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["Call to the Post" playing]
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[bell rings]
[announcer] Here comes Lucky!
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And they're off. Number 7,Sandy's Rocket, out front.
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Right behind himby the three against the rail
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as they head downthe front stretch...
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[announcer continues, muffled]
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Number 7, Sandy's Rocket,in control now.
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Down the backstretch...
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[upbeat music plays]
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Look at all this
fucking coin, dude.
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[bell ringing]
[announcer, indistinct]
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A.J., where's the capper?
Shredded. Back in VIP.
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Look who's Big Money in seven.
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No fucking way, Moose.
Yes fucking way. We're red-hot.
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Don't shit on our streak.
I'm not shitting on our streak.
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You're shitting all over
our streak big time.
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"Four runs and we bone out."
Those were your exact words.
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Yeah, and Big Money in six
was a fucking game changer.
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It's two o'clock.
It's five 'til.
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Come on, we should bounce.
Pensacola's already halfway
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through the post parade, pussy.
Dude, you're going rogue.
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Because you're being a pussy.
Shut the f--
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Y'all fixing to place a bet?
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Just a sec, darling.
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Come on, bitch. Look up there
and tell me who's Big Money.
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Sweetchuck's our boy.
Sweetchuck? Fuck you.
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Crowd's got wood
for Easy Does It.
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The crowd goes home
in a body bag, okay?
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Let's go straight bet.
No exotics. Let it ride.
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Fuck you! We're up three bills.
I'm not letting it ride.
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Now who's the pussy?
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Get the fucking cab.
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All right.
[announcer] And they're off.
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[bell rings]
[announcer speaks indistinctly]
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[overlapped shouting]
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Gonna fuck it all up!
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What the fuck, A.J.?
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[announcer]
Sweetchuck hard-charging...
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Pussy. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
He's breaking...
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Run! Run! Run! Come on!
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[announcer]
Now he's two lengths ahead.
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Oh, shit! Here he comes!
Big money, money, money!
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[announcer] And it's Sweetchuckat the wire!
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[both screaming]
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Sweetchuck! Sweetchuck!
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No, no, no, no!
Moose, our cab!
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Some chud's ganking it.
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Oh, fuck!
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Now what are we supposed to do?
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We're screwed.
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Oh, what? You gonna run
across the river bridge?
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A.J., it's the fucking
interstate!
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[man] Fuck!
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Fuck!
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Hey! Hey, buddy!
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I got an easy 50!
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[car horns blaring]
[sobbing]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stay in this lane!
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You almost hit that car!
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Fuck! Moose...
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All right, I need you to punch
this shitbox, all right?
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[yells]
[all scream]
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[car horns blaring]
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[tires screech]
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[intense music playing]
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Moose, Moose...
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[children shouting]
[boy] Come on! Come on!
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Where the heck
have you guys been?
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We've been waiting
for 35 minutes.
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We got stuck on the train
by the Bongo habitat.
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Some kid had a grand mal seizure
and they shut it down.
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What could we do?
Just get on the dang bus.
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[kids whooping and laughing]
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Hey, butt fuck!
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You're both dead
if I'm late for practice.
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What practice, Randy?
You do wrestling and football.
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Yeah, it's fucking May, loser.
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Fuck off.
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[giggles]
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All right, homeboy,
what are you feeling?
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Benjys and Grants
or Jackies and Hams?
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Why're you doing the lip thing?
I'm not doing a lip thing.
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Makes you look like you're
prepping to suck an asshole.
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No more wild-card shit.
You're breaking your own rules.
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Fuck off,
don't be such a basket case.
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Look at this epic
fucking split, dude!
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Goddamn it, I want to epic split
your fucking mouth.
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Yeah?
Why don't you try it, pussy?
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Because every chaperone
on this bus
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is fucking staring at us.
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What?
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[both snicker]
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Yo, question.
Yeah, dude?
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Who'd you like in the 8th?
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Hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Ooh, what's the wort at?
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Uh, it's at 69 degrees.
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All right, let's pitch
the fucking yeast
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and put her to bed.
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Home sweet home.
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Squeeze that airlock in.
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Is that one leaking?
Brand-new tub.
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How could it be leaking?
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Let's check the pH
on the lagers.
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Booyah. What are you feeling?
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Let's go pilsner.
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Cheers.
Cheers, dude.
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Whoa.
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Looks bright.
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Spritzy.
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Mm. Wow.
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Yeah, I know, dude.
We fucking made that!
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We made that!
This is, like, real beer.
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Mm! Let's go with that.
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What?
Real Beer. For the label.
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I found a printer
in Tecumseh.
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They can bang them out
for two cents a pop.
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I dig it. [laughs]
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All right, so, look, man,
I want to pitch you an idea.
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Okay, hit me.
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It's time to expand
the operation.
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All right, so look, dude,
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we're sitting on a cash cow
with Real Beer.
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Fifteen gallons a month
is baby stuff
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compared to what we could do
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if we scaled her up
to a buck twenty.
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A hundred and twenty gallons?
A month, dude.
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And we'll cash flow
our day-to-day ops
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with our track winnings
until we get to a rhythm
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where this thing
is running itself.
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Moose, we haven't
even sold a single beer.
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Yet. You gotta learn
to forecast, bitch.
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Fuck!
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We hit two matinees a week,
we're solid gold.
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Two? We'd be lucky to scrounge
up a ride every two weeks.
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Pause.
Don't worry about transpo.
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Transpo's my turf.
And we'll circle back in a sec.
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A huge part of this operation
is figuring out
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the right foot soldiers
to bring in.
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What do you think
of Jason Beaumont?
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Dude, fucking kid's a narc.
He'd squeal for sure.
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Yeah! I love your instincts!
That's why you're gonna run HR.
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Handle all the recruiting.
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[gasps] Fuck!
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That was a fucking neck shot!
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Forecast.
You said no fucking necks.
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So are we in agreement
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that transpo's
our number one concern?
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Hundred percent.
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And until this operation's
got wheels,
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if feels like it's dead
in the water.
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Okay, hear me out.
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[sighs]
Fuck, these are awesome.
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Tom, we're good to go.
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Kip Langer's older brother.
You know him?
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Darian?
No, Darian's in Chrissy's class.
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I'm talking about Gary.
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With the lazy eye
and the gelled hair.
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Oh, yeah. The DJ guy.
Yeah.
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So he's got a limo thing
on the side, dude.
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Like weddings and proms,
all that type of shit.
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Thanks, Tom.
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You know what?
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Here's a little something
for you.
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So obviously, his rates
are premium on the weekends,
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because that's where
all the action is.
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But Monday through Thursday
is a total fucking dead zone.
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So I've got Gary locked in
at 25 bucks an hour,
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plus we gotta float the gas.
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But all he needs
is a three-hour heads-up.
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So you want to take a limo back
and forth between Bluffs Run?
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Yeah, twice a week.
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It'd be like a C-note
per run, max.
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That's it?
That's fucking it, dude.
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It's actually
a really boss idea.
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It's airtight, bitch.
I knew you'd be all over it.
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This fucker's
double O-C too.
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Huh?
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Fucking limo, asshole.
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It's got a 13-inch TV
with a built-in VHS.
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Mini wet bar.
Motorola bag phone.
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Why would we need
a bag phone?
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In case we gotta move
on some shit
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and we don't have time
to hit a payphone.
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Look, stop fixating
on the bag phone.
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Are you in or you out?
I'm in.
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I'm in, yeah.
All right, I'll set it up.
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Oh, buddy,
we're gonna be rolling
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in so much fucking dough
this summer.
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[laughs]
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["Wild Thing"
by Tone Loc playing]
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♪ Rollin' down the street ♪
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♪ I saw this girland she was pumpin' ♪
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♪ I winked my eye,she got into the ride ♪
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♪ Went to a club, was jumpin' ♪
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♪ Took her to the hotel ♪
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♪ She said, "You're the king" ♪
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♪ I said, "Be my queenif you know what I mean" ♪
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♪ And let us dothe wild thing ♪
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♪ Wild thing ♪
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[door opens]
[A.J.] Yo, I'm home.
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Mm, Mrs. C.,
these deer chops are banging.
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What's going on?
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How was the field trip, boys?
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Oh, like the best ever.
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Yeah, we got to hand-feed
the giraffes.
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Yeah, the sucker was eating
right out of our palm.
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[Judge inhales sharply]
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[exhales]
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[gulps]
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Speaking of hands,
let me smell those hands.
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Jesus, what?
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No. Why?
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Are you trying
to hide something from us?
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Oh, he is. Big time.
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No, no, I just don't want you
smelling my hands.
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It's weird.
[Judge] It's not weird.
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It's just a set of hands, son.
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Afraid we'll find out
about the cigarettes?
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[snorts]
Cigarettes? We--
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Mr. Rubenking said
he saw you and Moose
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smoking cigarettes
in the VIP area
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of I-80 OTB this afternoon.
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I-80 OTB?
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[Judge] It's an off-track
betting parlor.
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In Council Bluffs, Iowa.
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Right across the river bridge
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from the Henry Doorly Zoo.
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[Jean] Smoking cigarettes
and going berserk!
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He emphasized "berserk."
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And the damn neon shirts!
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Awful quiet, Moose.
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Did you get those fancy shoes
with your gambling winnings?
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[Judge] Guilty!
Moose...
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Chrissy, go to your room.
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No way.
In your room, young lady.
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[Chrissy] Ugh!
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Witness stand.
No.
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No, I'm not...
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There's been
a pattern with you two.
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An escalation.
A very dangerous escalation.
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We're not escalating.
Illegally crossing state lines
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to hang out at an off-track
betting parlor?
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We're not hanging out.
We're working.
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Working!
Oh, my God!
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You're not a pro gambler!
Are you two doing dope?
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Okay, no on the dope,
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and no, I'm not gonna become
a professional gambler.
249
00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:10,478
You two idiots are gonna end up
in a double funeral
250
00:10:10,579 --> 00:10:12,480
or on the side
of a fricking milk carton.
251
00:10:12,581 --> 00:10:16,551
Is it Moose? Is he the one that
talks you into this crazy stuff?
252
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,252
No, it's not Moose.
I came up with the system.
253
00:10:18,352 --> 00:10:20,154
The system? What is the system?
254
00:10:20,254 --> 00:10:22,123
A secret system
for big-money long shots.
255
00:10:22,223 --> 00:10:23,757
You're 14 years old!
256
00:10:23,858 --> 00:10:25,726
You don't have
a fricking system!
257
00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,361
[gasps softly]
258
00:10:33,434 --> 00:10:35,936
Dude, I am so fucking sorry.
259
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,372
The Judge started doing
the lip thing,
260
00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,941
and I just fucking panicked.
[sighs]
261
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,710
Did you tell them
about the system?
262
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,478
They don't want to hear
about Big Money, Moose.
263
00:10:44,579 --> 00:10:45,813
I'm grounded.
264
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,715
Banned from the track
and banned from Iowa.
265
00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,818
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
266
00:10:51,452 --> 00:10:53,387
This rat-fucks
our whole plan.
267
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,222
There is no plan.
We're done.
268
00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:58,659
No more running free range.
They're shutting us down.
269
00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,595
I've got one week
to find a legit job
270
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:01,996
before my mom goes
full-tilt DEFCON.
271
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:03,697
Full tilt? What do you mean?
272
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,332
Baseball.
Bible camp.
273
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,901
Weekends at her auction crew.
274
00:11:07,001 --> 00:11:09,870
Fuck your mom's auction crew.
Shit pay.
275
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,439
Tell her we're not signing on
for three bucks an hour.
276
00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:14,241
She made no mention
of hiring you.
277
00:11:16,377 --> 00:11:19,146
We're a package deal, A.J.
You don't break up the band.
278
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,283
Look, just circle
the heavy hitters, okay?
279
00:11:22,383 --> 00:11:24,485
Don't waste your time
with that entry-level slop.
280
00:11:24,586 --> 00:11:26,253
I'm not.
Dude, don't worry.
281
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,557
Tomorrow after school,
we'll get some shit lined up.
282
00:11:28,657 --> 00:11:30,024
Easy peasy.
283
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,393
All right?
284
00:11:32,493 --> 00:11:34,195
See ya, pussy.
See ya.
285
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:38,098
[thudding impact]
[footsteps retreating]
286
00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:49,243
[engine approaching]
287
00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:59,086
[mellow music playing]
288
00:12:22,677 --> 00:12:24,245
[camera shutter clicks]
289
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:32,186
What if we doubled
the batch?
290
00:12:32,286 --> 00:12:33,754
And then had only
one foot soldier
291
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,889
instead of an entire roster
of guys to manage?
292
00:12:35,990 --> 00:12:37,659
Fuck me, you really want
to hobby brew?
293
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:40,160
No--
Look, the company's fucked.
294
00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:42,664
We're never gonna cash-flow
this thing with minimum wage
295
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,398
and suck-ass hours.
296
00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:45,899
[woman]
Excuse me.
297
00:12:52,741 --> 00:12:54,808
Pass the sack.
I got dibs on that last one.
298
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,645
Fuck you.
The big boy's mine.
299
00:12:56,745 --> 00:12:57,845
Give it to me.
300
00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,548
It's my money,
it's my gizzard.
301
00:13:03,484 --> 00:13:05,085
Fuck, dude. My neck!
302
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,820
Forecast.
303
00:13:07,488 --> 00:13:08,657
[both grunt]
304
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:12,560
[Randy]
Boom! Right in the breadbasket!
305
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:15,664
And you fuckstains
are no Mike Rozier.
306
00:13:15,764 --> 00:13:17,498
[Randy laughing]
Is it piss?
307
00:13:17,599 --> 00:13:19,500
Straight from the tap,
sweet cheeks.
308
00:13:19,601 --> 00:13:22,036
You two dip fucks better grow
eyes in the back of your head.
309
00:13:22,136 --> 00:13:24,104
High school's gonna be
a fucking meat grinder!
310
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,939
It's open season, limp dicks.
[grunts]
311
00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,375
You never know when,
you never know where.
312
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,245
Pussies!
Whoo!
313
00:13:31,345 --> 00:13:34,381
[tires squeal]
314
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,557
You boys all right?
315
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,560
That's piss, ain't it?
316
00:13:47,762 --> 00:13:49,564
Yeah, it's piss.
[vehicle approaching]
317
00:13:50,431 --> 00:13:51,533
[horn honks]
318
00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:53,467
[revving engine]
319
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,371
Holy shit!
320
00:13:58,339 --> 00:13:59,473
Shane!
321
00:13:59,574 --> 00:14:00,709
What the fuck?
322
00:14:00,809 --> 00:14:02,544
So much for one
weekend a month, huh?
323
00:14:02,644 --> 00:14:03,844
Shotgun.
No fucking way.
324
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:04,945
Get in the back, mutant.
325
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,815
[both laughing]
326
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,248
What's up, Eagle?
327
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,153
Fucking A...
[truck door opens and closes]
328
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,489
This is why you're in the back.
[A.J. and Moose laugh]
329
00:14:15,590 --> 00:14:18,560
Hold on to your fucking tits.
[revving engine]
330
00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:20,361
Fuck the Carmichaels.
331
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,930
Don't let those pussies
run a psyop on you.
332
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,700
Rodney's a horror show, dude.
That Boz cut, those muscles.
333
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,768
I mean...
334
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,335
He's a fucking juicehead, Eagle.
335
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:31,472
He used to bitch out
when I wrestled him at 160.
336
00:14:31,573 --> 00:14:34,208
Yo, Rambo?
Fucking waste anyone over there?
337
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,410
The whole thing was over
in a hundred hours, dipshit.
338
00:14:36,511 --> 00:14:38,879
The only thing I wasted
was my freshman year.
339
00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:40,914
The town's still covered
in yellow.
340
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,851
Maybe they'll give you
the keys to the city, dude.
341
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,586
Shit, I'd settle for the keys
to the Toddy Shop.
342
00:14:44,686 --> 00:14:46,120
Old enough to die for Uncle Sam,
343
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:47,988
but still can't buy
a fucking sixer.
344
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,491
Yo, homey.
Do you want a beer?
345
00:14:52,694 --> 00:14:55,396
[tires squeal]
346
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,599
[Moose] Fuck!
347
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,368
Seriously?
348
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,804
You turds made this?
349
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,238
Yeah.
[laughs]
350
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:07,207
All right, so check it.
You gotta pour it like this.
351
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:10,043
And don't drink the stuff
on the bottom.
352
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,580
Copy that.
353
00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:21,656
Moment of truth.
354
00:15:27,862 --> 00:15:28,830
Well?
355
00:15:29,463 --> 00:15:31,699
Goddamn, fellas.
[A.J. and Moose laugh]
356
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,300
It's not shit.
357
00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:38,939
It's drinkable as fuck.
Drinkable as fuck!
358
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,374
Oh, yeah, dude!
359
00:15:40,474 --> 00:15:42,409
That's going on
the fucking sticker for sure!
360
00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:43,711
[laughs]
361
00:15:44,913 --> 00:15:46,648
All, right, can we put you down
for a case?
362
00:15:47,682 --> 00:15:49,183
Whoo!
363
00:15:49,851 --> 00:15:51,185
[laughs]
364
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,655
Well, you know the rules.
365
00:15:54,589 --> 00:15:55,924
No glass on deck.
366
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,560
Yes, sir.
[glass shatters]
367
00:16:11,906 --> 00:16:13,307
[gasps]
368
00:16:13,675 --> 00:16:15,209
The water's piss-warm, dude.
369
00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:19,179
Yeah. Ron always cranks it
for the invitationals.
370
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,148
Hey, we need to bag
some summer jobs.
371
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:22,684
You think you can hook us up?
No.
372
00:16:22,784 --> 00:16:25,753
It's not gonna fly.
You gotta be 16 to guard.
373
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,321
Ron might budge
on the Eagle Scout,
374
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,289
but definitely
not on you.
375
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:32,660
Well, fuck Ron. Fuck the pool.
Me and A.J. are a package deal.
376
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,930
Shit, you can ask the Bravo boys
if they need an extra hand.
377
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,464
With what?
