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[door bell rings]
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[interviewer]
Hey, Molly. Thanks for having us.
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Ready to answer 73 questions?
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Is that one of them? Just kidding.
Come on in.
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[interviewer] Your house is gorgeous.
Tell me about it.
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Well, I sold my old house. I'm downsizing.
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So I donated the proceeds
and moved into this little beach cabana.
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How many pools do you have here?
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Just the five.
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Come on in.
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[interviewer]
Are you excited for the year ahead?
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Yes, very.
I'm on a complete wellness kick.
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Physical, mental, spiritual.
That's why I built this koi pond.
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[interviewer chuckles] Oh, my God.
That's so dope. Do you love koi?
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I don't, actually. I'm terrified of fish,
but I do love to eat them.
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[interviewer]
So, what else do you do to stay healthy?
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Well, right now, I'm on the Pompeii diet.
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I'm eating what the people of Pompeii ate
right before they died.
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Also, mental health is so important.
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That's why I have
an emotional support sloth.
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[interviewer] Emotional support sloth?
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Mm-hmm. Wanna meet him?
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[interviewer] Definitely.
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Oh, hi, Molly. Do you wanna hold him?
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I'd love to.
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This is Arnold.
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Arnold sleeps 18 hours a night,
only three more than me.
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[both chuckle]
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[inhales sharply] Thank you, Nicholas.
I feel so much better.
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Of course.
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I'm on Instagram, @nicholastheestallion.
Penis-outline pics go up on Thursdays.
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- Come see the rest of the house.
- [interviewer] Lead the way.
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Hey there. Did you miss me?
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[interviewer] I love your dress.
What's your current fashion inspo?
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Tibetan monk chic.
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[chuckles] Do you do any impressions?
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I do a pretty good Jerry Seinfeld
at The Gap.
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What's the deal with clothes?
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- That's it.
- [interviewer] So good.
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What's that smell?
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It's actually my waterbed.
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We fill it with chamomile tea every night.
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So soothing.
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[interviewer]
What's your dating life like?
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My dating life is on fire.
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I have three very important people
in my life:
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me, myself and I.
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Men are totally out.
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[interviewer] So, men are out. What's in?
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Hmm, nose rings, pickleball,
and doing your own laundry.
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An herb from my aquaponic herb wall?
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Hmm. [spits]
I don't know if that one's ready yet.
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[interviewer] What's your favorite city?
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Margaritaville.
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[interviewer] What makes you angry?
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Injustice.
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And drawstring pants. End of list.
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[interviewer] Tell me a secret.
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I'll show you a secret.
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I have a hidden kitchen.
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I keep David Chang in here
so he can make me food,
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and so I don't have to see him.
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[interviewer stammers]
Hi, David. What's on the menu?
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My son has a soccer game,
and I promised I'd go see him.
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Men.
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[interviewer] So, what's
the theme of your year in three words?
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Bad-bitch energy.
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Oh, look who it is.
It's time for my ab workout.
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You ready to skate, Molly?
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You know it,
extreme-sports legend Tony Hawk.
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Skateboarding is actually great
for my core strength.
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Shred to get shredded.
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Hell yeah. I'm gonna go extra hard today.
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I'm gonna have to put you
in my next video game.
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Oh, that would be radical.
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Well, thanks for visiting.
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Be careful of the sloth poop
on the way out.
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Namaste, y'all.
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Come on, Tony. Let's shred.
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Yeah. Awesome.
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[hip-hop song playing]
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[songs ends]
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You guys are still here? [chuckles]
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Get out of here. [chuckles]
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So?
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Congratulations, Coz. Forty million views.
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Zendaya only got 25 mil for hers.
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Really? That's great.
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So, are people liking it?
What are they saying?
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Let's see what's going on
down in the comments.
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[stammers] "Definitely doesn't look like
she's giving away her money."
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"Her fish tank's bigger than my house."
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"I hope that sloth bites her in the--"
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You know what?
I'm not gonna read the rest of that.
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Well, find me a positive one.
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Okay.
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Hmm.
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Okay, here's one.
"Meet Jewish singles in your area.
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Guaranteed connection. Shalom!"
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Okay. I can understand their frustration.
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Let's cool it on the interviews.
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Stop telling people your mansion
is a cabana.
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And why didn't you just get
on the skateboard?
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They said it was all above the waist.
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It's okay.
We can fix it by doing what you promised:
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Giving away all of your money
and helping people. So, let's get started.
