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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:46,279 When you go to the haunted house at Camden Park... 3 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:57,323 You don't know what will happen. 4 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:02,194 Camden Park! 5 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:12,538 National Retail Federation does a poll 6 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:14,974 and they say 21% of the people, 7 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:16,976 that's 30 million people a year, 8 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:18,911 are gonna go to haunted houses. 9 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,247 For a actor in a haunted house 10 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,849 there is no bigger rush than getting a great scare. 11 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:26,819 And it could be the biggest, baddest guy in class that comes through 12 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,821 that you give that to. 13 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:30,756 One year, I think they had, like, close to 1,200 scare-outs, 14 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,159 where people walk in the door and halfway through they said, 15 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:33,359 "I can't do this anymore, I'm out, I want out." 16 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,068 Oh...! 17 00:01:42,069 --> 00:01:43,836 - I love Halloween. - Really? 18 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:47,273 If I can get you to scream, then I feel great. 19 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:50,343 Yeah, I've heard rumors of people doing things like that. 20 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:52,645 Yeah. - Supposedly hiring, you know, actual... 21 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:56,082 You know, murderers or something to work in their haunts. 22 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:58,217 Things like that, it's all talk sometimes. 23 00:01:58,218 --> 00:02:00,553 There really is. I'll show you. Inside the house, 24 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:02,254 there's real human remains 25 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:03,956 inside the haunted house. 26 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,459 Some of the actors that we have are, they're pretty far out there. 27 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,760 Would it surprise me if something happened? 28 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:10,629 No. 29 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,575 A Missouri house of horror became a reality. 30 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:24,810 Police report that a 17-year-old employee... 31 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,447 The owner said customers 32 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:32,351 walked by her thinking it was part of the show. 33 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:34,453 I do not want you all filming in here. 34 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:37,690 Tonight a 28-year-old registered sex-offender 35 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:40,092 was arrested at his work place, 36 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:42,028 a Halloween haunted house. 37 00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:45,164 There was a scare actor that was employed, 38 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,433 slashed his whole damn family... 39 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:48,768 Father and mother and sister, 40 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:49,301 in real life. 41 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:15,461 Get her in the trunk. 42 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,392 This place is great. 43 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:27,967 - Dude! - What's up, man? 44 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:29,001 Good to see you. 45 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:31,704 Hi! 46 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:32,805 What's up, brother? 47 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:33,873 How you all been? 48 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:35,207 - Bobby? - Yes. 49 00:04:36,576 --> 00:04:37,910 Mike, You've already taken over? 50 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,245 How do you feel that I... 51 00:04:39,246 --> 00:04:41,213 How do you drop five minutes in the trip? 52 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:43,249 How do you feel about me being the better looking brother? 53 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,084 - Zack? - Yo. 54 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,619 - What's up? - If he's with us on this trip I will kill myself. 55 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,487 Tell me about yourself and what are we doing? 56 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:49,955 Zack, I'm talking to you. 57 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,390 I think she's transfixed by Jeff. 58 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:52,258 You want my name? My name is Zack. 59 00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:56,028 You've known me for 20 years, Mikey. 60 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,164 We've rented an RV. We're going across... 61 00:04:58,165 --> 00:04:59,932 Well, the point is I want to find the most 62 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:01,634 extreme haunted house in the world. 63 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:02,802 Lady's gonna teach him how to line dance. 64 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,136 - Congratu-fucking-lations. - Hey, hey, hey. 65 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,972 Tell me about you, Brandy. - Uh... 66 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,041 My name is Brandy Catherine Shaefer. 67 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,010 Jeffery Bernard Larson. 68 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,845 Jeffery Bernard Larson. Remember that. 69 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:14,213 All right, Bobby. 70 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:15,414 You're my big brother. 71 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:17,082 I'm the one who went to film school, 72 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:18,717 so I deserve to carry this camera for a bit. 73 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:20,820 - You didn't graduate. 74 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,087 Did you? 75 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:22,988 This is where I wanna go. 76 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:26,091 Yeah, but this is just a clip of a girl being strapped. 77 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:27,159 Did you watch the video? 78 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,494 No. 79 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,196 You're not gonna like it. 80 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:33,599 I'm pretty sure it's not that scary if it's on the World Wide Web. 81 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:34,867 Mike, so you're down now? 82 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:37,369 Yeah, I'm in, man, like they said there... 83 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:40,206 I've heard people talk about the ones that in New York, 84 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:43,542 they zip tie you to a chair... Stop it. 85 00:05:43,543 --> 00:05:46,979 Bags over the head, that kind of thing. That's a different story. 86 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:49,348 It's just like the movies, it's like... It's the same thing. 87 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,684 It's changed. Jaycees haunted house is in the '60s. 88 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,553 You walk around and guys jumped out and said, "Boo." 89 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:56,121 That doesn't cut it anymore. 90 00:05:56,122 --> 00:05:57,890 When you were little, going through haunted houses 91 00:05:57,891 --> 00:05:59,859 you didn't know if it was real or not, right? 92 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:02,995 That element, what that feels like, I wanna find it again. 93 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:05,431 Be on time to the RV. 94 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:07,233 Everyone's looking at Mikey. 95 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:09,702 I was staring in this direction. Be on time. 96 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,270 All right. Cheers! 97 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:12,538 Happy Halloween! 98 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,440 First night to the haunted house. 99 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:25,017 Put me down. 100 00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:28,053 What are you guys up to? 101 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,955 We're going to as many houses as we can all across America. 102 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,463 Where the hell did you get that? 103 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:38,664 Motherfucker! 104 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:45,037 Is there anything that's even scared you? 105 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:48,507 I remember a haunt I went to probably three, four years ago. 106 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:51,810 There was a guy on the floor, he was munching his teeth at me. 107 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:54,380 And I looked at him and he had entrails behind him. 108 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:56,382 So he was a paraplegic they hired. 109 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:58,951 He was real fast on his hands and I thought that was the most 110 00:06:58,952 --> 00:06:59,952 scariest thing I've ever seen. 111 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,621 So how do you find people? 112 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:04,490 A lot of people are word of mouth 113 00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:06,525 and a lot of people have worked for us for many years, 114 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:07,693 and they bring their friends 115 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:09,662 and then we also put ads in the Greensheet 116 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:11,730 and the local newspapers. 117 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:13,399 And we try to recruit that way too. 118 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,668 Do you do like a background check on people? 119 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:18,837 You know currently we do not do a background check. 120 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:20,873 But we're looking into doing that in future. 121 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:04,783 - Fuck, bro! - Come on man. 122 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:05,951 What the fuck are you doing here? 123 00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:07,052 Why didn't you just call me? 124 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:08,120 What are you doing here? 125 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,222 I went out last night. Had a good time. 126 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:12,024 Then I came here on time. 127 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,859 You've never been on time for a fucking thing in your life. 128 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:15,728 Now I'm on time 'cause I was here hours before. 129 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,096 Just be quiet. 130 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:18,530 Why do I need to be quiet? 131 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:20,432 I need you serious, from here on out. 132 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:21,834 Gonna be serious from... In about a minute from now. 133 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,238 Why in a minute? 134 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:27,306 Say hi. 135 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:27,606 - Hi. - Hi. 136 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:30,876 High-five? 137 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:36,949 Why is it upside down now? 138 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:37,483 Flip it. 139 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:40,452 We gotta get some fucking food, man. 140 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:41,787 I want coffee. 141 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,188 - Morning. 142 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,256 Ladies. 143 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:45,424 What's up, son? 144 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:48,494 - Hi! - Haunted houses. 145 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:49,762 How are you already here? 146 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,730 You told the bartender, the cab driver, 147 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:53,365 the guy behind the hotel... 148 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,867 We're all going on a road trip. Who cares? 149 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,435 Yeah. Road trip. 150 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:59,338 And then, dude, and then you got a fucking pumpkin 151 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:00,572 and tried to stick your dick in it. 152 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,174 Yeah. You did a little American Pie, 153 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,942 Halloween's style. 154 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:06,645 Zack, I want to be there to help you out on this situation but you did. 155 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:09,581 - I'm sorry, I have rolling... - Zack's version... 156 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:11,450 But I doubt that I did that. 157 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:12,718 Yo pumpkin pie. 158 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,153 How're you feeling today? 159 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:17,122 Like angels and sunbeams and unicorns. 160 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:18,624 - You look it. 161 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,192 Just check it out. I got part of the fridge 162 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:21,927 that's just gonna be Jeff's healthy stuff. 163 00:09:21,928 --> 00:09:22,995 All right, so you guys know. 164 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:25,097 You're an idiot. 