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♪♪
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When my dad died,
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I couldn't even think
about what life would
be like without him.
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Felix asked me to join them
for some upcoming gigs.
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In what capacity?
As part of the band.
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What's that?
On the University
of Washington.
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Yeah, I got in.
Really?
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You and my father,
last year, had...
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Yeah, yeah.
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No, no, no.
Come on! Not here.
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Yes, you were
with your father,
and you...
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Mmm-hmm.
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Clyde.
This is your brother.
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That's why I was hoping to
get some help from your dad.
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I might have some cash
stashed away for emergencies
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or in case of
a home invasion.
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Look, I'm sorry
if you don't think
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I was the greatest dad
in the world when you were
a kid, but get over it.
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'Cause until I get the kinks
worked out in my time machine,
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there is nothing
we can do about it.
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Is everything okay,
Loudermilk?
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My dad died.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ This ain't
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♪ Fair, but I fear I traveled
here alone 'cause of you
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Hey. Hey.
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Shit-for-brains!
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♪ I know what
I still don't... ♪
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What the fuck is this?
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Jesus, dude.
You hear of knocking?
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Dude?
Don't you call me dude.
I'm the dude around here.
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Yeah, that's what
I just called you. Dude.
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Whose is this?
Mine.
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Don't lie to me.
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If I were gonna lie,
why would that be the lie?
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Don't be a smart-ass,
smart-ass.
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What the hell
are you thinking?
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I'm thinking I need
to hide it better next time.
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Come on, Sammy.
Are you that far gone
that you're hitting this shit?
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Dad,
it's just a little weed.
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Just weed?
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I don't know
a lot about drugs,
but I do know this...
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Once you start hittin'
the J's, buddy-boy,
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nine times outta ten,
it don't end well.
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Don't you
"oh-for-fuck's-sake" me.
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You're better than this,
Sammy.
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Now, I-I know things have
been hard on you lately,
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what with your mother and me
trying to work things out,
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and, uh...
Your girlfriend?
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No, no, no, no. Heidi has
got nothing to do with this.
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Well, very little.
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Come on, Sammy.
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All I'm saying is,
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if you ever get down,
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I mean really down,
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and you need someone
to talk to,
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you know they have
people at school
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for that kind of stuff,
right?
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Yeah, the, uh...
The lunch ladies
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are always up
for a rap session.
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There you go!
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And...
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If I ever find
this stuff again, ever,
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you're gonna have to find
someplace else to live.
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End of story.
All over. Got it?
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Yeah, I got it.
Good.
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'Cause in
the Loudermilk household,
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we don't light up
this fucking hippie shit.
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In the Loudermilk household,
we drink.
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♪♪
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This is it.
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We'll paint it and
throw down some new carpet.
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I'll need the first and last
month's to get you in here.
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Utilities are included.
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Neighbors are quiet.
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Neighborhood, not so much.
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What do ya think?
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Mmm.
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♪♪
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So, have you had any further
thoughts about the service?
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Oh, I don't know, Mike.
Just... Just do your
standard stuff, you know.
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"All rise."
"Does anybody here object?"
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Whatever you do.
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I'll work on something.
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Did your father
have any favorite verses?
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Like songs?
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Biblical verses.
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Oh.
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Um, no.
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How about songs, then?
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No.
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Although he once said
that Alone Again Naturally
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was the only rock song
he could stand.
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I assume you'll be saying
a few words, yeah?
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Oh, no.
Mmm-mmm. Not me.
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Why not?
That's your department.
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Yes, but he was your father.
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No.
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Okay.
It's up to you.
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Right.
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And I said no.
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Fine. Think it over.
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I did.
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Before I said no.
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Of course.
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These are the times
that try men's souls.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Okay.
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All right, then I guess
we're all set here.
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Okay.
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Hey, thanks, Mike.
I really appreciate this.
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All set except
for the payment.
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We accept everything,
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check, cash, credit card,
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PayPal, Venmo.
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What are you,
Catholic Etsy?
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I thought you were doing this
'cause you felt bad for me.
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While I am sympathetic
with you, Sam,
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I'm afraid
it's not free sympathy.
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I'll get you a check.
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"And the Lord said,
'Rake it-eth in
whilst thou can.'"
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♪♪
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How's it going?
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Fine, I guess.
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Tough, huh?
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Well, it's something.
Hmm.
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Notice you've been late
to a lot of meetings lately.
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What's the deal
with that?
