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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:16,755 Here comes Lucky! 4 00:00:16,886 --> 00:00:19,845 And they're off. Number 7, Sandy's Rocket, out front. 5 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:22,239 Right behind him by the three against the rail 6 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:24,415 as they head down the front stretch... 7 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:34,034 Number 7, Sandy's Rocket, in control now. 8 00:00:34,164 --> 00:00:35,687 Down the backstretch... 9 00:00:39,952 --> 00:00:42,085 Look at all this fucking coin, dude. 10 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:47,525 - A.J., where's the capper? - Shredded. Back in VIP. 11 00:00:47,656 --> 00:00:48,961 Look who's Big Money in seven. 12 00:00:50,615 --> 00:00:52,878 - No fucking way, Moose. - Yes fucking way. We're red-hot. 13 00:00:53,009 --> 00:00:54,532 - Don't shit on our streak. - I'm not shitting on our streak. 14 00:00:54,663 --> 00:00:56,578 You're shitting all over our streak big time. 15 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:58,623 "Four runs and we bone out." Those were your exact words. 16 00:00:58,754 --> 00:01:01,235 Yeah, and Big Money in six was a fucking game changer. 17 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:04,194 - It's two o'clock. - It's five 'til. 18 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:06,153 - Come on, we should bounce. - Pensacola's already halfway 19 00:01:06,283 --> 00:01:08,459 - through the post parade, pussy. - Dude, you're going rogue. 20 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:10,374 - Because you're being a pussy. - Shut the f-- 21 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:12,159 Y'all fixing to place a bet? 22 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:14,030 Just a sec, darling. 23 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:17,425 Come on, bitch. Look up there and tell me who's Big Money. 24 00:01:25,128 --> 00:01:27,217 - Sweetchuck's our boy. - Sweetchuck? Fuck you. 25 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:28,827 Crowd's got wood for Easy Does It. 26 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:30,438 The crowd goes home in a body bag, okay? 27 00:01:30,568 --> 00:01:33,223 Let's go straight bet. No exotics. Let it ride. 28 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:36,052 Fuck you! We're up three bills. I'm not letting it ride. 29 00:01:37,619 --> 00:01:38,924 Now who's the pussy? 30 00:01:42,798 --> 00:01:43,842 Get the fucking cab. 31 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:48,108 All right. And they're off. 32 00:01:52,068 --> 00:01:53,113 Gonna fuck it all up! 33 00:01:54,070 --> 00:01:55,506 What the fuck, A.J.? 34 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:57,508 Sweetchuck hard-charging... 35 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:59,771 Pussy. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. He's breaking... 36 00:01:59,902 --> 00:02:01,251 Run! Run! Run! Come on! 37 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:03,210 Now he's two lengths ahead. 38 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:05,603 Oh, shit! Here he comes! Big money, money, money! 39 00:02:06,778 --> 00:02:08,476 And it's Sweetchuck at the wire! 40 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:16,658 Sweetchuck! Sweetchuck! 41 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:18,225 No, no, no, no! Moose, our cab! 42 00:02:18,355 --> 00:02:19,574 Some chud's ganking it. 43 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:23,143 Oh, fuck! 44 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:24,622 Now what are we supposed to do? 45 00:02:24,753 --> 00:02:26,233 We're screwed. 46 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:28,626 Oh, what? You gonna run across the river bridge? 47 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:32,717 A.J., it's the fucking interstate! 48 00:02:32,848 --> 00:02:34,023 Fuck! 49 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,285 Fuck! 50 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:39,159 Hey! Hey, buddy! 51 00:02:40,551 --> 00:02:42,205 I got an easy 50! 52 00:02:46,514 --> 00:02:48,298 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stay in this lane! 53 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:49,604 You almost hit that car! 54 00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:51,345 Fuck! Moose... 55 00:02:51,475 --> 00:02:53,042 All right, I need you to punch this shitbox, all right? 56 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,317 Moose, Moose... 57 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:15,325 [boy] Come on! Come on! 58 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:30,210 Where the heck have you guys been? 59 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:32,124 We've been waiting for 35 minutes. 60 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:34,083 We got stuck on the train by the Bongo habitat. 61 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,390 Some kid had a grand mal seizure and they shut it down. 62 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,609 - What could we do? - Just get on the dang bus. 63 00:03:43,658 --> 00:03:45,007 Hey, butt fuck! 64 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:46,748 You're both dead if I'm late for practice. 65 00:03:46,878 --> 00:03:48,663 What practice, Randy? You do wrestling and football. 66 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:51,187 Yeah, it's fucking May, loser. 67 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:52,841 Fuck off. 68 00:03:57,367 --> 00:03:58,977 All right, homeboy, what are you feeling? 69 00:03:59,108 --> 00:04:00,936 Benjys and Grants or Jackies and Hams? 70 00:04:02,677 --> 00:04:05,027 - Why're you doing the lip thing? - I'm not doing a lip thing. 71 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:07,290 Makes you look like you're prepping to suck an asshole. 72 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:09,814 No more wild-card shit. You're breaking your own rules. 73 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:11,468 Fuck off, don't be such a basket case. 74 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:13,688 Look at this epic fucking split, dude! 75 00:04:13,818 --> 00:04:16,343 Goddamn it, I want to epic split your fucking mouth. 76 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:17,866 Yeah? Why don't you try it, pussy? 77 00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:21,565 Because every chaperone on this bus 78 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:23,088 is fucking staring at us. 79 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:24,307 What? 80 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,403 - Yo, question. - Yeah, dude? 81 00:04:34,404 --> 00:04:35,710 Who'd you like in the 8th? 82 00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:40,758 Hoo-hoo-hoo! 83 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:43,195 Ooh, what's the wort at? 84 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:45,328 Uh, it's at 69 degrees. 85 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:47,635 All right, let's pitch the fucking yeast 86 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:49,245 and put her to bed. 87 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:52,901 Home sweet home. 88 00:04:53,031 --> 00:04:54,337 Squeeze that airlock in. 89 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:56,948 - Is that one leaking? - Brand-new tub. 90 00:04:57,079 --> 00:04:58,428 How could it be leaking? 91 00:04:58,559 --> 00:05:00,082 Let's check the pH on the lagers. 92 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:03,694 Booyah. What are you feeling? 93 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:06,088 Let's go pilsner. 94 00:05:09,787 --> 00:05:11,180 - Cheers. - Cheers, dude. 95 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,355 Whoa. 96 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:13,878 Looks bright. 97 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:15,489 Spritzy. 98 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:18,796 Mm. Wow. 99 00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:21,712 Yeah, I know, dude. We fucking made that! 100 00:05:21,843 --> 00:05:24,541 - We made that! - This is, like, real beer. 101 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:26,630 Mm! Let's go with that. 102 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:28,240 - What? - Real Beer. For the label. 103 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:29,851 I found a printer in Tecumseh. 104 00:05:29,981 --> 00:05:31,418 They can bang them out for two cents a pop. 105 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:33,420 I dig it. 106 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:35,117 All right, so, look, man, I want to pitch you an idea. 107 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:36,292 Okay, hit me. 108 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:38,512 It's time to expand the operation. 109 00:05:38,642 --> 00:05:40,035 All right, so look, dude, 110 00:05:40,165 --> 00:05:41,515 we're sitting on a cash cow with Real Beer. 111 00:05:41,645 --> 00:05:43,038 Fifteen gallons a month is baby stuff 112 00:05:43,168 --> 00:05:44,344 compared to what we could do 113 00:05:44,474 --> 00:05:45,780 if we scaled her up to a buck twenty. 114 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:47,259 - A hundred and twenty gallons? - A month, dude. 115 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:48,826 And we'll cash flow our day-to-day ops 116 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:50,306 with our track winnings until we get to a rhythm 117 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:51,655 where this thing is running itself. 118 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:53,701 Moose, we haven't even sold a single beer. 119 00:05:53,831 --> 00:05:56,530 Yet. You gotta learn to forecast, bitch. 120 00:05:57,574 --> 00:05:58,923 Fuck! 121 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:01,317 We hit two matinees a week, we're solid gold. 122 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:03,232 Two? We'd be lucky to scrounge up a ride every two weeks. 123 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,234 Pause. Don't worry about transpo. 124 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,454 Transpo's my turf. And we'll circle back in a sec. 125 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:09,847 A huge part of this operation is figuring out 126 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:11,283 the right foot soldiers to bring in. 127 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:12,981 What do you think of Jason Beaumont? 128 00:06:13,111 --> 00:06:14,852 Dude, fucking kid's a narc. He'd squeal for sure. 129 00:06:14,983 --> 00:06:17,855 Yeah! I love your instincts! That's why you're gonna run HR. 130 00:06:17,986 --> 00:06:19,814 Handle all the recruiting. 131 00:06:21,859 --> 00:06:23,078 Fuck! 132 00:06:23,731 --> 00:06:24,862 That was a fucking neck shot! 133 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:27,256 - Forecast. - You said no fucking necks. 134 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:30,259 So are we in agreement 135 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,652 that transpo's our number one concern? 136 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:33,001 Hundred percent. 137 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:34,394 And until this operation's got wheels, 138 00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:35,743 if feels like it's dead in the water. 139 00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:37,266 Okay, hear me out. 140 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,790 Fuck, these are awesome. 141 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:41,401 Tom, we're good to go. 142 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,099 Kip Langer's older brother. You know him? 143 00:06:44,229 --> 00:06:46,580 - Darian? - No, Darian's in Chrissy's class. 144 00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:48,190 I'm talking about Gary. 145 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,931 With the lazy eye and the gelled hair. 146 00:06:50,061 --> 00:06:51,454 - Oh, yeah. The DJ guy. - Yeah. 147 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:53,108 So he's got a limo thing on the side, dude. 148 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:55,197 Like weddings and proms, all that type of shit. 149 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:57,112 Thanks, Tom. 150 00:06:57,242 --> 00:06:58,505 You know what? 151 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:00,637 Here's a little something for you. 152 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:05,686 So obviously, his rates are premium on the weekends, 153 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:07,514 because that's where all the action is. 154 00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:10,038 But Monday through Thursday is a total fucking dead zone. 155 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:13,302 So I've got Gary locked in at 25 bucks an hour, 156 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,782 plus we gotta float the gas. 157 00:07:14,912 --> 00:07:16,653 But all he needs is a three-hour heads-up. 158 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:18,655 So you want to take a limo back and forth between Bluffs Run? 159 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:19,917 Yeah, twice a week. 160 00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:21,179 It'd be like a C-note per run, max. 161 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:22,485 - That's it? - That's fucking it, dude. 162 00:07:22,616 --> 00:07:24,095 It's actually a really boss idea. 163 00:07:24,226 --> 00:07:25,967 It's airtight, bitch. I knew you'd be all over it. 164 00:07:28,578 --> 00:07:30,450 This fucker's double O-C too. 165 00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:32,887 Huh? 166 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:34,845 Fucking limo, asshole. 167 00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:37,108 It's got a 13-inch TV with a built-in VHS. 168 00:07:37,239 --> 00:07:39,284 Mini wet bar. Motorola bag phone. 169 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:40,547 Why would we need a bag phone? 170 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:41,852 In case we gotta move on some shit 171 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:43,245 and we don't have time to hit a payphone. 172 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:44,681 Look, stop fixating on the bag phone. 173 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:46,335 - Are you in or you out? - I'm in. 174 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,076 - I'm in, yeah. - All right, I'll set it up. 175 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:50,339 Oh, buddy, we're gonna be rolling 176 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,123 in so much fucking dough this summer. 