165 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:27,266 I will eat of your healthy stuff for the whole trip in one night after drinking. 166 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,067 Why do you need seven cameras? 167 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,969 Why? 'Cause I wanna document it all. 168 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:34,206 You ready to go? All right, let's go to it. All right team on three. Boom! 169 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:36,008 - Jeff, Jeff. - What? 170 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:38,444 You're never ever gonna get laid if you do things like that. 171 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:42,281 - You excited? 172 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:44,082 I'm excited. These are always... 173 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,385 I never know what I'm getting myself into 174 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:47,286 when we start off, 175 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:50,622 but I always have a good time by the end of it. 176 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,491 So I'm definitely excited. 177 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,092 Zack said you were a little nervous. 178 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,795 I know I tend to be jumpy 179 00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:59,665 as a person, so... 180 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:01,700 Couple that with the fact that I haven't 181 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:05,037 been to a haunted house in probably... 182 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:08,073 I don't even know how many years, since I was eight or nine. 183 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:10,476 I kinda don't really know how I'm gonna react 184 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:11,944 or what it's gonna be like or... 185 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,912 I think haunts have come a long way. 186 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,882 ...since you were eight or nine years old. 187 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,851 See, as long as you give me that in the houses, we're good. 188 00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:22,654 Why don't you tell us more about 189 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:27,092 your little kid experience going through a haunted house. 190 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:27,559 Um... Well, I assaulted a scare actor, 191 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,965 when I was a child. 192 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,501 Guy jumps down from a tree 193 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:37,569 and I'm so petrified, I don't... 194 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:40,105 My bodily reaction is just to punch him in the gut. 195 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,741 When the lights are going like this and you're so disoriented, 196 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,776 the guy actually it seemed like he jumped 197 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:47,646 straight back up into the tree almost like he had like a... 198 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,182 Seven foot vertical. 199 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,684 Probably 'cause I was like 3'7" at the time. 200 00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:56,455 I'm assuming they've come a long way since we were kids. 201 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:57,723 Well, I mean, I should hope so. 202 00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,892 'Cause I like the only haunts I've ever been to 203 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:02,194 are the ones at theme parks or something like that, 204 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,363 where the scariest thing is somebody running up to you 205 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:07,199 while you're waiting in line for a hotdog or something. 206 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,101 I promise you they're not gonna be like that. 207 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,103 All right. 208 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,005 We're gonna be out in the country, there's gonna be no rules, 209 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,607 o regulations. - Mmm-hmm. 210 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,476 I don't know how this sounds like a good thing. 211 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:20,012 This is always what you wish. 212 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,547 There's gonna be no rules, no regulations. 213 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,015 You don't even know where we're going. 214 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,817 I'm feeling kinda bad for all these bugs on the windshield. 215 00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:27,319 You're a pacifist for bugs? 216 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,954 I felt bad 'cause there were 217 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:30,489 a few butterflies that hit the windshield too. 218 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,057 I'd like to know where we're... 219 00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:33,792 Settle down. I've got something planned for everyone. 220 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,294 You have it all planned out. 221 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,762 You know exactly where we're going? 222 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,864 I know exactly where we're going. 223 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:39,064 Let's get directions. No way he's guiding this fucking ship. 224 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,467 It's not organic. 225 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:46,171 I'm still making pancakes so... 226 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:46,605 This thing is sweet, I don't know why. 227 00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:49,808 Paddle. 228 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,779 Hey, man, do you know how to get to the haunt house? 229 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,113 Are you all sure you wanna go there? 230 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:56,515 Mikey, stop screwing around. 231 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,383 - We can't find the exit. - We're just lost. 232 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,953 Yeah? All right. You go down the road right here about five miles. 233 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,322 - It'll be in the forest on the left hand side. Mike, let's go. 234 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,823 - I want this. - You're not buying that. 235 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:05,958 - Thank you so much. - Let's go. 236 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,225 Hey, guys, we got... 237 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,228 - You know where it is? - Yeah. 238 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:11,363 It's five miles up the road. 239 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,665 Getting antsy over there, Jeff? 240 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:16,401 No, I'm just, you know, jumping to my own beat. You know? 241 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,437 Just jump... Jumpin' to my beat. 242 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,439 - You know, I hope everyone... - Jumping to his own beat. 243 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,974 I might just rap for you later. 244 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,342 One celebratory shot on the road. 245 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,012 That's what last night was. 246 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:28,714 Yeah, but now we're like 247 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:30,315 "on the road", on the road. 248 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:31,817 I'll drink if Jeff does. 249 00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:33,585 Air shots? 250 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,389 Dude you look like you're jerking off an elephant. 251 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,161 Jeff, I heard that you have a poem. 252 00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:43,929 The... Oh, the poem. 253 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:46,698 I don't know if he can read it. 254 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:47,799 I can't read it while I'm... 255 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,401 I can read the poem. 256 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,502 I wanna read it. I haven't read it. 257 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:51,069 "I am poem." 258 00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:53,238 I gotta listen to this. 259 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:56,141 "I am Job." 260 00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:00,379 You hear that, the first line. 261 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,849 "I'm a swell guy who eats strawberries. 262 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:04,316 "I wonder if demons even inhabited the earth. 263 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:08,120 "I hear angels crying in my 264 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,424 "brain?" 265 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,792 "In my barn." 266 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,027 - "Barn." In my what? 267 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,061 "I touched the roughness... 268 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,698 "The roughness of Bigfoot's arm." 269 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,604 No transition, nothing. 270 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:26,204 Mikey, it's called art. 271 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,942 I'm so excited. 272 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,979 This is the first night. 273 00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:41,820 These haunt owners have forums, chat rooms. 274 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,255 They put up these pictures. 275 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,257 Dude, there's some crazy shit that goes on there. 276 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,291 You're in, you could park up there. 277 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,994 Are you the sheriff of the town? 278 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,095 - Am I? - Yeah. 279 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,229 No, I'm just security. 280 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,330 Oh, okay, okay. 281 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,532 I wish I was sheriff. 282 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,067 Awesome. 283 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,568 Hello! 284 00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:58,403 - Cool. - Haunt house. 285 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,106 Let's do it. 286 00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,174 Let's get scared. 287 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,676 Let's get scared. 288 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,535 You didn't do that. 289 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:45,417 I will finally make you get in a coffin, look. 290 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:53,191 Let me the fuck out of here! 291 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,367 You're such a dick. 292 00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:03,268 You know I'm claustrophobic. 293 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,238 We can go in now? 294 00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:09,741 You coming? 295 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,746 Shit! Didn't even get in the door yet. 296 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,530 Got you. 297 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,635 Mikey? I can't see shit. 298 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,353 - Bobby? 299 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,022 What the fuck? 300 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:42,300 Where the hell are we? 301 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,837 Even the music is creepy. 302 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,109 So weird. 303 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,749 What the fuck? 304 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:02,988 Come play with me. 305 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:05,724 Follow her. 306 00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:10,462 Get the fuck down! Fuck! 307 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,098 You wanna be a pretty doll like me? 308 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,538 Oh, shit! What was that? 309 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,807 Bobby, don't go over there. 310 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,243 - Ashes! - What is going on? 311 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:27,178 Ashes! 312 00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,748 We all fall down! 313 00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:37,889 Get the fuck out of here! 314 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,692 Come back here. I'm not done with you yet. 315 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:41,927 They just love to run you out of those places with chainsaws. 316 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:45,397 Bob, did you like it? 317 00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,134 I don't give a shit about this place. I wanna talk to these people. 318 00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:50,235 What's goin' on? How are you? 319 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,336 Pretty good. 320 00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,438 Uh, do you care if we ask you some questions? 321 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:53,905 Sure. 322 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,042 So my friend here thinks that, uh, 323 00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:59,744 shady shit goes on in these places. What do you think? 324 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,414 I can probably say I agree with that. 325 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,516 I would think it just be fun to work here. 326 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,251 It is fun. It's interesting. 327 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,053 It's definitely different. 