here with nasi uduk

to ask you to repair the water pump.

Nothing else.

- Right, Fred? - Whatever. I'll get you a new one.

Here's your cup. Have some water.

What are you doing? Go to work!

Yeah.

I have to go. Enjoy your meal.

I'll eat it, Miss.

Stop acting coy in front of boys.

Are you okay, Sir?

I'm fine?

Is his eye thirsty? He's giving it water.

I don't understand what you're saying.

You can take apart my water pump and bring it to the rental home.

But you have to come here every day.

For what?

For drawing water. You have to fill my bathroom tub.

If you take the machine, who will draw water here?

Take it.

What is he saying, Bas?

- Take it. - He's telling you to come here

to draw water.

You, not me.

What's that?

You mean pumping? Javanese is so complicated.

It fell.

Wait, what? Gosh. My pipe.

Tomorrow morning you go down the well.

Get the pipe.

Can't you go instead?

I ain't going down there!

-San. You're a celebrity. -What?

Don't scratch your butt in public!

Gepeng must take responsibility!

Yeah, whatever.

Is Babe Makmur's house this way or that way?

That way. Let's eat first.

Fine!

Being angry while you're hungry is not great.

I'm not angry...

but I'm hungry.

- Breakfast for two? - Yes, please.

Don't be too angry at your friend.

He's your family, nonetheless.

So, just be normal if you meet Gepeng.

Okay?

Can't you eat by yourself?

You're making me angry!

Peace be upon you, Dad!

Upon you peace.

Excuse me.

- Okay. - See you.

I knew it...

that kid is not focused.

You brought the plate?

I haven't finished my food.

- Bas. - Huh?

Help me, Bas.

Yes.

Let's go back.

The tower is so tall, right?

Yeah.

How many days will it take to reach the top?

You'll definitely be drenched when you got there.

So, we'll all perform on top of that tower.

What are you guys looking at?

What are you doing lining up for rice here?

It's over there!

Rice?

- Yes. Go! - Let's go.

You're definitely nobodies.

Let's go.

Get in line there!

- Huh? - Who are you?

Sutopo, TV station staff.

Who are you?

Srimulat.

Why didn't you say so!

Hey, Srimulat!

Come here!

Hurry up!

Forget the rice.

Why are the guest lining up for rice. So embarrassing.

Come on in.

It's locked. Nobody's here yet.

Wait here. I'll look for the staff.

Please.

Huh?

It's open.

- Let's go inside. - Let's go.

It was open.

Excuse me.

- Peng, close the door. - Okay.

Where are they?

Uh-oh.

- Assalamulaikum - Waalaikumsalam.

Mister?

Yeah.

Did you find the staff with the key?

- Not yet. - No?

Well, go and find them.

- Okay. - Yeah.

He said he's looking for the key.

Something's off… What is it?

This is amazing.

So big.

So big.

- Wow. - San, it's chilly.

I need to wear a jacket.

- San. - What?

Woah, there are flowers.

Hey, hey!

You'll break it!

Those are telescopes.

So you're all already here!

I've been looking all over for you!

Let me introduce you to the recording studio.

- Hello, I'm Gepeng.

Please get acquainted.

Behind you guys,

we have camera one, two, and three.

You will be shot and aired to the entire Indonesia with those.

Shooting stars?

Yes, and the star is all of you!

We will make billboards too.

The Srimulat members will then be painted one by one.

We'll place it outside to make you famous.

You want to be famous, right?

Sounds good?

- Okay. - We got it.

Where are the audience seated?

- Right. - We don't have audience.

All you have to do is act and be on camera.

Your voice is better, Nung.

Because you can't hear Titiek Puspa's voice.

Let's dine in.

This rendang looks so good.

No worries. It's my treat.

Can we be...

like Titiek Puspa?

Impossible.

Why?

Well, yeah.

Titiek Puspa is beautiful since birth.

But, Kabul? Since when?

Right.

What Nunung means is...

can she be as attractive as Titiek Puspa or not?

Right, Nung?

Well, that's it. That's the aswer.

Answer.

Let us all think...

what can make us interesting?

Nothing is impossible.

Bas.

I was born with nothing interesting.

- What about you? - My mouth.

Alright, come with me, Bas. To look for...

- A mouth? - No.

To look for something interesting.

Miss Djudjuk.

We have to look for it, too.

Yeah.

Us women can't lose.

Mr. Uda.

Water, please.

Gosh. I forgot.

SHAMAN

There are many ways to succeed.

This item can make you successful,

but it comes with a condition.

Oh. Condition.

Condition.

- Condition. - Condition.

- Condition. - Crazy.

Their names,

Joyo, Kuncoro.

Joyo, Kuncoro.

Wrong.

Joyo, Kuncoro.

Joyo, Kuncoro.

The other way around!

Joyo, Kuncoro!

Joyo, Kuncoro…

Joyo, Kuncoro!

This is nice.

This looks good.

Looks great!

So cool.

Miss. What is this?

The one with the hair.

That's a dye.

What dye?

Hair dye.

It's obviously not paint.

A hair dye!

I want one.

It's expensive. Can you afford it?

Of course I can!

Forget it, I'm sure there's nothing in that bag.

How did you know?

It's all just for show.

It's not payday yet.

Relax. I'll buy it for you.

Thank you so much.

Whatever makes my niece happy.

Which haircut would you like?