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- Sorry I'm a little late, everybody.
- Oh, no problem.
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Let's start with the impact report
on the Alameda Street housing site.
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We have a meeting with the deputy mayor--
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Sofia, shut up.
Everybody, shut up. Stop the meeting.
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Arthur, what the hell is on your wrist?
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[gasps] Oh, this? This is a bracelet.
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I picked it up over in Venice Beach.
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Some real characters down there,
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- if you've never been.
- [chuckles]
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What are those symbols?
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[Arthur] Oh, this is a guitar,
and this is a peace sign.
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Why would-- Why-- Why--
[stammers] Why are you doing this?
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I don't know.
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I love peace,
and I've always been a big music fan.
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I mean, nothing too loud or rhythmic.
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Who told you, you could wear that?
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What's the big deal? It's just a bracelet.
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My youth pastor used
to wear leather bracelets.
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Well, until he got "relocated." [chuckles]
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There's a whole
Netflix documentary about it.
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It's called Murder Church.
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I'm in that documentary.
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Okay, guys, enough about the bracelet.
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Arthur is free to wear
whatever he would like. Let's just--
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Goddamn it. Is that a turquoise star?
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Oh, yes.
Turquoise represents cosmic unity.
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Oh, my God. I have to go.
We have to go. I have to leave.
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- I have to go home.
- Okay. Let's get you home.
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- I can't--
- Let's get you into a bath.
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All right.
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Okay. Meeting's over, I guess.
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I'll just handle everything myself.
[chuckles]
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[gasps]
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What is going on?
Who sent all of these? [chuckles]
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[cell phone buzzing]
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Oh, fuck.
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Hey, did you get the flowers?
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Yes, John, I got them.
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Had 'em flown in from Bhutan.
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Guy I got 'em from
said they're the last ones in the world.
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They're extinct now.
Anyway, how are you, babe?
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You need to stop sending me stuff.
We're not doing this.
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What happened in Corsica was a mistake.
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How can you call that night a mistake?
We made love three times.
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It was two and a half.
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The last one was...
[whispers] ...mostly hand stuff.
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I meant everything I said to you
that night.
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Hailey and I are over.
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That night was a sign
that you and I are meant for each other.
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All I remember from that night
is being traumatized
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from drinking shit water.
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Hey, you don't have
to hide behind the shit water.
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Look, the two of us will always
be connected. Why fight that?
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I don't wanna just be your ex-wife.
I want my own identity.
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Well, I'm not gonna give up on us.
Tell me what you want from me. Anything.
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I want you to stop doing what you're doing
and give me space.
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Okay. My therapist said I need to work
on my listening skills,
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so... I hear what you're saying.
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Goodbye, John.
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Bye. Love you.
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Love you too.
Damn it! I didn't mean that last--
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[sighs]
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[whines, shouts]
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Shit.
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Arthur, Nicholas
and I would like to speak with you.
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It's very important.
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[both clearing throat]
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Now, we're only here
because we care about you.
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We wouldn't be doing this otherwise.
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- It's just, that bracelet--
- It's an obvious cry for help.
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I mean, is someone forcing you to wear it?
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Is this a Saw situation?
Does Jigsaw have your daughter?
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Fellas, I appreciate the concern,
but the bracelet is a positive thing.
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It's a symbol of a new life philosophy.
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I saw it, I wanted it, and so I bought it.
I didn't hesitate.
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I mean, look at it. It's totally fire.
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[groans]
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Is this about what happened in Corsica?
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Is this because you didn't get a chance
to talk to Molly before John swooped in
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on his helicopter...
[whispers] ...and had sex with her?
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No, it is not about that.
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I wasn't myself in Corsica.
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The wine, the salty fish.
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I watched Moulin Rouge! on the plane.
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I wasn't thinking clearly.
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All that Molly stuff was just a symptom
of a bigger problem,
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- which I've now solved.
- Mmm.
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I am living life at full speed.
No regrets.
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Oh, my God. I should get that embossed
on the bracelet.
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I have never been more worried
about a person in my life.
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Listen, just don't wear it at work, okay?
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'Cause otherwise, I'll have to quit,
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and I just got used to being
around people who look like you.
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I am seeing things clearer
than I ever have.
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I just do what I want.
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And what I wanna do right now is,
for the first time in my life,
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try a cranberry scone.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, God. I do not care for that.
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It's wet and dry.
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And spicy.
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[mouthing words] Spicy?
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[Sofia] Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
you can't-- you can't do this.
