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1x05 - The Haunting of Bill Crouse
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OK.
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Here we go.
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Sit properly?
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Cheers.
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Bill?
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Mick Hucknall.
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Hey, this is fun.
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- It's been a good night so far.
- Yes, it's been really good, yeah.
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Yeah, I'll be honest,
when Julie suggested
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we get together, I was like no.
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you know, I get set up a lot
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by friends, and it never works out.
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Tell me about it. Me too.
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You know, I hate dates usually.
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They should call dates
"Spend some time with a big fat loser!"
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But this has been brilliant.
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Hey...
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I was thinking, afterwards,
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maybe you'd like to
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come back to my place?
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We could listen to the new
Jamie Cullum album.
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Maybe, yeah!
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Yeah, yeah, that'd be...
really nice actually.
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Great.
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Let me guess...
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You're a...
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red wine person?
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Yes, yes I am!
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I would be too, if we could get
some service round here!
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Yeah, you, Hucknall.
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When you, when you Simply Ready?
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Unbelievable.
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Oh, I should say, um,
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I don't really like sharing.
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So you get what you want,
I'll get what I want
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we leave it at that.
I just think it's a lot less confusing.
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Sure, sure.
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- Did you say Jamie Cullum?
- Yeah.
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I hate Jamie Cullum.
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Oh, and, just to say,
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"I don't really like sharing."
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With the rising inflection
and everything.
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In a tapas restaurant,
he doesn't like sharing.
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What the heck is tapas?
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You know, tapas,
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- tiny food from Spain.
- Oh, yes.
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- Teipas.
- Yeah, that's no how you say it.
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Yes it is.
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You're a teipas.
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What else? What else?
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What else?
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Oh God, you should have seen him
with the waiters.
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- Rude?
- Unbelievable!
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Oh yeah, I used to work as a waiter.
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If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to
carry their food around in my trousers.
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Oh my God! Before you brought it
to their table?
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No, after.
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Of course before!
Why would I do it after?
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Do you think they did that to him?
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Okay, well. While he was eating,
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did you ear anyone laughing?
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Like... in the kitchen area.
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Yes!
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Yes I did, actually, yes I did.
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That'll be trouser food.
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- Oh God!
- Yeah.
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Probably a good thing
you weren't sharing.
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My God!
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I could have saved you the trouble.
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That guy is famous, he's a mouth.
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They call him "The News"
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because he was always talking about
who he slept with.
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I would honestly rather sleep
with a rat.
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Literally.
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The thing I cannot understand yet, this:
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this is a man Julie on 5th
thinks is perfect for me,
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I mean what was she thinking?
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Wait a second.
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- Who do you know on 5th?
- Why?
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What was the name,
was it Judy or Julie?
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Why do you need to know?
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No reason.
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Lots of nice looking girls on fifth.
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Looking for an in, aren't we?
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An in? No!
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Thank you, no.
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Don't use my name
to start leching around on 5th.
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For your information, I do not lech
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I have a little more class than that,
thank you very much.
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- Post.
- Thank you.
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Oh no, this is wrong.
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A lingerie catalogue
for a Cathy Morgan Foreman.
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I'll make sure that Cathy gets it.
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Cathy Morgan Foreman,
who is Cathy Morgan Foreman?
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Cathy works in...
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Cathy works
in the department of Shulupust.
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- Department of what?
- Oh excuse me, that's my phone ringing.
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- I didn't hear anything?
- It's on vibrate.
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Hello?
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Hello, Cathy!
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Yes, you parcel did arrive,
I'm keeping it here safe for you.
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No problem at all Cathy Morgan Foreman.
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If he comes by...
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Right. If who comes by?
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The News.
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Yes, right?
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If he calls,
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just tell him something.
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- Leave it with me!
- Great!
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Although I should just say
I'm not very good at lying.
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I'm very good at lying.
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I thought you were on the phone!
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Yeah, I am.
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Yes, that's fine.
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Hello?
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Listen Moss,
you're not going to Court, yeah?
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Just tell him something.
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It's just... I've never been very good
at judging the scale
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- of the lie...
- Yes, stop over thinking everything.