378
00:16:37,565 --> 00:16:39,032
They're planning on running
that thing this summer.
379
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,435
[both] What thing?
That thing.
380
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,638
The Snack Shack.
381
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:47,441
So does their family,
like, own it or something?
382
00:16:47,542 --> 00:16:48,843
No, Bravos don't own it.
City owns it.
383
00:16:48,943 --> 00:16:50,043
[Moose]
Yo, toss me your keys.
384
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,980
I want to see
inside that fucker.
385
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,313
Don't have any.
386
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,883
Snack Shack's totally
separate from the pool.
387
00:16:54,983 --> 00:16:56,551
Okay, so they rent it
from the city?
388
00:16:56,651 --> 00:16:58,620
No, I think it gets bid out
through Parks & Rec.
389
00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,623
Okay, how's that work?
I don't know, dude.
390
00:17:01,723 --> 00:17:02,991
I think they bid it out
391
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,491
at the city council
meeting tomorrow.
392
00:17:04,592 --> 00:17:06,326
How much the Bravos
throw down on that sucker?
393
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,329
Ask them. They're gonna be
at the sunken lot tonight.
394
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,938
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
395
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,473
That we hit the sunken lot,
dump some beer,
396
00:17:19,574 --> 00:17:21,441
get intel on
the Bravo boys' bid,
397
00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:23,912
then rat-fuck them at the city
council meeting tomorrow night.
398
00:17:24,012 --> 00:17:26,246
[upbeat music playing]
399
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:34,388
[upbeat guitar melody plays]
400
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,332
[grunting]
[engine sputtering]
401
00:17:50,805 --> 00:17:52,540
[engine whirs]
402
00:18:03,317 --> 00:18:05,419
[sneezes and coughs]
403
00:18:16,731 --> 00:18:18,098
[sneezes]
404
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,568
Yo! Shit pig.
405
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,402
You all right?
406
00:18:22,904 --> 00:18:25,039
Huh? Me?
407
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,374
Yeah. You, like,
having a fit or something?
408
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:30,444
Oh. It's just allergies.
It's like...
409
00:18:30,545 --> 00:18:33,548
Allergies?
Grass, pollen, ragw--
410
00:18:33,648 --> 00:18:35,449
Yeah, like the movie about
the kid in the plastic bubble?
411
00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:38,086
No. No, it's not
like him at all.
412
00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,419
I'm nothing like that.
Yeah, right.
413
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,188
Seriously.
414
00:18:41,623 --> 00:18:42,557
[sneezes]
415
00:18:42,657 --> 00:18:44,626
Oh, God, you are
totally like him.
416
00:18:44,726 --> 00:18:45,727
[gasps]
Sorry.
417
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,696
[blows nose]
What is that?
418
00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:50,531
My hanky?
419
00:18:50,632 --> 00:18:51,766
[scoffs]
420
00:18:51,866 --> 00:18:53,266
Your hanky?
421
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:55,302
Oh, it's not mine.
It's actually my dad's.
422
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,772
Your dad loaned you
his fucking snot-rag?
423
00:18:57,872 --> 00:18:59,206
Just temporarily.
424
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,744
Sorry, I'm not usually
like this.
425
00:19:02,844 --> 00:19:04,679
I-I-I just took a Benadryl.
426
00:19:04,779 --> 00:19:05,780
So...
427
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,749
[sneezes]
[camera shutter clicks]
428
00:19:08,816 --> 00:19:10,317
Why are you doing that?
429
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,553
[camera shutter clicks]
It's a free country, shit pig.
430
00:19:12,654 --> 00:19:15,455
Close your mouth, you look like
a fucking grass carp.
431
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:17,792
[camera shutter clicks]
432
00:19:17,892 --> 00:19:19,192
[coughs]
433
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,294
God, I don't know why
Leah's so into you.
434
00:19:21,395 --> 00:19:23,564
She made it out
like you were a real catch.
435
00:19:23,665 --> 00:19:26,366
Oh. So you're, like,
Leah's cousin or something?
436
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,669
Doi.
437
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,337
And lucky me, she's only
35 miles south of Offutt,
438
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,674
so this shithole gets
to be my reality all summer.
439
00:19:32,774 --> 00:19:33,808
Hmm.
440
00:19:33,908 --> 00:19:36,309
Hey, what's the suicide rate
in this hick town?
441
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,113
Is that marijuana?
442
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,648
What? Are you allergic?
[door opens]
443
00:19:40,748 --> 00:19:42,517
[bell clanging]
444
00:19:43,017 --> 00:19:44,317
Oh, shit.
445
00:19:47,755 --> 00:19:49,423
[laughing]
What is happening right now?
446
00:19:49,524 --> 00:19:51,759
[door closes]
I just, uh...
447
00:19:52,727 --> 00:19:53,761
It's dinner.
448
00:19:55,897 --> 00:19:56,864
I should go.
449
00:19:56,964 --> 00:19:58,198
I guess so.
450
00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,834
See you around, shit pig.
451
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,435
[scoffs]
452
00:20:01,536 --> 00:20:03,571
Sooey!
[camera shutter clicks]
453
00:20:09,143 --> 00:20:10,243
[door closes]
454
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,046
So, how's the job hunt
coming along?
455
00:20:12,146 --> 00:20:13,781
Mom, it's been like 48 hours.
456
00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:15,083
Watch the sass back.
457
00:20:15,183 --> 00:20:17,384
Mm, I got an auction
in two weeks.
458
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:21,089
Ordered you a medium
with the new logo, just in case.
459
00:20:21,189 --> 00:20:22,489
It's polo style this year.
460
00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:24,826
And salmon.
Mm! Chrissy's idea.
461
00:20:24,926 --> 00:20:26,460
I designed them.
462
00:20:27,128 --> 00:20:28,763
Have you thought
about mowing lawns?
463
00:20:28,863 --> 00:20:29,931
Now that's an idea.
464
00:20:30,031 --> 00:20:32,399
Are you kidding me?
This is me after one lawn.
465
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,434
Oh, come on, nothing a little
Benadryl couldn't level out.
466
00:20:34,535 --> 00:20:35,770
God bless you.
Bless you.
467
00:20:35,870 --> 00:20:37,505
This is Benadryl.
I'm the fricking poster boy.
468
00:20:37,605 --> 00:20:39,040
No fricks.
No fricks.
469
00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:40,808
Stuff it, Chrissy.
You stuff it.
470
00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:43,243
Stuff it big time.
Zip it.
471
00:20:45,813 --> 00:20:47,314
[sniffles]
472
00:20:51,552 --> 00:20:55,056
Hey, Mom, there's a study group
tonight for the Civics final.
473
00:20:55,156 --> 00:20:56,423
Does it involve Moose?
474
00:20:56,524 --> 00:20:58,192
No. It's over at Beaumont's.
475
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,862
There's a fella with a plan.
Such a go-getter.
476
00:21:00,962 --> 00:21:04,165
Maybe you could tag-team
with his mowing business,
477
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,733
start some kind of lawn empire.
478
00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:10,470
No. I don't want to start a lawn
empire with Jason Beaumont.
479
00:21:10,571 --> 00:21:12,472
I just want to cram
for the Civics test.
480
00:21:12,573 --> 00:21:14,642
Watch the sass back.
[snaps fingers]
481
00:21:15,076 --> 00:21:16,677
Ten p.m.
Ten?
482
00:21:16,778 --> 00:21:18,813
Mom, come on, it doesn't
even start until eight--
483
00:21:18,913 --> 00:21:20,982
Ten fifteen.
You're still grounded, buddy.
484
00:21:21,082 --> 00:21:22,717
Eleven.
[both imitating buzzers]
485
00:21:22,817 --> 00:21:24,585
[rapidly] Here we go now.
Gonna let it go now.
486
00:21:24,685 --> 00:21:26,988
We're gonna start now at 10,
10, we'll bring it up to 10:15.
487
00:21:27,088 --> 00:21:28,756
We're taking the 10:15.
Hey!
488
00:21:28,856 --> 00:21:30,290
All the way up to 11,
we're looking at 11.
489
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,826
Eleven's too high. Grounded.
[Judge] Hey!
490
00:21:31,926 --> 00:21:33,861
Bring it all the way back,
now 10:30, now 10:15.
491
00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:37,330
10:15 it's gonna be,
and I'm giving you 10:15.
492
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,900
Sold now.
Sold!
493
00:21:40,701 --> 00:21:43,403
♪ I was clowning in classlike I usually do... ♪
494
00:21:44,906 --> 00:21:47,175
Dude, I can't believe
we just dumped two cases.
495
00:21:47,275 --> 00:21:48,676
Two cases is pussy.
496
00:21:48,776 --> 00:21:50,511
Look at all these
college kids.
497
00:21:50,611 --> 00:21:52,345
We gotta partner up
with some frats.
498
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:54,447
Get our foot soldiers
in UNL, UNO,
499
00:21:54,549 --> 00:21:56,184
fucking Peru State.
500
00:21:56,284 --> 00:21:58,753
Dude, we could be offloading 400
gallons of Real Beer a month.
501
00:21:58,853 --> 00:21:59,887
Easy.
502
00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:01,122
[hip-hop music playing]
503
00:22:01,222 --> 00:22:02,890
[indistinct chatter]
504
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:06,527
[rock music playing]
505
00:22:10,164 --> 00:22:11,899
Hey, watch where you're going,
prep.
506
00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:14,669
Sorry, dude.
What did you just fucking say?
507
00:22:16,504 --> 00:22:17,972
We got a problem here?
508
00:22:18,072 --> 00:22:19,740
There is so not a problem.
509
00:22:19,841 --> 00:22:22,109
I didn't know
he was with you.
510
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:24,045
Sorry. It won't happen again.
511
00:22:27,248 --> 00:22:29,851
[woman]
Shane fucking Workman!
512
00:22:32,653 --> 00:22:34,387
[laughs]
513
00:22:36,824 --> 00:22:38,893
Oh, Bravos.
Right over there.
514
00:22:38,993 --> 00:22:41,762
Okay, I've got this shit.
Hang back in the wings.
515
00:22:46,968 --> 00:22:48,269
Hey, what's up, boys?
516
00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,904
Who the fuck
are you assholes?
517
00:22:50,004 --> 00:22:53,241
Moose Miller.
This is my associate, A.J.
518
00:22:53,341 --> 00:22:55,076
We're the guys behind Real Beer.
519
00:22:55,176 --> 00:22:56,409
Real Beer?
520
00:22:56,510 --> 00:22:58,312
[Moose]
Yeah, that beer you're drinking.
521
00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:00,181
Wh-- You made this?
522
00:23:00,281 --> 00:23:01,582
Yeah, man.
523
00:23:01,682 --> 00:23:03,050
We're still finalizing
the design on the logo,
524
00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:06,220
but that next batch will look
as good as it tastes.
525
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,955
How old are you guys?
526
00:23:08,055 --> 00:23:09,624
Fourteen.
Sixteen.
527
00:23:11,292 --> 00:23:13,060
Almost fifteen.
528
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,662
Oh, yeah. I know this guy.
529
00:23:14,762 --> 00:23:16,931
You're the judge's kid,
aren't you?
530
00:23:17,298 --> 00:23:19,533
Yeah, he did our mom and dad's
divorce.
531
00:23:19,834 --> 00:23:20,902
Huh?
532
00:23:21,002 --> 00:23:23,905
I said your dad did
our mom and dad's divorce!
533
00:23:25,139 --> 00:23:27,608
So, uh, we heard you guys
are renting the Snack Shack
534
00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:29,343
out of the pool this summer.
535
00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:31,045
Yeah. So what?
536
00:23:31,145 --> 00:23:32,412
Well, Shane had mentioned
537
00:23:32,513 --> 00:23:34,582
that you guys might need
some extra hands.
538
00:23:34,682 --> 00:23:36,684
Nah, we're cool.
We can handle it ourselves.
539
00:23:36,784 --> 00:23:38,853
It's probably a real
gravy train, huh?
540
00:23:39,854 --> 00:23:40,988
We do all right.
541
00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:42,189
Mm-hmm.
542
00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,192
What's it cost to rent it out?
543
00:23:47,161 --> 00:23:49,597
Three grand my ass.
They're bluffing, big time.
544
00:23:49,697 --> 00:23:51,966
I don't know, dude.
A grand a month seems legit.
545
00:23:52,066 --> 00:23:55,569
Chump change compared to what
the fucker could turn over.
546
00:23:56,070 --> 00:23:59,874
Look, I say we go full tilt
on the Snack Shack.
547
00:23:59,974 --> 00:24:02,143
[grunts, panting]
548
00:24:03,377 --> 00:24:04,879
What's the pH at?
549
00:24:05,579 --> 00:24:07,648
It's a hair over 5.2.
550
00:24:08,916 --> 00:24:11,319
[sighs] All right.
I should go.
551
00:24:11,419 --> 00:24:13,587
Jean'll kill me.
Fucker's definitely leaking.
552
00:24:13,688 --> 00:24:15,890
It's not. Look, dude,
553
00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:19,927
even if it took us all of June
to break even on the 3K,
554
00:24:20,027 --> 00:24:22,396
it'd still tee us up right
in the sweet spot of the summer.
555
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,432
Fucking Fourth of July
to mid-August?
556
00:24:24,532 --> 00:24:26,200
That's like six weeks
of straight Profit Town.
557
00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:29,103
We can't cover three grand.
We're 1,600 bucks short.
558
00:24:29,203 --> 00:24:31,072
Yeah? So, look,
559
00:24:32,373 --> 00:24:34,041
I want to pitch you an idea.
560
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:36,177
The whole kit and caboodle?
561
00:24:37,311 --> 00:24:39,013
Yeah. Yes... Yes, ma'am.
562
00:24:41,248 --> 00:24:42,750
Take off those glasses.
563
00:24:43,684 --> 00:24:45,186
Is there a problem here?
564
00:24:49,957 --> 00:24:51,692
Goddamn.
I can't believe I let you
565
00:24:51,792 --> 00:24:53,427
talk me into
this diaper shit, Moose.
566
00:24:53,527 --> 00:24:56,530
Like I had to twist your arm at
18 percent, you fucking shyster.
567
00:24:57,298 --> 00:24:59,133
Plus, you're the one
without a joint account, dude.
568
00:24:59,233 --> 00:25:01,736
Why are we wearing suits?
We look like power players
569
00:25:01,836 --> 00:25:03,771
that come in and cash out 2K
in a New York minute.
570
00:25:03,871 --> 00:25:06,874
Oh, my God.
She's talking to the manager.
571
00:25:07,341 --> 00:25:08,709
[inaudible]
572
00:25:08,809 --> 00:25:10,244
Dude, don't get your tits
in a ringer.
573
00:25:10,344 --> 00:25:12,446
I bet it's just protocol
for any withdrawal over a grand.
574
00:25:12,546 --> 00:25:13,914
No, that's Neil Bruning.
575
00:25:14,015 --> 00:25:15,783
He's in bridge club
with my parents and his wife.
576
00:25:15,883 --> 00:25:18,152
Bruning can't say shit, bitch.
It's not a joint account.
577
00:25:18,252 --> 00:25:19,954
A.J.
578
00:25:20,054 --> 00:25:23,224
Pretty chunky withdrawal for
a school day, don't you think?
579
00:25:25,459 --> 00:25:27,395
[sighs]
We're entrepreneurs.
580
00:25:27,495 --> 00:25:28,929
All right, last on the agenda:
581
00:25:29,030 --> 00:25:31,532
the concession stand
out at Steinhart Pool.
582
00:25:31,632 --> 00:25:33,267
Scooter, I understand
the bids are in?
583
00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:37,071
Uh, just a single, Mike.
From Chris and Jeff Bravo.
584
00:25:37,171 --> 00:25:38,406
To the tune of--
585
00:25:38,507 --> 00:25:40,207
Hold on!
Hey, wait! Stop.
586
00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:45,012
That is three thousand
and one...
587
00:25:47,048 --> 00:25:48,215
USD.
588
00:25:48,315 --> 00:25:50,484
Our bid for the concession stand
at the Steinhart Pool.
589
00:25:50,584 --> 00:25:51,520
[Westcott]
In singles?
590
00:25:51,619 --> 00:25:52,887
Oh, it's a bit unorthodox,
591
00:25:52,987 --> 00:25:54,455
but the council
will consider all bids,
592
00:25:54,555 --> 00:25:55,656
proposed or otherwise.
593
00:25:55,756 --> 00:25:57,758
Correct, Mr. Mayor?
Aye.
594
00:25:58,225 --> 00:25:59,460
[Westcot]
And the Bravos?
595
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,562
[Scooter]
It looks like a check for...
596
00:26:02,930 --> 00:26:04,098
$300.
597
00:26:06,867 --> 00:26:08,235
[mayor]
Well, boys,
598
00:26:08,736 --> 00:26:11,072
you've got yourself
a Snack Shack.
599
00:26:11,172 --> 00:26:13,007
[all laughing]
600
00:26:13,107 --> 00:26:15,242
[phone ringing]
601
00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:19,246
[Judge] What the hellwere you two idiots thinking?
602
00:26:19,346 --> 00:26:20,549
We have spent the last two hours
603
00:26:20,648 --> 00:26:21,649
trying to track you down!
Where is that money?
604
00:26:21,749 --> 00:26:23,684
Here, that's 400 right there.
605
00:26:23,784 --> 00:26:25,386
[Jean] 400?
[Judge] Where's the rest?
606
00:26:25,486 --> 00:26:27,621
I've got Bruning telling me you
drained your savings account.
607
00:26:27,721 --> 00:26:29,423
This is tied
with the gambling, isn't it?
608
00:26:29,524 --> 00:26:31,192
No, Mrs. C--
[both] Shut the frick up!
609
00:26:31,292 --> 00:26:33,227
We went down
to the city council meeting
610
00:26:33,327 --> 00:26:36,464
and we bid on the Snack Shack
at Steinhart Pool, and we won.
611
00:26:36,565 --> 00:26:40,201
You bid $2,000 on the Snack
Shack at the swimming pool?
612
00:26:40,301 --> 00:26:41,836
Actually, we bid three.