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We've been working on this thing
for seven years!
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I do not agree to disagree.
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I will not take care. You j--
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[shrieks]
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What's wrong?
Did they get our Panera order wrong again?
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That was the mayor's office.
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They're canceling
the Alameda Street project completely.
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What?
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Something about polling
a different agenda,
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more "business-friendly."
Blah, blah, blah.
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We need the city's permission
to build anything.
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Bottom line is, we are fucked.
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I don't understand.
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We were supposed to announce it
with them tomorrow.
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Well, now they're going to announce
that they're not doing it.
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Oh, my God. We are fucked.
I thought you were exaggerating.
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Uh, Panera just called.
They're out of bread bowls.
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[both] Fuck!
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Alameda Street was our signature project.
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I just told everyone
I was giving away all my money.
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- Dramatically.
- On television.
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If we don't figure out a plan B quickly,
you're going to lose all credibility!
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Okay, we are agreeing
even though we're yelling at each other!
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All right. I just need to breathe.
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[breathes deeply] I'm breathing.
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[inhales deeply] This is me breathing.
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- Okay. [exhales deeply] I'm good.
- Okay.
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I'm good now.
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We are going to figure this out together.
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I want you to get everyone
into the conference room
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for a gathering thing--
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You know,
like a group talk session, like--
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Are you trying to say the word "meeting"?
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Yes, that's it. That's the word.
244
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This is not a good start.
245
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:39,241
Okay, guys. We have 22 hours
to come up with a new idea
246
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that will help unhoused people,
247
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can't be stopped by bureaucracy,
248
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,998
and ideally would change the world
and make Bono write a song about us.
249
00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:49,293
How about we sue the city
and force them to let us house people?
250
00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:50,878
I know a really awesome lawyer.
251
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,589
He helped me out
after one of my calf implants deflated.
252
00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:55,507
Well, don't look, Rhonda.
253
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:56,884
[Sofia] That won't work.
254
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,469
We don't want to make the city our enemy
if we don't have to.
255
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,930
Okay.
What if we use space outside the city?
256
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:05,434
I mean, there is some beautiful land
out in Fontana.
257
00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:07,603
R-Right by where they found
all those dead bodies.
258
00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:10,772
We can't be busing people hours away
from where they wanna live. [chuckles]
259
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:14,026
W-What if we put them on a monorail
like the one at Disneyland?
260
00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:16,069
What exactly is a monorail?
261
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,114
I only know it as another word
for masturbation.
262
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:22,534
Okay. More ideas, people.
We need more ideas.
263
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,913
This is a brainstorming session.
No idea is too stupid.
264
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:27,372
Oh, I got it.
265
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,499
What if we just hire some soldiers?
266
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:33,253
Some real badass mercenary types
with names like Fudge and Pork Chop.
267
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:37,299
Then we take over a section of downtown
and declare it our own country.
268
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,551
Then we can help whoever we want,
however we want,
269
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,179
because there are no rules in Mollyville.
270
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,473
Alternate name: Howardistan.
271
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:49,186
I take it back.
There actually are some stupid ideas.
272
00:12:55,526 --> 00:13:00,447
[sighs, breathes deeply]
273
00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:03,200
- How are you doing?
- Not great.
274
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,993
- I have an idea.
- Thank God.
275
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,912
Have you ever heard of Noah Hope-DeVore?
276
00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:10,290
I think so. Is he that AI investor guy?
277
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:13,627
Yeah, he took all that money he made
and started doing this.
278
00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:17,714
[presenter] It's called analytic altruism.
279
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:22,052
Noah Hope-DeVore funneled his billions
into HOPE 2.0,
280
00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:24,721
an online philanthropy platform
he designed.
281
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,849
Hope-DeVore uses an algorithm
282
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:31,353
to effect the greatest amount of good
for the greatest number of people.
283
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,438
Each mosquito net is two dollars.
284
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:37,901
600 nets can save one child
and prevent a thousand cases of malaria.
285
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:40,487
It's the most statistically optimal way
to save lives.
286
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,115
[Noah] And the really cool thing is
we can take that logic,
287
00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:46,243
and we can apply it to every other
problem in the world too.
288
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,829
Hope-DeVore's mission
has some famous fans.
289
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:53,125
LeBron James, Madonna
and all four Black Eyed Peas.
290
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:55,836
Wow. He got Fergie.
That guy does sound pretty smart.