328 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,323 How so? 329 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,963 Bob, Bob, Bob, let's go on the roof. 330 00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,564 There's a ladder right over there. 331 00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:20,665 You will never be able to get on the roof. 332 00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,233 We can film over like that. 333 00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:23,401 There's a ladder at the back. 334 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,338 Okay. 335 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,240 Mikey, when you get up there, 336 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:29,507 - do the fucking Almost Famousthing. - What is that? 337 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,244 Stop being so fucking paranoid. 338 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:35,447 --Oh, shit! 339 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:39,484 There's a shit ton of people down there, man. 340 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,361 Happy Halloween, guys! Yay! 341 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,462 Whoo! Whoo! 342 00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:54,199 They're not fucking happy, Mike. 343 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,669 Go. Get out of here. Go, go. 344 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,541 - Mikey? - What? 345 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,043 Be quiet... 346 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,277 Mikey, let's go. Now! 347 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,247 Take your hoodie off, son. 348 00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:10,815 Take your hoodie off. 349 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,517 - Where ya goin', boy? 350 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,456 Well it's the first night and you've 351 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,392 already pissed off all the haunt workers. 352 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:21,626 So good one, guys. 353 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,028 What's the scariest part? 354 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:26,164 I mean creepy guy one, creepy girl two... 355 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,566 I like the bush, like the... 356 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,068 There was this weird part, 357 00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:31,503 where we had to wait because people would be... 358 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,771 Mike, are you sleeping already? 359 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,205 Before you went through the back... 360 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,540 The guy was in camo, and he jumped out of the rose bush... 361 00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:38,710 I need you to show me the side... 362 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,445 Mike, that's that clown. 363 00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,213 Bobby, what are you talking about? 364 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,384 Dude tried to break my camera. 365 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:47,485 He seems really pissed. 366 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,326 Can we just go? This guy is weirding me out. 367 00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:56,995 Am I good on that side? Can I? 368 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,630 - Get the fuck outta here. 369 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:41,739 Did you all here that? 370 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:00,825 Shit! 371 00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:02,393 What the fuck? 372 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,167 Hello? 373 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,754 - Shit! 374 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:30,622 Jesus! 375 00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:34,492 - Jesus! 376 00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:39,264 You fucking kidding me? 377 00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:41,933 You asshole. 378 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,535 - You literally shit in your pants. Come on, man. 379 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:46,137 Oh, my God! I wish the camera could have seen you face. 380 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:46,371 - I'm too overweight for this. - I'm gonna have a heart attack. 381 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,475 How far will you go to scare people? 382 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:53,945 Uh... 383 00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:57,415 Perhaps to the point of... 384 00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:59,117 They won't let us touch 'em or bash 'em over 385 00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:00,752 the head and drag 'em off anywhere, 386 00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,754 so I have to kinda stop at that point. 387 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:03,288 I heard of, uh, 388 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:06,224 a in New Orleans doing a lot of weird crazy stuff but, 389 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,430 I have never been to one that really does that. 390 00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:16,201 Thank goodness! That's invading my territorial bubble. 391 00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:18,236 I tend to freak out if you try to tie me up. 392 00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:21,506 I grew up with three sisters. They always tied me up and did things to me 393 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,741 and I don't... Yeah, I don't... Yeah. 394 00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:25,009 No, I wouldn't go for that. 395 00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:32,917 No, not completely naked... 396 00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:33,851 I have, like, you know, 397 00:22:35,421 --> 00:22:36,921 a little bathing suit on and whatever, 398 00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:39,357 and the whole rest of my body was blue. 399 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:39,691 I had weird ears and a tail and everything like that. 400 00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:43,294 Most Zack's ever done is 401 00:22:45,631 --> 00:22:46,164 done a white sheet over his head and two black holes. 402 00:22:49,935 --> 00:22:51,936 Wasn't he like a muscle man one year? 403 00:22:51,937 --> 00:22:53,004 I highly doubt it. 404 00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:53,705 I was the Shake Weight. 405 00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:58,042 That's what he was, he was a Shake Weight. 406 00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,544 The Shake Weight guy. 407 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:00,745 Don't ever do that again. 408 00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:02,513 So gross. 409 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,783 Okay. 410 00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:08,686 Okay, I'm just reading this tweet, okay. 411 00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:11,656 "They say penis size is related to shoe size, 412 00:23:11,657 --> 00:23:12,390 "which makes the fear of being raped by a clown that much scarier." 413 00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:18,730 Give me some of those. 414 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,366 I will trade you... 415 00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:25,470 ...my chocolate 416 00:23:25,471 --> 00:23:25,903 - for one of these. Bro, look at your eyes. 417 00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:29,607 I can't help it. I gotta take a piss. 418 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:34,045 But there's a fucking lineup for the bathroom. 419 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:34,178 Now I'm residual high. 420 00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:37,649 From your cigarettes. 421 00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:42,253 - I like that trade. 422 00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:49,327 Right. When do you think you're gonna tell us where we're going? 423 00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:55,300 It's gonna be a shit show 424 00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:56,367 when we go on this haunt tonight. 425 00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:57,568 It's all his fault. 426 00:23:57,569 --> 00:23:59,304 I didn't know you couldn't handle smoking weed. 427 00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:06,577 Oh, my God! 428 00:24:06,578 --> 00:24:07,278 Oh, my God! 429 00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:11,816 Oh, my God! He is still crying. 430 00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:13,451 You really think it's a good idea 431 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,986 for you walk through any of these haunts? 432 00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:16,154 I've got a few hours. 433 00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:17,922 Yeah, fucked up? 434 00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:19,891 You're gonna be a train wreck. 435 00:24:19,892 --> 00:24:21,259 It's his fault. 436 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,527 I don't care whose fault it is, 437 00:24:22,528 --> 00:24:23,895 we've got to be there in two hours. 438 00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:26,197 This place is very creepy. 439 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:27,365 I'm scared, you're scared, we're all scared. 440 00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:30,835 And then we can get... 441 00:24:32,571 --> 00:24:35,640 You sound like, "You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream." 442 00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:36,874 You have any? 443 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,712 Brandy, what are you most afraid of? 444 00:24:42,614 --> 00:24:44,615 - I have a fear of snakes. - Me too. 445 00:24:44,616 --> 00:24:47,018 I guarantee you snakes are... 446 00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:49,253 I hate 'em. They don't move right. 447 00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:52,223 They're just unnatural. I'm not a fan at all. 448 00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:54,292 I met a chick once and when we came back to her place, 449 00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,427 and she had a fucking python, like, as a pet. 450 00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:57,729 And she just pulled it out. 451 00:24:57,730 --> 00:24:59,497 She'd come home drunk and pulled it... I'm like, "Ahh! 452 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:00,932 "This is never gonna work." 453 00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:02,767 I'm gonna put you in a coffin and then 454 00:25:02,768 --> 00:25:04,535 put snakes in the coffin, would you do it? 455 00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:06,504 No, absolutely not. I will not... 456 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,873 How much would we have to pay you? 457 00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:11,476 For $1,000 would you get in the coffin? 458 00:25:11,477 --> 00:25:13,277 For $5,000 I would. 459 00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:15,413 Coffin, cut a hole at the bottom and send snakes through it. 460 00:25:15,414 --> 00:25:18,683 Are they poisonous? Can you guarantee they're not poisonous? 461 00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:18,850 Yes, they're poisonous. 462 00:25:20,652 --> 00:25:22,520 These are big boy seats. 463 00:25:23,889 --> 00:25:25,523 Bobby what was that thing 464 00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:27,525 you were just saying about me just a couple of minutes ago? 465 00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:30,862 I don't recall. 466 00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:33,865 Well, I'll just lead you in and remind you... 467 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,567 - We're lucky to have you - ...and refresh your memory. 468 00:25:36,568 --> 00:25:38,102 We're lucky to have you. 469 00:25:38,103 --> 00:25:40,638 Yeah, say that one more time. Hold on. 470 00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:42,140 - Brandy, we're... - Hold on. 471 00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:44,008 And... Go! 472 00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:45,743 Brandy, we're lucky to have you here. 473 00:25:45,744 --> 00:25:47,412 Yeah, that's right. 474 00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:49,180 How do you feel about that, Mike? 475 00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:49,781 About what? 476 00:25:51,183 --> 00:25:53,851 I wouldn't call you a sister I never had. 477 00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:55,853 Just in case we ever get naked. 478 00:25:55,854 --> 00:25:57,221 Already had her. 479 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,856 - Already had her. - Never gonna happen. 480 00:25:58,857 --> 00:26:01,926 We made out on a roof top, kind of one time when we were 16. 481 00:26:01,927 --> 00:26:03,060 There was actually no making out. 482 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,262 We didn't make out, 483 00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:06,197 it was just like heavy petting. It was weird. 484 00:26:06,198 --> 00:26:07,965 Zack, is there like a trailer for this haunt? 485 00:26:10,436 --> 00:26:12,503 Like, did they make a commercial? 486 00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:12,937 Yeah I was trying to show Brandy but she just freaked out. 487 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:17,074 Why don't any of these haunts make commercials? 488 00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:21,212 I don't see commercials do ya? 489 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:24,782 Asshole! 490 00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:26,617 Are you fucking kidding me? 491 00:26:26,618 --> 00:26:26,918 We're gonna be in the... Driving the scares in the zombie paint ball. 492 00:26:30,389 --> 00:26:31,556 Jeff, did you hear that? 493 00:26:31,557 --> 00:26:32,723 It's gonna be awesome. 494 00:26:32,724 --> 00:26:34,091 Can't wait. 495 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:36,461 Now, do the zombies have guns? 496 00:26:36,462 --> 00:26:38,296 Are we out in the forest paint balling? 497 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:39,597 I don't know... 498 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,332 Have you ever seen a zombie shoot a gun? 499 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:42,033 No, I've never seen... 500 00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:44,969 Has it ever happened in cinema history? 