613
00:26:41,936 --> 00:26:43,904
And that money there
is for supplies and stuff.
614
00:26:44,004 --> 00:26:45,773
[phone ringing]
Supplies and stuff?
615
00:26:45,873 --> 00:26:48,175
Jean! Hand me that damn phone!
616
00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:49,810
[ringing continues]
617
00:26:52,646 --> 00:26:54,115
Hello? Carters.
618
00:26:54,215 --> 00:26:55,683
Les?
619
00:26:55,783 --> 00:26:57,418
[Lester] I just founda still in my basement.
620
00:26:57,519 --> 00:26:59,820
The boys are making alcohol.
621
00:27:05,392 --> 00:27:08,162
I thought his waterbed
had popped, but it was hooch.
622
00:27:08,262 --> 00:27:10,698
Leaked out all the way
to the basement steps.
623
00:27:11,398 --> 00:27:13,067
[Moose]
It's a science project.
624
00:27:13,167 --> 00:27:15,202
Oh, bullshit!
625
00:27:16,505 --> 00:27:18,973
Five bucks says they were gonna
peddle this shit to kids.
626
00:27:19,073 --> 00:27:19,840
No.
627
00:27:19,940 --> 00:27:22,209
[sobbing]
No. No!
628
00:27:28,682 --> 00:27:31,118
[crying]
What is wrong with you?
629
00:27:41,596 --> 00:27:44,365
Hey, Dad? Can I say something?
630
00:27:45,966 --> 00:27:47,935
[radio announcer]
And our lucky 16th caller
631
00:27:48,035 --> 00:27:49,904
will receive not one,
632
00:27:50,004 --> 00:27:53,407
but two tickets to seeMannheim Steamroller live
633
00:27:53,508 --> 00:27:55,409
this Septemberat the Orpheum.
634
00:27:55,510 --> 00:27:58,712
Again, that's 187-3348
635
00:27:58,812 --> 00:28:00,147
for the studio line.
636
00:28:00,247 --> 00:28:01,882
Coming up at the topof the hour,
637
00:28:01,982 --> 00:28:05,286
we've got the Ag Report,followed by Party Line.
638
00:28:09,658 --> 00:28:10,791
How could you?
639
00:28:10,891 --> 00:28:13,294
That money was for college.
640
00:28:14,195 --> 00:28:15,829
Or a car.
641
00:28:20,434 --> 00:28:21,735
Mom...
642
00:28:21,835 --> 00:28:23,137
[car door slams]
643
00:28:23,237 --> 00:28:25,372
[soft music playing]
644
00:28:40,454 --> 00:28:41,355
Oh, man.
645
00:28:42,557 --> 00:28:43,924
This place is wrecked.
646
00:28:44,024 --> 00:28:46,493
It's a... It's a total shithole.
647
00:28:48,429 --> 00:28:49,396
Yeah.
648
00:28:50,965 --> 00:28:52,866
But it's our shithole.
649
00:29:08,583 --> 00:29:10,317
[sighs] Fuck.
650
00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:14,121
Where's the fridge?
651
00:29:14,221 --> 00:29:15,789
How the fuck should I know?
652
00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:19,026
There's no fridge.
There's no microwave.
653
00:29:19,927 --> 00:29:21,996
That's a double punch
to the dick.
654
00:29:22,096 --> 00:29:25,232
Why is the floor
so fucking sticky? God!
655
00:29:25,332 --> 00:29:26,834
And I'm pretty sure
that's rat shit.
656
00:29:26,934 --> 00:29:28,802
All right, bitch.
Let's get to work.
657
00:29:28,902 --> 00:29:30,404
We need this fucker
spick-and-span
658
00:29:30,505 --> 00:29:32,439
in case some inspector comes
sniffing around. I'm serious.
659
00:29:32,540 --> 00:29:34,875
Wait, wait, what the fuck
are you gonna do, Moose?
660
00:29:36,711 --> 00:29:38,078
Are you for real?
Yeah.
661
00:29:38,178 --> 00:29:40,014
I gotta handle
all the upper management shit.
662
00:29:40,114 --> 00:29:42,617
Upper management?
Fucko, we're ten days out.
663
00:29:42,717 --> 00:29:44,218
We don't have a candy
distributor locked.
664
00:29:44,318 --> 00:29:46,820
No chips. No pop. No fridge.
No nuker. No fucking money.
665
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,290
What do you think I'm doing?
We're absolutely fucked.
666
00:29:49,390 --> 00:29:50,491
No, we're not fucked.
667
00:29:50,592 --> 00:29:52,326
My parents are gonna send me
to military school.
668
00:29:52,426 --> 00:29:54,529
Calm the fuck down. No one's
going to military school.
669
00:29:54,629 --> 00:29:55,896
All right, look, have a smoke.
670
00:29:55,996 --> 00:29:57,264
[sighs] Okay.
671
00:29:58,566 --> 00:30:00,000
[sighs]
672
00:30:02,369 --> 00:30:05,172
New deal. We gotta resurrect
one of the old schemes.
673
00:30:05,272 --> 00:30:07,107
Make some quick cash
to float the first week.
674
00:30:07,207 --> 00:30:09,810
You still holding any Utilac?
I think I've got ten cans.
675
00:30:09,910 --> 00:30:12,046
Then we run Curbs-n-Candy.
With what candy, Moose?
676
00:30:12,146 --> 00:30:14,081
Those Boy Scout chocolates.
Those Turtles.
677
00:30:14,181 --> 00:30:16,483
No, that shit's pre-Webelos.
Who gives a shit?
678
00:30:16,584 --> 00:30:18,787
It's not like some old bird's
gonna check the expiration date.
679
00:30:18,886 --> 00:30:21,188
[scoffs] God.
You're subhuman.
680
00:30:21,288 --> 00:30:23,023
You know that, right?
[phone rings]
681
00:30:23,525 --> 00:30:25,326
Oh, shit, dude.
I bet that's the Aksarben rep.
682
00:30:25,426 --> 00:30:27,895
I left the payphone number
with some chick at corporate.
683
00:30:27,995 --> 00:30:29,731
Just scrub the vermin shit,
okay?
684
00:30:29,830 --> 00:30:31,231
I'll be back in a flash.
685
00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:48,115
[rattling]
Again, Mrs. Havercamp,
686
00:30:48,215 --> 00:30:51,519
we're talking a top-of-the-line,
aerosol-based Utilac 490.
687
00:30:51,619 --> 00:30:54,656
Aesthetically, it is
a stunning, high-gloss finish.
688
00:30:54,756 --> 00:30:57,091
Who are you with again?
SprayTech Industries, ma'am.
689
00:30:57,191 --> 00:30:59,694
We specialize in aerosol-based
paint solution.
690
00:30:59,794 --> 00:31:01,796
Wait, what is all this?
691
00:31:01,895 --> 00:31:06,066
Oh, we'll paint your address
on your street curb.
692
00:31:11,071 --> 00:31:12,640
No. I don't think so.
693
00:31:12,741 --> 00:31:17,444
Well, then might we offer you
a delicious four-pack
694
00:31:17,545 --> 00:31:20,347
of milk chocolate Turtles?
695
00:31:25,152 --> 00:31:27,087
[Moose]
Yo, here's the sitch.
696
00:31:28,355 --> 00:31:30,124
Homeboy's wanting to know
if we'd do two-fifty
697
00:31:30,224 --> 00:31:32,126
and all this for the paint job.
698
00:31:34,228 --> 00:31:36,363
Is that a bucket of golf balls?
Uh-huh.
699
00:31:36,463 --> 00:31:37,998
Come on, have some dignity,
Moose.
700
00:31:38,098 --> 00:31:39,601
No, dude, there are some
heavy hitters in here.
701
00:31:39,701 --> 00:31:41,001
Pings, Callaways.
702
00:31:41,101 --> 00:31:43,170
Fucking this dude's
clean as a whistle.
703
00:31:43,270 --> 00:31:44,539
Okay.
704
00:31:44,639 --> 00:31:46,907
I mean, I guess we could
go down to the golf course,
705
00:31:47,007 --> 00:31:48,843
gank a couple empty three-packs
from the dumpster
706
00:31:48,942 --> 00:31:50,411
behind the clubhouse,
dress them up like new.
707
00:31:50,512 --> 00:31:53,480
Dude, we can flip those bitches
for five bucks a pop.
708
00:31:54,181 --> 00:31:56,917
Yeah, okay, I'm in.
709
00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:02,524
[Moose]
Alrighty, Willy.
710
00:32:03,223 --> 00:32:04,391
Sold.
711
00:32:05,292 --> 00:32:07,194
[rattling]
712
00:32:08,929 --> 00:32:10,832
[Moose, laughing]
That's insane.
713
00:32:10,931 --> 00:32:13,601
Yeah, true story.
Come on in.
714
00:32:13,701 --> 00:32:15,637
Go on, take a seat.
Yo, dude.
715
00:32:15,737 --> 00:32:16,838
Change okay?
716
00:32:16,937 --> 00:32:18,706
Oh, yeah.
Count it, dude.
717
00:32:18,807 --> 00:32:20,508
Uh, okay, I noticed
718
00:32:20,608 --> 00:32:22,009
all these Wall Street Journals.
Jesus Christ.
719
00:32:22,109 --> 00:32:23,912
Ah! You want to play the market,
huh?
720
00:32:24,011 --> 00:32:26,413
Yes, yes. Big time.
Well...
721
00:32:27,916 --> 00:32:29,717
I've got two words for you.
722
00:32:32,386 --> 00:32:33,888
Tucson Electric.
723
00:32:34,021 --> 00:32:35,389
[A.J.]
Tucson Electric?
724
00:32:35,489 --> 00:32:37,892
Come on, that geezer's brain
was totally pickled.
725
00:32:37,991 --> 00:32:39,426
I don't think so, dude.
726
00:32:39,527 --> 00:32:41,328
Willy's got the skinny.
You see all those WSJs?
727
00:32:41,428 --> 00:32:43,497
Yeah, I saw them.
Half of them were yellow.
728
00:32:43,598 --> 00:32:45,032
1985 yellow.
729
00:32:45,132 --> 00:32:46,734
Fucking porch smelled like
a men's shelter.
730
00:32:46,835 --> 00:32:48,870
He's throwing us a bone
'cause he digs our vibe, dude.
731
00:32:48,969 --> 00:32:52,139
I'm telling you, we should think
about dumping like half our ROI
732
00:32:52,239 --> 00:32:53,708
into Tucson Electric.
Moose!
733
00:32:53,808 --> 00:32:56,043
We're running a bunch of schemes
to pay for the fuck-ups
734
00:32:56,143 --> 00:32:57,444
on a job we haven't
even started yet.
735
00:32:57,545 --> 00:33:00,113
Just keep an open mind, bitch.
Damn.
736
00:33:09,089 --> 00:33:11,391
[door opens and closes]
737
00:33:11,492 --> 00:33:12,627
[girl] Hey.
738
00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:15,028
Shit pig.
739
00:33:17,565 --> 00:33:18,999
You're looking low.
740
00:33:19,734 --> 00:33:21,235
Maybe this'll jazz things up.
741
00:33:22,069 --> 00:33:23,705
What do you think?
742
00:33:25,940 --> 00:33:27,174
It's hideous.
743
00:33:27,374 --> 00:33:30,143
Oh, come on. It's solid gold.
Hold that sucker up.
744
00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:34,749
[camera shutter clicks]
Wait...
745
00:33:35,683 --> 00:33:37,117
That's another keeper.
746
00:33:37,217 --> 00:33:39,587
It tells a story.
Like an evolution.
747
00:33:42,690 --> 00:33:43,958
An evolution?
748
00:33:44,057 --> 00:33:45,425
Yeah.
749
00:33:46,895 --> 00:33:48,128
Cool.
750
00:33:50,297 --> 00:33:52,165
So, what's your name?
751
00:33:52,667 --> 00:33:55,469
Whoa, shit pig.
Are you flirting with me?
752
00:33:56,938 --> 00:33:58,438
[door opens]
[Leah] Brooke?
753
00:33:58,540 --> 00:34:01,241
[Brooke] Yo.
Gimme a ride to Chompy Cone?
754
00:34:01,341 --> 00:34:03,711
Oh, yeah, sure. Hop in the Jeep,
girl. Buckle up.
755
00:34:06,681 --> 00:34:08,048
Hi, A.J.
756
00:34:08,650 --> 00:34:09,717
Hey.
757
00:34:11,451 --> 00:34:13,153
Summer jobs in Hicksville.
758
00:34:13,253 --> 00:34:15,389
[Jeep door opens and closes]
Any ideas?
759
00:34:15,857 --> 00:34:18,392
I don't do polo shirts
or visors.
760
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,529
I don't do polo shirts either,
so...
761
00:34:22,062 --> 00:34:24,097
Hmm, you are flirting with me.
762
00:34:26,133 --> 00:34:27,669
Oh, uh, can you swim?
763
00:34:30,638 --> 00:34:31,773
Yeah.
764
00:34:34,207 --> 00:34:35,577
Smell that?
765
00:34:36,744 --> 00:34:38,412
On par with pussy.
766
00:34:39,413 --> 00:34:43,518
Hey, you ever, uh, had a couple
boxes fall off the truck?
767
00:34:44,151 --> 00:34:46,119
I don't know
what you're talking about.
768
00:34:46,219 --> 00:34:48,488
Look, is your mom or dad around?
769
00:34:48,590 --> 00:34:50,592
I need a Hancock
to square up on this invoice.
770
00:34:50,692 --> 00:34:53,093
Nah, man, me and homeboy here
are 50/50 on this bitch.
771
00:34:53,193 --> 00:34:55,228
I'm the one that set
everything up with Donna at HQ.
772
00:34:55,329 --> 00:34:56,965
No shit.
Mm-hmm.
773
00:34:57,065 --> 00:34:59,232
So check it,
so that's $350 right there,
774
00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:00,500
but don't sweat the change.
775
00:35:00,602 --> 00:35:02,637
Are you gonna be
our regular driver, Dean?
776
00:35:02,737 --> 00:35:04,739
Yup. Thursdays around 11
if you got an order in.
777
00:35:04,839 --> 00:35:07,008
All right, here's a little
something for you.
778
00:35:07,107 --> 00:35:09,242
Seriously?
Yeah. Let me see that blade.
779
00:35:16,017 --> 00:35:17,484
Hold on to this.
780
00:35:18,086 --> 00:35:20,755
Bring it back if some peanut
M&M's ever fall off the truck.
781
00:35:20,855 --> 00:35:21,889
You feel me?
782
00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:24,458
[sighs]
783
00:35:28,428 --> 00:35:30,230
What the fuck are you doing?
784
00:35:30,898 --> 00:35:31,933
What do you mean?
785
00:35:32,934 --> 00:35:35,703
We're still short,
and you're bleeding out Grants
786
00:35:35,803 --> 00:35:37,805
to Dean the delivery guy?
787
00:35:37,905 --> 00:35:40,575
Yeah, but watch how it
boomerangs back, bitch. Tenfold.
788
00:35:40,675 --> 00:35:42,175
I don't want to watch it
boomerang back, Moose.
789
00:35:42,275 --> 00:35:44,177
I want to get out
of the fucking hole.
790
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,314
Lip thing.
791
00:35:47,849 --> 00:35:51,085
Look, there's a poker game
tonight at Duff Warfield's.
792
00:35:51,184 --> 00:35:52,352
Fifty-dollar buy-ins.
793
00:35:52,452 --> 00:35:53,888
We sweep that shit,
we're in like Flynn.
794
00:35:53,988 --> 00:35:54,956
First week's covered.
795
00:35:55,723 --> 00:35:57,959
And if we lose?
A.J., these guys are farm team.
796
00:35:58,059 --> 00:36:01,361
We're talking sure shot.
Like taking candy from a baby.
797
00:36:01,863 --> 00:36:03,665
You haven't even said shit
about the fridge yet.
798
00:36:03,765 --> 00:36:06,134
You're welcome.
Yeah, it fucking reeks.
799
00:36:06,701 --> 00:36:08,335
Where'd you get it?
Fusselman's.
800
00:36:08,435 --> 00:36:10,004
Sucker's only five years old.
801
00:36:10,104 --> 00:36:12,040
Can you believe
they'd dump this baby?
802
00:36:12,406 --> 00:36:15,543
You got our fridge
from the funeral home?
803
00:36:15,643 --> 00:36:16,911
Yeah. Nuker too.
804
00:36:17,011 --> 00:36:18,211
Shit was a steal on Party Line.
805
00:36:18,311 --> 00:36:19,981
Plus, they fucking delivered,
dude...
806
00:36:20,081 --> 00:36:21,415
for a small fee.
807
00:36:21,516 --> 00:36:23,518
Wait, what did you say?
Look, just get her stocked.
808
00:36:23,618 --> 00:36:25,753
Okay? Anything chocolate
goes in the freezer.
809
00:36:25,853 --> 00:36:28,056
I gotta move on some hot dogs
back at the IGA.
810
00:36:28,156 --> 00:36:30,792
They practically give them away
when they're down to the wire.
811
00:36:30,892 --> 00:36:32,459
Okay, I'll see you.
Wait...
812
00:36:35,395 --> 00:36:37,899
["Anything, Anything"
by Dramarama playing]
813
00:36:44,739 --> 00:36:46,874
♪ Okay,what is it tonight? ♪
814
00:36:48,976 --> 00:36:52,680
♪ Please just tell mewhat the hell is wrong ♪
815
00:36:53,648 --> 00:36:55,482
♪ Do you wanna eat?Do you wanna sleep? ♪
816
00:36:55,583 --> 00:36:57,085
♪ Do you wanna drown? ♪
817
00:36:57,185 --> 00:36:58,519
♪ Just settle down ♪
818
00:36:58,619 --> 00:37:00,755
♪ Settle down, settle down ♪
819
00:37:01,756 --> 00:37:04,458
♪ I'll give you give candy,give you diamonds ♪
820
00:37:04,559 --> 00:37:07,294
♪ Give you pills, I'll give youanything you want ♪
821
00:37:07,394 --> 00:37:09,597
Hey.