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Nothing.
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Yeah, for an addict,
you're a terrible liar.
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Fine.
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You know I've been living here
for a while, right?
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Yes, I'm acutely aware.
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And Ben's back now.
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Mmm-hmm.
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So I was thinking it might be
time I get my own place.
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Not, like, right away.
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Maybe in, like,
a couple weeks.
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I don't know.
You think that's a good idea?
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What do you mean?
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Well,
you're still in recovery.
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So are you.
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Yeah.
I'm not moving out.
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So the only thing
keeping me sober
is that I'm living with you?
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I-I'm living with you, too.
It goes both ways.
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You're saying
I'm keeping you sober?
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No. Fuck, no.
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Look, I don't want
to start a fight, okay?
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I'm just trying
to raise the point
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that if you want to go off
and be by yourself,
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that's a tough way
to stay clean.
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I have a job.
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I am in a band.
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I'm going to school.
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It's time to move on.
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All right. Fine.
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You know,
if it goes off the rails,
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just don't say
I didn't warn you.
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Why do you always have to be
such an asshole?
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Look, I just said
I didn't want to
start a fight, okay?
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Well, I'll be sad
to see her go.
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I'm gonna go measure
for curtains.
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♪♪
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Hey. Sorry I'm late.
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You're always late.
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Yeah, well,
I'm not that sorry.
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So, you excited
about the show?
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Yeah. I mean, I'm totally
nervous, but, yeah.
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You?
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I'm oddly calm.
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Which is
making me super-nervous.
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So, um, Thurston Moore
and Kim Gordon had a ritual.
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Yeah?
After every Sonic show,
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they'd get together
and talk about what
worked, what didn't.
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That's how they
got so tight so fast.
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Makes sense. So are
you gonna regroup with
Sig after the show?
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Actually, I thought you and me
should do the post-show.
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Me? But Sig's
the lead guitarist.
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You guys write
all your songs together.
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Yeah, that's why I need
an outside opinion.
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You just made it weird.
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It's not weird.
It just got super-weird.
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Seriously. No.
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But I thought
you cared about the band.
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I do, but you're treating me
like I'm some dumb blonde,
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and honestly, I've got
enough shit going on
without you hitting on me.
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No offense, but you're
the last thing
I need right now.
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I don't believe that.
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Come on.
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Isn't it obvious that it's
not in the cards for us?
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Well, I-I think
our souls are in sync.
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That's really sweet,
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but it's probably better as
a lyric than as a sentiment.
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Well, the best lyrics
are the true ones.
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There you go again.
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♪♪
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All right, let's address
the elephant in the room.
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Yes, my dad died.
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No, I don't want
to talk about it.
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I don't want to share.
I don't want a hug.
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Cloud.
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Classic technique...
Avoidance.
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Oh, my God. Are you
reading that workbook again?
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Actually, I've got it
all memorized.
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In fact, I think
I could probably teach
one of those courses now.
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You can teach me
any time you want.
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Lesson one,
you're disgusting.
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Can... May I?
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If you guys are done talking
about your daddy issues,
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um, I've got something
I'd like to share with
the group.
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Yes, thank you.
Go ahead.
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Uh, so, because she's seen
how hard I've been working
at staying clean,
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my ex has agreed
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to, uh, let my kids stay
with me next weekend.
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All right.
Nice.
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Hold on.
All nine kids?
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I've got 10.
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I thought
you said you had nine kids.
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I miscounted.
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You did what?
Okay, I miscounted my kids.
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Does that make me a bad dad?
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Yes.
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So, anyway,
my middle son,
Cal... Callum,
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it's his eighth birthday,
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but all the kids
are gonna want presents,
and I'm broke.
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Why would they all
expect presents?
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Court rulings
and stuff like that.
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I haven't been able to get
my kids presents for years,
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and it's...
It's payback time.
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Wait a second.
Court rulings?
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Why would any court
give a shit
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about whether you buy
your kids presents?
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Fuck you,
you little fuck.
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I got lots of bills,
and I got no cash.
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Fuck you.
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Just for that, you don't
get to sign my new cast.
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I say to hell with 'em all,
to spoiled millennials.
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I never got a birthday
present in my life,
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and I turned out
just fine.
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Christ.
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Okay, well, maybe I can get
something at Goodwill.
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Maybe they won't
even want gifts.
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Maybe they just want to spend
some time with their dad.
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That's very sweet
and everything,
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but they gonna
want some shit,
for real.