501 00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:45,903 No, but... I don't know. 502 00:26:47,739 --> 00:26:49,040 Are they gonna shoot back at us though? 503 00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:51,676 All head shots, right, Jeff? 504 00:26:51,677 --> 00:26:52,877 Zombie 101. 505 00:26:52,878 --> 00:26:54,212 Hey, we have time. 506 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,014 You guys wanna pull over and have drinks first? 507 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:04,489 All alone now. 508 00:27:07,826 --> 00:27:09,093 Nature. 509 00:27:09,094 --> 00:27:11,062 Somebody was here before us. 510 00:27:12,598 --> 00:27:14,499 Yeah. 511 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:17,602 Yeah, they said it was okay to camp over here. 512 00:27:17,603 --> 00:27:19,003 I mean, it just went out. 513 00:27:19,004 --> 00:27:20,371 - Got any wood? - Not a big camper... 514 00:27:20,372 --> 00:27:21,672 Were you a Brownie? 515 00:27:21,673 --> 00:27:23,841 - Yep. - I ate a brownie once. 516 00:27:23,842 --> 00:27:26,110 Really? 517 00:27:26,111 --> 00:27:27,645 How do you know... That's a beautiful fire. 518 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:28,946 Have you ever camped in your life? 519 00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:31,315 Nope, not when I stay at Motel 6. 520 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,654 Hey, more beer. 521 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,723 That's not why I'm on this trip. 522 00:27:38,724 --> 00:27:39,891 We don't have marshmallows? 523 00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:41,425 No. 524 00:27:41,426 --> 00:27:42,960 No, it's for you. 525 00:27:42,961 --> 00:27:44,061 Drink it, drink it. Drink it, Bran. 526 00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:47,765 Don't waste it. 527 00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:48,499 Yuck! 528 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:52,570 It was just the foam, that's so gross. 529 00:27:52,571 --> 00:27:54,405 So this is a rap I wrote this morning. 530 00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:56,474 "Livin' in a barn is the life for me. 531 00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:58,342 "Green hill farm is the place to be. 532 00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:00,444 "If you pee on a fence and you hate your wiener, 533 00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:02,813 "don't be looking at my turkey 'cause he ain't for dinner. 534 00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:04,348 "4:00 a.m. and the cows get up. 535 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,417 "No desert till you crush that sauerkraut. 536 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:07,518 "Got a barn full of hay, 537 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:08,653 "A fire with some s'mores, 538 00:28:08,654 --> 00:28:10,454 "Mom yelling 'Chickens, chores!' 539 00:28:10,455 --> 00:28:12,390 "Ain't no arcade till that shit gets shoveled. 540 00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:14,592 "What you lookin' at, fool? This is life in a bubble." 541 00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:19,363 That's from Ohio right there. - Yeah. 542 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:20,765 - We know. - Straight up. 543 00:28:20,766 --> 00:28:21,832 Shampoo conditioner. 544 00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:22,733 Beard repair. 545 00:28:23,936 --> 00:28:24,435 Uh... 546 00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:27,972 What's that goes underneath my skin? Beard oil. 547 00:28:27,973 --> 00:28:29,473 What's beard repair? 548 00:28:29,474 --> 00:28:31,342 Repairs you do like once every three days. 549 00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:33,110 - Those are all flammable. - You know that, right? 550 00:28:33,111 --> 00:28:34,612 - Hello. - Huh? Fuck! 551 00:28:34,613 --> 00:28:35,980 - You all enjoying my fire? - Jesus. 552 00:28:35,981 --> 00:28:37,248 Holy shit, man. 553 00:28:42,788 --> 00:28:45,856 So, what the hell you doin' out in the woods? 554 00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:47,758 I live out there. 555 00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:49,594 - Which haunt do you work at? - The one down the road? 556 00:28:49,595 --> 00:28:51,062 Yeah. 557 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:51,996 Yeah, we're goin' there next, I think. 558 00:28:51,997 --> 00:28:53,531 Yeah. 559 00:28:53,532 --> 00:28:55,099 We see a bunch of kids at a lot of these haunts, 560 00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:57,068 'cause no one's calling Social Services on 'em. 561 00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:59,437 They're like eight, nine years old. 562 00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:02,340 You know, it's like here in backwoods and shit, 563 00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:03,407 there's no rules, there's none of that stuff. 564 00:29:04,776 --> 00:29:06,944 What you mean "backwoods"? 565 00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:30,468 If that dude is still at our campfire when we go back, I'm out. 566 00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:32,903 I hope they shoot you with a paint ball. 567 00:29:32,904 --> 00:29:36,240 Hey, this place is putting my Presidential stimulus plan in action. 568 00:29:36,241 --> 00:29:37,108 Do you want the camera? Can you come over here now? 569 00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:40,511 Hey, do you... 570 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,414 Can we film in here? 571 00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:44,115 All right, awesome. 572 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:46,017 I prefer to call it a zombie stimulus plan. 573 00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:52,823 --Brandy thinks it's a laser. 574 00:29:52,824 --> 00:29:54,892 - I'm really excited. - That's ridiculous. 575 00:29:54,893 --> 00:29:57,328 How long have you guys been doin' the zombie paintball? 576 00:29:57,329 --> 00:29:58,729 This is our first year. 577 00:29:58,730 --> 00:30:00,298 - First year? - Groundbreaking! 578 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:02,333 Wow! 579 00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:03,801 Well, I'm gonna tell everybody I know, just so you know. 580 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,936 Seven more people are going to find out. 581 00:30:05,937 --> 00:30:07,471 He has seven Facebook friends. 582 00:30:12,711 --> 00:30:14,345 I don't think I hit anything. Get closer. 583 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:16,480 So, how can you do that? How can you do that? 584 00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:22,787 Put these on. 585 00:30:22,788 --> 00:30:25,323 All right, guys, getting into dead territory over here. 586 00:30:27,793 --> 00:30:29,894 Oh, fuck, look at that face. 587 00:30:29,895 --> 00:30:31,629 Man, I'm gonna crush this guy. There he is. 588 00:30:34,199 --> 00:30:34,565 - Get that one. 589 00:30:43,141 --> 00:30:45,209 Get it, get it, get it. 590 00:30:46,912 --> 00:30:48,979 Oh, shit! 591 00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:50,214 Yeah, you bitches! Fucking die! 592 00:30:51,817 --> 00:30:52,917 Hey, Mikey, did that hit you? 593 00:30:52,918 --> 00:30:55,086 Yeah. Right in the face, dude. 594 00:30:58,690 --> 00:30:59,957 Power of Christ compels you! 595 00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:01,325 That was awesome. 596 00:31:03,628 --> 00:31:07,531 That was the most fun I've had in forever, that was so cool. 597 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:09,367 Zack, I will do whatever you wanna do. 598 00:31:09,368 --> 00:31:10,701 Thank you. 599 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:13,304 Hey! I want that written down and documented. 600 00:31:13,305 --> 00:31:15,506 Jeff said, "I will do whatever you want on this trip." 601 00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:17,808 Whatever, this is like the most fun ever. 602 00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:19,643 What did you think, mate? 603 00:31:19,644 --> 00:31:20,244 Banging around. 604 00:31:21,446 --> 00:31:22,980 - I'll fix it. - RV is breaking down. 605 00:31:22,981 --> 00:31:25,449 I'm going to be banging around back there soon 606 00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:26,550 with a zombie. 607 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:28,052 Bang around and go to fucking bed. 608 00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:29,954 That joke is never going to die. 609 00:31:29,955 --> 00:31:31,355 I think let's pull over. 610 00:31:31,356 --> 00:31:32,590 Keep going. 611 00:31:32,591 --> 00:31:33,924 What the fuck is that? 612 00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:34,825 Hey, guys. 613 00:31:36,128 --> 00:31:38,129 Is that the girl from the haunt? 614 00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:39,630 We're 100 miles from there, there's no way that's her. 615 00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:40,998 Stop. Pull over in front of her. 616 00:31:40,999 --> 00:31:42,700 - Oh, my God. - Why? 617 00:31:42,701 --> 00:31:43,834 What, are you going to talk to her or something? 618 00:31:43,835 --> 00:31:45,770 Stop. Pull over. Just pull up. 619 00:31:45,771 --> 00:31:47,338 - I'll go talk to her. Trying to be the hero? 620 00:31:47,339 --> 00:31:48,672 Well, I'm not trying to be a... 621 00:31:48,673 --> 00:31:49,507 Real, genuine, Texan. 622 00:31:52,778 --> 00:31:53,844 Why does your brother do this? 623 00:31:53,845 --> 00:31:55,579 Also 3:00 in the morning. 624 00:32:01,353 --> 00:32:02,753 Oh! There goes your brother. 625 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:04,522 She didn't really say anything. 626 00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:13,964 Mikey, what's going on? 627 00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:14,698 I don't know. 628 00:32:16,001 --> 00:32:17,668 She just kind of followed me in here. 629 00:32:20,906 --> 00:32:22,373 Something happened to your car? 630 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:27,778 Can you call somebody or something? 631 00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:31,649 Is there anywhere we can take you? 632 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:03,547 What the fuck was that? 633 00:33:05,116 --> 00:33:07,518 Getting the fuck out of here. 634 00:33:09,054 --> 00:33:10,321 She was just fucking with us. Let's go. 635 00:33:15,727 --> 00:33:17,328 It was okay, but it was too scary for me. 636 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,395 - It was good. - Yeah? 637 00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:19,597 It was a good little scare. 638 00:33:19,598 --> 00:33:21,165 The scariest thing is when the walls open up 639 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:22,766 and they come out from the walls. 640 00:33:22,767 --> 00:33:24,835 You don't even see 'em 'cause they look like the walls. 641 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,504 There's all blood gushing everywhere. 642 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:29,006 I was like, "Oh, my gosh". 643 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,941 It was like, "Get me out of this damn place". 644 00:33:30,942 --> 00:33:32,843 Because I was scared he had a chainsaw! 645 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,411 That's what I'm looking for. 646 00:33:34,412 --> 00:33:35,579 This lady, uh-uh. 647 00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:35,746 She wants the, "Ooh, all scary. Oh, my God." No. 648 00:33:39,918 --> 00:33:42,286 We want the real stuff, the Faces of Death stuff. 649 00:33:42,287 --> 00:33:45,089 Your community service was working at a haunted house? 650 00:33:45,090 --> 00:33:46,891 For real, for real. 651 00:33:46,892 --> 00:33:49,527 Okay, see, now that, had I known that first, 652 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:51,729 - that'd make it scarier going in. - Yeah. 653 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:56,133 Let's do it. 654 00:33:56,134 --> 00:33:57,334 Is everybody else up? 655 00:33:57,335 --> 00:33:59,136 Uh, I don't know. 656 00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:00,638 Mikey's definitely not. 657 00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:02,473 I think I nudged him, like, five times. 658 00:34:02,474 --> 00:34:04,708 Does it have to be like this every morning? 659 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:07,011 I need eight minutes to totally get ready. 660 00:34:07,012 --> 00:34:08,412 I'll be fine. You get ready. 661 00:34:08,413 --> 00:34:10,781 The last night was really weird. 662 00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:13,150 - Yeah, you made it weird. - You brought her in here. 663 00:34:13,151 --> 00:34:16,887 Oh, man, I didn't think that was going to happen, it was just... 664 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:20,491 It's kind of weird. It's almost like they're fictional characters. 665 00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:22,326 - You know what I mean? - Yep. 666 00:34:22,327 --> 00:34:23,627 So funny. 667 00:34:23,628 --> 00:34:25,229 I mean, I guess not really funny. 668 00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:33,137 Bob, what exactly are you looking for on this? 669 00:34:33,138 --> 00:34:36,006 I mean these... You keep saying back country. 670 00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:37,508 I mean, that's... 671 00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:38,776 Where these hillbillies... 672 00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:40,744 Some of them are a little messed up. 673 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:42,546 These places though, it's like, 674 00:34:42,547 --> 00:34:45,282 we have this password we have to find for this. 675 00:34:45,283 --> 00:34:47,451 They say "blue skull, blue skeleton." 676 00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:50,588 But there's something to blue because people keep using it. 677 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:53,023 And it was in Dallas, then it was in Houston. 678 00:34:53,024 --> 00:34:54,224 And so it moves around. 679 00:34:54,225 --> 00:34:55,960 So it's not as much about backwoods 680 00:34:55,961 --> 00:34:58,762 as we're going to have to go to the backwoods to find the password. 681 00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:00,497 But the place, it seems like... 682 00:35:00,498 --> 00:35:01,765 "Is this the haunt hole?" 683 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,534 What is an extreme haunt? 684 00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:06,236 Instead of them chasing you with a chainsaw with no chain on it, 685 00:35:06,237 --> 00:35:09,173 they're going to chase you with the chain on it and like... 686 00:35:09,174 --> 00:35:11,175 I don't understand how far... 687 00:35:11,176 --> 00:35:14,378 Like, how far you really can go on without hurting somebody. 688 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,253 - But that's where... - Oh, shit. 689 00:35:23,254 --> 00:35:24,822 You need to get out, and we need to check with... 690 00:35:24,823 --> 00:35:26,023 Guys, where in the hell is this place? 