Feel free to choose from one to sixteen.

Or maybe flat-top, rounded, or casual?

This is easy.

- I'll cut your hair for you, Sir. - Oh, yeah, sure.

- Come on, sit down. - Quickly.

No, Sir, this...

I'll cut your hair, just pick the model.

You're cutting my hair, why are you powdering my face?

Thief!

♪ Don't ever want to become a thief ♪

A thief!

♪ Or else you will never find relief ♪

- ♪ You'd rather be a ladyboy ♪ - Ladyboy!

- ♪ You'll get to eat city boys ♪ - City boys!

♪ It's better than being a thief, greedy boy ♪

What's your name?

Mirna. Keep it together.

What's your name?

Kabul.

What? Cuddle?

I want some cuddle!

My name is Kabul.

My name is Kabul. Can't you read?

No.

Are you guys illiterate?

Did you steal something?

I didn't steal.

I took it by accident.

Aww. Take me too.

If you want to be prettier, wear lippie.

What's that?

- Lipstick. - What's that?

A lippie. This.

Here it is.

Gosh. That's a pigment stick.

Pigment stick?

- A lippie! - Lippie or whatever, it's dammit.

Oh, so the Javanese call it "Dammit"?

Just give him some.

Let me apply it, dammit.

Do it slowly.

Done. Do this.

You're so pretty.

I'm pretty?

Hey, Boxer. Doesn't he look pretty?

- So cute. - So pretty.

Beyond measure.

There you go, flawless.

Dad told me to bring the TV.

He said it was just repaired.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Why won't it turn on?

I forgot to bring the antenna.

Huh?

Sorry.

It's okay, as long as I can look at Ms. Royani.

Yeah!

- Gosh. - No worries, Miss... Who?

Royani!

Alright, just tell us first...

what can we watch on TV?

It has a variety of content.

For example, news,

music, and many others.

Everything is in Indonesian.

In Indonesian?

Yeah.

Mr. Asmuni, why Indonesian, though?

Srimulat audience are all Javanese, right?

The Javanese are everywhere, though?

Yeah.

So people will also know the Javanese language, Sir.

Right, Bas?

- Timbul? - I…

Nung?

Kabul?

Miss Djudjuk?

Tarsan?

You're doomed, brat.

Brat? He's Gepeng.

Peng.

Why is Gepeng the only one that's doomed?

We all can't speak fluent Indonesian.

You're doomed, Timbul. You're doomed, Tarsan.

You're doomed too, Nung!

- You're doomed… - You're doomed, Bul.

- Mr. Asmuni? - I'm doomed.

I forgot to tell you all.

You have to speak Indonesian when you're recording on TV.

Don't think about it too much.

If we can't speak Indonesian...

we can't live in the capital city.

Am I right, Bas?

Bas?

Basuki is asleep.

Darn you.

Peng. Did you hear that?

Gepeng is asleep.

What?

What is it?

You scaredy cat.

Your armpit stinks, Bas.

I was playing tennis.

This is advanced art.

I need you all to work with me

to stay calm, quiet,

and focused. Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Not bad.

Perfecto.

What does that mean?

I don't know.

I heard the TV sound last night.

What do you mean, Bas?

- Peng, tell them. - I don't know.

I fainted because you stink.

I think, our rental house is haunted.

Don't tell me...

Don't scare me.

What is this?

What is this?

That's nothing.

That's Timbul!

What's wrong with Mr. Asmuni?

His eyes are bulging!

Is he possessed?

Possessed?

Keep going.

Keep going.

I said, the painter left!

Where is he?

Alright.

I'm gonna go get drinks.

Fine.

The swing is moving by itself!

What are you two doing?

Dressing up like this.

So, I went to the Senen Market.

There was this costume,

and teeth, so I bought them.

The journey here was so long, Peng.

Right.

So I'm using a skin care once I got here.

But you're scaring people.

You scaredy cat.

When I got here the house is empty.

The door wasn't locked.

So, Paul and I just let ourselves in.

Timbul.

Wake up.

Mr. Teguh is the one who sent the ghost.

It seems there are more people here.

Which means, the cost will go up.

No can do.

What's that?

You have got to be kidding me!

You think this is easy?

You guys have it easy, just stand still and pose!

Hello?

Since we're performing on TV,

we must get enough rest, get a good night's sleep.

But how could we when there's a ghost?

This ghost problem needs to be solved.

Calm down, Bas.

I got a solution.

Hey! Don't move!

This is advanced art!

Okay.

Raise your hands!

Seriously!

What is he doing?

Stand straight!

I'm tired.

You think we don't get tired?

- We are tired too! - Asmuni!

Our life is dedicated to painting!

Why don't you understand? The whole world knows.

- This is not easy! - Asmuni!

- Come on! Answer me! - Answer him!

Hello?

- Hello? - Hello!

BABE MAKMUR RENTAL HOUSE

- Huh? - What?

The dragon head is gone!

- It's not there! - Look for it!

- Let's look for it. - Dragon, where are you?

Where did it fall?

How did it happen?

- Try giving it back. - It was like this.

Give it back.

Oh, it's there!

It's here!

It's here.

Oh, it's here.

Huh?

It disappeared!

It disappeared again, Peng.

Give it back!

Who called for me?

Who are these people?

These are my friends.

We are Srimulat.

Geys.

Guys!

This is Mr. Sapari. A shaman.