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Hell, yeah, they're
gonna want some gifts.
Good ones.
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Yeah. You better come
with a shitload of stuff, man.
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Those kids haven't been
around you for a long time.
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They will turn on you.
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Rug rats become thug rats
right quick, son.
253
00:11:45,359 --> 00:11:47,223
You know what?
I might be able
to help you out.
254
00:11:47,258 --> 00:11:49,225
My cousin Lino works in the
shipping department at Hasbro.
255
00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:51,193
I'll have him send out
a couple of boxes of stuff.
256
00:11:51,227 --> 00:11:53,091
No shit?
He can do that?
257
00:11:53,126 --> 00:11:55,059
Easy.
Consider it done.
258
00:11:55,093 --> 00:11:57,578
♪♪
259
00:11:57,613 --> 00:11:58,994
You sure you don't
wanna come along,
260
00:11:59,028 --> 00:12:00,858
you know, just to show
some support?
261
00:12:00,892 --> 00:12:03,032
I can't do funerals, Ben.
262
00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:04,758
They're too depressing,
y'know?
263
00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:06,070
Oh, really?
264
00:12:06,104 --> 00:12:07,588
Funerals are depressing?
I had no idea.
265
00:12:07,623 --> 00:12:09,487
Come on, it's not supposed
to be Burning Man.
266
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,385
I know, but it's
a frickin' death ceremony.
267
00:12:11,420 --> 00:12:13,698
Okay, well...
Oh, there he is.
268
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,769
Uh, Claire's not coming
to the funeral.
269
00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:19,048
I didn't expect her
to go to the funeral.
270
00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:21,879
You didn't?
No.
271
00:12:21,913 --> 00:12:25,399
Well, I would go
with you guys.
It's just...
272
00:12:25,434 --> 00:12:28,506
It's the same church
where my dad had his service.
273
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,921
And I've...
274
00:12:31,509 --> 00:12:33,373
Don't worry about it.
Seriously.
275
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,587
Okay, uh, well,
we should probably
get going.
276
00:12:40,621 --> 00:12:42,106
Yeah, let's go.
277
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:47,767
♪♪
278
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,838
Thank you very much.
279
00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:53,669
Hi.
280
00:12:53,703 --> 00:12:56,051
I am very sorry
for your loss.
281
00:12:56,085 --> 00:12:57,638
Thank you.
282
00:12:57,673 --> 00:13:00,434
He was a wonderful,
wonderful man.
283
00:13:00,469 --> 00:13:01,746
Yes, he was.
284
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,749
Very nice,
Very genuine, very...
285
00:13:06,026 --> 00:13:07,407
Very?
286
00:13:07,441 --> 00:13:09,512
Sensual.
Okay.
287
00:13:09,547 --> 00:13:12,964
I mean, you should know
what an enthusiastic lover
your father was.
288
00:13:12,999 --> 00:13:14,724
Actually, I don't think
I should know that.
289
00:13:14,759 --> 00:13:18,073
I mean, most men his age
don't do what he did.
290
00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:20,178
Like what?
291
00:13:20,213 --> 00:13:24,631
Uh, well,
I don't think a funeral
is the right place to...
292
00:13:24,665 --> 00:13:26,150
Oh, no, no, no.
I think it's fine.
293
00:13:26,184 --> 00:13:28,290
Memories of the deceased
and all.
294
00:13:28,324 --> 00:13:29,947
Are you fucking kidding me?
Come here.
295
00:13:29,981 --> 00:13:31,983
No, no, I'm just trying
to help the lady grieve.
296
00:13:32,018 --> 00:13:33,951
Well, help her grieve
away from me, okay?
297
00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:38,541
Oh, your dad
was very open
with the human body.
298
00:13:38,576 --> 00:13:41,510
Uh, the line is starting
to back up now,
so maybe we'll just...
299
00:13:41,544 --> 00:13:44,409
It was as though he spoke
some sort of secret language.
300
00:13:44,444 --> 00:13:46,101
Vaginese?
301
00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:47,930
You're a card.
What's your name?Edward.
302
00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:49,656
Hi.
Thanks for coming.
303
00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:53,211
I'm so sorry.
Oh.
304
00:13:53,246 --> 00:13:54,695
Um...
305
00:13:57,181 --> 00:13:59,217
Thank you.
306
00:13:59,252 --> 00:14:01,150
About your dad.
It's just...