♪ Hundred-dollar bills ♪
822
00:37:10,464 --> 00:37:13,366
♪ I even let you hear the songsI want to sing ♪
823
00:37:13,467 --> 00:37:16,037
♪ I'll give you anything,anything, anything ♪
824
00:37:16,137 --> 00:37:17,471
What's up, shit pig?
825
00:37:18,773 --> 00:37:20,007
[turns music off]
826
00:37:21,308 --> 00:37:23,611
Those dance moves
are straight cringe.
827
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:26,581
Hmm.
828
00:37:26,981 --> 00:37:28,616
So is this your little hovel?
829
00:37:31,351 --> 00:37:33,320
Come on, give me a hand.
830
00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:35,556
[soft music playing]
831
00:37:43,296 --> 00:37:45,700
[sighs]
So...
832
00:37:46,466 --> 00:37:47,869
Talk to your boy yet?
833
00:37:50,238 --> 00:37:52,339
My... my boy?
834
00:37:53,708 --> 00:37:55,176
Yeah, about getting me a job?
835
00:37:55,275 --> 00:37:56,677
[Shane]
All right.
836
00:37:57,111 --> 00:37:58,846
Show me an armpit tow.
837
00:38:01,048 --> 00:38:02,449
On that skanky thing?
838
00:38:10,457 --> 00:38:11,592
Relax, shit pig.
839
00:38:11,692 --> 00:38:13,528
This doesn't mean
we're going steady.
840
00:38:14,061 --> 00:38:15,530
Can you stop
calling me that?
841
00:38:16,597 --> 00:38:17,698
Never.
842
00:38:21,334 --> 00:38:23,571
This doesn't feel like
your first rodeo.
843
00:38:24,872 --> 00:38:26,473
My daddy's an ex-PJ.
844
00:38:26,574 --> 00:38:28,810
So I spent the last two summers
fishing airmen out of the pool
845
00:38:28,910 --> 00:38:31,779
at Wright-Patterson,
just for shits and giggles.
846
00:38:32,312 --> 00:38:33,346
Holy shit.
847
00:38:33,981 --> 00:38:36,017
Well, I don't think I'm gonna
have to convince Ron.
848
00:38:36,818 --> 00:38:37,885
See you tomorrow.
849
00:38:38,820 --> 00:38:40,353
Roger, Wilco.
850
00:38:42,924 --> 00:38:44,091
[camera shutter clicks]
851
00:38:44,592 --> 00:38:46,426
For my scrapbook.
852
00:38:46,861 --> 00:38:48,029
All right.
853
00:38:49,030 --> 00:38:50,731
Walk me home, shit pig?
854
00:38:52,166 --> 00:38:54,101
I gotta get back to it.
855
00:38:54,202 --> 00:38:57,672
Still a lot of inventory
to sort, so...
856
00:38:59,874 --> 00:39:01,008
Got it.
857
00:39:01,408 --> 00:39:02,710
All right. See ya.
858
00:39:11,451 --> 00:39:12,920
Inventory to sort?
859
00:39:14,322 --> 00:39:15,790
That was just sad.
860
00:39:16,157 --> 00:39:17,992
I fucked up, didn't I?
861
00:39:18,425 --> 00:39:19,827
Yeah. Big time.
862
00:39:21,896 --> 00:39:23,430
Oh!
863
00:39:24,599 --> 00:39:27,535
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
864
00:39:28,970 --> 00:39:32,273
Shane! Oh, it's so good
to see you!
865
00:39:32,372 --> 00:39:33,341
Mm!
866
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,610
Huh. What is going on here, huh?
867
00:39:35,710 --> 00:39:38,779
[laughs] Oh, where did
your little boy go?
868
00:39:39,446 --> 00:39:41,649
I'm so glad that you're home
safe and sound.
869
00:39:41,749 --> 00:39:44,785
Must've been awful over there.
Oh, it was a cakewalk, Mrs. C.
870
00:39:44,886 --> 00:39:47,454
Kuwait wasn't a cakewalk.
He's being modest.
871
00:39:47,555 --> 00:39:48,923
[Shane]
Two hundred and fifteen days
872
00:39:49,023 --> 00:39:51,491
of rear echelon,
non-potable water distro.
873
00:39:51,592 --> 00:39:53,728
Cakewalk City, BFE.
874
00:39:53,828 --> 00:39:56,964
BFE?
Hey, Shane. Watch this.
875
00:39:57,064 --> 00:39:58,232
[laughs]
876
00:39:58,332 --> 00:39:59,767
[Shane]
Pretty good.
877
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,169
Hey, another beer, Judge?
878
00:40:02,270 --> 00:40:03,738
[Judge]
Well, all right.
879
00:40:07,808 --> 00:40:08,843
Wow.
880
00:40:09,744 --> 00:40:12,146
Oh, no. No, no, no.
I don't think so.
881
00:40:12,246 --> 00:40:14,315
Absolutely not.
Oh, come on.
882
00:40:14,414 --> 00:40:16,050
No one ever got worked up
when I was 15.
883
00:40:16,150 --> 00:40:17,585
He's 14.
884
00:40:17,685 --> 00:40:19,486
You know that him and Moose
have been making their own.
885
00:40:19,587 --> 00:40:21,122
I might've heard something
about that.
886
00:40:21,222 --> 00:40:23,391
I'm glad you're gonna be keeping
an eye on him at the pool,
887
00:40:23,490 --> 00:40:26,027
because he is one step away
from Nemaha Valley.
888
00:40:26,127 --> 00:40:28,362
Oh, come on.
That place is a torture chamber.
889
00:40:28,461 --> 00:40:29,864
He'd come out a robot.
890
00:40:29,964 --> 00:40:31,966
He could use a little bit
of that straight and narrow.
891
00:40:32,066 --> 00:40:33,901
You know, his father and I
are waiting to see
892
00:40:34,001 --> 00:40:35,770
if there's an open slot
this fall.
893
00:40:35,870 --> 00:40:37,437
Have you seen him
at the pool yet?
894
00:40:37,538 --> 00:40:39,373
At the Snack Shack?
He is busting his butt.
895
00:40:39,472 --> 00:40:41,042
He's totally dialed,
I'm telling you.
896
00:40:42,310 --> 00:40:43,811
Hey there.
Hey.
897
00:40:43,911 --> 00:40:45,846
Future BMOC.
898
00:40:45,947 --> 00:40:48,316
What's all that business?
Sigma Chi handshake.
899
00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:51,185
A little birdie said
someone's pledging.
900
00:40:51,285 --> 00:40:52,787
[cawing]
[Judge laughs]
901
00:40:52,887 --> 00:40:54,555
Yeah, I guess that's the plan.
902
00:40:54,655 --> 00:40:56,791
Ooh! That's a solid plan.
903
00:40:56,891 --> 00:40:59,927
But the little birdie
did not mention a major.
904
00:41:00,027 --> 00:41:03,297
I'm thinking maybe Poly Sci,
Econ. Who knows?
905
00:41:03,397 --> 00:41:06,834
Well, just don't bury your nose
too deep in those books.
906
00:41:06,934 --> 00:41:10,338
There's a lot of
extracurriculars at the house,
907
00:41:10,438 --> 00:41:11,539
you feel me?
908
00:41:11,639 --> 00:41:14,075
[both laugh]
Yeah.
909
00:41:14,775 --> 00:41:17,178
Law school?
Oh, still on my mind, Judge.
910
00:41:17,278 --> 00:41:19,513
Still on my mind.
Good answer.
911
00:41:19,613 --> 00:41:21,182
He's got an eye
on Northwestern.
912
00:41:21,282 --> 00:41:23,918
Now, if you need a letter
of recommendation, anything,
913
00:41:24,018 --> 00:41:25,753
you let me know.
914
00:41:28,022 --> 00:41:29,156
Taking notes?
915
00:41:29,256 --> 00:41:30,324
On what?
916
00:41:30,424 --> 00:41:31,625
Everything.
917
00:41:31,726 --> 00:41:34,595
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
918
00:41:37,298 --> 00:41:38,899
Don't let 'em get you down,
Eagle.
919
00:41:40,401 --> 00:41:43,804
You and Moose are OG as fuck.
They just don't know it yet.
920
00:41:46,907 --> 00:41:50,011
Hey, at least your life
isn't mapped out to a T
921
00:41:50,111 --> 00:41:51,579
for the next six years.
922
00:41:53,748 --> 00:41:55,383
You really pledging
Sigma Chi?
923
00:41:55,483 --> 00:41:56,484
Fuck no.
924
00:41:56,584 --> 00:41:58,019
[laughs]
925
00:42:03,524 --> 00:42:05,092
What's all this?
926
00:42:05,192 --> 00:42:08,596
Oh. Asymmetric warfare.
927
00:42:09,363 --> 00:42:11,532
Alaska. Next summer.
928
00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:13,534
You want in?
929
00:42:13,634 --> 00:42:15,369
I was planning on flying solo,
930
00:42:15,469 --> 00:42:17,772
but I'd make an exception
in your case.
931
00:42:17,872 --> 00:42:20,274
No, Jean'll never let me
go to Alaska.
932
00:42:20,374 --> 00:42:21,842
Oh, don't worry about Jean.
933
00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:24,612
I'll guilt her into it.
934
00:42:24,712 --> 00:42:26,447
You got totally hosed
on Philmont last summer,
935
00:42:26,547 --> 00:42:27,782
and she knows it.
936
00:42:31,685 --> 00:42:33,154
Hit that fucker.
937
00:42:36,557 --> 00:42:37,758
Mm.
938
00:42:39,627 --> 00:42:41,862
Kenai. Kodiak.
939
00:42:42,963 --> 00:42:43,998
Denali.
940
00:42:44,698 --> 00:42:46,167
That's grizzly bear country.
941
00:42:47,501 --> 00:42:48,602
You chickenshit?
942
00:42:50,171 --> 00:42:51,739
Hardly.
[scoffs]
943
00:43:00,815 --> 00:43:03,084
So, what's something
like this cost?
944
00:43:04,285 --> 00:43:06,555
You scrape together a grand
and you're in.
945
00:43:06,654 --> 00:43:09,356
That'll cover park passes,
chow, gear...
946
00:43:10,357 --> 00:43:11,759
bear spray.
947
00:43:12,126 --> 00:43:13,461
[both laugh]
948
00:43:13,562 --> 00:43:16,931
I'll float gas,
everything else.
949
00:43:17,465 --> 00:43:18,365
Are you serious?
950
00:43:18,466 --> 00:43:19,934
As cancer.
951
00:43:20,734 --> 00:43:23,938
Fourth of July
to August 9th, 1992.
952
00:43:27,576 --> 00:43:28,943
What do you say?
953
00:43:30,377 --> 00:43:31,812
You in or out, Eagle Scout?
954
00:43:32,313 --> 00:43:34,048
In. Yeah. Big time.
955
00:43:35,082 --> 00:43:36,283
All right.
956
00:43:38,452 --> 00:43:39,920
What's that?
[inhaling]
957
00:43:46,327 --> 00:43:47,862
[coughs]
958
00:43:49,930 --> 00:43:51,665
Am I doing this right?
959
00:43:52,601 --> 00:43:54,068
Not really feeling anything.
960
00:43:54,168 --> 00:43:55,736
Just give it a sec.
961
00:43:56,403 --> 00:43:58,072
This is good KB from Iowa City.
962
00:44:04,678 --> 00:44:05,980
[inhales sharply]
963
00:44:08,449 --> 00:44:09,984
[leaves rustling]
964
00:44:13,220 --> 00:44:14,321
Moose.
965
00:44:15,322 --> 00:44:16,790
You feeling anything?
966
00:44:20,494 --> 00:44:21,729
Hold this.
967
00:44:22,329 --> 00:44:23,430
Thanks.
968
00:44:34,175 --> 00:44:37,244
Yo, I think your boy's
a scratch on the poker game.
969
00:44:39,713 --> 00:44:41,682
I think I am starting
to feel something.
970
00:44:42,683 --> 00:44:44,084
Are you all in?
971
00:44:46,053 --> 00:44:46,987
Eagle?
972
00:44:47,589 --> 00:44:48,689
[fading out]
Are you all in?
973
00:44:48,789 --> 00:44:50,191
[insects chittering loudly]
974
00:44:52,126 --> 00:44:53,494
[normal volume]
Hey, Eagle.
975
00:44:53,595 --> 00:44:55,229
All you all in?
976
00:44:56,430 --> 00:44:57,431
Hey.
977
00:44:57,532 --> 00:44:59,366
Buddy. Are you all in?
978
00:44:59,466 --> 00:45:02,069
[Randy] In or out, zombie.
I don't have all fucking night.
979
00:45:02,169 --> 00:45:04,772
I still want to diddle your mom
before curfew.
980
00:45:06,907 --> 00:45:08,610
Fucking smoke this chump.
He's bluffing.
981
00:45:08,709 --> 00:45:10,110
Mm, we're totally fucked,
aren't we?
982
00:45:10,211 --> 00:45:11,712
Hey, shut the fuck up, Moose.
[Randy] Come on!
983
00:45:11,812 --> 00:45:13,747
Shit or get off the pot!
984
00:45:17,384 --> 00:45:19,753
["The Good, the Bad & the Ugly"
theme playing]
985
00:45:28,362 --> 00:45:30,030
[sizzles]
986
00:45:40,474 --> 00:45:41,942
All in.
987
00:45:42,810 --> 00:45:44,144
My boy's all in.
988
00:45:44,778 --> 00:45:46,480
[spectators chuckle]
989
00:45:46,581 --> 00:45:48,249
A.J., this is literally
everything.
990
00:45:52,486 --> 00:45:56,423
Full boat. Kings over eights.
Read it and weep, bitch.
991
00:46:20,414 --> 00:46:21,448
Fuck!
992
00:46:21,549 --> 00:46:22,416
Oh!
993
00:46:22,517 --> 00:46:23,652
[screams]
994
00:46:23,752 --> 00:46:25,419
[Moose] Holy fuck!
995
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:26,920
How the fuck
do you lose?
996
00:46:27,021 --> 00:46:29,089
Hey, Randy,
I got something for you!
997
00:46:29,189 --> 00:46:30,491
That's my fucking boy
right there!
998
00:46:30,592 --> 00:46:32,159
Wait! Hold on! Here it is!
999
00:46:32,259 --> 00:46:33,160
Fuck you!
1000
00:46:33,260 --> 00:46:35,229
Go fuck yourself, Moose.
How about that?
1001
00:46:35,329 --> 00:46:37,931
Pleasure doing business
with you boys. Thank you.
1002
00:46:38,032 --> 00:46:39,166
Go fuck yourself, Shane.
1003
00:46:39,266 --> 00:46:41,603
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you!
1004
00:46:41,703 --> 00:46:42,637
You're fucking walking home.
1005
00:46:42,737 --> 00:46:44,071
[chips rattle]
1006
00:46:44,706 --> 00:46:46,106
[excited chatter]
1007
00:46:46,641 --> 00:46:48,809
[cheering and whooping]
1008
00:46:50,844 --> 00:46:52,514
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1009
00:46:52,614 --> 00:46:55,684
Yeah! Trying to punk on us!
Yeah! [indistinct shouting]
1010
00:46:55,784 --> 00:46:57,652
Goddamn Eagle!
1011
00:46:57,752 --> 00:46:59,253
Suck my dick, bitch!
1012
00:46:59,353 --> 00:47:00,120
[cackles]
1013
00:47:00,220 --> 00:47:01,690
All right, hold on, bitches!
1014
00:47:01,790 --> 00:47:03,424
[tires squeal]
1015
00:47:09,263 --> 00:47:12,466
♪ I feel depressed,I feel so bad ♪
1016
00:47:14,868 --> 00:47:18,472
♪ 'Cause you're the best girlthat I've ever had ♪
1017
00:47:18,573 --> 00:47:19,507
[whooping]
1018
00:47:21,041 --> 00:47:24,445
♪ I can't get your love... ♪
Gimme some fries.
1019
00:47:24,546 --> 00:47:25,547
[blabbering]
1020
00:47:25,647 --> 00:47:27,281
Get out of here,
you fucking puke.
1021
00:47:27,381 --> 00:47:30,585
♪ Oh little girl,psychotic reaction ♪
1022
00:47:31,218 --> 00:47:33,153
♪ And it feels like this ♪
1023
00:47:33,253 --> 00:47:34,589
[cackling]
1024
00:47:34,689 --> 00:47:36,524
[drunken cheering]
1025
00:47:38,125 --> 00:47:39,893
[beer cans hissing open]
1026
00:47:39,993 --> 00:47:41,862
[crowd]
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
1027
00:47:41,962 --> 00:47:44,566
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
1028
00:47:44,666 --> 00:47:46,266
[cheering continues]
1029
00:47:46,367 --> 00:47:47,468
[coughing]
1030
00:47:54,576 --> 00:47:56,611
[phone ringing]
1031
00:47:59,814 --> 00:48:01,448
[phone ringing]
[water splashing]
1032
00:48:09,123 --> 00:48:11,125
[phone ringing continues]
1033
00:48:15,563 --> 00:48:16,930
Hello?
1034
00:48:17,030 --> 00:48:18,700
[Moose] Why the fuckare you still at home, dude?
1035
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,501
It's 9:30.This fucker's packed.
1036
00:48:20,602 --> 00:48:22,169
[gasps] The pool?
1037
00:48:22,269 --> 00:48:24,138
[Moose] No shit, Sherlock!Get your ass down here!
1038
00:48:24,238 --> 00:48:26,306
The Coke guy's droppingthe syrup tanks in five.
1039
00:48:26,407 --> 00:48:29,443
Okay, okay. I'm out the door.
Whoa! Do you have ice? Forgot.
1040
00:48:29,544 --> 00:48:31,311
What?
You gotta bring me ice, dude.
1041
00:48:31,412 --> 00:48:33,648
How am I supposed to bring--?
[phone line disconnects]
1042
00:48:45,860 --> 00:48:47,127
Fucking...
1043
00:48:56,538 --> 00:48:59,106
Get off the cooler, dipshit.
These bags are half water.
1044
00:49:00,073 --> 00:49:01,543
Slam this fucker.