Oh. A shaman.

He's…

I know.

- She's… - I know.

- She's… - I know.

- That's… - I know.

I know every single one of you.

- Does he really know? - He's good.

So you must know the girl, too?

Not that good.

This... What's her name, Peng?

Royani.

Royani.

Royalty.

Royani!

You changed it?

So, tell me the issue.

Hey, hey! Patience!

Speak one by one!

If you can't behave, I'll leave…

Hey! Stop!

- I will… - Don't!

Cut it out.

Don't!

- That's enough! - Enough.

Now, tell me why you're… Oops!

Oh! Don't!

His butt is slippery.

Tell me one by one.

Go on.

Every night...

I heard this sound...

Don't step on her!

Muni stepped on her foot.

Okay, anything else?

Me!

So, one night,

I saw something white.

Near Mr. Timbul's room.

I have an even spookier story.

At night,

the TV keeps turning on and on.

Turning on and on is the same.

Ouch!

I mean, turning on and off.

On and off.

And it makes a sound…

Tarsan!

Tarsiman!

Me too!

Yesterday, I…

- Is he possessed? - No.

No.

That's normal for him.

Right.

Let me tell you. To get rid of those ghosts…

Didn't I give you an amulet?

- Yes. - Where is it?

Joyo, Kuncoro.

Oh, I see.

Joyo, Kuncoro.

The other way around!

Kuncoro, Joyo.

To get rid of the ghosts, I have this potion.

You have to wash your face

in water that has been soaked in baby giant's undies.

Undies? So disgusting.

- No! - I don't want to!

No! I'm not possessed.

Mr. Timbul, stop!

Kuntilanak!

The ghost is gone.

Thank you.

Use Indonesian.

Right.

Thank you

for checking up on us.

You're welcome.

Let's practice your Indonesian tomorrow.

After work.

Yes. Oops.

Yes.

- Peace be upon you. - Upon you peace.

Ahem.

Mister!

Not bad. I can sell many here.

How can I help you?

What are you selling?

During the day I sell dawet.

At night, I sell satay.

You have some still?

Yes, I have some. How much do you want? Ten?

If there are still many, just sell it.

It'll be a waste.

That's right.

This house is full of bastards!

Let me try it.

How? Should I add more chillies?

It's gone!

How could you cut all of my hair?

It's free so don't complain.

There goes my charisma.

Hey, hey, hey!

What are you doing?

Rinsing my hair.

Don't rinse it off. Let it penetrate.

Really?

Why do you have so many agate rings, Kabul?

For confidence, Miss Djudjuk.

I want to succeed.

What do you want to do if you've succeeded?

I want to buy a motorbike!

Me, too!

Can you even ride one?

- I can! - How?

Gosh.

That's a bicycle!

I'll teach you. Take this, Paul.

Bul, stand up.

Not Bul. It's Tessy.

Be a motorbike.

A manly one!

You should've said so.

Gepeng.

This is the front brake.

This is the headlight.

- Headlight… - Hold on, Bul.

The headlight is dirty.

- Right. - We need to clean it.

Now it's clean.

- Nice? - Nice.

If the headlight is dirty, it'll be dangerous.

Let me move it.

Wait, why are you doing that?

A Vespa.

- You got that? - No.

Bas. He doesn't get it. You teach him.

I want a big motorbike.

You go, Paul.

Look closely.

Not like this.

The motorbike doesn't understand.

Big motorbikes have tall clutches,

like this.

The switch is on the side.

Turn the gas. The sound is like this.

And this is the way.

Hold the clutch like this.

Look at my foot closely. You change the gear.

And go.

- Let me try. - Go on.

From the side.

There.

Pull the clutch.

Peng!

Why is that, Bas?

Big motorbikes don't suit you.

Doesn't suit you. You should just use women's bike.

Get on.

- No, thanks. - No.

Come on. I'll go smooth.

- I'm busy. - Why me? You sit here!

Come on. I'm smooth.

What's with your hair?

You look like a Japanese soldier.

So, I'll look charismatic, Be.

Charisma, my foot. Hurry up. I want to take a bath.

This is for you?

What? Are you waiting for my daughter?

She's not home yet. Fill the tub.

More!

- Okay. - It's only been one bucket.

Shit! The water pump went off again!

What is it, Nung?

I can't hold it in.

San.

You look pale.

Nung, find some leaves.

For what?

For wrapping!

Hurry up.

Why is it always me?

Do you want some sticky rice or not?

That's delicious!

- What's that, Nung? - Sticky rice.

The huge one?

Tarsan's sticky rice.

- The small one? - Mine.

Can I have it?

Help yourself.

That's a huge sticky rice.

So mushy?

Shit! What is this, Nung?

- Bul. - Hey, As.

What's that?

Sticky rice.

Huh?

The big ones are mine and Tarsan's.

- The small one? - It's Nunung's.

Nunung isn't here, right?

She's busy.

- You can have it. - Okay.

Sorry, Nung.

Sorry.

Thank God.

Sticky rice!

Oh, come on. I'm on a break.

Is this the Mbank office?

The bank.

I'm looking for Royani.

Royani?

There's no Royani here.

She works here.

What is she like?

If I must describe her…

I can't help but smile thinking about her.

She's absolutely gorgeous.

Even compared to Ani?

That's Royani!

Ani!

Royani.

That's Ani, the office beauty.