307
00:14:01,185 --> 00:14:04,809
It's too bad that Clyde
won't ever get
to know his real father.
308
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,224
Hmm.
309
00:14:06,259 --> 00:14:08,123
I-I guess eventually
Clyde will start
310
00:14:08,157 --> 00:14:09,952
to think
that you're his dad.
311
00:14:09,987 --> 00:14:11,989
No, he'll know
that I'm his brother.
312
00:14:12,023 --> 00:14:13,818
Yeah, but after a while,
he might start
313
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,510
to think
that you're his father.
314
00:14:16,545 --> 00:14:18,719
I'll be very clear
that I'm his brother.
315
00:14:18,754 --> 00:14:20,549
Yeah, but little kids,
they get confused.
316
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:22,309
I'm on it.
317
00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:25,347
We're here today to celebrate
318
00:14:25,381 --> 00:14:29,006
the life
of John David Loudermilk...
319
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,697
Jack to his friends.
320
00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:33,182
I didn't know Jack well.
321
00:14:33,217 --> 00:14:36,220
In fact, I only
met him once.
322
00:14:36,254 --> 00:14:39,602
But he was
not a fan of rock music.
323
00:14:39,637 --> 00:14:43,192
I've heard that, in fact,
there was only one song
that he could stand.
324
00:14:44,711 --> 00:14:46,747
In the words
of Gilbert O'Sullivan,
325
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,095
"In a little while fr..."
326
00:14:49,129 --> 00:14:51,476
Okay, okay, no.
Uh, just...
327
00:14:51,511 --> 00:14:52,892
Let... Let me do it.
328
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,548
Uh...
Let me do it.
329
00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:57,862
Okay, um, it's not like
I stayed up all night
330
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,933
putting something together.
331
00:14:59,968 --> 00:15:01,038
Why not?
332
00:15:01,072 --> 00:15:02,556
Um...
Yep.
333
00:15:02,591 --> 00:15:05,732
...Jack's son, Samuel,
would like to say a few words.
334
00:15:05,766 --> 00:15:07,113
Okay.
335
00:15:14,499 --> 00:15:16,605
Thank you all for coming out.
336
00:15:16,639 --> 00:15:19,090
It means a lot more to me
than I thought it would.
337
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,407
I'm just gonna say it.
338
00:15:25,441 --> 00:15:27,029
My dad was an asshole.
339
00:15:28,168 --> 00:15:29,859
He... He was selfish,
340
00:15:29,894 --> 00:15:33,449
he was thoughtless,
he was irresponsible.
341
00:15:33,484 --> 00:15:35,106
He talked too much,
342
00:15:35,141 --> 00:15:37,488
and he listened too little,
if he listened at all.
343
00:15:40,353 --> 00:15:42,976
But anybody who ever knew him
when he was young
344
00:15:43,011 --> 00:15:46,152
would always talk about
what an upstanding
345
00:15:46,186 --> 00:15:50,121
and responsible kid he was.
346
00:15:50,156 --> 00:15:54,436
He was an altar boy
and a paperboy.
347
00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:57,232
He was an Eagle Scout.
He was a straight-A student.
348
00:15:59,199 --> 00:16:01,650
I was none
of those things,
349
00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:03,686
which disappointed
him greatly.
350
00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:07,932
I never sniffed
the honor roll,
351
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,589
and I couldn't hack Webelos.
352
00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:12,178
I-I-I pretty much screwed up
every good thing
353
00:16:12,212 --> 00:16:14,974
that got sent my way
till I was well into my 40s.
354
00:16:17,183 --> 00:16:19,633
But in the big picture,
I think, um...
355
00:16:21,221 --> 00:16:25,398
Jack and I,
we're really the same asshole,
356
00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:27,952
just in an inverse
kind of way.
357
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,438
Um...
358
00:16:31,473 --> 00:16:35,787
You know, I had the luxury
of screwing up early on,
so I-I...
359
00:16:35,822 --> 00:16:38,204
I saw the pain
that I was causing people,
360
00:16:38,238 --> 00:16:40,965
and I still had time
to try to do better.
361
00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:44,003
Whereas, my dad, he...
362
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:48,835
You know,
he never disappointed
anybody as a kid,
363
00:16:48,869 --> 00:16:51,044
so he never
learned any lessons.
364
00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:53,391
So, as an adult,
365
00:16:54,737 --> 00:16:56,498
Jack went the other way.
366
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,364
And I got to tell you,
it's... It's, uh...