177 00:07:58,042 --> 00:07:59,827 ♪ Rollin' down the street ♪ 178 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:02,177 ♪ I saw this girl and she was pumpin' ♪ 179 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:03,918 ♪ I winked my eye, she got into the ride ♪ 180 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:06,007 ♪ Went to a club, was jumpin' ♪ 181 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:07,399 ♪ Took her to the hotel ♪ 182 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,576 ♪ She said, "You're the king" ♪ 183 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:11,491 ♪ I said, "Be my queen if you know what I mean" ♪ 184 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:13,536 ♪ And let us do the wild thing ♪ 185 00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:16,670 ♪ Wild thing ♪ 186 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,410 [A.J.] Yo, I'm home. 187 00:08:25,113 --> 00:08:28,246 Mm, Mrs. C., these deer chops are banging. 188 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:34,862 What's going on? 189 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:36,385 How was the field trip, boys? 190 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,821 Oh, like the best ever. 191 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:39,475 Yeah, we got to hand-feed the giraffes. 192 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:41,303 Yeah, the sucker was eating right out of our palm. 193 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:50,051 Speaking of hands, let me smell those hands. 194 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:51,226 Jesus, what? 195 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,445 No. Why? 196 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,056 Are you trying to hide something from us? 197 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:56,840 Oh, he is. Big time. 198 00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:59,321 No, no, I just don't want you smelling my hands. 199 00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:01,366 It's weird.[Judge] It's not weird. 200 00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:03,499 It's just a set of hands, son. 201 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,936 Afraid we'll find out about the cigarettes? 202 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:07,721 Cigarettes? We-- 203 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:10,158 Mr. Rubenking said he saw you and Moose 204 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:11,986 smoking cigarettes in the VIP area 205 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:14,075 of I-80 OTB this afternoon. 206 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:15,467 I-80 OTB? 207 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:16,904 It's an off-track betting parlor. 208 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:18,253 In Council Bluffs, Iowa. 209 00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:19,820 Right across the river bridge 210 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:22,649 from the Henry Doorly Zoo. 211 00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:25,390 Smoking cigarettes and going berserk! 212 00:09:25,521 --> 00:09:27,262 He emphasized "berserk." 213 00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:29,786 And the damn neon shirts! 214 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:31,875 Awful quiet, Moose. 215 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:36,053 Did you get those fancy shoes with your gambling winnings? 216 00:09:36,184 --> 00:09:38,403 Guilty! - Moose... 217 00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:41,755 Chrissy, go to your room. 218 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:44,148 - No way. - In your room, young lady. 219 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:45,367 Ugh! 220 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,196 - Witness stand. - No. 221 00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:49,719 No, I'm not... 222 00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:52,548 There's been a pattern with you two. 223 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,724 - An escalation. - A very dangerous escalation. 224 00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:56,857 - We're not escalating. - Illegally crossing state lines 225 00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:59,294 to hang out at an off-track betting parlor? 226 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:00,643 We're not hanging out. We're working. 227 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:02,166 - Working! - Oh, my God! 228 00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:04,560 - You're not a pro gambler! - Are you two doing dope? 229 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,127 Okay, no on the dope, 230 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:07,998 and no, I'm not gonna become a professional gambler. 231 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,740 You two idiots are gonna end up in a double funeral 232 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,047 or on the side of a fricking milk carton. 233 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:16,833 Is it Moose? Is he the one that talks you into this crazy stuff? 234 00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:18,443 No, it's not Moose. I came up with the system. 235 00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:20,620 The system? What is the system? 236 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,273 A secret system for big-money long shots. 237 00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:24,101 You're 14 years old! 238 00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:26,060 You don't have a fricking system! 239 00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:36,026 Dude, I am so fucking sorry. 240 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,594 The Judge started doing the lip thing, 241 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,336 and I just fucking panicked. 242 00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:43,033 Did you tell them about the system? 243 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:44,731 They don't want to hear about Big Money, Moose. 244 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,167 I'm grounded. 245 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:48,038 Banned from the track and banned from Iowa. 246 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,867 Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, dude. 247 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,609 This rat-fucks our whole plan. 248 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,393 There is no plan. We're done. 249 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:58,962 No more running free range. They're shutting us down. 250 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,877 I've got one week to find a legit job 251 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,400 before my mom goes full-tilt DEFCON. 252 00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:04,011 Full tilt? What do you mean? 253 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:05,534 Baseball. Bible camp. 254 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,275 Weekends at her auction crew. 255 00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:10,234 Fuck your mom's auction crew. Shit pay. 256 00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:12,672 Tell her we're not signing on for three bucks an hour. 257 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,412 She made no mention of hiring you. 258 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:19,287 We're a package deal, A.J. You don't break up the band. 259 00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,769 Look, just circle the heavy hitters, okay? 260 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,727 Don't waste your time with that entry-level slop. 261 00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,686 - I'm not. - Dude, don't worry. 262 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,818 Tomorrow after school, we'll get some shit lined up. 263 00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,124 Easy peasy. 264 00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:32,604 All right? 265 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,345 - See ya, pussy. - See ya. 266 00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,577 What if we doubled the batch? 267 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,057 And then had only one foot soldier 268 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,233 instead of an entire roster of guys to manage? 269 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,931 Fuck me, you really want to hobby brew? 270 00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:40,585 No--Look, the company's fucked. 271 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,936 We're never gonna cash-flow this thing with minimum wage 272 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,589 and suck-ass hours. 273 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:45,939 Excuse me. 274 00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,122 Pass the sack. I got dibs on that last one. 275 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,906 Fuck you. The big boy's mine. 276 00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,168 Give it to me. 277 00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,780 It's my money, it's my gizzard. 278 00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,175 Fuck, dude. My neck! 279 00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:06,829 Forecast. 280 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:12,792 Boom! Right in the breadbasket! 281 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:15,925 And you fuckstains are no Mike Rozier. 282 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,709 Is it piss? 283 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,016 Straight from the tap, sweet cheeks. 284 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,410 You two dip fucks better grow eyes in the back of your head. 285 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,499 High school's gonna be a fucking meat grinder! 286 00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:26,283 It's open season, limp dicks. 287 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,546 You never know when, you never know where. 288 00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:31,375 - Pussies! - Whoo! 289 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,778 You boys all right? 290 00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,781 That's piss, ain't it? 291 00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,785 Yeah, it's piss. 292 00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:57,532 Holy shit! 293 00:13:58,489 --> 00:13:59,664 Shane! 294 00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:00,970 What the fuck? 295 00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,754 So much for one weekend a month, huh? 296 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,147 - Shotgun. - No fucking way. 297 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,279 Get in the back, mutant. 298 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:08,369 What's up, Eagle? 299 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,548 Fucking A... 300 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,985 This is why you're in the back. 301 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:18,770 Hold on to your fucking tits. 302 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,511 Fuck the Carmichaels. 303 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,253 Don't let those pussies run a psyop on you. 304 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,952 Rodney's a horror show, dude. That Boz cut, those muscles. 305 00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,040 I mean... 306 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,780 He's a fucking juicehead, Eagle. 307 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,958 He used to bitch out when I wrestled him at 160. 308 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:34,612 Yo, Rambo? Fucking waste anyone over there? 309 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,876 The whole thing was over in a hundred hours, dipshit. 310 00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:39,182 The only thing I wasted was my freshman year. 311 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,228 The town's still covered in yellow. 312 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,143 Maybe they'll give you the keys to the city, dude. 313 00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,796 Shit, I'd settle for the keys to the Toddy Shop. 314 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,450 Old enough to die for Uncle Sam, 315 00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,322 but still can't buy a fucking sixer. 316 00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,672 Yo, homey. Do you want a beer? 317 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:57,809 Fuck! 318 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,509 Seriously? 319 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,076 You turds made this? 320 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,338 Yeah. 321 00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,602 All right, so check it. You gotta pour it like this. 322 00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:10,083 And don't drink the stuff on the bottom. 323 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:12,781 Copy that. 324 00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:21,877 Moment of truth. 325 00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,102 Well? 326 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,931 Goddamn, fellas. 327 00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:33,410 It's not shit. 328 00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:39,242 - It's drinkable as fuck. - Drinkable as fuck! 329 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,809 Oh, yeah, dude! 330 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,550 That's going on the fucking sticker for sure! 331 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:46,858 All, right, can we put you down for a case? 332 00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,252 Whoo! 333 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:53,865 Well, you know the rules. 334 00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,216 No glass on deck. 335 00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,740 Yes, sir. 336 00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:15,583 The water's piss-warm, dude. 337 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:19,543 Yeah. Ron always cranks it for the invitationals. 338 00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:21,502 Hey, we need to bag some summer jobs. 339 00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,199 - You think you can hook us up? - No. 340 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:25,985 It's not gonna fly. You gotta be 16 to guard. 341 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,725 Ron might budge on the Eagle Scout, 342 00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,684 but definitely not on you. 343 00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:33,166 Well, fuck Ron. Fuck the pool. Me and A.J. are a package deal. 344 00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:36,212 Shit, you can ask the Bravo boys if they need an extra hand. 345 00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:37,909 With what? 346 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,346 They're planning on running that thing this summer. 