691 00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:29,994 I want to say it's further away than you think, 692 00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:36,367 but, Todd says, "Are we lost?" 693 00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:44,308 Look at this place. 694 00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:46,043 Can I even fit, Zack, is this... 695 00:35:46,044 --> 00:35:47,711 Can you even get in here? 696 00:35:47,712 --> 00:35:49,780 Going to have to make it work. 697 00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:52,116 Oh, my God. 698 00:35:52,117 --> 00:35:53,751 Can you try not to run over any more children? 699 00:35:53,752 --> 00:35:55,152 All these people are already outside. 700 00:35:57,122 --> 00:35:58,822 It's actually kind of cool to get here early and see 701 00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:00,691 like, they're, like, being real people. 702 00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:02,393 Oh! 703 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:12,503 This place is a shit hole, Bobby. 704 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:14,004 In the middle of bumfuck nowhere. 705 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:15,673 His back was enough for you, Bobby? 706 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,408 These are your people, farm boy. 707 00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:19,643 That's right, dude. - It looks like high school kids made this. 708 00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:21,578 - What up? - What? 709 00:36:21,579 --> 00:36:22,880 - I couldn't even go. Let's go. We're going to... 710 00:36:22,881 --> 00:36:23,614 What so you mean... Let's go. 711 00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:25,816 The line was ridiculous. 712 00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:27,184 Why are you waiting in line? We're in the middle of a fucking forest. 713 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:27,718 Go piss in the bushes. 714 00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:44,301 Holy shit. 715 00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:46,403 Dude. 716 00:36:47,472 --> 00:36:48,272 Nice costume. 717 00:36:50,775 --> 00:36:51,842 Jesus! 718 00:36:56,014 --> 00:36:57,081 Okay. 719 00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:00,751 Holy shit. 720 00:37:00,752 --> 00:37:02,086 What the hell, man? 721 00:37:02,087 --> 00:37:03,954 Leave me alone. 722 00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:05,355 Don't! 723 00:37:05,356 --> 00:37:07,057 Why the fuck are you following me? 724 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:08,592 Oh, fuck. 725 00:37:08,593 --> 00:37:09,960 Get the fuck away. 726 00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:13,163 Oh, fuck! 727 00:37:16,267 --> 00:37:18,502 Please, what do you want? 728 00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:21,171 What the fuck is wrong with you? 729 00:37:22,373 --> 00:37:23,574 What the fuck? 730 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:29,947 Jesus. Not even a haunt yet. 731 00:37:31,149 --> 00:37:33,217 Zack? 732 00:37:34,285 --> 00:37:35,152 Yo. 733 00:37:41,025 --> 00:37:42,860 What are you doing, man? 734 00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:51,068 Hey, guys! How's it going? What's your name, buddy? 735 00:37:53,738 --> 00:37:56,273 Hi, Mikey. How are you doin'? 736 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:59,042 What's the camera for? Are you guys doing Crimestoppers 737 00:37:59,043 --> 00:38:00,377 or Cops or something? 738 00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:01,945 We're doing To Catch a Predator. 739 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:03,547 To Catch a Predator? 740 00:38:03,548 --> 00:38:06,416 I gotta go. 741 00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:10,354 Watch out, where're you going, you piece of shit? 742 00:38:10,355 --> 00:38:11,054 Ooh. Oh, I like big, fuzzy bears. 743 00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:15,425 Ooh. 744 00:38:15,426 --> 00:38:17,161 Oh! Always touch the beard. 745 00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:18,562 Always touch the beard. 746 00:38:18,563 --> 00:38:19,830 I feel so violated right now. 747 00:38:28,706 --> 00:38:30,507 Zack, watch the light. 748 00:38:32,177 --> 00:38:33,310 Trying, dude. Go ahead of us. 749 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:46,023 Break out! Break out! 750 00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:48,759 Come on! 751 00:38:50,562 --> 00:38:52,462 Zack? 752 00:38:52,463 --> 00:38:53,797 Where did you go? 753 00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:56,800 Wait, where are you? 754 00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:05,309 Which way? 755 00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:21,425 That's disgusting. 756 00:39:21,426 --> 00:39:22,559 Brandy, you all right? 757 00:39:27,799 --> 00:39:29,099 Please! 758 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:31,468 No, no! Let me go, please. 759 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,574 Let me out. Let me out. 760 00:39:37,575 --> 00:39:38,909 Let me out! 761 00:39:41,145 --> 00:39:42,779 Please, let me go! 762 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:44,781 Ed, shut the fuck up! 763 00:39:44,782 --> 00:39:45,616 This is so fucked up. 764 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:49,720 You want a piece of her, boys? 765 00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:54,758 Zack, I don't think we're supposed to go in here. 766 00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:55,859 Zack! Don't go... 767 00:39:57,295 --> 00:39:58,395 Don't go. 768 00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:00,898 I'm just here for your father. 769 00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:03,367 Get that thing out of here! 770 00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:13,243 Get out of here! 771 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:14,611 Guys, let's get out of here! 772 00:40:14,612 --> 00:40:16,346 Get the fuck out of here! 773 00:40:46,377 --> 00:40:48,412 He's still behind you! 774 00:40:48,413 --> 00:40:50,347 Walk, walk, walk. He's still following us. 775 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,084 Zack! 776 00:40:54,085 --> 00:40:56,653 Oh, my God! 777 00:41:02,393 --> 00:41:03,593 Oh, my God! 778 00:41:03,594 --> 00:41:04,661 Oh, God! 779 00:41:08,866 --> 00:41:10,167 What's going on? 780 00:41:10,168 --> 00:41:11,702 Oh, shit! 781 00:41:12,870 --> 00:41:14,504 Back up, back up, back up, back up! 782 00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:22,980 Shit. 783 00:41:27,685 --> 00:41:28,118 Zack, let's go. Let's go. 784 00:41:34,392 --> 00:41:37,260 Zack, let's go! Let's go! Fuck! Come on! 785 00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:39,963 There you are, fucking sucker! Yeah, take it! 786 00:41:39,964 --> 00:41:41,131 Take it! Take it! 787 00:41:41,132 --> 00:41:42,466 Good morning. 788 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,169 Brandy. 789 00:42:19,170 --> 00:42:20,704 You're gonna die. 790 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,608 - Brandy. - Walk away. 791 00:42:24,609 --> 00:42:25,375 Brandy. 792 00:42:27,478 --> 00:42:28,779 It's time to play! 793 00:42:30,348 --> 00:42:31,815 Get the fuck away from me! 794 00:42:31,816 --> 00:42:33,016 Oh, shit! 795 00:42:33,017 --> 00:42:34,651 Die! You're gonna die! 796 00:42:38,156 --> 00:42:40,290 I think it's a little weird that they knew my name. 797 00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:43,260 Someone probably told them to say that to freak you out. 798 00:42:53,304 --> 00:42:54,805 Wait, what? 799 00:42:54,806 --> 00:42:56,807 - Why didn't you say anything? 800 00:42:56,808 --> 00:42:59,342 Honestly, because you guys get so scared about everything. 801 00:42:59,343 --> 00:43:01,078 I wanted to make sure you could go through the haunt. 802 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:02,145 Zack's the one... 803 00:43:02,146 --> 00:43:03,246 - Yeah. - I don't know. 804 00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:04,614 Ask them. 805 00:43:04,615 --> 00:43:05,515 Zack, where we going tomorrow? 806 00:43:07,885 --> 00:43:09,352 Have you told him? 807 00:43:09,353 --> 00:43:11,354 It was a haunted house down in the south somewhere. 808 00:43:13,458 --> 00:43:15,559 I don't know if it was in Alabama or wherever it was on. 809 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:19,096 We have a forum, chat room, for haunted house owners. 810 00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:21,665 And, uh, there was a, um... 811 00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:24,568 A younger kid that was in a scene, where it was a hanging scene, 812 00:43:24,569 --> 00:43:26,903 and he had replaced the breakaway noose 813 00:43:26,904 --> 00:43:29,172 that was in the scene with his own, 814 00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:31,675 but he accidentally hung himself. 815 00:43:31,676 --> 00:43:33,543 Um, and it was part of the show. 816 00:43:33,544 --> 00:43:36,513 And by the time they were able to take care of the situation... 817 00:43:36,514 --> 00:43:37,948 I mean, he was already dead. 818 00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:39,850 This was, like, in a haunted house? 819 00:43:39,851 --> 00:43:41,685 This was in a haunted house while the haunted house was open. 820 00:43:51,429 --> 00:43:53,730 ...or should I get Skittles? 821 00:43:53,731 --> 00:43:55,365 This is all garbage food, all garbage food. 822 00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:56,967 Or should I get Sour Patch Kids? 823 00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:58,802 Yeah, I don't think any of your... 824 00:43:58,803 --> 00:44:01,171 Or should I get a big pickle? 825 00:44:01,172 --> 00:44:02,372 So, are we off the 20? 826 00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:03,740 What is a good name 827 00:44:03,741 --> 00:44:04,708 - for a city? - Where's the haunt? 828 00:44:04,709 --> 00:44:05,675 What city is the haunt in? 829 00:44:05,676 --> 00:44:06,977 That is not what I know. 830 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:08,578 Not our job. Not our job. 831 00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:10,180 Look how creepy... 832 00:44:10,181 --> 00:44:11,548 Look how creepy this is. 833 00:44:11,549 --> 00:44:13,083 - I love this. - What the hell is that? 834 00:44:13,084 --> 00:44:14,518 And he's combing his hair? 835 00:44:14,519 --> 00:44:17,487 We're going to find these places that... 836 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:19,789 I don't know what goes on if they 837 00:44:19,790 --> 00:44:22,025 use real body parts or whatever. 838 00:44:22,026 --> 00:44:24,628 Real body parts, that doesn't scare me, though, like... 839 00:44:24,629 --> 00:44:26,229 I'm not going to know the difference. 840 00:44:26,230 --> 00:44:27,864 If a real human leg... 841 00:44:27,865 --> 00:44:30,500 But I won't know if it's a real human leg 842 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:32,102 or it's a fake human leg, so it's not... 843 00:44:32,103 --> 00:44:33,136 That doesn't bother me because I don't know the truth anyway. 844 00:44:34,805 --> 00:44:36,940 What someone's idea of what scary is, 845 00:44:38,809 --> 00:44:41,011 is totally different to somebody else. 846 00:44:41,012 --> 00:44:44,014 Is it dressing up the walls, with blood dripping off and all that stuff? 847 00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:45,382 I don't need all that. 848 00:44:45,383 --> 00:44:48,552 Mine's more like, real shit, dark. 849 00:44:48,553 --> 00:44:50,587 I don't know where I'm going, I don't know what's happening. 850 00:44:50,588 --> 00:44:52,422 The intricate details to me isn't that big of a deal. 851 00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:53,890 Where are you going? 852 00:44:53,891 --> 00:44:54,524 Why do you care? 853 00:44:54,959 --> 00:44:57,928 Who you talking to? 854 00:44:59,230 --> 00:45:00,430 Chantelle. 855 00:45:00,431 --> 00:45:01,865 Yeah, I got something good for him. 856 00:45:04,135 --> 00:45:04,768 All right. All right. 857 00:45:07,004 --> 00:45:08,939 This is Mikey's surprise, give him a clue. 858 00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:10,340 I did. You gotta think about it. 859 00:45:10,341 --> 00:45:12,709 I mean, think about the theme of this trip. 860 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:13,710 Think about some place Mikey loves and just combine the two. 861 00:45:16,247 --> 00:45:17,581 Dude, it's like some Halloween theme thing. 862 00:45:20,117 --> 00:45:22,319 Mikey, are you into weird stuff? 863 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,421 Absolutely, but I don't know if they're gonna let us go in there. 864 00:45:24,422 --> 00:45:26,823 Oh, hold on. Look what he's... 865 00:45:26,824 --> 00:45:28,358 Yes. How old is that lady? 866 00:45:28,359 --> 00:45:30,994 50-year veteran stripper. 867 00:45:42,306 --> 00:45:43,707 Jeffrey, is this your first time? 868 00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:45,408 No... Yeah, my first year out of Florida. 869 00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:46,576 Look at all that. 870 00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:48,912 Insert them in, or... Okay. 871 00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:51,982 All my research pays off on haunted houses and strip clubs. 872 00:45:51,983 --> 00:45:53,650 All right, let's have some fun. Love it. 873 00:45:53,651 --> 00:45:54,784 Brandy, you ready? 874 00:45:54,785 --> 00:45:57,854 I mean, get crazy, like, let's get nutty. 875 00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:00,690 Yeah! 876 00:46:01,926 --> 00:46:03,226 Getting some! 877 00:46:05,997 --> 00:46:07,297 Come on, honey... 878 00:46:07,298 --> 00:46:08,365 This is kind of hot. 879 00:46:09,533 --> 00:46:11,801 Very exotic. 880 00:46:13,137 --> 00:46:15,372 Zombie strippers? Are you fucking kidding me? 881 00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:23,647 All right! 882 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:26,916 Whoo-hoo! 883 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:37,427 Fuck Christmas, this is Halloween! 884 00:46:37,428 --> 00:46:40,096 And then Jeff with four girls, dude. 885 00:46:40,097 --> 00:46:42,766 I mean, Jesus, he almost swallowed a tit. 886 00:46:42,767 --> 00:46:44,301 I thought it was going to kill him. 887 00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:45,769 I think she really liked me. 888 00:46:47,238 --> 00:46:50,006 - Look at your jeans, man. - A little extra starch. 889 00:46:51,909 --> 00:46:53,343 You guys are fucking disgusting. 890 00:47:06,390 --> 00:47:07,090 Come out! 891 00:47:12,630 --> 00:47:14,464 Be a part of this. Come on. 892 00:47:14,465 --> 00:47:15,732 Ahhh! 893 00:47:15,733 --> 00:47:17,033 Are you coming or not? 894 00:47:20,971 --> 00:47:22,839 Can we just roll through, 895 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,674 just taking a couple snap pictures? 896 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:26,209 No. No, you can't do that. 897 00:47:26,210 --> 00:47:28,611 You can't have any cameras, no pictures. I'm sorry. 