All language subtitles for Dinosaurs S03E19 If I Were a Tree.DVDRip.NonHI.cc.en.DSNY.EN

"And so it was time
to say good night.

Good night, rock.

Good night, stone.

Good night, stick.

Good night, another rock."

"Good night, dirt.

Good night, yet another rock."

This is a classic?

Good night, book.

- Good.
- OK, time for bed.

You still owe me a story.

Fine. Here's one
of my favorites.

- What is it?
- If You Were a Tree,

by Bea Walters.

- Oh.
- Let's see.

"Once upon a time, in a
land very much like this one..."

- Uh-huh.
- "...there lived a dinosaur

who pushed down
trees for a living.

One day, he and his friends
were in a part of the forest

they had never seen before."

Take a look, boys.

There's a bright future
for all of us out there.

Where? I don't see anything.

That's 'cause the
trees are in the way.

But, once we've
knocked them down,

there'll be strip malls,

discount membership
warehouses, eight lane highways,

and identical tract homes
as far as the eye can see.

You are a visionary, Earl.

It's noble work we do, uh-huh.

First one to knock down
100 trees, gets a doughnut!

Timber!

Number one!

You're number two.

OK, there, chump. Time to
make like the season and fall.

Alright.

Think you're gonna stand
in the way of progress?

Not.

Whoa!

You had to grow
outdoors, didn't you?

Oh, come on!

We both know how
this is gonna end.

I'd just give up
and roll over if I...

were... you!

- Hey, look, it's Earl.
- It is him.

Hey, way too early for nap time.

- I think the lightning hit him.
- Can you hear me, pal-y boy?

Yeah, yeah. Not so
loud. My head's killing me.

I'm over here.

- Uh...
- You're gonna be OK, pal-y boy.

What am I doing over
there, when I'm over here?

And why do I look so... dead?

- Earl?
- He's dead.

What's happening to me?

Honey, I'm home.

Aaah!

- Ohh!
- Ow!

- Ow!
- Ooh!

Aah!

- Come on.
- Earl, are you dead?

- He's not drooling.
- Yep, he's dead.

I'm not dead.

Hold it. Is he dead or not?

"The tree pusher
was still alive."

Oh, good.

"But, now his spirit
was living inside the tree.

And the tree's spirit
was living inside of him."

I don't get it.

They switched bodies.

- Oh, good.
- Now, where was I?

Ah, yeah.

"When the tree pusher awoke,

he was very different.

Although he still
looked like a dinosaur,

he now possessed
the soul of a tree."

You see there? Takes more than
a couple million volts of electricity

to penetrate that thick noggin.

- Yeah.
- Right, pal-y boy?

- I'm alive.
- Uh-huh.

I'm alive and I'm a dinosaur.

- Yeah.
- How wondrous.

How magical.

See, I told you he was OK.

Now, if you could
just tell me who I am.

I'll take it. You're
Earl Sinclair.

- Are not!
- Do you know who we are?

You're morons! That's not me.

I'm sorry. I don't
recognize any of you.

Wow. He doesn't remember
anything. What're we gonna do?

Well, you know a
shock did this to him.

Maybe we could bring back his
memory with a really strong shock.

We could take him
home to see his kids.

- That should do it.
- Huh?

Yeah. Come on, pal-y boy.
We're gonna take a little stroll

- down memory lane.
- Come on.

Huh?

Sid, Gus! That's not really me!

Come back. Don't leave me!

Hi. Earl got hit by lightning.

Where is he? I've gotta see him.

Oh, now don't worry, Fran.

He's right here, and I'm
telling ya, he's perfectly fine.

Left, right.

Left, right.

Left, right.

Left, right, stop.

Oh. How do you do?

And who might you be?

Earl, this is your family.

My family?

First, I am freed from
my earthly bondage

and now I have a
family of my own.

My heart overflows with joy.

See? Same old Earl.

Say hello to your wife, Fran.

Fran. Oh, what
a beautiful sound.

Like a robin warbling it's
first song of the new morning.

- He's fried.
- Deep fried.

And these are your kids,

Robbie, Charlene and Baby.

Oh, the ripening
fruit of my seed.

I am thrice blessed.

- Who you calling fruit?
- Hey, no.

- Ah, well...
- What?

You guys got a lot
of catching up to do.

- See you in the morning, Earl.
- Oh, thank you, Roy Hess.

Farewell.

Uh-huh.

Um... maybe a good home-cooked
meal will help you feel better.

- Yes.
- Why don't you sit here.

- Ah.
- I was just about
to serve dinner.

Uh, none for me, Mom.

Actually, I was on my way out to
the, uh, Save the Mammoths rally.

The woolly mammoths?

Do you really believe
you can save them?

I know what you're gonna say.

This is just another idiotic, liberal
cause and I'm wasting my time.

No, my son.

The pounding hoofbeats
of the mammoth stampede

- grow weaker
with every passing day.
- Hmm?