1045
00:49:01,942 --> 00:49:03,177
[sighs]
Slam it.
1046
00:49:05,412 --> 00:49:06,447
[gasps]
1047
00:49:06,548 --> 00:49:09,183
Why is the slider down?
A.J., we're in.
1048
00:49:10,017 --> 00:49:11,151
Buck fifty in 20 minutes.
1049
00:49:11,251 --> 00:49:12,787
You fucking kidding?
No!
1050
00:49:12,887 --> 00:49:14,455
Calling it now.
1051
00:49:14,556 --> 00:49:15,890
[kids shouting]
1052
00:49:16,023 --> 00:49:18,660
["Nobody But Me"
by The Human Beinz playing]
1053
00:49:20,929 --> 00:49:22,463
Thousand-dollar day.
1054
00:49:24,131 --> 00:49:27,134
All right, animals.
Make some fucking lines.
1055
00:49:27,234 --> 00:49:28,969
Let's do this shit.
1056
00:49:29,069 --> 00:49:31,171
♪ No, no, no, nobody can do ♪
1057
00:49:31,271 --> 00:49:33,106
♪ The shing-a-ling like I do ♪
1058
00:49:33,207 --> 00:49:36,210
♪ Nobody can do the skatelike I do ♪
1059
00:49:36,310 --> 00:49:39,848
♪ Nobody can do boogaloolike I do ♪
1060
00:49:39,948 --> 00:49:41,415
Who wanted the M&Ms?
1061
00:49:41,883 --> 00:49:42,917
Coke, please.
1062
00:49:43,016 --> 00:49:44,586
Four hunds, baby!
1063
00:49:45,887 --> 00:49:46,821
Yeah!
1064
00:49:46,921 --> 00:49:48,055
[laughs]
1065
00:49:48,155 --> 00:49:49,824
♪ Nobody but me ♪
1066
00:49:49,924 --> 00:49:51,659
♪ I'm gonna skateright through ♪
1067
00:49:51,759 --> 00:49:54,027
♪ Ain't nobody do itbut me, babe ♪
1068
00:49:54,127 --> 00:49:55,496
♪ Nobody but me ♪
1069
00:49:55,597 --> 00:49:57,064
♪ Well, let me tell younobody ♪
1070
00:49:58,633 --> 00:49:59,701
♪ Nobody but me ♪
1071
00:49:59,801 --> 00:50:01,769
Nine-fifty, baby!
1072
00:50:02,570 --> 00:50:03,571
Nine-fifty?
1073
00:50:04,104 --> 00:50:05,740
Nine-fucking-fifty?
1074
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:09,209
Nine-fifty?
[both scream]
1075
00:50:09,309 --> 00:50:11,613
♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
1076
00:50:11,713 --> 00:50:13,681
♪ Nobody ♪
1077
00:50:13,781 --> 00:50:14,816
[microwave dings]
1078
00:50:14,916 --> 00:50:17,084
Moose, I'm all out of ammo!
1079
00:50:17,184 --> 00:50:18,520
Last mag, homey.
1080
00:50:19,687 --> 00:50:21,321
Eleven hundred clams!
1081
00:50:21,421 --> 00:50:23,490
I never doubted you.
You know that, right?
1082
00:50:23,591 --> 00:50:25,793
Oh, you fucking doubted me
big-time.
1083
00:50:26,794 --> 00:50:28,462
Oh, shit. We got a tank down.
1084
00:50:28,563 --> 00:50:29,697
I'm on it.
1085
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,536
Hey, shit pig.
1086
00:50:35,335 --> 00:50:36,738
Can you float me a Diet Coke?
1087
00:50:36,838 --> 00:50:38,472
Shit pig?
1088
00:50:40,875 --> 00:50:42,442
Uh, Moose. Diet Coke?
1089
00:50:42,544 --> 00:50:45,279
♪ No, no, no, no,no, no, no, no ♪
1090
00:50:45,379 --> 00:50:47,080
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪
1091
00:50:47,180 --> 00:50:48,683
There you go.
1092
00:50:50,117 --> 00:50:51,418
Thanks.
1093
00:50:52,052 --> 00:50:53,353
Cute friend.
1094
00:50:53,788 --> 00:50:56,591
♪ Oh, yeah, nobody ♪
1095
00:50:56,691 --> 00:50:59,827
♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
1096
00:50:59,928 --> 00:51:00,962
♪ Nobody ♪
1097
00:51:01,061 --> 00:51:02,564
You fucking know
that chick?
1098
00:51:02,997 --> 00:51:03,932
♪ Nobody ♪
1099
00:51:04,599 --> 00:51:07,902
Sixteen fifty
and thirty-five cents!
1100
00:51:08,335 --> 00:51:10,638
Holy fucking shit, dude.
1101
00:51:10,738 --> 00:51:12,740
Like I said,
I never doubted you, Moose.
1102
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:14,308
What the fuck
are you doing?
1103
00:51:14,408 --> 00:51:16,076
It's Kojak in the waterfall,
right?
1104
00:51:16,209 --> 00:51:18,646
Kojak in the waterfall?
No, after the Aksarben order.
1105
00:51:18,746 --> 00:51:23,383
Coca-Cola. Chips.
Hot dogs. Buns. Ketchup. Ice.
1106
00:51:24,953 --> 00:51:26,253
This is you.
1107
00:51:26,353 --> 00:51:28,823
Thank you.
Drop it!
1108
00:51:29,691 --> 00:51:31,559
This is mine.
No. The money or the wing.
1109
00:51:31,659 --> 00:51:33,360
You cannot have both.
1110
00:51:34,596 --> 00:51:35,597
Fine.
1111
00:51:36,163 --> 00:51:37,532
It's all you.
1112
00:51:37,966 --> 00:51:39,333
[sighs]
1113
00:51:39,433 --> 00:51:40,602
[grunts]
1114
00:51:48,342 --> 00:51:50,778
[door opens and closes
in distance]
1115
00:51:50,878 --> 00:51:51,980
[faint chatter]
1116
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:54,616
[soft music playing]
1117
00:51:59,152 --> 00:52:00,722
[indistinct chatter]
1118
00:52:16,269 --> 00:52:17,805
Busted, creeper.
1119
00:52:17,905 --> 00:52:19,707
Get the hell out of here, chud!
1120
00:52:19,807 --> 00:52:20,875
God!
1121
00:52:31,251 --> 00:52:32,787
[inaudible]
1122
00:52:41,395 --> 00:52:43,598
[man] Nice wheels, douchebag!
1123
00:53:00,213 --> 00:53:01,616
[Brooke laughing]
1124
00:53:02,182 --> 00:53:04,585
Love the wagon,
shit pig.
1125
00:53:04,686 --> 00:53:05,853
[both laugh]
1126
00:53:06,521 --> 00:53:08,656
I'll see you tonight.
You know it.
1127
00:53:12,492 --> 00:53:13,528
Hey.
1128
00:53:14,562 --> 00:53:16,430
Guess who just asked out
the new chick?
1129
00:53:17,899 --> 00:53:19,901
What? No.
1130
00:53:21,035 --> 00:53:22,369
Who? Brooke?
1131
00:53:24,005 --> 00:53:25,673
Is that her name?
1132
00:53:27,608 --> 00:53:28,876
Ah.
1133
00:53:29,242 --> 00:53:30,878
Night swim, baby!
1134
00:53:31,445 --> 00:53:32,279
Mm.
1135
00:53:32,647 --> 00:53:35,282
Better get the pussy fingers
limbered up, dude.
1136
00:53:36,084 --> 00:53:37,118
Fuck.
1137
00:53:37,585 --> 00:53:38,986
Here's the kicker, though,
1138
00:53:39,087 --> 00:53:40,454
so don't go getting
all worked up, okay?
1139
00:53:40,555 --> 00:53:42,590
I promised her
we'd double.
1140
00:53:44,324 --> 00:53:46,928
What?
Yeah, me and her, you and Leah.
1141
00:53:51,199 --> 00:53:52,533
♪ Surprise, surprise ♪
1142
00:53:52,633 --> 00:53:54,267
♪ So you rub your eyes ♪
1143
00:53:54,736 --> 00:53:58,673
♪ Never knew UDSso cool as ice? ♪
1144
00:53:59,306 --> 00:54:02,844
♪ Profiles are lowas soon as we go ♪
1145
00:54:02,944 --> 00:54:07,447
♪ As a breeze straight froma deeper shade of soul ♪
1146
00:54:09,016 --> 00:54:10,484
[grunts]
1147
00:54:14,421 --> 00:54:16,124
[water splashes]
[Brooke yelps]
1148
00:54:16,224 --> 00:54:17,859
[Leah]
I can't do it, A.J.
1149
00:54:17,959 --> 00:54:20,895
Just the thought of it
is making me dizzy.
1150
00:54:21,863 --> 00:54:23,197
It's okay.
1151
00:54:23,296 --> 00:54:25,933
I'll swim out and get you
if you freak.
1152
00:54:26,299 --> 00:54:27,935
I don't know.
It's so high up.
1153
00:54:33,074 --> 00:54:35,543
[Moose and Brooke laughing]
1154
00:54:36,511 --> 00:54:38,079
Hey, I bet you five bucks
1155
00:54:38,179 --> 00:54:40,815
I can swim over to the
high-dive board on one breath.
1156
00:54:43,050 --> 00:54:44,351
You're on, bitch.
Yeah?
1157
00:54:44,451 --> 00:54:46,053
Yeah.
[inhales sharply]
1158
00:54:47,255 --> 00:54:48,656
[laughs]
1159
00:54:57,565 --> 00:54:59,767
[soft music playing]
1160
00:55:10,511 --> 00:55:12,914
Why you sad-sacking
in the five foot, shit pig?
1161
00:55:13,714 --> 00:55:14,749
I'm not.
1162
00:55:15,583 --> 00:55:17,018
Stop calling me that.
1163
00:55:18,953 --> 00:55:20,822
[whispers] Shit pig.
1164
00:55:23,624 --> 00:55:26,027
[whoops and laughs]
1165
00:55:27,195 --> 00:55:28,863
Fuck yeah, girl!
1166
00:55:30,463 --> 00:55:32,900
That's a one and done!
1167
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,769
I'm going for it, A.J.
1168
00:55:35,570 --> 00:55:37,404
[screams]
[Moose] Whoo!
1169
00:55:38,371 --> 00:55:40,340
[Leah] Ow.
[Moose] You okay?
1170
00:55:41,108 --> 00:55:42,577
[Leah coughs]
1171
00:55:44,212 --> 00:55:45,412
What are you doing?
1172
00:55:45,847 --> 00:55:48,950
Jeez, my abdomen
still feels like it's on fire.
1173
00:55:51,652 --> 00:55:53,321
Hey, are you cold?
Do you want my shirt?
1174
00:55:53,955 --> 00:55:57,325
What? It's like 80 degrees out,
weirdo.
1175
00:55:58,860 --> 00:56:00,393
Okay. Stop!
1176
00:56:00,493 --> 00:56:02,362
[laughing]
Yo. Yo, guys. Get over.
1177
00:56:02,462 --> 00:56:03,898
[rock music blaring]
1178
00:56:03,998 --> 00:56:05,233
What the fuck?
1179
00:56:05,333 --> 00:56:06,767
[Moose] Just back it up.
[A.J.] Leah.
1180
00:56:07,835 --> 00:56:10,705
Come and jerk my nuts,
motherfucker!
1181
00:56:10,805 --> 00:56:12,874
[Moose] Fuck you, bitch!
[A.J.] Fucking bitch!
1182
00:56:12,974 --> 00:56:14,141
Who the fuck?
1183
00:56:15,009 --> 00:56:16,811
Fucking pussies!
1184
00:56:21,082 --> 00:56:22,750
[tires screech]
1185
00:56:24,685 --> 00:56:26,120
[A.J.]
Oh, shit.
1186
00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:27,588
Fuck, dude,
they're doubling back.
1187
00:56:27,688 --> 00:56:29,690
Yeah, we'll fucking show them.
What?
1188
00:56:30,258 --> 00:56:32,293
Fuck.
Let's fuck 'em up.
1189
00:56:32,927 --> 00:56:34,862
What are you gonna do?
Don't worry about it.
1190
00:56:34,962 --> 00:56:36,330
Stay there one second.
All right.
1191
00:56:36,429 --> 00:56:37,999
Three, two, one.
1192
00:56:38,099 --> 00:56:39,133
[grunts]
1193
00:56:39,967 --> 00:56:41,235
Fuck you!
1194
00:56:41,602 --> 00:56:42,870
[tires screech]
1195
00:56:42,970 --> 00:56:44,437
[A.J.] Shit, dude,
that's not the same car.
1196
00:56:44,538 --> 00:56:46,207
That's the car.
That's a fucking cop.
1197
00:56:46,307 --> 00:56:48,209
That's not a fucking cop.
1198
00:56:48,309 --> 00:56:49,810
[sirens blare]
1199
00:56:49,911 --> 00:56:51,512
[tires squeal]
1200
00:56:51,612 --> 00:56:53,446
Fuck, we gotta go.
We gotta go. We gotta go.
1201
00:56:53,547 --> 00:56:55,516
[intense rock music playing]
1202
00:56:55,616 --> 00:56:57,251
[all laughing]
1203
00:56:57,351 --> 00:56:58,719
[Moose whooping]
[A.J.] Guys, left.
1204
00:56:58,819 --> 00:57:01,088
Come on, this way.
This way. Leah, get down.
1205
00:57:02,123 --> 00:57:03,157
Come on.
1206
00:57:09,063 --> 00:57:10,598
[police radio chatter]
1207
00:57:12,333 --> 00:57:16,270
5-7 Nebraska City. 10-59.
1208
00:57:16,370 --> 00:57:17,672
We have four...
[car drives off]
1209
00:57:18,105 --> 00:57:20,975
A.J., this is scary.
I want to go home.
1210
00:57:21,075 --> 00:57:22,176
Okay.
1211
00:57:22,276 --> 00:57:24,011
Just stay here, okay?
1212
00:57:25,913 --> 00:57:27,014
A.J.
1213
00:57:28,015 --> 00:57:29,517
[panting]
1214
00:57:30,051 --> 00:57:31,619
Moose?
1215
00:57:37,792 --> 00:57:38,859
Brooke!
1216
00:57:53,607 --> 00:57:55,276
[aluminum slider door opens]
1217
00:57:55,376 --> 00:57:57,578
[Moose] Holy shit!
1218
00:57:57,678 --> 00:57:59,714
Look at all
these little fuckers, dude!
1219
00:57:59,814 --> 00:58:02,149
All right, back up.
Make some lines.
1220
00:58:02,249 --> 00:58:04,251
Make some fucking lines.
Goddamn.
1221
00:58:04,352 --> 00:58:05,953
Handle this shit, dude.
1222
00:58:06,988 --> 00:58:08,589
[inaudible]
1223
00:58:10,891 --> 00:58:11,926
Give me a Butterfinger,
dickhead.
1224
00:58:12,026 --> 00:58:13,794
Give me a Chick-O-Stick
and suicide.
1225
00:58:13,894 --> 00:58:15,730
Can I get a Kit Kat?
Give me some Sugar Babies.
1226
00:58:15,830 --> 00:58:18,833
Got Fun Dip?
How many Freeze Pops for $1?
1227
00:58:18,933 --> 00:58:20,534
Yo, could I get a Twix,
a hot dog and a Sprite, please?
1228
00:58:20,634 --> 00:58:22,403
[boy] I'll take
a Butterfinger, a Kit Kat,
1229
00:58:22,502 --> 00:58:23,537
and a Diet Coke.
1230
00:58:23,671 --> 00:58:25,606
[boy 2]
Can I have a hot dog?
1231
00:58:26,574 --> 00:58:28,142
Give me a hot dog, kid.
1232
00:58:28,242 --> 00:58:29,710
[microwave dings]
1233
00:58:38,419 --> 00:58:40,855
The fuck dogs,
they cost more?
1234
00:58:41,722 --> 00:58:43,124
Seventy-five cents more.
1235
00:58:44,091 --> 00:58:45,559
Cool.
Cool.
1236
00:58:48,996 --> 00:58:50,164
[Moose] Heyo!
1237
00:58:54,969 --> 00:58:57,405
Hey! What do you want, kid?
Can I get a fuck dog?
1238
00:58:57,506 --> 00:58:59,807
Fuck dog?
Get the fuck out of here.
1239
00:58:59,907 --> 00:59:01,642
What's this goob
talking about?
1240
00:59:01,742 --> 00:59:03,277
Just write "fuck" on it
with ketchup.
1241
00:59:03,377 --> 00:59:05,046
Charge them 75 cents more.
1242
00:59:06,914 --> 00:59:10,084
That's fucking genius, dude.
Yes, I can get you a fuck dog.
1243
00:59:10,184 --> 00:59:12,753
Our markup's
already 80 percent, dude.
1244
00:59:13,187 --> 00:59:16,557
Fuck dogs!
Get your fuck dogs right here!
1245
00:59:16,657 --> 00:59:19,627
Fuck dogs!
Get your fuck dogs, fuckers!