898 00:47:28,612 --> 00:47:30,613 This one's free. 899 00:47:30,614 --> 00:47:32,482 Dude, you can't do that shit in San Antonio. 900 00:47:32,483 --> 00:47:34,851 Tell him about that thing in Louisiana. 901 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:36,786 Hey, I heard about something in Louisiana. 902 00:47:36,787 --> 00:47:37,220 So, outside of it, like, would you guys go out after you get off work? 903 00:47:40,624 --> 00:47:41,791 Um, some of us do. 904 00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:42,859 I'm just... I'm bored... 905 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,761 Doin' this. 906 00:47:44,762 --> 00:47:46,930 Dude, it was crazy, dude. 907 00:47:46,931 --> 00:47:48,164 What? 908 00:47:48,165 --> 00:47:49,566 What, did you guys pay money to do it? 909 00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:52,302 Yeah, it's like a tour, like San Antonio... It's like... 910 00:47:52,303 --> 00:47:53,903 Have you ever made out with guys, 911 00:47:53,904 --> 00:47:55,438 like, in the haunt, all dressed up? 912 00:47:55,439 --> 00:47:57,140 o. - Never? 913 00:47:57,141 --> 00:47:58,908 - No, I have never made out with anybody at the haunt. - No. 914 00:47:58,909 --> 00:48:00,610 - You never... - It's like kissing my brothers. 915 00:48:00,611 --> 00:48:02,212 Um... 916 00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:03,947 Is it... Is it... 917 00:48:03,948 --> 00:48:06,015 Is it something skeleton or skull, we heard? 918 00:48:06,016 --> 00:48:07,217 - Yeah. - That's what it's called? 919 00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:08,284 Yeah, something like blue skeleton. 920 00:48:08,285 --> 00:48:10,653 Have you ever hooked up with make-up on? 921 00:48:10,654 --> 00:48:12,822 Uh, no. No, actually, never. 922 00:48:12,823 --> 00:48:14,124 - Seems hot. - No, because, they're... 923 00:48:14,125 --> 00:48:15,625 You guys have to tell me about this. 924 00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:17,494 Okay. See, I'm with all this group of people, 925 00:48:17,495 --> 00:48:19,329 and they're, like, getting pissed with me 926 00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:20,697 'cause I keep taking them places like this. 927 00:48:20,698 --> 00:48:22,165 We're trying to find something extreme. 928 00:48:22,166 --> 00:48:23,666 --Show me. 929 00:48:23,667 --> 00:48:25,168 - Show you? - Yeah, let me see it. 930 00:48:25,169 --> 00:48:26,569 Okay. 931 00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:28,204 I want to see you contort your body. 932 00:48:28,205 --> 00:48:30,073 Well, I would have to take this off. 933 00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:32,142 I'm not worried about that. 934 00:48:32,143 --> 00:48:33,109 Oh, shit, that's hot. 935 00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:35,545 You got a hot thong on. 936 00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:38,815 - Well, yeah. - What do you... 937 00:48:38,816 --> 00:48:40,083 Turn around. What are your tattoos? 938 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:42,786 It's a lot harder. I have a, um... 939 00:48:42,787 --> 00:48:44,454 You guys are my best friends. 940 00:48:44,455 --> 00:48:45,655 Yeah, brother. Good luck. 941 00:48:45,656 --> 00:48:46,823 All right. Thank you, guys. 942 00:48:46,824 --> 00:48:47,991 Awesome. 943 00:48:47,992 --> 00:48:49,125 Can I touch your face? 944 00:48:49,126 --> 00:48:50,293 Sure. 945 00:48:52,496 --> 00:48:53,329 That's awesome. 946 00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:14,617 Sweet. 947 00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:16,152 Haunted words. 948 00:49:26,564 --> 00:49:28,465 - Hey, I found it. - What? 949 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:29,866 - I found the Blue Skeleton. - Yeah, dude... 950 00:49:29,867 --> 00:49:31,167 Where? 951 00:49:31,168 --> 00:49:32,802 Uh, this place that they said. San Antonio. 952 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:34,404 And then his other friend goes, "Fuck San Antonio!" 953 00:49:34,405 --> 00:49:36,272 He goes, "Tell him about that crazy place we went to." 954 00:49:36,273 --> 00:49:38,308 And I was, like, "Hey, was it called Skull Skeleton?" 955 00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:40,176 He goes, "Blue Skeleton." 956 00:49:40,177 --> 00:49:42,846 And they went last year. And he said it's in Louisiana this year. 957 00:49:42,847 --> 00:49:44,914 Hey, we got it. We got it. 958 00:49:44,915 --> 00:49:46,950 We're done. We're going to Blue Skeleton. 959 00:49:46,951 --> 00:49:48,485 We can go through with two different cameras... 960 00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:50,019 No, but we gotta get to the end... 961 00:49:50,020 --> 00:49:51,488 We got more places to go to. 962 00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:52,722 Look, I don't know exactly... 963 00:49:52,723 --> 00:49:54,557 Where ya'll going? What are ya'll doing? 964 00:49:54,558 --> 00:49:56,192 Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, Biggin'. 965 00:49:56,193 --> 00:49:57,827 - Whoa. - Yeah. 966 00:49:57,828 --> 00:49:59,696 What are you doing? 967 00:49:59,697 --> 00:50:00,763 I knew you were filming in there. Give me the tape. 968 00:50:00,764 --> 00:50:01,965 I didn't... 969 00:50:01,966 --> 00:50:03,666 Dude, I went through one time with no camera. 970 00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:05,101 Dude? Do I look like a dude? I look like a clown, son! 971 00:50:05,102 --> 00:50:07,303 Now, what were you doing in there? 972 00:50:07,304 --> 00:50:09,038 - We were just hanging. - Yeah, we were just... 973 00:50:09,039 --> 00:50:10,974 - We went through your haunt. - Just hanging? Just hanging? 974 00:50:10,975 --> 00:50:12,208 Just hanging? 975 00:50:12,209 --> 00:50:13,510 Just hanging with the big shitty talk? 976 00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:15,111 Whatever! Where are the tapes? 977 00:50:15,112 --> 00:50:16,246 I know you were recording. 978 00:50:16,247 --> 00:50:17,580 We didn't record anything. 979 00:50:17,581 --> 00:50:18,915 You told us to put the camera off... 980 00:50:18,916 --> 00:50:21,584 I know you were recording. 981 00:50:21,585 --> 00:50:22,785 Dude, we didn't record. 982 00:50:22,786 --> 00:50:24,187 Do you remember yesterday? 983 00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:25,889 I wasn't born then! 984 00:50:25,890 --> 00:50:27,724 And fuckin' back up and stop. Relax. 985 00:50:27,725 --> 00:50:29,526 You want me to fuck and back up? 986 00:50:29,527 --> 00:50:31,861 - That is illegal in this state. - Fuck you. Just... 987 00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:33,796 - Hey, dude, stop! Relax. - You gotta get used to some sodomy... 988 00:50:33,797 --> 00:50:35,365 Prepare for some sodomy 989 00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:36,866 because I'm about to fuck you up! 990 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:38,167 Hey, dude, you don't want... 991 00:50:38,168 --> 00:50:39,402 You do not want to get him pissed off. 992 00:50:39,403 --> 00:50:40,570 I wanna get him pissed off, 993 00:50:40,571 --> 00:50:42,739 - you pissed off, and fuck her. - No, you don't. 994 00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:43,973 You look ridiculous. 995 00:50:43,974 --> 00:50:45,341 - You need to... - Back the fuck up, get out of here. 996 00:50:45,342 --> 00:50:47,176 - Brandy, go inside, now! - Okay. 997 00:50:47,177 --> 00:50:49,379 - Back up. - You heard me. I've said my piece. 998 00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:50,980 Get on before I hurt you. 999 00:50:53,150 --> 00:50:54,417 No, that's the second time 1000 00:50:54,418 --> 00:50:55,952 one of these guys have got in my face. 1001 00:50:55,953 --> 00:50:58,021 I swear to God, dude, I'm gonna knock one of these guys the fuck out! 1002 00:50:58,022 --> 00:51:00,056 Maybe you shouldn't make a sex tape with his sister. 1003 00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:00,223 Oh, come on, man, he didn't know that I was filming her. 1004 00:51:02,126 --> 00:51:03,493 Beer wench. 1005 00:51:14,538 --> 00:51:16,639 We should do a different handshake that's like... 1006 00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:17,507 - Oh... - Brandy, can you make... 1007 00:51:22,179 --> 00:51:23,379 No. 1008 00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:23,880 Oh... 1009 00:51:25,482 --> 00:51:27,350 No, I don't like that. 1010 00:51:28,886 --> 00:51:30,320 That wouldn't catch on? No. 1011 00:51:30,321 --> 00:51:31,487 Oh... 1012 00:51:31,488 --> 00:51:33,423 Oh, where are those tongs? 1013 00:53:33,010 --> 00:53:35,978 How far would they go to scare somebody? You know... 1014 00:53:35,979 --> 00:53:37,947 They will go pretty far. 1015 00:53:37,948 --> 00:53:40,650 They will go pretty far to breaking their leg, breaking their back, 1016 00:53:40,651 --> 00:53:42,852 doing anything they possibly can to get a scare. 1017 00:53:42,853 --> 00:53:45,021 Do you think that you have a stopping point? 1018 00:53:46,523 --> 00:53:47,790 Uh... 1019 00:53:48,926 --> 00:53:50,159 A stopping point... 1020 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,562 I have been asked, and I have done 1021 00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:54,864 many different things over the years. 1022 00:53:54,865 --> 00:53:57,433 We've heard rumors you were using dead bodies. 1023 00:53:57,434 --> 00:53:59,836 I'm not surprised, to be honest. 1024 00:53:59,837 --> 00:54:00,169 I'm not surprised. That's actually scary. 1025 00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:03,573 Real dead bodies? 1026 00:54:05,342 --> 00:54:06,743 Hmm. 1027 00:54:07,845 --> 00:54:09,545 Not far, from what I've heard. 1028 00:54:09,546 --> 00:54:11,547 Zacharias, you hear anything last night? 1029 00:54:13,684 --> 00:54:17,019 No. Come back here for a sec, though. 1030 00:54:17,020 --> 00:54:19,555 What are you doing? Close up for a J.O. session? 1031 00:54:19,556 --> 00:54:21,691 Yeah. Close the door. 1032 00:54:21,692 --> 00:54:22,892 What do you mean, "Close the door"? Why? 1033 00:54:22,893 --> 00:54:24,093 Just close the door. 1034 00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:25,862 This was posted in a haunt chat room last night. 1035 00:54:25,863 --> 00:54:27,296 Dude, what? 1036 00:54:27,297 --> 00:54:29,732 I've watched this thing three times. 1037 00:54:29,733 --> 00:54:31,834 Every single one of us is in this video. 1038 00:54:31,835 --> 00:54:33,536 How would you have filmed this? 1039 00:54:33,537 --> 00:54:34,003 Look. 1040 00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:37,974 That's me. Were you filming me while I was asleep? 1041 00:54:37,975 --> 00:54:40,910 I'm trying to figure out how you filmed it, unless Michael did it. 1042 00:54:40,911 --> 00:54:43,146 But I just... Michael's right before you. 1043 00:54:43,147 --> 00:54:45,248 I'm in bed with Brandy, there's Jeff... 1044 00:54:45,249 --> 00:54:47,049 I can't explain this. 1045 00:54:47,050 --> 00:54:48,818 And how's it online? 1046 00:54:48,819 --> 00:54:50,853 This isn't... What are you... 1047 00:54:50,854 --> 00:54:53,022 The only thing I can think of is, this is just a part of it, 1048 00:54:53,023 --> 00:54:54,991 - so we're just gonna have to... - Part of it? 1049 00:54:54,992 --> 00:54:56,559 This is not a haunt. 1050 00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,494 Dude, we're not in a haunt, we're in the middle of nowhere in our RV. 1051 00:54:58,495 --> 00:55:00,663 - Yeah, I know. - These guys came in here. 1052 00:55:00,664 --> 00:55:02,832 Do not say a fucking word or they will all go home. 1053 00:55:02,833 --> 00:55:04,734 You guys seen my license around? 1054 00:55:04,735 --> 00:55:05,701 What are you wearing, dude? 1055 00:55:08,005 --> 00:55:09,739 Real men wear pink. 1056 00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:11,541 Those look like Brandy's panties. 1057 00:55:11,542 --> 00:55:12,775 You've never seen my panties. 1058 00:55:12,776 --> 00:55:14,110 Brandy's granny panties. 1059 00:55:14,111 --> 00:55:15,545 - I blacked out last night. - It could have been her. 1060 00:55:15,546 --> 00:55:17,013 What do you mean, "blacked out"? 1061 00:55:17,014 --> 00:55:18,414 What the fuck! 1062 00:55:18,415 --> 00:55:20,716 What the fuck is... 1063 00:55:20,717 --> 00:55:22,218 What are you doing, dude? 1064 00:55:22,219 --> 00:55:23,953 What's going on, Michael? 1065 00:55:23,954 --> 00:55:25,488 What the fuck are you doing? 1066 00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:26,956 - What the fuck is that? - Should I pull over? 1067 00:55:26,957 --> 00:55:28,391 What do you mean, "What is that?" 1068 00:55:28,392 --> 00:55:29,225 What the fuck? 1069 00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:32,261 - What is it? 1070 00:55:32,262 --> 00:55:33,596 What the fuck is that? 1071 00:55:33,597 --> 00:55:34,931 Is that a heart? 1072 00:55:36,066 --> 00:55:37,166 - God, Michael! - Jesus! 1073 00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:39,802 Jesus Christ, are you okay? 1074 00:55:39,803 --> 00:55:41,537 - Is this you? - Michael... 1075 00:55:41,538 --> 00:55:43,339 Why the fuck is he puking in here? 1076 00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:44,907 Zack, You did that? 1077 00:55:44,908 --> 00:55:46,075 Zack? 1078 00:55:46,076 --> 00:55:47,176 Jesus Christ! 1079 00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:48,811 What is that? 1080 00:55:49,947 --> 00:55:51,614 I have no fucking idea. 1081 00:55:51,615 --> 00:55:53,182 Don't touch it. Don't touch it! 1082 00:55:53,183 --> 00:55:54,450 Well, I'm not keeping it in here. 1083 00:55:54,685 --> 00:55:57,653 Shit. 1084 00:55:58,822 --> 00:56:00,489 - God, that's so gross. 1085 00:56:02,593 --> 00:56:04,093 Fucking idiots, dude. 1086 00:56:04,094 --> 00:56:05,862 I didn't do this. 1087 00:56:05,863 --> 00:56:06,929 Yeah, you didn't do it. 1088 00:56:12,636 --> 00:56:13,870 What are you doing? 1089 00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:16,138 Nothing. I'm just waiting for you, man. 1090 00:56:16,139 --> 00:56:17,206 Let's go. 1091 00:56:20,477 --> 00:56:21,644 None of you guys are ready. 1092 00:56:21,645 --> 00:56:23,412 And Mikey's being difficult. Still. 1093 00:56:23,413 --> 00:56:24,580 Are you all right? 1094 00:56:24,581 --> 00:56:26,082 No, I'm not. 1095 00:56:26,083 --> 00:56:27,416 Let's go. - This is just... I don't want to do it. 1096 00:56:27,417 --> 00:56:28,751 Jeff, you done? 1097 00:56:44,334 --> 00:56:46,402 Hey, I got the email. 1098 00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:48,437 - We're doing the forum? - Yeah. 1099 00:56:48,438 --> 00:56:49,005 All right. 1100 00:56:51,642 --> 00:56:54,510 If you want to move closer, head toward Baton Rouge. 1101 00:56:54,511 --> 00:56:57,446 Ask for Giggles at the D&D Bar. 1102 00:56:57,447 --> 00:56:58,514 Baton Rouge? 1103 00:56:58,515 --> 00:56:59,782 Yeah. 1104 00:56:59,783 --> 00:57:02,018 It's... It's part of the thing. 1105 00:57:02,019 --> 00:57:03,152 You're the very one that wants to stop going to the Mickey Mouse places. 1106 00:57:05,555 --> 00:57:06,422 All right. 1107 00:57:07,491 --> 00:57:09,158 Huh? 1108 00:57:09,159 --> 00:57:11,160 There it is. Now you're going to get your chance, tough guy. 1109 00:57:15,899 --> 00:57:18,701 Look at all those trash bag pumpkins. 1110 00:57:22,539 --> 00:57:23,706 This is a bar? 1111 00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:26,909 Zack? 1112 00:57:28,245 --> 00:57:31,480 I'm sorry, guys, but this is where they said to go. 1113 00:57:31,481 --> 00:57:33,516 He said to ask the guy at the bar. 1114 00:57:39,089 --> 00:57:42,191 Hey, uh, excuse me. 1115 00:57:42,192 --> 00:57:43,626 Sorry to bother you guys. Uh, I'm supposed to find a Giggles. 