347 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,565 What thing? - That thing. 348 00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:43,828 The Snack Shack. 349 00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:47,876 So does their family, like, own it or something? 350 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,095 No, Bravos don't own it. City owns it. 351 00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,357 Yo, toss me your keys. 352 00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,272 I want to see inside that fucker. 353 00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:53,708 Don't have any. 354 00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,144 Snack Shack's totally separate from the pool. 355 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,016 Okay, so they rent it from the city? 356 00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,105 No, I think it gets bid out through Parks & Rec. 357 00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,803 - Okay, how's that work? - I don't know, dude. 358 00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,283 I think they bid it out 359 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:04,936 at the city council meeting tomorrow. 360 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,721 How much the Bravos throw down on that sucker? 361 00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:09,419 Ask them. They're gonna be at the sunken lot tonight. 362 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,210 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 363 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,908 That we hit the sunken lot, dump some beer, 364 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,866 get intel on the Bravo boys' bid, 365 00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:24,173 then rat-fuck them at the city council meeting tomorrow night. 366 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,708 Yo! Shit pig. 367 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,492 You all right? 368 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,321 Huh? Me? 369 00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:27,758 Yeah. You, like, having a fit or something? 370 00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:30,848 Oh. It's just allergies. It's like... 371 00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:33,982 - Allergies? - Grass, pollen, ragw-- 372 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,853 Yeah, like the movie about the kid in the plastic bubble? 373 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,378 No. No, it's not like him at all. 374 00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:39,509 - I'm nothing like that. - Yeah, right. 375 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,207 Seriously. 376 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,775 Oh, God, you are totally like him. 377 00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:45,907 Sorry. 378 00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,866 What is that? 379 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:50,651 My hanky? 380 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,610 Your hanky? 381 00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,656 Oh, it's not mine. It's actually my dad's. 382 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,962 Your dad loaned you his fucking snot-rag? 383 00:18:58,093 --> 00:18:59,225 Just temporarily. 384 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,924 Sorry, I'm not usually like this. 385 00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,839 I-I-I just took a Benadryl. 386 00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:05,970 So... 387 00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,671 Why are you doing that? 388 00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,977 It's a free country, shit pig. 389 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,545 Close your mouth, you look like a fucking grass carp. 390 00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,638 God, I don't know why Leah's so into you. 391 00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,988 She made it out like you were a real catch. 392 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,426 Oh. So you're, like, Leah's cousin or something? 393 00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:27,818 Doi. 394 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,691 And lucky me, she's only 35 miles south of Offutt, 395 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,823 so this shithole gets to be my reality all summer. 396 00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,303 Hmm. 397 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,349 Hey, what's the suicide rate in this hick town? 398 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,395 Is that marijuana? 399 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:40,788 What? Are you allergic? 400 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,357 Oh, shit. 401 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,797 What is happening right now? 402 00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,929 I just, uh... 403 00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:53,931 It's dinner. 404 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,065 I should go. 405 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,501 I guess so. 406 00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,024 See you around, shit pig. 407 00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:03,680 Sooey! 408 00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,298 So, how's the job hunt coming along? 409 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:13,951 Mom, it's been like 48 hours. 410 00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,344 Watch the sass back. 411 00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:17,738 Mm, I got an auction in two weeks. 412 00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:21,350 Ordered you a medium with the new logo, just in case. 413 00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:22,873 It's polo style this year. 414 00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:25,006 - And salmon. - Mm! Chrissy's idea. 415 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,529 I designed them. 416 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,923 Have you thought about mowing lawns? 417 00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:30,446 Now that's an idea. 418 00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:32,753 Are you kidding me? This is me after one lawn. 419 00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,798 Oh, come on, nothing a little Benadryl couldn't level out. 420 00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,235 - God bless you. - Bless you. 421 00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:37,888 This is Benadryl. I'm the fricking poster boy. 422 00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,281 - No fricks. - No fricks. 423 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:40,978 - Stuff it, Chrissy. - You stuff it. 424 00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:43,242 - Stuff it big time. - Zip it. 425 00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:55,297 Hey, Mom, there's a study group tonight for the Civics final. 426 00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:56,777 Does it involve Moose? 427 00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,474 No. It's over at Beaumont's. 428 00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:01,347 - There's a fella with a plan. - Such a go-getter. 429 00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:04,437 Maybe you could tag-team with his mowing business, 430 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,177 start some kind of lawn empire. 431 00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:10,834 No. I don't want to start a lawn empire with Jason Beaumont. 432 00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,836 I just want to cram for the Civics test. 433 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,751 Watch the sass back. 434 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,101 - Ten p.m. - Ten? 435 00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:19,278 Mom, come on, it doesn't even start until eight-- 436 00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:21,192 Ten fifteen. You're still grounded, buddy. 437 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,151 Eleven. 438 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,979 Here we go now. Gonna let it go now. 439 00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:27,198 We're gonna start now at 10, 10, we'll bring it up to 10:15. 440 00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,200 - We're taking the 10:15. - Hey! 441 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,593 All the way up to 11, we're looking at 11. 442 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,291 Eleven's too high. Grounded.[Judge] Hey! 443 00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,336 Bring it all the way back, now 10:30, now 10:15. 444 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:37,644 10:15 it's gonna be, and I'm giving you 10:15. 445 00:21:37,774 --> 00:21:39,080 - Sold now. - Sold! 446 00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,432 ♪ I was clowning in class like I usually do... ♪ 447 00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:47,436 Dude, I can't believe we just dumped two cases. 448 00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,090 Two cases is pussy. 449 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:50,874 Look at all these college kids. 450 00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:52,659 We gotta partner up with some frats. 451 00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:54,791 Get our foot soldiers in UNL, UNO, 452 00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:56,750 fucking Peru State. 453 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,882 Dude, we could be offloading 400 gallons of Real Beer a month. 454 00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:00,057 Easy. 455 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,374 Hey, watch where you're going, prep. 456 00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:14,768 - Sorry, dude. - What did you just fucking say? 457 00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:18,162 We got a problem here? 458 00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:20,164 There is so not a problem. 459 00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:22,341 I didn't know he was with you. 460 00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:24,255 Sorry. It won't happen again. 461 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,000 Shane fucking Workman! 462 00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:39,358 Oh, Bravos. Right over there. 463 00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:41,882 Okay, I've got this shit. Hang back in the wings. 464 00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:48,541 Hey, what's up, boys? 465 00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:50,369 Who the fuck are you assholes? 466 00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:53,502 Moose Miller. This is my associate, A.J. 467 00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:55,286 We're the guys behind Real Beer. 468 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:56,723 Real Beer? 469 00:22:56,853 --> 00:22:58,594 Yeah, that beer you're drinking. 470 00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:00,422 Wh-- You made this? 471 00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:01,945 Yeah, man. 472 00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:03,556 We're still finalizing the design on the logo, 473 00:23:03,686 --> 00:23:06,472 but that next batch will look as good as it tastes. 474 00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,125 How old are you guys? 475 00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,692 - Fourteen. - Sixteen. 476 00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:13,261 Almost fifteen. 477 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,045 Oh, yeah. I know this guy. 478 00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:17,091 You're the judge's kid, aren't you? 479 00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:19,572 Yeah, he did our mom and dad's divorce. 480 00:23:19,963 --> 00:23:21,356 Huh? 481 00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:24,054 I said your dad did our mom and dad's divorce! 482 00:23:25,665 --> 00:23:27,971 So, uh, we heard you guys are renting the Snack Shack 483 00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:29,625 out of the pool this summer. 484 00:23:29,756 --> 00:23:31,235 Yeah. So what? 485 00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:32,715 Well, Shane had mentioned 486 00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:34,935 that you guys might need some extra hands. 487 00:23:35,065 --> 00:23:37,067 - Nah, we're cool. - We can handle it ourselves. 488 00:23:37,198 --> 00:23:38,982 It's probably a real gravy train, huh? 489 00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:41,158 We do all right. 490 00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:42,421 Mm-hmm. 491 00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:45,424 What's it cost to rent it out? 492 00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:49,950 Three grand my ass. They're bluffing, big time. 493 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,431 I don't know, dude. A grand a month seems legit. 494 00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:55,912 Chump change compared to what the fucker could turn over. 495 00:23:56,565 --> 00:24:00,003 Look, I say we go full tilt on the Snack Shack. 496 00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:05,008 What's the pH at? 497 00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:07,707 It's a hair over 5.2. 498 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,580 All right. I should go. 499 00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:13,887 Jean'll kill me. Fucker's definitely leaking. 500 00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:16,324 It's not. Look, dude, 501 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:20,371 even if it took us all of June to break even on the 3K, 502 00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:22,678 it'd still tee us up right in the sweet spot of the summer. 503 00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:24,724 Fucking Fourth of July to mid-August? 504 00:24:24,854 --> 00:24:26,726 That's like six weeks of straight Profit Town. 505 00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:29,293 We can't cover three grand. We're 1,600 bucks short. 506 00:24:29,424 --> 00:24:31,252 Yeah? So, look, 507 00:24:32,645 --> 00:24:34,211 I want to pitch you an idea. 508 00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:36,387 The whole kit and caboodle? 509 00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:39,173 Yeah. Yes... Yes, ma'am. 510 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,829 Take off those glasses. 511 00:24:44,047 --> 00:24:45,396 Is there a problem here? 512 00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:52,055 - Goddamn. - I can't believe I let you 513 00:24:52,186 --> 00:24:54,014 talk me into this diaper shit, Moose. 514 00:24:54,144 --> 00:24:56,843 Like I had to twist your arm at 18 percent, you fucking shyster. 