291
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:58,797
You know, I'm on the record
as not trusting billionaires,
292
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,883
but I think he might be able to help.
293
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,886
Do you think that Noah
would want to work with us?
294
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:07,347
Maybe. He's a little reclusive,
but I'll try to set up a meeting.
295
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,974
We can do it at my house.
296
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:11,518
I'll have the best food, the best wine.
297
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:15,898
[presenter] Don't look for any traditional
office chairs in Hope-DeVore's workspace.
298
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:18,233
He prefers beanbags.
299
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,110
- And the finest beanbags.
- Hmm.
300
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:23,238
["Big Energy" playing]
301
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:32,915
[exhales sharply]
Ooh, I could get used to this.
302
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,499
It's like I'm sitting in a boob.
303
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:38,754
Howard, stop that. Noah doesn't wanna sit
on a hot beanbag. That's gross.
304
00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:41,715
This is one of the smartest guys
in the world,
305
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,926
so let's all be on our best behavior.
306
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:47,054
Well, personally, I'm just excited
to have another numbers guy in the mix.
307
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,224
Oh, do you know what kind of spreadsheet
software he uses?
308
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:53,185
No, don't tell me. I want to be surprised.
309
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:55,896
[sighs]
Everyone, this is Noah Hope-DeVore.
310
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:59,608
Noah. Molly Wells. So great to meet you.
311
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:01,693
Thank you for agreeing
to meet with us so quickly.
312
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:04,571
Are you kidding me? Thank you guys.
It's so unchill out there right now.
313
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,864
There's so few people like us
314
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,116
who are actually trying
to use our resources for good.
315
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:11,328
I was actually just saying this
to Sandy Bullock.
316
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,080
- Oh, my God. He called her Sandy.
- [whispering] I know.
317
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,414
- That means they're friends.
- I know.
318
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,667
I know we haven't formally agreed
to work together yet,
319
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:17,960
but let's start a dialogue.
320
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,045
I got some ideas I'd really like
to share with you guys.
321
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,965
- Does anybody have a whiteboard?
- I do. Yeah, in my car.
322
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:29,137
- I've never seen him run so quickly.
- [Molly, Noah chuckle]
323
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,601
So obviously, the mathematics here
get a little technical,
324
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,688
but this is the modeling I put together
for our Africa project.
325
00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:39,273
We optimized crop distribution
326
00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:41,483
- by population density.
- And did that work?
327
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:44,236
We reduced hunger
by 35% in our pilot region.
328
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,989
And do you think your model
could work for us?
329
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,700
Can I ask you something personal?
330
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,452
How much are you prepared to invest?
331
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,913
All of it. All 120 billion.
332
00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:58,166
Wow. In-- In that case, definitely.
333
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,711
- Can I just say how fucking cool this is?
- [chuckles]
334
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:02,087
You're really walking the walk.
335
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,839
Seriously. Can we give it up for her?
336
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:06,383
- Yeah, Coz. [laughs]
- [Noah] I mean, it's incredible.
337
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,510
- A disrupter.
- [chuckling]
338
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:11,263
Oh, well-- Well, thank you very much.
339
00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:16,310
I think I speak for all of us
when I say we're in.
340
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,437
- Yes.
- [all laughing]
341
00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:20,189
- Thank you, Noah.
- Thank you.
342
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:22,524
[agent]
FBI! Put your hands in the air, now!
343
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:23,650
[all clamoring]
344
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,157
- [helicopter approaching]
- [agent] FBI!
345
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:31,992
Let's see your hands!
346
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,493
- [grunts]
- [Howard] O-Oh.
347
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,662
What the hell is going on?
348
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,332
Noah Hope-DeVore,
you're under arrest for wire fraud,
349
00:16:38,332 --> 00:16:41,460
wire fraud conspiracy,
security fraud and money laundering.
350
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:43,295
I took a CBD gummy last night!
351
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,464
I'm trying to be more interesting.
352
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:47,716
This is crazy. Why are you all so hot?
353
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,760
- Everyone just calm down.
- [agent speaks indistinctly]
354
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,386
This has got to be a mistake.
355
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:55,265
[sobbing]
No, it's not. I-I did it. I messed up.
356
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,600
That isn't even real math.
357
00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:01,104
You have such a beautiful home.
I'm so sorry. [sobs]
358
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,649
Ow, you're pinching me. Those are sharp.
359
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:16,578
- Hey.
- Hi.
360
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:18,539
How are you doing?
361
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,165
- I've been better.
- Mmm, yeah.