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- I couldn�t do it when I was a child,
- You're getting yourself in a tease,
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I told a whopper and...
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Just tell him I'm busy!
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You're busy!
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That's brilliant!
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Just don't let him in here
under any circumstances.
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No!
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You're busy!
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Hey, um, what was the name of that girl,
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that Jen knows, was it Julie or Judy?
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Yes, one of those.
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Okay, I'm just going to go
for a letch on fifth.
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Yes.
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Look! I told you she's busy!
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Hey, back off, bastard!
This lady's busy!
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Too busy for you.
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Busy!
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Brilliant!
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- Hello?
- Hello!
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I'm just looking for Jen.
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I'm afraid Jen can't see you
at the moment.
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She's very busy.
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- Is she?
- She's a busy Miss Lizzy!
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Good bye!
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What is she doing?
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She's doing fine.
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Not how is she doing, what is she doing?
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- Is she in here?
- No.
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I won't keep her,
I want to give her these.
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- Don't give her.
- I'll give her these.
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- She won't like them.
- She won't mind!
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She will mind.
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It's not a problem.
I won't take any time.
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Look, why can't I go in?
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Because she's dead!
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What?
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Yeah, she's dead. She... she died.
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She died last night.
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She died?!
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Yeah!
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Completely.
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Oh God!
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Fuck!
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I just can't believe it!
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Well, I'd hardly make up
something like that, would I?
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No, no of course, of course not.
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Oh God!
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Well, she was a bit off
at the restaurant.
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I mean...
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Was it the food?
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- The tapas, do they know?
- Teipas!
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I don't know.
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Yes it was, why not.
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Oh Jesus!
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I know it's terrible, but,
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thank God, we weren't sharing.
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I just can't get over it.
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Yeah, well,
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we all have to go sometime.
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It's terrible, it's just terrible!
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It's bloody awful!
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She was so beautiful!
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She was some piece of ass.
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Anyhow, can't mourn
all the ruddy day, so...
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You know...
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I was the last person to sleep with her.
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- Really? She said that...
- What?
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She said she was looking forward to sleeping with you.
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I can't believe he lied like that.
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Doesn't he realise that lying
can lead to very serious ramifications?
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Hello?
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Hello!
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I'm Roy!
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I.T.
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My boss has assigned me to any work
you might want done...
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personally.
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personal... personally.
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Basically, if you want to
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just take my card.
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And...
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if you need anything done
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to your computer,
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just give me a buzz, on me phone.
It's my mobile phone, so
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you won't have to go through
all that call waiting...
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Lover.
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Okay, thank you, Roy.
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You're welcome, Judy.
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Oh, I'm not Judy, I'm Julie.
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Judy?
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Someone to see you!
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This man says you should take his card.
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The girl from I.T., that's terrible.
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I know, terrible, terrible thing.
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You know, I was actually the last person
to sleep with her.
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Very sudden, yes.
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I heard it was some bad tapas.
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Teipas.
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Yes.
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You must be stunned.
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I'm flabbergasted
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Well, you know where we are
if you need us.
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Sure, I'll be fine, thanks.
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Just sort of stay away
from this whole area,
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while we come to terms with the loss.
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Leave me now, I would be alone.
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Good lech?
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No!
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The girl, oh my God,
the girl, Judy, she's a...
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- Have you seen this girl?
- What's she like?
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- Well, she has hair on her eyes.
- Who has hair on her eyes?
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- Not you.
- No.
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I'm going for a coffee,
anyone wants anything?
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No? Okay, bye!
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- Hello?
- Hello?
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Hello Judy?
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What can I do for you?
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Computer is broken!
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Is it a PC or a Mac?
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Yes!
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Well, what's wrong with it?
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Broken down!
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Yeah, broken down how, Judy?
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- Big bang noise!
- Big bang noise, what...
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What's the precise nature
of the problem?
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MIO (My Input Output)
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Judy, the battery of my phone is...
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- Look at this.
- What?
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How nice is this?
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I just got a big load of flowers,
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and a big card!
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And everyone has signed it!
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"You will always be in our heart!"
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My God! And you said
they weren't nice here!