515 00:24:57,844 --> 00:24:59,628 Plus, you're the one without a joint account, dude. 516 00:24:59,759 --> 00:25:02,109 - Why are we wearing suits? - We look like power players 517 00:25:02,239 --> 00:25:04,154 that come in and cash out 2K in a New York minute. 518 00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:06,983 Oh, my God. She's talking to the manager. 519 00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:10,770 Dude, don't get your tits in a ringer. 520 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:12,728 I bet it's just protocol for any withdrawal over a grand. 521 00:25:12,859 --> 00:25:14,338 No, that's Neil Bruning. 522 00:25:14,469 --> 00:25:16,166 He's in bridge club with my parents and his wife. 523 00:25:16,297 --> 00:25:18,342 Bruning can't say shit, bitch. It's not a joint account. 524 00:25:18,473 --> 00:25:20,388 A.J. 525 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,434 Pretty chunky withdrawal for a school day, don't you think? 526 00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:27,656 We're entrepreneurs. 527 00:25:27,787 --> 00:25:29,353 All right, last on the agenda: 528 00:25:29,484 --> 00:25:31,834 the concession stand out at Steinhart Pool. 529 00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:33,793 Scooter, I understand the bids are in? 530 00:25:33,923 --> 00:25:37,231 Uh, just a single, Mike. From Chris and Jeff Bravo. 531 00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:38,667 To the tune of-- 532 00:25:38,798 --> 00:25:40,408 - Hold on! - Hey, wait! Stop. 533 00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:45,152 That is three thousand and one... 534 00:25:47,197 --> 00:25:48,721 USD. 535 00:25:48,851 --> 00:25:50,766 Our bid for the concession stand at the Steinhart Pool. 536 00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:51,811 In singles? 537 00:25:51,941 --> 00:25:53,290 Oh, it's a bit unorthodox, 538 00:25:53,421 --> 00:25:54,727 but the council will consider all bids, 539 00:25:54,857 --> 00:25:55,989 proposed or otherwise. 540 00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:57,817 - Correct, Mr. Mayor? - Aye. 541 00:25:58,426 --> 00:25:59,732 And the Bravos? 542 00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:01,560 It looks like a check for... 543 00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:04,258 $300. 544 00:26:07,261 --> 00:26:08,436 Well, boys, 545 00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:11,221 you've got yourself a Snack Shack. 546 00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:19,447 What the hell were you two idiots thinking? 547 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,840 We have spent the last two hours 548 00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:21,971 - trying to track you down! - Where is that money? 549 00:26:22,102 --> 00:26:24,017 Here, that's 400 right there. 550 00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:25,932 400?[Judge] Where's the rest? 551 00:26:26,062 --> 00:26:27,934 I've got Bruning telling me you drained your savings account. 552 00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:29,675 This is tied with the gambling, isn't it? 553 00:26:29,805 --> 00:26:31,677 No, Mrs. C--[both] Shut the frick up! 554 00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:33,722 We went down to the city council meeting 555 00:26:33,853 --> 00:26:37,030 and we bid on the Snack Shack at Steinhart Pool, and we won. 556 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,381 You bid $2,000 on the Snack Shack at the swimming pool? 557 00:26:40,511 --> 00:26:42,209 Actually, we bid three. 558 00:26:42,339 --> 00:26:44,298 And that money there is for supplies and stuff. 559 00:26:44,428 --> 00:26:46,126 Supplies and stuff? 560 00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:48,345 Jean! Hand me that damn phone! 561 00:26:52,959 --> 00:26:54,264 Hello? Carters. 562 00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:56,005 Les? 563 00:26:56,136 --> 00:26:57,659 I just found a still in my basement. 564 00:26:57,790 --> 00:26:59,879 The boys are making alcohol. 565 00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:08,627 I thought his waterbed had popped, but it was hooch. 566 00:27:08,757 --> 00:27:10,716 Leaked out all the way to the basement steps. 567 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,196 It's a science project. 568 00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:15,372 Oh, bullshit! 569 00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:19,072 Five bucks says they were gonna peddle this shit to kids. 570 00:27:19,202 --> 00:27:20,203 No. 571 00:27:20,334 --> 00:27:22,379 No. No! 572 00:27:28,995 --> 00:27:31,258 What is wrong with you? 573 00:27:41,877 --> 00:27:44,575 Hey, Dad? Can I say something? 574 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,318 And our lucky 16th caller 575 00:27:48,449 --> 00:27:50,277 will receive not one, 576 00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:53,628 but two tickets to see Mannheim Steamroller live 577 00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:55,630 this September at the Orpheum. 578 00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:59,025 Again, that's 187-3348 579 00:27:59,155 --> 00:28:00,591 for the studio line. 580 00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:02,245 Coming up at the top of the hour, 581 00:28:02,376 --> 00:28:05,466 we've got the Ag Report, followed by Party Line. 582 00:28:09,949 --> 00:28:11,124 How could you? 583 00:28:11,254 --> 00:28:13,474 That money was for college. 584 00:28:14,344 --> 00:28:15,868 Or a car. 585 00:28:20,655 --> 00:28:22,048 Mom... 586 00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:41,545 Oh, man. 587 00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:44,287 This place is wrecked. 588 00:28:44,418 --> 00:28:46,725 It's a... It's a total shithole. 589 00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:49,597 Yeah. 590 00:28:51,338 --> 00:28:52,905 But it's our shithole. 591 00:29:08,834 --> 00:29:10,487 Fuck. 592 00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:14,491 Where's the fridge? 593 00:29:14,622 --> 00:29:16,102 How the fuck should I know? 594 00:29:16,929 --> 00:29:19,105 There's no fridge. There's no microwave. 595 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,369 That's a double punch to the dick. 596 00:29:22,499 --> 00:29:25,676 Why is the floor so fucking sticky? God! 597 00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,156 And I'm pretty sure that's rat shit. 598 00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:29,115 All right, bitch. Let's get to work. 599 00:29:29,245 --> 00:29:30,899 We need this fucker spick-and-span 600 00:29:31,030 --> 00:29:32,945 in case some inspector comes sniffing around. I'm serious. 601 00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:34,903 Wait, wait, what the fuck are you gonna do, Moose? 602 00:29:36,992 --> 00:29:38,472 - Are you for real? - Yeah. 603 00:29:38,602 --> 00:29:40,387 I gotta handle all the upper management shit. 604 00:29:40,517 --> 00:29:42,868 - Upper management? - Fucko, we're ten days out. 605 00:29:42,998 --> 00:29:44,652 We don't have a candy distributor locked. 606 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,133 No chips. No pop. No fridge. No nuker. No fucking money. 607 00:29:47,263 --> 00:29:49,439 - What do you think I'm doing? - We're absolutely fucked. 608 00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:51,006 No, we're not fucked. 609 00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:52,791 My parents are gonna send me to military school. 610 00:29:52,921 --> 00:29:54,749 Calm the fuck down. No one's going to military school. 611 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,229 All right, look, have a smoke. 612 00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:57,404 Okay. 613 00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:05,586 New deal. We gotta resurrect one of the old schemes. 614 00:30:05,716 --> 00:30:07,501 Make some quick cash to float the first week. 615 00:30:07,631 --> 00:30:10,112 - You still holding any Utilac? - I think I've got ten cans. 616 00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:12,419 - Then we run Curbs-n-Candy. - With what candy, Moose? 617 00:30:12,549 --> 00:30:14,464 Those Boy Scout chocolates. Those Turtles. 618 00:30:14,595 --> 00:30:16,989 - No, that shit's pre-Webelos. - Who gives a shit? 619 00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:19,078 It's not like some old bird's gonna check the expiration date. 620 00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:21,558 God. You're subhuman. 621 00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:23,386 You know that, right? 622 00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:25,780 Oh, shit, dude. I bet that's the Aksarben rep. 623 00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:28,217 I left the payphone number with some chick at corporate. 624 00:30:28,348 --> 00:30:30,002 Just scrub the vermin shit, okay? 625 00:30:30,132 --> 00:30:31,351 I'll be back in a flash. 626 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,498 Again, Mrs. Havercamp, 627 00:30:48,629 --> 00:30:52,024 we're talking a top-of-the-line, aerosol-based Utilac 490. 628 00:30:52,154 --> 00:30:55,157 Aesthetically, it is a stunning, high-gloss finish. 629 00:30:55,288 --> 00:30:57,464 - Who are you with again? - SprayTech Industries, ma'am. 630 00:30:57,594 --> 00:30:59,945 We specialize in aerosol-based paint solution. 631 00:31:00,075 --> 00:31:02,077 Wait, what is all this? 632 00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:06,125 Oh, we'll paint your address on your street curb. 633 00:31:11,434 --> 00:31:13,175 No. I don't think so. 634 00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:17,614 Well, then might we offer you a delicious four-pack 635 00:31:17,745 --> 00:31:20,487 of milk chocolate Turtles? 636 00:31:25,535 --> 00:31:27,146 Yo, here's the sitch. 637 00:31:28,756 --> 00:31:30,497 Homeboy's wanting to know if we'd do two-fifty 638 00:31:30,627 --> 00:31:32,194 and all this for the paint job. 639 00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:36,807 - Is that a bucket of golf balls? - Uh-huh. 640 00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:38,331 Come on, have some dignity, Moose. 641 00:31:38,461 --> 00:31:39,810 No, dude, there are some heavy hitters in here. 642 00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:41,334 Pings, Callaways. 643 00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:43,249 Fucking this dude's clean as a whistle. 644 00:31:43,379 --> 00:31:45,033 Okay. 645 00:31:45,164 --> 00:31:47,209 I mean, I guess we could go down to the golf course, 646 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:49,124 gank a couple empty three-packs from the dumpster 647 00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:50,865 behind the clubhouse, dress them up like new. 648 00:31:50,996 --> 00:31:53,650 Dude, we can flip those bitches for five bucks a pop. 649 00:31:54,564 --> 00:31:56,915 Yeah, okay, I'm in. 650 00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:02,703 Alrighty, Willy. 651 00:32:03,312 --> 00:32:04,531 Sold. 652 00:32:09,231 --> 00:32:11,103 That's insane. 653 00:32:11,233 --> 00:32:13,801 Yeah, true story. Come on in. 654 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,846 - Go on, take a seat. - Yo, dude. 655 00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:17,109 Change okay? 656 00:32:17,239 --> 00:32:18,937 Oh, yeah. Count it, dude. 657 00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:20,982 Uh, okay, I noticed 658 00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:22,331 all these Wall Street Journals. Jesus Christ. 659 00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:24,203 Ah! You want to play the market, huh? 660 00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:26,553 - Yes, yes. Big time. - Well... 661 00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:29,948 I've got two words for you. 662 00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:34,169 Tucson Electric. 663 00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:35,823 Tucson Electric? 664 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,173 Come on, that geezer's brain was totally pickled. 665 00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:39,870 I don't think so, dude. 666 00:32:40,001 --> 00:32:41,742 Willy's got the skinny. You see all those WSJs? 667 00:32:41,872 --> 00:32:43,657 Yeah, I saw them. Half of them were yellow. 668 00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:45,354 1985 yellow. 669 00:32:45,485 --> 00:32:47,269 Fucking porch smelled like a men's shelter. 670 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,445 He's throwing us a bone 'cause he digs our vibe, dude. 671 00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:52,492 I'm telling you, we should think about dumping like half our ROI 672 00:32:52,622 --> 00:32:54,233 - into Tucson Electric. - Moose! 673 00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:56,365 We're running a bunch of schemes to pay for the fuck-ups 674 00:32:56,496 --> 00:32:57,888 on a job we haven't even started yet. 675 00:32:58,019 --> 00:33:00,152 Just keep an open mind, bitch. Damn. 676 00:33:11,641 --> 00:33:12,816 Hey. 677 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,036 Shit pig. 678 00:33:17,734 --> 00:33:18,997 You're looking low. 679 00:33:19,954 --> 00:33:21,303 Maybe this'll jazz things up. 680 00:33:22,391 --> 00:33:23,914 What do you think? 681 00:33:26,221 --> 00:33:27,527 It's hideous. 682 00:33:27,788 --> 00:33:30,182 Oh, come on. It's solid gold. Hold that sucker up. 683 00:33:33,794 --> 00:33:34,969 Wait... 684 00:33:35,883 --> 00:33:37,450 That's another keeper. 685 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:39,756 It tells a story. Like an evolution. 686 00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:44,239 An evolution? 687 00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:45,545 Yeah. 688 00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:48,156 Cool. 689 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,508 So, what's your name? 690 00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:55,598 Whoa, shit pig. Are you flirting with me? 691 00:33:57,209 --> 00:33:58,862 [Leah] Brooke? 692 00:33:58,993 --> 00:34:01,604 Yo. - Gimme a ride to Chompy Cone? 693 00:34:01,735 --> 00:34:03,911 Oh, yeah, sure. Hop in the Jeep, girl. Buckle up. 694 00:34:06,870 --> 00:34:08,046 Hi, A.J. 695 00:34:08,829 --> 00:34:09,917 Hey. 696 00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:13,486 Summer jobs in Hicksville. 697 00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:15,488 Any ideas? 698 00:34:16,097 --> 00:34:18,491 I don't do polo shirts or visors. 699 00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:21,668 I don't do polo shirts either, so... 700 00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:24,105 Hmm, you are flirting with me. 701 00:34:26,455 --> 00:34:27,848 Oh, uh, can you swim? 702 00:34:30,807 --> 00:34:31,982 Yeah. 703 00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:35,725 Smell that? 704 00:34:36,944 --> 00:34:38,511 On par with pussy. 705 00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:43,646 Hey, you ever, uh, had a couple boxes fall off the truck? 706 00:34:44,473 --> 00:34:46,432 I don't know what you're talking about. 707 00:34:46,562 --> 00:34:48,869 Look, is your mom or dad around? 708 00:34:48,999 --> 00:34:51,045 I need a Hancock to square up on this invoice. 709 00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:53,395 Nah, man, me and homeboy here are 50/50 on this bitch. 