If you believe you can save
them from this senseless slaughter,

then go, my son,
and with my blessing.

So, uh, was that a "yes?"

Uh...

Oh, well, then, cool.

And, uh, I'll be going.

Water, the elixir of life.

Ahh.

- That's funny.
- Shh.

How come nobody's laughing?

- Uh, I'll just...
- Ah, I am refreshed.

OK. Would you...
excuse me for a minute?

Mom, Mom? Mom, I'm scared.

Maybe we should call the doctor.

Well, a lightning
strike is serious

and he is acting differently.

- Fran.
- Ah!

If you and Charlene wish to talk,
perhaps I should serve... dinner.

On the other hand, sometimes a
"wait and see" approach is best.

Yeah.

Well, this is some lousy
run of luck I'm having.

I stubbed my toe,
cut myself shaving,

and undergo a spiritual
transference with a tree.

Sheesh, what are the odds?

- Pretty freaky yesterday
with Earl.
- Yeah.

- Think he'll get
his memory back?
- Well, if he doesn't...

that's 20 bucks I don't
owe him anymore.

I heard that. You still
owe me that money...

with interest!

Gus! Hey, I'm talking to you!

Why doesn't anybody hear me?

I told you he was acting weird.

Hey, you heard me.

It's like he doesn't
remember a thing.

It must've been the lightning.

- Yes.
- Ah.

Oh, swell, I got a bird living on
me and a squirrel living in me.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

You won't get sick
as long as I'm here.

I eat the insects which
would harm your leaves.

I eat bugs and parasites which
would infect your pulpy core.

Sounds like you need a hobby.

And in return, you'll give
us sustenance and shelter.

That's how this ecosystem works.

Plants and animals
living in perfect harmony.

Isn't that beautiful?

Help, get me outta here!

- Oh, they can't hear you.
- Why not?

Oh, simple, look at them.

Look how they treat
the world around them.

They've lost their
respect for nature.

They've lost their place in
the community of living things.

- They have nothing.
- They have doughnuts.

Hey, look who's back.

- Oh.
- Bye bye.

- ♪ La dee dah ♪
- How you feeling today, Earl?

Oh, to move, to be free.

How wondrous it
is to be a dinosaur.

- Well, I'm up 20 bucks.
- Yep.

Gus, how you nourish
me with your friendship.

Let us embrace.

Don't come near
me, you fat lunatic.

Come on, he's giving
me the creeps, move.

Ah, Gus.

How you help me
understand myself.

So, I am a fat lunatic
that gives creeps.

- Uh-huh.
- Good. Huh.

But I still do not know why
you have brought me here.

Oh, you're here
to push down trees.

I beg your pardon?

It's our job. That's why they
call us tree pushers. I think.

Tree pushers? They might
as well call us murderers.

Yeah, they could do that, but
what would they call murderers?

But, this is madness.

Look at this great tree.

This proud sentinel
of the wilderness

living bound to
it's earth and sky.

How could anyone push this down?

Well, actually, no one could. That's
why Mr. Richfield ordered some dynamite.

- We're gonna blow it up
tomorrow.
- Dynamite?

Dynamite?

No!

"And so the tree was
marked for destruction."

And they lived happily
ever after, the end.

- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.

I see more pages.

- Footnotes.
- Lying to the baby.

Oh, look. There's more.

"The tree pusher could not
bear to see the tree destroyed.

So, he went to see
the one dinosaur

who could save the tree's life."

Are you the one
called, Richfield?

Huh?

You must stop the tree
pushing, my misguided friend.

- It is wrong.
- Wrong?

Sinclair have you
lost your marbles?

I had marbles?

Again, I am grateful
for such information.

Perhaps another time you can tell me
how many and what beautiful colors...

Shut up! You're
giving me the willies!

Now get your babbling
green butt out that door

and knock down those trees!

No.

It is a crime against nature.

An act of spiritual
and moral bankruptcy.

Bankruptcy? Are you
nuts? We're raking it in!

Good heavens.

You actually take
pleasure in killing trees.

You are a grinning
messenger of death.

I enjoy my work.

I can see I am
wasting my time here.

But, take heed...

your murderous days are
numbered. The life force is on my side.

And I will not rest

until the destruction of
the forest is at an end.

Well, we'll just see about that.

Did you have a nice day at work?

Oh, sadness coils around
my heart like a serpent.

Some days are like that.

I found out what
I do for a living.

I am the agent of
iniquity and death.

They gave you
Mr. Richfield's job?

Don't you understand?
I push down trees.

As we speak, they're
falling by the hundreds.

I tried to rally my fellow workers,
but none would heed my call.

Earl, I don't get this.

You've been pushing
down trees for 20 years.

And now it must end.

Dinosaurs must learn to
show respect for all living things.

This plant is dead.
Where can I chuck it?

Good heavens.

Has everyone gone mad?

What are you doing with him?

Well, Mom told me
to clean up my room,

and "he" was too big to flush.