1246
00:59:19,727 --> 00:59:21,595
["Unbelievable" by EMF playing]
1247
00:59:24,598 --> 00:59:26,233
[all shouting]
1248
00:59:27,068 --> 00:59:28,169
[inaudible]
1249
00:59:28,903 --> 00:59:30,805
♪ You burden mewith your questions ♪
1250
00:59:30,905 --> 00:59:33,074
♪ You'd have me tell no lies ♪
1251
00:59:33,174 --> 00:59:36,010
♪ You're always askingwhat it's all about ♪
1252
00:59:36,110 --> 00:59:38,045
♪ But don't listento my replies ♪
1253
00:59:38,145 --> 00:59:40,581
♪ You say to meI don't talk enough ♪
1254
00:59:40,681 --> 00:59:42,883
♪ But when I do I'm a fool ♪
1255
00:59:42,983 --> 00:59:44,852
♪ These times I've spentI've realized ♪
1256
00:59:44,952 --> 00:59:47,421
♪ I'm going to shoot throughand leave you ♪
1257
00:59:47,522 --> 00:59:49,323
♪ The things you say ♪
1258
00:59:49,423 --> 00:59:51,926
♪ Your purple prosejust give you away ♪
1259
00:59:52,026 --> 00:59:54,762
♪ The things you say ♪
1260
00:59:54,862 --> 00:59:56,997
♪ You're unbelievable ♪
1261
00:59:57,098 --> 00:59:57,932
♪ Oh! ♪
1262
00:59:58,032 --> 00:59:59,767
[inaudible]
1263
01:00:05,639 --> 01:00:07,041
[inaudible]
1264
01:00:15,382 --> 01:00:17,418
♪ Seemingly lastless,don't mean you can ask us ♪
1265
01:00:17,519 --> 01:00:20,087
♪ Pushing down the relative,bringing out your higher self ♪
1266
01:00:20,187 --> 01:00:22,022
♪ Everything you answer to,brace yourself ♪
1267
01:00:22,123 --> 01:00:23,924
♪ With the greatest of ease ♪
1268
01:00:24,024 --> 01:00:25,993
♪ I know this worldain't what it seems ♪
1269
01:00:26,961 --> 01:00:29,363
♪ Oh!You're unbelievable ♪
1270
01:00:29,463 --> 01:00:30,364
♪ Oh! ♪
1271
01:00:30,464 --> 01:00:34,135
[all cheering]
1272
01:00:36,505 --> 01:00:37,506
Whoo!
[exclaiming]
1273
01:00:37,606 --> 01:00:38,839
[laughing]
1274
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:48,082
♪ You're unbelievable ♪
1275
01:01:04,599 --> 01:01:06,300
♪ It's unbelievable ♪
1276
01:01:09,103 --> 01:01:11,272
♪ You're unbelievable ♪
1277
01:01:13,374 --> 01:01:14,909
[microwave dings]
1278
01:01:20,748 --> 01:01:23,150
You think you're on Carson?
Take it or leave it.
1279
01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:25,319
I'm not eating this shit.
Give me my money back.
1280
01:01:25,419 --> 01:01:26,754
No fucking way.
1281
01:01:26,854 --> 01:01:28,756
Fuck off, Moose.
Suck my dick, Carmichael.
1282
01:01:28,856 --> 01:01:30,958
We got a "no asshole" policy.
Check it.
1283
01:01:32,627 --> 01:01:34,495
Cute. Now give me back my buck.
1284
01:01:34,596 --> 01:01:36,964
Fuck you. Our Shack, our rules.
1285
01:01:37,064 --> 01:01:39,300
Last fucking chance, prep.
Or what?
1286
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:40,901
You gonna pull me through
the window, Randy?
1287
01:01:41,001 --> 01:01:42,736
You fucking idiot.
[grunts]
1288
01:01:42,836 --> 01:01:44,506
Oh, fuck! Fuck! Moose!
1289
01:01:44,606 --> 01:01:46,807
Fucking fuck! Fuck!
1290
01:01:46,907 --> 01:01:48,709
[Randy yells]
1291
01:01:49,476 --> 01:01:51,145
[both grunting]
1292
01:01:53,147 --> 01:01:54,782
Get the fuck off me,
you fucking--
1293
01:01:54,882 --> 01:01:57,785
Fuck! My face! You scratched
my fucking face, bitch!
1294
01:01:57,885 --> 01:01:59,787
All right, that's it.
[Randy yelps]
1295
01:01:59,887 --> 01:02:01,822
That's it.
Ah! Fuck!
1296
01:02:01,922 --> 01:02:04,391
You and Hercules are Gandhi.
Rest of the fucking summer.
1297
01:02:04,491 --> 01:02:06,360
Fuck off! Just let go!
1298
01:02:06,460 --> 01:02:08,062
Hey, dick bag!
1299
01:02:10,097 --> 01:02:11,232
Oh!
1300
01:02:11,899 --> 01:02:13,801
Fucking nice one, Eagle.
1301
01:02:14,368 --> 01:02:15,469
[whimpering]
1302
01:02:15,570 --> 01:02:17,771
Yo, Moose, grab me a rag.
1303
01:02:20,975 --> 01:02:22,611
All right, clean it,
Carmichael.
1304
01:02:22,711 --> 01:02:23,844
Suck my nuts!
1305
01:02:23,944 --> 01:02:25,412
Clean it.
[Randy screams]
1306
01:02:27,815 --> 01:02:29,049
There you go.
1307
01:02:32,286 --> 01:02:33,354
[screams]
1308
01:02:34,955 --> 01:02:37,157
That was fucking epic, dude.
1309
01:02:38,259 --> 01:02:41,028
Shane was right, man.
Those guys are soft as fuck.
1310
01:02:41,730 --> 01:02:43,063
All right.
1311
01:02:43,497 --> 01:02:44,965
This'll cover supplies.
1312
01:02:45,065 --> 01:02:47,434
This is me.
This is you.
1313
01:02:48,637 --> 01:02:49,638
Fucking A.
1314
01:02:49,738 --> 01:02:50,904
Look at all this scratch.
1315
01:02:51,005 --> 01:02:52,873
Fifteen hundos right there.
1316
01:02:52,973 --> 01:02:55,644
But we better find a way
to hide some of this shit
1317
01:02:55,744 --> 01:02:57,244
if we want to fuck around
this fall.
1318
01:02:57,344 --> 01:02:59,213
The Judge and Jean don't have
any idea what we're pulling in.
1319
01:02:59,313 --> 01:03:00,314
Do they?
Hell no.
1320
01:03:00,414 --> 01:03:01,782
They think this whole thing's
a shit show.
1321
01:03:01,882 --> 01:03:04,051
Look, dude, I want
to pitch you an idea.
1322
01:03:04,519 --> 01:03:06,588
You can't pass, dude.
We're best friends.
1323
01:03:06,688 --> 01:03:09,056
We go 50/50 on every deal.
Moose, no.
1324
01:03:09,156 --> 01:03:11,325
It's a big-time pass,
I'm telling you.
1325
01:03:12,059 --> 01:03:13,861
I'm saving up for Alaska.
Alaska?
1326
01:03:13,961 --> 01:03:15,597
What the fuck
are you talking about?
1327
01:03:15,697 --> 01:03:17,298
Next summer.
It's a five-week trek.
1328
01:03:17,398 --> 01:03:19,800
Shane and I got the entire thing
mapped out.
1329
01:03:22,036 --> 01:03:23,837
You didn't clear that with me.
1330
01:03:24,305 --> 01:03:26,206
I don't need
to clear that with you.
1331
01:03:27,341 --> 01:03:28,510
[scoffs]
1332
01:03:28,610 --> 01:03:31,412
Look, dude, all I'm asking for
is five minutes, okay?
1333
01:03:31,513 --> 01:03:33,881
Just hear what Willy has to say.
This thing's a sure shot.
1334
01:03:33,981 --> 01:03:35,482
We could triple
what we stick in...
1335
01:03:35,583 --> 01:03:37,418
[Randy screams]
Oh, shit--
1336
01:03:38,886 --> 01:03:40,187
That's what you get,
you fucking preps.
1337
01:03:40,287 --> 01:03:41,188
Why?
1338
01:03:41,288 --> 01:03:42,389
[groans]
1339
01:03:42,524 --> 01:03:44,626
That's for the hot dog.
And this is for my Trans Am.
1340
01:03:45,459 --> 01:03:47,394
And here's a couple
for your fucking friend.
1341
01:03:48,329 --> 01:03:49,897
[screaming]
1342
01:03:56,904 --> 01:03:59,173
I still say they're soft
as fuck, dude.
1343
01:04:01,408 --> 01:04:03,043
What a couple of clits.
1344
01:04:03,611 --> 01:04:06,880
Moose, half your face
is nothing but blood.
1345
01:04:09,651 --> 01:04:10,918
Yeah, I know.
1346
01:04:11,952 --> 01:04:14,355
But we could take them
in a fair fight, dude.
1347
01:04:15,022 --> 01:04:17,057
I'm fucking serious.
1348
01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:19,893
They got lucky
with that ambush.
1349
01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:25,265
Tucson Electric. You coming?
1350
01:04:25,366 --> 01:04:26,967
It's your scene.
1351
01:04:29,537 --> 01:04:30,638
I'll stew on it.
1352
01:04:35,342 --> 01:04:38,011
All right, well, don't show
your parents the knot.
1353
01:04:39,046 --> 01:04:40,381
[A.J.] Yeah.
1354
01:04:51,125 --> 01:04:54,027
Hey, shit pig.
You paint?
1355
01:04:54,662 --> 01:04:56,163
What? Curbs?
1356
01:04:56,263 --> 01:04:57,398
Curbs?
1357
01:04:58,365 --> 01:05:00,167
No, bitch. Toes.
1358
01:05:09,042 --> 01:05:10,745
You're not very good at this.
1359
01:05:11,513 --> 01:05:14,114
That's because I'm used
to a Utilac spray.
1360
01:05:14,582 --> 01:05:16,417
Not this tiny little brush.
1361
01:05:16,518 --> 01:05:18,185
[laughs]
1362
01:05:22,322 --> 01:05:23,658
You okay?
1363
01:05:23,758 --> 01:05:25,225
You look a little wrecked.
1364
01:05:25,860 --> 01:05:27,394
Yeah, I'm all right.
1365
01:05:30,397 --> 01:05:33,635
So how come you've been flying
under the radar these days?
1366
01:05:37,171 --> 01:05:40,007
Guess I've just been busy
with work.
1367
01:05:44,579 --> 01:05:46,013
Busy, huh?
1368
01:05:46,947 --> 01:05:48,248
Mm-hmm.
1369
01:05:53,220 --> 01:05:54,988
Moose talk about me?
1370
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:00,294
To me?
1371
01:06:00,961 --> 01:06:03,096
No. Not really.
1372
01:06:08,035 --> 01:06:10,404
I'm sure there are
a few embellishments.
1373
01:06:15,677 --> 01:06:17,044
Moose is fun.
1374
01:06:18,178 --> 01:06:19,514
Pretty good kisser.
1375
01:06:23,651 --> 01:06:25,653
But he's not really my type.
1376
01:06:25,753 --> 01:06:27,020
You know?
1377
01:06:29,289 --> 01:06:31,759
Sometimes it sucks
being a short-timer.
1378
01:06:34,094 --> 01:06:37,130
Soon as you make friends,
it's taillights.
1379
01:06:39,433 --> 01:06:43,103
I just want to have fun
this summer, you feel me?
1380
01:06:48,977 --> 01:06:50,545
Pass me that Minolta.
1381
01:06:57,819 --> 01:06:59,319
[laughs]
1382
01:07:01,723 --> 01:07:02,757
[camera shutter clicks]
1383
01:07:15,035 --> 01:07:16,270
Now what?
1384
01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:22,677
Cotton balls, shit pig.
1385
01:07:24,812 --> 01:07:26,146
[laughs]
1386
01:07:30,183 --> 01:07:33,053
Who saved room
for banana cream pie?
1387
01:07:33,755 --> 01:07:35,088
I call the big piece.
1388
01:07:35,188 --> 01:07:37,357
Chrissy made
Dance Squad captain.
1389
01:07:37,457 --> 01:07:40,394
[dance music playing
over speakers]
1390
01:07:43,063 --> 01:07:45,098
[sighs]
I have an announcement.
1391
01:07:46,734 --> 01:07:48,670
An announcement?
Mm-hmm.
1392
01:07:54,742 --> 01:07:56,611
That's 3,100.
1393
01:07:56,711 --> 01:08:00,113
That's the 16 that I owe,
plus another 15.
1394
01:08:02,349 --> 01:08:04,084
Give him the big piece.
1395
01:08:06,654 --> 01:08:07,855
[scoffs] Dad!
1396
01:08:07,956 --> 01:08:10,190
Zip it, Chrissy.
Also...
1397
01:08:11,659 --> 01:08:13,427
This is for you and Mom.
1398
01:08:23,938 --> 01:08:25,105
What is it?
1399
01:08:26,106 --> 01:08:28,375
Mannheim Steamroller
at the Orpheum.
1400
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:34,414
[gasps]
1401
01:08:35,282 --> 01:08:37,117
Are you fricking kidding me?
1402
01:08:37,217 --> 01:08:39,419
Center aisle.
The third row.
1403
01:08:40,253 --> 01:08:41,689
[Jean] Oh!
1404
01:08:45,026 --> 01:08:47,427
[Moose, on phone] Goddamn it.You're such a fucking puss.
1405
01:08:47,528 --> 01:08:48,963
I knew you were gonnashow your parents that knot.
1406
01:08:49,063 --> 01:08:52,033
What a waste. So, what are wegetting into tonight?
1407
01:08:52,132 --> 01:08:53,968
Huh?
It's Friday night.
1408
01:08:54,068 --> 01:08:55,570
Let's get sloppy.Go walk Main.
1409
01:08:55,670 --> 01:08:57,505
No, I'm not really
feeling it, dude.
1410
01:08:57,605 --> 01:08:59,674
Not feeling it?What are you, ragging?
1411
01:08:59,774 --> 01:09:02,577
No, I'm dog-assed tired, Moose.
I just want to sleep.
1412
01:09:02,677 --> 01:09:05,713
Oh, come on.Don't be such a fucking pussy.
1413
01:09:07,749 --> 01:09:09,550
[phone rings]
1414
01:09:09,951 --> 01:09:11,318
[sighs]
1415
01:09:12,152 --> 01:09:13,821
What?
Now you're hanging up?
1416
01:09:13,921 --> 01:09:17,257
[Jean] Hello? Carters.
[Moose] Hi, Mrs. C. It's Moose.
1417
01:09:18,191 --> 01:09:19,326
Jesus.
1418
01:09:20,728 --> 01:09:23,196
Ma'am? Yes, ma'am.
1419
01:09:23,296 --> 01:09:25,399
That there your husbanddownstairs...?
1420
01:09:25,499 --> 01:09:26,601
[grunts]
1421
01:09:32,205 --> 01:09:33,941
[man on TV]
Oh, Jesus!
1422
01:09:37,612 --> 01:09:38,780
[man screams]
1423
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:40,548
[pebbles click on window]
1424
01:09:54,562 --> 01:09:57,230
Hey, shit pig. You awake?
1425
01:09:58,599 --> 01:09:59,499
[laughs]
1426
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,637
[light music playing]
1427
01:10:45,146 --> 01:10:46,981
What?
Nothing.
1428
01:11:02,830 --> 01:11:03,998
What are you doing?
1429
01:11:05,199 --> 01:11:06,333
What are you doing?
1430
01:11:06,433 --> 01:11:08,669
[car approaching]
1431
01:11:08,770 --> 01:11:09,904
[horn blares]
1432
01:11:10,004 --> 01:11:12,372
Yo, perverts! Get in.
1433
01:11:12,472 --> 01:11:14,709
Everyone's getting stupid
at the Pioneer.
1434
01:11:14,809 --> 01:11:17,512
["Age of Consent"
by New Order playing]
1435
01:11:28,823 --> 01:11:34,061
♪ Won't you please let me go ♪
1436
01:11:34,662 --> 01:11:38,866
♪ These words lie inside,they hurt me so ♪
1437
01:11:39,767 --> 01:11:43,070
♪ But I'm not the kindwho likes to tell you ♪
1438
01:11:43,171 --> 01:11:45,873
♪ Just what I want to do ♪
1439
01:11:45,973 --> 01:11:48,543
♪ I'm not the kindthat needs to tell you ♪
1440
01:11:48,643 --> 01:11:51,813
♪ Just what you want me to ♪
1441
01:11:55,850 --> 01:11:57,585
[laughing]
1442
01:12:02,455 --> 01:12:03,958
♪ I saw you this morning ♪
1443
01:12:04,058 --> 01:12:07,695
♪ I thought you might liketo know ♪
1444
01:12:07,795 --> 01:12:12,700
♪ I received your messagein full a few days ago ♪
1445
01:12:13,134 --> 01:12:18,239
♪ I understoodevery word that it said ♪
1446
01:12:19,006 --> 01:12:21,175
♪ And now that I've actuallyheard it ♪
1447
01:12:21,275 --> 01:12:26,514
♪ You're going to regret ♪
Just get the fuck inside.
1448
01:12:31,351 --> 01:12:33,020
[music continues]
1449
01:12:54,976 --> 01:12:56,611
[cans hiss open]
1450
01:12:58,179 --> 01:13:03,517
♪ Do you find this happensall the time? ♪
1451
01:13:03,985 --> 01:13:07,255
♪ Crucial point one daybecomes a crime ♪
1452
01:13:07,355 --> 01:13:09,123
I thought you were staying in,
bitch.
1453
01:13:09,223 --> 01:13:12,492
♪ But I'm not the kindthat likes to tell you ♪
1454
01:13:12,593 --> 01:13:14,962
♪ Just what I want to do ♪
1455
01:13:15,062 --> 01:13:17,265
♪ I'm not the kindthat needs to tell you ♪
1456
01:13:17,365 --> 01:13:19,033
Dog-assed tired, huh?
1457
01:13:19,967 --> 01:13:22,003
Cops! Fucking run!
1458
01:13:22,570 --> 01:13:24,238
[Moose] Oh, shit.
[A.J.] Fuck!
1459
01:13:24,338 --> 01:13:25,673
[all shouting]
1460
01:13:25,773 --> 01:13:27,341
Yo, Brooke, over here.
This way. Come here.
1461
01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:29,677
Moose, let's go.
Up here, come on, guys.
1462
01:13:31,712 --> 01:13:33,648
[projector running]
Come on.
1463
01:13:34,348 --> 01:13:36,449
Go, go, go, go, go!
1464
01:13:36,884 --> 01:13:38,185
Shit.
1465
01:13:38,619 --> 01:13:40,721
Guys, behind the screen.
Behind the screen. Come here.
1466
01:13:41,289 --> 01:13:42,657
Oh, fuck.
1467
01:13:44,457 --> 01:13:45,860
[whispering]
I don't do tight spaces.
1468
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:48,596
[whispering] Shut up.
We're about to get popped.
1469
01:13:48,696 --> 01:13:50,064
You don't understand.