710 00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:55,571 I'm the one that set everything up with Donna at HQ. 711 00:34:55,702 --> 00:34:57,225 - No shit. - Mm-hmm. 712 00:34:57,356 --> 00:34:59,575 So check it, so that's $350 right there, 713 00:34:59,706 --> 00:35:00,924 but don't sweat the change. 714 00:35:01,055 --> 00:35:03,101 Are you gonna be our regular driver, Dean? 715 00:35:03,231 --> 00:35:05,233 Yup. Thursdays around 11 if you got an order in. 716 00:35:05,364 --> 00:35:07,279 All right, here's a little something for you. 717 00:35:07,409 --> 00:35:09,281 - Seriously? - Yeah. Let me see that blade. 718 00:35:16,288 --> 00:35:17,898 Hold on to this. 719 00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:20,944 Bring it back if some peanut M&M's ever fall off the truck. 720 00:35:21,075 --> 00:35:22,120 You feel me? 721 00:35:28,822 --> 00:35:30,258 What the fuck are you doing? 722 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,173 What do you mean? 723 00:35:33,479 --> 00:35:35,872 We're still short, and you're bleeding out Grants 724 00:35:36,003 --> 00:35:38,310 to Dean the delivery guy? 725 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,008 Yeah, but watch how it boomerangs back, bitch. Tenfold. 726 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,488 I don't want to watch it boomerang back, Moose. 727 00:35:42,618 --> 00:35:44,185 I want to get out of the fucking hole. 728 00:35:46,361 --> 00:35:47,667 Lip thing. 729 00:35:48,363 --> 00:35:51,366 Look, there's a poker game tonight at Duff Warfield's. 730 00:35:51,497 --> 00:35:52,715 Fifty-dollar buy-ins. 731 00:35:52,846 --> 00:35:54,108 We sweep that shit, we're in like Flynn. 732 00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,196 First week's covered. 733 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,504 And if we lose?A.J., these guys are farm team. 734 00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:01,724 We're talking sure shot. Like taking candy from a baby. 735 00:36:02,377 --> 00:36:04,118 You haven't even said shit about the fridge yet. 736 00:36:04,249 --> 00:36:06,425 - You're welcome. - Yeah, it fucking reeks. 737 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,688 - Where'd you get it? - Fusselman's. 738 00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:10,255 Sucker's only five years old. 739 00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:12,300 Can you believe they'd dump this baby? 740 00:36:12,779 --> 00:36:15,651 You got our fridge from the funeral home? 741 00:36:15,782 --> 00:36:17,131 Yeah. Nuker too. 742 00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:18,524 Shit was a steal on Party Line. 743 00:36:18,654 --> 00:36:20,221 Plus, they fucking delivered, dude... 744 00:36:20,352 --> 00:36:21,788 for a small fee. 745 00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:23,920 - Wait, what did you say? - Look, just get her stocked. 746 00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:26,227 Okay? Anything chocolate goes in the freezer. 747 00:36:26,358 --> 00:36:28,621 I gotta move on some hot dogs back at the IGA. 748 00:36:28,751 --> 00:36:30,971 They practically give them away when they're down to the wire. 749 00:36:31,101 --> 00:36:32,538 - Okay, I'll see you. - Wait... 750 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,074 ♪ Okay, what is it tonight? ♪ 751 00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:52,819 ♪ Please just tell me what the hell is wrong ♪ 752 00:36:54,081 --> 00:36:55,865 ♪ Do you wanna eat? Do you wanna sleep? ♪ 753 00:36:55,996 --> 00:36:57,345 ♪ Do you wanna drown? ♪ 754 00:36:57,476 --> 00:36:58,912 ♪ Just settle down ♪ 755 00:36:59,042 --> 00:37:00,914 ♪ Settle down, settle down ♪ 756 00:37:02,176 --> 00:37:04,831 ♪ I'll give you give candy, give you diamonds ♪ 757 00:37:04,961 --> 00:37:07,616 ♪ Give you pills, I'll give you anything you want ♪ 758 00:37:07,747 --> 00:37:09,705 Hey. ♪ Hundred-dollar bills ♪ 759 00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:13,709 ♪ I even let you hear the songs I want to sing ♪ 760 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,277 ♪ I'll give you anything, anything, anything ♪ 761 00:37:16,408 --> 00:37:17,539 What's up, shit pig? 762 00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:23,719 Those dance moves are straight cringe. 763 00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:26,679 Hmm. 764 00:37:27,201 --> 00:37:28,724 So is this your little hovel? 765 00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:33,642 Come on, give me a hand. 766 00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:45,828 So... 767 00:37:46,829 --> 00:37:48,048 Talk to your boy yet? 768 00:37:50,529 --> 00:37:52,357 My... my boy? 769 00:37:54,141 --> 00:37:55,447 Yeah, about getting me a job? 770 00:37:55,577 --> 00:37:56,796 All right. 771 00:37:57,362 --> 00:37:59,015 Show me an armpit tow. 772 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,497 On that skanky thing? 773 00:38:10,810 --> 00:38:11,985 Relax, shit pig. 774 00:38:12,115 --> 00:38:13,595 This doesn't mean we're going steady. 775 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,597 Can you stop calling me that? 776 00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:17,817 Never. 777 00:38:21,647 --> 00:38:23,649 This doesn't feel like your first rodeo. 778 00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:26,826 My daddy's an ex-PJ. 779 00:38:26,956 --> 00:38:29,263 So I spent the last two summers fishing airmen out of the pool 780 00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:31,918 at Wright-Patterson, just for shits and giggles. 781 00:38:32,614 --> 00:38:33,659 Holy shit. 782 00:38:34,486 --> 00:38:36,226 Well, I don't think I'm gonna have to convince Ron. 783 00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:38,054 See you tomorrow. 784 00:38:38,968 --> 00:38:40,361 Roger, Wilco. 785 00:38:44,974 --> 00:38:46,454 For my scrapbook. 786 00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:48,238 All right. 787 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:50,850 Walk me home, shit pig? 788 00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:54,332 I gotta get back to it. 789 00:38:54,462 --> 00:38:57,770 Still a lot of inventory to sort, so... 790 00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:01,208 Got it. 791 00:39:01,730 --> 00:39:02,818 All right. See ya. 792 00:39:11,784 --> 00:39:13,089 Inventory to sort? 793 00:39:14,613 --> 00:39:15,918 That was just sad. 794 00:39:16,397 --> 00:39:18,181 I fucked up, didn't I? 795 00:39:18,747 --> 00:39:19,966 Yeah. Big time. 796 00:39:22,055 --> 00:39:23,448 Oh! 797 00:39:24,971 --> 00:39:27,582 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 798 00:39:29,454 --> 00:39:32,544 Shane! Oh, it's so good to see you! 799 00:39:32,674 --> 00:39:33,632 Mm! 800 00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:35,982 Huh. What is going on here, huh? 801 00:39:36,112 --> 00:39:38,898 Oh, where did your little boy go? 802 00:39:39,768 --> 00:39:42,031 I'm so glad that you're home safe and sound. 803 00:39:42,162 --> 00:39:45,208 - Must've been awful over there. - Oh, it was a cakewalk, Mrs. C. 804 00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:47,776 Kuwait wasn't a cakewalk. He's being modest. 805 00:39:47,907 --> 00:39:49,343 Two hundred and fifteen days 806 00:39:49,474 --> 00:39:51,824 of rear echelon, non-potable water distro. 807 00:39:51,954 --> 00:39:54,130 Cakewalk City, BFE. 808 00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:57,133 BFE?Hey, Shane. Watch this. 809 00:39:58,613 --> 00:39:59,875 Pretty good. 810 00:40:00,702 --> 00:40:02,400 Hey, another beer, Judge? 811 00:40:02,530 --> 00:40:03,836 Well, all right. 812 00:40:07,927 --> 00:40:08,971 Wow. 813 00:40:10,146 --> 00:40:12,366 Oh, no. No, no, no. I don't think so. 814 00:40:12,497 --> 00:40:14,586 - Absolutely not. - Oh, come on. 815 00:40:14,716 --> 00:40:16,239 No one ever got worked up when I was 15. 816 00:40:16,370 --> 00:40:17,937 He's 14. 817 00:40:18,067 --> 00:40:19,808 You know that him and Moose have been making their own. 818 00:40:19,939 --> 00:40:21,636 I might've heard something about that. 819 00:40:21,767 --> 00:40:23,682 I'm glad you're gonna be keeping an eye on him at the pool, 820 00:40:23,812 --> 00:40:26,511 because he is one step away from Nemaha Valley. 821 00:40:26,641 --> 00:40:28,643 Oh, come on. That place is a torture chamber. 822 00:40:28,774 --> 00:40:30,297 He'd come out a robot. 823 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,430 He could use a little bit of that straight and narrow. 824 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,344 You know, his father and I are waiting to see 825 00:40:34,475 --> 00:40:36,172 if there's an open slot this fall. 826 00:40:36,303 --> 00:40:37,739 Have you seen him at the pool yet? 827 00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:39,654 At the Snack Shack? He is busting his butt. 828 00:40:39,785 --> 00:40:41,221 He's totally dialed, I'm telling you. 829 00:40:42,570 --> 00:40:43,919 - Hey there. - Hey. 830 00:40:44,050 --> 00:40:46,269 Future BMOC. 831 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,576 - What's all that business? - Sigma Chi handshake. 832 00:40:48,707 --> 00:40:51,405 A little birdie said someone's pledging. 833 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,887 Yeah, I guess that's the plan. 834 00:40:55,017 --> 00:40:57,193 Ooh! That's a solid plan. 835 00:40:57,324 --> 00:41:00,370 But the little birdie did not mention a major. 836 00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:03,852 I'm thinking maybe Poly Sci, Econ. Who knows? 837 00:41:03,983 --> 00:41:07,247 Well, just don't bury your nose too deep in those books. 838 00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:10,598 There's a lot of extracurriculars at the house, 839 00:41:10,729 --> 00:41:11,860 you feel me? 840 00:41:11,991 --> 00:41:14,254 Yeah. 841 00:41:15,168 --> 00:41:17,387 - Law school? - Oh, still on my mind, Judge. 842 00:41:17,518 --> 00:41:19,825 - Still on my mind. - Good answer. 843 00:41:19,955 --> 00:41:21,696 He's got an eye on Northwestern. 844 00:41:21,827 --> 00:41:24,046 Now, if you need a letter of recommendation, anything, 845 00:41:24,177 --> 00:41:25,831 you let me know. 846 00:41:28,181 --> 00:41:29,356 Taking notes? 847 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,575 On what? 848 00:41:30,705 --> 00:41:31,967 Everything. 849 00:41:32,098 --> 00:41:34,622 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 850 00:41:37,538 --> 00:41:39,018 Don't let 'em get you down, Eagle. 851 00:41:40,976 --> 00:41:43,892 You and Moose are OG as fuck. They just don't know it yet. 852 00:41:47,330 --> 00:41:50,159 Hey, at least your life isn't mapped out to a T 853 00:41:50,290 --> 00:41:51,596 for the next six years. 854 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,643 You really pledging Sigma Chi? 855 00:41:55,774 --> 00:41:56,775 Fuck no. 856 00:42:03,825 --> 00:42:05,261 What's all this? 857 00:42:05,392 --> 00:42:08,613 Oh. Asymmetric warfare. 858 00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:11,529 Alaska. Next summer. 859 00:42:12,791 --> 00:42:13,835 You want in? 860 00:42:13,966 --> 00:42:15,620 I was planning on flying solo, 861 00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:18,144 but I'd make an exception in your case. 862 00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:20,494 No, Jean'll never let me go to Alaska. 863 00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:21,930 Oh, don't worry about Jean. 864 00:42:23,410 --> 00:42:24,933 I'll guilt her into it. 865 00:42:25,064 --> 00:42:26,718 You got totally hosed on Philmont last summer, 866 00:42:26,848 --> 00:42:27,849 and she knows it. 867 00:42:32,027 --> 00:42:33,333 Hit that fucker. 868 00:42:36,858 --> 00:42:37,816 Mm. 869 00:42:39,948 --> 00:42:41,950 Kenai. Kodiak. 870 00:42:43,082 --> 00:42:44,126 Denali. 871 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,346 That's grizzly bear country. 872 00:42:47,782 --> 00:42:48,609 You chickenshit? 873 00:42:50,350 --> 00:42:51,786 Hardly. 874 00:43:01,187 --> 00:43:03,232 So, what's something like this cost? 875 00:43:04,799 --> 00:43:06,845 You scrape together a grand and you're in. 876 00:43:06,975 --> 00:43:09,587 That'll cover park passes, chow, gear... 877 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:11,806 bear spray. 878 00:43:13,852 --> 00:43:17,029 I'll float gas, everything else. 879 00:43:17,725 --> 00:43:18,596 Are you serious? 880 00:43:18,726 --> 00:43:20,032 As cancer. 881 00:43:21,076 --> 00:43:24,036 Fourth of July to August 9th, 1992. 882 00:43:27,866 --> 00:43:29,041 What do you say? 883 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:31,870 You in or out, Eagle Scout? 884 00:43:32,522 --> 00:43:34,176 In. Yeah. Big time. 885 00:43:35,221 --> 00:43:36,483 All right. 886 00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:40,008 What's that? 887 00:43:50,323 --> 00:43:51,672 Am I doing this right? 888 00:43:52,891 --> 00:43:54,196 Not really feeling anything. 889 00:43:54,327 --> 00:43:55,763 Just give it a sec. 890 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,200 This is good KB from Iowa City. 891 00:44:13,389 --> 00:44:14,521 Moose. 892 00:44:15,522 --> 00:44:16,828 You feeling anything? 893 00:44:20,745 --> 00:44:21,746 Hold this. 894 00:44:22,529 --> 00:44:23,661 Thanks. 895 00:44:34,628 --> 00:44:37,413 Yo, I think your boy's a scratch on the poker game. 896 00:44:40,025 --> 00:44:41,679 I think I am starting to feel something. 897 00:44:42,984 --> 00:44:44,203 Are you all in? 898 00:44:46,161 --> 00:44:47,075 Eagle? 899 00:44:47,859 --> 00:44:48,990 Are you all in? 900 00:44:52,559 --> 00:44:53,734 Hey, Eagle. 901 00:44:53,865 --> 00:44:55,388 All you all in? 902 00:44:56,650 --> 00:44:57,651 Hey. 903 00:44:57,782 --> 00:44:59,871 Buddy. Are you all in? 904 00:45:00,001 --> 00:45:02,482 In or out, zombie. I don't have all fucking night. 905 00:45:02,612 --> 00:45:04,789 I still want to diddle your mom before curfew. 906 00:45:07,269 --> 00:45:08,880 Fucking smoke this chump. He's bluffing. 907 00:45:09,010 --> 00:45:10,533 Mm, we're totally fucked, aren't we? 908 00:45:10,664 --> 00:45:12,013 Hey, shut the fuck up, Moose.[Randy] Come on! 909 00:45:12,144 --> 00:45:13,754 Shit or get off the pot! 910 00:45:40,694 --> 00:45:42,000 All in. 911 00:45:43,131 --> 00:45:44,263 My boy's all in. 912 00:45:46,831 --> 00:45:48,397 A.J., this is literally everything. 913 00:45:53,011 --> 00:45:56,623 Full boat. Kings over eights. Read it and weep, bitch. 914 00:46:20,603 --> 00:46:21,648 Fuck! 915 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:22,605 Oh! 916 00:46:24,042 --> 00:46:25,608 Holy fuck! 917 00:46:25,739 --> 00:46:27,262 How the fuck do you lose? 918 00:46:27,393 --> 00:46:29,482 Hey, Randy, I got something for you! 919 00:46:29,612 --> 00:46:30,700 That's my fucking boy right there! 920 00:46:30,831 --> 00:46:32,267 Wait! Hold on! Here it is! 921 00:46:32,398 --> 00:46:33,573 Fuck you! 922 00:46:33,703 --> 00:46:35,662 Go fuck yourself, Moose. How about that? 923 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:38,273 Pleasure doing business with you boys. Thank you. 924 00:46:38,404 --> 00:46:39,579 Go fuck yourself, Shane. 925 00:46:39,709 --> 00:46:41,842 Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! 926 00:46:41,973 --> 00:46:42,887 You're fucking walking home. 927 00:46:51,156 --> 00:46:53,027 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 928 00:46:53,158 --> 00:46:55,943 Yeah! Trying to punk on us! Yeah! 929 00:46:56,074 --> 00:46:57,902 Goddamn Eagle! 930 00:46:58,032 --> 00:46:59,381 Suck my dick, bitch! 931 00:47:00,643 --> 00:47:01,949 All right, hold on, bitches! 