362
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,544
Not only was Noah not a genius,
363
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:26,880
he was actually a criminal
who stole about $50 billion.
364
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,384
And so,
all that algorithm stuff was just--
365
00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:32,135
- Total bullshit.
- [scoffs]
366
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:35,973
I can't believe someone
would use math for evil.
367
00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:40,519
I almost gave that guy $120 billion.
368
00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:43,689
Boy, I sure know how to pick 'em.
369
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:48,235
Well, you can't blame yourself for that.
370
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:51,280
Can't I, though?
I mean, look at my track record.
371
00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:54,867
First John, then Jean-Pierre,
then this guy.
372
00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:57,494
Yeah, but it wasn't just you.
I mean, we all fell for it.
373
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:02,082
I'm just afraid that
if I can't pull off what I promised,
374
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:07,379
all I'm ever going to be known for
is being some rich guy's ex-wife.
375
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,215
You are not just someone's ex-wife.
376
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,468
And you've got a better head
on your shoulders
377
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:14,887
than people give you credit for.
378
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:18,307
I know that, and everybody
that works here knows it too.
379
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:21,602
Well, thank you.
380
00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:26,523
I always feel better after I talk to you.
381
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:30,611
[chuckles] I think I know why.
382
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,113
It's the bracelet.
383
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,824
It's got an owl on it for wisdom.
384
00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:38,827
I don't think so.
It was that way before the bracelet.
385
00:18:40,204 --> 00:18:43,248
In fact, I would argue
that you should cut it off
386
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:46,084
and throw it directly into the ocean.
387
00:18:47,211 --> 00:18:48,712
It sucks so bad.
388
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:51,423
- It's so ugly. [laughs]
- [chuckles]
389
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,259
[Arthur] You should see the bucket hat
that came with it.
390
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,344
[Molly] What?
391
00:18:57,679 --> 00:19:00,182
[breathing deeply]
392
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,690
[alarm beeping]
393
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,870
Denzel? Denzel?
394
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,121
Howard?
395
00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:27,167
What are you doing here?
396
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:30,671
Oh, Cousin Molly, have you seen
a lizard that answers to the name Denzel?
397
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:33,674
I named him after Denzel Washington,
star of The Bone Collector.
398
00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:37,135
I know who Denzel Washington is.
And why would you pick that movie?
399
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:38,720
I don't know what movies you watch.
400
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,430
What are you doing here?
401
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,599
Well, you know,
I could ask you the same question.
402
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,059
I live here!
403
00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:46,687
Okay, that's a very good answer.
404
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:55,112
What is going on here?
405
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,364
What is all this stuff?
406
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,490
I have a very reasonable,
407
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:01,076
completely understandable
explanation for all of this.
408
00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:03,912
I've been secretly living
in your guesthouse
409
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,455
for a few weeks and never told you.
410
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,291
What?
411
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:08,292
What's up, Molly?
412
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:10,043
Okay. Who the fuck is this?
413
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:12,087
Who the fuck are you?
414
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:13,839
[Howard] Oh, this is Reginald.
415
00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:15,716
He's been crashing
at my place for a while.
416
00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:19,136
You don't have a place. This is my place.
417
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:21,430
Are you who I should talk to
about the Wi-Fi?
418
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:23,140
Because that shit's slow as hell.
419
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:25,642
I mean, my Twitch followers,
they can't handle the lag.
420
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,729
Reginald, are you wearing my pants?
421
00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:35,152
[Howard] After I broke up with Tanya,
she just moved out.
422
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:37,988
Left me holding the bag
on everything financially,
423
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,990
and I couldn't afford rent on my own.
424
00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:42,826
Definitely couldn't afford a down payment.
425
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:44,786
So, I was stuck.
426
00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:46,955
And embarrassed.
427
00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:49,708
So, you know, even though
I'm much younger than you,
428
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,585
you look up to me as a mentor.
429
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:56,089
Okay, I don't think that word
means what you think it does.
430
00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:58,800
Howard, I'm your family.
431
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:02,638
I will give you whatever you need
to get back on your feet.
432
00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:05,933
No. Oh, no, you will not.
I won't take a dime from you.
433
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:08,560
I will stay here for as long as it takes.
434
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,230
I mean, it could be weeks,
months, years even.
435
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:12,523
Oh, boy.
436
00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:14,650
I mean, you don't know
how bad it is out there.
437
00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:17,402
I'm just lucky I got a rich cousin
that's got all this space
438
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:18,529
nobody was even using.