I can't fucking breathe.
1470
01:13:50,164 --> 01:13:51,966
[whispering] Both of you,
shut the fuck up.
1471
01:13:52,633 --> 01:13:53,768
Shh! Check it.
1472
01:13:53,868 --> 01:13:55,970
[indistinct police
radio chatter]
1473
01:13:58,471 --> 01:13:59,774
I can't fucking do this...
1474
01:13:59,874 --> 01:14:01,609
Moose, shut up.
I'm gonna freak.
1475
01:14:01,709 --> 01:14:03,244
Stop fucking talking.
[officer] Hey.
1476
01:14:04,145 --> 01:14:07,615
You don't think someone could
hide back behind that shit?
1477
01:14:08,182 --> 01:14:09,917
Oh... oh, fuck.
1478
01:14:10,483 --> 01:14:11,484
[Brooke] Shh!
1479
01:14:11,686 --> 01:14:14,188
[Moose]
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
1480
01:14:17,224 --> 01:14:18,392
[gulps]
1481
01:14:18,491 --> 01:14:20,728
[cacophonous drum music playing]
1482
01:14:22,997 --> 01:14:24,198
[timer dings]
1483
01:14:25,633 --> 01:14:27,134
Here you go, kid.
1484
01:14:31,172 --> 01:14:32,640
What are you looking at?
1485
01:14:33,407 --> 01:14:34,508
Nothing.
1486
01:14:35,076 --> 01:14:36,243
What are you looking at?
1487
01:14:38,045 --> 01:14:39,413
Nothing.
1488
01:14:39,513 --> 01:14:40,948
This some kind of lover's spat?
1489
01:14:41,048 --> 01:14:43,684
What do you want, dude?
Top me off with DC.
1490
01:14:43,784 --> 01:14:47,521
Hey, go heavy on the ice, okay?
I'm fucking melting out here.
1491
01:14:54,829 --> 01:14:55,896
Here.
1492
01:15:08,142 --> 01:15:10,177
Give the deck a wet-down.
It's almost safety check.
1493
01:15:10,277 --> 01:15:11,612
No, hey.
1494
01:15:11,712 --> 01:15:14,248
You're not my fucking boss,
okay?
1495
01:15:14,915 --> 01:15:16,017
You do it.
1496
01:15:16,417 --> 01:15:18,853
Just get one of the goobs
to spray her down, you idiot.
1497
01:15:18,953 --> 01:15:19,987
I don't care.
1498
01:15:27,194 --> 01:15:28,729
You going to, uh,
the party tonight?
1499
01:15:28,829 --> 01:15:31,232
What party?
Brooke's party.
1500
01:15:31,899 --> 01:15:34,168
[Shane] It's like 15 yards
from your front door, Eagle.
1501
01:15:34,268 --> 01:15:35,169
What is that shit?
1502
01:15:37,271 --> 01:15:38,706
Don't worry about it.
1503
01:15:39,540 --> 01:15:41,008
A jewelry box
from Martin's?
1504
01:15:41,108 --> 01:15:42,643
Really?
1505
01:15:46,847 --> 01:15:50,151
Look, dude, I know you think
you're tight with homegirl,
1506
01:15:50,251 --> 01:15:53,254
but she gave me a handjob
behind that screen last night.
1507
01:15:54,188 --> 01:15:55,423
What?
[Moose] Yeah.
1508
01:15:55,990 --> 01:15:57,792
Dude, there's no fucking way.
Whatever, dude.
1509
01:15:57,892 --> 01:15:59,460
She totally jerked me off.
1510
01:15:59,593 --> 01:16:01,262
Fucking grade A too.
1511
01:16:01,362 --> 01:16:03,464
Honestly, I don't know how
you didn't hear it, man.
1512
01:16:03,564 --> 01:16:06,100
You were right there.
[Brooke] Yo, Moose.
1513
01:16:06,634 --> 01:16:08,202
Bring me a DP.
1514
01:16:08,302 --> 01:16:09,737
[Moose] I got you.
1515
01:16:10,204 --> 01:16:12,640
[inhales deeply and sighs]
1516
01:16:15,843 --> 01:16:18,212
One large Dr Pepper, please.
1517
01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:20,815
Yeah.
1518
01:16:26,687 --> 01:16:28,622
Lip thing.
1519
01:16:33,828 --> 01:16:35,996
Mister, you got a Nut Roll?
1520
01:16:37,164 --> 01:16:38,933
Fuck off, kid.
1521
01:16:42,436 --> 01:16:44,004
[croaks and coughs]
1522
01:16:48,442 --> 01:16:50,144
For you.
Oh, my God!
1523
01:16:50,244 --> 01:16:51,745
What do you think?
1524
01:16:51,846 --> 01:16:53,781
[Brooke] I love it.
Are you kidding with this shit?
1525
01:16:53,881 --> 01:16:55,483
My son is five.
Calm down, lady.
1526
01:16:55,584 --> 01:16:56,817
[woman]
I'm not gonna calm down.
1527
01:16:56,951 --> 01:16:58,652
I demand to speak
with your manager.
1528
01:16:58,752 --> 01:17:00,354
I am the manager.
1529
01:17:01,055 --> 01:17:02,756
Bullshit.
You're bullshit.
1530
01:17:02,857 --> 01:17:04,526
Your fucking kid's bullshit too,
1531
01:17:04,625 --> 01:17:06,227
and you're both
making me nauseous.
1532
01:17:06,327 --> 01:17:08,629
Mommy, can I lick
the ketchup off the bun?
1533
01:17:08,729 --> 01:17:10,965
[coughs]
[people exclaiming]
1534
01:17:15,102 --> 01:17:16,303
What the fuck?
1535
01:17:16,837 --> 01:17:18,139
Hey, hang tight, lady.
1536
01:17:18,239 --> 01:17:20,908
I'm gonna comp your boy's meal
a hundred percent.
1537
01:17:22,910 --> 01:17:24,513
Hey, shit pig. You okay?
1538
01:17:24,613 --> 01:17:26,581
Yeah, I'm good.
[Moose] It's three o'clock.
1539
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:28,249
Where the fuck are you going?
1540
01:17:28,349 --> 01:17:29,483
Just giving you space
1541
01:17:29,584 --> 01:17:31,252
for all your fucking handjobs!
1542
01:17:32,386 --> 01:17:34,421
[soft music playing]
1543
01:18:03,384 --> 01:18:04,752
Get in.
1544
01:18:36,383 --> 01:18:37,952
How's that runza?
1545
01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:41,088
All right, I guess.
1546
01:18:42,524 --> 01:18:43,857
Want some rings?
1547
01:18:43,958 --> 01:18:46,327
No, I want Moose to quit
rat-fucking me all the time.
1548
01:18:46,427 --> 01:18:49,330
When he's not busy shot calling,
he's swooping on my lady friend.
1549
01:18:54,134 --> 01:18:56,070
You want a little advice, homey?
1550
01:18:56,170 --> 01:18:57,304
What?
1551
01:18:58,172 --> 01:18:59,206
Make a move.
1552
01:19:00,374 --> 01:19:01,842
Any move.
1553
01:19:03,511 --> 01:19:04,912
Brooke isn't into Moose.
1554
01:19:05,012 --> 01:19:07,848
She's just waiting for you
to make a move, telling you.
1555
01:19:10,351 --> 01:19:12,353
You ever make a move?
1556
01:19:16,056 --> 01:19:17,458
Like on a lady friend?
1557
01:19:18,660 --> 01:19:19,827
Yeah.
1558
01:19:23,764 --> 01:19:24,932
Almost.
1559
01:19:31,338 --> 01:19:33,774
You gotta risk it
for the biscuit, Eagle.
1560
01:19:35,744 --> 01:19:36,910
[sighs]
1561
01:19:37,011 --> 01:19:40,848
["One More Try"
by Timmy T playing]
1562
01:19:50,592 --> 01:19:54,094
♪ It's been a long timesince you left me ♪
1563
01:19:57,231 --> 01:20:00,367
♪ I didn't meanto make you cry ♪
1564
01:20:03,504 --> 01:20:06,974
♪ I didn't meanto disappoint you ♪
1565
01:20:09,977 --> 01:20:13,247
♪ I didn't meanto tell you lies ♪
1566
01:20:16,350 --> 01:20:20,054
♪ And after allthat we have been through ♪
1567
01:20:22,557 --> 01:20:25,993
♪ Won't you let metell you why ♪
1568
01:20:27,562 --> 01:20:29,196
♪ One more try ♪
1569
01:20:29,296 --> 01:20:32,833
♪ I didn't know how muchI loved you ♪
1570
01:20:33,802 --> 01:20:35,469
♪ One more try ♪
1571
01:20:35,570 --> 01:20:39,006
♪ Let me put my armsaround you ♪
1572
01:20:39,106 --> 01:20:40,874
[indistinct chatter]
1573
01:20:41,342 --> 01:20:45,513
♪ Living all these lonely nightswithout you ♪
1574
01:20:47,649 --> 01:20:52,019
♪ Oh, baby, can we give itone more try? ♪
1575
01:20:55,022 --> 01:20:58,560
♪ It's been a long timesince I kissed you ♪
1576
01:21:01,328 --> 01:21:04,566
♪ It always used to feelso good ♪
1577
01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:07,569
[sighs]
1578
01:21:08,068 --> 01:21:11,472
♪ And if you knew how muchI missed you ♪
1579
01:21:14,108 --> 01:21:17,411
♪ You'd forgive meif you could ♪
1580
01:21:18,345 --> 01:21:22,416
For the record,
I didn't give Moose a handjob.
1581
01:21:23,050 --> 01:21:24,885
That was all in his head,
shit pig.
1582
01:21:25,787 --> 01:21:27,988
I grabbed both your dicks
because it was the only way
1583
01:21:28,088 --> 01:21:29,791
I could get you two pussies
to shut up.
1584
01:21:30,357 --> 01:21:32,025
I wasn't gonna get an MIP
for that shit.
1585
01:21:32,126 --> 01:21:33,828
♪ One more try ♪
1586
01:21:33,961 --> 01:21:37,097
♪ I didn't know how muchI loved you ♪
1587
01:21:38,031 --> 01:21:39,834
♪ One more try ♪
1588
01:21:39,933 --> 01:21:43,337
♪ Let me put my armsaround you ♪
1589
01:21:45,406 --> 01:21:49,443
♪ Living all these lonely nightswithout you ♪
1590
01:21:52,079 --> 01:21:56,116
♪ Oh, baby, can we give itone more try ♪
1591
01:21:57,251 --> 01:21:58,352
Moose!
1592
01:21:59,286 --> 01:22:02,456
♪ And after allthat we have been through ♪
1593
01:22:05,392 --> 01:22:07,629
[cacophonous drum music playing]
1594
01:22:12,634 --> 01:22:14,101
Moose!
1595
01:22:16,871 --> 01:22:19,006
Moose! Come on!
1596
01:22:19,106 --> 01:22:21,008
Come on, let's talk!
1597
01:22:35,690 --> 01:22:37,725
Moose! Come on, dude.
1598
01:22:39,460 --> 01:22:40,494
Come on.
1599
01:22:40,595 --> 01:22:42,029
Let's just fucking talk.
1600
01:22:45,199 --> 01:22:46,967
[breathing heavily]
1601
01:22:47,067 --> 01:22:49,136
Get the fuck away from me.
1602
01:22:49,236 --> 01:22:51,472
[soft music playing]
1603
01:23:06,153 --> 01:23:08,288
[indistinct chattering]
1604
01:23:11,593 --> 01:23:13,494
[girl laughing]
1605
01:23:15,897 --> 01:23:17,364
[sniffling]
1606
01:23:19,299 --> 01:23:21,368
[indistinct chatter]
1607
01:23:28,843 --> 01:23:30,277
[scoffs]
1608
01:23:32,446 --> 01:23:33,748
[knock on door]
1609
01:23:36,383 --> 01:23:38,285
I just got off the phone
with Parks & Rec.
1610
01:23:38,385 --> 01:23:40,487
No one's manning
the Snack Shack.
1611
01:23:40,588 --> 01:23:41,589
Are you going in?
1612
01:23:42,055 --> 01:23:43,490
I'm sick.
1613
01:23:43,591 --> 01:23:45,225
Well, what about Moose?
1614
01:24:04,712 --> 01:24:06,614
[door opens and closes]
1615
01:24:06,714 --> 01:24:08,382
[Brooke laughing]
1616
01:24:22,095 --> 01:24:24,131
[car door slams]
[engine starts]
1617
01:25:06,574 --> 01:25:07,609
Hey.
1618
01:25:15,516 --> 01:25:17,619
Dude, what the fuck happened?
1619
01:25:18,352 --> 01:25:20,120
Take a wild guess.
1620
01:25:24,124 --> 01:25:25,492
[sighs]
1621
01:25:28,195 --> 01:25:29,496
Here.
1622
01:25:29,597 --> 01:25:32,533
You good with Tuesdays,
Wednesdays, and Saturdays?
1623
01:25:34,201 --> 01:25:35,502
What, like shifts?
Yeah.
1624
01:25:35,603 --> 01:25:37,137
We'll divvy up Sundays.
I'll get this one.
1625
01:25:37,237 --> 01:25:39,206
You get the next.
Moose!
1626
01:25:41,876 --> 01:25:43,243
Fuck.
1627
01:25:44,277 --> 01:25:46,014
[girl]
Can I get a jumbo Push Pop?
1628
01:25:46,114 --> 01:25:47,515
[A.J.] Yeah.
1629
01:25:55,123 --> 01:25:56,824
[Brooke]
Hey, shit pig.
1630
01:25:57,592 --> 01:25:59,827
How come you pulled
a Copperfield at the party?
1631
01:25:59,927 --> 01:26:01,261
I waited for you all night.
1632
01:26:05,298 --> 01:26:06,701
So you want to ditch
this pop stand
1633
01:26:06,801 --> 01:26:09,003
and go grab a twist
from Chompy Cone?
1634
01:26:09,103 --> 01:26:11,338
My treat.
No, thanks.
1635
01:26:11,438 --> 01:26:14,241
Come on, no one says no
to free ice cream.
1636
01:26:14,776 --> 01:26:15,710
Want to hear it again?
1637
01:26:15,810 --> 01:26:17,578
Wait, are you being serious
right now?
1638
01:26:24,819 --> 01:26:27,922
It's feeling like a negatory on
the biscuit front there, Eagle.
1639
01:26:33,460 --> 01:26:35,462
[can hisses open]
1640
01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:42,436
Where are you going?
Waubonsie.
1641
01:26:43,037 --> 01:26:45,573
Gonna polish off this case,
sleep under the stars.
1642
01:26:45,673 --> 01:26:47,809
I can't go to Iowa. I'm not
supposed to cross state lines.
1643
01:26:47,909 --> 01:26:49,276
Gonna call your mom
at the next truck stop,
1644
01:26:49,376 --> 01:26:50,712
tell her you're staying
with Moose.
1645
01:26:50,812 --> 01:26:53,581
What are you doing?
Not stopping till you say yes.
1646
01:26:53,681 --> 01:26:55,315
Come on, Shane.
Slow down, dude. Oh, shit!
1647
01:26:55,415 --> 01:26:57,350
[car horn blares]
1648
01:26:57,451 --> 01:26:59,087
Fuck! All right! I'm in, I'm in!
1649
01:26:59,187 --> 01:27:00,420
All right! There we go.
God!
1650
01:27:00,521 --> 01:27:02,389
You've been busting your ass
all summer.
1651
01:27:02,489 --> 01:27:03,991
It's time to fucking unwind.
1652
01:27:07,294 --> 01:27:08,495
[sighs]
1653
01:27:09,496 --> 01:27:11,364
[campfire crackling]
1654
01:27:20,975 --> 01:27:22,442
Heads up, Eagle.
1655
01:27:26,848 --> 01:27:29,349
[cans hiss open]
1656
01:27:33,688 --> 01:27:34,789
[Shane sighs]
1657
01:27:44,799 --> 01:27:46,067
[clears throat]
1658
01:27:46,167 --> 01:27:48,268
Yo, what happened
with you and Brooke?
1659
01:27:49,570 --> 01:27:51,371
You gonna spill or what?
1660
01:27:56,043 --> 01:27:57,277
She lied to me.
1661
01:27:57,377 --> 01:27:59,446
She lied to you?
1662
01:27:59,547 --> 01:28:00,581
Yeah.
1663
01:28:05,385 --> 01:28:06,988
I caught her red-handed.
1664
01:28:09,657 --> 01:28:11,526
Doesn't sound like homegirl.
1665
01:28:13,828 --> 01:28:17,497
She said that she waited for me
all night at the party.
1666
01:28:19,033 --> 01:28:22,270
And then I caught her hanging
on some fucking giant
1667
01:28:22,369 --> 01:28:23,738
out on the porch.
1668
01:28:23,838 --> 01:28:24,872
[scoffs]
1669
01:28:28,042 --> 01:28:29,409
Flattop?
1670
01:28:30,111 --> 01:28:31,179
Yeah.
1671
01:28:31,279 --> 01:28:33,781
Green Duster?
Exactly.
1672
01:28:33,881 --> 01:28:35,382
[laughs]
1673
01:28:39,854 --> 01:28:41,189
What?
1674
01:28:41,289 --> 01:28:42,990
[laughing]
1675
01:28:43,090 --> 01:28:45,059
Oh, dude.
1676
01:28:45,159 --> 01:28:46,727
The jarhead's her brother.
1677
01:28:50,298 --> 01:28:51,498
Fuck.
1678
01:28:51,999 --> 01:28:53,534
[laughing]
1679
01:28:56,771 --> 01:28:57,738
Fuck!
1680
01:29:00,340 --> 01:29:02,643
Oh, fucking A, Eagle.
1681
01:29:07,181 --> 01:29:08,115
Just let me explain.
1682
01:29:08,216 --> 01:29:09,482
Come on.
No, thanks.
1683
01:29:09,584 --> 01:29:11,451
Brooke, come on.
Look, I didn't realize.
1684
01:29:11,552 --> 01:29:13,187
I know I fucked up.