932 00:47:09,696 --> 00:47:12,655 ♪ I feel depressed, I feel so bad ♪ 933 00:47:15,484 --> 00:47:18,661 ♪ 'Cause you're the best girl that I've ever had ♪ 934 00:47:21,403 --> 00:47:24,624 ♪ I can't get your love... ♪ Gimme some fries. 935 00:47:25,886 --> 00:47:27,714 Get out of here, you fucking puke. 936 00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:30,804 ♪ Oh little girl, psychotic reaction ♪ 937 00:47:31,631 --> 00:47:33,241 ♪ And it feels like this ♪ 938 00:47:40,335 --> 00:47:42,163 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 939 00:47:42,294 --> 00:47:44,774 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 940 00:48:15,762 --> 00:48:17,242 Hello? 941 00:48:17,372 --> 00:48:18,939 Why the fuck are you still at home, dude? 942 00:48:19,070 --> 00:48:20,680 It's 9:30. This fucker's packed. 943 00:48:20,810 --> 00:48:22,551 The pool? 944 00:48:22,682 --> 00:48:24,510 No shit, Sherlock! Get your ass down here! 945 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,729 The Coke guy's dropping the syrup tanks in five. 946 00:48:26,860 --> 00:48:29,907 Okay, okay. I'm out the door. Whoa! Do you have ice? Forgot. 947 00:48:30,037 --> 00:48:31,734 What? You gotta bring me ice, dude. 948 00:48:31,865 --> 00:48:33,867 How am I supposed to bring--? 949 00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:47,185 Fucking... 950 00:48:57,021 --> 00:48:59,153 Get off the cooler, dipshit. These bags are half water. 951 00:49:00,415 --> 00:49:01,721 Slam this fucker. 952 00:49:02,243 --> 00:49:03,244 Slam it. 953 00:49:07,031 --> 00:49:09,250 Why is the slider down?A.J., we're in. 954 00:49:10,338 --> 00:49:11,513 Buck fifty in 20 minutes. 955 00:49:11,644 --> 00:49:13,037 - You fucking kidding? - No! 956 00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:14,603 Calling it now. 957 00:49:21,219 --> 00:49:22,611 Thousand-dollar day. 958 00:49:24,483 --> 00:49:27,486 All right, animals. Make some fucking lines. 959 00:49:27,616 --> 00:49:29,270 Let's do this shit. 960 00:49:29,401 --> 00:49:31,533 ♪ No, no, no, nobody can do ♪ 961 00:49:31,664 --> 00:49:33,448 ♪ The shing-a-ling like I do ♪ 962 00:49:33,579 --> 00:49:36,582 ♪ Nobody can do the skate like I do ♪ 963 00:49:36,712 --> 00:49:40,107 ♪ Nobody can do boogaloo like I do ♪ 964 00:49:40,238 --> 00:49:41,543 Who wanted the M&Ms? 965 00:49:42,153 --> 00:49:43,197 Coke, please. 966 00:49:43,328 --> 00:49:44,764 Four hunds, baby! 967 00:49:46,157 --> 00:49:47,071 Yeah! 968 00:49:48,507 --> 00:49:50,074 ♪ Nobody but me ♪ 969 00:49:50,204 --> 00:49:52,163 ♪ I'm gonna skate right through ♪ 970 00:49:52,293 --> 00:49:54,339 ♪ Ain't nobody do it but me, babe ♪ 971 00:49:54,469 --> 00:49:55,949 ♪ Nobody but me ♪ 972 00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,081 ♪ Well, let me tell you nobody ♪ 973 00:49:58,821 --> 00:49:59,909 ♪ Nobody but me ♪ 974 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,999 Nine-fifty, baby! 975 00:50:02,738 --> 00:50:03,739 Nine-fifty? 976 00:50:04,436 --> 00:50:05,959 Nine-fucking-fifty? 977 00:50:06,090 --> 00:50:09,571 Nine-fifty? 978 00:50:09,702 --> 00:50:11,791 ♪ Nobody, nobody ♪ 979 00:50:11,921 --> 00:50:13,880 ♪ Nobody ♪ 980 00:50:15,186 --> 00:50:17,405 Moose, I'm all out of ammo! 981 00:50:17,536 --> 00:50:18,667 Last mag, homey. 982 00:50:19,886 --> 00:50:21,714 Eleven hundred clams! 983 00:50:21,844 --> 00:50:23,890 I never doubted you. You know that, right? 984 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:26,023 Oh, you fucking doubted me big-time. 985 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:28,590 Oh, shit. We got a tank down. 986 00:50:28,721 --> 00:50:29,896 I'm on it. 987 00:50:32,768 --> 00:50:34,683 Hey, shit pig. 988 00:50:35,728 --> 00:50:36,946 Can you float me a Diet Coke? 989 00:50:37,077 --> 00:50:38,600 Shit pig? 990 00:50:41,125 --> 00:50:42,865 Uh, Moose. Diet Coke? 991 00:50:42,996 --> 00:50:45,651 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 992 00:50:45,781 --> 00:50:47,392 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 993 00:50:47,522 --> 00:50:48,871 There you go. 994 00:50:50,438 --> 00:50:51,526 Thanks. 995 00:50:52,353 --> 00:50:53,441 Cute friend. 996 00:50:54,007 --> 00:50:56,749 ♪ Oh, yeah, nobody ♪ 997 00:50:56,879 --> 00:51:00,057 ♪ Nobody, nobody ♪ 998 00:51:00,187 --> 00:51:01,232 ♪ Nobody ♪ 999 00:51:01,362 --> 00:51:02,711 You fucking know that chick? 1000 00:51:03,277 --> 00:51:04,191 ♪ Nobody ♪ 1001 00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:08,152 Sixteen fifty and thirty-five cents! 1002 00:51:08,717 --> 00:51:11,111 Holy fucking shit, dude. 1003 00:51:11,242 --> 00:51:12,939 Like I said, I never doubted you, Moose. 1004 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:14,680 What the fuck are you doing? 1005 00:51:14,810 --> 00:51:16,377 It's Kojak in the waterfall, right? 1006 00:51:16,551 --> 00:51:19,119 Kojak in the waterfall? No, after the Aksarben order. 1007 00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:23,471 Coca-Cola. Chips. Hot dogs. Buns. Ketchup. Ice. 1008 00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:26,605 This is you. 1009 00:51:26,735 --> 00:51:29,042 - Thank you. - Drop it! 1010 00:51:30,174 --> 00:51:31,697 - This is mine. - No. The money or the wing. 1011 00:51:31,827 --> 00:51:33,438 You cannot have both. 1012 00:51:34,743 --> 00:51:35,744 Fine. 1013 00:51:36,484 --> 00:51:37,659 It's all you. 1014 00:52:16,611 --> 00:52:18,004 Busted, creeper. 1015 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,875 Get the hell out of here, chud! 1016 00:52:20,006 --> 00:52:21,094 God! 1017 00:52:41,767 --> 00:52:43,725 Nice wheels, douchebag! 1018 00:53:02,483 --> 00:53:04,703 Love the wagon, shit pig. 1019 00:53:06,922 --> 00:53:08,794 - I'll see you tonight. - You know it. 1020 00:53:12,580 --> 00:53:13,625 Hey. 1021 00:53:14,974 --> 00:53:16,497 Guess who just asked out the new chick? 1022 00:53:18,107 --> 00:53:20,109 What? No. 1023 00:53:21,285 --> 00:53:22,416 Who? Brooke? 1024 00:53:24,244 --> 00:53:25,811 Is that her name? 1025 00:53:27,726 --> 00:53:29,075 Ah. 1026 00:53:29,554 --> 00:53:31,077 Night swim, baby! 1027 00:53:31,512 --> 00:53:32,600 Mm. 1028 00:53:33,079 --> 00:53:35,299 Better get the pussy fingers limbered up, dude. 1029 00:53:36,343 --> 00:53:37,388 Fuck. 1030 00:53:37,997 --> 00:53:39,216 Here's the kicker, though, 1031 00:53:39,346 --> 00:53:40,826 so don't go getting all worked up, okay? 1032 00:53:40,956 --> 00:53:42,697 I promised her we'd double. 1033 00:53:44,656 --> 00:53:47,136 - What? - Yeah, me and her, you and Leah. 1034 00:53:51,489 --> 00:53:52,925 ♪ Surprise, surprise ♪ 1035 00:53:53,055 --> 00:53:54,579 ♪ So you rub your eyes ♪ 1036 00:53:55,188 --> 00:53:58,800 ♪ Never knew UDS so cool as ice? ♪ 1037 00:53:59,627 --> 00:54:03,327 ♪ Profiles are low as soon as we go ♪ 1038 00:54:03,457 --> 00:54:07,505 ♪ As a breeze straight from a deeper shade of soul ♪ 1039 00:54:16,514 --> 00:54:18,298 I can't do it, A.J. 1040 00:54:18,429 --> 00:54:21,083 Just the thought of it is making me dizzy. 1041 00:54:22,041 --> 00:54:23,477 It's okay. 1042 00:54:23,608 --> 00:54:26,132 I'll swim out and get you if you freak. 1043 00:54:26,611 --> 00:54:28,134 I don't know. It's so high up. 1044 00:54:36,882 --> 00:54:38,623 Hey, I bet you five bucks 1045 00:54:38,753 --> 00:54:40,973 I can swim over to the high-dive board on one breath. 1046 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,672 - You're on, bitch. - Yeah? 1047 00:54:44,803 --> 00:54:46,283 Yeah. 1048 00:55:10,872 --> 00:55:13,092 Why you sad-sacking in the five foot, shit pig? 1049 00:55:13,832 --> 00:55:14,876 I'm not. 1050 00:55:15,964 --> 00:55:17,226 Stop calling me that. 1051 00:55:19,141 --> 00:55:20,969 Shit pig. 1052 00:55:27,454 --> 00:55:29,021 Fuck yeah, girl! 1053 00:55:30,805 --> 00:55:33,068 That's a one and done! 1054 00:55:33,199 --> 00:55:34,896 I'm going for it, A.J. 1055 00:55:35,941 --> 00:55:37,421 [Moose] Whoo! 1056 00:55:38,683 --> 00:55:40,337 Ow.[Moose] You okay? 1057 00:55:44,471 --> 00:55:45,733 What are you doing? 1058 00:55:46,299 --> 00:55:49,128 Jeez, my abdomen still feels like it's on fire. 1059 00:55:52,044 --> 00:55:53,611 Hey, are you cold? Do you want my shirt? 1060 00:55:54,438 --> 00:55:57,354 What? It's like 80 degrees out, weirdo. 1061 00:55:59,007 --> 00:56:00,705 Okay. Stop! 1062 00:56:00,835 --> 00:56:02,663 Yo. Yo, guys. Get over. 1063 00:56:04,186 --> 00:56:05,492 What the fuck? 1064 00:56:05,623 --> 00:56:06,885 Just back it up.[A.J.] Leah. 1065 00:56:08,277 --> 00:56:11,106 Come and jerk my nuts, motherfucker! 1066 00:56:11,237 --> 00:56:13,021 Fuck you, bitch![A.J.] Fucking bitch! 1067 00:56:13,152 --> 00:56:14,371 Who the fuck? 1068 00:56:15,197 --> 00:56:16,938 Fucking pussies! 1069 00:56:25,077 --> 00:56:26,339 Oh, shit. 1070 00:56:26,470 --> 00:56:27,949 Fuck, dude, they're doubling back. 1071 00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:29,777 - Yeah, we'll fucking show them. - What? 1072 00:56:30,517 --> 00:56:32,563 - Fuck. - Let's fuck 'em up. 1073 00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:35,304 - What are you gonna do? - Don't worry about it. 1074 00:56:35,435 --> 00:56:36,610 - Stay there one second. - All right. 1075 00:56:36,741 --> 00:56:38,177 Three, two, one. 1076 00:56:40,135 --> 00:56:41,485 Fuck you! 1077 00:56:43,443 --> 00:56:44,749 Shit, dude, that's not the same car. 1078 00:56:44,879 --> 00:56:46,446 - That's the car. - That's a fucking cop. 1079 00:56:46,577 --> 00:56:48,448 That's not a fucking cop. 1080 00:56:51,973 --> 00:56:53,758 Fuck, we gotta go. We gotta go. We gotta go. 1081 00:56:57,631 --> 00:56:59,111 [A.J.] Guys, left. 1082 00:56:59,241 --> 00:57:01,287 Come on, this way. This way. Leah, get down. 1083 00:57:02,331 --> 00:57:03,376 Come on. 1084 00:57:12,603 --> 00:57:16,520 5-7 Nebraska City. 10-59. 1085 00:57:16,650 --> 00:57:18,043 We have four... 1086 00:57:18,609 --> 00:57:21,133 A.J., this is scary. I want to go home. 1087 00:57:21,263 --> 00:57:22,395 Okay. 1088 00:57:22,526 --> 00:57:24,179 Just stay here, okay? 1089 00:57:26,051 --> 00:57:27,182 A.J. 1090 00:57:30,229 --> 00:57:31,665 Moose? 1091 00:57:37,889 --> 00:57:38,977 Brooke! 1092 00:57:55,646 --> 00:57:57,909 Holy shit! 1093 00:57:58,039 --> 00:58:00,085 Look at all these little fuckers, dude! 1094 00:58:00,215 --> 00:58:02,348 All right, back up. Make some lines. 1095 00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:04,481 Make some fucking lines. Goddamn. 1096 00:58:04,611 --> 00:58:06,091 Handle this shit, dude. 1097 00:58:11,270 --> 00:58:12,358 Give me a Butterfinger, dickhead. 1098 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,186 Give me a Chick-O-Stick and suicide. 1099 00:58:14,316 --> 00:58:16,101 - Can I get a Kit Kat? - Give me some Sugar Babies. 1100 00:58:16,231 --> 00:58:19,234 - Got Fun Dip? - How many Freeze Pops for $1? 1101 00:58:19,365 --> 00:58:20,845 Yo, could I get a Twix, a hot dog and a Sprite, please? 1102 00:58:20,975 --> 00:58:22,673 I'll take a Butterfinger, a Kit Kat, 1103 00:58:22,803 --> 00:58:23,848 and a Diet Coke. 1104 00:58:24,022 --> 00:58:25,632 Can I have a hot dog? 1105 00:58:26,894 --> 00:58:28,330 Give me a hot dog, kid. 1106 00:58:38,689 --> 00:58:40,952 The fuck dogs, they cost more? 1107 00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:43,302 Seventy-five cents more. 1108 00:58:44,259 --> 00:58:45,565 - Cool. - Cool. 1109 00:58:49,134 --> 00:58:50,352 Heyo! 1110 00:58:55,401 --> 00:58:57,664 - Hey! What do you want, kid? - Can I get a fuck dog? 1111 00:58:57,795 --> 00:59:00,188 Fuck dog? Get the fuck out of here. 1112 00:59:00,319 --> 00:59:01,973 What's this goob talking about? 1113 00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:03,496 Just write "fuck" on it with ketchup. 1114 00:59:03,627 --> 00:59:05,193 Charge them 75 cents more. 1115 00:59:07,326 --> 00:59:10,547 That's fucking genius, dude. Yes, I can get you a fuck dog. 1116 00:59:10,677 --> 00:59:13,114 Our markup's already 80 percent, dude. 1117 00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,857 Fuck dogs! Get your fuck dogs right here! 1118 00:59:16,988 --> 00:59:19,947 Fuck dogs! Get your fuck dogs, fuckers! 1119 00:59:29,304 --> 00:59:31,176 ♪ You burden me with your questions ♪ 1120 00:59:31,306 --> 00:59:33,526 ♪ You'd have me tell no lies ♪ 1121 00:59:33,657 --> 00:59:36,442 ♪ You're always asking what it's all about ♪ 1122 00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:38,487 ♪ But don't listen to my replies ♪ 1123 00:59:38,618 --> 00:59:40,881 ♪ You say to me I don't talk enough ♪ 1124 00:59:41,012 --> 00:59:43,275 ♪ But when I do I'm a fool ♪ 1125 00:59:43,405 --> 00:59:45,233 ♪ These times I've spent I've realized ♪ 1126 00:59:45,364 --> 00:59:47,671 ♪ I'm going to shoot through and leave you ♪ 1127 00:59:47,801 --> 00:59:49,847 ♪ The things you say ♪ 1128 00:59:49,977 --> 00:59:52,327 ♪ Your purple prose just give you away ♪ 1129 00:59:52,458 --> 00:59:55,113 ♪ The things you say ♪ 1130 00:59:55,243 --> 00:59:57,115 ♪ You're unbelievable ♪ 1131 00:59:57,245 --> 00:59:58,029 ♪ Oh! ♪ 1132 01:00:15,916 --> 01:00:17,962 ♪ Seemingly lastless, don't mean you can ask us ♪ 1133 01:00:18,092 --> 01:00:20,529 ♪ Pushing down the relative, bringing out your higher self ♪ 1134 01:00:20,660 --> 01:00:22,444 ♪ Everything you answer to, brace yourself ♪ 1135 01:00:22,575 --> 01:00:24,316 ♪ With the greatest of ease ♪ 1136 01:00:24,446 --> 01:00:26,100 ♪ I know this world ain't what it seems ♪ 1137 01:00:27,362 --> 01:00:29,582 ♪ Oh! You're unbelievable ♪ 1138 01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:30,583 ♪ Oh! ♪ 1139 01:00:36,763 --> 01:00:37,764 Whoo! 1140 01:00:46,251 --> 01:00:48,209 ♪ You're unbelievable ♪ 1141 01:01:04,878 --> 01:01:06,488 ♪ It's unbelievable ♪ 1142 01:01:09,535 --> 01:01:11,450 ♪ You're unbelievable ♪ 1143 01:01:21,068 --> 01:01:23,592 - You think you're on Carson? - Take it or leave it. 1144 01:01:23,723 --> 01:01:25,507 I'm not eating this shit. Give me my money back. 1145 01:01:25,638 --> 01:01:27,074 No fucking way. 1146 01:01:27,205 --> 01:01:29,076 - Fuck off, Moose. - Suck my dick, Carmichael. 1147 01:01:29,207 --> 01:01:31,035 We got a "no asshole" policy. Check it. 1148 01:01:32,906 --> 01:01:34,734 Cute. Now give me back my buck. 1149 01:01:34,865 --> 01:01:37,345 Fuck you. Our Shack, our rules. 1150 01:01:37,476 --> 01:01:39,783 - Last fucking chance, prep. - Or what? 1151 01:01:39,913 --> 01:01:41,262 You gonna pull me through the window, Randy? 1152 01:01:41,393 --> 01:01:43,047 You fucking idiot. 1153 01:01:43,177 --> 01:01:44,744 Oh, fuck! Fuck! Moose! 1154 01:01:44,875 --> 01:01:47,138 Fucking fuck! Fuck! 1155 01:01:53,579 --> 01:01:55,102 Get the fuck off me, you fucking-- 1156 01:01:55,233 --> 01:01:58,105 Fuck! My face! You scratched my fucking face, bitch! 1157 01:01:58,236 --> 01:02:00,107 All right, that's it. 1158 01:02:00,238 --> 01:02:02,153 - That's it. - Ah! Fuck! 1159 01:02:02,283 --> 01:02:04,590 You and Hercules are Gandhi. Rest of the fucking summer. 1160 01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:06,548 Fuck off! Just let go! 1161 01:02:06,679 --> 01:02:08,159 Hey, dick bag! 1162 01:02:10,204 --> 01:02:11,379 Oh! 1163 01:02:12,250 --> 01:02:13,817 Fucking nice one, Eagle. 1164 01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:17,777 Yo, Moose, grab me a rag. 1165 01:02:21,346 --> 01:02:22,869 All right, clean it, Carmichael. 1166 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,175 Suck my nuts! 1167 01:02:24,305 --> 01:02:25,611 Clean it. 1168 01:02:28,135 --> 01:02:29,136 There you go. 1169 01:02:35,316 --> 01:02:37,275 That was fucking epic, dude. 1170 01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:41,105 Shane was right, man. Those guys are soft as fuck. 1171 01:02:42,019 --> 01:02:43,150 All right. 