The prettiest around.

Jaka, her boyfriend, picks her up every day.

Let me hold it for you.

Is it good?

- I'll keep it then. - No.

Where's Gepeng?

Said he wanted to practice Indonesian.

Oh, sorry.

The telephone.

A call.

Pick it up, Bul.

Hello?

It's upside down, dumbass.

Gosh.

Hello.

Who's that?

Who is this?

Gepeng?

No. Mrs. Bambang.

What?

Is there a Mr. Bambang?

Mr. Bambang?

Not here.

- Who? - No Bambang.

You don't believe me?

Take a look.

See? No Bambang.

You still don't believe me?

Hold on.

Hello.

You're looking for Mrs. Bambang?

Mrs. Bambang?

This is Mr. Bambang.

Now what?

Here.

Let them speak.

What's so hard?

There you go.

What's the matter with the Bambang's family?

Forget it.

We shouldn't pry, Nung.

Do you think we are gonna practice Indonesian or not?

Where have you been, Peng?

Everyone has waited a long time.

Waited for you.

So, are we learning Indonesian or not?

Bas.

No need to wait for something that's unclear.

Hey!

This room is for girls.

It's my room.

I got confused.

So much for learning Indonesian.

Everyone has started to trust you.

Yeah.

This is the girls' room.

Oh!

My room is over there.

Wrong room.

Peng.

- What about this? - What?

Bambang's family.

Give it to me.

Bang.

What is wrong with you two?

You said you're family...

you trust each other.

No need to be angry.

Taking responsibility is the most important thing.

Okay?

Who is it?

It's me.

Who's "me"?

Tarsan.

You said you're Tarsan.

Timbul knocked, and I spoke.

What do you want?

Bas, did you hear the TV sound?

No.

I heard it.

Are you awake or asleep?

Basuki is awake...

but I heard it.

Gosh.

What is it, Mr. Timbul?

Noise from TV.

It's satan's friend.

What's wrong with you, Mr. Timbul?

You got paid the same but you're silent.

What pay?

Srimulat!

Oh, the distribution?

Go take care of him, Bas.

I'm sad, Bas.

I'm frustrated!

This damn capital!

The capital... Don't exaggerate!

Royani is your problem.

I know, Bas.

I'm a bumpkin.

I am a nobody

who just so happens to be in Srimulat.

What does this have to do with Royani?

You're the one insisting it's Royani!

I was talking about the capital!

But, that's also true.

She has a boyfriend.

You think someone that pretty has no boyfriend?

I'm hurt, Bas.

Now you need to focus on why you came to the capital city.

Don't get distracted.

Tomorrow, apologize to your Srimulat family.

Just trust me.

I brought you here...

so you won't end up like these kids.

Single, heartbroken.

Has no money, struggling to eat.

These kids can't speak Indonesian.

Whose grave are these?

Just read it one by one.

Puss.

Pus, Kitty,

Meong.

Ucing.

Of course they can't speak Indonesian, you dumbass.

I'll smack your head.

I mean...

so you won't die young pathetically in the capital like them.

Got it? You fool.

I'm sorry.

Psst.

There's something...

I want to...

say to you.

What's with your hair?

Basuki…

Your hair!

My hair?

Your hair…

You didn't rinse it off?

Basuki said not to.

"Let the dye penetrate."

You're an idiot, Nung.

I didn't think you'd let it sit that long.

Now I can't look like Titiek Puspa.

No.

You still can.

You can be laughed at.

Peace be upon you.

Upon you peace!

Miss Rojali.

Royani!

We're still practicing Indonesian right?

Wasn't it yesterday?

Says who? It's today.

Did you get the date wrong? We went to the cemetery!

Nung!

Practice Indonesian!

Gosh, Nunung.

What's up with your hair?

I'm sure you all can speak and understand Indonesian.

You're just not used to it.

So from now on, you must speak Indonesian

and practice to be fluent.

Okay.

In Indonesian.

- Yes. - Yeah!

Now, let's begin reading.

Hold on. Someone's calling.

In Indonesian?

Wait a moment. Someone is calling.

- Hello. - The other way around.

Oh.

Hello?

Not here.

If you insist.

Take a look.

She's not here.

Who was on the phone?

Mr. Bambang.

What is he looking for?

Mrs. Bambang.

I believe there is no Mrs. Bambang here.

Huh?

Mrs. Bambang?

Yes, I am Mrs. Bambang.

Mr. Bambang.

Mrs. Bambang.

What did Mr. Bambang say on the phone, question mark?

Mr. Bambang said, comma,

"Mr. Bambang was hospitalized." Exclamation mark!

I have to go.

Okay.

Hey!

Is she a thief?

No. It is Mrs. Bambang's blackboard.

It's her blackboard.

Do you remember what was on the blackboard?

Yeah, we do.

Let's begin.

The situation.

The situation.

In.

In.

The capital.

The capital.

Hold on.

We're in the capital now.

You said "in the capital".

You're wrong.

It should be "in here".

- Repeat after me. - Okay.

The situation.

The situation.

- In. - In.

Here.

Here.

Yeah!

Wait a second.

We're not in the capital.

We're in Babe Makmur's rental house.

So it should be the situation in Babe Makmur's rental house.

Hold on. That's wrong.

Why?

It should be,

the situation in my dad's rental house.

- Babe Makmur is Royani's Dad. - Right.

That's right.