439
00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:20,572
I mean, half this place
was just sitting empty.
440
00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:24,535
So, I just thought it made sense,
you know?
441
00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:25,619
Hmm.
442
00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:27,955
Now that you know I'm living here,
443
00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:30,749
I'm gonna go use one of those bathrooms
in the main house.
444
00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,417
I need to know what they're like.
445
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,920
They have heated seats.
They're incredible.
446
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,549
[chuckling]
Oh, I knew it. Thank you, Coz. I love you.
447
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:42,261
["Let Me Blow Ya Mind" playing]
448
00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:18,839
Sofia, I had such a good idea last night,
I had to come in early.
449
00:22:18,839 --> 00:22:21,133
Well, it's 11:15, but what is it?
450
00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:23,969
So, there's not enough
affordable housing in LA.
451
00:22:23,969 --> 00:22:25,888
We know that. We tried to build more,
452
00:22:25,888 --> 00:22:27,890
but because of all the red tape,
we couldn't do it.
453
00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:32,853
So, what if we use what's already there?
454
00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:35,022
- Okay.
- There's tons of space.
455
00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:36,315
I looked this up last night.
456
00:22:36,315 --> 00:22:41,945
In Downtown LA alone, there's, like,
ten empty hotels just sitting there.
457
00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:43,280
No one is using them.
458
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:49,828
So, what if I bought them
and opened them up to unhoused people?
459
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:54,333
Just said, "You need help?
You can live here for free."
460
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:55,417
Could we do that?
461
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:57,419
I mean, if you bought those properties,
they're yours,
462
00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,087
you can do whatever you want with them.
463
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:01,798
[stammers] I think that could work.
464
00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:05,219
We could put career centers in them,
health clinics... [stammers] ...childcare.
465
00:23:05,886 --> 00:23:08,514
It would be free housing
and a resource hub.
466
00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:11,308
Wait a minute.
Did I actually have a good idea?
467
00:23:11,308 --> 00:23:12,851
Holy shit. I think you just did.
468
00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:17,147
Ooh, we could call it,
"Space for Everyone."
469
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:21,652
- I love that name. [chuckles]
- Sofia, I think I feel a hug coming on.
470
00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:24,488
Well, just one. It'll be a business hug.
471
00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:27,866
Okay. [giggles]
472
00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:30,327
This is also personal for me.
I'm counting it.
473
00:23:30,327 --> 00:23:32,788
Oh, w-- [sighs]
There are a million issues to work through
474
00:23:32,788 --> 00:23:35,082
and a bunch of people
who will probably try to stop us,
475
00:23:35,082 --> 00:23:38,043
but, Molly,
I think this was the idea we needed.
476
00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:41,255
Oh, my gosh.
Actually, I had another idea last night.
477
00:23:41,797 --> 00:23:44,341
A Starbucks, but for broths.
478
00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:45,592
Let's stick to the first idea.
479
00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,344
Yes. Yes. Yep.
480
00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:50,264
Ooh, we could call it "The Brothel."
481
00:23:52,516 --> 00:23:53,809
I like that.
482
00:23:53,809 --> 00:23:57,020
["Can I Kick It?" playing]
483
00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:04,004
[Molly] Hey, what's going on?
484
00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:07,424
Okay. Before you look at the TV,
take all of your Ativan.
485
00:25:09,259 --> 00:25:10,093
[gasps]
486
00:25:10,093 --> 00:25:12,888
{\an8}I've spent my whole life
pushing boundaries.
487
00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:16,141
{\an8}Through my companies,
I was able to change the world.
488
00:25:16,642 --> 00:25:19,895
{\an8}But now, I want to change the universe.
489
00:25:19,895 --> 00:25:26,485
{\an8}So, in a couple months, I'll be leading
our Novak Aeronautics team into space.
490
00:25:26,485 --> 00:25:27,569
Oh, shit.
491
00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:30,531
{\an8}And I just wanna take a moment
to thank the person
492
00:25:30,531 --> 00:25:33,992
{\an8}who inspired me
to embark on this adventure.
493
00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:38,247
{\an8}The person who taught me
how to listen and how to dream.
494
00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:41,875
{\an8}Molly, this is for you.
495
00:25:47,923 --> 00:25:48,924
[cell phone buzzes]
496
00:25:48,924 --> 00:25:50,425
["The Next Episode" playing]
497
00:25:56,682 --> 00:25:58,183
Motherfu--
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