1116 00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:47,196 - You know? - Giggles? 1117 00:57:48,732 --> 00:57:50,800 Yeah. I know Giggles. 1118 00:57:50,801 --> 00:57:53,135 Oh, yeah. He hangs out here quite regularly, matter of fact. 1119 00:57:53,136 --> 00:57:54,704 You all want to take a seat over there 1120 00:57:54,705 --> 00:57:56,872 and make yourselves at home. He'll be here shortly. 1121 00:57:56,873 --> 00:57:57,606 Yeah. 1122 00:57:59,109 --> 00:58:01,210 Sit. 1123 00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:09,185 At least we're on the right track. 1124 00:58:09,186 --> 00:58:11,187 Look at the couple slow dancing. 1125 00:58:11,188 --> 00:58:12,488 So weird. 1126 00:58:13,724 --> 00:58:15,458 You guys want a drink, at least? 1127 00:58:16,994 --> 00:58:18,427 - Beer. - Jeff, you want a beer? 1128 00:58:18,428 --> 00:58:19,862 Yeah. 1129 00:58:19,863 --> 00:58:21,063 It's just a scare... 1130 00:58:21,064 --> 00:58:23,399 Hey! What's that camera for? 1131 00:58:33,944 --> 00:58:35,978 They're cool, the bar. 1132 00:58:35,979 --> 00:58:37,513 Happy with that kind of service. 1133 00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:40,016 Besides, they don't... They don't like our kind. 1134 00:58:44,921 --> 00:58:46,922 Holy shit. Turn around. Turn around, Brandy! 1135 00:58:46,923 --> 00:58:47,223 - What? What? - Turn around. 1136 00:58:48,792 --> 00:58:50,626 Oh, my God. 1137 00:58:55,432 --> 00:58:56,599 Wow. 1138 00:59:18,789 --> 00:59:20,689 Are you Giggles? 1139 00:59:28,098 --> 00:59:30,099 Hey! All right, I'll turn it off! 1140 00:59:30,100 --> 00:59:30,966 Try that here. 1141 00:59:34,304 --> 00:59:36,605 That guy was having a good time. 1142 00:59:39,376 --> 00:59:41,143 You looked like you were having a good time. 1143 00:59:41,144 --> 00:59:42,912 - What? Okay, I'm going to the bathroom. 1144 00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:43,846 What? 1145 00:59:45,048 --> 00:59:47,783 - Hey, we're gonna... - What's going on, guys? 1146 00:59:49,319 --> 00:59:50,619 - We're gonna... - No, no, no, no, no. 1147 00:59:50,620 --> 00:59:51,821 You want to meet Mr. Giggles? He's outside. 1148 00:59:51,822 --> 00:59:53,222 Yes. 1149 00:59:53,223 --> 00:59:55,057 He won't talk till the camera is off, so put it down. 1150 00:59:55,058 --> 00:59:57,059 - Sit down. - It's gonna be you. 1151 00:59:57,060 --> 00:59:58,594 Finally. 1152 00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:00,096 This is not a good idea. 1153 01:00:03,467 --> 01:00:04,900 Oh, man, check this out. 1154 01:00:04,901 --> 01:00:06,268 What you got there? 1155 01:00:06,269 --> 01:00:08,037 City boys forgot their camera. 1156 01:00:08,038 --> 01:00:09,638 Oh, cool. Let's go make a movie. 1157 01:00:09,639 --> 01:00:11,173 Yeah, let's make a movie. 1158 01:00:19,316 --> 01:00:20,683 Hey, guys, this is the ladies' room. 1159 01:00:20,684 --> 01:00:22,518 Well, yeah, we know. How you doing? 1160 01:00:22,519 --> 01:00:24,086 Ugh, what are you doing? 1161 01:00:24,087 --> 01:00:25,554 We're shooting a little video. 1162 01:00:25,555 --> 01:00:27,723 Thought that's what y'all like. 1163 01:00:27,724 --> 01:00:30,092 Well, it's not what we're... It's not what we're here to do. 1164 01:00:30,093 --> 01:00:31,594 We decided to shoot a little movie. 1165 01:00:31,595 --> 01:00:33,028 Did Bobby and Zack set you up for this? 1166 01:00:33,029 --> 01:00:34,630 Heard you were looking for Mr. Giggles. 1167 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:36,432 I got your Mr. Giggles for you right here, darling. 1168 01:00:36,433 --> 01:00:38,033 Stop. 1169 01:00:38,034 --> 01:00:39,668 - Could you just... - Huh? 1170 01:00:39,669 --> 01:00:41,504 Just leave the rest room. 1171 01:00:41,505 --> 01:00:43,772 Uh, we're good. We're doing all right. Stop! 1172 01:00:43,773 --> 01:00:45,574 Just stop! Guys, get out! 1173 01:00:45,575 --> 01:00:47,209 - Come on, huh? - What's the matter? 1174 01:00:47,210 --> 01:00:48,544 Just trying to have a little fun. 1175 01:00:48,545 --> 01:00:49,812 Bobby. 1176 01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:51,213 They cornered me in there. 1177 01:00:51,214 --> 01:00:52,715 What the fuck you guys doing? 1178 01:00:52,716 --> 01:00:54,283 - Shooting a movie, boy. - Shooting a movie. 1179 01:00:54,284 --> 01:00:55,551 That's our camera. What are you talking about? 1180 01:00:55,552 --> 01:00:56,952 We're making a movie. 1181 01:00:56,953 --> 01:01:00,055 Let's go, let's go... 1182 01:01:00,056 --> 01:01:03,159 - I'm not saying it's you. - It's on all of us, all right? 1183 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,060 But it's getting out of hand, all right? 1184 01:01:05,061 --> 01:01:07,429 They're filming us, they're posting this shit online. 1185 01:01:07,430 --> 01:01:09,198 Fucking getting in Mike's face. 1186 01:01:09,199 --> 01:01:10,332 But then when they go after Brandy, 1187 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:12,101 that's a whole different story, man. 1188 01:01:12,102 --> 01:01:12,301 We can never leave her alone again. 1189 01:01:14,304 --> 01:01:16,438 They were asking me for my Facebook, and I got theirs. 1190 01:01:18,308 --> 01:01:20,709 We were talking about Extreme Haunts. 1191 01:01:20,710 --> 01:01:23,312 And they said that they were looking for the same shit. 1192 01:01:23,313 --> 01:01:25,080 I don't know. They were just, like, 1193 01:01:25,081 --> 01:01:26,715 "Hey, let's exchange information if you find..." 1194 01:01:26,716 --> 01:01:28,150 They knew what we were talking about? 1195 01:01:28,151 --> 01:01:29,618 Yeah. They said they've heard of 'em. 1196 01:01:29,619 --> 01:01:31,353 Well, then you're gonna need to Facebook 'em. 1197 01:01:31,354 --> 01:01:32,821 'Cause we have the information. 1198 01:01:32,822 --> 01:01:34,156 It's in Louisiana this year. 1199 01:01:34,157 --> 01:01:35,424 We don't have an address, though. 1200 01:01:35,425 --> 01:01:36,725 - It doesn't matter. - You know, I'm down, 1201 01:01:36,726 --> 01:01:37,993 - but we don't have an address. - It doesn't matter. 1202 01:01:37,994 --> 01:01:39,228 --I have... 1203 01:01:39,229 --> 01:01:41,697 - These websites. I'm in... - Shh, what was that? 1204 01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:43,265 Yeah, but Zack, that's like nothing. 1205 01:01:43,266 --> 01:01:44,867 Brandy, when I say Louisiana, that's where it is... 1206 01:01:44,868 --> 01:01:46,802 --What was that? 1207 01:01:46,803 --> 01:01:48,070 You guys, there's somebody outside. 1208 01:01:49,206 --> 01:01:51,540 Look out the windows. 1209 01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:58,480 It's so hard to see. Can you even see... 1210 01:02:00,016 --> 01:02:01,717 - Shit! - You guys, there's somebody out there! 1211 01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:02,952 Brandy, stay here. 1212 01:02:02,953 --> 01:02:04,520 - What was that? - Shh... 1213 01:02:06,156 --> 01:02:08,791 - Somebody is on the roof. - Where? 1214 01:02:10,460 --> 01:02:11,660 Shh. 1215 01:02:11,661 --> 01:02:12,695 --Shh. 1216 01:02:15,665 --> 01:02:17,566 --Jeff... 1217 01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:19,201 Be quiet. Shh... 1218 01:02:19,202 --> 01:02:21,670 Shut up, shut up, shut up. 1219 01:02:24,507 --> 01:02:25,874 Holy shit. Holy shit. 1220 01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:27,309 What just happened? 1221 01:02:27,310 --> 01:02:29,178 Bobby... Bobby, get it. Jeff, why is the power out? 1222 01:02:29,179 --> 01:02:30,479 Is the door locked? Is the door locked? 1223 01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,314 Yes, it's locked! 1224 01:02:34,317 --> 01:02:36,352 Go turn it on. 1225 01:02:36,353 --> 01:02:38,354 What do you see out the window? I don't see shit. 1226 01:02:38,355 --> 01:02:40,189 - I can't see anything. - Brandy, just stay here. 1227 01:02:40,190 --> 01:02:41,557 Okay. 1228 01:02:41,558 --> 01:02:42,858 Do not leave anybody's side. 1229 01:02:42,859 --> 01:02:44,727 Stay away from the sun roof. 1230 01:02:44,728 --> 01:02:47,029 Or, if I try the engine, dude, it'll charge the generator. 1231 01:02:47,030 --> 01:02:48,864 - Try it! - I'll just try it. Hold on. 1232 01:02:48,865 --> 01:02:50,065 Brandy, stay back. 1233 01:02:51,701 --> 01:02:52,635 Shit! 1234 01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:56,405 What the fuck? 1235 01:02:56,406 --> 01:02:58,073 Bobby, they are every... They are all around us. 1236 01:02:58,074 --> 01:03:00,109 You guys, what is going on? 1237 01:03:02,312 --> 01:03:03,912 What the fuck is going on? 1238 01:03:03,913 --> 01:03:05,314 What the... Jesus, Bobby! 1239 01:03:05,315 --> 01:03:07,116 They're outside our... 1240 01:03:07,117 --> 01:03:08,450 - Right up against the window over there! Seriously! 1241 01:03:08,451 --> 01:03:09,685 - What the fuck? - Where'd they go? 1242 01:03:09,686 --> 01:03:10,753 Where did they go? 1243 01:03:10,754 --> 01:03:12,087 There were, like, 50 of them... 1244 01:03:12,088 --> 01:03:13,555 - Shut the back. - ...and they just disappeared. 1245 01:03:13,556 --> 01:03:15,157 Go to the back and lock the door. 1246 01:03:15,158 --> 01:03:17,059 Did they go on the sides? 1247 01:03:17,060 --> 01:03:18,894 - Guys, do you see that? - I don't know... 1248 01:03:18,895 --> 01:03:20,996 They are starting to phase out a lot of the traditional stuff 1249 01:03:24,334 --> 01:03:26,702 and starting to go into this extreme stuff. 1250 01:03:26,703 --> 01:03:28,837 - If I've got a group of... - Help! 1251 01:03:28,838 --> 01:03:30,539 --...six or eight, you know, 21-year-old males 1252 01:03:30,540 --> 01:03:32,541 and a guy comes up to me and tugs on my sleeve, 1253 01:03:32,542 --> 01:03:34,343 and he says, "Hey, I want it hardcore," 1254 01:03:34,344 --> 01:03:36,078 we'll run him through there. 1255 01:03:36,079 --> 01:03:39,682 I mean, I'll tell the guy, "I'll do everything short of killing you." 1256 01:03:39,683 --> 01:03:41,650 And they're, like, "That's what we want. That's what we want." 1257 01:03:41,651 --> 01:03:44,053 And I'll go in there, and we'll tear 'em up. 1258 01:03:44,054 --> 01:03:47,323 We're almost to the point where we're gonna cuss these people and gang-rape them. 1259 01:03:54,364 --> 01:03:54,897 Brandy, you doing okay? 1260 01:03:56,433 --> 01:03:58,434 Come on, it's our last day. 1261 01:04:00,136 --> 01:04:01,470 See a smile on that face. 1262 01:04:03,306 --> 01:04:04,907 That's our Halloween breakfast? 1263 01:04:06,176 --> 01:04:07,409 Yeah. 1264 01:04:07,410 --> 01:04:08,644 Halloween is just like Christmas. 1265 01:04:08,645 --> 01:04:09,845 You get Christmas breakfast. 1266 01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:10,946 Halloween breakfast. 1267 01:04:10,947 --> 01:04:12,648 Jack-o-lantern pancakes then. 1268 01:04:12,649 --> 01:04:15,351 Can everybody have a good time today, please? 1269 01:04:16,586 --> 01:04:17,720 Jesus Christ. 1270 01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:20,222 What the fuck was that? 1271 01:04:20,223 --> 01:04:21,457 Do not go outside yet. 1272 01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:21,824 Dude... Dude... 1273 01:04:22,659 --> 01:04:25,427 - Yeah... - I'm going. 1274 01:04:27,163 --> 01:04:28,731 Do you see anybody? 1275 01:04:31,401 --> 01:04:33,168 Why is there a pumpkin in the middle of nowhere? 1276 01:04:33,169 --> 01:04:34,603 Zack, get in... What are you doing? 1277 01:04:34,604 --> 01:04:36,572 - Get back in the RV. 1278 01:04:40,510 --> 01:04:42,244 See anything? 1279 01:04:42,245 --> 01:04:43,445 Somebody is here. 1280 01:04:43,446 --> 01:04:45,447 I like it. It says, "Carve me." 1281 01:04:45,448 --> 01:04:47,049 Look what I have. 1282 01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:55,424 I think they went a little too far. 1283 01:04:55,425 --> 01:04:57,326 Got a knife? 1284 01:04:57,327 --> 01:04:59,495 I mean, we are in the middle of nowhere, and they found us? 1285 01:04:59,496 --> 01:05:01,430 Yeah, this is what you've been looking for. 1286 01:05:06,503 --> 01:05:08,237 - Oh, my God. - What is it? 1287 01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:10,205 Look what we have here. 1288 01:05:11,641 --> 01:05:14,009 Stop being dramatic. What is it? 1289 01:05:14,010 --> 01:05:15,577 It's an invitation. 1290 01:05:15,578 --> 01:05:16,745 Bourbon Street, 10:00 p.m. 1291 01:05:18,782 --> 01:05:21,483 But, I mean how do you know it's Blue Skeleton? How the fuck... 1292 01:05:21,484 --> 01:05:23,485 It's what we've been wanting. 1293 01:05:23,486 --> 01:05:25,020 It's insane now. There'll be, like, 10,000 people down there. 1294 01:05:25,021 --> 01:05:26,221 We gotta try it. 1295 01:05:26,222 --> 01:05:28,924 One more day, that's all I ask. It's Halloween. 1296 01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:30,259 We go home tomorrow, okay? 1297 01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:31,560 Yeah, I don't know. 1298 01:05:31,561 --> 01:05:32,995 We bring this to protect us. 1299 01:05:32,996 --> 01:05:34,263 Don't be a smartass right now. 1300 01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:35,397 We're going home tomorrow. 1301 01:05:35,398 --> 01:05:36,765 Dude, this is what we've been looking for. 1302 01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:38,734 Yeah, we used to assume that we were gonna go. 1303 01:05:38,735 --> 01:05:39,868 We are going. 1304 01:05:39,869 --> 01:05:41,170 You just... No, you... 1305 01:05:41,171 --> 01:05:42,538 You don't give anybody a chance to talk... 1306 01:05:42,539 --> 01:05:44,139 You were really going to get an invitation, 1307 01:05:44,140 --> 01:05:45,641 and then just, what are we going to do, 1308 01:05:45,642 --> 01:05:47,643 go drink tonight at a bar? 1309 01:05:47,644 --> 01:05:49,578 This is what we've been looking for, for a week. 1310 01:05:49,579 --> 01:05:50,078 It's Halloween. We go. 1311 01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:53,715 - Holy shit. - Wow. 1312 01:05:56,085 --> 01:05:58,153 Guys, it's so cool. 1313 01:05:58,154 --> 01:05:59,855 I have the weird... That's weird. Halloween. 1314 01:05:59,856 --> 01:06:01,957 That's really... 1315 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:04,359 That means people were out here last night putting those in. 1316 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:05,494 Zack, go get 'em. 1317 01:06:05,495 --> 01:06:06,829 Wow. 1318 01:06:06,830 --> 01:06:08,597 They were sitting around the RV while we were sleeping. 1319 01:06:08,598 --> 01:06:10,399 Hey. Hey, you all right? 1320 01:06:13,937 --> 01:06:15,671 Brandy, let's go with it. 1321 01:06:15,672 --> 01:06:16,872 Halloween time. 1322 01:06:16,873 --> 01:06:18,173 Everybody take one. Let's rock. 1323 01:06:20,543 --> 01:06:21,844 - Ha! - You're an idiot! 1324 01:06:28,218 --> 01:06:30,385 That's not what we set out to do, 1325 01:06:30,386 --> 01:06:32,454 is to be fucking surrounded in a field 1326 01:06:32,455 --> 01:06:34,356 by fucking weirdos. 1327 01:06:34,357 --> 01:06:36,725 Well, if you kind of think about it, it's kind of cool. 1328 01:06:39,462 --> 01:06:41,730 You kidding me? 1329 01:06:41,731 --> 01:06:43,098 - It's kind of cool. - Kind of cool? 1330 01:06:43,099 --> 01:06:44,533 There is such a difference, though, 1331 01:06:44,534 --> 01:06:47,002 in wanting extreme shit and knowing, okay, 1332 01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:49,438 we're going to do an extreme haunted house, 1333 01:06:49,439 --> 01:06:52,374 to brushing teeth and getting ready to go to bed 1334 01:06:52,375 --> 01:06:53,108 and be surrounded by redneck hillbilly assholes 1335 01:06:56,813 --> 01:06:58,347 that are, you know, fucking with us. 1336 01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:01,016 And that's not cool when you don't know what's going on. 1337 01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:03,785 Nothing actually happened. 