The situation.

The situation.

- In. - In.

My dad's.

My dad's.

Rental house.

Rental house.

Wait a minute.

My dad doesn't own a rental house.

My dad owns a rice field.

My dad passed away.

We're so sorry.

Thank you, Royani.

I…

I don't know how to translate flower

without losing its meaning.

What meaning?

For example…

I'm a flower

when I'm around you.

Why are all Srimulat so funny?

- Was I funny? - Yeah.

What?

This thing.

I've been flying

across the earth.

And I'm lucky

to meet the loveliest person.

What does that mean?

I've been flying here and there,

and I'm lucky

to meet the loveliest person.

How cheesy.

Ouch.

- I just hit you once. - Right.

Just once.

My turn.

I was going to go easy.

I'm not cut out for this.

No need.

- Let's try it. - No, stop.

- Come on. - Let's go. I'm embarrassed.

Okay, then.

You look so pretty.

If it looks good on me,

it should look good for Nunung.

Nunung?

You open it.

Peace be upon you.

Upon you peace.

Ani!

Jaka.

I asked your dad if I could take you out.

May I?

Of course. You should go out now,

before it gets any later.

Let's take Freddy too.

Why?

The more the merrier.

It's fine, Sir. See you.

All right.

- It should be fun, Dad. - How?

- It should be just the two of you. - Yeah, sure.

What are you doing?

Hurry up and go.

What's with your hand?

- Peace be upon you. - Upon you peace.

This is Taman Lawang.

Our home base.

Keep each other's spirit up.

Ouch!

Help!

Help me, girls!

He's hitting me! He's playing rough!

Where do you think you're going?

Get out!

- Get out of the car! - Hey!

- Help! - Shush!

Help!

- Stop resisting. - Help!

This is our territory.

I'm sorry!

Forget about it.

- Have mercy! - Hold him.

I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry! - So you want to play rough?

Hey! What are you doing?

Don't run!

Thank you for letting Freddy tag along, Jaka.

It's no big deal.

What's going on?

- Good evening. Mr. Jokosan? - Yes?

Also known as Jokosanto? Joko Santoso?

- Yes? - You are under arrest.

- Take him away! - What's going on?

- Silence! - Jaka!

- Ani, babe! - Take his girlfriend too!

- Hold on! - What's this?

- Royani! - What's going on?

Can you take me too?

No!

You should take me as well!

Royani!

Take me away, Officer!

What?

Where's Gepeng and Tessy?

In Indonesian!

Where's Gepeng and Tessy?

They've been gone since last night.

I don't believe you.

Why's he sleeping like that?

That's my bed, that's Gepeng's. We split it.

So it's fair.

Peace be upon you.

Upon you peace.

Upon you peace.

- Enjoy. - Thanks.

This is a surprising visit.

Do you have something for us?

As if! I ain't giving you nothing!

I have a question for you.

My daughter didn't come home last night, did she come here?

Rojali?

Royani!

Not Rojali!

Know anything?

Gepeng and Tessy are missing.

Her name is Royani, not Gepeng Tessy.

But they are gone.

What about my hair?

What about her hair… Sorry, I mean…

Who's Gepeng?

Freddy.

That's Gepeng?

Freddy Gepeng.

So who's Gepeng?

It's Freddy.

Freddy is Gepeng.

Oh.

We should look for them together.

What about my hair?

We can grow them together.

Right, Be?

Should we eat nasi uduk together?

No, it's mine. I bought it for myself.

Just asking.

For me.

That damn Gepeng.

How could he run away with a girl after joining Srimulat?

What was he thinking?

What if Babe Makmur calls the police?

What about us?

What should we do, Paul?

Yeah!

Paul?

What happened?

Gosh.

How do you feel?

All good.

And Tessy too!

He's gone!

I was waiting for him to fix my hair! He promised!

But he's gone!

What should I do, Paul?

Yeah.

My poor hair!

Gepeng is causing nothing but trouble!

THE REPUBLIC OF INDONESIA POLICE MENTENG SECTOR

Sir!

Whose motorbike is this? So cool.

It's your underling's motorbike, Sir!

Why is that nicer than mine? I'm the commander.

Don't ride that next time.

Yes, Sir! I won't ride it.

He really doesn't know his place.

Yes, Sir. I don't know my place.

Gosh.

- Morning, Sir. - Morning.

- Morning, Sir. - Morning.

Morning, Sir.

This is the report of our arrest last night.

Are they inside?

It's them!

My driver stole from me! He's a criminal!

And his girlfriend!

You cheap woman!

You must have loved being taken on a trip in my car?

What do you have to say? What?

Who is she to you?

Girlfriend?

I wish.

What do you want?

Stop touching me!

Ma'am.

Don't talk to me!

- Now you're making a sad face? - Ma'am.

What do you want, Sir? I'm telling her off!

Don't mess with me!

You should find someone else.

She's grumpy.

Not the one in the pink dress.

The one with the blue skirt.

Oh…

How do you expect me to contain my anger!

- Ma'am… - Who are you?

I'm the commander, Ma'am.

If you're the commander, why are you telling me off?

How dare you take my car without my permission?

- The problem is... - What's the problem?

This is my driver's problem!

What is your hand doing in there?

I want to give you a hand.

I don't need that. I just want them to be punished!

Do something to raise this issue!

Okay. Challenge accepted.