He is not dead.

Let me speak with him.

What has she done with you?

No water in a month?
No direct sunlight?

- Oops.
- Earl.

Let him finish!

She has not spoken to you?

For shame!

I... was...

Have courage, little fellow.

You will flourish. For you are
like no other living creature.

Repeat after me.

"I am special."

He is crazy!

Charlene, why
don't you get that?

With pleasure.

Earl, your behavior has
become rather eccentric lately.

At first, the change
was refreshing,

but now you're weirding me out.

I understand your concern,

but there is an explanation for
this that will put your mind at rest.

I... am a tree.

You are out of your tree.

- Yes!
- Hmm?

When lightning hit your husband,
he was trying to push me down.

Somehow, our souls
switched places.

Uh... huh.

And did you mention this
tree business to anyone else?

OK, which one
of you's the birch?

I am a willow.

Whatever. Slip on
the jacket, lumber boy.

- We're going for a ride.
- Yeah.

- Wait a minute!
- Now, don't you worry, ma'am.

Mr. Richfield's made
all the arrangements.

- Where are you taking him?
- Don't worry about me.

You have to save the trees.
Do it for your husband, Fran.

He's still out there,
there isn't much time!

Hasta la vista, baby.

Oh, my! Oh, my!

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Do you mind keeping it
down? I'm having a rough day.

My eggs. They're hatching.

Hmm? Oh! Well, I
should do something.

- What should I do?
- You're doing it.

What? I'm just standing
here, holding the nest up.

- Exactly.
- Oh... I see.

I'm part of this.
I'm protecting them.

- Keeping them safe
from predators.
- Mmm.

Now you're starting
to sound like a tree.

- Oh.
- Ah.

Oh, they're cute.

You know, this ecosystem thing's
beginning to make some sense to me.

I'm part of a vast
living system.

Think this is enough dynamite?

The part that's
about to get blown up!

They're gonna blow the tree up?

Doesn't look good.

What about the baby
birdies and the little furry guy?

The tree was very worried
about his new friends.

Birdies? Mr. Squirrel?
You gotta get out.

All these trees are coming down.

They're knocking down
all the trees? What for?

To build new homes.

But, these trees are homes.

Not for dinosaurs.

We live here.

You know about the ecosystem,
but I know about dinosaurs.

If you're in their way,
they'll get rid of you.

But, if we go, what
happens to you?

Don't worry about me, just go.

Go on, fly away! Go, hurry.

Good luck, guys.

Good luck.

- Earl?
- Hmm?

Are you in there?

Earl? It's me, Fran.

Fran! Fran, I'm over here!

Fran! Here, behind you!

- Turn around.
- Earl. Are you in there?

No, no! I'm over here!

Oh, please, Fran,
you gotta hear me.

Frannie!

Uh. What am I doing?

My husband's not a tree.

He's lost his mind.

I just have to go
home and deal with it.

Huh? Hello?

Is someone there?

Earl!

Oh, Earl! It is you!

Oh.

Oh, Fran. Oh, my Frannie.

Oh, Gus.

I know what you must think,
but this is not a tree. It's Earl!

You have to believe me!

- And we do, Mrs. Sinclair.
- Yes.

We surely do.

Maybe we can talk about it over
here, away from the high explosives.

Take your hands off her!

- Huh?
- Earl, what happened?

I threw a sink through
the window and escaped.

Do not touch this tree.

Oh, no, not the messenger
of death routine again?

Come on. Richfield's gonna be
mad if we don't blow up the tree

- before the storm hits.
- Yeah.

No.

If you insist on
murdering this tree,

then you will
have to kill me, too.

Huh?

- Sorry, Earl. A job's a job.
- True.

Earl!

Be brave, Fran.

I can feel your husband's
soul within this tree

and it is filled with courage.

Mommy!

Oh!

Hold it! Wait a second.

Lightning hit the
same tree... twice?

It's a fable.

OK, just checking.

- Oh, geez, not again.
- Earl?

Oh! Earl.

My Earl.

Fran? Fran, is that you?

What are you doing here?

Earl, it's you. You're back.

Fran, what's going on?

Don't you remember?

I remember Mr. Richfield
asked to push down some tree.

- Then it's all kind of blank.
- But, you were in the tree.

- And the tree was you.
- What?

Oh, my goodness.

The tree.

Well, that's one less
tree for me to worry about.

Earl, that wasn't just a tree.

You're telling me? That was
a hernia waiting to happen.

Come on, Fran, I got a headache.

Let's go home.

"There is a time when each
of us shall return to the earth.

This was the tree's time."

Come on, Fran.

"But it was nature
who decided so,

nature and not the dinosaur.

The end."

Beautiful story, isn't it?

Stupid.

Oh. And why would you say that?

The tree pusher, he
didn't learn anything.

Stupid!

But did you learn something?

- Yeah.
- Good.

Now, go to sleep.

Oh, OK. Come on, Snookie.

Oh!

Good story!