1172 01:02:43,716 --> 01:02:45,326 This'll cover supplies. 1173 01:02:45,457 --> 01:02:47,633 This is me. This is you. 1174 01:02:48,895 --> 01:02:49,896 Fucking A. 1175 01:02:50,027 --> 01:02:51,245 Look at all this scratch. 1176 01:02:51,376 --> 01:02:53,204 Fifteen hundos right there. 1177 01:02:53,334 --> 01:02:55,902 But we better find a way to hide some of this shit 1178 01:02:56,033 --> 01:02:57,686 if we want to fuck around this fall. 1179 01:02:57,817 --> 01:02:59,340 The Judge and Jean don't have any idea what we're pulling in. 1180 01:02:59,471 --> 01:03:00,777 - Do they? - Hell no. 1181 01:03:00,907 --> 01:03:02,082 They think this whole thing's a shit show. 1182 01:03:02,213 --> 01:03:04,432 Look, dude, I want to pitch you an idea. 1183 01:03:05,042 --> 01:03:06,826 You can't pass, dude. We're best friends. 1184 01:03:06,957 --> 01:03:09,437 - We go 50/50 on every deal. - Moose, no. 1185 01:03:09,568 --> 01:03:11,483 It's a big-time pass, I'm telling you. 1186 01:03:12,397 --> 01:03:14,181 - I'm saving up for Alaska. - Alaska? 1187 01:03:14,312 --> 01:03:15,835 What the fuck are you talking about? 1188 01:03:15,966 --> 01:03:17,750 Next summer. It's a five-week trek. 1189 01:03:17,881 --> 01:03:19,796 Shane and I got the entire thing mapped out. 1190 01:03:22,407 --> 01:03:24,148 You didn't clear that with me. 1191 01:03:24,757 --> 01:03:26,324 I don't need to clear that with you. 1192 01:03:29,153 --> 01:03:31,895 Look, dude, all I'm asking for is five minutes, okay? 1193 01:03:32,025 --> 01:03:34,201 Just hear what Willy has to say. This thing's a sure shot. 1194 01:03:34,332 --> 01:03:35,681 We could triple what we stick in... 1195 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,596 Oh, shit-- 1196 01:03:39,206 --> 01:03:40,294 That's what you get, you fucking preps. 1197 01:03:40,425 --> 01:03:41,295 Why? 1198 01:03:43,036 --> 01:03:44,864 - That's for the hot dog. - And this is for my Trans Am. 1199 01:03:45,909 --> 01:03:47,562 And here's a couple for your fucking friend. 1200 01:03:57,224 --> 01:03:59,270 I still say they're soft as fuck, dude. 1201 01:04:01,576 --> 01:04:03,404 What a couple of clits. 1202 01:04:04,144 --> 01:04:06,886 Moose, half your face is nothing but blood. 1203 01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:10,934 Yeah, I know. 1204 01:04:12,283 --> 01:04:14,502 But we could take them in a fair fight, dude. 1205 01:04:15,373 --> 01:04:17,114 I'm fucking serious. 1206 01:04:18,245 --> 01:04:19,899 They got lucky with that ambush. 1207 01:04:23,555 --> 01:04:25,383 Tucson Electric. You coming? 1208 01:04:25,513 --> 01:04:26,993 It's your scene. 1209 01:04:29,735 --> 01:04:30,867 I'll stew on it. 1210 01:04:35,784 --> 01:04:38,048 All right, well, don't show your parents the knot. 1211 01:04:39,397 --> 01:04:40,528 Yeah. 1212 01:04:51,496 --> 01:04:54,064 Hey, shit pig. You paint? 1213 01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:56,240 What? Curbs? 1214 01:04:56,370 --> 01:04:57,545 Curbs? 1215 01:04:58,503 --> 01:05:00,244 No, bitch. Toes. 1216 01:05:09,383 --> 01:05:10,994 You're not very good at this. 1217 01:05:11,995 --> 01:05:14,171 That's because I'm used to a Utilac spray. 1218 01:05:14,780 --> 01:05:16,564 Not this tiny little brush. 1219 01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:23,876 You okay? 1220 01:05:24,007 --> 01:05:25,312 You look a little wrecked. 1221 01:05:26,139 --> 01:05:27,532 Yeah, I'm all right. 1222 01:05:30,839 --> 01:05:33,842 So how come you've been flying under the radar these days? 1223 01:05:37,542 --> 01:05:40,023 Guess I've just been busy with work. 1224 01:05:44,766 --> 01:05:46,029 Busy, huh? 1225 01:05:47,247 --> 01:05:48,335 Mm-hmm. 1226 01:05:53,601 --> 01:05:54,994 Moose talk about me? 1227 01:05:58,998 --> 01:06:00,391 To me? 1228 01:06:01,261 --> 01:06:03,133 No. Not really. 1229 01:06:08,355 --> 01:06:10,531 I'm sure there are a few embellishments. 1230 01:06:15,884 --> 01:06:17,060 Moose is fun. 1231 01:06:18,539 --> 01:06:19,671 Pretty good kisser. 1232 01:06:23,849 --> 01:06:25,851 But he's not really my type. 1233 01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:27,026 You know? 1234 01:06:29,681 --> 01:06:31,988 Sometimes it sucks being a short-timer. 1235 01:06:34,425 --> 01:06:37,167 Soon as you make friends, it's taillights. 1236 01:06:39,865 --> 01:06:43,129 I just want to have fun this summer, you feel me? 1237 01:06:49,266 --> 01:06:50,702 Pass me that Minolta. 1238 01:07:15,335 --> 01:07:16,336 Now what? 1239 01:07:21,776 --> 01:07:22,864 Cotton balls, shit pig. 1240 01:07:30,524 --> 01:07:33,049 Who saved room for banana cream pie? 1241 01:07:33,962 --> 01:07:35,399 I call the big piece. 1242 01:07:35,529 --> 01:07:37,749 Chrissy made Dance Squad captain. 1243 01:07:43,363 --> 01:07:45,104 I have an announcement. 1244 01:07:46,932 --> 01:07:48,847 - An announcement? - Mm-hmm. 1245 01:07:54,940 --> 01:07:57,073 That's 3,100. 1246 01:07:57,203 --> 01:08:00,119 That's the 16 that I owe, plus another 15. 1247 01:08:02,730 --> 01:08:04,080 Give him the big piece. 1248 01:08:06,821 --> 01:08:08,084 Dad! 1249 01:08:08,214 --> 01:08:10,216 - Zip it, Chrissy. - Also... 1250 01:08:11,826 --> 01:08:13,524 This is for you and Mom. 1251 01:08:24,187 --> 01:08:25,101 What is it? 1252 01:08:26,406 --> 01:08:28,452 Mannheim Steamroller at the Orpheum. 1253 01:08:35,633 --> 01:08:37,417 Are you fricking kidding me? 1254 01:08:37,548 --> 01:08:39,506 Center aisle. The third row. 1255 01:08:40,594 --> 01:08:41,856 Oh! 1256 01:08:45,599 --> 01:08:47,819 Goddamn it. You're such a fucking puss. 1257 01:08:47,949 --> 01:08:49,516 I knew you were gonna show your parents that knot. 1258 01:08:49,647 --> 01:08:52,302 What a waste. So, what are we getting into tonight? 1259 01:08:52,432 --> 01:08:54,217 Huh? It's Friday night. 1260 01:08:54,347 --> 01:08:56,001 Let's get sloppy. Go walk Main. 1261 01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:57,916 No, I'm not really feeling it, dude. 1262 01:08:58,046 --> 01:09:00,136 Not feeling it? What are you, ragging? 1263 01:09:00,266 --> 01:09:03,008 No, I'm dog-assed tired, Moose. I just want to sleep. 1264 01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:05,880 Oh, come on. Don't be such a fucking pussy. 1265 01:09:12,452 --> 01:09:14,324 What? Now you're hanging up? 1266 01:09:14,454 --> 01:09:17,283 Hello? Carters. Hi, Mrs. C. It's Moose. 1267 01:09:18,502 --> 01:09:19,372 Jesus. 1268 01:09:20,895 --> 01:09:23,507 Ma'am? Yes, ma'am. 1269 01:09:23,637 --> 01:09:25,465 That there your husband downstairs...? 1270 01:09:32,516 --> 01:09:34,170 Oh, Jesus! 1271 01:09:54,973 --> 01:09:57,236 Hey, shit pig. You awake? 1272 01:10:45,415 --> 01:10:47,199 - What? - Nothing. 1273 01:11:02,997 --> 01:11:04,216 What are you doing? 1274 01:11:05,478 --> 01:11:06,653 What are you doing? 1275 01:11:10,222 --> 01:11:12,703 Yo, perverts! Get in. 1276 01:11:12,833 --> 01:11:15,140 Everyone's getting stupid at the Pioneer. 1277 01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:34,290 ♪ Won't you please let me go ♪ 1278 01:11:35,073 --> 01:11:39,033 ♪ These words lie inside, they hurt me so ♪ 1279 01:11:40,208 --> 01:11:43,299 ♪ But I'm not the kind who likes to tell you ♪ 1280 01:11:43,429 --> 01:11:46,345 ♪ Just what I want to do ♪ 1281 01:11:46,476 --> 01:11:48,913 ♪ I'm not the kind that needs to tell you ♪ 1282 01:11:49,043 --> 01:11:51,959 ♪ Just what you want me to ♪ 1283 01:12:02,796 --> 01:12:04,450 ♪ I saw you this morning ♪ 1284 01:12:04,581 --> 01:12:08,106 ♪ I thought you might like to know ♪ 1285 01:12:08,236 --> 01:12:13,111 ♪ I received your message in full a few days ago ♪ 1286 01:12:13,677 --> 01:12:18,508 ♪ I understood every word that it said ♪ 1287 01:12:19,509 --> 01:12:21,728 ♪ And now that I've actually heard it ♪ 1288 01:12:21,859 --> 01:12:26,559 ♪ You're going to regret ♪ Just get the fuck inside. 1289 01:12:58,722 --> 01:13:03,857 ♪ Do you find this happens all the time? ♪ 1290 01:13:04,467 --> 01:13:07,513 ♪ Crucial point one day becomes a crime ♪ 1291 01:13:07,644 --> 01:13:09,646 I thought you were staying in, bitch. 1292 01:13:09,776 --> 01:13:12,779 ♪ But I'm not the kind that likes to tell you ♪ 1293 01:13:12,910 --> 01:13:15,434 ♪ Just what I want to do ♪ 1294 01:13:15,565 --> 01:13:17,523 ♪ I'm not the kind that needs to tell you ♪ 1295 01:13:17,654 --> 01:13:19,220 Dog-assed tired, huh? 1296 01:13:20,134 --> 01:13:22,180 Cops! Fucking run! 1297 01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:24,487 Oh, shit.[A.J.] Fuck! 1298 01:13:26,184 --> 01:13:27,620 Yo, Brooke, over here. This way. Come here. 1299 01:13:27,751 --> 01:13:29,753 Moose, let's go. Up here, come on, guys. 1300 01:13:32,103 --> 01:13:33,713 Come on. 1301 01:13:34,627 --> 01:13:36,455 Go, go, go, go, go! 1302 01:13:37,021 --> 01:13:38,414 Shit. 1303 01:13:38,979 --> 01:13:40,807 Guys, behind the screen. Behind the screen. Come here. 1304 01:13:41,547 --> 01:13:42,722 Oh, fuck. 1305 01:13:44,768 --> 01:13:46,291 I don't do tight spaces. 1306 01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:48,946 Shut up. We're about to get popped. 1307 01:13:49,076 --> 01:13:50,556 You don't understand. I can't fucking breathe. 1308 01:13:50,687 --> 01:13:52,123 Both of you, shut the fuck up. 1309 01:13:52,993 --> 01:13:54,168 Shh! Check it. 1310 01:13:58,782 --> 01:14:00,174 I can't fucking do this... 1311 01:14:00,305 --> 01:14:01,959 - Moose, shut up. - I'm gonna freak. 1312 01:14:02,089 --> 01:14:03,482 Stop fucking talking.[officer] Hey. 1313 01:14:04,657 --> 01:14:07,660 You don't think someone could hide back behind that shit? 1314 01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:10,054 Oh... oh, fuck. 1315 01:14:10,794 --> 01:14:11,795 Shh! 1316 01:14:12,056 --> 01:14:14,406 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1317 01:14:25,983 --> 01:14:27,332 Here you go, kid. 1318 01:14:31,379 --> 01:14:32,685 What are you looking at? 1319 01:14:33,686 --> 01:14:34,513 Nothing. 1320 01:14:35,253 --> 01:14:36,472 What are you looking at? 1321 01:14:38,212 --> 01:14:39,692 Nothing. 1322 01:14:39,823 --> 01:14:41,389 This some kind of lover's spat? 1323 01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:44,044 - What do you want, dude? - Top me off with DC. 1324 01:14:44,175 --> 01:14:47,526 Hey, go heavy on the ice, okay? I'm fucking melting out here. 1325 01:14:54,925 --> 01:14:56,013 Here. 1326 01:15:08,634 --> 01:15:10,375 Give the deck a wet-down. It's almost safety check. 1327 01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:11,942 No, hey. 1328 01:15:12,072 --> 01:15:14,466 You're not my fucking boss, okay? 1329 01:15:15,032 --> 01:15:16,468 You do it. 1330 01:15:16,990 --> 01:15:18,949 Just get one of the goobs to spray her down, you idiot. 1331 01:15:19,079 --> 01:15:20,124 I don't care. 1332 01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:29,089 You going to, uh, the party tonight? 1333 01:15:29,220 --> 01:15:31,439 - What party? - Brooke's party. 1334 01:15:32,310 --> 01:15:34,355 It's like 15 yards from your front door, Eagle. 1335 01:15:34,486 --> 01:15:35,356 What is that shit? 1336 01:15:37,489 --> 01:15:38,751 Don't worry about it. 1337 01:15:39,839 --> 01:15:41,145 A jewelry box from Martin's? 1338 01:15:41,275 --> 01:15:42,668 Really? 1339 01:15:47,238 --> 01:15:50,633 Look, dude, I know you think you're tight with homegirl, 1340 01:15:50,763 --> 01:15:53,461 but she gave me a handjob behind that screen last night. 1341 01:15:54,375 --> 01:15:55,681 What?[Moose] Yeah. 1342 01:15:56,421 --> 01:15:58,162 - Dude, there's no fucking way. - Whatever, dude. 1343 01:15:58,292 --> 01:15:59,729 She totally jerked me off. 1344 01:15:59,859 --> 01:16:01,774 Fucking grade A too. 1345 01:16:01,905 --> 01:16:03,733 Honestly, I don't know how you didn't hear it, man. 1346 01:16:03,863 --> 01:16:06,257 You were right there.[Brooke] Yo, Moose. 1347 01:16:06,953 --> 01:16:08,389 Bring me a DP. 1348 01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:09,782 I got you. 1349 01:16:16,223 --> 01:16:18,399 One large Dr Pepper, please. 1350 01:16:19,966 --> 01:16:20,880 Yeah. 1351 01:16:27,017 --> 01:16:28,627 Lip thing. 1352 01:16:34,198 --> 01:16:36,113 Mister, you got a Nut Roll? 1353 01:16:37,331 --> 01:16:39,029 Fuck off, kid. 1354 01:16:48,691 --> 01:16:50,301 - For you. - Oh, my God! 1355 01:16:50,431 --> 01:16:52,085 What do you think? 1356 01:16:52,216 --> 01:16:54,131 I love it. - Are you kidding with this shit? 1357 01:16:54,261 --> 01:16:55,741 - My son is five. - Calm down, lady. 1358 01:16:55,872 --> 01:16:57,177 I'm not gonna calm down. 1359 01:16:57,351 --> 01:16:58,962 I demand to speak with your manager. 1360 01:16:59,092 --> 01:17:00,572 I am the manager. 1361 01:17:01,486 --> 01:17:03,096 - Bullshit. - You're bullshit. 1362 01:17:03,227 --> 01:17:04,794 Your fucking kid's bullshit too, 1363 01:17:04,924 --> 01:17:06,709 and you're both making me nauseous. 1364 01:17:06,839 --> 01:17:08,928 Mommy, can I lick the ketchup off the bun? 1365 01:17:15,239 --> 01:17:16,501 What the fuck? 1366 01:17:17,197 --> 01:17:18,590 Hey, hang tight, lady. 1367 01:17:18,721 --> 01:17:20,984 I'm gonna comp your boy's meal a hundred percent. 1368 01:17:23,290 --> 01:17:24,770 Hey, shit pig. You okay? 1369 01:17:24,901 --> 01:17:26,859 Yeah, I'm good.[Moose] It's three o'clock. 1370 01:17:26,990 --> 01:17:28,426 Where the fuck are you going? 1371 01:17:28,556 --> 01:17:29,732 Just giving you space 1372 01:17:29,862 --> 01:17:31,429 for all your fucking handjobs! 1373 01:18:03,591 --> 01:18:04,767 Get in. 1374 01:18:36,581 --> 01:18:38,017 How's that runza? 1375 01:18:39,497 --> 01:18:41,194 All right, I guess. 1376 01:18:42,761 --> 01:18:44,197 Want some rings? 1377 01:18:44,328 --> 01:18:46,809 No, I want Moose to quit rat-fucking me all the time. 1378 01:18:46,939 --> 01:18:49,507 When he's not busy shot calling, he's swooping on my lady friend. 1379 01:18:54,555 --> 01:18:56,166 You want a little advice, homey? 1380 01:18:56,296 --> 01:18:57,471 What? 1381 01:18:58,298 --> 01:18:59,343 Make a move. 1382 01:19:00,561 --> 01:19:01,867 Any move. 1383 01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:05,262 Brooke isn't into Moose. 1384 01:19:05,392 --> 01:19:07,873 She's just waiting for you to make a move, telling you. 1385 01:19:10,528 --> 01:19:12,530 You ever make a move? 1386 01:19:16,447 --> 01:19:17,665 Like on a lady friend? 1387 01:19:18,928 --> 01:19:19,842 Yeah. 1388 01:19:24,063 --> 01:19:24,977 Almost. 1389 01:19:31,810 --> 01:19:33,769 You gotta risk it for the biscuit, Eagle. 1390 01:19:51,134 --> 01:19:54,180 ♪ It's been a long time since you left me ♪ 1391 01:19:57,662 --> 01:20:00,534 ♪ I didn't mean to make you cry ♪ 1392 01:20:04,016 --> 01:20:07,019 ♪ I didn't mean to disappoint you ♪ 1393 01:20:10,327 --> 01:20:13,373 ♪ I didn't mean to tell you lies ♪ 1394 01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:20,119 ♪ And after all that we have been through ♪ 1395 01:20:23,079 --> 01:20:26,038 ♪ Won't you let me tell you why ♪ 1396 01:20:27,779 --> 01:20:29,607 ♪ One more try ♪ 1397 01:20:29,737 --> 01:20:32,828 ♪ I didn't know how much I loved you ♪ 1398 01:20:34,090 --> 01:20:35,961 ♪ One more try ♪ 1399 01:20:36,092 --> 01:20:39,356 ♪ Let me put my arms around you ♪ 1400 01:20:41,793 --> 01:20:45,710 ♪ Living all these lonely nights without you ♪ 1401 01:20:48,191 --> 01:20:52,064 ♪ Oh, baby, can we give it one more try? ♪ 1402 01:20:55,372 --> 01:20:58,766 ♪ It's been a long time since I kissed you ♪ 1403 01:21:01,769 --> 01:21:04,772 ♪ It always used to feel so good ♪ 1404 01:21:08,428 --> 01:21:11,649 ♪ And if you knew how much I missed you ♪ 1405 01:21:14,478 --> 01:21:17,568 ♪ You'd forgive me if you could ♪ 1406 01:21:18,786 --> 01:21:22,573 For the record, I didn't give Moose a handjob. 