I'm the commander, after all.

Raise the issue!

- I'm up here. - Not that kind of raise!

Then you should say so!

You're too old for this, why don't you retire already?

I've retired twice.

- And? - I applied again.

And I got accepted again.

I can't believe it.

Calm down.

Don't give me puppy eyes!

Calm down.

What now?

I'm the commander.

Then you solve this problem!

But first, I need you to calm down.

Let me tell you, Ma'am.

Hey!

I didn't notice. Sorry, Miss.

You did it on purpose, didn't you?

No, Ma'am.

Something's missing when you're angry.

Your eyes are not bulging enough. Try it.

Hey!

Still not enough.

You're fired.

Ma'am.

You'll be punished!

- Ma'am. - Serves you right!

Calm down.

Don't calm me down.

Whatever.

How dare you?

To my head?

I'm the police officer! I have rights!

Does that make it okay for you to bash people's head?

Not really.

I don't need you to calm me down. I can calm down by myself.

Go in there.

Hey.

I'm sorry.

You got swept up in this.

I asked to be taken here last night.

I'm not the person you think I am.

I'm a different person at work and at home.

At the office, I'm not the Royani you know.

Remember this?

This is the Royani I know.

Royani who willingly

helps my family

learn the Indonesian language.

Royani who always

makes my heart blossom.

I've been keeping this all night.

Perhaps it's time

for me to move it to a secret place.

Okay?

Now it's eternal.

And…

I'm also not like you think.

I have a secret too.

What secret?

What is it for?

We've never properly introduced ourselves before.

My name is Arismanto.

No need to hold back your laughter.

I know the name Freddy doesn't suit me.

What even is Freddy?

Really, Arismanto?

I wanna ask...

How rude.

Do you know your position right now?

I'm at the police station.

Are you kidding me?

This is Menteng police station.

- Got it? - Yes, sir.

Silence!

I think I've seen you before.

I wonder where.

I think I've seen you before too.

I wonder where.

Are you my dad?

What?

My mother?

God forbid.

What kind of man do you think I am?

What were you doing so late at the park

dressing up like that?

Answer me!

I'm immersing myself in a role.

Immersed in a role?

Yeah.

Are you a movie star?

I am a member…

…of Srimulat.

Gosh.

That's a violation of article 378!

You fraud!

It hurts.

How is doing this hurts?

It does!

- How? - You don't believe me?

Tell me!

- Ouch. - There.

Wrong order!

This goes first and then this.

Not like that. Of course it'd hurt!

Sit down!

Stop acting up.

Do you dress like this

just to appear funny?

Can't you be funny

by being who you are as a man?

You think ladyboys are funny?

Is that it?

"Missing person."

His traits?

He's not tall.

Not that short either.

Average height?

Not really.

Not that tall either.

Taller than me.

Okay.

Shorter than me.

So…

As tall as you.

My height.

Okay.

"Around my height."

Other traits?

He's been like this a lot lately.

A volleyball player?

No, this.

Badminton?

Like this, Sir.

Table tennis?

This gesture!

- Chess! - Chess is like this.

Chess.

- Sir. - Yes, hello.

Exactly like that!

That's my commander.

Be serious.

Other traits?

Exactly like you, Mr. Bambang!

You're free.

Like that guy?

What a waste of time.

You've found him, right?

You may leave.

We've found one, now we want to report another.

Another what?

Missing person.

- Another one? - Yeah.

Gosh.

So many people are missing.

You won't have anything to do if there were less.

"Another missing person report."

Name?

Arismanto, Sir.

Arismanto.

- Over here, Sir.

I forgot.

Okay.

There's nothing on the paper!

Gosh! I forgot we ran out of ink.

- Oh, well. - Relax.

I am relaxed.

So you're Aris.

What's your relationship status?

I mean, what is the relationship

between you two?

He's my good friend.

You had your hopes up, didn't you?

Are you hoping to be this lady's boyfriend?

No, Sir!

But she said so.

I was in another car.

Nonsense. Did you hear my question?

I didn't ask if you get on that car… Whoops.

What was your name again, Miss?

Royani, Sir.

Don't sleep when I'm talking.

Since you two have nothing to do

with the cream…

Crime?

That's what I'm saying!

Yeah, crime! What a dumbass!

- Hey! - Yes, Sir.

I'm a police.

Right.

You're free.

Really?

You two may go home.

Okay. After you, Sir.

Okay.

Traits?

Taller than me.

Not as short as me but not really short.

So around my height again?

"Around my height… again."

Other traits?

Skinnier than me.

Not as fat as me.

You're way fatter.

"I am really fat."

Is that the guy?

Peng!

Royani?

What are you doing, Peng?

Babe Makmur is looking for his daughter everywhere.

Were you trying to run away with her?

- Wait… - I'm so sorry, Ro.

- Actually… - I understand your concern.

What a disgrace.

It's not like that. Let me explain first.

Explain what? What?

We are dealing with a lot right now.

Nunung refuses to perform because of her hair.

Tessy ended up like this.

And now you? You're just adding more trouble.

Let it go, Tarsan. We've found him now.

Take it easy.

How can I take it easy, Bas?

Tarsan, actually…

Excuse me, Ro. I'm not making this up.

This boy has always been trouble from the start.

You don't care about anything else! Ungrateful!

Ro, I'm so sorry…

Huh?

She's gone?

Look at them, Bas! Look!