367
00:17:00,398 --> 00:17:03,056
It's easier to be
a bad boy than a good boy.
368
00:17:03,091 --> 00:17:04,402
It's a lot more fun, too.
369
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:19,314
The last time I saw him,
he seemed like
he was changing.
370
00:17:19,348 --> 00:17:21,557
Like he was trying
to get back to the...
371
00:17:22,731 --> 00:17:26,562
The good boy, you know.
372
00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:32,741
And I see faces
of people who...
373
00:17:32,775 --> 00:17:37,435
Who have my back the same way
that I have their back.
374
00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:42,854
We... We... We may not like
each other all the time.
375
00:17:42,889 --> 00:17:44,753
We may not stand each other.
376
00:17:44,787 --> 00:17:46,858
But we do love each other.
377
00:17:46,893 --> 00:17:48,757
He's talking about me.
378
00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:50,759
You told me
your father died.
379
00:17:50,793 --> 00:17:51,794
Did I?
380
00:17:52,761 --> 00:17:54,038
And it's important to remember
381
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,592
that that's the reason,
I think, that we're here.
382
00:17:56,627 --> 00:18:00,631
To... To love and...
And support
the people in our lives.
383
00:18:02,219 --> 00:18:03,530
No matter what.
384
00:18:03,565 --> 00:18:05,394
♪♪
385
00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:11,573
♪♪
386
00:18:11,607 --> 00:18:13,402
Okay, Cloud, come on.
387
00:18:13,437 --> 00:18:14,955
Okay.
388
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:16,371
All right.
389
00:18:16,405 --> 00:18:18,407
It's okay.
390
00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:19,960
It's all right.
It's gonna be okay.
391
00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,482
Thanks.
392
00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:28,797
Sam.
I believe this is yours.
393
00:18:29,418 --> 00:18:31,317
Okay.
394
00:18:31,351 --> 00:18:34,665
Uh, what am I supposed
to do with this?
395
00:18:35,838 --> 00:18:37,668
People will usually
scatter the ashes
396
00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:41,292
in a place that was
significant to the deceased.
397
00:18:42,328 --> 00:18:44,157
You know
any good strip clubs nearby?
398
00:18:46,539 --> 00:18:48,334
Those things
you said today, Sam,
399
00:18:48,368 --> 00:18:51,544
they were very thoughtful,
400
00:18:51,578 --> 00:18:53,304
if a little crude.
401
00:18:53,787 --> 00:18:55,203
Thanks.
402
00:18:55,237 --> 00:18:57,550
Do you mind
locking up the meeting room?
I've got to finish up here.
403
00:18:57,584 --> 00:18:58,999
No, I don't mind.
404
00:19:00,311 --> 00:19:02,900
Maloney's on 5th Street.
405
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:07,111
Maloney's on 5th Street.
Okay.
406
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,010
This stuff
is straight from Hasbro's
main facility back east.
407
00:19:10,045 --> 00:19:11,495
Your kids
are gonna love it.
408
00:19:11,529 --> 00:19:13,186
I cannot thank you
enough, Tony.
409
00:19:13,221 --> 00:19:15,533
No problem.
It's like Loudermilk says...
410
00:19:15,568 --> 00:19:17,294
We're watching out
for each other.Yep.
411
00:19:17,328 --> 00:19:19,365
Oh, my God,
this is great!
412
00:19:19,399 --> 00:19:20,504
Here you go.
413
00:19:20,538 --> 00:19:22,851
No way! Oh!
414
00:19:22,885 --> 00:19:26,130
My kids
are gonna love this, man.
415
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,339
Are you serious?
416
00:19:28,374 --> 00:19:30,514
Look at this.
417
00:19:30,548 --> 00:19:31,963
Oh, man!
418
00:19:33,413 --> 00:19:34,932
What... What the...
419
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,830
Where...
Where's the shit?
420
00:19:36,865 --> 00:19:38,038
What shit?
421
00:19:38,073 --> 00:19:41,180
The... The toys.
422
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,561
There's nothing in here
but bubble wrap.
423
00:19:43,596 --> 00:19:45,149
Those are the toys.
424
00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:48,808
The bubble wrap
is the toys?
425
00:19:48,842 --> 00:19:50,050
Kids love bubble wrap.
426
00:19:50,085 --> 00:19:51,535
They can pop that shit
for hours.
427
00:19:51,569 --> 00:19:53,226
Are you fucking serious?