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Yeah.
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I don't understand
why they've done this?
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Why?
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I'll tell for why.
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It's because everyone thinks
you're brilliant!
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- Really?
- Yeah!
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And in fact, everyone thinks
you're so brilliant,
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they've just made you
Employee of the Month.
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- No?
- Yes!
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- No?
- Yes!
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00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:50,746
- No!
- Yaha!
267
00:12:51,152 --> 00:12:52,524
I don't believe it!
268
00:12:52,717 --> 00:12:55,084
- Please believe it.
- Oh my God!
269
00:12:55,963 --> 00:12:59,567
I didn't even know they had
Employee of the Month here.
270
00:13:00,252 --> 00:13:02,880
No, they brought it in just for you.
271
00:13:03,779 --> 00:13:06,001
I'm gonna go up
and thank everybody right now.
272
00:13:06,117 --> 00:13:08,083
No! Don't do that!
273
00:13:08,192 --> 00:13:09,564
What? Why not?
274
00:13:09,718 --> 00:13:11,651
They'll be embarrassed.
275
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,346
It's embarrassing being thanked.
276
00:13:15,274 --> 00:13:16,897
Don't be silly.
277
00:13:21,861 --> 00:13:24,354
Events seem to be taking
a downward turn.
278
00:13:28,586 --> 00:13:30,653
I told you, stop calling me at work!
279
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,913
Nice and beautiful Jen!
280
00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:41,729
Hello, Small Pall!
281
00:13:42,366 --> 00:13:44,820
Didn't... Are you...
I thought you were sick or something.
282
00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:46,443
Sick? Me? No!
283
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,245
I couldn't be better, I've just won
Employee of the Month.
284
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:52,057
So, um, you're going my way?
285
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,169
Don't you dare going too fast, no!
286
00:14:06,396 --> 00:14:07,498
Just...
287
00:14:07,652 --> 00:14:09,778
hard to get your head round, you know?
288
00:14:09,894 --> 00:14:11,382
One minute, she's there and
289
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,353
next minute...
290
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:14,739
just gone.
291
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,068
You know,
292
00:14:16,744 --> 00:14:18,869
I was the last person
that slept with her actually.
293
00:14:20,878 --> 00:14:23,661
She held on so tightly,
you know, it was like...
294
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,405
scary, but,
295
00:14:26,772 --> 00:14:29,274
sexy scary, you know, just like...
296
00:14:38,073 --> 00:14:39,377
Jen?!
297
00:14:39,957 --> 00:14:41,213
It was her!
298
00:14:43,029 --> 00:14:45,928
What are you still doing here Bill,
for God sake, go home!
299
00:14:46,981 --> 00:14:48,681
He was the last person
to sleep with her.
300
00:14:48,739 --> 00:14:51,947
I know... Apparently, she was
pretty hard stuff!
301
00:14:53,818 --> 00:14:55,435
Bye, Small Paul!
302
00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:57,666
Bye Jen, see you.
303
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,733
Oh dear, oh Lord!
304
00:15:06,757 --> 00:15:08,631
At this dreadful hour
305
00:15:08,766 --> 00:15:11,994
we're all reminded how brief
our time is here on Earth.
306
00:15:12,129 --> 00:15:13,636
Sorry, who is it who died?
307
00:15:13,771 --> 00:15:14,950
I don't know.
308
00:15:15,297 --> 00:15:18,118
I believe Mr. Renholm has a few words.
309
00:15:23,174 --> 00:15:25,763
There's one more angel in Heaven.
310
00:15:27,464 --> 00:15:29,241
God, I miss Jen!
311
00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:32,652
She reminded me of me, at her age.
312
00:15:34,691 --> 00:15:36,449
I mean, when I was her age,
313
00:15:36,565 --> 00:15:38,805
she reminded me of her age.
314
00:15:41,705 --> 00:15:44,072
She reminded me of my age at her age.
315
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:48,714
When I was her age,
316
00:15:49,507 --> 00:15:51,825
she was reminded of me?
317
00:15:54,326 --> 00:15:56,347
I truly liked Jen.