I already did.

Let's go home.

Let's go home, Tessy.

Wait.

What?

In Indonesian.

I'm upset.

Srimulat thinks I'm always wrong!

I don't understand, Ro.

I've always given Srimulat my all.

I like Srimulat a lot.

Srimulat taught me modesty.

Sincerity.

And made me be myself.

The capital city is small,

people may lose track,

and wander off easily.

You saw how lost I was.

Without a family to care for us, we will become lost.

I was saved thanks to you, Aris.

Freddy.

Gepeng.

Srimulat is your family.

Every time I see you guys,

I have a good laugh.

I'm happy.

I want to see you happy.

You deserve to be happy.

Oops!

My hands are dirty.

Sorry.

Let us both be happy.

Tessy is so generous in helping us all!

I'm so touched.

Of course. After all, we're in…

Harmony.

Group hug!

Girls.

We got a hunk here.

Why hasn't she returned home until now?

Does she not realize her dad is waiting for her?

I can't believe her.

Gosh!

Dad!

- Dad! - Where have you been?

Why are you hugging me? Where have you been?

I've turned the village upside down but I couldn't find you!

- I'm sorry, Dad. - Hey.

Where did you take her?

What did you do?

Dad.

Don't yell at him.

He helped me.

Helped you? With a face like that?

How could he save you?

I'm not lost anymore, Dad.

It all thanks to him.

Lost?

You're from here! How did you get lost?

Excuses.

Why are your lips like that? You two kissed?

No way! We didn't kiss.

You're wiping it off! Why are you wiping it off?

It's just dust, Dad!

I'm not buying it.

What did you do?

You'd better go home. Go.

All right. I'm sorry, Be.

Royani, I have to…

- See you. - Wait!

I'm coming with you.

Where to?

The rental home.

For what?

I have to clarify things so the Srimulat members don't misunderstand.

Excuses!

If you're away for too long, I'll lock the gate.

Okay.

Just go.

Wait, Ro.

Can I borrow

- some paper and writing tools? - Pen?

- Yeah. - Hold on.

Now what?

For what?

You know.

What?

What are you doing? Stop getting closer! You want to hug me?

I'll punch you.

Stay back!

Hurry up!

What are you staring at?

I realize.

Maybe what I did was wrong.

For that, I apologize.

I love you guys.

You guys are my family.

All I wanted was...

for us to achieve…

Achieve what?

Achieve what, Peng?

Achieve the impossible.

Okay.

- Okay. - My wig.

My wig!

Nung. This is from Tessy.

Hold on.

Where's Tessy?

- He's around! - Where?

Wait.

Let me read it.

"Dear my Srimulat friends."

"I'm sorry."

"I will not go home unless my two friends,

Nancy and Mirna,

are leased from…"

Released!

Released!

It says "leased" here.

Huh?

There should be a "re".

It's gone!

- What? - Find it!

Where are you, "re"?

Hello, "re"?

What are you looking for?

We're looking for "re"!

Maybe it's here.

- "Re?" - There.

"Re".

Here it is.

Let's keep going.

Let's be serious.

"…released

from the Indonesian police station."

This is bad.

Tessy is absent.

But we're recording tomorrow.

It's useless!

Now what?

Tarsiman.

- You… - We're not full team!

There is still more in the letter!

Let's continue. We'll read it together.

How?

How could he choose them

over his friends here.

When I…

Geckos.

…have dinner…

Cockroach.

…the rat…

Ask for God's forgiveness.

Huh?

Gosh.

It's useless!

Tessy still won't come back!

How will we perform in tomorrow's recording?

The letter isn't done! Why would you rip it?

Let's read it together again.

Okay.

You take responsibility!

Read it!

What?

Tonight.

I'm thinking.

A police officer.

Quotation mark.

In a wig.

Pink one.

And one day.

Me, Nancy, and Mirna.

Drown.

Where's period?

Where's the period?

Where is it?

I don't think there's any period.

Come on, find it.

Period?

Where is it?

Can't find it.

Here it is!

Let's see.

Here it is.

Why me?

Titiek who?

Titiek Puspa!

Gosh.

Srimulat.

That's a huge coaster.

Poster!

Whatever.

I'm not in there!

Yes, you are.

The one in green.

It can't be!

She has no mole!

It moved to Gepeng.

What?

It moved to Ms. Djudjuk as well.

What?

The fly is everywhere.

- Yeah. - How could it be?

I'm not in it either.

You're in there. The one with the eyes closed.

You look like you're taking a dump.

Reminds me of the sticky rice.

Hush!

I look the most handsome.

Who's the one in the hat?

Mr. Bambang.

No.

Who's that beside you, Peng?

Rohana.

Asmuni!

But you're right beside me.

Your left!

Basuki.

The one in the poster!

Oh, the poster?

That's Tessy.

So where is he?

Yeah…

What's the matter?

Teguh.

Go back.

Asmuni.

Why aren't you getting ready?

Apologies!

I would like to say something important on behalf of everyone.

After discussing, we agreed that

Paul has something to say.

Sir.

We can't perform without Tessy.

He's...

like a family

...in Srimulat.

- Yeah? - That's right.

Do you understand, Sir?

I understand.

I understand that very well.

I also know everything that happened in the rental house.

I'm glad that

you guys still have a sense of honor.

You have tepo seliro.

It means you still have a sense of humanity.