428
00:19:53,261 --> 00:19:56,850
Your cousin works
at Hasbro, and this
is the best he can do?
429
00:19:56,885 --> 00:19:58,645
He just works
in the shipping department.
430
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,372
And he can't put
one actual toy in there?
431
00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:02,546
What, and steal
from his employer?
432
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:03,892
What do you think,
my cousin's a thief?
433
00:20:03,926 --> 00:20:05,514
Motherfucker, man.
434
00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:07,689
This ain't gonna do
anything for me!
435
00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:09,760
Give me that!
436
00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:12,141
This is for my kids.
Yeah. Yeah.
437
00:20:12,176 --> 00:20:14,005
♪♪
438
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,042
You never asked me
how it ended.
439
00:20:18,907 --> 00:20:20,253
Memphis.
440
00:20:21,841 --> 00:20:23,014
Correct.
441
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:31,230
See, the thing was, uh,
442
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,922
Memphis and I,
we were great
443
00:20:33,956 --> 00:20:38,720
as long as we were drinking
or doing drugs or just...
444
00:20:38,754 --> 00:20:41,550
Yeah, and then you couldn't
eventually keep up with her,
445
00:20:41,585 --> 00:20:43,759
and that's what I figured.
446
00:20:43,794 --> 00:20:46,037
Oh, no, no, no.
That was not the case at all.
447
00:20:46,072 --> 00:20:50,249
I-I could've kept up with her
until it killed me.
448
00:20:52,699 --> 00:20:54,977
Man, I would have done
anything to keep her.
449
00:20:56,807 --> 00:21:00,535
And, uh, I did.
450
00:21:03,089 --> 00:21:04,746
So, what happened?
451
00:21:06,092 --> 00:21:07,266
So...
452
00:21:09,509 --> 00:21:13,237
So, uh, one day,
I wake up,
453
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,204
and she's crying,
and I'm like, "What's wrong?"
454
00:21:15,239 --> 00:21:16,896
And she wouldn't tell me
what's wrong all day,
455
00:21:16,930 --> 00:21:19,795
and, um, we didn't drink
that day.
456
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:25,145
And the... The next day,
we stayed clean.
457
00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:28,010
And then the third day,
it's like,
458
00:21:28,045 --> 00:21:29,978
you know, we were sober,
and it was like...
459
00:21:30,012 --> 00:21:31,842
We were like real people,
you know.
460
00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:34,293
It felt like
a real relationship.
461
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:37,813
And I thought to myself,
"Maybe this is it. May...
462
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:41,058
"Maybe this has a shot."
463
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:44,648
And that's when she told me
464
00:21:44,682 --> 00:21:49,480
that she's in love
with someone else.
465
00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:53,967
Ah, shit.
466
00:21:55,693 --> 00:21:56,970
You.
467
00:22:01,009 --> 00:22:02,907
No. Uh-uh.
468
00:22:02,942 --> 00:22:05,703
No.
No fucking way.
469
00:22:05,738 --> 00:22:08,775
I'm not dealing with
this shit right now.
Not today.
470
00:22:08,810 --> 00:22:10,467
Sam.
471
00:22:10,501 --> 00:22:13,297
Look, this is the perfect day
to deal with some real shit.
472
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,541
Okay?
This is as real as it gets.
473
00:22:15,575 --> 00:22:17,888
What are
you talking about?
This isn't real.
474
00:22:17,922 --> 00:22:20,200
How is this real?
Huh?
475
00:22:20,235 --> 00:22:22,202
Me and Memphis?
476
00:22:22,237 --> 00:22:23,480
That's over.
477
00:22:23,514 --> 00:22:25,309
I could never be
with her again.
478
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,862
Why?
479
00:22:26,897 --> 00:22:31,902
Uh, because you married her
and I would never fuck
my best friend's wife.
480
00:22:32,696 --> 00:22:34,111
Ex-wife.
481
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:35,561
She's an alcoholic.
482
00:22:35,595 --> 00:22:36,803
So are you.
483
00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:39,979
Yeah, I am,
but I'm working on it.
484
00:22:40,013 --> 00:22:41,152
So is she.
485
00:22:41,187 --> 00:22:44,224
No, three days sober
is not fucking working
on it.
486
00:22:44,259 --> 00:22:45,640
Sam...
487
00:22:49,609 --> 00:22:52,474
She told me that, uh...
488
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:59,550
That losing you was the
biggest mistake of her life.