Just please just listen--
1685
01:29:13,287 --> 01:29:14,822
No, thanks.
1686
01:29:16,157 --> 01:29:17,558
Want to hear it again?
1687
01:29:23,898 --> 01:29:25,867
Oh, can we get
some of this, Mom?
1688
01:29:25,967 --> 01:29:28,135
Sure. Just one.
1689
01:29:34,141 --> 01:29:35,776
What's up, A-Jams?
1690
01:29:35,877 --> 01:29:37,144
Hey, Shan.
1691
01:29:39,412 --> 01:29:40,848
[whispers] Stop.
1692
01:29:40,948 --> 01:29:42,216
Isn't she a sophomore?
1693
01:29:42,316 --> 01:29:43,551
Junior.
1694
01:29:44,552 --> 01:29:46,287
So how did you
get to know her?
1695
01:29:46,386 --> 01:29:47,655
That's Donny's older sister.
1696
01:29:47,755 --> 01:29:49,624
Well, I would think
that you would--
1697
01:29:50,157 --> 01:29:52,459
[laughing]
Oh, my God, Jeanie!
1698
01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:54,427
You scared the heck out of me.
1699
01:29:54,528 --> 01:29:56,364
Sherry! How are you doing?
1700
01:29:56,463 --> 01:29:58,966
Oh, my God.
It's been forever, right?
1701
01:29:59,066 --> 01:30:00,268
It has.
1702
01:30:00,368 --> 01:30:02,670
I'm used to seeing
that big turkey.
1703
01:30:03,604 --> 01:30:05,640
Oh! Your hair.
1704
01:30:05,740 --> 01:30:07,241
I know.
1705
01:30:07,341 --> 01:30:09,143
It was time for a change.
1706
01:30:09,243 --> 01:30:10,578
Oh, it's so full.
1707
01:30:10,678 --> 01:30:12,346
Almost like a Kay Orr thing.
1708
01:30:12,445 --> 01:30:14,248
I love it.
Aw!
1709
01:30:14,348 --> 01:30:15,917
Thank you.
1710
01:30:17,285 --> 01:30:18,786
What's going on?
1711
01:30:19,620 --> 01:30:22,523
You guys get in a tiff at your
sleepover the other night?
1712
01:30:22,957 --> 01:30:24,424
What sleepover?
1713
01:30:28,095 --> 01:30:29,429
Really?
I don't know.
1714
01:30:31,599 --> 01:30:33,167
[engine sputtering]
1715
01:30:35,202 --> 01:30:36,871
[engine revs]
1716
01:30:46,981 --> 01:30:47,982
[sneezes]
1717
01:30:56,557 --> 01:30:58,458
[horn blaring]
1718
01:31:00,628 --> 01:31:03,030
[laughs]
Happy early birthday, asshole.
1719
01:31:04,298 --> 01:31:06,167
Got you a little
something-something.
1720
01:31:07,768 --> 01:31:09,203
You want to lunch it
at Babe's?
1721
01:31:09,303 --> 01:31:10,805
How about a rain check?
1722
01:31:11,272 --> 01:31:12,773
[sneezes]
[door opens]
1723
01:31:12,873 --> 01:31:14,842
I still gotta do
the whole backyard.
1724
01:31:23,818 --> 01:31:25,186
How's the weather over there?
1725
01:31:26,087 --> 01:31:28,689
Cloudy with a chance
of diaper shit.
1726
01:31:29,523 --> 01:31:33,493
Well, hang in there,
Eagle Scout.
1727
01:31:35,062 --> 01:31:36,297
I'll swing by later.
1728
01:31:36,864 --> 01:31:38,299
See if you want to get stupid.
1729
01:31:38,399 --> 01:31:40,201
Word. Thanks, homey.
1730
01:31:40,568 --> 01:31:42,136
[engine revs]
1731
01:31:44,338 --> 01:31:45,773
[tires squealing]
1732
01:31:52,179 --> 01:31:53,814
[shower running]
1733
01:31:55,616 --> 01:31:57,118
[A.J. sneezes]
1734
01:31:57,218 --> 01:31:58,686
[doorbell rings]
1735
01:32:01,122 --> 01:32:02,790
[doorbell ringing]
1736
01:32:11,565 --> 01:32:12,967
Peace offering, shit pig.
1737
01:32:13,701 --> 01:32:15,569
For your box stall.
1738
01:32:16,070 --> 01:32:17,371
Wow.
I know.
1739
01:32:17,738 --> 01:32:19,607
It's probably
the only portrait of myself
1740
01:32:19,707 --> 01:32:21,042
I can actually stomach.
1741
01:32:23,377 --> 01:32:24,845
[door closes]
1742
01:32:24,945 --> 01:32:25,813
So...
1743
01:32:25,913 --> 01:32:27,782
Is anyone up
in this bitch?
1744
01:32:27,882 --> 01:32:29,183
Uh, no.
1745
01:32:30,885 --> 01:32:32,286
Sooey!
1746
01:32:35,022 --> 01:32:36,891
You ever make out
to Combat Shock?
1747
01:32:37,792 --> 01:32:39,360
[man, on TV]
Right at that moment,
1748
01:32:39,460 --> 01:32:40,995
I knew what had to be done.
1749
01:32:41,629 --> 01:32:43,464
It was all coming back to me.
1750
01:32:44,198 --> 01:32:46,867
A revelationthat hit me like a bullet.
1751
01:32:46,967 --> 01:32:48,002
[rattling]
1752
01:32:48,102 --> 01:32:51,172
Bullets.This chick was armed.
1753
01:32:51,272 --> 01:32:55,076
I felt a tremendous powersurging through my veins.
1754
01:32:55,176 --> 01:32:56,811
Where's the gun?
1755
01:33:05,554 --> 01:33:07,721
[gasps softly]
1756
01:33:09,957 --> 01:33:11,625
I gotta tell you something.
1757
01:33:11,725 --> 01:33:14,895
So, no grass carping, okay?
1758
01:33:17,164 --> 01:33:18,899
Yeah. What?
1759
01:33:21,302 --> 01:33:22,803
My dad got his orders.
1760
01:33:24,338 --> 01:33:26,040
We're shipping out to Ramstein.
1761
01:33:29,578 --> 01:33:30,878
Ramstein?
1762
01:33:32,313 --> 01:33:33,347
Germany.
1763
01:33:33,447 --> 01:33:35,683
[somber music playing]
1764
01:33:37,118 --> 01:33:38,119
When?
1765
01:33:39,186 --> 01:33:40,287
Next week.
1766
01:33:44,825 --> 01:33:46,327
Next week? I...
1767
01:33:47,562 --> 01:33:49,096
You're grass carping.
1768
01:33:56,770 --> 01:33:58,672
[whispers]
I got a question.
1769
01:33:59,574 --> 01:34:00,841
Yeah?
1770
01:34:03,811 --> 01:34:05,779
Do you have a condom?
1771
01:34:22,830 --> 01:34:25,032
[front door opens and closes]
1772
01:34:25,799 --> 01:34:27,701
Oh, shit,
that's the Judge.
1773
01:34:27,801 --> 01:34:29,036
[panting] Awkward.
1774
01:34:29,136 --> 01:34:31,172
Maybe he's just
grabbing something.
1775
01:34:31,272 --> 01:34:32,806
[footsteps]
Shh.
1776
01:34:33,841 --> 01:34:36,010
[Judge] A.J.?
Hey, Dad, don't come in here!
1777
01:34:43,484 --> 01:34:45,152
Oh. Um...
1778
01:34:46,820 --> 01:34:48,289
We need to talk.
1779
01:34:49,524 --> 01:34:50,858
Downstairs.
1780
01:35:03,672 --> 01:35:04,805
See you, okay?
Yeah.
1781
01:35:04,905 --> 01:35:07,441
Nope, hold on. Come here.
Both of you.
1782
01:35:11,378 --> 01:35:14,181
What's going on?
Why are you being so weird?
1783
01:35:17,418 --> 01:35:18,786
Um...
1784
01:35:19,820 --> 01:35:21,255
I just got a call...
1785
01:35:22,723 --> 01:35:25,759
from Bill Workman
about a half hour ago.
1786
01:35:27,161 --> 01:35:30,364
There was an accident out on 75.
1787
01:35:33,901 --> 01:35:35,502
Shane got killed.
1788
01:35:38,272 --> 01:35:39,507
[gasps softly]
1789
01:35:48,482 --> 01:35:49,750
What?
1790
01:35:53,887 --> 01:35:55,256
I just saw him.
1791
01:35:56,725 --> 01:35:58,025
[sobs softly]
1792
01:35:59,694 --> 01:36:01,195
I'm sorry, son.
1793
01:36:01,663 --> 01:36:03,097
[cries]
1794
01:36:08,035 --> 01:36:10,404
[door opens and closes]
1795
01:36:16,810 --> 01:36:19,547
[door opens and closes]
1796
01:36:48,175 --> 01:36:49,176
Get in.
1797
01:37:05,392 --> 01:37:06,594
[vehicle door slams]
1798
01:37:06,695 --> 01:37:08,563
[insects chirring]
1799
01:37:50,705 --> 01:37:52,239
What the fuck?
1800
01:37:52,674 --> 01:37:54,074
What the fuck?
1801
01:37:54,174 --> 01:37:57,545
[somber music playing]
1802
01:37:57,945 --> 01:37:59,346
[sobbing]
1803
01:38:13,728 --> 01:38:15,563
[no audible dialogue]
1804
01:39:40,981 --> 01:39:42,483
[laughs]
1805
01:40:18,018 --> 01:40:19,386
Hey.
1806
01:40:20,320 --> 01:40:21,321
Hey.
1807
01:40:24,091 --> 01:40:25,860
Thought you said
that we were dry.
1808
01:40:25,960 --> 01:40:27,762
No, man, this is it.
1809
01:40:28,796 --> 01:40:30,999
Last two. I found a...
1810
01:40:31,098 --> 01:40:34,268
a sixer stashed
with the Christmas shit.
1811
01:40:34,936 --> 01:40:36,738
Mm. Nativity set?
1812
01:40:36,838 --> 01:40:38,071
[laughs]
Yeah.
1813
01:40:41,976 --> 01:40:44,111
I did pound
the other four, though.
1814
01:40:46,848 --> 01:40:48,115
That's fair.
1815
01:40:52,754 --> 01:40:54,321
[clears throat]
1816
01:40:58,526 --> 01:40:59,527
Moose?
1817
01:41:02,462 --> 01:41:03,531
Are we cool?
1818
01:41:06,166 --> 01:41:07,735
Yeah, man.
1819
01:41:09,037 --> 01:41:10,638
We're cool.
1820
01:41:13,741 --> 01:41:14,876
Cool.
1821
01:41:14,976 --> 01:41:17,311
[banging on shutters]
Fuck off, animals!
1822
01:41:17,411 --> 01:41:19,313
We're having a moment!
1823
01:41:20,247 --> 01:41:22,517
[laughs]
Fuck.
1824
01:41:24,251 --> 01:41:27,354
Oh, dude, I'm sorry
I punched you in the nose.
1825
01:41:27,454 --> 01:41:29,489
Oh, I... I didn't even feel it.
1826
01:41:29,924 --> 01:41:32,225
Yeah, okay.
[A.J. laughs]
1827
01:41:33,828 --> 01:41:35,262
Hmm.
1828
01:41:36,764 --> 01:41:38,098
All right, are you ready?
1829
01:41:38,600 --> 01:41:39,767
Yeah.
1830
01:41:39,867 --> 01:41:41,468
Yeah, let's make some dough.
1831
01:41:44,606 --> 01:41:45,773
Wait.
1832
01:41:52,046 --> 01:41:53,681
There's no glass on deck.
1833
01:41:53,781 --> 01:41:55,282
[sighs]
1834
01:41:57,852 --> 01:41:59,854
[glass shatters]
1835
01:42:00,521 --> 01:42:02,824
So look, man, I want
to pitch you a few ideas.
1836
01:42:02,924 --> 01:42:04,491
Yeah? What kind of ideas?
1837
01:42:04,592 --> 01:42:06,861
How we can double our return
on this bitch next summer.
1838
01:42:06,961 --> 01:42:08,161
[laughs]
1839
01:42:08,261 --> 01:42:10,263
Does it involve Real Beer?
Ooh!
1840
01:42:11,599 --> 01:42:12,834
Hundred percent.
1841
01:42:14,736 --> 01:42:16,004
[excited shouting]
1842
01:42:16,104 --> 01:42:17,839
Two fucking lines, goobs!
1843
01:42:17,939 --> 01:42:20,842
Give me two fucking lines!
1844
01:42:20,942 --> 01:42:23,410
Right now!
My turn! My turn!
1845
01:42:32,219 --> 01:42:34,454
[soft music playing]
1846
01:42:55,109 --> 01:42:56,376
Hey.
[Brooke] Hey.
1847
01:42:56,476 --> 01:42:58,412
Hey, what's going on?
Are you leaving right now?
1848
01:42:58,513 --> 01:43:01,214
Yeah. Sorry. I drove by the pool
but I couldn't find you.
1849
01:43:01,314 --> 01:43:02,583
What happened to Tuesday?
1850
01:43:03,283 --> 01:43:05,720
When the AF says jump,
he jumps.
1851
01:43:07,522 --> 01:43:09,256
[man] In two minutes,
we're taillights.
1852
01:43:09,356 --> 01:43:10,792
Just gotta hit the head.
1853
01:43:10,892 --> 01:43:11,893
Roger, Wilco.
1854
01:43:11,993 --> 01:43:13,695
Two minutes?
1855
01:43:14,361 --> 01:43:16,164
[sighs] Here.
1856
01:43:17,598 --> 01:43:18,900
Take it.
1857
01:43:19,000 --> 01:43:20,434
What is it?
1858
01:43:20,968 --> 01:43:22,469
Open it, dum-dum.
1859
01:43:32,513 --> 01:43:33,748
A hanky?
1860
01:43:35,449 --> 01:43:37,652
So you don't have
to borrow your dad's.
1861
01:43:40,955 --> 01:43:42,489
One more thing.
1862
01:43:49,197 --> 01:43:51,632
I, um... I printed it
last night.
1863
01:44:07,014 --> 01:44:08,616
We don't say "goodbye."
1864
01:44:09,083 --> 01:44:10,383
Just...
1865
01:44:11,052 --> 01:44:12,385
"see you later."
1866
01:44:27,535 --> 01:44:29,369
[front door opens]
1867
01:44:30,004 --> 01:44:31,304
Let's move out.
1868
01:44:36,443 --> 01:44:38,012
[camera shutter clicks]
1869
01:44:39,346 --> 01:44:40,815
Another keeper.
1870
01:44:43,751 --> 01:44:44,886
See ya, A.J.
1871
01:44:49,157 --> 01:44:50,490
See ya.
1872
01:44:55,495 --> 01:44:57,131
[vehicle doors close]
1873
01:44:57,231 --> 01:44:58,833
[sighs]
1874
01:44:58,933 --> 01:45:00,768
[engine starts]
1875
01:45:12,046 --> 01:45:14,081
[insects chirring]
1876
01:45:22,924 --> 01:45:24,091
[can hisses open]
1877
01:46:16,944 --> 01:46:18,145
[can hisses open]
1878
01:46:53,714 --> 01:46:56,350
["Someone I Can Talk To"
by The Limps playing]
1879
01:46:56,449 --> 01:46:58,185
[excited shouting]
1880
01:46:59,220 --> 01:47:03,257
♪ There must be someoneI can talk to about this ♪
1881
01:47:04,525 --> 01:47:08,796
♪ I never realized how muchfriendship could be missed ♪
1882
01:47:09,730 --> 01:47:11,532
♪ But it's all good now ♪
1883
01:47:11,632 --> 01:47:14,068
♪ 'Cause there's no onebut we two ♪
1884
01:47:14,467 --> 01:47:15,870
♪ And I'm alone ♪
1885
01:47:16,771 --> 01:47:19,140
♪♪ But I'm alone in the citywith you ♪
1886
01:47:19,607 --> 01:47:21,575
♪ Well, I'm alone in the citywith you ♪
1887
01:47:22,076 --> 01:47:24,145
♪ Well, I'm alone in the citywith you ♪
1888
01:47:26,280 --> 01:47:27,615
♪ With you ♪
1889
01:47:29,684 --> 01:47:32,320
♪ You look so strangewithout the makeup ♪
1890
01:47:32,420 --> 01:47:33,854
♪ Upon your face ♪
1891
01:47:34,855 --> 01:47:36,524
♪ It'd be so different ♪
1892
01:47:36,624 --> 01:47:39,026
♪ Another timeand another place ♪
1893
01:47:40,394 --> 01:47:41,896
♪ Don't do nothing ♪
1894
01:47:41,996 --> 01:47:43,998
♪ That would make youlook a fool ♪
1895
01:47:47,034 --> 01:47:49,502
♪ Well, I'm alone in the citywith you ♪
1896
01:47:49,904 --> 01:47:51,906
♪ Well, I'm alone in the citywith you ♪
1897
01:47:52,306 --> 01:47:54,709
♪ Well, I'm alone in the citywith you ♪
1898
01:47:56,577 --> 01:47:57,745
♪ With you ♪
1899
01:47:59,914 --> 01:48:04,218
♪ And there are some timeswhere I don't know where I am ♪
1900
01:48:05,319 --> 01:48:08,356
♪ And there are some thingsthat I'll never ♪
1901
01:48:08,456 --> 01:48:10,658
♪ Never understand ♪
1902
01:48:12,326 --> 01:48:13,728
♪ Understand ♪
1903
01:48:14,662 --> 01:48:16,764
♪♪ Well, I'm alone in the citywith you ♪
1904
01:48:17,198 --> 01:48:19,834
♪ Well, I'm alone in the citywith you ♪
1905
01:48:19,934 --> 01:48:22,536
♪ Well, I'm alone in the citywith you ♪
1906
01:48:22,636 --> 01:48:24,572
♪ Well, I'm alone in the citywith you ♪
1907
01:48:25,306 --> 01:48:26,607
♪ With you ♪
1908
01:48:32,380 --> 01:48:35,182
[soft music playing]
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