Humane.

I created Srimulat based on that principle.

Got it?

Yes, Sir.

Well, hurry, then!

My Srimulat!

I didn't mean to leave you guys.

I didn't want to stay in jail.

I just don't want to be labeled

as taking advantage of ladyboys to succeed.

I have to take care of them too.

But I also didn't want to lose my family.

My family.

My Srimulat.

Mr. Teguh.

I don't want to lose you guys.

Okay.

Good.

What Tessy did

was noble.

Enough, don't take too long!

How come Tessy was let out of prison?

Sir!

You have a call!

Can't you see I'm playing chess?

Yes, Sir! But it's urgent!

That must be my wife. Take it easy.

No, Sir!

The police chief?

No, Sir!

So it's not important.

It's important, Sir!

It's not the president, isn't it?

That means it's not important!

Yes, Sir!

It's the president!

What? The President?

Why didn't you say so!

This old man is only a captain!

I've never had to wait this long being on hold before.

Please release the Srimulat member and his friends.

Yes, Mr. President.

You got it, Mr. President.

- My mistake, Sir. - Hello?

My mistake, Sir.

I'm on it, sir. Right away.

Burhan!

Release the ladyboys!

Yes, Sir!

Which ones?

Every single one of them!

Yes, Sir!

Gosh! So annoying!

Srimulat.

Srimulat.

Control room, ready.

Studio ready!

Three!

Two!

One!

Stop! Not yet!

When I say "action", you come in.

Action means in?

Where should I look?

Stop! Stop!

Oh gosh.

Be careful!

You!

Why is your hand pointing that way?

My name is Tessy Wahyuni.

Stop!

Look closely. You see the camera?

That's the line. Don't go over the line.

TVs are this big. If you go there, the audience can't see you!

Over here?

Gosh!

You sound so excited.

I'm right here.

I got infected.

Yes, right here.

But you don't have to ask me!

No one told me which camera to face.

- There are so many. - The cameras are my job.

Your job is to act!

No one told me that!

Act funny when the camera is rolling

Stop acting silly when the cameras aren't on!

You're not funny on camera!

He got happy tears!

I'm crying!

Sorry.

Gosh. You guys aren't ready to be famous.

Javanese performers.

How can you take over the capital?

Nothing…

Nothing is impossible!

ON AIR

SRIMULAT

It's nationwide!

This capital city is harsh!

I can't even imagine

how harsh the mayor must be!

Just imagine.

The city's ancestors must be even ruthless.

Peng!

Yeah, come in.

- Be careful, Peng. - Yeah.

Hey!

This is your house!

Fine.

Hey, hey!

I attended an Indonesia-wide shaman conference.

You're a shaman now?

I can't be rich if I stay a housekeeper every day!

Basuki!

Basuki!

Basuki!

Basuki, babe!

Gosh, Basuki!

It's fine even if I don't sing.

Well, no need for you to sing anyway.

Gepeng!

A blackout!

Hey, boy.

It sounds like someone is calling me.

You forgot to wear a shoe.

Did you see my other shoe?

Where is it?

Here!

- Wear it! - My shoe!

Gosh.

Once again.

Don't go anywhere.

Wait there.

One, two, three.

Hop!

You know the Lebanese striker?

Hey!

Silence!

- Yes, Sir! - I'm still way funnier.

What are you doing on Monday?

I have a meeting at a five star hotel on Monday.

- You are rich! - What?

What about Tuesday?

Tuesday I got stocks to trade.

So rich!

What about Thursday to Sunday?

Thursday to Sunday?

It depends on where my boss is going.

You're just a driver, then!

PRESIDENT'S HELP

Hey, hey, hey!

Remember who you are!

So.

This village

is terrorized.

What terror?

Hold on.

What are you doing?

He's telling a story, I had to do it.

Tell me what happened!

In this village

a strange creature has come from abroad

called Dracula!

For problems like this,

we leave it to the expert,

the security officer.

My job is to secure the neighborhood,

not secure draculas.

It won't be a problem if they don't bite.

But if they bite and suck my blood.

I'll die!

- What's with him? - What's with you, Peng?

Wait! I'll do it. I can do this.

I'm a level two housekeeper.

- Whisper, Sir? - I'll whisper it.

Sure.

- It's reversed! - What?

- Your ears. - Here.

The right ear.

Right side.

What are you doing?

What's your problem, Sir?

Careful.

Just like Djudjuk.

Yeah.

Djudjuk is really beautiful.

So funny.

Hello.

Who's there? I'm here. Who are you? With whom?

Tarsan. We're inside already.

Go outside.

Excuse me.

What now?

Benyamin is way funnier.

You came here with two women?

Who are they?

My concubines.

Miss Djudjuk is pretty, but I still look better.

Huh?

Tessy?

It's dead!

The lamp?

Stop! I'm tired!

Wait!

Let's take a break, everyone!

Sit down!

A break.

Gosh. So tired.

Break's over! Get back to being scared!

Again?

Say my soul mate's name.

Come on. You can do it.

Who?

Who was it?

- Roya? - Royalti?

Say that again!

All together! Repeat after me!

Three, two, one.

Royani!

UNTIL NEXT TIME

I want to be a Srimulat comedian.

Dir, Kadir!

In your dreams!

You're a bumpkin!

Srimulat is famous nation-wide!

Dir, Kadir!

Dir, Kadir!