489
00:23:00,586 --> 00:23:02,657
Oh, my God.
490
00:23:02,691 --> 00:23:04,590
Yeah, and then
she went to rehab.
491
00:23:08,352 --> 00:23:10,112
She's been sober
eight months.
492
00:23:14,772 --> 00:23:16,084
Memphis is
eight months clean?
493
00:23:17,085 --> 00:23:18,500
Yeah.
494
00:23:22,124 --> 00:23:23,747
She's doing really great.
495
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,062
But, man...
496
00:23:30,823 --> 00:23:33,791
I came here to ask you
to forgive me.
497
00:23:37,588 --> 00:23:39,418
That was really selfish.
498
00:23:40,764 --> 00:23:43,525
I should have just asked you
to forgive her.
499
00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:48,288
♪♪
500
00:24:02,406 --> 00:24:04,477
Thanks a lot
for coming today.
501
00:24:04,512 --> 00:24:06,410
No worries.
502
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,032
I'm glad I did.
503
00:24:08,067 --> 00:24:09,551
You've been there for me.
504
00:24:09,586 --> 00:24:11,346
I figured
I should be there for you.
505
00:24:14,176 --> 00:24:15,730
This is
fucking nerve-wracking.
506
00:24:15,764 --> 00:24:17,110
Hey,
you're gonna do great.
507
00:24:17,145 --> 00:24:19,250
Really?
I got no rhythm.
508
00:24:19,285 --> 00:24:21,287
Oh, I know. I-I meant
with your new place.
509
00:24:21,321 --> 00:24:24,117
Y-You're...
You're right to move out.
I think you're ready.
510
00:24:24,152 --> 00:24:26,465
Thanks, Loudermilk.
511
00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:28,501
Okay, so, you know,
just remember here...
512
00:24:28,536 --> 00:24:31,159
One, two, three, four.
513
00:24:31,193 --> 00:24:33,092
One, two, three.
514
00:24:33,126 --> 00:24:36,129
If Linda McCartney
can do it,
then so can you.
515
00:24:36,164 --> 00:24:37,579
Who's Linda McCartney?
One...
516
00:24:37,614 --> 00:24:40,789
Good luck.
What?
517
00:24:42,308 --> 00:24:46,277
Hey. Uh...
We're the Ben Rogers Band,
and this is our music.
518
00:24:52,870 --> 00:24:55,942
♪♪
519
00:25:05,573 --> 00:25:08,368
♪ I got street cred
520
00:25:08,403 --> 00:25:12,234
♪ Gunpowder-gray eyes
and a stolen purse
521
00:25:14,271 --> 00:25:17,930
♪ Six pounds of state jewelry
on my ankles and wrists
522
00:25:17,964 --> 00:25:22,313
♪ I've renewed
the old family curse
523
00:25:22,348 --> 00:25:24,350
♪ A spider-web windshield
524
00:25:24,384 --> 00:25:28,009
♪ They'll never let my ass
past the borderline
525
00:25:29,907 --> 00:25:34,015
♪ I'm just looking for a place
to spend the rest of my cents
526
00:25:34,049 --> 00:25:38,053
♪ Before the jig is up
and I can go home
527
00:25:38,088 --> 00:25:43,265
♪ And it's a hard bargain we drive
528
00:25:46,648 --> 00:25:51,446
♪ We ain't livin'
We're just trying to survive
529
00:25:54,449 --> 00:25:58,384
♪ Knocked out, loaded
And let down
530
00:25:58,418 --> 00:26:01,836
♪ Vanished in the air
531
00:26:01,870 --> 00:26:08,428
♪ And we're steady
going nowhere ♪
532
00:26:14,814 --> 00:26:16,678
Kids! Go back to bed!
533
00:26:16,713 --> 00:26:18,991
No, Daddy!
We're playing with our toy!
534
00:26:19,025 --> 00:26:20,682
Ah, come on!
535
00:26:20,717 --> 00:26:23,685
I'm trying to get
ten more minutes of sleep.
536
00:26:25,066 --> 00:26:27,378
Thanks, Dad.
You're the best.
537
00:26:27,413 --> 00:26:29,380
My turn! My turn!
No! My turn!
538
00:26:29,415 --> 00:26:31,762
My turn! My turn!
539
00:26:31,797 --> 00:26:33,626
My turn!
Hey!
540
00:26:33,661 --> 00:26:35,524
Don't pop all of it!