1407 01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:25,184 That was all in his head, shit pig. 1408 01:21:26,359 --> 01:21:28,318 I grabbed both your dicks because it was the only way 1409 01:21:28,448 --> 01:21:30,059 I could get you two pussies to shut up. 1410 01:21:30,798 --> 01:21:32,365 I wasn't gonna get an MIP for that shit. 1411 01:21:32,496 --> 01:21:34,106 ♪ One more try ♪ 1412 01:21:34,237 --> 01:21:37,153 ♪ I didn't know how much I loved you ♪ 1413 01:21:38,371 --> 01:21:40,112 ♪ One more try ♪ 1414 01:21:40,243 --> 01:21:43,463 ♪ Let me put my arms around you ♪ 1415 01:21:45,857 --> 01:21:49,600 ♪ Living all these lonely nights without you ♪ 1416 01:21:52,429 --> 01:21:56,172 ♪ Oh, baby, can we give it one more try ♪ 1417 01:21:57,347 --> 01:21:58,478 Moose! 1418 01:21:59,697 --> 01:22:02,613 ♪ And after all that we have been through ♪ 1419 01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:14,146 Moose! 1420 01:22:17,149 --> 01:22:19,325 Moose! Come on! 1421 01:22:19,456 --> 01:22:21,023 Come on, let's talk! 1422 01:22:35,907 --> 01:22:37,953 Moose! Come on, dude. 1423 01:22:39,606 --> 01:22:40,651 Come on. 1424 01:22:40,781 --> 01:22:42,044 Let's just fucking talk. 1425 01:22:47,397 --> 01:22:49,486 Get the fuck away from me. 1426 01:23:36,794 --> 01:23:38,665 I just got off the phone with Parks & Rec. 1427 01:23:38,796 --> 01:23:40,624 No one's manning the Snack Shack. 1428 01:23:40,754 --> 01:23:41,755 Are you going in? 1429 01:23:42,365 --> 01:23:43,627 I'm sick. 1430 01:23:43,757 --> 01:23:45,281 Well, what about Moose? 1431 01:25:06,710 --> 01:25:07,754 Hey. 1432 01:25:15,936 --> 01:25:17,764 Dude, what the fuck happened? 1433 01:25:18,722 --> 01:25:20,115 Take a wild guess. 1434 01:25:28,514 --> 01:25:29,907 Here. 1435 01:25:30,037 --> 01:25:32,649 You good with Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays? 1436 01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:35,913 - What, like shifts? - Yeah. 1437 01:25:36,043 --> 01:25:37,436 We'll divvy up Sundays. I'll get this one. 1438 01:25:37,567 --> 01:25:39,221 - You get the next. - Moose! 1439 01:25:42,093 --> 01:25:43,268 Fuck. 1440 01:25:44,617 --> 01:25:46,271 Can I get a jumbo Push Pop? 1441 01:25:46,402 --> 01:25:47,620 Yeah. 1442 01:25:55,411 --> 01:25:57,021 Hey, shit pig. 1443 01:25:58,022 --> 01:26:00,024 How come you pulled a Copperfield at the party? 1444 01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:01,286 I waited for you all night. 1445 01:26:05,638 --> 01:26:07,162 So you want to ditch this pop stand 1446 01:26:07,292 --> 01:26:09,251 and go grab a twist from Chompy Cone? 1447 01:26:09,381 --> 01:26:11,688 - My treat. - No, thanks. 1448 01:26:11,818 --> 01:26:14,256 Come on, no one says no to free ice cream. 1449 01:26:14,952 --> 01:26:16,171 Want to hear it again? 1450 01:26:16,301 --> 01:26:17,694 Wait, are you being serious right now? 1451 01:26:25,310 --> 01:26:28,139 It's feeling like a negatory on the biscuit front there, Eagle. 1452 01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:42,806 - Where are you going? - Waubonsie. 1453 01:26:43,589 --> 01:26:45,983 Gonna polish off this case, sleep under the stars. 1454 01:26:46,113 --> 01:26:48,290 I can't go to Iowa. I'm not supposed to cross state lines. 1455 01:26:48,420 --> 01:26:49,595 Gonna call your mom at the next truck stop, 1456 01:26:49,726 --> 01:26:51,162 tell her you're staying with Moose. 1457 01:26:51,293 --> 01:26:53,991 - What are you doing? - Not stopping till you say yes. 1458 01:26:54,121 --> 01:26:55,645 Come on, Shane. Slow down, dude. Oh, shit! 1459 01:26:57,821 --> 01:26:59,344 Fuck! All right! I'm in, I'm in! 1460 01:26:59,475 --> 01:27:00,780 - All right! There we go. - God! 1461 01:27:00,911 --> 01:27:02,739 You've been busting your ass all summer. 1462 01:27:02,869 --> 01:27:04,219 It's time to fucking unwind. 1463 01:27:21,192 --> 01:27:22,498 Heads up, Eagle. 1464 01:27:46,435 --> 01:27:48,263 Yo, what happened with you and Brooke? 1465 01:27:49,960 --> 01:27:51,396 You gonna spill or what? 1466 01:27:56,271 --> 01:27:57,576 She lied to me. 1467 01:27:57,707 --> 01:27:59,491 She lied to you? 1468 01:27:59,622 --> 01:28:00,666 Yeah. 1469 01:28:05,715 --> 01:28:07,194 I caught her red-handed. 1470 01:28:10,067 --> 01:28:11,590 Doesn't sound like homegirl. 1471 01:28:14,289 --> 01:28:17,553 She said that she waited for me all night at the party. 1472 01:28:19,555 --> 01:28:22,558 And then I caught her hanging on some fucking giant 1473 01:28:22,688 --> 01:28:23,863 out on the porch. 1474 01:28:28,259 --> 01:28:29,434 Flattop? 1475 01:28:30,348 --> 01:28:31,436 Yeah. 1476 01:28:31,567 --> 01:28:33,917 - Green Duster? - Exactly. 1477 01:28:40,010 --> 01:28:41,446 What? 1478 01:28:43,318 --> 01:28:45,276 Oh, dude. 1479 01:28:45,407 --> 01:28:46,843 The jarhead's her brother. 1480 01:28:50,586 --> 01:28:51,543 Fuck. 1481 01:28:56,896 --> 01:28:57,854 Fuck! 1482 01:29:00,639 --> 01:29:02,728 Oh, fucking A, Eagle. 1483 01:29:07,429 --> 01:29:08,343 Just let me explain. 1484 01:29:08,473 --> 01:29:09,822 - Come on. - No, thanks. 1485 01:29:09,953 --> 01:29:11,781 Brooke, come on. Look, I didn't realize. 1486 01:29:11,911 --> 01:29:13,435 I know I fucked up. Just please just listen-- 1487 01:29:13,565 --> 01:29:14,958 No, thanks. 1488 01:29:16,394 --> 01:29:17,613 Want to hear it again? 1489 01:29:24,359 --> 01:29:26,012 Oh, can we get some of this, Mom? 1490 01:29:26,143 --> 01:29:28,363 Sure. Just one. 1491 01:29:34,369 --> 01:29:35,892 What's up, A-Jams? 1492 01:29:36,022 --> 01:29:37,372 Hey, Shan. 1493 01:29:39,722 --> 01:29:40,984 Stop. 1494 01:29:41,114 --> 01:29:42,464 Isn't she a sophomore? 1495 01:29:42,594 --> 01:29:43,595 Junior. 1496 01:29:44,901 --> 01:29:46,555 So how did you get to know her? 1497 01:29:46,685 --> 01:29:48,034 That's Donny's older sister. 1498 01:29:48,165 --> 01:29:49,688 Well, I would think that you would-- 1499 01:29:50,385 --> 01:29:52,778 Oh, my God, Jeanie! 1500 01:29:52,909 --> 01:29:54,693 You scared the heck out of me. 1501 01:29:54,824 --> 01:29:56,652 Sherry! How are you doing? 1502 01:29:56,782 --> 01:29:59,132 Oh, my God. It's been forever, right? 1503 01:29:59,263 --> 01:30:00,525 It has. 1504 01:30:00,656 --> 01:30:02,745 I'm used to seeing that big turkey. 1505 01:30:03,963 --> 01:30:05,704 Oh! Your hair. 1506 01:30:05,835 --> 01:30:07,489 I know. 1507 01:30:07,619 --> 01:30:09,360 It was time for a change. 1508 01:30:09,491 --> 01:30:10,927 Oh, it's so full. 1509 01:30:11,057 --> 01:30:12,624 Almost like a Kay Orr thing. 1510 01:30:12,755 --> 01:30:14,496 - I love it. - Aw! 1511 01:30:14,626 --> 01:30:16,062 Thank you. 1512 01:30:17,542 --> 01:30:18,891 What's going on? 1513 01:30:19,979 --> 01:30:22,547 You guys get in a tiff at your sleepover the other night? 1514 01:30:23,113 --> 01:30:24,419 What sleepover? 1515 01:30:28,292 --> 01:30:29,424 - Really? - I don't know. 1516 01:31:00,977 --> 01:31:03,196 Happy early birthday, asshole. 1517 01:31:04,546 --> 01:31:06,373 Got you a little something-something. 1518 01:31:08,158 --> 01:31:09,420 You want to lunch it at Babe's? 1519 01:31:09,551 --> 01:31:10,900 How about a rain check? 1520 01:31:13,293 --> 01:31:14,947 I still gotta do the whole backyard. 1521 01:31:24,217 --> 01:31:25,392 How's the weather over there? 1522 01:31:26,568 --> 01:31:28,744 Cloudy with a chance of diaper shit. 1523 01:31:29,832 --> 01:31:33,488 Well, hang in there, Eagle Scout. 1524 01:31:35,228 --> 01:31:36,534 I'll swing by later. 1525 01:31:37,274 --> 01:31:38,536 See if you want to get stupid. 1526 01:31:38,667 --> 01:31:40,407 Word. Thanks, homey. 1527 01:32:11,874 --> 01:32:13,092 Peace offering, shit pig. 1528 01:32:14,050 --> 01:32:15,573 For your box stall. 1529 01:32:16,226 --> 01:32:17,619 - Wow. - I know. 1530 01:32:18,097 --> 01:32:19,925 It's probably the only portrait of myself 1531 01:32:20,056 --> 01:32:21,187 I can actually stomach. 1532 01:32:25,061 --> 01:32:26,192 So... 1533 01:32:26,323 --> 01:32:27,846 Is anyone up in this bitch? 1534 01:32:27,977 --> 01:32:29,369 Uh, no. 1535 01:32:30,980 --> 01:32:32,503 Sooey! 1536 01:32:35,462 --> 01:32:36,986 You ever make out to Combat Shock? 1537 01:32:38,161 --> 01:32:39,597 Right at that moment, 1538 01:32:39,728 --> 01:32:41,120 I knew what had to be done. 1539 01:32:41,904 --> 01:32:43,732 It was all coming back to me. 1540 01:32:44,689 --> 01:32:46,952 A revelation that hit me like a bullet. 1541 01:32:48,563 --> 01:32:51,653 Bullets. This chick was armed. 1542 01:32:51,783 --> 01:32:55,221 I felt a tremendous power surging through my veins. 1543 01:32:55,352 --> 01:32:56,875 Where's the gun? 1544 01:33:10,367 --> 01:33:11,934 I gotta tell you something. 1545 01:33:12,064 --> 01:33:14,980 So, no grass carping, okay? 1546 01:33:17,330 --> 01:33:18,984 Yeah. What? 1547 01:33:21,508 --> 01:33:22,858 My dad got his orders. 1548 01:33:24,555 --> 01:33:26,165 We're shipping out to Ramstein. 1549 01:33:29,865 --> 01:33:30,953 Ramstein? 1550 01:33:32,519 --> 01:33:33,564 Germany. 1551 01:33:37,263 --> 01:33:38,264 When? 1552 01:33:39,352 --> 01:33:40,484 Next week. 1553 01:33:45,184 --> 01:33:46,533 Next week? I... 1554 01:33:47,839 --> 01:33:49,232 You're grass carping. 1555 01:33:57,109 --> 01:33:58,676 I got a question. 1556 01:33:59,851 --> 01:34:00,896 Yeah? 1557 01:34:04,160 --> 01:34:05,814 Do you have a condom? 1558 01:34:26,138 --> 01:34:28,010 Oh, shit, that's the Judge. 1559 01:34:28,140 --> 01:34:29,446 Awkward. 1560 01:34:29,576 --> 01:34:31,317 Maybe he's just grabbing something. 1561 01:34:31,448 --> 01:34:32,841 Shh. 1562 01:34:34,190 --> 01:34:36,105 A.J.?Hey, Dad, don't come in here! 1563 01:34:43,721 --> 01:34:45,288 Oh. Um... 1564 01:34:47,159 --> 01:34:48,465 We need to talk. 1565 01:34:49,771 --> 01:34:50,902 Downstairs. 1566 01:35:03,959 --> 01:35:05,134 - See you, okay? - Yeah. 1567 01:35:05,264 --> 01:35:07,658 Nope, hold on. Come here. Both of you. 1568 01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:14,317 What's going on? Why are you being so weird? 1569 01:35:17,624 --> 01:35:18,800 Um... 1570 01:35:20,149 --> 01:35:21,411 I just got a call... 1571 01:35:23,021 --> 01:35:25,763 from Bill Workman about a half hour ago. 1572 01:35:27,591 --> 01:35:30,550 There was an accident out on 75. 1573 01:35:34,250 --> 01:35:35,730 Shane got killed. 1574 01:35:48,699 --> 01:35:49,744 What? 1575 01:35:54,226 --> 01:35:55,401 I just saw him. 1576 01:35:59,971 --> 01:36:01,320 I'm sorry, son. 1577 01:36:48,280 --> 01:36:49,281 Get in. 1578 01:37:50,952 --> 01:37:52,344 What the fuck? 1579 01:37:52,910 --> 01:37:54,433 What the fuck? 1580 01:40:18,316 --> 01:40:19,491 Hey. 1581 01:40:20,405 --> 01:40:21,406 Hey. 1582 01:40:24,409 --> 01:40:26,107 Thought you said that we were dry. 1583 01:40:26,237 --> 01:40:27,978 No, man, this is it. 1584 01:40:29,023 --> 01:40:31,286 Last two. I found a... 1585 01:40:31,416 --> 01:40:34,332 a sixer stashed with the Christmas shit. 1586 01:40:35,203 --> 01:40:36,943 Mm. Nativity set? 1587 01:40:37,074 --> 01:40:38,075 Yeah. 1588 01:40:42,253 --> 01:40:44,125 I did pound the other four, though. 1589 01:40:47,084 --> 01:40:48,129 That's fair. 1590 01:40:58,661 --> 01:40:59,662 Moose? 1591 01:41:02,578 --> 01:41:03,666 Are we cool? 1592 01:41:06,495 --> 01:41:07,931 Yeah, man. 1593 01:41:09,324 --> 01:41:10,803 We're cool. 1594 01:41:13,937 --> 01:41:15,112 Cool. 1595 01:41:15,243 --> 01:41:17,680 Fuck off, animals! 1596 01:41:17,810 --> 01:41:19,377 We're having a moment! 1597 01:41:20,596 --> 01:41:22,641 Fuck. 1598 01:41:24,600 --> 01:41:27,733 Oh, dude, I'm sorry I punched you in the nose. 1599 01:41:27,864 --> 01:41:29,605 Oh, I... I didn't even feel it. 1600 01:41:30,171 --> 01:41:32,260 Yeah, okay. 1601 01:41:34,044 --> 01:41:35,306 Hmm. 1602 01:41:36,960 --> 01:41:38,092 All right, are you ready? 1603 01:41:38,744 --> 01:41:39,963 Yeah. 1604 01:41:40,094 --> 01:41:41,573 Yeah, let's make some dough. 1605 01:41:44,750 --> 01:41:45,969 Wait. 1606 01:41:52,323 --> 01:41:53,846 There's no glass on deck. 1607 01:42:00,940 --> 01:42:03,029 So look, man, I want to pitch you a few ideas. 1608 01:42:03,160 --> 01:42:04,901 Yeah? What kind of ideas? 1609 01:42:05,031 --> 01:42:07,077 How we can double our return on this bitch next summer. 1610 01:42:08,600 --> 01:42:10,298 - Does it involve Real Beer? - Ooh! 1611 01:42:11,734 --> 01:42:13,039 Hundred percent. 1612 01:42:16,391 --> 01:42:18,044 Two fucking lines, goobs! 1613 01:42:18,175 --> 01:42:21,047 Give me two fucking lines! 1614 01:42:21,178 --> 01:42:23,485 - Right now! - My turn! My turn! 1615 01:42:55,386 --> 01:42:56,735 Hey.[Brooke] Hey. 1616 01:42:56,866 --> 01:42:58,781 Hey, what's going on? Are you leaving right now? 1617 01:42:58,911 --> 01:43:01,523 Yeah. Sorry. I drove by the pool but I couldn't find you. 1618 01:43:01,653 --> 01:43:02,698 What happened to Tuesday? 1619 01:43:03,612 --> 01:43:05,875 When the AF says jump, he jumps. 1620 01:43:07,920 --> 01:43:09,574 In two minutes, we're taillights. 1621 01:43:09,705 --> 01:43:10,967 Just gotta hit the head. 1622 01:43:11,097 --> 01:43:12,098 Roger, Wilco. 1623 01:43:12,229 --> 01:43:13,839 Two minutes? 1624 01:43:14,710 --> 01:43:16,190 Here. 1625 01:43:17,713 --> 01:43:19,105 Take it. 1626 01:43:19,236 --> 01:43:20,498 What is it? 1627 01:43:21,195 --> 01:43:22,544 Open it, dum-dum. 1628 01:43:32,597 --> 01:43:33,903 A hanky? 1629 01:43:35,818 --> 01:43:37,776 So you don't have to borrow your dad's. 1630 01:43:41,171 --> 01:43:42,564 One more thing. 1631 01:43:49,484 --> 01:43:51,747 I, um... I printed it last night. 1632 01:44:07,241 --> 01:44:08,720 We don't say "goodbye." 1633 01:44:09,330 --> 01:44:10,418 Just... 1634 01:44:11,288 --> 01:44:12,420 "see you later." 1635 01:44:30,220 --> 01:44:31,308 Let's move out. 1636 01:44:39,664 --> 01:44:40,970 Another keeper. 1637 01:44:43,886 --> 01:44:45,061 See ya, A.J. 1638 01:44:49,413 --> 01:44:50,545 See ya. 1639 01:46:59,761 --> 01:47:03,504 ♪ There must be someone I can talk to about this ♪ 1640 01:47:05,157 --> 01:47:08,900 ♪ I never realized how much friendship could be missed ♪ 1641 01:47:10,119 --> 01:47:11,860 ♪ But it's all good now ♪ 1642 01:47:11,990 --> 01:47:14,253 ♪ 'Cause there's no one but we two ♪ 1643 01:47:14,776 --> 01:47:15,994 ♪ And I'm alone ♪ 1644 01:47:17,169 --> 01:47:19,345 ♪ But I'm alone in the city with you ♪ 1645 01:47:19,955 --> 01:47:21,913 ♪ Well, I'm alone in the city with you ♪ 1646 01:47:22,566 --> 01:47:24,350 ♪ Well, I'm alone in the city with you ♪ 1647 01:47:26,527 --> 01:47:27,658 ♪ With you ♪ 1648 01:47:30,052 --> 01:47:32,576 ♪ You look so strange without the makeup ♪ 1649 01:47:32,707 --> 01:47:33,969 ♪ Upon your face ♪ 1650 01:47:35,274 --> 01:47:36,841 ♪ It'd be so different ♪ 1651 01:47:36,972 --> 01:47:39,191 ♪ Another time and another place ♪ 1652 01:47:40,671 --> 01:47:42,325 ♪ Don't do nothing ♪ 1653 01:47:42,456 --> 01:47:44,153 ♪ That would make you look a fool ♪ 1654 01:47:47,504 --> 01:47:49,811 ♪ Well, I'm alone in the city with you ♪ 1655 01:47:50,333 --> 01:47:52,335 ♪ Well, I'm alone in the city with you ♪ 1656 01:47:52,857 --> 01:47:54,772 ♪ Well, I'm alone in the city with you ♪ 1657 01:47:56,905 --> 01:47:57,819 ♪ With you ♪ 1658 01:48:00,343 --> 01:48:04,434 ♪ And there are some times where I don't know where I am ♪ 1659 01:48:05,870 --> 01:48:08,612 ♪ And there are some things that I'll never ♪ 1660 01:48:08,743 --> 01:48:10,701 ♪ Never understand ♪ 1661 01:48:12,573 --> 01:48:13,791 ♪ Understand ♪ 1662 01:48:15,010 --> 01:48:17,099 ♪ Well, I'm alone in the city with you ♪ 1663 01:48:17,665 --> 01:48:20,232 ♪ Well, I'm alone in the city with you ♪ 1664 01:48:20,363 --> 01:48:22,844 ♪ Well, I'm alone in the city with you ♪ 1665 01:48:22,974 --> 01:48:24,585 ♪ Well, I'm alone in the city with you ♪ 1666 01:48:25,542 --> 01:48:26,630 ♪ With you ♪ 111515

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