1338 01:07:03,786 --> 01:07:05,821 Like, just calm down, all right? 1339 01:07:05,822 --> 01:07:08,323 You came on this trip, you've seen this world, 1340 01:07:08,324 --> 01:07:10,893 and now we've got the opportunity to do something really cool, 1341 01:07:10,894 --> 01:07:12,027 so just relax. 1342 01:07:41,991 --> 01:07:43,859 You see anybody who has a skull mask, 1343 01:07:43,860 --> 01:07:45,694 anything that looks like it, let me know. 1344 01:07:45,695 --> 01:07:47,563 Show me your tits! 1345 01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:48,430 Thank you! 1346 01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:57,406 It's not him. It's not him. 1347 01:08:02,579 --> 01:08:04,446 There's somebody up there with a skull, Jeff. 1348 01:08:04,447 --> 01:08:04,913 - Where? - See him on the balcony? 1349 01:08:14,657 --> 01:08:16,525 I swear I could see him. 1350 01:08:26,469 --> 01:08:28,904 I'm not gonna walk down this street again! 1351 01:08:43,286 --> 01:08:45,387 Hey! 1352 01:08:46,990 --> 01:08:48,624 - Brandy? 1353 01:08:53,663 --> 01:08:55,097 Brandy! 1354 01:09:05,875 --> 01:09:06,274 Hey... Bobby! 1355 01:09:07,276 --> 01:09:09,411 Hey! 1356 01:09:10,513 --> 01:09:12,114 Get him... Get him. 1357 01:09:12,115 --> 01:09:13,181 Bobby! 1358 01:09:13,182 --> 01:09:14,282 Hey, wait up! 1359 01:09:15,618 --> 01:09:17,486 Hey, where you go... Wait up! 1360 01:09:19,455 --> 01:09:20,122 Bobby! 1361 01:09:26,929 --> 01:09:28,430 You wanna come out and play? 1362 01:09:38,141 --> 01:09:39,574 Someone find my friends. 1363 01:09:39,575 --> 01:09:39,941 Over here, boy. What you looking at? 1364 01:09:50,119 --> 01:09:51,286 Yeah! 1365 01:09:53,556 --> 01:09:54,656 Bring your mouth! 1366 01:09:56,693 --> 01:09:58,960 Put out your tongue and say, "Ah." 1367 01:10:25,455 --> 01:10:26,621 You guys going to call him? 1368 01:10:26,622 --> 01:10:27,756 Yeah, Zack is. 1369 01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:32,561 I called twice. 1370 01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:33,962 What do you mean you called twice? 1371 01:10:33,963 --> 01:10:35,397 - Voice mail says... - Whose voice mail? 1372 01:10:35,398 --> 01:10:36,898 Jeff's voice mail! It says, 1373 01:10:36,899 --> 01:10:39,034 "If you want to go to the Blue Skeleton..." 1374 01:10:39,035 --> 01:10:41,203 That gave me an intersection and said we gotta be there by midnight. 1375 01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:57,219 I can't believe that we're actually going to find this place, man. 1376 01:11:15,638 --> 01:11:17,806 I can't say I know what's going on, but just... 1377 01:11:17,807 --> 01:11:18,473 We're in this together. 1378 01:11:19,976 --> 01:11:22,477 Right, that's fine. What are you looking for? 1379 01:11:22,478 --> 01:11:22,644 Mike. 1380 01:11:23,846 --> 01:11:26,414 I don't know where the fuck Jeff is, 1381 01:11:28,718 --> 01:11:30,952 I do not know what is going on. 1382 01:11:30,953 --> 01:11:33,989 We're either going to the end of this road, or going the fuck home. 1383 01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:36,158 What do you want to do? You want to leave him out there? 1384 01:11:36,159 --> 01:11:38,727 There's no fucking chance. He's up! 1385 01:11:38,728 --> 01:11:41,463 I don't see anything outside, though. 1386 01:11:41,464 --> 01:11:42,964 Somebody is coming. 1387 01:11:49,038 --> 01:11:51,306 Whoa. Zack, what is this, man? 1388 01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:52,841 What's going on? 1389 01:11:52,842 --> 01:11:54,943 - What the... 1390 01:11:56,946 --> 01:11:57,846 What are we gonna do? 1391 01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:03,385 Oh, come on. 1392 01:12:10,426 --> 01:12:12,060 This is... Fuck... 1393 01:12:12,061 --> 01:12:12,661 What? 1394 01:12:14,497 --> 01:12:17,766 "Sixty seconds, come outside, or your friend will die." 1395 01:12:17,767 --> 01:12:18,366 - It's a text message? - What the fuck? 1396 01:12:22,905 --> 01:12:24,673 This is not all right, man. 1397 01:12:27,844 --> 01:12:29,377 "Forty-five seconds." 1398 01:12:31,547 --> 01:12:32,981 Fuck this, dude, I'm not scared of them. 1399 01:12:32,982 --> 01:12:34,449 Let's get out there. This isn't real, right? 1400 01:12:39,088 --> 01:12:40,288 Is this the haunt? What is this? 1401 01:12:40,289 --> 01:12:42,090 "You will be scared. Thirty seconds." 1402 01:12:42,091 --> 01:12:44,025 Can they fucking hear us? 1403 01:12:44,026 --> 01:12:46,461 You guys, what's going on here? 1404 01:12:46,462 --> 01:12:48,463 It's... It's just gotta be them. 1405 01:12:48,464 --> 01:12:49,831 What else do we do? 1406 01:12:49,832 --> 01:12:50,398 Zack? 1407 01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:53,168 Dude, get back in the RV! 1408 01:12:53,169 --> 01:12:54,236 Come on! 1409 01:13:02,178 --> 01:13:02,410 Shit! 1410 01:13:03,412 --> 01:13:05,680 "Surprise." 1411 01:13:09,585 --> 01:13:11,586 What the hell is going on? 1412 01:13:11,587 --> 01:13:12,821 There is glass everywhere, Bobby. 1413 01:13:12,822 --> 01:13:14,289 Stay down, Brandy. 1414 01:13:14,290 --> 01:13:17,292 Jesus-fucking-Christ! Why are they doing this to us? 1415 01:13:17,293 --> 01:13:19,995 Holy shit. 1416 01:13:19,996 --> 01:13:21,596 - Stay down. - Can you see Zack? 1417 01:13:21,597 --> 01:13:22,264 --Holy shit. 1418 01:13:23,799 --> 01:13:25,600 Get it. 1419 01:13:30,773 --> 01:13:31,673 "Don't look up." 1420 01:13:35,311 --> 01:13:36,745 What the fuck man? 1421 01:13:39,181 --> 01:13:41,483 I don't want to fucking play along! 1422 01:13:41,484 --> 01:13:43,084 - Get off me! - Get the fuck off! 1423 01:13:43,085 --> 01:13:45,186 Do not fucking hurt her! 1424 01:13:51,227 --> 01:13:52,460 Jesus Christ. 1425 01:13:53,029 --> 01:13:55,797 Brandy? 1426 01:14:03,773 --> 01:14:05,240 Brandy, stay close. 1427 01:14:05,241 --> 01:14:06,608 Okay. 1428 01:14:33,602 --> 01:14:35,737 Where are we going? 1429 01:14:35,738 --> 01:14:37,272 Guys, you know what this is. Just relax. 1430 01:14:39,842 --> 01:14:41,476 A little hard to relax, Zack. 1431 01:14:41,477 --> 01:14:43,011 Zack, shut the fuck up. 1432 01:14:50,886 --> 01:14:52,020 Oh, my God. 1433 01:14:52,021 --> 01:14:53,121 Ah, fuck! 1434 01:14:53,122 --> 01:14:54,522 Get off me! 1435 01:14:54,523 --> 01:14:56,558 What is going on, Mike? What's happening? 1436 01:14:56,559 --> 01:14:58,159 Get the fuck off me! 1437 01:14:58,160 --> 01:14:59,761 --All right, All right. 1438 01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:02,897 Jesus! 1439 01:15:02,898 --> 01:15:05,533 All right. These guys have got a fuckin' bat. 1440 01:15:35,698 --> 01:15:37,599 - What? - What's going on, Mike? 1441 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:39,968 Michael, just do what they want. 1442 01:15:39,969 --> 01:15:41,202 All right, all right. 1443 01:15:51,614 --> 01:15:53,214 Michael? 1444 01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:01,523 He's just messing with you, Brandy. 1445 01:16:04,193 --> 01:16:05,460 Okay. 1446 01:16:05,461 --> 01:16:06,161 What's going on? 1447 01:16:08,297 --> 01:16:11,499 - They are moving me outside. - All right, I'll go! 1448 01:16:13,536 --> 01:16:15,703 Hey Zack, are you going too? 1449 01:16:15,704 --> 01:16:17,072 I guess, are you? 1450 01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:18,873 - No. - Zack! 1451 01:16:18,874 --> 01:16:21,543 Wait, you guys, don't leave me in here alone. 1452 01:16:21,544 --> 01:16:23,511 Zack, bring her with you! 1453 01:16:23,512 --> 01:16:24,479 You guys! 1454 01:16:25,915 --> 01:16:27,682 - Brandy! - Oh, shit. 1455 01:16:27,683 --> 01:16:29,117 Brandy! 1456 01:16:29,118 --> 01:16:30,919 Brandy! 1457 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:32,454 Fucking shit! 1458 01:16:32,455 --> 01:16:33,822 Brandy! 1459 01:16:33,823 --> 01:16:35,156 - Brandy! - Guys! 1460 01:16:35,157 --> 01:16:35,290 - Guys! - Brandy! 1461 01:16:37,293 --> 01:16:38,626 Bring her out! 1462 01:16:43,699 --> 01:16:46,935 Fuck, I don't want to be here alone. 1463 01:17:27,510 --> 01:17:29,310 Count to 30... 1464 01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:30,678 ...and remove your hood. 1465 01:17:33,816 --> 01:17:36,050 There is going to be a video camera 1466 01:17:36,051 --> 01:17:36,684 sitting right next to you. 1467 01:17:38,387 --> 01:17:40,021 Pick it up... 1468 01:17:42,558 --> 01:17:45,393 ...and record everything you see. 1469 01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:48,730 And remember... 1470 01:17:50,266 --> 01:17:51,132 ...we'll be watching. 1471 01:18:55,397 --> 01:18:56,164 I can't see a goddamn thing. 1472 01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:59,801 Oh, my God, this is ridiculous. 1473 01:19:02,271 --> 01:19:03,338 Shit. 1474 01:19:10,379 --> 01:19:12,580 Zack? 1475 01:19:14,049 --> 01:19:15,116 Bobby? 1476 01:19:16,418 --> 01:19:18,453 I'm supposed to be filming. 1477 01:19:20,689 --> 01:19:21,789 Oh, shit. 1478 01:19:26,929 --> 01:19:29,330 Dammit. 1479 01:19:29,331 --> 01:19:30,832 I swear to Christ, Bobby, if y'all are fucking with me... 1480 01:19:32,901 --> 01:19:34,602 Honestly, I just want to get the... Fuck! 1481 01:19:38,307 --> 01:19:41,209 All right, look, I'm fucking over this. 1482 01:19:44,380 --> 01:19:47,482 All right, I'm done. I'm done! What the fuck am I supposed to do? 1483 01:19:50,386 --> 01:19:51,919 Hello! 1484 01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:52,620 Zack! Bobby! 1485 01:19:54,590 --> 01:19:56,691 This is crazy shit. 1486 01:19:59,895 --> 01:20:01,429 Hello? 1487 01:20:01,430 --> 01:20:02,630 Hello? 1488 01:20:03,932 --> 01:20:04,866 Fuck. 1489 01:20:14,009 --> 01:20:16,611 Zack? 1490 01:20:22,851 --> 01:20:24,986 Oh, fuck. 1491 01:20:31,527 --> 01:20:34,362 Holy Jesus Christ, man! 1492 01:20:34,363 --> 01:20:37,098 Dude, I am done! Just let me out. I give up... 1493 01:20:39,601 --> 01:20:39,934 What the fuck? Get me out of here now! 1494 01:20:42,571 --> 01:20:43,271 You look... 1495 01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:53,881 Jesus Christ! 1496 01:20:55,084 --> 01:20:58,353 Hey, hey! How the fuck do I get out of here? 1497 01:20:58,354 --> 01:20:59,721 What the fuck? 1498 01:20:59,722 --> 01:21:01,656 - What the fuck! 1499 01:21:01,657 --> 01:21:02,623 Oh, shit. 1500 01:21:06,161 --> 01:21:08,262 Okay. 1501 01:21:18,607 --> 01:21:20,208 No! 1502 01:21:20,209 --> 01:21:22,877 Can any of you guys hear me in here? 1503 01:21:26,115 --> 01:21:26,447 All right, we're done! 1504 01:21:27,950 --> 01:21:29,784 What the fuck? 1505 01:21:33,222 --> 01:21:35,156 What the fuck, man! 1506 01:21:35,157 --> 01:21:37,792 - Get me the fuck out of here! - Bobby, where are you? 1507 01:21:37,793 --> 01:21:40,762 Get me out of here! Get me the fuck out of here! 1508 01:21:40,763 --> 01:21:42,930 - Get me the fuck... 1509 01:21:42,931 --> 01:21:45,833 Get me the fuck... Bobby! Mikey! 1510 01:21:45,834 --> 01:21:48,136 Somebody fucking answer me! 1511 01:21:48,137 --> 01:21:49,871 What's going on? 1512 01:21:49,872 --> 01:21:51,105 Fuck! 1513 01:21:58,981 --> 01:22:01,716 Jesus. 1514 01:22:01,717 --> 01:22:02,316 Hey, man, tell me you know how to get out of this fucking place. 1515 01:22:05,454 --> 01:22:06,788 Hey. 1516 01:22:06,789 --> 01:22:07,955 What the fuck is this? 1517 01:22:10,292 --> 01:22:12,827 Your props are really fucking scary! 1518 01:22:12,828 --> 01:22:14,328 Oh! Shit. 1519 01:22:14,329 --> 01:22:16,130 Hello? 1520 01:22:17,566 --> 01:22:19,767 What the fuck is going on? 1521 01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:21,002 Hello! 1522 01:22:21,003 --> 01:22:21,602 Hello! 1523 01:22:22,838 --> 01:22:24,071 --Oh, shit! 1524 01:22:26,108 --> 01:22:27,809 Michael! Mike! 1525 01:22:27,810 --> 01:22:28,910 Michael, I'm in here man! 1526 01:22:30,813 --> 01:22:32,547 - Get me the fuck out! - Mike! 1527 01:22:32,548 --> 01:22:34,449 - God dammit! What the fuck is wrong? - Bobby? 1528 01:22:34,450 --> 01:22:35,783 - Michael? - Bobby! 1529 01:22:35,784 --> 01:22:37,151 Michael! 1530 01:22:37,152 --> 01:22:39,120 - Guys, can you hear me? - No! Look at the door. 1531 01:22:39,121 --> 01:22:40,488 Get the fuck out! 1532 01:22:40,489 --> 01:22:42,323 Get the fuck out of there now! 1533 01:22:42,324 --> 01:22:43,658 - Find the door! 1534 01:22:43,659 --> 01:22:45,860 Michael! Michael! 1535 01:22:45,861 --> 01:22:46,260 Come on. Come on, there's gotta be a light in here. 1536 01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:50,965 Come on. 1537 01:22:56,071 --> 01:22:57,839 Coming through! Pardon me! 1538 01:22:59,274 --> 01:23:01,342 Stop it! 1539 01:23:01,343 --> 01:23:03,044 Please stop! 1540 01:23:06,915 --> 01:23:08,816 - Just get me out of here! 1541 01:23:08,817 --> 01:23:10,551 Please get me out of here! 1542 01:23:12,621 --> 01:23:15,122 - I'm going to fuck your world! - No... 1543 01:23:18,694 --> 01:23:21,362 Brandy? 1544 01:23:21,363 --> 01:23:23,931 Guys, somebody please talk to me. 1545 01:23:23,932 --> 01:23:26,501 Please God, please God, please God. 1546 01:23:30,672 --> 01:23:32,073 Zack? 1547 01:23:32,074 --> 01:23:34,609 Zack, what the fuck are you doing in here, man? 1548 01:23:34,610 --> 01:23:36,477 We got to get out of here. 1549 01:23:36,478 --> 01:23:38,913 This is not a fucking haunt. 1550 01:23:40,182 --> 01:23:41,382 You having fun, Bobby? 1551 01:25:43,071 --> 01:25:44,605 Help! 1552 01:25:44,606 --> 01:25:45,406 Help! 1553 01:25:46,642 --> 01:25:47,508 Please... 1554 01:25:48,677 --> 01:25:49,377 Bobby! 1555 01:25:50,746 --> 01:25:53,381 Please help! 1556 01:25:55,117 --> 01:25:56,784 Help me! 1557 01:25:58,453 --> 01:25:59,920 Can anybody hear me! 1558 01:26:10,532 --> 01:26:13,034 I can't breathe in here! 1559 01:26:34,022 --> 01:26:34,522 Please! 1560 01:26:35,624 --> 01:26:37,725 Please! 1561 01:26:52,207 --> 01:26:54,375 Help! 1562 01:26:58,046 --> 01:26:59,647 Help! 1563 01:26:59,648 --> 01:27:00,381 Please help me! 1564 01:27:02,317 --> 01:27:03,217 Please... 1565 01:27:03,852 --> 01:27:06,420 Help! 1566 01:27:18,100 --> 01:27:19,166 What's the best part about your job? 1567 01:27:20,068 --> 01:27:23,003 I'm... I'm not me for five hours a day. 1568 01:27:26,808 --> 01:27:30,811 And if I can get out of the tangled up mess, 1569 01:27:30,812 --> 01:27:33,547 that is my head and into somebody else's head. 1570 01:27:33,548 --> 01:27:36,584 All that pent-up aggression is now taken out on somebody, 1571 01:27:36,585 --> 01:27:38,652 and, you know, 1572 01:27:38,653 --> 01:27:42,690 be as vicious and mean as I can towards anybody to scare 'em. 1573 01:27:42,691 --> 01:27:46,794 You want to make it so that they're not gonna escape. 1574 01:27:46,795 --> 01:27:50,064 Right? I mean, that's the thing, we don't want them to escape. 1575 01:27:50,065 --> 01:27:53,334 If I were a zombie and they came out here, 1576 01:27:53,335 --> 01:27:55,803 my goal is to eat their brains and survive, right? 1577 01:27:55,804 --> 01:27:58,606 And, um, their goal is to not make it out, 1578 01:27:58,607 --> 01:28:01,041 or try to make it out if they can. 1579 01:28:01,042 --> 01:28:03,210 Um. 1580 01:28:03,211 --> 01:28:05,713 They're coming out here and it's going to be their last visit anywhere. 1580 01:28:06,305 --> 01:29:06,826 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=-113102