541
00:26:35,559 --> 00:26:36,940
Save some of 'em.
542
00:26:39,321 --> 00:26:41,185
Do any of you
know how to make coffee?
543
00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:43,256
♪♪
544
00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:48,296
Hey.
545
00:26:48,330 --> 00:26:50,298
♪♪
546
00:26:50,332 --> 00:26:52,921
Never told you last night
how great you were.
547
00:26:53,681 --> 00:26:55,510
Thanks, man.
548
00:26:55,544 --> 00:26:57,616
Yeah.
All right.
549
00:26:57,650 --> 00:26:59,100
Well, I'm out.
550
00:26:59,134 --> 00:27:00,584
Okay.
551
00:27:03,311 --> 00:27:06,348
Oh, uh, Loudermilk,
552
00:27:06,383 --> 00:27:10,249
I wanted to give you
something for all your help.
553
00:27:10,283 --> 00:27:11,422
What?
554
00:27:11,457 --> 00:27:13,459
Yeah, I ordered it
a while back.
555
00:27:13,493 --> 00:27:14,667
You didn't have to do that.
556
00:27:15,495 --> 00:27:17,290
It's a nine-month chip.
557
00:27:18,809 --> 00:27:19,845
I knew you could do it.
558
00:27:20,293 --> 00:27:22,157
Again.
559
00:27:22,192 --> 00:27:23,365
I'm proud of you.
560
00:27:24,332 --> 00:27:25,782
I'm proud of you.
561
00:27:30,131 --> 00:27:31,650
Okay, hug's over.
562
00:27:31,684 --> 00:27:33,790
Oh.
Hug's over.
563
00:27:33,824 --> 00:27:35,654
Okay, um...
564
00:27:37,517 --> 00:27:38,691
See ya.
565
00:27:47,907 --> 00:27:51,531
Don't be a stranger.
I won't.
566
00:28:04,510 --> 00:28:05,684
Did...
567
00:28:17,109 --> 00:28:18,869
Ben, can you get that!
568
00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:21,044
Shitter!
569
00:28:32,089 --> 00:28:33,366
Oh, hey.
570
00:28:33,401 --> 00:28:35,714
I can't.
You can't what?
571
00:28:35,748 --> 00:28:37,681
I can't.
I can't do it anymore.
572
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,201
Oh, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. Wh...
573
00:28:40,235 --> 00:28:42,237
It's either you
or the fire station.
574
00:28:42,272 --> 00:28:43,929
Wait a second.
No, no, no, no.
575
00:28:43,963 --> 00:28:46,241
Your choice!
Hey!
576
00:28:46,276 --> 00:28:48,588
I'm so sorry.
577
00:28:48,623 --> 00:28:50,729
Come on, let's go.
Bye, Clyde.
578
00:28:51,868 --> 00:28:53,352
Come on.
579
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,740
Motherfucker.
580
00:29:04,984 --> 00:29:07,746
♪♪
581
00:29:17,410 --> 00:29:19,378
♪ Oh, the North Sea sings
582
00:29:19,412 --> 00:29:22,899
♪ Won't you come to me, baby?
583
00:29:22,933 --> 00:29:24,970
♪ Oh, won't you come to me?
584
00:29:25,004 --> 00:29:26,972
♪ Oh, the North Sea sings
585
00:29:27,006 --> 00:29:30,113
♪ Won't you come to me, baby?
586
00:29:30,147 --> 00:29:32,874
♪ Oh, won't you come to me?
587
00:29:32,909 --> 00:29:34,980
♪ Oh, the North Sea sings
588
00:29:35,014 --> 00:29:36,636
♪ Won't you come to me, baby?
589
00:29:36,671 --> 00:29:38,535
♪ Oh, the North Sea's singing
590
00:29:38,569 --> 00:29:40,399
♪ Oh, won't you come to me?
591
00:29:40,433 --> 00:29:42,401
♪ Oh, the North Sea sings
592
00:29:42,435 --> 00:29:44,783
♪ Won't you come to me, baby?
593
00:29:44,817 --> 00:29:46,405
♪ The North Sea's singing
594
00:29:46,439 --> 00:29:48,476
♪ Oh, won't you come to me?
595
00:29:48,510 --> 00:29:50,236
♪ Oh, the North Sea sings
596
00:29:50,271 --> 00:29:51,790
♪ Won't you come to me... ♪
597
00:29:51,824 --> 00:29:54,793
♪♪
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