318
00:15:57,033 --> 00:16:00,106
And that en-likening of her
became a friendship.
319
00:16:00,666 --> 00:16:02,759
A friendship which ended so suddenly,
320
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,849
just twelve hours ago...
321
00:16:05,738 --> 00:16:09,931
After... what I gather, was a rather
sensational evening with Bill Crouse!
322
00:16:10,066 --> 00:16:11,785
Bill, you dog!
323
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,326
Where is he?
324
00:16:14,384 --> 00:16:15,891
Still cleaning himself off.
325
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,760
She was special.
326
00:16:19,997 --> 00:16:21,234
So special in fact,
327
00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:24,190
that when I called
my close personal friend
328
00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:27,011
Elton John and told him about her,
329
00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:28,788
he dropped everything,
330
00:16:28,923 --> 00:16:31,455
and offered to come here
and perform for us!
331
00:16:31,551 --> 00:16:33,561
You heard me, he's in the building!
332
00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:36,565
Elton John is going to sing
a beautiful song
333
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:37,918
about death.
334
00:16:50,723 --> 00:16:52,598
Oh my God, this is so...
335
00:16:53,158 --> 00:16:54,375
so lovely
336
00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:57,331
Thank you, so, so much!
337
00:16:57,979 --> 00:17:00,897
Tank you, thank you, oh God!
338
00:17:09,931 --> 00:17:12,134
Could I, say a few words?
339
00:17:12,501 --> 00:17:13,622
Oh my God!
340
00:17:16,723 --> 00:17:19,438
Thank you, so, so much!
341
00:17:20,114 --> 00:17:21,283
I would...
342
00:17:21,418 --> 00:17:23,468
I would not be standing up here today
343
00:17:23,489 --> 00:17:26,876
if it wasn't for so many things
but, not least,
344
00:17:28,442 --> 00:17:30,567
- Without him...
- Hey, she isn't dead!
345
00:17:30,664 --> 00:17:31,842
Yeah!
346
00:17:34,142 --> 00:17:35,997
You lying cow!
347
00:17:37,977 --> 00:17:39,446
We want Elton!
348
00:17:39,629 --> 00:17:44,421
We want Elton! We want Elton!
We want Elton!
349
00:17:47,426 --> 00:17:48,276
Okay!
350
00:17:48,372 --> 00:17:50,794
If that Judy woman comes down,
I don't work here,
351
00:17:50,829 --> 00:17:52,675
you've never seen me,
just make up something,
352
00:17:52,676 --> 00:17:53,518
just get rid of her!
353
00:17:53,553 --> 00:17:55,833
She's easy to spot,
she's has three rows of teeth.
354
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:59,416
Listen, if I needed to get out of
the country, very, very cheaply,
355
00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:01,368
how would I go about doing that?
356
00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:03,841
Hey you!
357
00:18:07,474 --> 00:18:08,981
What did you say about me?
358
00:18:10,053 --> 00:18:11,464
Hello there, Jen!
359
00:18:11,753 --> 00:18:13,396
I would love to stay and chat,
360
00:18:13,531 --> 00:18:15,579
but, I've just received
a telephone call,
361
00:18:15,682 --> 00:18:18,101
saying that my father
has just killed someone.
362
00:18:19,838 --> 00:18:21,400
I need to attend to.
363
00:18:21,781 --> 00:18:23,425
Did you tell everyone I was dead?
364
00:18:30,545 --> 00:18:31,508
Maybe?
365
00:18:32,106 --> 00:18:33,198
Because, um,
366
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,684
they all thought I was dead.
367
00:18:41,179 --> 00:18:43,186
- I know something.
- What? What do you know?
368
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,769
Bill Crouse, he's saying
he slept with you last night.
369
00:18:45,839 --> 00:18:46,837
He's saying what?
370
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:47,777
He think you're dead,
371
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,684
so he's telling everybody
you slept with him.
372
00:18:49,767 --> 00:18:51,234
He's the one you should be angry at!
373
00:18:51,334 --> 00:18:53,412
Not me! I'm insignificant!
374
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:54,944
Bastard!
375
00:19:02,078 --> 00:19:02,888
Voicemail!
376
00:19:05,682 --> 00:19:06,293
Hey!
377
00:19:06,892 --> 00:19:07,807
It's Jen!
378
00:19:08,018 --> 00:19:10,144
Stop telling everyone I slept with you!
379
00:19:10,513 --> 00:19:11,770
You bastard!
380
00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:15,415
Must have gone home.
381
00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:18,373
Oh God, my throat hurts.
382
00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:22,731
Well, it's probably all that shouting.
383
00:19:24,489 --> 00:19:26,171
I'm talking, aren't I?
384
00:19:27,504 --> 00:19:29,610
Can you get me his address?
385
00:19:30,151 --> 00:19:32,575
Yes, it might be a bit difficult.
386
00:19:32,624 --> 00:19:34,844
I have to hack into
his private company account,
387
00:19:34,845 --> 00:19:35,977
it might take some time.
388
00:19:37,126 --> 00:19:38,054
There we go.
389
00:19:41,365 --> 00:19:43,413
Oh, I really don't feel very well.
390
00:19:43,626 --> 00:19:45,655
Well, you look terrible.
391
00:19:47,529 --> 00:19:50,428
I'm still talking, aren't I?
392
00:19:59,468 --> 00:20:01,555
You have one new message.
393
00:20:01,748 --> 00:20:02,792
Hey!
394
00:20:03,023 --> 00:20:04,125
It's Jen!
395
00:20:04,357 --> 00:20:06,985
Stop telling people I slept with you!
396
00:20:07,159 --> 00:20:08,878
You bastard!
397
00:20:19,813 --> 00:20:21,533
Where Roy?
398
00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:24,605
Roy is dead!
399
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:41,044
No, no! Don't breakdown!
400
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,073
Don't break down, you bitch!
401
00:20:46,421 --> 00:20:49,687
Oh my God, oh my God!
402
00:20:52,624 --> 00:20:54,054
Bloody hell!
403
00:20:57,484 --> 00:21:00,766
Why you do that to me
when I need this chance?
404
00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:03,097
Oh for God's sake!
Now my car is bloody open
405
00:21:03,098 --> 00:21:04,754
and I don't know what it means!
406
00:21:07,646 --> 00:21:12,728
Come on, come on Ritchley...
Street, Ritchley Street.
407
00:21:15,288 --> 00:21:18,863
My God, okay, I'm... Right.
408
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,270
Probably guys, probably guys,
409
00:21:24,347 --> 00:21:26,357
leaving message, funny message,
410
00:21:26,492 --> 00:21:30,492
probably, Bob,
it's Bob leaving funny messages.
411
00:21:30,608 --> 00:21:33,139
And the, the floating head.
412
00:21:36,656 --> 00:21:37,873
It's all stress,
413
00:21:38,085 --> 00:21:41,658
a bit stress is all and...
just fun and games.
414
00:21:48,525 --> 00:21:50,013
Oh God!
415
00:21:55,794 --> 00:21:57,572
Oh God!
416
00:21:57,834 --> 00:22:01,073
Let me in! Let me in Bill!
417
00:22:01,137 --> 00:22:01,968
No!
418
00:22:02,142 --> 00:22:05,292
It's raining! Please, let me in!
419
00:22:05,388 --> 00:22:07,147
No, you're never coming in!
420
00:22:07,262 --> 00:22:10,663
Stop telling people I slept with you!
421
00:22:10,749 --> 00:22:12,720
I will! I will! I'm sorry!
422
00:22:12,884 --> 00:22:14,198
Bastard!
423
00:22:14,961 --> 00:22:17,434
You bastard!
424
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:19,811
Oh no! I'm sorry!
425
00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:22,468
You bastard!
426
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:43,153
Small Paul, you're gone now.
427
00:22:43,233 --> 00:22:47,255
You pushed that trolley
a little too hard,
428
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:52,586
You felt a twinge,
it was your heart and you're dead now...
429
00:22:55,094 --> 00:22:59,490
And now you're running four feet
in heaven...
430
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:02,448
- Did you know him? - No.
431
00:23:07,341 --> 00:23:09,447
I don't think that's Elton John.29102
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